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NARRATOR: George Michael was
playing a game of lie tag
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- with his father.
- Wait, I bet we're sitting
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in the exact same traffic.
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God, I just hope there
are no kids on that plane.
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500 bucks they find a dead kid...
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Currently each claimed
to be stuck in traffic
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behind a light aircraft
that had landed on the 605.
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Loving that kid too much and
letting him fly the plane.
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And... and you know what? One more thing.
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I think I accidentally had
the phone flipped around.
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I recorded my face the
whole time, you know?
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Smartphone, stupid man.
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Pal, why don't you loop
around and film this thing.
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Someone's got to tell the story.
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Michael hung up feeling confident
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he'd had the last word.
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- (phone chimes)
- Kidding me?
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GEORGE MICHAEL: Missed you again, damn.
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But, you know, I got out of my car here,
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and I'm, uh, standing
here now with a paramedic
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named Tim Ridge... Ridgley...
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Can I record some video over there?
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- No cameras allowed.
- No camera...
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They're being real tight-assed
about this camera thing.
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But George Michael was
proving more adept at lying
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than anyone suspected.
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Getting back in my car now.
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You know, thank God we
weren't on that plane.
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Which would come in handy with a woman
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who only knew him as George Maharis.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, sorry, that was my dad.
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He can be kind of hard to
get off the phone sometimes.
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(sighs) Tell me about it.
At least he wasn't drunk
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and bitching about Don Ameche
not knowing his lines inCocoon.
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He... he's actually great.
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If anything, I've been
kind of a lousy son lately,
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but, you know, it's just...
I mean, at some point,
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I've got to start living my life.
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No, I know. I mean, my dad is
the nicest guy in the world,
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- but he just doesn't get it.
- (Elevator bell dings)
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I have to live my life my way.
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It's like he's always checking up on me.
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- Does yours do that?
- Yeah, no, once in a while.
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You want to go in here?
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(gasps) Yeah, okay.
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♪ ♪
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- MICHAEL: Ron.
- RON: Hey.
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No, no, it's Michael. Michael Bluth...
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doing the film about my family and...
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RON: Yeah, when are we gonna
get your kid's signature though?
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- MICHAEL: I'm working on it.
- Oh.
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- And I... I got a hold of him.
- Oh, oh.
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And we're gonna meet here tonight,
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but I think that he's blowing me off.
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RON: Well, yeah, kids will be kids, right?
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MICHAEL: Well, you know, a month ago,
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I would've told you that he
and I were exactly the same,
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that we were twins, you know?
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But now, I wouldn't even think of
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my son as my brother.
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Although, in fairness,
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this is something a Bluth brother would do.
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Now the story of a family
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whose future was abruptly cancelled
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and the one son who had no choice
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but to keep himself together.
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It's George Michael's Arrested Development.
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NARRATOR: George Michael was a new man.
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He had finally cast off the shackles
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- of his cautious persona,
- MAN: Come on, man, throw it.
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And he was ready to play with the big boys.
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- Okay, I'm good!
- You all right?
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That's it for me.
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You guys keep playing.
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(laughs)
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Oh, too funny.
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- Oh!
- (Men cheering)
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But later, at the student health center,
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he was reminded of the man
who'd always supported him...
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Who would you like us to
call in case of an emergency?
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And who he'd now twice hurt.
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My dad.
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And that night, Michael,
trying to impress Rebel
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by being a down-to-earth rich guy...
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although by doing so, he was neither...
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Beverly Hills billionaires
who can't go two minutes
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- without putting his phone...
- Got this call.
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I got to take this. Hold
on one second. Hello.
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Hey, George Michael.
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You stuck in traffic, pal?
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You know, I just feel terrible
that we couldn't get together
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the other night, and,
uh, I miss you, you know.
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But I'm free all night if...
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But Michael hadn't forgiven George Michael.
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People in politics involved and I just...
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You know, I can't get away this time.
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It seemed the two men were
growing less alike every day.
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And although George Michael felt guilty,
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- George Maharis was already
- Oh, God, I've got to get this.
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Planning his evening
with, as it turned out,
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someone who had also just
been put off by his father.
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Hi, Rebel, it's George Mi... haris.
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My night just freed up, and I
was wondering if you wanted...
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I thought you were having
dinner with your dad.
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Well, you know older guys...
the night ends for them at 8:00.
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I think I could use a
break from the old guys.
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And I've already got
some birth control in me
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that I paid for myself,
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and I'd hate to let it go to waste.
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Well, that's perfect,
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because I'm not quite
ready to have children.
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So, as he straightened up his room,
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- he got this call.
- (Cell phone ringing)
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- Hey, Dad.
- George Michael, hey.
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Got out of it.
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I just... I made a ton of people angry,
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but you know what I always say: family...
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Well, aw, gosh, you know, I
really wanted to, uh, do that,
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but I just had this work thing come up.
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And, uh, it's like you always say:
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family first, unless there's a work thing,
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and then work first.
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I have said that, too.
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- Uh, so another time.
- Okay.
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But he had another problem
he had to deal with.
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- P-Hound.
- Hey, George Michael.
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- Hey.
- Look, I got us a peace pizza.
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Oh, that's great... hey, you've got to go.
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What did you do with my stuff?
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- I've just got a girl coming over and...
- Maeby?
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It's not Maeby, no. But,
um, could you please leave?
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Okay, first you "F" me with Fakeblock,
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and then you're gonna kick me out
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when you have a hottie coming over?
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- I have roommate rights.
- Well, you know what?
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You voided your rights when you took
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this picture of Maeby brushing her teeth.
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- Not against the rules.
- Still a little weird,
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- don't you think?
- But not against the rules.
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- Well...
- You know what?
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This is no longer a peace pizza.
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- That is a war pizza.
- Okay, that's fine.
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Do you want to take it back or... ?
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No, I already ate. Th... that's for you.
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- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Enjoy your war pizza!
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The pizza hadn't even
cooled before Rebel arrived.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Oh, so this is a dorm.
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This is a dorm.
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Well, I suppose anything goes in a dorm.
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You got that right.
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Although, we should probably go inside,
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because they don't like us
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hanging out in the hallways, actually.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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George Michael had just
officially gotten over Maeby.
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Thanks for, uh, keeping it down for my R.A.
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You were keeping it down, right?
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You know what really
impresses me about you?
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How little you try to impress me.
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Well, I aim to not please. (chuckles)
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I just came from a dinner
with this right-wing politician
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and his date, who was an actual hooker.
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Oh, my God, they sound
like terrible people.
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- Oh, they were.
- Huh.
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So, wait, is this where
you conceived Fakeblock?
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It was George Michael's first chance
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to truly be unpretentious
and undo the big lie.
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On the other hand, she thought
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he was an unpretentious software genius.
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If she were to learn that he
was merely a wood block player
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with a heightened ability
to track the passage of time,
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perhaps she would rightly feel
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lack of pretention should be a given.
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It was after second 23 that he said...
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24. Yes, it was, uh, right in here.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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This is like making love
with the Wright brothers
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in their bicycle shop.
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I'm sure she just meant one of them.
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Hey, how about her knowing
they had a bicycle shop?
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Just a little token...
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The next morning, he walked her to her car.
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(sighs) Listen, I got to go shoot a PSA.
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I'll text you from the car.
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Oh, no, don't... don't do...
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- Action.
- Tweet and drive.
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Yeah, that was good, but it's "text."
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And we need the word "don't."
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And upon returning to his dorm,
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he discovered that P-Hound had
officially filed a grievance
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with the student housing office.
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DOUG: So P-Hound claims
that George Michael...
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Make a note of that; that's one person.
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Oh, I know, I know.
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Messed with his stuff
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and stole some software thing?
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Yeah, and, uh, George Michael claims
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that nobody can live with P-Hound.
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Somebody's got to go.
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O... okay, it's time for a vote.
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We'll each get one vote.
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Oh, well, that doesn't really seem fair,
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because you guys are obviously
gonna vote for the same person.
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Oh, right, yeah, 'cause, uh, we're twins,
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and, uh, we have no sense
of ourselves as individuals.
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That's right.
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BOTH: Fine.
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We'll each get a half vote.
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And the four men cast their three votes.
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DOUG: It's a tie.
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Uh, one and a half to one and a half.
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The twins were proud to show that they
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voted differently from one another.
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Eh, we're gonna need a tiebreaker, ugly.
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Fortunately, they were able to bring in
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two more half voters...
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- It's a tie. Two to two.
- ... who also proved
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they were capable of
having opposite opinions.
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Double tie!
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- Yeah! Whoo!
- Yeah! Whoo!
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To break the tie, more members of twin club
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joined the electorate...
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a quadruple tie!
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Which also jammed up the works.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah! Go, yeah.
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Maybe we should just bring
in a single person now.
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Uh, you mean like n... not a twin?
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Yeah, just to speed things along a little.
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And perhaps it was that comment...
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I guess one head's better
than two, huh? Twin hater.
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We've been dealing with
"twincists" like you
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all our lives.
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That united the voting body
into a greater cause than
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expressing their individuality.
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And with the exception
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of George Michael's vote...
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P-Hound.
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George Michael. George
Michael. George Michael.
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George Michael. George Michael.
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- ... and one other curiosity...
- George Michael.
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Bender fromFuturama.
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- I almost wrote that.
- (Laughs)
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it was a George Michael blitz.
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DOUG: (sighs) George Michael and...
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oh, a half vote for "George
Michael the twincist."
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See you later, twin hater.
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- No, I'm not...
- Uh, uh.
251
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(whispers): Shh. Go.
252
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And now wishing he'd
actually packed the bag
253
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- I...
- OTHERS: Shh.
- George Michael aimlessly
254
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headed out onto the campus
where, as fate would have it,
255
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:04,047
- (horn honks) Oh!
- He ran into his beeping uncle.
256
00:09:04,088 --> 00:09:05,423
(bleep) What are you doing here?
257
00:09:05,465 --> 00:09:07,175
I was in the neighborhood.
258
00:09:07,217 --> 00:09:09,636
I happened to remember
how much you love bologna.
259
00:09:09,678 --> 00:09:11,596
- Huh?
- So, yeah, I just... I found this great shop-rite
260
00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,348
and I just thought, you
know who's got to have
261
00:09:13,390 --> 00:09:15,517
a taste of this, is young George Michael.
262
00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:17,352
He didn't think George
Michael liked bologna.
263
00:09:17,394 --> 00:09:19,187
I know how you love bologna.
264
00:09:19,229 --> 00:09:21,981
He was trying to correct
a bad impression he felt
265
00:09:22,023 --> 00:09:24,651
he might have made with his
nephew a few nights earlier.
266
00:09:24,693 --> 00:09:25,736
We're good.
267
00:09:25,777 --> 00:09:27,404
My God, Uncle Gob, what is this?
268
00:09:27,445 --> 00:09:28,613
Can't lie to you, George Michael,
269
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:29,906
it's a forget-me-now.
270
00:09:29,947 --> 00:09:32,868
I wanted you to forget what happened
271
00:09:32,909 --> 00:09:35,370
at that magic club; I was embarrassed.
272
00:09:35,412 --> 00:09:39,165
If you don't want me to tell
anyone about it, I won't.
273
00:09:39,207 --> 00:09:40,333
I'm such a fool.
274
00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,502
I go to those things too quickly.
275
00:09:42,544 --> 00:09:44,337
Really, it's just the
age we live in, isn't it?
276
00:09:44,379 --> 00:09:46,840
Take a pill to forget your problems.
277
00:09:46,882 --> 00:09:48,633
Take a pill to go to sleep.
278
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,844
And take a pill to forget your problems.
279
00:09:50,886 --> 00:09:52,429
Need an erection, take a pill.
280
00:09:52,470 --> 00:09:54,097
Need to forget your problems, take a pill.
281
00:09:54,138 --> 00:09:56,307
Take a pill and your
problems are forgotten.
282
00:09:56,349 --> 00:09:57,392
Just take a pill.
283
00:09:57,434 --> 00:09:58,518
What an age we live in.
284
00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,728
It's great, isn't it? (laughs)
285
00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:02,272
What's with the suitcase?
286
00:10:02,313 --> 00:10:04,274
I got kicked out of my dorm.
287
00:10:04,315 --> 00:10:07,068
That was a freebie.
288
00:10:07,110 --> 00:10:08,695
You in the market to buy a house?
289
00:10:08,737 --> 00:10:10,196
It's a great time to buy.
290
00:10:10,238 --> 00:10:11,615
Oh, I don't want to buy a house.
291
00:10:11,656 --> 00:10:13,032
- I don't have that kind of money.
- Money?
292
00:10:13,074 --> 00:10:14,325
(chuckles): Ninja please.
293
00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:15,702
You don't need money.
294
00:10:15,744 --> 00:10:17,078
With that Fakeblock thing you got going
295
00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,329
and your great credit rating,
296
00:10:18,371 --> 00:10:19,956
we can put you in a Bluth in no time.
297
00:10:19,997 --> 00:10:22,375
Frankly, it wasn't the kind of risk
298
00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:24,210
George Michael would take.
299
00:10:24,252 --> 00:10:27,046
But then Gob said something
that changed his mind.
300
00:10:27,088 --> 00:10:28,840
Plus, it would make your dad proud.
301
00:10:28,882 --> 00:10:31,468
I know that he's still
really disappointed about
302
00:10:31,509 --> 00:10:32,844
you, uh...
303
00:10:32,886 --> 00:10:34,137
What, that I blew him off?
304
00:10:34,178 --> 00:10:35,931
Blew him off.
305
00:10:35,972 --> 00:10:37,974
Boy, is he disappointed about that.
306
00:10:38,015 --> 00:10:39,225
I would love to say yes...
307
00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:40,184
Yes! There it is!
308
00:10:40,226 --> 00:10:42,353
I got my much vaunted yes!
309
00:10:42,395 --> 00:10:43,688
Gob felt good.
310
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,482
He would be able to prove
311
00:10:45,523 --> 00:10:48,777
to his brother that he
could actually sell a house.
312
00:10:48,819 --> 00:10:51,070
George Michael felt good
because he could prove
313
00:10:51,112 --> 00:10:53,448
to his father that he
did indeed support him.
314
00:10:53,490 --> 00:10:56,534
And the residents of
Sudden Valley felt good,
315
00:10:56,576 --> 00:10:59,245
because it turns out,
the very young-looking man
316
00:10:59,287 --> 00:11:01,122
- who drove down their street
- Hi.
317
00:11:01,164 --> 00:11:03,249
- That afternoon...
- Oh, hello, young man.
- Hi.
318
00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:04,793
How young are you?
319
00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:06,169
I'm good. How you doing?
320
00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:07,504
No, how young are you?
321
00:11:07,545 --> 00:11:09,631
Oh, I... I'm 22. 22 years...
322
00:11:09,673 --> 00:11:11,132
- ... was over 21,
- 22? You look 16.
323
00:11:11,174 --> 00:11:12,634
And they wouldn't have to search
324
00:11:12,676 --> 00:11:14,344
for a home that was even more remote.
325
00:11:14,385 --> 00:11:18,306
He's 22! He's 22, but looks 16.
326
00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:21,935
- (doorbell rings)
- NARRATOR: Sudden Valley residents
327
00:11:21,977 --> 00:11:23,979
wasted no time in welcoming George Michael
328
00:11:24,019 --> 00:11:25,396
- Just wanted to welcome you
- To the community
329
00:11:25,438 --> 00:11:27,148
- to the neighborhood.
- Every chance they got.
330
00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:29,776
Thank you. Uh... Hi.
Hello again. Welcome back.
331
00:11:29,818 --> 00:11:31,695
Hi. Hi.
332
00:11:31,736 --> 00:11:33,488
Oh, it's so nice. Wow.
333
00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:34,948
Like it's my birthday.
334
00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:36,700
It's like it's everyone's birthday.
335
00:11:36,741 --> 00:11:38,075
Oh, this is...
336
00:11:38,117 --> 00:11:40,578
(chuckles) I wonder who this is from.
337
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,747
- We said no clothes, Carlos.
- Hat is not clothes.
338
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,165
- A hat is clothes.
- Gosh, I wish
339
00:11:44,207 --> 00:11:45,792
I had something to offer you guys.
340
00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,377
You know, here you are, guests in my home,
341
00:11:47,418 --> 00:11:49,086
and you've gotten me these beautiful gifts.
342
00:11:49,128 --> 00:11:52,047
You know, feels like it
should be the other way around.
343
00:11:52,089 --> 00:11:53,424
(laughter)
344
00:11:53,466 --> 00:11:54,885
MAN: Football!
345
00:11:54,926 --> 00:11:56,469
Hut, hut.
346
00:11:56,511 --> 00:11:57,804
- (Carlos laughs)
- Carlos...
347
00:11:57,846 --> 00:11:58,889
Carlos, you're on my team.
348
00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:00,181
You're on my team.
349
00:12:00,223 --> 00:12:02,017
The play is dead. The play is dead.
350
00:12:02,099 --> 00:12:03,977
The ball touched the ground.
351
00:12:04,019 --> 00:12:05,812
Come on. The play is dead.
352
00:12:05,854 --> 00:12:07,772
Carlos, man, we're on the same team.
353
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,149
Guys, maybe-maybe we can't
play skins versus skins.
354
00:12:10,191 --> 00:12:11,609
Tops versus bottoms?
355
00:12:11,651 --> 00:12:13,319
I got to bring my girlfriend up here.
356
00:12:13,361 --> 00:12:14,821
- She's gonna love it.
- Let's throw her a party,
357
00:12:14,863 --> 00:12:16,948
Sudden Valley style.
358
00:12:18,575 --> 00:12:20,827
That actually sounds... Yeah, fun.
359
00:12:20,869 --> 00:12:23,955
And so George Michael
was proud to invite Rebel
360
00:12:23,997 --> 00:12:28,001
to see how successful
George Maharis had become
361
00:12:28,043 --> 00:12:30,294
and how many people were
eager to be in his company.
362
00:12:30,336 --> 00:12:33,214
No, I'm fine, I'm fine. He
was tickling me in there.
363
00:12:33,256 --> 00:12:35,592
- Hey, um, what... what is all this?
- Hey. Just a little surprise.
364
00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:37,010
- You did this for me?
- Yes.
- But Rebel had
365
00:12:37,052 --> 00:12:39,012
- other concerns.
- We need to talk.
366
00:12:39,054 --> 00:12:41,973
ALL: Ooh.
367
00:12:42,015 --> 00:12:43,182
This is it.
368
00:12:43,224 --> 00:12:44,851
This is the place.
369
00:12:44,893 --> 00:12:47,478
Hope you don't find it too pretentious.
370
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,899
Well, what happened to the
old anything goes in the dorm?
371
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,191
Well, I got this place instead.
372
00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:53,777
You know, I guess I wanted to impress you.
373
00:12:53,818 --> 00:12:55,737
I'm gonna get some furniture, obviously.
374
00:12:55,779 --> 00:12:57,655
- Right.
- The guys from home
fill are coming this week.
375
00:12:57,697 --> 00:12:59,114
That's not the problem.
376
00:12:59,156 --> 00:13:00,992
- No, that's not the problem.
- (Door opens)
377
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,118
Wrong house, buddy.
378
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,287
No, this is my son,
379
00:13:04,328 --> 00:13:05,747
Lem Depardieu.
380
00:13:05,789 --> 00:13:07,248
- Hey, baby.
- Hi.
381
00:13:07,290 --> 00:13:08,750
Jacqueline still in the car?
382
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:10,251
(exhales) Oh, you have a son?
383
00:13:10,293 --> 00:13:11,878
Yeah.
384
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,671
- Hey, Lem. How you doing?
- Hi.
385
00:13:13,713 --> 00:13:15,048
I love kids. I'm great...
You want a Twister?
386
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:16,173
I was just given, like, four Twisters.
387
00:13:16,215 --> 00:13:17,759
- You should take one.
- Wow.
388
00:13:17,801 --> 00:13:19,719
- Go on, take a Twister.
- Oh. You know what, honey?
389
00:13:19,761 --> 00:13:22,513
Do you want to give Mommy some
alone time with her friend?
390
00:13:22,555 --> 00:13:25,058
Maybe he could go play in the pool.
391
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,060
- Yeah.
- He'll be totally safe.
There's like 100 guys out there.
392
00:13:27,102 --> 00:13:28,227
- Yay!
- Make sure you wear your sunblock.
393
00:13:28,269 --> 00:13:29,604
In fact, it was the folks
394
00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:31,146
in the pool who were more at risk
395
00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:33,858
of being near Lem than he was of them.
396
00:13:40,031 --> 00:13:42,075
And perhaps that's what led Gob
397
00:13:42,117 --> 00:13:44,702
to having to take out another ad.
398
00:13:46,454 --> 00:13:47,914
GEORGE MICHAEL: Wow, what a great kid.
399
00:13:47,956 --> 00:13:49,332
You know, when I said I was
400
00:13:49,373 --> 00:13:50,959
not eager to have kids,
401
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:53,086
but I think it's great that you have a son.
402
00:13:53,128 --> 00:13:54,838
You know, I have a spare room here
403
00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:56,255
that the two of you could stay in.
404
00:13:56,297 --> 00:13:57,674
Or maybe you could just stay in it.
405
00:13:57,715 --> 00:13:59,134
He doesn't live with me.
406
00:13:59,174 --> 00:14:01,136
He lives in France with his father.
407
00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:03,763
He just visits March and April
during French pilot season,
408
00:14:03,805 --> 00:14:05,598
but that's what I'm talking about.
409
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,642
I just don't want to get that serious.
410
00:14:07,684 --> 00:14:09,560
Because you're seeing someone else?
411
00:14:09,602 --> 00:14:11,228
No. I mean, yes.
412
00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:12,856
I'm seeing someone else, but I don't want
413
00:14:12,897 --> 00:14:14,107
to get serious with him, either,
414
00:14:14,149 --> 00:14:15,692
and you're out telling people
415
00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:16,776
in the neighborhood
416
00:14:16,818 --> 00:14:18,111
that we're seeing each other.
417
00:14:18,153 --> 00:14:19,195
What happened to the guy
418
00:14:19,236 --> 00:14:20,571
who founded Fakeblock?
419
00:14:20,613 --> 00:14:21,948
The guy who keeps things anonymous?
420
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,324
I can do anonymous.
421
00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:24,784
You know, I'm all about staying anonymous.
422
00:14:24,826 --> 00:14:26,703
That's Fakeblock's mission statement.
423
00:14:26,744 --> 00:14:29,039
And then you're asking Lem
and me to move into this house,
424
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,124
and it just, it seems all backwards.
425
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,583
(sighs)
426
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,127
Sorry.
427
00:14:34,169 --> 00:14:36,171
(door closes)
428
00:14:36,212 --> 00:14:38,297
Maybe it is backwards.
429
00:14:38,339 --> 00:14:41,134
George Michael shared
his relationship problem
430
00:14:41,176 --> 00:14:43,469
with the one other woman
431
00:14:43,511 --> 00:14:45,388
he'd had a relationship problem with.
432
00:14:45,429 --> 00:14:47,015
GEORGE MICHAEL: Well, she's
not really my girlfriend.
433
00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:49,100
I mean, I'm crazy about her,
434
00:14:49,142 --> 00:14:50,977
but she wants to keep things anonymous,
435
00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:52,937
- and I don't know how to do that.
- Oh, that's ridiculous.
436
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,689
- Right.
- You haven't told her
your real name yet, have you?
437
00:14:54,731 --> 00:14:56,107
What? No, no.
438
00:14:56,149 --> 00:14:57,984
No, she still thinks I'm George Maharis,
439
00:14:58,026 --> 00:15:00,695
but she's dating another
guy, which is probably
440
00:15:00,737 --> 00:15:03,614
the whole reason she's always
saying I'm moving too fast.
441
00:15:03,656 --> 00:15:05,533
I take things too seriously.
442
00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:08,161
I take things too serious.
443
00:15:08,203 --> 00:15:09,537
I take things too seriously.
444
00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:10,872
I need to note which
one of those is correct,
445
00:15:10,914 --> 00:15:12,749
because I sound like a horse's ass
446
00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:14,667
when I alternate between the two of them.
447
00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:16,293
I need to get my (bleep) together.
448
00:15:16,335 --> 00:15:18,504
- Yeah.
- But the point is that I take things
449
00:15:18,546 --> 00:15:21,007
easily-breezily.
450
00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:22,926
Well, a real "serioush" woman
451
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:25,595
knows what she wants and moves quickly.
452
00:15:25,636 --> 00:15:27,805
"Serioush" is nothing. That's not a word.
453
00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:29,265
Are you ready to see your office?
454
00:15:29,306 --> 00:15:30,433
I have been; it's great.
455
00:15:30,474 --> 00:15:31,684
I like it a lot. It...
456
00:15:31,726 --> 00:15:33,644
I wonder if she's gonna think
457
00:15:33,686 --> 00:15:35,146
we've been a little lavish with money.
458
00:15:35,188 --> 00:15:36,439
You know, is it too much?
459
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,481
But then to contradict myself,
460
00:15:37,523 --> 00:15:38,733
I do think at some point,
461
00:15:38,775 --> 00:15:40,568
it would be good to get a second chair
462
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:42,112
just in case we have a guest,
but I'm thinking big picture.
463
00:15:42,153 --> 00:15:43,320
Of course, that wasn't his office.
464
00:15:43,362 --> 00:15:45,281
This isn't your office.
465
00:15:45,322 --> 00:15:47,033
She's over here.
466
00:15:47,075 --> 00:15:49,911
And it was at his actual desk
467
00:15:49,953 --> 00:15:52,622
where he made his first
major decision as CEO.
468
00:15:52,663 --> 00:15:56,167
- Maeby, you're fired!
- (Tires screech)
469
00:15:56,209 --> 00:15:57,460
And although Mort was prepared
470
00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:59,378
to be handed his walking papers,
471
00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:01,422
there was nothing that could
have prepared George Michael
472
00:16:01,464 --> 00:16:05,093
for what Mort would leave on his desk.
473
00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:06,928
And so, later that day, Hey. Hey.
474
00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:09,139
It was a disgruntled Maeby
that ran into Michael-Hey.
475
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:11,682
As he was seeking a
signature for his movie.
476
00:16:11,724 --> 00:16:14,351
I think movies are dead.
Maybe it's a TV show.
477
00:16:14,393 --> 00:16:16,020
What? No. This girl that I'm dating, Rebel,
478
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,397
she's gonna be in it,
and she would never do TV.
479
00:16:18,439 --> 00:16:20,483
You're dating Rebel Alley?
480
00:16:20,524 --> 00:16:24,070
Yeah. I have a picture of us
to prove it; I can't find it,
481
00:16:24,112 --> 00:16:25,696
- but yeah.
- So...
482
00:16:25,738 --> 00:16:27,031
you're the other guy.
483
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,532
You know her personally?
484
00:16:28,574 --> 00:16:29,993
Yes. I mean,
485
00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:31,911
that's how I know that you were dating her.
486
00:16:31,953 --> 00:16:33,955
Do you know the other
guy that she's dating?
487
00:16:33,997 --> 00:16:36,624
And that's when she saw an opportunity
488
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,168
to get back at George Michael.
489
00:16:38,209 --> 00:16:40,170
No, no, but, um,
490
00:16:40,211 --> 00:16:41,462
I know it's over.
491
00:16:41,504 --> 00:16:42,797
She is dumping him.
492
00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:44,090
She dumping him?
493
00:16:44,132 --> 00:16:45,842
Apparently, he was coming on too strong,
494
00:16:45,883 --> 00:16:47,468
taking it too seriously.
495
00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:48,678
She hates that.
496
00:16:48,719 --> 00:16:50,054
- Is that what she said?
- Yeah,
497
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,181
that's what she told me.
498
00:16:51,222 --> 00:16:52,389
Just kills it for her.
499
00:16:52,431 --> 00:16:53,766
She wants it easily-breezily.
500
00:16:53,808 --> 00:16:57,270
Well, that's... informative.
501
00:16:57,312 --> 00:16:59,189
I owe you. Thank you.
502
00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:00,397
No, you don't.
503
00:17:00,439 --> 00:17:01,816
Okay, wait,
504
00:17:01,858 --> 00:17:03,400
wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't knock, just...
505
00:17:03,442 --> 00:17:05,195
- Okay.
- One second.
506
00:17:05,236 --> 00:17:07,071
Mm-hmm.
507
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,658
And so fortified
508
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,827
with Maeby's information that Rebel
509
00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:14,704
- was breaking up with her other beau...
- Hello.
510
00:17:14,745 --> 00:17:16,039
- Michael.
- Michael decided
511
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,165
- to move things along.
- I want you
512
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,582
to know that I think that
513
00:17:18,624 --> 00:17:19,917
I've been coming on a
little bit too strong.
514
00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:21,211
I got a lot going on; I got the movie.
515
00:17:21,252 --> 00:17:22,920
You know, a bunch of stuff
516
00:17:22,962 --> 00:17:24,797
with the housing complex, and I'm just...
517
00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:26,049
I'm not gonna be pressuring you anymore.
518
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:27,884
I want to just keep it easy-peasy.
519
00:17:27,925 --> 00:17:29,093
- Yeah.
- Cool, totally.
520
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,636
- Keep it loose.
- Yeah.
521
00:17:30,678 --> 00:17:32,347
And we'll have some fun with, you know...
522
00:17:32,388 --> 00:17:34,515
If the fun, you know...
523
00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:36,684
Someday, one day, it gets more serious,
524
00:17:36,726 --> 00:17:39,187
you know, then, uh, then it does,
525
00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:40,646
and we, uh,
526
00:17:40,688 --> 00:17:43,233
we're walking down the
aisle, you know, and...
527
00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:45,318
I'm saying it wrong, saying
it wrong, 'cause I get,
528
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,195
uh, I get tongue-tied, um...
529
00:17:47,237 --> 00:17:49,572
uh, because I think that you
530
00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:52,575
are coming on too strong.
531
00:17:52,616 --> 00:17:55,036
- You know? Bugging me.
- Oh, uh,
532
00:17:55,078 --> 00:17:56,495
you want to come in?
533
00:17:56,537 --> 00:17:58,956
No.
534
00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:01,834
- Ooh.
- Yeah? Yeah.
535
00:18:01,876 --> 00:18:04,295
It was the best sex Michael had ever had.
536
00:18:04,337 --> 00:18:05,922
REBEL (sighs): That was great.
537
00:18:05,963 --> 00:18:07,965
Was that fun for you?
538
00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:09,092
No.
539
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:10,301
(chuckles)
540
00:18:10,343 --> 00:18:12,095
Are you gonna take a photo of me?
541
00:18:12,136 --> 00:18:14,222
Uh, no.
542
00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:16,974
No, no, I've been trying to get a signal.
543
00:18:17,016 --> 00:18:18,851
But he did want a picture of them together,
544
00:18:18,893 --> 00:18:21,312
which I why he grabbed the one
545
00:18:21,354 --> 00:18:23,022
he saw from the photo booth.
546
00:18:23,064 --> 00:18:24,232
Are you gonna call me?
547
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:25,775
If I'm in traffic.
548
00:18:25,816 --> 00:18:27,777
Although he was growing concerned
549
00:18:27,818 --> 00:18:30,280
about how he was going to keep this up.
550
00:18:30,321 --> 00:18:32,740
Hey.
551
00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:34,909
♪ I just stole this fair young miss ♪
552
00:18:34,951 --> 00:18:36,744
♪ From a big shot, George Mahar... ♪
553
00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:41,582
(bleep)
554
00:18:48,631 --> 00:18:50,216
NARRATOR: Michael had just found out
555
00:18:50,258 --> 00:18:52,051
- (phone line ringing)
- That the woman he loved
556
00:18:52,093 --> 00:18:54,637
was also dating his son.
557
00:18:54,678 --> 00:18:56,472
- (phone rings)
- So, after placing a call
558
00:18:56,513 --> 00:18:58,308
- to the niece who sent him there...
- Hello?
559
00:18:58,349 --> 00:18:59,600
You're out of the movie.
560
00:18:59,642 --> 00:19:01,936
(paper ripping, horn honking over phone)
561
00:19:01,978 --> 00:19:03,896
and at an emotional impasse,
562
00:19:03,938 --> 00:19:05,606
he decided it was time
563
00:19:05,648 --> 00:19:07,191
to deal with Gob
564
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,818
and the Sudden Valley problem.
565
00:19:08,859 --> 00:19:10,861
(scoffs) Pervert.
566
00:19:10,903 --> 00:19:13,197
Excuse me?
567
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,200
And that's when Michael
ran into a son-Dad, hey.
568
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,535
George Michael, what are you doing here?
569
00:19:18,577 --> 00:19:20,037
Who was eager to make him proud.
570
00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:21,705
I... I'm home.
571
00:19:23,124 --> 00:19:25,209
But George Michael had
suddenly found himself
572
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,919
- with enormous debt
- You bought this house?
573
00:19:26,961 --> 00:19:29,839
- And tried to hide his panic.
- Why would you buy
574
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,341
one of these pieces of sh...
575
00:19:31,382 --> 00:19:34,218
short-term investments?
576
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,220
Well, you know, Gob told me that you wanted
577
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,222
to start selling these
things, not just renting them,
578
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,433
and I knew it was important to you.
579
00:19:40,475 --> 00:19:41,934
He said all that, huh? Oh, boy, that was...
580
00:19:41,976 --> 00:19:43,478
That's... nice of him.
581
00:19:43,519 --> 00:19:45,229
How... how could you afford
one of these houses, buddy.
582
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,814
Well, I have a lot of money coming in
583
00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:48,691
- from investors for my software thing...
- Okay.
584
00:19:48,732 --> 00:19:51,152
And I don't know what's gonna
happen with that, so I thought
585
00:19:51,194 --> 00:19:53,154
I'd do what everyone around
here says: put it into Bluth.
586
00:19:53,196 --> 00:19:55,490
- Yeah, who else is saying that?
- You know, it's an expression.
587
00:19:55,531 --> 00:19:57,283
- Neighbors.
- I don't like it.
588
00:19:57,325 --> 00:19:58,493
- Can I offer you anything?
- No.
589
00:19:58,534 --> 00:19:59,576
I just got two more boxes
590
00:19:59,618 --> 00:20:00,995
of Twister from the neighbors.
591
00:20:01,037 --> 00:20:02,913
- Oh, boy, return them.
- Feel like I have one
592
00:20:02,955 --> 00:20:05,333
for every day of the week now.
Anyway, you know, I figure that
593
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,293
worse case scenario is I
sell this place, and I get
594
00:20:07,335 --> 00:20:08,794
my money back. It's not like
595
00:20:08,836 --> 00:20:10,254
- they're going down in value, right?
- Well...
596
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,881
It's a great community.
597
00:20:11,922 --> 00:20:13,508
- Nobody locks their doors around here.
- You should.
598
00:20:13,549 --> 00:20:15,968
Plus, I... I wanted to make it up to you.
599
00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:17,636
You know, I felt terrible
600
00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:19,972
about what happened with the dorm and...
601
00:20:20,014 --> 00:20:21,598
- Wow.
- And things between us.
602
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,394
And I... I've screwed up a lot of things
603
00:20:24,435 --> 00:20:26,270
in the past few weeks,
604
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,564
and, you know, this is the one thing
605
00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:30,816
that I know I did right.
606
00:20:30,858 --> 00:20:33,361
I mean, who would not want
to raise their kids here?
607
00:20:33,403 --> 00:20:36,280
And perhaps this is why he
didn't give him the bad news
608
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,781
about the neighborhood.
609
00:20:37,823 --> 00:20:39,450
Thank you.
610
00:20:39,492 --> 00:20:43,371
Thanks, but you didn't
need to do it for me, pal.
611
00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:45,748
Now he just needed to get
out of the house before...
612
00:20:45,789 --> 00:20:48,251
You know, to be totally honest,
I didn't just do it for you.
613
00:20:48,292 --> 00:20:50,211
- Yeah?
- I also did it for my girlfriend.
614
00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:51,628
Kind of wanted to impress her.
615
00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:54,424
That came up.
616
00:20:54,465 --> 00:20:56,384
Wow.
617
00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:57,552
You got a girlfriend.
618
00:20:57,593 --> 00:20:59,429
Good for you. That's great.
619
00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:01,180
Congratulations.
620
00:21:01,222 --> 00:21:02,473
Your dad's got one, too.
621
00:21:02,515 --> 00:21:03,599
- Oh, yeah?
- Yep.
622
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,142
How is yours going?
623
00:21:05,184 --> 00:21:08,479
Not great.
624
00:21:08,521 --> 00:21:10,689
I haven't been completely honest with her
625
00:21:10,731 --> 00:21:13,025
about who I am.
626
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:15,694
You know, I haven't even
told her my real name,
627
00:21:15,736 --> 00:21:16,946
and I don't think
628
00:21:16,987 --> 00:21:19,574
I can keep that lie going, so...
629
00:21:19,615 --> 00:21:21,534
I think it might be over.
630
00:21:21,576 --> 00:21:23,453
(sighing): Oh, great...
631
00:21:23,494 --> 00:21:28,040
pain fades slowly.
632
00:21:28,832 --> 00:21:30,543
Quickly.
633
00:21:30,585 --> 00:21:33,045
- But now it was as simple as getting out...
- Thanks.
634
00:21:33,087 --> 00:21:34,713
- Before George Michael asked...
- But what about you?
635
00:21:34,755 --> 00:21:36,382
You're doing great, huh?
Tell me about your girlfriend,
636
00:21:36,424 --> 00:21:38,468
and you're producing this movie now.
637
00:21:38,509 --> 00:21:39,635
That.
638
00:21:39,676 --> 00:21:41,220
I think they're both over.
639
00:21:41,262 --> 00:21:43,306
Yeah, it wasn't meant to be.
640
00:21:43,347 --> 00:21:45,433
I'm sorry.
641
00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:48,311
And that's when Michael finally
treated his son like an adult.
642
00:21:48,352 --> 00:21:50,563
Hey, you know what I miss on you?
643
00:21:50,605 --> 00:21:52,689
The mustache.
644
00:21:52,731 --> 00:21:55,318
And so, discouraged, Michael returned
645
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:59,489
to his apartment, only to find worse news.
646
00:21:59,530 --> 00:22:01,616
And when he saw that Lucille 2
647
00:22:01,657 --> 00:22:04,285
was having a campaign event at Cinco,
648
00:22:04,327 --> 00:22:07,079
he knew there was only
one thing he could give her
649
00:22:07,121 --> 00:22:08,539
instead of the money.
650
00:22:08,581 --> 00:22:11,417
And he knew what he had to do first
651
00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:13,794
to give it to her.
652
00:22:13,836 --> 00:22:17,214
George Michael, meanwhile,
had a keynote speech to give,
653
00:22:17,256 --> 00:22:20,510
and hadn't totally decided
whether he should come clean.
654
00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:22,386
And that's when he ran into his uncle.
655
00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:23,471
We'll take care of.
656
00:22:23,513 --> 00:22:25,055
My father's got the money.
657
00:22:25,097 --> 00:22:26,849
- You guys are one heck of a horde.
- Uncle Gob!
658
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:28,559
- No, you're mistaken, friend.
- No, it's George Michael.
659
00:22:28,601 --> 00:22:30,603
- Hi. Exactly.
- Yes.
660
00:22:30,645 --> 00:22:32,396
Hey, I'm actually really
glad I ran into you.
661
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:33,523
I could use some advice.
662
00:22:33,564 --> 00:22:35,149
Oh. Love each other.
663
00:22:35,191 --> 00:22:37,067
Oh, no, that's great, but I actually need
664
00:22:37,109 --> 00:22:39,694
a specific piece of advice
for a certain situation.
665
00:22:39,736 --> 00:22:41,572
I'll give it to you fast.
666
00:22:41,614 --> 00:22:45,535
Basically, for the past few
weeks, I've been living a lie.
667
00:22:45,576 --> 00:22:47,911
I've been... in this
relationship with a woman
668
00:22:47,953 --> 00:22:49,788
who doesn't even know.
669
00:22:49,830 --> 00:22:51,706
- It's probably over with the girl.
- * *
670
00:22:51,748 --> 00:22:56,253
♪ ♪
671
00:22:56,295 --> 00:22:58,548
- * *
- ... gone way too far...
672
00:22:58,589 --> 00:23:00,049
So, basically now I can either tell her...
673
00:23:00,090 --> 00:23:01,967
♪ ♪
674
00:23:02,009 --> 00:23:03,260
That there is no George Maharis
675
00:23:03,302 --> 00:23:05,346
and never was... or...
676
00:23:05,388 --> 00:23:07,056
we keep things anonymous
677
00:23:07,097 --> 00:23:10,893
and I continue the lie
that Fakeblock exists.
678
00:23:12,311 --> 00:23:14,063
From my perspective...
679
00:23:14,104 --> 00:23:15,606
something about "there's a girl... "
680
00:23:15,648 --> 00:23:17,650
Did you... Does she like you?
681
00:23:17,692 --> 00:23:19,318
I mean, you're not the
world's most handsome guy.
682
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,611
Yeah, no, she likes...
683
00:23:20,653 --> 00:23:21,862
I would say what I did take away was that
684
00:23:21,904 --> 00:23:24,073
I would rather have sex with someone
685
00:23:24,114 --> 00:23:25,991
because they thought I was someone else
686
00:23:26,033 --> 00:23:29,620
than not have sex with someone
because they thought I was me.
687
00:23:29,662 --> 00:23:32,998
So I should probably do
the opposite of that and...
688
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:37,503
be true to who I am and
not compromise my integrity
689
00:23:37,545 --> 00:23:40,423
just for some fleeting sexual experience.
690
00:23:41,591 --> 00:23:43,593
- So, "love each other."
- There it is.
691
00:23:43,634 --> 00:23:45,052
It wasn't much help,
692
00:23:45,094 --> 00:23:47,430
and as George Michael headed off
693
00:23:47,471 --> 00:23:50,974
unsure of what to do, Gob
went off to find his father,
694
00:23:51,016 --> 00:23:53,436
who was having his own relationship crisis.
695
00:23:53,477 --> 00:23:55,062
We're getting a real divorce.
696
00:23:55,104 --> 00:23:56,689
You're out of the marriage.
697
00:23:58,649 --> 00:24:00,775
So I am fat.
698
00:24:00,817 --> 00:24:02,403
GOB: Boy, am I glad you're here.
699
00:24:02,445 --> 00:24:03,987
I need money and it's
not for what you think...
700
00:24:04,029 --> 00:24:05,906
for a magic show or a bee colony...
701
00:24:05,948 --> 00:24:08,618
it's to pay the builders I hired
to start building the fake wall
702
00:24:08,659 --> 00:24:09,868
between Mexico and America.
703
00:24:09,910 --> 00:24:11,328
Shh! Are you crazy?
704
00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:12,747
Lucille 2 is around here.
705
00:24:12,787 --> 00:24:14,498
Well, don't worry about Lucille 2.
706
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:15,958
I'll handle her.
707
00:24:15,999 --> 00:24:17,876
It's just that I need to pay the Chinese.
708
00:24:17,918 --> 00:24:21,004
Wait, wait, you... you hired Chinese?!
709
00:24:21,046 --> 00:24:23,716
Well, I figured who better than
the Chinese to build a wall.
710
00:24:23,758 --> 00:24:24,883
(George Sr. stammers)
711
00:24:24,925 --> 00:24:26,677
But, no, I couldn't afford them,
712
00:24:26,719 --> 00:24:29,722
so I... I hired, um, they're
technically Mongols, I guess.
713
00:24:29,764 --> 00:24:32,182
They're, well, they're the
people that they built the wall
714
00:24:32,224 --> 00:24:33,392
to try to keep out...
715
00:24:33,434 --> 00:24:34,602
How many did you hire?
716
00:24:34,644 --> 00:24:36,228
A horde. That's the minimum.
717
00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:38,230
They don't come in
anything less than a horde.
718
00:24:38,272 --> 00:24:40,857
So you hired a Mongol horde.
719
00:24:40,899 --> 00:24:44,236
Look, Dad, just, if they
don't get their money soon,
720
00:24:44,278 --> 00:24:46,447
they're gonna be really mad
and then they're gonna have
721
00:24:46,489 --> 00:24:47,864
a major Mongolian beef
with us... there they are.
722
00:24:47,906 --> 00:24:51,118
Okay, uh, we don't have any m... money.
723
00:24:53,412 --> 00:24:55,872
Well, he says that we don't have any money.
724
00:24:55,914 --> 00:24:59,460
♪ ♪
725
00:25:01,671 --> 00:25:03,673
And at that moment, another
Bluth who had no money
726
00:25:03,714 --> 00:25:06,342
was finding a way to pay up.
727
00:25:06,383 --> 00:25:07,510
What are you doing?
728
00:25:07,551 --> 00:25:08,678
I'm gonna have sex with you.
729
00:25:08,719 --> 00:25:09,679
For money.
730
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,347
Oh!
731
00:25:11,388 --> 00:25:13,182
- Oh, I didn't realize
- Yeah.
732
00:25:13,223 --> 00:25:15,142
How heavy these rings are.
733
00:25:15,184 --> 00:25:17,060
- Yeah.
- But I thought you were gonna kiss me
734
00:25:17,102 --> 00:25:18,270
and I panicked.
735
00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:20,815
I... I was gonna kiss you.
736
00:25:22,358 --> 00:25:25,152
I didn't even try to do it that time.
737
00:25:25,194 --> 00:25:27,613
So, it's, uh, let's take a tumble
738
00:25:27,655 --> 00:25:29,490
with Old Moneybags, right?
739
00:25:29,532 --> 00:25:33,910
And she'll be so grateful that
she'll walk away from $700,000.
740
00:25:33,952 --> 00:25:35,329
No, no, no, it would
absolutely not be a gift.
741
00:25:35,371 --> 00:25:36,955
This would still be a loan, okay?
742
00:25:36,997 --> 00:25:39,958
However, my lovemaking
would be, you know...
743
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,460
What?
744
00:25:41,502 --> 00:25:43,796
What, Michael? What were you gonna say?
745
00:25:43,838 --> 00:25:47,174
Something that I would never
be able to take back, but...
746
00:25:48,467 --> 00:25:49,760
I didn't want that to happen.
747
00:25:49,802 --> 00:25:50,885
Now, listen, you have been the one
748
00:25:50,927 --> 00:25:52,221
that has been flirting with me.
749
00:25:52,262 --> 00:25:54,348
- Those were pity flirts.
- No, they were not.
750
00:25:54,390 --> 00:25:56,517
You want this as much as I do.
751
00:25:56,559 --> 00:25:58,143
As much as I want this extension.
752
00:25:58,185 --> 00:25:59,687
Two different "this" es.
753
00:25:59,729 --> 00:26:02,939
Now, you own a company
that I helped to build.
754
00:26:02,981 --> 00:26:04,650
It was all of my hard work.
755
00:26:04,692 --> 00:26:06,901
This is something you have
to do because, if you don't,
756
00:26:06,943 --> 00:26:09,613
I can't be held responsible
for what I might do.
757
00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:11,782
As it turns out,
758
00:26:11,824 --> 00:26:14,660
George Michael was the only Bluth
759
00:26:14,702 --> 00:26:17,371
who could be responsible for what he did,
760
00:26:17,413 --> 00:26:19,540
and as he headed to the microphone,
761
00:26:19,582 --> 00:26:22,793
Mongols, not paid what they were promised,
762
00:26:22,835 --> 00:26:24,002
did what they do best.
763
00:26:25,212 --> 00:26:26,630
Um... Oh! Ah!
764
00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:28,090
Viva Méjico.
765
00:26:28,131 --> 00:26:29,592
Which lead to this.
766
00:26:29,633 --> 00:26:32,052
(chanting): Put up this wall!
767
00:26:32,094 --> 00:26:34,430
And it's hard to know
whether it was the chanting
768
00:26:34,471 --> 00:26:35,930
- of "Put up this wall... "
- Ladies and gentlemen,
769
00:26:35,972 --> 00:26:38,225
if I could have your
attention for a moment...
770
00:26:38,267 --> 00:26:40,728
or the note that promised
him a sexual resumption
771
00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:43,814
of his anonymous relationship with Rebel...
772
00:26:43,856 --> 00:26:45,357
that made him say this:
773
00:26:45,399 --> 00:26:49,570
Yeah, so, I'm George Maharis, and, uh...
774
00:26:49,612 --> 00:26:52,573
and Fakeblock is real...
775
00:26:52,615 --> 00:26:54,366
(crowd cheering, whooping)
776
00:26:54,408 --> 00:26:57,494
- Let's put up this wall.
- (Chanting): Put up this wall!
777
00:26:57,536 --> 00:27:00,163
But not everyone wants to
put up a wall on the Internet.
778
00:27:00,205 --> 00:27:02,040
Let's put up, put up this
wall. Have a good night.
779
00:27:02,082 --> 00:27:07,212
And the Anonymous who
left the note wasn't Rebel.
780
00:27:10,132 --> 00:27:13,719
A discouraged Michael
returned to the model home,
781
00:27:13,761 --> 00:27:18,098
where he ran into a brother
who also had something to hide.
782
00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:21,017
As an emboldened George
Maharis gave Rebel a note
783
00:27:21,059 --> 00:27:24,688
that she now believed he'd written for her.
784
00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:27,900
And for the son, it
was a night to remember,
785
00:27:27,942 --> 00:27:30,820
and for the father, a night to forget.
786
00:27:30,861 --> 00:27:35,115
- * So easy to forget. *
- Shh.
787
00:27:35,157 --> 00:27:36,408
- NARRATOR: It was May 5,
- MICHAEL: Rebel, it's Michael.
788
00:27:36,450 --> 00:27:38,702
And while Rebel was on the phone,
789
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:41,079
George Michael was realizing
that taking things casually
790
00:27:41,121 --> 00:27:43,165
was not going to be an option for him.
791
00:27:43,206 --> 00:27:44,959
You can come over later, okay?
792
00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:46,376
- Good-bye.
- MICHAEL: I'll see you soon.
793
00:27:46,418 --> 00:27:48,170
Who was that?
794
00:27:48,211 --> 00:27:49,839
No one.
795
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,716
Look, I... I don't care.
796
00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:55,511
I... I don't care that
you're seeing someone else.
797
00:27:55,552 --> 00:27:58,555
I... I just, I want to continue this.
798
00:27:58,597 --> 00:28:00,683
I'm ready to try and make this work.
799
00:28:00,724 --> 00:28:03,268
I'll fight anyone I have to for you.
800
00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:05,646
I'm not going to pretend
I don't care about you.
801
00:28:05,688 --> 00:28:07,648
I'm a grown-up man and...
802
00:28:07,690 --> 00:28:09,900
I want to get serious.
803
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,112
Wow. Serious.
804
00:28:14,154 --> 00:28:15,781
Things are getting serious.
805
00:28:15,823 --> 00:28:17,825
And the girl who was never capable
806
00:28:17,867 --> 00:28:19,201
of making a commitment...
807
00:28:19,242 --> 00:28:20,744
Okay.
808
00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:23,497
Suddenly found herself making too many.
809
00:28:23,539 --> 00:28:25,123
Okay.
810
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,459
Okay.
811
00:28:32,172 --> 00:28:33,966
George Michael felt good.
812
00:28:36,134 --> 00:28:37,970
And, at least for that day,
813
00:28:38,012 --> 00:28:41,724
he wouldn't encounter his
father in Rebel's bedroom...
814
00:28:41,765 --> 00:28:44,018
He'd run into him leaving the building.
815
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:45,352
(laughs): Hey.
816
00:28:45,394 --> 00:28:46,395
What are you doing here?
817
00:28:46,436 --> 00:28:47,813
I'm vi... I'm on a visit.
818
00:28:47,855 --> 00:28:49,064
I'm visiting.
819
00:28:49,105 --> 00:28:50,983
My girlfriend lives here... Rebel.
820
00:28:52,568 --> 00:28:54,570
Wow. So you're gonna work
it out with your girlfriend.
821
00:28:54,611 --> 00:28:56,196
Good for you. That's great news.
822
00:28:56,238 --> 00:28:58,323
- Great to see you again.
- That says "Rebel," huh?
823
00:28:58,365 --> 00:29:02,202
Is that a... is that
a little gift for Rebel?
824
00:29:06,415 --> 00:29:10,085
I'm dating Rebel Alley.
825
00:29:12,046 --> 00:29:14,590
So there better be two
Rebels in here, am I right?
826
00:29:14,631 --> 00:29:15,716
I'm dating Rebel Alley.
827
00:29:15,758 --> 00:29:16,717
(both laugh)
828
00:29:16,759 --> 00:29:17,927
That'd be weird.
829
00:29:17,968 --> 00:29:19,887
No, ironically, she did say
830
00:29:19,929 --> 00:29:20,930
that there was another guy,
831
00:29:20,971 --> 00:29:22,138
but that his name was George...
832
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:23,807
- ... Maharis.
- Maharis. That's me.
833
00:29:24,725 --> 00:29:26,435
You're George Michael.
834
00:29:26,476 --> 00:29:29,229
No, but, uh, yeah, but I
use the name George Maharis
835
00:29:29,271 --> 00:29:32,315
when... with women, because
I hate the name George Michael.
836
00:29:32,357 --> 00:29:33,275
I told you that.
837
00:29:33,316 --> 00:29:35,235
This is, uh, this is weird.
838
00:29:35,277 --> 00:29:36,779
Are you not kidding me?
839
00:29:36,820 --> 00:29:39,155
It's insane... no...
so, you're the other guy.
840
00:29:39,197 --> 00:29:41,116
I'm the oth... well, you're the other guy.
841
00:29:41,157 --> 00:29:42,492
Yeah, well, one of us.
842
00:29:42,534 --> 00:29:45,412
Did I not tell you that we were alike?
843
00:29:45,454 --> 00:29:46,997
Exactly alike.
844
00:29:47,039 --> 00:29:49,374
- This is just...
- So horrifying.
845
00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:50,709
Too funny.
846
00:29:50,751 --> 00:29:51,919
This is what I was talking about.
847
00:29:51,961 --> 00:29:52,920
I told you.
848
00:29:52,962 --> 00:29:54,379
I mean, we're like twins.
849
00:29:54,421 --> 00:29:55,589
Are we not like twins?
850
00:29:55,631 --> 00:29:57,173
All the way down to the photo booth.
851
00:29:57,215 --> 00:29:58,801
You name me one way in
which we're different.
852
00:29:58,842 --> 00:30:01,720
Well, Dad, you know, I
never, in a million years,
853
00:30:01,762 --> 00:30:03,513
would have gone out
with her, if I knew that
854
00:30:03,555 --> 00:30:04,932
you were, you know, the other guy.
855
00:30:04,974 --> 00:30:07,267
Me, neither.
856
00:30:07,309 --> 00:30:08,644
I wouldn't have, either.
857
00:30:08,685 --> 00:30:10,562
Damn it. You know?
858
00:30:10,604 --> 00:30:11,688
You gotta believe me.
859
00:30:11,730 --> 00:30:13,107
This is just...
860
00:30:13,148 --> 00:30:14,817
- This is, uh...
- Yeah...
861
00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:20,114
How'd you know about the photo booth?
862
00:30:26,411 --> 00:30:29,915
How... you... 'cause you said,
"Right down to the photo... "
863
00:30:29,957 --> 00:30:32,375
I said, "Right down to the photo booth."
864
00:30:37,131 --> 00:30:40,509
Ironically, he could've
told the truth and said
865
00:30:40,550 --> 00:30:42,218
he'd taken a forget-me-now.
866
00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:44,429
But like the victim of a roofie circle,
867
00:30:44,471 --> 00:30:47,766
having taken one was the
only memory he had lost.
868
00:30:47,808 --> 00:30:49,768
So, instead, he doubled-down on this.
869
00:30:49,810 --> 00:30:52,729
It's like we're identical twi...
870
00:31:07,077 --> 00:31:09,496
♪ ♪
871
00:31:39,484 --> 00:31:41,987
♪ ♪
872
00:31:48,243 --> 00:31:50,871
- (ringtone playing)
- Gob gets an important call
873
00:31:50,913 --> 00:31:52,956
- from his mother.
- Hello.
- LUCILLE: She's gone.
874
00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:56,710
Lucille 2 has disappeared and
it's time for you to step up
875
00:31:56,752 --> 00:31:58,962
and be president of the Bluth Company.
876
00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:00,505
Keep your nose clean. No scandals!
877
00:32:00,547 --> 00:32:02,424
Okay.
878
00:32:02,465 --> 00:32:04,760
And even though Gob hadn't
taken a forget-me-now
879
00:32:04,801 --> 00:32:06,636
- the night before...
- (Phone rings)
880
00:32:06,678 --> 00:32:07,971
it seems Tony Wonder had.
881
00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:11,808
TONY: Hey, Gobie. It's Tony.
882
00:32:11,850 --> 00:32:14,644
We still on for our sex date tonight?
883
00:32:26,073 --> 00:32:28,825
- (knocking)
- And this happens...
884
00:32:28,867 --> 00:32:29,910
Oh! Okay.
885
00:32:29,952 --> 00:32:31,745
Are you Buster Bluth?
886
00:32:31,787 --> 00:32:33,038
I am.
887
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,039
- Okay, this...
- Can we come in?
888
00:32:34,081 --> 00:32:35,457
This isn't my house.
889
00:32:35,498 --> 00:32:37,667
- What is this regarding?
- That's all right.
890
00:32:39,294 --> 00:32:41,671
You're under arrest for the
murder of Lucille Austero.
891
00:32:41,713 --> 00:32:43,215
Read him his rights.
892
00:32:43,257 --> 00:32:44,967
Okay, I think there's
been some kind of mistake.
893
00:32:45,008 --> 00:32:47,010
That left hand might be difficult to cuff.
894
00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:49,304
- Trouble cuffing him.
- I'm not a monster!
895
00:32:49,345 --> 00:32:51,807
- (handcuff clicks)
- I got it.
896
00:32:51,848 --> 00:32:53,809
Uh... all right, great.
897
00:32:53,850 --> 00:32:56,311
(Buster whimpering)
898
00:32:56,352 --> 00:32:58,354
Well, the infamous Bluth
family is at it again,
899
00:32:58,396 --> 00:33:00,899
this time facing murder charges,
900
00:33:00,941 --> 00:33:03,902
and our Imagine cameras
were there to capture it all.
901
00:33:03,944 --> 00:33:05,195
Hey, did you see this?
902
00:33:05,237 --> 00:33:06,696
Yeah, I saw it just now in the elevator.
903
00:33:06,738 --> 00:33:08,031
Is this the family
you've been talking about?
904
00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:09,074
It sure is.
905
00:33:09,116 --> 00:33:10,533
Wow! You got the rights to this?
906
00:33:10,575 --> 00:33:11,910
Well, only for the
killer... but that's enough
907
00:33:11,952 --> 00:33:13,245
for us to get a green light, right?
908
00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:15,080
Absolutely! It's our next Da Vinci Code!
909
00:33:15,122 --> 00:33:18,000
Yay! That's great!
910
00:33:18,041 --> 00:33:20,710
Plus, it's gonna put
Imagine News on the map.
911
00:33:20,752 --> 00:33:23,797
This is John Beard.
Remember: Love each other.
912
00:33:23,798 --> 00:33:33,798
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