1 00:00:10,943 --> 00:00:12,843 BOY: Hold on, I just got out of the shower. 2 00:00:12,843 --> 00:00:14,676 There's some juice on the table. 3 00:00:14,676 --> 00:00:16,176 Mm-hm. Take your time. 4 00:00:17,877 --> 00:00:20,376 You wanna explain to me what you're doing here? 5 00:00:20,376 --> 00:00:23,376 I came looking for booty. 6 00:00:23,376 --> 00:00:27,009 You came looking for sex with an underage boy? 7 00:00:27,009 --> 00:00:29,076 Oh, no. I ain't come looking for no little boys. 8 00:00:29,076 --> 00:00:31,276 I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. 9 00:00:31,276 --> 00:00:34,042 I came looking for man's butt. 10 00:00:34,042 --> 00:00:36,042 A man's butt? Excuse me? 11 00:00:36,042 --> 00:00:38,209 Oh, I know who you are, Chris Hansen. 12 00:00:38,209 --> 00:00:40,543 But see I calls you Chris Handsome. 13 00:00:40,543 --> 00:00:42,610 I watch your TV show all the time. 14 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:44,543 So you can go ahead and bring in them cameras 15 00:00:44,543 --> 00:00:46,376 and them police is waiting outside. 16 00:00:46,376 --> 00:00:48,543 It don't make me no difference. 17 00:00:48,543 --> 00:00:50,409 Now, I'll tell you what. 18 00:00:50,409 --> 00:00:52,910 I like you, and I want you. 19 00:00:52,910 --> 00:00:54,576 Now, we can do this the easy way, 20 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,243 or we can do it the hard way. 21 00:00:56,243 --> 00:00:58,076 The choice is yours. 22 00:00:58,076 --> 00:00:59,409 Well, I don't think you and I 23 00:00:59,409 --> 00:01:01,776 will be doing anything any kind of way. 24 00:01:01,776 --> 00:01:04,009 Okay, I see you choosing the hard way. 25 00:01:04,009 --> 00:01:06,009 Okay, cut. This isn't working. 26 00:01:06,009 --> 00:01:08,076 Someone get this guy out... [GROWLS] 27 00:01:08,076 --> 00:01:09,877 Don't make me ruin that butt, Chris! 28 00:01:09,877 --> 00:01:11,309 No. Please! I'm a warrior! 29 00:01:11,309 --> 00:01:13,309 [SCREAMING] [PANTS TEAR] 30 00:01:13,309 --> 00:01:15,610 [***] 31 00:01:15,610 --> 00:01:17,776 * I am the stone That the builder refused * 32 00:01:17,776 --> 00:01:19,243 * I am the visual The inspiration * 33 00:01:19,243 --> 00:01:20,710 * That made lady Sing the blues * 34 00:01:20,710 --> 00:01:22,576 * I'm the spark That makes your idea bright * 35 00:01:22,576 --> 00:01:24,209 * The same spark That lights the dark * 36 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,810 * So that you can know Left from right * 37 00:01:25,810 --> 00:01:28,409 * I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun * 38 00:01:28,409 --> 00:01:29,910 * The inner glow That lets you know * 39 00:01:29,910 --> 00:01:31,009 * To call your brother sun * 40 00:01:31,009 --> 00:01:32,309 * The story that just begun * 41 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:33,843 * The promise Of what's to come * 42 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,042 * And I'm 'a remain a soldier * 43 00:01:35,042 --> 00:01:37,209 * Till the war is won Won * 44 00:01:37,209 --> 00:01:38,710 * Chop, chop, chop Judo flip * 45 00:01:38,710 --> 00:01:41,376 * Chop, chop, chop Judo flip * 46 00:01:41,376 --> 00:01:43,977 * Chop, chop, chop Judo flip * 47 00:01:43,977 --> 00:01:45,343 * Chop, chop, chop * 48 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,276 HUEY: Tom DuBois was widely known 49 00:01:51,276 --> 00:01:53,142 to be a friend of the gay community. 50 00:01:53,142 --> 00:01:55,109 Tom was a crusader for gay marriage. 51 00:01:55,109 --> 00:01:57,042 He marched in gay pride parades. 52 00:01:57,042 --> 00:01:59,409 He watched gay movies and never once turned away 53 00:01:59,409 --> 00:02:01,877 or even made a face during the gay sex scenes. 54 00:02:01,877 --> 00:02:02,877 TOM: Wow. 55 00:02:02,877 --> 00:02:05,176 Sean Penn is amazing. 56 00:02:05,176 --> 00:02:07,710 HUEY: But beneath Tom's support of the gay community 57 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:09,343 was a dark secret. 58 00:02:09,343 --> 00:02:11,343 Tom had a fear of going to jail 59 00:02:11,343 --> 00:02:12,510 and being anally raped. 60 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:13,676 Hey, hey, hey nigga. 61 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:15,109 You got a nice little ass, nigga. 62 00:02:15,109 --> 00:02:16,209 Gimme your ass, nigga. 63 00:02:16,209 --> 00:02:18,443 You see me looking at you. Gimme your ass. 64 00:02:18,443 --> 00:02:22,276 No! Stay away! MAN: Hey, brown skin! 65 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,510 [***] 66 00:02:24,510 --> 00:02:26,176 HUEY: The phobia got so bad 67 00:02:26,176 --> 00:02:28,009 he took a leave of absence from his job. 68 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:33,877 Eventually, he stopped leaving the house altogether. 69 00:02:33,877 --> 00:02:36,910 Finally, Tom found a program specializing in his phobia, 70 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:39,042 treating patients with a combination 71 00:02:39,042 --> 00:02:41,343 of group therapy... My name is Tom. 72 00:02:41,343 --> 00:02:44,042 And I have a fear of going to jail 73 00:02:44,042 --> 00:02:45,209 and being anally raped. 74 00:02:45,209 --> 00:02:46,710 ALL: Hi, Tom. 75 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:48,710 confidence-building affirmations... 76 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,009 ALL: My booty is mine. 77 00:02:50,009 --> 00:02:52,042 It belongs to me. 78 00:02:52,042 --> 00:02:54,710 You cannot take my booty. 79 00:02:54,710 --> 00:02:56,243 ...and basic self-defense. 80 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:57,710 So when grabbed from behind, 81 00:02:57,710 --> 00:03:01,743 The first thing we do is drop our center of gravity. 82 00:03:01,743 --> 00:03:04,843 Then, we thrust our hips backwards 83 00:03:04,843 --> 00:03:07,510 and our arms forward, breaking the hold. 84 00:03:07,510 --> 00:03:09,676 Okay, Tom. Now, I'll do you 85 00:03:09,676 --> 00:03:11,343 and you try to get me off. 86 00:03:11,343 --> 00:03:13,076 I can't! 87 00:03:13,076 --> 00:03:15,643 It was a long road to recovery. 88 00:03:15,643 --> 00:03:18,243 PRINCIPAL: This is the third time your boys have been caught 89 00:03:18,243 --> 00:03:19,843 fighting this quarter, Mr. Freeman. 90 00:03:19,843 --> 00:03:22,576 This time, it was a brawl against five other boys. 91 00:03:22,576 --> 00:03:24,610 What happened to him? He got in the way. 92 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:26,276 You have two options, Mr. Freeman. 93 00:03:26,276 --> 00:03:27,743 The first is that both of your boys 94 00:03:27,743 --> 00:03:29,409 are expelled from school. 95 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:30,510 Ooh, I'll take that one. 96 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:31,643 Pick that one, Granddad! 97 00:03:31,643 --> 00:03:32,910 And, uh, what's the other? 98 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:34,510 We send your boys to prison. 99 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:36,376 Hold up. Don't you think that's a little... 100 00:03:36,376 --> 00:03:39,109 This is a permission slip for our Scared Stiff program. 101 00:03:39,109 --> 00:03:41,142 Delinquent students visit a real jail 102 00:03:41,142 --> 00:03:42,810 so they can interact with real inmates 103 00:03:42,810 --> 00:03:44,510 and see the real future that awaits them 104 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:46,776 if they continue with their pathological behavior. 105 00:03:46,776 --> 00:03:48,576 Ooh, I change my mind, Granddad! 106 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,476 Pick jail! Pick jail! Pick jail! Pick jail! 107 00:03:50,476 --> 00:03:51,910 Please let me go to jail! 108 00:03:52,977 --> 00:03:54,443 Tom, do you have something 109 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:55,943 you'd like to share with the group? 110 00:03:55,943 --> 00:03:57,276 Why, yes I do. 111 00:03:57,276 --> 00:03:59,710 My name is Tom. And I am no longer afraid 112 00:03:59,710 --> 00:04:01,776 of going to prison and being anally raped. 113 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,743 That's fantastic, Tom. 114 00:04:04,743 --> 00:04:07,243 And to prove it, tomorrow I'm going to prison. 115 00:04:07,243 --> 00:04:08,543 MAN: Did he say...? [ALL GASP] 116 00:04:08,543 --> 00:04:10,943 I've agreed to chaperone a Scared Stiff program. 117 00:04:10,943 --> 00:04:13,109 I'm taking a group of troubled youths to prison 118 00:04:13,109 --> 00:04:14,610 so they can mend their ways. 119 00:04:14,610 --> 00:04:16,510 Well, that's excellent, Tom. 120 00:04:16,510 --> 00:04:18,676 MAN: Whoa, man, are you sure about that? 121 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:21,076 Absolutely. I'm looking forward to it. 122 00:04:21,076 --> 00:04:23,676 See? Tom is going to face his fears head on. 123 00:04:23,676 --> 00:04:26,176 And he's gonna walk out of that prison with his rectum 124 00:04:26,176 --> 00:04:28,977 and his peace of mind intact. 125 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,843 Way to go, Tom! MAN: Way to go, buddy. 126 00:04:30,843 --> 00:04:32,176 Anybody wanna come with me? 127 00:04:32,176 --> 00:04:33,443 [ALL MURMURING] ALL: No. 128 00:04:33,443 --> 00:04:35,810 No? Okay. 129 00:04:35,810 --> 00:04:37,877 SARAH: Honey, it is great that you're making 130 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:39,376 so much progress with the therapy, 131 00:04:39,376 --> 00:04:40,576 but I just don't want you 132 00:04:40,576 --> 00:04:42,543 to think you have to prove anything to anyone. 133 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,076 Oh, honey... Look, I'm not worried 134 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,276 about your safety, 135 00:04:45,276 --> 00:04:47,209 but I'd hate for you to have a bad experience 136 00:04:47,209 --> 00:04:48,510 and go back to how you were. 137 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:49,843 You know, I was thinking about 138 00:04:49,843 --> 00:04:51,376 becoming a defense attorney. 139 00:04:51,376 --> 00:04:52,676 But how can I do that 140 00:04:52,676 --> 00:04:54,576 if I'm too scared to step foot in prison? 141 00:04:54,576 --> 00:04:56,042 How would I meet with the clients? 142 00:04:56,042 --> 00:04:58,443 Wow! Tom. I had no idea. 143 00:04:58,443 --> 00:04:59,476 Imagine it, sweetie. 144 00:04:59,476 --> 00:05:01,309 Saving people from anal rape 145 00:05:01,309 --> 00:05:02,643 instead of sending them to it. 146 00:05:02,643 --> 00:05:04,209 And that's what this trip is about. 147 00:05:04,209 --> 00:05:06,142 These boys need this trip. 148 00:05:06,142 --> 00:05:07,476 They don't fear jail at all, 149 00:05:07,476 --> 00:05:09,309 which means they'll probably end up there 150 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,009 if no one does anything. 151 00:05:11,009 --> 00:05:12,343 Don't you see, honey? 152 00:05:12,343 --> 00:05:14,142 If I'm afraid to live my life 153 00:05:14,142 --> 00:05:16,176 then the anal rapists win. 154 00:05:16,176 --> 00:05:17,676 My anus is gonna be fine. 155 00:05:17,676 --> 00:05:19,810 And I'm gonna make sure those young boys' anuses 156 00:05:19,810 --> 00:05:22,042 are just fine too. 157 00:05:23,443 --> 00:05:25,510 Pause. 158 00:05:25,510 --> 00:05:27,076 TOM: Okay, guys, remember to stay 159 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:28,376 with the group at all times. 160 00:05:28,376 --> 00:05:30,343 And remember, nothing metal in your pockets. 161 00:05:30,343 --> 00:05:32,243 The guards will take it away from you 162 00:05:32,243 --> 00:05:34,276 and you won't get it back, okay? 163 00:05:34,276 --> 00:05:36,209 Ah, okay, this is it. 164 00:05:36,209 --> 00:05:37,676 All right, alrighty. 165 00:05:37,676 --> 00:05:40,910 My name is Uncle Ruckus, Volunteer Corrections Officer. 166 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:43,710 Next stop, Willie Horton Maximum Security Prison. 167 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,076 Now, you white children be prepared. 168 00:05:46,076 --> 00:05:48,176 This is gonna be like a trip to the zoo. 169 00:05:48,176 --> 00:05:49,643 But do not worry, 170 00:05:49,643 --> 00:05:51,710 your Uncle Ruckus will protect you. 171 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:53,243 And as for you Negroes, 172 00:05:53,243 --> 00:05:55,710 well, this just gonna be like a trip to the future. 173 00:05:55,710 --> 00:05:57,610 So it should be exciting for everybody! 174 00:05:57,610 --> 00:05:58,877 Come on aboard! 175 00:05:58,877 --> 00:06:01,209 We got mm-hm, all right... [CHILDREN CHATTERING] 176 00:06:01,209 --> 00:06:02,676 Wait, where's Riley? 177 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:06,543 Riley, what are you doing? 178 00:06:06,543 --> 00:06:07,710 Nothing. Give it here. 179 00:06:07,710 --> 00:06:08,643 Come on. 180 00:06:10,977 --> 00:06:13,810 Riley, I am very disappointed in you. 181 00:06:13,810 --> 00:06:17,142 Now go get on that bus. We going inside, Mr. DuBois. 182 00:06:17,142 --> 00:06:18,676 Anything can happen in there. 183 00:06:18,676 --> 00:06:20,009 I gots to have my shank. 184 00:06:20,009 --> 00:06:21,042 You want me make you one? 185 00:06:21,042 --> 00:06:22,409 I brought an extra toothbrush. 186 00:06:22,409 --> 00:06:25,009 Now. Man, if something happens, 187 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:26,009 it's your fault. 188 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:30,276 RILEY: Anything can happen in there. 189 00:06:30,276 --> 00:06:31,977 If something happens, it's your fault. 190 00:06:31,977 --> 00:06:34,476 Anything can happen in there. We going inside, Mr. DuBois. 191 00:06:34,476 --> 00:06:36,409 [***] 192 00:06:38,576 --> 00:06:40,042 [CAWING] 193 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:49,576 [METAL DETECTOR BEEPING] 194 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,510 [CHUCKLES] 195 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:55,443 [MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 196 00:06:55,443 --> 00:06:58,476 MAN: Put my finger in your ass, man. 197 00:06:58,476 --> 00:07:00,776 It's tougher to shock kids nowadays. 198 00:07:00,776 --> 00:07:02,476 They already know what goes on in jail. 199 00:07:02,476 --> 00:07:06,076 But we do our best to scare the living shit out of them. 200 00:07:06,076 --> 00:07:08,943 CONVICT: Some of you are here today 'cause you think jail is cool. 201 00:07:08,943 --> 00:07:11,576 But see y'all wouldn't know nothing about that shit. 202 00:07:11,576 --> 00:07:13,142 Ain't shit cool about jail, nyukka! 203 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:14,543 MAN: Ain't nothing cool. 204 00:07:14,543 --> 00:07:17,009 I been here 10 years, and I ain't never getting out. 205 00:07:17,009 --> 00:07:18,643 I ain't do much. Just kill somebody. 206 00:07:18,643 --> 00:07:20,610 It ain't like the nyukka ain't have it coming. 207 00:07:20,610 --> 00:07:22,176 MAN: He sure did. Y'all think 208 00:07:22,176 --> 00:07:23,343 it's just about us in here, 209 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:25,243 but this is about an oppressive, 210 00:07:25,243 --> 00:07:27,309 fucked-up system designed to keep niggas 211 00:07:27,309 --> 00:07:28,576 down and shit. [WHIMPERS] 212 00:07:28,576 --> 00:07:30,376 Y'all wouldn't know nothing about that. 213 00:07:30,376 --> 00:07:32,343 What about you, little nigga? 214 00:07:32,343 --> 00:07:34,042 You know about that? Yes. 215 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:35,176 Oh, you know about that? 216 00:07:35,176 --> 00:07:36,676 Tell me what you know about that! 217 00:07:36,676 --> 00:07:38,343 Tell me what you think about that! 218 00:07:38,343 --> 00:07:40,643 The prison-industrial complex is a system situated 219 00:07:40,643 --> 00:07:42,176 at the intersection of government 220 00:07:42,176 --> 00:07:43,510 and private interests. 221 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:46,243 It uses prisons as a solution to social, political, 222 00:07:46,243 --> 00:07:47,510 and economic problems. 223 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:49,243 It includes human rights violations, 224 00:07:49,243 --> 00:07:50,443 the death penalty, 225 00:07:50,443 --> 00:07:52,576 slave labor, policing, courts, 226 00:07:52,576 --> 00:07:54,576 the media, political prisoners, 227 00:07:54,576 --> 00:07:57,176 and the elimination of dissent. [MAN SCOFFS] 228 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:58,843 Nigga, did you just say 229 00:07:58,843 --> 00:08:01,943 what I was trying to say but smarter? 230 00:08:01,943 --> 00:08:03,643 I like this little nigga. 231 00:08:03,643 --> 00:08:05,476 But you left one thing out, little nigga. 232 00:08:05,476 --> 00:08:08,543 Show of hands, how many people ever raped a man. 233 00:08:08,543 --> 00:08:09,843 RILEY: Pause. Heh-heh. 234 00:08:09,843 --> 00:08:12,543 Uh-huh. How many people ever been raped by a man? 235 00:08:12,543 --> 00:08:13,810 RILEY: Pause again. 236 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:15,576 All of them. One hundred percent. 237 00:08:15,576 --> 00:08:17,510 You can't get no higher than that, nyukka. 238 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:19,176 You step in here, you getting raped. 239 00:08:19,176 --> 00:08:21,910 Right up the motherfucking brown eye, baby. 240 00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:23,676 I raped a few niggas myself. 241 00:08:23,676 --> 00:08:25,810 I ain't really enjoy it, not that much. 242 00:08:25,810 --> 00:08:28,343 Shit, it felt good to the motherfucker though. 243 00:08:28,343 --> 00:08:30,209 I ain't let that nigga kiss me or nothing, 244 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:32,376 but I did tear that motherfucking ass up, nigga, 245 00:08:32,376 --> 00:08:33,610 I ain't gonna lie about it. 246 00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:34,743 But that's what the Man's 247 00:08:34,743 --> 00:08:35,977 oppressive system did to me. 248 00:08:35,977 --> 00:08:37,176 Now, me? 249 00:08:37,176 --> 00:08:38,843 I'm more of a romantic type. 250 00:08:38,843 --> 00:08:41,176 I'll still rape you, but I'll definitely stroke 251 00:08:41,176 --> 00:08:42,843 your head lovingly while I do it. 252 00:08:42,843 --> 00:08:44,443 See, cause I want you to like it. 253 00:08:44,443 --> 00:08:46,176 Now, you don't have to like it. 254 00:08:46,176 --> 00:08:48,576 But I... 255 00:08:48,576 --> 00:08:50,209 Sorry. I was distracted 256 00:08:50,209 --> 00:08:51,910 by that fine motherfucker right there. 257 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,576 What's your name, fine motherfucker? 258 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,243 I, uh... MAN: What's your name? 259 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,743 Don't think that's, um... Tom. 260 00:08:56,743 --> 00:08:59,576 Okay, now let's talk about Tom. 261 00:08:59,576 --> 00:09:00,643 Tom is the type of nigga 262 00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:02,610 that gives us wet dreams up in here. 263 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,309 Medium brown. 264 00:09:04,309 --> 00:09:05,776 Soft features. Tall and in shape, 265 00:09:05,776 --> 00:09:07,776 but still soft and squishy. [WHIMPERING] 266 00:09:07,776 --> 00:09:10,643 Now, I like to put the jelly inside my ass. 267 00:09:10,643 --> 00:09:13,309 Then put some of this peanut butter on top of it. 268 00:09:13,309 --> 00:09:16,943 I call it a peanut butter-jelly and asshole sandwich. 269 00:09:16,943 --> 00:09:18,543 But Tom here will be calling it lunch. 270 00:09:18,543 --> 00:09:19,843 MAN: Yeah, nigga! 271 00:09:19,843 --> 00:09:22,209 You know what the system does when you come to prison? 272 00:09:22,209 --> 00:09:24,309 They strip you. They strip you mentally, 273 00:09:24,309 --> 00:09:26,476 emotionally, and they strip you naked. 274 00:09:26,476 --> 00:09:28,743 But-ass naked! What the fuck is you looking at nigga? 275 00:09:28,743 --> 00:09:31,142 Punch you right in your motherfucking temple, nigga. 276 00:09:31,142 --> 00:09:33,243 Give me your clothes. MAN: Beat his ass. 277 00:09:33,243 --> 00:09:35,776 You're supposed to be scaring the kids. 278 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,142 I said give me your clothes. 279 00:09:37,142 --> 00:09:38,543 Start with your shoes. Hurry up. 280 00:09:38,543 --> 00:09:40,209 You need some help? I got it. 281 00:09:40,209 --> 00:09:41,443 [WHIMPERS] 282 00:09:41,443 --> 00:09:44,610 Now you see this, kids? You really, 283 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:46,977 really, don't want this to happen to you, okay? 284 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,176 CONVICT: And your shirt too, nigga! Hurry up! 285 00:09:49,176 --> 00:09:50,643 MAN: Take it off! 286 00:09:50,643 --> 00:09:52,943 CONVICT: Okay. Y'all motherfuckers looking, huh? 287 00:09:52,943 --> 00:09:55,009 Tom just got his motherfucking manhood tested. 288 00:09:55,009 --> 00:09:56,610 And he failed. He should have knocked 289 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:57,943 my motherfucking head off. 290 00:09:57,943 --> 00:09:59,676 And you know what that means, don't you? 291 00:09:59,676 --> 00:10:01,710 Tom, you getting raped. 292 00:10:01,710 --> 00:10:04,510 When you go to prison, the most important thing 293 00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:05,910 in your life is gonna be booty. 294 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:07,376 MAN: Better listen to him. 295 00:10:07,376 --> 00:10:08,576 A man's butt. 296 00:10:08,576 --> 00:10:10,076 Booty, getting some booty 297 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,343 is more important than eating food. 298 00:10:12,343 --> 00:10:14,443 It's more important than drinking water. 299 00:10:14,443 --> 00:10:16,810 If I see a man I like, I tell him like this here: 300 00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:19,676 I likes you, and I want you. 301 00:10:19,676 --> 00:10:21,877 Now, we can do this the easy way, 302 00:10:21,877 --> 00:10:23,776 or we can do it the hard way. 303 00:10:23,776 --> 00:10:25,843 The choice is yours. MAN: What you want? 304 00:10:25,843 --> 00:10:27,443 What's it gonna be? [WHIMPERING] 305 00:10:27,443 --> 00:10:29,576 MAN 1: Say it, nigga. I asked you a question, Tom. 306 00:10:29,576 --> 00:10:31,376 MAN 2: I can't hear you. MAN 3: Say it, Tom! 307 00:10:31,376 --> 00:10:32,543 I-I don't want to answer. 308 00:10:32,543 --> 00:10:34,877 Uh, excuse me I didn't hear you, Tom. 309 00:10:34,877 --> 00:10:37,409 I said I-I don't want to answer. 310 00:10:37,409 --> 00:10:38,443 I don't wanna... 311 00:10:38,443 --> 00:10:40,209 I don't wanna do this anymore. 312 00:10:40,209 --> 00:10:42,042 Sound like to me you want it the hard way. 313 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,943 MAN: Give it to him! 314 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,543 GUARD: Out of the way! 315 00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:47,042 All right, everybody calm down! 316 00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:49,209 Calm down! Now we taking over the prison. 317 00:10:49,209 --> 00:10:50,743 So back up! Back up! 318 00:10:50,743 --> 00:10:53,843 [ECHOING] Back up! Back up! 319 00:10:53,843 --> 00:10:55,142 You can't have my booty! 320 00:10:55,142 --> 00:10:56,343 [SCREAMS] 321 00:10:56,343 --> 00:10:58,009 [ALL SHOUTING] 322 00:10:58,009 --> 00:11:00,209 GUARD: Get him! Get him! 323 00:11:00,209 --> 00:11:02,209 [WHIMPERING] 324 00:11:02,209 --> 00:11:04,142 [SCREAMING] [PRISONERS YELLING] 325 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,543 [SIREN WAILING] 326 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,543 [***] 327 00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:13,476 [PRISONERS SHOUTING] 328 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:20,176 REPORTER: And more reports coming in that hostages 329 00:11:20,176 --> 00:11:21,676 are being held inside the prison. 330 00:11:21,676 --> 00:11:21,976 [PANTING] 331 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,633 Oh, my God. I can't believe this. 332 00:11:27,232 --> 00:11:29,065 WOMAN: Hello, 911 emergency. 333 00:11:29,065 --> 00:11:31,232 Oh, my God. Listen, you have to help! 334 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,499 Help me, please! Sir, please calm down. 335 00:11:33,499 --> 00:11:34,799 What's your emergency? 336 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,233 I'm inside William Horton Maximum Security Prison 337 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:38,734 and they attacked the guards. 338 00:11:38,733 --> 00:11:40,232 I think there's a riot happening. 339 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:41,900 They've got hostages too. 340 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:44,299 Children. Oh, my God, I left the children. 341 00:11:44,299 --> 00:11:45,900 Sir, where did you say you were again? 342 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,299 I'm inside the prison. 343 00:11:47,299 --> 00:11:49,533 How long before the cops come in and save us? 344 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:51,132 Well, I wouldn't hold your breath. 345 00:11:51,132 --> 00:11:52,799 Yeah, I got a guy on the phone that says 346 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,266 he's at Horton Prison. 347 00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:55,399 I-I don't know, I'll ask. 348 00:11:55,399 --> 00:11:57,199 Uh, sir, have they raped you yet? 349 00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:58,766 Ha-ha-ha! Have they raped... 350 00:11:58,766 --> 00:12:01,165 No! What kind of a fucked up question is that? 351 00:12:01,165 --> 00:12:02,900 [GRUNTING] 352 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,299 [PHONE RINGS] 353 00:12:07,299 --> 00:12:09,366 Hello? AUTOMATED VOICE: Hello. 354 00:12:09,366 --> 00:12:13,032 You have a collect call from a correctional facility from: 355 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,866 [TOM CRYING] 356 00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:17,099 [TOM SPEAKING GIBBERISH] 357 00:12:17,099 --> 00:12:19,266 AUTOMATED VOICE: Do you accept the call? 358 00:12:19,266 --> 00:12:20,599 Yes! Yes! TOM: Honey! 359 00:12:20,599 --> 00:12:21,599 Oh, Tom! What's wrong? 360 00:12:21,599 --> 00:12:22,799 I was in the prison, and... 361 00:12:22,799 --> 00:12:24,099 [SPEAKING GIBBERISH] 362 00:12:24,099 --> 00:12:26,399 Riley had a shank and I... I didn't throw it away 363 00:12:26,399 --> 00:12:28,199 and then it started a riot. 364 00:12:28,199 --> 00:12:29,366 [GASPS] 365 00:12:29,366 --> 00:12:30,933 Damn it, who let that booty get away? 366 00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:33,000 Don't look at me, I was fighting with the guards. 367 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,232 Well, what do we do now? Ask him, it was his idea. 368 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,332 I thought you had some escape plan worked out. 369 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,567 Wasn't no escape plan. 370 00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:41,667 Uh, booty is more important than escaping. 371 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,567 So I said to myself when I seen that shank, 372 00:12:43,566 --> 00:12:45,666 "This an opportunity for me to get some booty." 373 00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:47,666 That was it? Nigga, I thought you had demands. 374 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:48,799 Oh, I had demands. 375 00:12:48,799 --> 00:12:50,266 I had demands to get some booty. 376 00:12:50,266 --> 00:12:52,633 I thought this was supposed to be some Attica type shit. 377 00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:54,332 Now, how y'all think that make me feel? 378 00:12:54,332 --> 00:12:55,633 Y'all let the booty get away. 379 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:58,432 Now I got to go hunt down the booty. Damn. 380 00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:01,165 [PRISONERS SHOUTING] 381 00:13:01,165 --> 00:13:02,833 Tom! 382 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,366 RUCKUS: Please. Do what you want 383 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,799 to them two little gorilla chimps over there. 384 00:13:06,799 --> 00:13:09,866 But leave these beautiful little white children alone. 385 00:13:09,866 --> 00:13:11,866 Are you gonna rape us? 386 00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:14,299 Do we look like priests? We ain't gonna hurt no kids. 387 00:13:14,299 --> 00:13:15,599 Now, that's good. That's good. 388 00:13:15,599 --> 00:13:17,032 But it is okay if you do hurt them. 389 00:13:17,032 --> 00:13:18,499 Hey, nigga. Hey, didn't I just say 390 00:13:18,499 --> 00:13:20,466 we ain't gonna hurt no kids? So shut the fuck up 391 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,399 and let me think! 392 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,332 No plan, huh? We didn't exactly 393 00:13:25,332 --> 00:13:26,900 put a whole lot of thought into this, 394 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,900 you know what I'm saying? Guess we just kind of, 395 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,165 you know, got caught up in the motherfucking moment. 396 00:13:31,165 --> 00:13:32,499 You have grievances, right? 397 00:13:32,499 --> 00:13:33,499 Like a motherfucker. 398 00:13:33,499 --> 00:13:35,099 Well, you got hostages. 399 00:13:35,099 --> 00:13:36,533 Might as well make the best of it. 400 00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,065 Make a list of reasonable demands 401 00:13:38,065 --> 00:13:40,733 in exchange for the hostages and this might all work out. 402 00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:42,232 Hey, yo, what y'all think, niggas? 403 00:13:42,232 --> 00:13:44,399 Should we try to like, uh, you know what I'm saying 404 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:45,766 and shit, like, uh, negotiate 405 00:13:45,766 --> 00:13:47,366 with these motherfuckers for stuff? 406 00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:49,900 There's definitely some things I'd like to see changed. 407 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,900 Me too. Well, if we gonna do this shit, 408 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,065 we need to do it right. We can't just be acting like 409 00:13:54,065 --> 00:13:55,399 a bunch of wild ignorant niggas 410 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,466 out there just be shouting out demands and shit. 411 00:13:57,466 --> 00:14:00,132 We got a motherfucking black president now. 412 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:03,065 Ha! Good luck! Baboon Bama'll be in here soon too. 413 00:14:03,065 --> 00:14:04,232 Hey, hey! You ain't too fat 414 00:14:04,232 --> 00:14:05,833 and ugly to get raped, motherfucker. 415 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,165 I apologize for my outburst. 416 00:14:08,165 --> 00:14:09,866 [CRYING] 417 00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:12,466 I left the kids. I gotta go back for the kids. 418 00:14:12,466 --> 00:14:15,099 Honey, just stay there. Let the professionals handle it. 419 00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:17,699 No. This is all my f-fault. 420 00:14:17,699 --> 00:14:19,799 I have to make it right. 421 00:14:19,799 --> 00:14:22,032 I love you, sweetie. Tom! 422 00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:23,699 No, please don't be brave. 423 00:14:23,699 --> 00:14:25,132 Bravery isn't your thing. 424 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,866 I love you, sweetie. 425 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,866 If I don't come back, tell Jazmine that I-I... 426 00:14:29,866 --> 00:14:31,633 [SNIFFLES] 427 00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:32,900 [SNORTS] 428 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,833 [SCREAMS, CRYING] 429 00:14:37,065 --> 00:14:38,866 [***] 430 00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:40,432 CONVICT: Okay, so all the motions 431 00:14:40,432 --> 00:14:43,165 brought before this motherfucking committee 432 00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:46,733 to add, uh, a demand to the official list of demands 433 00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:48,432 will be ratified with a motherfucking 434 00:14:48,432 --> 00:14:50,699 majority vote, nigga. Unless that demand is vetoed 435 00:14:50,699 --> 00:14:52,299 from the committee chief executive, 436 00:14:52,299 --> 00:14:53,599 at which point it will require 437 00:14:53,599 --> 00:14:55,599 a two-third majority vote to pass. 438 00:14:55,599 --> 00:14:57,366 Yo, who gets to be the chief executive? 439 00:14:57,366 --> 00:14:59,766 I'm the motherfucking chief executive, motherfucker. 440 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,466 I didn't vote for you. I thought this was 441 00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:03,499 a democracy, you autocratic motherfucker. 442 00:15:03,499 --> 00:15:04,933 Come over here, and say that shit 443 00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:07,266 and I'll turn your motherfucking teeth upside down. 444 00:15:07,266 --> 00:15:10,165 The chief executive is a rotating office to be held 445 00:15:10,165 --> 00:15:12,499 by each member of the Executive Riot Committee 446 00:15:12,499 --> 00:15:14,299 in order of prison ID number, 447 00:15:14,299 --> 00:15:16,633 for a period not to exceed 90 minutes' time. 448 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:17,933 Well, wait a goddamn minute. 449 00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:20,533 Who the fuck is this Executive Riot Committee? 450 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:21,933 Us. 451 00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:23,266 Oh yeah, right. 452 00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:24,499 Okay, good. 453 00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:27,699 First motion to introduce a demand for rafification: 454 00:15:27,699 --> 00:15:29,266 All in favor of bitches? 455 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:32,533 Brother Huey, let the record 456 00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:33,933 show that the motion has passed. 457 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,299 Please add "bitches" to the official list of demands. 458 00:15:36,299 --> 00:15:38,366 ALL: Yeah! Bitches! 459 00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:39,432 Okay, next motion? 460 00:15:39,432 --> 00:15:40,966 White bitches. Wait. 461 00:15:40,966 --> 00:15:42,332 Isn't that covered in bitches? 462 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,900 Hold up! Bitches and white bitches 463 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,000 is two different things. 464 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,599 Well, then we have to go back and amend 465 00:15:46,599 --> 00:15:48,599 the previous demand to specify white bitches. 466 00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,032 Why we gotta have a white bitch 467 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,299 because you got a white bitch? 468 00:15:51,299 --> 00:15:52,399 To me it's a wasted demand. 469 00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:54,065 They never gonna give us a white bitch. 470 00:15:54,065 --> 00:15:55,900 They never give us one if we don't ask. 471 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,132 We got to stand up, 472 00:15:57,132 --> 00:15:59,299 and not just demand bitches, but white bitches. 473 00:15:59,299 --> 00:16:01,599 Well, fuck it then, I want me an Alaskan bitch. 474 00:16:01,599 --> 00:16:03,466 Beggars can't be choosers, motherfucker. 475 00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:05,299 We already asking for bitches, all right? 476 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,000 We have white hostages. 477 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,466 We have the strategic leverage to get white bitches. 478 00:16:09,466 --> 00:16:11,332 Man, y'all being too picky, man. 479 00:16:11,332 --> 00:16:12,499 A bitch is a bitch. 480 00:16:12,499 --> 00:16:14,032 Man, look, look, why can't y'all 481 00:16:14,032 --> 00:16:15,499 just shut the fuck up and be happy 482 00:16:15,499 --> 00:16:17,132 with whatever bitch we get up in here? 483 00:16:17,132 --> 00:16:19,666 I guess you never heard the phrase "Yes, we can." 484 00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:22,000 It's my God-given right as an inmate 485 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,699 to have a white bitch. That's not a God-given right 486 00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:26,733 for an inmate. Or anyone else, really. 487 00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:29,199 Oh. Well, I may not have a God-given right 488 00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:31,332 to white bitches. But I do have a God-given right 489 00:16:31,332 --> 00:16:33,065 to ask for white bitches. 490 00:16:33,065 --> 00:16:35,165 Hey, man, the nigga do have a point. 491 00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:36,366 Hey, he's right. 492 00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:37,699 Motion to add "white bitches" 493 00:16:37,699 --> 00:16:39,099 to the official list of demands. 494 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,065 Everyone in favor? 495 00:16:43,065 --> 00:16:45,032 Motion passes. Please add 496 00:16:45,032 --> 00:16:47,866 "white bitches" to the official list of demands. 497 00:16:47,866 --> 00:16:49,032 Okay, next motion. 498 00:16:49,032 --> 00:16:50,833 [ALARM WAILING] 499 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,766 [POLICE RADIO CHATTERING] 500 00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:56,766 [TOM PANTING] 501 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,366 [DOOR OPENS] 502 00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:00,833 CONVICT: I'm telling you they getting bitches in here. 503 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:02,466 As soon as they get the bitches in here 504 00:17:02,466 --> 00:17:04,000 I'll stop tapping your ass. 505 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,232 [DOOR CLOSES] 506 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,799 [WHIMPERING] 507 00:17:08,132 --> 00:17:10,599 Okay, so the list so far is: "Bitches. 508 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,599 "White bitches, Asian bitches, 509 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:13,866 "Brazilian bitches, 510 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,332 "East Indian Bitches, West Indian Bitches... 511 00:17:16,332 --> 00:17:18,466 [WHISPERING] Ruckus! Come on! 512 00:17:18,466 --> 00:17:21,165 "Broadband internet porn, K-Y Jelly, Condoms, 513 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,399 Viagra, People magazine, and Alaskan bitches." 514 00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:26,199 Isn't there anything else you guys want? 515 00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:30,000 You may never get this chance again. 516 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,266 Anything else? 517 00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:33,132 I thought that's what the magazine was for. 518 00:17:33,132 --> 00:17:34,900 No. I'm gonna knock that down too. 519 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,533 What about an end to the outsourcing 520 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:39,000 of prison labor to private companies? 521 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,266 I like that. Yeah, yeah. That's not bad. 522 00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:42,533 What if we keep doing the work 523 00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:43,933 but they pay us in white bitches? 524 00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:45,866 CONVICT 3: Yo, that's crazy. 525 00:17:45,866 --> 00:17:48,432 Man, white bitches. CONVICT 4: I'd work my ass off. 526 00:17:48,432 --> 00:17:50,866 [***] 527 00:17:50,866 --> 00:17:52,065 [WHISPERING] Come on. 528 00:17:52,065 --> 00:17:53,733 RUCKUS: Follow him, white children. 529 00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:55,633 Niggas know they way through prison. 530 00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:58,032 Best, you know what? I'd love to be paid in white bitches. 531 00:17:58,032 --> 00:18:00,799 [CONVICTS CHATTERING] 532 00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:02,299 [***] 533 00:18:02,299 --> 00:18:05,266 Hey, yo, nigga! Where the hostages? 534 00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:07,432 Thank God. Is everyone all right? 535 00:18:07,432 --> 00:18:09,332 There's a service exit not far from here. 536 00:18:09,332 --> 00:18:11,499 Aw, my precious little white children. 537 00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:13,099 I told you, y'all would be safe 538 00:18:13,099 --> 00:18:14,332 with your Uncle Ruckus. 539 00:18:14,332 --> 00:18:16,266 Ruckus, where's Huey and Riley? 540 00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:18,099 Where they belong, with the convicts. 541 00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:19,599 You left Huey and Riley? 542 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,666 Course I did. 543 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,466 [***] 544 00:18:22,466 --> 00:18:25,366 You guys go ahead. I've gotta go back. 545 00:18:25,366 --> 00:18:27,165 Tom! Tom, are you crazy? 546 00:18:27,165 --> 00:18:30,000 Tom! Stay away from that tossed-salad guy! 547 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,833 You got peanut allergies! 548 00:18:33,799 --> 00:18:35,299 CONVICT 1: You! I'm talking to you! 549 00:18:35,299 --> 00:18:37,266 [WHIMPERING] 550 00:18:42,232 --> 00:18:43,900 [PANTING] The booty is mine. 551 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,032 It belongs to me. 552 00:18:45,032 --> 00:18:47,165 [MUTTERING] 553 00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:48,933 [SCREAMS] 554 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:56,499 MAN: * Tom, come out to play * 555 00:18:58,165 --> 00:18:59,266 Ow! 556 00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:01,165 So you wanna do it the hard way, huh? 557 00:19:01,165 --> 00:19:03,332 I got it for you hard. 558 00:19:03,332 --> 00:19:05,666 Ugh! Don't drop the soap, Tom! 559 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,866 [TOM GRUNTING] 560 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,432 I want that booty, Tom. 561 00:19:11,432 --> 00:19:12,766 You can't have my booty. 562 00:19:12,766 --> 00:19:13,866 Oh, yeah, I can. 563 00:19:13,866 --> 00:19:15,666 The booty is mine, it belongs to me, 564 00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,666 you cannot take my booty. 565 00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:20,000 The booty is mine, it belongs to me, 566 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,065 you cannot take my booty. 567 00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:24,032 [SCREAMING] 568 00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:26,833 [GRUNTS] 569 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,065 [***] 570 00:19:29,065 --> 00:19:30,599 [SCREAMS] 571 00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:34,032 [GRUNTING] 572 00:19:34,032 --> 00:19:35,099 [GROANS] 573 00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:37,699 Mm-hm. 574 00:19:37,699 --> 00:19:39,499 [***] 575 00:19:42,499 --> 00:19:44,699 Mm-hm, come on, Tom. 576 00:19:49,132 --> 00:19:51,900 [YELLS] 577 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,966 [GRUNTS] 578 00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:54,900 [GROANS] 579 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,466 [GASPS] 580 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,299 [SCREAMING] 581 00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:03,533 You can't have it! 582 00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:08,299 Ah, man! 583 00:20:08,299 --> 00:20:09,766 Yo! Them niggas left without us. 584 00:20:09,766 --> 00:20:11,065 Ain't that a bitch. 585 00:20:11,065 --> 00:20:13,399 Whose job was it to watch the motherfucking hostages? 586 00:20:13,399 --> 00:20:15,232 You forgot to assign it to someone, 587 00:20:15,232 --> 00:20:17,065 Mr. Chief Motherfucking Executive. 588 00:20:17,065 --> 00:20:18,266 Did y'all know about this? 589 00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:20,399 If we did, do you think we'd still be here? 590 00:20:20,399 --> 00:20:22,733 What are we gonna do with demands and no hostages? 591 00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,132 We got them. 592 00:20:24,132 --> 00:20:26,232 Man, we won't get any strategic leverage 593 00:20:26,232 --> 00:20:28,132 with them two. I motion we end the riot, 594 00:20:28,132 --> 00:20:29,833 disband the Executive Riot Committee, 595 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,065 and surrender to authorities. 596 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,566 Okay. All in favor of ending the riot. 597 00:20:37,065 --> 00:20:38,599 Motion passes. 598 00:20:38,599 --> 00:20:40,933 CONVICT 2: Wait a minute, let me get this right. 599 00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:43,466 Do the, uh, jelly go inside your ass? 600 00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:45,432 You know, I spend a lot of time, you know, 601 00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:47,332 thinking about all the shit I could've done. 602 00:20:47,332 --> 00:20:49,499 I mean, I wake up in the morning and I think, 603 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,432 I could've been the motherfucking president. 604 00:20:52,432 --> 00:20:53,799 Shit. 605 00:20:53,799 --> 00:20:56,199 Nigga, I wish things had've been different. 606 00:20:56,199 --> 00:20:59,533 I mean, I'd do anything in the motherfucking world 607 00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:01,032 just for things to be different. 608 00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:06,366 I guess I'm just gonna be raping niggas' asses 609 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,266 for the rest of my motherfucking life. 610 00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:13,199 [PRISONERS SHOUTING] 611 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,165 [SCREAMING] 612 00:21:19,165 --> 00:21:21,165 Boys! Boys, are you okay? 613 00:21:21,165 --> 00:21:22,933 Yeah. Are you okay? 614 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,499 Yes. Heh. I'm okay. 615 00:21:25,499 --> 00:21:28,366 For the first time in a long time, I'm okay. 616 00:21:28,366 --> 00:21:30,699 Of course you okay. You ran. 617 00:21:30,699 --> 00:21:33,032 How a chaperone gonna run, Mr. DuBois? Huh? 618 00:21:33,032 --> 00:21:34,432 "Leave the kids, save yourself?" 619 00:21:34,432 --> 00:21:36,065 Is that what chaperoning mean to you? 620 00:21:36,065 --> 00:21:39,199 Pfft. I can't believe this is supposed to scare me. 621 00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:41,232 A prison full of bitch-ass niggas. 622 00:21:41,232 --> 00:21:44,399 The convicts is bitch-ass niggas. All they did was vote. 623 00:21:44,399 --> 00:21:47,099 The COs was bitch-ass niggas, 'cause they just fell over. 624 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,332 And, Tom, you's a bitch-ass nigga too. 625 00:21:49,332 --> 00:21:50,866 Because all you did was run. 626 00:21:50,866 --> 00:21:52,065 They wouldn't know what to do 627 00:21:52,065 --> 00:21:53,666 with a real nigga like me up in here. 628 00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:55,299 Lucky for them I'm a little kid 629 00:21:55,299 --> 00:21:56,933 so they can't put me in a real jail. 630 00:21:56,933 --> 00:21:58,599 They gotta put me in a jail for, like, 631 00:21:58,599 --> 00:22:00,165 real nigga little kids. 632 00:22:01,432 --> 00:22:04,366 [***]