1 00:00:01,023 --> 00:00:03,992 It's Arrested Development. 2 00:00:06,095 --> 00:00:08,563 Michael was preparing his sister... 3 00:00:08,664 --> 00:00:11,292 for her upcoming deposition in the case against their father. 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:15,268 If they say, "Did you know of any financial improprieties?” you’ll... 5 00:00:15,371 --> 00:00:17,339 Unbutton my shirt a bit and give 'em this look. 6 00:00:19,041 --> 00:00:22,272 - Not really sure what you're goin' for. - I drank a lot last night. 7 00:00:22,378 --> 00:00:27,680 - Why were you drinking? - If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night... 8 00:00:27,783 --> 00:00:31,378 - it's because I almost did. - That's why. 9 00:00:31,487 --> 00:00:34,513 But Tobias had a low tolerance for alcohol. 10 00:00:34,623 --> 00:00:37,558 Oh, you look very hands... 11 00:00:37,659 --> 00:00:40,025 So you just finished off the bottle? 12 00:00:40,129 --> 00:00:42,029 I had to. It's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened. 13 00:00:42,131 --> 00:00:44,531 I think that's another one of Mom's little fibs. 14 00:00:44,633 --> 00:00:47,363 You know, like, "I'll sacrifice anything for my children." 15 00:00:47,469 --> 00:00:50,996 Speaking of Mom, she really doesn't want me to do this deposition. 16 00:00:51,106 --> 00:00:53,574 You have to, Lindsay. Sorry. You've been subpoenaed. 17 00:00:53,675 --> 00:00:55,540 I'm afraid I might not be able to be deposed either. 18 00:00:55,644 --> 00:00:58,738 I got a call out of the blue for a chance to play a very important part... 19 00:00:58,847 --> 00:01:01,782 in... The Prosecution. 20 00:01:01,884 --> 00:01:05,115 - The prosecution called you? - I assume it's a CBS procedural. 21 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:09,247 They didn't send sides, so I thought I'd trot out a Vagina Monologue or something else I know. 22 00:01:09,358 --> 00:01:11,417 They did ask for old photos and documents... 23 00:01:11,527 --> 00:01:13,893 so I went and got these out of the secret room... Oop. 24 00:01:13,996 --> 00:01:15,987 "The prosecution" is not a TV show. 25 00:01:16,098 --> 00:01:19,067 It's clearly somebody in the D.A.'s office trying to get you to flip. 26 00:01:19,168 --> 00:01:22,729 These guys will bend the law to enforce the law. 27 00:01:22,838 --> 00:01:24,965 Tell me that's not a CBS franchise. 28 00:01:25,074 --> 00:01:27,474 I'm serious. Why else would they want all these documents? 29 00:01:27,576 --> 00:01:29,476 For set dressing, silly. 30 00:01:29,578 --> 00:01:32,240 Those Hollywood shows are so incredibly detailed. 31 00:01:32,347 --> 00:01:35,077 You're gonna tell them you're not interested. We all have to be careful. 32 00:01:35,184 --> 00:01:37,414 The prosecution's gonna be coming after all of us. 33 00:01:37,519 --> 00:01:40,283 - Including me? - You don't have any secrets. 34 00:01:40,389 --> 00:01:43,290 Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I... 35 00:01:43,392 --> 00:01:45,417 Um, hey, uh, speaking of that. 36 00:01:45,527 --> 00:01:47,427 It's actually her birthday soon... 37 00:01:47,529 --> 00:01:49,429 so I thought we could all do something for her. 38 00:01:49,531 --> 00:01:52,830 - Whose birthday? - Maeby's. 39 00:01:52,935 --> 00:01:57,133 I was changing the subject. We... No. Yeah, we weren't talking about Maeby. 40 00:01:57,239 --> 00:02:00,106 But she's been feeling kind of left out of the family lately... 41 00:02:00,209 --> 00:02:02,769 and I thought maybe we could throw her a surprise party. 42 00:02:02,878 --> 00:02:05,176 Actually, he'd already told her about it. 43 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,043 I just poured Mom into bed. 44 00:02:07,149 --> 00:02:10,175 - Would it kill her to let some vodka go bad? - No. Vodka doesn't... 45 00:02:10,285 --> 00:02:12,719 It's my birthday in a week, and I bet you they don't even know. 46 00:02:12,821 --> 00:02:15,881 They forget every year. I should just move out. 47 00:02:15,991 --> 00:02:18,721 But they're planning a surprise party for you. 48 00:02:18,827 --> 00:02:21,159 They wouldn't forget your 16th birthday. 49 00:02:21,263 --> 00:02:23,959 Oh, my gosh. Our little girl's turning 14. 50 00:02:24,066 --> 00:02:27,832 - Sixteen actually. - Well, I am off to buy the perfect present. 51 00:02:27,936 --> 00:02:31,497 - Maybe she'd like a suit like this. - That is her suit. 52 00:02:31,607 --> 00:02:35,566 - They probably don't make it in a woman's style. - They only make it in a woman's. 53 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,736 Well, I'm off, my love. 54 00:02:37,846 --> 00:02:40,314 - You see? Sometimes, shame can be fun. - Shame? 55 00:02:40,415 --> 00:02:43,077 Secrets. You... You said "shame." 56 00:02:43,185 --> 00:02:45,653 He said "shame." 57 00:02:45,754 --> 00:02:47,722 How does he know about her? 58 00:02:47,823 --> 00:02:50,519 Didn't he just say Gob should be ashamed of himself? 59 00:02:50,626 --> 00:02:53,220 No, but give it a while. Somebody will. What's all that for? 60 00:02:53,328 --> 00:02:56,889 - It's for my out-of-town act. - Out of town, Gob? 61 00:02:56,999 --> 00:03:00,526 - The prosecution is watching every move we make. - I'm just going to Iraq. 62 00:03:00,636 --> 00:03:02,604 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am. 63 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:05,764 No, you're not. Dad is up on treason charges for building homes in Iraq. 64 00:03:05,874 --> 00:03:08,001 - It's a USO tour. - You're not going. 65 00:03:08,110 --> 00:03:11,011 I'm doing my Christian magic act my religion girlfriend helped me work out. 66 00:03:11,113 --> 00:03:13,581 I dress up like Jesus, walk on water, which you've seen. 67 00:03:13,682 --> 00:03:15,877 - I'm gonna do the wine into water. - It's water into wine. 68 00:03:15,984 --> 00:03:18,646 Then I've just emptied out all your wine bottles... 69 00:03:18,754 --> 00:03:20,915 and filled them with fake stuff for nothing. 70 00:03:21,023 --> 00:03:23,184 Great. How am I supposed to have sex with my husband now? 71 00:03:23,292 --> 00:03:26,625 Gob. We got the depositions. You're not goin' to Iraq. 72 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,525 You're just jealous that I am the son... 73 00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:32,225 that the father has asked to do his work in the Holy Land. 74 00:03:32,334 --> 00:03:36,065 - So Dad is behind this. - And he won't bump me up to business class. 75 00:03:36,171 --> 00:03:40,540 Later that day, Tobias met with the prosecutor, Wayne Jarvis. 76 00:03:40,642 --> 00:03:45,443 ...a flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. 77 00:03:45,547 --> 00:03:47,447 This is not an audition for a CBS show. 78 00:03:47,549 --> 00:03:51,451 - I was just looking for some feedback. - It was a little contrived. 79 00:03:51,553 --> 00:03:54,044 Now, we think we can offer you a good deal... 80 00:03:54,156 --> 00:03:57,319 if you provide evidence that puts George Bluth behind bars. 81 00:03:57,426 --> 00:04:00,884 I'll tell you what else is contrived... the odds I would turn on my family... 82 00:04:00,996 --> 00:04:03,055 for somebody who is not only trying to hurt them... 83 00:04:03,165 --> 00:04:06,134 but who wouldn't know good acting if it marched through that door... 84 00:04:06,235 --> 00:04:08,567 and gave them head shots and decorative soaps. 85 00:04:08,670 --> 00:04:11,230 And as Tobias waited for the elevator... 86 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:14,776 he noticed an interesting flyer promising the perfect gift... 87 00:04:14,876 --> 00:04:17,572 for the daughter who didn't feel part of the family. 88 00:04:17,679 --> 00:04:20,910 - He took the bait. - He's a classic scrapbooker. 89 00:04:21,016 --> 00:04:23,484 Right down to the woman's suit. 90 00:04:23,585 --> 00:04:26,918 Michael went to confront his father about Gob's trip to Iraq. 91 00:04:27,022 --> 00:04:30,287 Everyone knows you built homes for Saddam Hussein. Tell me what's going on. 92 00:04:30,392 --> 00:04:33,054 For the millionth time, I was a patsy. 93 00:04:33,161 --> 00:04:35,254 I gotta find a loophole to get out of this... 94 00:04:35,364 --> 00:04:39,801 but Buster took coma and your mother took rehab. 95 00:04:39,901 --> 00:04:41,960 Hey. You goin' to rehab again? 96 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:45,301 I'm bringing Lindsay. I'm worried about her. 97 00:04:45,407 --> 00:04:47,238 Did you get the corkscrew? 98 00:04:47,342 --> 00:04:49,503 I see there's gonna be wine at the rehab, huh? 99 00:04:49,611 --> 00:04:52,444 Wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit. 100 00:04:52,547 --> 00:04:55,015 How do you come up with these? 101 00:04:55,117 --> 00:04:57,278 I'll meet with the prosecutor, ask for a postponement. 102 00:04:57,386 --> 00:05:00,287 But I'm gonna have to go on the record about why you two aren't there. 103 00:05:00,389 --> 00:05:02,323 If you make a liar out of me, we're gonna be in big trouble. 104 00:05:02,424 --> 00:05:06,485 - This constant bickering is gonna put me in a coma. - Nice try, Dad. 105 00:05:06,595 --> 00:05:09,894 Buster was finding his fake coma hard to sustain. 106 00:05:09,998 --> 00:05:13,297 It takes a lot of courage to endure what they put you through... 107 00:05:13,402 --> 00:05:16,235 especially since your mother saw that Web site. 108 00:05:16,338 --> 00:05:18,636 Buster was not only providing medical students... 109 00:05:18,740 --> 00:05:20,469 a live body to learn on... 110 00:05:20,575 --> 00:05:23,237 That's okay. Try again. No. That's a tendon. 111 00:05:23,345 --> 00:05:26,906 He'd be screaming right now. That's okay. Try again. 112 00:05:27,015 --> 00:05:30,917 He'd also served as a human canvas for aspiring beauticians. 113 00:05:31,019 --> 00:05:34,580 That's okay. You put too much collagen in there. No, no. Try it again. 114 00:05:34,690 --> 00:05:38,148 And a much-needed set of teeth for a dental program... 115 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:40,228 Designed to encourage at-risk youth. 116 00:05:40,329 --> 00:05:43,560 That's okay, Turf. No. Try again. 117 00:05:43,665 --> 00:05:47,260 You've got your forearm on this windpipe, Dog Bone. 118 00:05:47,369 --> 00:05:50,497 - It really was amazing for their self-esteem. - I did it. 119 00:05:51,606 --> 00:05:53,369 Even Buster was moved. 120 00:05:53,475 --> 00:05:56,000 But he endured it all for Adelaide. 121 00:05:56,111 --> 00:05:58,011 I love you, Buster. 122 00:05:58,113 --> 00:06:01,014 What I would give to hear you say you love me too... 123 00:06:01,116 --> 00:06:04,085 even if it meant you'd been faking this whole time. 124 00:06:04,186 --> 00:06:07,383 Speak to me. Say anything, my love. 125 00:06:07,489 --> 00:06:09,753 Anything? 126 00:06:09,858 --> 00:06:11,587 Faker! 127 00:06:11,693 --> 00:06:15,390 I wasn't faking my love for you. I didn't want to testify at my dad's trial. 128 00:06:15,497 --> 00:06:17,931 - Well, you're a coward. - No! 129 00:06:18,033 --> 00:06:20,263 Adelaide, how could you let this happen again? 130 00:06:20,369 --> 00:06:23,805 I wish you'd come to, or don't you care about me? 131 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:27,397 - Of course I care about you. - You faker! 132 00:06:27,509 --> 00:06:29,977 How could I let this happen to me again? 133 00:06:30,078 --> 00:06:33,070 Take a single step to show me your love, Gary. 134 00:06:34,049 --> 00:06:35,983 Aw! Faker! 135 00:06:36,084 --> 00:06:37,984 She was wrong on that one. 136 00:06:38,086 --> 00:06:40,054 It was love that made Gary take that step. 137 00:06:40,155 --> 00:06:43,215 Who ever said vegetables were good for your heart? 138 00:06:43,325 --> 00:06:45,987 No, no. No, please. 139 00:06:46,094 --> 00:06:49,723 Of course, he hadn't used his legs in three weeks. 140 00:06:49,831 --> 00:06:51,731 And Michael met with Wayne Jarvis. 141 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:54,233 I apologize for the rest of my family not being here. 142 00:06:54,336 --> 00:06:57,567 They wanted to testify, but they all have perfectly legal excuses. 143 00:06:57,672 --> 00:07:00,607 And I can assure you that no one is hiding. 144 00:07:00,709 --> 00:07:03,769 Michael, your mother and your sister are not in a rehab center. 145 00:07:03,879 --> 00:07:05,744 - Where are they really? - We don't know. 146 00:07:05,847 --> 00:07:08,247 But we do know the two people who checked into Shady Pines... 147 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:12,582 under the names Lucille Bluth and Lindsay Fünke are not your relatives. 148 00:07:12,687 --> 00:07:14,416 Also, for someone in a coma... 149 00:07:14,523 --> 00:07:18,619 your brother Buster has made an impressive 15 phone calls to radio stations... 150 00:07:18,727 --> 00:07:21,787 alternately requesting "I Will Survive” and... What was the other one? 151 00:07:21,897 --> 00:07:24,866 - "She's Out of My Life." - "She's Out of My Life." 152 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:27,400 As for your brother Gob in the USO... 153 00:07:27,502 --> 00:07:29,834 - Don't tell me he's not in Iraq? - No, he's there. 154 00:07:29,938 --> 00:07:32,873 In fact, Michael, he's on the news... right now. 155 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:37,868 Are bees better at sniffing out drugs than dogs? 156 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:40,413 I'm sure it's coming right up. They've been playing it all day. 157 00:07:40,515 --> 00:07:43,143 And they deliver insulin right to my door. 158 00:07:43,251 --> 00:07:45,014 I'm sure it's right after this series of ads. 159 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,816 It's, like, every time you turn on the TV, it's there. 160 00:07:47,923 --> 00:07:50,585 - Why don't we just go online? - Cool your Japanese jets. 161 00:07:50,692 --> 00:07:53,627 - An insurgent in Iraq from Orange County, California? - It's on. 162 00:07:53,728 --> 00:07:58,062 Why he's being held in jail and why he won't be coming home anytime soon. 163 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:02,125 And imagine the impact if that had come on right when we turned on the TV. 164 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:10,779 Michael had been called to sign his brother out of the hospital. 165 00:08:10,883 --> 00:08:13,784 You can stop pretending to be in a coma. We heard your requests on the way over. 166 00:08:13,886 --> 00:08:17,151 I'm not faking it, Michael. I really am this expressionless. 167 00:08:17,256 --> 00:08:19,156 My love thinks I'm a coward... 168 00:08:19,258 --> 00:08:23,126 just because I was using precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation. 169 00:08:23,228 --> 00:08:25,890 That does say coward. We've got bigger problems. 170 00:08:25,998 --> 00:08:28,330 - Gob is locked in a prison in Iraq. - What? 171 00:08:28,434 --> 00:08:31,460 - So he's actually in an Iraqi prison? - No. It's US run. 172 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:33,800 - Oh. - God knows what they're doing to him. 173 00:08:33,906 --> 00:08:35,931 Mom and Lindsay are pretending to be in rehab. 174 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:40,876 I can't get ahold of Dad, and I have to fly to Iraq myself to get Gob. 175 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,675 - Do you have to go by yourself? - Let me go with you. 176 00:08:43,782 --> 00:08:47,548 I was trained by army. I speak the language. 177 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,746 You speak Arabic? 178 00:08:49,855 --> 00:08:52,153 - What's that mean? - I was just clearing my throat. 179 00:08:52,257 --> 00:08:54,418 But I think it actually does mean "laundry." 180 00:08:54,526 --> 00:08:57,086 Like a child's laundry. We don't really have a word for it. 181 00:08:57,196 --> 00:09:00,393 But this is exactly what I need to prove to my love... 182 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,865 that I am a hero, not a coward. 183 00:09:02,968 --> 00:09:05,266 I have my uniform here. Mother brought it for the photo shoot. 184 00:09:07,206 --> 00:09:09,504 Would you be back in time for Maeby's surprise party? 185 00:09:09,608 --> 00:09:12,008 Probably not. We'll do something when I get back. 186 00:09:12,111 --> 00:09:15,103 Why don't you drive the stair car home. Buster and I will leave from here. 187 00:09:15,214 --> 00:09:18,672 - Be careful. - Hey. Who's tougher than us? 188 00:09:22,621 --> 00:09:24,521 Close one. 189 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:28,320 The depositions had been delayed... 190 00:09:28,427 --> 00:09:32,420 but the prosecution was about to get a Lord & Taylor bag full of evidence. 191 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:35,125 We supply the glitter, the glue, the crepe paper... 192 00:09:35,234 --> 00:09:39,568 and the ready-made template pages for you to decorate and fill out with... 193 00:09:39,671 --> 00:09:44,040 My Favorite Birthday, Foreign Bank Statements... 194 00:09:44,143 --> 00:09:47,203 and, of course... shh... Family Secrets. 195 00:09:47,312 --> 00:09:50,042 The scrapbooking sting had helped the DA gather evidence... 196 00:09:50,149 --> 00:09:53,346 against people as diverse as Ken Lay... 197 00:09:55,187 --> 00:09:57,121 Oliver North... 198 00:09:58,190 --> 00:10:01,216 but, ironically, not Martha Stewart. 199 00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:04,159 So dig up whatever you can, and remember... 200 00:10:04,263 --> 00:10:07,130 photocopies are not admissible as memories. 201 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:10,793 Sir, I'm gonna have to go to our old family storage unit in Reseda. 202 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:13,929 No problem. We can arrange for a helicopter to take you there right now. 203 00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:18,169 Wow! This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken. 204 00:10:18,277 --> 00:10:21,144 Meanwhile, Lindsay and Lucille were at a spa in the desert... 205 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:24,306 avoiding both rehab and their depositions. 206 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,817 Four saunas, three steam baths, Olympic-sized pool... 207 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,514 and you're telling me there's no alcohol? 208 00:10:30,622 --> 00:10:33,523 What the hell are we supposed to do for two days? 209 00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,957 I could take the top off this grape juice, and maybe by morning... 210 00:10:36,061 --> 00:10:40,794 - Oh, for God's sake, Lindsay! Grow up! You're 40 years old. - Thirty-five. 211 00:10:40,899 --> 00:10:43,163 Well, maybe this will be nice. Hmm? 212 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:46,601 We can talk and... connect a little. 213 00:10:49,308 --> 00:10:52,971 - I must have a Xanax. - I'll go score some weed from the staff. 214 00:10:53,078 --> 00:10:55,638 And Michael and Buster checked out of the hospital. 215 00:10:55,747 --> 00:10:57,738 I can't believe they wouldn't give me a wheelchair ride. 216 00:10:57,850 --> 00:11:01,047 You're gonna be sitting on a plane for 18 hours to Iraq. 217 00:11:01,153 --> 00:11:03,121 Yeah, I should definitely get one for the airport. 218 00:11:03,222 --> 00:11:05,122 You're going to Iraq? 219 00:11:05,224 --> 00:11:07,385 Yes. I'm going to save my brother. 220 00:11:07,493 --> 00:11:09,723 So you are brave after all. 221 00:11:09,828 --> 00:11:15,289 Fighting for your brother. Oh, Buster, you're such a!@%$#. 222 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,800 - That means she likes you. - It's more than "like." 223 00:11:17,903 --> 00:11:20,201 I'd give anything to have you stay here. 224 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,535 Then I will stay here. I was scared to go anyway. 225 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,336 - Faker! - Oh! 226 00:11:24,443 --> 00:11:28,072 - I knew you were no good. - Than I shall go... to forget you. 227 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:31,638 - Oh, Buster, don't go. - I don't wanna go. 228 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:35,311 I'm gonna save everybody a lot of trouble and say that we are going. Come on. 229 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:39,413 When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth and think of you. 230 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:44,893 - They have figs over there, right? - I'll wait for you. 231 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,693 - What's this? - Cab driver said he went into a coma... 232 00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:50,165 as soon as they pulled up to the hospital. 233 00:11:50,269 --> 00:11:52,533 What a brave man. 234 00:11:52,638 --> 00:11:54,401 And soon the Bluth boys... 235 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,168 found themselves in a strange land. 236 00:12:04,216 --> 00:12:05,843 What did he say? Where are we? 237 00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:07,782 He said he was taking surface streets to LAX. 238 00:12:07,886 --> 00:12:09,854 The freeway's backed up all the way to Knott's Berry Farm. 239 00:12:09,955 --> 00:12:13,186 George Michael, meanwhile, got ahold of Maeby's address book... 240 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:16,853 to invite all her friends to her sweet 16. 241 00:12:16,962 --> 00:12:20,363 He did, however, decide against some guests he found threatening. 242 00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:22,660 I don't think Steve Holt has to come to this. 243 00:12:22,768 --> 00:12:25,532 And yet he did invite Mickey Rourke. 244 00:12:25,637 --> 00:12:28,629 And the guys finally did get to Iraq... 245 00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:30,708 but Buster's Arabic was a little rusty. 246 00:12:30,809 --> 00:12:35,576 And instead of a cab, he hired them the only rickshaw in Baghdad. 247 00:12:35,681 --> 00:12:37,774 Are you ready for Operation Hot Brother? 248 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,783 I'm not ready to call it that. 249 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:43,446 They arrived at the prison the Americans were training Iraqis to run. 250 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,546 No. What'd you forget? 251 00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:48,717 Walk them through the... The what? 252 00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:51,591 - The metal detector. - That's okay. Try again. 253 00:12:51,697 --> 00:12:53,221 My God! You came! 254 00:12:53,332 --> 00:12:55,823 - Okay, okay. - Oh, I missed you, Michael! 255 00:12:55,934 --> 00:12:59,392 - All right. - Or should I say "robot"? 256 00:12:59,504 --> 00:13:03,065 - What, 'cause I'm not crying? - Maybe you don't have enough RAM to understand this... 257 00:13:03,175 --> 00:13:06,110 but there's such a thing as brotherly love. 258 00:13:06,211 --> 00:13:07,940 What's he doing here? I thought he was in a coma. 259 00:13:08,046 --> 00:13:10,071 I was trying to prove to this nurse that I'm brave. 260 00:13:10,182 --> 00:13:12,742 I need to get a picture of me with the insurgent. I can send it on my phone. 261 00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:15,081 Why were you arrested by the Americans? 262 00:13:15,187 --> 00:13:18,350 I was doing a little off-mission street magic, trying to make a few dinars. 263 00:13:18,457 --> 00:13:22,325 And that is why Jesus was often referred to as... 264 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:26,261 "the king... of kings." 265 00:13:26,365 --> 00:13:29,266 Queens. The king of queens. 266 00:13:29,368 --> 00:13:33,168 Now I would like you to behold one of the late, great Jesus's biggest illusions... 267 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,704 The burning bush! 268 00:13:34,806 --> 00:13:36,865 Bush? Burn Bush? 269 00:13:36,975 --> 00:13:38,636 - Burn Bush! - Burning Bush! 270 00:13:38,744 --> 00:13:40,439 Burn Bush! 271 00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:42,376 The security forces arrived to suppress... 272 00:13:42,481 --> 00:13:46,110 what appeared to be an anti-American demonstration. 273 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:53,323 That's okay. Use your foot. The thigh bruises. What doesn't? Try again. 274 00:13:53,425 --> 00:13:56,121 So you weren't doing anything for Dad? 275 00:13:56,228 --> 00:13:58,958 He had said, if I happened to be in the neighborhood of Sadr City and Mamoon... 276 00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:00,964 would I mind torching a couple model homes? 277 00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:04,627 Dad's just trying to keep information out of the hands of the Iraqis. 278 00:14:04,736 --> 00:14:07,830 I have a feeling he was trying to keep information out of the hands of the federal marshals. 279 00:14:07,939 --> 00:14:10,066 I'm gonna go collect my things and say my good-byes. 280 00:14:10,175 --> 00:14:12,837 - You guys check me outta here. - You're an enemy combatant. 281 00:14:12,944 --> 00:14:16,004 It's not gonna be that easy. I'll talk to them... 282 00:14:16,114 --> 00:14:18,309 but you might wanna prepare for a long stay. 283 00:14:25,257 --> 00:14:27,384 Oh, shoot. I forgot to say good-bye to Yusef. 284 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,928 That was a lot easier than I expected. Almost too easy. 285 00:14:31,029 --> 00:14:32,997 Why aren't we going to the airport? 286 00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:35,931 I wanna check out this house Dad asked you to burn down, see what he's hiding. 287 00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:37,936 I think that's it, sir. 288 00:14:40,038 --> 00:14:43,439 - Buster, this guy speaks English. - No. I swallowed a moth. 289 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:45,442 I'm sorry it took so long... 290 00:14:45,544 --> 00:14:50,174 but the Cheney Expressway was backed up all the way to Halliburton Drive. 291 00:14:50,282 --> 00:14:52,580 Let's see what all the mystery's about. 292 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,174 That's when Michael found someone... 293 00:14:54,286 --> 00:14:57,517 the U.S. Government had been able to depose. 294 00:14:57,622 --> 00:15:00,887 - Hello? - Take my picture! 295 00:15:00,992 --> 00:15:03,722 Take my picture! 296 00:15:06,193 --> 00:15:10,152 Michael was in Iraq when he came across a familiar face. 297 00:15:10,263 --> 00:15:13,426 - Are you, uh... - I am Saddam Hussein... 298 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,592 look-alike. 299 00:15:15,702 --> 00:15:17,863 - Who are you? - I'm Michael Bluth. 300 00:15:17,971 --> 00:15:20,405 These are my brothers Buster and Gob Bluth. 301 00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:23,908 Bluth? Is he here to fix the air conditioning? 302 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:28,606 - Are you both Saddam Hussein look-alikes? - Hardly. Invite them in. 303 00:15:28,715 --> 00:15:31,775 I am behaving like an Uday look-alike. 304 00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:34,285 Come on in. Come on in, guys. 305 00:15:34,387 --> 00:15:36,878 I'd always heard that there were Saddam Hussein look-alikes. 306 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:40,949 I'm just a little surprised to see you all living here in... in one house... 307 00:15:41,061 --> 00:15:43,029 that looks so similar to ours. 308 00:15:43,129 --> 00:15:45,962 - Scar on that one dude's forehead's gotta be a problem. - That's Achmed. 309 00:15:46,066 --> 00:15:51,003 Never stop watching the trial. We are all following it pretty closely. 310 00:15:51,104 --> 00:15:53,436 They put this guy away, you guys are out of a job, huh? 311 00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:56,407 Yes. We wanted to keep the house for just one more season. 312 00:15:56,509 --> 00:16:00,946 - I have a baby on the way. - I do a better Saddam than this guy. 313 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,948 - My Saddam would show his teeth. - Yes, to chew the scenery. 314 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,883 So Michael decided the least he could do... 315 00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:08,887 was take a look at the air conditioning. 316 00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:10,889 But before he did, he decided to see... 317 00:16:10,991 --> 00:16:14,950 if there was a secret room in this model home as well. 318 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:19,225 And that's when Michael discovered the bombshell. 319 00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:21,129 Buster. 320 00:16:21,234 --> 00:16:23,259 Back at the American model home... 321 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:26,134 none of the invitees had shown up for Maeby's party. 322 00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:29,504 - Surprise. - That's what I figured. 323 00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:32,669 So, did you send one of these to everyone in my address book? 324 00:16:32,779 --> 00:16:34,747 Yeah. I'm really sorry they didn't come. 325 00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:37,976 - I don't know what happened. - I do. They found out I was 16. 326 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:41,019 And a lot of us just didn't want to drive down to Orange County. 327 00:16:41,121 --> 00:16:44,056 - What are you talking about? - This cost me my job, George Michael. 328 00:16:44,157 --> 00:16:47,388 I was a studio executive. I made movies. 329 00:16:47,494 --> 00:16:50,395 - Is that why you've been so stressed out all the time? - Have I been? 330 00:16:50,497 --> 00:16:53,398 You know what? I'm a kid. I'm gonna start acting like one. 331 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:56,401 - What, you're gonna drink? - Do you wanna join me? 332 00:16:56,503 --> 00:16:58,562 I guess if you can run a studio... 333 00:16:58,672 --> 00:17:02,039 But they didn't know it was the fake wine from Gob's magic show. 334 00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:04,042 - It's good. - And back in Iraq. 335 00:17:04,144 --> 00:17:08,342 - What is this? - Looks like a mid-range nuclear warhead. 336 00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:11,713 It has a range capacity of 4,000 to 5,000 nautical miles. 337 00:17:11,818 --> 00:17:14,218 You've got a pretty sophisticated knowledge of this technology. 338 00:17:14,321 --> 00:17:16,812 My God. It makes me wanna have an ice cream cone. 339 00:17:16,923 --> 00:17:19,858 - Doesn't this make you wanna have an ice cream cone? - It does. 340 00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:22,689 You'll have plenty of time for ice cream in prison. 341 00:17:22,796 --> 00:17:24,787 Ice cream sandwiches. 342 00:17:24,898 --> 00:17:27,298 - CIA, undercover. - CIA. Of course. 343 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,130 This explains why it was so easy to get you out of prison. 344 00:17:30,236 --> 00:17:32,204 I knew that, if he got out, he would lead us... 345 00:17:32,305 --> 00:17:34,273 right to whatever your dad was hidin'. 346 00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:37,366 They'd even created opportunities for this to happen. 347 00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:39,945 - Get in the cell, stupid. - You're... You're... 348 00:17:40,046 --> 00:17:44,210 You're the one who didn't even shut the door. Come on! 349 00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:46,877 Yeah. You guys can run this place without us. 350 00:17:46,986 --> 00:17:51,787 As... As soon as you stop dropping your keys! Come on! 351 00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:54,985 They'd even staged something called an "honor marathon"... 352 00:17:55,095 --> 00:17:58,724 - they thought he was sure to take advantage of. - Come on. 353 00:17:58,832 --> 00:18:01,266 We've been lookin' for WMD's for years. 354 00:18:01,368 --> 00:18:06,806 WMD's? This thing is as fake as Achmed's mustache. See? 355 00:18:06,906 --> 00:18:09,101 Yeah, look. It's a HomeFill. 356 00:18:09,209 --> 00:18:12,303 It's the company that makes the fake stuff we fill the model homes with. 357 00:18:12,412 --> 00:18:15,108 - What the hell? - What is that, a recording device? 358 00:18:15,215 --> 00:18:17,911 This is our stuff. I gotta call this in. 359 00:18:18,017 --> 00:18:19,951 Buster? Please? 360 00:18:20,053 --> 00:18:21,748 Baker. 361 00:18:21,855 --> 00:18:24,949 It doesn't sound like CIA East. I'll check with CIA West. 362 00:18:25,058 --> 00:18:27,356 Did we bug a house in Mamoon? 363 00:18:28,561 --> 00:18:30,529 Yeah. We got some guy named George Bluth... 364 00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,825 to build houses there so we could wire them. 365 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:36,995 Oh, look. I'm Uncle Buster. 366 00:18:37,103 --> 00:18:39,094 I'm sorry no one from the family came. 367 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,503 Sometimes I wish I wasn't even part of the family. 368 00:18:41,608 --> 00:18:42,802 - No, don't... - Yes. 369 00:18:42,909 --> 00:18:46,276 I've never wanted to say this, but... 370 00:18:46,379 --> 00:18:48,370 you might not even be related to us. 371 00:18:48,481 --> 00:18:50,608 - No? - 'Cause Gangy once said to me... 372 00:18:50,717 --> 00:18:53,515 your mom might not have ever even been pregnant with you. 373 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:56,088 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 374 00:18:56,189 --> 00:18:58,316 No. I'm, uh... I wouldn't. 375 00:18:58,425 --> 00:19:00,859 Everyone still loves you. 376 00:19:01,995 --> 00:19:04,054 Some more than others. 377 00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:06,894 And perhaps it was the fake wine... 378 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,128 but that was the night George Michael and Maeby went to second base. 379 00:19:12,305 --> 00:19:15,297 So my dad was a patsy? 380 00:19:15,408 --> 00:19:18,536 We call them "unintentional operations victims," but yes. 381 00:19:18,645 --> 00:19:21,478 We ran the whole operation through a British building company. 382 00:19:21,581 --> 00:19:23,139 They contacted my dad for the plans. 383 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,479 I can't believe it. After all of that, he wasn't lying. 384 00:19:25,585 --> 00:19:29,521 Look, we feel terrible. Because this is really our mistake. 385 00:19:29,622 --> 00:19:32,523 But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take you guys out. 386 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,752 - Take us out? - What? 387 00:19:34,861 --> 00:19:36,351 I could really go for some Italian. 388 00:19:36,463 --> 00:19:38,158 There is an Olive Garden in Mamoon. 389 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,028 I think he means to shoot you in the head. 390 00:19:41,134 --> 00:19:43,932 But please, at least let him look at the air conditioning. 391 00:19:44,037 --> 00:19:46,801 If you're worried about us talking, we will not say a word. 392 00:19:46,906 --> 00:19:50,239 Don't be mad, but I have been sending the pictures from my cell phone to my friend. 393 00:19:50,343 --> 00:19:52,334 - Not now, Buster. - He does not know what he's saying. 394 00:19:52,445 --> 00:19:55,073 - You have? - Uh... 395 00:19:55,181 --> 00:19:58,742 Well, who knows who she sent them to? 396 00:20:01,054 --> 00:20:04,683 - Yeah. Yeah, I get it. - Hmm? 397 00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:09,194 - Looks like you are a hero, Buster. - We both are. 398 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,786 - Well... - Okay. Looks like you got us. 399 00:20:11,898 --> 00:20:14,059 What can the US government do for you? 400 00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:18,467 We're gonna need some business class tickets home... and direct flights. 401 00:20:18,571 --> 00:20:21,369 None of this stopping in Phoenix!@%$-!@%$. 402 00:20:21,474 --> 00:20:23,465 And more importantly, maybe we can drop... 403 00:20:23,576 --> 00:20:25,544 some of these treason charges against my father. 404 00:20:25,645 --> 00:20:29,604 And I do believe there was some mention of some ice cream. 405 00:20:29,716 --> 00:20:33,277 And so, with Operation Hot Brother a success... 406 00:20:33,386 --> 00:20:35,980 our American heroes left Iraq. 407 00:20:36,089 --> 00:20:39,217 Take Condoleezza Rice Lane. It's quicker. 408 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,055 Mission accomplished. 409 00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:44,789 On the next Arrested Development. 410 00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:48,994 Tobias gives his daughter the gift he'd stayed up all night making. 411 00:20:49,102 --> 00:20:51,593 And here's a picture of your mother pregnant. 412 00:20:51,704 --> 00:20:54,571 And here's a whole series of your head starting to crown. 413 00:20:54,674 --> 00:20:58,075 Look at you... so full of wonder and shock. 414 00:20:58,177 --> 00:21:00,702 You still do it. And so does he! 415 00:21:00,813 --> 00:21:04,010 Boy, you guys really are related. 416 00:21:04,117 --> 00:21:06,677 And Michael and Gob make an interesting discovery. 417 00:21:06,786 --> 00:21:09,311 I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy. 418 00:21:09,422 --> 00:21:11,890 The real Saddam has a scar on his head. 419 00:21:11,991 --> 00:21:15,085 - I'm no scar. I'm no scar. - Oh, my God. 420 00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:16,821 Dot com.