1 00:00:02,841 --> 00:00:04,832 This is Michael Bluth. 2 00:00:04,943 --> 00:00:06,843 Right now he's being honored by his family. 3 00:00:06,945 --> 00:00:10,711 Three years ago I made a choice to keep this family together. 4 00:00:10,815 --> 00:00:14,911 - Today, it looks like I succeeded. - So why is this man crying? 5 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:20,515 Because now he'll have to stay with these people for a long, long time. 6 00:00:20,625 --> 00:00:23,594 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 7 00:00:23,695 --> 00:00:27,096 and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. 8 00:00:33,705 --> 00:00:35,400 It's Arrested Development. 9 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:41,770 Days earlier, Michael awoke to find his son in his bed. 10 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,338 - Hey, are you scared of a monster? - Kind of. 11 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:49,648 It was the monster called lust, to which he'd recently succumbed. 12 00:00:49,754 --> 00:00:52,882 And there's a chance you might not even be related to us. 13 00:00:52,991 --> 00:00:55,824 And although he'd only gotten to second base... 14 00:00:55,927 --> 00:00:59,761 he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. 15 00:00:59,864 --> 00:01:01,764 Then they both got some distressing news. 16 00:01:01,866 --> 00:01:04,391 And there you are, Maeby, coming out of your mother's third base. 17 00:01:04,502 --> 00:01:06,402 You guys really are related. 18 00:01:06,504 --> 00:01:08,404 - And that night... - You're not sleeping in here now. 19 00:01:08,506 --> 00:01:12,306 - You think that's a bad idea? - What, I mean, so we can make out every night? 20 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:14,310 Does that not work for your schedule? 21 00:01:14,412 --> 00:01:17,643 I mean, I'm sure we can control our... 22 00:01:17,749 --> 00:01:20,479 - I'm gonna go sleep with my dad. - I'm gonna get my job back. 23 00:01:20,585 --> 00:01:23,315 You're probably just a little anxious because your old man... 24 00:01:23,421 --> 00:01:26,857 is about to start running a successful company for a change. 25 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:28,755 So Pop-Pop is definitely innocent, huh? 26 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:30,760 No, not by a long shot... 27 00:01:30,862 --> 00:01:33,353 but they have dropped all the charges, and not just the Iraq ones. 28 00:01:33,465 --> 00:01:35,831 The embezzlement, the pension robbing. 29 00:01:35,934 --> 00:01:37,834 I don't know why they dropped them, but they did. 30 00:01:37,936 --> 00:01:41,030 Let's see if we are on Mad Money, huh? 31 00:01:41,139 --> 00:01:43,107 And they deliver insulin right to my door. 32 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:46,507 It's probably on right after this ad. This is gonna be great for us. 33 00:01:46,611 --> 00:01:49,478 It's gonna give us a chance to spend some time together, you know? 34 00:01:49,581 --> 00:01:53,813 It's, like, I don't even know what's going on in your life. Are there any girls or... 35 00:01:53,918 --> 00:01:57,046 Actually, I've been wrestling with some pretty taboo... 36 00:01:57,155 --> 00:01:58,952 - The Bluths. I love these guys. - Shh, here it is. 37 00:01:59,057 --> 00:02:02,185 They beat the treason charges. We had it as a don't buy. 38 00:02:02,293 --> 00:02:04,693 Let's bump it up to a risky. 39 00:02:04,796 --> 00:02:07,731 Risky! There it is, we're doing it, huh? 40 00:02:07,832 --> 00:02:10,300 - Are you happy? - I'm really happy. 41 00:02:10,401 --> 00:02:13,165 - I wonder if we should move out of town. - What? 42 00:02:13,271 --> 00:02:16,035 I feel like we've heard this whole out of the woods thing a lot, you know. 43 00:02:16,141 --> 00:02:19,633 - And I just wouldn't mind... - What have I always said is the most important thing? 44 00:02:19,744 --> 00:02:23,236 - Family. - I was gonna say breakfast, but... 45 00:02:23,348 --> 00:02:25,339 Why don't we go over to Gangy's, have a little of both? 46 00:02:25,450 --> 00:02:28,180 Later, we can talk all this out, huh? 47 00:02:29,287 --> 00:02:32,222 I've heard that a couple times too. 48 00:02:32,323 --> 00:02:37,420 And so the family gathered for a celebratory brunch, catered by a local restaurant. 49 00:02:37,529 --> 00:02:43,161 - Hello. - Risky! Risky! Risky! 50 00:02:43,268 --> 00:02:45,202 Look at that, Buster. You would have lost a hand anyway. 51 00:02:45,303 --> 00:02:47,999 I'd like to make an announcement. 52 00:02:48,106 --> 00:02:50,836 We need to finish the party we started three years ago. 53 00:02:50,942 --> 00:02:54,503 Finally name Michael CEO of a thriving company. 54 00:02:57,682 --> 00:03:01,015 We'll prove to the world that nothing can tear apart the Bluth family. 55 00:03:01,119 --> 00:03:03,144 In fact, I've already rented the same boat. 56 00:03:03,254 --> 00:03:05,882 Oh, I'm not comfortable near the ocean since the seal attack. 57 00:03:05,990 --> 00:03:08,458 - The ocean is my second biggest fear. - Good, don't come. 58 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,188 I need to be rubbing elbows, not working your fork. 59 00:03:11,296 --> 00:03:13,457 - We'll find a new venue. - Oh, and before I forget. 60 00:03:13,565 --> 00:03:15,533 No magic, Gob. 61 00:03:15,633 --> 00:03:17,464 Where is Gob? 62 00:03:17,569 --> 00:03:19,469 Oh, who knows? I don't even know where he lives. 63 00:03:19,571 --> 00:03:22,039 - He doesn't live at Michael's? - I've always pictured him in a lighthouse. 64 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:25,405 Doesn't matter. Mom, I'm just really flattered that you're willing to do this. 65 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:29,276 And I was half worried that you'd all be eager to sell your shares and cash out. 66 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:31,575 We can do that? 67 00:03:31,683 --> 00:03:35,551 Yeah, but Stan Sitwell's always had a wild hair to buy this business. 68 00:03:35,653 --> 00:03:37,985 It's the only hair he's got. What? 69 00:03:38,089 --> 00:03:40,580 - He's an alpaca. - He has alopecia. 70 00:03:40,692 --> 00:03:44,389 Lindsay, you know, if we did sell, it would only mean like, what, two million dollars each. 71 00:03:44,495 --> 00:03:47,896 Two million! Two million! 72 00:03:47,999 --> 00:03:49,899 That sounds like a lot more than it actually is. 73 00:03:50,001 --> 00:03:53,596 You've already spent $1,200 on eggs, and that would be it forever. 74 00:03:53,705 --> 00:03:56,674 Keep in mind, we are building something that is not only for our kids... 75 00:03:56,774 --> 00:03:58,969 it's also for George Michael and Maeby's kids too. 76 00:03:59,077 --> 00:04:01,602 We can't have kids. What's the matter... What are you say... 77 00:04:01,713 --> 00:04:04,307 - It's not even an option really. - Eventually you'll want to. 78 00:04:04,415 --> 00:04:07,077 Sure, I may want to, you know, now. It doesn't matter. 79 00:04:07,185 --> 00:04:09,745 Either way, I won't do anything about it. Come on! 80 00:04:09,854 --> 00:04:11,913 Michael's right. And I, for one, will not go back... 81 00:04:12,023 --> 00:04:15,117 to wondering whether there's going to be enough food on the table. 82 00:04:15,226 --> 00:04:17,421 Might wanna start worrying about the table. 83 00:04:17,528 --> 00:04:21,589 It's fine for you to say, "Don't sell," but I'm gonna be 40 in three years, you know? 84 00:04:21,699 --> 00:04:24,725 You know, being twins, our birthdays are pretty close to one another. 85 00:04:24,836 --> 00:04:27,600 Yeah, but a 40-year-old woman has as much chance of getting married... 86 00:04:27,705 --> 00:04:30,435 as she does of getting attacked by a shark. 87 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:33,009 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were going to say seal. 88 00:04:33,111 --> 00:04:35,170 - Or a seal. - Oh, God! 89 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:38,681 You have nothing to worry about. You're a beautiful woman. Any man would be lucky to have you. 90 00:04:38,783 --> 00:04:41,809 Michael had given this speech many times to Lindsay. 91 00:04:41,919 --> 00:04:46,356 - I'm a giant fat pig. - I don't know why you say stuff like that. 92 00:04:46,457 --> 00:04:48,857 Girls just grow faster than boys. 93 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,622 Dinner's ready. We're having Lindsay chops. 94 00:04:51,729 --> 00:04:56,792 What? I want her to be prepared in case some bully at school is as clever as I am. 95 00:04:56,901 --> 00:05:00,302 - No bully ever would be. - Oh, let's not forget, you're already married. 96 00:05:00,405 --> 00:05:01,804 - Hey, Mikey. - Yes. 97 00:05:01,906 --> 00:05:03,840 I think I'm gonna cash out myself... 98 00:05:03,941 --> 00:05:05,909 and maybe go down to my little place in Cabo. 99 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:09,673 What little place in Cabo, Dad? Did you build yourself a hideout in case you needed to escape? 100 00:05:09,781 --> 00:05:13,217 - Of course not. - I don't want you to worry, Dad. 101 00:05:13,318 --> 00:05:15,946 There's gonna be plenty of money to be made from a business run honestly. 102 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:19,387 Oh! Well, your mom's not gonna allow for that. 103 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:21,651 She'll do whatever it takes to get her way. 104 00:05:21,759 --> 00:05:25,354 - You think the banana stand was our idea? - It wasn't? 105 00:05:25,463 --> 00:05:28,364 It wasn't. Although they marketed the idea better... 106 00:05:28,466 --> 00:05:31,094 the Frozen Banana itself was the brainchild... 107 00:05:31,202 --> 00:05:33,727 of a Korean immigrant who threatened to sue them. 108 00:05:33,838 --> 00:05:37,899 Your mother said she'd take care of it. The guy was deported to Korea the next day. 109 00:05:38,009 --> 00:05:40,102 Where his business never recovered. 110 00:05:40,211 --> 00:05:43,044 You trying to tell me that all your crimes, all your dishonesty... 111 00:05:43,147 --> 00:05:45,513 - she was behind it all? - She's the queen, Michael. 112 00:05:45,616 --> 00:05:47,880 I was her king, and now it's you. 113 00:05:47,985 --> 00:05:49,885 She may appear all sweet and innocent and light... 114 00:05:49,987 --> 00:05:53,150 but she has a way of controlling your behavior. 115 00:05:53,257 --> 00:05:55,521 I'm concerned about you. Because I do not want to see... 116 00:05:55,626 --> 00:05:58,117 - He'll be fine. - You'll be fine. 117 00:06:02,332 --> 00:06:04,300 Michael went to cancel the reservation... 118 00:06:04,401 --> 00:06:06,892 on the party boat Buster so feared. 119 00:06:07,003 --> 00:06:09,369 - Gob! - When he saw Gob on a party boat of his own. 120 00:06:09,473 --> 00:06:11,373 You might wanna untie these ropes first. 121 00:06:11,475 --> 00:06:14,376 - Don't tell me how to flee, Michael. - What are you doing here? 122 00:06:14,478 --> 00:06:18,244 - I kinda live here. - Lighthouse wasn't far off. 123 00:06:18,348 --> 00:06:20,373 Perhaps you can tell me how you can afford a boat. 124 00:06:20,484 --> 00:06:22,816 You mean on the paltry 1,500 a week you give me? 125 00:06:22,919 --> 00:06:24,716 I give you 500 a week. 126 00:06:24,821 --> 00:06:27,654 Yeah, well, somebody's drawing a little one on those checks. No big deal. 127 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:30,818 I was planning on using my Bluth Company stock to pay for it. 128 00:06:30,927 --> 00:06:32,986 Sitwell's made me a pretty nice little offer. 129 00:06:33,096 --> 00:06:35,963 - About that, Gob, you cannot sell now. - I have to. 130 00:06:36,066 --> 00:06:38,591 Gob, you're gonna burn through this money and have nothing, all right? 131 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:40,602 You give a man a fish, he'll eat for a night. 132 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:43,366 - If you teach a man to fish... - He'll wanna use your yacht. 133 00:06:43,473 --> 00:06:46,169 I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm burning through my future for it. 134 00:06:46,276 --> 00:06:48,710 But you wouldn't understand that because you're a robot. 135 00:06:48,812 --> 00:06:53,010 Although I don't suppose you'd be willing to have the company buy it. 136 00:06:53,116 --> 00:06:55,846 Well, you can't let Gob sell those shares. 137 00:06:55,952 --> 00:06:57,977 What am I supposed to do? He won't give up the yacht. 138 00:06:58,088 --> 00:07:00,113 - Ow! Ow! Ow! - Keep your weight off it. 139 00:07:00,223 --> 00:07:03,158 - So lease it to him through the company. - That just doesn't feel right. 140 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:05,751 Oh, really? How would it feel to lose the company... 141 00:07:05,862 --> 00:07:09,354 to a man who has less hair on his!@%$ than I have on my!@%$#. 142 00:07:09,466 --> 00:07:11,764 It can't be worse than hearing that just was. 143 00:07:11,868 --> 00:07:14,098 I couldn't see through the glasses, and I slid into the ladder. 144 00:07:14,204 --> 00:07:17,264 Give Gob the boat. We need to show the shareholders at this party... 145 00:07:17,374 --> 00:07:19,274 that the family is united. 146 00:07:19,376 --> 00:07:23,710 It's a very small concession to an important cause. 147 00:07:23,814 --> 00:07:26,408 And so Michael sold out just a little. 148 00:07:26,516 --> 00:07:29,781 Fine, I will give him the yacht. 149 00:07:29,886 --> 00:07:32,184 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, pal. 150 00:07:32,289 --> 00:07:34,189 Well, you said we could talk later. 151 00:07:34,291 --> 00:07:37,954 - Yeah. You excited about the party? - I actually might skip that. 152 00:07:38,061 --> 00:07:41,997 What are you talking about? This party is essential for the stockholders to see. 153 00:07:42,098 --> 00:07:45,158 I mean, we gotta show them how close this family really is. 154 00:07:45,268 --> 00:07:48,260 This was as good an opening as George Michael was going to get. 155 00:07:48,371 --> 00:07:50,737 - Maeby and I made out. - Sorry? 156 00:07:50,841 --> 00:07:54,709 - Me too. - What do you mean, Son? You kissed? 157 00:07:54,811 --> 00:07:57,473 Even a little more than that. 158 00:07:57,581 --> 00:07:59,481 I thought she wasn't my real cousin. 159 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:02,211 But then Uncle Tobias showed us these really rough pictures... 160 00:08:02,319 --> 00:08:04,719 that proved that she was really Aunt Lindsay's daughter. 161 00:08:04,821 --> 00:08:08,587 I just feel like I can't be around her or Aunt Lindsay. 162 00:08:08,692 --> 00:08:11,058 They were really rough pictures. 163 00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:13,686 No, I remember their birth announcement like it was yesterday. 164 00:08:15,499 --> 00:08:18,832 I mean, I know it's wrong, you know, but my feelings are real... 165 00:08:18,935 --> 00:08:20,835 even if it was a mistake. 166 00:08:20,937 --> 00:08:24,429 Well, obviously, acting on those feelings is not an option. 167 00:08:24,541 --> 00:08:26,873 She's a blood relative. 168 00:08:26,977 --> 00:08:30,105 I know. I've seen the blood. 169 00:08:30,213 --> 00:08:34,115 - How long has this been going on? - I don't know... 53 weeks? 170 00:08:34,217 --> 00:08:36,685 I can't be around her with these feelings anymore... 171 00:08:36,786 --> 00:08:38,686 and that's why I'm not going to this party. 172 00:08:38,788 --> 00:08:42,246 And so Michael made another compromise of his values... 173 00:08:42,359 --> 00:08:46,557 - for the sake of the business. - Whatever happened to that Ann we were both so crazy about? 174 00:08:46,663 --> 00:08:49,291 You know, maybe you could bring her to the party. 175 00:08:49,399 --> 00:08:52,857 Yeah, Ann is the girl for us. 176 00:08:52,969 --> 00:08:56,871 Michael's sister, meanwhile, was doing some selling out of her own. 177 00:08:56,973 --> 00:09:00,374 I'm not going to sell my five percent, even though you haven't made an offer. 178 00:09:00,477 --> 00:09:04,038 - Which would be how much, by the way? - Five percent? 179 00:09:04,147 --> 00:09:06,911 Lucille actually gave you less than her natural children. 180 00:09:07,017 --> 00:09:10,919 I hope that's not a crack about my hair color, lips, forehead, nose and teeth. 181 00:09:11,021 --> 00:09:13,819 Because at least I'm not wearing a rayon sweater set on my face. 182 00:09:13,924 --> 00:09:17,451 It's alpaca actually. Cruelty-free. Really narrows your choices. 183 00:09:17,561 --> 00:09:21,520 But that's not what I meant when I said "natural child." 184 00:09:21,631 --> 00:09:24,828 Wait a minute. You're saying I'm adopted? 185 00:09:24,935 --> 00:09:27,563 I'm sorry. I thought you knew. Have I upset you? 186 00:09:27,671 --> 00:09:31,300 Are you kidding me? This is the happiest I've been since the day I got my new nose. 187 00:09:31,408 --> 00:09:34,172 - I'm not a Bluth. - You were almost a Sitwell. 188 00:09:34,277 --> 00:09:37,508 But 37 years ago, the Bluths adopted you out from under us. 189 00:09:37,614 --> 00:09:40,481 So, we said good-bye to you, our darling, little three-year-old. 190 00:09:40,584 --> 00:09:44,782 Uh, wait, three-year-old? You said it was 37 years ago. 191 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:47,982 Oh, yeah, right. Hey, we should do something for your 40th next week. 192 00:09:48,091 --> 00:09:50,582 This part of the news Lindsay didn't take that well. 193 00:09:50,694 --> 00:09:54,425 !@%$, let me!@%$#%!@$%#@! 194 00:09:54,531 --> 00:09:56,431 Get your!@%$#%!@$%#@! 195 00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:58,763 Be gentle, she's almost 40! 196 00:09:58,868 --> 00:10:01,769 Maeby, meanwhile, had returned to Tantamount Studios... 197 00:10:01,871 --> 00:10:05,102 where the word was she was to be replaced... 198 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:08,143 when it was discovered she was not the age she claimed to be. 199 00:10:08,244 --> 00:10:11,270 - Please don't fire me. - Fire you? Are you kidding? 200 00:10:11,381 --> 00:10:14,214 I've already gotten 10 requests for the TV rights to your story. 201 00:10:14,317 --> 00:10:16,842 You gotta get your family to sign the release papers. 202 00:10:16,953 --> 00:10:20,389 This is the biggest thing to happen since Uniprod hired that wee-brain... 203 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:22,390 to run drama development. 204 00:10:25,228 --> 00:10:27,253 Michael had compromised his morals... 205 00:10:27,364 --> 00:10:29,491 and was having trouble sleeping. 206 00:10:29,599 --> 00:10:31,965 Of course, some of that was Lindsay. 207 00:10:33,169 --> 00:10:36,195 - Are you drunk? - A little. We need to talk. 208 00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:38,297 Yeah, I'll say. Are you aware that your daughter... 209 00:10:38,408 --> 00:10:40,308 and my son have been getting physical? 210 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:42,310 I mean, can you imagine anything more inappropriate? 211 00:10:42,412 --> 00:10:46,143 - Hey, I guess you can. What are you doing? - I'm not your sister. 212 00:10:46,249 --> 00:10:48,809 - What? Hey, Lindsay. - I'm adopted. And I'm three years older. 213 00:10:48,918 --> 00:10:50,977 - There must be some mistake. - No, Mom confirmed it. 214 00:10:51,087 --> 00:10:53,112 And I know you've always found me attractive. 215 00:10:53,223 --> 00:10:56,056 You've been telling me that for the last 40 years. 216 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:58,218 Please, Lindsay, this is crazy. 217 00:10:58,328 --> 00:11:00,387 If I don't get divorced and remarried in the next month... 218 00:11:00,497 --> 00:11:03,159 I'm gonna sell those shares and I'm gonna cash out. 219 00:11:03,266 --> 00:11:06,702 - So what do you say? - But even Michael couldn't sell out that much. 220 00:11:06,803 --> 00:11:09,499 I'm just not that into older women. 221 00:11:12,275 --> 00:11:14,175 - You bastard! - Aah! 222 00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:18,974 Michael had just found out his sister was adopted. 223 00:11:19,082 --> 00:11:21,482 And the next morning, he awoke to a worse surprise. 224 00:11:21,585 --> 00:11:23,485 Oh, come on! 225 00:11:23,587 --> 00:11:25,680 I can't sleep in the same room as her. 226 00:11:25,789 --> 00:11:27,848 She wants out of this marriage, fine. 227 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:31,416 I'm afraid I'm going to have to sell the Bluth shares and move on. 228 00:11:31,528 --> 00:11:34,361 - You can't do that. - They're my shares. 229 00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:38,730 No, I mean, you can't spoon me like that. 230 00:11:38,835 --> 00:11:44,000 We need a new venue for the shareholders' party, and it cannot be a boat. 231 00:11:44,107 --> 00:11:48,237 Now, if you can find something, maybe I can fudge the books. 232 00:11:48,345 --> 00:11:51,872 Get you a Bluth Company salary, huh? Maybe call you an events coordinator. 233 00:11:51,982 --> 00:11:54,883 Can we just lay here for a second while I think about it? 234 00:11:54,985 --> 00:11:57,613 Michael was making compromises all over the place. 235 00:11:57,721 --> 00:11:59,621 Sure. 236 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,855 - I'll do it. - Sounds great. 237 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:07,589 Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back. 238 00:12:07,698 --> 00:12:11,600 But her Uncle Paul told him that Ann had moved in with her boyfriend. 239 00:12:11,702 --> 00:12:15,536 He also mentioned that we all only had three more weeks on Earth... 240 00:12:15,639 --> 00:12:19,075 and that fossils were just something the Jews buried in 1924. 241 00:12:19,176 --> 00:12:20,973 And so, feeling that he couldn't go home... 242 00:12:21,078 --> 00:12:26,539 George Michael decided to seek out his own creepy uncle. 243 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,641 And Michael confronted his mother about the adoption. 244 00:12:28,752 --> 00:12:31,778 Look, she was better off with us. He wanted to call her Nellie. 245 00:12:31,888 --> 00:12:34,448 Of course. Lindsay is the Nellie from the photo. 246 00:12:34,558 --> 00:12:36,753 Why didn't you just tell people she was adopted? 247 00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:39,624 Adopting a child we didn't want just to stick it to a competitor? 248 00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:41,630 Oh, that would make us look great. 249 00:12:41,732 --> 00:12:44,895 You're right, Mom. People would have twisted that story to make you look bad. 250 00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:46,764 I don't see what the big deal is. 251 00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:51,500 We loved her just as much as any of you normal kids. More than Gob. 252 00:12:51,608 --> 00:12:54,475 The big deal, Mom, is that the family is falling apart. 253 00:12:54,578 --> 00:12:57,069 They're trying to sell their stock, and I can't promise you... 254 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:59,410 that I can keep everyone together until the party. 255 00:12:59,516 --> 00:13:02,007 We'll pay them off. 256 00:13:02,119 --> 00:13:04,952 We'll call it an accrued cash dividend. 257 00:13:05,055 --> 00:13:08,650 But they won't get their money until they sign a document at the party... 258 00:13:08,759 --> 00:13:10,989 promising not to sell for 10 years. 259 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,085 So, it's embezzlement, bribery and conspiracy? 260 00:13:13,196 --> 00:13:15,096 And a whole lot of love. 261 00:13:15,198 --> 00:13:17,189 All right, and perjury. 262 00:13:18,502 --> 00:13:21,369 - Oh, Michael. - Hey. Oh! 263 00:13:21,471 --> 00:13:24,998 I booked a perfect location and some wonderful performers for the party. 264 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:27,008 We're having it at the Queen Mary. 265 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,908 Queen Mary? That's a ship. 266 00:13:30,013 --> 00:13:32,607 Oh, no, no, no. It's a chain of popular nightclubs. 267 00:13:32,716 --> 00:13:34,616 Although I haven't been to this particular location. 268 00:13:34,718 --> 00:13:37,278 - It's on the Long Beach Harbor. - That's the ship. 269 00:13:37,387 --> 00:13:39,855 Don't worry about it. They've actually welded it to the dock. 270 00:13:39,956 --> 00:13:42,481 Although, perhaps I should call the Hot Cops... 271 00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:45,891 and tell them to come up with something more nautically themed. 272 00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:49,523 Hot Sailors. Better yet, Hot Se... 273 00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:54,002 - I like Hot Sailors. - Mm, me too. 274 00:13:54,104 --> 00:13:58,040 George Michael was about to come across a hot seaman of his own. 275 00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,735 - Gob? - What are you doing here? How'd you find me? 276 00:14:00,844 --> 00:14:03,472 My dad said that you were living down here with your girlfriend. 277 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:05,810 You know about her? 278 00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:07,975 - Who? - Ann. 279 00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:13,489 - Her? - Gob had been dating Ann... 280 00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:16,991 since he awarded her third place in an inner beauty pageant. 281 00:14:17,093 --> 00:14:22,827 Since then, Ann and her friends tried to teach Gob about the Holy Trinity. 282 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:24,867 What? I thought that's what all you guys lived for. 283 00:14:24,968 --> 00:14:27,436 While Gob debased everything they believed in. 284 00:14:27,537 --> 00:14:29,698 What about you, you game? 285 00:14:29,806 --> 00:14:31,831 It's really not that big of a deal, George Michael. I'm 18 now. 286 00:14:31,942 --> 00:14:33,876 And besides we really haven't even done anything. 287 00:14:33,977 --> 00:14:36,241 Practically nothing. 288 00:14:36,346 --> 00:14:38,906 But what are you gonna do? The girl obviously needs a man. 289 00:14:39,015 --> 00:14:41,108 And that's when George Michael became one. 290 00:14:42,519 --> 00:14:46,182 Ann was upset. 291 00:14:46,289 --> 00:14:49,918 As was Buster when he saw the ship where the party was to be held. 292 00:14:52,863 --> 00:14:56,390 And so Michael accepted his congratulations... 293 00:14:56,499 --> 00:14:59,195 all the while looking for his son. 294 00:14:59,302 --> 00:15:01,862 And Buster was approached by his loving father. 295 00:15:01,972 --> 00:15:04,702 Do you think there's any chance this ship could break away from the dock? 296 00:15:04,808 --> 00:15:06,867 - We're on a ship? - Ah... 297 00:15:06,977 --> 00:15:09,036 Maeby was trying to get the family to sign away... 298 00:15:09,145 --> 00:15:11,272 the TV rights to their life stories. 299 00:15:11,381 --> 00:15:13,713 TV is not as good as it used to be, huh, Uncle Buster? 300 00:15:13,817 --> 00:15:16,752 But you could help me out by signing my petition to make it better. 301 00:15:16,853 --> 00:15:19,151 Oh, I kind of like Skating with Celebrities. 302 00:15:19,256 --> 00:15:21,747 - Excuse me. - Lucille was trying to get signatures too. 303 00:15:21,858 --> 00:15:23,826 Sign here that you won't sell. 304 00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:25,827 Oh, I don't need to sell, Lucille... 305 00:15:25,929 --> 00:15:28,557 because now I know that we're not related, I'm going to marry Michael. 306 00:15:28,665 --> 00:15:30,565 I always saw him with a younger girl. 307 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,794 And Gob, angry at Michael... 308 00:15:32,903 --> 00:15:36,134 - for sending his son to the docks... - Not related? 309 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:40,039 Went into a kind of knee-jerk revenge mode. 310 00:15:40,143 --> 00:15:43,271 Why go for the best when you can go for the rest... 311 00:15:44,547 --> 00:15:47,107 of your life with a younger man? 312 00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:51,918 Kitty likes to scratch. 313 00:15:52,022 --> 00:15:56,356 Oh, God! Mom! Mom! 314 00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:59,758 Take these forms to everyone in the family... 315 00:15:59,863 --> 00:16:02,832 and promise them a hundred grand if they sign. 316 00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:06,630 That's how Maeby found a way to get signatures on her release forms. 317 00:16:06,736 --> 00:16:08,931 Well, that was a freebie. 318 00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:12,497 And soon, the crowd gathered to hear Michael. 319 00:16:12,609 --> 00:16:16,306 I just wanna say how much this family really means to me. 320 00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:18,904 My father has always been there for me. 321 00:16:19,015 --> 00:16:21,950 He's a great man. 322 00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:24,919 My brother Gob, who I know would never do anything... 323 00:16:25,021 --> 00:16:26,955 to hurt anyone in this family. 324 00:16:27,057 --> 00:16:29,321 Except for dating his nephew's girlfriend... 325 00:16:29,426 --> 00:16:31,986 and hitting on his adopted sister. 326 00:16:32,095 --> 00:16:35,360 Buster, who faced his biggest fear to be here today... 327 00:16:35,465 --> 00:16:38,491 - Second biggest. - And my sister, Lindsay. 328 00:16:38,601 --> 00:16:43,061 Yes, she is my sister, no matter what any piece of paper says. 329 00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:45,664 Lindsay and her husband, Tobias, you know... 330 00:16:45,775 --> 00:16:49,643 deep down, they both love each other very, very much. 331 00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:54,479 Most of all, my mother, who has always believed in me. 332 00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:56,711 Three years ago I made a choice... 333 00:17:00,757 --> 00:17:04,215 I made a choice to keep this family together... 334 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:07,763 And that's when Michael finally cried. 335 00:17:07,864 --> 00:17:10,332 Today, it looks like I succeeded. 336 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:14,366 It wasn't exactly a turn-on. 337 00:17:20,276 --> 00:17:22,005 Whoo!@%$# baby. 338 00:17:22,112 --> 00:17:24,512 Looks like George Michael got his mom back today, huh? 339 00:17:24,614 --> 00:17:26,673 Yeah, well, where is George Michael, by the way? 340 00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:29,013 He came by the yacht. Gave me this shiner. 341 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:30,848 - He hit you? What for? - You know teenagers. 342 00:17:30,954 --> 00:17:33,354 Probably lashing out at you because of who I'm dating. 343 00:17:33,456 --> 00:17:35,185 - Who are you dating? - Ann. 344 00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:38,021 - Her? - Don't worry. I didn't fight back or anything. 345 00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:40,426 I was, like, "Oh, no, take the yacht. Please don't hurt me." 346 00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:43,556 - Just build up the little guy's self-esteem. - The yacht? 347 00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:46,794 Oh, for God's sake, Gob. I gotta get off this ship. 348 00:17:46,903 --> 00:17:49,701 Mom, George Michael took off in Gob's yacht. I gotta go find him. 349 00:17:49,806 --> 00:17:53,037 Well, you can't go now. That's not going to look good in front of the investors. 350 00:17:53,143 --> 00:17:55,111 - Mom, this is important, okay? - Michael! 351 00:17:55,211 --> 00:17:57,907 This company is important. 352 00:17:58,014 --> 00:17:59,982 It was at that moment that Michael realized... 353 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,574 how much he'd sold out. 354 00:18:02,685 --> 00:18:07,179 Never seen a CEO cry like that before, except at his sentencing. 355 00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:09,554 That's who you're putting in charge? 356 00:18:09,659 --> 00:18:11,718 I've made a huge mistake. 357 00:18:11,828 --> 00:18:14,524 Will you take the company for 20% above market? 358 00:18:14,631 --> 00:18:16,929 Ten, and I'll take the company off your hands right now. 359 00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,967 Fifteen and I'll throw in Nellie. 360 00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:20,900 - She's 40. - Twelve. 361 00:18:21,004 --> 00:18:24,132 Meanwhile, Michael searched the harbor... 362 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,403 and spotted the yacht. 363 00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:30,240 And Gob noticed something too. 364 00:18:32,248 --> 00:18:34,614 Are those police boats? 365 00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:37,185 - Oh, my God, the SEC. - They still have boats? 366 00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:40,154 - Prepare to be boarded. - Did you do this? 367 00:18:40,256 --> 00:18:43,589 No. But I can't help but enjoy the irony that you might be losing three years of your life. 368 00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:48,187 Ah, this is why they dropped those other charges. 369 00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:51,290 - You gave me up, George. - George? I'm not George. 370 00:18:51,401 --> 00:18:53,926 George invited me. Oh, stupid. 371 00:18:54,037 --> 00:18:57,666 Oscar, when are you going to learn there's no such thing as free shrimp? 372 00:18:57,774 --> 00:19:00,868 Well, I know it was someone in this family. 373 00:19:00,977 --> 00:19:04,435 Or someone who used to be. 374 00:19:04,547 --> 00:19:06,344 - Annyong? - Annyong. 375 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,974 - Annyong? - Annyong. But my real name is... 376 00:19:09,085 --> 00:19:11,610 - Hello. - Hello? 377 00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:14,019 - Annyong. - What the hell did you do this for? 378 00:19:14,124 --> 00:19:16,820 Because my grandfather vowed one day... 379 00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:19,724 he would get even for banana stand you stole from him. 380 00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:23,629 It was true. Hello had gathered information against Lucille... 381 00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:26,793 - Annyong? - to avenge his grandfather. 382 00:19:26,903 --> 00:19:29,235 Hey, Maeby ever mention my name? 383 00:19:29,339 --> 00:19:31,637 But Lucille was not going peacefully. 384 00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:33,902 You boys know how to shovel coal? 385 00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:37,377 I don't even wanna tell you what these guys thought that meant. 386 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,074 And Michael caught up with his son. 387 00:19:40,183 --> 00:19:42,310 George Michael, what are you doing? 388 00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:44,386 - Where are you going? - I can't stay here. 389 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:48,787 Ann's moved on. Maeby's my cousin. We both know that's not an option. 390 00:19:48,892 --> 00:19:52,259 Buddy, Maeby is not your cousin. 391 00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:55,661 - What? - Yeah, I found out a couple days ago. 392 00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:57,995 Aunt Lindsay was adopted. 393 00:19:58,101 --> 00:20:00,535 Why didn't you tell me this? 394 00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:03,265 Because you can't be with Maeby. You're 15. 395 00:20:03,373 --> 00:20:07,002 Inevitably, the relationship is gonna fall apart, and then what do you do? 396 00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:10,773 She might not be a blood relative, but she is still family... 397 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,348 and that's a bond that lasts forever. 398 00:20:13,449 --> 00:20:16,179 You don't wanna rock that boat. 399 00:20:16,286 --> 00:20:18,846 - What the hell was that? - It was his mother... 400 00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:21,617 who moments earlier had taken control of another queen. 401 00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:24,284 Full steam, boys! 402 00:20:24,394 --> 00:20:27,192 This is degrading. I thought we were gonna strip. 403 00:20:27,297 --> 00:20:30,391 Mother! 404 00:20:32,802 --> 00:20:36,465 It's moving! Oh, my God! 405 00:20:36,573 --> 00:20:39,701 And Buster faced his second biggest fear. 406 00:20:39,809 --> 00:20:41,777 - I can't swim! I can't swim! - And then his first. 407 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,607 Oh, come on! 408 00:20:47,717 --> 00:20:50,083 And the two grand ladies made their escape together. 409 00:20:50,186 --> 00:20:52,586 Lucille Bluth, please pull over... 410 00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:54,589 and step away from the historic ship. 411 00:20:54,691 --> 00:20:57,159 - Gangy's trying to make a break for it. - I guess we should go back. 412 00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:59,160 Family sticks together, huh? 413 00:20:59,262 --> 00:21:01,230 Yeah, on the other hand... 414 00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:03,731 we do have a full tank of gas, a house in Cabo... 415 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,767 and 500 grand in cashier's checks. 416 00:21:05,868 --> 00:21:09,861 What say we give them no choice... 417 00:21:09,973 --> 00:21:14,774 but to keep themselves all together for a while? 418 00:21:14,877 --> 00:21:18,836 It was Arrested Development. 419 00:21:18,948 --> 00:21:21,508 On the epilogue. 420 00:21:21,618 --> 00:21:27,022 Michael wakes up to another strange bedfellow after his first night at sea. 421 00:21:27,123 --> 00:21:29,023 How was the party? 422 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:34,188 And Maeby pitches her TV show to a Hollywood icon, who says... 423 00:21:34,297 --> 00:21:37,357 No, I, uh... I don't see it as a series. 424 00:21:38,468 --> 00:21:41,096 Maybe a movie.