Damn, son!
Bruce Wayne! How are you doing today?
Can I see your pilot's license?
Uh, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car for me.
Max Logan, still broadcastin'.
On the White Genocide Radio Hour.
Now you know I'm live at Champion's Pizza here in Reno,
where, of course, the SJWs can't get a...
can't get a good night's sleep
unless your children are near a penis.
That's why they've opened a... a unisex bathroom.
- Sheriff's Department! - Sheriff's Department!
Here we go! Got a couple of members of the, uh, deep state coming in.
- Oh, come on! Come on, Max! - No, come on!
Come on, "the deep state?"
They want to get me outside
so that more kids will go into that bathroom
and be exposed to a huge, veiny, throbbing, muscular penis
the size of a flashlight!
Is there someone with a penis like that in there right now?
Well, if you need to... Guys?
You can't be on private property.
- Oh, I can't be on private property? - Go back to your basement.
I'm sorry that I'm interrupting Baghdad Betty's...
Oh!
- Baghdad Betty's attempt... - Hate speech, hate speech.
- To expose your children... - Hate speech.
- ... to more penises.
This is how you dismantle the Christian capitalist government.
- First, you blur the lines of sexuality... - Mm.
Then, the paper straws.
Why are they making straws out of paper?
To protect the turtles in the sea.
To make less paper available for the printing of books.
These straws suck, by the way.
- Guys, I need to do a quick ad. - Yeah, sure.
Uh, for the, uh, White Genocide, uh, Radio Hour listeners,
go the website and buy our new paper straws
made from redwood trees.
Only made exclusively from endangered old-growth redwood trees.
Leave your mark on the Earth with a redwood tree straw.
Sorry, what were you guys saying?
- Can we take down the SJWs outside? - Yeah.
- Can you take it outside? - Thank you.
You're in a public... thoroughfare...
that leads to...
They're trying to get me outside so that they can just...
Hey, you guys, you guys, you gotta come real quick.
They're trying to change Andrew Jackson Boulevard
to Michelle Obama Way.
God damn it, it's starting.
It's starting! We're going mobile, let's go!
Ah!
- Thank you, Trudy. - You're welcome.
Can you guys help me? Everything I own is in there.
Yeah. Yeah. All right. You got it?
- Can you go down in there? - Yes, here, toss it.
Right. I got it. Oh, Jesus!
- Oh, yeah, be careful. OK. - Sure. Got it.
You have all the attachments for the blender?
I need all the attachments.
Thank you so much, guys.
- I've got the lead tap. - Oh, God!
- I got the lead tap. - Perfect.
Wait. Shit. No, wait! Oh, fuck!
- Thank you so much, guys. - Here.
Whew.
Thanks, y'all. Thank you.
Who is that?
Oh, my God, my house is on fire!
Guys, help me get some of my stuff out.
I got a blender, electronics up there.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my goodness, my TV!
- OK! You know what? - No, no, no, no, no!
- You know what, Mike? - What?
- Hey, Mike. - Hey, dude!
Yeah, knock-knock.
All right, knock-knock. Who's there?
- Yeah, knock-knock! - Stay out of my way.
I'm doing the big jump today.
- Hey, criminal mastermind? - Yeah?
I just wanna... I'm just rattling around the thoughts in your head.
When you're gonna commit a class D felony...
- Yeah. - ... why would you stream it?
Because this is my action channel.
And I have a landing ramp on the other side.
Well, guys, he does have a landing ramp on the other side.
Well, we shouldn't have come if he has a landing ramp.
- No, no. - No.
- Now, baby! - Stop it, stop it!
- Did you make this yourself? - I did.
I didn't make the Rascal, for Christ's sake.
Who would make a Rascal but the Rascal people.
- Yeah, that's right. - I made the rockets.
It has the rockets on... And all the other stuff.
I have got to say, you have gotten more sophisticated over the years.
- Thank you very much. That's good stuff.
- Do you like to have good things? - No, I don't.
I think the really good news about this, Mike...
- Don't start... God damn it! Stop it! - No, no, no, no, no!
I blame you. You are a big part of the problem.
Who?
The little children giving you thumbs up and hearts.
I got hearts! That's better than a
"Fuck you, you old, wasted dickface who sucks dicks."
- That's what I usually get. - Yeah.
There's a lot of people that think I suck dicks, Dangle.
You would know.
But they are like children that say it to me.
- Yeah, filthy language. Yeah. - "You suck dick."
- "You like to have dicks in your face." - Yeah.
"You love balls."
I'm an entertainer.
Outlaw. Entertainer.
- Yeah. This, I get. This, I get. - Oh, who doesn't get that?
- Hey... - That's a sexy mountain to climb.
♪ Gotta climb that mountain ♪ ♪ Get it on ♪
Well, there's a story by Shirley Jackson called The Lottery,
where they, uh, they pick one person every year to stone to death.
Yeah. Then he gets super-stoned,
and then he gets on this fucking, eh, bike...
- Forget it. I fucking... - ... sports.
- Fucking do it. Fucking do it. - Fucking do it. Do it, genius!
Eh-hey. Hey, Sue, we got the green light!
- Do it. I dare ya. - Oh. Oh, shit. Shit. Shit.
Oh, shit.
Hey, co-worker Susan.
Check out these photos I'm gonna post online of my ex
engage in a sexual act and/or her completely exposed nipple.
Here she's exposing her genitals and/or erect penis at a luau.
Wait, Rodrigo. The pictures you're depicting sound like revenge porn.
Are you posting those pictures with the express intent
to harass or terrorize a person with your depicted images?
You bet.
Flag on the play!
Revenge porn, also known as revenge pornography,
has been illegal in Nevada since 2015.
Revenge porn is a category D felony
which carries a one to four year prison sentence,
or a $ 5,000 fine.
So you're saying I cannot legally post these explicit photos
on the worldwide... web?
Here's a little acronym to remember the law.
Just think "deep push lard."
"Don't ever, ever post
pics under state harassment laws
and regulatory defamation statutes of 2015."
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