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Michael and the family attorney
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- were visiting Buster in jail.
- I take it Mother's not coming.
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- Mom? No. She couldn't make it.
- Why is that?
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She said that I could make
up whatever reason I want.
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You tell me what is easiest on you.
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Hmm, no, it's too mean.
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I think you're entitled, Buster.
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She hates you, Michael.
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- We'll use that one. Sure.
- Mothers cannot accept the idea
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that they've raised someone who
could do something so vile.
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- What?
- In my case, twice. Well,
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two times, allegedly. Hey.
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This falls under client-attorney
privilege, right?
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Mother's disgusted by me.
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- No.
- She thinks I didn't just tamper
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with the evidence, she thinks
I tampered with Lucille 2.
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- No, no, no.
- She must think I'm guilty of murder.
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- Don't say that.
- Or she's busy frolicking
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on the beach with Dusty,
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- her trophy son.
- I should never have put
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that image in your mind.
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The good news is, you
thought I said "frolicking."
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I don't think it's that.
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She knows more than she's letting on.
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Like where Lucille 2
actually is. Think about it.
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She made a deal with her.
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Or maybe she just tricked
her to leave town.
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I don't know, but there
is something going on,
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and she needs to let that play out,
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even if you need to stay
in prison a little while.
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No pounding!
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She holds the keys to my freedom,
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and she won't use it until she
gets her selfish needs met.
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Like when she used to
lock me in the bathroom
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for grown-up selfish needs night.
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- Oh, did we have a good time.
- What?
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- No, it ended in tears.
- Guys, hey, let's focus.
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I'm wondering if there is a
way we can get Mom to think
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that the DA is onto whatever
her scheme is, like,
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we tell Mom that the DA knows
where there is some evidence,
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and then, Mom or Dad slip
out and try to get rid of it.
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And then I follow them.
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What evidence should we
say they have, Michael?
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Lucille 2's head in a box?
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- Spooky.
- Well, no. Hang on.
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That's... It's gotta be real.
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Okay, so, if it's gotta be real,
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how about the DA is close to locating
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the stair car that she was last seen on,
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because they have a picture
of it from a security cam
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- or traffic light cam?
- That's getting there.
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Okay, now inside the
stair car are two heads.
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One bald, one spiky.
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- Spooky.
- No. I loved it, all the way up
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till the end. I think
stair car's plenty.
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- Okay.
- Why don't I have the family
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gather at the beach cottage about 3:00?
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You call me. You tell me
you found out they've got
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the stair car evidence, and I wait
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for either Mom or Dad to
make their next move.
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Any questions?
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What's the beach cottage?
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I found out, Buster.
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- Oh.
- What a relief.
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- Yeah.
- I almost said "the cottage."
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I changed it to
"[BLEEP]ing on the beach."
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- It's "frolicking."
- "Frolicking."
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Now, the story of a wealthy family
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who lost everything, and the
one son who had no choice
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but to keep them all together.
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It's Arrested Development.
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Michael group-texted his
family to meet at the cottage,
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but accidentally included...
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- Gangee's renting this place?
- ... his son.
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No, this is her place. It's
been in the family forever.
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They never told either of us, huh?
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- Oh.
- Says "Maeby" here.
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What?
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How dare they keep track of my
height while not telling me?
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Mm-hmm.
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So, how did it go with Rebel's family?
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You guys seem really
buddy-buddy on Instagram.
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I also saw that that hair
thing backfired, huh?
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Yeah, it was great. I mean,
they're just such a nice...
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I don't want to use "family,"
'cause they like each other,
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but they're a nice group of people.
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I think I really like her.
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Isn't it still weird with your dad?
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Well, maybe that was just me.
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I'm worried she might have
been seeing her ex all summer.
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- Your dad?
- No, no. On the movie set,
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down in Mexico.
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Didn't your dad say he
was down in Mexico, too?
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- They shoot a lot of things there.
- Mm-hmm.
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It was fun. I'm not gonna see
her for the next few days,
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'cause she's going to
Mexico for reshoots.
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Reshoots? Oof.
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She must not be a very
good actress, huh?
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Hope she gets it right this time.
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Well, she's not perfect, but, uh,
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it doesn't turn my stomach to
see her eat an ice cream cone.
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Speaking of that, how
are things with Stan?
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Did he finish that ice cream
cone after I looked away?
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I don't know. I threw
away all the ice cream.
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But, not to make you jealous,
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turns out we are dating.
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For some reason, he wants to
wait till after the election
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to be what he likes to call "intimate."
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In fact, Stan was waiting so
there would be no scandal...
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You gotta try this new eyebrow
glue. You can eat soup again.
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... especially once his
daughter joined the race.
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Have you thought about what I asked?
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You have to run for office.
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You said we couldn't risk it,
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with... with Lucille 2 missing.
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That's the best part. She's gone.
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I'm dating this woman
who's a gossip hound.
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Somehow, she got intel that
Lindsay Bluth has skipped town.
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- But the Bluths are running her anyway.
- Oh.
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It would be nice to oppose
Lindsay's sudden interest
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in building this awful border wall.
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Which was my idea.
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I have to say, Dad,
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I'm surprised you're taking
such an interest in this race.
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If you tried the new eyebrow glue,
you could look surprised, too.
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He expects sex after the election?
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What are you gonna do?
That's in two days.
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I know. I mean, I can't
let the guy see me naked,
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'cause, not to brag, but, you know,
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there's not a lot of 75-year-old
women who got a body like this.
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- You know?
- I don't think that's bragging.
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Wow. Well, I guess you are jealous, huh?
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I'm waiting to hear from Barry,
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so I don't have too
much new information.
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Uh, Barry's probably trying to
mitigate the damage you caused
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by taunting Buster with a skinhead.
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Okay, you gotta blame Buster for that.
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Say what you will about Ron
Howard as a filmmaker,
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but the man is not a Nazi sympathizer.
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- Thanks.
- I've heard things
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about what's really going on
in that Grinch movie he made.
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You know, that anti-Christmas
thing, with the Who-ish people?
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I don't know what you want me to say.
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I offered to talk to the DA.
You shot that down.
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Lottie-Dottie-DA? Oh,
she's a shark, Michael.
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I don't want you swimming
anywhere near her.
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Especially after you
tried to drown yourself
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in the bay the other day.
We're sticking with that, huh?
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Mom, if you're not
gonna bail out Buster,
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- you can visit.
- And risk having
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a story come out that I went to a prison
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to visit my son before the election?
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That would be bad for
Lindsay's campaign.
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So the plan is to run her,
even though she's not here?
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- Yes.
- Got it.
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Especially now that Sally's in the race.
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Tobias better find Lindsay
before the 4th of July parade,
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which is on the 2nd.
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- The 4th of July parade is on the 2nd?
- Mm.
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Yes. They moved it because
they don't want the Hispanics
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to get even by using up all
the supplies a day early
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like we do with Cinco.
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Yeah, and good luck using the
4th of July fireworks on the 3rd,
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because we will have done it on the 2nd.
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By the way, guys, as far as
the Bluth company float goes,
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I bet you guys are thinking,
uh, will he, won't he?
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- "Willy Wondy?"
- Who's Willy Wondy?
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"Will he, won't he" do
magic on our float.
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- Won't he.
- Tony?
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- Did you say Tony?
- Won't he.
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Wonder. What? Why are you
trying to say "Tony Wonder"?
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- No one's saying Tony...
- Stay out of it!
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Why are you saying Tony
Wonder? Is he doing a trick?
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No one's saying that
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- or asking anything.
- Good.
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Let's keep it that way.
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Anyway, you're probably saying
or wondering... Now I'm doing it.
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... why I won't be doing a
magic show on our float.
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And the answer is:
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because I've been asked
to do so on another float.
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A great company, Laguna Closet
Conversions. Know those guys?
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It's not what you think.
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They, like, convert closets
to, like, organize and stuff.
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Who would think anything different?
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This geo-bead would.
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So, what do we have to do to
get you into a closet, huh?
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Wow, you guys don't mince words, huh?
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After realizing his friendship
with Tony Wonder was over...
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I don't think we can hang out.
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... Gob, desperate to push his
feelings back into the closet,
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decided conversion therapy
was the only answer.
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- We're different.
- Although, it's worth noting
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he didn't do a lot of research.
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Plus, it's great for your resale value.
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How's your resale value now?
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Gob didn't want to let
on that he didn't know
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what "resale value" was gay slang for.
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I've never had any complaints.
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Let's talk about you. The
more we know about you,
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the happier you're gonna
be with your results.
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I love Tony Wonder.
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I guess you want the details.
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- Anyway, it's...
- Gob told the closet salesmen
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all about his night with Tony,
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and how devastated he
was by being ghosted.
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... Michael walked in, I
had to waste my roofie...
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But he doesn't remember...
Him, with my...
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I guess that's how we're
different, in the same way.
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We should put him
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in the Catalina cedar walk-in
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with the pocket doors
and the floor lighting.
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And that's when Gob
realized his mistake.
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But keep in mind, we edited,
like, an hour out of this.
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What are the confidentiality
laws concerning people
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who walk into a closet store?
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They're kind of sane and,
you know, they just,
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they listen, they're good...
and they work for us
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'cause I bought the company.
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Ah. Oh.
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Hang on, this might be him. It is.
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- Barry.
- Michael, I'm calling you,
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I've got new info. It can be whatever
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you want to say, I'm saying.
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I understand, so you are saying...
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I'm not saying anything.
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- I didn't think I had to.
- I see.
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- What does that mean, "discovered"?
- Oh, they're listening, right?
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If they're listening,
just say "dogshit."
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Mm. What you said, I would repeat,
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but the family is here,
and I want to make sure
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- that I don't get it wrong.
- Get it wrong?
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- Say "dogshit."
- Apparently, they know
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where the stair car is,
and they might even know
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where Lucille 2 is, which
means they will talk to her,
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and we'll get all this sorted out.
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- Did I get that right?
- Well, with two heads in it.
238
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One spiky one and one bald one.
239
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,343
No, that's plenty.
240
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,679
- Thank you. Good job, Barry.
- Know what's funny?
241
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In the 30 years that I've
represented this family,
242
00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:02,059
that is the first time
anyone has said "good j... "
243
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,728
Well, listen.
244
00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,187
If that's all true,
245
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,732
they might be closer to figuring
this out than we thought.
246
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,443
And now, Michael had to just sit back
247
00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,903
and wait for something out
of the ordinary to happen.
248
00:10:12,930 --> 00:10:13,930
I'm gonna take off.
249
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,991
And I'll check back on you
later and we can, uh...
250
00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:19,994
Um, can I speak to you
privately for a moment?
251
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,120
Oh. Yeah?
252
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:22,455
You need to speak privately?
253
00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:25,333
Oh, it's just so mundane. I
don't want to bore everyone.
254
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,710
- It's just so mundane.
- I'll get out of your hair.
255
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,006
And Michael went to stake
out the parking lot.
256
00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:34,759
- Hey, Dad. Wait. You're leaving?
- Hey.
257
00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,218
You never even said hello.
258
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,054
- Yeah, I just...
- Or good-bye.
259
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,973
- Thank you for coming out.
- I was glad to come out
260
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,266
because I have some good news.
261
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:45,311
Um, do you still need that
50 grand for Buster's bail?
262
00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:47,063
Because I can get that
from the business.
263
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:50,691
No. No, no, no, no. I told you I'm
not gonna be taking your money.
264
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,693
And it's 75 grand that
I'm not gonna be taking
265
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:53,944
because the bail went up.
266
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,863
Buster tried to strangle a, uh...
267
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:58,324
Well, he technically did
strangle a skinhead.
268
00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,201
- Very cool.
- I guess, in a way.
269
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:03,371
Now that we're talking about
money, I want to tell you,
270
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,414
I couldn't be more proud
of what you've been able
271
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,500
to do with the Fakeblock thing.
272
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,127
But with this kind of success,
it puts a target on your back.
273
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,963
People are gonna think, "Here
comes the next Steve Gobs."
274
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,149
- They're gonna want...
- Jobs.
275
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,133
Jobs, for sure, but they're
also gonna want money.
276
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,594
And don't be throwing it
away. Not just to family.
277
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,554
Be careful with friends, too.
278
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,015
New friends, a girlfriend
that might be trying
279
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,309
to slow things down.
Isn't that what you...
280
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,269
Isn't that how you described it?
281
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,604
- With Rebel?
- Huh? Yeah.
282
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,856
She just works a lot.
She's in Mexico right now.
283
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,233
But we're better than ever.
284
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:34,735
Actually, that money that I
mentioned? That was from Rebel.
285
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,862
You know, to be a friend and support me.
286
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,949
Oh, boy. There's some of that
Hollywood BS. There it is.
287
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,784
Right there. That's how they use people.
288
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,787
That's the culture there,
and I want to make sure
289
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,868
you don't give too much away.
Don't change yourself.
290
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,624
You don't change your look
291
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,835
to be a part of the gang.
292
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,463
You talking about my hair?
293
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,881
Why'd you dye your hair?
294
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,341
Come on.
295
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,735
George Michael couldn't tell his father
296
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:01,178
that he'd attempted to dye his hair pink
297
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,097
- to push Rebel away.
- Um...
298
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,515
Yeah, I guess, you know,
299
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,892
so... so Rebel would
think that I was cool.
300
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,979
- I see.
- Look at this.
301
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:13,107
Three generations of
Bluths in one place.
302
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,859
Anybody have a camera?
303
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,235
- On my phone.
- Yes, sir.
304
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,318
Oh, no.
305
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,029
It's a figure of speech. I gotta run.
306
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,490
Where you off to, Dad? I
could run some errands.
307
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,576
- Need a hop on?
- No, thanks.
308
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,911
Personal business. Heading northward.
309
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,831
Okay. I'm actually complete
opposite direction.
310
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,249
Where you heading, Dad?
311
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,584
Uh, west.
312
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,170
Well, I'll hang out with
you at the, uh, beach.
313
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,131
Oh, uh... No. Why did I say west?
314
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:40,217
East is where I'm going.
Northeast. Northeast, actually.
315
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,052
I'm going up to Search campus.
316
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,805
I love the idea of you going
to the beach. Do that.
317
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,266
Make sure it doesn't turn
your hair red again.
318
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,935
And, Dad... Well, he's
gone. Okay, I gotta go.
319
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,022
How'd you know I had red hair?
320
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,567
- Did you see it on Instagram?
- Yes.
321
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:59,236
I did. I did. I did.
322
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,197
I just didn't want to embarrass you.
323
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,716
Showed up on my e-mail this morning.
324
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,325
So you use Instagram?
325
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,704
Mm-mm. No, no. Your
uncle showed it to me.
326
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,790
You know me. I'm a 20th-century guy.
327
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,625
You can keep that futuristic stuff.
328
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,793
Okay?
329
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,711
Okay. Prismo.
330
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,755
Begin.
331
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,049
User, Michael Bluth. Lost my keys.
332
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,384
Okay, Prismo, reverse.
333
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,553
I will. And how was...
334
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,324
- Mom's fucking cottage
- ... with Gob.
335
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,183
And so, a suspicious Michael took off
336
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,559
after his father...
337
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:37,983
- He was there.
- ... while his own son...
338
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,652
Where are you going?
339
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,946
... found himself feeling
suspicious as well.
340
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:44,865
And Barry
341
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,492
showed up at the cottage to make sure
342
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:47,743
the scheme had worked.
343
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,079
You are here. Why was Michael
344
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,748
- so stingy with the dogshit?
- What are you doing here?
345
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,584
Was Michael lying about talking
to you on the phone just now?
346
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,044
Oh, no. That was me.
347
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,380
I just wanted to see how
Michael was enjoying
348
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,465
- knowing about the cottage.
- You want to know
349
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,260
if we fell for Michael's
and your little trap.
350
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,886
It was a trap, wasn't it?
351
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,639
You're wrong. Why would I do that?
352
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,322
Because he paid your bail and threatened
353
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,309
to make trouble if you
didn't play along.
354
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,435
You're right.
355
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,500
I knew it.
356
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,647
The DA has a picture of the stair car?
357
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,024
Like Lucille 2 would be stupid enough
358
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,318
to disappear in a truck
with her name on it?
359
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,779
- What kind of lie is that?
- I totally agree with you.
360
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,282
A good lie is head in a box,
361
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,659
but they wanted to go
with something real,
362
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:32,288
so we went with the
evidence they actually had.
363
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,206
This is real?
364
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,251
Yeah, and he doesn't want to use
the best part, the two heads.
365
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,253
One spiky, one bald.
366
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,797
Lucille 2 and Oscar.
367
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,383
That idiot. I told him to
keep her out of sight.
368
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,218
Speaking of out of sight,
369
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,363
do you know where your husband
is with that Winnebago?
370
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,180
Because since I got out of prison,
371
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,725
George is letting me stay
there, without him knowing it.
372
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,476
- I don't know where he went.
- Hmm.
373
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,521
Maybe he went to find Oscar,
warn him about the picture.
374
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,148
You think he really did?
375
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,650
I think the prosecution
gave us this picture
376
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:05,195
so that George or you would
lead them to Lucille 2.
377
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,156
Go find him. Track him down.
378
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,408
Get to him before he finds Lucille 2.
379
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:14,038
I will not let that woman steal
everything I've taken from her.
380
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,711
George Sr. turned south
on Coast Highway,
381
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,505
unaware he was being
followed by Michael,
382
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,216
unaware he was being
followed by George Michael.
383
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,854
- Maeby? Hello?
- I think my phone's ringing.
384
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,440
Maeby. Hello? Come on. Hello?
385
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,025
- Hello?
- It's me.
386
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,269
I know you're not old.
Can we have a system
387
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:47,300
where I don't have to
wait the 40 seconds?
388
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,781
Look, I have to be careful, okay?
389
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,491
These are not tech-savvy people.
390
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,451
The other day, I turned
the lounge TV on,
391
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,911
and now that's my job.
392
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,246
They call me "Buttons" now. Buttons.
393
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,832
- He's going to meet Rebel.
- Who? Your dad?
394
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,000
I think you were right.
395
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,169
They were together in
Mexico, and that's why
396
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,587
my dad has been weird with me.
397
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,756
Wow, I was just "specu-lying."
398
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,549
Well, you nailed it, Buttons.
399
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,094
And he probably made plans to
see her this time in Mexico
400
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,388
when I said my relationship
was slowing down.
401
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,515
You know, it's hard
to believe because...
402
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,225
my niece always told me
403
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,227
never to give away my
Social Security number,
404
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,729
but if it really is a
free trip to Aruba...
405
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,314
Oh, you have to go, Buttons.
406
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,983
Sign me up!
407
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:25,693
Peg's walking by.
408
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,277
No, you have to.
409
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:30,406
He lied about being at the
Howard barbecue. He was there.
410
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,409
Wow, and I thought my parents
were the selfish ones.
411
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,161
At least my mom never tried to
sleep with somebody I was da...
412
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,580
Oh, wait. No. Steve Holt.
413
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,666
Uh, but he's family.
414
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,668
We've got to stop the
lying in this family.
415
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,129
Tell me about it. You
tell one little story
416
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,131
to get a place to live.
Next thing you know,
417
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,966
you're sorting through
your roommate's pills
418
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,777
to figure out which one
will kill his sex drive.
419
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,761
- Like estrogen?
- Wait, that's a thing?
420
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,305
I mean, I was just day plotting.
421
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,189
Stop right there. The
minute you start talking
422
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,226
about neutering your romantic partner,
423
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,520
you're into shit that
even Gangee wouldn't do.
424
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,896
The monster or the grandmother?
425
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,660
The monster. But, yeah, I don't
think our grandmother would do that.
426
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,819
Yeah, maybe it is too far.
I guess I can just
427
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,655
pretend like I have an illness
where I forget everything.
428
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,115
Like Alzheimer's?
429
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,701
That's a thing, too? I
was just crime-storming.
430
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,162
You know, just lying
out loud. How funny.
431
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,497
Gob was having trouble
432
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,541
forgetting someone himself.
433
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,501
Okay? Now you're gonna
be in the closet...
434
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,212
Which was why he was distracted
435
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,674
as the closet guys helped him
with his parade float illusion.
436
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:34,094
Sorry. I'm still really torn up
about this love affair with Tony,
437
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,430
which, if you guys
mention, you're fired.
438
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,353
We can't change your feelings, okay?
439
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,268
But we can change whether
Tony is in your life.
440
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,480
After you left, we got to
talking about you, and...
441
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,898
You're a magician,
442
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,650
he's a magician... Go double magician.
443
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,527
Two guys, one trick. Do an act together.
444
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:54,948
God. Why are all the cute ones so dumb?
445
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,576
Look, guys, this is not that hard.
446
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,787
I am pretending to be
a Christian magician.
447
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,914
Tony's pretending to be a gay magician.
448
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,208
We're like oil and vinegar.
449
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,168
What trick is gonna have room for both?
450
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,296
Yes, everyone could be
smarter, that's true,
451
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,131
but what we meant was that
452
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:14,510
we could book you and Tony
to do a trick on our float.
453
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,721
Yeah. A classic two-fister.
454
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,933
An old-fashioned will he, won't he?
455
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,978
We're just gonna need the perfect trick.
456
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,856
We're wasting daylight. Let's do this.
457
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,360
What did we decide on? Sorry, I...
458
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,363
And soon, George Sr.
arrived at the border...
459
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,409
- Hello?
- Hey, Dad.
460
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,744
... two cars ahead of...
461
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,956
Michael. I thought I'd give
you a call, see how the drive
462
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,166
- north is going.
- Oh, it's fine.
463
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,378
I took Highway 5, so
there's, you know, no view,
464
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,754
but there's no traffic.
465
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,381
What's the bell?
466
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,676
Oh, there's this Salvation
Army Santa Claus guy
467
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,886
who's just going from car to car here.
468
00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,428
Ice cream?
469
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,141
Stop screaming and get off the highway!
470
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,434
Oh, there's an Andersen's Pea Soup,
471
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,646
so I think I'm gonna buy him soup.
472
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:09,449
That's George Michael. I gotta go.
473
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,484
I hope that I'm half the father
to him that you are to me.
474
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,861
You're embarrassing me.
475
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,404
- Thank you.
- You should be.
476
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,406
George Michael.
477
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,825
Hey, where are you?
478
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,953
I'm approaching, uh,
Andersen's Pea Soup.
479
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:26,206
Oh, that's north. You said
you were going northeast.
480
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,626
Well, I'm headed north,
then I'm headed east.
481
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,713
Otherwise you don't pass
the Andersen's P.S.
482
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:33,796
Oh, right.
483
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,757
Michael felt doubly guilty
484
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,802
for not just telling a
lie, but stealing one.
485
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,762
- What's that bell?
- That's, uh,
486
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,764
we got a Danish girl ringing a bell
487
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,434
- in front of, uh, A's Pea Soup.
- Ice cream?
488
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,769
Ice cream? What's that about ice cream?
489
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,230
No, thank you. Uh, nein, danke.
490
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,899
Big boy, I gotta go. Okay?
491
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,984
- I'll talk to you later.
- Love you.
492
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,865
They made their way through
the border crossing.
493
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,074
Next one.
494
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,911
Oh.
495
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,954
He's going to Father B's.
496
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,957
Which, to Barry, could
only mean one thing.
497
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,918
I have time for an ice cream.
498
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,045
- Ice cream!
- In fact,
499
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,255
George Sr. was returning to property
500
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:19,134
he used as a motivational
retreat called Father B's
501
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,053
for the first time in months.
502
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:24,765
And, unseen, Michael
snuck into his blind spot.
503
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:29,186
Of course this is where
they'd hide Lucille 2.
504
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,118
- Mm.
- Hey.
505
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,788
How'd Santa like his pea soup?
506
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,874
Michael, uh... What are you doing here?
507
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,211
Figuring out why you lied
about where you were going.
508
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,297
I didn't want you to know.
I was embarrassed.
509
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,550
I would've been embarrassed if I
was making Buster rot in prison,
510
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,928
while I was hiding
Lucille down in Mexico.
511
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,805
Hiding Lucille? What
are you talking about?
512
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,057
I set you up. I told you that the DA
513
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,101
found the stair car. You
took the bait and you had
514
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,224
that private conversation
with Mom. She said to you,
515
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,689
"Make sure Lucille 2 stays
hidden." Did she not say that?
516
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,372
- Tell me she didn't.
- She didn't.
517
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,776
- It's so mundane.
- Let me get out of your hair.
518
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,987
Lucille had something else on her mind.
519
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,364
I know you said you
wanted to check in on me,
520
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,241
and I have plans with Dusty,
521
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,702
and I didn't want you
to find us together
522
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,179
and get your feelings hurt tonight.
523
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,664
So you want to hurt my
feelings now instead?
524
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,559
- To get it out of the way.
- Is that it, or are you afraid
525
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,460
- I'll tear him in two?
- Hey.
526
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:38,588
If you could tear anything in two,
you'd still have a shot at me.
527
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:42,384
Okay, you want to see a
real man, you're going to.
528
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:45,721
I know. I just didn't want
you to see me with him.
529
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,766
Don't cry.
530
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,101
Then,
531
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,811
what are you doing down here?
532
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,896
This is where the curse began.
533
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:59,609
This is where that guy turned
me into Oscar, and Oscar...
534
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,570
- into me.
- Mm.
535
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,530
Years earlier, when Oscar introduced
536
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:06,013
George Sr. to maca... The
strong will become the weak,
537
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:08,952
the weak will become the strong.
538
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,662
... the brothers had an ominous vision.
539
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,581
Probably so they can
build a border wall.
540
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:13,790
They want to separate...
541
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,434
Which is what Lindsay's boyfriend
542
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,918
wanted them to think.
543
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,796
You don't believe that maca
does all this crap, do you?
544
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,340
George!
545
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,616
- You see that?
- I have something for you!
546
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,847
Great spirit, that's why I'm here!
547
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,016
My son doesn't believe.
548
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,186
Please, take his strength,
and give it to me!
549
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,230
- Take it easy.
- No, it's me, Tobias.
550
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:41,485
Fünke. I'm still legally
recognized as your son-in-law.
551
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,488
- Why are you dressed like that?
- Humorous anecdote.
552
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,240
Oh.
553
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,369
Ugh... Come...
554
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,246
One...
555
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,165
Here... here it comes.
556
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,754
Well, maybe I'll jump in here.
557
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:03,340
After being kicked off Father B's land,
558
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:06,718
the men finally found their
way to Marky Bark's trailer.
559
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,930
It was worth it. Now you know
how to do a proper spit take.
560
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:13,100
Now, if Lindsay's here,
let me do the talking.
561
00:23:14,170 --> 00:23:15,170
Hello?
562
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,104
- No water.
- Oh, uh,
563
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,814
we're looking for Lindsay.
564
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,816
Lindsay? That dumb blonde slut
565
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,485
my moron son keeps calling
every five minutes
566
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,529
since she came back on Cinco de Mayo?
567
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,280
Yes, yes, my wife.
568
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,533
- Nice girl, but you just missed her.
- Oh.
569
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:32,119
Well, uh, could we wait
here until she gets back?
570
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:35,288
Normally, I would say
no, but the ostriches
571
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,457
have been making a hell
of a mess this past year.
572
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,750
How's your gag reflex?
573
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,253
Well, if you mean is my son anything
574
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:45,715
like his father, well, he's
never had any complaints.
575
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:48,885
And Tobias explained what happened next.
576
00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,304
I...
577
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,390
I got it... hey, hey... I... One...
578
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:57,310
Okay, well, so... Tobias,
also, was given a job.
579
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,688
The mail's been piling up.
You can start at Father B's.
580
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,440
Oh, no, no, I can't go there.
581
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,733
They held me up at gunpoint,
582
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,403
so you'll understand if
I pass on going back.
583
00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:07,779
If you're that worried,
584
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,239
you can wear the ostrich suit.
585
00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:10,449
Mark always did.
586
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,284
Oh, fun.
587
00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:14,369
If you pass out, it keeps
buzzards off your eyes.
588
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,413
Double fun!
589
00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:18,665
Tuna fish... sandwich.
590
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:22,085
So, I got a job delivering
mail for the day.
591
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,838
Yes, I suppose I could've
told you that from up there,
592
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:26,798
but I am glad to see you,
593
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,176
uh, 'cause your mail certainly
has been piling up.
594
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:33,388
And this is my last delivery, so I
get to put on my human clothes.
595
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,891
Adios, muchachos.
596
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,434
Oh, my Viagra.
597
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,269
See, and this used to work.
598
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:41,021
Since when is Viagra pink?
599
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:44,065
Your mom says that the Medicare
only does the generic.
600
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,609
You know, this is estrogen.
601
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,444
- Really?
- How long you been taking that?
602
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,404
Uh, two years.
603
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,115
Two years. Isn't that about
the time that Mom was in jail
604
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,199
and started, uh...
605
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:56,495
- Forwarding my mail.
- Yeah. Why do you think she did that?
606
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,206
Maybe she figured that if
she was gonna do hard time,
607
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,529
I should do... Soft time. Yeah.
608
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,085
But that doesn't explain Oscar.
609
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:07,255
He has my mojo, and all he eats is maca.
610
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,382
And, actually, it's this particular maca
611
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,468
that grows all over this gully.
612
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:13,386
- Down the hill from that.
- Yeah.
613
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,306
It's from when I was running
the executive training camp.
614
00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:19,935
Boy, talk about guys
high on testosterone.
615
00:25:20,010 --> 00:25:22,240
I wish I could get some
of what they were on.
616
00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:24,860
Yeah. Sounds like Oscar has.
617
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:29,903
♪ Coincidence? ♪
618
00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:32,322
Having kept a safe distance,
619
00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:35,200
George Michael soon
arrived at Father B's ranch.
620
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,829
How is the Pea Soup
Andersen's pea soup, Dad?
621
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:45,335
Assuming his father was inside
the Winnebago with Rebel,
622
00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:48,797
he rang her to catch her off
guard when he made his move.
623
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,258
- Hey, where are you?
- In Culver City.
624
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:55,178
- I thought you were in Mexico.
- No, my character's in Mexico.
625
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,013
- I'm in Culver City.
- Oh.
626
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,266
- I'm on set.
- I see.
627
00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:02,060
All right, well, then, I guess
all that's left to say is
628
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,479
lights, camera,
629
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,563
action!
630
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,402
Always so lovely to hear your voice.
631
00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:13,029
George Michael knew he had
made a horrible mistake,
632
00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:16,449
and knew he had to get out of
there before anyone saw him.
633
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:19,327
But he couldn't get to his car unseen
634
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,413
now that Barry had arrived.
635
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:25,875
With the coast clear, George
Michael made for an exit
636
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,961
to avoid running into his father...
637
00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:29,884
I can't believe you're suspicious.
638
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,006
... who was behind him.
639
00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:34,092
You have to trust me. I don't
know where Lucille 2 is.
640
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:36,219
Dad, trust
641
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:38,346
is a two-way street. Okay?
642
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,016
That's Lucille 2's car.
643
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:43,518
I swear to you, I didn't
know she was here. I...
644
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,604
You're probably not impotent, either.
645
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,814
- We should be following her.
- Get in the Anustart,
646
00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:49,399
and I'll follow. Go.
647
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:52,527
Follow Lucille 2. If we get
her, Buster goes free.
648
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:53,945
Ooh, triple fun.
649
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,703
And so, Michael rushed
after Lucille 2's Cadillac
650
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,580
with Tobias at the wheel,
651
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:06,625
which only made his son more
desperate to lose his father.
652
00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:18,470
Yet, none of them saw the spike strips.
653
00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:22,557
Oh!
654
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:26,900
I'm okay.
655
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:28,897
The bathroom doesn't work back here,
656
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,399
so I peed in a Wetzel bag.
657
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:32,734
What are you doing here?
658
00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:34,277
I live here.
659
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:37,906
And the family that was chasing
itself for no reason...
660
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,408
soon had a reason to stop.
661
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,496
- George Michael? What are you doing?
- Uh...
662
00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:47,832
Three, four, five, six,
seven, eight flat tires?
663
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,209
- Yeah.
- Who do we sue?
664
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:53,046
You, until we find out who
put down the spike strips.
665
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,881
That would be us!
666
00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:57,926
Hyah! Ándale.
667
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:01,638
Oh. Hi.
668
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:03,890
We're sorry about the spike strips,
669
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:07,268
but we can't always
personally patrol our land.
670
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,020
Your land?
671
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,397
This is Bluth land.
672
00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,232
This has been Romney land
673
00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:13,915
since my great-grandfather settled here.
674
00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:16,236
Along with our 18 great-grandmothers.
675
00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:18,613
- Romney land?
- Like Mitt Romney?
676
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,366
Yes, we are the Mexican Romneys.
677
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,995
♪ Mexican Romney Family ♪
678
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,956
Although, we used to have better signs.
679
00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:30,417
Until, as it turns out,
Oscar and his friends
680
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:33,586
discovered how cold Mexico was at night.
681
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,755
This is America. If they
don't want us to burn signs,
682
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,507
they shouldn't write them in Spanish.
683
00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:40,093
And besides, George Bluth
signed it over to us.
684
00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:44,931
- Oscar.
- That's a bit much. That's very nice.
685
00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:46,850
I wouldn't say I deserved
an Oscar, but...
686
00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:48,685
Hold on.
687
00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:53,064
I'm George Bluth. I never
signed anything like that.
688
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,859
Now perhaps, before I
rediscovered my manhood
689
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:58,194
in the gully, I would've
caved, but not now.
690
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,238
I am gonna fight you for the land.
691
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:03,450
Where's a pen?
692
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,911
On the next Arrested Development...
693
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,581
Gob and his new conversion buddies labor
694
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,499
to design the perfect trick.
695
00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:16,379
Then, we have the other
one, like he said.
696
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,465
Gay equals straight.
697
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:24,721
I need two closets!
698
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:26,848
Two guys coming out of the closet!
699
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,349
How hard is that to understand?
700
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,144
You've got two... Thank
you, you're a dear.
701
00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:32,937
One is gonna be well-organized.
702
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,607
The other one is just gonna
be shredded all apart.
703
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:37,901
Yeah, that's good, that's good.
704
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,905
It's garbage!
705
00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,032
It's all garbage!
706
00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:46,659
Wow, that's gonna be a great show.
707
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:51,060
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