1 00:00:01,094 --> 00:00:04,427 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,531 --> 00:00:06,522 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,633 --> 00:00:08,624 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,174 --> 00:00:15,869 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,311 --> 00:00:21,610 Michael was trying to include his brother in the business... 6 00:00:21,715 --> 00:00:24,275 at his father's request... 7 00:00:24,384 --> 00:00:27,251 So, the last couple of months have seen us hemorrhaging money... 8 00:00:27,354 --> 00:00:31,654 But he was finding himself overwhelmed by the change. 9 00:00:31,758 --> 00:00:34,090 Is it my turn to speak yet? I've got a good one. 10 00:00:34,194 --> 00:00:36,890 - We're gonna wait till after lunch for the tricks. - It's not a trick, Michael. 11 00:00:36,997 --> 00:00:39,795 It's a business opportunity. 12 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:42,130 You can turn the music off. I already shot my wad. 13 00:00:42,235 --> 00:00:44,135 Off. 14 00:00:44,237 --> 00:00:46,728 No, that's tape. It's a... 15 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:50,640 I have got a quick way for us... 16 00:00:50,744 --> 00:00:53,645 to literally be showered with money. 17 00:00:53,747 --> 00:00:56,614 That's where the penny thing would have... 18 00:00:59,419 --> 00:01:01,751 Bonus. Anyway, it involves us making some money... 19 00:01:01,855 --> 00:01:04,415 with our Mexican friends from Colombia. 20 00:01:04,524 --> 00:01:06,321 I think they're called Colombians. 21 00:01:06,426 --> 00:01:11,090 Oh, I forgot. We're being "politically correct." 22 00:01:11,198 --> 00:01:14,031 Anyway, there's a company there that wants to develop some time-shares with us. 23 00:01:14,134 --> 00:01:16,500 I told them that we'll sell them our blueprints... 24 00:01:16,603 --> 00:01:19,800 - for 100 grand. - Gob, we're prohibited... 25 00:01:19,906 --> 00:01:22,466 from doing any business outside the country while we're under investigation. 26 00:01:22,576 --> 00:01:24,601 Translation: "Wish I'd thought of that." 27 00:01:24,711 --> 00:01:27,111 - Nice translating, Dad. - Oh. 28 00:01:27,214 --> 00:01:29,239 I also had this slogan made up. 29 00:01:29,349 --> 00:01:32,614 "A Colombian cartel that won't kidnap and kill you." 30 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:35,347 Underline "won't," 'cause that makes the competition look like... 31 00:01:35,455 --> 00:01:37,355 - maybe they... - I'm serious. We're not doing it. 32 00:01:37,457 --> 00:01:40,722 It's illegal, and, uh, it's also kind of a stupid way to make a quick buck. 33 00:01:40,827 --> 00:01:43,819 - It's not stupid. You're stupid. - Nice pout, Dad. 34 00:01:43,930 --> 00:01:46,592 I wasn't calling you stupid. I was calling the idea stupid. 35 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:48,600 If you'd spend a little more time learning about the business... 36 00:01:48,702 --> 00:01:50,863 and less time with the tricks, you'd know that. 37 00:01:50,971 --> 00:01:53,565 If I didn't have a live dove in my pants right now... 38 00:01:53,673 --> 00:01:57,165 I would leap across this table and... You know what? Forget it. 39 00:01:57,277 --> 00:01:59,575 - Let's go ahead and take five. - Michael was frustrated... 40 00:01:59,679 --> 00:02:03,206 and returned to his office to find Lindsay. 41 00:02:03,316 --> 00:02:05,716 Gob is driving me crazy. I finally got rid of him for a little while... 42 00:02:05,819 --> 00:02:07,719 and Dad put him right back in the business. 43 00:02:07,821 --> 00:02:09,721 You two have always fought. 44 00:02:09,823 --> 00:02:13,156 - I think I even have video of that. - You and half of Orange County. 45 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:16,991 As children, George Sr. would often provoke the boys to fight one another. 46 00:02:17,097 --> 00:02:18,997 He's calling you a liar. 47 00:02:19,099 --> 00:02:21,067 I don't want your cards, Michael. 48 00:02:21,168 --> 00:02:23,932 He believed it created a competitive spirit... 49 00:02:24,037 --> 00:02:26,267 which equipped them for the challenges of life. 50 00:02:26,373 --> 00:02:28,273 Let's keep it in frame. 51 00:02:28,375 --> 00:02:31,276 He also believed footage of the tussles would be a big hit... 52 00:02:31,378 --> 00:02:33,938 in the burgeoning home video market. 53 00:02:34,047 --> 00:02:37,676 He soon franchised the concept with such titles... 54 00:02:37,784 --> 00:02:41,185 as Boyfights 2... 55 00:02:41,288 --> 00:02:43,222 A Boyfights Cookout... 56 00:02:43,323 --> 00:02:48,124 and Backseat Boyfights: The Trip to Uncle Jack’s 70th. 57 00:02:48,228 --> 00:02:50,856 - How do you think I feel? - You weren't even in the tapes. 58 00:02:50,964 --> 00:02:54,365 I was talking about my marriage. Are we still talking about the tapes? 59 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:56,196 Apparently not. What's going on with your marriage? 60 00:02:56,303 --> 00:03:00,865 Well, as you know, Bob Loblaw and I have had a secret little thing going. 61 00:03:00,974 --> 00:03:04,774 - Very secret. He doesn't know. - He has not known of it. That's correct. 62 00:03:04,878 --> 00:03:08,541 But last night he finally responded to one of my little hints. 63 00:03:08,648 --> 00:03:10,775 - Why won't you!@%$ me? - Look... 64 00:03:10,884 --> 00:03:14,547 You're an attractive woman, and you've been dressing like a common whore. 65 00:03:14,654 --> 00:03:18,317 - Well, I've been trying. - But you asked me to represent you in your divorce. 66 00:03:18,425 --> 00:03:21,917 - I can't see a client. - Then recommend somebody else. 67 00:03:22,028 --> 00:03:23,928 Well, our copy boy is very striking... 68 00:03:24,030 --> 00:03:25,930 but he often has toner on his fingers. 69 00:03:26,032 --> 00:03:28,899 - I meant another lawyer. - Oh. 70 00:03:29,002 --> 00:03:32,403 So now I have to tell Tobias we're getting divorced, break the news to Maeby... 71 00:03:32,505 --> 00:03:34,973 plus fit an eyebrow pluck in there, all before the weekend. 72 00:03:35,075 --> 00:03:37,600 Perhaps you can talk to Maeby while you're getting your eyebrows plucked. 73 00:03:37,711 --> 00:03:40,805 It'll look like your eyes are watering 'cause you're sad. 74 00:03:40,914 --> 00:03:43,508 Later that day Michael went to his parents’ apartment... 75 00:03:43,617 --> 00:03:46,950 to talk about the problem he was having with Gob. 76 00:03:47,053 --> 00:03:49,453 - What's going on here? - They're painting the whole building... 77 00:03:49,556 --> 00:03:51,581 so I'm having the inside done too. 78 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:56,925 And that goes into storage, right? Not into your apartment. 79 00:03:57,030 --> 00:03:59,521 What's Spanish for "I know you speak English"? 80 00:03:59,633 --> 00:04:01,533 Mom, if you're gonna speak to these guys like this... 81 00:04:01,635 --> 00:04:03,535 you might want to sleep with one eye open. 82 00:04:03,637 --> 00:04:06,504 Actually, I'll be sleeping at your place. 83 00:04:06,606 --> 00:04:10,303 - Paint fumes are deadly. - You know Dad's under house arrest here. 84 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:12,310 It'll be nice to get a break from him too. 85 00:04:12,412 --> 00:04:15,347 Besides, I certainly can't recuperate here. 86 00:04:15,448 --> 00:04:18,747 - Recuperate? - I didn't want to worry anyone. 87 00:04:18,852 --> 00:04:22,310 It's a routine procedure... Very common for women my age. 88 00:04:22,422 --> 00:04:25,880 I see. The apartment's not the only thing getting a face lift, huh? 89 00:04:25,992 --> 00:04:28,290 Hope you kept your punch cards. You're about due for a free one. 90 00:04:28,395 --> 00:04:30,295 - We have to pay for the paint. - No, no, no. 91 00:04:30,397 --> 00:04:32,388 You're not getting a centavo until you finish all the work. 92 00:04:32,499 --> 00:04:34,797 You guys are both gonna be sleeping with your eyes open. 93 00:04:34,901 --> 00:04:36,869 Mom, however, will not have a choice. 94 00:04:36,970 --> 00:04:38,870 Dad, need you to help me get rid of Gob. 95 00:04:38,972 --> 00:04:42,373 - That ship sailed 35 years ago. - Doesn't know anything about the business. 96 00:04:42,475 --> 00:04:44,909 Today he suggested that we do an illegal Colombian deal. 97 00:04:45,011 --> 00:04:48,208 - You said that was legal. - That was your idea? 98 00:04:48,315 --> 00:04:52,342 - I may have mentioned it. - You told Gob to do it, didn't you? 99 00:04:52,452 --> 00:04:54,352 Did you just want to get us at each other's throats again... 100 00:04:54,454 --> 00:04:57,321 - like you used to do with the Boyfights videos? - Boyfights? 101 00:04:57,424 --> 00:05:00,154 - Luchas de Muchachos. - Oh, sí, Luchas de Muchachos. 102 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:02,660 - We had this video. - Sí. 103 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:04,559 The tapes were a big hit in Latin America. 104 00:05:04,664 --> 00:05:06,894 Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with them... 105 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,991 Except for some of the Baby Buster shorts. 106 00:05:09,102 --> 00:05:11,002 Maybe I was trying to teach you something. 107 00:05:11,104 --> 00:05:13,004 Maybe I was trying to teach you how to compete. 108 00:05:13,106 --> 00:05:16,041 I didn't do it with Buster, and look how he turned out. 109 00:05:16,142 --> 00:05:19,509 - Is Buster. - Baby Buster. 110 00:05:19,612 --> 00:05:22,604 "Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre." 111 00:05:22,716 --> 00:05:25,184 Even though I am so old. 112 00:05:25,285 --> 00:05:27,276 Those tapes made quite an impression on these painters. 113 00:05:27,387 --> 00:05:30,185 I think I turned out pretty darn well, myself. 114 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:32,190 Oh, you just turned out great. 115 00:05:32,292 --> 00:05:35,022 I used my contacts to get you a job, and you quit. 116 00:05:35,128 --> 00:05:38,325 The job was at an Iraqi-owned toy store... 117 00:05:38,431 --> 00:05:41,093 that was hoping to deter shoplifting. 118 00:05:41,201 --> 00:05:45,194 Okay, I'll just take off this cheap fake hand... 119 00:05:45,305 --> 00:05:47,933 and we gonna put on this sign. 120 00:05:48,041 --> 00:05:50,100 Beautiful. You like? 121 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:53,077 They only wanted me because I had one hand... and I won't do it! 122 00:05:53,179 --> 00:05:55,579 - That's not the way Mother is raising me. - Like I won't compete... 123 00:05:55,682 --> 00:05:59,641 with my older brother anymore, despite the way Father raised me. 124 00:05:59,753 --> 00:06:03,621 - We'll show you. - Just like I showed Mr. Al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat. 125 00:06:03,723 --> 00:06:07,090 I stole this sign. 126 00:06:07,193 --> 00:06:09,388 Of course, I left my hand there also. 127 00:06:09,496 --> 00:06:13,592 But FAO al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat... 128 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:17,329 wasn't the only one having trouble scaring kids. 129 00:06:17,437 --> 00:06:21,965 So was Hollywood's third-youngest movie studio executive, Maeby Fünke. 130 00:06:22,075 --> 00:06:24,976 The creature's in your imagination. 131 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:34,353 That's the bloodsucker? It looks like Alf. You got a week to fix it. 132 00:06:34,454 --> 00:06:36,979 This must be the creature that ate our cat. 133 00:06:39,292 --> 00:06:41,522 - And Michael met up with Gob. - Hey, Gob. 134 00:06:41,628 --> 00:06:44,426 Why didn't you tell me that Colombian thing was Dad's idea? 135 00:06:44,531 --> 00:06:47,261 Well, Dad said not to because you don't think I'm smart... 136 00:06:47,367 --> 00:06:49,767 - and that I should take credit for it. - It was just Dad... 137 00:06:49,869 --> 00:06:52,770 trying to turn us against each other again, and of course I think you're smart. 138 00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:55,102 Okay? Hey, what's going on down there? What are you doing? 139 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:57,267 You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. 140 00:06:57,377 --> 00:06:59,675 That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. 141 00:06:59,779 --> 00:07:03,374 Look, I know that I don't know about this housing stuff... 142 00:07:03,483 --> 00:07:05,849 but I've got this Christian girlfriend now... 143 00:07:05,952 --> 00:07:08,284 and she's trying to get me to be a better man... 144 00:07:08,388 --> 00:07:10,288 and reconnect with my son... 145 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:12,881 and I'm trying to get her to renounce God and!@%$ me... 146 00:07:12,992 --> 00:07:16,894 and I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it. 147 00:07:16,996 --> 00:07:18,987 As always, Gob, a mixed bag there... 148 00:07:19,098 --> 00:07:22,192 but the middle part sounded pretty admirable for a second, so here's what I want to do. 149 00:07:22,302 --> 00:07:24,566 I want to get you your own banana stand franchise... 150 00:07:24,671 --> 00:07:27,231 and you can have Steve work at it. 151 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:31,003 - You'd do that for me? - Yes. Yeah. You can design your own shack. 152 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:32,668 - And choose my own location? - Whatever you want. 153 00:07:32,779 --> 00:07:34,804 You're gonna be 100% in charge, all right? 154 00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:37,314 But the most important thing is that we never let Dad... 155 00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:41,319 - turn us against each other again. - Thanks, Michael. 156 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,860 If you feel something moving down there, it's just the bird. 157 00:07:48,962 --> 00:07:51,829 I know it. 158 00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:55,867 And a few days later... 159 00:07:55,969 --> 00:07:58,028 Michael got a call from his son. 160 00:07:58,137 --> 00:08:00,901 - Hey, Dad, did you know Gob started a banana stand? - Yeah, that was my idea. 161 00:08:01,007 --> 00:08:03,703 I'm trying to get us to be less competitive. 162 00:08:03,810 --> 00:08:06,244 That's gonna be difficult. 163 00:08:06,346 --> 00:08:09,076 Plus they have a very aggressive slogan. 164 00:08:15,121 --> 00:08:18,852 Gob had opened a new frozen banana stand, like... 165 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:21,256 twenty feet from the old frozen banana stand. 166 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,022 What's going on? You just thought you'd put the stand right here? 167 00:08:24,130 --> 00:08:26,360 Did the research. Do you know that more frozen bananas are sold... 168 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,763 right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? 169 00:08:28,868 --> 00:08:31,098 - Don't call it that. - Also gonna need a check, 'cause I kind of went... 170 00:08:31,203 --> 00:08:34,104 out of pocket on the new sign... and I need some bananas and some chocolate... 171 00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:36,231 - from the other branch. - Just take the sign down... Take the whole booth down. 172 00:08:36,342 --> 00:08:38,776 You're cannibalizing our business. 173 00:08:38,878 --> 00:08:41,312 You're just scared of a little "competish." 174 00:08:41,414 --> 00:08:43,644 You guys don't even have bananas, so I'm not too worried. 175 00:08:43,749 --> 00:08:46,946 In fact, you know what? Me and my son are gonna kick your little shack's ass. 176 00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:49,385 Dad, it's okay. We can just work together with them, you know? 177 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:52,389 That makes sense. I mean, we don't really even know the recipe. 178 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:55,949 - You just freeze the banana, and then you stick it... - Don't tell 'em. 179 00:08:56,062 --> 00:08:57,962 - Stick it in the what? - No, it's okay. We'll figure it out. 180 00:08:58,064 --> 00:09:00,259 And when we do, we'll have the last laugh. 181 00:09:00,366 --> 00:09:04,166 We'll be the laughingstock of the boardwalk. 182 00:09:04,270 --> 00:09:07,899 Meanwhile, Lindsay was preparing for her own competition. 183 00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:10,407 This is Treat. He'll be representing you. 184 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:13,410 He started off as my paralegal, but he's a lawyer now. 185 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:16,242 - Well, as of next Monday. - Well, we'll fudge that. 186 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:17,976 Lindsay, just do me one favor. 187 00:09:18,084 --> 00:09:20,882 Don't mention me by name when you talk about your future plans for dating. 188 00:09:20,987 --> 00:09:23,080 It reflects poorly on me. 189 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:25,589 Right, right. The conflict of interest. 190 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,921 Yeah, that too. 191 00:09:28,027 --> 00:09:31,360 - Hello, Lindsay. - Tobias. Did you get a lawyer? 192 00:09:31,464 --> 00:09:35,264 Only the best-looking and best-educated lawyer in the whole OC. 193 00:09:35,368 --> 00:09:37,268 - Don't call it that. - Okay. 194 00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:40,134 - Bob Loblaw. How are you? - Bob's representing you? 195 00:09:40,239 --> 00:09:44,005 He was. One day earlier, Tobias had spoken to him... 196 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:46,943 - on the phone. - Whether or not those promises were made explicit. 197 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:51,540 You... want me to be explicit? 198 00:09:51,651 --> 00:09:53,551 Anyway, as it turns out... 199 00:09:53,653 --> 00:09:56,884 Bob was offering to be my lawyer. 200 00:09:56,989 --> 00:09:58,889 And that night... 201 00:09:58,991 --> 00:10:02,722 - Buster arrived with a post-op Lucille. - There she is. 202 00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:06,457 She wants to know where you want to put her. 203 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,692 She can take my room. 204 00:10:08,801 --> 00:10:10,496 She wants to know if I can sleep there too. 205 00:10:10,603 --> 00:10:13,231 She said that's very important to her. 206 00:10:13,339 --> 00:10:16,308 All right. I'll meet you up there, Mother. 207 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,342 You better not lock it! I'll kick it in! 208 00:10:23,449 --> 00:10:26,748 Oh, by the way. Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. 209 00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:29,912 I was like, "Make it two weeks. See if I care." 210 00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:32,490 Got a new hand? 211 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,650 Oh, yeah. I'm trying it out. 212 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,990 Guess who I ran into at the prosthetic shop while I was waiting for Mother. 213 00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:38,996 Sorry, no refunds... 214 00:10:39,098 --> 00:10:44,365 - And that's why you don't take your foot out of its wrapper. - J. Walter Weatherman. 215 00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:47,268 You're the man who used to scare us as children, and one time as an adult. 216 00:10:47,373 --> 00:10:50,001 George Sr. had always used him... 217 00:10:50,109 --> 00:10:52,407 to teach his children lasting lessons. 218 00:10:52,511 --> 00:10:56,914 They usually involved his prosthetic arm being ripped off. 219 00:10:57,016 --> 00:11:02,852 And that's why you always leave a note. 220 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:05,890 - You're one of George Bluth's kids. - Uh-huh. 221 00:11:05,991 --> 00:11:09,518 - I guess you'll be scaring children yourself now. - As a matter of fact, I won't. 222 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,960 If anything, it strengthened my resolve... 223 00:11:12,064 --> 00:11:14,464 to be more than just a one-armed man... 224 00:11:14,567 --> 00:11:17,035 Even if it means me never taking a job again. 225 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,372 Almost makes it worth it. 226 00:11:21,474 --> 00:11:23,237 - Hello. - Listen. I heard... 227 00:11:23,342 --> 00:11:25,867 that you gave Gob a banana stand. 228 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:28,412 They did great. He and Steve took in over $700. 229 00:11:28,514 --> 00:11:30,414 - They did? - Yeah. 230 00:11:30,516 --> 00:11:32,950 So I guess the Bluth Company's got a new heir. 231 00:11:33,052 --> 00:11:36,920 That's when Michael realized it was time to get serious. 232 00:11:37,022 --> 00:11:40,150 George Michael, do you know where the banana suit is? 233 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:46,764 That night, Maeby, displaced by Buster, heard a noise. 234 00:11:49,201 --> 00:11:51,568 Hello? George Michael? 235 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:55,072 I'm thirsty. 236 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,336 And Maeby knew she had found her bloodsucking creature. 237 00:12:00,079 --> 00:12:04,607 The next day, Michael took off work to man the banana stand... 238 00:12:04,717 --> 00:12:07,948 - while his son manned a banana. - How you doin' there, champ? 239 00:12:08,053 --> 00:12:11,489 - Is my name champ? It's so hot. - Why don't you take five? 240 00:12:11,590 --> 00:12:13,854 That's not including the five minutes it takes to get out of this thing? 241 00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,859 - You're not getting out of it. - Attention, everyone. 242 00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:20,591 Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand? 243 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,293 I give you Barbara and Dee. 244 00:12:26,238 --> 00:12:29,332 Don't worry. These young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. 245 00:12:29,441 --> 00:12:31,341 Dad, are they strippers? 246 00:12:31,443 --> 00:12:34,708 If I know your uncle, they're at least strippers. I guess we gotta up the ante. 247 00:12:34,814 --> 00:12:38,511 No, Dad. Then they're just gonna up it and it'll go back and forth all day. 248 00:12:38,617 --> 00:12:41,711 - If that's what it takes, that's what we're gonna do. - And they did... 249 00:12:41,821 --> 00:12:45,279 But it was less entertaining than you might imagine... 250 00:12:46,926 --> 00:12:49,156 no matter what music was put under it. 251 00:13:05,578 --> 00:13:08,069 It was kind of funny to "Yellow Submarine"... 252 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,978 but who could afford it? 253 00:13:13,652 --> 00:13:16,018 So here's what happened at the end. 254 00:13:16,121 --> 00:13:17,656 - Hey, stop fighting! - Stop it! 255 00:13:17,656 --> 00:13:18,714 - Hey, stop fighting! - Stop it! 256 00:13:18,824 --> 00:13:21,384 That's it. They're right, okay? This is insane. We're just "boyfighting" again. 257 00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:24,485 And for what? A hefty bag full of pesos. 258 00:13:24,597 --> 00:13:27,657 - You've been taking pesos? - Dad said I should. 259 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,496 - Dad's involved with this? - Well, he chose the location... 260 00:13:30,603 --> 00:13:33,504 And the strippers and the sign. Every part of it, really. 261 00:13:33,606 --> 00:13:35,699 Wait a minute. Don't you see what's happening here? 262 00:13:35,808 --> 00:13:37,708 Dad's clearly going ahead with the Colombian deal... 263 00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:39,710 and he's laundering it through your banana shack. 264 00:13:39,812 --> 00:13:41,837 He pitted us against each other so I'd be too busy to notice. 265 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,381 Well, you know what? I think it's time for us to teach Dad a lesson. 266 00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:47,509 Get the person who terrorized us the most in our childhood. 267 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:51,078 She's still healing. Let's get J. Walter Weatherman. 268 00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:59,189 Michael and Gob had decided... 269 00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:01,267 to teach their father a lesson. 270 00:14:01,368 --> 00:14:04,269 - We need the number of the one-armed man. - I'm not giving you that. 271 00:14:04,371 --> 00:14:06,862 You want to use his disability to scare someone. 272 00:14:06,973 --> 00:14:10,204 That's everything I'm against. Read the button, mister! 273 00:14:12,178 --> 00:14:15,011 "The only scary thing about... 274 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,515 a one-armed man trying to scare someone is the fact that"... 275 00:14:17,617 --> 00:14:20,381 That he feels that his one arm is good for nothing but trying to scare somebody. 276 00:14:20,487 --> 00:14:22,216 - It's upside down. - Let's see you try to put a button on... 277 00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:24,449 with this. 278 00:14:24,557 --> 00:14:26,218 Stop screaming. It's not scary. 279 00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:28,226 I'm gonna get the number myself, 'cause we're not gonna... 280 00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:30,228 go through our lives being controlled by this guy. 281 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,389 What is more pathetic than grown men being scared of their father? 282 00:14:32,499 --> 00:14:35,229 - I'm thirsty. - Oh, my God! 283 00:14:36,503 --> 00:14:39,233 This continued for a while. 284 00:14:39,339 --> 00:14:41,967 And later, Michael and Gob went to put their plan in action. 285 00:14:42,075 --> 00:14:44,043 I gave the Colombians back their money, and I told them... 286 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,271 that you had no right to make the deal. 287 00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:48,313 I have to warn you, though, they didn't sound too happy. 288 00:14:48,415 --> 00:14:50,883 Let's just hope they don't try to get even by "cir-sum-venting" the law. 289 00:14:50,984 --> 00:14:54,283 - What is that supposed to mean? - Kidnap or... Michael said it. 290 00:14:54,387 --> 00:14:56,753 What, are you kidding? I have an ankle monitor. 291 00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:58,949 I can't even go into the hallway without the cops coming up. 292 00:14:59,059 --> 00:15:00,959 - Stop it! - Clearly you know what you're doing. 293 00:15:01,061 --> 00:15:04,224 There's an off chance they might just want to take you, leave the ankle. 294 00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:06,855 But anyhow... Stall him. 295 00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:09,764 And Michael went to solicit help for the lesson. 296 00:15:09,869 --> 00:15:12,064 How would you and some of your friends like to help us... 297 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,140 teach Mr. Bluth a lesson? 298 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,140 Maybe pose as Colombians. 299 00:15:16,242 --> 00:15:18,733 But we are Guatemalan. Won't he know the difference? 300 00:15:18,845 --> 00:15:21,405 I think anything south of San Diego will be just fine. 301 00:15:21,514 --> 00:15:24,745 - Orlando was in the Groundlings. - Just classes. 302 00:15:24,851 --> 00:15:27,411 Is it going to be unscripted, like Curb? 303 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:31,422 George Sr., meanwhile, had grown suspicious of his sons. 304 00:15:31,524 --> 00:15:33,754 What was that with Michael just now? 305 00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:36,761 He wants to teach you a lesson. 306 00:15:36,863 --> 00:15:38,990 - What kind of lesson? - J. Walter Weatherman lesson. 307 00:15:39,099 --> 00:15:41,659 He's gonna fake your kidnapping and helicopter ride to Colombia. 308 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:44,669 He's gonna teach me a lesson using my own scare toy? 309 00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:47,103 Weatherman wouldn't do it. I think Buster turned him. 310 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,107 Yeah, well, he'll say yes for me. 311 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:52,269 We'll go along with his lesson, but we're gonna teach him one of our own... 312 00:15:52,378 --> 00:15:55,836 But it's gotta be a secret, okay? Between a dad and his... 313 00:15:55,949 --> 00:15:58,679 His favorite son. 314 00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:06,157 - Don't worry, Pop. Gob Bluth doesn't cave. - Yeah, you just did for me. 315 00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:08,693 - Well, you asked me to so I thought... - Okay, go, go, go. It's fine. 316 00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:12,026 And Lindsay and Tobias were back with the arbitrator. 317 00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:14,066 As you know, it is very difficult... 318 00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:17,227 to establish fault in a divorce, but one indicator is fidelity. 319 00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:21,034 My client has not pursued sex outside of this marriage. 320 00:16:21,141 --> 00:16:23,336 - Nor in it. - I got this one. 321 00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:25,468 - Can the same be said for you? - Oh, absolutely. 322 00:16:25,578 --> 00:16:28,411 - I've done everything to make this marriage work. - That's interesting. 323 00:16:28,515 --> 00:16:30,983 Can you tell me what your plans are for this evening? 324 00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:33,882 Uh, I have plans with a friend. 325 00:16:33,987 --> 00:16:36,717 - A man? What's his name, please? - Don't answer that. 326 00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:39,883 I withdraw the question. Why don't we stop for the day? 327 00:16:39,993 --> 00:16:42,018 So Mrs. Fünke... 328 00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:44,096 can get to her date with her mysterious... 329 00:16:44,197 --> 00:16:46,665 Mr. Blah-blah-blah. 330 00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:49,701 At 8:30, unless you want to sit at the bar. 331 00:16:49,802 --> 00:16:51,997 It was the first time someone took Tobias's side... 332 00:16:52,105 --> 00:16:55,836 - and he wanted to thank him. - As much as I hate losing Lindsay and everything... 333 00:16:55,942 --> 00:16:58,240 I feel like I'm making a friend in you... 334 00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:00,869 so I was wondering if maybe tonight you just want to... 335 00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,880 take in a movie... or a schvitz... 336 00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:05,041 or just stay in and nest. 337 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:08,211 Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog. 338 00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:10,687 Of course... The Bob Loblaw Law Blog. 339 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:13,850 Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful. 340 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:18,363 While Tobias was trying to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw... 341 00:17:18,464 --> 00:17:21,900 Maeby was showing Mort Meyers a monster of her own. 342 00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:23,901 Oh, that's terrifying. 343 00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:26,130 Who did that for you, Industrial Light & Magic? 344 00:17:26,239 --> 00:17:29,037 - Topelson Plastic and Silicone. - Did he do Land of the Dead? 345 00:17:29,142 --> 00:17:31,702 Yeah. He's been in Beverly Hills for years. 346 00:17:31,811 --> 00:17:34,439 - Get our makeup people on it. - And George Sr. waited... 347 00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:37,482 for the fake kidnapping he knew Michael had orchestrated. 348 00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:43,078 - Don't move! - Hey, well, let's do it. 349 00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:45,089 Get into the box, old man. 350 00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:47,091 Oh, blankets. That's... Who thought of that? 351 00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:49,627 - That is very nice. - Come on, get in the trunk! 352 00:17:49,729 --> 00:17:52,129 What about... What about my ankle monitor? 353 00:17:52,232 --> 00:17:54,496 We have an ankle monitor deactivator. 354 00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:56,501 Oh, good. See, I've been meaning to get one of those. 355 00:17:56,603 --> 00:18:00,334 I'm not gonna resist you guys because, you know, I don't want you to beat me. 356 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,465 But the mistreated painters... 357 00:18:02,575 --> 00:18:04,634 were actually looking forward to that part. 358 00:18:04,744 --> 00:18:07,208 Oh! Forgot my iPod. 359 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:17,850 - Start the helicopter! - And so Michael, believing himself... 360 00:18:17,957 --> 00:18:22,087 to be aided by Gob, set to work. 361 00:18:22,195 --> 00:18:25,460 But this too produced less-than-compelling footage. 362 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,372 And this is how that ended. 363 00:18:36,476 --> 00:18:38,273 Put on the sound effects. Put on the sound effects. 364 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,369 CD... CD one. CD one. 365 00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:43,210 Track two. Track two. 366 00:18:43,516 --> 00:18:45,511 Put the hostage here by the ottoman. 367 00:18:45,618 --> 00:18:47,711 Get it out of here. What's it doing in here? 368 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:50,653 - Ottoman out. - And George Sr. was released... 369 00:18:50,757 --> 00:18:53,726 - from his long journey into the living room. - Where am I? 370 00:18:53,826 --> 00:18:57,057 - Colombia. Where do you think? - And you just missed the last train... 371 00:18:57,163 --> 00:18:59,654 that will come through the jungle for three days. 372 00:18:59,766 --> 00:19:01,734 - He's good. - He's a Groundling. 373 00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,529 You have betrayed us, and we will make you pay... 374 00:19:03,636 --> 00:19:06,901 - and then we will go back for your sons. - My sons? No. 375 00:19:07,006 --> 00:19:10,305 They too will suffer for your terrible decisions. 376 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,344 And you should really pay your workers what they deserve... 377 00:19:12,445 --> 00:19:14,345 not make them have to buy their own supplies. 378 00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:16,244 Not just the painting. The sanding too. 379 00:19:16,349 --> 00:19:18,977 Yeah, and the taping is very time-consuming. 380 00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:22,851 Michael decided his father was ready to learn his lesson. 381 00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:24,684 - And that is why... - He's got a gun! 382 00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:27,187 I can't let you do it! Get away! 383 00:19:27,593 --> 00:19:30,892 Get away. I'll shoot. I will, I will. I'll take you all out. 384 00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:33,830 - This is all fake. These guys are painters. - I will, I will! 385 00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:38,495 - Oh, God! My arm. - Dad, you just shot off this guy... 386 00:19:38,604 --> 00:19:40,504 This guy's arm. 387 00:19:40,606 --> 00:19:44,599 And that's why you don't teach your father a lesson. 388 00:19:44,711 --> 00:19:48,272 Who's the stupid one now? Thank you, Gob. 389 00:19:48,381 --> 00:19:51,680 Gob? You told him? I thought we were a team. 390 00:19:51,784 --> 00:19:55,220 - It's not fun feeling stupid, is it? - You son of a... 391 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,857 - Wait a minute. I gotta get my camera. - Get off of me! 392 00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:02,359 What is all this? What's going on? 393 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,521 Keep it in frame. You wanna... Cheat out. 394 00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:06,689 - I will kill you! - I'm gonna kill you. 395 00:20:06,799 --> 00:20:08,699 - You're going out of frame. - I'll kill you. 396 00:20:09,101 --> 00:20:10,893 No! 397 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,267 Oh, my God! Michael! 398 00:20:13,773 --> 00:20:18,140 Dad... It was an accident. I'm sorry. 399 00:20:18,244 --> 00:20:21,873 And that's why you don't pit Gob and me against each other. 400 00:20:21,981 --> 00:20:24,711 - Yes! Yeah! - Gob. 401 00:20:24,817 --> 00:20:26,717 - You set me up. - That's right. 402 00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:30,550 - No more "boyfights." - J. Walter Weatherman was in on it too? 403 00:20:30,656 --> 00:20:32,920 - Right from the very start. - So you did use him. 404 00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:36,119 Look at this place. Look at my home. 405 00:20:36,229 --> 00:20:40,461 - Freeze! Drop the gun. - It's okay. We're just trying to teach this guy a lesson. 406 00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:44,263 - Drop the gun! - Oh, my good hand! 407 00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:46,395 Buster's good hand just came... 408 00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,838 flying off. 409 00:20:48,941 --> 00:20:53,935 And that's why you don't use a one-armed person to scare someone. 410 00:20:56,182 --> 00:20:58,810 On the next Arrested Development. 411 00:20:58,918 --> 00:21:01,352 Maeby finds a way to scare an entire generation. 412 00:21:01,454 --> 00:21:05,151 This Christmas, terror has a new face. 413 00:21:05,258 --> 00:21:08,250 I'm thirsty. 414 00:21:09,361 --> 00:21:11,626 Gangy. 415 00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:13,824 We should start production on Gangy Two. 416 00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:15,833 Well, I know she wanted a skin peel.