1 00:00:00,090 --> 00:00:02,259 You know, a lot of aspects of law enforcement had gotten 2 00:00:02,342 --> 00:00:04,636 tougher over the past, uh, 15 to 20 years. 3 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:05,763 Trude, don't you agree? 4 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:07,680 Yup. 5 00:00:08,599 --> 00:00:11,309 Remind me not to toss to you, ever. 6 00:00:11,393 --> 00:00:12,895 - OK. Try it again. - Yeah. 7 00:00:14,563 --> 00:00:16,147 - You know, a lot of as... - Oh, shut up. 8 00:00:16,231 --> 00:00:17,441 A lot of aspects of law enforcement 9 00:00:17,524 --> 00:00:18,984 have gotten tougher in the past couple of years. 10 00:00:19,067 --> 00:00:21,904 Except for one, the camera phone. 11 00:00:21,987 --> 00:00:24,656 Uh, people, especially the locals around here 12 00:00:24,740 --> 00:00:28,076 can't stop live-streaming their crimes. It's just... 13 00:00:28,159 --> 00:00:29,912 It's just like fish in a barrel for us. 14 00:00:29,995 --> 00:00:31,622 I mean, we can just look like... 15 00:00:31,705 --> 00:00:33,582 Look, graffiti. You see that? 16 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:35,876 But that's... that's in Sparks. 17 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,252 That's a little bit far away. 18 00:00:37,335 --> 00:00:39,087 People are so dumb. 19 00:00:39,170 --> 00:00:40,257 Uh, and then look at this guy 20 00:00:40,258 --> 00:00:42,507 is about to show his genitals to some people. 21 00:00:42,591 --> 00:00:44,217 - Wait, I wanna see that one. - Well... 22 00:00:45,093 --> 00:00:46,887 It's... But it's all the way over at the bowling hall of fame, 23 00:00:46,971 --> 00:00:51,099 which is almost, from here, it'll be about 14 minutes to get to. 24 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,101 He'll probably be done. 25 00:00:53,184 --> 00:00:55,353 I mean, he sure won't have a boner by the time we get there. 26 00:00:55,437 --> 00:00:57,105 Oh, here's one! Oh, wow! 27 00:00:57,188 --> 00:00:59,984 Uh... "Watch me light this Molotov cocktail." 28 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:01,777 That's crazy. That's super close. 29 00:01:02,319 --> 00:01:03,821 That's almost like... That's gotta be... 30 00:01:13,288 --> 00:01:15,290 - Uh, good morning. - Good morning. 31 00:01:16,291 --> 00:01:19,670 Jeffey is leaving early tonight from his post, 32 00:01:19,753 --> 00:01:21,755 so if you gotta get through the parking lot... 33 00:01:21,839 --> 00:01:23,465 - Take a buddy, maybe? - Take a buddy. 34 00:01:23,549 --> 00:01:24,717 Sorry I'm late. 35 00:01:28,428 --> 00:01:29,930 - Good morning. - Morning. 36 00:01:30,014 --> 00:01:31,097 This morning... 37 00:01:31,181 --> 00:01:34,894 This morning's briefing is also brought to you by Panda Fridge. 38 00:01:36,144 --> 00:01:39,147 Uh, "Refrigerators only when you need them." 39 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:41,483 - I used them before, they're pretty... - Panda Fridge? 40 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:42,776 - They're pretty good. - They're actually pretty good. 41 00:01:43,318 --> 00:01:44,318 Uh... 42 00:01:44,361 --> 00:01:45,529 Football guy talk? 43 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:51,702 We got an update from Carson City. 44 00:01:52,786 --> 00:01:57,249 We've never actually shot an unarmed white guy... 45 00:01:58,959 --> 00:01:59,959 Ever. 46 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:01,294 Hmm. 47 00:02:01,837 --> 00:02:03,756 Didn't we shoot, uh... 48 00:02:03,839 --> 00:02:05,966 You missed him, remember? 49 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:07,593 - Oh. - Never? 50 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:08,594 - Never - JONES: Ever? 51 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:10,637 There's a whole... They got a thing, there's a whole fax. 52 00:02:10,721 --> 00:02:14,266 I had to watch a PowerPoint about all the folks we've shot of... 53 00:02:15,183 --> 00:02:16,560 I mean, it's stupid, but... 54 00:02:17,269 --> 00:02:20,313 - I don't know... - So what is it that they're asking? 55 00:02:20,397 --> 00:02:21,397 No one's asking anything. 56 00:02:21,398 --> 00:02:23,650 We also hardly shot any Asian people at all. 57 00:02:23,734 --> 00:02:26,403 But that "hardly any," there's a huge difference between... 58 00:02:26,486 --> 00:02:30,156 Do we include Spaniards and Argentines in, in... 59 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,491 - Not in my America. - White? 60 00:02:31,575 --> 00:02:34,828 Certainly no one's saying that we should shoot an unarmed white guy. 61 00:02:36,538 --> 00:02:37,915 Well, just... 62 00:02:37,998 --> 00:02:39,875 - Just, I mean, I'm not saying it... - Mm-hmm. 63 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:42,920 - ... but just like statistics, like... - Mm-hmm. 64 00:02:43,003 --> 00:02:44,379 If we hit, if we hit, like... 65 00:02:44,463 --> 00:02:45,923 - I mean if we hit just one? - Mm-hmm. 66 00:02:46,006 --> 00:02:47,006 We should shoot... 67 00:02:47,007 --> 00:02:48,383 If we shot a white person, that won't be the worst thing. 68 00:02:48,467 --> 00:02:51,137 I'm gonna put my feet up here. 69 00:02:52,178 --> 00:02:54,014 You're dying for us to ask about the skates. 70 00:03:01,313 --> 00:03:02,606 - Here's somebody. - How about that guy? 71 00:03:02,689 --> 00:03:03,689 He's white, right? 72 00:03:03,732 --> 00:03:06,192 No, no, no, no, no. Full-blown, like, beautiful Asian guy. 73 00:03:06,276 --> 00:03:07,400 - No. - No, no, no. Trust me, 74 00:03:07,401 --> 00:03:08,988 check my browser history if you don't think 75 00:03:09,071 --> 00:03:10,739 that's "an Asian dude with a pompadour." 76 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:13,033 - That guy looks pretty white. - Pretty white. 77 00:03:13,117 --> 00:03:15,077 Do you guys consider Italian white? 78 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:16,787 - No. - I don't either. 79 00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:18,330 - I do. - You do? 80 00:03:19,205 --> 00:03:20,975 - How? That's insane! - How? 81 00:03:20,976 --> 00:03:22,945 - What do you mean? - You think Italian people are white... 82 00:03:22,946 --> 00:03:23,946 are also white people? 83 00:03:24,461 --> 00:03:26,212 - Yeah. - Don't say that around Italian people. 84 00:03:26,296 --> 00:03:28,132 - That is white... - No. 85 00:03:28,214 --> 00:03:29,291 - He's got... - Not a white man. 86 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,425 I think that's Armenian or something. 87 00:03:30,509 --> 00:03:31,760 What is an Armenian? Does anyone know? 88 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:33,386 Armenian... I don't know. 89 00:03:33,470 --> 00:03:35,150 I mean, some guys, once a year, 90 00:03:35,151 --> 00:03:37,223 they drive around celebrating their genocide. 91 00:03:37,307 --> 00:03:39,434 - Right, right, right. - They fly their flags... 92 00:03:39,518 --> 00:03:41,061 With the techno music. 93 00:03:41,145 --> 00:03:43,105 - White guy. - Very unhappy white guy. 94 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:44,690 - I like this guy. Here we go. - OK. 95 00:03:44,773 --> 00:03:46,274 Does he look... does he remind you of somebody? 96 00:03:46,358 --> 00:03:49,486 - He looks super familiar. Super familiar. - John Cusack. 97 00:03:49,569 --> 00:03:52,447 No, no, no. There's like a... God, it's like a face I've seen a lot. 98 00:03:52,531 --> 00:03:54,074 - He's a news guy? - Yes. 99 00:03:54,158 --> 00:03:56,743 - Or it's like a two-dimensional thing. - Was he the weather guy? 100 00:03:56,827 --> 00:03:58,495 Wanted poster? He's from a wanted poster. 101 00:03:58,578 --> 00:04:00,831 - Hi. Hey, guy? - Are you... 102 00:04:00,914 --> 00:04:03,583 Shit! Shit! 103 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:06,378 - My shoes! - We're sorry. We're sorry. 104 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:12,592 You having a bachelorette party? 105 00:04:12,676 --> 00:04:14,302 Yeah. 106 00:04:14,386 --> 00:04:16,346 Oh. 107 00:04:16,429 --> 00:04:18,390 You're not supposed to be hanging out of the moon-roof. 108 00:04:18,473 --> 00:04:19,473 - What? - Yeah. 109 00:04:19,516 --> 00:04:22,268 - Haven't you ever seen any movie? - Get out of the car. 110 00:04:22,352 --> 00:04:25,522 Um, actually, no, because absolutely not. 111 00:04:26,272 --> 00:04:28,192 OK, we're on our way to see a show 112 00:04:28,274 --> 00:04:29,651 with Australian guys 113 00:04:29,735 --> 00:04:31,820 - wanging their dangs in our face? - ... their dangs in our face... 114 00:04:31,904 --> 00:04:34,240 - Oh. - Do you know that I need that? 115 00:04:34,865 --> 00:04:36,825 And that, that is for me. 116 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:39,452 - All right, I'll... I'll take that. OK. - No, it's mine. 117 00:04:39,870 --> 00:04:42,081 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nope, nope, nope, nope, 118 00:04:42,164 --> 00:04:43,540 nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. 119 00:04:43,623 --> 00:04:45,876 Ladies, ladies... Are you pregnant? 120 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:48,461 Get back in. Nope. No, no, no, no, no. 121 00:04:49,838 --> 00:04:51,631 - Walk this line. - OK. 122 00:04:51,715 --> 00:04:52,966 Touch your nose. 123 00:04:55,802 --> 00:05:01,267 - Yes, queen! Yes, Rachel! - Whoo! 124 00:05:01,349 --> 00:05:03,518 Step, touch. Step, touch. 125 00:05:03,602 --> 00:05:04,770 Get back in line. 126 00:05:04,853 --> 00:05:05,896 - So the twos come forward... - Oh. 127 00:05:05,979 --> 00:05:07,355 - ... and the ones go back. - Oh. 128 00:05:07,439 --> 00:05:09,649 - Pivot, step! Pivot, step! - Pivot, step. 129 00:05:09,733 --> 00:05:11,777 Five, six, seven, eight! 130 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:15,114 Step, touch, step, touch, step, touch! 131 00:05:15,197 --> 00:05:16,865 Get ready to pivot, and pivot! 132 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:18,617 Step, pivot, step. 133 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:20,660 Step, touch, step, snort the coke. 134 00:05:20,744 --> 00:05:25,373 And snort it, snort it, snort it, down. And back up, back up. 135 00:05:28,752 --> 00:05:30,671 I love... You love me. 136 00:05:30,754 --> 00:05:32,673 - Oh, my God. - You know what? 137 00:05:32,756 --> 00:05:35,134 If you have room for me, like, can we go to Tahoe or something? 138 00:05:35,217 --> 00:05:36,718 - Yes. - OK. All right, all right. 139 00:05:36,802 --> 00:05:38,053 Three-way kiss. 140 00:05:42,808 --> 00:05:47,771 Well, I just moved and all this paperwork is drowning me! 141 00:05:47,855 --> 00:05:51,650 I've gotta change my address with the post office, do my bills, 142 00:05:51,733 --> 00:05:54,153 and re-register as a sex offender. 143 00:05:54,236 --> 00:05:56,697 Who's got time for all of this? 144 00:05:58,824 --> 00:06:02,911 Sounds to me like you need a little bit of magic. 145 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:05,539 Remember when you used to have to go downtown, 146 00:06:05,622 --> 00:06:06,665 get in a huge line 147 00:06:06,748 --> 00:06:10,002 with all of Reno's tens of thousands of sex offenders... 148 00:06:10,085 --> 00:06:11,503 and wait, and wait? 149 00:06:11,586 --> 00:06:15,924 Well, now it's all right here in the Reno Sheriff's Department App 150 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:19,178 available for your smartphone or tablet. 151 00:06:19,261 --> 00:06:23,015 Just click the icon that says "Get me registered", 152 00:06:23,098 --> 00:06:24,488 and that'll take you to the scroll wheel 153 00:06:24,489 --> 00:06:26,977 where you can choose your classifications. 154 00:06:27,269 --> 00:06:28,812 Violent sex offender. 155 00:06:28,896 --> 00:06:30,647 Non-violent sex offender. 156 00:06:30,731 --> 00:06:33,025 Peeping Tom. Flasher. Pedophile. 157 00:06:33,108 --> 00:06:35,569 Agalmatophiliac. Katoptronophiliac. 158 00:06:35,652 --> 00:06:37,154 Person who puts their penis in mailboxes. 159 00:06:37,238 --> 00:06:39,031 Roof pooper. Peek-a-dude. 160 00:06:39,114 --> 00:06:41,075 Click as many as apply. 161 00:06:41,158 --> 00:06:43,952 And pick a fun avatar. 162 00:06:46,496 --> 00:06:49,833 That will show up on the app as we and any other citizen 163 00:06:49,917 --> 00:06:51,377 track your every movement. 164 00:06:51,459 --> 00:06:53,003 It was so easy! 165 00:06:53,087 --> 00:06:55,672 It's all in the palm of my hand. 166 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,715 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -