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GRANDDAD:
Oh, no!
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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Without admitting any guilt,
we wanna say we real sorry.
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We know you're upset,
and you should be...
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Who did this?
Which one of you killed the TV?
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Who did it?
Granddad, this isn't the time
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for pointing fingers.
Right?
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President Obama says,
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"We can't move forward
looking backwards."
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I can't believe this.
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This isn't happening!
It's not happening!
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I'm too old for this.
I'm sick of having
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to beat y'all
all the damn time.
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Here. This time
you're gonna beat each other.
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What?
I said beat each other.
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Take turns.
[COUGHS]
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What...?
Something's wrong.
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Granddad, you should calm down.
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How am I supposed to calm down?
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I'm dying and my TV's broke.
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Oh. My chest hurts.
It's a heart attack.
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No, my stomach hurts.
My liver's exploding.
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No, it's my bad knee.
The room is spinning.
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Oh, no!
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Is he dead?
I don't know.
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Hurry, we have to call 911.
Where's the phone?
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Oh, no!
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Do we still have
to beat each other?
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* I am the stone
The builder refused *
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* I am the visual
The inspiration *
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* That made lady
Sing the blues *
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* I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright *
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* The same spark
That lights the dark *
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* So that you can know
Left from right *
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* I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun *
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* The inner glow
That lets you know *
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* To call your brother sun *
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* The story that just begun *
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* The promise
Of what's to come *
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* And I'm 'a remain a soldier *
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* Till the war is won
Won *
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* Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip *
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* Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip *
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* Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip *
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* Chop, chop, chop *
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[GRANDDAD SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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Come on.
You need a physical.
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RILEY:
They need to put you on a diet.
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No please.
I can't handle doctors.
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I'm not ready to face
my own mortality.
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Granddad,
it's for your own good.
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We need you around as long
as possible to cook
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and pay the mortgage.
What if they find
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something terrible?
What if they tell me
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I only have a month to live?
That would totally ruin
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the rest of this month for me.
Look. Mumia. He's free.
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I'm going home.
RILEY: Man, Granddad kinda fast.
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Been awhile since
your last checkup, huh?
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Says here you haven't seen
a doctor in, wow, 57 years?
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Hurry up and get to the point
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where you tell me
I'm gonna die?
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Now, you say here you've had
some irritable bowels recently?
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Yeah.
And it also says here
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that you...
[DOOR OPENS]
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DOCTOR:
Oh, um, pardon me.
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Uh, Robert, this is Jessica.
Jessica, Robert.
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She's a medical student
who will be observing today
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if that's okay with you.
Actually I prefer if, uh...
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Patient has complained
of irritable bowels,
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also diarrhea accompanied
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by a burning sensation
in the anus
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Well, it's not really
a burning,
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it's more of a tingle...
And also experiencing
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a lot of gas pains.
Extreme flatulence.
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Well, that was, uh,
kind of a joke, really.
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[GRANDDAD SCREAMS]
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[GROANING]
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[***]
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[PANTING]
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[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[TYPING]
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Give it to me straight, doc.
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Robert...
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[SOBBING]
No! I'm too young to die.
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There's so many things
I haven't done.
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I want my novel to be
on Oprah's book of the month.
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Robert, from what I can see
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there's a bunch of stuff
wrong with you,
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but none that is immediately
life-threatening.
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But what I'm most worried about
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is your stress level.
Is this how you normally
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react to stressful
situations, Robert?
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More or less.
But you have to understand,
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my life is more stressful
than most people.
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My one grandson
is a domestic terrorist
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and the other one
is a public menace.
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Robert, Robert, Robert, a lot
of people have stressful lives.
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Now your problem
is how you handle the stress.
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Now, I'm gonna give you
a bunch of pills to take,
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but I believe if you don't get
your stress under control,
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you're gonna kill yourself.
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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GRANDDAD:
Hey, hold on there!
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I'm a sick old man,
I can't move as fast
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as I used to.
'Sup, old nigga?
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Got your lifetime supply
of Viagra right here. Ha-ha.
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I'm just kidding.
I know it ain't Viagra
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'cause I already looked.
Give me that.
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How dare you open my package.
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I'm just fucking
with you, old nigga.
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What you got to eat
in this motherfucker?
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Hey, what you doing
with all them pills for,
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old nigga? You starting
a pharmacy or some shit?
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My doctor gave me these pills.
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Man. I ain't never
took you as a sucker
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for the fucking
pharmaceutical companies.
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Always trying to sell you
some synthetic chemical
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that don't do nothing
but make you sicker.
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Well, he's a doctor
and you're a dumb ass,
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so I'm listening to him.
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I don't never take no pills.
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Not that I can afford 'em,
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'cause a nigga don't got health
insurance and shit, but still.
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I don't take no aspirin,
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no fucking ibuprofen,
none of that.
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Now this shit
right here, nigga,
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this all the medicine I need.
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What is that?
Is that reefer?
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No, nigga, it's weed.
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Reefer the same thing as weed.
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What?
Keep it down, I have kids.
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What, I can't say "weed"?
Shh.
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How dare you bring drugs
into my house.
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You can get us arrested.
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[LAUGHS]
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Man, don't you keep up
with current events?
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Weed ain't illegal
no more, nigga.
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Really?
Hell, yeah.
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Obama came through
and changed all that shit.
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I didn't know he did that.
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Yeah, man. So stop being
so damn scared.
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I don't know. I knew a guy once
who smoked some weed
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that was laced with angel dust,
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and he ended up running down
the street
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in his underwear and woke up
in a chicken coop.
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Nigga, that was Friday.
Was it?
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Besides, man, ain't nobody
fucked with this,
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I know the nigga that grew it.
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Shit, I watched him
take the bud off.
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You need to grow up
and get high.
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As a matter of fact,
since I'm the type of nigga
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that cares about your health,
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I'm gonna give you
this joint, nigga.
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I don't want your joint.
This just ain't no joint.
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No, it's a... Well...
Well, it is a joint,
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but it's a damn good one.
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Nigga, this shit
will change your life.
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Hey, what y'all talking about?
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Huh? Nothing.
Nothing at all.
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He was just talking about
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going on tour with
the Fat Boys or something.
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Congrats, tell Prince
Markie Dee I said hi.
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[LAUGHING]
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Okay, old nigga.
Later, Riley.
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[DOOR OPENS]
Who are the Fat Boys?
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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MAN [ON TV]:
High blood pressure
got you down?
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Ask your doctor if Zortafrinex
is right for you.
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In clinical trials,
Zortafrinex was proven
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to lower blood pressure.
Ask your doctor
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before taking Zortafrinex.
Women, pregnant women,
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and most men should not
take it. Known side effects:
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dry mouth, upset stomach,
mild death, blindness,
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heart attack,
difficulty breathing
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and rectal fungus.
Almost all who took it
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experienced a severe loss
in sexual performance.
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Please stop
taking it immediately
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if you feel mild
discomfort on or in testicles,
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as this can be a sign
of an unpleasant
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side effect known as total
scrotal implosion.
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If total scrotal
implosion should occur,
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call your doctor.
If you cannot move or talk
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due to the pain
of total scrotal implosion,
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please have a loved one call
your doctor.
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There is no cure for total
scrotal implosion.
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Zortafrinex,
always the right choice.
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[GRUNTING]
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[COUGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, my God.
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It's beautiful.
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[SIGHS]
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[SNORING]
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[SNIFFING]
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Yo, you smell that?
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Yeah, but it can't be
what I think it is.
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BOTH:
Breakfast.
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GRANDDAD:
We got pancakes, waffles,
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pork sausage, turkey sausage,
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veggie sausage, eggs Benedict,
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smoked salmon omelets,
hash browns
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and of course
huevos rancheros.
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Or I can make you something
else if you like.
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Granddad, why'd you make
all this food?
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Because my boys have to grow up
to be big and strong.
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I'm eating this bowl
of Cheerios because,
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you know what? The cholesterol's
not gonna lower itself.
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Goddamn, that was
the best Cheerios
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I ever had in my life.
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That wasn't a regular
Cheerios, was it?
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No, no, that...
That had to be Honey Nut.
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Mm.
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It had to be Honey Nut.
It tastes like Honey Nut.
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It tastes like Cheerios but...
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nuts dipped in honey.
Mm-hm.
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[CHEWING]
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GRANDDAD:
Oh, you boys broke the TV again.
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[LAUGHING]
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You know what's funny?
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When you think about it,
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all this stuff is really yours.
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I mean, how much longer
am I gonna be around?
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Because I'm really, really,
really, really old.
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This is your house.
This is your stuff.
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This is your TV.
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You can break it
if you want to. I don't care.
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[LAUGHING]
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Damn, I liked my TV.
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC BLARING]
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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What's up old nigga?
You got a pickup?
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No. I wanted to tell you
I smoked that, you know...
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That joint?
Shh.
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You liked it. That shit was
off the chain, wasn't it?
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I couldn't believe it. I never
felt anything like this before.
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Can you get me some more?
Maybe two, six or seven?
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You called my job
and scheduled a pickup
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just so you could hit me up
for more trees?
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That's rude, man.
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First rule of being a smoker
is it's bad manners
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to keep bumming
all the damn time.
248
00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:13,983
Well, why did you want me
to smoke it
249
00:09:13,983 --> 00:09:16,484
if I wasn't supposed to ask for
more? Let me buy some off you.
250
00:09:16,484 --> 00:09:18,351
Or maybe put me in touch
with your supplier.
251
00:09:18,351 --> 00:09:20,250
I don't know, he's picky with
his clientele.
252
00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,818
In the streets they call him
"The Weed Kingpin."
253
00:09:22,818 --> 00:09:24,384
But he might fuck with you,
you know,
254
00:09:24,384 --> 00:09:26,751
'cause you with fucking
with me and shit.
255
00:09:26,751 --> 00:09:29,818
[***]
256
00:09:29,818 --> 00:09:33,084
Now, just stick with me,
and don't say no dumb shit.
257
00:09:33,084 --> 00:09:35,850
Hey, Otis.
Good to see you.
258
00:09:35,850 --> 00:09:37,317
Who's this?
Your friend, Robert?
259
00:09:37,317 --> 00:09:38,517
I'm not a narc, heh-heh.
260
00:09:38,517 --> 00:09:39,917
Uh, you wanna check me
for a wire?
261
00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:41,684
I'm not wearing one
so it's okay if you do.
262
00:09:41,684 --> 00:09:44,117
In fact, uh,
this may be a bad idea.
263
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,250
Now are you looking
for anything in particular?
264
00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,084
I mean, uh, a certain
kind of high?
265
00:09:48,084 --> 00:09:49,850
I just need something
to lower my stress.
266
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:53,184
Let's see, we got Bubba Kush,
Lavender Kush,
267
00:09:53,184 --> 00:09:55,751
Telly Savalas Kush,
268
00:09:55,751 --> 00:09:58,451
uh, oh, gee, Scarlett Johansson.
269
00:09:58,451 --> 00:10:00,284
Hey, I even got one named
after me, nigga.
270
00:10:00,284 --> 00:10:02,117
It's good for sitting
on the couch all day
271
00:10:02,117 --> 00:10:04,050
and not doing shit.
You know what?
272
00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:06,217
Try this.
It's called Black Pearl.
273
00:10:06,217 --> 00:10:07,351
What's it gonna do?
274
00:10:07,351 --> 00:10:10,117
[LAUGHS] You'll see.
275
00:10:10,117 --> 00:10:12,184
HUEY:
Man, we've looked up
the side effects
276
00:10:12,184 --> 00:10:13,751
to all of Granddad's pills,
277
00:10:13,751 --> 00:10:15,617
and none of them
make you a happier, calmer,
278
00:10:15,617 --> 00:10:17,050
more well-adjusted person.
279
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,351
Well, something going on.
280
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,384
I don't know
who that nigga is downstairs,
281
00:10:20,384 --> 00:10:21,950
but he ain't Granddad.
282
00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:23,117
[WHIRRING]
283
00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:27,451
Granddad, we need to talk.
284
00:10:27,451 --> 00:10:29,551
Of course, what is it,
Grandson?
285
00:10:29,551 --> 00:10:31,217
Man, where the real Granddad?
286
00:10:31,217 --> 00:10:32,384
What you do with him?
287
00:10:32,384 --> 00:10:34,317
[LAUGHING]
288
00:10:34,317 --> 00:10:36,417
Riley, you so crazy.
289
00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:38,417
Look, boys,
I went to the doctor
290
00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:40,050
and had a wake-up call,
and I decided
291
00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:42,150
I'm not gonna sweat
the small stuff anymore.
292
00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:44,284
I'm the same granddaddy
that you know and love.
293
00:10:44,284 --> 00:10:47,284
I'm happy, I feel good,
and from now on
294
00:10:47,284 --> 00:10:48,584
I'm going to appreciate life.
295
00:10:48,584 --> 00:10:51,184
Yeah, but that person
is nothing like the Granddad
296
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,584
we know and love.
Yeah, our Granddad
297
00:10:53,584 --> 00:10:54,818
don't appreciate nothing.
298
00:10:54,818 --> 00:10:56,150
You an imposter.
299
00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:59,484
[LAUGHING]
300
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,317
You boys are hilarious.
301
00:11:01,317 --> 00:11:03,017
Don't forget tonight's
my bongo night.
302
00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:04,751
You guys can stay
over at Tom's.
303
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,451
Now give your Granddaddy a hug.
304
00:11:06,451 --> 00:11:08,751
I'm so glad we had this talk.
305
00:11:10,317 --> 00:11:12,451
[VACUUM WHIRRING]
306
00:11:12,451 --> 00:11:15,017
Man, I just feel bad
for the real Granddad.
307
00:11:15,017 --> 00:11:18,584
He probably tied up in some
basement somewhere, scared.
308
00:11:18,584 --> 00:11:20,017
We gotta find him, Huey.
309
00:11:20,017 --> 00:11:21,950
Before it's too late.
310
00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:26,317
GRANDDAD:
* La, la, la, la, la, la
I love me, yes, I do *
311
00:11:26,317 --> 00:11:27,950
* La, la, la, la, la *
312
00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:29,883
What is he doing over there?
313
00:11:29,883 --> 00:11:31,351
Sounds like he's dying.
314
00:11:31,351 --> 00:11:33,551
You know, he's always been
a little strange.
315
00:11:33,551 --> 00:11:35,517
Man, I'm about to go look.
316
00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:37,050
Come on, guys,
you know the rules.
317
00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:39,484
Robert said no going back home
during bongo time.
318
00:11:39,484 --> 00:11:41,217
I'm sorry.
Look, I don't know
319
00:11:41,217 --> 00:11:43,217
who that fake-ass
Granddad is over there,
320
00:11:43,217 --> 00:11:45,184
but we gotta find out
what's going on.
321
00:11:45,184 --> 00:11:46,351
Maybe he's on drugs.
322
00:11:46,351 --> 00:11:48,718
[LAUGHS]
You guys are overreacting.
323
00:11:48,718 --> 00:11:50,517
Your granddad just wants
a little privacy
324
00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:51,917
to release his creative juices,
325
00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:54,217
and there's nothing wrong
with that.
326
00:11:54,217 --> 00:11:56,317
[GRANDDAD SCATTING]
327
00:11:59,184 --> 00:12:00,718
JAZMINE:
What's going on?
328
00:12:00,718 --> 00:12:01,818
[SIREN WAILING] Shit.
329
00:12:01,818 --> 00:12:03,317
It's the cops.
330
00:12:03,317 --> 00:12:05,351
Wait. Riley, wait.
331
00:12:05,351 --> 00:12:07,517
* The revolution is all over
The world, yes, it is *
332
00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:09,850
* Boom, bam, boom Revolution *
333
00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,184
* Boo-bop, boo-bop *
334
00:12:11,184 --> 00:12:13,850
[SCATTING]
335
00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:16,050
TOM:
Oh, my God.
336
00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:17,718
Ew.
337
00:12:17,718 --> 00:12:19,017
RILEY:
I'm gonna be sick.
338
00:12:19,017 --> 00:12:21,684
[SCREAMS]
339
00:12:21,684 --> 00:12:24,684
OFFICER:
Aw, somebody get him
a blanket, for God's sake.
340
00:12:24,684 --> 00:12:28,317
TOM:
You scarred my baby
for life, Robert!
341
00:12:28,317 --> 00:12:29,617
[JAZMINE CRYING]
342
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,600
[LAUGHS]
343
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,700
I'm so ashamed.
344
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,366
Riley, this isn't funny.
345
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,932
Yes, it is.
346
00:12:39,932 --> 00:12:42,166
Granddad was smoking weed.
347
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:45,333
[LAUGHS]
Smokey. Smokey.
348
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:46,400
[LAUGHS]
349
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,033
Boys, can you ever forgive me?
350
00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:50,633
I don't think
it's a big deal, really.
351
00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,300
No, Huey.
It's a very big deal.
352
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,866
That's why drugs
are so dangerous.
353
00:12:53,866 --> 00:12:56,033
Then you get addicted,
and it destroys your life,
354
00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:57,500
and the lives
of those around you.
355
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,266
You start playing the bongos
really loud
356
00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:01,700
and then you turn all
Bobby and Whitney on us.
357
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,099
I've learned my lesson.
358
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:06,033
I'm never ever, ever,
ever gonna smoke weed again.
359
00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,533
[CHIMES]
360
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:12,099
Hey. There's big Bobby.
361
00:13:12,099 --> 00:13:14,700
I got something special
for you today.
362
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,433
Ooh, lay it on me, man.
363
00:13:16,433 --> 00:13:18,533
They call it "Skywalker."
364
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,566
Granddad, I know
you're still smoking.
365
00:13:23,566 --> 00:13:24,899
What are you talking about?
366
00:13:24,899 --> 00:13:27,633
Huey, I told you that was
a terrible mistake I made
367
00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:30,099
and I'm never,
ever gonna do it again.
368
00:13:30,099 --> 00:13:31,767
I know when you find something
you like
369
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:35,199
you tend to go overboard,
so just be very careful.
370
00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:38,533
Like I said, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
371
00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:40,233
Toodles.
372
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:42,899
[***]
373
00:13:42,899 --> 00:13:44,832
[HORNS HONKING]
374
00:13:47,066 --> 00:13:50,566
You're a dick, dickwad!
375
00:13:50,566 --> 00:13:52,133
[SIREN WAILING]
Uh-oh.
376
00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:00,700
Sir, can you tell me
why you're driving so slow
377
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:03,033
in the fast lane?
Oh, no reason.
378
00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:05,066
I guess I just wasn't
in that much of a rush.
379
00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:06,866
I didn't know you can get
a speeding ticket
380
00:14:06,866 --> 00:14:09,166
for going too slow,
uh, Officer...
381
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:11,932
Doo-shay?
That's Officer Douche.
382
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,233
[LAUGHING]
383
00:14:18,366 --> 00:14:19,466
Something funny?
384
00:14:19,466 --> 00:14:20,767
No, sir, Officer...
385
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,799
[LAUGHING]
386
00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:25,300
Douche.
387
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,433
Why were you driving
so slow in the fast lane?
388
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,633
Oh, just having
a pleasant drive on a nice,
389
00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:32,799
heh, summer's eve, Douche.
390
00:14:32,799 --> 00:14:35,166
[LAUGHING]
391
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,799
Please step out
of the car, sir.
392
00:14:36,799 --> 00:14:39,466
JUDGE:
Okay, the defendant
is charged with suspicion
393
00:14:39,466 --> 00:14:41,633
of driving under
the influence of marijuana,
394
00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:43,433
as well as possession
of a mostly smoked
395
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:46,832
marijuana cigarette.
So how does the defendant plead?
396
00:14:46,832 --> 00:14:48,333
Robert, I want you
to plead guilty.
397
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,966
No way, mm-mm,
ain't gonna happen.
398
00:14:49,966 --> 00:14:51,566
No, no, no,
it's just a first offense.
399
00:14:51,566 --> 00:14:53,166
Obama fixed it up
for everybody.
400
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,866
What are you talking about?
That's why I voted for Obama.
401
00:14:55,866 --> 00:14:57,832
We could legalize weed,
that's what we need...
402
00:14:57,832 --> 00:14:59,533
But Tom, what happens
if he goes to jail?
403
00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,199
Go to jail?
It's just a first offense.
404
00:15:01,199 --> 00:15:03,266
Everybody calm down.
I don't want to go to jail.
405
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:06,767
RILEY:
I ain't going in no foster care,
I tell you that right now.
406
00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,767
Everybody could you please
just shut up?
407
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:10,832
Settle down, please.
408
00:15:10,832 --> 00:15:13,099
Your Honor, I would like
to plead not guilty
409
00:15:13,099 --> 00:15:15,366
on the grounds
that Obama legalized weed.
410
00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:18,633
Did he? Because I think
I would have heard about that.
411
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,799
I'm pretty sure he did.
412
00:15:19,799 --> 00:15:21,400
Who told you that?
Thugnificent.
413
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,533
The rapper?
Yes, Your Honor.
414
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,099
Are you sure he's the guy
to listen to
415
00:15:25,099 --> 00:15:27,166
about legal matters?
What does your lawyer say?
416
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:30,767
He looks pretty smart.
I said, uh, no, Your Honor.
417
00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:32,866
But Thugnificent
sounded pretty sure.
418
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,799
Huh. Well, he's pretty sure.
You know, I'm...
419
00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:36,899
I'm also pretty sure, but, hey,
420
00:15:36,899 --> 00:15:38,733
we can look it up
if you want. No big deal.
421
00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:40,999
Yes, please.
422
00:15:40,999 --> 00:15:42,233
[TYPING]
423
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,767
Nope, no.
Sorry about that, man.
424
00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:46,166
Look at this, Wikipedia says
weed is still illegal.
425
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,566
Really?
Yeah, wait...
426
00:15:47,566 --> 00:15:49,333
Ho, look at that.
That's interesting.
427
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,667
Says here that several states
428
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,733
have legalized
medicinal cannabis.
429
00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:54,266
See?
Unfortunately,
430
00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:56,266
this state
ain't one of 'em so, you know.
431
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:57,799
Oh.
So I guess your choices are
432
00:15:57,799 --> 00:15:59,600
to move to California,
smoke all you want,
433
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,832
or, you know, just stay here
and stop smoking.
434
00:16:01,832 --> 00:16:03,433
Or you can keep smoking
and go to jail,
435
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:05,433
but that would be kinda silly,
don't you think?
436
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,099
[SIGHS]
437
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:10,366
TOM:
Oh, man, Robert, I can't believe
how lucky you are.
438
00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:12,533
Lucky? How is this lucky?
I finally found the thing
439
00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:15,066
in life that makes me happy and
now they gonna take it away.
440
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,433
Now Robert,
studies show marijuana
441
00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:19,266
can be very psychologically
addictive.
442
00:16:19,266 --> 00:16:21,566
Man, fuck them studies,
I want my weed.
443
00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:23,099
I believed
all the terrible things
444
00:16:23,099 --> 00:16:24,899
they told me about weed
and it was all a lie.
445
00:16:24,899 --> 00:16:25,999
And now you mean to tell me,
446
00:16:25,999 --> 00:16:27,500
I could've had this
the whole time?
447
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,266
Who knows how different
my life would be?
448
00:16:29,266 --> 00:16:30,932
I might be
a Nobel Peace Prize winner,
449
00:16:30,932 --> 00:16:32,899
or eight-time
gold medal swimmer,
450
00:16:32,899 --> 00:16:34,600
or even President
of the United States.
451
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,133
It's not fair.
Now I have to go back
452
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,333
to being the regular me.
453
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:39,233
There's nothing wrong
with the regular you.
454
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:40,533
I'm telling you the regular me
455
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,799
is completely unacceptable.
456
00:16:41,799 --> 00:16:43,233
I don't even like
the regular me.
457
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:45,233
No one does.
Yeah, he's got a point there.
458
00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:46,633
I don't even like him either.
459
00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:48,466
Look, Robert, I get it.
460
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,533
Everybody wants to escape
from their problems.
461
00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:52,466
But there's a legal way
to do it.
462
00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:54,400
[***]
463
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,799
I never really liked you
when I first met you.
464
00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,166
Oh, you didn't like me?
I didn't like you.
465
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,199
Well, that's okay,
I don't care who likes me,
466
00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:04,832
and I hate Ruckus,
that son of a bitch.
467
00:17:04,832 --> 00:17:06,033
Well, we can agree on that.
468
00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,600
Let's find Ruckus
and whup his ass.
469
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,500
I'm gonna whup your ass!
Oh, no, I don't think so.
470
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:14,099
I will whup your ass
with Ruckus's ass.
471
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:17,600
I miss my Mary Jane now.
472
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,099
[BOTH CRYING]
473
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,899
Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up.
474
00:17:22,899 --> 00:17:25,199
[VOMITS]
475
00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:26,767
Oh, if I see
or smell throw-up,
476
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:27,999
I'm gonna throw...
477
00:17:27,999 --> 00:17:29,932
[GROANING]
478
00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:30,966
[VOMITS]
479
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,199
Oh, God.
480
00:17:32,199 --> 00:17:33,966
[***]
481
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:38,633
Oh, hell, no!
482
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:40,333
What the...?
483
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,333
Oh.
Aw, man!
484
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,633
Can you believe it, old nigga?
485
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,767
Grant got raided.
Look, look, look, look.
486
00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:47,932
They taking the champagne,
and the citrus buds,
487
00:17:47,932 --> 00:17:50,133
and the First Mature,
and the Early Misty,
488
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:52,600
and the God Bud,
and the Ice Marijuana,
489
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,266
and the Island Lady,
and the Kush...
490
00:17:54,266 --> 00:17:56,033
I'm not gonna let them
get away with this.
491
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,366
I say we fight back. It's time
for civil disobedience.
492
00:17:58,366 --> 00:18:00,433
It's time for action.
Man, you do what you want.
493
00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:03,233
I'm gonna go back
to work and cry.
494
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,667
[***]
495
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,133
What is this really
gonna accomplish?
496
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,099
What happened to you?
I thought you believed
497
00:18:15,099 --> 00:18:16,832
in the revolution.
A freedom fighter.
498
00:18:16,832 --> 00:18:19,466
You're not gonna end prohibition
by getting arrested.
499
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:20,533
What if me and Rosa Parks
500
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,233
had said that on that bus
in Montgomery?
501
00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:24,433
What if me and Martin Luther
King said that in Selma?
502
00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:26,899
What if me and Nelson Mandela
said that during apartheid?
503
00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:28,700
When were you arrested
in South Africa?
504
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,199
Never mind.
Point is you sold out.
505
00:18:30,199 --> 00:18:32,033
I think we should just move
to L.A..
506
00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:34,767
I'm gonna be the first nigga
to be a Blood and a Crip.
507
00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:37,533
Granddad, nobody solves problems
by going to jail anymore.
508
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,099
Fine. What do you suggest?
509
00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:41,300
Look, if it's really
that important to you,
510
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,333
maybe we should just move
to California.
511
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,300
Then I'm gonna star
in my own movie
512
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,633
about the first nigga
to be both a Blood and a Crip.
513
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:49,733
I'm gonna play me.
Well, I'm not leaving my home.
514
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:51,133
I paid good money
for this house.
515
00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:52,932
Now it ain't worth shit,
so we're staying.
516
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,799
Then I'm gonna run up
on the Fresh Prince kid
517
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:56,966
and show him
who the real Karate Kid is.
518
00:18:56,966 --> 00:18:58,600
They ain't even
paying the nigga.
519
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,733
So, what's more important?
Weed or us?
520
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:02,433
Weed.
521
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:03,500
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
522
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,166
Man, he didn't even
think about it.
523
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,400
We are here to demand
the liberation of our brother,
524
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,866
Grant, from the deep,
dark dungeons of tyranny.
525
00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:13,266
This man was a peaceful man.
He was a grower.
526
00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:14,600
He was a healer.
And he gave me
527
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,733
really good weed
at very reasonable prices.
528
00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:19,266
Granddad,
stop snitching. Ha-ha.
529
00:19:19,266 --> 00:19:20,767
We won't let you
push us around.
530
00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:22,433
We have the right
to pursue happiness.
531
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:25,266
And this is happiness.
And I shall pursue it, happily.
532
00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:27,199
[PEOPLE ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]
533
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,700
GRANDDAD:
Wait, does anyone have a light?
534
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,466
Robert. Robert?
535
00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:35,233
Grant? But I thought
you were in jail.
536
00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,099
I posted bail.
What are you doing here?
537
00:19:37,099 --> 00:19:40,066
So you're free?
I got six months' probation,
538
00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:42,099
can't smoke,
but weed's not worth my freed...
539
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,500
What are you doing out here?
540
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,733
Wait, wait, I change my mind.
541
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,166
No, wait.
Sir, I'm placing you
542
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,966
under arrest
for disturbing the peace...
543
00:19:48,966 --> 00:19:50,566
Hey, wait a minute, officer.
544
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:51,966
Come on.
You don't understand.
545
00:19:51,966 --> 00:19:53,966
I change my mind.
Forget all that stuff I said.
546
00:19:53,966 --> 00:19:55,633
I take it back.
Do over.
547
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:57,932
I'm a Republican, Democrat,
Conservative, Tea Party!
548
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,600
Oh, dude, I am so bummed
to see you here again.
549
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,500
Your Honor, I plead not guilty
on the grounds
550
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,199
that I wouldn't have had
to do a protest
551
00:20:06,199 --> 00:20:08,099
if you had let me have
weed in the first place.
552
00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:10,033
This is silly.
I'm an old man.
553
00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:11,999
I fought for my country.
I've earned the right
554
00:20:11,999 --> 00:20:13,667
to smoke weed.
No, no, no.
555
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,700
But I admit that
I probably went too far.
556
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,899
So I guess maybe I am guilty.
557
00:20:17,899 --> 00:20:19,999
Granddad, stop snitching.
558
00:20:19,999 --> 00:20:21,300
[GAVEL BANGS]
[LAUGHING]
559
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,700
Anyway, I learned my lesson.
560
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,233
And I decided,
if you let me go,
561
00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:25,600
I'm gonna move to California
562
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,199
so as to be in compliance
with the law.
563
00:20:27,199 --> 00:20:29,333
What? All right.
564
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,466
Really, Granddad?
565
00:20:30,466 --> 00:20:31,500
Yeah, yeah!
566
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,233
I wanted it to be a surprise.
567
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,500
Okay, Mr. Freeman,
you got yourself a deal.
568
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,633
I'll agree to no jail time
569
00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:39,932
and you are free
to go to California.
570
00:20:39,932 --> 00:20:41,700
RILEY:
Yeah! That's what's up!
571
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,166
Immediately after serving
three weeks of house arrest,
572
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,866
followed by two years' probation
with mandatory drug testing,
573
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:49,066
and we'll throw in some
community service for fun.
574
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,133
Hi, my name
is Robert Freeman.
575
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,899
Recently
I started smoking pot.
576
00:20:54,899 --> 00:20:56,533
Marijuana
didn't make me happier,
577
00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:58,633
it didn't make me cool.
It didn't do anything,
578
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,466
except almost cost me
my family and my freedom.
579
00:21:01,466 --> 00:21:03,866
So if you wanna
be like me, a loser,
580
00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:05,400
go ahead and smoke.
581
00:21:08,199 --> 00:21:09,799
[LAUGHING]
582
00:21:09,799 --> 00:21:13,866
That was crazy. Granddad,
you make weed look so uncool,
583
00:21:13,866 --> 00:21:16,466
I don't think
I'm ever gonna smoke.
584
00:21:16,466 --> 00:21:17,799
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go take
585
00:21:17,799 --> 00:21:20,733
a stroll around the block,
'cause I can.
586
00:21:20,733 --> 00:21:23,233
Want me get you anything
while I'm out, Granddad?
587
00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:24,400
[LAUGHS]
588
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,767
Yeah, bring me
a brand-new belt
589
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:26,899
with a big spiked buckle
590
00:21:26,899 --> 00:21:28,733
so I can whup
your little smart behind.
591
00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:30,799
Well, for what it's worth,
it's not too terrible
592
00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:32,500
having the old Granddad back.
593
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,899
Yeah, well, it's worth nothing,
but thank you.
594
00:21:35,899 --> 00:21:37,832
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