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[RON HOWARD] Michael was on
his way to see Rebel Alley
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after being less than
honest with his son
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about having broken up with her...
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I got a cactus, for God's sakes.
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That's a universal sign
for "things are over."
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... when he'd actually told her...
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I ain't going nowhere.
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[RON] George Michael had
similarly made a false claim.
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- Do you have plans with Rebel?
- Yeah.
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- Do you? Good for you guys.
- I do, yeah.
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- It's fun. Yeah.
- [RON] When the truth was...
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I haven't seen her since I punched him.
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[RON] And each was worried
the other would say,
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"You lied to me, and that's worse."
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He's gonna say, "And that's worse."
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[RON] Michael decided to tell Rebel
he was going somewhere.
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George Michael, meanwhile,
was approaching
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the same apartment
with a plan of his own.
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You take my bag of lacy
ticklers, hoo-ha bras, dog toys,
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and sex knobs with you, and
you act like you're expecting
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a booty call, as the old people
think the young people say.
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Tell her, "I'm here for a quickie,
and I'm out of here." Mr. Brash.
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[RON] So when Michael saw
his son brashly approaching,
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he decided to be the
adult in the relationship
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and avoid conflict by
squatting in a bush,
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until his son passed on his
way to what the young people
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refer to as a booty call.
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Yeah, standing out here
with a bag of sex toys!
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Let's go! Not getting any less
horny out here. How are you?
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I think she's gone until tomorrow.
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Is she? Good. 'Cause I was getting less,
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uh... what I mentioned earlier.
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[RON] Moments earlier, a
still squatting Michael
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noticed something in the bushes.
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[TODDLER] All right in there?
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Hey. Toddler. Hey.
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Uh, this looks, um...
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You know, there's a woman in
there who's obsessed with me...
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- Oh, this one, too?
- Yep. Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, actually, I have a question for you.
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- Okay.
- I'll come out.
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Oh. Okay.
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Do you remember when I called
you about my brother Buster?
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The missing person
thing. Did he show up?
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- Did anybody claim him?
- They got him.
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- They did. I had a feeling.
- Yeah.
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Well, I'm going home. Okay. Great.
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I live here.
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Oh. Didn't know they paid you that fair.
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Yeah, good for you.
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- That is one dirty cop.
- [DOOR OPENS]
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Dad.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[RON] But diplomacy won the day.
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Yeah, I'm just... I'm making sure
that she knows that we broke up.
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I could run that up for
you. Save you a trip.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Make sure she doesn't think
you're trying to break up.
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[EXHALES] Nah.
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You reconsidered the scuba trip?
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Oh, God, it's tempting
as hell, but I...
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- You're in love.
- So in love.
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Maybe next time?
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Promise?
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I do.
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Ciao.
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I'll see ya.
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[RON] But moments after
leaving his father's gift
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- outside Rebel's door...
- [REBEL] George!
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Hey! [GASPS] Oh!
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What are you doing here?
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Uh, uh, you mean without calling?
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I know. I'm sorry. I was
shooting this tiny movie
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in Mexico for two months,
and, uh, I meant to call you.
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And I just landed. How did
you find out I was back?
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Thought I'd get lucky.
Well, you'd get lucky.
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I'm sure that strikes you
as inconsiderate... I got it.
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- Thank you so much.
- Oh, he's my hero.
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Well, I hope he's not expecting a tip.
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- They instruct us not to ask.
- I don't have any cash.
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[RON] George Michael decided
to split the difference.
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Just take it. Jerk. Kidding.
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Sorry. Thank you. Beat it.
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- Nice guy. Tough job.
- What?
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Tough guy. Thinks he's a tough guy.
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But he does a nice job.
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As do these sex toys I
caddishly brought you.
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[LAUGHS] Wait.
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What is this used for?
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That is a device
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that older people use
to put their shoes on...
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[ANNOUNCER] ... without bending over!
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Get Shoedini right this second.
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Come on, please!
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It's not just a shoehorn.
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It's a shoehorn on a stick!
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From TV? Well, I can think
of another use for it.
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But I've gotta be gone in five
minutes. I've gotta pick up my son.
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It's gonna be a quickie, and
then we can get out of here.
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[RON] Which was the line George
Michael had planned to use,
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so he improvised.
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Fine, but I hope we can spend
some quality time together later.
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[GIGGLES]
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Oh, my God, you're the dream boyfriend.
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Well...
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[RON] Now the story of a wealthy family
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who lost everything, and the one son
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who had no choice but to
keep them all together.
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It's...
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[RON] Having just handed
his son a breakup cactus,
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Michael boarded the boat
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for his three-month sojourn
to stare at the ocean floor.
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But not without some regret.
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While up the wharf, the
other Bluths prepared
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to graciously receive the
Family of the Year award
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they were generously giving themselves
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at the banana stand,
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only to discover...
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- There's no banana stand.
- What happened?
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[LUCILLE] Who was the advance?
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Who was the advance team?
You're the campaign manager.
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- This could ruin your mother's campaign.
- I can't take credit for this.
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[RON] Because she had a plan.
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Why don't you write a speech
for her to say about you?
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When my mom's giving the speech,
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we'll be in the background,
and we're going at it.
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And then, I open my mouth,
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and I have these rotted-out
meth teeth, and I'm like,
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"Why do I gotta [BLEEPS] my
cousin for meth money, Mom?"
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Yeah, we're circling it.
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- Um, I'll get into it.
- Oh, my God.
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Hi, this is Maeby Fünke, for
the Lindsay Bluth campaign.
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Where are my meth teeth?
It's been over two hours.
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Nobody's seen the stand since Cinco.
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Kids probably threw it in the water...
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- [RON] Which was bad news for Tobias...
- [TOBIAS] You can't have
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a family-friendly banana stand
award without a man dressed... What?
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... who had finally found a
way to slip into the family.
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I'm out. I know.
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I get it.
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I feel like a [BLEEPS] moron.
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All right. We're set up. Paid
the crew $75 an hour. Let's go.
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- Let's go.
- Wait.
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Lindsay's not here. Why are we starting?
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It's okay. I'll go.
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I got something for Dad, anyway.
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This is O.C. Can You Say by the Sea.
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We're bringing you
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the first annual Family of the...
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Of the [BLEEPS] [BLEEPS] Year!
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[WHISTLES WEAKLY]
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Let's hear it for the... of the Year!
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I thought there was gonna be music or...
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Thank you, Beard, for...
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[MAN COUGHS]
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"Dad...
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You were always there for me.
You were always there for me.
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And, man, we've had fun together.
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How about that Mexico trip?
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Things we'll remember:
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'always horny' shirts...
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eating chips in the car...
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'Shut up, G.O.B.!'
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And almost making love
to some roadside bushes.
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[CHUCKLING] 'Shh. Don't tell Mom!'"
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What?
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[MAN COUGHING]
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"Remember how our Winnebago
got demolished by that train?
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So many memories.
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That's why all you have to do
is look at me, and you'll realize
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that you've done something
great in this life.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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You are the golden
anchor of this family,
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the man who not only
left his mark on Newport
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with the great banana... stand...
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up. Good habit. Standing is... Yep.
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You always leave your
mark everywhere you sit.
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So I give you
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the biggest anchor of gold in the world.
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I only wish it were real gold so
that you wouldn't have 30 years
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of hard work ahead of you."
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Thirty years!
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[RON] What a horrible speech.
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[GEORGE SR.] Oh, my gosh.
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[CHUCKLING] Uh, thank you.
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I, uh...
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Oh, wow, it's heavy. I
haven't... This, uh, well...
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Let 'em try to take
this away from me, huh?
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They'll have to pry it out
of your cold, dead hands.
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[RON] And soon, Lindsay arrived
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in what was her second
outfit of the day.
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[LUCILLE] Oh, you're not wearing that.
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You're running to fill
a House seat, not a sofa.
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I'm starting to worry
you're not even capable
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of saying something nice
about me in your speech.
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Lindsay, saying nice
things about you is easy.
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Oh, Mom.
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The hard part is not sounding sarcastic.
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Oh, now, seriously, go change.
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That outfit shouldn't
even come in that size.
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How about this, Mom?
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Nothing to criticize now. Happy?
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Come on, let me hear one
of your crinkly smiles.
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- [LUCILLE] At least it fits.
- [LINDSAY SCOFFS, GROANS]
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- Look who grew out of her sheet.
- [LINDSAY] I thought about it.
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It's a big day. I'm being
honored. I should look my best.
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Well, let me know when you do.
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And you just won yourself
a sheet-covered daughter.
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[LUCILLE] Take that off.
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The cameras are getting this.
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[LINDSAY] You don't like anything
under this. Why should I take it off?
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You don't have a speech for me.
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[LUCILLE] You're going to be surprised
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- when I get up there.
- [LINDSAY GROANS]
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Know what your number one
tool is for a scuba diver?
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Your sun. All right?
You gotta see how the sun
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is coming through the ocean, 'cause
that's gonna be your guiding light.
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[RON] And as Michael
faced his biggest fear,
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leaving behind his son...
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I gotta go back. You can't leave.
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- Turn this around.
- [INSTRUCTOR] Too late.
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- Double dock fees. Got a tight schedule.
- ... his son showed up,
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willing to face a big fear himself.
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Hey! Hey!
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What are you doing? I
was coming back to you.
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What? No, I just...
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I don't want to leave
things emotionally ambiguous
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- or unresolved!
- [MICHAEL] I don't want to leave
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without having some sense of the...
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- [DISTANT] ... value of this relationship!
- What?
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[RON] The farther away they
got, the more they realized
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they did have to say to each other.
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- What?
- [MICHAEL] Stay there.
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I'm coming back. We're coming back.
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[GRUNTS]
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[RON] And without the ability to speak,
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they resorted to a language
they'd learned long ago.
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[RON] Which was all
that needed to be said,
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but the moment was short-lived.
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[GASPING]
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[GEORGE SR.] You do this! You
always try to save everyone.
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I'm literally saving you. Come on.
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Turn over on your back, like an otter.
244
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- Were you trying to kill yourself?
- No.
245
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I dropped my prize, and
I was trying to find it.
246
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I would've been fine.
247
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Maybe I was trying to save you.
248
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Want to save me? Stop
playing games with me.
249
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Stop trying to teach me
a lesson by hiding Buster.
250
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,484
I talked to a cop. I
know someone got him.
251
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[GEORGE SR.] Got him?
Michael, we don't have Buster.
252
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We would never make
you worry. We love you.
253
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That's why we got rid
of your $700,000 debt.
254
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Hang on. What are you talking about?
255
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I thought that was Lucille 2.
256
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- You forgave the debt?
- [GEORGE SR.] Of course we did.
257
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I mean, well, no, technically,
we forgot the debt.
258
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We can forget it, but
we can never forgive it.
259
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- We need the write-off.
- Why'd you think
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they were trying to teach you a lesson?
261
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[STAMMERS] Because I was
teaching them a lesson.
262
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- Huh?
- [MICHAEL] He knows.
263
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I declared Buster missing,
264
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:49,351
and then they were gonna try
to teach me a lesson, right?
265
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,044
By having the fake Buster
over at Lucille 2's today
266
00:12:52,045 --> 00:12:54,535
when I walked in, so
that I would still think
267
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,275
that Buster was still missing.
268
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,111
How did they know you
were gonna walk in today?
269
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What's that?
270
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It was a last-minute trip.
271
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You just came down to
get your scuba gear.
272
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[RON] It wasn't a half bad point.
273
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Well, I gotta find a phone.
274
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:13,626
[RON] And back at the ceremony,
Lucille had taken the podium
275
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to deliver a speech her daughter thought
276
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- she had failed to write.
- "As grateful as I am
277
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to be with my family today,
278
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I want to make special
mention of my only daughter,
279
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who thinks I didn't write a speech.
280
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:31,310
This young woman has had
to show enormous strength,
281
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,231
and not just to endure
having me as a mother.
282
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[CROWD LAUGHS]
283
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But she's the one we honor today,
284
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a woman I should have honored long ago,
285
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:46,242
because I've got a
daughter who has many faces,
286
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,160
and all of them are beautiful.
287
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:49,787
She stole my speech.
288
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:53,332
Maybe you can show the world
the smile I love so much.
289
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,610
That doesn't make sense
without meth teeth!
290
00:13:55,611 --> 00:13:57,011
[RON] But it made sense to Lindsay.
291
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:01,257
I've been wanting to hear
that. I didn't think I would.
292
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,343
- Well, now you have.
- [LINDSAY] God, it was my dream.
293
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,346
What a waste of a dream.
294
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,642
It's nothing. [STAMMERING]
I can see that now.
295
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,187
I think I'm gonna go now.
296
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,439
Find out who my real family is.
297
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,734
[RON] And though her mother had
stolen a speech from Maeby...
298
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,069
Find my real mother.
299
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:25,114
- ... Lindsay stole a line from Michael.
- I'm out of here.
300
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,034
[RON] Maeby had planned
on humiliating her mother,
301
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,787
but her mother was leaving,
and she wanted to give her
302
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,291
one last kiss goodbye,
before the cameras left.
303
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,295
But George Michael had
learned a thing or two,
304
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,256
and he learned both
those things in Spain.
305
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,508
- Hmm.
- That takes the fun out of it.
306
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,678
Maybe we should kiss again
to teach them a lesson. Yeah?
307
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:49,345
[OFFICER] Okay,
308
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,516
you're presenting awards on
a crime scene, and that is,
309
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,059
of course, against the law.
310
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,519
What the hell is going on?!
311
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,688
Why? Because the banana stand is gone?
312
00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:00,608
[OFFICER 2] No, because of the
bloody trail that led to it.
313
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,109
Ah, I've said too much.
314
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,987
Where the hell did you run off to?
315
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,780
Michael tried to kill himself.
316
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,157
I got there in time to save him,
317
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,159
- but he doesn't have Buster.
- What?
318
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,190
[RON] Which was good news for Tobias,
319
00:15:12,191 --> 00:15:14,000
who was already in his backup costume.
320
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,333
And my name is Buster Bluth,
and, yes, I am a monster.
321
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,627
Buster? Isn't he supposed to be in jail?
322
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,463
Well, that's not exactly what
I was going for, but sure.
323
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:25,799
[GROANS] Oh! But they're buying it, see?
324
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,802
Um, hey, uh, I just found
out that they're, uh,
325
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:29,886
holding Buster in jail.
326
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,472
- Buster's in jail?
- Why?
327
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:34,013
He walked into the police station,
328
00:15:34,014 --> 00:15:35,410
and they're holding him for something.
329
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,436
Why would Buster go to the police?
330
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,730
The truth, Mom? I told him to.
331
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:43,025
But I wanted to make it clear
that I'm never coming back again.
332
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,193
[GRUNTS]
333
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,198
[RON] And that's when Michael
decided to try out a new line.
334
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:50,908
Okay, I will stay.
335
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,331
[RON] The Bluths were waiting
for news about Buster,
336
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,792
whom they'd just discovered
had been in jail.
337
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,982
Buster's been trapped here for months.
338
00:16:01,983 --> 00:16:04,415
[RON] His mother was worried.
339
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,131
God knows what he's told them.
340
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,800
Like we don't have enough on our plate
341
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,219
with Lindsay running
off before the election.
342
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:14,223
I left word for Barry. The guy in
his office thinks bail's gonna be 50.
343
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,308
Well, you're paying for it, not us.
344
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,477
That would wipe me out, Mom.
345
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,812
This is your fault.
346
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,981
You lied to us about
Buster being missing
347
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,565
to teach us a lesson.
348
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:27,111
Because you lied to Buster
that I agreed to look after him.
349
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,237
I didn't lie.
350
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,781
I saw you that night at
the pier and asked you to.
351
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,368
[DISTORTED VOICES]
352
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,161
For the last time, I was not there.
353
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,081
Or, if I was there, I have no memory.
354
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:42,418
Okay. Does it matter who
remembers what, Michael?
355
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,502
Just forget that.
356
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,129
[GUARD] Bluth?
357
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,463
[GEORGE SR.] Yes.
358
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,631
Only one of you.
359
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:48,882
Okay.
360
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,263
- What?
- You're the one he's gonna want to see.
361
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,515
He didn't want to see me
last time I talked to him.
362
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,852
He said he was all grown
up and found a new mother.
363
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,603
[G.O.B. LAUGHS] God.
364
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,148
What a baby thing to say.
365
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,401
I think this is a job
for the man in charge...
366
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,695
of the president, so, Dad.
367
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,366
[GEORGE SR.] Okay. I'll go in,
368
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,256
but I don't think it's gonna help
369
00:17:16,257 --> 00:17:18,871
if I go in and take a swing at a guard.
370
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:22,207
[STAMMERING] Uh, maybe
I stab one of them.
371
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,919
No, the only way you're stabbing
anything is if you have a knife.
372
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,881
That's what he meant.
373
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,885
- That's what I meant.
- Okay. I'm gonna go in.
374
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,345
It's getting rough out here. Guard?
375
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,347
So, Mom wouldn't come in, huh?
376
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,349
How'd you know she was here?
377
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,101
I can smell her on you.
378
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,854
Ah. Right. I forgot,
you're good at that.
379
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,773
I remember that time
she changed her perfume
380
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,149
and she lost you at the park.
381
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,319
[LAUGHING] Yeah. That never happened.
382
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:53,864
It was at Nordstrom's, and Mother
was ambushed by the Charlie girl.
383
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:57,034
Yes. And we found you in the
break room with the Chanel man.
384
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,078
He should never have
lost his job for that.
385
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,079
What happened?
386
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,915
He was just giving me a Fanta!
387
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:06,168
I know I should've spoken up
for him, but I was only a boy.
388
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,004
- Barely out of my teens. I didn't...
- Currently.
389
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,690
I'm wondering what happened here.
390
00:18:10,691 --> 00:18:13,425
You were supposed to lay low, remember?
391
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,719
Go to the station,
say you're not missing.
392
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,597
That's what I did. I was
supposed to be mother bait,
393
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,766
but mother never came to pick me up.
394
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,017
Mm-hmm.
395
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,852
Did she even know I was missing?
396
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,897
No. You were no longer
missing after you got arrested.
397
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:30,818
Did you tell them that you found
Lucille 2 passed out on the stair car?
398
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:31,985
I said "dead."
399
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,364
Maybe they said "dead,"
and I said, "I wish."
400
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,324
Why'd you do that?
401
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,159
I thought it was funny. [LAUGHS]
402
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,745
Oh, by the way, I also told
you that I saw her
403
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,205
on the stair car, Michael.
404
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:47,042
- I thought you were trying to be funny.
- You have a weird sense of humor.
405
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,126
[RON] Weeks earlier...
406
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,420
Tell me why she's there one
minute and gone the next.
407
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,297
... the cops had no sense of humor.
408
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,841
[BUSTER] Maybe she crawled away.
409
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:57,052
She was always falling
down or crawling away
410
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,388
or rolling off-camera and stuff.
411
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,891
I don't know why it's a crime
to not know where someone is.
412
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,726
No. It's... This part is the crime.
413
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,478
[RON] Having seen he
was caught on camera,
414
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,523
Buster had tried to
erase the security tape.
415
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,441
Unfortunately, to do so,
416
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,486
he used his nephew's
software, Fakeblock,
417
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,656
which was fake, so it
couldn't block anything.
418
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:20,075
- But it was easy to dance to.
- [BUSTER] Oh!
419
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,410
[LAUGHS]
420
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,037
That's because if you
saw the first video,
421
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,748
you'd think, "Why didn't
that guy just erase this?"
422
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,793
Some might consider that
tampering with evidence.
423
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,754
- Thanks. You can go.
- [BUSTER] Thank you.
424
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,591
[SCOFFS] You had me come
all the way down here
425
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,467
so I could play a video off our Dropbox?
426
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:41,054
Oh. "Okay, evidence guy,
we're done with you."
427
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,598
Well, it's your job.
428
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,391
Putting it on Dropbox is my job.
429
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,602
Walking a mile to my parking spot
430
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,188
'cause you can't admit you
don't know how to use Dropbox!
431
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,023
That's not even his job.
432
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,233
He's as much of a detective as someone
433
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,378
- with "detective" in their title.
- I don't care about
434
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:56,802
- the evidence guy.
- Join the club.
435
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,302
Why were you trying to erase a tape?
436
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,406
I panicked.
437
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,910
I had had a fight with Lucille 2
because she made me miss Mom's trial,
438
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,585
and I guess somebody saw us fighting,
439
00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:05,793
and if anything happened
to her, you know,
440
00:20:05,794 --> 00:20:08,520
they love to blame it on the crazy vet.
441
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,043
[GASPS] Oh. I'm trying to do air quotes,
442
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,021
but they metal-strapped my hand
because people were using it
443
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,671
to make tattoos when I was asleep.
444
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:18,467
- What's going on with the other?
- This is so I don't take the strap off.
445
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,719
Got it. Okay, I got a call into Barry.
446
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,721
- [GASPS]
- He's gonna get you out, and I'm sure
447
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,432
nothing you've said is
admissible, unless you've...
448
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,559
Waived my rights to an attorney? I did.
449
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,812
- What for?
- What for? You told me to.
450
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,515
Plus, I didn't want the evidence guy
451
00:20:32,516 --> 00:20:34,942
to have walked all that way for nothing.
452
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,322
[RON] Michael had just left the prison
453
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,091
- when his attorney called.
- [BARRY] I'm here.
454
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,409
At the prison? You're at the prison?
455
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,537
Yeah. And I'm not making
a lot of friends, either.
456
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:51,083
The guards hate me, 'cause what
is a defense attorney doing here?
457
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,376
And the inmates hate me,
458
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:55,420
'cause what is a defense
attorney doing in the shower?
459
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,297
What are you doing in there, Barry?
460
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,633
Legally, it's the only
place they can't record you
461
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,717
when you talk to inmates.
462
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,804
- [MICHAEL] I don't think that's true.
- Really?
463
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:07,599
- I got the worst [BLEEPS] clients.
- Look, have you seen Buster?
464
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,394
No, my hands are tied
till you post bail.
465
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,813
I think the clerk said it was $50,000.
466
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,941
Call Raphael at Atomic Bonds,
tell him it's for Barry.
467
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:20,028
We can talk next steps with Buster
at your place tomorrow in person.
468
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,699
- I prefer things face-to-face.
- Less chance of a misunderstanding.
469
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,827
Okay, I'll do it. I'll get
the bail. I'll cover it.
470
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:30,247
I just, I hope that our position
has not been greatly weakened.
471
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,165
Of course we're gonna
have a great weekend.
472
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,542
Talk to you later.
473
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,503
[RON] And so, the next
day, the family gathered
474
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:39,673
under a banner they'd been
repurposing for a party
475
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:42,259
customized to Buster's limited palate.
476
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:50,600
Uh, yeah, I guess I'll take
a hamburger with two tops.
477
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:54,604
Michael said Barry would be here
with Buster over an hour ago.
478
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:57,774
Maybe Buster made him stop to
make sure nobody found the body.
479
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,651
[CHUCKLES] Lucille 2's fine.
480
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,987
Believe me, she's
somewhere with a new chin,
481
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,947
sipping steak through a straw.
482
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,742
You know, if Buster was a murderer,
483
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,243
your mother would be in danger.
484
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:12,331
Maybe I should move into
the cottage with you two.
485
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,709
That way, one of us can always be awake.
486
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,753
As your therapist, I encourage you
487
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:21,131
to let go of relationships
that don't serve you.
488
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:23,091
You're no longer my therapist.
489
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:25,177
Okay. We're making progress.
490
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:29,056
Then, as your roommate, I
encourage you to claim your space.
491
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,475
You're no longer my roommate.
492
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:35,187
You are just progressing by
leaps and bounds. [CHUCKLES]
493
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,439
A victim of my own
competence. [CHUCKLES]
494
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,025
And this goes for your... hold this...
495
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:42,861
"acting partner," too.
496
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:45,530
Oh, he's more than my acting partner.
497
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,824
Much more. He's my, uh...
498
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,993
[BOTH] Boyfriend.
499
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:53,038
[LAUGHS] They think, they think
that we're boyfriends, Dad.
500
00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,457
Well, thanks for giving
away that surprise!
501
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:58,126
- [LAUGHS]
- I'm his bastard father.
502
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,004
This is my bastard son, Murphybrown.
503
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,256
Murphy? And his last name is Brown?
504
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,008
No. Murphybrown is his first name.
505
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:09,596
His last name is... uh...
Well, now it's Fünke.
506
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,765
- Oh, that's how you say it.
- [TOBIAS] Yes.
507
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:14,601
He's named after a famous
private investigator who worked
508
00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:18,605
for the Chicago Sun-Times and
then for The Washington Post.
509
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:21,274
I believe it is a character from TV
510
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,193
that was played by Candice Bergen.
511
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,361
[MURPHYBROWN] Mm.
512
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:28,365
Well, that is a coincidence. [LAUGHS]
513
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:31,410
Uh, now I have two things
to be embarrassed about,
514
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:34,454
the second being keeping this
a secret for so long, and...
515
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:37,874
I feel like I should
apologize to maybe...
516
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:41,545
half the people in this room,
517
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,672
but maybe most of all...
518
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:47,300
Mother Bluth, because bringing my son
519
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,554
back into our family
clearly drove Lindsay away.
520
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,222
Wait, Mom left?
521
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,433
Then why am I wearing this?
522
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:58,520
Oh, uh, before I forget, this
is your half-sister, Maeby.
523
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,313
[MURPHYBROWN] Close one! I think
524
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,482
- she's rather very hot.
- [SIGHS]
525
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:04,733
She okay?
526
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,027
Oh, she'll be fine.
527
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,988
I was here for her entire childhood.
528
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:11,032
Let's put a nugget in your mouth.
529
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,076
[MURPHYBROWN] You're being sweet to me.
530
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,787
- [KNOCKING]
- [LUCILLE] He's here. He's here!
531
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,665
- Should we hide? Everybody, hide.
- He's innocent, coward.
532
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,041
[GASPS]
533
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:23,003
Oh, God, Barry. Barry.
534
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:26,298
You guys, you guys, you are the best!
535
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:28,341
- This is so wonderful.
- [MICHAEL] Barry?
536
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:29,885
- [BARRY] Yeah?
- Where's Buster?
537
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:32,220
In jail. [GASPS]
538
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,974
Is this your cover just
to throw me this party?
539
00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:39,352
- Thank you.
- Barry, what's... hang on.
540
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:42,606
What's going on? I talked to you.
I told you Buster was in jail.
541
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:44,667
You said you were, too,
and that if I could get bail
542
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:46,401
to your guy...
543
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,862
... then we can talk
next steps with Buster
544
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,906
at your place tomorrow in person.
545
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:52,656
Thanks.
546
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,744
[MICHAEL] So, you're saying
I paid to bail you out?
547
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,662
You weren't gonna leave
me there, were you?
548
00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:59,664
I did not know you were in jail.
549
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,750
That's why I like to do
things face-to-face, okay?
550
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,543
- Understood.
- [G.O.B. LAUGHS] Oh-ho-ho!
551
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,128
Michael, you did it!
552
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,005
You didn't know that Barry was in jail?
553
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:10,467
[LAUGHS] God, this is so... This
is hysterical. This is priceless.
554
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:11,676
One for the ages, Dad.
555
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,930
No, this is never gonna
get out of my system.
556
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,474
[LAUGHING BREATHLESSLY]
557
00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:20,685
- You okay?
- What made you think Buster was in jail?
558
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,855
- You thought that he was gonna kill you.
- True.
559
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:27,526
G.O.B., Buster is in jail.
560
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,654
Oh. Right.
561
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:32,489
We were just there.
562
00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:36,076
Michael made an honest mistake.
563
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,413
Geez, I hope Buster doesn't
kill us for laughing.
564
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:47,212
[RON] With danger lurking, the
Bluth family tightens their ranks.
565
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:48,981
- This doesn't leave this house!
- All right.
566
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,424
All right. It's fine.
The boy can be trusted.
567
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,094
Are we absolutely sure about that?
568
00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,972
Why don't we let the
boy speak for himself?
569
00:25:58,473 --> 00:25:59,558
Am I the boy?
570
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:02,894
- I've never heard a man ask that question.
- Nor have I.
571
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,938
[GEORGE SR.] You know
what would be a good idea?
572
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:07,691
Why don't you get me a Fanta
on your way out of the family.
573
00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:08,775
It's in the fridge.
574
00:26:09,476 --> 00:26:11,630
I don't know what's happening.
575
00:26:11,631 --> 00:26:16,631
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