1 00:00:01,047 --> 00:00:03,982 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,084 --> 00:00:06,484 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,586 --> 00:00:08,486 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,094 --> 00:00:15,755 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,131 --> 00:00:21,123 Michael Bluth paid an unexpected visit to his mother. 6 00:00:21,234 --> 00:00:23,361 - You look pretty, Mom. - What do you need? 7 00:00:23,470 --> 00:00:25,995 - Need? Why do you think I need something? - Well, you're too busy for us. 8 00:00:26,106 --> 00:00:28,506 No one's seen you. Going on all those dates with Rita. 9 00:00:28,608 --> 00:00:32,942 - Or should I say playdates? - Michael had recently dated a woman... 10 00:00:33,046 --> 00:00:35,537 he later found out was mentally challenged. 11 00:00:35,648 --> 00:00:38,173 We're not seeing each other anymore, but it's... it's for the best. 12 00:00:38,284 --> 00:00:40,184 I'm actually kind of relieved it's over. 13 00:00:40,286 --> 00:00:43,619 Actually, Michael had been so devastated by their break-up... 14 00:00:43,723 --> 00:00:48,854 that he'd even broken out the old guitar. 15 00:00:55,268 --> 00:00:58,362 - Maybe you should talk to someone. - Like my mom? 16 00:00:58,471 --> 00:01:01,031 I don't know. Does she play guitar? 17 00:01:01,141 --> 00:01:03,939 Can't a guy call his mom pretty without it seeming strange? 18 00:01:04,044 --> 00:01:07,172 Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? 19 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,908 - Cu-ute! - I've opened a door here that I regret. 20 00:01:10,016 --> 00:01:12,484 Oh, he's just talking about his stupid turtle. 21 00:01:12,585 --> 00:01:15,053 - Oh. - She has a name, Mother. And it's "Mother." 22 00:01:15,155 --> 00:01:17,749 Buster had recently brought home a turtle... 23 00:01:17,857 --> 00:01:21,452 in an incredibly misguided attempt to make his mother jealous. 24 00:01:21,561 --> 00:01:25,691 You can stay in this box that Uncle-father Oscar left behind. 25 00:01:25,799 --> 00:01:29,633 - In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. - Oh, good. 26 00:01:29,736 --> 00:01:32,728 - Hey, it's already got grass. - Primo bud. Real sticky weed. 27 00:01:32,839 --> 00:01:36,400 Although I was getting a little worried because she was moving really slowly last week... 28 00:01:36,509 --> 00:01:39,740 and then she stopped. Hmm. 29 00:01:39,846 --> 00:01:42,747 Yeah. Well, in any event I'm here, Mom, because you need me. 30 00:01:42,849 --> 00:01:46,046 As you know the Bluth Foundation dinner is a week away. 31 00:01:46,152 --> 00:01:50,282 I am your co-chair, and we don't wanna relive the TBA debacle. 32 00:01:50,390 --> 00:01:52,984 Years earlier, the Bluths had a hard time... 33 00:01:53,093 --> 00:01:56,585 agreeing on a cause for their foundation's first fund-raiser. 34 00:01:56,696 --> 00:02:00,132 "Herpes." "Shrinkage." 35 00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:03,259 Somebody saw Seinfeld last night. 36 00:02:03,369 --> 00:02:07,669 "Neck flap." "Ovarian cancer." Gee, I wonder who that was? 37 00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:10,604 - One more for "neck flap." - Yes. 38 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:13,508 Well, I'll be honest. I haven't heard anything that beats herpes. 39 00:02:13,613 --> 00:02:15,877 So, they sent out invitations with the disease... 40 00:02:15,982 --> 00:02:17,882 still "to be announced." 41 00:02:17,984 --> 00:02:23,149 And much to their surprise, the Bluths ended up raising over $25,000... 42 00:02:23,256 --> 00:02:25,417 to fight TBA. 43 00:02:25,525 --> 00:02:27,891 And then... and here's the really horrible part... 44 00:02:27,994 --> 00:02:30,428 they did it again the following year. 45 00:02:30,530 --> 00:02:33,966 Keep fighting, little guy. With your support of the Bluth Foundation... 46 00:02:34,067 --> 00:02:38,231 we'll live in a galaxy where TBA does not exist. 47 00:02:38,338 --> 00:02:41,671 When people at the last gala found out, we almost had a riot on our hands. 48 00:02:41,774 --> 00:02:45,335 Well, you don't have to worry about anything like that this year, because... 49 00:02:45,445 --> 00:02:48,243 Warden Gentles is the new co-chair. 50 00:02:48,348 --> 00:02:51,647 - The guy who ran Dad's prison? - He's here now installing cameras... 51 00:02:51,751 --> 00:02:54,083 because of all your father's escape attempts. 52 00:02:54,187 --> 00:02:58,283 Uh, yeah. It looks like I won't be goin' anywhere for a little while. But what do I care, huh? 53 00:02:58,391 --> 00:03:01,918 I got a beautiful wife. I got a wonderful hobby. Ha! Look at me. 54 00:03:02,028 --> 00:03:03,928 I'm having the time of my life. 55 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:06,931 His hobby was making papier-mâché copies... 56 00:03:07,033 --> 00:03:11,026 - of his own head. - Before I forget, do you know if these cameras are high def? 57 00:03:11,137 --> 00:03:16,040 I certainly hope so. It'll help me better understand "George Bluth"... 58 00:03:16,142 --> 00:03:22,081 the main character of the latest and, I pray, final draft of my screenplay, New Warden. 59 00:03:22,182 --> 00:03:24,844 - You wrote a screenplay, huh? - I promised myself I wasn't gonna become... 60 00:03:24,951 --> 00:03:27,852 one of those people who are always going on about their screenplays... 61 00:03:27,954 --> 00:03:32,914 so I'll just say, I put together a staged reading with some fabulous young actors... 62 00:03:33,026 --> 00:03:34,994 and it was very well received. 63 00:03:35,094 --> 00:03:37,722 Warden Gentles had convinced his granddaughter's teacher... 64 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:40,560 to mount New Warden as a school play. 65 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:43,602 - I understand you've been causing problems. - Nobody sells any coke... 66 00:03:43,703 --> 00:03:46,194 in this pen without daddy getting a taste. 67 00:03:46,306 --> 00:03:49,366 Beat him with a pillowcase full of batteries. 68 00:03:49,475 --> 00:03:53,411 Ward's letting us hold the event in the new wing of the prison. 69 00:03:53,513 --> 00:03:57,449 After lockdown, everyone's going to spend the night in a cell. 70 00:04:00,486 --> 00:04:02,386 Are they color or black and white? 71 00:04:02,488 --> 00:04:07,425 So, Michael, I don't need your help at all... unless you need something from me? 72 00:04:07,527 --> 00:04:12,430 No. I'm fine. Just thought I could help. Relieved I don't have to. 73 00:04:12,532 --> 00:04:16,559 But he wasn't relieved. So he went home to complain to his sister, Lindsay. 74 00:04:16,669 --> 00:04:19,536 Prison's the last thing we want people associating with the Bluth name. 75 00:04:19,639 --> 00:04:22,073 - Plus, who's gonna want to go? - Wait, this is gonna be at the prison? 76 00:04:22,175 --> 00:04:24,666 Oh, great. Probably gonna run into that warden. 77 00:04:24,777 --> 00:04:27,268 - How do you know the warden? - Oh, right. 78 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:29,905 Uh, he spoke at my school for a "Startled Straight" assembly. 79 00:04:30,016 --> 00:04:32,450 Actually, she'd met with him in the hopes... 80 00:04:32,552 --> 00:04:35,749 of using his prison as a location for a film. 81 00:04:35,855 --> 00:04:41,316 I think you will find the desert both engrossing... and high grossing. 82 00:04:41,427 --> 00:04:43,486 So we don't get dessert. 83 00:04:43,596 --> 00:04:45,564 I guess I have some reading to do. 84 00:04:45,665 --> 00:04:49,931 Besides I doubt very much Mom's come up with a real disease to have a fund-raiser for. 85 00:04:50,036 --> 00:04:52,334 I forgot. We have a real disease. I chose it: 86 00:04:52,438 --> 00:04:55,635 GVH, "Graft Versus Host." 87 00:04:55,742 --> 00:04:58,472 It's new, it's fatal, and guess who's got it? 88 00:04:58,578 --> 00:05:01,046 You've heard of bodies rejecting transplants. 89 00:05:01,147 --> 00:05:04,605 Well, in this case, your transplanted hair is rejecting your body. 90 00:05:04,717 --> 00:05:06,617 Either you remove your hair graft... 91 00:05:06,719 --> 00:05:09,483 or the host, you, will get sicker and eventually die. 92 00:05:09,589 --> 00:05:13,992 - Can you think of any benefits? - Benefits? No. He'll die. 93 00:05:14,093 --> 00:05:17,654 Oh, oh, yeah. No, I... I get that. But have there ever been any fund-raisers? 94 00:05:17,764 --> 00:05:22,360 A husband with the headlining disease. Everyone's gonna wanna talk to me. 95 00:05:22,468 --> 00:05:26,165 - You're making him keep the hair? - Did you see the attention Superman's wife got? 96 00:05:26,272 --> 00:05:28,570 - Besides, Tobias wants it too. - Oh, she's right. 97 00:05:28,675 --> 00:05:31,269 Th-This is gonna be great for me, because I am gonna star... 98 00:05:31,377 --> 00:05:33,470 in the video Gob's making for the gala. 99 00:05:33,579 --> 00:05:36,207 Oh, yeah. It'll be very uplifting. 100 00:05:36,316 --> 00:05:38,648 - Oh, here, let me get that for you. - Thank you. 101 00:05:38,751 --> 00:05:40,651 Oh. Oh, this is gonna hurt. Oh! 102 00:05:42,955 --> 00:05:46,156 You know what? We're gonna need this from another angle. 103 00:05:46,259 --> 00:05:48,591 - And you're sure you're okay? - Oh, probably. 104 00:05:48,695 --> 00:05:51,129 I can't feel anything. How's my hair? 105 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:54,063 It's fine. It's sucking the life out of you, Tobias. 106 00:05:54,167 --> 00:05:57,295 I mean, everything's gone crazy... the gala, Mom and Warden Gentles. 107 00:05:57,403 --> 00:05:59,871 I mean, what is in it for him? I think he's taking advantage of Mom. 108 00:05:59,972 --> 00:06:02,873 And did it ever occur to you that maybe Warden Gentles likes her? 109 00:06:02,975 --> 00:06:07,844 - Likes her what? - No, I... I mean, likes her, like, is attracted to her. 110 00:06:07,947 --> 00:06:11,747 - Who's the "her" in that sentence? - Mom. Warden Gentles likes Mom. 111 00:06:11,851 --> 00:06:14,877 - Her? - I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this. 112 00:06:14,987 --> 00:06:18,252 The guy runs a prison. He can have any piece of ass he wants. 113 00:06:18,358 --> 00:06:20,792 And if he likes her in that sense, it makes it even worse. 114 00:06:20,893 --> 00:06:23,953 I don't want Mom mixed up with the sort of creep that would have her as a fetish. 115 00:06:24,063 --> 00:06:26,793 Oh, Michael, you're just feeling neglected by your mother. 116 00:06:26,899 --> 00:06:28,799 You wanted to go to this with her, didn't you? 117 00:06:28,901 --> 00:06:31,233 Hey, I... I don't need to take my mom to a gala, okay? 118 00:06:31,337 --> 00:06:33,362 Only losers go to those things with their parents. 119 00:06:33,473 --> 00:06:35,771 - I'm going with my son. - Oh, I may skip that. I don't like galas. 120 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:38,309 Actually, he loved galas. 121 00:06:38,411 --> 00:06:42,313 - All kids do. - Oh, come on. Don't leave your Uncle Tea Bag hangin'. 122 00:06:42,415 --> 00:06:44,975 - Please don't call yourself that. - What he was having trouble with... 123 00:06:45,084 --> 00:06:47,780 was looking directly at his dying uncle. 124 00:06:47,887 --> 00:06:51,379 I can't stand by and watch Mom get hurt. I gotta get down there. 125 00:06:51,491 --> 00:06:55,325 This is heartbreaking. Gotta get this for the video. 126 00:06:55,428 --> 00:06:58,397 George Michael, you wanna put your head down there by his drainage shunt? 127 00:06:58,498 --> 00:07:02,696 Buster, meanwhile, was also feeling abandoned by Mother. 128 00:07:02,802 --> 00:07:06,898 Mo... Mother! I have no one now. 129 00:07:07,006 --> 00:07:11,067 But at that very moment, his true father returned. 130 00:07:11,177 --> 00:07:14,169 Uncle-father Oscar, what are you doing here? 131 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:19,183 Well, you know me. I could never leave a little bud behind. 132 00:07:19,285 --> 00:07:24,313 Oh, a hug. Nice. You haven't seen a little box with a turtle on it, have you? 133 00:07:24,424 --> 00:07:28,258 Oh, yeah. My turtle was living in it before he ate all the grass and died. 134 00:07:28,361 --> 00:07:30,261 - He ate all the grass? - Yeah. 135 00:07:30,363 --> 00:07:32,422 - It's been great catching up. - W-W-Wait, where you going? 136 00:07:32,532 --> 00:07:35,592 No, I can't stay, because if my brother finds out that I'm here... 137 00:07:35,701 --> 00:07:39,797 he's gonna try switching places again, and I can't go back to prison. 138 00:07:39,906 --> 00:07:42,636 - If my father comes in, you can hide in one of Gob's tricks. - I can't. 139 00:07:42,742 --> 00:07:47,611 - At least you can stay and help me bury my poor turtle. - Or we could cremate it. 140 00:07:47,713 --> 00:07:52,116 And Maeby was having a harder time finishing Warden Gentle's screenplay than he did. 141 00:07:52,218 --> 00:07:56,450 How'd you like to read something fun that we could talk about on the way to the prison gala? 142 00:07:56,556 --> 00:08:00,788 Oh, I'm actually gonna sit that out. I'm just burnt out on prisons lately. 143 00:08:00,893 --> 00:08:03,054 - Well, this might change your mind. - Is that a screenplay? 144 00:08:03,162 --> 00:08:05,289 Well, that's what you're gonna tell me. 145 00:08:05,398 --> 00:08:08,299 And Michael raced to warn his mother of the warden's intentions. 146 00:08:08,401 --> 00:08:10,301 - Hey! You can't park there. - Oh, sorry. 147 00:08:10,403 --> 00:08:12,894 - I'm sorry. - No stairs. No parking. 148 00:08:13,805 --> 00:08:16,805 Sorry. 149 00:08:18,144 --> 00:08:20,044 Everything looks delicious. 150 00:08:20,146 --> 00:08:22,512 Oh, One-Eye's a wonderful chef. 151 00:08:22,615 --> 00:08:27,075 I've had to go to his parole hearings twice and lie through my teeth to keep him here. 152 00:08:28,186 --> 00:08:30,644 Hi, I just, um... 153 00:08:30,756 --> 00:08:33,224 Wow. What are you guys doing? 154 00:08:33,326 --> 00:08:37,763 It's perfectly innocent, but I can see how if our roles were reversed... 155 00:08:37,864 --> 00:08:41,425 I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries. 156 00:08:41,534 --> 00:08:43,434 - I'll give you two a moment. - Thank you. 157 00:08:43,536 --> 00:08:46,596 I don't know why I always assume that everyone's read my screenplay. 158 00:08:46,706 --> 00:08:50,142 What is wrong with you? That man is being wonderful to us. 159 00:08:50,243 --> 00:08:53,679 And that doesn't concern you, Mother? For all you know he could be trying to seduce you. 160 00:08:53,779 --> 00:08:56,179 - Oh, Michael, you're crazy. - I certainly hope so. 161 00:08:56,282 --> 00:08:59,581 I'm trying to seduce him. 162 00:08:59,685 --> 00:09:01,949 - Who's the "I" in that sentence? - Me. 163 00:09:02,054 --> 00:09:05,023 - You? - Her. 164 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:11,717 Michael had just discovered that his mother was interested in another man. 165 00:09:11,827 --> 00:09:15,923 - Mom wants to sleep with the warden. - What? Oh, God! 166 00:09:16,031 --> 00:09:19,194 - Great. - Great? The man is old enough to be her contemporary, Lindsay. 167 00:09:19,301 --> 00:09:22,702 Plus, she's married, okay? She can't be writhing around underneath the covers... 168 00:09:22,805 --> 00:09:26,206 - What is wrong with you? It's disgusting! God! - Take it easy. 169 00:09:26,308 --> 00:09:29,106 No, it's just I've always had a thing about Mom and Dad being together. 170 00:09:29,211 --> 00:09:31,736 - I know that. - I have a sense of propriety, my God. 171 00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:33,906 - Gob, we've had this conversation. - When? 172 00:09:34,016 --> 00:09:37,383 - The last time you ended up seeing Mom and Dad go at it. - What? No! God, Michael! 173 00:09:37,486 --> 00:09:40,922 - I did no such thing. - He did very much that thing... 174 00:09:41,023 --> 00:09:44,618 when his parents got intimate in a conjugal trailer two years ago. 175 00:09:44,727 --> 00:09:46,752 But thankfully, he'd found a way to forget that. 176 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:51,492 I got a thing of pills in my pocket. I don't suppose I could convince you to grab me one. 177 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,763 - Luckily, that worked too. - I can't even hear this. 178 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:56,895 You may not like it that Mom has needs... 179 00:09:57,005 --> 00:09:59,166 but it never bothered you when Dad was running around. 180 00:09:59,274 --> 00:10:02,677 - Well, that was different. - Well, how 'bout when she was sleeping with Uncle Oscar? 181 00:10:02,778 --> 00:10:04,678 The guy looks just like Dad. 182 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:07,806 I don't know. He's family. It seemed very natural they'd be together. 183 00:10:07,916 --> 00:10:10,783 Who? What? What is natural? Is there new legislation on this now? 184 00:10:10,886 --> 00:10:14,822 George Michael was concerned about family love after reading Maeby's script... 185 00:10:14,923 --> 00:10:19,656 - which he took as a subtle message to him from his cousin. - Listen, new fish. 186 00:10:19,762 --> 00:10:21,730 That bunk was open because the last guy... 187 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,128 wouldn't do the things that you're going to do. 188 00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:29,261 - We're going to... do things? - Anything can happen when two people share a cell, coz. 189 00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:32,340 Um, I'll go... Okay, I'll go with you to the prison. 190 00:10:32,441 --> 00:10:37,276 George Michael, what I want you to do is run upstairs and run a nice bath for Uncle Tobias. 191 00:10:37,379 --> 00:10:41,008 And I want you to help him get in the tub. Can you do that for me? Thanks. 192 00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:43,812 And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. 193 00:10:43,919 --> 00:10:46,717 Come on, Lindsay. What are we gonna do about Mother? - Honestly, Michael... 194 00:10:46,822 --> 00:10:50,758 all this "Mother" talk... you're starting to sound a lot like Buster. 195 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,123 And Michael realized there was somebody else... 196 00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:55,128 in the family who would care about this. 197 00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:58,631 Buster's gonna take this so hard. I cannot let my brother get hurt. 198 00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:00,634 Oh! 199 00:11:07,276 --> 00:11:10,713 Oh, it's on standby. Got another one in you? 200 00:11:11,814 --> 00:11:14,476 Buster, meanwhile, was enjoying being with Oscar. 201 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:17,074 But Oscar was longing for his sweet freedom. 202 00:11:17,186 --> 00:11:22,488 Say, you don't have any Sweet Freedom or Tropical Ease or any of the Hawaiian blends, do you? 203 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,889 Someone's coming. 204 00:11:24,993 --> 00:11:28,724 Oh, Dad, get in the cage and hide behind the mirror. It'll look empty. 205 00:11:30,299 --> 00:11:32,961 Oscar never got a chance to hide behind the mirror. 206 00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:35,366 Although it was not the first time... 207 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:37,870 he was knocked out by a powerful lid. 208 00:11:37,973 --> 00:11:42,342 Hey, Buster, listen. I got some bad news about Mom. 209 00:11:42,444 --> 00:11:45,277 She's planning on spending the night with another man. 210 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:47,848 - Gob? - N-No. Not another brother. 211 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:51,078 - Oh. Then why do we care? - What is wrong with everyone? 212 00:11:51,186 --> 00:11:54,383 Uh, B-Buster, you've got to talk to Mom about this. She can't possibly do it. 213 00:11:54,489 --> 00:11:57,617 - If Dad finds out, he'll go berserk. - If Dad finds out about what? 214 00:11:57,726 --> 00:12:01,162 Oh. Well, I guess I've got no choice now. Dad, I-I've got some bad news... 215 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:05,927 about Mom and Warden Gentles... dating. 216 00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:08,832 Oh. Better sit down. 217 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:12,236 Okay, what's the news? 218 00:12:12,341 --> 00:12:15,868 - They're dating. - Oh, yeah. Because she's... she's my wife. 219 00:12:15,978 --> 00:12:18,572 - Oh, yeah. Damn it! - I'm surprised you're not more upset about this. 220 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,080 When you first told me, but you see, time... time passes. 221 00:12:21,183 --> 00:12:24,380 Besides, it's only, uh, dinner in the office. I mean it's not Le Cirque. 222 00:12:24,486 --> 00:12:27,580 - How'd you know that it was in his office? - Well, wh-where... 223 00:12:27,689 --> 00:12:30,715 where the hell else are they gonna go at 4:00 in the afternoon? 224 00:12:30,826 --> 00:12:32,657 It was around 4:00. You already know about this. 225 00:12:32,761 --> 00:12:34,228 - Come on. - You're up to something, right? 226 00:12:34,329 --> 00:12:36,593 - No. - You both are. She's workin' the warden. 227 00:12:36,698 --> 00:12:39,963 - You're makin' fake heads. You're planning an escape. - How dare you? 228 00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:43,128 I oughta shave your head and make you sit under that camera all night, mister. 229 00:12:43,238 --> 00:12:47,231 It's unbelievable. You know, I was worried that this guy was gonna take advantage of Mom. 230 00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:52,245 You both were taking advantage of him. I don't know why I work to keep this family together. 231 00:12:52,347 --> 00:12:54,144 Michael, can I talk to you for one sec? 232 00:12:54,249 --> 00:12:59,346 - And that's when George Sr. got a call from Lucille. - Three, two, two, five, two. 233 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,650 Howdy doody, that's it. 234 00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:05,386 Now, y-you get back here so you can smuggle me out... 235 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,462 past the guards before Michael starts blabbing. 236 00:13:07,562 --> 00:13:09,860 You know what? You can smuggle yourself out. 237 00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:12,160 You wanna get away from me so bad? You're free. 238 00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:14,531 But I'm free too, baby. 239 00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:18,163 I'm staying in the conjugal trailer with the warden tonight. 240 00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,942 Him? 241 00:13:22,044 --> 00:13:26,378 - Hey, why is there an ambulance out front? - Honey, the car is here. 242 00:13:26,481 --> 00:13:29,279 Hey, do you need a ride? I mean, you'll have to lie down, but... 243 00:13:29,384 --> 00:13:33,252 I'm not goin'. The whole thing is a scam. Mom was using that warden to try to get Dad out. 244 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:36,085 - She's not trying to seduce him at all. - Oh, no. She is. 245 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:39,024 She's spending the night with him. She just called to ask me to bring her... 246 00:13:39,127 --> 00:13:43,188 a tube of "Vagis-table" paste. Hi, George Michael. 247 00:13:43,298 --> 00:13:46,563 - You're goin' too, huh? - Yeah. I thought I would, um, just go with Maeby... 248 00:13:46,668 --> 00:13:49,501 and support her through this whole Graft Versus Host thing. 249 00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:52,539 And Michael himself was feeling a little like... 250 00:13:52,641 --> 00:13:55,235 the host that the grafting family was rejecting. 251 00:13:55,344 --> 00:14:00,680 Good. Great. Go. It's a very important cause. So I'll just stay here and read. 252 00:14:00,782 --> 00:14:04,912 But this, too, would prove challenging as the family had no books. 253 00:14:08,423 --> 00:14:12,154 Other than those. And that's when Michael got a glimpse... 254 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:15,525 into the warden's true intentions with his mother. 255 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:20,067 You were just using me to get even with the man who broke out of your prison? 256 00:14:20,168 --> 00:14:22,227 That escape cost me my promotion. 257 00:14:22,337 --> 00:14:26,273 And you will pay for the loss of $2,300 a year. 258 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:29,276 But you gave me presents. We made love. 259 00:14:29,378 --> 00:14:35,283 I've given you one last present. Enjoy the chlamydia, Lucille. Ha, ha, ha. 260 00:14:35,384 --> 00:14:38,911 Take this newly diseased woman to the hole. Ha. 261 00:14:39,021 --> 00:14:41,785 I wish I'd read The Man Inside Me. 262 00:14:44,892 --> 00:14:46,883 George Sr. needed to escape... 263 00:14:46,994 --> 00:14:50,896 but his handmade replica would never fool the cameras. 264 00:14:50,998 --> 00:14:55,594 So he searched through Gob's magic stuff to find something that might. 265 00:14:55,703 --> 00:15:00,037 - Well, that was a freebie. - Hey, Gob, I'm glad you're here. I thought you'd be at the gala. 266 00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:02,541 Yeah, Dad made me move my stuff outta Buster's room. 267 00:15:02,643 --> 00:15:05,373 But only after hiding himself in the cage... 268 00:15:05,479 --> 00:15:07,913 to get past the cops at the door. 269 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:11,212 - Go. - Mom's being set up. We have to get into that prison. 270 00:15:11,318 --> 00:15:14,287 - It's after lockdown. - Come on, Gob. You were gonna break out of this place once. 271 00:15:14,388 --> 00:15:17,755 - I know you can help me break in. - It's not a Jamba Juice, Michael. 272 00:15:17,858 --> 00:15:20,053 It shouldn't be that hard to break into. 273 00:15:20,161 --> 00:15:25,155 And Buster returned only to find no evidence of his uncle-father. 274 00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:27,393 Hey, Father-uncle Dad... 275 00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:29,401 I was just bringin' some juice for my pet. 276 00:15:29,503 --> 00:15:32,904 Wait a minute. You're not really smiling. 277 00:15:33,007 --> 00:15:35,441 I'm Oscar. He did it again. 278 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:40,344 I told you he would. I can't go through this again. I can't be caged! 279 00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:45,715 And Buster realized he needed to give his true father his freedom. 280 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:49,654 - Hey! Let's get him! - But it was a freedom that didn't last long. 281 00:15:49,757 --> 00:15:52,317 And as the prison gala was underway... 282 00:15:52,426 --> 00:15:54,519 the guys arrived for their break-in... 283 00:15:54,628 --> 00:15:57,995 with the help of one of George Sr.'s instruments of escape. 284 00:15:58,099 --> 00:16:02,035 - You think this is gonna work? - It's a jet pack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? 285 00:16:02,136 --> 00:16:05,663 - All right. - Now just make sure you tell me before you hit any buttons... 286 00:16:09,376 --> 00:16:11,867 - Good. Now we know what the strap is for. - Okay. 287 00:16:11,979 --> 00:16:13,879 - Under the crotch. Yup. - We need a new plan. 288 00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:18,384 - Wish I knew the layout of this place. - Way ahead of you, Michael. 289 00:16:18,486 --> 00:16:22,149 Drew a map of it on my stomach. It's upside down, so it might be a little awkward. 290 00:16:22,256 --> 00:16:24,383 - It was awkward. - I drew us. 291 00:16:24,492 --> 00:16:27,188 - I think we're, like, right there. - Hey, guys. 292 00:16:27,294 --> 00:16:31,526 - If you're gonna party, you wanna bring it inside? - That was a freebie. 293 00:16:31,632 --> 00:16:33,725 Well, the new facility isn't so bad, huh? 294 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,734 It's a lot like school, only it's air-conditioned. 295 00:16:35,836 --> 00:16:39,602 So I guess we can just, uh... just choose a cell to stay overnight in and, uh... 296 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:43,438 Oh, great. And you can take me through your thoughts about the screenplay beat by beat. 297 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:48,140 Sure. Yeah. "Because anything can happen when two people share a cell, coz." 298 00:16:48,249 --> 00:16:51,514 It's a line from... from New Warden. 299 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:56,318 Oh. Oh! Okay, yeah. I don't know what I was worried about. 300 00:16:56,423 --> 00:16:59,221 That would be the happiest moment... 301 00:16:59,326 --> 00:17:01,886 George Michael would ever experience in his life. 302 00:17:03,364 --> 00:17:06,891 - And the warden was happy too. - What a treat. 303 00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:11,165 The man who cost me my promotion ends up back in my care. 304 00:17:11,272 --> 00:17:16,266 And I don't think there's going to be an "I'm Oscar" Web site this time. 305 00:17:16,377 --> 00:17:19,835 Think this time I'll do a podcast. 306 00:17:19,947 --> 00:17:23,280 "Graft Versus Host." Sounds like a tennis match... 307 00:17:23,384 --> 00:17:26,353 between Steffi Graf and Happy Days star Donny "Host." 308 00:17:26,453 --> 00:17:28,683 - It's "Most." - But it's far deadlier. 309 00:17:28,789 --> 00:17:30,848 Hello. I'm Gob Bluth. 310 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:35,522 As a magician, I can make a lot of things disappear. 311 00:17:35,629 --> 00:17:38,359 There are some things I can't make disappear... 312 00:17:38,465 --> 00:17:41,866 no, not that candy ball machine... 313 00:17:41,969 --> 00:17:44,699 the disease GVH without your help. 314 00:17:44,805 --> 00:17:47,899 This is Tobias. When Toby first came into the family... 315 00:17:48,008 --> 00:17:50,238 none of us much wanted him around... 316 00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:52,904 but that's because we couldn't see what was on the inside. 317 00:17:53,013 --> 00:17:55,744 But lately, that's all we've been able to see. 318 00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:58,848 But what was Tobias to do... 319 00:17:59,253 --> 00:18:01,881 Have his hair plugs removed? 320 00:18:01,989 --> 00:18:05,390 The doctor says I'd be completely healed if I were to do that. 321 00:18:05,492 --> 00:18:09,258 - He just needs his hair plugs out? - Doctor says that's the cure. 322 00:18:09,363 --> 00:18:13,595 - There's a cure? - No way. That horsehair is my ticket back into society. 323 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,727 You cut it after those idiots at the gala accept me as one of their own. 324 00:18:16,837 --> 00:18:19,499 We're giving money for this guy to keep his hair transplants? 325 00:18:19,607 --> 00:18:21,767 I'd rather give to TBA! 326 00:18:22,276 --> 00:18:24,642 The crowd began to grow unruly. 327 00:18:24,745 --> 00:18:27,407 We have a riot in the ballroom. 328 00:18:27,514 --> 00:18:30,108 And, just as the prisoners had proven... 329 00:18:30,217 --> 00:18:32,651 they could throw a gala as well as the rich... 330 00:18:32,753 --> 00:18:36,689 so the rich proved they could throw a riot just as well as the prisoners. 331 00:18:36,790 --> 00:18:40,419 - And Lucille was brought to the conjugal trailer. - Mom. 332 00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:42,961 - Michael, what are you doing? - I cannot let you go through with this. 333 00:18:43,063 --> 00:18:45,623 - You can't sleep with him. - Oh, yes I can. 334 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:49,100 I'm making up for the heartbreak your father has caused me. He doesn't need me. 335 00:18:49,203 --> 00:18:52,934 - You don't need me. - Of course I need you, Mom. 336 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:56,498 My heart is kind of broken too. I've been kind of denying it lately, but... 337 00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:58,976 um, you know, it just... I can't... I can't deal with the fact... 338 00:18:59,079 --> 00:19:01,513 that my family's falling apart, now that I really need you. 339 00:19:01,615 --> 00:19:06,518 Oh, Michael, honey. I wanna cry so bad... 340 00:19:07,721 --> 00:19:09,951 but I don't think I can spare the moisture. 341 00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:13,856 Well, listen. Here's... 342 00:19:13,961 --> 00:19:16,896 The problem is that, uh, Gentles doesn't really care for you. 343 00:19:16,997 --> 00:19:20,524 He's just using you to get back at Dad for escaping, at least according to his screenplay. 344 00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:22,295 - You read it? - Yeah. 345 00:19:22,403 --> 00:19:26,203 - Did you like the chlamydia thing? I gave him that. - You gave him chlamydia? 346 00:19:26,307 --> 00:19:30,971 - He had "crabs," and I said, "You're gonna get laughs." - Then what am I doing? 347 00:19:31,078 --> 00:19:35,276 I mean, if Dad doesn't care, there's... there's no real threat... 348 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,816 and, I guess, just knock yourself out, huh? 349 00:19:37,918 --> 00:19:40,148 Where's Gentles? I'll kill him! 350 00:19:40,254 --> 00:19:42,313 - George? - Dad? - I can't let you do this. 351 00:19:42,423 --> 00:19:48,157 I can't let what we have... as lousy as it may be at times... be destroyed. 352 00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:51,493 This is where you escaped to? To prison? For me? 353 00:19:51,598 --> 00:19:54,533 No one is breaking this family apart. No one. 354 00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:56,762 You know what? I think I needed to hear that. 355 00:19:56,870 --> 00:20:01,573 Sorry about the wait. George? If you're here... 356 00:20:01,642 --> 00:20:03,542 who do we have in the delousing tank? 357 00:20:03,644 --> 00:20:06,477 - I'm guessing Oscar. - No. 358 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,844 I cannot take another $2,300 hit. 359 00:20:08,949 --> 00:20:12,942 I'll tell you what: You let Oscar out, and you give us an hour in here... 360 00:20:13,053 --> 00:20:16,750 and, uh, we'll call it even. 361 00:20:18,225 --> 00:20:20,284 Please, Ward? 362 00:20:20,394 --> 00:20:26,026 I can't say no to the woman who gave me "chlamydia." One hour. 363 00:20:28,502 --> 00:20:30,766 Are you ready to have some fun? 364 00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:35,399 - I am so glad I didn't cry. - That I didn't need to hear. 365 00:20:37,211 --> 00:20:40,112 On the next Arrested Development. 366 00:20:40,214 --> 00:20:42,339 George Michael gets closer to his family. 367 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:47,446 - Lockdown! - That was close, huh, Maeby? 368 00:20:47,554 --> 00:20:51,081 Oh, she's in the next cell. Looks like we're gonna be bunk buddies all night, coz. 369 00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:53,887 George Michael experiences... 370 00:20:53,994 --> 00:20:56,087 his unhappiest moment ever. 371 00:20:57,498 --> 00:21:00,865 Buster tries to forget his recent losses... 372 00:21:01,568 --> 00:21:04,495 by breaking out the old guitar... 373 00:21:04,605 --> 00:21:09,008 - and Gob finally faces a phobia he'd faced before. - No! Not here! 374 00:21:09,109 --> 00:21:13,808 Wait, I've seen this before. Oh, God, I've seen this before!