1
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Ok, so your name is george?
You're the manager?

2
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Yes, sir. Yes.

3
00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,539
Ok. Your tag checks
out there.

4
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I got the tape
from the surveillance video.

5
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George: i installed
this whole thing here

6
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Last time this
happened, so--

7
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Is that that camera
right up there?

8
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Yes, sir.

9
00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,150
Ok. He gets up
on this counter?

10
00:00:26,184 --> 00:00:27,985
Yes, sir.
That's this counter.

11
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That is this
table right here.

12
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He's undoing
his pants there.

13
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[Man on tv urinating]

14
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It's evidence,
i guess, now.

15
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Yeah.

16
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Oh, you want to maybe
put it in one cup.

17
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Put it all in one cup,
and then we'll just send it

18
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Straight to the lab. Ok.

19
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Son of a bitch.
Goddamn it!

20
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[Tires screech]

21
00:01:01,786 --> 00:01:02,753
Come on.

22
00:01:02,787 --> 00:01:05,089
They all have guns!

23
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Whoo hoo!

24
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Ow!

25
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Push them together?

26
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Get off the bike!
Off your bike.

27
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Oh! God!

28
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[All taking at once]

29
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Aah!

30
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[Siren]

31
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We got a call about
some lights

32
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Out in the desert
here.

33
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We got to check
it out.

34
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Probably nothing,
but--

35
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You put a little bit
in a bowl, smoke it.

36
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Is that the one you
make a tea out of,

37
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Herbal. You can put
it in a tea...

38
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Get a shaman,
get a guide?

39
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Or you can smoke
a little bowl of it,
too, totally legal.

40
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Huh, salvia.
Somebody is
already on it.

41
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Hey, boys. Hi,
fellas.

42
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Sorry.
We didn't know.

43
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Great to see
you over there.

44
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We thought we was
first on the scene.

45
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Oh, no, no.
We beat you to it.

46
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Yeah. We were in the area.
We got the call.

47
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Somebody saw some
lights or something?

48
00:02:05,016 --> 00:02:05,983
Yeah. It's all
taken care of.

49
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You don't got
to worry about it.

50
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You have a good one.

51
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Take care, you guys.

52
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Hey, can i ask
you something?
Yeah.

53
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Do you know
those guys?

54
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I thought you did.
That's why i was like--

55
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I wasn't gonna say anything.
I thought you knew--

56
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I thought you knew
those guys.

57
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Yeah. No. I never--

58
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I don't remember
any of those guys.

59
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Well, i mean--

60
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Who are those--
You know, like--

61
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On the other side
of the road,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

62
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Behind you,
there's all
those other guys.

63
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Those are those
guys, right?

64
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Right? Hey,
how y'all doing?
Hey, guys.

65
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Oh, hey, guys.
You guys are back.

66
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I thought you guys
were leaving.

67
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I thought we told
you to leave.

68
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Uh, we did.
You guys are--

69
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You're with us.

70
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Third generation.
Hey, when you guys
get home,

71
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Just take a good,
long shower,

72
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Wash any exposed skin
and everything.

73
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Officer 2: yeah, and
actually, if you have

74
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An eye-Wash rig at home,
i'd recommend using that.

75
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We got one
at the station.

76
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There you go.

77
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Seriously...

78
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Do you guys want
coffee or hoagies
or anything at all?

79
00:03:01,039 --> 00:03:02,138
Because we're about
to make a run.

80
00:03:02,173 --> 00:03:03,274
We're already
in the car.

81
00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,508
No, no. It's that
acid reflux.

82
00:03:04,542 --> 00:03:05,609
Ok. I know. It's
late. It's late.

83
00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,677
Hey, good night.

84
00:03:06,711 --> 00:03:08,145
Good night, guys.
Adios.

85
00:03:08,179 --> 00:03:09,512
Last chance for
coffee and hoagie!

86
00:03:09,547 --> 00:03:11,681
Yeah. No, thanks. Ok.
You are too kind.

87
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All right.
Let's dig it up.

88
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Yep.

89
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He's over here. He's--

90
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Uh-Uh, uh-Uh, uh-Uh, uh-Uh.
Easy, vest. Bye-Bye.

91
00:03:21,559 --> 00:03:23,894
You have nothing
to say here.
Andrew--

92
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He's not the issue.
The issue is me, ok?

93
00:03:26,364 --> 00:03:29,233
I come into captain crabby,
one, for quality,

94
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Two, for my baby,
my girlfriend,
my sweet love.

95
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It's her birthday.

96
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All i want was
to bring her

97
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To an expensive dinner
and have them sing

98
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"Happy birthday,"
and they said no.

99
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All of these people
here are jealous.

100
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Calm down. Hush.
Can i--Can i ask
you something?

101
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Yes. Please. Please,
please ask me a question.

102
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I'm gonna ask
you the simplest
question.

103
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Yes. Please.

104
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Is this a sex doll?

105
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Yes. State law says that
a restaurant must sing

106
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"Birthday" despite race,
creed, color, inanimate.

107
00:03:57,962 --> 00:03:59,430
How much did you
spend on this thing?

108
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$17,000.

109
00:04:00,465 --> 00:04:02,266
17,000?
Oh, my god.

110
00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:03,334
It was worth it.
It was worth it.

111
00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,501
It was worth 17--

112
00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,470
Soon as you get in this,
never got back to human.

113
00:04:06,504 --> 00:04:08,539
Don't do that again.
Don't do this.
Don't do that.

114
00:04:08,573 --> 00:04:11,742
Oh, ok. Oh, you know what?
Oh, hey, gesture police,

115
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I can do this. I can do this.
I can do this. I can do this.

116
00:04:13,177 --> 00:04:14,577
You can do it all night.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.

117
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I can do this.
Bup, bup, bup.

118
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Nope. No!
I can do whatever i want.

119
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If you get
the captain crabby shrimp--

120
00:04:19,484 --> 00:04:21,118
Birthday shrimp
for a song,

121
00:04:21,152 --> 00:04:24,020
Then, yes, i will
be satisfied.

122
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Just want to go to lunch.

123
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Williams and jack:
‚∂ happy, happy birthday, sue ‚∂

124
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¬∂ happy, happy birthday, sue ‚∂

125
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¬∂ happy, happy birthday, sue ‚∂

126
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¬∂ happy, happy birthday, sue ‚∂

127
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Ah, see? That's nice.
See? What?

128
00:04:36,935 --> 00:04:40,037
Uh-Oh. She's said i can go
down on her.

129
00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,972
Here? Ok, baby. Ok.

130
00:04:42,006 --> 00:04:43,407
No, no. Get him.

131
00:04:43,441 --> 00:04:44,607
What? Oh, come on now.
Come on!

132
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Andrew, that's it.

133
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Dangle: hey, outstanding news.

134
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I bet you're all
gonna be excited.

135
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[Imitates drum roll]

136
00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:02,092
We're finally recognizing
the armenian genocide.

137
00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:04,595
I feel like every time you
do one of them drum rolls...

138
00:05:04,629 --> 00:05:05,862
Hmm?

139
00:05:05,897 --> 00:05:08,599
You're starting
the bar way too high.

140
00:05:08,633 --> 00:05:10,034
Was that too exciting?

141
00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:11,368
That was, like getting
you too excited?

142
00:05:11,402 --> 00:05:12,970
We think we're gonna have
some kind of taco bar or...

143
00:05:13,004 --> 00:05:14,571
Oh. Sorry. Or
they're closing down
the amusement park

144
00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:16,306
Just for us? Yeah.
Something, yeah.

145
00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:18,575
Is the armenian
genocide some sort
of festival?

146
00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,444
No. There is
an armenian festival.

147
00:05:20,478 --> 00:05:22,212
This is not that.
No. Travis?

148
00:05:22,246 --> 00:05:25,115
Are we gonna maybe
redo secret santa,

149
00:05:25,149 --> 00:05:26,951
Maybe do 2 out
of 3 this year?

150
00:05:26,985 --> 00:05:28,686
Just because i've heard
a lot of people saying

151
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That they weren't really
specifically happy

152
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With their secret santa.

153
00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:32,956
Wait. No. No one
said that.

154
00:05:32,990 --> 00:05:34,091
Trudy: wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
Who said that?

155
00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,325
Frankie:
i didn't say that.

156
00:05:35,359 --> 00:05:37,093
Junior: that's what
the talk--The talk is that--

157
00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,261
The talk is,
or your talk is?

158
00:05:38,295 --> 00:05:40,530
Jack: i get crazy anxiety
about pulling that.

159
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I don't want to go
through that again.

160
00:05:42,099 --> 00:05:43,066
That's not in the spirit
of the season.

161
00:05:43,101 --> 00:05:45,202
We should all just
get on board.

162
00:05:45,236 --> 00:05:46,870
You know, we all know
each other well enough

163
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To pick gifts
that represent our
personalities, i think.

164
00:05:49,507 --> 00:05:51,741
You know what?
This is a little
off topic, guys,

165
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But just about
those lights
the other night,

166
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Headquarters called
and said it was

167
00:05:55,947 --> 00:05:58,581
Just a helicopter
reflecting off a
batch of swamp gas,

168
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Nothing to be
concerned about.

169
00:06:00,084 --> 00:06:01,151
So done deal.

170
00:06:01,185 --> 00:06:03,353
Good meeting, team.
Productive work.

171
00:06:03,388 --> 00:06:05,122
See you. See you, guys.

172
00:06:07,859 --> 00:06:10,994
Are those guys the same guys
that are always there?

173
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That's what i was
just gonna ask.

174
00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:14,064
They never talk.
They never talk.

175
00:06:14,098 --> 00:06:15,165
They are, right?

176
00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,199
Jack: who else
would they be?

177
00:06:16,234 --> 00:06:17,200
Why would you be
in this room

178
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And sit through
this shit

179
00:06:18,269 --> 00:06:19,336
If you didn't have to?

180
00:06:19,370 --> 00:06:21,471
Exactly. Precisely.

181
00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:27,410
What the hell?

182
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Junior:
holy fucking shit.

183
00:06:28,712 --> 00:06:30,714
What?
Huh?

184
00:06:30,748 --> 00:06:32,549
Do we have to do secret
santa for them guys, too?

185
00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:36,987
No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!

186
00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:43,127
Yeah. We should know
these guys.

187
00:06:43,161 --> 00:06:48,231
I'm just not very good
with names or faces

188
00:06:48,266 --> 00:06:52,503
Or remembering, like,
a whole conversation

189
00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:55,339
Or, like, part
of a conversation

190
00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,541
Or, you know,
the facts or the figures

191
00:06:57,575 --> 00:06:59,009
Or the math or the--

192
00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:01,478
Butterflies.
Butterflies, right
over there.

193
00:07:01,513 --> 00:07:02,612
Oh. No. Piece of paper.

194
00:07:02,647 --> 00:07:04,047
Piece of paper.
Yeah. Garbage.

195
00:07:04,081 --> 00:07:05,349
It's garbage,
but it was fluttering
just like a butterfly.

196
00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,850
That's pretty. Yeah.

197
00:07:12,791 --> 00:07:14,358
You know how much
these houses go for?

198
00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,659
How much?
$400,000.

199
00:07:16,694 --> 00:07:19,028
400,000? $400,000?

200
00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:20,064
I can go buy
a castle in france.

201
00:07:20,098 --> 00:07:22,132
Ho ho.
Oh, right?

202
00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,634
Ok.
Ok.

203
00:07:23,668 --> 00:07:24,968
Woman: freeze!
Neighborhood watch!

204
00:07:25,002 --> 00:07:26,003
Come on. Get your
hands in the air.

205
00:07:26,037 --> 00:07:27,604
Frankie: reno sheriff's
department.

206
00:07:27,639 --> 00:07:29,072
Do you mind putting
the guns down...

207
00:07:29,107 --> 00:07:30,173
Can we just put
the guns down?

208
00:07:30,207 --> 00:07:31,342
And we can just get
to business?

209
00:07:31,376 --> 00:07:32,743
We could go check
out this house
over here.

210
00:07:32,777 --> 00:07:33,843
We're just trying to
do our job, ma'am.

211
00:07:33,878 --> 00:07:35,212
Just put
the gun down.

212
00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,279
That's not gonna happen.
That's not gonna happen.

213
00:07:36,314 --> 00:07:37,647
You should go back
into your car,

214
00:07:37,681 --> 00:07:39,349
And you should go back
to the sheriff's department.

215
00:07:39,383 --> 00:07:40,818
Let's get
in our car,
and let's go back

216
00:07:40,852 --> 00:07:42,018
To the sheriff's
department.

217
00:07:42,053 --> 00:07:43,286
Did you leave your balls
at the station house?

218
00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,288
You've got a gate.
Why do you
have 150 guns here?

219
00:07:45,323 --> 00:07:46,890
Because we have
a very low wall.

220
00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:48,192
[Glass shatters]

221
00:07:48,226 --> 00:07:49,292
[Alarm blaring]

222
00:07:49,327 --> 00:07:50,961
Freeze! Freeze!
Freeze! Neighborhood watch!

223
00:07:50,995 --> 00:07:52,029
No, no, no!
You don't
say freeze!

224
00:07:52,063 --> 00:07:53,030
You don't say freeze!
We say freeze!

225
00:07:53,064 --> 00:07:54,030
Freeze! Neighborhood watch!

226
00:07:54,064 --> 00:07:55,065
You don't say freeze!
We say freeze!

227
00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,566
Freeze, you fucker!

228
00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,669
Goddamn it!

229
00:07:58,703 --> 00:08:02,272
Man: get the fuck
off my lawn!

230
00:08:02,306 --> 00:08:03,273
[Gunshots]

231
00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:05,942
Hey! Jesus!

232
00:08:05,977 --> 00:08:07,577
Different man:
freeze! Neighborhood watch!

233
00:08:07,611 --> 00:08:09,379
Oh, my god! Damn it!

234
00:08:09,413 --> 00:08:11,414
[Gunfire, alarms blaring]

235
00:08:12,816 --> 00:08:14,417
Who the hell
are these people?

236
00:08:14,451 --> 00:08:16,887
Man, i don't know.
I've never been to this
neighborhood before.

237
00:08:16,921 --> 00:08:18,122
Jesus! Oh, god.

238
00:08:18,156 --> 00:08:20,223
Jesus.
Hey, how you doing?

239
00:08:20,257 --> 00:08:21,691
The keys. Give me
your car keys.

240
00:08:21,725 --> 00:08:22,759
I'll be right
back for you.

241
00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,127
Go.

242
00:08:24,161 --> 00:08:25,329
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah!

243
00:08:25,363 --> 00:08:27,297
This is
a gated community.

244
00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:30,033
He's come back!

245
00:08:31,602 --> 00:08:33,036
Go, go, go, go!

246
00:08:33,070 --> 00:08:34,937
Man: you forgot
the stereo, assholes.

247
00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:47,951
Ha ha ha! Yo soy
el chupacabra!

248
00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:50,187
¬°coco rico! ¬°coco rico!

249
00:08:50,221 --> 00:08:55,125
Aqui en kpba 102.0.

250
00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,893
The cero is silent.

251
00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:59,997
We are reno's number-One
spanish-Speaking radio station,

252
00:09:00,031 --> 00:09:02,799
And we're here with
the reno sheriff's department.

253
00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,302
Reno sheriff,
‚Ņc„ďmo te van?

254
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,471
Mucha gracias,
chupacabra!

255
00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,672
Y gracias por having
us on the show.

256
00:09:09,707 --> 00:09:11,108
Thanks for having us.

257
00:09:11,142 --> 00:09:13,343
We just want to
announce to all of your
listeners out there

258
00:09:13,377 --> 00:09:15,345
That it's
bicycle safety week.

259
00:09:15,379 --> 00:09:18,882
If you come down
to the reno sheriff's
department this saturday,

260
00:09:18,916 --> 00:09:21,017
We're giving coupons
for $4.00 off

261
00:09:21,052 --> 00:09:22,119
Any bike helmet
in the area.

262
00:09:22,153 --> 00:09:24,821
[Snoring]

263
00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:27,357
Well, it is super important,
though, so come on--

264
00:09:27,391 --> 00:09:30,059
What was that?
That was a big
sleeping because

265
00:09:30,094 --> 00:09:32,495
Of your boring
talking.

266
00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,896
[Snoring]

267
00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:35,899
Yeah. It may not be
the most exciting thing
in the world,

268
00:09:35,933 --> 00:09:38,502
But i think everybody
appreciates bike safety.

269
00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:41,704
You know what's
exciting? Race wars!

270
00:09:41,739 --> 00:09:43,506
Ka ka ka ka ka ka ka
ka ka ka ka ka ka ka
ka ka ka!

271
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,709
No, no, no, no.
Race cars.

272
00:09:45,743 --> 00:09:47,544
Time for
a commercial break.

273
00:09:47,578 --> 00:09:50,547
[Speaking spanish]

274
00:09:50,581 --> 00:09:53,183
[Speaking spanish]

275
00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:54,784
I know.
[Speaks spanish]

276
00:09:54,819 --> 00:09:58,521
Yo voy con pistola,
s„ć, ping-Ping
cuando se van.

277
00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:02,225
¬Ņdesde al frente?
No. Al behind. S„ć.

278
00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:03,893
I'm going
to kill them.

279
00:10:03,928 --> 00:10:06,163
Am i crazy? You said
you're gonna shoot us

280
00:10:06,197 --> 00:10:07,931
With a gun when we leave.

281
00:10:07,965 --> 00:10:09,566
Nah. That's
just spanish.

282
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,667
It's a joke.

283
00:10:10,702 --> 00:10:12,102
That's
an expression.

284
00:10:12,136 --> 00:10:13,670
I would not shoot
you from behind

285
00:10:13,704 --> 00:10:16,573
Como un cobarde,
a coward.

286
00:10:16,607 --> 00:10:19,509
No. I will shoot you
from the front.

287
00:10:19,544 --> 00:10:22,712
And we're back on
the air having fun.

288
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:26,683
¬°coco rico! ¬°coco rico!
¬°coco rico! ¬°coco rico!

289
00:10:32,223 --> 00:10:33,289
Hey, tru?
What?

290
00:10:33,323 --> 00:10:35,625
I have an idea for
how we could check

291
00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:38,562
To see if the 3
fellows whose names
i can't remember--

292
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:39,796
Yeah. How?

293
00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:41,197
I got a plan.
Ok.

294
00:10:41,232 --> 00:10:42,533
It's not checked out,
but here's the thing.

295
00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:44,667
Ok.
I think they're
all jews.

296
00:10:44,702 --> 00:10:45,902
Why? What makes you
think that?

297
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:46,937
Just look
at their faces?

298
00:10:46,971 --> 00:10:48,171
They have those
beaky faces...

299
00:10:48,205 --> 00:10:50,139
Yeah.
But here's
the thing.

300
00:10:50,174 --> 00:10:53,910
I need you to get
some pictures
of their foreskins.

301
00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,678
How am i gonna
do that?

302
00:10:55,713 --> 00:10:57,747
I think
the old-Fashioned way.

303
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,849
You know what
i'll do?

304
00:10:58,883 --> 00:11:00,016
What's that?

305
00:11:00,051 --> 00:11:02,018
I'm just gonna go
old school.
Yeah?

306
00:11:02,053 --> 00:11:04,588
I'm just gonna say,
"hey, guys, i'm having

307
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,956
"A make-Out party
at my place tonight.

308
00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:07,891
Why don't you bring
your dicks?"
Right.

309
00:11:07,925 --> 00:11:09,526
Trudy: last year
for secret santa,

310
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,228
Everyone got a present
except for me.

311
00:11:11,262 --> 00:11:12,361
That doesn't make
any sense.

312
00:11:12,396 --> 00:11:13,463
Because the person
who got your name

313
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,530
Didn't want to get
you nothing.

314
00:11:14,565 --> 00:11:15,832
That's fitz.

315
00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:17,367
That's not fitz.
That's just somebody

316
00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:18,568
Don't like you.

317
00:11:18,603 --> 00:11:19,702
Yep. We got a secret jew
in the group.

318
00:11:19,736 --> 00:11:21,704
That's what that is.
No. Hey!

319
00:11:21,739 --> 00:11:22,839
Oh. Hey, ladies.

320
00:11:22,874 --> 00:11:24,040
What's happening?

321
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,675
How you doing, fellas?

322
00:11:25,709 --> 00:11:26,710
What was that?

323
00:11:26,744 --> 00:11:27,744
Are y'all
related or--

324
00:11:27,778 --> 00:11:30,847
No.
No, no, no, no.

325
00:11:30,881 --> 00:11:34,017
I thought you were related
because you're name is
[indistinct].

326
00:11:34,051 --> 00:11:36,486
What? I'm sorry.

327
00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,021
Excuse me.
I'm eating a hot dog.

328
00:11:38,056 --> 00:11:39,289
Did you just say my
name was fernando?

329
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,624
No.

330
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,425
I'm training her
for a hot dog
eating contest.

331
00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:43,393
We're training
for a hot dog
eating contest.

332
00:11:43,428 --> 00:11:44,961
On, no. My god. Oh.

333
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,629
Show us how fast
you can eat one.

334
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,264
Show us how fast
you can eat one.
Do it. Do it.

335
00:11:48,299 --> 00:11:54,371
Trudy! Trudy! Trudy! Trudy!
Trudy! Trudy! Trudy! Trudy!
Trudy! Tru--

336
00:11:54,405 --> 00:11:56,072
Ok. All right.

337
00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:57,540
Hey, we took care
of car 57 for you.

338
00:11:57,575 --> 00:11:59,776
Don't worry about it.

339
00:11:59,811 --> 00:12:02,312
Jesus, these smell bad.
Is it sulfur?

340
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:05,615
Thanks, [indistinct].

341
00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,584
They ain't getting
no secret santa

342
00:12:07,619 --> 00:12:09,185
If we don't know
who the hell they are.

343
00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:17,860
Ohh...
here we go.

344
00:12:17,895 --> 00:12:20,998
I fucking hate this place.
Let's go, sarge.

345
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,032
[Men yelling]

346
00:12:26,170 --> 00:12:29,105
[Punching]

347
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,573
[Glass breaks]

348
00:12:30,608 --> 00:12:33,810
[Clang]

349
00:12:33,845 --> 00:12:34,911
[Glass breaks]

350
00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:36,012
[Crash]

351
00:12:41,752 --> 00:12:43,252
Yeah.

352
00:12:43,287 --> 00:12:44,588
Shit.

353
00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:50,293
Fuck you!

354
00:12:51,863 --> 00:12:54,097
[Gunshots]

355
00:12:54,132 --> 00:12:59,603
Hah cha cha cha cha
cha cha. Ok, ok, ok.

356
00:13:00,871 --> 00:13:03,940
Jones: ho! Sheriff's
department.

357
00:13:03,974 --> 00:13:08,712
Everybody needs to cool
the fuck out!

358
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:13,182
Sorry, ma'am. Wish
we could've made it here
in time for the action.

359
00:13:13,217 --> 00:13:15,385
You, get the fuck
out of my bar!

360
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:18,121
Aah! Aah!

361
00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:22,659
Sheriff's department.

362
00:13:22,693 --> 00:13:24,660
Hi. Uhh...

363
00:13:24,695 --> 00:13:26,229
Uhh to you, too.

364
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,664
Mike, we're here
because your
neighbors

365
00:13:27,698 --> 00:13:30,733
Have been
wondering about you
a little bit.

366
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,068
Yeah?

367
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,037
They're a little
concerned about,
you know--

368
00:13:34,071 --> 00:13:37,006
About this whole scenario here.
They're concerned.

369
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,875
That's nice. That's
nice. That's a nice--

370
00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:41,177
You know, when you buy
into a neighborhood
like this...

371
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,379
Yeah?

372
00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:45,415
You know, you watch
each other's back, and--

373
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:48,618
You're good?
You're fine?

374
00:13:48,652 --> 00:13:52,188
Oh! Oh!
Come on, michael. Michael!

375
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,223
Uh-Oh.
"Uh-Oh."

376
00:13:54,258 --> 00:13:55,625
These ain't my pants.

377
00:13:55,659 --> 00:13:57,160
Can you tell us
about last night?

378
00:13:57,194 --> 00:13:58,662
I was partying down.

379
00:13:58,696 --> 00:13:59,695
Really?

380
00:13:59,730 --> 00:14:01,898
I was down--
Yeah?

381
00:14:01,932 --> 00:14:05,434
Down over at the, ohh,
biker bar,

382
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,703
But they're not
real bikers,

383
00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:08,238
The biker bar, though,
lot of fellas...

384
00:14:08,272 --> 00:14:09,305
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

385
00:14:09,339 --> 00:14:10,474
Mm, then
what happened?

386
00:14:10,508 --> 00:14:13,643
We got it on beerwise
and then got it on

387
00:14:13,677 --> 00:14:15,845
With a shot and then,
"you want a [indistinct], man?"

388
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,781
"What's that?" Oh, i did
it off his back--

389
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,518
Ha ha ha--
And then bloop. Bloop.

390
00:14:21,552 --> 00:14:22,585
Bloop is...

391
00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,354
Went blank.
What did--Oh.

392
00:14:24,388 --> 00:14:25,455
That's all you remember.

393
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,190
And then you guys
hassling me.

394
00:14:27,225 --> 00:14:28,191
It hurts when i breathe.

395
00:14:28,225 --> 00:14:29,959
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.

396
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:30,994
Mm, god...

397
00:14:31,028 --> 00:14:32,262
Did someone punch
you in the gut, too?

398
00:14:32,296 --> 00:14:34,397
I think they punched me
up in the butt.

399
00:14:34,432 --> 00:14:36,500
Up the butt. There's
another word for that.

400
00:14:41,939 --> 00:14:43,506
Hey, marvin?

401
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,345
It's not hey marvin.

402
00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:49,345
It's lee marvin,
is what i meant.

403
00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:50,514
Lee marvin.
Lee marvin.

404
00:14:50,548 --> 00:14:51,547
Lee marvin.

405
00:14:51,582 --> 00:14:52,582
When i said,
"hey, marvin,"

406
00:14:52,616 --> 00:14:56,486
I was going to
reference lee marvin

407
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,954
In that terrific
picture...

408
00:14:57,989 --> 00:15:00,256
"Paint your wagons red"?

409
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,291
That's exactly
what i meant.

410
00:15:01,325 --> 00:15:02,291
"Paint your wagons red."
Yeah.

411
00:15:02,326 --> 00:15:03,326
Yep.

412
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:10,199
Hi, kids. My name is
deputy trudy wiegel,

413
00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:12,469
And i am from the reno
sheriff's department,

414
00:15:12,503 --> 00:15:17,707
And i am here today to talk to
you about your red-Light areas.

415
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:21,277
Now, i know it's sometimes hard
to keep track of all of them

416
00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:23,179
Because we got
so darn many of them,

417
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:28,952
So i wrote a little song
to help you remember
just where they are.

418
00:15:28,986 --> 00:15:33,456
¬∂ ooh, jump down, turn around ‚∂

419
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,157
¬∂ don't you touch my bunghole ‚∂

420
00:15:35,192 --> 00:15:36,793
¬∂ jump down, turn around ‚∂

421
00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:38,528
¬∂ don't you touch my boobs ‚∂

422
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,163
¬∂ jump down, turn around ‚∂

423
00:15:40,197 --> 00:15:41,764
¬∂ don't you touch my fanny ‚∂

424
00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:43,366
¬∂ jump down, turn around ‚∂

425
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,502
¶ don't you touch my cooch
ooh, lordy ‚∂

426
00:15:46,536 --> 00:15:47,871
¬∂ don't you touch my fun bags ‚∂

427
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,305
¬∂ oh, lordy ‚∂

428
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:53,310
¬∂ don't you touch my vage ‚∂

429
00:15:53,344 --> 00:15:54,677
¬∂ jump down, turn around ‚∂

430
00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:56,245
¬∂ don't you touch my wiener ‚∂

431
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,614
¬∂ jump down, turn around ‚∂

432
00:15:57,648 --> 00:15:59,115
¬∂ don't you touch my hole ‚∂

433
00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:00,617
¬∂ jump down, turn around ‚∂

434
00:16:00,651 --> 00:16:01,985
¬∂ don't you touch my scrotum ‚∂

435
00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:03,486
¬∂ jump down, turn around ‚∂

436
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:09,592
¬∂ don't play with my balls ‚∂

437
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:21,237
For 3 years in a row,
trudy wiegel has gotten
me for secret santa.

438
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,906
3 years ago,
caramel apple.

439
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:28,044
I threw
the caramel apple away
at the station.

440
00:16:28,078 --> 00:16:32,181
Last year, swear to god,
same caramel apple.

441
00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:33,816
And every year,
he throws it away,

442
00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:35,318
So i just take it out
of the garbage.

443
00:16:35,352 --> 00:16:37,620
Next year, i regift it.
I just put more sprinkles
on the outside

444
00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:39,021
And make it look
more festive.

445
00:16:39,056 --> 00:16:42,325
Also every year,
i give him a coupon
for a hug.

446
00:16:42,359 --> 00:16:45,628
He hasn't turned
any of them in yet
to get his hugs.

447
00:16:45,663 --> 00:16:48,030
I think he's probably saving
them all up to trade them in

448
00:16:48,065 --> 00:16:50,099
For one big blow job.

449
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,168
Raar raar raar raar!
Ha ha ha!

450
00:16:58,442 --> 00:17:01,444
Got a 911 call out here
in donner state park.

451
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:02,612
Boy, this
is a long drive.

452
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,580
Thank you.
Good to see you. Yeah.

453
00:17:04,614 --> 00:17:06,015
You ok?

454
00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:07,750
You guys came in like
the flintstones.

455
00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:08,918
That was like
yabba dabba doo.

456
00:17:08,952 --> 00:17:10,520
It's an 18-Minute drive
from the main highway.

457
00:17:10,554 --> 00:17:11,887
Yeah. We had a washout, too.

458
00:17:11,922 --> 00:17:12,989
I'm surprised you guys
got through that.

459
00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:15,558
Yeah. I think we
bottomed out there,

460
00:17:15,593 --> 00:17:16,626
Took some damage.
You all right?

461
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,626
Good to see you.
You look good.

462
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:19,129
You look good.
You lose weight?

463
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,463
Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, a little bit,
little bit, yeah.

464
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,630
You working out?

465
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,899
A little bit,
little bit.

466
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:23,967
Good. You look strong.

467
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:24,967
Not a social call,
i hope.

468
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:26,136
God, i hope this is
not a social call.

469
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,303
No, sir. No, no.
Come on over here.

470
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,338
Have a seat. Have a seat.

471
00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:29,639
No, no, no. We
will not sit down.

472
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,007
Is the perp still here?
Perp still here?

473
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,408
It's a yarn.
It's a bit of a yarn.

474
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,476
We don't have time.

475
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,311
We don't have time
for a bit of a yarn.

476
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,779
We for sure don't have
time for a yarn.

477
00:17:36,813 --> 00:17:38,848
So, i'm out there,
and i'm in a certain area,

478
00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:40,016
And i see something.
I'm thinking,

479
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,150
"Oh, maybe that's a bear."

480
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,151
You know, i got chuck,

481
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,353
And i got gary over
on this side.

482
00:17:43,387 --> 00:17:44,687
I got names
for them, you know?

483
00:17:44,722 --> 00:17:46,789
And then i think it
was, like, a guy.

484
00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:48,324
It looked like a man,
but i'm not sure
because he was--

485
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,659
Vagrant, homeless fella.

486
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:50,827
I think it was
a homeless vagrant.

487
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,328
Homeless man.
Dressed as a bear?

488
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,663
Probably a drifter.

489
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,930
Probably a bear
or just your mistake?

490
00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:56,366
I'm thinking bear,
maybe bobcat.

491
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,700
No, sir. Guys, i wouldn't
call you our here

492
00:17:57,735 --> 00:17:59,368
For some nonsense.
This guy--

493
00:17:59,403 --> 00:18:00,536
Although
you have before.

494
00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,605
You have before.
You have before.

495
00:18:02,639 --> 00:18:03,773
Trust me, guys.
Ok.

496
00:18:03,808 --> 00:18:07,977
Glen, do us a favor.
Be honest with us now.

497
00:18:08,011 --> 00:18:09,112
There was no...

498
00:18:09,146 --> 00:18:10,513
Man-Bear.
Man-Bear.

499
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,914
There was a--

500
00:18:11,948 --> 00:18:13,783
Come on now.

501
00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:15,952
There was a bear
on the ridge.

502
00:18:15,986 --> 00:18:17,286
Just a bear
on the ridge.

503
00:18:17,321 --> 00:18:19,188
That's where he should be,
in the national parks.

504
00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:20,724
National park, that's where
a bear should be.

505
00:18:20,758 --> 00:18:23,526
If it was a drifter,
i'm unprepared.

506
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,662
We like you. I think
you're a good guy.

507
00:18:25,696 --> 00:18:26,762
You're a good guy.

508
00:18:26,797 --> 00:18:27,831
We like you.

509
00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:29,198
What are you doing
for christmas?

510
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,167
Well, going to
my--Chicago.

511
00:18:31,202 --> 00:18:32,802
Family is doing
a thing, so--

512
00:18:32,836 --> 00:18:34,003
You?

513
00:18:34,037 --> 00:18:35,838
Going with him
to chicago.

514
00:18:35,872 --> 00:18:37,240
We're going
to chicago
to do a thing.

515
00:18:37,274 --> 00:18:38,942
We're going
to chicago.

516
00:18:38,976 --> 00:18:40,410
Yeah. I'll be out here
by myself.

517
00:18:40,444 --> 00:18:41,711
You know--

518
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,045
Saddest time of the year
is christmas. That's a fact.

519
00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:44,280
That's where the donners
ate each other,

520
00:18:44,315 --> 00:18:45,648
Right, up there?
Isn't that--

521
00:18:45,682 --> 00:18:47,250
Right, i believe,
right there.

522
00:18:47,284 --> 00:18:48,284
Yeah. Right there.

523
00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:50,119
It's been great.

524
00:18:50,154 --> 00:18:51,487
I could've sworn
i just heard some
whispering

525
00:18:51,522 --> 00:18:53,823
Over from the donner
bones, but--

526
00:18:53,858 --> 00:18:54,957
You might want
to check that out.

527
00:18:54,992 --> 00:18:56,091
Wow, it's been great.

528
00:18:56,126 --> 00:18:57,493
Oh, it's been great.
Bye, glen.

529
00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:59,995
Don't chase the car.
Don't chase the car.

530
00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:01,998
It's dangerous.
Don't chase the car.

531
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:12,675
Dangle: i think there's
a very good chance

532
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,210
That the blond
one's name is--

533
00:19:14,245 --> 00:19:18,114
I yelled out,
"hey, glarry."

534
00:19:18,149 --> 00:19:19,916
"Hey, glarry"?
"Glarry"?

535
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,751
It's either--He might
be gary or larry

536
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,152
Because i was trying
to say gary,

537
00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:24,954
And i made a mistake.
I said, "hey, glarry."

538
00:19:24,988 --> 00:19:26,656
The glasses guy kind
of looks like roge.

539
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,257
Frankie: he looks like
an ernie.

540
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,459
Glasses guy does look
like an ernie.

541
00:19:29,493 --> 00:19:30,927
He looks like an ernie.

542
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,428
Are we gonna start
doing "looks like"?

543
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:36,199
Ladies and gentlemen
of the reno, nevada,
sheriff's department,

544
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:38,168
You've, no doubt,
by now surmised that

545
00:19:38,202 --> 00:19:39,903
We are not
who we claim to be.

546
00:19:39,937 --> 00:19:43,773
We are not actually
members of the reno
sheriff's department.

547
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:46,141
We are members
of the office of
homeworld security.

548
00:19:46,176 --> 00:19:47,977
Yes. A rain
of antimatter was
coming down

549
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,413
Upon the very desert
in which you all live,

550
00:19:50,447 --> 00:19:53,549
And we stopped it
from killing every
last one of you.

551
00:19:54,852 --> 00:19:55,918
Yes?

552
00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:57,653
Is your name glarry?

553
00:19:57,688 --> 00:19:59,288
That's the most ridiculous--
That's not a name.

554
00:19:59,322 --> 00:20:01,924
Who is named glarry?
I turned because
i heard glarry

555
00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:03,693
And i thought, "what
the hell does glarry mean?"

556
00:20:03,727 --> 00:20:05,327
Flat out mistake,
and i apologize.

557
00:20:05,362 --> 00:20:06,695
Now please come
with us,

558
00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:08,298
And we will answer
every question
you have.

559
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,365
Come on.

560
00:20:12,268 --> 00:20:13,536
Was that not clear?

561
00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:15,138
We meant right now.
We meant right now.

562
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,440
You can follow us.
Let us go now.

563
00:20:17,474 --> 00:20:19,008
Time is of the essence.

564
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,544
Ladies and gentlemen,
do not forget what's
happened here.

565
00:20:21,578 --> 00:20:23,779
There's one thing that
you need to remember.

566
00:20:23,814 --> 00:20:27,249
It's do not trust
your senses.

567
00:20:27,284 --> 00:20:31,787
We'll be in contact.
If we're not, pray.

568
00:20:31,822 --> 00:20:32,855
Let's go!

569
00:20:32,889 --> 00:20:33,856
Godspeed.

570
00:20:33,891 --> 00:20:36,125
[Mumbling]

571
00:20:46,069 --> 00:20:48,037
So, we don't have to
do them for secret santa.

572
00:20:48,071 --> 00:20:48,905
No. We don't.

573
00:20:48,939 --> 00:20:50,506
All: yeah!

574
00:20:55,846 --> 00:20:57,179
Last time i did
whippits,

575
00:20:57,213 --> 00:20:59,515
Roy clark appeared

576
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,083
And told me not
to do whippits anymore,

577
00:21:01,117 --> 00:21:01,984
And i stopped.

578
00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:03,085
Well, that would
do it for me.

579
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,586
Cold turkey.
I think he's dead.

580
00:21:04,621 --> 00:21:05,521
You had a vision.

581
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,889
Yeah, yeah.
Of roy clark.

582
00:21:06,923 --> 00:21:07,924
Oh, no. He's
long dead.
Long dead.

583
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,024
Came out, big smile,

584
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,125
Red, white, and blue
banjo,

585
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,862
And said, "travis,
you straighten up."

586
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,096
You know, i got some
in the trunk.

587
00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:15,465
Salvia?

588
00:21:15,499 --> 00:21:16,465
Yeah. And whippits.

589
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,200
Oh. Not tonight.

590
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,502
Not, as it were,
a school night.

591
00:21:19,537 --> 00:21:21,570
Ha ha ha!

592
00:21:21,604 --> 00:21:23,039
I'm fucking with you.

593
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,407
"School night."
Yeah, let's do some.

594
00:21:24,441 --> 00:21:25,875
Let's do some
whippits really quick.