1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:09,565 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:10,194 --> 00:00:12,363 NARRATOR: Hollywood Boulevard at night 3 00:00:12,405 --> 00:00:15,866 is the playground of the hip, young and successful. 4 00:00:15,908 --> 00:00:20,204 It was into this world that Gob Bluth had finally arrived, 5 00:00:20,246 --> 00:00:22,415 surrounded for the first time in his life 6 00:00:22,457 --> 00:00:23,958 by a group of admirers 7 00:00:23,999 --> 00:00:28,045 that comprised L.A.'s latest young elite. 8 00:00:28,087 --> 00:00:32,007 There was Mark, a pop star who had a level of fame 9 00:00:32,049 --> 00:00:35,595 he could neither appreciate nor handle. 10 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,097 Trout, a Southern boy who had 11 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:40,015 a Northern man's taste in women. 12 00:00:40,057 --> 00:00:44,479 J.B.J., a weekend weatherman, all-week party boy 13 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,647 and a huge disappointment to his father. 14 00:00:47,689 --> 00:00:50,485 Chris K, who was a lot like Trout, 15 00:00:50,526 --> 00:00:52,487 but without the accent. 16 00:00:52,528 --> 00:00:55,114 Oakwood, a studio teacher, 17 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,116 who might have had his own entourage, 18 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:58,618 if his part hadn't been cut 19 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,495 from the pilot of Modern Family. 20 00:01:00,536 --> 00:01:03,998 And, of course, there was the man they called Getaway. 21 00:01:04,039 --> 00:01:07,001 Gob had come far in the year since his girlfriend, 22 00:01:07,042 --> 00:01:09,753 was less than an hour from turning 18. 23 00:01:09,795 --> 00:01:11,755 Let me run the clock down on this thing. 24 00:01:11,797 --> 00:01:14,467 Why don't you just go change into something a little less... 25 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,218 unflattering, and... I'll, uh... 26 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:18,720 And he was getting everyone in the mood for romance. 27 00:01:18,762 --> 00:01:20,515 Guess I'll take my clothes off. 28 00:01:20,556 --> 00:01:22,975 While Ann less-unflattered herself up, 29 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:24,893 Gob had an unexpected visitor-- 30 00:01:24,935 --> 00:01:27,813 Ann's ex-boyfriend George Michael, 31 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:30,399 who, as it turned out, hadn't completely let go 32 00:01:30,441 --> 00:01:32,610 of the relationship. 33 00:01:32,652 --> 00:01:33,735 (shrieking) 34 00:01:33,777 --> 00:01:35,404 You're lucky that I'm chasing 35 00:01:35,446 --> 00:01:37,697 after our girlfriend, or I'd have to flatten you! 36 00:01:40,409 --> 00:01:41,785 Whew! Way to plant, Ann. 37 00:01:41,827 --> 00:01:43,579 You told me George Michael knew about us. 38 00:01:43,621 --> 00:01:46,999 Well, he does now, my darling plant. 39 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,000 Ann. 40 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:49,585 And... 41 00:01:49,627 --> 00:01:51,879 after I dazzle everyone tonight on the Queen Mary, 42 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,755 my magic career will take off 43 00:01:53,797 --> 00:01:56,592 as surely as there's a mouse behind your ear. 44 00:01:56,634 --> 00:01:58,802 (Ann screams) 45 00:01:58,844 --> 00:02:01,556 Well, as surely as there's a mouse behind your ear. 46 00:02:01,597 --> 00:02:03,224 (Ann screams) 47 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:07,811 - Mouse behind... - (Ann screams) 48 00:02:07,853 --> 00:02:09,454 Okay, you are like the only person I know 49 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,273 who doesn't just love magic. 50 00:02:11,315 --> 00:02:14,360 A poll would confirm she was far from alone. 51 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:15,903 BEARD: ...for the fifth year in a row, 52 00:02:15,944 --> 00:02:17,405 your least favorite entertainers are... 53 00:02:17,446 --> 00:02:18,864 magicians. 54 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:21,158 A close second, talk show side-kicks. 55 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,743 Hmph! 56 00:02:22,784 --> 00:02:25,954 - (bleep) you, too, America. - ...'cause I quit. 57 00:02:25,996 --> 00:02:27,582 Well, you have to make things right with George Michael, 58 00:02:27,623 --> 00:02:29,291 otherwise you don't get to fourth base. 59 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:32,294 Of course, Ann's concept of fourth base... 60 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,797 ...was very different than Gob's. 61 00:02:37,341 --> 00:02:40,302 But you have to promise me you'll always be faithful. 62 00:02:40,344 --> 00:02:43,180 Faithful? Of course I can be faithful. 63 00:02:43,222 --> 00:02:44,932 Until tonight, when we're together, you know... 64 00:02:44,973 --> 00:02:46,517 Oh! Until tonight! 65 00:02:46,559 --> 00:02:48,477 Well, of course I can be faithful-- don't be stupid. 66 00:02:48,519 --> 00:02:50,271 You think I can't keep it in my pants 67 00:02:50,312 --> 00:02:52,523 in front of a bunch of doggy old women and my family? 68 00:02:52,565 --> 00:02:53,815 Don't be stupid. 69 00:02:53,857 --> 00:02:55,484 Who am I gonna hit on, stupid? 70 00:02:55,526 --> 00:02:57,236 My sister? Lindsay? 71 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:58,862 Don't be stupid. 72 00:02:58,904 --> 00:03:00,573 She's my sister; that's gross. 73 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:02,700 Now... 74 00:03:02,742 --> 00:03:05,286 you... 75 00:03:05,327 --> 00:03:08,414 have got some mice to scoop out of the sea. 76 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:10,916 Now the story of a family 77 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,210 whose future was abruptly canceled, 78 00:03:13,252 --> 00:03:15,795 and the one son who had no choice 79 00:03:15,837 --> 00:03:17,214 but to keep himself together. 80 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,429 It's Gob's Arrested Development. 81 00:03:26,432 --> 00:03:27,975 NARRATOR: On the day of the Queen Mary party, 82 00:03:28,016 --> 00:03:29,809 Gob remained faithful to Ann, 83 00:03:29,851 --> 00:03:32,438 even in the face of tremendous temptation. 84 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,940 - Unrelated. - But there would be 85 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:38,986 - (screaming) - no career-making magic show. 86 00:03:39,027 --> 00:03:40,404 It seemed the only "her" 87 00:03:40,446 --> 00:03:41,822 Gob would be getting off that day 88 00:03:41,863 --> 00:03:43,198 was the Queen Mary. 89 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,950 But then the Queen changed course, 90 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:46,910 heading back to shore before crashing into the jetty 91 00:03:46,952 --> 00:03:48,454 and leaving most of its occupants all wet. 92 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:51,081 I want all of these on the insurance form, okay? 93 00:03:51,123 --> 00:03:53,501 These are all part of an act I was going to do. 94 00:03:53,542 --> 00:03:55,711 Two drowned white doves, for "flowers to doves." 95 00:03:55,753 --> 00:04:00,341 This was a rabbit, for "doves to rabbit"-- also drowned. 96 00:04:00,382 --> 00:04:01,467 These were mice... 97 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:03,761 TOBIAS: For "rabbit to mice." 98 00:04:03,803 --> 00:04:07,598 No, that can't be done. 99 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,016 No, these were part of a something 100 00:04:09,057 --> 00:04:10,309 I called "Mice-a-laneous." 101 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:13,729 "Mouse in purse." "Mouse in drink." 102 00:04:13,771 --> 00:04:16,064 "Here's a mouse, now it's gone." 103 00:04:18,066 --> 00:04:19,860 How'd he do dat? 104 00:04:19,901 --> 00:04:21,362 But it was another man that Gob 105 00:04:21,403 --> 00:04:22,780 needed to make things right with... 106 00:04:22,822 --> 00:04:24,573 George Michael... 107 00:04:24,615 --> 00:04:26,826 ...if he was ever going to deflower Ann Veal. 108 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,744 Uncle Gob. 109 00:04:28,786 --> 00:04:30,120 Are we good? 110 00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:31,622 (George Michael sighs) 111 00:04:31,664 --> 00:04:33,248 (voice breaking): No. 112 00:04:33,290 --> 00:04:35,710 No, how could we possibly be? 113 00:04:35,751 --> 00:04:38,629 But... but are we, are we good? 114 00:04:38,671 --> 00:04:41,298 No! You stole my girlfriend. 115 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:43,091 That's a tough thing, and, you know, 116 00:04:43,133 --> 00:04:45,636 sometimes you have to ask yourself: "Are we good?" 117 00:04:45,678 --> 00:04:47,596 Is it over between you guys? 118 00:04:47,638 --> 00:04:49,264 Oh, no. But are we good? 119 00:04:49,306 --> 00:04:51,767 I don't know what you want to hear from me, Uncle Gob. 120 00:04:51,809 --> 00:04:53,853 - I mean, yes, we are good... - There it is! 121 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,187 There it is! 122 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:56,856 Ah, from a nephew to his uncle, 123 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:59,441 and just the "yes," the much-vaunted "yes," 124 00:04:59,483 --> 00:05:00,693 that he gets. 125 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,110 Look at you, full of "yes." 126 00:05:02,152 --> 00:05:04,154 Look at how much "yes" is in you! 127 00:05:04,196 --> 00:05:06,031 I knew it! I knew I'd get that "yes" from you. 128 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,783 Look who got a "yes"! Got my "yes." 129 00:05:07,825 --> 00:05:11,620 And Gob realized that there was finally nothing 130 00:05:11,662 --> 00:05:13,414 standing in the way of a loving, 131 00:05:13,455 --> 00:05:15,750 committed relationship with Ann. 132 00:05:17,334 --> 00:05:20,295 ("The Sound Of Silence" intro playing) 133 00:05:20,337 --> 00:05:24,633 ♪ Hello, darkness, my old friend ♪ 134 00:05:24,675 --> 00:05:26,176 ♪ I've come to talk with... ♪ 135 00:05:26,218 --> 00:05:30,431 So, that night, as he broke into her house 136 00:05:30,472 --> 00:05:31,682 to break up with her... 137 00:05:31,724 --> 00:05:32,641 (startled shout) 138 00:05:32,683 --> 00:05:35,227 - (yells) - Gob...! 139 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,688 For a second, I thought that was a real guy. 140 00:05:37,730 --> 00:05:41,108 So, listen, I talked to George Michael and everything's cool. 141 00:05:41,149 --> 00:05:42,317 I need to tell you something, though. 142 00:05:42,359 --> 00:05:44,570 I've been doing some thinking 143 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:45,905 and I... I just don't... 144 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:48,156 But as she unzipped her pajamas, 145 00:05:48,198 --> 00:05:50,826 it reminded him of past situations 146 00:05:50,868 --> 00:05:54,705 which he'd successfully been aroused. 147 00:05:54,747 --> 00:05:56,331 Well, I could wait till after. 148 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:00,085 (light switch clicks) 149 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:04,548 And later, Gob once again tried to find a compassionate way 150 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:05,800 to end the relationship. 151 00:06:05,841 --> 00:06:07,384 So how did you like your egg? 152 00:06:07,426 --> 00:06:09,010 I said you were fine. 153 00:06:09,052 --> 00:06:11,346 So, was there something you wanted to talk about 154 00:06:11,388 --> 00:06:13,014 when you came in through my window? 155 00:06:14,934 --> 00:06:16,268 Gob, what is it? 156 00:06:18,896 --> 00:06:22,232 What... what... is it? 157 00:06:22,274 --> 00:06:24,735 I... (laughs) You... 158 00:06:24,777 --> 00:06:29,156 It's the-the-the-the-the... the-the questions... 159 00:06:29,197 --> 00:06:30,866 you ask so many... 160 00:06:30,908 --> 00:06:33,953 of these, of these, of these, these-these questions 161 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:38,958 that-that-that-that you keeping asking for me... 162 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:44,087 for-for-for-for... should-should-should... 163 00:06:44,129 --> 00:06:46,173 should I, should I, should I? 164 00:06:46,214 --> 00:06:48,717 Should-should-should the, should the, should the, 165 00:06:48,759 --> 00:06:50,260 should-should the guy, should the guy, 166 00:06:50,302 --> 00:06:52,888 should the guy in the... should the guy in the... 167 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:58,143 in the $32... in the $32 pink... bath-bath-bath-bath... 168 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:01,229 Should-should-should-should... should the girl 169 00:07:01,271 --> 00:07:03,649 in the $6,000 tuxedo... 170 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,192 Gob was uncomfortable with the question. 171 00:07:05,233 --> 00:07:07,277 ...should-should-should... in the $32... 172 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:10,906 in the $3,400... should the guy, come on... come on... 173 00:07:10,948 --> 00:07:12,324 - Let's, let's, let's... - Come on... 174 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,117 (sobbing): ...come on, come on... 175 00:07:14,159 --> 00:07:15,870 Gob! Calm down! 176 00:07:15,911 --> 00:07:19,456 Listen, we had a great night together. 177 00:07:19,498 --> 00:07:21,500 I understand if you need your freedom. 178 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,544 Well... marry me. 179 00:07:23,585 --> 00:07:27,214 Yes, I'll... yes, I'll marry you, Gob! 180 00:07:27,255 --> 00:07:29,132 Of course, Gob meant it in the showbizzy way 181 00:07:29,174 --> 00:07:30,676 his niece had always used 182 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:33,261 when she was accused of being too young. 183 00:07:33,303 --> 00:07:34,471 What, are you, like, 15? 184 00:07:34,513 --> 00:07:36,306 - Marry me! -...marry me! - ...marry me! 185 00:07:36,348 --> 00:07:38,058 - And may I add: marry me. - ...marry me. 186 00:07:38,099 --> 00:07:41,186 But like many evangelicals, Ann took it literally. 187 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:43,104 I'm getting married! 188 00:07:43,146 --> 00:07:47,067 (family screaming happily, laughing) 189 00:07:48,485 --> 00:07:50,571 Gob was surrounded by unconditional love 190 00:07:50,612 --> 00:07:53,407 from a family, for the first time in his life. 191 00:07:57,452 --> 00:08:00,372 ("The Sound Of Silence" intro playing) 192 00:08:00,414 --> 00:08:03,584 ♪ Hello, darkness, my old friend... ♪ 193 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:06,086 GOB: I've made a huge mistake. 194 00:08:09,882 --> 00:08:14,011 Gob shared his happy news at a meeting with his family. 195 00:08:14,053 --> 00:08:15,596 I'm sure Gob helped himself to the money. 196 00:08:15,637 --> 00:08:17,347 Hey, I got mouths to feed. 197 00:08:17,389 --> 00:08:18,390 Mouths? 198 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:20,434 Mouth. 199 00:08:20,475 --> 00:08:21,894 Her. 200 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,021 Oh, hey, mouth. I didn't see you sitting there. 201 00:08:24,063 --> 00:08:26,481 We rode up in the elevator together. 202 00:08:26,523 --> 00:08:27,649 I'm blanking. 203 00:08:27,691 --> 00:08:29,526 Yeah, me and Blank are getting 204 00:08:29,568 --> 00:08:31,445 the old Christian magic act back together. 205 00:08:31,486 --> 00:08:33,113 I mean, you don't expect people to actually believe 206 00:08:33,154 --> 00:08:35,657 that I'm Jesus, if I'm walking around in rags. 207 00:08:35,699 --> 00:08:37,868 You're resurrecting that mumbo-jumbo? 208 00:08:37,910 --> 00:08:40,537 Look, everybody's got a gimmick. 209 00:08:40,579 --> 00:08:43,540 Tony Wonder's making a fortune with that gay magician act. 210 00:08:43,582 --> 00:08:47,127 Gob's long-time nemesis had come out of the closet 211 00:08:47,168 --> 00:08:50,839 and used it to great advantage in his act. 212 00:08:50,881 --> 00:08:52,215 Besides, I have to do something for the wedding. 213 00:08:52,257 --> 00:08:53,717 MICHAEL: Who's getting married? 214 00:08:53,759 --> 00:08:54,843 Her! 215 00:08:56,011 --> 00:08:57,178 Who's marrying her? 216 00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:58,973 Me. 217 00:08:59,014 --> 00:09:00,975 - Did I not open with that? - You sure didn't. 218 00:09:01,016 --> 00:09:02,893 Yeah, I'm getting married! 219 00:09:08,565 --> 00:09:09,942 (gasping) 220 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,443 I didn't want to make a big deal about it. 221 00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:13,153 - You haven't. - Well, my wedding's 222 00:09:13,194 --> 00:09:14,947 going to be religious-y and epic and expensive, 223 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:17,198 which is why I need more of that stimmy-mummy. 224 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,826 Thanks, Mike. 225 00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:21,996 And perhaps it was all the talk of spirituality 226 00:09:22,037 --> 00:09:23,038 that led to this. 227 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,623 (applause) 228 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,374 And welcome to 229 00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:30,420 And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It Unto You. 230 00:09:30,462 --> 00:09:33,048 Excuse me, Father Marsala, I hate to interrupt, 231 00:09:33,090 --> 00:09:35,592 but I am so excited today. 232 00:09:35,634 --> 00:09:36,969 My lovely Ann... 233 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,304 - Who? - My daughter. 234 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,598 Oh. I didn't know you had a daughter. 235 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,391 You've met her several times. 236 00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:44,768 Oh. 237 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:46,895 She's sitting right next to you. 238 00:09:46,937 --> 00:09:48,229 Oh! 239 00:09:48,271 --> 00:09:49,606 That's why she's there. 240 00:09:49,648 --> 00:09:50,816 I thought you were Hair. 241 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,734 Hair? 242 00:09:52,776 --> 00:09:55,988 No, she's my daughter, and she's getting married! 243 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,405 To this good man. 244 00:09:57,447 --> 00:09:58,573 (applause) 245 00:09:58,615 --> 00:09:59,908 Well, and as it is such, 246 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:01,994 so also as such is it unto you, young man. 247 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,495 You got it. 248 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:06,832 Unto you, as well... dear f... heavenly fathers. 249 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,917 MARSALA: Well, we have a really great show today 250 00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:10,169 surrounding the Scriptures... 251 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,461 GOB: We have an announcement to make. 252 00:10:11,503 --> 00:10:13,172 I have an announcement to make: 253 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:18,052 that we would like to televise our marriage, here on this show. 254 00:10:18,093 --> 00:10:20,804 - (applause) - My goodness. 255 00:10:20,846 --> 00:10:23,264 Oh, um... we hadn't heard of it. 256 00:10:23,306 --> 00:10:24,432 Did you...? 257 00:10:24,474 --> 00:10:25,684 Well, no, but that's... no... 258 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:28,062 What an idea. I think... 259 00:10:28,103 --> 00:10:30,189 Well, this show is about the spirit of inclusion, 260 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,648 - so I would love to say... - Well, great! 261 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,817 Then I, too, have an announcement to make! 262 00:10:33,859 --> 00:10:35,318 At our wedding, I will be performing 263 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,655 one of my famous magical illusions. 264 00:10:38,697 --> 00:10:40,699 That once your eyes have beholden it, 265 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,534 you will put no god before me, 266 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:45,120 because of its spectacularity. 267 00:10:47,873 --> 00:10:52,044 And, of course, I only propose to do this out of love for... 268 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,336 ANN: Ann. 269 00:10:53,378 --> 00:10:56,464 And... God. 270 00:10:56,506 --> 00:10:59,051 Love for and God. 271 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:03,055 Let me pray. Dearest beloved gods... 272 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:06,683 Gob was feeling bolder, which was perhaps why 273 00:11:06,725 --> 00:11:08,267 Michael returned home to find this. 274 00:11:08,309 --> 00:11:11,021 GOB: And yea, as if to be arisen 275 00:11:11,063 --> 00:11:16,193 the third or fourth day with all the magic of Jesus Christ! 276 00:11:16,235 --> 00:11:19,071 MICHAEL: Sorry. Wasn't on there too good. 277 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,864 - (Gob grunting, groaning) - You okay? 278 00:11:20,906 --> 00:11:23,366 Yeah, it's just part of my... illusion for the wedding. 279 00:11:23,408 --> 00:11:24,618 Yeah, what's the illusion? 280 00:11:24,659 --> 00:11:25,827 That you actually love the bride? 281 00:11:25,869 --> 00:11:29,456 Hey... that's good patter. 282 00:11:29,497 --> 00:11:32,417 'Cause I need people to root for the Jesus character. 283 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,586 I don't remember a biblical passage where Jesus 284 00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:36,046 came out of a boulder-- is it in there? 285 00:11:36,088 --> 00:11:37,256 Oh, no, no, no, the boulder's my escape plan. 286 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:38,381 They think I'm somewhere else. 287 00:11:38,423 --> 00:11:39,925 I'm actually in the boulder. 288 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,384 But I didn't come here to talk 289 00:11:41,426 --> 00:11:42,803 - about my magic act, Michael. - Okay. 290 00:11:42,844 --> 00:11:45,764 I came to ask you to be my best man... 291 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,766 slash-assistant. 292 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,559 And then we'll walk through the act later, of course. 293 00:11:49,601 --> 00:11:51,436 - I mean, not now. - No, we're not going to, 294 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,147 'cause you know, I'm out of the family. 295 00:11:53,188 --> 00:11:54,397 Did you not get that when I announced it 296 00:11:54,439 --> 00:11:56,108 over at Mom's place? 297 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,986 I feel like I was out of the room at that point. 298 00:11:59,027 --> 00:12:00,528 I am done with this family. 299 00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:02,781 I hope you've saved some money 'cause you... 300 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,574 ♪ Hello, darkness, my old friend... ♪ 301 00:12:04,616 --> 00:12:06,493 MICHAEL: Well, the gist of it was: 302 00:12:06,534 --> 00:12:08,036 "You know what? I'm done with this family. 303 00:12:08,078 --> 00:12:09,788 "I hope you saved your money 'cause you're 304 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,665 going to need every last dime now." 305 00:12:11,706 --> 00:12:13,250 Maybe you could be a centurion, 306 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:15,376 kind of standing over where they think that I'll be. 307 00:12:15,418 --> 00:12:16,920 I'm not going to be in the act. 308 00:12:16,962 --> 00:12:19,131 Might be a great promotion for the Bluth Company. 309 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,632 No, Bluth Company's done. 310 00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:22,050 I started my own company: Michael B. Company. 311 00:12:22,092 --> 00:12:23,551 I have a bee company. 312 00:12:23,593 --> 00:12:25,386 You stole my idea? 313 00:12:25,428 --> 00:12:26,721 Uh-uh, I did not steal your... 314 00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:28,515 We sell... It would take hours. 315 00:12:28,556 --> 00:12:30,600 How's that going, by the way? 316 00:12:30,642 --> 00:12:32,227 Uh, not so good. 317 00:12:32,269 --> 00:12:33,895 I've been keeping the bees in my apartment. 318 00:12:33,937 --> 00:12:36,190 I was using my magic smoke on them. 319 00:12:36,231 --> 00:12:37,631 And my bees are dropping like flies, 320 00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:39,651 and I need them to fly like bees. 321 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:41,320 And so I've got them out at a bee hospital, 322 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,612 which is not cheap, which is another reason 323 00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:44,072 I need to be a famous magician. 324 00:12:44,114 --> 00:12:46,116 Yeah, well, listen, you're with my son's ex, 325 00:12:46,158 --> 00:12:47,701 so I can't support the wedding. 326 00:12:47,742 --> 00:12:51,997 What if I don't actually get married? 327 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,959 I don't think you'd need a best man, then, right? 328 00:12:53,999 --> 00:12:55,209 No, I guess, at that point, 329 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,460 it'd really be more... assistant. 330 00:12:57,502 --> 00:12:58,962 Is this an escape act? 331 00:12:59,004 --> 00:13:01,089 - Are you running again? - What do you want from me? 332 00:13:01,131 --> 00:13:03,842 Marriage is a lot of pressure, and she's not into it. 333 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,593 Meanwhile, I'm working out like crazy, 334 00:13:05,635 --> 00:13:07,554 my diet has become insane, 335 00:13:07,595 --> 00:13:11,308 and this Jesus character-- I mean, he was shredded. 336 00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:13,227 Meanwhile, we have sex one time, 337 00:13:13,268 --> 00:13:15,729 and then she's just, you know, over it. 338 00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:17,022 Lets herself go. 339 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,024 Her stomach's out to here. 340 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,652 You know, your whole life is an escape act, 341 00:13:22,694 --> 00:13:24,863 and this girl seems like she really likes you. 342 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,990 Why don't you just try to work it out 343 00:13:27,032 --> 00:13:29,408 and just stop running...? 344 00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:33,914 Yeah, I know you're in the boulder. 345 00:13:33,955 --> 00:13:35,957 GOB: But how'd I get in the boulder? 346 00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:37,876 NARRATOR: And on the day of the wedding, 347 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,170 even though Gob didn't take it seriously, 348 00:13:40,212 --> 00:13:43,173 he was a little hurt to discover 349 00:13:43,215 --> 00:13:45,133 no one else in his family did, either. 350 00:13:45,175 --> 00:13:47,219 ANN: I know it's bad luck for you 351 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,637 to see me in my gown before the wedding. 352 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,766 Well, hopefully I haven't. 353 00:13:52,807 --> 00:13:54,768 You're angry. 354 00:13:54,809 --> 00:13:56,853 Why? Because none of my family has shown up 355 00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:59,147 and the only person I recognize out there is Tony Wonder, 356 00:13:59,189 --> 00:14:01,316 who's only shown up hoping that I'd fail? 357 00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:04,694 I don't know what your surprise trick is, but... 358 00:14:04,736 --> 00:14:06,445 I know it's going to be great. 359 00:14:06,487 --> 00:14:09,824 And as for your family... you have a new family now. 360 00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:11,201 (chuckles) 361 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:15,496 I don't want these. 362 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,499 - Tobias! - Gob. 363 00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:20,835 - Thanks for coming. - Oh, how could I not? 364 00:14:20,877 --> 00:14:22,837 I'm playing Roman Centurion Number Two. 365 00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:25,299 - What are you playing? - I'm the groom. 366 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:26,716 I didn't know there was a groom part. 367 00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:28,927 You know, Betty at And As It Is Such, 368 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,887 So Also As Such Is It Unto You casting 369 00:14:30,929 --> 00:14:32,431 told me this was all biblical. 370 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,224 Wait, you're not here for the wedding? 371 00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:37,436 Well, thank you very much for your vote of confidence. 372 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,354 I'll have you know I've worked for the Miracle Network 373 00:14:39,396 --> 00:14:40,855 a number of times. 374 00:14:40,897 --> 00:14:42,357 ANNOUNCER: Coming up next: 375 00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:44,484 Father Marsala's searing docudrama, 376 00:14:44,525 --> 00:14:46,945 Father Marsala's John the Baptist. 377 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,114 Then the antiabortion drama, 378 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:52,659 Embryo Dan: It Would Have Been a Wonderful Life. 379 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,869 And later, break out the bagels. 380 00:14:54,911 --> 00:14:57,705 It's time for Father M's lighthearted comedy, 381 00:14:57,747 --> 00:14:59,833 - A Jew Came to Dinner. - TOBIAS: I hate to be 382 00:14:59,874 --> 00:15:01,460 the guy who quotes his own reviews, 383 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,628 but His Word magazine... 384 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,797 called my Jew "pitiful." 385 00:15:07,048 --> 00:15:08,633 NARRATOR: But soon, 386 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,010 the wedding began. 387 00:15:10,051 --> 00:15:11,970 PASTOR VEAL: So, it truly is a blessed day. 388 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,930 I believe that we are all blessed, 389 00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:15,515 uh, to be gathering here 390 00:15:15,556 --> 00:15:18,768 at the Church of the Holy Eternal Rapture. 391 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:22,147 Uh, we have almost arrived at that glorious moment 392 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,858 where we join together these two very special people, 393 00:15:24,899 --> 00:15:27,568 but first, my almost son-in-law 394 00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:30,613 has something he'd like to share with all of us, 395 00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:32,615 so, um... 396 00:15:32,657 --> 00:15:34,909 ladies and gentlemen, uh, 397 00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:38,538 please enjoy a magical... 398 00:15:38,579 --> 00:15:40,623 uh, trick. 399 00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:49,590 Thanks for that killer intro. 400 00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:54,304 It's true, this is a magical trick. 401 00:15:54,346 --> 00:15:57,724 If what Jesus did was a trick. 402 00:15:57,765 --> 00:15:59,642 (crowd gasping) 403 00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:01,228 I say it wasn't. 404 00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:03,355 (laughter, applause) 405 00:16:05,606 --> 00:16:07,150 It was an illusion. 406 00:16:07,192 --> 00:16:08,609 (crowd gasping softly) 407 00:16:08,651 --> 00:16:11,446 TOBIAS: Ooh, they did not like that one. 408 00:16:11,488 --> 00:16:14,866 I don't take notes from you, Centurion Number Two. 409 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:17,285 Just turn this thing around. 410 00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:21,831 I am not the real Jesus. 411 00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:31,466 I am the Amazing Jesus! 412 00:16:32,884 --> 00:16:36,637 No? I thought that that would be up your... alley. 413 00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:38,515 Yes, the real Jesus 414 00:16:38,557 --> 00:16:40,975 came off the cross and went into his cave... 415 00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:42,810 a dead man. 416 00:16:44,645 --> 00:16:46,273 NARRATOR: And Gob's escape boulder 417 00:16:46,314 --> 00:16:47,982 was wheeled up to the trick. 418 00:16:48,024 --> 00:16:50,944 But was he crazy enough to do it... handcuffed? 419 00:16:50,985 --> 00:16:53,363 Handcuff the King of the Jews! 420 00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:55,698 GOB: You don't have words here... 421 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:58,826 Pastor Veal, if you don't mind, please go up into the cave 422 00:16:58,868 --> 00:17:01,746 and assure everyone that there's no way to escape: 423 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,082 no trapdoors, no secret compartments, 424 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,584 no way to get out. 425 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,834 Thank you very... 426 00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:08,336 Pastor Veal, let me remind you 427 00:17:08,378 --> 00:17:11,881 that you are in a church in front of your daughter, 428 00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:14,092 your congregation, God. 429 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,635 You cannot tell a lie. 430 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:21,015 Right, nothing out of the ordinary? 431 00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:24,894 - No, I-I didn't see anything. - Yes. 432 00:17:24,936 --> 00:17:29,941 Jesus went into the cave, and he arose three days later. 433 00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:32,360 But I'm not going to lock myself in the cave 434 00:17:32,402 --> 00:17:34,122 for three days before this wedding ceremony. 435 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,990 No, no. No, no, no. 436 00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:40,701 I plan on beating his record by two full weeks! 437 00:17:40,743 --> 00:17:43,455 (dramatic music playing) 438 00:18:00,972 --> 00:18:03,266 Into the cave with you! 439 00:18:03,308 --> 00:18:05,602 GOB: No, I said don't underline the "you" in that. 440 00:18:05,644 --> 00:18:08,021 NARRATOR: Unfortunately, Gob was not able to open 441 00:18:08,062 --> 00:18:10,731 the secret compartment that contained the handcuff key. 442 00:18:10,773 --> 00:18:12,733 It's not going to work. Okay, uh, this isn't going to work. 443 00:18:12,775 --> 00:18:14,319 Let's do... let's do mouse in drink. 444 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,820 Let's do mouse in drink. Just get these people 445 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,405 some drinks. We'll just get a mouse. 446 00:18:17,447 --> 00:18:19,574 No, no, no. No, no, no, you know not what you do! 447 00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:23,411 But it very clearly said in the centurions' script 448 00:18:23,453 --> 00:18:26,498 to ignore the magician's protests, 449 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,583 which meant that, still handcuffed... 450 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,627 But if my hands are handcuffed, I'll never... 451 00:18:30,669 --> 00:18:32,712 ...Gob was unable to break his fall 452 00:18:32,753 --> 00:18:34,255 and was therefore knocked unconscious. 453 00:18:34,297 --> 00:18:36,424 And as the Gob dummy 454 00:18:36,466 --> 00:18:38,009 was sealed inside the cave, 455 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:41,012 the real Gob's fate was sealed, as well. 456 00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:49,770 Well, I guess... we'll wait two weeks... 457 00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:54,817 ...and see if he's in there. 458 00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:57,696 Is that okay with you, Ann? 459 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,281 He's not coming back. 460 00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:04,994 NARRATOR: Gob was stuck inside a fake boulder in 461 00:19:05,036 --> 00:19:06,829 - the parking lot of a church, - GOB (weakly): Hey, kids. 462 00:19:06,871 --> 00:19:08,748 while inside the church, the daily routine 463 00:19:08,789 --> 00:19:11,209 - proceeded as usual - I-18. 464 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,671 and the anticipation grew to a fevered pitch.-I-18. 465 00:19:14,713 --> 00:19:17,798 11 exciting days, um, 466 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,051 although nothing's really happened. 467 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:21,595 Day 11. 468 00:19:21,636 --> 00:19:23,722 Once he gets out, it's going to be 469 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,391 a beautiful, beautiful wedding. 470 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,560 He's not coming back. 471 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:32,522 But it was Betty from And As It Is Such, 472 00:19:32,564 --> 00:19:34,982 So Also As Such Is It Unto You that would render Gob's 473 00:19:35,024 --> 00:19:37,026 - escape act a disaster. - You got to get rid of this thing. 474 00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:39,112 - I got Mrs. Murray's trailer here. - I guess, if he comes back 475 00:19:39,153 --> 00:19:40,780 from the dead, we could just get a stepladder. 476 00:19:40,821 --> 00:19:42,240 - Guys, this, too. - And a hoarse, 477 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,451 weakened Gob was unable to stop them 478 00:19:44,492 --> 00:19:48,496 as the boulder was shipped to a storage unit in Tustin. 479 00:19:48,538 --> 00:19:50,582 Although a keen eye could see 480 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:53,501 that Gob was alive but not well. 481 00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:56,463 And that's why this particular chair was empty 482 00:19:56,504 --> 00:19:58,798 at the trial of Lucille Bluth. 483 00:19:58,839 --> 00:20:00,508 Well, I can't thank you all enough for returning... 484 00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:02,302 At the end of two weeks, the big day 485 00:20:02,343 --> 00:20:03,762 - finally arrived... again. - So let's count down. 486 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,431 Let's have some fun, uh, from five, four... 487 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:10,059 - three, two, one. - The dead will walk amongst us. 488 00:20:10,101 --> 00:20:13,354 No, he shan't, for he-eth not here. 489 00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:16,107 - I knew it. - TOBIAS: Oh, there's a note. 490 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:20,111 "If I have not yet returned, I am in the Rapture." 491 00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:24,365 Oh, and then it says, "Love each other." 492 00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:26,409 MRS. VEAL: What does he think we've been doing? 493 00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:28,620 I loaned him $1,000. 494 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,539 Gob didn't fare much better than the bride, 495 00:20:31,581 --> 00:20:34,167 finally being discovered on an episode 496 00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,794 of the auction reality show... 497 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,172 MAN: Moment of truth, people. 498 00:20:40,131 --> 00:20:42,342 It's a masker. 499 00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:44,260 Jesus, there's a man in there. 500 00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:45,970 (auctioneer coughing, speaking indistinctly) 501 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,847 Let's get the bidding started at a hundred dollars. 502 00:20:47,888 --> 00:20:49,307 - (hissing) - Anybody? -Nope. 503 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,559 He's hissing. 504 00:20:54,937 --> 00:20:56,648 NARRATOR: After a week in the hospital, 505 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:59,818 Gob was happy to finally see a familiar shape. 506 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,027 You humiliated me. 507 00:21:01,068 --> 00:21:02,987 You made a mockery of my religion 508 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,197 and you ruined our wedding. 509 00:21:04,238 --> 00:21:07,534 Our first fight, and like all fights, 510 00:21:07,575 --> 00:21:09,910 you're a little right, I'm a little right. 511 00:21:09,952 --> 00:21:11,496 I sold your cave on Craigslist. 512 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,373 So it was all worth it. 513 00:21:13,414 --> 00:21:16,292 We have money to start our life together. 514 00:21:16,334 --> 00:21:20,213 Now we have our nest, egg-- Ann. 515 00:21:20,254 --> 00:21:23,675 Now we have our, our nest, Ann. 516 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,678 I'm leaving you, Gob. 517 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,429 I don't love you anymore. 518 00:21:28,471 --> 00:21:31,474 I feel sorry for you, and you're gonna be alone forever 519 00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:34,060 unless you let the Holy Ghost inside you. 520 00:21:34,101 --> 00:21:36,229 (laughing): The, the Holy... 521 00:21:38,981 --> 00:21:41,067 (stammering) 522 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,366 You know what? I hope you read this. 523 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,952 NARRATOR: And maybe it was the fact that he had nothing 524 00:21:51,994 --> 00:21:54,414 in his system but two weeks of candy vines, 525 00:21:54,455 --> 00:21:55,832 but it did get through to him. 526 00:21:55,874 --> 00:21:57,917 Steve. 527 00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:00,044 It's me. Uh, I-I wanted to let you know 528 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:05,132 that I am... I'm-I'm ready to... to... to... 529 00:22:05,174 --> 00:22:09,637 let the son of Gob enfold me. 530 00:22:09,679 --> 00:22:12,306 Have you been to the club And, 531 00:22:12,348 --> 00:22:14,559 owned by Jeremy "Pivan"? 532 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:15,894 I'm gonna be there tonight about 8:00. 533 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,604 Maybe you could join me, I don't... 534 00:22:17,645 --> 00:22:20,064 Obviously it's, it's me, your fa... 535 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,066 (beep) 536 00:22:23,067 --> 00:22:23,984 Nah, he got it. 537 00:22:24,026 --> 00:22:26,571 Okay. 538 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:28,281 NARRATOR: Gob was waiting to meet his son 539 00:22:28,322 --> 00:22:30,241 at a bar and feeling a little vulnerable. 540 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:31,950 Lost my wife, lost my career. 541 00:22:31,992 --> 00:22:34,203 When I was in that storage unit at the bottom of that rock, 542 00:22:34,245 --> 00:22:36,289 it was like I hit... 543 00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:37,749 - Rock bottom? - No, no, not that. 544 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,751 More like a trending downward moment 545 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:42,587 that just-- I don't know. 546 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:45,924 Maybe I'm being tested like that guy "Jawb" from the Bible. 547 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,508 - (pronounces correctly): Job. - Yes? 548 00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:48,509 Job. 549 00:22:48,551 --> 00:22:49,719 Yes, sir. 550 00:22:49,761 --> 00:22:51,721 - Job. - Yeah. - Look, I, I feel sorry 551 00:22:51,763 --> 00:22:53,180 - for you, Pops. - Hey, pal, 552 00:22:53,222 --> 00:22:55,057 I'm not that much older than you, guy. 553 00:22:55,099 --> 00:22:57,143 - (chuckles) - Nah, I'm just here, I'm looking for my son. 554 00:22:57,184 --> 00:22:59,938 I'm trying to get some cash out of him, actually. 555 00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:02,356 You, you have another son? 556 00:23:02,398 --> 00:23:03,775 (Steve laughing) 557 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,819 I have a brother? 558 00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:06,903 Oh, man. 559 00:23:06,945 --> 00:23:08,529 Yes, Steve. 560 00:23:08,571 --> 00:23:10,865 Yeah. 561 00:23:10,907 --> 00:23:13,075 - What's his name? - Dave. 562 00:23:13,117 --> 00:23:14,828 Oh, Dave Holt. 563 00:23:14,869 --> 00:23:16,537 - Yeah, Dave Holt. - Yes. 564 00:23:16,579 --> 00:23:18,122 NARRATOR: Yes, Gob had been speaking to his son 565 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:19,791 for an hour and a half. 566 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,501 - Wait, your mom's name is Eve? - Yeah. 567 00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:23,878 God, I (bleep) a chick named Eve once. 568 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,797 Biggest mistake of my life. 569 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,340 NARRATOR: And perhaps it was because 570 00:23:27,381 --> 00:23:29,342 Gob was inadvertently so warm 571 00:23:29,383 --> 00:23:31,135 to his son that Steve 572 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,929 - offered him a job. - I don't even really have a job. 573 00:23:32,971 --> 00:23:35,055 Would you want to come work with me? 574 00:23:35,097 --> 00:23:36,265 I mean, I... 575 00:23:36,307 --> 00:23:37,433 Are you serious? 576 00:23:37,475 --> 00:23:39,310 I mean, I'm in pest control, but 577 00:23:39,352 --> 00:23:41,270 father and son. 578 00:23:41,312 --> 00:23:42,981 What a great team. 579 00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:44,148 It would be a great team. 580 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,274 I mean, I don't care. 581 00:23:45,316 --> 00:23:46,818 Pest control-- I don't know. 582 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,611 As long as I'm not being a pest to you, right? 583 00:23:48,653 --> 00:23:50,279 - No, never. - I mean, I'm kidding. 584 00:23:50,321 --> 00:23:52,406 (Gob mumbling) 585 00:23:54,617 --> 00:23:56,911 Where is your place of business? 586 00:23:56,953 --> 00:23:58,287 - 181... - 181... 587 00:23:58,329 --> 00:24:00,707 - Manville. - Manville. - Manville. 588 00:24:00,748 --> 00:24:02,040 Manville. 589 00:24:02,082 --> 00:24:05,003 What time do you start this pest control? 590 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:06,253 7:00 a.m. 591 00:24:06,295 --> 00:24:08,006 Then I'll be there at 6:45 592 00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:09,465 with two cups of coffee. 593 00:24:09,507 --> 00:24:13,135 Oh, Dad, this is the greatest day of my life. 594 00:24:13,177 --> 00:24:16,180 No, this is the greatest day of my life. 595 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:18,558 And perhaps it was because it was such a great day... 596 00:24:18,599 --> 00:24:20,560 6:45. -6:45. -... that Gob decided to stay at the bar... 597 00:24:20,601 --> 00:24:22,937 - 6:45. - ...and show off a little. 598 00:24:22,979 --> 00:24:26,691 I bet it's been a long time since you've seen your... 599 00:24:28,442 --> 00:24:30,028 - ...cherry. - I have lupus. 600 00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:31,905 (spits) Could have warned a guy. 601 00:24:31,946 --> 00:24:34,114 But showing off did catch the attention of someone. 602 00:24:34,156 --> 00:24:35,408 That was the real deal, huh? 603 00:24:35,449 --> 00:24:37,075 How about this? 604 00:24:37,117 --> 00:24:39,620 How about you do that cherry trick for my boy Mark Cherry? 605 00:24:39,662 --> 00:24:41,079 Mark Cherry the baby-faced singer 606 00:24:41,121 --> 00:24:42,874 or Marc Cherry the baby-faced showrunner? 607 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:44,918 Baby-faced singer-- right over there, man. 608 00:24:44,959 --> 00:24:47,336 He has loved magic ever since he was a kid. 609 00:24:47,378 --> 00:24:50,130 NARRATOR: Which was two years earlier, when Mark Cherry was 610 00:24:50,172 --> 00:24:52,675 the star of a cable teen sitcom called 611 00:24:52,717 --> 00:24:56,012 Pop-A-ROTC, created by a longtime writing veteran 612 00:24:56,054 --> 00:24:57,680 of the TV show Cheers. 613 00:24:57,722 --> 00:25:00,224 Soon, Mark Cherry became 614 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:03,978 a pop sensation off his cowritten hit single 615 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:05,521 "Practice Kisses." 616 00:25:05,563 --> 00:25:07,231 JOHN JR:I found a gentleman who is about 617 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:09,943 - to do a magic trick for you. - No, it's an illusion. 618 00:25:09,984 --> 00:25:12,194 A trick is something a whore does for... 619 00:25:12,236 --> 00:25:14,321 Do a trick and I'll pay for your bar tab. 620 00:25:14,363 --> 00:25:15,949 - Who wants a trick? - ALL: Yeah! 621 00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:18,116 (all cheering) 622 00:25:18,158 --> 00:25:20,202 NARRATOR: Gob had them in the palm of his hand. 623 00:25:20,244 --> 00:25:22,872 He even got the attention 624 00:25:22,914 --> 00:25:24,624 - of a still out-of-control Rebel Alley... - Do it again. 625 00:25:24,665 --> 00:25:26,333 - I missed it. - ... who was there doing research 626 00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:27,919 - for an upcoming PSA... - Fireball! 627 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,670 ...she'd soon be required to do by law. 628 00:25:29,712 --> 00:25:32,715 Fire, fire! 629 00:25:32,757 --> 00:25:35,133 Never yell "fire" in a crowded place. 630 00:25:35,175 --> 00:25:36,343 It's never funny. 631 00:25:36,385 --> 00:25:38,096 That's always funny. 632 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:40,014 NARRATOR: And she was intrigued by this magical man. 633 00:25:40,056 --> 00:25:41,682 - Oh... - Whoa. 634 00:25:41,724 --> 00:25:43,350 That is a David Spade. 635 00:25:43,392 --> 00:25:46,020 (clears throat) Check your purse. 636 00:25:46,062 --> 00:25:47,063 (gasping) 637 00:25:47,105 --> 00:25:49,065 - (Gob chuckles) - Nice. 638 00:25:50,357 --> 00:25:51,484 Oh, man, paparazzo. 639 00:25:51,525 --> 00:25:53,235 Oh, shoot, great. 640 00:25:53,277 --> 00:25:55,237 The last thing I need is to be seen partying with some tweens. 641 00:25:55,279 --> 00:25:57,239 I'm trying to clean up my act. 642 00:25:57,281 --> 00:25:59,075 Dude, network's gonna flip 643 00:25:59,117 --> 00:26:00,534 if there's another drunk photo of you. 644 00:26:00,576 --> 00:26:01,786 - I know. - We got to get you away 645 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:03,287 - from this place, okay? - Getting away 646 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,372 is kind of my specialty. 647 00:26:05,414 --> 00:26:08,835 I'll have us out of here in a flash. 648 00:26:08,876 --> 00:26:10,628 All right. 649 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,505 Let's get out of here while they still got lighter fluid 650 00:26:12,546 --> 00:26:13,798 - in their eyes. - Go, baby. 651 00:26:15,299 --> 00:26:16,383 (all laughing) 652 00:26:16,425 --> 00:26:17,844 - Oh, man. - Oh... 653 00:26:17,885 --> 00:26:20,054 Nice moves, Getaway. 654 00:26:20,096 --> 00:26:21,055 Oh. 655 00:26:21,097 --> 00:26:22,974 Okay. 656 00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:24,934 NARRATOR: Gob had been accepted into the group, 657 00:26:24,976 --> 00:26:26,811 which was bad news for Cherry's 658 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:29,063 business manager's son Josh Abramson. 659 00:26:29,105 --> 00:26:30,648 Gob actually did 660 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,316 end up driving down Manville 661 00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:33,985 - at 6:45 a.m. - This is it! This is... 662 00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:36,154 I'll be with you in a second, I'll be right there. 663 00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:38,196 Start without me, just start without me. 664 00:26:38,238 --> 00:26:40,033 Don't worry! 665 00:26:40,074 --> 00:26:42,535 He's not coming back. 666 00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:47,205 NARRATOR: Gob was living the dream, 667 00:26:47,247 --> 00:26:50,334 and felt like he was in the center of the entourage, 668 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:53,504 even though he was three away from the center at the closest, 669 00:26:53,546 --> 00:26:56,256 and it was pop star Mark Cherry's dream. 670 00:26:59,093 --> 00:27:03,181 Hey, I'm with, with the guys. 671 00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:04,473 Keep the limo running, Getaway. 672 00:27:06,350 --> 00:27:07,852 That's my job. 673 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:09,687 (siren chirps) 674 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,772 NARRATOR: The next few months were a blur of partying... 675 00:27:11,814 --> 00:27:13,231 (shouting) 676 00:27:13,273 --> 00:27:14,734 ...and shame. 677 00:27:14,775 --> 00:27:16,234 (shouting and laughter) 678 00:27:16,276 --> 00:27:18,905 But Gob had a trick 679 00:27:18,946 --> 00:27:21,824 for helping him forget the shame. 680 00:27:24,118 --> 00:27:26,162 Unfortunately it also helped him forget 681 00:27:26,204 --> 00:27:28,789 that he tried to forget the shame... 682 00:27:28,831 --> 00:27:30,917 - Hey, remember me? - and soon Gob found himself experiencing... 683 00:27:30,958 --> 00:27:33,251 Hey, I'm having myself a little bit of a... 684 00:27:33,293 --> 00:27:35,546 what, on the street, is referred to... 685 00:27:35,588 --> 00:27:37,215 - ...empty bottle situation. - ...as a roofie circle... 686 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:39,050 - I won't forget this. - ...whereby a roofie 687 00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:41,677 is taken the day after a degrading event... 688 00:27:43,637 --> 00:27:48,142 ...too late to erase the memory of the degrading event itself 689 00:27:48,184 --> 00:27:51,145 but not too late to erase the prior day's attempt 690 00:27:51,187 --> 00:27:52,772 to erase the event. 691 00:27:52,813 --> 00:27:55,066 (whistles) 692 00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:56,734 Thus, with no memory of taking the roofie... 693 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:58,402 Hey, remember me? 694 00:27:58,444 --> 00:28:01,239 ...but the memory of the event very much alive... 695 00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:02,865 Been a while. 696 00:28:02,907 --> 00:28:05,201 Oh, I should grab a, uh... oh. 697 00:28:05,243 --> 00:28:07,703 ...the victim of the roofie circle finds himself 698 00:28:07,745 --> 00:28:10,288 constantly trying to re-erase the memory... 699 00:28:10,330 --> 00:28:11,832 What's with the scary guy? 700 00:28:11,874 --> 00:28:14,292 - (speaking Spanish) - Cállate. 701 00:28:14,334 --> 00:28:17,213 ...but only succeeds in erasing the memory 702 00:28:17,255 --> 00:28:19,423 of the attempt to erase the memory. 703 00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:21,217 Days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months... 704 00:28:21,259 --> 00:28:23,385 (laughs) What's with all the Christmas decorations? 705 00:28:23,427 --> 00:28:26,097 ...as relationships grow testier. 706 00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:29,391 And what begins in shame... 707 00:28:29,433 --> 00:28:33,062 - Hey, remember me? - No, no más, no más. 708 00:28:33,104 --> 00:28:35,148 - ...almost always ends... - You remember me? 709 00:28:35,189 --> 00:28:37,191 - You remember me? - ...in a Mexican hospital... 710 00:28:37,233 --> 00:28:39,235 - Remember me? - ...with stage-four syphilis. 711 00:28:39,277 --> 00:28:41,445 (groans) 712 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:43,281 Gob was also wearing out his welcome 713 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:45,616 with Mark and the other hangers-on. 714 00:28:45,658 --> 00:28:47,285 See, told you I knew him. 715 00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:49,870 Can I get a picture with him to show my five-year-old? 716 00:28:49,912 --> 00:28:51,330 You have a five-year-old? 717 00:28:51,371 --> 00:28:52,456 My granddaughter. 718 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,374 - Oh, yeah, right. - Thank you. 719 00:28:56,961 --> 00:28:59,213 - The hell? - Run, run, run. 720 00:28:59,255 --> 00:29:01,507 NARRATOR: And perhaps it was this incident... 721 00:29:01,548 --> 00:29:03,468 - (bleep) Getaway. - ...that inspired Mark Cherry 722 00:29:03,509 --> 00:29:05,552 to actually write a song about Gob. 723 00:29:05,594 --> 00:29:07,596 ♪ Go away, Getaway, stay away, Getaway... ♪ 724 00:29:07,638 --> 00:29:11,350 NARRATOR: But the lyrics were too subtle for Gob to notice. 725 00:29:11,391 --> 00:29:12,977 I know guys just like that. 726 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:14,561 NARRATOR: And as his life in the Malibu colony 727 00:29:14,603 --> 00:29:16,689 was falling apart, he got a call 728 00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:19,942 that his bee colony wasn't doing much better 729 00:29:19,984 --> 00:29:22,236 from a very much alive Johnny Bark. 730 00:29:22,278 --> 00:29:23,988 They're sick. They're going to collapse the whole colony. 731 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:26,073 You tell him about the sick bees? 732 00:29:26,115 --> 00:29:28,326 Jesus, I just said that! 733 00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:29,994 NARRATOR: And Gob returned just in time 734 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:31,411 to catch his friends going out 735 00:29:31,453 --> 00:29:32,663 for the evening without him. 736 00:29:32,705 --> 00:29:34,540 Guys, hurry before he sees us. Come on. 737 00:29:34,581 --> 00:29:36,416 Hey, guys, where we going? 738 00:29:36,458 --> 00:29:39,045 I-I-I'll drive, I just got to put my sick bees in the trunk. 739 00:29:39,086 --> 00:29:40,629 NARRATOR: And perhaps this was the moment 740 00:29:40,671 --> 00:29:43,299 that Gob could sense the tide was turning. 741 00:29:43,341 --> 00:29:45,259 It's my fault, guys. I made a mistake. 742 00:29:47,303 --> 00:29:49,096 (bee buzzing) 743 00:29:49,138 --> 00:29:51,299 NARRATOR: In an effort to remain popular with the gang, 744 00:29:51,307 --> 00:29:54,352 Gob stopped in front of a club to pick up some women. 745 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:57,604 GOB: Who wants to party with Mark Cherry? 746 00:29:57,646 --> 00:29:59,023 Uh, me, me, me... 747 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:01,525 That's one forget-me-now saved, huh, fellas? 748 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:05,238 Oh, looks like we got a real live one, and by alive, I mean 749 00:30:05,279 --> 00:30:07,198 barely alive. 750 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,908 (clamoring) 751 00:30:08,949 --> 00:30:10,117 - Take off your... - Clothes. 752 00:30:10,159 --> 00:30:12,161 - Take off your... - Clothes. 753 00:30:12,203 --> 00:30:13,329 We're having a good time. 754 00:30:13,371 --> 00:30:15,206 We are having a great time. 755 00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,456 - MARK: Hey, Getaway. - Yeah. 756 00:30:16,498 --> 00:30:18,125 You know what'd be really cool? 757 00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:20,044 If you shut the partition. 758 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:23,214 It'd be like, uh, like a joke, like you're our limo driver... 759 00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:24,590 That would be hilarious, right? 760 00:30:24,631 --> 00:30:29,011 "Oh, yes, very good, sir, very good." 761 00:30:29,053 --> 00:30:30,763 Right? 762 00:30:30,804 --> 00:30:32,848 Be like, "I'm... I'm just driving the queen of England," 763 00:30:32,890 --> 00:30:34,641 but we're still-- we're taking our clothes off. 764 00:30:34,683 --> 00:30:36,185 But perhaps if they had not excluded Gob... 765 00:30:36,227 --> 00:30:37,770 DEBRIE: You guys have anything harder? 766 00:30:37,811 --> 00:30:39,855 ...he could have prevented this from happening. 767 00:30:39,897 --> 00:30:42,149 Like, what's in here? You have the good stash in here? 768 00:30:42,191 --> 00:30:43,150 What are you talking about? 769 00:30:43,192 --> 00:30:44,193 (bees buzzing) 770 00:30:44,235 --> 00:30:46,445 (all screaming) 771 00:30:49,156 --> 00:30:52,952 "A lot of traffic out here today, Miss Daisy." 772 00:30:54,161 --> 00:30:55,454 (screaming, bees buzzing) 773 00:30:57,123 --> 00:31:00,209 ♪ Go away, Getaway, stay away, Getaway... ♪ 774 00:31:00,251 --> 00:31:02,044 NARRATOR: On the plus side, 775 00:31:02,086 --> 00:31:04,964 Gob's bees were feeling good enough to sting again. 776 00:31:05,005 --> 00:31:07,216 I see this boat and I'm like, "Those are police boats," 777 00:31:07,258 --> 00:31:08,926 so, anyway, I'm running around 778 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:10,970 and I said, "It's not a trick, it's an illusion..." 779 00:31:11,011 --> 00:31:13,847 To the entourage, the evening was a complete disaster. 780 00:31:13,889 --> 00:31:17,017 Drunken, sick and covered with bee stings, 781 00:31:17,059 --> 00:31:19,145 they had truly hit bottom. 782 00:31:20,438 --> 00:31:22,231 (chuckles) 783 00:31:22,273 --> 00:31:24,524 For Gob, however, it was an amazing night, 784 00:31:24,566 --> 00:31:26,652 and he couldn't wait to forget it. 785 00:31:26,693 --> 00:31:28,988 Hmm, hmm. 786 00:31:29,029 --> 00:31:30,406 Fun night. 787 00:31:30,448 --> 00:31:31,907 (laughs) 788 00:31:31,949 --> 00:31:35,035 A... fun night. 789 00:31:41,417 --> 00:31:43,585 Fun night. (chuckles) 790 00:31:43,627 --> 00:31:45,587 NARRATOR: The next day, Getaway awoke 791 00:31:45,629 --> 00:31:48,799 without a care in the world and snuck to the front door, 792 00:31:48,841 --> 00:31:51,135 trying not to arouse the gang 793 00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:54,180 he assumed would be blissfully sleeping it off all day. 794 00:31:54,221 --> 00:31:56,307 - Wake up! - But Gob had slept through 795 00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:58,351 the seven ambulances that had arrived 796 00:31:58,392 --> 00:32:01,103 after Josh Abramson had swung by to pick up an old computer. 797 00:32:12,448 --> 00:32:14,450 Nonetheless, later that evening, 798 00:32:14,492 --> 00:32:17,495 Gob arrived early at the Opies, an award show 799 00:32:17,577 --> 00:32:20,039 that honored youth in Hollywood, to make sure 800 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,208 that Mark Cherry would be well taken care of... 801 00:32:22,249 --> 00:32:23,709 Where's the coconut shrimp? 802 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:25,169 ...before he was scheduled to perform. 803 00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:28,130 Hey, come on, my guys love coconut shrimp, 804 00:32:28,172 --> 00:32:30,632 especially if they can get it with a little bit of club... 805 00:32:30,674 --> 00:32:32,218 NARRATOR: It was then that Gob noticed 806 00:32:32,259 --> 00:32:34,553 the presence of a competitor from his past. 807 00:32:34,594 --> 00:32:36,596 T.W. 808 00:32:36,638 --> 00:32:38,432 Tony Wonder. 809 00:32:38,474 --> 00:32:40,017 NARRATOR: Gob realized that where there was glitter, 810 00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,853 there must also be Tony Wonder... 811 00:32:42,895 --> 00:32:45,105 and that's when Gob decided 812 00:32:45,147 --> 00:32:47,983 to take advantage of an unexpected diversion 813 00:32:48,025 --> 00:32:50,236 and have a little fun by wedging shut 814 00:32:50,277 --> 00:32:53,155 a panel on the podium he knew Tony Wonder 815 00:32:53,197 --> 00:32:56,534 would pop out of. 816 00:32:58,118 --> 00:32:59,661 You guys want to see a real failed magician? 817 00:32:59,703 --> 00:33:01,247 You might want to get down to the Opies tonight. 818 00:33:01,288 --> 00:33:03,165 It's going to be hysterical. 819 00:33:03,207 --> 00:33:06,001 NARRATOR: And that's when Gob found out that Mark Cherry 820 00:33:06,043 --> 00:33:07,420 had checked into rehab. 821 00:33:07,461 --> 00:33:09,963 Well, come on, you guys, I mean, it's just... 822 00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:13,759 A little alcohol poisoning never killed anyone. 823 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,840 NARRATOR: Actually, alcohol poisoning is responsible 824 00:33:15,844 --> 00:33:17,804 for over 4,000 deaths a year. 825 00:33:17,846 --> 00:33:19,348 Binge drinking-- not cool. 826 00:33:19,390 --> 00:33:21,016 Well, that's a drag. I thought we were friends. 827 00:33:21,058 --> 00:33:22,601 NARRATOR: But, of course, they weren't. 828 00:33:22,642 --> 00:33:24,311 MORT: But Schnoodle's coming out now, too, 829 00:33:24,353 --> 00:33:26,146 - just like Tony Wonder. - And that's when he saw 830 00:33:26,188 --> 00:33:27,606 Tony Wonder come out of a speaker. 831 00:33:27,647 --> 00:33:30,276 TONY: I'm here, I'm queer. 832 00:33:32,652 --> 00:33:34,988 And now I'm in a speaker. 833 00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:36,823 - MORT: No one can stop us. - (explosion) 834 00:33:36,865 --> 00:33:38,451 NARRATOR: It was in that pivotal moment 835 00:33:38,492 --> 00:33:41,579 that Gob realized he had lost his fiancée, 836 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:44,957 his career, his family and his entourage. 837 00:33:44,998 --> 00:33:47,501 I have no one in my life who cares for me. 838 00:33:47,543 --> 00:33:49,044 ("The Sound of Silence" intro playing) 839 00:33:49,086 --> 00:33:50,796 ♪ Hello, darkness... ♪ 840 00:33:50,837 --> 00:33:55,384 ♪ Go away, Getaway, stay away, Getaway... ♪ 841 00:33:55,426 --> 00:33:57,886 Great, and now my boss is on my ass. 842 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:06,186 ♪ Get away, Getaway... ♪ 843 00:34:06,228 --> 00:34:08,069 NARRATOR: Gob nurses the loss of his new family 844 00:34:08,105 --> 00:34:09,856 when he gets a call from his old one. 845 00:34:09,898 --> 00:34:11,233 This is Gob. 846 00:34:11,275 --> 00:34:12,359 LUCILLE (over phone): It's your mother. 847 00:34:12,401 --> 00:34:13,527 We're going to plan "B." 848 00:34:13,569 --> 00:34:15,237 Go see your father in the desert. 849 00:34:15,279 --> 00:34:17,030 He wants you to prepare to be president 850 00:34:17,072 --> 00:34:19,283 - of the Bluth Company. - Yes, finally. 851 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:20,784 I will not disappoint you, Mom. 852 00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:23,537 I am the perfect person to look out for this family. 853 00:34:23,579 --> 00:34:24,788 - (horn honks) - Whoa. 854 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,668 ♪ Hey, I met a girl today... ♪ 855 00:34:29,709 --> 00:34:31,462 ♪ Get away, Getaway... ♪ 856 00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:33,005 NARRATOR: And after collapsing yet another colony, 857 00:34:33,046 --> 00:34:36,091 Gob makes a startling discovery... 858 00:34:37,384 --> 00:34:38,677 My cave. 859 00:34:38,718 --> 00:34:40,346 ...and decides to investigate... 860 00:34:41,263 --> 00:34:43,557 Why didn't you open? 861 00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:45,851 ...only to discover that someone had wedged shut 862 00:34:45,892 --> 00:34:47,353 hissecret compartment 863 00:34:47,394 --> 00:34:49,229 on the day he deserted his Christian bride. 864 00:34:49,271 --> 00:34:51,315 "T." 865 00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:53,484 Tony Wonder. 866 00:34:54,443 --> 00:34:56,529 Tony Wonder. 867 00:34:56,649 --> 00:35:00,059 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com