1 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:05,739 Even though it was only a hundred miles 2 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:08,742 from her hometown of Newport Beach, 3 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:12,346 the desert created a whole new value system for Lindsay Bluth. 4 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,715 I'd give $20,000 for a lemonade right now. 5 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,717 For the most part. 6 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,553 It was here that she'd moved with her activist boyfriend... 7 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:22,723 Marky! Mommy needs mescaline! 8 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:23,757 ...and his mother. 9 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:25,893 And tell your girlfriend DeBrie 10 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:27,228 to shovel that ostrich crap! 11 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:28,862 It's not DeBrie, Ma Bark. 12 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,431 It's Lindsay. 13 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,166 I just cut off my hair. 14 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,401 I know who you are. 15 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:34,702 Now start shoveling! 16 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,670 God, you're lazier than Lindsay. 17 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,840 Marky, hurry! 18 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,575 -There's another dead iguana. -Oh. 19 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,377 What does this mean? 20 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,379 Probably those bastards next door. 21 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:48,216 The bastards next door were actually a gathered group 22 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:52,353 of CEOs who were attending a mid-summer sweat and squeeze. 23 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,954 They want us off their land. 24 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,923 Probably so they can build a border wall. 25 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:58,792 They just want to separate the whites from the browns. 26 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,628 You really are color-blind. 27 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:01,929 Face-blind. 28 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,631 Fortunately, I can see color. 29 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:06,534 That's how I can tell the browns are the Mexicans. 30 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,036 Anyway, I thought I scared those bastards off 31 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,204 by scaring their leader. 32 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,106 The strong will become the weak. 33 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:14,908 But I think I overdid it first on the maca, because I ended up 34 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:16,544 seeing two of him. 35 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,312 But to kill an innocent iguana, 36 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,314 this beautiful creature of the desert... 37 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:21,749 That lizard bastard bit me! 38 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:23,217 God! 39 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,952 Who keeps numbing these desert animals? 40 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:26,053 No, no, we'll kill it later. 41 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,255 Mom, lizard bite! 42 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,889 Put some rubbing mescaline on it! 43 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,624 Lindsay hated her new life, 44 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:31,825 but even more, she hated herself 45 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,761 for hating her new life. 46 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,796 Marky, I just don't know how much more of this I can take. 47 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,565 I'm surrounded by squalor and death, 48 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,633 and I still can't be happy. 49 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,302 Yeah, well, it's only gonna get worse, 50 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,137 'cause they're chasing us off the land. 51 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:44,472 I mean, where are we gonna go? 52 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:45,573 Hey, new girl, I just heard 53 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,175 about your mother's trial. 54 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:48,909 She was sent away. 55 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,845 Lindsay had missed her own mother's trial, 56 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:54,348 and for that, she'd never be able to forgive her... 57 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,150 Hey, I know a place that just opened up. 58 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,418 ...herself. 59 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,353 Now the story of a family 60 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:01,622 whose future was abruptly canceled, 61 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,991 and the one daughter who had no choice 62 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,227 but to keep her life together. 63 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,366 It's Lindsay's Arrested Development. 64 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,103 -Lindsay wanted to move -That's great. 65 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,206 to her mother's empty penthouse, 66 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:19,340 -but Marky wouldn't think -You dropped your shovel. 67 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,609 of leaving the old bird behind. 68 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,645 So it was a party of three 69 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:27,915 that had to sneak into the Balboa Towers. 70 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,452 Although Marky was having trouble 71 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,354 -accepting what appeared to be -Come on, Cindy. 72 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,655 a lavish lifestyle. 73 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,056 -What do you think? -Ugh. 74 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,858 Smells weird in here. What is that? 75 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,228 I think it's just... not urine. 76 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,862 And we're not moving in, 77 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,365 we're occupying a space with central air. 78 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:46,367 Cindy? 79 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,168 You okay? 80 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:50,971 Look, Lindsay, Cindy already marked the master. 81 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:51,905 Okay. 82 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:54,208 This will be where she goes. 83 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:55,743 So we're staying. 84 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:59,680 And we will change the world and hold our heads high. 85 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:04,151 And it might be nice to live like normal people for a change. 86 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,620 Let's put some newspaper on these windows. 87 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:12,726 One year later, however, 88 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,895 the only thing they'd actually changed was 89 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,365 getting the "not urine" smell out of the penthouse. 90 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,535 You're looking at Lindsay. 91 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:22,570 Still Lindsay. 92 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,071 Oh. Hey, Linds. 93 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:26,039 -How was beg? -Beg was good. 94 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,841 I found some tres leches cake. 95 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:28,776 That's great. 96 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,578 Hey, did you clean up? 97 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,213 No, no, I just cleared out a space to work on the Love bomb. 98 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:36,016 Oh, okay. I'll, uh, change out of these filthy clothes 99 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,518 and into some filthy lingerie. 100 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,387 I don't think I washed it. 101 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,623 No, I meant what we're gonna do to this guy-- Herbert Love. 102 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,224 Oh. 103 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:46,260 Herbert Love was a very conservative candidate 104 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,262 for a very conservative seat in the very conservative 105 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,863 -House of Representatives. -Look, look, look. 106 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,199 Am I guilty of anything? Yes. 107 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,435 Of having a great sense of humor. 108 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,970 But the two women who accused me of this crime 109 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:59,106 do not have a great sense of humor. 110 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:01,875 Look, in fact, I'll tell you the joke and let you be the judge... 111 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,577 Although he was prone to 112 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,145 the more than occasional harassment scandal. 113 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,714 I forgot the joke. 114 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,116 Oh, he's about to be harassed, all right. 115 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:11,719 I'm gonna spray the bastards with ink and glitter. 116 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,887 It'll be in their ears for weeks. 117 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,723 Thing is, I can't find the glitter anywhere. 118 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,291 Did you take the silver glitter? 119 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:19,427 Nope. I mean, I'd say check the junk drawer, 120 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,094 but I can't differentiate anymore. 121 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:23,497 Oh, God, what is this? 122 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:24,665 Oh. Okay, good. Perfect timing, 123 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,266 because this is where you come in. 124 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,569 A lot of this has to do with ink compression, 125 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,237 oxygen capacity, expulsion pressures. 126 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,341 But the point is, three days before the event, 127 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,409 I'm gonna take the explosive and hide in the podium. 128 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,411 On the night of the event, at exactly 7:30, 129 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:38,912 I'm gonna pull the pin to the tank. 130 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,481 Then you're gonna knock on the podium door 131 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,316 to let me know that the coast is clear. 132 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:45,319 When Love steps up to the podium at exactly 8:00, blam! 133 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:48,522 The podium doors burst open, and he and everyone will be... 134 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:50,424 Blue in the face, yeah. 135 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,192 That's better than what I had, actually. 136 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,027 I was gonna say they'd be covered in ink and glitter. 137 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:56,464 Or we can support Lucille 2, who he's running against. 138 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,098 She's right across the hall. 139 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,768 No, no! She's part of the problem. 140 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,770 Wait, you haven't been going over there, by the way? 141 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,472 -No one can know we're here. -Of course not. 142 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,374 Does it look like I'm lying? 143 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,542 It did. 144 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:11,345 But not to a man with face-blindness. 145 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:13,213 Yeah, no, I guess not. 146 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,048 Because Lindsay could only spend 147 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:17,050 so many hours with a shrill, feathered creature... 148 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:19,553 ...and needed to get away. 149 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,555 You look marvelous in that! 150 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,023 Here, try this on. 151 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,558 I can't believe how much I've missed 152 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,126 the feel of anything that isn't hemp. 153 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,294 And try this on. 154 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,729 Isn't that funny? 155 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,364 I used to wear that with the Captain. 156 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,399 And I was... 157 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,733 Tennille? 158 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,968 And not make contact, yes! 159 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,237 What am I gonna do, cut it down for my foster child? 160 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,172 That is what she wanted to do, 161 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:42,676 until he threatened to call Social Services. 162 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,645 Oh, look what I made you. 163 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,346 Oh! I love it! 164 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,148 It's glittery! 165 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:51,652 Lindsay was no stranger to making campaign posters, 166 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,187 having made several in her seventh grade 167 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:57,257 class president campaign against Sally Sitwell. 168 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,827 Sally ultimately proved successful 169 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,262 with a more fact-based campaign. 170 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:03,764 A couple of tiny notes, hon. 171 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:06,434 There are two S's in "congress." 172 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,168 And I just call myself Lucille... 173 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,937 Lucille 1. I'm so sorry. 174 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,204 No. 175 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,239 Just Lucille. 176 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:13,841 But I love it! 177 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,276 Oh, I wish you'd officially work for my campaign. 178 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,678 We could make such a difference. 179 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,747 Well, Marky says that's not 180 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,181 the way we should make change. 181 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,716 Oh, speaking of, do you mind 182 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,852 if I go through your couch cushions? 183 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,888 Oh, honey, I wish you'd take the rest of this tres leches cake. 184 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:30,190 It's from a dear Hispanic supporter. 185 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,260 And I'll never get it into the bay in one piece. 186 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,596 Honestly, Lucille 2, you've been like a mother to me. 187 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,130 Aw. 188 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:39,967 Except kind and loving and willing to let me eat. 189 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,269 It just blows me away. 190 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:43,971 Lindsay knew she had to keep 191 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,239 her secret life of luxury hidden... 192 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,541 You're looking at Lindsay. 193 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:48,642 Still Lindsay. 194 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,077 ...from a boyfriend that was 195 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,945 preparing to squat in a podium 196 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,914 for three days with a paint bomb. 197 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,816 But, Marky, I mean, won't you go crazy in there? 198 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,918 Oh, no, that's nothing. I once did a week and a half 199 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,386 in an oil drum just to throw a pie 200 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,420 at Arnold Schwarzenegger. 201 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:01,889 I never heard about that. 202 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,924 Oh, yeah, well, the press tried to spin it as 203 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:06,259 "Hippie tries to play pie-tin Frisbee with the governor," 204 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,161 but... this time, I'm eating beforehand. 205 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,130 Yeah, I-I see that. 206 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,999 Hey, can I get you a fork? 207 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:15,235 'Cause that's my brother whose face you're licking. 208 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,404 That's a face? 209 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,640 Everything I do is wrong. 210 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:20,808 I knew you wouldn't be 211 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:21,909 on board with this, Lindsay. 212 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:22,910 I'm sorry to say this, 213 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,578 but you are losing your passion. 214 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,847 What passion? You don't even look at me. 215 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,616 I don't know if I've said this before-- 216 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,117 it's not important or anything-- 217 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,819 but I'm really, really pretty. 218 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,320 I'm the straightest guy you know! 219 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:34,655 Why does every man feel like 220 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,256 they have to say that to me? 221 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,458 Quiet! Cindy's in heat. 222 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:40,260 You know how much she hates it when we argue. 223 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,129 Now listen to me. This protest of mine 224 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,431 -can really make a difference. -Yeah, it's gonna land you 225 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,633 -in jail, Marky. -Oh, there it is. 226 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:46,967 Oh, yeah, so that's-- oh, yeah. 227 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,636 You know what, you are just as selfish 228 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,170 -and money-hungry as you ever were. -No, I'm... 229 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,872 -Yes, you are. -That's not true. 230 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,841 Ooh, a Neiman's catalog. 231 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:57,377 But it was what she found stuck inside the catalog 232 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,046 that got her attention. 233 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,648 And that's when she found the mother lode. 234 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,851 "From Gangie 4: Facelift." 235 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,453 What a load of... 236 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,055 Mother. 237 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:10,858 And this time, she did make a court appearance. 238 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,827 Cheryl, you've got no backhand! 239 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,395 I'm working the whole court, 240 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:18,498 and you keep hitting the balls high. 241 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:21,902 Oh, great, looks like we've got another high-end hooker in here. 242 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,470 Oh, thank you, Mother. 243 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,639 So, let's cut to the chase. 244 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:29,309 I want to talk to you about a check for plastic surgery. 245 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,311 I already wrote you a check for that. 246 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,246 Lucille had, back when Lindsay thought 247 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,916 -she was only 12 years old. -New nose. 248 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,852 Worrying it would hurt her daughter's feelings... 249 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,220 Put a "Y" on there. 250 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,322 ...she put a fun spin on it. 251 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,891 - "Nosy." - And you should be 252 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,258 thanking me for that. 253 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:46,994 You looked like a can opener. 254 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,262 No, a check for my daughter. 255 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:50,530 She's gorgeous. 256 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:52,232 And I love her just the way she is. 257 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,267 When was the last time you saw her? 258 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:57,370 She's been living with her father the past year, 259 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:01,575 and it's been... really hard. 260 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:04,745 I'll be out on parole by the time you work up a tear. 261 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,681 What makes you think I wrote a check to your daughter, nosy? 262 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,049 It came to the penthouse. 263 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,751 Well, well. 264 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:13,186 Little Miss Lives-Off-the-Land is living in my penthouse. 265 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:16,423 Okay, so you figured it out, Gene Parmesan. 266 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:20,728 Just goes to show, the apple does not far from the tree fall. 267 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,130 I am like you nothing. 268 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,365 You're not even my real mother. 269 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,100 I am a political activist. 270 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:30,437 Oh, you're a lot more like me than you know, sister. 271 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,640 Except I can back up my bad choices. 272 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,574 I'm doing hard time. 273 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,810 Your 3:00 p.m. hot rock massage is open. 274 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,746 Thanks for coming, sweetheart. 275 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,781 - Mm. - But Lindsay wanted 276 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,816 to prove that she wasn't like her so-called mother. 277 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,987 And that's why she did this. 278 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,790 I'm in. 279 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,792 Let's bomb the bastard. 280 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,628 It's Lindsay. 281 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:57,097 - Oh, yes! - Yeah! 282 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,636 Lindsay and her boyfriend Marky arrived in-- 283 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:05,238 get this-- Beverly Hills to prepare 284 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,675 for their act of glittery social protest. 285 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,610 But Lindsay was having second thoughts. 286 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,780 Marky, look, um, 287 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:15,849 I have this check that my mother wrote for my daughter. 288 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,686 It can buy us a lot of leaflets against Love. 289 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,620 And also a lot of Nature's Miracle. 290 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:23,023 You know, there's a huge sale going on right now at Petco... 291 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,758 No, never! Rip it up! No money! 292 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,194 And don't worry, I've thought of everything. 293 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,495 He had. 294 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:29,763 Except for someone to watch Cindy. 295 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,531 Oh, but she's locked in. 296 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,700 What's the worst that can happen? 297 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,171 -Good luck. -Thanks. 298 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,107 Ah! What a great day to step out 299 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,275 onto an over-irrigated golf course and play a game 300 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,679 that wastes vast acres of usable, farm-able land. 301 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,815 And after a few nights in the trailer, 302 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:51,685 Lindsay showed up in Lucille 2's Tennille wig 303 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,887 to be ready to release Marky from the podium 304 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:56,056 at the appointed time, 305 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,558 and then stroll out together in disguise. 306 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,527 I think that's what this part refers to 307 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,129 back when the disguise was 308 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,131 going to be a two-part horse costume. 309 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,534 But soon, she ran into a father she hadn't seen in over a year. 310 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:11,071 Lindsay, I forgot, you dyed your hair. 311 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,505 Do you have any money? 312 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,640 And that's how Lindsay 313 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,076 parted with the check for Maeby 314 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,879 that Marky had told her to rip up. 315 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,380 And it was then she ran into a daughter... 316 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,082 Maeby. 317 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,717 ...whose $50,000 check she'd just given away... 318 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,085 Mom. 319 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,486 ...stealing some coconut shrimp. 320 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,721 Of course you're here. 321 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,489 I should've known you'd be 322 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,358 -supporting this right-wing, dangerous crackpot. -No, no. 323 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,927 I am here undercover with my boyfriend. 324 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,929 We are gonna take down Love 325 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:39,499 with a random act of senseless nonviolence. 326 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,434 Maeby felt a foreign feeling. 327 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,603 I actually respect that. 328 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,272 -Thank you, Maeby. -Which is why, 329 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,440 for the first time in her adult life... 330 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,076 So what are you doing here? 331 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,611 ...Maeby was totally honest with her mother. 332 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,580 I'm getting a lifetime achievement award 333 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,715 for my work in the entertainment business. 334 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,250 I tried. 335 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,019 Tell your therapist I tried. 336 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,521 But realizing she was still too early 337 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,390 to let Marky out of the podium, 338 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,793 Lindsay headed to the bar, 339 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,694 and that's when she met the man she was there to sabotage... 340 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,229 Is it just me, 341 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,032 or are we the only two people who don't fit in 342 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,202 with all these Orange County phonies? 343 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,806 ...and had no idea who he was. 344 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,041 They are a bunch of phonies. 345 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,409 I usually don't even go to these things. 346 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,543 And perhaps it was 347 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,245 because he reminded her so much 348 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,781 of Tobias when they first started dating, 349 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,549 but Lindsay flirted back. 350 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,918 What's your name, princess? 351 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,486 Cindy Featherbottom. 352 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,923 Of the Laguna Beach Featherbottoms? 353 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,724 Are you trying to find out where I live? 354 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,327 - And your favorite kind of jewelry. - 355 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,129 Lindsay hadn't heard the word "jewelry" 356 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,564 in a long time but tried to stay strong. 357 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,500 How do I know you're not one of these phonies? 358 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:51,604 The only phony I'm interested in is your phony number. 359 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,606 And like Cinderella at the ball, 360 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,109 Lindsay really felt like a princess for a change... 361 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,277 Okay. 362 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,112 ...but also like Cinderella, 363 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,614 -she lost track of the time... -It's, uh, 714... -Mm-hmm. 364 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,786 - ...and had forgotten 365 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,422 to release Marky from the podium, 366 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,424 and that's when she was struck 367 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,592 -with an eerie sense... -Right this way, sir, 368 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,294 -right this way. -...of déjà vu. 369 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,428 Lindsay. 370 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,665 Oh, God, he blued himself. 371 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,137 Lindsay's attempt to create a disaster 372 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,506 for Herbert Love was a complete disaster, 373 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,309 and as she tried to slip away without drawing attention 374 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,311 to herself, she was once again approached... 375 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,146 -Cindy Featherbottom. -...by the man whose name she never got. 376 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,547 Here's my private number. 377 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,949 Give me a call; perhaps we can engage 378 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,485 -in some sexual congress. -Although that's 379 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,387 a total giveaway, right? 380 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,956 What a wonderful sense of humor. 381 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,992 I'd like that very much. 382 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,860 Sir, the press awaits. 383 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,128 Now, I don't know what this nut was protesting tonight. 384 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,496 I thought you were supposed to be sticking it 385 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,164 to the man, not the other way around. 386 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,532 Maeby. 387 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,134 You think he likes me that way? 388 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,503 No, Mom, that's Herbert Love, 389 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,470 the man you're here to protest. 390 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,705 And I hear the guy with the bomb 391 00:13:58,738 --> 00:13:59,973 snuck up here from Mexico. 392 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:00,974 That's why I say, 393 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:04,244 we have got to build a wall 394 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,479 -between us and Mexico. -Oh, no. 395 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,381 H-How could you not recognize him? 396 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,583 In fairness to Lindsay, it was Marky's 397 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,420 face-blindness that led him to mistake this photo 398 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,687 for the candidate. 399 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,356 Why Lindsay failed to recognize 400 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:20,227 musical icon Nat King Cole cannot be explained. 401 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,262 But he's so modern looking. 402 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,064 I mean, obviously I didn't know it was the man 403 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,033 whose politics I'm here to protest. 404 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,267 I guess I was just having fun, 405 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,102 pretending I had my old life back. 406 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,770 Well, we'll just be friends, and I'm gonna keep it 407 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,373 light and fun with him and not talk politics at all. 408 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,375 I can't believe you're such a sellout. 409 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,111 --Are you really going to whore yourself out like that? 410 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,180 -I am not a whore. -Yeah, you're a whore. 411 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,114 I am not a whore. 412 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,515 Look, I am still committed to my ideals 413 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,784 and to my Marky. 414 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,253 Lindsay! 415 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,787 Lindsay, Lindsay! 416 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,256 Well, you certainly have a type. 417 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,890 Lindsay? Have you seen a woman named Lindsay? 418 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,059 If you see a woman named Lindsay, 419 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,694 tell her to bail me out. 420 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,296 I'll do my best, sir. 421 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,564 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 422 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,032 Taxi. 423 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,633 Tell Lindsay to feed Cindy. 424 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:01,734 - She thinks she's... - Taxi. 425 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,439 Lindsay was as blue as one of her men 426 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,741 when she returned to the penthouse, 427 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,911 and that's when she decided to get half in the bag. 428 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:16,116 - But even though she felt bad... - 429 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,618 ...she was at least able to turn a man's head... 430 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,320 Gentlemen, start your engines. 431 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,989 ...although, perhaps had his head not turned... 432 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,656 -Buster. -...he would have seen 433 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:24,992 -the ostrich warning on the door. -No, Gob. 434 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,326 Oh! 435 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,827 After another night 436 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,998 in the trailer, Lindsay went to the model home 437 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,599 to give a daughter who called her a whore 438 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,101 a piece of her mind. 439 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,503 Hi, sweetie. 440 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,638 Of course, she needed a place to stay, so she couldn't 441 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,074 -just jump right in. -I thought I'd surprise you with a visit. 442 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,310 Yeah, well, the bags are certainly a surprise. 443 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,611 You're not thinking of moving in, are you? 444 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,646 -What? No. -Yeah, because 445 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,914 I don't think Dad would be cool with it. 446 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,349 -No, of course not. -Yeah. 447 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,319 -Is he in? -No. 448 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,288 Oh, what happened there? 449 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,857 Kids or people who like kids. 450 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,359 So, where's Marky? 451 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:03,163 God, Marky will be in jail for quite a while. 452 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,864 She actually had just come from visiting him. 453 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:08,168 So it, uh, turns out the glitter was shrapnel grade. 454 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,170 They're upping my charges 455 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,540 from prank bomb to non-Arab terrorism. 456 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,008 This is where you letting me out 457 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,143 of the podium would have really helped. 458 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,644 Why didn't you just come out? 459 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,512 I couldn't do it; someone locked me in. 460 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,947 In fact, it was Gob, 461 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,616 thinking he was trapping the magician Tony Wonder 462 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,052 into one of his illusions. 463 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,619 Hey, Mark, you guys want to see 464 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,854 a real failed magician, you might want 465 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:28,988 to get down to the Opies tonight. 466 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,557 It's going to be hysterical. 467 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,025 I need you to bail me out, Lindsay. 468 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,560 -I need you to use that check. -Oh, I... 469 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:34,861 I don't have that check anymore. 470 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,996 -What? -You told me to rip it up. 471 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,498 I thought you said you didn't believe in money. 472 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,832 I didn't until I realized what it could keep me from. 473 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,401 Jail's a lot like Swappigans, 474 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,703 except there's only one thing to swap. 475 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,038 It's scary. 476 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,306 - Anus tart. - Yep, 477 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,541 -that's me. -MARKY: Oh, God, that could have been me. 478 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,710 Lindsay, listen to me-- I'm scared. 479 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:51,844 I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared. 480 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,513 - I'm really scared. - No touching. 481 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,814 Actually it's kind of nice 482 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,549 to have a little me time. 483 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,551 Oh, of course, that's why you were giving Herbert Love 484 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,820 a little you time last night. 485 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,156 You were flirting with him to get Marky out of jail. 486 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,724 Well, yeah, that is 487 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:09,096 what I should have been do-- what I did, yeah, yeah. 488 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,331 That's exactly what I should have and did do. 489 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,401 And it's not that bad an idea, actually. 490 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,269 You could get him to do anything 'cause he's probably 491 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,438 just one of those shallow guys who's only interested in looks. 492 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,107 I miss that. 493 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,441 Missed that. 494 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,775 Yeah, you know, maybe it would be 495 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,011 a good idea if I got in touch with him. 496 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,181 I mean, he did give me his card. 497 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,183 Although I could never call him. 498 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,219 I could call him for you 499 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,287 and I'll tell him it has to be tonight. 500 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,256 Well, the sooner the better. 501 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,557 Got to get Marky out of jail. 502 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,592 That's why the sooner the better. 503 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,594 So Maeby arranged for a meeting 504 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,231 that evening at Hollywood's exclusive Ealing Club 505 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,199 between Herbert Love and Cindy Featherbottom. 506 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,435 I like this place. 507 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,970 No cameras, no phones. 508 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,372 Everyone's cool. 509 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,474 Well, thank you for being willing to meet. 510 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,975 Meet, greet. 511 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,610 Sure are sweet. 512 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:58,645 What a treat. 513 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,380 What did the lamb say? 514 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,449 Baa? 515 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,483 Bleat. 516 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,884 Ah, yes, of course. 517 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,386 I was just wondering, 518 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,321 is anything really bad going to happen 519 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,790 to that blue guy from the rally? 520 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:11,758 Do you want to press charges? 521 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,626 Who can think of Little Boy Blue 522 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,596 -when I've got this beautiful face in front of me? -Oh. 523 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,399 Thanks, haven't heard that in a long time. 524 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,801 Your cheekbones are even higher than my approval rating. 525 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,304 Your brain can register my cheekbones? 526 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,905 I'll register 'em to vote. 527 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,341 --Your lips are like a Murphy bed. 528 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,609 They don't take up much space, 529 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,611 but they are there when you need 'em. 530 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:35,682 Okay, you are a poet. 531 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,851 You're wonderful. 532 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,653 But, um, yeah, I-I do want to talk 533 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,589 to you about a couple of issues. 534 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:46,926 Can we just have one night where we don't talk about politics? 535 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,796 Yes, yes, just one night. 536 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,431 -We deserve it. -Let's get a room. 537 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,632 Yes-- no. 538 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:53,600 What? 539 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,668 Uh, I... okay. 540 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,337 We can talk in a room, I guess. 541 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,208 And later, down in the lobby, as Herbert 542 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,109 went off to do some business... 543 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,877 You hang tight. 544 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,547 I'm going to meet with some of my, uh, "constititutes." 545 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,848 ...Lindsay ran into her brother Michael. 546 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,550 -Hi-lo. -Michael? 547 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,651 Hi. 548 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,220 -How are you? -Oh, good, good. 549 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,721 I almost didn't recognize you. 550 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,155 -It's my hair. -That's some of it, 551 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,957 but it's also, you're with a guy 552 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,193 that pretty much represents everything you pretend to hate. 553 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,894 -Was that Herbert Love? -Great, now I remember 554 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,630 why we fell out of touch. 555 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,732 No, Lindsay, I'm kidding, kidding, kidding, I'm so sorry. 556 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,033 I'm sure that you're having a great influence 557 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,701 on him, you know. 558 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,337 Thanks. 559 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,039 But if you really want to blow him-- away, 560 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:36,809 you know the wall issue that everyone is talking about? 561 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,645 The wall between Mexico and the U.S.? 562 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,046 Tell him to take it down? 563 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,515 Or just not to put it up. No wall yet. 564 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,484 Oh, no, there's no-- I knew that, yeah. 565 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,253 If you could get him 566 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,421 against the wall, Lindsay... 567 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,857 Well, I had no idea you were this socially conscious. 568 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,592 He wasn't. 569 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,027 In fact, he was just using her Love connection 570 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,730 to make good on a deal he'd struck 571 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,766 to get his father's movie rights. 572 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,335 Can you help me, then, with Love? 573 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,371 Of course I will. 574 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,107 If you do something for me. 575 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,709 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 576 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,944 I would like to use your membership at the Balboa Club. 577 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,613 The girl I've been telling you about-- 578 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,082 she likes nice things, and if everything goes well tonight, 579 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,917 I think I may want to take her out 580 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:18,918 for a nice dinner. 581 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,053 You really like this girl? 582 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,189 -She's Tracey. -Oh. 583 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,426 Fat Tracey or thin Tracey at the end? 584 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,595 I think, just on this, you owe me the membership. 585 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,062 You know, we're kind of maxed out 586 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,299 at the club, but if you show them my card, 587 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:36,903 I'm sure they won't turn you away at the door. 588 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,871 You'd do this for me? 589 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,473 I will if you... 590 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,042 -Yeah, sure, fine. -Yeah? 591 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,211 Yeah, I'll talk to him about the wall. 592 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,380 -Good. -I mean, I want to change politics. 593 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,582 -Great. -What's in it for me? 594 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,484 So not completely change them? 595 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:52,585 What do you want? 596 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:53,920 Well, actually 597 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,288 I want you to talk to that warden guy 598 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,390 about getting my boyfriend out 599 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,659 'cause I really don't think Herbert's gonna help with that. 600 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,528 Well, I have a script notes call with him on Tuesday. 601 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,164 -Yeah, I'll talk to Warden Gentles. -Great, thank you. 602 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,633 This is good. 603 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,435 -Of course. -Glad we ran into each other. 604 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,836 If you do something for me. 605 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,238 I'm making this movie and I need everybody's rights. 606 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,273 And that's how Lindsay agreed 607 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,809 -to give Michael her rights for his movie. -I'll do it. -Great. 608 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,177 Thanks. 609 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,846 That's it. 610 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,781 But it shouldn't have been 611 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,083 because he should have asked for help getting into a club 612 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,786 he was about to discover was members only. 613 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,588 -This is a membership place, huh? -It is, 614 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,156 -yes, members only. -Yeah, I'm meeting my son up there. 615 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,492 Maybe he's already up there. Could you maybe page him 616 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,794 -up there? -And when the page proved fruitless... 617 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,829 If you'd like to have a seat and wait... 618 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,599 You're gonna make me look like a big shot in front of my son. 619 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,767 And when the page proved fruitless, 620 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,370 Michael decided to head George Michael off 621 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,639 before he could get to the club's lobby with a small lie. 622 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,207 Hey, buddy, it's Dad. 623 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,310 Um, I am having real trouble getting up there. 624 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,946 Uh, this traffic is unbelievable. 625 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,948 Which led to a slightly bigger lie... 626 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,318 We got a light aircraft right in the middle of the freeway. 627 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,354 -You know? -...and then some effort to make it foolproof. 628 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,956 Um, and, uh, the kicker is that there's no news crew. 629 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,226 I mean, I guess they can't get in either 'cause of the traffic, 630 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,995 so no one's going to be able to see this. 631 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,029 But perhaps, 632 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,964 had Michael not have lied, 633 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,701 he wouldn't have felt suspicious when, moments later, 634 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,503 -he received a return call from his son... -You know what? 635 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,405 I bet we're sitting in the exact same traffic. 636 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,508 -This is a mess. -...canceling the get-together entirely. 637 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:24,310 Oh, God, they're forcing us off. Oh, they're closing the lanes. 638 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,345 Meanwhile, in Herbert's hotel room, 639 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:27,914 Lindsay was worried she was 640 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,216 too quickly abandoning her principles. 641 00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:32,419 Wait... I can't do this 642 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:35,688 unless you promise to be against the wall. 643 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,657 What the hell? 644 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:38,858 It's better for my back anyway. 645 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,159 Thank you. 646 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,761 Although technically 647 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,730 that was one of Michael's principles. 648 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:44,697 Well... 649 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,533 That was so not quick. 650 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,668 Well, I paid for six hours. 651 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,403 I want to get my money's worth. 652 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:51,904 Imagine what would have happened if you had the room 653 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,339 for the whole night. 654 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,774 Oh, I got it for the whole month. 655 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,943 You crack me up. 656 00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:58,911 God, can you believe this is happening? 657 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,247 I mean, we're such opposites and yet we're so in synch. 658 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,283 -It's like we finish each other's... -Sandwiches? 659 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:06,753 What's the point of raising funds if I'm eating sandwiches? 660 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:09,188 I got something for you. 661 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,190 Oh, really? 662 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,362 And perhaps it was the heart that made her wonder 663 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:20,366 if Herbert was the Love the Four Seasons shaman spoke of. 664 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,636 When love is near, your heart will be happy. 665 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:24,871 This way 666 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,107 you'll always have a little Love near your heart. 667 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,411 -Aah, Jesus Christ! -Oh! 668 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:33,646 -I'm sorry. -Why would you do that? 669 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,381 No, I thought it was cute, I saw it in a movie. 670 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,449 -Okay? -Okay, okay, great, thank you. 671 00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:37,984 Oh, I feel so special. 672 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:39,418 You are special. 673 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:41,220 Lindsay wasn't special, 674 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,923 but he'd gotten the necklaces on special. 675 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,424 So, when can I see you 676 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,093 -again? -The only way 677 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:50,229 we can see each other is if you work for my campaign. 678 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,766 You are going to be my key advisor. 679 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,302 She would be enacting social change after all. 680 00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:57,904 I would like that very much. 681 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,272 She's going to need a key to my room, 682 00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:03,209 and I'd advise you to use it when I call you. 683 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,581 Since Herbert couldn't officially spend money 684 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,249 on Lindsay, and Lindsay hadn't told Herbert 685 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,151 -who she really was... -Uh, why don't you go 686 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:13,786 -make the rounds, and, uh, I'll get us checked in. -Okay. 687 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,354 ...Lindsay had to pay for dinner 688 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,989 -the way she always had... -Uh, Bluth. 689 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,358 -I made a reservation. -...by secretly putting it 690 00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:20,927 -on her family tab. -Hi-lo. Nice to meet you. 691 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,461 Oh, I'm sorry, the Bluths have been seated. 692 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,330 But she wasn't the only Bluth 693 00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:25,865 pretending to be something they weren't that night. 694 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,935 Who's the cheap redhead? 695 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,504 Well, hello. 696 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:32,872 Hello. 697 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:34,140 Indeed. 698 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,543 Look at you. What are you doing here? 699 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:39,211 I need the membership. I'm taking my boss out to dinner. 700 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,147 It's too late. I already made a deal with Dad for it. 701 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,349 This is why I had to ask you for the in with Herbert Love. 702 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:45,451 Exactly, and that's why you are leaving, 703 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,386 and I'm going to stay because I'm the one who did the favor. 704 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,221 I got Love against the wall. Plus I've got to impress him. 705 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,390 He's making me part of his campaign. 706 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:53,125 I'm sorry, there seems to have been a mix-up. 707 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,794 -A merry one. -Oh. 708 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,463 A merry one. I already paid you back for the favor when 709 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,532 I talked to the warden about getting Marky out of prison. 710 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:01,000 Oh, God, not now. 711 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:02,669 -When? -I don't know, but listen. 712 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,303 I haven't been on a date in a very, very long time, 713 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,705 and she's already going out with Ron Howard 714 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,139 so I need to impress her. 715 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,875 Actually, it was Ron's daughter, 716 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:10,476 but Michael still didn't know that. 717 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,812 Great to see you. And you look so good. 718 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,046 So do you. I do hate the campaign, 719 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,248 okay, but I'm changing him. 720 00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:17,550 I'm his key advisor. 721 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:19,351 Although without an office, 722 00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:21,754 she was forced to advise him in the back of his limo. 723 00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:24,256 And soon she was advising him all over town. 724 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,925 And he respect me for it. 725 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,694 He respects me for who I am. 726 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,361 So does mine. Listen, we'll share it, okay? 727 00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:31,063 -Okay. -Got it? Great. 728 00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:33,032 Oh! My name is Cindy Featherbottom. 729 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,334 Right. Oh, and I-I used to be a real estate tycoon, 730 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,169 now I'm an impressive producer. Got it? 731 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,404 -Got it. -Eat light. 732 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:41,373 This is my date. This is Rebel Alley. 733 00:25:41,407 --> 00:25:43,175 Oh, and my boss, Herbert Love. 734 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:45,444 -Hi-lo. -Hi-lo? 735 00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:47,279 Just like your plan to hurt the poor. 736 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:50,082 I thought that was about neglecting the poor. 737 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,218 I guess the special tonight is red snapper. 738 00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:54,153 How do you know this woman? 739 00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:59,726 Uh, she is... um... 740 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,562 I just, I mean... 741 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:05,464 -High school. -Brother and sister. 742 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:07,066 We can't be brother-sister-- she knows about the family. 743 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:08,968 -We don't. -Just met. 744 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,903 Yeah, so, but let's eat. 745 00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:12,605 And that's how Lindsay found herself 746 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:16,042 on a very awkward double date with her brother. 747 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:18,978 Is everybody's food as delicious as my side salad? 748 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:21,213 And a couple of glasses of white wine in, 749 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,950 Rebel started to espouse her liberal agenda. 750 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,985 It's just a little hard to sit two feet away from someone 751 00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:28,587 who doesn't believe in paying for a woman's contraception. 752 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:31,658 Well, to be fair, no, he does pay for the room. 753 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:34,326 Is there anything better than the great American scallop? 754 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,796 Look how he changes the subject. 755 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,965 Aren't you glad your teenager's not here to see this? 756 00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:40,432 You have a teenager? 757 00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:42,568 I'm a movie prod... 758 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,637 Movie producer. 759 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:46,973 Producing a movie right now-- Rebel's in it 760 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,308 -for Imagine Entertainment. -Oh! 761 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,277 Is that Ron Howard's company? 762 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,079 -Uh, yeah. -Yes. 763 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:55,447 I don't want to be the one to say it, but I hate that guy. 764 00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:58,284 He's just another Hollywood liberal big shot. 765 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,519 Oh. There are a lot of those Ron Howards out there 766 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,188 that do abuse their power, 767 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:04,924 but I will tell you, sir, that I do not do that. 768 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:08,761 Well, don't you have to have power to abuse the power? 769 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,497 Um, I am not going to sit here and defend Ron Howard 770 00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:15,267 to someone who's never achieved half of what he's achieved. 771 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,602 Are you saying that to him or to me? 772 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:17,804 I forgot how touchy 773 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:19,605 these Hollywood people can be. 774 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,608 Oh, I'm not. I'm not. Are you saying that I am? 775 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,143 Maybe Ron Howard is, but I-I mean, I don't know. 776 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:26,278 But I'm not. And I am also not 777 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,147 one of those Beverly Hills billionaires 778 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,648 who can't go two minutes without putting his phone to his... 779 00:27:29,682 --> 00:27:33,285 I got to take this. Hold on one second. Hello? 780 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,888 Hey, George Michael. You stuck in traffic, pal? 781 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:38,124 No, I just feel terrible that we couldn't get together 782 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,026 the other night and, uh, I miss you, you know. 783 00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:42,128 But I'm free all night if you wanted... 784 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,830 -Well... listen, I-I... -But Michael was still stinging... 785 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:45,698 I'm in the middle of a film meeting... 786 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,366 ...over his son not making it to the Ealing Club... 787 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:50,469 I've got these people in politics involved and I just... 788 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,639 You know, I can't get away this time, you know. Maybe... 789 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,909 ...even though Michael had lied to him about it first. 790 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,310 You know, just, I'm a super busy guy. 791 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,012 -And back at the table... -So... 792 00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:01,981 I can't believe that a woman would support this guy. 793 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,816 ...Lindsay found herself torn... 794 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:07,153 And I assume by being with him, you just parrot his values. 795 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,388 -...between who she was with... -I don't appreciate you 796 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:10,689 saying that, okay? 797 00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:12,658 I have my own values, Rebel, 798 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,861 and believe it or not, they're closer to yours than you think. 799 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:16,595 ...and who she wanted to be. 800 00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:19,065 'Cause I do appreciate you saying that. 801 00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:21,700 But what do I know? I'm just some shallow Hollywood... 802 00:28:21,734 --> 00:28:24,070 Oh, God, I've got to get this. 803 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:26,272 It could be my agent. Hello? 804 00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:28,707 Now that is one redhead 805 00:28:28,741 --> 00:28:30,843 I do not want to have sexual relations with. 806 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:35,181 -Well... -So... are we having dessert? 807 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,916 -No. -No. Uh-uh. 808 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,417 Well, I don't want to be the one to say it, 809 00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:40,352 but if we are not going to have dessert, 810 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:43,422 -then I think I am going to leave. -Oh, no. 811 00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:45,958 But-but we're going to discuss those new positions tonight. 812 00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:48,027 Wasn't that the plan? 813 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,129 I think the best position for me to be in tonight 814 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,031 is with my wife, 815 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,433 and tomorrow I'm taking my wife and children 816 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:57,469 to see the beautiful American ocean. 817 00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:06,045 Lindsay started rethinking her new life and that's when 818 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,114 she ran into the man from her old one. 819 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:10,716 -Marky? -Lindsay? 820 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,284 -Oh, Lindsay. -Marky. 821 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:15,221 I did it. I beat the system. 822 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,622 I got out my way. 823 00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:18,724 I thought my brother asked Warden Gentles 824 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,093 -to get you out. -No, I mean from the Dumpster. 825 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:22,628 You wouldn't believe the scallops they're throwing 826 00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:25,131 away here, but I got out of that Dumpster my way. 827 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:26,966 I've really missed you. 828 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:29,768 Yeah, I missed you, too. 829 00:29:29,802 --> 00:29:32,271 I feel like I really lost my way for a while. 830 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,006 Me, too. It's almost like 831 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,176 maybe we shouldn't skip town after this next one. 832 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:39,578 Next one? Another paint bomb? 833 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,347 No, a real one. 834 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:44,283 On the Cinco de Cuatro, Love's boat is going to... 835 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:47,019 -Sink-o. -...go into the... Yes, sink-o. 836 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:48,354 See, the coast guard is going to be busy that night, 837 00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,122 so after it's done, we slip away 838 00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:53,325 and make our way down to Mexico and reunite with Mom. 839 00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:54,927 I just have to find a boat that won't get chorizo 840 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:57,296 -caught in the propeller. -Lindsay was torn. 841 00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:59,465 Her head was with Marky... 842 00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:02,168 but it was Love who was close to her heart. 843 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:06,205 So the next night at Cinco, she felt she had no choice 844 00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:08,274 -but to betray one -Herbert. 845 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,209 -to protect the other. -Hi. Um, listen. 846 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:13,545 I'm here undercover because I have some inside information 847 00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:15,848 that you really need to know about. 848 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,383 But as it turned out, Herbert had 849 00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:20,019 some undercover information for her, too. 850 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:22,521 I cannot be under the covers with you anymore. 851 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:24,223 It's over between us. 852 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:27,359 My wife found out and I told her there was nothing emotional, 853 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:28,794 that you were just a prostitute. 854 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,497 -I'm not a prostitute. -Oh, I know, I know. 855 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:33,165 The point is, we are through. 856 00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:34,333 Here's a little severance package 857 00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:36,002 for servicing my package. 858 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:39,005 Lindsay tried to throw the money in his face, 859 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:41,707 but she didn't have the muscle memory for it. 860 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,576 -She's keeping it. -Oh, good. 861 00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,178 And don't forget to vote. 862 00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:47,846 This isn't over. 863 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,982 I'm not some taco you can throw into the bay. 864 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:54,853 -Lindsay wanted to get back -I can't do this. 865 00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:56,388 at Love... 866 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:59,258 but not by blowing him up 867 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:02,861 and heading to Mexico to be with Marky's awful mother. 868 00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:07,333 And that's when she ran into her own awful mother. 869 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,668 Mom. What are you doing here? 870 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,737 Lindsay. I thought you were a hooker. 871 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,772 -Again. -It's a wig. 872 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,341 No one recognizes me in it. 873 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:16,943 Oh, I recognized you. 874 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,710 Let me rephrase that more kindly. 875 00:31:18,744 --> 00:31:22,514 I hear you're hooking now with Herbert Love. 876 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:24,216 -It's called hooking up. -Oh. 877 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,185 And, yeah, I got a little sidetracked, 878 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,921 but I know who I am now. 879 00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:30,589 I'm back to being severely liberal. 880 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:32,258 Well, like I said, 881 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,926 the one time you were nice enough to visit me, 882 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,761 you are who you are-- 883 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:38,030 a blonde, waspy Orange County princess 884 00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:40,032 who doesn't care about anything but herself 885 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,934 and that's okay. 886 00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:44,103 Ah, sarcasm. 887 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:48,474 No, I'm a Bluth and so are you. 888 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:51,243 You really know how to twist the knife. 889 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:53,612 But you are right about one thing. 890 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,147 Lindsay was done pretending to be red. 891 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:57,916 I don't need this anymore. 892 00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:59,318 And she decided the best way to get back 893 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:01,753 at her mother and Herbert Love 894 00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:04,623 was by working for their mutual rival. 895 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:07,426 Lucille 2. I've got great news. 896 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:10,629 I'm finally available to become your campaign manager. 897 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,331 Oh, that's lovely, dear. 898 00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:15,667 But I found someone more qualified than you. 899 00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:17,169 Hello, Lindsay. 900 00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:19,605 Sally. 901 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:21,107 It was Sally Sitwell, a woman 902 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,341 who'd long been Lindsay's rival. 903 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:24,610 -It's been a while. -Mm. 904 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,845 How is she more qualified than me? 905 00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:28,414 She has integrity. 906 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:29,648 And look at this hair. 907 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:31,350 Look at this beautiful, long hair. 908 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,853 I made you a banner. 909 00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:36,755 Look, I can really help this campaign. 910 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,091 You already have, more than you know. 911 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,661 -Now, give her a little show-and-tell. -Mm. 912 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:43,996 Show-and-tell? 913 00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:46,098 Oh, she just means these photos 914 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:49,135 of Herbert Love with a mystery redhead 915 00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:50,769 he's cheating on his wife with. 916 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,371 Who took these? 917 00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:54,106 The first two were taken by the security camera 918 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:56,342 in the Albertsons parking lot. 919 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:59,378 And the third was left in the photo booth at the Ealing Club. 920 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:02,281 -God, that was a photo booth? -Mm-hmm. 921 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,816 No one can know about this. 922 00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,652 Oh, I'm afraid they're going to. 923 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:09,988 Lucille has copies-- she wants to go viral with this. 924 00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:11,390 Herbert Love with his hooker? 925 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:13,359 She'll win for sure. 926 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:14,893 I can't let her do that. 927 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:18,064 I don't think you can stop her. 928 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:20,166 Anyway, it was so great running into you again. 929 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,000 -Mwah! -Lindsay was horrified 930 00:33:22,034 --> 00:33:24,170 that the world would view her 931 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:25,837 -as Love's prostitute. -Vote for Love. Vote for Love. 932 00:33:25,871 --> 00:33:27,706 And then Lindsay ran into someone else 933 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,241 -who was looking for Love. -David. -Who are you? 934 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:30,509 I'm Cindy Featherbottom. 935 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,244 I've been looking for you. 936 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:34,180 Love's gone missing and I've got to find someone 937 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,848 to jump onto that stage and to show everyone here 938 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:40,186 that we are the party that has complete con-con... 939 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,088 Complete con-con-con... 940 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:43,555 -con-con... Complete... -...trol? 941 00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:45,224 Giant. ...trol. 942 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:47,493 And that's when Lindsay found an opportunity... 943 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,861 -I'll do it. -to put a spin on the looming 944 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:51,563 -photos scandal. -Oh, my God, thank you, thank you. 945 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:53,565 And I'm so sorry about that giant crack earlier. 946 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:57,903 Okay, raise the mics, everybody! New speaker! 947 00:33:57,936 --> 00:33:59,438 So, like many before her, 948 00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:02,274 Lindsay would accuse Herbert Love... 949 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:03,942 Can I have everyone's attention? 950 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:06,712 ...of sexual harassment. 951 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:09,348 I am Herbert Love's "key advisor." 952 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,252 Uh, thank you, but... 953 00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:14,886 But first she had to turn his supporters against him. 954 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,888 Listen, I have a few things I'd like to tell you 955 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:18,557 about Herbert Love. 956 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:21,393 Love wants to put up a wall. 957 00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:23,028 No, no. 958 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,464 I mean, not just any wall. 959 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:29,067 A wall to keep out the Mexicans. 960 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:33,572 Oh, wow, what a great crowd, uh... 961 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:34,806 And that's when the blowback began. 962 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,409 Checkmate! 963 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:39,545 But no, you don't understand. 964 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,613 He wants to separate... 965 00:34:41,647 --> 00:34:43,415 Oh! 966 00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,917 -Viva Méjico. -That's my necklace. 967 00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:52,090 What-what's going on? 968 00:34:52,124 --> 00:34:54,393 The marauders, lady, a bunch of young Mexicans-- 969 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:55,561 they're taking over Cinco de Cuatro. 970 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,396 They don't find it funny anymore. 971 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,732 But that was my necklace. I mean... God. 972 00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:03,669 They don't belong here, we belong here. 973 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:10,776 I mean, someone should put up a wall. 974 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:12,344 But that's when Lindsay found herself 975 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:13,779 -saying this... -Yeah. 976 00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:16,081 We should put up a wall. 977 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,585 Put up this wall. 978 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:22,954 Put... up... this wall. 979 00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:26,758 Put up this wall! 980 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,960 ...which was originally her mother's idea. 981 00:35:28,994 --> 00:35:32,298 Although it was horrible news for her father. 982 00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:34,366 -Put up this wall! -And that's when Lindsay 983 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,502 found out who she really was. 984 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:41,473 My name is Lindsay Bluth, and this is who I am. 985 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:44,009 A Bluth, just like her mother. 986 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:46,645 She's a game changer. 987 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:54,386 Herbert Love is discovered in a coma. 988 00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,322 They think it happened during the blowback. 989 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,290 They found him behind the Kick a Goat. 990 00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:01,360 The doctors say he may come out of it in a week to ten years. 991 00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:03,061 So I have one question for you. 992 00:36:03,094 --> 00:36:04,730 -Would you consider... -Yes. 993 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:06,898 -Would you consider... -Yes. 994 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:08,700 -Would you consider... -Yes. 995 00:36:08,734 --> 00:36:10,669 Would you consider running in his place? 996 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:13,705 -Yes. -Fantastic. 997 00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:15,474 Sweetheart, could you work his thumb? 998 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,843 And she even gets Herbert's endorsement. 999 00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:19,578 And Annyong tries to stick 1000 00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:21,813 the Bluth family for a tomato juice 1001 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,982 that costs him $700 1002 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:26,518 and ultimately his freedom. 1003 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,287 Good-bye, Annyong.