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HUEY: 
 For most of my Granddad's 
romantic life,

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the Internet 
hadn't been invented yet.

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So he was still discovering 
the dangers of online dating.

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Oh!

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Ooh, Lord.

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Damn!

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[SIGHS]

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[SLURPS]

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[SMACKS LIPS]

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[FORK BANGS PLATE]

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[CHOMPING]

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[SLURPING, BANGING PLATE]

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You know what? 
I've had it.

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This sucks.

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What's wrong with you?

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You know what's wrong with me.

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When was this picture 
taken? 1964?

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You say I don't look like my 
picture?

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I'm saying you probably never 
looked like this damn picture.

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This ain't you!

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So is that all 
you care about is looks?

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Yes!

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Well, excuse me 
for thinking you liked me

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for who I was on the inside.

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Well, you're a liar 
on the inside.

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This whole relationship 
is based on a lie.

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A ugly lie!

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Why in the hell this keep 
happening to me?

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God, what did I do 
to deserve this?

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This is payback for what? 
What did I do to you? Tell me.

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Maybe I should leave.

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Nigga, you ain't 
no Denzel.

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Hell, you ain't even 
no Flavor Flav.

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Time after time after time.

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There ought to be a law.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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Lock 'em up. 
Charge them with fraud.

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I'd be snitching on 
ugly women all day.

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I say give them the chair. 
Electrocute their ugly asses.

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I'll pull that 
switch quick.

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♪ I am the stone 
The builder refused ♪

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♪ I am the visual 
The inspiration ♪

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♪ That made lady 
Sing the blues ♪

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♪ I'm the spark 
That makes your idea bright ♪

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♪ The same spark 
That lights the dark ♪

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♪ So that you can know 
Left from right ♪

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♪ I am the ballot in your box 
The bullet in the gun ♪

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♪ The inner glow 
That lets you know ♪

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♪ To call your brother sun ♪

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♪ The story that just begun ♪

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♪ The promise 
Of what's to come ♪

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♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪

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♪ Till the war is won 
Won ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop 
Judo flip ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop 
Judo flip ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop 
Judo flip ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪

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[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING, 
INDISTINCT LYRICS]

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GRANDDAD: 
Uh, ah, ooh, ooh.

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Oh. Mm-hm.

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[HUMS, GRUNTS]

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Hey. Oh, ee-- Ee--

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Uh-- Ah-- Ooh-- 
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah!

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♪ Deep down 
On a roll, on go, eh... ♪

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Yeah. Yeah, boy!

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She's fine, 
ain't she?

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And you're sure this is 
what she looks like?

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Oh, yeah. Your granddaddy 
ain't falling

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for the okey-doke 
this time.

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Now I got the video chat.

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I think it's a setup. 
It don't make no sense.

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Why would she like you?

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'Cause your granddaddy 
gives sweet love.

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And what do you know 
about this woman?

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Well...her name is Luna.

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She's a Virgo.

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Her hobbies include pets, 
traveling, kickbox--

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And stealing from 
desperate old men.

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Watch when you go to sleep.

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I bet she have a gang of niggas 
up in here to rob us.

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That ain't a good look, 
Granddad.

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Not a good look?

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Is that some kind of 
new slang?

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Is that what's hot 
in the street, huh?

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Is that what you call 
really 'hood?

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Why don't you give her a chance? 
You ain't even met her yet.

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Neither have you. 
I don't know, Granddad.

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A whole weekend with 
a complete stranger?

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It's a five-hour drive.

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Either she was gonna stay here,

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or I pay for her hotel room.

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Shoot. Bad enough I gotta buy 
all this damn champagne

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and new sheets. I ain't Jay-Z.

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Shoot. I ain't ballin' 
like a rock star.

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[♪♪♪]

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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[INHALES]

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[EXHALES]

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Well, sir. 
Goodness.

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Robert. Oh, my God.

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It's so good 
to finally meet you.

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Yeah. Uh-huh.

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Just like 
the picture, right?

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My sweet Luna.

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Come on in, 
cutie pie.

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You look just like 
your picture too.

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Except you're 
wearing clothes.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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[BOTH SIGH LOUDLY]

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Hey guys. I'm Luna.

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I hope you don't mind me 
hanging out for the weekend.

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I'll try and stay 
out of your way, okay?

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Come here. Let me show you 
where to put your things.

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We don't keep cash 
in the house.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Uh, come on. 
You want a drink?

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A-- A soda?

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That's a big 
bitch.

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GRANDDAD: 
A massage? A bath?

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A piece of chicken? 
Anything.

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[BOTH CACKLING]

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LUNA: 
Oh, you're 
killing me.

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Oh. That Larry David 
is something else. Whoo!

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So...

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you never told me 
what kind of dogs you have.

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I have one Dalmatian, 
two retrievers.

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Mm-hm. That's nice.

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Oh, and 15 wolves.

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BOTH: 
Wolves?

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You mean, like, wolf wolves?

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Yeah. For some reason, 
wolves really like me.

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I was raised 
around wolves.

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They get a bad rap, 
but really,

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if you aren't afraid 
to establish dominance,

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there's nothing 
wrong with wolves.

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That's, uh...

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[CHUCKLES]

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Uh, fascinating.

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Uh, so, um...

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how long you been 
kickboxing?

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Well, I do a lot of 
martial arts.

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Not exactly kickboxing, 
but it's kind of similar.

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It's called White Lotus kung fu.

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[♪♪♪]

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White Lotus?

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That's the deadliest 
style there is.

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Yeah, and it's great 
exercise.

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You never 
mentioned, uh,

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that you were 
a kung fu master.

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This crazy ex-boyfriend 
I had one time,

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he was a Shaolin monk. 
I learned it from him.

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Then I ended up 
having to use it on him,

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if you know what I mean.

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[LAUGHS]

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Well, Huey is very interested 
in martial arts,

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and, uh, I do a little 
Tae Bo myself.

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[GASPS]

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Have you heard of the Kumite?

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Did you say Kumite?

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Uh-huh. The Kumite.

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What's a Kumite?

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It's a mythical, invitation-only 
martial arts tournament

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with the deadliest 
fighters in the world.

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So you like Jean-Claude 
Van Damme. Damn.

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But I didn't think 
the Kumite really existed.

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Oh, no. The Kumite is real.

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[DEEP VOICE] 
It's really real.

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[♪♪♪]

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LUNA: 
 The Kumite is usually held

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on some faraway 
mysterious island.

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So it's a nice getaway.

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Kind of like one of them

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all-inclusive 
vacation packages.

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They cover room and food. 
Everything.

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Except for incidentals, 
of course.

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It's nice, you know?

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You get to catch up 
with old friends,

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see some really good 
matches, get a tan.

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Good times.

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[GRUNTS]

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Good times.

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The Kumite is supposed to be

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a death match, right?

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You ever killed anybody?

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Hey. Everybody has to 
die sometime. Hm.

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[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]

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Oh-ho. Gotta hurt.

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Finish him.

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[SCREAMS]

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Ooh. Ooh.

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[ALL CHEER]

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MASTER: 
Luna wins.

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I mean, I'm like, 
"You kill one man,

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you kill a dozen." 
It's all the same.

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I mean, they can only 
hang you once, right?

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[LAUGHS]

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Oh, am I right or am I right?

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[LAUGHS]

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Come on, now, you're 
leaving me hanging.

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ALL: 
We gotta go to the bathroom.

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Oh...

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Move it, move it, 
hurry. Get on.

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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

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Hurry up.

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Thanks for 
inviting a killer

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kung-fu wolf bitch 
to the crib.

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You think I knew she was 
a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?

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She ain't say nothing 
about no damn

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Kupate, Kumatoo, Kumite,

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coon, black coon. 
Now, just hush.

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I'm trying to figure out 
what we're gonna do.

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Huey, what are we gonna do?

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You gonna tell her 
to get out.

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I'm not telling her 
to leave.

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She hit me with one of them 
exploding nutsack techniques.

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Oh, come on, Granddad.

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She's not a kung fu 
master. She's crazy.

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Shit. 
Then you go kick her ass out.

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But this is your responsibility.

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Hey. I'm willing to stay 
in the bathroom all night.

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Where you going?

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You two just...stay here.

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Okay. I gotta use 
the bathroom anyway.

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RILEY: 
Oh, come on, Granddad. Hold it.

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GRANDDAD: 
I'm old, boy. I can't hold it.

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You must be crazy. 
You gotta let your thing go.

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[ZIPPER UNZIPS]

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RILEY: Put your pants up.

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GRANDDAD: 
I ain't letting my stuff 
sit in my body.

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WOMAN: 
 So where's he at now?

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I don't know. Suddenly they 
all went to the bathroom.

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Do you think 
that's weird?

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Let me call you back.

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Hey. How's Robert? 
Is everything okay?

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Sure. He's just having some 
difficulties in the bathroom.

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So...that's pretty 
impressive,

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being a White Lotus 
master.

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Thank you. It was really hard.

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It's just...I had heard

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there were no White Lotus 
masters left alive.

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Mm. Hm!

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Maybe you would like 
a demonstration?

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What about a...

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friendly sparring match?

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Oh.

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That sounds perfect.

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[♪♪♪]

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[BATTLE CRIES]

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[GROANS]

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Ew.

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[GASPS]

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Let's...

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get out while we can.

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[GROANS]

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[BOTH GASP]

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I can't believe I let 
that big old woman

257
00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,723
come into my house 
and try to destroy my place.

258
00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,258
You have to relax, 
Granddad.

259
00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:21,026
How am I supposed to relax?

260
00:09:21,026 --> 00:09:22,828
The woman is 
a trained killer.

261
00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,296
Know the story 
of Brenda Richie?

262
00:09:24,296 --> 00:09:25,565
Lionel Richie's wife?

263
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,934
No-ho-ho-ho. 
Lionel Richie's ex-wife.

264
00:09:29,234 --> 00:09:30,936
It was 1988,

265
00:09:30,936 --> 00:09:33,405
and Brenda Richie 
had just caught Lionel in bed

266
00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:36,676
with his future ex-white-wife, 
Diana Alexander.

267
00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,744
[WOMAN SCREAMS]

268
00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,744
Huh? Huh? What the fuck?

269
00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,845
Oh, I was hoping I would 
catch you up in here

270
00:09:40,845 --> 00:09:42,447
with that white bitch.

271
00:09:42,447 --> 00:09:44,383
LIONEL: Don't--

272
00:09:42,447 --> 00:09:44,383
Hyah!

273
00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:46,518
Ow!

274
00:09:46,518 --> 00:09:48,320
[GRUNTING]

275
00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,622
[SOUL MUSIC PLAYING]

276
00:09:50,622 --> 00:09:52,391
[SCREAMS]

277
00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:54,927
GRANDDAD: 
 Oh, you should have seen this 
ass whipping.

278
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,228
It was terrible.

279
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,228
[SCREAMS]

280
00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:58,964
Oh, the humanity. 
Upside his head.

281
00:09:58,964 --> 00:10:00,732
Upside his nose.

282
00:10:00,732 --> 00:10:02,602
All whipping his ass.

283
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,070
Hyah!

284
00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:07,573
♪ Whoo, hoo ♪

285
00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:10,776
GRANDDAD: 
Oh, it was terrible. Terrible.

286
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:11,911
[PANTING]

287
00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,579
How could you know that? 
Were you there?

288
00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:15,981
Brenda Richie knew kung fu.

289
00:10:15,981 --> 00:10:19,151
Jet magazine said 
she used to fight in the Kumite.

290
00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:21,520
No. I haven't seen him 
since dinner.

291
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,088
I think he was 
in the bathroom all night.

292
00:10:23,088 --> 00:10:24,422
WOMAN: 
 That's fine, girl.

293
00:10:24,422 --> 00:10:26,391
You don't need to give him 
no ass yet anyway.

294
00:10:26,391 --> 00:10:28,893
I say make a man wait 
until he's resentful.

295
00:10:28,893 --> 00:10:30,229
That always works.

296
00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:31,597
Oh, I don't know.

297
00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,965
Think it's gonna be weird 
now that I beat up his grandson?

298
00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:37,236
I'm so stupid. 
Why did I do that?!

299
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,304
Okay. Let's hear the story 
one more time.

300
00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:40,573
Okay, let me 
get this right, now.

301
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,040
My cousin, Elliot, 
in California

302
00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,109
passed away very suddenly 
while working out.

303
00:10:44,109 --> 00:10:46,245
And-- And, uh, they think 
it's a heart attack.

304
00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:48,847
Uh, they're not sure. 
We weren't very close.

305
00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:50,549
Yeah, let's say that. 
We weren't very close.

306
00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:52,151
But I need to fly out 
immediately

307
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,585
to support my family members.

308
00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:54,920
Uh, yeah.

309
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,187
Good.

310
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,187
If that don't work,

311
00:10:56,187 --> 00:10:57,522
we gonna have to 
shoot that bitch.

312
00:10:57,522 --> 00:11:00,526
Sure she gonna believe that?

313
00:10:57,522 --> 00:11:00,526
Granddad, the story's fine.

314
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:03,162
Under no circumstances 
do you change that story.

315
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,597
Got it?

316
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,333
Fidel Castro?

317
00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:10,603
Oh, yeah. Me and Fidel 
go way back.

318
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:11,970
I used to call him 
Fee-Diddy.

319
00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:13,705
Heh-heh-heh. 
But you know what I forgot?

320
00:11:13,705 --> 00:11:15,474
Today is Fidel Castro's 
birthday.

321
00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:17,109
And I'm in charge of 
the birthday party.

322
00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:18,677
So I gotta fly out there.

323
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:21,613
But I forgot-- Stupid me. 
I forgot to buy some balloons.

324
00:11:21,613 --> 00:11:24,583
So Jay-Z is gonna loan me 
some, then fly me to Cuba

325
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,686
for Fidel Castro's birthday 
party that I'm planning,

326
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,888
like I said earlier. 
Eh-heh. Yeah.

327
00:11:29,888 --> 00:11:31,891
Wow.

328
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,792
I thought you were gonna 
tell me you thought I was crazy,

329
00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:36,028
and you didn't want to see me 
again, like the others.

330
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:39,431
No, girl. That's not at all 
what I was gonna say.

331
00:11:39,431 --> 00:11:41,500
I'm enjoying this time with you. 
Are you kidding?

332
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,669
I'm not blowing you off. 
Oh, no way.

333
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:45,103
In fact, I was just telling Huey

334
00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:48,474
I would love to pursue 
a romantic relationship you.

335
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,542
Definitely. 
I'll call you

336
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,811
as soon as I get back... 
from Cuba.

337
00:11:52,811 --> 00:11:54,747
And Fidel.

338
00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:57,717
Aw.

339
00:11:58,817 --> 00:12:00,986
You are such 
a cutie.

340
00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:08,394
ALL: 
Bye.

341
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,996
GRANDDAD: 
Don't come back too soon. 
Maybe about 30 years.

342
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:14,300
To no more weekend visits 
by crazy Internet women.

343
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,570
I really thought 
you blew it there

344
00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:20,072
with the Fidel Castro 
story.

345
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,640
[LAUGHS]

346
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,808
When he wanna be,

347
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,744
your granddaddy is 
a master of deception.

348
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:28,880
WOMAN [ON PHONE]: 
 Fidel Castro's birthday? 
That shit don't sound right.

349
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,048
You think he was lying?

350
00:12:30,048 --> 00:12:32,618
All I know is you drove 
all them hours

351
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:33,885
to spend time with him,

352
00:12:33,885 --> 00:12:35,454
and he gonna 
send you home early?

353
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,756
I don't give a fuck 
if it was Jesus' birthday.

354
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,291
He said he'd invite me 
back soon.

355
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,259
Soon? Pfft! When is soon?

356
00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:44,196
Remember when Kenny said soon? 
Remember when Jamal said soon?

357
00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:45,464
Did any of them niggas 
call you back?

358
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:46,631
You're right.

359
00:12:46,631 --> 00:12:47,967
And just so you know,

360
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,536
I Googled Fidel Castro's 
birthday.

361
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:53,238
It isn't until August 13th.

362
00:12:53,238 --> 00:12:55,141
[TIRES SQUEAL]

363
00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:58,777
He lied to me.

364
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,979
Mm-hm. You see, girl?

365
00:13:00,979 --> 00:13:03,047
That's why I'm by myself.

366
00:13:03,047 --> 00:13:04,149
Love the vibrator.

367
00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:05,751
You better not get rid of it.

368
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:07,052
RUCKUS: 
 First of all, if a woman

369
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:09,654
is over 35 years old 
and she ain't married,

370
00:13:09,654 --> 00:13:11,790
then she must be nutty 
as squirrel shit.

371
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,492
But everything else 
was so right.

372
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:15,927
And by everything else, 
I mean her looks. She was fine.

373
00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:18,096
She couldn't look that good. 
She was black.

374
00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:21,500
But I guess if you put lipstick 
and a wig on a monkey,

375
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,302
it could look good too.

376
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,904
[RUCKUS CHUCKLES]

377
00:13:25,904 --> 00:13:28,841
A monkey in lipstick 
and a wig.

378
00:13:30,575 --> 00:13:31,744
LUNA: 
I found him.

379
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,345
He's in a park with another man.

380
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,213
WOMAN: 
Ooh, see. What did I tell you?

381
00:13:35,213 --> 00:13:37,515
See? That's exactly why 
I don't have a man.

382
00:13:37,515 --> 00:13:39,151
Because all 
these niggas is gay.

383
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,086
No. They're just 
playing checkers.

384
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,255
Ooh. What, girl? 
How his friend look?

385
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,790
Black women just crazy.

386
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,858
It's all that stuff 
they do to their hair.

387
00:13:46,858 --> 00:13:50,462
Straighteners and relaxers 
and activators and tight braids.

388
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:53,298
Still look like a ape 
with a pretty head of hair.

389
00:13:53,298 --> 00:13:55,667
I don't think his friend 
likes the sisters too much.

390
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:58,937
WOMAN: 
Ha! Heh. Oh-- Oh! 
Isn't that a surprise?

391
00:13:58,937 --> 00:14:00,372
That's exactly why 
I don't have a man now.

392
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:01,373
Shh.

393
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:02,908
Well, I was really hoping

394
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,042
it would work out with this one.

395
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,811
[CRYING] 
Me too, baby.

396
00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,813
Oh, well. At least I got that 
crazy bitch out of my house.

397
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,416
[GRANDDAD LAUGHS]

398
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,250
WOMAN: 
Ooh, what happened, girl? 
What did he say?

399
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:15,520
He told his friend I'm crazy.

400
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,689
He said, "Luna was crazy."

401
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:18,690
Mm...

402
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:20,225
You know what 
you should do?

403
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:22,561
Kidnap and torture 
his ass. How about that?

404
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,496
He going around 
calling people crazy?

405
00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:26,632
Oh, we gonna show that nigga 
just who crazy.

406
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,602
Granddad.

407
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,440
Granddad, 
you home?

408
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:38,810
Hey. Where's Granddad?

409
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:41,013
He's not here.

410
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:41,013
I'll call his cell.

411
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:43,749
His phone's dead.

412
00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:49,588
[DRILL WHIRS]

413
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,889
[BOTH GRUNT]

414
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,625
Don't worry, boys.

415
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,393
I just want to have 
a friendly chat

416
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,661
with your grandfather 
about honesty.

417
00:14:56,661 --> 00:14:58,330
HUEY: 
No. Luna.

418
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:01,333
I told you we should have 
shot that bitch.

419
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:04,903
♪ Oh, she's gone 
She's gone ♪

420
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:07,573
♪ She's gone 
Yes, she is ♪

421
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,575
♪ She's gone-- ♪

422
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,743
[GASPS, CHOKING]

423
00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:13,012
[♪♪♪]

424
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,481
I'm tapping out.

425
00:15:16,481 --> 00:15:19,418
Uh-- I'm-- I'm tapping...

426
00:15:20,118 --> 00:15:21,854
Shh.

427
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,023
Just go to sleep.

428
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,861
[CLICK]

429
00:15:30,128 --> 00:15:31,697
[SCREAMS]

430
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,666
[CRYING] 
Why did you lie to me, Robert?

431
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,200
You're just like the others.

432
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,268
Uh, what lie?

433
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,036
You know what lie.

434
00:15:38,036 --> 00:15:41,573
Oh, you mean the Fidel Castro, 
Jay-Z birthday party lie?

435
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:43,575
Look, everybody lies.

436
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,010
I love it when people lie to me.

437
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,778
It means they care enough 
to spare my feelings.

438
00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:49,848
I heard you tell your friend 
I was crazy.

439
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,016
Is that what you think?

440
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,685
You think I'm crazy?

441
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,454
Is that why you wanted me 
to leave?

442
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,855
Uh...

443
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,991
Do not lie to me!

444
00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:01,560
[SCREAMS]

445
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,928
LUNA: 
Hello?

446
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,096
WOMAN: 
 You got him, girl?

447
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,597
Yeah. I got him.

448
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,597
[WHIMPERING]

449
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:08,166
Now, remember, none of this 
was your fault.

450
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,602
This man took 
your weekend from you.

451
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,638
Two days you'll 
never get back.

452
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,972
You gotta kill him.

453
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:14,973
[♪♪♪]

454
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,741
[SCREAMS]

455
00:16:16,741 --> 00:16:18,143
[HUEY GRUNTS]

456
00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:20,713
[GRUNTING]

457
00:16:22,714 --> 00:16:24,016
It's Tom.

458
00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:27,519
Right on time.

459
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,688
Tom. Tom.

460
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,688
Hey, Tom.

461
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,623
[HUMMING]

462
00:16:33,925 --> 00:16:36,094
LUNA: 
Either of you make a sound,

463
00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:37,629
I will butt-rape 
your grandfather

464
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:38,763
with this broomstick.

465
00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:41,099
GRANDDAD: 
Boys, don't make any noise. Shh.

466
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:42,101
[DOORBELL RINGS]

467
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,736
Oh, hi. Ha-ha.

468
00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:47,005
You must be Robert's 
weekend visitor, Luna.

469
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:50,341
I'm Tom. May I speak to 
Robert or the boys, please?

470
00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:52,443
They're not in. I'll 
tell them you stopped by.

471
00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:54,813
Can I, um, 
use the bathroom?

472
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,648
There something wrong 
with your bathroom?

473
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,851
Um, this might seem strange,

474
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,452
but, uh, heh, do you think maybe

475
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,054
I can come in 
and inspect the house?

476
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:03,488
Inspect the house.

477
00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:04,856
Oh, jeez.

478
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:07,893
Well, ha, this is awkward, 
but, um, how do I do this? Okay.

479
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:11,096
Uh, it-- It's just that I got an 
e-mail from Huey this morning,

480
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,864
and it reads:

481
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,864
[CLEARS THROAT]

482
00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:15,768
"Dear Tom, my granddad kicked 
a woman named Luna--"

483
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,135
That would be you, heh-heh.

484
00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:19,971
"--out, and she may return 
and murder the whole family.

485
00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:21,940
"Please check on us 
periodically this weekend.

486
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,442
"Best regards, Huey Freeman.

487
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:26,445
"PS: If she says we're not in, 
please ask to search the house.

488
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,380
We may be locked 
in our rooms."

489
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,214
Oh, me and Robert 
patched things up.

490
00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:32,451
Yeah, I am so sure 
that's true.

491
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,519
It's just that 
he goes on to say:

492
00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:36,755
"PPS: There's absolutely 
no chance

493
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,690
my granddad patched things up 
with this woman."

494
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,592
[CHUCKLES, SIGHS]

495
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:41,659
I see.

496
00:17:41,659 --> 00:17:43,562
And blah, blah, blah, 
blah, blah.

497
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,198
"PPPS: Uh, be careful, 
she's very danger--"

498
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,398
Whoa!

499
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,398
[LUNA SCREAMS]

500
00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:48,867
[CHOKING]

501
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,736
[SCREAMS]

502
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,272
MASTER: 
 Flawless victory.

503
00:17:54,272 --> 00:17:56,874
Luna, this has gone 
far enough.

504
00:17:56,874 --> 00:17:58,544
Leave Tom out of this.

505
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,745
But leave me out of this first. 
Let me go.

506
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:03,148
I was falling in love 
with you, Robert.

507
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,283
You're just like 
all the others.

508
00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:08,553
What others? 
Who are these others?

509
00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:10,489
HUEY: 
And so she told them the very,

510
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,891
very, very sad story of Luna.

511
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,759
LUNA: 
 I was raised in a broken

512
00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:15,794
and abusive household.

513
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,262
Bitch, this chicken 
is cold.

514
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,197
[SCREAMS]

515
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,033
When I turned 17, 
I ran away to Hong Kong,

516
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,469
where I met Triad boss 
Kenny Woo, my first love.

517
00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:26,738
Bitch, this chicken 
is cold.

518
00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:26,738
[SCREAMS]

519
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:30,075
After that, I had one terrible 
relationship after another.

520
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:33,078
I suffered every kind of abuse 
imaginable. Verbal.

521
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:34,746
I told you not to wash

522
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,915
my bloody ski mask 
with detergent

523
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:39,484
because it irritates 
my fucking eczema!

524
00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:41,419
Spiritual.

525
00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:41,419
Look at you.

526
00:18:41,419 --> 00:18:43,355
Nobody wants you 
but me.

527
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,223
You ain't shit 
without me.

528
00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:47,559
You without me 
equals shit.

529
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,162
You understand that, 
you ugly, fat bitch?

530
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,132
Now, let me borrow 
your car.

531
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:57,002
And there was that summer 
I dated Jim Brown--

532
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,137
Okay. Okay, 
we get it.

533
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,939
You had a lot of bad 
relationships.

534
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,474
Maybe you should go 
see a therapist.

535
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,842
This isn't my fault.

536
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,677
My friend Nicole says 
it's men like you, Robert,

537
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,779
who lie and avoid commitment.

538
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:12,451
If I could just find a man 
to love me.

539
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:15,554
[LONG, DIMINISHING SOBBING]

540
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,725
Damn it, Luna. 
Stop being a victim.

541
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:22,327
I lied to get you 
out of the house

542
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,296
'cause I was afraid you'd 
do something like this.

543
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,630
And look. 
I was right.

544
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,299
Don't take your past out 
on other people.

545
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,534
That's the first step 
to a lonely life.

546
00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:31,169
And what was it 
about you

547
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:33,037
that made you keep dating 
those kind of men?

548
00:19:33,037 --> 00:19:36,508
And you can't kidnap people just 
because they don't like you.

549
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,976
It's not a good look, Luna.

550
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:39,811
Oh, you're right.

551
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,314
I didn't even wanna 
kidnap you.

552
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:45,150
I was listening to my stupid 
girlfriend, Nicole.

553
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:48,086
Oh. I'm never gonna 
get married.

554
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:52,390
I might as well just 
blow myself up right now.

555
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,558
BOTH: 
No!

556
00:19:53,558 --> 00:19:55,226
Wait. Luna,

557
00:19:55,226 --> 00:19:56,461
you have another choice.

558
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:57,996
You a beautiful, 
talented woman.

559
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,397
And once you let go 
of the past,

560
00:19:59,397 --> 00:20:01,166
you'll be able to have 
any man you want.

561
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,767
I don't know.

562
00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:05,003
Are you sure I shouldn't 
just blow myself up?

563
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,571
BOTH: 
No!

564
00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:09,174
Luna, it's like the great 
Tae Bo master

565
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:12,143
Billy Blanks always says: 
"Take control of your life.

566
00:20:12,143 --> 00:20:13,678
Take responsibility."

567
00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:15,213
Put the grenade away 
and go home.

568
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,749
[WHIMPERING] 
You're right.

569
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:20,786
I should take 
responsibility.

570
00:20:21,986 --> 00:20:23,388
[BOTH SCREAM]

571
00:20:24,322 --> 00:20:26,157
[♪♪♪]

572
00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:27,526
NICOLE: 
 You got him, girl?

573
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,061
No. Everything's okay, 
Nicole.

574
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:32,096
He told me I should take 
responsibility

575
00:20:32,096 --> 00:20:33,865
and let go of the past.

576
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,201
So you do all of that,

577
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:37,869
he gonna marry you then?

578
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,904
Hm. You know what?

579
00:20:39,904 --> 00:20:41,706
He didn't say.

580
00:20:41,706 --> 00:20:44,309
Ooh, Luna. That means no.

581
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:46,611
Oh, my God, girl. 
I am so sorry.

582
00:20:46,611 --> 00:20:48,313
You told this man 
your life story,

583
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,014
and he just dissed you 
like that?

584
00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:51,215
If a man said that to me, 
oh, my God,

585
00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:52,684
I don't think I could 
handle it.

586
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:54,119
I would just freaking die.

587
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:56,387
HUEY: 
 And that was the day 
Ms. Luna decided

588
00:20:56,387 --> 00:20:59,090
to take responsibility 
for her own actions.

589
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,758
She still there? 
Why ain't she leaving?

590
00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:02,461
Maybe she's still talking 
to her friend.

591
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,429
Well, I hope her friend 
isn't giving her more bad--

592
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,265
[EXPLOSION]

593
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,265
ALL: Whoa!

594
00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:09,967
HUEY: 
Um, okay. Then that was the day

595
00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:11,336
Ms. Luna let her girlfriend

596
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:12,804
talk her into 
blowing herself up

597
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,372
instead of taking 
responsibility

598
00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:15,706
for her own actions.

599
00:21:15,706 --> 00:21:16,908
This weekend sucked.

600
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,143
And it was all 
your fault, Granddad.

601
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:19,310
Wasn't 
my fault.

602
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:20,678
It was that crazy-ass 
Luna's fault

603
00:21:20,678 --> 00:21:21,946
for not taking 
responsibility.

604
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:25,283
God rest 
her poor soul.

605
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:26,785
NICOLE: 
 Hello? Hello?

606
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,019
What was that noise?

607
00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:30,021
Anyway, like I said, girl,

608
00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:32,290
if a man ever said that to me, 
I'll kill myself.

609
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,492
I mean, you're a stronger 
woman than me. Hello?

610
00:21:34,492 --> 00:21:37,062
Hello? A life without a man 
to take care of your ass

611
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:39,698
ain't worth living. 
So go back in there, girl,

612
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:42,066
and torture him 
until he proposes.

613
00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:43,335
That's what you need to do.

614
00:21:44,802 --> 00:21:47,706
[♪♪♪]