1 00:00:01,507 --> 00:00:03,074 * I am the stone The builder refused * 2 00:00:03,074 --> 00:00:04,540 * I am the visual The inspiration * 3 00:00:04,540 --> 00:00:06,007 * That made lady Sing the blues * 4 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:07,907 * I'm the spark That makes your idea bright * 5 00:00:07,907 --> 00:00:09,507 * The same spark That lights the dark * 6 00:00:09,507 --> 00:00:11,240 * So that you can know Left from right * 7 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,473 * I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun * 8 00:00:13,473 --> 00:00:14,974 * The inner glow That lets you know * 9 00:00:14,974 --> 00:00:16,206 * To call your brother sun * 10 00:00:16,206 --> 00:00:17,507 * The story that just begun * 11 00:00:17,507 --> 00:00:18,874 * The promise Of what's to come * 12 00:00:18,874 --> 00:00:20,074 * And I'm 'a remain a soldier * 13 00:00:20,074 --> 00:00:22,007 * Till the war is won Won * 14 00:00:22,007 --> 00:00:24,640 * Chop, chop, chop Judo flip * 15 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,306 * Chop, chop, chop Judo flip * 16 00:00:27,306 --> 00:00:29,107 * Chop, chop, chop Judo flip * 17 00:00:29,107 --> 00:00:31,206 * Chop, chop, chop * 18 00:00:33,495 --> 00:00:36,461 [ALARM BEEPING] 19 00:00:36,461 --> 00:00:37,762 [SNORES] 20 00:00:37,762 --> 00:00:38,962 Oh. 21 00:00:38,962 --> 00:00:40,862 My glasses. 22 00:00:40,862 --> 00:00:41,895 Hey! 23 00:00:41,895 --> 00:00:42,895 Dorothy! 24 00:00:42,895 --> 00:00:43,995 I'm coming, baby! 25 00:00:43,995 --> 00:00:45,062 I'm coming! 26 00:00:45,062 --> 00:00:47,129 [PANTING] 27 00:00:47,129 --> 00:00:48,495 You're not taking Dorothy! 28 00:00:48,495 --> 00:00:50,528 You should have paid your car note, asshole! 29 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:53,428 That car's been paid for since 1975! 30 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,695 W-W-Wait, wait. Is this 324 Timid Deer Lane? 31 00:00:55,695 --> 00:00:57,662 Hell, no! This is 327! 32 00:00:57,662 --> 00:00:59,328 That's 324! 33 00:00:59,328 --> 00:01:01,828 * Too many cars In my driveway * 34 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,828 [YAWNS] 35 00:01:05,161 --> 00:01:06,161 Huh? 36 00:01:06,161 --> 00:01:07,261 * In my driveway * 37 00:01:07,261 --> 00:01:09,261 * I got boats I got planes * 38 00:01:09,261 --> 00:01:11,261 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE] 39 00:01:12,428 --> 00:01:14,095 [DOORBELL RINGS] 40 00:01:14,095 --> 00:01:15,662 Damn! What now? 41 00:01:16,862 --> 00:01:18,194 [SIGHS] 42 00:01:18,194 --> 00:01:19,895 Ha-ha! What up, little man? What up? 43 00:01:19,895 --> 00:01:21,595 You bring that extra controller? Yep. 44 00:01:21,595 --> 00:01:23,662 That's what's up. Come on in, nigga. 45 00:01:24,962 --> 00:01:27,161 Hey, man, apologize to your granddad for me 46 00:01:27,161 --> 00:01:28,528 about that mix-up earlier. 47 00:01:28,528 --> 00:01:30,928 I been waiting to get rid of that piece of shit car anyway. 48 00:01:30,928 --> 00:01:32,662 You know, 'cause I called 'em, right? 49 00:01:32,662 --> 00:01:35,228 I was like: "Y'all need to get this motherfucker out of here, 50 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:36,695 'cause I don't want this no more." 51 00:01:36,695 --> 00:01:38,294 I'm about to cop the new shit, nigga. 52 00:01:38,294 --> 00:01:41,361 You know what I mean? Oh, okay. 53 00:01:41,361 --> 00:01:42,728 So everything's okay? Okay? 54 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:45,294 Everything is better than okay, it's Thugnificent! 55 00:01:45,294 --> 00:01:47,428 You just wait to see the moves your boy is making. 56 00:01:47,428 --> 00:01:49,995 Know what I'm saying? Federal Reserve calling me for loans, 57 00:01:49,995 --> 00:01:51,628 Obama and shit? Know what I'm saying? 58 00:01:51,628 --> 00:01:52,928 Nigga, you need some money? 59 00:01:52,928 --> 00:01:54,662 Man, who the fuck is this calling me...? 60 00:01:54,662 --> 00:01:56,795 Ha. Warren Motherfucking Buffett. 61 00:01:56,795 --> 00:01:58,328 What up, nigga? Aw, nigga, 62 00:01:58,328 --> 00:02:00,662 stop beating around the bush. How much you need? 63 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:01,795 Two billion? 64 00:02:01,795 --> 00:02:02,895 I'm giving you eight. 65 00:02:02,895 --> 00:02:04,695 And don't pay me back, nigga, you good. 66 00:02:04,695 --> 00:02:07,795 All right, my nigga. 67 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,095 Uh, let's just turn the game on. 68 00:02:10,095 --> 00:02:12,862 RILEY: Oh, yo! It's Sergeant Gutta! 69 00:02:12,862 --> 00:02:14,361 Turn it up, man! Turn it up! 70 00:02:14,361 --> 00:02:16,828 THUGNIFICENT: Oh, man, not this motherfucker again. 71 00:02:16,828 --> 00:02:18,662 I swear to God, every time I turn the TV on, 72 00:02:18,662 --> 00:02:20,129 I see this nigga. 73 00:02:20,129 --> 00:02:21,962 * Crank that Crank that artichoke * 74 00:02:21,962 --> 00:02:23,461 * Sergeant Gutta Do that dance * 75 00:02:23,461 --> 00:02:24,962 * Watch me, watch me * So is this it? 76 00:02:24,962 --> 00:02:26,461 Is this what the kids like? 77 00:02:26,461 --> 00:02:28,129 This what's hot in the streets, Riley? 78 00:02:28,129 --> 00:02:30,361 Well, he sold over a million records 79 00:02:30,361 --> 00:02:32,695 and he do have the number one song in the country 80 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:33,828 and he got a dance. 81 00:02:33,828 --> 00:02:34,828 * Crank that artichoke * 82 00:02:34,828 --> 00:02:36,194 Is that what it takes for a nigga 83 00:02:36,194 --> 00:02:38,228 to go platinum nowadays, a dance? 84 00:02:38,228 --> 00:02:40,862 Man, anybody can make up a dance. 85 00:02:40,862 --> 00:02:42,361 * Crank that Crank that artichoke * 86 00:02:42,361 --> 00:02:43,695 [LAUGHING] 87 00:02:43,695 --> 00:02:45,294 Man, you look crazy. 88 00:02:45,294 --> 00:02:47,029 You ain't gotta make up no dance 89 00:02:47,029 --> 00:02:48,528 just because he got one. 90 00:02:48,528 --> 00:02:52,029 I ain't gonna lie though, I kinda mess with it. 91 00:02:52,029 --> 00:02:54,361 I mean, but your stuff is good too. 92 00:02:54,361 --> 00:02:56,161 Hey, you just wait till my new album drops. 93 00:02:56,161 --> 00:02:59,194 All y'all niggas gonna see I still got the game on smash. 94 00:02:59,194 --> 00:03:01,361 Hey, you wanna hear some tracks? 95 00:03:01,361 --> 00:03:04,495 [SLOW HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 96 00:03:04,495 --> 00:03:06,728 [AUTO-TUNE VOCALS] * I'm a magnificent thug * 97 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:07,962 * I am Thugnificent * 98 00:03:07,962 --> 00:03:12,194 Wow. So you doing the robot effect on your voice. 99 00:03:12,194 --> 00:03:14,161 Yeah, it's that Auto-Tuner, son. 100 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:17,029 It lets you sing, even if you can't sing. 101 00:03:17,029 --> 00:03:19,528 [AUTO-TUNE VOCALS] * It's terrible In Terrabelle * 102 00:03:19,528 --> 00:03:21,228 * That's where I'm from It's terrible * 103 00:03:21,228 --> 00:03:24,461 Wow. So you used it on this one too. 104 00:03:24,461 --> 00:03:26,695 Yep. Every song on the whole CD. 105 00:03:26,695 --> 00:03:27,828 Hot, right? 106 00:03:27,828 --> 00:03:30,795 Heh, yeah. 107 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:33,895 RILEY: I thought Flonominal was supposed to be back this week. 108 00:03:33,895 --> 00:03:35,728 THUGNIFICENT: Man, that nigga, man. 109 00:03:35,728 --> 00:03:37,095 You know he went and got a job? 110 00:03:37,095 --> 00:03:38,428 A what? I know, nigga. 111 00:03:38,428 --> 00:03:40,495 That's what I said. A job? Can you believe this? 112 00:03:40,495 --> 00:03:42,695 Talking about he need health insurance and shit. 113 00:03:42,695 --> 00:03:44,695 I'm like, "damn, nigga, pull down your skirt." 114 00:03:44,695 --> 00:03:46,795 Know what I'm saying? Take the dick out your ass. 115 00:03:46,795 --> 00:03:48,395 Acting like little bitches, man. 116 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,862 And this nigga Macktastic, went back to pimping and shit. 117 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:52,628 It's funny how niggas change on you, man, 118 00:03:52,628 --> 00:03:54,895 know what I'm saying? So you here all by yourself? 119 00:03:54,895 --> 00:03:56,728 Yeah, just me. 120 00:03:56,728 --> 00:03:58,194 Hey, what's up, y'all? 121 00:03:58,194 --> 00:04:01,161 Just got back from work. Hey, y'all hungry? 122 00:04:01,161 --> 00:04:02,995 Oh, and Leonard. 123 00:04:02,995 --> 00:04:04,895 Oh, man! 124 00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:07,095 My Frosty is melted! Damn it, Leonard! 125 00:04:07,095 --> 00:04:09,561 What the fuck, nigga, did you take the long way home again? 126 00:04:09,561 --> 00:04:12,328 My bad, it took longer 'cause I had to ride my bike 127 00:04:12,328 --> 00:04:14,862 since the car had got... Uh, never mind, man, fuck it. 128 00:04:14,862 --> 00:04:17,228 LEONARD: Should I tell you what happened to the car? 129 00:04:17,228 --> 00:04:18,728 THUGNIFICENT: I said never mind! 130 00:04:18,728 --> 00:04:20,762 MAN: Okay, we're back. 131 00:04:20,762 --> 00:04:23,495 This is DJ Vlad and I told you we have a very, 132 00:04:23,495 --> 00:04:25,528 very special guest in the studio this morning. 133 00:04:25,528 --> 00:04:27,328 This man right here is a legend in the game. 134 00:04:27,328 --> 00:04:28,928 A pioneer, if you will. 135 00:04:28,928 --> 00:04:31,194 Give him respect, Thugnificent! 136 00:04:31,194 --> 00:04:33,962 What up everybody. Man, what an honor. 137 00:04:33,962 --> 00:04:35,161 How are you, man? Who, me? 138 00:04:35,161 --> 00:04:37,361 Heh, oh, you know, I'm Thugnificent! 139 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,595 [LAUGHS] 140 00:04:38,595 --> 00:04:40,595 What's it like for you older cats now in the game 141 00:04:40,595 --> 00:04:42,695 in terms of, you know, where you fit in musically? 142 00:04:42,695 --> 00:04:44,194 I mean, what was it like, you know, 143 00:04:44,194 --> 00:04:45,862 when you were at your peak, so to speak? 144 00:04:45,862 --> 00:04:47,762 Which was so long ago. I'm saying, I mean, 145 00:04:47,762 --> 00:04:50,662 my first joint came out, like, four years ago. You know that? 146 00:04:50,662 --> 00:04:53,029 I know, seems like 40, doesn't it? 147 00:04:53,029 --> 00:04:55,328 Now, the new CD drops next week, right? 148 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:57,228 No doubt, no doubt. The CD is crazy. 149 00:04:57,228 --> 00:05:00,294 It's on fire. It's got something for everybody. 150 00:05:00,294 --> 00:05:03,528 It's got joints for the streets, it's got joints for the ladies, 151 00:05:03,528 --> 00:05:06,095 it's got joints for the ladies in the streets. 152 00:05:06,095 --> 00:05:08,228 The CD is called, Mo' Bitches, Mo' Problems, 153 00:05:08,228 --> 00:05:09,928 you know what I'm saying, so go cop that. 154 00:05:09,928 --> 00:05:11,895 Shout out to B.I.G. Real hip-hop, you feel me. 155 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,561 B.I.G.? Whoo, talk about old school. 156 00:05:14,561 --> 00:05:16,328 All right, so, Thugnificent, 157 00:05:16,328 --> 00:05:17,928 who you feeling in the game right now? 158 00:05:17,928 --> 00:05:19,828 What are you banging in your trunk right now? 159 00:05:19,828 --> 00:05:21,795 Okay, okay. You know, I'm definitely feeling 160 00:05:21,795 --> 00:05:23,095 a lot of cats right now. 161 00:05:23,095 --> 00:05:25,228 I'm feeling my main man, uh, Young Cow Tipper, 162 00:05:25,228 --> 00:05:26,662 Joc Daddy Pimp, Lil' Hob Nobba, 163 00:05:26,662 --> 00:05:28,161 Goo Goo da Bone Mouf. Little Rich. 164 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,528 Ezbot and Rose, I'm feeling Willie Whistle Work C, uh, 165 00:05:30,528 --> 00:05:31,995 my main man, Trick Money Smitty. 166 00:05:31,995 --> 00:05:33,561 Lil Phanta, putting in his work. 167 00:05:33,561 --> 00:05:34,762 Look out for his mix tape. 168 00:05:34,762 --> 00:05:36,695 Pew Boi Pimp, Nasty Murda Trae, Epis Green, 169 00:05:36,695 --> 00:05:38,261 Lil' Big Dolla, Snowbunny Sampson. 170 00:05:38,261 --> 00:05:39,928 Um, I'm feeling a lot of cats right now. 171 00:05:39,928 --> 00:05:41,294 Lot of people doing they thing. 172 00:05:41,294 --> 00:05:43,695 Ha-ha. Now what about Sergeant Gutta? 173 00:05:43,695 --> 00:05:46,361 THUGNIFICENT: Man... 174 00:05:46,361 --> 00:05:47,628 Fuck Sergeant Gutta! 175 00:05:47,628 --> 00:05:48,828 That nigga can eat a dick! 176 00:05:48,828 --> 00:05:51,029 [ALL LAUGHING] 177 00:05:51,029 --> 00:05:53,194 Hold on, hold on, everyone quiet down, quiet down! 178 00:05:53,194 --> 00:05:55,595 Wow. I just want to make sure I heard you correctly. 179 00:05:55,595 --> 00:05:56,862 I said fuck that nigga! 180 00:05:56,862 --> 00:05:58,862 I ain't... I ain't really the type of nigga to be, 181 00:05:58,862 --> 00:06:00,828 you know, all on the radio, running his mouth, 182 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:03,294 starting beef and all that, you know what I'm saying. 183 00:06:03,294 --> 00:06:05,928 But I'm just saying, that shit sound like some bullshit! 184 00:06:05,928 --> 00:06:07,361 And that retarded dance, man. 185 00:06:07,361 --> 00:06:09,995 See, that's what you get when you let 13-year-olds rap. 186 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,695 How... How old... How old is that nigga? 187 00:06:11,695 --> 00:06:13,062 That nigga 15 years old, dawg. 188 00:06:13,062 --> 00:06:15,029 Yo, well, he sound like he 15 months old. 189 00:06:15,029 --> 00:06:17,762 That nigga sound like he got a nipple in his mouth. 190 00:06:17,762 --> 00:06:19,328 Hey, Sergeant Gutta, I got an idea. 191 00:06:19,328 --> 00:06:21,595 Why don't you take your momma's motherfucking titty 192 00:06:21,595 --> 00:06:23,728 out your mouth so you can rap, nigga. 193 00:06:23,728 --> 00:06:25,728 [ALL LAUGHING] 194 00:06:25,728 --> 00:06:27,261 [***] 195 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:30,328 RILEY: Thugnificent's CD dropped the next week. 196 00:06:30,328 --> 00:06:33,228 SoundScan say he ain't sold shit. 197 00:06:33,228 --> 00:06:36,161 Thugnificent was all fucked up. 198 00:06:36,161 --> 00:06:38,095 [SOBBING] 199 00:06:43,662 --> 00:06:46,228 Yo, it's Thugnificent. You know what, matter of fact, 200 00:06:46,228 --> 00:06:47,828 it ain't Thugnificent. You know why? 201 00:06:47,828 --> 00:06:50,095 Because I ain't feeling too Thugnificent right now. 202 00:06:50,095 --> 00:06:52,495 This Otis. That's right, you all niggas getting 203 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,294 the government name. It's Otis Jenkins. 204 00:06:54,294 --> 00:06:55,928 And I gotta holler at y'all real quick 205 00:06:55,928 --> 00:06:58,228 about why y'all ain't coming out to support your boy. 206 00:06:58,228 --> 00:06:59,895 Y'all ain't supporting Thugnificent 207 00:06:59,895 --> 00:07:01,395 and I think that's real fucked up. 208 00:07:01,395 --> 00:07:02,762 All y'all niggas can eat a dick. 209 00:07:02,762 --> 00:07:04,728 All y'all motherfuckers on my friends list. 210 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:07,029 I'm talking about Facebook niggas as well as MySpace. 211 00:07:07,029 --> 00:07:09,395 If y'all ain't buying the CD, don't holler at me online, 212 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:11,561 no friend requests, nothing. Y'all send me stupid 213 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:12,695 fucking messages all day, 214 00:07:12,695 --> 00:07:14,062 but won't pay for my damn song? 215 00:07:14,062 --> 00:07:16,662 I hate y'all niggas, man. "Hey, hey, Thugnificent, 216 00:07:16,662 --> 00:07:18,261 "Is it 'booty butt cheeks' 217 00:07:18,261 --> 00:07:19,762 or is it 'move them butt cheeks'?" 218 00:07:19,762 --> 00:07:22,395 Nigga, who gives a fuck? It's a song about butt cheeks! 219 00:07:22,395 --> 00:07:24,728 THUGNIFICENT: Well, why ain't I getting no spins? 220 00:07:24,728 --> 00:07:27,294 No, no, no, it's your job to make sure it gets played 221 00:07:27,294 --> 00:07:30,294 on the radio, not... Say what? You wanna drop me? 222 00:07:30,294 --> 00:07:32,795 You wanna drop Thugnifi... Hello? 223 00:07:34,428 --> 00:07:38,995 Damn, damn, damn! 224 00:07:38,995 --> 00:07:40,728 Everything okay? 225 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,762 Huh? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, little man. 226 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:45,595 Everything's cool. Um, just time to make some bigger moves. 227 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,294 You know what I'm saying? That's all. 228 00:07:47,294 --> 00:07:48,294 [DOOR OPENS] 229 00:07:48,294 --> 00:07:50,595 Hey, what's up, y'all? 230 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:51,762 [HUMMING] 231 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:53,395 Hey, man. I got a surprise for you. 232 00:07:53,395 --> 00:07:55,294 I've seen that video you put on your MySpace. 233 00:07:55,294 --> 00:07:58,161 You know, how they don't be buying your CD and stuff, right? 234 00:07:58,161 --> 00:08:00,695 Well, here. I got 'em today after work. 235 00:08:00,695 --> 00:08:03,062 I spent my whole check, but I want you to know 236 00:08:03,062 --> 00:08:04,361 I support you, man. 237 00:08:04,361 --> 00:08:06,428 See, that... Look at 'em! What the fuck do I need 238 00:08:06,428 --> 00:08:09,095 several copies of my own CD for, Leonard! 239 00:08:09,095 --> 00:08:11,294 Come on, man, we can't afford for you 240 00:08:11,294 --> 00:08:12,662 just to be throwing money away! 241 00:08:12,662 --> 00:08:13,795 I didn't throw it away. 242 00:08:13,795 --> 00:08:15,528 I-I bought the... You didn't... 243 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:16,695 And that reminds me, man. 244 00:08:16,695 --> 00:08:17,962 I don't know what we gonna do, 245 00:08:17,962 --> 00:08:19,728 but I don't think I can keep supporting us 246 00:08:19,728 --> 00:08:21,895 off my Wendy's checks. Oh, here we go. 247 00:08:21,895 --> 00:08:23,561 What you trying to say, Leonard? Huh? 248 00:08:23,561 --> 00:08:24,962 How long did I carry you, nigga? 249 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:27,095 How long did I pay the bills in this motherfucker 250 00:08:27,095 --> 00:08:28,928 that you living in? See how niggas forget? 251 00:08:28,928 --> 00:08:30,828 You see? You see how niggas forget? 252 00:08:30,828 --> 00:08:33,029 No, no, Thugnificent, it's that I only make, like, 253 00:08:33,029 --> 00:08:35,828 7.50 a hour and the mortgage on this place is, like, 254 00:08:35,828 --> 00:08:37,561 12,000 a month. 255 00:08:37,561 --> 00:08:39,895 So I did the math and that means I'd have to work, 256 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:42,129 like, 82 hours a day. So I went in, 257 00:08:42,129 --> 00:08:44,194 asked the manager for some overtime and he said: 258 00:08:44,194 --> 00:08:47,261 [IN DEEP VOICE] "He couldn't do it 'cause it's against company policy. 259 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:49,228 "You just started here. Who you think you are? 260 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,828 "Be lucky with the hours that you get. 261 00:08:50,828 --> 00:08:52,995 Cindy's pregnant and she has to work." 262 00:08:52,995 --> 00:08:56,062 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I was like, "but Cindy..." I figure maybe I could work 263 00:08:56,062 --> 00:08:57,628 two jobs at the same time. 264 00:08:57,628 --> 00:09:00,095 Maybe I could be on the phone doing some telemarketing, 265 00:09:00,095 --> 00:09:02,161 and work on, like, some art and sell art 266 00:09:02,161 --> 00:09:04,528 out of the back of Wendy's. Oh, man! Why me? 267 00:09:04,528 --> 00:09:06,194 I did everything I was supposed to do. 268 00:09:06,194 --> 00:09:08,361 I used that stupid fucking Auto-Tuner on my voice, 269 00:09:08,361 --> 00:09:09,695 I instigated a rap beef. 270 00:09:09,695 --> 00:09:11,395 And I even tried to make a dance, nigga. 271 00:09:11,395 --> 00:09:13,361 Nothing seems to work. Um... 272 00:09:13,361 --> 00:09:16,129 Thugnificent? This might be a bad time, 273 00:09:16,129 --> 00:09:19,261 but Sergeant Gutta just posted a response to you on YouTube. 274 00:09:19,261 --> 00:09:21,294 Hey, dawg. First off I wanna say 275 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,029 that I'm a huge fan of Thugnificent. 276 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,628 I grew up listening to Thugnificent. 277 00:09:24,628 --> 00:09:26,161 Matter of fact, I'd even go ahead, 278 00:09:26,161 --> 00:09:28,361 as far to say that I love this nigga, no homo. 279 00:09:28,361 --> 00:09:29,495 He is one of the real niggas 280 00:09:29,495 --> 00:09:31,428 that made me wanna do this shit. 281 00:09:31,428 --> 00:09:33,361 But fuck this old-ass nigga, man! 282 00:09:33,361 --> 00:09:34,561 [LAUGHING] 283 00:09:34,561 --> 00:09:36,695 This old nigga is old enough to be my dad 284 00:09:36,695 --> 00:09:38,161 and he telling me to eat a dick? 285 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:40,228 Nigga, what's wrong with you? 286 00:09:40,228 --> 00:09:43,062 You a grown-ass man and you telling a 15-year-old 287 00:09:43,062 --> 00:09:44,662 to eat a dick? I know your mother 288 00:09:44,662 --> 00:09:47,228 raised you better than that, dawg. Matter of fact... 289 00:09:47,228 --> 00:09:49,095 [PHONE DIALING] 290 00:09:49,095 --> 00:09:50,928 Excuse me, is this Miss Jenkins? 291 00:09:50,928 --> 00:09:53,129 WOMAN: Yes, it is. My name is Sergeant Gutta. 292 00:09:53,129 --> 00:09:54,395 And I don't know if you aware, 293 00:09:54,395 --> 00:09:56,062 but your son said some very rude things 294 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,895 about me on the radio. Yes, I know. 295 00:09:57,895 --> 00:10:00,662 He said some very rude things. He's too old 296 00:10:00,662 --> 00:10:02,795 to be acting like that, and I know I don't like him 297 00:10:02,795 --> 00:10:04,328 using that language either. 298 00:10:04,328 --> 00:10:07,161 You know, I one time... That was your momma, nigga. 299 00:10:07,161 --> 00:10:08,228 Your momma. 300 00:10:08,228 --> 00:10:09,795 Grow your old ass up, nigga. 301 00:10:09,795 --> 00:10:11,595 I hope you go broke, you feel me? 302 00:10:11,595 --> 00:10:13,495 I hope that the IRS is on they way over 303 00:10:13,495 --> 00:10:15,528 right now to take your shit, nigga. 304 00:10:15,528 --> 00:10:17,029 [DOORBELL RINGS] 305 00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:19,795 [***] 306 00:10:19,795 --> 00:10:21,129 [SIGHS] 307 00:10:21,129 --> 00:10:24,662 I believe, this is the gentleman you're looking for. 308 00:10:24,662 --> 00:10:25,895 MAN: Otis Jenkins? 309 00:10:25,895 --> 00:10:28,029 We're from the Internal Revenue Service. 310 00:10:28,029 --> 00:10:30,095 Toodles! 311 00:10:30,095 --> 00:10:33,662 THUGNIFICENT: Damn! Damn! Damn! 312 00:10:35,862 --> 00:10:37,862 [***] 313 00:10:43,795 --> 00:10:45,428 [DOORBELL RINGS] 314 00:10:47,294 --> 00:10:50,294 [***] 315 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,289 How much you owe? Man, them motherfuckers 316 00:11:06,289 --> 00:11:08,356 want me to pay a 121,000 in the next six weeks 317 00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:09,823 or they gonna take my house. 318 00:11:09,823 --> 00:11:11,322 Look, I told you what you need to do. 319 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,222 I know, man, but I'm saying, a job? 320 00:11:13,222 --> 00:11:15,322 I mean, wasn't that the point of us being rappers, 321 00:11:15,322 --> 00:11:17,289 so we wouldn't have to get a job? Look, man. 322 00:11:17,289 --> 00:11:18,988 You shouldn't have given up so easily. 323 00:11:18,988 --> 00:11:20,456 If you and Mack were still here... 324 00:11:20,456 --> 00:11:21,823 Otis, it's over. 325 00:11:21,823 --> 00:11:23,155 We were lucky, man. 326 00:11:23,155 --> 00:11:25,222 We had a great time, we got to be rock stars, 327 00:11:25,222 --> 00:11:27,389 and see some shit that most people never get to see. 328 00:11:27,389 --> 00:11:29,322 But it's over. You got a degree, nigga. 329 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,422 You got options. That's more than most people. 330 00:11:35,189 --> 00:11:36,589 I can get you in the door, man. 331 00:11:36,589 --> 00:11:37,589 Think about it. 332 00:11:40,255 --> 00:11:41,489 * I makes it rain, nigga * 333 00:11:41,489 --> 00:11:44,222 MAN: Okay, Mr. Otis Jenkins. 334 00:11:44,222 --> 00:11:46,855 Says here you have a bachelor's degree in communications. 335 00:11:46,855 --> 00:11:49,289 Yeah, but, uh, I don't normally go by my government name. 336 00:11:49,289 --> 00:11:50,922 So you can just call me Thugnificent. 337 00:11:50,922 --> 00:11:52,922 I can call you Thugnificent? 338 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:55,556 You've never heard my music? I thought Flo would've told you. 339 00:11:55,556 --> 00:11:57,489 We were in the Lethal Interjection Crew. 340 00:11:57,489 --> 00:11:59,589 By "Flo", you mean Derrick? 341 00:11:59,589 --> 00:12:00,855 No, he didn't mention that. 342 00:12:00,855 --> 00:12:02,689 Rappers, you say? Oh, yeah. 343 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,456 We did a song called "FuckGranddad", uh, 344 00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:05,723 about fucking up old people. 345 00:12:05,723 --> 00:12:07,489 Did a song called "Stomp 'Em in the Nuts", 346 00:12:07,489 --> 00:12:09,988 which was, ironically, about stomping niggas in the nuts. 347 00:12:09,988 --> 00:12:11,089 You know, real shit. 348 00:12:13,289 --> 00:12:15,456 Derrick neglected to mention this on his resume. 349 00:12:15,456 --> 00:12:17,622 Yeah, music is in our blood, man, that's what we do. 350 00:12:17,622 --> 00:12:19,422 You know, we just in a transitional period 351 00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:21,522 with our career right now, so, anything we do now 352 00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:23,955 would just be temporary. Derrick too, I presume? 353 00:12:23,955 --> 00:12:25,622 Hell, yeah. Flo is my nigga. 354 00:12:25,622 --> 00:12:27,522 As soon as I'm back on, he's back on, you know. 355 00:12:27,522 --> 00:12:28,622 Pow! We out of here. 356 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:29,622 [LAUGHS] 357 00:12:29,622 --> 00:12:31,988 Good to know. 358 00:12:31,988 --> 00:12:34,155 Hey, Flo. Hey, I didn't know that he didn't know... 359 00:12:34,155 --> 00:12:36,122 Flo. Come on, man, don't be like that. 360 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,422 Flo. I didn't know, Flo! 361 00:12:38,422 --> 00:12:40,489 I love you, man. 362 00:12:40,489 --> 00:12:41,556 No homo. 363 00:12:41,556 --> 00:12:43,888 [***] 364 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,789 LEONARD: Man, I don't know what we gonna do. 365 00:12:45,789 --> 00:12:48,622 We all knew it was gonna come to this. 366 00:12:48,622 --> 00:12:50,589 LEONARD: Yo, is that what I think it is? 367 00:12:50,589 --> 00:12:52,055 You ain't never seen no yayo? 368 00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:54,489 Yes, I'm just trying to figure out what this is. 369 00:12:54,489 --> 00:12:56,823 That's real cocaine, nigga. Hm. Where'd you get it? 370 00:12:56,823 --> 00:13:00,888 Nigga, don't worry about where I got it. I got my connects. 371 00:13:00,888 --> 00:13:02,922 Ed the Third. So what are you doing with it? 372 00:13:02,922 --> 00:13:04,222 "So what are you doing with it?" 373 00:13:04,222 --> 00:13:06,122 We gonna cook it up, slang it on them streets, 374 00:13:06,122 --> 00:13:07,988 and get paid, nigga. How do we do that? 375 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,222 I mean, how hard can it be? 376 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,522 I think there's some rap songs 377 00:13:10,522 --> 00:13:12,522 that tell you how to do it, right? 378 00:13:12,522 --> 00:13:14,189 * Pull the water from the oil * 379 00:13:14,189 --> 00:13:17,222 * Get a turkey baster Also that baking soda * 380 00:13:17,222 --> 00:13:19,089 * Will help you stretch that * 381 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,955 Okay, he said something about baking soda. 382 00:13:20,955 --> 00:13:23,789 Damn. Man, this shit don't actually say how to make it. 383 00:13:23,789 --> 00:13:25,656 Oh, what the hell, let's check Wikipedia. 384 00:13:25,656 --> 00:13:28,022 * Customers all night Just make sure * 385 00:13:28,022 --> 00:13:29,823 * It got a little complexion * 386 00:13:29,823 --> 00:13:31,322 * Metaphor the Great Find me * 387 00:13:31,322 --> 00:13:33,289 * Serving in The smoking section * 388 00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:35,723 * I'll show you how to cook that Show you how to bake crack * 389 00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:38,222 * Show you how to hit That block to make trap * 390 00:13:38,222 --> 00:13:39,723 * I'll show you How to cook that * 391 00:13:39,723 --> 00:13:41,055 * Show you How to bake crack * 392 00:13:41,055 --> 00:13:43,222 * Show you how to hit That block * 393 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,556 * And make trap all day * 394 00:13:45,556 --> 00:13:47,155 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 395 00:13:50,322 --> 00:13:52,222 Pardon me, are you selling crack? 396 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,955 Uh, what it look like I'm doing? 397 00:13:53,955 --> 00:13:55,723 Here. Oh, lovely, lovely. 398 00:13:55,723 --> 00:13:57,556 I'll take two, please. 399 00:13:59,356 --> 00:14:02,689 Thank you. Have a wonderful day. 400 00:14:04,022 --> 00:14:06,589 Excuse me, man, I'm looking for some crack. 401 00:14:06,589 --> 00:14:08,489 Uh, yeah. Got your crack right here. 402 00:14:08,489 --> 00:14:11,723 Wait a minute. You're Thugnificent! Oh, my God. 403 00:14:11,723 --> 00:14:13,422 I don't know what you're talking about. 404 00:14:13,422 --> 00:14:15,089 No, no, it's you. It's definitely you. 405 00:14:15,089 --> 00:14:16,789 Oh, man, I love your stuff, man. 406 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,589 What are you doing out here selling crack? 407 00:14:18,589 --> 00:14:20,955 I'm not Thugnificent. I'm an ordinary crack dealer. 408 00:14:20,955 --> 00:14:22,656 I don't know what you're talking about. 409 00:14:22,656 --> 00:14:24,656 Can you please give me the crack? I need three. 410 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,222 Dude, what happened on your last CD? 411 00:14:26,222 --> 00:14:27,589 You're so much better than that. 412 00:14:27,589 --> 00:14:29,089 Don't know what you talking about. 413 00:14:29,089 --> 00:14:31,122 Can y'all hold this off for a minute? Crack... 414 00:14:31,122 --> 00:14:33,622 I mean, a couple of the beats were okay, but Auto-Tuner? 415 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,055 The Auto-Tune is fucked up. 416 00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:37,955 The Auto-Tune is terrible. Look, I'm not Thugnificent! 417 00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:39,255 Now, get the fuck away from me. 418 00:14:39,255 --> 00:14:40,988 Yo, I'm serious! Uh, excuse me, sir. 419 00:14:40,988 --> 00:14:43,089 I'd like to return this crack. What? 420 00:14:43,089 --> 00:14:45,255 I haven't gotten mine, and you bringing shit back. 421 00:14:45,255 --> 00:14:46,955 I said I would like to return this crack. 422 00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:49,322 This ain't Walmart. There ain't no return policies, 423 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,823 no motherfucking exchanges! 424 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,888 No, no, it is defective Look, it's all burnt up. 425 00:14:52,888 --> 00:14:54,289 Look, singed around the edges. 426 00:14:54,289 --> 00:14:56,389 Ain't nothing wrong with this crack. Good crack. 427 00:14:56,389 --> 00:14:58,055 Ain't shit happening with my crack. 428 00:14:58,055 --> 00:15:00,589 You not good at this, 'cause my crack dealer is a lot faster. 429 00:15:00,589 --> 00:15:02,089 Are you gonna be here for a while? 430 00:15:02,089 --> 00:15:04,322 I mean, I'd like to go get my cousin. He's a huge fan. 431 00:15:04,322 --> 00:15:05,522 Don't go get your... 432 00:15:05,522 --> 00:15:07,389 No, no, wait... Look, there is no reason 433 00:15:07,389 --> 00:15:09,589 to be rude, I paid good money for this crack 434 00:15:09,589 --> 00:15:11,055 and it is all burnt up! Look! 435 00:15:11,055 --> 00:15:12,922 KID: See, I told you! Look, see? 436 00:15:12,922 --> 00:15:14,955 Sir, sir, sir, you're not even looking. 437 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,122 Oh, my God, it is Thugnificent, 438 00:15:17,122 --> 00:15:18,988 I can't believe it. Can I take your picture? 439 00:15:18,988 --> 00:15:20,189 No! Don't you... Ni... 440 00:15:20,189 --> 00:15:21,689 Don't you see I'm selling crack? 441 00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:23,888 Could I just get mine and go? I was supposed to pick up 442 00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:25,656 my daughter from school eight hours ago. 443 00:15:25,656 --> 00:15:28,589 Now, if you don't give me some new crack, or a refund, 444 00:15:28,589 --> 00:15:31,422 I, sir, will take my business elsewhere. 445 00:15:31,422 --> 00:15:33,356 Will you motherfuckers get away from me? 446 00:15:33,356 --> 00:15:35,122 [YELLING] 447 00:15:35,122 --> 00:15:37,723 Man, Leonard, who do I know that still does cocaine? 448 00:15:37,723 --> 00:15:40,155 Think, think, think. Oh! 449 00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:42,322 Yo, Steve. Steve from Hollow Point Records. 450 00:15:42,322 --> 00:15:45,888 Yo, that nigga does cocaine and he got a lot of paper. 451 00:15:47,289 --> 00:15:49,155 Hey, yo, Steve. Uh, it's your boy, Otis. 452 00:15:49,155 --> 00:15:50,222 Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. 453 00:15:50,222 --> 00:15:52,022 Um, look, I got some stuff you, uh, 454 00:15:52,022 --> 00:15:54,756 might be interested in. Ha-ha. 455 00:15:54,756 --> 00:15:56,422 No doubt, no doubt. Yeah, just, uh, 456 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:59,389 tell me when and where. I'll be there, nigga. 457 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,589 So you know this guy, and he definitely got the money? 458 00:16:07,589 --> 00:16:10,055 Hell, yeah. The nigga runs the label I almost signed with. 459 00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:11,955 But don't be trying no dumb shit though, man, 460 00:16:11,955 --> 00:16:13,322 'cause Steve's a little crazy. 461 00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:15,055 No, he better not be trying no dumb shit, 462 00:16:15,055 --> 00:16:16,855 'cause I'm a little crazy. 463 00:16:16,855 --> 00:16:19,289 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE] 464 00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:20,589 You here to see Steve? 465 00:16:20,589 --> 00:16:22,489 The fuck you think. 466 00:16:22,489 --> 00:16:24,155 Come on in. 467 00:16:27,888 --> 00:16:30,422 Ha! Otis, what's popping? 468 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:31,756 Glad you could make it, man. 469 00:16:31,756 --> 00:16:33,656 Yo, what up, Steve? These are my friends, uh, 470 00:16:33,656 --> 00:16:35,556 Leonard and Ed the Third. Great to meet you. 471 00:16:35,556 --> 00:16:37,055 Sit down. Anybody want anything? 472 00:16:37,055 --> 00:16:38,556 [FIRECRACKER POPS] 473 00:16:38,556 --> 00:16:39,723 How you been, Otis? 474 00:16:39,723 --> 00:16:40,888 Not too good, to be honest. 475 00:16:40,888 --> 00:16:42,189 I heard you lost your deal. 476 00:16:42,189 --> 00:16:43,456 I'm glad you called me. 477 00:16:43,456 --> 00:16:45,888 I think people are getting sick of all of it, you know? 478 00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:48,022 You, Sergeant Gutter, everything music's been 479 00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:49,855 for the last decade. It's a new era, now. 480 00:16:49,855 --> 00:16:51,222 People want something more. 481 00:16:51,222 --> 00:16:54,122 Yeah, you probably right. But I believe in you, Otis. 482 00:16:54,122 --> 00:16:55,389 [SNIFFS] Always have. 483 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,689 Thanks, man. I appreciate that. [FIRECRACKER POPS] 484 00:16:57,689 --> 00:16:59,689 Now, let's get down to business. 485 00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:01,022 You got something for me? 486 00:17:01,022 --> 00:17:02,823 That's about a key. 487 00:17:02,823 --> 00:17:04,689 Maybe an eight-ball short though. 488 00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:06,855 Heh-heh. What is this, cocaine? 489 00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:08,988 Yeah. I, uh, thought 490 00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:11,489 we were gonna discuss a record deal, not a drug deal. 491 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,988 Huh? You said you had something 492 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,189 I might be interested in 493 00:17:14,189 --> 00:17:16,055 and I thought you were talking about music. 494 00:17:16,055 --> 00:17:17,756 Oh, man. 495 00:17:17,756 --> 00:17:20,155 I want back into the Thugnificent business. 496 00:17:20,155 --> 00:17:22,322 How about $150,000 advance? 497 00:17:22,322 --> 00:17:23,823 What? Are you serious? 498 00:17:23,823 --> 00:17:25,589 150,000? You got that kind of money? 499 00:17:25,589 --> 00:17:27,689 Of course I got that kind of money. Who is this guy? 500 00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:29,422 Yo! I cannot believe this! 501 00:17:29,422 --> 00:17:31,389 Yo, I really, really appreciate this, Steve. 502 00:17:31,389 --> 00:17:32,988 Yo, like, this is a miracle! 503 00:17:32,988 --> 00:17:35,456 I'm gonna... I'm not gonna let you down, man. I promise. 504 00:17:35,456 --> 00:17:36,855 You still want the drugs, right? 505 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:40,022 No. I've been clean for a year. 506 00:17:40,022 --> 00:17:42,489 Congratulations, Otis. 507 00:17:42,489 --> 00:17:44,756 Thank you so much for believing in me, Steve, really. 508 00:17:44,756 --> 00:17:46,222 I-I mean, this means so much to me. 509 00:17:46,222 --> 00:17:48,022 STEVE: We're gonna do it right this time. 510 00:17:48,022 --> 00:17:49,556 You're gonna be back on top. 511 00:17:49,556 --> 00:17:52,522 I came all the way over to this motherfucker. I want my money. 512 00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:55,756 THUGNIFICENT: I thought we was coming over here to do a crazy drug deal. 513 00:17:55,756 --> 00:17:57,055 My heart was beating all fast. 514 00:17:57,055 --> 00:17:59,322 It turns out you wanna give me money for a record deal. 515 00:17:59,322 --> 00:18:01,122 I want my money. I got this new sound 516 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,789 I been working on too. I want you to hear it. It's crazy. 517 00:18:03,789 --> 00:18:06,689 This is gonna make everything in your life better, 518 00:18:06,689 --> 00:18:08,656 and nothing, anyone can do is gonna stop it. 519 00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:10,556 I want my motherfucking money. 520 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,622 Ed, what are you doing? Who cares about drugs? 521 00:18:12,622 --> 00:18:14,155 Steve, I'm really sorry, man. 522 00:18:14,155 --> 00:18:16,456 [CHUCKLING] What is this, a joke? 523 00:18:16,456 --> 00:18:17,756 Do you know who I am? 524 00:18:17,756 --> 00:18:19,255 Do you know who I am, motherfucker? 525 00:18:19,255 --> 00:18:21,656 I'm Ed Wuncler! I brought the drugs all the way over here. 526 00:18:21,656 --> 00:18:22,922 I did what I was supposed to do. 527 00:18:22,922 --> 00:18:25,122 I fulfilled my motherfucking end of the bargain, 528 00:18:25,122 --> 00:18:27,622 and I want my goddamn money! 529 00:18:27,622 --> 00:18:30,055 Hold up, not so fast, you fat motherfucker! 530 00:18:30,055 --> 00:18:31,456 Ed, Ed, no, no! Stop! 531 00:18:31,456 --> 00:18:33,456 Mr. Steve, I hope this doesn't affect our deal. 532 00:18:33,456 --> 00:18:35,789 Tell me where the safe is, or the Green Mile over here, 533 00:18:35,789 --> 00:18:37,855 he's washed up! [GRUNTS] 534 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,823 MAN: I think I'm having a cardiac arrest. 535 00:18:40,823 --> 00:18:42,089 [GROANS] 536 00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:44,255 [***] 537 00:18:44,255 --> 00:18:45,789 [SCREAMS] 538 00:18:48,988 --> 00:18:50,789 [BOTH SCREAMING] 539 00:19:05,089 --> 00:19:06,122 [GUN CLICKS] 540 00:19:06,122 --> 00:19:08,456 Motherfucker shot me. 541 00:19:08,456 --> 00:19:09,888 The fuck you looking at? 542 00:19:09,888 --> 00:19:11,823 You don't want my goddamn cocaine, huh? 543 00:19:11,823 --> 00:19:14,255 Well, I'll take my shit elsewhere. 544 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,289 [GROANING] 545 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,122 [HUMMING] 546 00:19:26,122 --> 00:19:27,589 [GRUNTS] 547 00:19:31,656 --> 00:19:34,155 [***] 548 00:19:34,155 --> 00:19:35,322 [HUMMING] 549 00:19:35,322 --> 00:19:37,222 [GRUNTS] 550 00:19:43,522 --> 00:19:46,356 [***] 551 00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,988 GRANDDAD: Boy, what on earth are you doing? 552 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,489 You trying to get yourself killed? 553 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,189 I don't know what to do. Well, get a job. 554 00:19:52,189 --> 00:19:54,289 I tried that. Well, try again. 555 00:19:54,289 --> 00:19:55,489 You don't understand, Pops. 556 00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:57,289 I always wanted to do this rap thing. 557 00:19:57,289 --> 00:19:58,855 And then, you know, by some miracle, 558 00:19:58,855 --> 00:20:01,089 I actually pulled it off. I just thought... 559 00:20:01,089 --> 00:20:02,656 I just thought it would last longer. 560 00:20:02,656 --> 00:20:04,689 It ain't over, Thugnificent. 561 00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:07,656 I believe in you. You like a musical genius. 562 00:20:07,656 --> 00:20:09,422 Like... Like... Like Ray Charles, 563 00:20:09,422 --> 00:20:10,789 but without the piano skills 564 00:20:10,789 --> 00:20:12,888 or the ability to sing or compose music. 565 00:20:12,888 --> 00:20:15,622 Look, man. I-I can't do this no more. 566 00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:16,988 Thanks, old man. 567 00:20:16,988 --> 00:20:18,789 I know I told you to eat a lot of dicks. 568 00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:21,089 But you all right with me. 569 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,656 [DOOR OPENS] 570 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,756 [***] 571 00:20:25,756 --> 00:20:27,255 MAN: Take it down. 572 00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:28,255 [RUCKUS LAUGHING] 573 00:20:28,255 --> 00:20:29,789 Oh, Lord, have mercy! 574 00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:31,789 He gone! He gone! 575 00:20:31,789 --> 00:20:33,289 Jesus, you answered my prayers. 576 00:20:33,289 --> 00:20:36,589 I'm tickled as a coon on Inauguration Day. 577 00:20:36,589 --> 00:20:38,756 [CROWD CHATTERING] 578 00:20:44,789 --> 00:20:47,122 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE] 579 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,955 [SNORING] 580 00:20:50,322 --> 00:20:52,322 * Butt cheeks Booty butt * 581 00:20:52,322 --> 00:20:54,556 * Booty butt, Booty butt cheeks * 582 00:20:54,556 --> 00:20:56,888 [CAR ALARMS WAILING] 583 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,222 Wait. I know that song! 584 00:20:59,222 --> 00:21:00,656 * Butt cheeks * 585 00:21:00,656 --> 00:21:03,389 * Booty butt, booty butt Booty butt cheeks * 586 00:21:03,389 --> 00:21:06,456 * Booty butt, booty butt Booty butt cheeks * 587 00:21:06,456 --> 00:21:09,723 [BREAKS SQUEALING] 588 00:21:09,723 --> 00:21:12,289 * It's terrible In Terrabelle * 589 00:21:12,289 --> 00:21:14,189 What's good, lil' homey? Look, I get off at 5. 590 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,389 I could come through, ghost ride the company whip. 591 00:21:16,389 --> 00:21:17,723 How you like the new job? 592 00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:19,122 Oh, man, it's some old bullshit. 593 00:21:19,122 --> 00:21:20,222 But check it, check it. 594 00:21:20,222 --> 00:21:22,422 Your boy is shooting his own reality show. 595 00:21:22,422 --> 00:21:23,622 Word? Yeah, nigga, 596 00:21:23,622 --> 00:21:24,756 you on it right now! 597 00:21:24,756 --> 00:21:26,823 Yo, what up, what up, what up? 598 00:21:26,823 --> 00:21:29,988 Young Reezy, a.k.a. the Fundraiser, nigga. 599 00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:31,589 Lethal Interjection, bitch. 600 00:21:31,589 --> 00:21:34,955 Yeah, man, all the paper is in reality shows, right now, nigga. 601 00:21:34,955 --> 00:21:36,155 The music industry's dead. 602 00:21:36,155 --> 00:21:37,855 I'm trying to get that Flava Flav money, 603 00:21:37,855 --> 00:21:40,322 know what I'm saying? That's who I'm looking at right now. 604 00:21:40,322 --> 00:21:43,122 Wow, that sound like a real good plan, Thugnificent. 605 00:21:43,122 --> 00:21:46,122 Hey, your Granddaddy home? Hey! Wake up, old nigga! 606 00:21:46,122 --> 00:21:48,823 Wanted to let you know until we get this reality show money, 607 00:21:48,823 --> 00:21:50,756 your boy Thugnificent is gonna be right here 608 00:21:50,756 --> 00:21:53,255 handling all your overnight shipping needs, you smell me? 609 00:21:53,255 --> 00:21:56,556 So ask yourself, what can all this Thugnificence do for you? 610 00:21:56,556 --> 00:21:57,556 [LAUGHING] 611 00:21:57,556 --> 00:21:59,322 Nigga, will you shut the hell up? 612 00:21:59,322 --> 00:22:00,689 Some of us pay our taxes, 613 00:22:00,689 --> 00:22:03,122 Mr. Punkassnificent! 614 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,055 [GRUNTS] 615 00:22:05,055 --> 00:22:08,055 [***]