: I am not a prophet.
But sometimes I have prophetic dreams.
Like the one where I was at a garden party.
Excuse me.
Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make.
Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil,
and the government is lyin' about 9/11.
Thank you for your time and good night.
No!
That can't be true!
: Here's something
black people have known
for a couple of hundred years:
Niggas are crazy.
Black people don't like to talk about crazy niggas in public
Unhand me!
'cause white people may be listening.
Hi-ya!
But I'm afraid the secret might be out.
MAN: He's on fire!
: Former singer Whitney Houston
appeared in court
Somebody get some water.
alongside husband Bobby Brown,
Ow!
who's facing battery charges
Mm-hm. You havin' that dream where you made
for allegedly beating his once-respectable wife.
the white people riot, weren't ya?
But I was tellin' the truth!
Hell to nah! Bobby don't hit me.
How many times have I told you, you better not even dream
See, we have this TV show, a-and it's-- It's our TV show.
about tellin' white folk the truth?
And I was tryin' to get more time on it.
You understand me?
It's my show, bitch!
Shoot.
Makin' white people riot.
You know, I think they're on drugs.
You better learn how to lie like me.
I'm gonna find me a white man and lie to him right now.
Let's see what's on BET.
Oh, Lordy-Lord. Oh, shake it to the right.
Mm. Shake it, shake it, shake.
You boys cover your eyes. Shake, shake, shake.
Got to leave something to the imagination.
That's just showin' too much booty. Turn it.
And on our "Talking Points" this evening,
it seems like the hip-hop community
is trading in their gold chains
for gold showers.
Hip-hop singer R. Kelly is on trial again this week
for sharing some of his liquid bling
with yet another underage girl.
Some advice for Mr. Kelly:
Next time, use a golden shower curtain
and keep your golden showers to yourself.
What's wrong with a man giving away a golden shower?
Sounds like a nice gift to me.
What? Shoot, I wish somebody gave me a golden shower.
One, I like gold. Two, I like showers.
Put it together, hey, that sound like the life.
Hoo!
If you're good,
Sorry, Billy Blanks, but why buy the tape
Santa Claus might give you a golden shower for Christmas.
when you can get the infomercial for free?
Whew!
Christmas?
My man Santa.
And controversial R & B superstar R. Kelly
will be heading into court tomorrow
What the hell?
for the first day of his latest highly anticipated trial
Boys!
for child pornography
and lewd acts with a local minor.
Granddad, can you take us into the city tomorrow
Would one of y'all like to explain this?
Uh...
to watch the R. Kelly trial?
You mean, the orange juice or the miniskirt?
Hell, no.
But you can walk.
Which one of y'all drank the last glass of orange juice?
It's 40 miles.
That's the last full day's supply of vitamin C.
All the money I spent on them damn Nikes?
Heh. You better "just do it."
What am I supposed to do about my vitamin C now?
Assistant District Attorney Thomas DuBois
Y'all need to start appreciatin' your granddaddy.
is leading the prosecution of Kelly
I went and spent your inheritance
and has a mountain of evidence
on this beautiful house in this neighborhood.
against the famous R & B performer,
including a videotape allegedly showing Kelly
And all I ask you to do
is act like you got some class.
Hey, what's class?
urinating on a 14-year-old girl,
It means don't act like niggas.
which is widely available for download
S-see? That's what I'm talkin' about right there.
at www.FreeToPee.com. Ooh.
We don't use the N-word in this house.
Granddad, you said the word "nigga" 46 times yesterday.
I'm gonna go, uh...
I counted.
check my e-mail.
Nigga, hush.
Now, you may not like it,
Yeah.
but I moved y'all out here
to expand your horizon.
Get your little short ass back here!
There's a new white man out here.
He's refined.
For example, did you know
that the new white man loves gourmet cheese?
TOM: Hey, boys!
Wait.
I'm sorry, did you say cheese?
Yep, cheese.
Hey there, Huey. Riley.
You give the meanest white man a piece of cheese,
I couldn't help but notice your sign,
and I hope you boys aren't too upset about me
and he turn into Mr. Rogers.
having to prosecute Mr. Kelly.
Granddad, that doesn't make sense.
Don't you talk back to me.
Hey, man, you do what you gotta do.
Granddad, you can't tame
Why R. Kelly, huh? What did R. Kelly do to you?
the white supremacist power structure with cheese!
Oh, yes, I can! No, you can't!
He's accused of relieving himself
GRANDDAD: Yes, I can! No, you can not!
on an underage girl on tape,
HUEY: Cheese.
which is against the law.
How can somebody that old
Okay, okay, okay.
say somethin' that stupid?
But let's examine this whole peein' thing.
RILEY: I know about white people too.
Like, when they talk,
So I can pee in a toilet, and it's okay,
they say the whole word,
like this.
but if I pee on a person, it's, like, not okay?
Well...yeah.
HUEY: Why'd he even move us
out here?
Well, what if I'm peein', and Huey's in the bathroom,
Probably did it just to make us miserable.
and I accidentally pee on Huey?
RILEY: And white people take time out
to study.
Should I go to jail?
What the hell would I be doin' in the bathroom
I hate this place.
while you're in the bathroom?
RILEY: And white people arrest you.
Hold up, hold up.
Remember when we used to sleep in the same bed
Man.
when we was littler?
From time to time, I'd have a little accident.
RILEY: Hey!
You still do. Shut up.
So, Mr. DuBois,
Looks like the feds.
Mr. "I Wanna Lock Niggas Up for Peein',"
what's the statute of limitations on bed-wettin'?
Why not prosecute me and R. Kelly at the same time, huh?
Now, Riley, no one's going to prosecute you
Who the hell could be knockin' on this door
this early in the mornin'?
for bed-wetting.
And you shouldn't.
If it's a Jehovah Witness, I'm kickin' his ass.
It's a natural bodily function.
Yes?
I'm looking for Robert Freeman.
And now every nigga in the world gonna be scared to pee.
I'm Robert Freeman.
I may never pee again!
I'm Ed Wuncler.
Riley, it was a little girl!
From Wuncler's Savings and Loan.
Oh, I seen that girl. She ain't little.
Uh, so?
I'm little. Yes.
I own the bank that owns your house.
Gary Coleman's little. Yes.
Mini-Me is little. Very.
Oh, well--
And to the best of my knowledge,
Come in, sir.
Welcome to your house.
we all managed to avoid gettin' peed on so far.
But what about the victim?
Oh, yes, the victim.
Robert, my family founded Woodcrest over 170 years ago.
At what point does personal responsibility
become a factor in this equation?
I don't think that--
I was born here, and I still live here.
I see piss comin', I move.
Mm.
She saw piss comin', she stayed.
I consider this place to be family,
Yes, she did, but--
And why should I have to miss out
on the next R. Kelly album just for that?
and I'm very selective
about who I allow in to that family.
Man, you just got beat by an 8-year-old.
You understand what I'm saying, Robert?
And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'll piss on your cat!
Hey, yes, I totally understand.
Would you like some...
cheese?
Did you just offer me cheese?
Yes, I did.
RUCKUS: I tell you,
it sure is beautiful out here.
I'd love some cheese, thank you.
White folks sure know how to make some nice foliage.
Hm.
Riley!
Ah, come on, Ruckus.
Go get the fancy cheese.
I'd like to ask some questions, if you don't mind.
You can't give the white man credit for the trees.
Where them two little nappy-headed grandkids of yours?
Are you gay, and if so, do you have a gay lover
living with you in the house?
Ah, they went into the city
to watch the trial of that singer.
Oh, right, right.
Gay? No, I'm not gay.
That black sumbitch that supposed to have had
urinal relations with that underage colored gal.
I mean, I happen to think a man looks nice
with good hair and a ponytail.
Didn't Jerry Lee Lewis marry a 14-year-old baby?
But, no, mm-mm, I'm not gay.
What's your position on gay marriage?
You can't compare a chocolate monkey like R. Kelly
Well, first of all,
to Jerry Lee Lewis!
I believe all marriage is wrong.
Jerry Lee Lewis is the king of rock 'n' roll!
Great balls of fire!
Good one, good.
Besides, that situation was different.
Uh, you don't look like you associate
That was family.
with any Muslims, Arabs, you know.
MAN: We're here
at the R. Kelly trial,
People of terrorist descent?
where there are a handful of angry protesters
Uh, well...
making their voices heard.
These are scholars, activists,
RILEY: We got Kraft,
and we got Velveeta.
pillars of the African-American community,
and they are outraged.
And we're just going to head over here
Your grandson?
to the R. Kelly supporters,
Afraid so. Ahem.
where it's quite the festive event.
And you are? Hey!
You know, I have a grandson too. He's--
Now, why did you come out here to support R. Kelly?
Is that right?
'Cause he good!
Well, heh-heh-heh,
And what about those protesters over there
this has been delightful.
Well, it's really been a pleasure, Mr., uh--
who say he's crossed the line?
Mm.
I-Own-Everything.
Man, fuck them literate-ass, uppity niggas.
We should get together soon
and have, uh... more cheese.
All they talk about is readin' and eatin' right.
Like a nice Brie or a G-Gouda--
Nobody wanna hear all that shit.
G-Gayda-- Gouda.
If I wanna get high blood pressure, then--
Heh. You know, you're my kind of guy, Freeman.
Nigga, get the carrot away from me!
Old school.
If I wanna get high blood pressure,
then damn it, that's my business!
What are you doin' tomorrow?
We're throwin' a garden party
Let's talk to another R. Kelly supporter.
for my grandson.
Uh, you there, urban youth.
He just got back from Iraq.
Why do you think R. Kelly is innocent?
You should stop by, meet some of the neighbors.
If I started peein' on you right now,
Bring the kids.
would you, A, smile and ask for more,
Sounds like a splendid idea.
or B, move the hell out the way?
I'll see you tomorrow.
But before you answer that, let me ask America:
Uh, thanks for stoppin' by.
Cheers.
Has pee ever really hurt anybody?
And I wanna give a big shout-out to my homey,
Huey!
GRANDDAD: This damn thing looks real.
D-Bone, whassup?!
Can I have my gun back?
Okay, that's enough.
Oof.
Get off me!
Son of a--!
Get off me, Huey!
GRANDDAD: A garden party?
Free R. Kelly!
Yeah, boy.
Hey, yo, yo, yo! Look! Free R. Kelly!
I might buy sandals and new underwear.
Those R. Kelly haters are oppressin' that little boy!
Oh, you shot me!
RILEY: Free R. Kelly!
Granddad tried to assassinate me.
Free-- Argh!
Boy, what did I tell ya? This is the new white man.
MAN: Get out of here, y'all.
He's distinguished.
MAN 2: We know what we talkin' about.
Granddad, I do not sip tea with the enemy.
MAN 3: Get 'em! WOMAN: You want a piece of me?
You could force me to go,
Aaaahhh!
but you cannot force me to be someone I'm not.
The hell I can't!
You gonna go and you're not gonna embarrass me
I knew it would be just a matter of time
in front of my new neighbors, or I'm gonna beat your ass.
before violence broke out.
Why can't we be ourselves, huh? Why can't I be me?
It's pandemonium here at the R. Kelly trial.
Are you ashamed of us? Very.
Oh, the humanity!
We never asked to move here
with your precious new white people, Granddad.
Didn't ask?
Well, you didn't ask for us
to be attacked by dogs and fire hoses,
so you can live here, but we did it anyway.
Oh, here he go again with the dogs and the fire hoses.
Shoot, we were attacked by dogs and fire hoses.
Were you attacked?
Mr. Kelly! Mr. Kelly!
Do you have a statement?
I-I don't know what difference that makes.
This is truly an example
Because it's like the whole generation
of black people stickin' together.
In the words of Sister Souljah,
tries to take credit for what happened to some people.
"An injustice anywhere is an injustice...
That's ridiculous.
anywhere."
Now, see-- Well, you know--
Amen.
Uh, what had happened was...
MAN: Get out of here.
Go, go, go!
MAN: Come on, get out of here.
What did O.J. Simpson say to Kobe after his case was over?
Aw, man.
What's that?
I missed it. Was it bad?
Don't let this whole trial thing
Did they do the thing with the fire hoses?
turn you off to white women.
What do you think, chump?
That's funny on so many levels.
Damn, what's eatin' you?
A goddamn German shepherd, that's what.
Lord, I just wish they would let me on that jury, boy.
Where was you?
I-I had to go back to the apartment
'cause I forgot my raincoat.
Thank God for the white man's court of law.
You went to--? You--?
This nigga went to get a motherfuckin' raincoat.
It's the only way to keep these crazy niggas under control.
I can't believe you.
We all been watchin' the same news.
Well, that and pepper spray.
The police been doin' this fire hose thing all week.
You know, I sat on a jury one time.
I just assumed we'd all wear our raincoat.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Damn it, Robert.
Who the hell comes to a march with a raincoat?
It was in 1957, back in Tennessee.
Bet you wish you had a coat now.
You son of a bitch!
Now, the defendant was accused
GRANDDAD: Remember what Dr. King said!
of shootin' three little white women
with a Winchester rifle from about 50 yards away.
Who actually got hit with the fire hose ain't important.
Now, we goin' to this party,
and your black asses are gonna behave.
See, now, he thought he was gonna get off
with that old "I'm blind" excuse,
If I'm lucky, I'll find myself a nice white woman
but, oh, boy, he had another thing comin'.
with a flat booty who'll listen to my problems.
JUDGE: The jury will now go off
and deliberate on--
Guilty!
That nigga is guilty!
Sir, settle down. You have to go deliberate.
I don't need to deliberate. Hang that nigga now!
GRANDDAD: Now, the word for the day
is "behave."
H-E-A-V-E.
I got the rope right here!
Behave.
I'm comin', I'm comin'.
Excuse me. Out of the way, Kunta Kinte! Yes, sir.
King me.
How can I help ya?
GRANDDAD: Excuse me?
TOM: Lady Liberty is on our side.
Justice will prevail.
Oh, Lord have mercy. Security. Security.
The judge and jury will do the right thing.
We got a Code Black.
I'm telling you, Huey, it's an open-and-shut case.
Code Black at the main gate.
: ■ Ruckus, what the hell
Mr. DuBois, are you fully aware
is a Code Black?
the extent to which niggas love R. Kelly?
There are some hungry-lookin'
niggas at the front gate.
Oh, Huey, it's under control.
What y'all doin' here?
Deliveries are in the back.
Watch me work.
Well, my name is Robert Freeman,
I was invited here by Ed Wuncler.
Well, I'm Ruckus. Uncle Ruckus, no relation.
And I work for Mr. Wuncler.
And you slick niggas
And so, ladies and gentlemen,
ain't gonna fast-talk your way into this here party.
not only will we prove it is Mr. Kelly in the video,
Ruckus, what the hell are you doing?
we will prove that the victim was 14
Uh, Mr. Freeman,
I'm sorry. Please, come this way.
at the time the video was shot.
Thank you, Mr. DuBois.
GRANDDAD: See, boys?
And you thought we'd be the only black people.
And now we'll have the opening statement
for the defense.
ATTORNEY: The ancient Greeks,
the architects of Western civilization,
would regularly indulge in sexual activities
with children.
Were they...perverts?
In Puritan America,
the forefathers of this great land
would take wives who were 12 or 13 years old,
much younger than the alleged victim.
Were they...sickos?
In Tokyo, you can buy teenage girls' panties
in vending machines.
Do we call them...
"disgusting"?
Of course not!
What do all those things have to do with Robert Kelly?
Nothing.
Let's get to the point.
Now, some people see this so-called "mountain"
WUNCLER: Robert!
of evidence,
these "videotapes," "photographs,"
Glad you made it, Robert. This is my grandson, Ed III.
"eyewitnesses" and "DNA,"
How are you?
Whassup y'all, what's good?
and see a guilty man.
Uh...so I understand you just got back from Iraq.
But some of us can see that "mountain"
For real?
Yo, what's it like?
What's it like?
of so-called "evidence"
What I supposed to say to that?
for what it really is:
It was cool, there was bitches?
racism.
Okay, there was bitches, but a lot of them had,
MAN: Oh, he said it right there.
you know, they was covered up
in them curtains and stuff they be wearin'.
But I digress.
It was war!
Which one was the one that got caught
with that homely, little white gal?
It was war, basically.
Kobe.
War, you know what that's like?
Right.
Motherfuckers be, like, shootin':
Now, I know exactly what happened to Kobe.
Kobe caught that white fever.
Bombs blowin' up.
White fever will get in your blood, man.
And, you know, the shit scared me.
It'll make you crazy.
It scared the shit out of me.
Matter of fact, I shit on myself over a dozen times
And you know they got them short, little skirts nowadays
and that, uh-- What--? What they call them?
and ran out of toilet paper after the second time.
The--? The--? The tongs?
So you know what that meant, right?
Thongs.
Yeah, right.
They got the thongs all up the booty crack,
I had to use the thumb, man. It was kind of nasty.
and they got that sweet white nectar.
But, you know, the good thing about it
Oh, Lord, have mercy.
was they stopped taking me out on patrol.
And after that, it's over.
'Cause my name became "Stink Bomb."
You wake up, and you don't even know what you darn done.
You know what I'm sayin'?
They said, you know, I was giving away our position
Just a pool of sweat around your ankles
because of the shit smell.
That was fine with me, you know what I'm sayin'.
and a deep sense of satisfaction.
They-- They wanted to leave me back.
Gimme a minute, Robert.
And I was like: "Well, fuck y'all.
You look like you need to take five.
"Y'all go ahead on 'cause I don't need y'all anyway.
I'm rich, bitch."
Mm-hm. Yeah, sure.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
I present to you the R. Kelly tape.
The fuck y'all looking at?
Hey, li'l man.
I warn you, it is graphic.
Like guns?
Yeah!
RILEY: Yeah!
C'mon.
Come on, let's get that drink.
MAN: Oh. Oh, my... WOMAN: Oh, my...
MAN: Well, you should definitely see
The Passion.
It's a very important movie.
MAN 2: No, he didn't.
Couldn't see it. White Jesus.
Excuse me?
Objection! We can't even see his face clearly.
Come on, man.
It's supposed to be all historically accurate,
MAN 2: Man, he got freckles
and everything.
and they still have a white man
That proves nothing!
playin' Jesus?
That's some old bullshit.
Young man, you speak so well.
Hello? Yes, this is Robert Kelly.
Yes, the singer.
You want my Social Security number?
Sure, it's 916-34-7865.
RUCKUS: Well,
la-di-da-di-do.
Look like we got us the winner
Okay. God bless.
of the Lucky-Nigga-of-the-Year award.
Well, um...
Ah.
Now, young lady,
They must think the sun shine out your ass.
I know this might be hard to talk about.
No, it's cool.
Mr. Wuncler's been very nice, yes.
How old were you when you were seeing Mr. Kelly?
They must think you Sidney fucking Poitier.
Mm, 14 and a quarter.
Well,
Wow. That's a great age, isn't it?
I been workin' for Mr. Wuncler for 20 years.
Still learning so much about the world.
I ain't never got invited to the party.
Shoot, he don't even let me use the front door.
Whatever. I guess.
Could you describe the events leading up
But you wouldn't know about that,
now, would ya, Mr. Tibbs?
to the shooting of the video?
Yeah. He asked if he could pee on me,
and I said, "Fo' sho'."
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it's R. Kelly, the Pied Piper of R & B.
They must think your shit smell
like spring daisies and cinnamon.
I been peed on by guys that don't even have record deals.
Shit, if I didn't want to get peed on,
Check this out.
I'd just move out the way.
Wow.
RILEY: Ha! I told you!
Are those real?
Order!
Would you describe yourself
Real?
as an African-American woman?
Put it this way:
if I pick one up and put it to your face,
Nigga, you blind?
pull the trigger, will you be dead?
No, I'm not.
So it's safe to say that R. Kelly is...
sexually attracted to black women, right?
HUEY: And all I'm saying is,
Mm-hm.
Ronald Reagan was the devil.
Objection, relevance!
You are such an articulate young man.
Your Honor, I'm trying to establish to the court
that my client is a proud black man
I'm tryin' to explain to you
that Ronald Reagan was the devil.
who loves his black sistas,
Ronald Wilson Reagan.
Each of his names has six letters.
unlike District Attorney DuBois,
Six-six-six.
who's married...
Man, doesn't that offend you?
to a white woman!
I love this kid.
Stop that. What are you doin'?
Stop clappin'.
Damn.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Having a good time, Robert?
I-It's, uh...
Come on, have a drink with me.
Now, I've listened to your black ass
You look nervous.
talk all day about how much you can't stand black folks.
Do I make you nervous, Free-man?
Ain't two of 'em in the history of the world
that's worth a squirrel fart.
Nervous? No.
Well, how much you love white folks?
I was just, uh, keepin' an eye out for the boys.
Best thing the good Lord ever did for the planet Earth.
This is a lovely party.
Ruckus, you black as the ace of spades, man.
The only joy I get from these parties
I don't see the need for you to go and insult a man
is standing around, telling mean-spirited jokes
after a game of Checkers.
We been reminiscin' all day, lookin' in each other's eyes,
at other people's expense.
I do that too.
actin' like we like each other.
Check out that guy.
Now, you gotta go ahead and remind me of my ailment.
Why is his face all twisted up like that?
Ailment? That's right.
You heard of vitiligo?
Looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot.
Shoot! Well, I got re-vitiligo.
Every year my skin just seem to get blacker and darker
He looks like he just shit a gerbil.
and blacker and then more darker. Huh.
It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got.
A gerbil.
Lucky bastard.
Sorry, I'll be right back.
Ruckus, how could you possibly love white people so much?
HUEY: Tell me this,
It's easy. Have you ever looked at 'em?
why was all the video recordin'
White man is just a joy to be around.
of the Pentagon attack seized by the FBI
They smell like lemon juice and Pledge furniture cleaner.
and never seen again?
He speaks so well.
He's adorable.
And look at 'em. They gave us discipline, jobs,
Are you even listenin'
to what I'm sayin'?
put structure in our life, took us out the jungle.
Nigga, if you ruin this party for me,
I'll put my-- Ruin the party? They love me.
And what we do to show our appreciation?
These people aren't worried about us.
We march up and down the street.
They're not worried about anything. They're rich.
We vote. Carry on.
No matter what happens,
Ingrates.
these people will just keep applaudin'.
Well, how about this?
Game.
: Ahem. Attention please.
My name is Uncle Ruckus, no relation.
Nigga.
ATTORNEY: I'm going to show you
I want to sing y'all a brand new song I just wrote called:
something they don't want you to see.
Something that will blow this case wide open.
"Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There."
Sing along if you know the words.
This is R. Kelly's NAACP Image Award Certificate of Nomination.
Hey, man,
Over there
you got his card?
He's good.
In the air
Did you wash your hands?
You think they nominate just anyone
Nappy-head niggas
for this award? MAN: I got one!
You know why he wants to put R. Kelly in jail?
MAN: Why? Because he's
afraid of R. Kelly.
Over there
MAN: Oh. Objection!
Shhh! Would you be quiet?
Are you sure that vest'll stop this shotgun?
MAN: Shush. I think he's afraid.
I think the whole system is afraid of R. Kelly.
Man, I'm like the Terminator in this vest.
Your Honor, please!
If you don't shut up--
They're afraid because they see the power for good
RUCKUS:
that this man wields through his music.
What? You don't believe me?
Yes, they do. MAN: Mm-hm.
Go ahead!
They don't want R. Kelly to be free
Pull the trigger.
because they don't want you to be free!
Now, are you sure that--?
They don't want me to be free!
I said pull that trigger now!
You wanna play rough?
Maybe R. Kelly did urinate on this woman.
Okay.
Over yonder
But America urinated on R. Kelly!
It'll make you wonder
MAN: Oh!
Nigga-figures
MAN: Tell 'em! MAN 2: He got framed!
And if you let them put this man in jail,
America will urinate on each and every one of you!
Assalamu'alaikum.
ALL: Wa alaikum assalam.
I think the N-word is okay, as long as they say it.
MAN 2: Brother.
Please, people. You saw the tape.
See?
The girl testified she was underage.
You-- You're not allowed to do that to a little girl!
Say hello to my little friend.
We have a videotape!
Go tell that to your white bitch.
Mmm-hmm.
But the girl was...
Fuck y'all lookin' at?
Prosecution rests.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
all that needs to be said is this:
MAN: Aw, yeah!
Hey, you think we in trouble?
You shot his grandson out the window.
We're meant to be together
What you think?
I don't know.
I didn't want to move here,
Let it go
but I don't really want Granddad to lose his house.
He worked his whole life to get here.
MAN: Hey!
Man, I like that house.
Oh, well, I shot a nigga!
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela!
Mr. Wuncler,
Yes, the government conspires
I'm...sorry about the whole, you know,
to put a lot of innocent black men in jail
on fallacious charges,
my grandson shooting your grandson
but R. Kelly is not one of those men!
out of the window thing.
We all know the nigga can sing, but what happened to standards?
Are you mad?
In 30 years,
What happened to bare minimums?
that boy will be the president of the United States.
You a fan of R. Kelly?
You wanna help R. Kelly?
And he'll still be a fucking idiot.
Then get some counseling for R. Kelly!
Introduce him to some older women.
Whew.
Now, are we gonna have that drink or what?
Hide his camcorder.
But don't pretend like the man is a hero!
Glad you were able to make it, Robert.
To the old school.
And stop the damn dancin'!
To the old school.
Act like you got some goddamn sense, people!
Damn!
Through playin' around here!
RILEY: Boooooo!
Hey, you with the Afro!
Give it a rest! Beat it!
Put the music back on!
HUEY: I did battle
with ignorance today,
and ignorance won.
I admit that I'm often...
vexed at the behavior of my own people.
Yeah, "vexed" is a good word.
I told you about messin' with them white women.
HUEY: You do what you can
to help black folks,
and they make you wonder why you even bother.
But they're our people,
and we gotta love 'em regardless.
WOMAN: Break it down!
HUEY: One thing for sure, though.
Can't blame this one on the white man.
What am I saying?
Of course I can.