1 00:00:14,510 --> 00:00:17,350 [Ron Howard] While attempting to bail out his brother, Buster, 2 00:00:17,430 --> 00:00:20,600 Michael had accidentally bailed out the family attorney. 3 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:24,100 -What's it gonna cost to get Buster out? -I don't know. What's he in for? 4 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,560 -Murder? Manslaughter? -No. No. 5 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:26,600 There's no murder. 6 00:00:26,690 --> 00:00:29,190 He tampered with evidence when Lucille 2 went missing. 7 00:00:29,270 --> 00:00:32,150 -I would say over $50,000. -[Michael] Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,110 Yeah, well, I told you, I'm tapped out. 9 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,490 Couldn't you embe-- borrow from your company? 10 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:41,080 What are you talking about? Lucille Austero is a majority shareholder. 11 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,660 We're gonna be under scrutiny. 12 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:46,290 Doesn't George Michael have a company that he can em-- borrow from? 13 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:47,540 You need $15,000? 14 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:51,000 No. No, not at all. No, please, son, not from you. 15 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:53,090 I'd never ask you for money. Come on. 16 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:54,970 And it's 50,000 17 00:00:55,050 --> 00:00:57,390 that I'm not asking you for, not 15, okay? 18 00:00:57,470 --> 00:00:59,430 Which I could probably lend you. 19 00:00:59,510 --> 00:01:02,100 -Oh, I don't need it. -Huh? No? Good. Yeah? 20 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:03,640 Good, good. 21 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,810 So your Fakeblock's doing well? 22 00:01:05,890 --> 00:01:08,100 [Ron] George Michael had been looking for an opportunity 23 00:01:08,190 --> 00:01:10,150 to come clean about Fakeblock... 24 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:12,730 -Been meaning to ask. -...but this wasn't it. 25 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:15,820 Yeah, well, Fakeblock's money is all tied up in legalities, 26 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,910 -patenting, marketing. -Sounds amazing. 27 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:20,160 Good for you, good for you. Good for him. 28 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,910 We're trying to figure out the Buster thing. 29 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:25,660 Well, if we can't use the company money to get Buster out, 30 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:28,000 you better figure out a way to do it, Barry... 31 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:30,920 or I'll use my own lawyer. 32 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,510 What are you talking about, another lawyer? 33 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:35,800 You don't have the courtesy to wait until I'm disbarred? 34 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,640 Is this a divorce guy? Oh, this hurts. 35 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,510 Give me a second, I'll be all right. 36 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,310 I was gonna use your divorce to pay off my peekaboo lawyer. 37 00:01:43,390 --> 00:01:46,100 His name is Dustin Radler, and I haven't hired him, 38 00:01:46,180 --> 00:01:48,940 because technically, he's given up the rat race. 39 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:51,150 Oh, God, the giving up the rat race guy? 40 00:01:51,230 --> 00:01:52,570 This is the sand hobo? 41 00:01:52,650 --> 00:01:54,030 Uh, it's just a question. 42 00:01:54,110 --> 00:01:55,860 Are you guys doing something? 43 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:57,490 -[inhales] -[Gob] Don't say it! 44 00:01:57,570 --> 00:02:00,530 Please, I can't... I can't hear it. 45 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,450 He tickles my fancy. 46 00:02:02,530 --> 00:02:04,580 Your what? Is the... 47 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:07,460 What part of Mom is the fancy? 48 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:09,330 You do not want to know what I'm picturing, 49 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,380 and it's not what you think. 50 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:12,840 Oh, stop. 51 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,210 We walk on the beach. 52 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,800 We like the feel of the sand on our feet. 53 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,010 Oh, God, the thought of your feet. 54 00:02:19,090 --> 00:02:20,300 [George Sr.] It's fine. 55 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,930 I'm glad you have someone to talk to. 56 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:24,310 Well, maybe I'll go check on Buster. 57 00:02:24,390 --> 00:02:26,980 Wow. Mom really has him fancy-whipped, huh? 58 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:29,600 You don't want to bring another lawyer into this. 59 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:32,520 You don't want to go in fully armed, because the DA, 60 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:34,860 she's up for reelection, and she's a killer. 61 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:36,570 God, I even hate to say her name. 62 00:02:36,650 --> 00:02:38,110 [upbeat music playing] 63 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:40,530 Yeah, Lottie Dottie DA, my asshole. 64 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:44,700 Okay. When it comes to Buster: a total press blackout. 65 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,160 Couldn't agree more. We have to be diligent. 66 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,660 -No media. -[Tobias] Uh... 67 00:02:49,410 --> 00:02:51,830 are we talking about reality or, uh, 68 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,380 scripted, as well, because [laughs] I've got... 69 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:56,960 Why would there be a scripted about the family? 70 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:59,220 Weren't you working on one with Ron Howard? 71 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:01,130 [clicks tongue] 72 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:04,140 You're saying that's not grandfathered in. 73 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:06,850 'Cause it was before the murder. 74 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:08,430 Michael, tell me that movie 75 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:12,060 you were producing about us is not still happening. 76 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,360 I do not think that it is. I mean, I... 77 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,900 I gave the releases to Kitty, but the industry does not move fast. 78 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:20,950 Well, then, talk to Kitty and get them back. 79 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:22,530 -Can't. Kitty hates me. -[Gob laughs] 80 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:25,280 Did you catch this? 81 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:27,120 Man, that's priceless. 82 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,040 First, you eat it with Buster, 83 00:03:29,370 --> 00:03:31,120 then you step in it with the movie, 84 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:33,080 and now you're eating what you stepped in, 85 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:35,590 because Kitty hates you. 86 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:39,340 Guess Michael's the geo-bead today. 87 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:41,300 Did you say "geo-bead"? 88 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:44,970 Yeah, it's one of Dad's expressions-- When somebody screws up, Dad said it. 89 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,510 One of his "you'll figure it out someday" expressions. 90 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,180 -Okay. -Know what? You're lucky, 91 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:51,600 'cause Kitty's sweet on me, so I'll go with you. 92 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,440 -No, thank you. Nope. -I could go. Or just... 93 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:58,320 Would that be helpful if I did? Or am I just being a G-O-B? 94 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,650 -[chuckles] -Uh... [scoffs] 95 00:03:59,730 --> 00:04:01,780 G-O-B spells "Gob," you geo-bead, 96 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:03,200 so why don't you s... ah. Well, today's the day. 97 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:08,700 Why are you even still here? Go find your wife. 98 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,410 I don't know where she is. 99 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,580 Well, track down the ex-boyfriend. 100 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,250 And take Tonto with you. 101 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:17,670 Yes, of course, Marky Bark. 102 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,380 From the cuckolding. 103 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:23,220 I think I might have an idea of where I can, I think. 104 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:24,430 -Come on! -Coming! 105 00:04:24,510 --> 00:04:27,550 [Ron] And as Tobias rushed off with his newfound son, 106 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,470 George Michael and his cousin 107 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,720 -caught up. -I can't believe this is the third 108 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:33,730 "welcome home from prison" party we've thrown. 109 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:35,060 [chuckling] Yeah. 110 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:36,400 Know what we should do? 111 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,150 Why don't we make out again and teach them a lesson? 112 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:42,740 I can't, 'cause my dad's here, and he thinks I'm still dating Rebel. 113 00:04:43,190 --> 00:04:46,070 And how would our making out teach them a lesson? 114 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,580 T-Teach Rebel a lesson. I meant, teach Rebel. 115 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,830 I'm supposed to have a date with her later. 116 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:54,120 Wait, so you are still dating her? 117 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,670 What happened to our plan, 118 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:57,420 where you show up demanding sex after ghosting her 119 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,790 for two months, and she breaks up with you? 120 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,630 Didn't I tell you? She was out of town for two months, 121 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:04,130 and it looked like I was waiting for her when she got home, 122 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,220 and she thinks we're closer than ever now. 123 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:08,510 I've agreed to go to this barbecue at her dad's house. 124 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:10,510 I can't meet her family. I... 125 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,310 Hey, George Michael, uh... Ah, hey. 126 00:05:13,810 --> 00:05:15,690 Did that Murphybrown thing upset you? 127 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:19,150 Oh, did that actress die? Oh, [bleeps] you, 2015. 128 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:22,570 Oh, no, this is different. The, uh... Tobias's friend, 129 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:24,110 his name is Murphybrown, 130 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,360 and it's more than just his acting friend. 131 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:27,740 It's his boyfriend. 132 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:28,990 No, it's his son. 133 00:05:29,070 --> 00:05:30,030 His boyfriend's son. 134 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:32,950 Oh, I'm sorry, Maeby. 135 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:34,870 Are you... jealous? 136 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,160 No, of course not. 137 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,880 I mean, the guy grew up not even knowing his father. 138 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,420 -If anything, I'm... jealous. -[Michael] Hmm. 139 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,300 Yeah, that... that is a great word for it. 140 00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:50,550 Did I overhear that Rebel does not want you to meet her family? 141 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,180 No, it's that they're having 142 00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:55,350 some barbecue thing today over at her dad's house... 143 00:05:55,430 --> 00:05:57,390 And you were not invited. Ay, ay, ay. 144 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,600 [stammering] No, I think I could show up. -She didn't seem into it... -Well, 145 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:05,320 I'm the wrong one to ask. When I was briefly interested 146 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,990 in Rebel, you know, 147 00:06:07,070 --> 00:06:11,280 and even that overstates it, I failed the Ron test big-time. 148 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:14,540 Okay? And in fairness to Ron, I also thought that he was... 149 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:15,830 Her... 150 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,960 Her lover? 151 00:06:20,330 --> 00:06:21,460 ...boss. [laughs softly] 152 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:23,090 But listen, you take your time. 153 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:25,550 Don't rush trying to fit in with that crowd. 154 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:28,170 They're probably looking for a yes-man or a suck-up. 155 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:29,590 That's not your style. 156 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,180 No. No, well, I had a great role model. 157 00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:33,390 Aw, bless you. 158 00:06:33,470 --> 00:06:35,220 Yeah, I also had a... 159 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:36,640 Well, bless you. 160 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,480 If you end up meeting that family, 161 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,190 one good rule to follow is... -do not bring Tobias. -Be myself. 162 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:44,150 Be yourself, George Michael. 163 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:45,730 George Maharis. 164 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:48,150 Yes, be George Maharis, George Michael. 165 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,820 [Ron] Now, the story of a wealthy family 166 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:55,080 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 167 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,790 but to keep them all together. 168 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,500 It's Arrested Development. 169 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:11,050 [Ron] Michael Bluth was taking his brother to ensure 170 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,930 that Kitty wasn't going to make a movie about Buster. 171 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:16,760 -...eating what you stepped in. -You made that point. 172 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:18,270 I had to give her Buster. 173 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:19,890 The movie couldn't be me and George Michael. We were both dating Rebel, 174 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,810 and she didn't know that he was my son. 175 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,190 -It was a disaster. -Right. 176 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:28,480 You didn't know who I was dating, so you accused me of being the other man. 177 00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:30,950 -Who were you dating? -[laughing] Julie Bowen! 178 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:33,280 [Ron] Actually, it was Tony Wonder, 179 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,030 a man Gob had been longing to hear from ever since 180 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,410 the gay magician poofed into his life, 181 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,710 -and then, just as quickly... -Oh, [bleeps]. 182 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:42,750 ...disa-poofed. 183 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,500 [Michael] The Rebel thing almost ruined my relationship with my son. 184 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,460 And I think that it's a good thing 185 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,460 she's lost interest in George Michael. 186 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:52,180 -I have to tell you... -That never made sense. 187 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,340 It never made sense. 188 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:55,430 It never made sense, because, you know, 189 00:07:55,510 --> 00:07:59,310 he doesn't fit in with those people, and I think that George Michael and I 190 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:00,680 are gonna be closer than ever. 191 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:02,890 He's gonna need a father-- still needs a father. 192 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:05,150 The only mother figure he's ever had 193 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:07,360 -in his life was... -Oh, it was Mom. 194 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,940 Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 195 00:08:12,740 --> 00:08:14,030 Huh, poor kid. 196 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,820 -I can't imagine. -Nor can I. 197 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:26,380 -Wait, we had Mom. -You know, in a way, she was our mom. 198 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,460 [Ron] George Michael was seeking motherly advice 199 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:33,130 from a cousin 200 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:35,590 -who'd been living as a grandma. -[Stan] Aha. 201 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:38,260 I heard we're getting a visit from the grandson. Want a lick? 202 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:40,770 -Oh, my God, no. -Good, more for me. 203 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:43,600 -Gonna have more? I can come back. -No, no. Come on in. 204 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,940 I heard you're having relationship trouble. 205 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:48,400 I'll go get your... What do you call her? Gangie? 206 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,400 Maeby... 207 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:51,570 I should call her that. 208 00:08:51,650 --> 00:08:54,320 Uh, yeah, relationship problems. 209 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,700 -Gangie gets it. -Yeah, she sure helped me. 210 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:58,370 Imagine finding love at my age. 211 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,240 It is hard to imagine, but, uh, 212 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:02,450 maybe you'll find something else, like a hobby 213 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:03,910 -or a napkin. -Mm. 214 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:07,040 Annette, your grandson's here. 215 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,670 [Maeby] I have no makeup on, 216 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,800 -I'm a mess. Cover your eyes. -Too late. 217 00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:12,840 I won't look. If your grandson wasn't here, I'd probably take a peeky-weeky. 218 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:18,180 [Maeby] Well, hey, what a surprise... honey. 219 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:20,970 [George Michael] You're living with this guy? 220 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:24,680 Hey, my fake identity is none of your fake identity's business, okay? 221 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:26,600 [George Michael] Speaking of that, things have gotten worse. 222 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:29,860 Not only does my dad think Fakeblock is real, and I've got money 223 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:32,820 I won't share with him when he needs to bail out Buster, 224 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,030 but he also thinks I should take things slower with Rebel. 225 00:09:36,150 --> 00:09:37,860 I don't know, but here's my idea about her. 226 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:39,740 What do women really want? 227 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,410 Their fathers' attention. 228 00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:43,740 And Ron Howard is a buttoned-down guy, right? 229 00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:45,540 What if he doesn't like you? 230 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,120 What if you show up to the barbecue with pink hair? 231 00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:49,330 -Pink hair? -Yeah. 232 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,500 I saw it on someone recently, and it made me want to puke. Trust me. 233 00:09:53,590 --> 00:09:55,800 You are gonna be like, "Burn!" [laughs] 234 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,090 That's starting to tingle. 235 00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,890 Let me know when it starts to burn. 236 00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:02,430 -It's gonna burn? -Did I not make that clear? 237 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:05,930 Nobody said getting out of a relationship would be painless. 238 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:08,440 You should talk about getting out of a relationship. 239 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,400 I think your friend Stan might be interested in you 240 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,770 in a way that you don't want him to be interested. 241 00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:16,570 That would explain why he's offering to do my laundry. 242 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:20,490 Well, whatever gets him to do my laundry, huh? [chuckles] 243 00:10:20,570 --> 00:10:22,950 Yeah, no, I'll suss it out. 244 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,910 This lie I'm living might be sending him mixed signals. 245 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,910 [Ron] At that moment, some mixed signals 246 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,250 were also being sent on Pacific Coast Highway... 247 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:34,000 Technically, they had to call me Rock Monster. 248 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:36,670 [Ron] ...as Tobias and his newly found son 249 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,430 were headed to Mexico to find his newly lost wife. 250 00:10:39,510 --> 00:10:41,090 And John Beard actually said 251 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:43,550 I was one of the more popular predators, 252 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,970 so whatever gets your name and weight out there. 253 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:48,020 But I want to hear about your dreams. 254 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,940 I don't know. I'm really good at computers. 255 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:51,850 It's fun, too. 256 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,900 Kind of like the only time I feel alive. 257 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,320 No, no, your dreams, 258 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,400 not what you think will make you rich. Your passion. 259 00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:01,530 Oh, also maybe being, like, a doctor for animals, 260 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:04,280 or their dogs, 'cause sometimes, if I look at an animal, 261 00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:06,580 there's, like, a special connection. 262 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,330 Dreams! Dreams. 263 00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:11,330 I didn't ask, "What part of a dog do you want to touch?" 264 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:15,000 Okay, let's try this in reverse. Uh, you're famous. 265 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:17,800 Uh, what is the thing you do that makes everyone clap? 266 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:22,180 Ooh! Once I got claps for doing a juggling ball thing, 267 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:25,390 'cause I'd unicycle in Haiti when I was volunteering... 268 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:28,270 Yes! Clowning, yes! Now, you're dreaming. 269 00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:30,060 That's your dream. 270 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:33,400 Well, perhaps we should juggle your priorities. [chuckles] 271 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,310 Oh. 272 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:38,070 [Ron] And Michael was preparing his brother 273 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:41,240 to persuade Kitty to give back their movie rights. 274 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,070 Good. Here comes Kitty. Here she comes. 275 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,820 -I believe in you. You can do her. -What? 276 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:47,910 This. You can do this... [chuckles] to her. 277 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:51,500 Michael! Whatever it is, the answer is no, unless you want the answer to be no, 278 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,960 -and then, it is yes. -Well, Gob, I want you to, 279 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,500 -uh, to see who's here. -Gob. 280 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,260 Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes. [chuckles] 281 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:03,680 I was gonna say, they look puffy and red. 282 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,760 [laughs shrilly] 283 00:12:07,510 --> 00:12:09,810 -You guys need to get a room, huh? -[Kitty] Right? 284 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:11,350 Why don't you guys get a room, 285 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,350 and I can say hi to Ron? What do you think? 286 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:17,230 He's not in the office today. He has some family event. 287 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:19,900 -Oh, is that today? -But since he's not here, 288 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,780 how would you like to get inside of a LEM? 289 00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:23,240 If I could j-- Um, Michael. 290 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,860 -I just... -[Michael] Yeah? 291 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,740 -I can't do this. -No. You're gonna be fine. 292 00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:29,030 You're gonna be fine. You were built for this, okay? 293 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,790 [Gob] I can see she's got gum in her mouth. 294 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:33,540 -[Michael] She can hear you. -[overlapping chatter] 295 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,130 [Kitty] You're overthinking it. Nothing to worry about. 296 00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:39,420 -It was in the past. You've been there. -Let me get out of your hair. 297 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,090 -And you can get in my hair. -God, no. 298 00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:42,590 You can't make me touch her hair. 299 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:45,180 -I'm not gonna touch her hair. -Come on, Gob. 300 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:49,470 [Ron] And nearby, George Maharis was ready to alienate 301 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,390 his soon to be ex-girlfriend's family 302 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:56,060 with a head full of Tobias Pink hair. 303 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,480 [Rebel] Hey! There you are. 304 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,360 Dad, this is George Maharis. 305 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,070 -Oh, neat to meet you. -Neat to meet you. 306 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,780 [Ron] Rebel says neat things about you. 307 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:09,580 What's up? 308 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,750 [Ron] Unfortunately, Maeby left the dye in too long, 309 00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:14,460 -and it turned out to be... -[Ron] Look. 310 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:15,920 Howard Red. 311 00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:18,960 No, it isn't. It... It's... 312 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,800 [chuckles] 313 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,220 -Imagine if it was pink, though. -[Ron] Yeah, but it's not. 314 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:27,130 It's Howard Red. Cheryl, look at what this kid did. 315 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,760 [Cheryl] It's like our hair. 316 00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:30,930 Someone's come a-courtin'. 317 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,390 You're fitting in already. 318 00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:35,980 [all laughing] 319 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,810 -What's so funny? -Oh, it's just my family. 320 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:42,270 We Howards don't just laugh when things are funny. 321 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,530 We laugh when we're happy. 322 00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:45,900 And when things are uncomfortable, too. 323 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,320 You mean, when bad reviews start rolling in? 324 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:52,160 [all laughing] 325 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,790 [Ron] So, Rebel tells me 326 00:13:55,870 --> 00:13:59,330 that you're an entrepreneur, some sort of security software? 327 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:03,210 Oh, Dad, it's called Fakeblock, and it's amazing. 328 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,710 The company's gonna go under by next week. We're broke. 329 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:09,220 Guess I'm not exactly daddy's dream boyfriend, am I? 330 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:12,220 Listen, don't worry about that company stuff. 331 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,270 -When I started Imagine... -[Ron] With Brian Grazer. 332 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:17,980 ...the company was up to its neck in debt, but look at me... 333 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,690 -[Ron] And Brian. -...now. 334 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:22,610 And in those early days, I can't tell you 335 00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:25,610 how many times I felt like a fraud. 336 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:29,950 But I'll tell you a secret, everyone feels that way. 337 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:32,990 [Ron] George Michael was touched by the advice... 338 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,790 But enough business talk. Tell me, do you like hot dogs? 339 00:14:35,870 --> 00:14:38,040 [Ron] ...but he made one last attempt 340 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,870 to offend his host... 341 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,290 -No, I don't like hot dogs. -[all laughing] 342 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:43,790 [laughs nervously] 343 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,010 -[Ron] ...but couldn't. -I love them. 344 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:50,430 [all laughing loudly] 345 00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:54,970 -[laughing] No. -Oh, my God. 346 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,180 [Ron] You're good. You're good. 347 00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:58,890 [all continue laughing] 348 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:04,940 [Ron chuckling] What a neat group. 349 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:08,900 Meanwhile, Gob was trying to get in the mood with Kitty. 350 00:15:09,650 --> 00:15:11,910 [Gob] Hard to believe they used to put monkeys in these. 351 00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,450 [Kitty giggles] 352 00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:14,740 My guess? 353 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,240 They wouldn't be able to figure out a lot of this stuff. 354 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:19,370 Yeah. Monkeys are kind of dumb. 355 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,040 I'd like to see one get out of here quickly in an emergency. 356 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,250 [both chuckle] 357 00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:24,420 They'd be all... 358 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,500 [imitating a monkey] I have to get out of here. 359 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,760 [imitating a monkey] Get me out of here. [laughs] 360 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,430 [in normal voice] Ah, too good, too good, too good. 361 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:35,430 [in normal voice] So... 362 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,390 surely you didn't want to be alone with me 363 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,600 to talk about monkeys in space. 364 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,730 No. I did not want to be alone with you at all. 365 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,980 [chuckles] 366 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,320 [slurps] 367 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,530 Remind me not to forget my gum. 368 00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:54,030 -[ringtone playing] -One sec. Probably my brother. 369 00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:57,700 -"Did you trick her into it yet?" -"Trick her into what?" 370 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,540 "Giving us our rights back, you geo..." 371 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:02,830 It's Tony. I gotta take this. Can I get some privacy? 372 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,580 -We're sealed in here. -I gotta get out. 373 00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:06,380 -You can't turn that... -Get me out of here. 374 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:07,960 -No, no! -It'll go to voicemail! 375 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,210 I gotta blow the hatch! 376 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,840 -[Kitty] That's the chute! -God, I just... 377 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,180 'mazing Jesus. 378 00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:17,390 [Tony] Hey, it's Tony. 379 00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:19,060 Oh. [chuckles] 380 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,600 -If I'd known, I wouldn't have picked up. -[Tony chuckles] 381 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,650 -I think that we're stuck in here. -[sighs] 382 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:28,110 -[Tony] Where are you? -[Gob] Oh, um... 383 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:30,400 I'm in a LEM. Where are you? 384 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,280 [Tony] I'm in a Tumi... suitcase. 385 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,700 I think I'm in baggage claim at Long Beach Airport. 386 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,070 My assistant's picking me up, 387 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,240 unless she takes another gray Tumi by mistake, 388 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,790 then I go to unclaimed. 389 00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:45,290 -That's how we lost the Amazing Frederick. -I would've claimed you. [chuckles] 390 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:47,420 [Tony chuckles] I'll bet. 391 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,590 [chuckles, sighs] 392 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:50,880 [Tony chuckles] 393 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,050 Since I'm getting back in town, I thought I owed you a call. 394 00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,470 So, let's get together. 395 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:01,390 -I can't right now. I've got this thing... -[clangs] 396 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,480 ...I'm stuck in the LEM with. 397 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:04,940 That's the other thing. 398 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,940 I don't think we can actually hang out, anyway. 399 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,820 I mean, I'm the flamboyant gay magician. 400 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,070 You're the super straight Christian magician. 401 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:14,860 We'll taint each other's brand. 402 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,030 Yeah. [sighs] 403 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:21,990 I guess we're... different in the same way. 404 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,620 [Tony] Same, in a different way. 405 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,910 -Different... -[Tony] Same... 406 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,630 -...in a same, different way. -[Tony] ...in a different way, same. 407 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,000 -Different, wifferent... -[Tony] Same way. 408 00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:33,010 -...in a same gay way? -[Tony] Different same. 409 00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:34,470 -It... -[Tony] Wame. 410 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,470 Wow. Guess that's over. 411 00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:38,640 [Tony] Yup. Talk about a sign. 412 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,550 [Ron] And that's when they realized 413 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,720 there was a time when they could speak in unison, 414 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:44,430 but I guess it was over now. 415 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:47,520 [Tony] I gotta run. I better shut up and listen for "wonder." 416 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,270 [Gob] Wait, so is this goodbye-- 417 00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:50,900 [phone line clicks] 418 00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:58,030 How much did you hear? 419 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,910 [Ron] And George Sr. visited his prison alma mater 420 00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:04,200 for the first time since his son had been incarcerated. 421 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:06,910 This is where I ate a battery during my first week at recess. No, no, "yard." Don't call it recess. 422 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,840 Well, it's a little too late for that, Dad. 423 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,210 I've been trying to figure out prison on my own. 424 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,670 -I know. Sorry... -[Duck] George Bluth! Oh, my God. 425 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,640 -I've never seen you in street clothes. -[George Sr.] Duck? 426 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,010 I almost didn't recognize you without the flashlight in your mouth. 427 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,140 [both laugh] 428 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,680 [Buster laughing] 429 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,100 Sorry to be rude. This is my son, Buster. 430 00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:30,730 Charmed, I'm... 431 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,560 [Duck and George Sr.] No touching. 432 00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:35,980 [Ron] And perhaps that was why George Sr. 433 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:38,150 decided he owed it to his son 434 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,360 to share some of his own caged wisdom. 435 00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:42,950 [George Sr.] Buster, you have to toughen up now. 436 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:45,290 You're in lock-up, all right? They'll circle like jackals. 437 00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:48,000 You gotta be strong, especially with the skinheads. 438 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,330 Skinhead gets in your face, you charge back at him. 439 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,330 You pop him fast. 440 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,670 That's the only way you can get respect. 441 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,210 [Buster] That one there's been giving me looks. 442 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,880 [George Sr.] No. That's not a skinhead. 443 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,430 That's a guard. You charge at a guard, they'll kill you. 444 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,640 Oh, yeah. That I should know. 445 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,260 But with a skinhead, that's how you get respect. 446 00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:08,230 I got more respect then, with these animals, 447 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:11,150 than I get with your... with your mother now. 448 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,150 -I can't... -[acoustic guitar playing] 449 00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:17,230 I can't satisfy her. 450 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,490 -Really? It's so easy. -No, I mean, 451 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,660 we are no longer together. Your mother kicked me out. 452 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,200 -Oh, there's an opening. -No, no, no. 453 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,740 No, she doesn't want anything to do with either of us. 454 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:29,450 She has found someone new. She's found a younger man. 455 00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:30,870 -Yeah. -Oh. 456 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,420 Sort of a son with benefits. 457 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,170 They said that I'd lose my old lady, 458 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,210 and I said, "Not mother!" 459 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,550 -Okay. -"She'll wait for me!" 460 00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:40,010 -Shh. -[sobbing] 461 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:42,300 The thought of her singing to him goodnight. 462 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:45,300 [both sobbing] 463 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,310 I can't take it. I can't take it. 464 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,190 I know. I know. 465 00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:54,770 No touching. 466 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,320 [Ron] And that's when George Sr. 467 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,610 decided to have someone else put him out of his misery. 468 00:19:58,690 --> 00:19:59,820 I know what I have to do. 469 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,570 -What are you gonna do? -I know. 470 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:02,780 What are you gonna do? 471 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,450 [George Sr.] I know what I have to do. 472 00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:06,740 -[Buster] Oh... are you... -I'm sorry. 473 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,290 [screaming] 474 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,370 Jesus Christ, George. 475 00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,710 I was so mad when I thought you didn't recognize me. 476 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:19,960 ♪ What could be better? ♪ 477 00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:21,880 God, this place has changed. 478 00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:23,680 [Ron] George Michael was also 479 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,010 finding a reunion more pleasant than he expected. 480 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:27,550 Your dad is so nice. 481 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,560 -It's been his job since he was two. -Huh. 482 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,480 [Rebel] Sometimes, you want to look in your parents' perfect, 483 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,150 -sweet, kind faces, and tell them off. -Punch them. 484 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,560 Why would you say that? 485 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:38,770 No, no, I... That... 486 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,070 I don't feel that way, but certain kids do. 487 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,280 There's a website about it. 488 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,490 Although, everyone knows it's biased in favor of the dads. 489 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:48,080 -Your company should shut that site down. -Well... 490 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,080 [Ron] And George Michael, finding himself smitten 491 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,670 with Rebel and her family, decided to come clean... 492 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,830 To be honest, I don't know if there's gonna be a company. 493 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,460 [Ron] ...until she said this. 494 00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:03,050 Is it a money thing? 495 00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:05,090 If you need money, I can loan it to you. 496 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,390 Everybody needs a bailout now and then. 497 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:09,430 It'll give me a stake in the company. 498 00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:13,180 [Ron] And the prospect of helping his family... 499 00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:16,440 Well, speaking of family, I actually could use a little... 500 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,110 [Ron] ...proved too great a temptation. 501 00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:19,860 ...bailout money, as you put it. 502 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,940 -Are you sure? -Yes! 503 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,610 Oh, my God, You are great. Why don't we talk about it tomorrow? 504 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,110 Ah, I can't do it tomorrow. I've got reshoots. 505 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,370 All the Mexico stuff. 506 00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:30,780 And so you know, my ex-boyfriend will be there. 507 00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:33,410 But if I know you're gonna be here when I get back... 508 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,370 Then when you're back. 509 00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:36,160 Yes! [chuckles] Wait. What color's your hair gonna be? 510 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,460 It's like kissing your cousin. Ugh. 511 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:42,420 Ew. Okay. Gross, okay. Got it. 512 00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:44,460 [chuckles nervously] 513 00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:48,640 [Ron] Meanwhile, Maeby was concerned that Stan's strange behavior was romantic, 514 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,220 so she tried to discourage it. 515 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:53,720 Maybe I'm trying to prove something to my clueless dad. 516 00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:58,560 Anyway, I guess that's why I can't make a relationship work. 517 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,400 Does that upset you? 518 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,860 Annette, it does, if you must know the truth, 519 00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:04,440 'cause your dad was a fool. 520 00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:07,740 I see the real you: a special, wonderful, unique, 521 00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:10,410 67-year-old woman who amazes me every day. 522 00:22:10,490 --> 00:22:13,200 [Ron] And that's when Maeby realized what it was about 523 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,450 Stan's behavior that was so confusing. 524 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,830 It would be my pleasure to be the man in your life 525 00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:19,750 that your father never was. 526 00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:22,590 [Ron] It was paternal, and, touched, 527 00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:24,800 all she could think of to say was... 528 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,760 -Bury me. -[both laughing] 529 00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:29,300 [Ron] And Maeby's actual father, 530 00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:31,680 and his newfound son, Murphybrown, 531 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,680 arrived at the last place he'd seen Lindsay: 532 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,770 Father B's now-abandoned property. 533 00:22:36,850 --> 00:22:38,980 Keep an eye out for Lindsay. That is why we're here. 534 00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:42,270 Wait, is that her? Is that Lindsay? 535 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,480 Oh, yes. Lindsay! It's us! It's us! Hi! 536 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:50,530 Oh, no. That's a sickly cactus with a plastic bag on it. 537 00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:52,870 Right. For a second, I was like, "Is that Lindsay?" 538 00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:54,370 [Tobias] I suppose it's true. 539 00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:55,910 The desert makes one see 540 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:59,500 -what one wants to see. [chuckles] -Hmm. Yeah. 541 00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:01,080 Is that two barrel-chested, 542 00:23:01,170 --> 00:23:03,500 strapping men on horseback approaching us? 543 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:08,550 [man] You are not welcome on this land. 544 00:23:08,630 --> 00:23:10,010 There must be some mistake. 545 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:12,050 No, there is no mistake. 546 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,680 I regret to inform you that you are trespassing. 547 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,600 Mm... no, this land belongs to George Bluth. 548 00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:20,640 [man] Oh. I see. 549 00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:23,400 -And are you George Bluth? -[chuckles] N... 550 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,570 [Ron] It was a part that Tobias had played before. 551 00:23:26,650 --> 00:23:29,900 You are about to witness why a career in entertainment 552 00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:30,990 can come in handy. 553 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,990 [imitating George Sr.] Yeah, that's right. 554 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:39,660 I'm the last guy you want to kick off of your la-- his land-- my land. 555 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:40,710 -Our land. -No. 556 00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:44,420 [man] Oh, I did not realize you were Mr. George Bluth himself. 557 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,260 Well, Mr. George Bluth, we have some papers for you to sign. 558 00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:50,010 Oh, is that right? 559 00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:51,630 Well, how about I just... 560 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,340 use my son Michael as a signing surface? 561 00:23:54,470 --> 00:23:55,600 -Get up. -[Murphybrown] Okay. 562 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,350 [Ron] Tobias wasn't the only one trespassing 563 00:23:58,430 --> 00:24:00,520 on someone else's property, as Michael had decided 564 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,350 to do what he was certain Gob couldn't: 565 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,400 take matters into his own hands. 566 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:09,610 I can't tell you how many times I've felt like a fraud. 567 00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:12,280 But I'll tell you a secret, everyone-- 568 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,280 Hey, Ron. Michael. 569 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,870 From that untitled Bluth project. 570 00:24:16,950 --> 00:24:19,160 -Then I dated Rebel. -Oh, oh. Yeah, yeah. 571 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,080 Prayer hands. 572 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:24,080 Yeah. Listen, a lot of stuff has changed with the family. 573 00:24:24,170 --> 00:24:26,000 Yeah. I heard about that. 574 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,540 Oh, has it gotten out? 575 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,500 [Ron] Not to the general public, 576 00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:31,420 but at Imagine, we hear everything. 577 00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:33,130 [Gob] You know I'm as straight 578 00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:35,890 as they come, I just got a lot on my mind right now 579 00:24:35,970 --> 00:24:38,930 with work, slash, am I gay, slash, Buster's in jail. 580 00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:41,220 -He is? What for? -[Gob] Well, just for... 581 00:24:41,310 --> 00:24:44,640 for maybe killing this woman my family owes money to. 582 00:24:44,730 --> 00:24:46,060 I think it was his robot hand. 583 00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:47,860 -Get me Ron. -[Gob] It's hush-hush. 584 00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:50,440 Okay, so then you might understand why 585 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:52,110 we don't want a movie about it. 586 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:54,400 [Ron] Absolutely. You'd have to cut too much. 587 00:24:54,490 --> 00:24:58,370 This has true crime limited series written all over it. 588 00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,540 That way, my Rebel could be in it, too. 589 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:02,790 She's no Bryce, but she's like a robot. 590 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,790 Gives the exact same performance every take. Real time-saver. 591 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,790 So, yes, let's do this. 592 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,340 Here's the thing. Right now, my family is not looking for publicity. 593 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:15,180 The other way to look at it is if I heard about it, 594 00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:16,430 it's out there. 595 00:25:16,510 --> 00:25:18,640 Best way to manage press is to get in front of it. 596 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,890 Hey, Dad. We need you for the three-legged race. 597 00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:24,980 -Also, can you start the music? -I don't know how to, Reed. 598 00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:28,400 Oh. I must've heard that. I must've heard that. 599 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,570 Right? Sure. That, uh... so you get... 600 00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:33,820 -Do you get the scripts read to you? -[Ron] Uh... 601 00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:36,570 This is my son, Reed. 602 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:37,860 My dad knows how to read. 603 00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:40,330 Yes. 604 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,370 Nice to meet you. Uh, yeah. Whenever. 605 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,160 [Michael] I see why you named him Reed. 606 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:47,250 He seems smart. 607 00:25:48,790 --> 00:25:50,460 Hey, thanks for sneaking in. 608 00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:53,090 Yep. 609 00:25:53,170 --> 00:25:56,760 [Ron] As he rushed to get out before running into Rebel, 610 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,800 Michael ran into yet another famous Howard. 611 00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:01,100 -Hi. -Hi. 612 00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,060 Avoiding the three-legged race, I see. 613 00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:04,220 -[chuckles] -[Reed] Bryce! 614 00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:06,480 I'm sorry, but I just can't, Reed. 615 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:09,980 [Michael] Oh, talking to your brother Reed. I get it. 616 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:11,270 Michael Bluth. Pleasure. 617 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,900 -Hi. Bryce. -Yeah, no. I know. 618 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:16,360 Oh, yes. Yes, you dated my sister, didn't you? 619 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,030 Well, even that overstates it. 620 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,820 We weren't together long before we broke up. 621 00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:23,080 -You know, very clean break. -[Bryce] Oh. 622 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,000 [Michael] I was gonna say hi, but I ain't not going somewhere. 623 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,000 But I-I'm going somewhere. Never mind. 624 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,000 Listen, you dodged a bullet. She's a user. 625 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,420 She's got a new guy. And she's using him. 626 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,800 [Michael] Yeah? But I heard that's ending. 627 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,880 No, are you kidding? He's trapped. 628 00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:39,470 -Hmm. -[Bryce] In her web. 629 00:26:39,550 --> 00:26:41,970 She's with him because of his Internet company. 630 00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:43,010 You know that, right? 631 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:47,140 You think so? Do you think that she's just using him? 632 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:50,480 Yeah. And I'm pretty sure it's not for his body. 633 00:26:51,230 --> 00:26:53,650 Oh, well... I mean, I don't know the guy, 634 00:26:53,730 --> 00:26:54,730 but I saw a picture. 635 00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:57,940 I think he's got a great build. You know? Um, he's wiry. 636 00:26:58,030 --> 00:26:59,570 You wouldn't want him to be taller. 637 00:26:59,650 --> 00:27:02,660 I like the young man's body. Okay? I do. 638 00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:05,950 [chuckles] Yeah, well, that's very weird of you. 639 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,790 Still, such a kiss-up. 640 00:27:07,870 --> 00:27:09,910 He's even dyed his hair Dallas Howard Red. 641 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,540 -I get it. It's a hot new dye, -New dye? 642 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,750 but you're not supposed to leave it in that long. 643 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,880 Look at him. Ugh. He looks like a jack-o'-lantern. 644 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,970 -[Rebel] Put your head down. -[George Michael laughs] What... 645 00:27:20,590 --> 00:27:21,680 [Bryce laughs] 646 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,600 -Dork. -[Michael] Can I exit through the house? 647 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,930 I don't want the user to create a dramatic scene. 648 00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:27,680 No. Don't worry about that. 649 00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:31,350 [laughing] I have seen her get laughs doing The Glass Menagerie. 650 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,060 [chuckles] 651 00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:34,810 [Michael] Oh. I don't get it. 652 00:27:35,230 --> 00:27:37,480 [Ron] Michael was hoping to avoid an awkward run-in 653 00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:39,320 with his son at the valet, 654 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,660 when he came across a way to find out when the coast was clear. 655 00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:44,450 -Hi. -Can I help you? 656 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:46,280 Yeah, that's a sweet setup there. 657 00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:48,120 I wanted to take a peek. Do you mind? 658 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,750 I want to check out my son. 659 00:27:49,830 --> 00:27:51,370 [man] Uh, that I understand. 660 00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:54,080 My name is Rance Howard, Ron's dad. 661 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,250 I thought you worked here. Hi. 662 00:27:57,340 --> 00:28:00,550 Well, I like to stay busy, keep an eye on my son, too. 663 00:28:00,630 --> 00:28:02,840 Oh, yeah? You still have to do that? 664 00:28:02,930 --> 00:28:05,680 That's a father's job. Doesn't start at 9:00 and end at 5:00. 665 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,560 It's 24 hours a day, seven days a week. 666 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,770 Even as they get older, huh? 667 00:28:09,850 --> 00:28:12,480 It gets even harder, 'cause they think they know it all. 668 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,730 You still have to be there for them when they make mistakes. 669 00:28:15,810 --> 00:28:18,570 Or sometimes they need to cry a little bit 670 00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:21,820 because sometimes a person needs to cry a little bit. 671 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,820 Unless that person is a dad. 672 00:28:25,490 --> 00:28:27,870 For a father must bear his load lightly, 673 00:28:27,950 --> 00:28:32,830 and yet, beneath the mask, a watchful eye never wanders. 674 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,580 For it is through this glance 675 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,840 that a wisdom beyond words must be passed. 676 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:41,460 That's an interesting take. 677 00:28:41,550 --> 00:28:44,090 Because I think a girl might be using my son, 678 00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:47,350 but I don't exactly have a way to keep an eye on her... 679 00:28:48,970 --> 00:28:50,600 [Ron] Oh, I see you met my dad. 680 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,180 He doesn't say much, but we're sure glad he's around. 681 00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:55,400 Although, hopefully he didn't share his thoughts 682 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,940 about climate change, did he? 683 00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:59,570 -Hoax! -[Michael] He was great company. 684 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:03,070 [Ron] That's when Michael found a way to keep an eye on the woman 685 00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:04,650 who might be using his son. 686 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:06,490 Know what else is a good company? 687 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:07,910 Imagine Entertainment. 688 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:12,000 And I think that I want to go forward with that docuseries after all. 689 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,870 That's great news. Hey, Jocelyn! 690 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,000 Would you mind bringing down the standard TV contracts, please? 691 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,210 [Jocelyn] Streaming contracts, cable or broadcast? 692 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,800 -A streamer! -[Jocelyn] No residuals. 693 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,220 Jocey will have those down in just a minute, 694 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,840 and if we're quick, we can get an interview with your brother 695 00:29:26,930 --> 00:29:28,340 while he's still in jail. 696 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:30,140 You know, you can't beat those visuals. 697 00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:32,310 Put a little atmosphere in there, you filter it... 698 00:29:32,390 --> 00:29:35,690 Nice low-angle shot for the close-up... 699 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,780 Oh, a wide shot. Tell it in one image. 700 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,360 [Ron] Yes, a wide shot. 701 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,400 Wide shot. 702 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,950 [Ron] Michael returned home... 703 00:29:49,870 --> 00:29:51,490 How did it go with Gob and Kitty? 704 00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:53,750 [Ron] ...where his mother had been lying in wait. 705 00:29:53,830 --> 00:29:55,830 Tell me he got her to kill the movie. 706 00:29:55,910 --> 00:29:58,880 [stammers] Well, I think he probably forgot to ask. 707 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,710 That's okay 'cause I spoke to Ron. 708 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,550 He was very happy to see me. It felt good. 709 00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:06,010 [scoffs] That's just Hollywood BS. 710 00:30:06,090 --> 00:30:07,760 Well, I think it's gonna help us. 711 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,800 You think what is going to help us? 712 00:30:09,890 --> 00:30:11,140 Oh, God. I'm burying the lead. 713 00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:13,970 The Bluth project is dead because... 714 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,600 it's gonna be a streaming series. 715 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,100 We said no leaks, and now we're streaming over everyone? 716 00:30:20,190 --> 00:30:22,150 I'm not telling it well. The point is, 717 00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:23,900 Ron's gonna do an introductory interview, 718 00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:26,570 okay, with Buster, as research 719 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,610 about the family's history, and what... 720 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:31,200 Michael, they cannot go into our family's past. 721 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,580 They certainly can't do a TV show about it. 722 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:35,200 It's never gonna get that far. 723 00:30:35,290 --> 00:30:37,370 It's gonna send a signal to the DA 724 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,830 that if they hold Buster, they're looking for trouble. 725 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,750 Think about it. 726 00:30:40,830 --> 00:30:42,040 If the nicest man in the world 727 00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:43,750 goes in there with his camera and crew, 728 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,800 and he tells Buster he believes in his innocence... 729 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,340 They'll drop the charges quicker than you can blink your... 730 00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:52,050 Initiate, at least, the blinking of the eyes. 731 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:53,470 The opening of the eyes is, uh, 732 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,600 a bit of a guestimate lately. 733 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,430 And what if Buster chokes? 734 00:30:58,140 --> 00:30:59,890 I guess that's what Ron's for. 735 00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:02,400 [Ron] That would prove to be a very... 736 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,110 No, you'll see on the next "On the Next." 737 00:31:05,190 --> 00:31:07,570 On the next Arrested Development... 738 00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:11,990 On the next shot, I know we said close-ups. No, wide. 739 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:13,580 [Ron] ...Ron Howard arranges 740 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:16,200 a jailhouse interview with Buster... 741 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,540 Here we go. 742 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,080 Showtime. 743 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,000 ...and Buster remembers George Sr.'s advice. 744 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:23,920 A skinhead. 745 00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:27,670 I'm gonna kill you, you bleeping skinhead! 746 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,510 -[guard] Oh, hey! -[Ron choking] 747 00:31:29,590 --> 00:31:31,340 -Skinhead! -[Ron groans] 748 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,470 See what I did to skinhead? 749 00:31:33,550 --> 00:31:35,560 Mm. Make a note. 750 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:37,640 [Ron] Forget the wide shots. 751 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,020 50/50 and matching overs. 752 00:31:40,350 --> 00:31:43,520 [Ron] And Maeby enjoys her new paternal relationship. 753 00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:46,020 Look how happy they look together. 754 00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:47,780 Just like us. 755 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,030 [Ron] Until this happens.