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Open 20.

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Mr. Stinkmeaner, do you understand
what I've just told you?

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I'm a clone!

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Yes, created at this secret and highly
illegal underground human cloning facility.

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Why am I so old?!

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Eh, what?

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If you cloned me when you say you did,

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shouldn't I still be a little kid?!

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The man who you are a clone
of is Colonel H. Stinkmeaner.

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He answered our volunteer
recruitment ad on Blackpeoplemeet.

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A few days later, he died in a street fight.

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Fuck him! He dead! I'm alive! Motherfucker!

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He left you those clothes,
that cane, and the glasses.

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He asked that if the cloning was
successful, we relay this message.

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"Dear me, please go fuck
with Robert J. Freeman.

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Warm regards, nigga. O.G. Stinkmeaner."

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By the way, you're not exactly
the same as the original.

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There were some enhancements.

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Hey, kids, welcome to
the nigga moment reboot!

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This is where we're gonna
do some shit we already did

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and just pretend you didn't
see that shit the first time!

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That's right, nigga!

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We don't respect your intelligence!

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Hey, and welcome
to "Cooking with Stink!"

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We're whipping up a nigga moment today,

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and here's what you'll
need to make one at home!

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First, you'll need two
black men, age 5 to 122.

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You can find these pretty much everywhere!

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I've got two right here!

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Then add one minor incident.

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Could be an errant look, incidental contact.

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I prefer the classic shoe step myself.

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After that you just need
25 years of

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The movie "Scarf ace," which
teaches irrational thinking.

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Don't forget to stir in the crack!

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And mwah! Voil? Delicioso!

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The best thing about nigga moments is,

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they never stop! Every day for
niggas is like "groundhog day"!

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Yeah, nigga!

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I hit your car just 'cause I wanted to!

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I didn't even want to park in that space!

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I just wanted to fuck your car up and
then wait here to tell you I did it!

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- What you gonna do?!
- No!

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- Two old dudes about to fight!
- It can't be!

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- Stinkmeaner?!
- Close, nigga!

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It's the clone of Stinkmeaner,

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nigga, and I've been waiting here to
tell you, you's a bitch-ass, faggot-ass,

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punk-ass, pussy-ass, bitch-ass nigga!

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You know what? I'm sick of this
shit. You came back to life again?

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Fine, I'll kill your punk ass one more time!

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Well, let's go, nigga!

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Come see what this blind,
old man got for your ass!

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Ohh! Unh!

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Oh, yeah! You wasn't expecting
all that was you, nigga?!

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It's a black nigga samurai! Ha!

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Agh!

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Agh!

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Yeah!

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What's wrong with y'all?!
Somebody help me!

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The police! Thank God for the police!

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The good news for you is,
he's not pressing any charges.

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He's not pressing charges?!

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He attacked me! I want to press charges!

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There were at least 53 recordings
of the incident, Mr. Freeman.

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In all of them, you attack him first.

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But I had to! He's a psychopath!

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- I killed him, and...
- Go on.

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I mean, not him,
but it's hard to explain.

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That man is going to attack me again!

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I don't mean to offend you or
make you uncomfortable, but, oh,

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- do you know what a nigga moment is?
- Of course.

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Thank God for them,
or I wouldn't have a job.

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But an n-word moment, as you put it,

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does not excuse you from obeying the law.

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So if this is an n-word moment,
Mr. Freeman, my advice is,

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do not be an n-word.

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Oh, hi, guys.
What are you doing up?

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I, uh, got into a little fender bender.

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I'm okay... just a little, uh...

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Granddad, you got your ass beat again!

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I mean, anybody can lose once or
twice, but granddad stay losing!

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What?! You know what happened?!

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Do we know what happened?!

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Everybody knows what happened!

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I caught the last half
of it on the live stream!

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Oh, no! Why me?! Why?!

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I don't understand.
How does he keep coming back?

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He said he was a clone.

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A clone?!

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I know! When did
they start cloning people?!

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I watch the news! Brian Williams never
said nothing about no human cloning!

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Man, one of your fights got a
total of seven million views so far!

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Ooh, we should start a business of just
letting you get your ass beat, granddad.

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I mean, niggas get beat up all the time,

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but people really get off
seeing you get your ass beat!

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Robert Freeman,
you're the only person I know

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can get his ass whupped by a nigga

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he already killed a dozen times before!

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I mean, by nature, niggas lose. They losers.

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They natural-born losers,

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but you like some kind
of heptathlete of losing.

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Not now, Ruckus! Not now!

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Well, I'd actually lower my voice,

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seeing as how you just got
your ass whupped!

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Completely embarrassing!

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Oh, I can't see how a man could
achieve a quality erection

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after getting beaten that bad.

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Then there's only one
thing I can do. I have to train.

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I have to become a master warrior so
I can defeat my enemy in a rematch,

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preferably on video so I can post
it online and salvage my dignity!

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Ooh, that sounds like an awesome
plan that can't go wrong, granddad!

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Millions of people would
tune in just to see you die!

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Granddad, isn't that exactly what
we did the first time this happened?

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Yeah.

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And you ended up killing him.

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Yeah. See? The plan worked.

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I did it once. I can do it again
because I believe in myself.

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- No, granddad, my point is...
- Less talk, more training! Let's go!

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The more you fight,
the more he fights.

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It's your ego, granddad.
You're the problem.

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I'm rising to the challenge,
redeeming my honor!

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That's a nice way
to say you want payback.

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What's the opposite of a nigga?

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- I don't know.
- Think about it.

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- Mr. Rogers?
- Perfect.

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Can you imagine Mr. Rogers
in a nigga moment?

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Of course not!

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So to end a nigga moment,
you have to be Mr. Rogers,

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and what would Mr. Rogers do?

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He would follow normal white-people rules.

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So if Stinkmeaner confronted
Mr. Rogers in a parking lot...

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Oh, yeah, he wouldn't fight.

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He would walk away and call the police.

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And if he keeps coming back?

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File a complaint,
get a restraining order.

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Eventually, they would
put Stinkmeaner in jail.

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But then he has to snitch,

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and then I got to live with that shame!

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Yes, dumb idea, Huey.

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Stinkmeaner get away with
beating me in front of everyone!

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I never get redemption!

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But it ends.

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You're saying that
I should just let him get away

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with beating me in front
of the whole world?!

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If you want this to finally end, yes.

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No, I can't do that.

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I got pride. I'm strong.

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No woman wants a man who files a
restraining order in the face of danger.

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I want an erection!

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How many times in life do
you get a second chance, granddad?

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A chance to fix your biggest mistake?

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Fine! I'll find someone else
to make me a master swordsman.

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Riley, look up "master swordsman."

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Private lessons.

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You know I don't like a lot of
people around me when I'm sweating,

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oh, and not too expensive.

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Uh, we're broke.

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Oh, somebody's calling me on Skype!

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Nobody ever calls me on Skype!

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What's good, nigga?! Bet you
weren't expecting this face!

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I'm surprised you can still
see after what I did to ya,

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you bitch-ass, faggot ass, bitch-ass faggot!

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Damn it, how'd you figure
out how to call me on Skype?!

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I don't even know how to use this shit.

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Hey, nigga, I just wanted
to let you know that

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if you not too much of a pussy-ass nigga,

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you can meet me tomorrow in
the parking lot for a rematch!

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Oh, and I put the word
out to the whole world,

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so if you don't show, well,
you know what that means.

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You's a bitch-ass nigga!

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Bitch-ass.

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You's a bitch-ass nigga!

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Yeah, rock with me, Robert! Come on!

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Something's wrong.
That cave... I feel cold.

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That place... it is
strong with the dark side.

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Mm, a domain of evil, it is. In you must go.

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What's in there?

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Only what you take with you.

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Your weapons... you will not need them.

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Yeah, whatever.

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What's good, Robert?!

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What's really good?!

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Aah!

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That's right, Robert! I'm you!

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Aah!

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I can't believe you going
out like this, granddad.

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Nigga, hush!

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Uh, yes, I-I just want to make sure that
the sergeant know it's Robert Freeman.

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I'm at the mall, and I'm gonna be
attacked by this crazy nigga at any time.

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Okay? So they're on their way?
Okay, just making sure.

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Granddad, you do this, you
really gonna be a bitch-ass nigga.

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I mean, I shouldn't be surprised

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'cause if I Google "bitch nigga,"
I'll find you, but damn!

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Ow!

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I'm afraid to show my face!

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Hey, look who's coming.

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Go home, old man! You're a loser!

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- [Cheers and applause
- Well, well, well!

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You ready for one more ass-whupping?!

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You're going down!

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I will not fight you, Stinkmeaner.

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Say what, nigga?! You not gonna fight?!

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Then why'd you come?!

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Nigga, you could've told me
you's a bitch over the phone!

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I came because
I'm not afraid of you!

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But I'm tired of acting like a nigga!

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I'm an old man. I'm dignified. I watch PBS.

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All y'all should be ashamed!
This has gone too far!

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Now, I've already called the police,
so everyone should just go home!

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Come on, fight, old man! Fight!

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Aw, hey!

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Ruined everything!

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This ain't over, Robert!

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We got your back, Stinkmeaner!

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- It worked.
- It worked.

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Hey! Ed Wuncler, my favorite billionaire!

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What can I do for you?

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Well, I heard about your little incident,
and I wanted to see if you were okay.

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Oh, I'm fine.

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That's good because I brought a friend over.

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What's good, nigga?! You
thought you got rid of me?!

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♪ Still here. And you's still a bitch ♪

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I love this guy... so entertaining!

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But he's supposed to be in jail!

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I know, yes. I took it upon
myself to bail him out,

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as well as bribe the district
attorney to drop the case.

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You really should stop snitching, Robert.

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What happened to this
country when two grown men

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can't settle their differences
in a bloody street fight?

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I thought maybe we could
come in and have a chat.

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No, absolutely not!

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That monster is not stepping
one foot in my house!

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Well, technically speaking,
it's my house, remember?

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The one that's underwater,

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the one you and your children live in

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out of the little warmth
in my cold, hard heart!

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What the fuck kind of
lemonade is this bullshit?

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So, as you know, we're still not
where we need to be with this house.

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You owe me a lot of money,

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and I started thinking

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this hilarious thing you guys
do together could be the answer!

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This man is a psychopathic stalker,

243
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and we don't do anything funny together!

244
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The people feel differently, Robert...

245
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40 million views. The fights are a hit!

246
00:13:47,764 --> 00:13:50,482
It would be good business to do one more.

247
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No, absolutely not!
Out of the question!

248
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Just one more. Everything will be legal.

249
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If one of you accidently
gets killed, no problem.

250
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We can do pay per view,

251
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a little mini doc to go with it,
maybe even go to different cities.

252
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Think of it like the WWE.

253
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Except it'll really be me
kicking yo bitch ass every night,

254
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you punk-ass faggot-ass bitch!

255
00:14:14,838 --> 00:14:16,426
What you guys do together is like

256
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:20,261
watching the Harlem Globetrotters
beat the Washington Generals,

257
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except it's an old, black man
kicking another old, black man's ass!

258
00:14:31,202 --> 00:14:33,925
I don't want to do this! Why do
I have to keep fighting this man?

259
00:14:33,925 --> 00:14:35,296
I killed him already!

260
00:14:35,296 --> 00:14:38,548
Granddad, you got to take
all that anger you've been feeling

261
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and hold onto it real tight!

262
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Focus on it, and so on
fight night in two weeks,

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that's how you're gonna find the strength

264
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to beat this nigga in
front of the whole world!

265
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Yeah.

266
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He made you look like a
punk in front of everybody!

267
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Now he living it up,
getting money. He's on TV.

268
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I seen him on TMZ.

269
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Got some bad bitches, too... Bad ones.

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We'd like to thank tonight's sponsors...
chicken and sugar water!

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Man, is that that new Stinkmeaner
sketch comedy show on TBS?

272
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That nigga's everywhere!

273
00:15:30,046 --> 00:15:33,313
Take that rage, put it
in your fists, granddad.

274
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Riley, you notice anything
different about granddad?

275
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:40,049
Hell yeah! I'm noticing a
lot different about granddad!

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He ain't never gonna get his ass beat
again, and it's all because of me!

277
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I told him to take all
that hate, hold onto it!

278
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Stupid politicians are stupid.

279
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Everybody's fucking stupid, God damn it.

280
00:15:57,305 --> 00:15:59,421
What... what... what is this shit here?

281
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What is this... a fucking cooking show?

282
00:16:01,805 --> 00:16:03,532
He keeps bumping into things.

283
00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:07,026
When he's not working
out, this is all he does.

284
00:16:08,006 --> 00:16:10,133
Fuck, it's all a
bunch of bullshit anyway.

285
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,784
Oh, they're a bunch of fucking liars.

286
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,262
The president is a liar.

287
00:16:14,262 --> 00:16:16,192
I think there may be a problem.

288
00:16:16,237 --> 00:16:18,516
Only problem is you
motherfucker think I can't hear you!

289
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Hi, Mr. Freeman. Unh! Hey!

290
00:16:28,158 --> 00:16:29,492
Damn it, watch
where you're going, bitch!

291
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What the fuck is wrong with you?!

292
00:16:31,144 --> 00:16:33,158
Shit I ought to whup your big ass!

293
00:16:33,355 --> 00:16:34,960
Now get the fuck out of my way!

294
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- Slow down, granddad!
- Granddad, watch out for that curb!

295
00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:37,713
Ow!

296
00:16:37,745 --> 00:16:39,181
I can't find my seat belt!

297
00:16:39,859 --> 00:16:42,449
Whoa, hey, granddad, I think
we should talk about your eyesight

298
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and whether it's safe to drive.

299
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I've been driving my whole life!

300
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I don't need to know how
to see to drive! Shut up!

301
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,533
Now, what the fuck is this?!

302
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:55,583
I hate when people do that. I hate it!

303
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:58,262
I hate it! I fucking Hate it!

304
00:16:58,444 --> 00:17:00,031
That was supposed to be our space!

305
00:17:00,031 --> 00:17:01,909
You know what? You know what?! Fuck That!

306
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:03,333
That's our space, God damn it!

307
00:17:05,684 --> 00:17:07,534
Granddad, what are
you doing?! Stop the car!

308
00:17:07,534 --> 00:17:08,475
I don't want to die!

309
00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:11,848
There! Now stick that up your ass!

310
00:17:13,957 --> 00:17:16,310
My car! You hit my car!

311
00:17:16,354 --> 00:17:18,780
Your fault for parking
like a fucking asshole!

312
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:23,385
Granddad, wait!
Let's get out. Oh! Man!

313
00:17:23,426 --> 00:17:24,972
We can't get out!

314
00:17:25,805 --> 00:17:26,853
Yes, I said it!

315
00:17:26,853 --> 00:17:29,842
Hey, little girl. Your daddy
parked like a fucking asshole.

316
00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:32,874
Now, won't you be my neighbor motherfucker.

317
00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:34,560
He's trying to start a nigga moment!

318
00:17:35,668 --> 00:17:38,897
I'm from a town
called Whup Mr... Aah!

319
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:40,440
Run!

320
00:17:40,512 --> 00:17:43,338
We're sorry! We'll pay
for the damage! Just run!

321
00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:44,353
We will not!

322
00:17:44,383 --> 00:17:45,585
You little niggas, get off of me!

323
00:17:45,585 --> 00:17:48,890
Come on, honey, let's walk the
other way and call the police.

324
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,368
- Stay down! Stay down, please!
- Get off me!

325
00:17:51,412 --> 00:17:55,050
Please stay down!

326
00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:00,623
I'm kicking that motherfucker's ass tomorrow!

327
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,482
What do you think...
Too much hate maybe?

328
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,914
Yeah, Stinkmeaner!

329
00:18:11,914 --> 00:18:16,927
Stinkmeaner!
Stinkmeaner! Stinkmeaner!

330
00:18:16,957 --> 00:18:21,822
- Kill them! Yeah!
- We love you! We love you!

331
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,309
Oh, fight!

332
00:18:36,336 --> 00:18:39,670
You ready for this, you bitch-ass... aah!

333
00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:42,945
Oh, I see now!

334
00:18:42,945 --> 00:18:47,264
Did you take some karate classes? Whoa!

335
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:53,379
Ohh!

336
00:18:53,695 --> 00:18:55,737
Aah!

337
00:18:56,532 --> 00:19:00,354
Goddamn, nigga, that shit hurt!

338
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:04,309
Aah! You... you missed me, nigga!

339
00:19:09,403 --> 00:19:11,431
Agh!

340
00:19:12,909 --> 00:19:13,972
We have to stop it!

341
00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:15,000
No, we don't.

342
00:19:15,035 --> 00:19:18,635
Agh! Shit! Fuck, fuck, agh!

343
00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:23,751
Ohh! Agh! Agh! Agh!

344
00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:30,117
What kind of fuck are you... agh!

345
00:19:32,182 --> 00:19:33,426
Uh, all right, Robert.

346
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:53,538
Hey, stop this! Granddad,
stop! Listen to me!

347
00:19:53,538 --> 00:19:56,155
We don't have to make the
same mistakes! We can learn!

348
00:19:56,198 --> 00:19:57,846
We're not niggas, granddad!

349
00:20:20,812 --> 00:20:22,150
If I let you live,

350
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,525
you are going to leave me alone,

351
00:20:24,552 --> 00:20:27,833
and if I see you again, I'm gonna...

352
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,648
I'm gonna call the police and
file for a restraining order!

353
00:20:31,676 --> 00:20:34,421
But what about the fight tour?!

354
00:20:34,774 --> 00:20:37,476
Yeah, you know, this didn't
really go as expected.

355
00:20:37,514 --> 00:20:40,710
When you were the one getting
beaten, Robert, it was fun!

356
00:20:40,942 --> 00:20:42,507
Deal's off!

357
00:20:43,646 --> 00:20:45,905
Will you please
go fuck with somebody else?!

358
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,305
Sure, Robert. All you had to was ask.

359
00:20:48,342 --> 00:20:50,566
I don't even know you. I'm just the clone.

360
00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:57,134
That's it. I think
it's finally over. Let's go home.

361
00:20:57,134 --> 00:20:58,491
Hey, hey!

362
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,063
One of you niggas call me an ambulance!

363
00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:07,180
Hey, Robert! What y'all eating, Robert?!

364
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:11,475
How come you never invite ya boy
Stinkmeaner over for dinner, Robert?!

365
00:21:11,475 --> 00:21:15,489
That's fucked up, you
selfish-ass, hungry-ass nigga!

366
00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:18,568
Yo, so, you mean, like,

367
00:21:18,591 --> 00:21:21,631
Stinkmeaner just gonna be
around from, like, now on?

368
00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:23,499
Are you ignoring me?!

369
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,814
This is what I get
for doing the right thing?!

370
00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:26,562
Robert!

371
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,533
You got to be kidding me!

372
00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:29,506
Come on out here, nigga!

373
00:21:29,506 --> 00:21:31,100
Nigga, what's wrong with you?!

374
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,213
Stop all that yelling, and get off my yard!

375
00:21:33,213 --> 00:21:35,359
I'm not on your yard, Robert!

376
00:21:35,374 --> 00:21:37,964
Look, I'm on the sidewalk, nigga!

377
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,248
I'm on public property, nigga!

378
00:21:40,248 --> 00:21:43,242
That's fucked up! You can't just tell
me what you're eating for dinner!

379
00:21:43,242 --> 00:21:44,509
Stop coming around here!

380
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,593
Knew I should've killed your ass again.

381
00:21:46,823 --> 00:21:48,145
Come on, Robert!

382
00:21:48,145 --> 00:21:52,239
I'm a nigga clone! Annoying
you is all I know how to do!

383
00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:01,523
♪ Stinkmeaner forever,
Stinkmeaner forever, stink ♪

384
00:22:01,547 --> 00:22:04,602
♪ Meaner, Stinkmeaner ♪

385
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:08,429
♪ Stinkmeaner foreve, forever, nigga, yea ♪

386
00:22:08,522 --> 00:22:10,267
♪ Stinkmeaner forever ♪

387
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,319
♪ Stink, stink, stink, stink, stink ♪

388
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:16,025
♪ S-T-I-N-K-meaner ♪

389
00:22:16,278 --> 00:22:19,495
♪ Stinkmeaner forever, Stinkmeaner ♪

390
00:22:19,824 --> 00:22:22,256
♪ Stinkmeaner, yeah, yeah ♪

391
00:22:22,256 --> 00:22:26,852
♪ Stinkmeaner forever, unh, unh, unh ♪

392
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,267
♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah ♪