1 00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:13,930 [Ron Howard] Michael had decided to leave town, 2 00:00:14,010 --> 00:00:16,970 and needed to get out of his obligation to make a movie 3 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,430 -about his family. -Michael! You had one job. 4 00:00:19,510 --> 00:00:22,350 You had to get your son to sign the releases! 5 00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:25,100 Ron Howard wants to make a heartfelt father-son drama 6 00:00:25,190 --> 00:00:28,190 that has a good clean message for his illegitimate daughter to star in. 7 00:00:28,270 --> 00:00:29,980 Don't pull this on me! We've already reserved 8 00:00:30,070 --> 00:00:32,190 the soundstages and he's already started paying off -the Hollywood Foreign Press. -[Ron] No, they're great. 9 00:00:34,490 --> 00:00:36,160 -She's funny. -I understand all of that. 10 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,240 Okay, but Rebel is part of the reason why I can't do this. 11 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:41,330 My son is dating her, and I don't want to get 12 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:42,910 in the way. If I could talk to Ron, 13 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,790 -No. No. I am in charge -I'm sure he and I... 14 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:46,830 of this movie right now. My ass is on the line 15 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,170 while Ron makes a real movie in Mexico. 16 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,130 -Mexico, okay. -You don't understand 17 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:52,840 how hard it is in Hollywood right now. 18 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,420 You have to crank out family dramas 19 00:00:54,510 --> 00:00:57,090 before they let you make your dream superhero movie. 20 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:59,100 Do you have a dream superhero movie? 21 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:01,510 I want to remake Spider-Man 2, the first one. 22 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:04,060 Or something that at least has a hook. 23 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,810 -...little girl! [screams] -Oh, God! Damn it. 24 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:10,020 My brother Buster has something better than a hook. 25 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:13,780 A robot hand. Okay? And there's a cop looking for him. 26 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:15,990 -Hmm. -And they can't find Lucille 2. 27 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:18,160 And I found Buster in the attic in scuba gear. 28 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,120 It's intriguing. I think that's your movie. 29 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,660 -That's your guy. -No. 30 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:23,620 Okay, I've got his release right here. 31 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,080 [Ron] In fact, it was the only family member's release... 32 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:28,540 You're out of the movie. You're out of the movie. 33 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,340 -...he hadn't destroyed. -You're out of the movie. 34 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:32,210 You're out of the movie! Know what? 35 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,670 -You're out of the movie. -Fine. 36 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,090 Hey, Dad, how ya doing? 37 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:38,050 -You're out of the movie! -[Michael] With Buster, 38 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:40,760 it is not father-son, it's more mother-son. 39 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:43,720 But if you could get Rebel to play Lucille, you know... 40 00:01:43,810 --> 00:01:45,230 If she could go that unlikable. 41 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:46,810 So that's his release right here. 42 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:49,400 These are the other releases. You need tape, 43 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,020 but they're pretty clean. 44 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:54,400 You're off the picture, Michael. I'll give you your 500 bucks. 45 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,320 -I get paid? -They're Imagine dollars. 46 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,990 They're redeemable in the gift shop. 47 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:01,240 -That's Ron Howard. -Brian's on the 50. 48 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,200 It's a severance thing they're doing because of Ron's need to be loved 49 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,910 and Brian's conflict avoidance issues. 50 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,250 [Ron] Michael had gotten into something he wanted no part of. 51 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,130 I'm sure they've got a very old relationship. 52 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:12,630 I could tell you stories. 53 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:15,710 [Ron] But she wouldn't dare. And after a quick stop downstairs... 54 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,300 I think I'm gonna take 55 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:19,180 one Gung Ho kimono, okay? 56 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:21,550 Oh, and maybe a Brian wig. That's fun. 57 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,890 -Oh, we only sell these as a set. -[line ringing] 58 00:02:23,970 --> 00:02:25,390 They were getting very competitive. 59 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:27,060 -Were they? -[whispers] Brian was. 60 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,480 ...and another call to his son... 61 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,350 [George Michael] You've reached George Maharis. 62 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,730 [in normal voice] Did you want that Rebel Alley hair? 63 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:34,070 Oh. Uh, no no. 64 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:35,730 That's... that is mine. 65 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:37,990 -I came with that. Uh, okay. -...Michael headed home 66 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:41,700 to tell Buster his plan for making the family come back. 67 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:44,580 I've sent away the fumigator, and all you got to do, 68 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:46,410 so we can declare you missing, 69 00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:48,450 is stay out of sight for about 72 hours. 70 00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:50,080 -Milford style. -Hmm? 71 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,000 -I'm a Milford man, Michael. -Yeah? 72 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,790 Winner of 1982's Least Seen on Campus. 73 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,670 I wish I could've seen their faces 74 00:02:58,760 --> 00:02:59,970 -at the ceremony. -We just, 75 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:02,340 you know, we gotta play this right and, uh, 76 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:03,970 you gotta make sure you don't... 77 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:07,890 -well, show your hand. -This is one of only two things 78 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:10,480 the Army warns us about when they issue these. 79 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,060 Boy, Kitty does not know what she's sitting on. 80 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:16,230 Pal, I'm gonna call you from, uh, wherever I end up, 81 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,400 and you're gonna be great. 82 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,490 I-I just don't understand why I can't go with you, Michael. 83 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:23,320 It's about teaching them a lesson. 84 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:24,740 -Mm-hmm. -So... And I just, 85 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:26,780 I got in a big fight with my son, you know. 86 00:03:26,870 --> 00:03:28,450 It was my fault. For so many years, 87 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:29,910 I was his mom and dad, so... 88 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:33,250 Maybe that's a role I can play in your life. 89 00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:34,330 [stammers] Don't say-- 90 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:36,170 Mom. Mmm. 91 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,550 I thought you were gonna say Dad. 92 00:03:39,630 --> 00:03:41,010 -Mm-mm. -But, you know, 93 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,380 it's a bummer that you can't come with me, Buster, 94 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:45,140 but you need to stay and talk to the cops. 95 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,350 [Buster] Cops? What cops? 96 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:50,020 -Why would you bring the cops into this? -They're already looking for you. 97 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,270 What? The cops are looking for me? 98 00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:54,520 -A cop, actually. -I can't be talking to the cops. 99 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,690 -Listen. -I don't do good with the cops. 100 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,230 I didn't do anything. I don't know what's going on. 101 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,570 -Relax. -I ain't got no truck with no blue. 102 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:01,780 Nothing to worry about. 103 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:04,070 They're looking for Lucille Austero. They want to question you. 104 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,870 Why would I know anything about Lucille 2? I hope you didn't say we were dating. 105 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:11,080 Uh, well, I mean, you... you did live with her. 106 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,580 Well, I lived with Mother. Did you think we were dating? [chuckles] 107 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:17,630 -Question's been asked. -[whimpers] 108 00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:19,960 -Do you actually know where Lucille 2 is? -No! 109 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:22,420 No! A thousand times, no! 110 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:24,010 Is that what they'll ask? 111 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:26,010 'Cause it's not like I'm gonna remember details 112 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:27,930 about where I saw her and what we fought about. 113 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:29,100 Oh, you fought? 114 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:31,390 You kept me from Mother? You sent her to prison? 115 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:36,230 [growls] 116 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,770 Should I not say that? 117 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,980 -I'm not good with the cops. -Right. 118 00:04:41,070 --> 00:04:43,860 What if Lucille 2 doesn't come back? 119 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,280 Don't worry about that. She-- I just spoke to her today. 120 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,030 -What? In person? -Yeah. Uh, no. 121 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,160 On the phone. She's fine. 122 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,410 Well, you could've told me that from the beginning. 123 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,790 This is not about Lucille 2. This is about teaching Mom 124 00:04:55,870 --> 00:04:57,000 -a lesson, you know. -Oh. 125 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,580 I mean, she just splits town 126 00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:00,920 and assumes I'm gonna take care of everything? 127 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,710 You know, this is just a way to, uh... 128 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,720 -Give Mom a little scare. -Yeah. 129 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,300 Yeah. Let them race back into town and save everyone for a change. 130 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,680 There's nothing to worry about. 131 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,640 Just Mama's worst nightmare. Buster's missing. 132 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,520 Oh, and his bath has gone cold. [laughs] 133 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,480 [Ron] Buster was on board. 134 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,190 Maybe have a full psych panel while you're in there, too. 135 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:22,110 Oh, those things are so easy to beat. 136 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:26,320 [Ron] Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, 137 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,870 and the one son who had no choice 138 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:30,490 but to keep them all together. 139 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:38,170 It's... 140 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:44,300 Having traveled south of the border, 141 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:47,220 George Sr. and his son G.O.B. found themselves 142 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:48,680 at a Mexican singles bar. 143 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,930 -It's dead. -Yeah. Second place in a row. 144 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:54,310 [Ron] Each looking for an excuse for their lack of heterosexual vigor. 145 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:56,430 Where are all the blondes? It's just... 146 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,060 [Ron] But it wasn't a blonde G.O.B. was thinking about. 147 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,980 His recent rivalry with magician Tony Wonder 148 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:05,280 had blossomed into a kind of friendship... 149 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:09,110 before contracting into a rivalry again. 150 00:06:09,450 --> 00:06:10,780 [both] Same. 151 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,160 [Ron] Which suddenly became a... 152 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:15,450 oh, let's say, boarding school romance. 153 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:18,160 Uh, this place is full of... [sighs] 154 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:20,670 cincos and mayos. 155 00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:23,670 We need to find out whatever the word for ten is. 156 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,550 -Find that. -It's ten. 157 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:27,630 -Every culture uses ten. -Ten. [Ron] It wouldn't matter if it was an 11, 158 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,510 because George Sr., too, had changed recently... 159 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,640 It blew off at the CVS parking lot. 160 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,230 ...having lost all sexual feeling of late 161 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:41,230 -despite some very progressive therapy. -Hopi Indians believe that this spot... 162 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:42,520 -Okay. -...when manipulated, 163 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,270 can create sexual feeling. 164 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,230 -That's my penis. -You don't have to tell me. 165 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,900 [Ron] Which sent him into his crisis... 166 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,950 [doctor] I can get hard, so let's focus on you. 167 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:51,280 ...of masculinity. 168 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,700 Hey, these are from the ladies across the bar. 169 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,950 -They're primas. -[George Sr.] Primos, huh? 170 00:06:57,330 --> 00:06:59,250 I've gotta be honest, I've seen better. 171 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:00,960 Huh? Eh. 172 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,210 No, it means cousins. 173 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:05,380 One hates her father, and the other hates her grandfather. 174 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:08,260 [Ron] It seemed the cervezas 175 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:11,220 weren't the only thing being handed to the guys on a platter. 176 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,260 I don't know about you, but I'd prefer the thrill of the hunt, 177 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:16,970 -as opposed to... -[George Sr.] If we wait, 178 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:19,640 something a little better will come along. 179 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:20,890 Thank you. 180 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:22,850 Not trying to fall head over heels here. 181 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:24,360 Yeah. Yeah. 182 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,400 Not super eager to be, uh, missing somebody. 183 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,610 -Yeah. -[chuckles] I mean, who you love. 184 00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:36,370 -Place gives me the creeps. Let's get out. -Yeah. It's dead. 185 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:39,120 [Ron] But back in America, Michael was working on a way 186 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,210 to make his runaway family return. 187 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,170 So, we gotta wait about 48 hours before we declare you missing, 188 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:47,000 -and then they put out an APB. -APB. 189 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:48,500 "Aw, poor Buster." 190 00:07:48,590 --> 00:07:49,630 -That's nice. -Well... 191 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:52,340 You gotta lay low long enough for Mom and Dad to hear about it. 192 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,720 And, pal, I would take you with me, but truth is, I just, 193 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,640 I don't know if I'm gonna come back. 194 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:04,650 Oh. [chuckling] 195 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:06,110 What's so funny? 196 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:10,650 You always come back to save the family. We joke about that all the time. 197 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,990 Well, I don't know what the joke is. I've been trying to do the right thing. 198 00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:17,660 [laughs] "Hi, I'm Michael, 199 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:21,080 and I save everyone so I feel special, even though you don't deserve it. 200 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,620 I'm leaving. I won't be coming back." 201 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:23,920 -Buster... -"Oh! 202 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,710 Look who's back. 203 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:28,500 I thought we were supposed to go [bleeps] with a [bleeps]." 204 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:31,050 "Mmm, you would know, Mother. You practically invented 205 00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:34,050 [bleeps] [bleeps] when you get sauced!" [gasps] 206 00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:36,840 "How dare you point that limp [bleeps] 207 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:39,100 hook at me when I saved you from one! 208 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:42,730 I can't believe I pushed you out of my [bleeps], 209 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:45,020 you useless [bleeps] freak!" 210 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:48,310 -[inhales deeply] -Covered a lot of ground there. 211 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,270 Yeah. 212 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,400 Although I'm glad I won't be leaving you alone. 213 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,400 Oh, I'm going with you? 214 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:55,530 No, I'm going to Mexico or something, 215 00:08:55,610 --> 00:08:57,530 and you gotta go to the police station. 216 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,910 -Oh, right. Why do they arrest me? -They don't. 217 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:01,660 You go to the police station 'cause you say, 218 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:03,500 "Heard you were looking for me. Here I am." 219 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:05,500 Oh, but you said a cop had questions for me. 220 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:06,670 Mm-hmm. About Lucille 2. 221 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,710 And I'm not gonna answer any questions, right? 222 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:10,960 -No. Answer the questions. -When Barry says it's okay. 223 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,260 Barry's not there. No attorneys. Just tell the truth. 224 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:15,340 Okay, like, bad example, 225 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:19,100 I saw Lucille 2's lifeless body sprawled across the stair car? 226 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:26,270 Perfect. If that's what happened, tell them. 227 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:28,020 Nothing to be nervous about, okay? 228 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,860 Lucille 2 is probably gonna be back 229 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,230 from whatever bender she's on. 230 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,400 She's gonna be as dry as, uh... 231 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,030 well, Lucille 1. 232 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:36,610 I can hear Mother winking now. 233 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:39,620 So, I got some groceries. These are gonna have to last. 234 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,990 You already got into the candy bears, huh? 235 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,870 [Buster] This is literally one of only 236 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:46,710 two things the Army warns about when they issue these. 237 00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:48,080 -Let me help. -I think they spent 238 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,590 $27 million on the wrong guy. 239 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:52,710 Don't you say that about you. Well... 240 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,420 Maybe you do say that. Maybe that's important to say. [Ron] And certain his mother would have to return 241 00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:01,010 to take responsibility for this particular son, 242 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:04,060 Michael went to say goodbye to his own. 243 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:06,310 [knocking on door] 244 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,520 -[phone vibrates] -Ooh. 245 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,400 Hey, I am outside your door. 246 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,480 I was this close to telling you. You inside? 247 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:17,900 [Lucille 2] Hi, it's Lucille Austero. 248 00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:19,410 -No! -I've been looking for you. 249 00:10:20,030 --> 00:10:21,490 -Note, I mean. -[Lucille 2 chattering] 250 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:23,410 I know, I'd left you a note, 251 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,290 -and, can you hear me? -[Lucille 2 continues chattering] 252 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:29,370 Hello? Hello? Here we go again. 253 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:30,710 Getting disconnected. 254 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:33,960 This is why you always... leave a note. 255 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,260 Always leave a note. 256 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,050 Where's that from? 257 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,640 [Ron] Michael discovered a note he'd already written. 258 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,510 [Michael] "Are you avoiding me? Ha ha. 259 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,470 Leaving town for a while. Love you. 260 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,060 -Michael Bluth." -[Ron] It worked well. 261 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:55,270 But perhaps if Michael had taken a few seconds 262 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,900 to write an original note before leaving town, 263 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:02,450 he would've run into George Michael, who was coming to see him... 264 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,990 only to come across a cousin he didn't recognize. 265 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,830 -Hey. Know if anyone's home? -[Steve] Uh, yeah, Buster's in there. 266 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:12,580 But if you're looking for Michael, you just missed him. 267 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,170 -[sighs] -Oh, so much for apologizing. 268 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,090 I'm telling you, he's moved on. 269 00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:20,930 -Okay? You should, too. -[Steve] I just found out 270 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:22,590 my dad went to Mexico without telling me. 271 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,760 [chuckles] Welcome to the shitty parents club. 272 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,600 -No, no, we don't have kids. -No. 273 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,220 [Ron] Although there was a kid 274 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:30,390 that Maeby was eager to get away from. 275 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,190 You know, Mexico sounds far from Perfecto. 276 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:35,770 So that's perfect. What do you say? Screw it! 277 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,400 No rules. Anything goes. 278 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,950 [Ron] A rebounding George Michael found the offer intriguing. 279 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,950 -Just the cousins. -Mm-hmm. 280 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:44,370 [Ron] Which turned out to be... 281 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:47,120 -Primos! [laughs] -...this crew. 282 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,250 -Why do you keep yelling that? -[laughing] Stop it. 283 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:52,540 Ah. 284 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:58,250 [Ron] Not far away, Michael was also heading to Mexico. 285 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,590 And after taking care of one last bit of business... 286 00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:03,840 [Michael] It's Buster Bluth, that's right. 287 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:06,640 Uh, yeah, I'm completely sure he's been gone 72 hours. 288 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,430 As a matter of fact, his bath has grown cold. 289 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:11,020 So that's, uh, an alarm bell right there. 290 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,730 [Ron] ...Michael was ready to hit bottom 291 00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:14,900 -and go off the map. -[Michael] Thanks so much. 292 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:16,690 [Ron] But that's hard to do 293 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,110 when you're driving a car that makes maps. 294 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:20,650 [Michael] No pictures, thank you! 295 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,490 Put your phones down. We take the pictures. 296 00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:25,280 [Ron] When the fleet of recovery vans arrived 297 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,030 from the search engine Michael had been working for, 298 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,200 he discovered that the car that takes the pictures 299 00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:33,460 -was no longer under his control. -No! Window up. 300 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,210 -Window... -Hi, I'm Dave from Mapping. 301 00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:37,670 She's Lisa from Traditional Search. 302 00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:40,550 -And that's Jeff. -I'm Jeff from Earth. 303 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:43,420 -Hi. Hi, guys. -[Dave] We heard we had a runaway ostrich, 304 00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:45,550 and, uh, we need you to return the car. 305 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:48,510 Oh, yeah. Sorry. Am I under arrest? 306 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,850 Oh, no. They never arrest the drivers. 307 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:52,730 They do come down pretty hard on the cars, 308 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:55,060 but it's cheaper to just retrain the people instead. 309 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:58,110 It sounds super futuristic and dystopian, but it's really not. 310 00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:00,360 [Ron] Earth was right. 311 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,980 Because once he had been escorted back 312 00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:04,650 to the impressive campus of company headquarters, 313 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,990 Michael found himself settling into a new 314 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:09,620 and generally carefree life, 315 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:12,290 one that couldn't have been farther 316 00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,160 from the bottom he'd forgotten about hitting. 317 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,330 -[Michael grunts] -[Ron] Ironically, Michael's son 318 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:19,210 had also experienced car troubles in Mexico, 319 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:22,630 and he wandered across his grandfather's deserted land 320 00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:24,220 hoping to find a spare tire... 321 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,840 Can't believe you didn't know who I was. 322 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,970 -...and lose a third wheel. -Well, there's nothing we can say. 323 00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:31,680 I wouldn't blame you if you took off and you don't come back. 324 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,020 Nah. 325 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,310 Primos stick together. 326 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,440 Oh. "Cousin." It means "cousins." 327 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,650 -That makes sense. -[gunfire] 328 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:40,610 [horse neighs] 329 00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:43,280 [Ron] But the land proved not to be deserted, after all. 330 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,780 [men shouting] 331 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,950 [Ron] And as the menacing horsemen descended on the travelers, 332 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,490 George Michael found himself tempted 333 00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,410 to bring up his dust allergies... 334 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,540 -We got a lot of dust. -...but hinted at them instead. 335 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,580 And they would soon discover... 336 00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,500 -You are not welcome here. -[horse neighs] 337 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:06,050 Oh, so sorry, we j-- Our car broke down. 338 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,590 We thought we might find somebody we know. 339 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,340 My grandfather owns this land. 340 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:11,720 That is not what the sign says. 341 00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:15,020 ♪ Mr. Efe ♪ 342 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:18,140 I am the elder here. This is our land. 343 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:21,650 And you would be wise to never be seen here again. Strum! 344 00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:23,440 [strums guitar] 345 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,400 Now, if you'll excuse us, we must say buenos días. 346 00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:31,030 -Vamos, vamos. -Play the guitar, old man! 347 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,450 -Strum! Strum! -[playing guitar] 348 00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:36,660 [Ron] And George Michael asked the question anyone might. 349 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,580 Who were those scary, handsome Mexicans 350 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,960 on those magical horses? 351 00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:43,750 They just looked like old white men to me. 352 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:44,880 Oh. 353 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,630 We should probably get out of here. 354 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:49,380 Yeah, I mean, I've got a big job on Monday, anyway. 355 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:52,760 I was gonna have to leave early, and I didn't know how to tell you. 356 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,260 But now we can just all go together. 357 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,600 [Ron] And that's when he saw his opening. 358 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,520 Never. 359 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:01,600 Never. Are you...? 360 00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:03,190 No. I mean, we're Bluths. 361 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,860 We're gonna stay. Maeby, too. We're... 362 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:06,320 The two of us are gonna stay. 363 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,820 [Ron] And soon, being with his cousin was no longer 364 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,910 -an obstacle... -[George Michael] Crazy asshole. 365 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,700 ...to George Michael's hope of being with his cousin. 366 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,200 I was wondering how you were gonna get rid of him. 367 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,410 -Was I that obvious? -I just know that you don't like 368 00:15:17,490 --> 00:15:19,580 standing up to people on horses with guns. 369 00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:20,920 No, I never really was that guy. 370 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,420 -Let's find a bar. -Okay. Yeah, I'd love that. 371 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,750 [Ron] And so, after getting out of their dusty clothes, 372 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,000 the two did just that. 373 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:28,800 And George Michael 374 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,130 was soon getting a real feel for the people. 375 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,970 Hey. You're not gonna believe this. 376 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:35,180 I met these guys that are actually from Orange County. And two of them also go to UCI. 377 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,350 Two of them are named Noah, but not the two that you'd think. 378 00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:41,310 -Cool? -Really cool. 379 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:44,230 They're staying here, renting a place while they do this language course. 380 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,560 We could stay with them. 381 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,570 I'm thinking about heading back. 382 00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:48,650 N... Wait, look. 383 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,240 If this is about me firing you from Fakeblock, 384 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,700 there's something you should know. 385 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,700 Fakeblock doesn't actually exist. 386 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:59,410 Are you telling me that the software 387 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,080 that's supposed to keep people's computers unhackable 388 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:06,590 and keep any kind of information private doesn't exist? 389 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,210 How did you find out? 390 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,090 It was easy. I just looked in your computer under "Secrets." 391 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,180 Oh, you looked in my "Please Don't Read" folder? 392 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:17,140 No, that one was empty. I found it in "Just Odds and Ends." 393 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,810 Great, you got past my double bluff. 394 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,600 It's okay, George Michael. You worry too much. 395 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,810 Yeah, that keeps me up at night, actually. 396 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:28,110 I just feel like I gotta move on with my life, you know? 397 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:29,610 Find some meaning. 398 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:31,860 Get going with my own goop. 399 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,610 Goop? What is goop? 400 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,120 If you have to ask, you probably don't know what it is. 401 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,660 I don't know what it is. 402 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,620 I feel like maybe you don't know what it is. 403 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,080 Maybe it's "go-op"? 404 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:43,210 To me, that would make less sense. Maybe that's what "go-op" is. 405 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:48,380 Not everything always making sense. 406 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:50,550 [Ron] It isn't. 407 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:53,760 Meanwhile, George Sr. and G.O.B. continued trying 408 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,260 to out-goop each other. 409 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:58,010 I won't tell Mom about all the ladies you're [bleeps] 410 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,140 if you don't tell Mom about all the ladies I'm [bleeps]. 411 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,180 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at that one coming up. 412 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,600 Where, where? Oh, my God. 413 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:08,060 Oh, she's hot. She's so hot. Dibs! 414 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,940 No, no, no, Daddy saw her first. 415 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:12,780 -Daddy dibs. -She got a friend or...? 416 00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:14,280 She's got a friend! That's a friend? 417 00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:18,240 [G.O.B.] Bush. Trash bag and bush. 418 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:20,620 -Thought it was a woman. -Yeah. 419 00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,080 -Like, hunched over, right? -Yeah. 420 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,960 Like, with the... I wanted to do her so bad. 421 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,880 Wow. I mean, I... And I really liked her friend. 422 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,090 Me, I liked her, too. 423 00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:36,220 -That was a ten-gallon Hefty sack? -Oh, yeah. 424 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:39,220 -Yeah, a ten. Definitely a ten. -Yeah. Yeah. Nice. 425 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,260 I like. 426 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:44,600 I like... a ten. 427 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:49,480 [Ron] And Lucille, at the behest of her court-mandated therapist, 428 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:53,230 -was struggling to make sense of things. -Am I horrible for saying these things? 429 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,070 No. But I was doing the math, and I still think 430 00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:59,070 you're gonna have a problem with this final "raped murderer." 431 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:01,870 But who cares about him? 432 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,160 Oh, this is pointless. 433 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,500 How many more sessions do I have to endure 434 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:07,710 until I'm done with... 435 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,040 -no offense... you? -[chuckles] 436 00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:13,920 Legally, two. But I am in the family. 437 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:19,010 I mean... this is my family. 438 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:23,060 My daughter is divorcing you. This is it. 439 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:25,060 I'm confused by the word "it." 440 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:28,520 Are you implying that you don't want to see me anymore? 441 00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:31,440 I'm confused by the word "anymore." 442 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,270 There are many things I can do for this family. 443 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,530 You've lost touch with your daughter. Put me in, for God sakes. 444 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:41,320 -I thought this was my time. -It is your time. Yes, yes. 445 00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:43,410 But as your therapist, I'm pointing out that I know 446 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,620 that you build these walls to keep out, for instance, 447 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,620 your surviving children-in-law. 448 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,000 Oh, don't talk to me about walls. 449 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,040 That's why we're in this mess. 450 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,340 My husband buys land so we can get a contract 451 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,380 to build a little something on the border. 452 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,920 A-a wall. 453 00:18:58,010 --> 00:19:00,010 And we did everything right. 454 00:19:00,090 --> 00:19:01,470 [Ron] Well, not everything. 455 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,430 They did buy land on the border... 456 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,810 -You live here? -...to sell back to the government. 457 00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:08,270 -The check. -[Ron] And they paid off 458 00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,350 -a politician... -I am gonna put this on my wall. 459 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,520 ...to stir up xenophobia. 460 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:15,110 We have got to build a wall between us and Mexico. 461 00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:16,980 -Yeah, yeah. -[Ron] Of course, they made 462 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:20,400 -a few rookie mistakes. -I bribed Love to get the wall, 463 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,950 and I don't have the land to build it on! 464 00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,030 [Ron] Well, they had it. 465 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,330 It was just on the wrong side of the border. 466 00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:29,790 Which they might have known had George's brother Oscar 467 00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:31,830 -not burned the signs. -It's okay to burn these? 468 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,250 Well, this is America. They don't want us to burn signs, 469 00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:35,920 they shouldn't write 'em in Spanish. 470 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,760 [Ron] And so, Lucille did what her own government might do. 471 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,630 Who better than the Chinese to help us build a wall, right? 472 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,220 -[Ron] She borrowed from the Chinese. -That's good enough. 473 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,100 -[crying] -[Ron] Of course, none of this 474 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,560 -was okay with the woman... -How dare you?! 475 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,310 -...who owned a majority stake... -Lucille... 476 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,350 -...in the company. -...Two 477 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,940 I can't be running a company that's building a wall 478 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,230 I campaigned against! 479 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,570 [Ron] And with their politician out of the race, 480 00:19:57,650 --> 00:19:59,280 their future looked bleak. 481 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,150 So, unless some angel descends on a golden chariot, 482 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,700 we're completely over-leveraged. 483 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:08,700 And maybe you don't want to get hurt because, 484 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:13,330 as I say, hurt people... hurt people. 485 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,080 Oh, that's nice. 486 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:19,300 I always say, "Make people cry, make people cry." 487 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:21,010 But yours includes the people 488 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:23,380 who don't want to give you the satisfaction. [Ron] Tobias decided to err on the side 489 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,350 of Lucille keeping him on as a therapist. 490 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:30,310 You know what, let's lock that in there. 491 00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:32,890 And I'd say we've made some real good progress today. 492 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:35,810 Yes. [chuckles] I really think this is working. 493 00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:37,940 Swimming! 494 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:41,360 Hurt people, hurt people. 495 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,740 [Ron] Lindsay had also made it to Mexico, 496 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,780 and was enjoying the fact that men were more respectful. 497 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,280 [bartender] Puta Night is Thursday. 498 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:53,000 -That's so nice. No, I'm not. -[Ron] That was based on her belief 499 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,290 -that "puta" meant "young." -No. Puta. 500 00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:57,330 [whispers] I try to stay out of the sun. 501 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,170 [Ron] And that's when she saw what appeared to be 502 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,090 -a Mexican version of her father. -[Lindsay] Oh, my God. 503 00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:06,340 Lindsay. What are you doing here? 504 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:08,140 Guess I just had to get away. 505 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,060 I was just ordering lunch. Can I buy you lunch? 506 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,220 Oh, yeah. I'm so hungry, I could eat. 507 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,810 [Ron] Lindsay's daughter, meanwhile, 508 00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:15,890 discovered that her trip back home... 509 00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:18,190 -This is as far as we go. -...took a detour. 510 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:19,980 [Maeby] Oh. 511 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,360 -You live here? -No. 512 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,820 These people have nothing. 513 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,990 We are lucky. We have next to nothing. 514 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:28,530 We are helping these people because nobody else will. 515 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,540 They've been kicked out of the only country they've ever known 516 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,540 because of the cruelty of your president... 517 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:34,540 Barack Obama. 518 00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:37,080 Their old country is their mother, 519 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,750 new country is their father. 520 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,960 Imagine if your mother and your father did not want you. 521 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,760 So, you're trying to, like, teach them a lesson or...? 522 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,970 We're volunteers. 523 00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:46,630 Who did you think the water was for? 524 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:50,550 Oh. [chuckles] I thought you were just trying to get me 525 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,600 to give you a higher Uber rating. 526 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,980 [Ron] And Maeby decided to stay and help. 527 00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:03,570 George Michael, meanwhile, settled into a different kind 528 00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:05,440 of "south of the border" lifestyle. 529 00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:06,700 [George Michael] Mexico. 530 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,860 It's like being in the Spanish dorms 531 00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:11,910 of the UCI sister campus in Spain all over again. 532 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,950 [Ron] He was noticing subtle differences in the cuisine. 533 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,580 God, the salt is different here. 534 00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:18,960 It's fatter or something, right? 535 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,170 -We're from Orange County. -[Ron] He reached out to locals. 536 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,000 Dude, I'm from San Diego. They want everyone to think we're Mexican. 537 00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:26,510 -My name's Noah. -[Ron] He met another Noah. 538 00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:29,180 -[George Michael] Noah, get over here. -[Ron] Noah met another Noah. 539 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,720 -[laughs] What up, dawg? -[Ron] And soon five, 540 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,010 I want to say, indistinguishable Americans 541 00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,770 -had Mexico on its heels. -You didn't know this was Noah? 542 00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:39,690 -[Ron] They saw foreign films. -I'm glad someone had the guts 543 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:41,060 to give the Minions their own movie. 544 00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:43,570 It's great because it's subtitled in Spanish, 545 00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:45,530 but we don't have to read. It's in English. 546 00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:47,570 If you don't want to see 'em, you can block 'em. 547 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,650 [Ron] Started trends. 548 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:56,500 They discovered charming native communities... 549 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,500 where local artisans peddled their wares. 550 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,630 -[George Michael sighs] Mexico. -[Ron] Adopted customs 551 00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:07,880 like the midday break, or siesta. 552 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:11,090 Yes! Who left the air conditioning on? 553 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:13,430 -Oh, me. I never left. -[Ron] And while George Michael 554 00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:15,810 -was enjoying his status quo... -[George Michael] Why'd we go out? 555 00:23:15,890 --> 00:23:19,390 ...Lucille was on the verge of an emotional breakthrough 556 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,270 that could possibly change her life. 557 00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:23,520 ...and our whole life is turned upside down. 558 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,940 This is my time. Your session ended. 559 00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,150 -[Ron] That's when she heard something... -[shushing] 560 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,900 ...that would definitely change her life. 561 00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:32,450 [reporter] ...candidate descended the escalator into the lobby. 562 00:23:32,530 --> 00:23:36,870 I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. 563 00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:38,910 -[crowd cheering] -Which was my idea! 564 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:42,290 And I will have Mexico pay for that wall. 565 00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:44,460 -[applause] -Okay. 566 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,500 That is a clever twist. 567 00:23:50,010 --> 00:23:52,260 [Ron] Michael had been at Search for a month. 568 00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:55,220 In that time, he'd developed himself physically... 569 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,350 And then lunge. Duck, sweep the leg, lunge. 570 00:23:57,430 --> 00:23:59,100 ...been given a new company car. 571 00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:01,100 Ted, I think you see your daughter coming. 572 00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:03,770 You're not expecting this, but she's coming in hot 573 00:24:03,850 --> 00:24:05,980 -with a right... -[Ron] He'd gotten to teach a class 574 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:09,230 he'd successfully persuaded management to try out. 575 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,450 Mona, I know your husband's down, he probably needs medical attention, 576 00:24:12,530 --> 00:24:14,490 but you got another son on your flank. 577 00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:17,080 And, everybody, we're going to duck, sweep the leg, and lunge. 578 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,370 And he comes back again. And we sweep the leg and lunge. 579 00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:22,250 That's great. Everybody put down your cactus. 580 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:24,420 Let's all huddle up. Okay, now that you're loose, 581 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,080 we're gonna do some Mom Attacks Son, 582 00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:27,960 we're gonna do Dad Attacks Daughter, 583 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,130 and then we're gonna do Dad Attacks Mom... 584 00:24:30,210 --> 00:24:32,880 [Ron] But he still felt something was missing from his life 585 00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:36,220 -when he found a way to satisfy a dream. -[Michael] Wow, satisfy an old dream. Boy, do you really have to spend 1,000 bucks on the gear, though? 586 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,640 -Not if you have your own. -Mm. 587 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,810 Yeah. Yeah, well, not here, 588 00:24:43,890 --> 00:24:46,230 but I could drive home and get it. 589 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:47,860 Course, I could see my family. 590 00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:50,860 [Ron] A family Michael hadn't seen in some time. 591 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:52,150 So he decided... 592 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,530 Ah, what the heck. For 1,000 bucks, it's worth the risk, huh? 593 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:02,250 [Ron] Michael returned to a model home he left in some disgrace. 594 00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:05,580 And he wasn't particularly proud of what he did next. 595 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,790 [in Spanish accent] Hola. Window cleaner! 596 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:14,880 [Buster] I shall be neither seen nor heard. 597 00:25:14,970 --> 00:25:16,640 -[Tobias] I blue myself. -[Lindsay] It's vodka. 598 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,680 It goes bad once it's opened. 599 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,760 [G.O.B.] I heard the jury's still out on science. 600 00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:23,890 -[Ron] It was an emotional moment. -[Michael] Window cleaner! 601 00:25:24,350 --> 00:25:26,270 [Ron] Until right at the end there. 602 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,570 And that's when he found a letter from Lucille 2. 603 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,910 [in normal voice] She forgave the debt. 604 00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:46,580 [Ron] And feeling bad that he'd been forgiven by someone 605 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:50,040 he wanted to forget, he decided to thank her in person. 606 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,420 But, tired of hiding, he decided 607 00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:59,050 -to say hello to his own family. -Hello? 608 00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,640 [G.O.B.] Speech! Speech! 609 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,850 [Lucille] You're my third least favorite child. 610 00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:06,310 [Buster] ...like a Motherboy Ball. 611 00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:09,480 [Ron] And when they weren't home, he found himself missing them. 612 00:26:09,810 --> 00:26:13,150 [George Michael] I should ask if she wants to get pre-pre-engaged. 613 00:26:13,690 --> 00:26:16,150 -Lucille 2? -[Lucille] I want that pie covered. 614 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,610 -And not with your face. -Hello? 615 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:21,450 -[squeals] Told you he'd come! -[George Sr.] Hey! 616 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:23,580 -It's on, it's on, it's on. -[excited chatter] 617 00:26:24,330 --> 00:26:25,700 -Look at him fighting me! -G.O.B.! 618 00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:28,750 -I haven't seen you in a year! -It's been two months. Get your hands off. 619 00:26:28,830 --> 00:26:31,540 Oh, yeah? What's the last thing you remember us doing? 620 00:26:31,630 --> 00:26:32,920 -What do you remember? -What? No. 621 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,090 [thud] 622 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,430 -[George Sr.] Enough! -[Ron] Michael Bluth -gets up. -A lot of hands down there. 623 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:42,300 -They weren't my hands. -[chuckles] Oh. Okay. 624 00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:44,930 Harmless bathhousing amongst brothers, yes? 625 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,350 -[chuckles] -[Ron] And George Michael dips his toe 626 00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:50,150 -into the Mexican nightlife. -Guys, it's 9:00. 627 00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:53,230 Gives us 30 minutes till they shut down that last machine at Pinkberry.