1 00:00:02,701 --> 00:00:04,737 [?] 2 00:00:12,604 --> 00:00:15,240 My stars and garters. 3 00:00:15,241 --> 00:00:17,608 President Ronald Reagan, 4 00:00:17,609 --> 00:00:19,844 my hero. 5 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,646 Is this heaven? 6 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,915 Oh, not just heaven, Ruckus. 7 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:24,883 White heaven. 8 00:00:24,884 --> 00:00:26,217 You see, there are many 9 00:00:26,218 --> 00:00:27,986 different types of people, Ruckus, 10 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:30,321 so God created many separate but, 11 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:33,058 well, for the most part, equal heavens. 12 00:00:33,059 --> 00:00:34,760 You don't say. 13 00:00:35,427 --> 00:00:36,428 [GASPS] 14 00:00:39,965 --> 00:00:42,400 White heaven is for decent, good. 15 00:00:42,401 --> 00:00:44,736 God-fearing Christians who just happen to, 16 00:00:44,737 --> 00:00:46,871 well, hate everyone 17 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:49,340 and everything relating to black people. 18 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,576 That means no Muhammad Ali, 19 00:00:51,577 --> 00:00:55,847 no hip-hop music, and no fucking Jesse Jackson. 20 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:58,182 What about Whoopi Goldberg? 21 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,316 Nope. 22 00:00:59,317 --> 00:01:04,122 Wow. This is heaven. 23 00:01:04,123 --> 00:01:06,224 REAGAN: Turns out that God really doesn't have 24 00:01:06,225 --> 00:01:08,526 that much of a problem with racism. 25 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,661 He doesn't even remember slavery, 26 00:01:10,662 --> 00:01:12,230 except in February. 27 00:01:12,231 --> 00:01:15,066 Personally, I hate black people, Ruckus. 28 00:01:15,067 --> 00:01:17,034 That's why I did everything I could 29 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,737 to make their lives miserable. 30 00:01:18,738 --> 00:01:20,405 Crack? Me. 31 00:01:20,406 --> 00:01:21,939 AIDS? Me. 32 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:23,007 Reaganomics? 33 00:01:23,008 --> 00:01:25,543 Hmph. Come on, I'm in the name. 34 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:28,212 And God has rewarded me. Know why? 35 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,815 Uh, 'cause two niggas and two quarters 36 00:01:30,816 --> 00:01:32,717 don't add up to a dollar? 37 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:36,788 Well, that, and because God loves white people. 38 00:01:36,789 --> 00:01:40,524 And if you teach everyone on earth to love the white man, 39 00:01:40,525 --> 00:01:43,795 you too can join us in white heaven. 40 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,230 [GASPS] 41 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:47,733 [RUCKUS WHIMPERING] 42 00:01:51,002 --> 00:01:54,539 Praise white God. 43 00:01:57,609 --> 00:01:59,376 ? I am the stone That the builder refused ? 44 00:01:59,377 --> 00:02:00,845 ? I am the visual The inspiration ? 45 00:02:00,846 --> 00:02:02,313 ? That made lady Sing the blues ? 46 00:02:02,314 --> 00:02:04,115 ? I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ? 47 00:02:04,116 --> 00:02:05,717 ? The same spark That lights the dark ? 48 00:02:05,718 --> 00:02:07,786 ? So that you can know Your left from your right ? 49 00:02:07,787 --> 00:02:09,787 ? I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ? 50 00:02:09,788 --> 00:02:11,355 ? The inner glow That lets you know ? 51 00:02:11,356 --> 00:02:12,456 ? To call your brother sun ? 52 00:02:12,457 --> 00:02:13,691 ? The story that just begun ? 53 00:02:13,692 --> 00:02:15,126 ? The promise Of what's to come ? 54 00:02:15,127 --> 00:02:16,327 ? And I'm 'a remain a soldier ? 55 00:02:16,328 --> 00:02:18,028 ? Till the war is won ? 56 00:02:18,029 --> 00:02:20,631 ? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ? 57 00:02:20,632 --> 00:02:23,034 ? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ? 58 00:02:23,035 --> 00:02:25,770 ? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ? 59 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,473 ? Chop, chop, chop ? 60 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:30,342 [?] 61 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:36,614 HUEY: Okay, so this meeting 62 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,183 of the executive board 63 00:02:38,184 --> 00:02:40,517 of the committee to free Shabazz K. Miltonburough 64 00:02:40,518 --> 00:02:42,653 has now officially commenced. 65 00:02:42,654 --> 00:02:45,222 Let's see now. Attendance. 66 00:02:45,223 --> 00:02:46,991 All in attendance say "here. " 67 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:48,159 Here. 68 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,427 [IN HIGH VOICE] Here. 69 00:02:49,428 --> 00:02:52,730 Jazmine, Mrs. Wellington isn't a member on this board. 70 00:02:54,766 --> 00:02:57,735 Now, first item on the agenda: 71 00:02:57,736 --> 00:02:59,537 Our planned bus trip tomorrow 72 00:02:59,538 --> 00:03:01,505 to visit our illegally imprisoned brother 73 00:03:01,506 --> 00:03:03,174 and offer him moral support. 74 00:03:03,175 --> 00:03:05,009 Have we assembled the reading material 75 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,811 and baked goods for Brother Shabazz? 76 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,046 Check. 77 00:03:08,047 --> 00:03:09,848 I have the latest edition of Highlights 78 00:03:09,849 --> 00:03:12,050 and two and a half Fig Newtons. 79 00:03:12,051 --> 00:03:13,218 Two and a half? 80 00:03:13,219 --> 00:03:15,119 Mrs. Wellington got hungry. 81 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,856 What about the snacks for the two-hour bus ride? 82 00:03:17,857 --> 00:03:21,392 I got part of a Lunchable and a half a bottle of S-Snapple. 83 00:03:21,393 --> 00:03:23,294 Oh, so you just wanna drink 84 00:03:23,295 --> 00:03:25,363 the white man's poison, huh? 85 00:03:25,364 --> 00:03:26,464 I don't... 86 00:03:26,465 --> 00:03:29,400 High-fructose corn syrup. 87 00:03:29,401 --> 00:03:30,368 Read about it. 88 00:03:31,303 --> 00:03:32,438 It'll kill you. 89 00:03:33,471 --> 00:03:34,539 Great. 90 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:37,174 So we'll just get a head count for the trip. 91 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:39,778 Everybody who's going, raise their hands. 92 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:44,682 Ah, come on, Jazmine. 93 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,217 The man is on death row. 94 00:03:46,218 --> 00:03:47,752 He needs moral support. 95 00:03:47,753 --> 00:03:50,421 I'm not allowed to go past the second light post. 96 00:03:50,422 --> 00:03:53,157 I hope you don't treat me like this when I'm on death row. 97 00:03:53,158 --> 00:03:54,592 I'll go next time. 98 00:03:54,593 --> 00:03:55,660 I promise. 99 00:03:55,661 --> 00:03:57,561 Well, he'll be dead next time, 100 00:03:57,562 --> 00:03:59,063 but I'll tell him you said, "Hi. " 101 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:01,433 [?] 102 00:04:05,937 --> 00:04:08,271 This is uncomfortable. 103 00:04:08,272 --> 00:04:09,340 [?] 104 00:04:09,341 --> 00:04:10,643 [RINGS] 105 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,845 God bless you, Robert. 106 00:04:13,846 --> 00:04:16,047 How are you this fine morning? 107 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,049 Hm? 108 00:04:18,350 --> 00:04:20,184 You're not a Jehovah Witness, are you? 109 00:04:20,185 --> 00:04:22,186 I'm in the Jehovah Witness protection program. 110 00:04:22,187 --> 00:04:24,255 [LAUGHING] 111 00:04:24,256 --> 00:04:26,891 Robert, I'm dyin'. 112 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,459 That's right. 113 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:30,661 Went to the doctor this morning. 114 00:04:30,662 --> 00:04:32,930 I only got six months to live. 115 00:04:32,931 --> 00:04:34,432 Tumor on the back. 116 00:04:34,433 --> 00:04:37,401 They call it "biggus backus tumoritis," 117 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:40,370 or some other big word that my tiny Negro brain 118 00:04:40,371 --> 00:04:42,707 and big lips can't pronounce. 119 00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:44,909 Doctors say they can't operate. 120 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:50,047 But praise be to white God and his son, white Jesus. 121 00:04:50,048 --> 00:04:53,250 Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Ruckus. 122 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,786 You're not contagious, are you? 123 00:04:54,787 --> 00:04:56,888 Just contagious with the Holy Spirit 124 00:04:56,889 --> 00:04:59,423 of our Caucasian Savior. 125 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,960 I'm on a mission from God, 126 00:05:01,961 --> 00:05:04,295 and let me share his word with ya. 127 00:05:04,296 --> 00:05:05,330 Come, child of God. 128 00:05:05,331 --> 00:05:06,865 Come. 129 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:10,067 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 130 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:11,602 Do you know what's going on? 131 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,004 RUCKUS: Please, everybody. 132 00:05:13,005 --> 00:05:16,174 Everybody, gather around to hear the good news. 133 00:05:16,175 --> 00:05:21,779 God is white, and he loves the white man above all others. 134 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:22,780 All right! 135 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:23,781 Woo-hoo! 136 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:24,749 Yeah! 137 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:25,783 Yeah! 138 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,451 Ye-! Sorry. 139 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,286 RUCKUS: Don't be sorry, white man. 140 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,489 Only niggas and Mexicans are sorry. 141 00:05:31,490 --> 00:05:32,957 Be joyful. 142 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,725 God loves you. 143 00:05:34,726 --> 00:05:38,997 That's why he made his only begotten son in your image. 144 00:05:38,998 --> 00:05:42,266 God hates darkies. 145 00:05:42,267 --> 00:05:45,936 Well, actually, I'm more of a caramel complexion. 146 00:05:45,937 --> 00:05:47,004 [CHUCKLES] 147 00:05:47,005 --> 00:05:49,307 But I'm outraged all the same! 148 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,142 Hear ye, hear ye. 149 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,378 White God is a good God. 150 00:05:53,379 --> 00:05:55,780 Even darkies can rejoice. [GROWLING] 151 00:05:55,781 --> 00:05:58,883 For even ones cursed with the skin of coal 152 00:05:58,884 --> 00:06:03,621 can enter the gates of paradise if he hates his own blackness. 153 00:06:03,622 --> 00:06:06,791 In white Jesus' name, amen. 154 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:10,027 What? That's right, Robert Freeman. 155 00:06:10,028 --> 00:06:14,165 You must hate thyself to save thyself. 156 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,801 But, uh... we're okay? 157 00:06:16,802 --> 00:06:18,135 Excuse me? 158 00:06:18,136 --> 00:06:20,004 White people. We-? We're okay, right? 159 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,239 Of course. 160 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,340 Cool. 161 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:24,809 [?] 162 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:28,178 So who among this flock will join me, 163 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,747 so that the world can hear 164 00:06:29,748 --> 00:06:33,150 the joyful message of love and redemption? 165 00:06:33,151 --> 00:06:35,887 Ruckus, you done lost it this time. 166 00:06:35,888 --> 00:06:36,822 You really dying? 167 00:06:37,589 --> 00:06:40,291 Praise God, yes, I am. 168 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:41,826 Heed the word, darkies. 169 00:06:41,827 --> 00:06:43,761 I think you're onto something. 170 00:06:43,762 --> 00:06:45,662 Tell me more. 171 00:06:45,663 --> 00:06:48,632 Well, first of all, the Gipper is standing at the Pearly Gates. 172 00:06:48,633 --> 00:06:50,701 Yeah, he's wearing a all-white suit, 173 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:53,203 got some white tennis shoes on. 174 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,239 HUEY: At this point, we're resorting 175 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,408 to what I call desperation tactics. 176 00:06:57,409 --> 00:06:58,709 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] Such as? 177 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,245 MAN: How the hell do you expect me to do? 178 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:02,613 I'm doin' not so great. 179 00:07:02,614 --> 00:07:05,216 I've sent anonymous letters to the governor, 180 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:07,285 threatening to expose his gay lover. 181 00:07:07,286 --> 00:07:09,253 I wasn't aware the governor was gay. 182 00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:10,554 He probably isn't, 183 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:13,790 but I figure 10 percent of the population is gay, 184 00:07:13,791 --> 00:07:14,926 and probably about half 185 00:07:14,927 --> 00:07:16,760 the people cheat on their spouses. 186 00:07:16,761 --> 00:07:20,164 So I figure that plan has about a 5 percent chance of success. 187 00:07:20,165 --> 00:07:21,699 Better than nothing. [SIGHS] 188 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:22,767 Huey. 189 00:07:22,768 --> 00:07:23,935 What? 190 00:07:23,936 --> 00:07:26,037 You always say I should have faith. 191 00:07:26,038 --> 00:07:27,704 Well, that's me having faith. 192 00:07:27,705 --> 00:07:29,440 Random, anonymous blackmail. 193 00:07:29,441 --> 00:07:32,142 Huey, they turned down the final appeal. 194 00:07:32,143 --> 00:07:33,811 The execution date has been set. 195 00:07:33,812 --> 00:07:34,945 It's in two months. 196 00:07:34,946 --> 00:07:35,946 Two months? 197 00:07:35,947 --> 00:07:37,147 [?] 198 00:07:37,148 --> 00:07:38,549 That's so soon. 199 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:41,686 I've had a long time to come to peace with this. 200 00:07:42,487 --> 00:07:44,523 It's not over yet. 201 00:07:45,523 --> 00:07:47,158 Why don't you just holler at him? 202 00:07:47,159 --> 00:07:49,993 Shit, I don't know. He's so detached. 203 00:07:49,994 --> 00:07:52,330 We used to spend all our yard time together. 204 00:07:52,331 --> 00:07:54,932 We used to lift weights together every day. 205 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,235 He doesn't even spot me anymore. 206 00:07:57,236 --> 00:07:59,003 I think there's somebody else. 207 00:08:00,004 --> 00:08:01,038 Jail nigga, 208 00:08:01,039 --> 00:08:02,640 you gay. 209 00:08:02,641 --> 00:08:07,178 RUCKUS: Well, you see, the blackness in our skin represents sin, 210 00:08:07,179 --> 00:08:09,413 which is why God wants us to hate the black in us. 211 00:08:09,414 --> 00:08:11,115 MAN: Ooh. MAN 2: That's interesting. 212 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,583 Yes, yes. 213 00:08:12,584 --> 00:08:13,617 MAN 2: Yeah. 214 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:16,487 Hate the sin, not the sinner. MAN 2: Wow. 215 00:08:16,488 --> 00:08:18,856 RUCKUS: You got the point, little girl. 216 00:08:18,857 --> 00:08:20,324 You can't go to the Pearly Gates... 217 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:23,427 Do you believe in God, Huey? 218 00:08:23,428 --> 00:08:25,462 I believe in God. 219 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,798 First of all, I'm gonna live forever. 220 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,333 But if I do die, 221 00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:31,268 I'll go smack God upside the head 222 00:08:31,269 --> 00:08:32,436 and go tell him to get me 223 00:08:32,437 --> 00:08:35,372 a grilled cheese sandwich and some tacos. 224 00:08:35,373 --> 00:08:36,807 When I want something 225 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,776 or I'm afraid about something, 226 00:08:38,777 --> 00:08:39,843 I pray. 227 00:08:39,844 --> 00:08:41,745 Have you ever prayed? 228 00:08:41,746 --> 00:08:44,014 And I dare God to say something. 229 00:08:44,015 --> 00:08:45,015 I'll be like, 230 00:08:45,016 --> 00:08:47,151 "Say something, God. Say something. 231 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,853 Yeah, I thought so. " 232 00:08:48,854 --> 00:08:50,754 You should pray for Shabazz. 233 00:08:50,755 --> 00:08:52,556 God'll get him out of jail. 234 00:08:52,557 --> 00:08:55,393 They have to listen to him. He's God. 235 00:08:55,394 --> 00:08:58,329 And if God say something, I'll be like this: "Ooh! 236 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,596 Take that, God. " 237 00:08:59,597 --> 00:09:01,465 I'll be beati'’ God's jaw like, 238 00:09:01,466 --> 00:09:02,766 bli-gah! 239 00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:03,901 Blah! 240 00:09:03,902 --> 00:09:05,670 Mm. Mm-hm. Hm. 241 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:07,071 Excuse me, Reverend. 242 00:09:07,072 --> 00:09:10,274 Hey, hey, I know you. You Armstrong Elder. 243 00:09:10,275 --> 00:09:11,209 I seen you 244 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:12,676 on the TV news. 245 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,545 You the only darkie that I ever seen 246 00:09:14,546 --> 00:09:16,547 make any sense on the TV news. 247 00:09:16,548 --> 00:09:18,181 Hallelujah! 248 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:19,517 And you talk white too. 249 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:22,653 That's very impressive for a monkey, no offense. 250 00:09:22,654 --> 00:09:24,689 Uh, none taken. 251 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:26,056 Now, if you don't mind, 252 00:09:26,057 --> 00:09:28,726 I'd like to talk to you about expanding your message. 253 00:09:28,727 --> 00:09:30,561 I bet you got a white wife. 254 00:09:30,562 --> 00:09:32,631 Yes, I do have a white wife. 255 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,366 Can I see a picture of her? 256 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,401 [?] 257 00:09:38,303 --> 00:09:40,571 It's called Operation Black Steel. 258 00:09:40,572 --> 00:09:42,172 We should call it... 259 00:09:42,173 --> 00:09:44,574 We're callin' it Operation Black Steel. 260 00:09:44,575 --> 00:09:46,611 I like that name. We're not changin' it. 261 00:09:47,946 --> 00:09:49,614 What's your suggestion? 262 00:09:49,615 --> 00:09:50,681 [CLEARS THROAT] 263 00:09:50,682 --> 00:09:52,583 "Jazmine and Huey's plan 264 00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:54,385 to get his friend out of jail. " 265 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,053 Why's your name first? 266 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,688 Because I thought of the name. 267 00:09:57,689 --> 00:10:00,424 I'm callin' it Operation Black Steel. 268 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,093 Suit yourself. 269 00:10:02,094 --> 00:10:03,227 [SOFTLY] You'll be sorry. 270 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,830 What? Nothing. 271 00:10:05,831 --> 00:10:07,064 Whatever. 272 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,233 Operation Black Steel works as follows: 273 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,603 Shabazz K. Miltonburough will be executed 274 00:10:12,604 --> 00:10:14,472 exactly 63 days from now. 275 00:10:15,107 --> 00:10:16,307 That night, 276 00:10:16,308 --> 00:10:18,108 there'll be a candlelight vigil. 277 00:10:18,109 --> 00:10:19,277 Granddad, 278 00:10:19,278 --> 00:10:20,777 who refuses to take an interest 279 00:10:20,778 --> 00:10:22,680 in the fate of Brother Shabazz, 280 00:10:22,681 --> 00:10:24,849 will probably stay in the car and watch Friday. 281 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:27,284 [LAUGHING] 282 00:10:27,285 --> 00:10:29,954 "All the pigs' feet. " That's funny. Ha-ha! 283 00:10:29,955 --> 00:10:34,425 HUEY: One hour before Brother Shabazz's execution, 284 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,726 he will be taken from his cell 285 00:10:35,727 --> 00:10:38,563 and brought to the prison hospital, 286 00:10:38,564 --> 00:10:41,231 where he will receive his final examination. 287 00:10:41,232 --> 00:10:44,302 At precisely that time, 288 00:10:44,303 --> 00:10:46,036 I'll fake a massive heart attack. 289 00:10:46,037 --> 00:10:47,672 [GRUNTING] 290 00:10:47,673 --> 00:10:49,273 WOMAN: Somebody do something. 291 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,775 MAN: Where's his parents? 292 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,043 MAN 2: The kid's dyin', man. 293 00:10:53,044 --> 00:10:54,678 [CHUCKLING] That's so funny. 294 00:10:54,679 --> 00:10:56,681 "It's your ass, Mr. Postman. " 295 00:10:56,682 --> 00:10:58,915 HUEY: The guards will have no choice 296 00:10:58,916 --> 00:11:00,618 but to bring me into the prison hospital 297 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:01,852 while Shabazz is there. 298 00:11:01,853 --> 00:11:03,320 They'll have no idea 299 00:11:03,321 --> 00:11:04,855 I'm a black radical freedom fighter 300 00:11:04,856 --> 00:11:06,957 until it's too late. 301 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,859 I'll be able to tranquilize two of the guards right away. 302 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:11,362 After that, I've got the stun baton. 303 00:11:11,363 --> 00:11:12,930 MAN: Get some help. 304 00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:14,465 [SHABAZZ GRUNTS] 305 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,534 We got a problem here! 306 00:11:19,371 --> 00:11:20,771 GUARD 2: Clear the way! 307 00:11:20,772 --> 00:11:22,073 Come on, move! Move! 308 00:11:22,074 --> 00:11:24,008 [ALARM BLARING] 309 00:11:24,009 --> 00:11:27,044 HUEY: We'll be gone before they even know what hit. 310 00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:28,913 JAZMINE: What happens then? 311 00:11:28,914 --> 00:11:31,015 Then I move to Cuba for the rest of my life. 312 00:11:31,016 --> 00:11:33,651 That's assuming I'm not killed in the breakout. 313 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,652 Yeah. 314 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,887 This is a good plan. 315 00:11:36,888 --> 00:11:39,057 [?] 316 00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:44,811 HUEY: Shabazz K. Miltonburough was actually interning 317 00:11:44,811 --> 00:11:47,313 for the Black Panthers in early 1970. 318 00:11:47,314 --> 00:11:48,748 He hadn't even earned 319 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,550 his black beret and leather jacket. 320 00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:52,318 One fateful day, he heard a gunshot... 321 00:11:52,319 --> 00:11:53,853 [GUNSHOT, WOMAN SCREAMS] 322 00:11:53,854 --> 00:11:55,221 ... and the words: MAN: A Gun! 323 00:11:55,222 --> 00:11:57,990 I, Eli Gorbinsky, 324 00:11:57,991 --> 00:12:00,627 hate deputy sheriffs. 325 00:12:00,628 --> 00:12:03,696 In fact, I'd go so far as to say I hate all police officers 326 00:12:03,697 --> 00:12:05,865 and parking enforcers. 327 00:12:05,866 --> 00:12:07,667 And that's why I, 328 00:12:07,668 --> 00:12:09,669 Eli Gorbinsky, 329 00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:12,504 shot this here deputy sheriff! 330 00:12:12,505 --> 00:12:15,107 HUEY: Shabazz never investigated the gunshot 331 00:12:15,108 --> 00:12:17,609 or the oddly expositional phrase Eli yelled out. 332 00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:19,311 But within minutes, 333 00:12:19,312 --> 00:12:21,480 the cops busted down the door... What's going on? 334 00:12:21,481 --> 00:12:23,282 ... to the Black Panther office supply shed 335 00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:24,783 and arrested Shabazz... What-? 336 00:12:24,784 --> 00:12:26,885 ... for the murder of Deputy Sheriff Gary Fife. 337 00:12:26,886 --> 00:12:28,521 [SHABAZZ GRUNTING] 338 00:12:28,522 --> 00:12:31,324 Several people witnessed the murder. 339 00:12:31,325 --> 00:12:33,792 One had 8mm video footage. 340 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,928 Another happened to be a stenographer 341 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,230 who had it all transcribed, 342 00:12:37,231 --> 00:12:39,932 including Eli's confession, 343 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:44,336 which he oddly enough signed and dated. 344 00:12:44,337 --> 00:12:47,407 The murder weapon had Eli's prints all over it, 345 00:12:47,408 --> 00:12:48,775 which were clearly visible, 346 00:12:48,776 --> 00:12:50,142 since he had been enjoying 347 00:12:50,143 --> 00:12:52,245 a chocolate doughnut at the time of the shooting. 348 00:12:52,246 --> 00:12:55,247 There was also a receipt of sale attached to the gun, 349 00:12:55,248 --> 00:12:58,384 and the manufacturer warranty card was filled out, 350 00:12:58,385 --> 00:13:00,286 signed and dated by Eli. 351 00:13:00,287 --> 00:13:02,320 During the trial, 352 00:13:02,321 --> 00:13:03,923 footage of the incident 353 00:13:03,924 --> 00:13:05,558 confirmed the stenographer's note 354 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:07,326 that Gary's last words were actually, 355 00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:10,129 "Eli Gorbinsky killed me. " 356 00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:13,532 After only 20 minutes of deliberation, 357 00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:14,900 Shabazz K. Miltonburough 358 00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:17,169 was sentenced to death. Guilty as charged. 359 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:18,838 [SPECTATORS MURMURING] 360 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,974 Man, ain't this a bitch? 361 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,108 [?] 362 00:13:23,109 --> 00:13:24,543 RUCKUS: Amen. 363 00:13:24,544 --> 00:13:26,112 White Jesus tells us: 364 00:13:26,113 --> 00:13:28,581 "In order to enter paradise, 365 00:13:28,582 --> 00:13:32,585 we must hate ourselves to save ourselves. " 366 00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:35,187 Sound pretty simple, don't it? 367 00:13:35,188 --> 00:13:36,856 I can't believe this crazy fool 368 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,926 is actually tryi'’ to start a church. 369 00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:41,828 HUEY: Ruckus had partnered up 370 00:13:41,829 --> 00:13:44,363 with famous black conservative Armstrong Elders 371 00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:46,066 to market his "ministry. " 372 00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:48,901 Elders was a media vet. 373 00:13:48,902 --> 00:13:52,438 He knew just how to package Ruckus for the masses. 374 00:13:52,439 --> 00:13:55,107 MAN [ON TV]: So you believe God is white? 375 00:13:55,108 --> 00:13:56,309 First of all, white man, 376 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:58,444 let me say that I love you, 377 00:13:58,445 --> 00:13:59,478 honor you, 378 00:13:59,479 --> 00:14:00,479 envy you, 379 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,981 enjoy your smell, 380 00:14:01,982 --> 00:14:05,619 and I celebrate you in the name of white Jesus. 381 00:14:06,619 --> 00:14:08,721 Um, thank you. 382 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,290 No, thank you. Look at that. 383 00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:14,092 That's a handsome young man, ain't it? 384 00:14:14,093 --> 00:14:16,128 Now, if God looked like Isaac Hayes, 385 00:14:16,129 --> 00:14:18,397 do you think his son would look like this? 386 00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:20,299 So black people are-? 387 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,770 Cursed! Cursed! Cursed! 388 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,171 Just look around you. 389 00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:27,439 That's why we in the ghettos. 390 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,241 That's why we in jail. 391 00:14:29,242 --> 00:14:31,244 That's why we on UPN. 392 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,646 Because God don't like us. 393 00:14:33,647 --> 00:14:36,616 You think if God wanted to change that, he couldn't? 394 00:14:36,617 --> 00:14:38,651 Hell, he turned water to wine. 395 00:14:38,652 --> 00:14:42,021 He could have changed UPN to CBS. 396 00:14:42,022 --> 00:14:45,391 Reverend Ruckus and his peculiar message 397 00:14:45,392 --> 00:14:47,126 of race-based redemption 398 00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:49,795 has begun to spread, and fast. 399 00:14:49,796 --> 00:14:50,963 How fast? 400 00:14:50,964 --> 00:14:53,432 Reverend Ruckus will be holding a revival 401 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:56,569 here at Woodcrest Post Pavilion tonight. 402 00:14:56,570 --> 00:14:59,305 Tickets are expected to sell out. 403 00:14:59,306 --> 00:15:00,940 Coming up next, time has run out 404 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,343 for a condemned man who many say is innocent. 405 00:15:03,344 --> 00:15:04,777 After this. 406 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,911 I don't get it. 407 00:15:05,912 --> 00:15:08,214 Who would actually follow Uncle Ruckus? 408 00:15:08,215 --> 00:15:10,616 We have to put a stop to this. We're going. 409 00:15:10,617 --> 00:15:12,718 [RINGS] 410 00:15:12,719 --> 00:15:14,053 Yeah? 411 00:15:14,054 --> 00:15:16,589 I'm calling you to say goodbye, Huey. 412 00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:18,691 And thanks for everything you did. 413 00:15:18,692 --> 00:15:20,526 It means a lot. 414 00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:21,828 It's not over. 415 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:23,262 I promise. 416 00:15:23,263 --> 00:15:24,864 I can't say much 417 00:15:24,865 --> 00:15:26,665 because I know people are listenin', 418 00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:30,002 but... I promise you. 419 00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:32,872 Goodbye, Huey. 420 00:15:32,873 --> 00:15:35,008 [?] 421 00:15:40,714 --> 00:15:42,048 [DOOR OPENS] 422 00:15:43,283 --> 00:15:47,353 Damn, Morpheus. What you about to do? 423 00:15:47,354 --> 00:15:49,021 I love you, man. 424 00:15:49,022 --> 00:15:50,456 Ugh! 425 00:15:50,457 --> 00:15:52,058 Nigga, you gay. 426 00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:53,925 But, Granddad, you promised to take me 427 00:15:53,926 --> 00:15:54,894 to the prison tonight... 428 00:15:54,895 --> 00:15:56,128 Not tonight. 429 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,898 Somebody has to talk some sense into Ruckus. 430 00:15:58,899 --> 00:16:00,332 But I'm tryin' to save my friend. 431 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,734 Me too. But I promised him. 432 00:16:02,735 --> 00:16:04,870 I gave him my word I'd be there. 433 00:16:04,871 --> 00:16:06,138 He's gonna die, 434 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,907 and there's nothing you can do about it. 435 00:16:09,443 --> 00:16:11,010 [SIGHS] 436 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,712 You should pray for your friend, Huey. 437 00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:15,113 That's all anyone can do for him. 438 00:16:15,114 --> 00:16:16,549 RUCKUS [ON TV]: Martin Luther King 439 00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:18,317 and the colored folks died before him- 440 00:16:18,318 --> 00:16:20,519 What makes your God any less made up than his? 441 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,054 -dark chocolate soup. 442 00:16:22,055 --> 00:16:24,757 So hate the black within you. 443 00:16:24,758 --> 00:16:26,392 [HUMMING] 444 00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:29,428 Row H, seats 44 and 45. Ha. 445 00:16:29,429 --> 00:16:30,463 Let's roll. 446 00:16:30,464 --> 00:16:32,531 [?] 447 00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:34,633 HUEY: Operation Black Steel, 448 00:16:34,634 --> 00:16:37,303 the mission to liberate Shabazz K. Miltonburough, 449 00:16:37,304 --> 00:16:40,272 was aborted... 450 00:16:40,273 --> 00:16:43,375 'cause I couldn't get a ride. 451 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:44,944 People say to me, "Ruckus?" 452 00:16:44,945 --> 00:16:46,445 I say, "Huh? Who said that?" 453 00:16:46,446 --> 00:16:49,148 They say, "How do I make it to white heaven?" 454 00:16:49,149 --> 00:16:51,617 Well, start by asking yourself, 455 00:16:51,618 --> 00:16:54,720 "How is my relationship with the white man?" 456 00:16:54,721 --> 00:16:58,825 Do you celebrate the white man's goodness every day? 457 00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:01,327 Do you stop and thank the white man 458 00:17:01,328 --> 00:17:04,463 for the food you eat and the clothes you wear? 459 00:17:04,464 --> 00:17:05,631 Huh? 460 00:17:05,632 --> 00:17:09,101 Well, if you don't, you going to hell. 461 00:17:09,102 --> 00:17:11,370 Now, I want everybody who isn't white 462 00:17:11,371 --> 00:17:14,005 to turn to a white person and say, 463 00:17:14,006 --> 00:17:15,207 "Thank you. " 464 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,208 Thank you. 465 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,643 Thank you so much. 466 00:17:17,644 --> 00:17:22,081 Well, there are those of you who say I'm a racist. 467 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:25,951 There are those of you who say I'm wrong for hatin' niggas. 468 00:17:25,952 --> 00:17:29,222 Well, I call y'all all hypocrites, 469 00:17:29,223 --> 00:17:31,223 because each and every one of you 470 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:35,361 can name 10 niggas you hate right now if you had to. 471 00:17:35,362 --> 00:17:37,963 I never thought about it like that. 472 00:17:37,964 --> 00:17:40,765 There's Tyrone, Leon... 473 00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:42,334 Oh, Eddie. 474 00:17:42,335 --> 00:17:44,803 You don't have to admit it, that's okay. 475 00:17:44,804 --> 00:17:47,239 'Cause I know you done already counted off 476 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,208 five niggas in your head. 477 00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:51,810 You're like, "I hate that nigga Jamal. 478 00:17:51,811 --> 00:17:53,712 "Oh, I hate Otis. 479 00:17:53,713 --> 00:17:56,114 I can't stand Usher. " 480 00:17:56,115 --> 00:17:58,884 Oh, my God, he's right. [THUNDER CRASHING] 481 00:17:58,885 --> 00:18:01,153 I hate Usher too. What? 482 00:18:01,154 --> 00:18:02,488 He's right. 483 00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:04,189 I think I hate black people. 484 00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:05,324 Tom, stop being stupid. 485 00:18:05,325 --> 00:18:07,392 No, I think I hate them all. 486 00:18:07,393 --> 00:18:09,028 I don't like Puffy. 487 00:18:09,029 --> 00:18:10,662 I don't like Kobe. 488 00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:12,765 I don't like- I don't like any of them. 489 00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:14,633 Tom, snap out of it. Come on. We're leaving. 490 00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:15,701 RUCKUS: That's right. 491 00:18:15,702 --> 00:18:19,138 Somebody out there is feelin' the Spirit. 492 00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:22,575 I am. I am! I feel it! 493 00:18:22,576 --> 00:18:25,444 If you black of skin and full of sin, 494 00:18:25,445 --> 00:18:29,548 come forward, so I may lay my hands on you. 495 00:18:29,549 --> 00:18:31,417 Hah! Oh, thank you, Jesus. 496 00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:33,519 Black be gone. 497 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,720 Hah! [SCREAMS] 498 00:18:34,721 --> 00:18:36,489 Praise white Jesus. 499 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,423 Hah! 500 00:18:37,424 --> 00:18:38,691 [MAN SCREAMS] 501 00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:41,461 ? On the road again ? 502 00:18:42,562 --> 00:18:43,762 RUCKUS: Now I want everybody 503 00:18:43,763 --> 00:18:46,031 to find the nearest black man 504 00:18:46,032 --> 00:18:48,167 and lay hands on him. 505 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:51,904 But, first, make sure your hand is balled up in a fist, 506 00:18:51,905 --> 00:18:55,508 so you can beat the black out of his soul. 507 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,743 God smiles when you hate blackness, 508 00:18:57,744 --> 00:19:02,181 so you beat that darkie in the name of the Almighty. 509 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,849 Hallelujah! 510 00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,586 [MURMURING, GRUNTING] 511 00:19:07,787 --> 00:19:09,955 People have lost their damn minds. 512 00:19:09,956 --> 00:19:11,423 What's wrong with y'all? 513 00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:13,025 Hey! Hey! 514 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,227 That's right. Ronald Reagan said, 515 00:19:15,228 --> 00:19:18,130 "Beat a nigga's ass and go to heaven. " 516 00:19:18,131 --> 00:19:19,764 God is good. 517 00:19:19,765 --> 00:19:24,436 ? You shouldn't let yourself Go deeper ? 518 00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:25,638 [HUEY SIGHS] 519 00:19:25,639 --> 00:19:27,940 ? In distress ? 520 00:19:27,941 --> 00:19:30,376 HUEY: I never prayed before. 521 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,379 I don't even know who I'm praying to. 522 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,648 And maybe I'm too young to know 523 00:19:35,649 --> 00:19:38,450 what the world is supposed to be... 524 00:19:38,451 --> 00:19:40,986 but it's not supposed to be this. 525 00:19:40,987 --> 00:19:43,122 It can't be this. 526 00:19:43,123 --> 00:19:45,658 So please- 527 00:19:45,659 --> 00:19:47,793 ? Oh, boy, don't cry ? 528 00:19:47,794 --> 00:19:49,161 ? Over happiness... ? 529 00:19:49,162 --> 00:19:51,530 Governor. What is it? 530 00:19:51,531 --> 00:19:53,332 They found out about Raoul. 531 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:54,800 ? I believe in it ? 532 00:19:54,801 --> 00:19:57,236 Now, let us pray. 533 00:19:57,237 --> 00:20:00,339 Lord, I have spent my whole life hatin' you 534 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:02,475 for makin' me black. 535 00:20:02,476 --> 00:20:05,878 And now I see I must hate myself and all those like me, 536 00:20:05,879 --> 00:20:08,247 and cause them misery, 537 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:11,417 just like your servant Ronald Reagan did. 538 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,586 And if any of my words don't come directly 539 00:20:14,587 --> 00:20:17,423 from the Almighty God himself, 540 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:20,325 then may I be struck by lightning 541 00:20:20,326 --> 00:20:22,361 right this very instant. 542 00:20:22,362 --> 00:20:23,362 Halle-! 543 00:20:23,363 --> 00:20:25,065 [SCREAMING] 544 00:20:33,506 --> 00:20:35,308 [PHONE RINGING] 545 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:42,114 ? Just let the world... ? 546 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,148 What just happened? 547 00:20:43,149 --> 00:20:44,216 [RINGING] 548 00:20:44,217 --> 00:20:45,618 ? Go 'round ? 549 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,619 Would somebody like to get that? 550 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:50,121 [RINGING] ? And 'round ? 551 00:20:50,122 --> 00:20:53,058 ? And round? I think it's for me. 552 00:20:53,059 --> 00:20:55,461 HUEY: The lightning bolt that saved Shabazz's life 553 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,264 seemed to have struck Uncle Ruckus on his tumor. 554 00:20:58,265 --> 00:20:59,731 Doctors would find 555 00:20:59,732 --> 00:21:01,301 no remaining signs of his cancer. 556 00:21:02,502 --> 00:21:03,635 Some called it a miracle. 557 00:21:03,636 --> 00:21:05,404 [PEOPLE MURMURING] 558 00:21:05,405 --> 00:21:06,905 MAN: It seemed to make sense. 559 00:21:06,906 --> 00:21:09,508 HUEY: And maybe there are forces in this universe 560 00:21:09,509 --> 00:21:11,110 we don't understand. 561 00:21:11,111 --> 00:21:12,745 Huh? Wha-? 562 00:21:12,746 --> 00:21:17,182 Get your black banana-peelin' hands off of me. 563 00:21:17,183 --> 00:21:19,985 HUEY: But I still believe we make our own miracles. 564 00:21:19,986 --> 00:21:22,821 ? Just let the world... ? 565 00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:25,224 I don't know how they found out about us, 566 00:21:25,225 --> 00:21:27,259 but we have to end it, Raoul. 567 00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:28,994 [SOBBING] 568 00:21:28,995 --> 00:21:32,964 HUEY: Shabazz K. Miltonburough was not yet free, 569 00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:36,001 but for now, the mission had been accomplished. 570 00:21:36,002 --> 00:21:38,871 I decided to take the rest of the day off. 571 00:21:38,872 --> 00:21:41,140 I wonder if there's anything good on TV. 572 00:21:41,141 --> 00:21:42,743 [?]