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GRANDDAD:

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Mmm.

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Riley, get the door.

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Granddad, is this the broccoli
I bought at the store today?

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Yep, I cooked it
up for you.

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Oh, you cooked it
with the ham!

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It's pork-flavored broccoli.

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Granddad, there's more pork
in the pork-flavored broccoli

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than there is broccoli.

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We talked about this.

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Vegetables cooked with pork...
counts as pork.

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TOM:
Hey.

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Do I smell
pork-flavored broccoli?

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Hey, everyone. Mwah.

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I brought peach cobbler.

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Ewwww.

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Miss Dubois,

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your peach cobbler
look like throw up.

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GRANDDAD:
Boy!

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It do! Look!

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It look like throw up
with peas in it.

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Miss Dubois,
you been eatin' peas?

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Boy, what is
wrong with you?

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What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with her?

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She the one who brought vomit

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over here in
a Tupperware container.

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That is not vomit!

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It just look like vomit.

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Now apologize
to Miss Dubois.

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Um, i-it-- It's okay.

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Really.

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Fine.

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Miss Dubois, I'm sorry

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your peach cobbler
look like vomit with peas.

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Damn it, boy!

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Guys, please.
We don't have to--

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I don't care
if you beat me, Granddad.

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I won't eat it!

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That is disgustin'!

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It's completely
uncalled for!

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GRANDDAD: You'll eat it

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if I have to shove it
down your throat!

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Really, I didn't mean
for it to be--

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I-I know what
you tryin' to do!

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You tryin' to kill me!

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I hate you!

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You are gonna eat
that cobbler!

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And you're gonna act
like you like it!

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RILEY:
I don't wanna eat

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the cobbler!

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Best meal I've had
in years, Robert.

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What's this called?

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I call it Granddad's
pork swine delight.

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It consists of two pig knuckles
glazed in honey.

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Pig tongue marinated
in butter for two days.

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Chitlins--

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That's pig intestines

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for y'all that don't know.

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--soaked in hot sauce,

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drizzled with mayonnaise,

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and then set to harden

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on my back porch

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in 3 pounds of cheddar cheese.

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Mommy?

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I'm sleepy.

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Oh, don't worry about that,
little baby.

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That's just "the itis."

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The what?

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The itis.

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That's what you call it

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when you get sleepy
after a big meal.

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The itis?

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You know, Robert,

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I own a little health food spot
near Meadowlark Park.

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Great location,

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but the food tastes like
hot armpit on wheat bread.

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I've been thinking
about making a change.

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You interested?

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My own restaurant.

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Mm-hm.

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Uh...

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That's a great idea, Robert.

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You know what's even
a better idea is

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a lounge singer.

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I sing, Robert.

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I could...

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I could sing to the people
while they--

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RILEY:
It should have beds

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instead of tables--

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--so after people eat,

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they could just pass out.

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Good idea.

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We should get together
tomorrow and talk.

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My own r-restra...

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Huey, you handle the dishes.

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WUNCLER:
I'm telling you, Robert,

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this is the best location
in Woodcrest.

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I own all the businesses
on this block.

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Everything except
Meadowlark Memorial Park.

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I've been trying to buy
that park for years,

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but the state is trying
to buttfuck me on the price.

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But we'll see
who buttfucks who.

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Wow.

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I didn't know
Meadowlark Lemon died.

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Who's Meadowlark Lemon?

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I found that the whole
health-food thing

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attracts the wrong kind
of crowd.

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Hello, Mr. Wuncler.

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Hello.

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Cutie pie, hello.

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Excuse me, gentlemen.

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Would you like to sign
our petition to get

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more humane treatment
for immigrant workers?

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If you don't get
that bullshit

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out of my face, bitch...

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Chico, take an order.

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Ah,  sí, señor.

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Seventeen pigs,

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75 pounds of butter,

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one and a half tons
of grease.

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Sound like a good start?

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Mm-hm.

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I need to be thinking urban.

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More Negro.

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The black thing.

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That's what's happening
now with the kids.

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Mm-hm.

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Eh.

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Everyone,
listen up.

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I'd like to introduce you
to my new partner,

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Robert Free-man.

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We're going to be opening
a soul-food restaurant together.

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MAN: Hey, all right.
MAN 2: Oh, soul food!

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Okay, so...

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you...are all fired.

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ALL:
Ooh.

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WUNCLER:
Everyone else,

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I hate your kind.

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Never come back.

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Congratulations, Robert.
This is gonna be great.

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Uh,  Señor  Wuncler.
Are we fired too?

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Not the Mexicans.

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I'm half Mexican.

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WUNCLER:
Not the illegal Mexicans.

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ILLEGAL MEXICANS: ¡Olé!

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GRANDDAD:
Mm-hm.

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Mm-hm.

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I present to you
"The Luther."

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A full-pound burger patty
covered in cheese,

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grilled onion,
five strips of bacon,

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all sandwiched between--

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Two doughnuts!

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Two Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

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It's called the Luther

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because it was supposed
to have been invented

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by Mr. Luther Vandross himself.

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Luther Vandross
is dead.

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And? What's your point?

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Hm?

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Is this one
of your menus?

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Sausage and waffle
and fried chicken

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breakfast lasagna?

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Yep.

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Bacon-wrapped
chitlin-stuffed catfish?

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Granddad, you can't serve
this kind of food to people.

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It'll cause...death.

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Whoa.

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This is what crack
must feel like.

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Shame on you, Huey.

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Move out to the suburbs,

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and suddenly you too good
for soul food.

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Perhaps you would enjoy
a spot of cheese

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and a buttered scone,
white boy.

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Boy? Boy, are you okay?

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I'm sure it's
just the itis, right?

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That or insulin shock.

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Do CPR.

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Riley, wake up!

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Yeah, I'm not sure
yellin' at him

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is gonna help, Granddad.

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How do you not know CPR?

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I tried to learn CPR,

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but they wouldn't let me.

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'Cause I was black.

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What?

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Nowadays, y'all run around
and learn CPR

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whenever y'all want to.

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Just go around
savin' lives,

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resuscitatin' each other
willy-nilly.

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But when I was a young man,

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it used to be against the law

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to teach colored folks CPR,
okay?

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Man, that's not true!

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Granddad...

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is that you?

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Oh, boy,

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I thought we lost you
there for a second.

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How was the Luther?

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Best...thing...ever.

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Sounds like an endorsement
to me.

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Now, look at y'all.
Just purty as a couple can be.

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How many in your party?

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Just us.

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And how long of a nap

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will you be takin'?

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Well, we were thinking
maybe 45 minutes.

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That's just great.

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Head on in.

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MAN:
Tonight is pork-produced sushi.

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Hold on to your wasabi

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as we take you
to a super-exclusive

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grand opening of The Itis!

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A new place to see
or be seen in Woodcrest.

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With the maître d'

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who might be causing
all the ruckus,

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Uncle Ruckus.

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En français,  my good man.

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That's Uncle "Rue-kue."

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It's French.

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I'm part French
and Cherokee Indian,

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with just a splish-splash
of Irish.

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I-I know Irish.

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Sometimes I drink Hennessy,
and I make booty calls!

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All right, Rue-Kue.

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What's Robert Freeman's secret?

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Well, let me just say
this here.

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If there's one thing that
a colored man is good at,

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it's cookin' a pig.

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There you have it--

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That ain't to say
a white man

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couldn't cook a pig better.

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His big brain just focused
on more important things,

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like runnin' the world
and spaceships.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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oh, you're such
a wonderful crowd.

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My name is Tommy D,
hip-hop lounge singer,

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and I'll be providing

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your listening pleasure
this evening.

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And right now,
I'd like to slow it on down

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with my main man, Biz Markie.

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With your mouth, Biz

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With your mouth, Biz

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HUEY:
Excuse me, brother.

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Mind if I have a word
with you

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about some of the so-called

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"food" you're servin'
this evenin'?

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TOM:

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And here's the man himself.

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Robert, these two ladies
wanted to meet

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the man behind The Itis.

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Well!

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Hello there, cutie pie.

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Hi.

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My name is Janet,

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and I just can't begin
to tell you

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how fantastic your food is.

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GRANDDAD:
Oh.

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Thank you, kindly.

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With your...

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Biz.

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Yeah.

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Listen, I don't want
to keep you,

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but I'm sure that you will be
seeing a lot more of me.

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Bitches love free food,
Robert.

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MAN:
Oh, my God!

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GRANDDAD:
Hey, where you goin'?

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Bed four needs more bacon.

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What did you tell him?
What's behind your back?

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Elijah Muhammad's
"How to Eat to Live."

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I knew it!

271
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Just what joy do you get

272
00:10:59,021 --> 00:11:01,021
out of trying to crush
all of my dreams, Huey?

273
00:11:01,021 --> 00:11:03,021
Do you know how long
I've wanted

274
00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:04,021
to own my own restaurant?

275
00:11:04,021 --> 00:11:06,021
Three weeks, at Sunday dinner.

276
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That was the first time
you mentioned it,

277
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and you only started doin'
the stupid Sunday dinner thing

278
00:11:11,021 --> 00:11:12,021
because you saw Soul Food  on cable.

279
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HUEY: We're gonna pause this

280
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for the benefit of all y'all who never saw  Soul Food.

281
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Soul Food  is a movie

282
00:11:19,021 --> 00:11:21,021
about a big, humongous black grandmother,

283
00:11:21,021 --> 00:11:23,021
aptly named Big Mama.

284
00:11:23,021 --> 00:11:25,021
Big Mama demonstrates her love

285
00:11:25,021 --> 00:11:28,021
by feeding herself and her offspring

286
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,021
enormous amounts of pig lard.

287
00:11:30,021 --> 00:11:31,021
Then--

288
00:11:31,021 --> 00:11:32,021
Get this.

289
00:11:32,021 --> 00:11:34,021
--Big Mama's arteries are so clogged,

290
00:11:34,021 --> 00:11:36,021
they gotta amputate her arm.

291
00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:37,021
GRANDDAD: It was her leg!

292
00:11:37,021 --> 00:11:40,021
HUEY: Right. Okay, whatever. Leg.

293
00:11:40,021 --> 00:11:43,021
Then she dies of a heart attack.

294
00:11:44,021 --> 00:11:46,021
Or another stroke or somethin'.

295
00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:47,021
MAN:
God called her home.

296
00:11:47,021 --> 00:11:51,021
HUEY: And what does the family do

297
00:11:47,021 --> 00:11:51,021
after she dies?

298
00:11:51,021 --> 00:11:53,021
They get together for a Sunday dinner

299
00:11:53,021 --> 00:11:55,021
and eat the same food that just killed Big Mama.

300
00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:57,021
The same food!

301
00:11:57,021 --> 00:11:59,021
They didn't learn a lesson. Nobody went on a diet.

302
00:12:00,021 --> 00:12:02,021
And that's the end of the movie.

303
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,021
Sunday dinners was my idea.
They got that from me.

304
00:12:04,021 --> 00:12:06,021
Something wrong?

305
00:12:06,021 --> 00:12:07,021
Look, Ed,

306
00:12:07,021 --> 00:12:08,021
I'm sorry.

307
00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:10,021
We just lost a waiter,
a-and...

308
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,021
Robert, relax.

309
00:12:12,021 --> 00:12:14,021
Look around.

310
00:12:23,021 --> 00:12:26,021
Well, I still have
to replace that waiter.

311
00:12:32,021 --> 00:12:33,021
Ugh.

312
00:12:33,021 --> 00:12:34,021
Wha--

313
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,021
HUEY: What people soon discovered

314
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:40,021
was that Granddad's food was as addictive as it was tasty.

315
00:12:40,021 --> 00:12:44,021
The restaurant was booked solid around the clock.

316
00:12:46,021 --> 00:12:51,021
People started to show up late for work.

317
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,021
Others stopped going to work altogether.

318
00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:00,021
Jobs were lost.

319
00:13:03,021 --> 00:13:05,021
The Itis addicts who couldn't afford the beds

320
00:13:05,021 --> 00:13:07,021
moved into Meadowlark Park.

321
00:13:07,021 --> 00:13:08,021
Without jobs,

322
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,021
they turned to crime to feed their habit.

323
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:12,021
A month after The Itis opened,

324
00:13:12,021 --> 00:13:15,021
Meadowlark Park had its first mugging.

325
00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:18,021
No, no!

326
00:13:18,021 --> 00:13:19,021
Stop! Stop!
 Give me that!

327
00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,021
Hello?

328
00:13:24,021 --> 00:13:25,021
911?

329
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,021
I've been mugged!

330
00:13:29,021 --> 00:13:32,021
It took 3 hours for the police to arrive.

331
00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:35,021
This was officially a bad neighborhood.

332
00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:02,021
Ow!

333
00:14:02,021 --> 00:14:03,021
You bitch!

334
00:14:03,021 --> 00:14:05,021
Oh, you--

335
00:14:06,021 --> 00:14:08,021
Stay away
from my food!

336
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,021
GRANDDAD:
Whoa, whoa! Hey!

337
00:14:09,021 --> 00:14:11,021
Don't damage
the floor!

338
00:14:17,021 --> 00:14:19,021
WOMAN:
Hey, Granddaddy,

339
00:14:17,021 --> 00:14:19,021
it's me,

340
00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:20,021
Hey!
Janet.

341
00:14:20,021 --> 00:14:21,021
We met on opening night.

342
00:14:21,021 --> 00:14:22,021
Damn!

343
00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:23,021
What happened to you?

344
00:14:23,021 --> 00:14:25,021
Look, I was just wondering

345
00:14:25,021 --> 00:14:27,021
if I could get
a quick Luther burger.

346
00:14:27,021 --> 00:14:28,021
Hey, come on, get off me!

347
00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:29,021
Please.
Look, just one.

348
00:14:29,021 --> 00:14:31,021
What's wrong
with you, woman?

349
00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:32,021
Hey, get off my leg!

350
00:14:32,021 --> 00:14:34,021
You got one in that bag,
don't you?!

351
00:14:34,021 --> 00:14:36,021
Please, Granddaddy.
I'll do anything!

352
00:14:36,021 --> 00:14:38,021
Then take the damn thing!

353
00:14:39,021 --> 00:14:41,021
GRANDDAD:
Damn!

354
00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:42,021
That was my dinner.

355
00:14:58,021 --> 00:15:00,021
Don't worry
about last night.

356
00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:02,021
We'll get you
some security.

357
00:15:02,021 --> 00:15:03,021
This ain't exactly

358
00:15:03,021 --> 00:15:05,021
the best neighborhood
anymore,

359
00:15:05,021 --> 00:15:07,021
but we have
a bigger problem.

360
00:15:07,021 --> 00:15:10,021
We're losing money
because you're not getting

361
00:15:10,021 --> 00:15:12,021
these people out of here
fast enough.

362
00:15:12,021 --> 00:15:13,021
Like him.

363
00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:14,021
Get your ass up,

364
00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:16,021
or pay for another hour
in the bed! Now!

365
00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:17,021
I can't...

366
00:15:18,021 --> 00:15:18,021
Chico!

367
00:15:20,021 --> 00:15:22,021
Oh, God.

368
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,021
There.

369
00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:24,021
Look like a bed
just opened up.

370
00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:28,021
Check this out.

371
00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:30,021
I had Chico modify the bed

372
00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:32,021
like the Mexicans do
with their cars.

373
00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:34,021
They call it...

374
00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:36,021
"hydraulics."

375
00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:37,021
Watch this.

376
00:15:44,021 --> 00:15:45,021
Let's see.

377
00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:46,021
Um, this is
my first time here,

378
00:15:46,021 --> 00:15:47,021
but all my friends
rave about it.

379
00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:48,021
What's good?

380
00:15:48,021 --> 00:15:50,021
Oh, everything here
will kill you.

381
00:15:50,021 --> 00:15:52,021
Run.

382
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,021
Fine.

383
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:56,021
You wanna
keep playin' around?

384
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,021
Now, you can wash
the dishes.

385
00:15:57,021 --> 00:16:00,021
Granddad, look what you've
done to this community.

386
00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:02,021
It's not that bad.

387
00:16:02,021 --> 00:16:03,021
Not that bad?

388
00:16:03,021 --> 00:16:04,021
This place used to sit

389
00:16:05,021 --> 00:16:07,021
between a coffee shop
and a day spa.

390
00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:09,021
Now, there's a liquor store
and a damn Foot Locker.

391
00:16:09,021 --> 00:16:11,021
This food is destructive.

392
00:16:11,021 --> 00:16:14,021
This food is your culture.

393
00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:16,021
Then the culture is destructive.

394
00:16:16,021 --> 00:16:18,021
CHICO:
He's right,

395
00:16:16,021 --> 00:16:18,021
Señor  Freeman.

396
00:16:18,021 --> 00:16:20,021
All African-American slaves
had to eat

397
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,021
was the parts of the pigs

398
00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:24,021
the slaves' masters
wouldn't eat,

399
00:16:24,021 --> 00:16:26,021
but that was
a survival technique,  ese.

400
00:16:26,021 --> 00:16:29,021
They didn't really have
a choice.

401
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,021
I don't think people are
supposed to eat this stuff.

402
00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:33,021
Or, at least, not so much.

403
00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:36,021
What?

404
00:16:36,021 --> 00:16:38,021
I can't take
an Afro-American Studies class

405
00:16:38,021 --> 00:16:39,021
at the community college?

406
00:16:40,021 --> 00:16:42,021
Well, nobody asked you, Chico.

407
00:16:42,021 --> 00:16:44,021
This is my restaurant,

408
00:16:44,021 --> 00:16:46,021
and we'll serve the food
that I wanna serve,  señor.

409
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:49,021
Actually,
it's my restaurant,

410
00:16:49,021 --> 00:16:51,021
and it's shutting down.

411
00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:53,021
Sorry, Robert.

412
00:16:53,021 --> 00:16:55,021
It was fun while it lasted.

413
00:16:55,021 --> 00:16:57,021
But, uh, w-what happened?

414
00:16:57,021 --> 00:17:00,021
HUEY: Granddad learned white people

415
00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:02,021
had their own survival techniques.

416
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,021
They call it "litigation."

417
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:06,021
Janet O'Siren had gone from this,

418
00:17:06,021 --> 00:17:08,021
to this...

419
00:17:11,021 --> 00:17:12,021
and back to this,

420
00:17:12,021 --> 00:17:14,021
with the help of two liposuctions

421
00:17:14,021 --> 00:17:16,021
and emergency gastrointestinal surgery.

422
00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:18,021
We want half a million
for medical bills

423
00:17:18,021 --> 00:17:21,021
and 4 million
in emotional damages.

424
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:22,021
We'll pay
her insurance deductible.

425
00:17:22,021 --> 00:17:23,021
Deal.

426
00:17:24,021 --> 00:17:25,021
And, um-- Ahem.

427
00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:26,021
--one last Luther burger.

428
00:17:27,021 --> 00:17:28,021
Chico!

429
00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:29,021
Wuncler feared it would be

430
00:17:29,021 --> 00:17:32,021
the first of many lawsuits against The Itis.

431
00:17:32,021 --> 00:17:35,021
Granddad's restaurant was no more.

432
00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:39,021
Mmm, mmm! Oh!

433
00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:41,021
This isn't fair.

434
00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:43,021
The people liked
this restaurant,

435
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,021
and they liked me.

436
00:17:45,021 --> 00:17:46,021
I never wanted
to hurt anybody.

437
00:17:48,021 --> 00:17:49,021
Janet, are you okay?

438
00:17:49,021 --> 00:17:51,021
I think she's having
a heart attack.

439
00:17:51,021 --> 00:17:53,021
I believe
our business is done.

440
00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:54,021
Have a nice day.

441
00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:56,021
Call me later,
Robert.

442
00:17:57,021 --> 00:17:58,021
Hello.

443
00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,021
911?

444
00:17:59,021 --> 00:18:01,021
My client's having
a heart attack.

445
00:18:01,021 --> 00:18:02,021
They're not gonna come.

446
00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:04,021
Yes. We're on the corner
of, um, uh,

447
00:18:04,021 --> 00:18:06,021
Cherry Street
and-- And Fifth.

448
00:18:06,021 --> 00:18:07,021
Right across
from Meadowlark Park.

449
00:18:07,021 --> 00:18:08,021
Hello?

450
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,021
Told you.

451
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:11,021
Don't you know CPR?

452
00:18:11,021 --> 00:18:14,021
I'm a lawyer.
We don't help people.

453
00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:16,021
What about you guys?
Don't you know CPR?

454
00:18:19,021 --> 00:18:20,021
GRANDDAD:
So I told him,

455
00:18:20,021 --> 00:18:22,021
they wouldn't even teach
black people CPR

456
00:18:22,021 --> 00:18:23,021
when I was young.

457
00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:29,021
HUEY: We still do the Sunday dinners.

458
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:32,021
I think Granddad just likes being popular.

459
00:18:32,021 --> 00:18:35,021
But we do switch up the menu from week to week.

460
00:18:35,021 --> 00:18:36,021
It's somethin'.

461
00:18:37,021 --> 00:18:38,021
So, what happened?

462
00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:39,021
Chico saved her.

463
00:18:39,021 --> 00:18:41,021
Eh. I took a class.

464
00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:44,021
And after this meal, nobody passed out.

465
00:18:44,021 --> 00:18:45,021
If you'll excuse me.

466
00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:46,021
Robert,
may I use--?

467
00:18:46,021 --> 00:18:48,021
WUNCLER:
Bathroom's upstairs, right?

468
00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:50,021
GRANDDAD:
Huey!

469
00:18:50,021 --> 00:18:51,021
Take care of
the dishes, okay?

470
00:18:53,021 --> 00:18:55,021
Don't anybody go
in the bathroom

471
00:18:55,021 --> 00:18:56,021
for 35 or 45 minutes.

472
00:18:56,021 --> 00:18:57,021
Whew!

473
00:18:57,021 --> 00:18:58,021
Open the window!