1 00:00:02,235 --> 00:00:04,137 ANNOUNCER: What's good? What's really good? 2 00:00:04,203 --> 00:00:06,005 Y'all already know, folks. Riley Freeman, 3 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:09,776 a.k.a. Young Reezy, doing it Godzilla-big 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,011 here at All-Star Weekend. Only 8 years old 5 00:00:12,077 --> 00:00:15,215 and putting the smack down on these bitch-ass niggas. 6 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:17,583 Here he is winning the three-point contest 7 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:20,319 making it rain like Lil' Wayne out this motherfucker. 8 00:00:20,386 --> 00:00:22,521 Without even taking off his warmups. 9 00:00:22,588 --> 00:00:25,825 Or his Tims, nigga. 10 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:28,194 And later, 11 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:29,428 he busts Vince Carter's ass 12 00:00:29,495 --> 00:00:31,597 in the slam-dunk contest. 13 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:33,733 Look. Look at this right here. Look, look. 14 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:36,769 Goddamn! 15 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:37,770 [ALL CHEER] 16 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:40,139 Man, I seen it all. 17 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,707 Ernie, nigga, back to you. 18 00:00:41,774 --> 00:00:43,743 This Riley Freeman, a very exciting 19 00:00:43,809 --> 00:00:45,511 but controversial player. 20 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:47,180 Last year, he became the first person 21 00:00:47,246 --> 00:00:49,682 to leave elementary school and go to the NBA 22 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:53,185 when the Miami Heat signed him to a $3 gazillion contract, 23 00:00:53,252 --> 00:00:55,221 the biggest in league history. 24 00:00:55,288 --> 00:00:56,990 I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, 25 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,225 this kid is a disgrace to basketball. 26 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:01,694 He epitomizes everything wrong with the game today. 27 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,063 Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hating on Riley 28 00:01:04,130 --> 00:01:05,832 because he stacks paper to the ceiling 29 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,700 and rides on 24-inch chrome. 30 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:09,502 Yeah, that's true. 31 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,304 Now let's go back to my nigga on the floor. 32 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:13,105 ANNOUNCER: Man, check out how Young Reezy 33 00:01:13,172 --> 00:01:14,940 shitted on these niggas in today's game. 34 00:01:15,007 --> 00:01:17,042 Here's Riley going up against Kobe Bryant. 35 00:01:17,109 --> 00:01:19,045 And breaks his ankle. 36 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:21,281 Look at that bitch-ass nigga limping off the floor. 37 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:23,817 Ooh, no wonder they ride his nuts so hard. 38 00:01:23,883 --> 00:01:25,752 Seems like Yao Ming wants some too. 39 00:01:25,818 --> 00:01:28,054 Get your bitch ass out the way, nigga. 40 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,191 Fellas, I'm here with All-Star MVP Riley Freeman. 41 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,426 Eighty-seven points, 25 rebounds. 42 00:01:33,492 --> 00:01:36,062 Riley, is there anything you can't do, nigga? 43 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:37,162 I don't know, go broke? 44 00:01:37,229 --> 00:01:38,330 [LAUGHS] 45 00:01:38,397 --> 00:01:39,631 Good one, little brother. 46 00:01:39,698 --> 00:01:42,334 Shaq, 17 blocks for Riley, you had one. 47 00:01:42,401 --> 00:01:43,937 That's got to make you feel fucked up. 48 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:45,204 It did at first, 49 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,273 then I realized hating on Riley's superior game 50 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:48,908 doesn't make my game any better, 51 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:51,076 so guess I have to work harder, step up to his level. 52 00:01:51,143 --> 00:01:52,344 That's what great players do. 53 00:01:52,411 --> 00:01:54,346 They bring the best out of everyone on the team. 54 00:01:54,413 --> 00:01:56,115 So he's better than you? 55 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:57,417 Yes. 56 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:57,417 And stacks more paper 57 00:01:57,483 --> 00:01:59,418 and gets more ho's than you, nigga? 58 00:01:59,485 --> 00:02:01,454 Absolutely. 59 00:01:59,485 --> 00:02:01,454 And speaking of ho's, 60 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:03,622 we are also joined by Riley's grandfather. 61 00:02:03,689 --> 00:02:04,991 And manager, thank you. 62 00:02:05,057 --> 00:02:07,627 I see you're fucking up all your grandson's money. 63 00:02:07,693 --> 00:02:09,061 Why, yes, I am, player-player. 64 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:10,729 I'm blowing through his money so fast, 65 00:02:10,796 --> 00:02:12,332 you wouldn't believe it. 66 00:02:12,398 --> 00:02:14,733 Yesterday, I bought a car that turns into a boat. 67 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,236 Can you believe that? A boat. 68 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,738 Granddad, you messing up my dream. 69 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,239 I paid for that bed you sleeping on, 70 00:02:20,305 --> 00:02:21,474 so it's my dream too. 71 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:23,576 You should probably wake up and smell the sheets. 72 00:02:23,642 --> 00:02:25,844 You know you pee the bed. 73 00:02:23,642 --> 00:02:25,844 I do not. Get out of my dream. 74 00:02:25,911 --> 00:02:28,013 Boy, you out of your mind, raising your voice at me. 75 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,383 I'll beat your little ass in front of what's-his-name. 76 00:02:30,449 --> 00:02:32,485 Get your butt over here, trying to embarrass me-- 77 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:34,454 Uh, back to y'all, man. 78 00:02:36,321 --> 00:02:37,823 ♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪ 79 00:02:37,890 --> 00:02:40,026 ♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪ 80 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,494 ♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪ 81 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,362 ♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪ 82 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:44,963 ♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪ 83 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:46,566 ♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪ 84 00:02:46,632 --> 00:02:48,935 ♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪ 85 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:50,436 ♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪ 86 00:02:50,502 --> 00:02:51,570 ♪ To call your brother sun ♪ 87 00:02:51,637 --> 00:02:52,872 ♪ The story that just begun ♪ 88 00:02:52,938 --> 00:02:54,240 ♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪ 89 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:55,508 ♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪ 90 00:02:55,574 --> 00:02:57,610 ♪ Till the war is won Won ♪ 91 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,079 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 92 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:02,681 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 93 00:03:02,748 --> 00:03:05,050 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 94 00:03:05,117 --> 00:03:07,320 ♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪ 95 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,656 [♪♪♪] 96 00:03:10,723 --> 00:03:13,492 Ooh. I got the cross, the cross spin. 97 00:03:13,559 --> 00:03:14,994 The reverse spin. 98 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:20,133 Lean with it, rock with it. 99 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:21,501 I got the footwork. 100 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:24,837 Behind-the-head catch, yeah. 101 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:27,206 Damn it, boy, have you lost your natural black mind? 102 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:28,774 You wanna play basketball, you play it outside. 103 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:30,309 And play it like you got some sense. 104 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,211 No more of that damn street ball hot-dogging 105 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:34,613 hippity-hop, and one and seven, whatever the hell it is. 106 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,617 Matter of fact, you about to get a lesson in fundamentals. 107 00:03:37,683 --> 00:03:39,752 Go outside and shoot free throws while I change. 108 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:42,721 Oh, man. 109 00:03:42,788 --> 00:03:44,890 Any monkey can do them tricks. You need to learn the basics. 110 00:03:44,957 --> 00:03:47,226 Eww, why are your shorts so short? 111 00:03:47,292 --> 00:03:48,494 All right, let's go. Game on. 112 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,296 I don't think I can concentrate on the game 113 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,264 because it looks like your thing could fly out 114 00:03:52,331 --> 00:03:53,800 and brush up against me. 115 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:55,801 I ain't changing my shorts. 116 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:55,801 TOM: Hey, guys. 117 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:58,404 Couldn't help notice you were about to play some b-ball. 118 00:03:58,470 --> 00:04:00,939 What you got there, Riley, huh? You got some moves? 119 00:04:01,006 --> 00:04:01,941 [CHUCKLES] Yeah. 120 00:04:04,343 --> 00:04:06,245 Wow, that is pretty good ball control. 121 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,013 Hey, toss me the ball, Riley. 122 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,248 Here you go. 123 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,248 Oh! 124 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:10,516 Oops, never mind. 125 00:04:10,582 --> 00:04:12,584 Shocking. 126 00:04:12,651 --> 00:04:16,589 I have never seen anyone his age with handles like that. 127 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:18,891 GRANDDAD: I told him he needs to stop street ball and learn to play. 128 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:20,360 Yeah, but what natural talent. 129 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,561 Riley, you could be a superstar one day. 130 00:04:22,628 --> 00:04:24,196 Shoot, I'm a superstar now. 131 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:25,330 Ever played on a team? 132 00:04:25,397 --> 00:04:27,133 No. 133 00:04:25,397 --> 00:04:27,133 Well, I'm coaching 134 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,268 a Woodcrest Youth Basketball Association team, 135 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:31,870 the Mighty Deers. You know, Timid Deer Lane. 136 00:04:31,937 --> 00:04:34,140 That's right, I rep the Deer. 137 00:04:34,206 --> 00:04:36,242 Anyway, season just got underway, 138 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:38,611 but it's not too late to try out for the team. 139 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:40,713 Y'all any good? 140 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:40,713 Um, no. 141 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,915 But we have a lot of spirit. 142 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,384 Cool. More shine for me. 143 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:48,221 Hey, great shorts. 144 00:04:48,287 --> 00:04:50,423 [♪♪♪] 145 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:58,063 Okay, um, Frank. 146 00:04:58,130 --> 00:04:59,632 Go one-on-one against Riley. 147 00:04:59,698 --> 00:05:01,934 No, no, give me the whole starting five. 148 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,670 Yep, yep. All of 'em. Let's go. 149 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:06,673 TOM: All right, Deers. 150 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:08,341 Get out there and give him what you got. 151 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,518 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 152 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:54,620 That's all you get for free. 153 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,689 [CHUCKLES] That's all I need to see. 154 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:59,358 Riley, I started this team because when I was younger, 155 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:01,527 I saw a movie called The Mighty Ducks, 156 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,095 and there was that moment at the end, 157 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:04,930 just the coach believing in his players, 158 00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:06,065 and they won. 159 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:08,201 It was like a miracle moment. 160 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:11,604 And ever since then, I wanted to live that moment. 161 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:15,908 Help misfit kids realize their dreams through youth sports. 162 00:06:15,974 --> 00:06:17,943 But it all backfired. 163 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:20,379 They were terrible. 164 00:06:20,445 --> 00:06:22,014 We never won a single game. 165 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:24,683 Just one agonizing loss after another. 166 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,252 We ended our season last year 167 00:06:26,318 --> 00:06:28,120 with the worst record in the league. 168 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:31,457 It was the saddest thing you've ever seen. 169 00:06:31,523 --> 00:06:33,025 But I think that just changed. 170 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:34,594 We can win, Riley. 171 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:37,996 You and I can share that miracle moment together. 172 00:06:38,063 --> 00:06:40,699 If, and only if, we believe in each other. 173 00:06:40,766 --> 00:06:41,834 I believe in you. 174 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:43,368 What do you say? 175 00:06:43,435 --> 00:06:45,204 Call my agent, man. 176 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:46,205 [LAUGHS] 177 00:06:46,271 --> 00:06:47,940 You bet I will, buddy. 178 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:51,077 KIDS: Throw it to me, throw that ball. 179 00:06:52,611 --> 00:06:55,181 Riley, you're an hour late to practice. 180 00:06:55,247 --> 00:06:57,416 I didn't come to practice. You never called my agent. 181 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:59,351 I thought that was a joke. 182 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:59,351 Oh, no, no. 183 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:02,021 Young Reezy never joke about his paper stacks. 184 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,622 Robert Freeman. You know him, right? 185 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:04,657 Give him a call. 186 00:07:04,723 --> 00:07:05,892 Y'all can take care of everything. 187 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:08,494 Anyway, I came to talk to you about the uniforms. 188 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:11,463 I got mine today and that joint is wack. 189 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:13,565 Oh, we gotta talk about the team name too. 190 00:07:13,632 --> 00:07:15,834 You don't like the name? We rep Timid Deer. 191 00:07:15,901 --> 00:07:17,069 I don't wanna rep Timid Deer. 192 00:07:17,136 --> 00:07:19,038 I wanna rep something that don't sound faggy. 193 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,839 I'm not feeling the name. Nope. 194 00:07:20,906 --> 00:07:24,042 I don't care how good you are, I'm not changing the name. 195 00:07:24,109 --> 00:07:25,311 Suit yourself. 196 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,611 I just feel sorry for them. 197 00:07:26,678 --> 00:07:28,948 [GRUNTS] 198 00:07:26,678 --> 00:07:28,948 They ain't never gonna get 199 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:31,183 that dream you promised them and for what? 200 00:07:31,249 --> 00:07:34,353 One man's ego? Sad. Good luck. 201 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:35,922 ALL: Bye, Riley. 202 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,290 Bye, Riley. 203 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:39,858 HUEY: Tom relented and negotiated 204 00:07:39,925 --> 00:07:41,660 a half-season contract with Riley. 205 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:43,262 In lieu of monetary compensation, 206 00:07:43,328 --> 00:07:45,664 Tom agreed to allow Riley to design the uniforms 207 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:47,333 and pick the name of the team. 208 00:07:47,399 --> 00:07:50,035 ANNOUNCER: And now, ladies and gentlemen, 209 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:51,771 the Ball-a-Holics! 210 00:07:53,071 --> 00:07:57,410 Young Reezy Riley Freeman. 211 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:59,479 That's my boy! That's my boy-- 212 00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:01,814 Go, Ball-a-Holics! Go! 213 00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:01,814 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 214 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:05,218 Uh-oh, everybody, keep an eye on your wallet. 215 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:06,252 [SNICKERS] 216 00:08:06,318 --> 00:08:07,319 Look here, old dog. 217 00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:09,021 Only stealing and shooting I wanna see 218 00:08:09,087 --> 00:08:12,090 is of this here b-ball, you little future ex-con. 219 00:08:12,157 --> 00:08:13,759 Game on. 220 00:08:13,825 --> 00:08:15,995 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Folks, we are getting underway. 221 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:18,564 Tip-off there, right, straight in the hands of Young Reezy. 222 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:20,032 GRANDDAD: Show them what you got. 223 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:23,002 Fancy dribbling, between the legs, pass on the side 224 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,770 around the right side of his opponent-- 225 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,406 Leaves him in the dust. Below-knee dribbling. 226 00:08:27,472 --> 00:08:29,909 You're not gonna see this in any kid's game. 227 00:08:29,975 --> 00:08:31,477 GRANDDAD: Take it to the hoop! 228 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,546 He's got the eye of the tiger. 229 00:08:33,612 --> 00:08:36,081 Still dribbling now, there's some impressive dribbling. 230 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:38,050 Keeping the other kids off guard, still, uh-- 231 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:41,353 Still, um-- Still at it, still, uh-- Still dribb-- 232 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:42,955 TOM: Okay, Riley. Pass the ball. 233 00:08:43,021 --> 00:08:46,692 Just, uh, kind of dribbling, we've seen-- 234 00:08:43,021 --> 00:08:46,692 Pass. 235 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:50,296 It's when you let go of the ball and give it to someone else. 236 00:08:50,362 --> 00:08:51,296 BOY: Come on, go for it! 237 00:08:51,363 --> 00:08:52,865 TOM: Riley, pass! 238 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,833 ANNOUNCER [YAWNING]: This is-- He's still-- 239 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:57,370 TOM: Riley, pass the ball. 240 00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:59,705 Goddamn. Enough with the dribbling. 241 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:02,341 [CROWD BOOING] 242 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:02,341 Shoot the ball. 243 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:04,342 Come on, Riley, take it to the hoop. 244 00:09:04,409 --> 00:09:07,279 Riley, attack the basket! Go! 245 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:09,181 Riley, shoot. Why won't he shoot the ball? 246 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:12,184 Oh, he's got the look on his face. 247 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,786 Towards the goal, got the dribble. 248 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:15,288 Going up, up, beautiful jump shot. 249 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:19,825 Beautiful arc on that ball. 250 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,327 Looks like it may have just enough 251 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,995 to go way into the cypresses. 252 00:09:23,061 --> 00:09:25,164 [ALL SIGH] 253 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,732 [ALL LAUGH] 254 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,732 ALL [CHANTING]: Air ball. 255 00:09:27,799 --> 00:09:30,069 That's kind of embarrassing after that buildup. 256 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,805 It's okay, Riley. First-game jitters, come on. 257 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,439 RILEY: Come on, Big Bird, 258 00:09:34,506 --> 00:09:36,541 what you got? Let me see what you got. 259 00:09:36,608 --> 00:09:40,012 Goes straight up in his face and-- Ooh, a swish. 260 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,081 Gotta hurt a kid's soul right there. 261 00:09:42,147 --> 00:09:44,283 Riley up, now two defenders. 262 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,684 A little hook shot and nothing. 263 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,352 [CROWD BOOING] 264 00:09:47,419 --> 00:09:49,989 Can somebody say "brick ball"? I can. 265 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,823 Brick ball. 266 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,823 TOM: Okay, back on D. 267 00:09:51,890 --> 00:09:53,792 Riley now on defense, coming up behind, and-- 268 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:56,962 Easy lay-up right in Riley's face. 269 00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:59,097 There's a bim, a bam, and one more thank-you-ma'am. 270 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:02,201 TOM: That's your man. 271 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:02,201 Ho-ho, look at that fadeaway. 272 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,870 Swoosh. Whammo. Wow. 273 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,138 Zero-40. 274 00:10:07,639 --> 00:10:09,274 Riley up again-- 275 00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:11,343 Up again for the easy jump shot, as far as-- 276 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,711 [LAUGHS] Uh-oh. 277 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,379 [CROWD BOOS] 278 00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:16,582 I hate to laugh at an 8-year-old, folks. 279 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:17,883 I gotta take a little time-out. 280 00:10:17,949 --> 00:10:19,684 [RUCKUS LAUGHS] 281 00:10:19,751 --> 00:10:21,186 White man made you look like a fool. 282 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,854 Ain't no surprise to me. 283 00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:26,025 All the greatest basketball players have always been white. 284 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:28,860 Still are. Larry Bird, Dirk Nowitzki. 285 00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:30,562 Oh, sure, he ugly as hell on the face, 286 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,098 but he as white as rice. 287 00:10:37,669 --> 00:10:39,372 [GRUNTS] 288 00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:40,773 Bullshit. 289 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:47,647 Uh-huh. Playing against people 290 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,048 ain't like playing against furniture, is it? 291 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,249 I ain't never playing again. 292 00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:51,317 GRANDDAD: So that's it? 293 00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:52,718 You're just gonna go on and quit. 294 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,654 Well, I was excited seeing you out there. 295 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,422 Granddad, I looked like a fool out there. 296 00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:58,590 I can't shoot the ball, and I don't know why. 297 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,625 Because you don't practice. 298 00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:03,362 Oh, so that's what practice is for. 299 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,464 TOM: Now, remember, Riley, 300 00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:07,066 you're not the only one out there. 301 00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:08,834 Winning is about teamwork. 302 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,803 I remember my senior year at Princeton. 303 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:14,272 We beat Chris Webber and Michigan with teamwork. 304 00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:16,141 They still show the highlights of that game sometimes. 305 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,275 Wait, you don't mean the-- 306 00:11:17,342 --> 00:11:18,844 The giddyup-ride-'em-cowboy dunk. 307 00:11:21,079 --> 00:11:22,615 Uh, yeah. 308 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:23,716 That was me. 309 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,151 Ew, that's the worst thing ever. 310 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:27,352 Point is, we won. 311 00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:28,620 That's what you call winning? 312 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,255 A nigga's nuts in your face? 313 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,491 Man, I'd hate to see what you call losing. 314 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:35,127 Hey, I took a charge for the team. We won. 315 00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:37,263 No, but it ain't look like you won. 316 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,064 Well, that is not what winning is about. 317 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:41,533 Well, to you, winning is about a nigga's nuts in your face, 318 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,869 so I'm saying... 319 00:11:43,935 --> 00:11:45,805 [♪♪♪] 320 00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:13,465 Sources close to the Ball-a-Holics 321 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:16,001 say young Riley Freeman has really changed his game here. 322 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,469 He's giving that ball up a lot more 323 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:18,971 and being a real team player. 324 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,242 He's got that look in his eye, passes it off to his teammate. 325 00:12:24,309 --> 00:12:25,577 TOM: All right, great. 326 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:27,546 Riley's got the ball back again, charges. 327 00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,348 That's it, Riley. Nothing fancy. 328 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,017 Still great dribbling-- A double crossover. 329 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:35,487 I don't believe it. This kid has the heart of an 8-year-old. 330 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:36,989 Ooh! 331 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,991 [CROWD CHEERS] 332 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,991 Goodness gracious alive. 333 00:12:39,057 --> 00:12:40,859 You gotta give him props on that one, folks. 334 00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:42,728 Props all around. 335 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:44,930 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 336 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:44,930 A little chest-bump action-- 337 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:47,532 King Kong ain't got nothing on me. 338 00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:50,969 I love you, Granddad. Thank you, all. 339 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:52,871 Coach Tom for believing in me-- 340 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,340 Riley! Riley! Get back on D. 341 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:56,775 Boy, play defense! 342 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,210 Uh-oh. 343 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,513 All right, folks, we are back in the thick of it now. 344 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,080 Riley, two defenders on him, 345 00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:04,650 passes to his teammate, up, and good. 346 00:13:04,716 --> 00:13:06,585 Something different is happening here. 347 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,987 This is a well-oiled machine, folks-- 348 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,222 Ooh, another two points. 349 00:13:10,288 --> 00:13:11,390 Yes! 350 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,525 Score, 16 to 4. 351 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,525 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 352 00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,427 Do you feel that, gang? 353 00:13:15,493 --> 00:13:19,198 That's it. That's the feeling I've been promising. 354 00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:22,801 Folks, things are looking bright and cheery 355 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:24,903 for the Ball-a-Holics now. 356 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:24,903 TOM: Share the ball. 357 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,906 Riley out there, he goes around the defender-- 358 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,707 Oh. Whoa, looks like he could have used 359 00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,743 a little help on that one. 360 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,744 Again? Enough of-- 361 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:33,979 Riley, stop! 362 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,481 It's okay, I got it, I got it. 363 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,015 Check it out, check it out. 364 00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,184 It's shine time, folks, but all that glitters is-- 365 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,253 TOM: You're not even looking at the basket. 366 00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:43,188 He made that a whole lot harder than needed. 367 00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,289 And in his face. 368 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,591 Score is 16-8. 369 00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:48,259 Riley, please. Stop the showboating. 370 00:13:48,326 --> 00:13:50,562 How am I gonna be a superstar without a highlight reel? 371 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:51,963 Don't worry, we still ahead. 372 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,731 Game on. 373 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,731 Scared to tell you, folks, 374 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,834 there's more than one person in the word "team," 375 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,068 if that makes any sense. 376 00:13:57,135 --> 00:13:58,971 No, Riley, no! 377 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,640 This kid sure can dribble, but he shoots like shit. 378 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:05,377 Nothing. Absolute pure air, folks. 379 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:08,080 Riley has gone from sugar 380 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,349 to absolute crap in no time at all. 381 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,185 Well, it's like I said before: 382 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,686 the defense for the Ball-a-Holics 383 00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:15,687 just isn't there. 384 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:16,755 What? 385 00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:17,856 Over to Riley, 386 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,491 he takes the last shot of the game... 387 00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:20,893 Up and in. 388 00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:21,960 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 389 00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:21,960 Yeah. 390 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,128 See? I told you I could do it. 391 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,763 Well, Riley seems happy, 392 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,432 but apparently for no good reason. 393 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,100 [CRYING] 394 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:33,038 The scoreboard tells the tale. 395 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:35,474 [GROANS] 396 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,509 Huey? 397 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:38,577 Yeah? 398 00:14:38,643 --> 00:14:41,447 I don't like losing. 399 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:44,683 Well, then, stop beating yourself. 400 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,918 Huey? 401 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,119 Yeah? 402 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,954 You still a bitch. 403 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,489 [SNICKERS] 404 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,559 ANNOUNCER: And at shooting guard, 405 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:56,128 she's currently the league high-scorer. 406 00:14:56,194 --> 00:15:03,202 The Blond Bomber, Cindy "Fearsome" McPhearson. 407 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,070 Looking at the white girl is a foul. 408 00:15:05,136 --> 00:15:08,040 Speaking to the white girl is a technical foul. 409 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:12,177 And touching the white girl, ho-ho, now, that's a lynching. 410 00:15:12,243 --> 00:15:13,378 [BLOWING] 411 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:14,513 Game on. 412 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:16,148 Uh-oh. 413 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,549 Don't get picked by a girl, now. 414 00:15:17,615 --> 00:15:19,518 I don't think you want that, that ain't pretty. 415 00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:20,786 [MURMURS] 416 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,288 Fearsome takes the ball, 417 00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:26,091 she goes past him and an easy lay-up. 418 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,827 Ooh, in one, volume six right there. 419 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,763 You might wanna cop that, bro. 420 00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:33,032 It's like these guys are playing from the exact same-- 421 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,533 Ooh, a fake pass behind his head, 422 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,068 goes around to the right side, up and good. 423 00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:39,103 You're just mad because I'm styling on you. 424 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:40,672 [LAUGHS] 425 00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:42,841 Looks like we have a match-up like we haven't seen 426 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:45,143 in quite a while. Step up, opens up and straight in. 427 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,378 Riley's got some pepper of his own out there, folks. 428 00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:50,082 Tossing it up and in. 429 00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:52,584 Didn't know I'd be playing with a baby. 430 00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:56,121 Bottles. 431 00:15:58,156 --> 00:15:59,658 Sure, go home right now. 432 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,893 Goes around with two defenders on her-- 433 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,662 There's a reason they call her Fearsome, 434 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,264 [SIGHS] 435 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,264 Not because her dad 436 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:06,331 was a bear. 437 00:16:06,397 --> 00:16:07,699 Riley, you've got to calm down. 438 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,467 You're letting her mess with your head. 439 00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:10,836 I know, you right, you right. 440 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,570 I'm gonna be cool, I'm gonna be cool. 441 00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:16,475 Got him. Got him. Got him. 442 00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:19,611 As she goes around him once again, Riley, defending-- 443 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:20,979 Ooh, a little finger roll there. 444 00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:22,280 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 445 00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:22,280 Foul, foul. 446 00:16:22,347 --> 00:16:24,750 Keep your hand off that white girl. 447 00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:26,951 Foul. 448 00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:26,951 Oh, come on, man, 449 00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:28,454 that's some old bullshit. 450 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,454 [WHISTLES] 451 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,123 That's a technical foul. 452 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,459 Oh, one more of those and Young Reezy is out of here. 453 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,594 Come on, ref, that's some kind of bull. 454 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,563 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 455 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,563 You need glasses out there? 456 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:38,797 Score is 24-30. 457 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,165 We can still win this. 458 00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:42,234 Man, we can't beat 'em. Not while she in the game. 459 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,603 You gonna have to get in her head the way she's in yours. 460 00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:46,738 I gotta bag on her. 461 00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:46,738 [GASPS] 462 00:16:46,804 --> 00:16:47,839 That's a great idea. 463 00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:49,507 Whoa, whoa, are you guys talking about 464 00:16:49,574 --> 00:16:52,678 insulting that child to throw her game off? 465 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,249 Oh, how about, her breath is so stank 466 00:16:58,316 --> 00:16:59,851 that, um, it smells like hot garbage? 467 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:02,687 Say something about her mama. Like, her head's so big, 468 00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:04,489 she use a fitted sheet for a stocking cap. 469 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,424 Wait, wait, wait. Your mama's so black, 470 00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,527 when she get out the car, the oil light come on. 471 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:12,364 I don't think that's gonna work. 472 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,499 All right. How about, your mama's so fat-- 473 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:15,500 No, no, no, wait, wait. 474 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,936 Your mama's so ashy-- No. 475 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,938 Miss Elderberry was talking about Cindy's mom. 476 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:23,508 Ooh, this is good. This is really gonna get her. 477 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,343 What I had heard was... 478 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,612 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 479 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:27,612 --with that big ass... 480 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:28,613 [MURMURING] 481 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,281 --you know--? 482 00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:31,450 Game on. 483 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,521 Oh, boy, you look mad. I'm scared now. 484 00:17:36,587 --> 00:17:37,989 You're not gonna cry now, are you? 485 00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:39,658 [LAUGHS] 486 00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,160 Your mama got caught giving up neck 487 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,161 in the bathroom at the Woodcrest Country Club, 488 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,396 and it wasn't your daddy. 489 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,565 What? 490 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,565 This game's a real squeaker. 491 00:17:46,631 --> 00:17:47,999 There goes Riley, up-- 492 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,501 Oh, for some reason, he left her standing there. 493 00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:52,037 Standing, looking dumbfounded. 494 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:55,373 Ooh-wee, your mama does cocaine when she thinks nobody around. 495 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,175 Who told you that? 496 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,810 Uh-oh. Look out. 497 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:01,180 Folks, whatever Riley is doing out there, it is working. 498 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,680 Your parents are getting divorced 499 00:18:02,747 --> 00:18:04,916 and waiting till after your birthday to tell. 500 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,485 [WAILS] 501 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,387 Looks like Riley is all up in her head, 502 00:18:08,453 --> 00:18:09,688 and speaking of being ahead, 503 00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:11,656 folks, we're looking at something here. 504 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,358 Sixty-one, 44. 505 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,127 [ALL CHEERING] 506 00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,330 Riley, this is it. 507 00:18:18,396 --> 00:18:20,098 [CHUCKLES] This is your day. 508 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,033 I always believed in you. 509 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,134 Thanks, coach. 510 00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:24,335 Well, look at this. 511 00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:26,038 The Tigers have only one player to sub 512 00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:28,373 and it looks like it's little Billy Mathews. 513 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,042 Now, Billy is autistic but he sure loves basketball. 514 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,412 Getting his first playing time right here today. 515 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,547 Son, just go in there and have fun. 516 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,816 Today's your day. I always believed in you. 517 00:18:43,788 --> 00:18:45,657 Ball's being passed to Billy Mathews, 518 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,025 poor little kid. 519 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:49,561 Oh, I'm gonna take it easy on you, Rain Man. 520 00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:52,497 This nigga out here like Forrest Gump, y'all. 521 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:55,200 No hope on this, and the ball goes straight up-- And in! 522 00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:56,468 [CROWD CHEERS] 523 00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:56,468 What the--? 524 00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,871 The crowd is loving this kid. 525 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:01,839 Three points plus 44 points equals 47 points, 526 00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:03,441 definitely 59 points minus 47 points 527 00:19:03,508 --> 00:19:05,543 equals 14 points to go. 528 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:08,313 All right, Billy, no more freebies. 529 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,682 A little lucky shot there by Billy Mathews and-- Again. 530 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,351 [ALL CHEERING] 531 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,121 Billy Mathews is incredible. 532 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,121 Yes! 533 00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:19,158 I knew you can do it. I knew you can, Billy. Yeah. 534 00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:24,929 BOY: Here you go, Billy. 535 00:19:24,996 --> 00:19:26,765 The ball stolen by Billy Mathews. 536 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,967 He's got angle, he's got aim, he's got game. 537 00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,970 Billy Mathews, out of nowhere, 538 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,305 makes you wish the whole team 539 00:19:33,371 --> 00:19:35,106 was autistic right now, doesn't it? 540 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:37,843 [BUZZER GOES OFF] 541 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:37,843 Boy, that kid is special. 542 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:41,246 Game goes to the Tigers, 68-61. 543 00:19:41,312 --> 00:19:43,849 ALL: Come on, Billy. Yay! Go! 544 00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:45,584 Last time I saw something this powerful 545 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,386 was at the end of The Mighty Ducks. 546 00:19:48,452 --> 00:19:51,322 What a miracle moment. 547 00:19:51,389 --> 00:19:53,224 Motherfucked! 548 00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,593 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 549 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:58,263 Pricks, shit. Shit, shit, shit. 550 00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,933 Shit. 551 00:20:01,999 --> 00:20:03,101 NEWSCASTER [ON TV]: We've been showing it all day, 552 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,769 simply unbelievable. 553 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,905 Little Billy Mathews playing his first game 554 00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:09,174 in the Woodcrest Youth Basketball League, get this: 555 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,209 Twelve for 12 from downtown. 556 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:12,510 Man, how would you like to be 557 00:20:12,577 --> 00:20:14,713 the poor kid guarding Billy in this game? 558 00:20:14,779 --> 00:20:16,047 How about this? 559 00:20:16,113 --> 00:20:18,884 The movie rights to Billy Mathews sold today 560 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,052 for a cool million dollars, 561 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,353 and there is talk, get this, 562 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,188 of giving Billy his own sneaker. 563 00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:25,923 Way to go, buddy, you deserve it. 564 00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:28,593 Finally, a kid who knows what the game is all about. 565 00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:30,028 [♪♪♪] 566 00:20:41,405 --> 00:20:43,275 [♪♪♪]