1 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:12,220 [Ron Howard] Now the story of a wealthy family 2 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:15,470 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 3 00:00:15,550 --> 00:00:17,100 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:24,890 It's... 5 00:00:28,770 --> 00:00:31,900 Michael Bluth had just reunited with his family. 6 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:35,610 Now that the original Michael's back, I suppose we don't need two hands-on-our-hips, pipe-up-our-rectum scolds. 7 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,910 So you can go. 8 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:41,200 Back to playing Tobias. Yes. 9 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:44,710 Exactly, because I am still a valued family member. 10 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:48,500 At least until both signatures are on the divorce papers, which were 11 00:00:49,210 --> 00:00:51,840 so cruelly served to me from the back seat of my car 12 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,970 by someone who thought I was a Lyft driver. 13 00:00:54,050 --> 00:00:55,760 Could have been the pink mustache. 14 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:57,260 Oh, how funny. 15 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,890 Lucille thought it looked pink, too. 16 00:00:59,970 --> 00:01:01,810 [G.O.B.] That's because everybody's thinking 17 00:01:01,930 --> 00:01:03,480 about Tony Wonder's beard. 18 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,140 -It was pink, right? -[Tobias] I dyed it 19 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:07,400 what I assumed was the color of Michael's skin. 20 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,110 Although now that you're back, I do wish I had used 21 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:11,900 a less permanent dye. 22 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:13,860 I only remember the thing about Tony 23 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,700 because of the "W," and his beard was a "W," 24 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:19,200 which I thought, you know, for Wonder, was funny. 25 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,740 You know, it tickled me. 26 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,660 -His beard tickled me. -Yeah. 27 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:26,040 [stammers] And is that part of what you look so confused about? 28 00:01:26,410 --> 00:01:27,710 It is on the list. 29 00:01:27,790 --> 00:01:29,960 I want to go back to why you're all in here, though. 30 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,420 Oh, we're shooting footage for Lindsay. 31 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,960 Campaign footage. 32 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,010 -You're running for office now? -[chuckles] 33 00:01:38,090 --> 00:01:40,800 As a matter of fact, I am. I want to be part of the problem. 34 00:01:40,890 --> 00:01:42,680 [Ron] Although, weeks earlier, 35 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,140 Lindsay wasn't eager to rejoin the family herself. 36 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,640 So, how's Mom? Is she mad at me? 37 00:01:47,730 --> 00:01:49,440 Mad at you? Why would she be mad at you? 38 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,610 You didn't hear? 39 00:01:51,690 --> 00:01:56,150 There may be some compromising pictures of me 40 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,860 with the candidate Herbert Love. 41 00:01:58,070 --> 00:02:00,910 [scoffs] If she saw those, she'd never let me hear the end of it. 42 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,660 Oh, listen, 43 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:06,410 you're intelligent and you're wonderful and ethical 44 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,250 and you're great. I mean, don't worry. 45 00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:09,540 She's jealous. 46 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,130 [Ron] Lindsay had never heard her father talk this way. 47 00:02:13,210 --> 00:02:15,880 -Jealous of me? -Mm. 48 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:19,300 It's probably just because I'm younger. 49 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:20,930 A puta. 50 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,800 You know, yes, she did mention that. 51 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:25,560 Maybe it's time to just, uh, change your ways. 52 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:26,640 Start fresh. 53 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,310 [Ron] And perhaps Lindsay would have gotten a little healthier... 54 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,860 [phone ringing] 55 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:34,270 ...had the cell reception been a little worse. 56 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,400 It's Mom. 57 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:36,780 [Lindsay] Mom. Hi. 58 00:02:37,530 --> 00:02:39,490 [Lucille] I need you to run for office. 59 00:02:39,570 --> 00:02:42,410 I told Herbert Love's campaign that you'd be taking over. 60 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:44,870 What? No. Mom, I can't do that. 61 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:49,660 It would mean going up against Lucille 2, and Sally Sitwell is running her campaign. 62 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:52,580 Lucille 2 is not going to be a problem. 63 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:54,750 And Sally hasn't been seen since Cinco. 64 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,170 [Ron] It was true. 65 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:58,090 Sally had stolen a lot of money. 66 00:02:58,170 --> 00:03:00,720 If G.O.B. finds out you're straight, he'll use it to ruin you. 67 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,640 I'll lose the hundred grand I stole from Lucille Austero 68 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,470 to rebrand you as the gay magician. 69 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,970 [Ron] But when Sally found out 70 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:10,440 Lucille Austero's political opponent had been knocked out... 71 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,480 she chose to get out of town 72 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,070 before people started asking questions. 73 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,280 -She packed light. -I'm wondering if someone could help me. 74 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,280 -[Tony] Somebody say "Wonder"? -[Sally] Not wonder. 75 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,990 -No one's wondering! -[Ron] Just Tony. 76 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,620 [Lucille] So, you're unopposed... 77 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:26,660 and I need you. [sighs] [Ron] It was the first time 78 00:03:28,330 --> 00:03:31,160 Lindsay's mother had ever told her she needed her. 79 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,170 You said it. 80 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:35,290 -[line disconnects] -I said it! 81 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:36,960 [Ron] Well, she read it. 82 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,300 George Sr. and G.O.B. had also been in Mexico 83 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:43,220 and were growing tired of their fruitless peacocking. 84 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,930 I hate everything about my life, including you. 85 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,440 Well, that's not the horniest thing I've heard. 86 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:54,900 Daddy not horny. 87 00:03:54,980 --> 00:03:56,940 Yeah, I guess these shirts 88 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:59,230 kind of pumped up the pressure on that. 89 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,150 [laughs] I don't know what's wrong with me. 90 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:06,320 I feel like one of these bulls on my breasts. 91 00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:07,330 [chuckles] 92 00:04:07,410 --> 00:04:09,700 His whole life, he's bred to be the strongest 93 00:04:09,790 --> 00:04:12,830 and the toughest and he's got to have the biggest balls. 94 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:13,830 Why? 95 00:04:14,290 --> 00:04:17,500 So when you're in your prime, they can drug you 96 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,000 and throw you out in front of a crowd of people 97 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:21,630 who just want to see you die 98 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:25,220 so some guy in crushed velvet pants can come out 99 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:28,680 and just stick a sword in you. 100 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:31,810 You're a bull who wants to stick it in everybody, 101 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:34,980 and everybody ends up sticking it in you. 102 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,770 [Ron] And G.O.B. started opening up, too. 103 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,650 I tried to buy those velvet pants. 104 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:43,400 But I chickened out and got these shirts instead. 105 00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:47,410 I have a friend, this guy Tony... 106 00:04:47,490 --> 00:04:48,740 not a friend. 107 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:50,660 He's nice. 108 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,750 He had a face like mine... 109 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,040 but same. 110 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,550 ♪ I started a joke ♪ 111 00:05:00,630 --> 00:05:01,920 Hello, darkness. 112 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:06,010 -♪ Which started the whole world crying ♪ -Sorry, I'm taken. 113 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,800 What's that from? 114 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:10,310 -[Ron] G.O.B.'s transformation... -[phone ringing] 115 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:13,220 -...would also be interrupted. -It's your mother. 116 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:14,810 We're going back to work. 117 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:17,520 You're going to be the new face of the company. 118 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:22,980 [chuckles] That was Mom. She wants me back. 119 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:26,110 My God. Must be nice to be wanted, 120 00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:28,240 even if it's just your mom. 121 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,950 Oh, cry me a blizzard, snowflake. I gotta run. 122 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:32,870 You got this, right? [laughs] 123 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:34,080 Look who's horny now. 124 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:36,790 [Ron] G.O.B. wasn't the only family member 125 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,420 on the verge of growing in Mexico. 126 00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:42,420 As you can see, the reward is simply in the giving. 127 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,380 Most people, they cannot resist 128 00:05:44,460 --> 00:05:46,220 taking advantage of the truly vulnerable. 129 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,300 [Ron] When she, too, received a call. 130 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,050 -[phone rings] -Oh. 131 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:52,350 -[Maeby] Mom? -No, it's Lindsay. 132 00:05:52,510 --> 00:05:55,520 Uh, uh... [raspberries] Mom. Yes. To you. 133 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,270 Of course I'm Mom. 134 00:05:57,810 --> 00:05:59,520 I'm running for Congress, 135 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:04,400 and I don't have a campaign manager and I need you. [sighs] 136 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,450 [Ron] Maeby had never heard her mother this vulnerable. 137 00:06:07,530 --> 00:06:10,530 -Yeah. Sounds great. I'm in. -[sighs] 138 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:16,410 Hey. It is hard to resist. 139 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:19,580 Taking advantage of the vulnerable. 140 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:23,090 -[Maeby] And I'm her campaign manager. -Is that Maeby? 141 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:25,840 Oh, my gosh. I didn't even recognize you. 142 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,920 It's a teenager thing. I could never pull that off. 143 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:29,510 They want to look old, we want to look... 144 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,640 You don't look very young. [laughs] 145 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:35,470 [all laughing] 146 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,890 Oh, the laughter. That's why we're gonna get the award. 147 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:40,520 No one's taking it away from us! 148 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,520 Let them try. 149 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:43,520 The award? 150 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:45,980 Oh, look at him, like he doesn't know. 151 00:06:46,070 --> 00:06:48,530 -We're going to win Family of the Year. -Family of the Month. 152 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:51,200 Year?! Are you for... [yells] Mother [bleeps] Family 153 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,030 -of the Mother [bleeps] Year! -Of the year. 154 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,450 We just found out! 155 00:06:54,530 --> 00:06:56,330 -Wow. -We're getting the Golden Anchor Award. 156 00:06:56,410 --> 00:06:58,330 Guess they think our family's been an anchor 157 00:06:58,410 --> 00:07:00,080 of the O.C. community. 158 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,870 Huh. Who is giving you this award? 159 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,670 Check it, Mike. My anchor is giving us the award. 160 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:06,710 See, she used to be an Orange County weather girl, 161 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,420 which is just tits, teeth and ass, right? 162 00:07:09,010 --> 00:07:11,260 Now she's the host of O.C. Can You Say, 163 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:14,600 which is tits, teeth, public affairs, ass, 164 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:16,100 some light interviews. 165 00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:18,220 I mean, it's so much more responsibility! 166 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:20,520 He's making it sound more important than it really is. 167 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,520 Is he? 168 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:25,690 She was married to that news anchor who said such horrible things 169 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:28,690 about me when I was trying to save Buster with that boat. 170 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:30,360 -John Beard. -[G.O.B.] Yeah. 171 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:33,110 She's my Beard now. 172 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,910 [Michael] What I meant was, what organization 173 00:07:34,990 --> 00:07:36,910 -is giving you the award? -[Lucille] Well, 174 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,700 technically, it's from the Bluth-Austero Company. 175 00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:41,750 Oh, I see. So you're giving it to yourself. 176 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:44,460 Well, it's mostly from the Austero side. 177 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:46,290 [Lindsay] Perfect timing for my campaign. 178 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:47,630 [George Sr.] Our Lindsay. 179 00:07:47,710 --> 00:07:50,210 I've never been less ashamed of her. 180 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:53,680 -[gasps] Did I say what I think I said? -[George Sr.] Yes, you did. [laughs] 181 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,720 [laughing] 182 00:07:56,850 --> 00:07:58,850 Hey, man, look who's joining in! 183 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,140 Where is Lucille Austero? 184 00:08:01,850 --> 00:08:03,140 [dramatic music playing] 185 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,320 No one knows. 186 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:16,820 Oh. 187 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:21,410 She flew the coop. In the middle of running for Congress. 188 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:25,420 I mean, no one remembers seeing her since Cinco de Cuatro. 189 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,840 And we didn't want the crew in our house. 190 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:31,210 No, and it was okay with Lucille 2. She gave us the key. 191 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:34,680 It was during the 1992 African-American riots, 192 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,300 and they had every right. 193 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,100 -Every right. -[Lindsay] Every right. 194 00:08:38,890 --> 00:08:39,970 Mm. 195 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:43,310 I find all of this... it's just very hard to believe. 196 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,140 [G.O.B.] Tell you what is hard beyond belief. 197 00:08:45,230 --> 00:08:47,730 My God, I wish you could get a feel on these two things 198 00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:49,520 that Joni's got going over here. 199 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:51,360 [laughs] They're like two geodes! 200 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,820 -Hmm. -[Joni] You can feel them. 201 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,820 I can't. My go-to joke 202 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:57,780 is that these are the best two things John Beard's money can buy. 203 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,080 -[chuckles] -That's a go-to. 204 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,240 [Lucille] Now you're back. You'll bring George Michael. 205 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:03,750 We'll show the world what a great family we are. 206 00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:06,330 Oh, that's good. Family is so important to me. 207 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,500 -Sometimes my own family. -[Ron] Actually, 208 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:10,550 Michael hadn't spoken to his son in months 209 00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:13,260 and didn't even know he had been in Mexico. 210 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:15,760 Can we get four pretzels, two Cokes, and two Mexican Cokes? 211 00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:17,930 My friend, you're in México. 212 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,180 We have Coke and American Coke. 213 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:22,850 I didn't wish to offend. 214 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,430 I'm sorry. I'm probably grumpy because I was out 215 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,440 late last night, raping and murdering. 216 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,230 Not cool. I wouldn't joke about that. 217 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:32,980 I rape and murder, and I joke. 218 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:35,610 [Ron] And feeling unwelcome in this land 219 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,910 that was still pretty welcoming, 220 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:39,950 George Michael returned home, 221 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:44,370 but wasn't quite ready to deal with real life. 222 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,170 And seeing his father had left town, 223 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:53,750 and perhaps not ready to return to the responsibilities he'd left, 224 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,550 he decided to ease back in, 225 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,680 returning to his childhood home. 226 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,430 Hello? Here to clean the windows! 227 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,430 [Ron] And upon finding it empty, 228 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,640 he soon began what can only be described as... 229 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:10,190 [man] Total regression! 230 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,440 [rock music playing] 231 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:17,150 Dangerous Cousins! 232 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:19,990 Oh, my God, Quicken. 233 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:24,620 God, it's so much smaller than I remember. 234 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,290 [Ron] Perhaps it was a yearning 235 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:29,290 to go back to a simpler, less complicated time. 236 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:33,590 But there was no denying he was older and more mature. 237 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:37,720 Not to mention, looking for love. 238 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,220 [no audible dialogue] 239 00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:50,600 [splashing] 240 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:55,440 [Ron] But aside from a few setbacks, 241 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:58,820 George Michael was enjoying a break from responsibility. 242 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:01,200 [George Michael] For scenario two, you just found out 243 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,410 that your Darth Vader figure is dating your girlfriend, 244 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:06,950 and you find out he knew she was your... Whatever. Who gives a shit? 245 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,370 As usual, guys, just apply your own scenarios to these. 246 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:14,130 [Ron] Soon he, too, was teaching a course in a program of his own creation. 247 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:15,250 [George Michael] Go left. 248 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:18,300 [Ron] He even inspired a certain move that would eventually appear 249 00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:23,340 two years later in a Han Solo origin picture. 250 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,560 But the desire to return to a simpler time 251 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,430 might explain why his heart raced 252 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,890 when Maeby texted him a message. 253 00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:34,400 -[sizzles] -Shit. 254 00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:43,280 ♪ Honey to the bear, baby ♪ 255 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,910 [Ron] George Michael gave more thought to a response 256 00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,910 than perhaps was necessary... 257 00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:54,670 ♪ Yes, I do ♪ 258 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,920 ♪ Yes, I do ♪ 259 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:02,380 ...and wasn't quite proud of his final selection. 260 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,390 ♪ Like honey to the bear, baby ♪ 261 00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:09,140 There. That way... 262 00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:11,430 She can figure it out. 263 00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:13,600 [Ron] And he headed off to the penthouse, 264 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,650 lost in an adolescent fantasy... 265 00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:20,570 -Hi... don't like it. -...that he was soon shaken out of. 266 00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:21,530 What? My hair? 267 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,200 No, no, I like it. I just, uh, 268 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,700 don't like that I'm just seeing it now. 269 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:28,450 I guess I was picturing you at 16. [chuckles] 270 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,040 But I-I don't know why I... do that. 271 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,870 -But why did you do that? -Well, truthfully... 272 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,420 No, I'll just tell you the truth: it's a wig. 273 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,960 Now that I'm working for my mom's campaign, 274 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,420 I thought a gray-haired daughter 275 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,180 would add some years to her, but, turns out, nope. 276 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:46,680 She thinks it's a cool new thing and it makes her look hip. 277 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,050 Everything I've given her 278 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:51,140 to do or say has only made her go up in the polls. 279 00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:52,930 It's like the more offensive it is, 280 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:54,980 -the more people get behind her. -[Ron] It was true. 281 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:57,770 Remember, just stick to the words. Okay? 282 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,610 [Ron] She had her mother mock a reporter 283 00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:02,940 -who had a speech problem... -This so-called reporter 284 00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:04,820 from the Wee Guardian says I was right. 285 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,410 Now, suddenly, she's... 286 00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:08,490 [in English accent] "Perhaps I've recalled incorrectly. 287 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,910 -I'm positively knackered." -[cheering, laughing] 288 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,950 The candidate made no fans in Wee Britain, 289 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,040 but on the other side of the Anaheim pond, 290 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,830 the comment only made her more popular. 291 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,420 [Ron] ...and release a hot mic tape. 292 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,550 ...after the damning hot mic piece surfaced. 293 00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:24,420 [Ron] Although, remember, this was in 2015, 294 00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,680 and many of the offensive comments 295 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:29,800 almost seem quaint by today's standards. 296 00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:31,600 -Did you get that? -Oh, yeah. 297 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,560 Okay. 298 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,060 While shocking, the video seems to have only given her 299 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,770 a big rise in the polls. 300 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:40,060 It certainly had that effect on me. -[man] Not necessary! -[anchor] Don't sack me. 301 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,320 [Maeby] She keeps polling higher. 302 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,570 What am I doing right? 303 00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:48,610 Well, it probably doesn't help that, except for you, she's running unopposed. 304 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:51,370 Yeah. That's why I came up with the idea for us to kiss. 305 00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:54,370 So the kissing is part of a plan? 306 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,710 Yeah. I thought we could do it when the whole family 307 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:58,870 is on camera getting the Family of the Year Award. 308 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,250 Family of the Year Award? Who'd give us that? 309 00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:04,050 -We're giving it to ourselves. -Right. 310 00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:05,970 Still doesn't seem like we'd get the votes. 311 00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:07,840 So when my mom's giving the speech, 312 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,260 we'll be in the background, and we're just going at it. 313 00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:11,760 [laughs] And I'm like, 314 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,510 "Why have I never thought of that before?" 315 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:15,430 Kind of feels like you have. 316 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,270 To me, it seems like what you really want 317 00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:20,440 is for your mother to see you for who you are. 318 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,360 Why don't you write a speech for her to say about you, 319 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,230 about how lovely and smart you are, 320 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:28,530 how you've blossomed as a young woman 321 00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:30,950 into this incredibly beautiful and special person 322 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:33,830 that anyone would be lucky to get to share their life with. 323 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,580 I think I see where you're going with this. 324 00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:38,500 An incredibly attractive, 325 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:41,330 incredibly rare and precious gem. 326 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:44,340 And then, I open my mouth, 327 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,840 and I have these rotted out meth teeth. 328 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,970 And I'm like, "Then why do I gotta [bleeps] my cousin 329 00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:51,470 for some meth money, Mom?" You know, or something like that. 330 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:53,510 -I feel like we're circling it. -Yeah. 331 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:56,220 I don't know, maybe that's just a shade 332 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:57,680 unnecessarily cruel. 333 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,440 Well, at least I didn't punch her in the face. 334 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,650 Ah, I still feel so weird. I haven't even seen my dad since that day. 335 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,570 Yeah. He seems fine. 336 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,650 -Oh, you've seen him? -Yeah. He's across the hall. 337 00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,450 -Wait, who is? -Everyone. 338 00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:15,530 -Your dad, my mom, the whole family. -My dad's across the hall? 339 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:17,330 [Ron] Where Michael's father currently had 340 00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:19,080 his own son in a panic. 341 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,660 -No, I'm fine. -Yeah? 342 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,750 I'm fine. It's just, uh, I like, you know... 343 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,500 I just like the feeling of, uh... 344 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,800 [exhales] ...feeling something. 345 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,880 It's just nice to have some control over one's life. 346 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,640 But your mother is a wonderful person! 347 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:34,510 I've screamed the same thing many times I was worried she was in earshot. 348 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,930 You sure you two are okay? 349 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,270 I mean, the last I heard, you two were getting a divorce, 350 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:42,520 and now it seems like everything's just... 351 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,650 -Forgotten? -[Michael] Yeah. 352 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:45,650 [Lucille] You know our family motto. 353 00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:48,150 We forget, but we never forgive. 354 00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,150 I remember the framed needlepoint. 355 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,410 You'll see. In life, you don't want to carry that much hate. 356 00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:55,660 [Michael] Although, by not forgiving, 357 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:58,290 you're throwing everything out and just keeping the hate. 358 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:01,040 Well, how do you think she keeps that figure? 359 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,500 No. Okay, I'm going for a feeling. 360 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:04,830 -Let's get inside. -I'm fine. 361 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,460 -That's enough air. -I'm fine. Hey! 362 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:08,630 What's that trophy gonna look like, huh? 363 00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:10,920 Oh! Everyone gets a trophy, huh, Pop? 364 00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,840 -Well... -When I was a kid, 365 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,890 you said, "You want a trophy? Try harder, G.O.B." 366 00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:17,430 Huh. Well, maybe I... 367 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,310 -did something right, huh? -But I was like, 368 00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:21,560 "But you gave one to everybody else. 369 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,600 What happened to everybody gets a trophy?" There was that then. It was getting started, but... 370 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:28,400 Meanwhile, the guy who could've tried harder 371 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,900 is now giving it to the not super young, obviously, 372 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:35,030 but still fairly well known local TV host whose breasts-- 373 00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:37,780 and you're gonna be surprised to hear this coming from me-- 374 00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,660 may be a little bit too hard. [laughs] 375 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:41,790 High class problem, huh, Mike? 376 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,750 I wish you could get a feel next time, Mike. There is something not right with those. 377 00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:48,000 Yeah, well, I'm in town such a short time, 378 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,800 -so next time. -Well... [laughs] 379 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,050 One less trophy, huh, Mom? 380 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,630 There's one trophy: The Golden Anchor, 381 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,260 and Lindsay gets it. 382 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:58,050 Wait, what? For Family of the Year?! No! 383 00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:00,060 We need her to be the center of this. 384 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,850 She's the one running for office. 385 00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,730 What about Dad? You're the head of the family. 386 00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:06,270 You're the alpha. Or me, for that matter. 387 00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:08,480 I am the CEO. Mom said. 388 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,110 Fine, I'll get trophies for everyone. 389 00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:12,110 [scoffs] Everyone gets a trophy. 390 00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:14,400 [chuckles] Count me out. 391 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:16,820 -Fine. Everyone but G.O.B. -No! 392 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:19,530 [Maeby] You sure I didn't mention that in the text? 393 00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:20,990 Yeah. I read that thing down. -Hmm. -Should I go say hi to him? 394 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,080 I haven't seen my Darth since I hit him. 395 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,000 What if he asks me about Rebel? 396 00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:28,750 That's the love of his life, that he gave up for me, 397 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,540 and I haven't even called her once. 398 00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:31,630 Just tell him that. 399 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,090 -The truth, huh? -Yeah. 400 00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,670 Sometimes, the truth can hurt a man 401 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,550 more than the most brutally fashioned lie. 402 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,180 I should get out of here. 403 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,220 [Michael] Is anyone else noticing 404 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:46,770 that the family isn't quite, uh, as we remember them? 405 00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:49,860 -In what way? -That is not Buster. 406 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,230 Oh, I'm in. 407 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,190 [sighs] [imitating Michael] Uh, Buster, 408 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:58,070 oh, um, it's about time you got here, um, to the penthouse. 409 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,700 Did the skit start? I don't have the hook thing. 410 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,530 -[Michael] Hey, what's happening? -Shh! 411 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:06,290 Can I just do this with my hand instead, Tobias? 412 00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:08,330 [in normal voice] Michael. I'm Michael. 413 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,170 Just stay in it, Murphy-- uh, Buster, stay in... 414 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,460 He did a fantastic job as Buster 415 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,760 in the campaign interviews, so I will get him there, 416 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,800 uh, for the awards ceremony, I will. 417 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,550 [stammering] He's a young actor. 418 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,140 I don't really want to be an actor. 419 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,770 -It's not what I want to do. -[imitating Michael] Oh, and, uh, 420 00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:27,310 who's making you be an actor, Buster? 421 00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:28,440 He's talking to you... 422 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,980 [in normal voice] Shut up, Lindsay! [stammers] Li-- your sister. 423 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:33,480 Your sis... Lindsay-- sister. 424 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,570 [imitating Michael] Who's making you be an actor? 425 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,240 -My father? -What? 426 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,860 Who? Him? 427 00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,570 How could you do this to our son? 428 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,700 His son. Your son. I-- [in normal voice] Okay. 429 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,280 I have to pull myself out of this part. 430 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:47,200 [chuckles] I'm going in and out of Michael like a cuckoo clock bird. 431 00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:50,290 Okay, so, I'm Michael, uh, G.O.B. is G.O.B., 432 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,170 Michael is no one. 433 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,590 And opening night energy, Places and re... 434 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:57,460 -Peas and carrots. Red leather... -[George Sr.] Tobias! Hey, hey! 435 00:18:57,550 --> 00:19:01,800 -We do not need a Buster, okay? -That's right! Michael has him. 436 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,930 [imitating Michael] Indeed, and here he comes. 437 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,390 -Has who? -Has who? 438 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:06,560 [Lucille] Buster. 439 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,310 Y-You said you'd look after him. 440 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:11,690 -That's the first I'm hearing about it. -We've heard about it. 441 00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:14,820 Michael, why are you lying about not having Buster with you? 442 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:17,530 -Oh, no, I'm not lying about anything. -[Ron] Well, he kind of was. 443 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:20,820 As months earlier, he had laid out a scheme 444 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,570 to make it seem like Buster was a missing person. 445 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:26,790 So, we gotta wait about 48 hours before we declare you missing. 446 00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:28,870 -Then they put out an APB. -[Ron] At which point, 447 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,250 Buster was to go to the police station and say... 448 00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:32,830 "You were looking for me. Here I am." 449 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,290 Let them race back into town and save everyone for a change. 450 00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,920 In fact, I keep forgetting to ask, uh, what was it 451 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,720 that brought everyone back together in town this time? 452 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,930 Well, Lucille 2 was missing, 453 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:46,760 and we had an obligation to look after the company. 454 00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:49,100 -So, it's not because of Buster. -[mumbling] 455 00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,980 -I see. Listen, I don't... -Yeah. [mumbling] 456 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,190 [Ron] What Michael didn't know was that while the police 457 00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:54,940 had gotten ahold of Buster... 458 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,730 You think that's me? 459 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,400 ...they were more concerned 460 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,820 with a different missing person. 461 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,740 I mean, that guy obviously has a giant rubber hand, 462 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:06,070 and I have a giant melted hand that smells like Bounce. 463 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,200 [giggles] 464 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,830 [Buster over laptop] I'm in the movie. 465 00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:10,830 Okay, that's definitely me. 466 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:14,500 I'm just surprised to see it, since I'm pretty sure I erased that video. 467 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,500 You sure you don't want an attorney? 468 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:20,510 No. Michael was very clear about that. 469 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:23,260 -I'm just a missing person. -Not anymore. 470 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,340 [officer] We don't need a bad cop. Go home. 471 00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:27,140 -See your kid. -Thanks, Rick. 472 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,430 That's why you're the good cop. 473 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,730 I don't know what lesson you're trying to teach me, but you're back. 474 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:34,690 You're probably hiding Buster. I mean, who knows? It's just... 475 00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:36,480 Not my problem anymore, in any event, okay? 476 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,860 I got my own son to worry about. 477 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,610 I am, uh, I'm leaving. Goodbye. 478 00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,150 -Bye. -I will not be back this time. 479 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,650 It's all about my son. 480 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,110 That was so helpful, thank you. If you could... 481 00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:48,410 -Get your stuff. Let's get out of here. -Dad. 482 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,330 -Hey. [chuckles] -Oh! 483 00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:55,670 Hey. Hey, son. 484 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,880 Oh, my goodness, look who it is. 485 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,340 I was just gonna call you. [clicks tongue] This is, uh... 486 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,470 -Back in town or...? -Are you, um... 487 00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:05,840 Briefly. You going to the family thing that we're... 488 00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:07,720 -Giving to ourselves? No. -Huh? Yeah. 489 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,680 -I, uh, can't make it. -Yeah? No? 490 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,470 -Should I tell them? -Well, you know, listen, 491 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,930 I-I wasn't gonna go, so don't-don't not go, 492 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:15,020 because I'm... you know. 493 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,770 -You're the reason I would go. -Oh, yeah? 494 00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:19,110 -I just have some plans, so I can't. Yeah. -Sweet. 495 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:22,440 You got plans, huh? Well, we make plans, and God laughs. 496 00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:23,440 -That's right. -Right? 497 00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:25,950 -No, I always want to make plans, but... -Hmm. 498 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,660 You don't want to be laughed at. 499 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,990 Tell me. Yeah. Well, I won't laugh. 500 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,290 Do you have plans with Rebel? 501 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,830 -Uh, yeah, I do, yeah. I do. Yeah, no. -Good for you guys. 502 00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:36,290 It's-it's fun stuff, yeah. 503 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:39,330 Stuff I think, even if you weren't God, you'd find funny. 504 00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,880 You can't ask for more than that. 505 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,380 But that's none of my business, yeah? 506 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,930 Only reason I ask, 'cause I'm going on a scuba trip. 507 00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:50,010 Um, yeah, came back in town to get my gear. 508 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,640 Only reason I'm here, um, you know. 509 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,560 It's a last-minute thing. Several weeks at sea. 510 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,390 -You'd hate it. So, yes. -Yeah, not my thing. 511 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,980 -I shouldn't have even asked you. -Oh, did you ask? 512 00:21:58,060 --> 00:22:00,110 Ah... I don't want to inter... You shouldn't cancel your plans with Rebel, you know. 513 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,150 -Rain check. -Uh, it's tomorrow or...? 514 00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:06,780 -Hmm? We leave today, so, yeah. -Ah. 515 00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,200 [chuckles] God's probably-- 516 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,660 -I can almost hear him laughing, you know? -Wow, yeah. 517 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,370 Although, maybe, I imagine, it doesn't make him laugh anymore. 518 00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:15,620 I mean, so much of life is, uh, plans. 519 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,660 It would just be the same joke over and over. 520 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:18,830 So he's... 521 00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:21,880 -It's not funny anymore. -What's he laughing at? 522 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,800 Hey. 523 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,260 You happy? 524 00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:26,630 Oh, man. 525 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,590 You know, in truth, it's, uh, 526 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,800 it's-it's been a while since I've seen... 527 00:22:33,850 --> 00:22:35,930 -you, first of all, but, um... -Yep. 528 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,480 The thing with, um... 529 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,310 So, Rebel, you know, 'cause she... 530 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,150 I wanted to say, between the two of you, you know, 531 00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:45,480 if you ever felt like... Because, like, she's indicated 532 00:22:45,570 --> 00:22:47,610 that things were... I don't know what she said, 533 00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:51,030 but maybe things were not quite wrapped up completely with... 534 00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:52,620 -Between me and her? -Yeah. 535 00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:56,950 She said that I left things unfinished? Hang on. 536 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,670 That's got me, that's got me spinning out, 'cause, uh... 537 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,090 That could be how she talks. You know how she is. 538 00:23:03,170 --> 00:23:06,920 No, I-I think I was-was pretty clear that I... 539 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,220 You know, I broke up with her. 540 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:12,180 You know, I show up there, I got a cactus, for God's sakes, 541 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:13,350 you know, which is... 542 00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:15,600 that's the universal sign for "things are over." 543 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,600 No, she must have just thought that you would also, um... 544 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,400 Say it. 545 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,770 Yeah. Say it. 546 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:26,320 Oh. Yeah, I did. I said lots of things. 547 00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:29,150 I'm standing there, you had just left. 548 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,400 -[Michael] Ciao. -[George Michael] Bella. 549 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,910 [Ron] When Michael ran into Rebel 550 00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:34,910 -leaving her apartment... -That's for me. 551 00:23:34,990 --> 00:23:36,580 ...but she had some bad news. 552 00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:40,000 It's not gonna work out between us. I just wanted to tell you in person. 553 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,330 [Ron] Michael didn't know why he said the next thing out of his mouth. 554 00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:46,800 Maybe it was relief that he didn't have to break up with her, 555 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,210 but for some reason, he came up with... 556 00:23:49,670 --> 00:23:53,340 Well, if you ever change your mind, I ain't going nowhere. 557 00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:59,310 Uh, I was afraid that maybe I was too hard on her, verbally. You know? 558 00:23:59,390 --> 00:24:00,560 And then, I, you know... 559 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,150 Plus I had to leave for a couple of months for work. 560 00:24:03,230 --> 00:24:04,900 -Movie stuff? -Hmm? 561 00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:07,270 Mexico. 562 00:24:07,730 --> 00:24:10,690 Hope she's not getting a signal from you that you are not 563 00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:13,160 fully into her because you're worried 564 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,990 that maybe I've got some unfinished business, 565 00:24:15,070 --> 00:24:17,080 -so you're holding back? -No. No, I'm all in. 566 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,370 [Ron] Actually, the only contact George Michael had had 567 00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:23,170 with Rebel was watching one of her movies, 568 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,960 with a Shane and three Noahs. 569 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,250 [Rebel] And you can say goodbye to these! 570 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,840 Maybe I do miss her. 571 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:33,340 No, I told her. You know, I even said, "Y'all are it for me." 572 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,340 -You know. -Go a step further and say, 573 00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:37,180 -"Y'all ain't going nowhere." -She's it. I don't know 574 00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:39,930 why she wouldn't think I was... wasn't going nowhere. 575 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,770 Pa. 576 00:24:41,890 --> 00:24:43,140 [elevator bell dings] 577 00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:45,350 Oh, that's me. Um, good. All right, well, are you going down or...? 578 00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:49,980 -No. I forgot my bag. -Well, it's good to see-- 579 00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:51,150 [both grunting] 580 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,580 -Ciao. -Bella. 581 00:25:05,330 --> 00:25:08,250 That's it, I'm out of here! 582 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,550 -[Ron] Michael returns for his bag. -[all cheering] 583 00:25:11,630 --> 00:25:13,590 Okay, I get it. Is that supposed to be me? 584 00:25:13,670 --> 00:25:15,840 No, that's my impression of Tobias doing you. 585 00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:17,470 Wait, what? But that... 586 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,140 Oh, that's it. I am out of here. 587 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,770 Tobias doing Tobias. Yep? 588 00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:31,360 I don't care. I'm... 589 00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:32,860 All right. 590 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:38,110 [Ron] And Buster wonders why Michael isn't doing Michael. 591 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,330 Why hasn't Michael come back? 592 00:25:40,410 --> 00:25:43,290 What happened to "Michael always comes back"? 593 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,620 [gulps, groans] 594 00:25:46,210 --> 00:25:47,580 Oh, God. Oh, God.