1 00:00:01,061 --> 00:00:04,827 Tonight, an Arrested Development you can't miss. 2 00:00:04,931 --> 00:00:06,865 A cavalcade of stars. 3 00:00:06,967 --> 00:00:11,199 The shocking final moments will be presented live. 4 00:00:11,304 --> 00:00:13,431 And one of these people... 5 00:00:15,842 --> 00:00:17,810 will die. 6 00:00:19,746 --> 00:00:22,306 - The Bluths were desperate. - I assume you've seen this. 7 00:00:22,416 --> 00:00:24,509 The press had them all but finished. 8 00:00:24,618 --> 00:00:27,815 - What? What is it? - This isn't gonna work over the phone, Dad. 9 00:00:27,921 --> 00:00:30,048 Then get Bob Loblaw to hire me another surrogate. 10 00:00:30,157 --> 00:00:32,785 That's kind of the point. Mr. Loblaw no longer works for us... 11 00:00:32,893 --> 00:00:35,157 because someone wanted a boyfriend. 12 00:00:35,262 --> 00:00:37,594 - Well, don't blame me. - I was talking to Lindsay, actually. 13 00:00:37,697 --> 00:00:40,291 But he was clearly turned off to the both of you. 14 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:45,929 Now, we're gonna need a new lawyer. And that is going to mean about a $100,000 retainer. 15 00:00:46,039 --> 00:00:49,566 If we want a chance of keeping this family going past the next few weeks... 16 00:00:49,676 --> 00:00:52,110 we're gonna have to pull out all the stops. 17 00:00:52,212 --> 00:00:56,581 What am I talking about? I'm talking about all of you getting jobs. 18 00:00:56,683 --> 00:00:58,947 The best place to look for a job... 19 00:00:59,052 --> 00:01:01,282 Who threw the tomato? 20 00:01:01,388 --> 00:01:03,447 How the hell are we gonna get a hundred grand? 21 00:01:03,557 --> 00:01:05,582 I know this isn't exactly what you're looking for... 22 00:01:05,692 --> 00:01:08,320 but Maeby was just accepted into private school. 23 00:01:08,428 --> 00:01:11,420 - I've sent the check in already. - No, that's not what I'm lookin' for at all. 24 00:01:11,531 --> 00:01:13,658 Michael, it's the most prestigious private school in town. 25 00:01:13,767 --> 00:01:15,598 Oh, no. Not the Milford Academy. 26 00:01:15,702 --> 00:01:18,535 Children were neither to be seen nor heard... 27 00:01:18,638 --> 00:01:20,697 at the school Buster had attended. 28 00:01:20,807 --> 00:01:24,106 It's the exact opposite. It's called "Openings." 29 00:01:24,211 --> 00:01:27,669 Oh, great. That sounds like another one of those gradeless, structureless... 30 00:01:27,781 --> 00:01:29,681 New Age "feel-gooderies." 31 00:01:29,783 --> 00:01:33,480 They teach self-expression and getting in touch with feelings, Michael. 32 00:01:33,587 --> 00:01:36,556 - I mean, I know you don't have any. - The boy who couldn't cry. 33 00:01:36,656 --> 00:01:38,556 He's a robot! 34 00:01:38,658 --> 00:01:41,092 Oh, Michael can cry. He just doesn't wanna rust. 35 00:01:41,194 --> 00:01:44,027 Yes, he's like the Steel Man from The Wizard of Oz. 36 00:01:44,131 --> 00:01:46,190 - Tin Man? - Is that what he's called? 37 00:01:46,299 --> 00:01:49,496 - He knows. - Since you sent the check, this is how you're gonna pay for it. 38 00:01:49,603 --> 00:01:52,970 You're gonna be in charge of the house. Cooking, cleaning, all of it. 39 00:01:53,073 --> 00:01:56,509 You're going to put Lindsay in charge of the cooking? At least you'll lose weight. 40 00:01:56,610 --> 00:02:00,376 You know, Mom, I think the only time you ever cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. 41 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,539 You gave us cereal in an ashtray. 42 00:02:02,649 --> 00:02:04,844 Gob, pal? How about you? Can you find some work? 43 00:02:04,951 --> 00:02:06,919 Oh, sure, Michael. 44 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:09,079 As what? A waiter? 45 00:02:09,189 --> 00:02:11,214 Can I get you something, madam? 46 00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:16,991 - I will have a vodka, though. - What? Oh. 47 00:02:17,097 --> 00:02:21,090 If you'd ever accidentally worked a day in your life, you'd know there's no indignity in it. 48 00:02:21,201 --> 00:02:22,668 Great. She'll have a vodka. 49 00:02:22,769 --> 00:02:26,261 Instead of selling out, becoming housewives and waiters... 50 00:02:26,373 --> 00:02:27,670 why don't we have a big event? 51 00:02:27,774 --> 00:02:31,005 Some sort of “Save Our Bluths" type thing. 52 00:02:33,213 --> 00:02:35,681 We'll throw a legal defense fund dinner. Ask for donations. 53 00:02:35,782 --> 00:02:38,683 As long as we don't look desperate. 54 00:02:38,785 --> 00:02:41,447 We want 'em to think we'll take their help, but don't need it. 55 00:02:41,555 --> 00:02:43,455 I should be seen a lot at the club. 56 00:02:43,557 --> 00:02:46,424 Yeah, our backs are against the wall, and it's just hard to accept... 57 00:02:46,526 --> 00:02:48,426 that it's really come to begging. 58 00:02:48,528 --> 00:02:51,053 Sometimes it's the only way to stay in the game. 59 00:02:51,164 --> 00:02:53,462 Please tell your friends about this show. 60 00:03:00,339 --> 00:03:04,298 Michael had asked Lindsay to take care of the house. 61 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:07,402 - And to his surprise, she was sort of doing it. - You're sort of doing it. 62 00:03:07,513 --> 00:03:11,381 Yeah, check it out. I found that canned ham that we'd had forever... 63 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,644 and I put it in a pot of boiling water. 64 00:03:13,752 --> 00:03:15,447 - And guess what I'm calling it? - Soup? 65 00:03:15,554 --> 00:03:19,388 Hot ham water. You know, I'm actually a really good mom. 66 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,550 I think it's 'cause Maeby's never around. 67 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,992 You should send George Michael to Openings too. 68 00:03:24,096 --> 00:03:26,064 Yes, it could help him express his feelings. 69 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:28,497 My son expresses himself just fine. 70 00:03:28,601 --> 00:03:31,161 - Isn't that right, Son? - What? Yeah, it's fine. 71 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:33,397 Yeah, I guess. I don't care. Stop. 72 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:36,167 Yes. He's a regular Freddy Wilson, that one. 73 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:39,073 - I don't know that reference. - No, I don't either. 74 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:42,079 Oh, I don't know either. 75 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:45,082 - It's this guy. - My son's fine where he is. 76 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:47,744 He's got the S.A.T.'s coming up. You gotta do well. You studying? 77 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,651 Yeah, I'm taking a three real quick so I can get a cream soda. 78 00:03:50,756 --> 00:03:53,452 - Oh, I'll get that for you. - No, I will get it. I have to get it myself. 79 00:03:53,559 --> 00:03:56,289 Just relax. 80 00:03:56,395 --> 00:03:59,159 Just check the stove real quick. 81 00:03:59,265 --> 00:04:02,428 You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment... 82 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,196 and pull my "analrapist" stocking over my head... 83 00:04:05,304 --> 00:04:08,671 George Michael has been acting strange lately. 84 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:18,445 He may have developed what we in the soft sciences... 85 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,780 refer to as obsessive-compulsive disorder... 86 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:23,821 - or the OC Disorder. - Don't call it that. 87 00:04:23,922 --> 00:04:27,619 I think ultimately it's because he's afraid to express himself. 88 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:32,163 Actually, he was afraid his Aunt Lindsay was going to burn the house down. 89 00:04:32,264 --> 00:04:35,131 Hi. How are you? 90 00:04:38,971 --> 00:04:41,496 Cream soda. 91 00:04:41,607 --> 00:04:44,075 Maybe he does need this school. Did you see this letter? 92 00:04:44,176 --> 00:04:45,734 You know, it's done wonders for Maeby. 93 00:04:45,844 --> 00:04:48,244 - "Maeby is an exceptional young lady." - Exceptional. 94 00:04:48,347 --> 00:04:50,474 "We are sure that she is destined for great things." 95 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:54,143 - Great things. - "And we wish her luck in all her"... 96 00:04:55,988 --> 00:04:58,650 It says "over." I'd probably have to crack this open to be sure... 97 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,657 but this sounds like an expulsion letter. 98 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,659 "She's never been to class." 99 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,922 What boarding school would lose track of its students? 100 00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:08,158 - Openings is not a boarding school. - I thought it was a boarding school. 101 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:12,260 Actually, Maeby had been on the set of a film called Snowboarding School 2... 102 00:05:12,371 --> 00:05:14,999 in her secret life as a film executive. 103 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:17,439 There goes that nonrefundable tuition. 104 00:05:17,543 --> 00:05:19,443 It is the one rule they do have there. 105 00:05:19,545 --> 00:05:21,445 She should be punished for this. 106 00:05:21,547 --> 00:05:25,210 Tobias, if I can become a more traditional mother, then maybe you could start being more of... 107 00:05:25,317 --> 00:05:27,512 Nontraditional mother. Yes, you're right. 108 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,519 After all, I am her father. 109 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,089 The cars are still off, and I rewashed all the clothes. 110 00:05:32,191 --> 00:05:34,182 And that's when Michael decided... 111 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:38,024 that perhaps Maeby's tuition didn't have to go to waste after all. 112 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,360 Meanwhile, Lucille went to work... 113 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:43,697 - soliciting for the Bluth fund-raiser. - We have plenty of money. 114 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:48,501 Don't get me wrong. But we can't use our personal assets to defend the company. 115 00:05:48,607 --> 00:05:51,701 Just then, Gob arrived and decided to have a laugh. 116 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,802 Your drink, madam. 117 00:05:54,913 --> 00:05:56,847 - Can I get you anything... - Get that one out of here. 118 00:05:56,949 --> 00:05:58,849 As you please. 119 00:05:58,951 --> 00:06:01,545 But Lucille had never made eye contact with a waiter. 120 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:04,451 - Can you drop these off at two? - Why not? 121 00:06:04,556 --> 00:06:07,423 I'm just a waiter. 122 00:06:07,526 --> 00:06:10,791 - So he kept it up. - We're all out of the halibut. 123 00:06:10,896 --> 00:06:15,265 The joke was over, but the lunch rush was just beginning. 124 00:06:15,367 --> 00:06:17,426 - Hey, new guy. You wanna seat table four? - Oh, yeah. 125 00:06:17,536 --> 00:06:21,063 Back at the penthouse, however, lunch was long overdue. 126 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:23,733 I don't suppose she left anything for me to eat. 127 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,743 No, just a soup and a half sandwich and a whole sandwich for me. 128 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,506 - Ah. - Hello. Hey. 129 00:06:28,614 --> 00:06:30,514 So what's going on with the fund-raiser? 130 00:06:30,616 --> 00:06:34,518 Well, uh, I don't think the Home Builder's Organization is gonna be supporting us. 131 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:37,088 Yeah, the HBO is not gonna want us. What do we do now? 132 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:40,647 Well, I think it's showtime. I think we have to have a show during dinner. 133 00:06:40,759 --> 00:06:42,954 Hey, we could have some celebrities in. 134 00:06:43,061 --> 00:06:45,461 You know, Oscar winners like, uh, Nicole Kidman. 135 00:06:45,564 --> 00:06:47,464 I don't wanna round up a bunch of famous people... 136 00:06:47,566 --> 00:06:49,534 that have nothing to do with our family as some stunt. 137 00:06:49,635 --> 00:06:52,934 - What's that got to do with us? - Nothing. You're gonna write a speech about me... 138 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,938 so they can see how wonderful I am. 139 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,031 I think we got a better chance at Nicole Kidman. 140 00:06:57,142 --> 00:06:59,770 - Oh? Huh? - Actually, I may have an in with Andy Richter. 141 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:03,279 Well, do you think you can get him? I'm kidding. Of course not him. 142 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:06,317 His brother does teach George Michael at Openings. 143 00:07:06,418 --> 00:07:09,717 George Michael is going to that New Age feel-gooderie? 144 00:07:09,822 --> 00:07:12,620 I don't think that's a good idea. They're gonna poison him against you. 145 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,215 Remember what happened when we sent Lindsay to that kind of school? 146 00:07:15,327 --> 00:07:18,125 All of a sudden I was the-the bad guy to her. 147 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:21,597 And you don't respect Mom, and you don't respect women. 148 00:07:23,001 --> 00:07:25,799 - Are you married? - Damn school. 149 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:29,635 I said to the teacher... I said, "You poison her, I'll poison you." 150 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,141 George Sr. did more than just say it. 151 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:35,042 He sent the man a basket of poison muffins. 152 00:07:35,147 --> 00:07:39,049 Do you know the Muffin Man? There's a reward if you do. 153 00:07:39,151 --> 00:07:41,119 Then, would you like some foam in your coffee? 154 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:45,520 It's called a "cuppuccino," and wait till you see what it costs. 155 00:07:45,624 --> 00:07:48,354 You can say what you want about the Milford Academy. 156 00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:52,191 The kids who came out of there, prepared for life. 157 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:53,992 Does anyone know how to eat one of these? 158 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,999 You know, George Michael's gonna be fine, okay? 159 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,934 I just want him to know how to express himself. 160 00:07:59,037 --> 00:08:01,835 He was actually having trouble expressing himself. 161 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,840 Why don't you tell the group about yourself? 162 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,536 My name is George Michael Bluth. 163 00:08:06,645 --> 00:08:09,113 I am a 16-year-old Caucasian male. 164 00:08:09,214 --> 00:08:11,546 My mom died. 165 00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:14,380 And I-I guess that's it. 166 00:08:14,486 --> 00:08:16,886 Hardly. See, if it were me, I would say... 167 00:08:16,989 --> 00:08:21,323 "I'm Donnie Richter. I have a brother named Andy. He's an attention hog. 168 00:08:21,426 --> 00:08:25,920 He can't seem to really attract a real audience, but I love the fat SOB anyway." 169 00:08:26,031 --> 00:08:28,864 I thought you looked like Andy Richter. You guys are identical twins? 170 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,867 Identical quintuplets, actually. 171 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:34,302 There was Andy the show-off, Donnie the sensitive one... 172 00:08:34,406 --> 00:08:38,536 Chareth the flirt, Rocky the risk-taker and Andy's stunt double... 173 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:41,738 and Emmett who asked that we not show his picture... 174 00:08:41,847 --> 00:08:45,578 although composite photography tells us he'd look something like this. 175 00:08:45,684 --> 00:08:48,152 Here's what I want you to do. I want you to go home tonight... 176 00:08:48,253 --> 00:08:50,721 and write something about how you really feel. 177 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:53,916 Something critical. Bring it in tomorrow and read it for the group. 178 00:08:54,026 --> 00:08:58,087 - Um, will this go toward my grade? - Oh, we don't have grades here. 179 00:08:58,196 --> 00:09:03,065 A student either learns and gets an "L," or they fluctuate in their learning. 180 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,466 - And what do we get for that? - An "F." 181 00:09:05,571 --> 00:09:07,562 - Maeby, meanwhile... 182 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,664 - was about to have a learning experience. - Well. 183 00:09:09,775 --> 00:09:13,438 I understand you've been having trouble with that expensive boarding school. 184 00:09:13,545 --> 00:09:15,445 That's right. I can read. 185 00:09:15,547 --> 00:09:17,572 Okay, first of all, Variety got it wrong, all right? 186 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:19,913 We didn't want this project. It was a co-finance with Miramax. 187 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,145 Poof, Miramax is gone. We're still on the hook. 188 00:09:22,254 --> 00:09:24,154 It turns out Jamie Kennedy can't even snowboard. 189 00:09:24,256 --> 00:09:27,350 All right, I'll listen to this later. 190 00:09:27,459 --> 00:09:31,828 Don't tell me where you've been. It'll just make me worry more. But guess what. 191 00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:34,922 There's a new daddy in town. 192 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,933 A discipline daddy. 193 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,362 Oh, it's, uh... It's a parenting tape. 194 00:09:41,473 --> 00:09:44,601 If you wanna skip school, that's fine. You'll just come to work with me. 195 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,610 But you don't have a job. 196 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:49,180 All right. Here. Tell you what we're gonna do. 197 00:09:49,281 --> 00:09:52,808 We are going to stuff each one of these gift bags with... 198 00:09:52,918 --> 00:09:57,787 a head shot, some glitter and a decorative hand soap. 199 00:09:57,889 --> 00:10:00,449 And we're gonna send 'em to every casting director in town. 200 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:04,461 - And don't forget the funny notes. - "I know where you live. Ha, ha"? 201 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:07,726 - Casting directors hate this. - They really do. 202 00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:09,892 The glitter queen struck again. 203 00:10:10,002 --> 00:10:12,664 Never hire Tobias Fünke. 204 00:10:12,771 --> 00:10:16,172 And back at the country club, something unusual had happened. 205 00:10:16,274 --> 00:10:20,734 Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale. Unless, did you expect me to follow you to your car? 206 00:10:20,846 --> 00:10:23,041 - They're your tips. - Tips. 207 00:10:23,148 --> 00:10:28,415 And Gob realized he'd accidentally worked a day in his life. 208 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,420 Lindsay, meanwhile, was being a mother... 209 00:10:30,522 --> 00:10:32,581 - when someone showed up who needed one. - Hey, sister. 210 00:10:32,691 --> 00:10:34,784 - How'd you get here? - I walked. 211 00:10:34,893 --> 00:10:37,657 I tried hitchhiking, but it's hard to do without a thumb. 212 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:41,859 - I'm so hungry. - Would you like to try some of this? 213 00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:44,333 Mmm. 214 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:48,167 So watery, and yet there's a smack of ham to it. 215 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,332 It's hot ham water. 216 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,775 - Yeah. - Upstairs, George Michael was struggling with his assignment. 217 00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:57,838 - Can you think of anything critical to say about my dad? - Are you serious? 218 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,248 I have glitter in my lungs from making goody bags for casting directors. 219 00:11:01,353 --> 00:11:03,344 And he's given me a hundred more to do for homework. 220 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:07,050 It's, like, "I don't do my homework. George Michael does my homework." 221 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:10,060 And that's when he decided it was time to cheat off of her. 222 00:11:10,162 --> 00:11:12,062 It might help if you expressed yourself. 223 00:11:12,164 --> 00:11:17,067 It also gave him an opportunity to smell her neck. 224 00:11:17,169 --> 00:11:19,069 And the next day, Michael drove to Openings... 225 00:11:19,171 --> 00:11:22,197 in the hopes of recruiting Donnie's brother for the fund-raiser... 226 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:25,799 when he noticed his son expressing himself rather well. 227 00:11:25,911 --> 00:11:30,007 He pretends he's the great father all of a sudden and acts like he's all worried about me. 228 00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:33,812 But it turns out he just does it so I can help him with his joke of a career. 229 00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:36,046 No wonder Mom wanted out so bad. 230 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:39,089 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 231 00:11:39,191 --> 00:11:43,560 Gob, meanwhile, was several days in to being an accidental waiter. 232 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,961 And he discovered that a little flirting helped bring in the tips. 233 00:11:47,065 --> 00:11:50,728 If you didn't have adult-onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. 234 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:55,899 Oh, Gob. You could charm the black off a telegram boy. 235 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,567 Okay, we'll just tell you now. She's the one who dies. 236 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,407 His name is Andy something. 237 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,914 I think he's Ed McMahon's kid. A song and dance man. 238 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,252 Lucille, meanwhile, was there soliciting for the fund-raiser... 239 00:12:07,252 --> 00:12:08,446 Lucille, meanwhile, was there soliciting for the fund-raiser... 240 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:11,750 - but still hadn't noticed him. - We'll have the lobster tail. 241 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,189 - Until this happened. - And maybe later you can... 242 00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:17,420 save a little piece of tail for me. 243 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,429 Come on! 244 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:23,467 I hope that isn't the sort of humor Andy McMahon will be doing. 245 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,593 Lobster, Mom? 246 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,763 - And Michael went to confront Donnie. - Hey! 247 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:30,842 Nice haircut and thanks for turning my son against me. 248 00:12:30,942 --> 00:12:33,035 Oh, oh. No, no. I-I'm Andy. 249 00:12:33,145 --> 00:12:35,545 Oh. Sorry. 250 00:12:35,647 --> 00:12:38,775 Oh, hey. How would you feel about coming to a fund-raiser at our house? 251 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,444 - How much does it pay? - It's just a free dinner, but... 252 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,453 - I'll be there. - Great. 253 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,956 - I'll be in the cafeteria. - Oh, he's such a pig. 254 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,219 You should know about bad-mouthing family members. 255 00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:51,227 I heard what you had my son say out there. 256 00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:53,297 He chose what to say. 257 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,162 - Maybe we should include him in this. - No need. 258 00:12:56,268 --> 00:12:59,465 You're the one that poisoned him against me. How would you like that done to you? 259 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,062 Are you threatening to poison me? 260 00:13:02,174 --> 00:13:06,201 I'm just expressing myself, man. 261 00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:11,304 - What did I tell you? - How dare that Donnie Richter. 262 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,010 Yeah, you gotta take care of that guy, or I will. 263 00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:16,644 - Yeah, yeah. Let me. - This is not your business. No. 264 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,655 I'm just gonna pull him out of that school. 265 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,749 You're damn right, you are. We can't have this happen. Not now. 266 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:24,556 This family has got to stick together. 267 00:13:24,663 --> 00:13:26,563 I don't want Gob coming to this dinner. 268 00:13:26,665 --> 00:13:29,225 - Good idea. - Guess where he's been getting his money. 269 00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:31,268 Is he following people to their cars again? 270 00:13:31,369 --> 00:13:33,860 He's a waiter! 271 00:13:33,972 --> 00:13:36,167 - He is? Well, that's great. - No, it's not great. 272 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,367 Am I the only one that thinks this family... 273 00:13:38,476 --> 00:13:40,467 is finally starting to become sympathetic and relatable? 274 00:13:40,579 --> 00:13:43,480 That's what people wanna see, you know. Lindsay's taking care of the house. 275 00:13:43,582 --> 00:13:45,846 Oh, I forgot about that. 276 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,943 Tell the "housewife" she's not coming either. 277 00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:52,182 If you don't want her, you don't want me either. She's taking care of me. 278 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,123 She glued my thumb back on. 279 00:13:55,227 --> 00:13:58,685 Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me, or is she looking hotter too? 280 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:01,027 - Why don't you marry her? - Maybe I will! 281 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,794 We're veering away from relatability again. 282 00:14:03,902 --> 00:14:06,769 Meanwhile, Maeby was getting tired of being with her father. 283 00:14:06,872 --> 00:14:09,636 Now what we do is we paint our lips Joan Crawford red... 284 00:14:09,741 --> 00:14:13,700 pop on a little blue eyeliner and then plant a lipstick kiss on every one of 'em. 285 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:17,407 - Why the blue eyeliner? - Well, she felt that her eyes were too close together. 286 00:14:17,515 --> 00:14:20,211 Hello? Uh, yeah, uh... 287 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,810 It's a casting director. Yes, he is available. 288 00:14:23,922 --> 00:14:27,983 Uh, let me put my, uh... our, uh, assistant on the phone with you. 289 00:14:28,093 --> 00:14:31,494 Thank you, yes. I better get changed. 290 00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:33,621 Thanks, Deb. Yeah. 291 00:14:33,732 --> 00:14:35,893 So, he's Torture Victim Number Four, right? 292 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,401 No, that's great. Yeah, he's really into discipline. 293 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,165 And George Michael was about to get some discipline too. 294 00:14:41,273 --> 00:14:43,173 You are no longer going to that school. 295 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:46,472 I don't wanna get into a big discussion about it. It's just not right for you. 296 00:14:46,578 --> 00:14:49,342 Is this because I cheated off Maeby? I've never done that before. I swear. 297 00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:52,644 I couldn't think of anything about you, so I asked her to write it about her dad. 298 00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:56,016 - You cheated? - Yeah, it was stupid of me. 299 00:14:56,121 --> 00:15:00,251 Now Donnie's met you. He's never gonna believe you were up for a part in Wicked. 300 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:04,317 You do what you have to. You think I want to give that speech about Dad at the fund-raiser? 301 00:15:04,429 --> 00:15:08,866 Sometimes you say you hate your dad to get a good grade or you like him to make some money. 302 00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:11,629 Sounds like you're doing a great job there. We're keeping you in. 303 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,931 - No... - I don't wanna have a whole discussion about it. 304 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:18,772 Donnie. Well, I guess I owe you an apology. 305 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,437 No. 306 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,777 - It's Andy again, isn't it? - Rocky. Andy's the pig. 307 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,351 - Well, you're not exactly... - I'm his stunt double. 308 00:15:27,452 --> 00:15:29,943 You think I like this? I disgust myself. 309 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,784 Let go of my dad. You're gonna hurt him. 310 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:35,951 Oh, no. I'm only making it look like that. He's totally in charge of the situation. 311 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,465 So what is the problem? 312 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:46,628 Somebody sent my brother Donnie a basket of poison muffins. 313 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,797 It could've been the Muffin Man. They never caught him. 314 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:52,741 - How do you know about that? - I saw it on Why We Were Scared of the '70s. 315 00:15:52,844 --> 00:15:55,574 And what ever happened to the Muffin Man? Remember him? 316 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,308 I always pictured a giant six-foot muffin... 317 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,316 trying to eat me while I was eatin' him. 318 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,818 It's kind of a fantasy I go to a lot now. 319 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,822 And he says you threatened to poison him. 320 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,824 I was upset. 321 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:11,555 I'd just heard that my son thought I was a horrible father. But, no, I didn't poison him. 322 00:16:11,663 --> 00:16:13,597 Well, if I find out you did... 323 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,401 Oh, uh, Andy wants to know, at this dinner... 324 00:16:17,502 --> 00:16:20,335 - you want him to sing or anything? - A song would be fantastic. 325 00:16:21,873 --> 00:16:25,240 You saw? I thought you didn't know what I said about you. 326 00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:27,243 Well, that wasn't exactly the truth. 327 00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:29,870 But don't worry. I know you don't have anything bad to say about me. 328 00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:33,542 No. You know what? I think Donnie was right. I just wasn't digging deep enough. 329 00:16:33,651 --> 00:16:36,017 I think I might've meant what I said. You never listen to me. 330 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,454 You didn't ask me if I wanted to go to this school. You didn't ask about what I said. 331 00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:42,617 You threatened my teacher. You don't respect me. 332 00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:44,854 How can I respect you, man? 333 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,227 It was a complex situation... 334 00:16:47,332 --> 00:16:49,232 without an easy solution. 335 00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:52,701 - Hello? - The caterers didn't show up. I used the club. 336 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,705 They said we owe them too much money. I guess all those lunches. 337 00:16:55,807 --> 00:17:01,370 I've got 50 people coming in three hours and nothing to feed them, no one to serve it. 338 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,880 We have to make a good impression, or we're finished. 339 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,952 Now that's a clear-cut situation with the promise of comedy. 340 00:17:08,053 --> 00:17:10,544 Tell your friends. 341 00:17:12,624 --> 00:17:16,617 The Save Our Bluths party was starting to heat up. 342 00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:25,559 But the same could not be said for Lindsay's chicken. 343 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,604 What is going on? They're getting restless. 344 00:17:27,706 --> 00:17:29,606 I can't offer to!@%$ them in front of their husbands. 345 00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:31,869 This is what you're making? Poached salmonella? 346 00:17:31,977 --> 00:17:34,445 It'll be fine. I'll just put the sauce on them. 347 00:17:34,546 --> 00:17:36,446 What kind of sauce is that? 348 00:17:36,548 --> 00:17:38,448 Wait. This is the water I thawed the chicken in. 349 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,381 Oh. Well, that should go with chicken. 350 00:17:40,485 --> 00:17:43,079 - Yeah. - Fantastic. 351 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,088 And some powerful players showed up. 352 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,249 George, Bill Kincade from Fostco Industries. 353 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,886 - Sort of. - Hope you don't mind. I sent one of those stupid surrogates. 354 00:17:50,996 --> 00:17:53,658 - You got busted too? - No, I had a prior engagement. 355 00:17:53,765 --> 00:17:57,929 - I'm at the Fire and Ice Ball. - Coming through. Chicken in chicken sauce. 356 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,936 Thank you very much for showing up. 357 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,268 Maybe you could sing while they're bringing out dinners. 358 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,609 Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmett. 359 00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:06,236 Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmett. 360 00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:09,313 Andy sent me over to let you know he's not gonna make it tonight. 361 00:18:09,414 --> 00:18:12,178 Michael was suspicious. I mean, think about it. 362 00:18:12,284 --> 00:18:14,752 We can't show Emmett without blurring him. 363 00:18:14,853 --> 00:18:18,619 Yeah, he's singing at the Fire and Ice Ball tonight. 364 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,521 Andy Richter is singing at the Fire and Ice Ball? 365 00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:26,086 You know, I should send Andy a little basket of poison muffins too. 366 00:18:26,198 --> 00:18:28,098 Muffins? 367 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,169 Oh, my God. Dad? You're the Muffin Man? 368 00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:34,136 You poisoned 25 teachers during the '70s? 369 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,173 Just the first two. The others were copycats. 370 00:18:36,274 --> 00:18:39,004 - You poisoned Donnie, didn't you? - We're losing them. Come on. Come on. 371 00:18:39,111 --> 00:18:42,706 Can I have your attention? My son would like to say... 372 00:18:42,814 --> 00:18:44,873 just a couple of words about me. 373 00:18:44,983 --> 00:18:48,009 And that's when Michael noticed his own son. 374 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,213 - You came, huh? - Yeah, well, it was wrong of me... 375 00:18:50,322 --> 00:18:52,813 to say what I did about how I felt. 376 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:56,451 No, you said what you felt, and maybe it's about time I did the same thing. 377 00:18:56,561 --> 00:19:00,190 So why don't we just let him express himself? Go ahead, Son. 378 00:19:00,298 --> 00:19:05,395 Um, I was going to say that you don't know who my father really is. 379 00:19:05,504 --> 00:19:09,565 And-And-And that what has happened to us is a great injustice... 380 00:19:09,674 --> 00:19:12,142 that we were never really given a fair chance. 381 00:19:12,244 --> 00:19:15,543 But that's not the truth. 382 00:19:15,647 --> 00:19:17,581 We've been given plenty of chances. 383 00:19:17,682 --> 00:19:20,480 And maybe, the Bluths just aren't worth saving. 384 00:19:20,585 --> 00:19:23,816 Maybe we're not that likable. You know? We're very self-centered. 385 00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:26,584 And my father may be the worst of us. 386 00:19:26,691 --> 00:19:28,682 Me too. You know, I-I seem to... 387 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,390 I threaten people who I don't feel support me. 388 00:19:32,097 --> 00:19:36,158 He poisons them. Anyway, here's my advice to you. 389 00:19:36,268 --> 00:19:39,032 Go and take a goody bag and get out while you can. 390 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,771 The speech was disturbing, the food inedible... 391 00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:48,107 and the gift bags pretty frightening. 392 00:19:48,213 --> 00:19:50,340 And when Gob realized he wouldn't get tipped... 393 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:52,507 Wait. No. No. Where's everyone going? 394 00:19:52,617 --> 00:19:54,107 The service got a little worse. 395 00:19:54,219 --> 00:19:57,416 No one's leaving until I get my money! I'll follow you to your cars! 396 00:19:57,522 --> 00:20:01,253 Oh, and then that old racist woman choked on Buster's thumb. 397 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:03,190 - My thumb! My thumb! - This lady can't breathe. 398 00:20:03,295 --> 00:20:05,923 All in all, it was one of the Bluths' better dinner parties. 399 00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:11,068 - Hey, what'd you think of the speech? - You'd do great at Openings. 400 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:14,832 You know, pal, you do not have to go there. 401 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:19,604 I've been very worried about your behavior. You're always turning off burners and irons... 402 00:20:19,711 --> 00:20:23,704 and it may be OCD. 403 00:20:23,815 --> 00:20:27,615 OCD? No. I'm just cleaning up after Aunt Lindsay. She never turns things off. 404 00:20:27,719 --> 00:20:29,619 Wow. Hmm. 405 00:20:29,721 --> 00:20:31,848 Explains why I saw hedge trimmers zippin' around the driveway. 406 00:20:31,957 --> 00:20:34,152 I did it again, didn't I? I'm so self-centered. 407 00:20:34,259 --> 00:20:37,422 From now on, I want you to just tell me what's on your mind, okay? 408 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:42,296 And I promise, you know, I won't just hear what I wanna hear, okay? 409 00:20:44,102 --> 00:20:47,538 - I love my cousin. - I love you, too, pal. 410 00:20:50,942 --> 00:20:53,103 On the next Arrested Development. 411 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,975 The Bluth family gets some good news. 412 00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:59,482 They're all sending in donations. And you know what the key was? 413 00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:02,314 - What? - Your speech. It didn't sound desperate. 414 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:05,184 Well, I-I guess it really doesn't pay to be desperate. 415 00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:07,850 It sure doesn't. 416 00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:10,792 And cut. 417 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,795 Good job, man. 418 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,525 Let's not celebrate yet. We've still got the West Coast feed, guys.