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NARRATOR: George Michael
Bluth had never been
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- more popular.
- GEORGE MICHAEL (laughing): No.
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He was surrounded by people
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who were thrilled to be in his company.
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Carlos was just... tickling me.
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They're almost out of root beer.
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So I got you one with
the last bit of root beer
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because I remember that
somebody was saying that, um,
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George Michael likes root beer.
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And as his business was taking off...
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I do. Thanks a lot.
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You guys don't have to
do all this, you know?
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This was just a little
get-together for my girlfriend
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to show her I'm doing well, you know?
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- ... so was his romantic life.
- Show her I'm an adult.
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Hey, stop it!
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You're dead, man, you are so dead.
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That was the last root beer snow cone.
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I got that for him, Carlos.
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Teach you for being such a kiss ass, Terry.
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And it was an ex-Bluth Company employee...
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TOM: Come on, you guys, not cool.
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Who was the most grateful
to be in his company.
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- Want any of these?
- No, I'm fine.
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You know, I really appreciate
you guys doing all this.
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I just wish I understood...
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why.
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That's why... because you could ask us
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why we do this, and mean it.
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The fact that you could
be so down to earth...
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CARLOS: And look so young.
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While you're starting this giant company.
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You created an opportunity many of us
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thought we'd never have again.
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See that's the part I
don't understand, Carlos.
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You know my name! What's his name?
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- You're the kiss-ass, Carlos.
- What's his name?
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Okay, guys, I'm gonna learn all your names.
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- I promise.
- REBEL: George.
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- And that's when he heard what
- Rebel.
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- Had become his name.
- What is all this?
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Oh, it's just a little surprise.
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- You did this for me?
- Yes!
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Well... well, they did it for me, but...
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but only because they knew I
wanted to do something for you.
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Maybe we could talk without your friends.
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I mean, these guys aren't
really my friends, you know.
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I barely know their names. (laughs)
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I mean, I know Carlos, but...
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only because of that old song
"Carlos the Tickle Monster."
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Wait, what song is that?
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Oh, god, I knew he made that up.
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But it did help me remember.
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Anyway, don't worry about these
guys... they're not listening
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to a word we're saying.
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How about that kiss?
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We need to talk.
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(partygoers oohing)
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NARRATOR: Now the story of a family
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whose future was abruptly cancelled
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and the one son who had no choice
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but to keep himself together.
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It's George Michael's Arrested Development.
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George Michael's life was very different
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months before developing
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the software program that would
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change his life.
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♪ Those balls in the air ♪
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♪ Those balls in the air. ♪
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- (music stops)
- And...
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that's where the song should've ended.
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So I guess we all got
a little carried away.
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Are you sure? We all
ended at the same time.
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Yeah, well, it's because
you all sped up together.
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(laughs) Now, you know if I was
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playing in your band, I would say,
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"Hey, you know, let's do
the whole fast and loose
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with tempo thing."
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But this is about my demo tape
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to Juilliard and they've got
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to dig what I do so much
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that they start an entire
department for wood block.
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So I'm sorry guys.
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And you're leaving, okay.
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They left early.
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Proves my point.
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She was cute.
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They were playing way
too loud anyway, right?
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Could you even hear the wood block?
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Right at the end.
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We could record you separately,
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and then mix it louder on the computer.
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Well, then I'm not playing in a band.
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I mean, the whole point of the band
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is to showcase my amazing internal clock.
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You know, that's something
you have to be born with.
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Or bred with.
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Which was the case with George Michael.
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Who, as a small child,
appeared in a promotional video
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for a developmental tool called "BabyTock"
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BabyTock! will give your
child a head start at math.
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And if I were a doctor,
I would guarantee you
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that it would also boost
their brain power 110%.
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That's a lot of brain power.
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You've been using BabyTock!, correct?
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- For how long?
- TRACEY: For two months.
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But George Michael really
enjoys listening to the sound.
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And would you say it's...
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changed the power of his brain?
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Uh, well, that's impossible...
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LUCILLE: To deny.
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I've always wanted a smart baby.
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This thing really works, George.
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In fact it came from something that didn't.
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So we're stuck with 5,000 of
these worthless corn-ballers?
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When they were looking to
recoup some of their costs
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after an ill-fated foray
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into the fry-at-home snack-food market.
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Whoa, whoa.
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They're not worthless.
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You know? The timer still works.
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There's no numbers on it,
but it's very loud, so...
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Perfect for those who
like the sound of a clock,
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but don't know their numbers.
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That's good.
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We'll sell this to baby... (yells)
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Mother of (bleep)!
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We should put these in cribs.
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That's not a half puny thought.
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GEORGE MICHAEL: And that Julliard thing is
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confidential from my Dad by the way.
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He's never gonna want me to pursue
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- a career in...
- Hitting a block of wood.
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Music, yes
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You know, he still thinks of
me as the same George Michael
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that I was before my life
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blew apart, you know?
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Before the world cracked me open
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and I became the guy that
you're looking at now.
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George Michael 2.0.
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God, I hate my name.
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The last five years
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had been a whirlwind for George Michael.
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He celebrated going off to college
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- at a party with his family.
- Hey! Next week, huh?
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- Congratulations!
- Thanks.
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- We are so proud.
- We have a little something for you.
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Oh, no, you don't have to do anything.
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I mean, you threw me this... meeting.
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Little something-something...
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to buy a car.
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(laughs): Oh, God, really?
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- No!
- GEORGE: Yes.
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- Maeby!
- (Maeby laughs)
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But the party wouldn't last long.
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- (door opens)
- MICHAEL: You know what?
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I am done with this family.
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I hope you've saved some money,
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'cause you're going to need every dime now.
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What's this?
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Return it... or rip it up.
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- Michael.
- Come on.
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Give it a rip.
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Rip it up... right down the center.
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That's it. Rip it.
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Couple more.
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Did you get it?
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Proud of you.
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Happy birthday.
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- GOB: Happy birthday, George Michael.
- Happy birthday.
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ALL: * Happy birthday to you *
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- * Happy birthday to you... *
- But don't worry.
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Michael did make sure his son got a car...
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Get out of here.
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As he sent him off to college.
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And although he arrived at college
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without his possessions,
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he was finally at a place where he felt
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- he'd fit in.
- (Metallic screeching)
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MAN: Hey, hey, check it out.
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(onlookers laughing)
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(truck door closes)
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(George Michael laughing)
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N... no.
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No, no.
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(laughs): What?
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In his Freshman year, George Michael
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- hit the ground running.
- Sorry.
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He was breaking some of the old taboos.
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- Let's make it a... Pepsi.
- Drinking Pepsi in the morning.
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So, it's a breakfast combo with a Pepsi.
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Sometimes having eggs at night.
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How about some eggs?
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Oh, excuse me, I forgot it wasn't morning.
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He was soon finding that others
enjoyed his sense of humor.
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(laughing): I forgot it wasn't morning.
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A present from his Uncle Gob elevated
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- his newfound confidence.
- Hi.
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My uncle is a magician.
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Before diminishing it.
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But before he knew it
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sophomore year was upon him,
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- and everything got turned up to 11.
- Boom!
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And that's what we call
only being behind by three.
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So then that stuff's all going
on with this Sitwell company.
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And then... we end up playing
them in a softball game.
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Highlights... loyal friends.
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I'm like, "How can that... ?"
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Romance.
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(muffled): Becky.
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Betrayal.
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Becky?
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What's up, Ray?
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You guys broke up.
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Oh, thanks, Ray, I almost forgot.
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The triumph of friendship.
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- What's up, Ray?
- Hey.
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Oh, thanks, Ray, I almost forgot.
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You know who I was thinking
about before you sat down?
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- What?
- Becky.
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Do you remember?
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And as surely as stability returned,
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junior year ushered in a
new era of experimentation...
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It's all about the science of kissing
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between a man and a woman.
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That always has fascinated me.
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Oh, good. Sheila will take you.
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As George Michael tried to compensate
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for the lack of income from his father
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by volunteering for experiments.
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Hi.
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So I don't run off?
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- I hope you're not feeling too awkward.
- Oh, don't be crazy.
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- Okay.
- Now when the mouth
to mouth test begins,
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I'm gonna be yelling out letters
that indicate mouth movements.
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What I need you to do is just give me
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on a scale of one to
ten your pleasure level.
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- Fine.
- Ten being the most
pleasurable, one the least.
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Let's hope we get to ten.
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- Well, work our way up to it.
- Bringing in the mouth unit!
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And that's when he realized
what the straps were for.
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Is that... ? Okay, I guess it's
not, uh, not gonna be a person.
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- And C?
- I think one on C.
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- M? M?
- Oh, one on...
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- M?
- One for sure on... one.
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- And Z?
- One.
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- N?
- One.
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- F? F?
- One. One.
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But it wasn't until his year abroad
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that George Michael got
an education in life.
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Because after a year of trying
not to be an imposing guest
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in his new country,
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he was ready
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for a summer that would end up
turning his life upside down...
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(both yelling in Spanish)
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when the woman whose
children he was nannying...
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(screams)
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opened him up sexually.
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Hey, hey, did Ernesto get his 4:00?
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The drones are coming.
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Nothing matters now.
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- Why do you kiss like this?
- Like what?
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The teeth, they must not be used like this.
264
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It was actually a jaw and lip
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retraction issue, but
she had neither a command
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of the language nor the data that we do.
267
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You make love like a boy.
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Spanish, speak to me in Spanish.
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Because the only way that college credit is
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actually activated is if I have...
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- Dominarme.
- Cook... cook at...
272
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- Cooking at you?
- Overpower me.
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Oh, yes, make me cry.
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You're a terrible mother.
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(high-pitched crying)
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And so it was a very
different George Michael
277
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that returned to school for senior year.
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Eager to unleash his new
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overt sexuality on an unsuspecting campus.
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(laughs) Hey, man.
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It gets better.
282
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(people laughing)
283
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And for George Michael,
284
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senior year did get better.
285
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- He was like a king
- I sort of feel like a king
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- returning to his castle...
- Returning to his castle.
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Only to discover that they thought
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he was two kings.
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Welcome to your castle.
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And they had doubled
the size of his castle.
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Double castle.
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BOTH: Can't wait to meet Michael, George.
293
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It would be the perfect backdrop
294
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to unveil George Michael 2.0.
295
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GEORGE MICHAEL: Todo mio.
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Todo mia?
297
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Mio.
298
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,169
- (knocking)
- But George Michael's
development was about
299
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- to be forestalled.
- Hey.
300
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- Dad.
- Pete died.
301
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Oh, God.
302
00:10:59,634 --> 00:11:02,052
- Uh, who's, uh, Pete?
- Don't worry about it.
303
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Don't you worry about it.
304
00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:05,097
I like this.
305
00:11:05,139 --> 00:11:06,641
- I like the mustache.
- Oh, yeah.
306
00:11:06,683 --> 00:11:08,643
- Oh... it's kind of fun.
- That's great.
307
00:11:08,685 --> 00:11:09,936
Probably gonna want to shave it off
308
00:11:09,978 --> 00:11:11,604
before the start of next quarter.
309
00:11:11,646 --> 00:11:13,147
Otherwise, they're gonna
think you're a musician, huh?
310
00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:15,274
But I love it... dude.
311
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GEORGE MICHAEL: I'm never going to be
312
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louder than an electric guitar.
313
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Maybe using a band to showcase
314
00:11:20,822 --> 00:11:22,532
my wood block skill is a dumb idea.
315
00:11:22,573 --> 00:11:24,158
P-HOUND: Too bad there's no such thing
316
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as an electric wood block.
317
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GEORGE MICHAEL: That sounds
like a mother of an invention.
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NARRATOR: And so they set to work
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inventing a downloadable app
320
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that would allow one to
play an electronic version
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00:11:34,669 --> 00:11:36,462
of a wood block on their smartphone.
322
00:11:36,504 --> 00:11:38,339
You see, that's important.
323
00:11:38,381 --> 00:11:39,757
Well, that's what it is.
324
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So it's basically like you'll always
325
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have a wood block with you.
326
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I can't believe nobody's ever done this.
327
00:11:45,763 --> 00:11:48,140
A quick something search
would have shown the guys
328
00:11:48,182 --> 00:11:51,895
that there were already three
wood block apps on the market.
329
00:11:51,936 --> 00:11:53,813
So, there are three on the market.
330
00:11:53,855 --> 00:11:55,606
Which they did.
331
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(George Michael speaking Spanish)
332
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But even after doing that search,
333
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they were undeterred.
334
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,572
Download them. Come on, let's do it.
335
00:12:02,613 --> 00:12:04,657
I hope we're not doing this on my account.
336
00:12:04,699 --> 00:12:06,325
No, we're doing it so that we can see
337
00:12:06,367 --> 00:12:07,618
what the competition is like.
338
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,662
No, I mean on my iTunes account.
339
00:12:09,704 --> 00:12:11,039
It's 99 cents.
340
00:12:11,079 --> 00:12:12,498
Yeah, times three.
341
00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:14,291
And soon, they realized
342
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:17,461
what kind of competition
they were up against.
343
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:22,800
Well, these are a (bleep) joke.
344
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,552
- (laughing): I know.
- Where are the mallet options?
345
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There's no choice of
wood weight or grain type.
346
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:28,806
There's no diameter hole option.
347
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,433
I mean, what is this, BabyTock?
348
00:12:30,474 --> 00:12:31,768
- BabyTock?
- You know, the sharp
349
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metal box that you put in the crib.
350
00:12:33,603 --> 00:12:35,271
Is that not a well-known... ?
351
00:12:35,312 --> 00:12:37,105
- But this is fine.
- And they set to work.
352
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,482
No, I understand that. I get that.
353
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,526
But it just seems like
you're leaving a hole
354
00:12:40,568 --> 00:12:41,819
just right in the middle of the block.
355
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,821
It won't be a block on anything 3G.
356
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,990
Although some of the work had
to happen outside the room.
357
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,825
Buddy, is that schoolwork?
358
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Which was challenging.
359
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:52,663
And soon, they were
close to finishing an app
360
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,082
they had decided to call...
361
00:12:54,122 --> 00:12:55,750
Woodblock.
362
00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,334
It's taken.
363
00:12:58,419 --> 00:13:00,170
Blockwood.
364
00:13:01,089 --> 00:13:02,465
It's taken.
365
00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:04,008
And that's when he came up with...
366
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,217
Block of Wood?
367
00:13:05,259 --> 00:13:06,636
- Which was also taken.
- Wow.
368
00:13:06,677 --> 00:13:08,512
- Block-block?
- No.
369
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,222
People are going to think we're
in the chicken-noise business.
370
00:13:10,264 --> 00:13:11,641
How is that a chicken noise?
371
00:13:11,682 --> 00:13:14,142
You know... well, it's kind of hard to do
372
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:17,105
in these matador pants, but, you know...
373
00:13:17,145 --> 00:13:19,649
- Block-bl...
- (over phone): Fakeblock is available.
374
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:20,900
Do you want Fakeblock?
375
00:13:20,942 --> 00:13:22,693
Oh, uh, okay. They have Fakeblock.
376
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,320
Okay, yes, we'll take that.
377
00:13:24,361 --> 00:13:26,447
No problem. That's no problem.
378
00:13:26,489 --> 00:13:28,365
Could you hang on to that for me, please?
379
00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,868
And I'll call you back. Thank you.
380
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,370
It's $5,000 for the domain name,
381
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:36,332
and then there's this
whole XML Web site fee.
382
00:13:36,373 --> 00:13:37,583
I got the last one.
383
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:39,376
That was 99 cents.
384
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:40,711
Times three.
385
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,421
And George Michael realized
386
00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:44,007
he needed to bring in some cash.
387
00:13:44,048 --> 00:13:45,508
We actually have a variety of subjects
388
00:13:45,549 --> 00:13:47,384
that high school students need tutoring in.
389
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,970
If you want to just
take a look at that list
390
00:13:49,012 --> 00:13:50,680
and let me know if there's anything there
391
00:13:50,721 --> 00:13:52,598
- that you've handled before.
- There was...
392
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,058
although George Michael
393
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,977
couldn't imagine it was the same Maeby.
394
00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:58,980
Is this "F" in "Maeby F."
her last name or her grade?
395
00:13:59,022 --> 00:14:00,773
Oh, it's her last name.
396
00:14:00,815 --> 00:14:02,232
But her most recent grade is...
397
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:06,029
well, this just shows
an Elvis Presley head.
398
00:14:07,071 --> 00:14:08,823
So, that bad?
399
00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:10,324
I'll take her.
400
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:11,993
Stay on top of her.
401
00:14:12,035 --> 00:14:14,286
You may need to ride her pretty hard.
402
00:14:14,328 --> 00:14:16,497
Hey, you must be...
403
00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:18,290
What?
404
00:14:18,332 --> 00:14:20,501
- This is the girl you broke up with?
- Huh?
405
00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:22,545
What is this? (whispers):
I can't wear this.
406
00:14:22,586 --> 00:14:24,296
Yeah, well, we dated for
a while, but, you know,
407
00:14:24,338 --> 00:14:25,673
I was a kid, and I didn't know
408
00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:27,675
how to kiss yet. I don't know,
409
00:14:27,717 --> 00:14:29,093
for whatever reason, I listened to my dad
410
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,511
who said we shouldn't make it work.
411
00:14:30,553 --> 00:14:32,513
- Was she your first?
- Cousin? No.
412
00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:34,974
Why would you... why would
your mind go right to... ? No.
413
00:14:35,016 --> 00:14:36,934
No, it's just that he was right.
414
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,978
We were kids. I wasn't yet O.S.
415
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,312
- Overtly sexual.
- Overtly sexual.
416
00:14:40,354 --> 00:14:42,439
Right. As I live and breathe. Crazy.
417
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,400
- That's just crazy.
- (Knock on door)
418
00:14:44,441 --> 00:14:45,985
Okay, so listen.
419
00:14:46,027 --> 00:14:48,487
After I let her in, you go
and try and keep my dad out.
420
00:14:48,529 --> 00:14:50,948
All right? I can't let him
get in the way of this one.
421
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,075
Hey, you must be...
422
00:14:52,116 --> 00:14:53,283
But first, he had to cover his tracks.
423
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,161
- What?
- This had to look like fate.
424
00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:56,704
- George Michael?
- Huh?
425
00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:58,831
What is this? Maeby, what are you...
426
00:14:58,873 --> 00:15:01,209
doing here?
427
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,335
- As I live and breathe.
- But for the phrase, "as I live
428
00:15:03,377 --> 00:15:05,088
- I thought you were the girl.
- And breathe," he nailed it.
429
00:15:05,129 --> 00:15:06,756
I'm supposed to tutor a kid from...
430
00:15:06,797 --> 00:15:09,383
High school. Yeah. That's me.
431
00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:11,427
Crazy. That is just crazy.
432
00:15:11,468 --> 00:15:13,387
And even though George
Michael wanted to seduce her,
433
00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:15,305
he couldn't helpbut challenge
434
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,891
her strategy for staying in high school.
435
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:19,643
But still, I mean, you have
to make a living, right?
436
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,062
Don't you need an education?
437
00:15:21,104 --> 00:15:23,522
Well, don't forget... I'm a Harris.
438
00:15:23,564 --> 00:15:25,566
- Harris?
- Yeah.
439
00:15:25,608 --> 00:15:27,735
Someone who "inharris" a lot of money.
440
00:15:27,777 --> 00:15:29,153
Yeah, well, you know,
441
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,405
I wouldn't put all my Anns in that basket.
442
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:33,490
You know, it's fine. You don't get it.
443
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,159
You've never been a risk taker.
444
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,535
I like to (bleep) with people.
445
00:15:36,577 --> 00:15:38,037
That's what I do.
446
00:15:38,079 --> 00:15:40,748
- I'm making a statement.
- P-HOUND: I love it.
447
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:41,916
MAEBY: You know, I knew you were cool
448
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,126
when I saw you wearing that shirt.
449
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:45,002
Thanks.
450
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,212
More betrayal.
451
00:15:46,254 --> 00:15:47,463
Oh, no, I get it, too.
452
00:15:47,504 --> 00:15:49,132
No, I love... I love it, too.
453
00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:53,302
You know, I... I love to... love now.
454
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,512
George Michael found himself
455
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,556
less overtly sexual than he'd hoped.
456
00:15:57,598 --> 00:15:59,850
I made a 40-year-old woman cry in Spain.
457
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,228
P-HOUND: I love making
love to Spanish women.
458
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,980
Get out.
459
00:16:04,021 --> 00:16:06,482
And George Michael slipped
back into seduction mode.
460
00:16:06,523 --> 00:16:10,278
Oh, a man, a woman...
461
00:16:10,319 --> 00:16:11,779
a bedroom.
462
00:16:11,821 --> 00:16:15,741
Let's solve for "X."
463
00:16:15,783 --> 00:16:18,035
I don't know what you're talking about.
464
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,871
Well, you know, in algebra,
you have an unknown element,
465
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,082
and, uh, we call it "X," and then you have
466
00:16:23,124 --> 00:16:26,335
to solve for it to find
out what number "X" is.
467
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,587
"X" isn't a number.
468
00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:30,631
So you don't even really know the basic...
469
00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:32,591
But in that moment, the urge to educate her
470
00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:34,551
was more powerful than
the urge to kiss her.
471
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,263
Let me show you. I'll just
show you some stuff real quick.
472
00:16:37,305 --> 00:16:40,474
All right, so if you take
something like this... 3X+1=10...
473
00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:42,226
And with the algebra lesson complete,
474
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,811
George Michael pivoted back
475
00:16:43,853 --> 00:16:45,855
to his overtly sexual seduction.
476
00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,982
Therefore, when I say,
477
00:16:48,024 --> 00:16:52,402
"You and me in a bedroom,
let's solve for 'X, '" I'm...
478
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:55,072
I'm stating it as a kind of formula.
479
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,490
Yeah, let's get wasted.
480
00:16:56,532 --> 00:16:58,575
Let's drink that formula.
481
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,494
(chuckling): It's not that kind of formula.
482
00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:02,454
No, I'll show you what
a formula is real quick,
483
00:17:02,496 --> 00:17:04,040
- 'cause that's very important.
- (Door opens)
484
00:17:04,081 --> 00:17:05,916
- But when the door opened,
- Dad?
485
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,711
George Michael's window
of opportunity closed.
486
00:17:08,752 --> 00:17:11,130
Bad news... P-Hound is
yanking our chain again.
487
00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:12,798
- MAEBY: Uncle Michael.
- MICHAEL: Oh, my God.
488
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,634
And after a brief
reunion, George Michael had
489
00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:18,054
another opportunity to impress his cousin.
490
00:17:18,095 --> 00:17:20,430
He's got this privacy software,
491
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,683
keeps people from stealing
your stuff. Tell her, pal.
492
00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:25,769
So its privacy software
that's also anti-piracy?
493
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,647
George Michael weighed his options.
494
00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:31,859
Maeby had chastised him
for not taking risks,
495
00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:33,944
and what would be a bigger risk
496
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,779
than perpetuating a lie about software
497
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,615
just to ignite the passions of a woman?
498
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:40,951
Of course, it would be a lie,
499
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,246
and since Maeby wouldn't know it was a lie,
500
00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:45,748
he wouldn't appear to be taking a risk.
501
00:17:45,789 --> 00:17:48,042
Perhaps the bigger risk
was to tell his father
502
00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:49,418
he was lying.
503
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,878
That he came up with it
504
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,880
because he wanted his father to leave
505
00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:55,674
so he could enjoy what
remained of his senior year.
506
00:17:55,716 --> 00:17:58,094
After all, he wondered, wouldn't that be
507
00:17:58,135 --> 00:18:01,264
the course of action taken
by an overtly sexual man...
508
00:18:01,305 --> 00:18:04,016
a man who owns a pair of matador pants?
509
00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:07,937
He had not responded now for 41 seconds,
510
00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:10,273
according to his unfailing internal clock,
511
00:18:10,314 --> 00:18:13,109
and it was time to come clean.
512
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:14,568
Well, thanks. Yeah.
513
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:16,445
It's a... well, it's just a Boolean-driven
514
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:20,490
aggregation, really, of what
programmers call "hacker traps."
515
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:23,493
And he found himself
suddenly and effortlessly
516
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,414
tapping into a long-inbred
instinct for lying.
517
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,750
A Bluth taking his first steps in deceit.
518
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,794
But the more he talked,
519
00:18:31,835 --> 00:18:33,670
the more he actually
started to like the idea.
520
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,423
So, you know, in other words, when...
521
00:18:35,464 --> 00:18:37,300
when you have friends over,
you know, and you're...
522
00:18:37,341 --> 00:18:38,926
you're listening to music and they want
523
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:41,387
to steal your music and
copy your movies or...
524
00:18:41,429 --> 00:18:43,931
or just look at your photos,
you know, this prevents that.
525
00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:47,684
It just neutralizes that so
it's not even a threat anymore.
526
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,728
It's called Fakeblock.
527
00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:51,688
- Great name. Right?
- Yeah, well, you know,
528
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,065
it's super low-hanging fruit.
529
00:18:53,107 --> 00:18:54,566
Someone's going to do it.
530
00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:56,693
We're just trying to
be those guys, you know?
531
00:18:57,778 --> 00:18:59,196
And, impressed with his
532
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,157
- own invention...
- It's a fake profile
533
00:19:01,198 --> 00:19:02,908
that leads hackers away
from your actual data.
534
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,701
He set about making an
impossible dream a reality.
535
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:05,953
You mean something that keeps
536
00:19:05,995 --> 00:19:07,371
everything on the Internet private
537
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,831
and protects everyone's digital rights?
538
00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:10,124
Yeah, I mean, think about it.
539
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,459
Everyone has something
540
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,377
that they want removed from the Internet.
541
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,212
George Michael certainly did.
542
00:19:16,339 --> 00:19:17,881
And if the new software served
543
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,967
no other person than removing this...
544
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,054
it would be worth it.
545
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,056
Ay, dios mio.
546
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,433
I mean, if we could
make something like that,
547
00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:29,018
it could be bigger than Facebook.
548
00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:30,727
I mean, who wouldn't
want something like that?
549
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:31,979
You think you can do it?
550
00:19:32,021 --> 00:19:33,605
No.
551
00:19:33,647 --> 00:19:36,108
No, of course not. No.
552
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:37,985
I mean, this is my chance with Maeby,
553
00:19:38,027 --> 00:19:39,903
and I can't even get rid of my own father.
554
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,572
You know, what if we just did
a vote... just the roommates?
555
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,741
We do a quick vote, and
it's, "Ciao, Fathero."
556
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,036
He's going to know who voted against him.
557
00:19:47,077 --> 00:19:50,706
Not if I get him to vote against himself.
558
00:19:51,665 --> 00:19:53,042
Why would he do that?
559
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,502
No, he wouldn't. He... I...
560
00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:56,128
I was just leaning back,
so it looked like I...
561
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:57,629
I got this chair again, didn't I?
562
00:19:57,671 --> 00:20:00,174
Maybe I just need to be clear and just say,
563
00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:01,717
"I'm putting up a wall.
564
00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:04,053
We need to rework our whole system here."
565
00:20:04,094 --> 00:20:06,722
Sounds like you guys are working
on your privacy software, huh?
566
00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:09,558
And, long story short, Michael did end up
567
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:12,436
embracing the
voting-out-a-roommate idea.
568
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,063
And it's, "Adios, brothiero."
569
00:20:14,104 --> 00:20:15,481
It cannot fail.
570
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,570
That was fun.
571
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:22,905
Did he look betrayed to you?
572
00:20:22,946 --> 00:20:24,407
He kind of always looks that way.
573
00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:27,326
I'm going to catch the bus.
574
00:20:27,368 --> 00:20:29,286
- Bye.
- Well, uh, okay. Hey, listen.
575
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,080
Are you going to come by on Thursday or... ?
576
00:20:31,121 --> 00:20:34,124
Um, I don't think so. I
have this thing in L.A.
577
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,751
Well, can you blow it off? I
mean, you know, you might want
578
00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:37,503
to get "graduating high
school" out of the way.
579
00:20:37,545 --> 00:20:40,423
Well, I'm getting a lifetime
achievement award at this gala.
580
00:20:40,464 --> 00:20:43,509
Well, you might want to get that
out of the way, too, I guess.
581
00:20:43,551 --> 00:20:44,927
Yeah.
582
00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:46,678
Hey, you want me to go
with you to that or... ?
583
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,597
Yeah, I can pick you up at your place.
584
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:51,183
Oh, they're actually
shooting a thing at my place.
585
00:20:51,225 --> 00:20:53,102
As it turns out, they'd end up
586
00:20:53,143 --> 00:20:54,686
- just clubbing a Thing.
- Oh!
587
00:20:54,728 --> 00:20:57,106
You know what? Yeah, that
might actually be a good idea.
588
00:20:57,147 --> 00:20:59,066
Because I can't bring
any of my friends without
589
00:20:59,108 --> 00:21:00,484
getting permission
slips from their parents.
590
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,652
Well, that's not really a problem for me.
591
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:05,030
Yeah, 'cause you just
betrayed yours, right?
592
00:21:05,072 --> 00:21:06,949
MAEBY (chuckling): Awesome.
593
00:21:09,826 --> 00:21:12,162
George Michael and Maeby arrived
594
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:15,249
at a hotel busy with three separate events.
595
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:16,584
(people laughing)
596
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,086
GEORGE MICHAEL (laughing): No, no, no...
597
00:21:19,128 --> 00:21:22,172
Well, it's really nice to be
out with you as adults, you know?
598
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,592
In Spain, they don't even eat
dinner until after 11: 00 p.m.
599
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,594
Wow, Spain really changed you.
600
00:21:26,635 --> 00:21:28,053
Well, you grow up very quickly in Spain.
601
00:21:28,095 --> 00:21:29,721
Oh, my God, I know this guy. Hey.
602
00:21:29,763 --> 00:21:31,014
Hey, man. Hey.
603
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,100
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
604
00:21:34,351 --> 00:21:36,562
What are you on?
605
00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:39,773
Oh, he's nobody.
606
00:21:39,815 --> 00:21:41,609
Oh. It's Justin.
607
00:21:41,650 --> 00:21:43,152
That's David Henrie.
608
00:21:43,193 --> 00:21:44,820
He's Justin from Wizards of Waverly Place.
609
00:21:44,861 --> 00:21:46,071
Hmm.
610
00:21:46,113 --> 00:21:48,365
It's on a lot in Spain.
611
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,242
Well, I'm going to go mingle
with a bunch of 13-year-olds
612
00:21:50,284 --> 00:21:51,535
who think they can still play fifth grade.
613
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:52,911
- Have fun.
- I'll catch up.
614
00:21:52,953 --> 00:21:54,455
And George Michael set out
615
00:21:54,497 --> 00:21:56,873
to re-unleash his overtly sexual persona.
616
00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:59,793
Well, gentlemen, start your engines.
617
00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:01,962
Buenas noches, pequeño Scarlet.
618
00:22:02,004 --> 00:22:03,255
I will be needing a room, please.
619
00:22:03,297 --> 00:22:04,965
How many nights?
620
00:22:05,007 --> 00:22:06,425
Two. Sorry. No, just one night.
621
00:22:06,467 --> 00:22:08,552
I thought you were saying how many people.
622
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:10,929
- And how many beds?
- Two.
623
00:22:10,971 --> 00:22:13,140
- Two.
- No. Uh, one bed.
624
00:22:13,182 --> 00:22:14,975
Why give her the option?
Keep it real simple.
625
00:22:15,017 --> 00:22:17,978
One bed, one night, two people,
let's solve for "X." (laughs)
626
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:20,022
I hate young Hollywood.
627
00:22:20,063 --> 00:22:22,483
MAEBY: It's called Fakeblock, Mort.
628
00:22:22,525 --> 00:22:24,876
- It's going to blow Schnoodle out of the water!
- And it was on his way back
629
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,487
- to Maeby that he heard her say...
- Fakeblock's the next big thing.
630
00:22:26,529 --> 00:22:29,657
- It's called Fakeblock!
- What's this? You're talking... talking about Fakeblock?
631
00:22:29,697 --> 00:22:32,117
-Oh. How does your privacy software work?
- Huh? It's private.
632
00:22:32,249 --> 00:22:34,627
And that's how George
Michael not only met Rebel...
633
00:22:34,668 --> 00:22:37,421
I don't want people to
know that I'm doing this.
634
00:22:37,463 --> 00:22:38,838
But finally found a way to prove
635
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,425
to Maeby that he was a risk taker.
636
00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:44,010
Yes. Yes. George Maharis.
637
00:22:44,052 --> 00:22:46,555
Only to discover, moments later...
638
00:22:46,597 --> 00:22:47,765
- Perfecto!
- ... that she was dating
639
00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:50,726
- an even bigger risk taker.
- De nada.
640
00:22:50,768 --> 00:22:52,978
That's my undercover cop boyfriend.
641
00:22:53,019 --> 00:22:54,396
I'm trying to get him in bed.
642
00:22:54,438 --> 00:22:55,813
Boyfriend?
643
00:22:55,855 --> 00:22:59,359
So funny that didn't come up in the car.
644
00:22:59,401 --> 00:23:01,528
So, how does it work?
645
00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:03,863
Huh? How does what work?
646
00:23:03,905 --> 00:23:05,658
Your privacy software.
647
00:23:05,699 --> 00:23:08,285
How does it protect you from piracy?
648
00:23:08,327 --> 00:23:09,953
Oh, I don't know.
649
00:23:09,995 --> 00:23:12,247
Don't worry about it.
650
00:23:12,289 --> 00:23:15,167
No, no, no. No, you
really piqued my interest.
651
00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:17,628
I'm sorry.
652
00:23:17,670 --> 00:23:20,172
And discouraged that he'd lost Maeby,
653
00:23:20,213 --> 00:23:23,300
he tried to salvage his night
654
00:23:23,342 --> 00:23:25,678
by taking a picture of Gibby from "iCarly."
655
00:23:25,719 --> 00:23:28,096
As he was doing this,
however, this happened.
656
00:23:28,138 --> 00:23:30,516
(loud explosion, people screaming)
657
00:23:30,557 --> 00:23:33,185
The explosion caused an electrical surge
658
00:23:33,226 --> 00:23:35,646
rendering the Schnoodle
software inoperable.
659
00:23:35,688 --> 00:23:38,357
Which, to those who saw him,
660
00:23:38,398 --> 00:23:40,651
seemed like a genius act of cyber sabotage,
661
00:23:40,693 --> 00:23:42,944
which led to this.
662
00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:45,823
- What happened?
- Ah, it's dead.
663
00:23:45,863 --> 00:23:48,325
That geek Maharis
destroyed the whole thing.
664
00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:50,994
And you know why? Just because he could.
665
00:23:51,036 --> 00:23:53,871
Those Internet geniuses...
that's what they do. I'm ruined.
666
00:23:53,913 --> 00:23:56,166
I'll probably never get
to drive the Schnoodle car.
667
00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:58,001
We should work together.
668
00:23:58,043 --> 00:23:59,628
- No.
- Smart.
669
00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:04,257
And a few days later,
it would lead to this.
670
00:24:04,299 --> 00:24:06,593
I'm John Beard. Here's
your 15 seconds of news.
671
00:24:06,635 --> 00:24:08,178
Fakeblock's mystery man, George Maharis,
672
00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:10,430
may have just found a way to screw a cap
673
00:24:10,472 --> 00:24:13,183
on the Internet, and
investors are lining up
674
00:24:13,225 --> 00:24:14,810
to fill the company's tank with money,
675
00:24:14,852 --> 00:24:16,478
even though he himself remains anonymous.
676
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,314
That's all the news
that's fit to pump. I quit.
677
00:24:19,356 --> 00:24:21,400
NARRATOR: By the time
678
00:24:21,441 --> 00:24:23,360
George Michael returned tocampus,
679
00:24:23,402 --> 00:24:26,196
even his roommate had heard
of George Maharis' Fakeblock.
680
00:24:26,238 --> 00:24:27,740
This George Maharis guy stole our name,
681
00:24:27,781 --> 00:24:29,700
but we have it registered,
682
00:24:29,742 --> 00:24:31,493
so we can sell it to him for a fortune.
683
00:24:31,535 --> 00:24:32,745
No, I am George Maharis!
684
00:24:32,786 --> 00:24:34,204
I'm behind the whole thing.
685
00:24:34,246 --> 00:24:35,748
I... I wanted to impress Maeby,
686
00:24:35,789 --> 00:24:37,999
so I told her that I created
this privacy software.
687
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,668
Why would you do that?
688
00:24:39,710 --> 00:24:41,378
You know, it's like the
time that you told that girl
689
00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:43,088
that you were George Takei's son.
690
00:24:43,129 --> 00:24:45,716
Well, it's too late.
This thing's taking off.
691
00:24:45,758 --> 00:24:48,677
They're saying Fakeblock
knocked out Schnoodle.
692
00:24:48,719 --> 00:24:50,512
That was a coincidence. It
must have been a power surge.
693
00:24:50,554 --> 00:24:52,681
Well, we got to get something... at least
694
00:24:52,723 --> 00:24:54,307
get our five grand back.
695
00:24:54,349 --> 00:24:56,059
Well, I put in the five grand,
you put in three dollars.
696
00:24:56,101 --> 00:24:58,061
Well, you may have put in
the most money to Fakeblock,
697
00:24:58,103 --> 00:24:59,813
but I put in the first three dollars,
698
00:24:59,855 --> 00:25:01,273
so that makes you a hop-on.
699
00:25:01,314 --> 00:25:02,982
No, you're the hop-on, Paul,
700
00:25:03,024 --> 00:25:05,569
and I know exactly who
you're trying to hop on to.
701
00:25:05,611 --> 00:25:07,195
- Maeby.
- Maeby.
702
00:25:07,237 --> 00:25:10,741
Yeah, well, you know
she's dating a cop, right?
703
00:25:10,783 --> 00:25:12,242
- Yeah, she likes risk takers, like the P...
-MAEBY: Hi.
704
00:25:12,284 --> 00:25:13,869
Hound...
705
00:25:13,911 --> 00:25:16,121
Keep moving. Can you believe this?
706
00:25:16,162 --> 00:25:18,039
- Maeby was excited...
- Fakeblock! It's exploding!
707
00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:19,875
- ... but George Michael knew
- I got my PR company fanning it
708
00:25:19,917 --> 00:25:21,334
the stakes were too high
for him to continue the lie.
709
00:25:21,376 --> 00:25:22,502
And I even cashed in a favor
710
00:25:22,544 --> 00:25:23,629
to get us mentioned on "Mad Money."
711
00:25:23,670 --> 00:25:25,046
You know, I think we just might want
712
00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:27,132
to slow down a little bit
on the whole Fakeblock thing
713
00:25:27,173 --> 00:25:29,092
'cause I'm still not 100% finished with it.
714
00:25:29,134 --> 00:25:30,469
Well, how finished are you with it?
715
00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:32,721
200%? 500%
716
00:25:32,763 --> 00:25:34,264
I also feel like I'm not 100% finished
717
00:25:34,306 --> 00:25:35,933
- with your math tutoring.
- And then Maeby said something
718
00:25:35,973 --> 00:25:39,853
- that made his change his mind.
- Do we have those books here?
719
00:25:39,895 --> 00:25:41,396
MAEBY: I trust you, George Michael.
720
00:25:41,438 --> 00:25:42,481
I would not get into bed with you
721
00:25:42,522 --> 00:25:43,941
on this thing if I didn't trust you.
722
00:25:43,981 --> 00:25:47,193
No. Yeah, of... of course
you can trust me in bed.
723
00:25:47,235 --> 00:25:48,946
No, I mean, I trust you
not to take advantage of me.
724
00:25:48,986 --> 00:25:52,407
No. I wouldn't. We would...
we would just lie there.
725
00:25:52,449 --> 00:25:55,076
We'd just lie there? I mean,
I'm talking about business.
726
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,497
So am I. That's why we
would just lie there.
727
00:25:58,538 --> 00:26:00,624
Okay. (laughs) 'Cause I was going to say,
728
00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:02,083
when you become an Internet billionaire,
729
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,544
you could do whatever
you want with me in bed.
730
00:26:04,586 --> 00:26:06,588
It was that. That's what
made him change his mind.
731
00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:08,882
- I will. I will.
- And if it was so wrong to lie,
732
00:26:08,924 --> 00:26:11,134
surely he would receive some sort of sign.
733
00:26:11,176 --> 00:26:12,970
Oh, hey, I should get this.
734
00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:15,263
- But that wasn't it.
- Hi, Uncle Gob.
735
00:26:15,305 --> 00:26:16,682
That was his uncle Gob wanting
to meet him at a gay club
736
00:26:16,723 --> 00:26:18,266
- to tell him his father
- I need to see you tonight.
737
00:26:18,308 --> 00:26:20,602
- Was anxious to see him.
- It's about your father and you.
738
00:26:20,644 --> 00:26:22,061
Really? Is... is he upset?
739
00:26:22,103 --> 00:26:24,773
- GOB: Do I seem like a clown to you?
- I got it.
740
00:26:24,815 --> 00:26:26,358
George Michael was
worried, and even more so,
741
00:26:26,399 --> 00:26:28,610
when he caught up with
his uncle at a magic club.
742
00:26:28,652 --> 00:26:30,362
That Fakeblock thing will scrub it away.
743
00:26:30,403 --> 00:26:31,989
You know about Fakeblock?
You know that's my software.
744
00:26:32,029 --> 00:26:34,407
I wonder if my dad
thinks I'm blowing him off
745
00:26:34,449 --> 00:26:36,493
because that's starting to take off now.
746
00:26:36,535 --> 00:26:38,411
Well, you should go
find out 'cause I do know
747
00:26:38,453 --> 00:26:40,706
that your dad is really,
really, really upset with you.
748
00:26:40,747 --> 00:26:42,499
He is upset? I asked you that.
749
00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:44,668
That was literally the
first thing I asked you.
750
00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:46,712
So you're giving me these crazy...
751
00:26:46,753 --> 00:26:48,171
Mad?
752
00:26:48,213 --> 00:26:50,215
So, it was a very shaken George Michael
753
00:26:50,256 --> 00:26:52,801
who arrived later at the Ealing Club...
754
00:26:52,843 --> 00:26:54,344
What do you mean, I'm already
up there? Obviously, I'm not...
755
00:26:54,386 --> 00:26:56,095
as a frustrated Andy
Richter was having trouble
756
00:26:56,137 --> 00:26:57,806
already up there because I'm here.
757
00:26:57,848 --> 00:26:59,349
Getting into the club he was a member of.
758
00:26:59,391 --> 00:27:01,768
It's my stupid brother!
He looks just like me.
759
00:27:01,810 --> 00:27:04,396
I'll just go up, I'll find
him, I'll... Oh, come on.
760
00:27:04,437 --> 00:27:05,731
Oh, hey, Donny!
761
00:27:05,772 --> 00:27:07,106
Hey, I had you for a semester at Openings.
762
00:27:07,148 --> 00:27:08,525
Yeah, okay, all right.
763
00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:10,235
Hey, come. I'm... I'm his guest.
764
00:27:10,276 --> 00:27:11,695
Is this man your guest?
765
00:27:11,737 --> 00:27:13,488
Oh, no, no. I'm just meeting my dad here.
766
00:27:13,530 --> 00:27:14,907
Oh, screw this. I'm going up.
767
00:27:14,948 --> 00:27:16,533
- Oh, come on.
- Going up, going up.
768
00:27:16,575 --> 00:27:18,493
Oh, come on!
769
00:27:18,535 --> 00:27:20,286
Oh, some Openings child you are, man!
770
00:27:20,328 --> 00:27:22,831
And George Michael girded himself
771
00:27:22,873 --> 00:27:25,417
for his first meeting with his father
772
00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:27,335
since he voted him out of the dorm.
773
00:27:27,377 --> 00:27:28,962
Hi. Yeah, just a sea-breeze, please.
774
00:27:29,004 --> 00:27:30,589
Make it a strong one.
775
00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:32,007
Put some stank on that.
776
00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:33,508
George?
777
00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:35,510
George Maharis?
778
00:27:35,552 --> 00:27:37,345
And that's when he heard
779
00:27:37,387 --> 00:27:40,807
the name he'd forgotten
he'd given out as his own.
780
00:27:40,849 --> 00:27:43,351
So he tried not to act surprised to hear it
781
00:27:43,393 --> 00:27:44,770
when he saw it was Rebel.
782
00:27:44,811 --> 00:27:46,187
I see you.
783
00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:48,023
Unfortunately, that meant being stuck
784
00:27:48,065 --> 00:27:49,608
affecting a blasé attitude.
785
00:27:49,649 --> 00:27:51,150
Rebel Alley?
786
00:27:51,192 --> 00:27:52,485
We spoke three days ago.
787
00:27:52,527 --> 00:27:54,529
I know, I know. I remember.
788
00:27:54,571 --> 00:27:56,949
- Are you a member here?
- No, I'm not.
789
00:27:56,990 --> 00:27:59,034
No, I just walked in past
the big black security guard.
790
00:27:59,076 --> 00:28:00,493
All of which now worked against him.
791
00:28:00,535 --> 00:28:02,203
Okay, you know what?
792
00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:04,039
I was trying to be nice,
but you're just a jerk.
793
00:28:04,081 --> 00:28:06,541
You're a bigger jerk than
Andy Richter over there!
794
00:28:06,583 --> 00:28:07,960
ANDY: Loosen up, bitch.
795
00:28:08,001 --> 00:28:09,502
I'm Andy Richter!
796
00:28:09,544 --> 00:28:13,298
I probably make, like,
$8,000 a day or something.
797
00:28:13,339 --> 00:28:15,467
Hey, I'm... I'm sorry. I... I...
798
00:28:15,508 --> 00:28:17,928
You know, I'm in the
middle of a whole thing
799
00:28:17,970 --> 00:28:19,846
with my dad right now, and I, um...
800
00:28:19,888 --> 00:28:22,808
I didn't mean to be...
however I just came off.
801
00:28:22,849 --> 00:28:23,976
Badly.
802
00:28:24,017 --> 00:28:25,435
Well, I'm sorry, you know.
803
00:28:25,477 --> 00:28:27,520
I've never met a beautiful actress before.
804
00:28:27,562 --> 00:28:28,772
Oh, so you do know who I am?
805
00:28:28,814 --> 00:28:30,356
God, of course I know who you are!
806
00:28:30,398 --> 00:28:32,358
You were in the remake
of "Dangerous Cousins."
807
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,444
I signed up to Netflix
because of that movie.
808
00:28:34,486 --> 00:28:36,071
Uh-huh.
809
00:28:36,113 --> 00:28:38,406
I think I was thrown that you
were interested in who I am.
810
00:28:38,448 --> 00:28:39,992
Well, you are George Maharis.
811
00:28:40,033 --> 00:28:42,243
- Everyone's talking about your software company.
- Oh, yeah.
812
00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:45,914
I'm sure women are just
throwing themselves at your feet.
813
00:28:45,956 --> 00:28:49,417
Well, you know, I, uh... I
prefer a woman who aims higher.
814
00:28:49,459 --> 00:28:52,004
(Rebel laughs loudly,
George Michael laughs)
815
00:28:52,045 --> 00:28:54,756
- That was funny.
- Yeah, I know.
816
00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:56,091
- That was good. That was...
- Smooth.
817
00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:58,384
Smooth. Hey, we have
the same taste in words.
818
00:28:58,426 --> 00:29:00,804
Okay, should we get a drink? I'm buying.
819
00:29:00,846 --> 00:29:03,598
I don't want you to think
I'm after you for your money.
820
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,058
George Michael was
thrown by what was clearly
821
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:06,309
Rebel's stated interest in him.
822
00:29:06,351 --> 00:29:07,853
MAN: George Michael? George Michael?
823
00:29:07,894 --> 00:29:09,312
Which is perhaps why he ignored the page...
824
00:29:09,354 --> 00:29:10,772
- MAN: George Michael?
- ... that he assumed
825
00:29:10,814 --> 00:29:12,816
- was from his father.
- George Michael?
826
00:29:12,858 --> 00:29:16,319
Is George Michael here?
Is George Michael here?
827
00:29:16,361 --> 00:29:17,779
(laughing): Oh, God.
828
00:29:17,821 --> 00:29:19,156
Just remind me not to go in the men's room!
829
00:29:19,197 --> 00:29:21,491
(laughter)
830
00:29:21,533 --> 00:29:22,742
Uh, would you excuse me?
831
00:29:22,784 --> 00:29:24,327
I... I'm just gonna use the men's room.
832
00:29:24,369 --> 00:29:26,454
- Okay.
- And while checking
833
00:29:26,496 --> 00:29:28,123
his messages, he got some good news.
834
00:29:28,165 --> 00:29:30,458
MICHAEL: Hey, buddy,
it's Dad. Um, I am having
835
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,085
real trouble getting up there.
836
00:29:32,127 --> 00:29:34,379
Uh, this traffic is unbelievable.
837
00:29:34,420 --> 00:29:37,674
We got a light aircraft right
in the middle of the freeway.
838
00:29:37,716 --> 00:29:40,177
Call me back when you get this?
839
00:29:40,218 --> 00:29:43,596
But while Michael was
leaving a second message,
840
00:29:43,638 --> 00:29:44,973
George Michael left one for him.
841
00:29:45,015 --> 00:29:47,225
- (phone chimes)
- Oh. Hey, hang on. This is you.
842
00:29:47,266 --> 00:29:49,144
Hey, it's me. You know what?
843
00:29:49,186 --> 00:29:51,646
I bet we're sitting in the exact
same traffic; this is a mess.
844
00:29:51,688 --> 00:29:53,398
Now hoping to ensure
845
00:29:53,439 --> 00:29:55,150
that his father didn't
make it to their meeting.
846
00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:56,735
Maybe that's better. Oh,
God, they're forcing us off.
847
00:29:56,776 --> 00:29:58,195
Oh, God, they're forcing us off,
848
00:29:58,236 --> 00:29:59,696
but you know, we can
just do this another time
849
00:29:59,738 --> 00:30:02,032
if that works. Maybe that's better.
850
00:30:02,074 --> 00:30:04,659
Oh, they're closing the
lanes. Oh, this is beautiful.
851
00:30:04,701 --> 00:30:07,954
Same traffic. Unreal.
852
00:30:07,996 --> 00:30:10,082
Unreal. Kind of looking around for you now.
853
00:30:10,123 --> 00:30:12,042
Maybe you're right near me.
854
00:30:12,084 --> 00:30:13,626
Anyhow, if you get this,
855
00:30:13,668 --> 00:30:17,380
maybe we will just meet... somewhere else.
856
00:30:17,422 --> 00:30:18,965
Gonna hang up now.
857
00:30:19,007 --> 00:30:21,134
I'm going to video this
and send it in to the news.
858
00:30:21,176 --> 00:30:22,802
Glad you're getting some footage of this,
859
00:30:22,844 --> 00:30:24,554
'cause I can't really
get a good angle myself.
860
00:30:24,596 --> 00:30:26,890
They're forcing us off here
like a bunch of animals.
861
00:30:26,932 --> 00:30:28,975
You know, maybe we'll do this
another time, 'cause this is...
862
00:30:29,017 --> 00:30:30,852
It's sad to say, but it's left me...
863
00:30:30,894 --> 00:30:32,437
animals. You know maybe
we'll do this another time.
864
00:30:32,478 --> 00:30:33,772
It's sad to say,
865
00:30:33,813 --> 00:30:35,190
but it's left me pretty shaken up.
866
00:30:35,232 --> 00:30:37,525
God, I just hope there
are no kids on that plane.
867
00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:39,318
'Cause, you know, they don't
have any choice in the matter.
868
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,362
- (phone chimes)
- Well, I'll tell you what.
869
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:42,948
I feel worse for the parents, okay?
870
00:30:42,989 --> 00:30:44,449
Probably the kids thought
871
00:30:44,490 --> 00:30:46,492
that they could fly the
plane all by themselves.
872
00:30:46,534 --> 00:30:49,704
Bet you 500 bucks they find
a dead kid behind the stick.
873
00:30:49,746 --> 00:30:52,624
You know, or maybe on the dead dad's lap
874
00:30:52,665 --> 00:30:54,960
whose only fault was
loving that kid too much
875
00:30:55,001 --> 00:30:56,419
and letting him fly the plane.
876
00:30:56,461 --> 00:30:58,337
Next thing he knows,
he's bouncing of the top
877
00:30:58,379 --> 00:31:00,339
of the Sports Chalet onto
the express lane of the 605.
878
00:31:00,381 --> 00:31:02,217
- I'll bet you 500 bucks.
- Michael was hurt
879
00:31:02,259 --> 00:31:05,511
- and on his way out...
- See you. I'm out of your hair.
880
00:31:05,553 --> 00:31:07,346
When he heard something
that cheered him up.
881
00:31:07,388 --> 00:31:09,307
The guy that was harassing
Rebel... he's on his way down.
882
00:31:09,348 --> 00:31:10,892
Say, Rebel?
883
00:31:10,934 --> 00:31:13,186
Hey, Andy Richter.
884
00:31:13,228 --> 00:31:14,896
Michael Bluth. How you doing, Andy?
885
00:31:14,938 --> 00:31:16,648
Oh, yeah. I... I'm Andy.
886
00:31:16,689 --> 00:31:19,234
So, I know him. Can I
get on your membership,
887
00:31:19,276 --> 00:31:20,986
- and can you vouch for me? Okay?
- Oh, yeah, sure.
888
00:31:21,027 --> 00:31:22,195
Whatever you want... it's on Andy.
889
00:31:22,237 --> 00:31:23,571
Thank you.
890
00:31:23,613 --> 00:31:25,157
It's on this rich (bleep)hole.
891
00:31:25,198 --> 00:31:26,616
Bye.
892
00:31:26,658 --> 00:31:28,451
But before Michael could find Rebel,
893
00:31:28,493 --> 00:31:30,996
he ran into the man, that at that point,
894
00:31:31,037 --> 00:31:33,081
he still thought was her lover.
895
00:31:33,123 --> 00:31:34,373
Ron!
896
00:31:34,415 --> 00:31:36,709
- Hey.
- No, no. It's Michael.
897
00:31:36,751 --> 00:31:39,963
Michael Bluth... doing the
film about my family and...
898
00:31:40,005 --> 00:31:42,048
Yeah, when are we gonna get
your kid's signature, though?
899
00:31:42,090 --> 00:31:43,382
- Yeah, I'm working on it.
- Oh.
900
00:31:43,424 --> 00:31:44,717
- And I... I got a hold of him.
- Oh, oh.
901
00:31:44,759 --> 00:31:46,136
And we're gonna meet here tonight,
902
00:31:46,178 --> 00:31:47,553
but I think that he's blowing me off.
903
00:31:47,595 --> 00:31:50,056
Well, yeah, kids will be kids, right?
904
00:31:50,098 --> 00:31:52,267
Well, you know, a month
ago, I would have told you
905
00:31:52,309 --> 00:31:54,686
that he and I were exactly
the same, that we were twins.
906
00:31:54,727 --> 00:31:59,482
But now, I wouldn't even
think of my son as my brother.
907
00:31:59,524 --> 00:32:01,734
You know, the thing is...
908
00:32:01,776 --> 00:32:04,279
He's busy.
909
00:32:08,449 --> 00:32:10,618
George Michael finds himself the subject
910
00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:12,620
of a lawsuit over the ownership
911
00:32:12,662 --> 00:32:14,622
- of Fakeblock.
- Could you put in a good word
912
00:32:14,664 --> 00:32:16,124
on the missing Lucille 2 case?
913
00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:17,458
That's a career maker.
914
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,543
That's an O.J.
915
00:32:18,584 --> 00:32:20,128
You just need one of those. Huh?
916
00:32:20,170 --> 00:32:23,506
Uh, excuse me, uh, but was
it or was it not my client
917
00:32:23,548 --> 00:32:26,759
who put up the initial seed
money for the block software
918
00:32:26,801 --> 00:32:29,971
that served as the underlying
architecture of Fakeblock?
919
00:32:30,013 --> 00:32:32,640
- It was 99 cents.
- Times three.
- Times three.
920
00:32:32,682 --> 00:32:34,267
Times three.
921
00:32:36,602 --> 00:32:39,438
Can I say something to my client?
922
00:32:40,606 --> 00:32:41,733
Take to the sea!
923
00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:52,734
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