1 00:00:01,438 --> 00:00:03,005 * I am the stone The builder refused * 2 00:00:03,005 --> 00:00:04,471 * I am the visual The inspiration * 3 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:05,938 * That made lady Sing the blues * 4 00:00:05,938 --> 00:00:07,805 * I'm the spark That makes your idea bright * 5 00:00:07,805 --> 00:00:09,404 * The same spark That lights the dark * 6 00:00:09,404 --> 00:00:11,005 * So that you can know Left from right * 7 00:00:11,005 --> 00:00:13,204 * I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun * 8 00:00:13,204 --> 00:00:14,705 * The inner glow That lets you know * 9 00:00:14,705 --> 00:00:15,938 * To call your brother sun * 10 00:00:15,938 --> 00:00:17,237 * The story that just begun * 11 00:00:17,237 --> 00:00:18,605 * The promise Of what's to come * 12 00:00:18,605 --> 00:00:19,805 * And I'm 'a remain a soldier * 13 00:00:19,805 --> 00:00:21,738 * Till the war is won Won * 14 00:00:21,738 --> 00:00:24,371 * Chop, chop, chop Judo flip * 15 00:00:24,371 --> 00:00:27,038 * Chop, chop, chop Judo flip * 16 00:00:27,038 --> 00:00:29,638 * Chop, chop, chop Judo flip * 17 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:31,571 * Chop, chop, chop * 18 00:00:32,915 --> 00:00:35,149 REPORTER [ON TV]: It's a scene normally reserved 19 00:00:35,149 --> 00:00:37,382 for major Hollywood blockbusters. 20 00:00:37,382 --> 00:00:39,581 The faithful have been lined up for days. 21 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,316 Some arrived in costume. 22 00:00:41,316 --> 00:00:43,748 All for the love of chicken. 23 00:00:43,748 --> 00:00:45,249 [***] 24 00:00:45,249 --> 00:00:46,515 [HUEY GRUNTS] 25 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:51,115 Okay, try it! 26 00:00:51,115 --> 00:00:52,115 [MACHINE BUZZES] 27 00:00:52,115 --> 00:00:54,282 [HUEY GRUNTS] 28 00:00:54,282 --> 00:00:55,748 JAZMINE: Huey! 29 00:00:57,815 --> 00:01:00,581 TV ANNOUNCER: Tomorrow, the fried chicken event of a lifetime! 30 00:01:00,581 --> 00:01:03,082 One more herb. One more spice. 31 00:01:03,082 --> 00:01:05,448 The new Kernel's Fried Chicken New Original Recipe. 32 00:01:05,448 --> 00:01:07,515 Now with 13 herbs and sp... 33 00:01:07,515 --> 00:01:09,848 What the...? I bet it's your brother. 34 00:01:09,848 --> 00:01:11,782 I knew I should have abandoned him at the mall 35 00:01:11,782 --> 00:01:12,915 when I had the chance. 36 00:01:12,915 --> 00:01:13,982 Boy! 37 00:01:13,982 --> 00:01:15,382 What did I tell you? Huh? 38 00:01:15,382 --> 00:01:16,782 I said you can do what you want 39 00:01:16,782 --> 00:01:19,249 with your survival thing but don't mess with my TV! 40 00:01:19,249 --> 00:01:21,149 Every year it's a new disaster. 41 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,949 Bird flu, swine flu, 42 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:24,982 World War III, killer astranoids, 43 00:01:24,982 --> 00:01:27,815 New World Order. What was it, the Trisexual Commission? 44 00:01:27,815 --> 00:01:29,382 What the hell is a trisexual anyway? 45 00:01:29,382 --> 00:01:30,515 Trilateral. 46 00:01:30,515 --> 00:01:32,682 I got a silly contraption in my garage, 47 00:01:32,682 --> 00:01:34,316 a hundred gallons of fucking water. 48 00:01:34,316 --> 00:01:36,316 I got more damn Cheerios and canned green beans 49 00:01:36,316 --> 00:01:37,548 than I'm ever gonna eat! 50 00:01:37,548 --> 00:01:39,349 Granddad, I promise you'll be thanking me 51 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,715 when the crisis comes. Where is the crisis, boy? 52 00:01:41,715 --> 00:01:42,715 Where's the disaster? 53 00:01:42,715 --> 00:01:44,215 Where's the return on investment? 54 00:01:44,215 --> 00:01:46,416 All this damn money for extra food and toilet paper. 55 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:48,082 That's it. It's over. I ain't spending 56 00:01:48,082 --> 00:01:49,848 another damn dime on the end of the world. 57 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:52,282 You on your own now. Boy, you ready to go get some chicken? 58 00:01:52,282 --> 00:01:53,349 Yeah, yeah! 59 00:01:53,349 --> 00:01:54,615 You want fried chicken, baby? 60 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,015 Fried chicken is murder. 61 00:01:57,648 --> 00:01:59,515 Suit yourself. Come on, let's go. 62 00:01:59,515 --> 00:02:00,581 [CHUCKLES] 63 00:02:00,581 --> 00:02:03,515 [GRANDDAD HUMMING] Yeah! 64 00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:05,082 What's that for anyway? 65 00:02:05,082 --> 00:02:06,715 It's a generator. 66 00:02:06,715 --> 00:02:08,782 What does it do? Nothing right now. 67 00:02:08,782 --> 00:02:11,515 But if I can get it to work, it could save our lives. 68 00:02:11,515 --> 00:02:13,282 So how bad is it gonna be? 69 00:02:13,282 --> 00:02:14,715 When the end of the world comes? 70 00:02:14,715 --> 00:02:16,548 I don't know. But I got it all worked out 71 00:02:16,548 --> 00:02:18,349 so the three of us can survive in this house 72 00:02:18,349 --> 00:02:19,349 as long as possible. 73 00:02:19,349 --> 00:02:20,416 Three? 74 00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:22,215 Me, Riley and Granddad. 75 00:02:22,215 --> 00:02:23,581 What about everyone else? 76 00:02:23,581 --> 00:02:25,382 I can't save everyone else. 77 00:02:25,382 --> 00:02:27,848 If I tried, I'd just end up saving nobody. 78 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:30,515 What about me? Would you let me stay here? 79 00:02:30,515 --> 00:02:32,382 You know, if things got bad? 80 00:02:32,382 --> 00:02:34,182 The plan is for three people. 81 00:02:34,182 --> 00:02:36,782 A fourth person and we could run out of food or water... 82 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,249 But I'm your friend. Can't you make a plan for four people? 83 00:02:39,249 --> 00:02:41,149 [***] 84 00:02:41,149 --> 00:02:42,249 I guess. 85 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:43,382 [SIGHS] 86 00:02:43,382 --> 00:02:45,349 I feel much better about that now. 87 00:02:45,349 --> 00:02:47,682 You know, Huey, everybody says you're a loony person, 88 00:02:47,682 --> 00:02:50,815 but I think one day you're gonna be smarter than everybody. 89 00:02:54,082 --> 00:02:57,182 Man, this chicken gonna be off the chain! 90 00:02:57,182 --> 00:03:00,416 * I can't wait I can't wait * 91 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:02,448 * Mm, I'm gonna get Some chicken * 92 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:03,782 * I can't wait * 93 00:03:03,782 --> 00:03:05,782 See, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. 94 00:03:05,782 --> 00:03:08,049 All my life we only had 11 herbs and spices. 95 00:03:08,049 --> 00:03:10,416 This is a whole new... Oh. 96 00:03:10,416 --> 00:03:11,416 [TIRES SCREECH] 97 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:12,748 Aah! Aw, man... 98 00:03:12,748 --> 00:03:16,082 [***] 99 00:03:16,082 --> 00:03:18,049 [HORNS HONKING] 100 00:03:22,082 --> 00:03:23,349 [SIGHS] 101 00:03:23,349 --> 00:03:25,949 A two-piece special with lots of hot sauce 102 00:03:25,949 --> 00:03:28,149 and all the fries you can give me. 103 00:03:28,149 --> 00:03:30,715 Boy, wake up, it's almost chicken time. 104 00:03:30,715 --> 00:03:33,049 What? I can't believe what you telling me! 105 00:03:33,049 --> 00:03:35,548 Huh, what? No way! No goddamn way! 106 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,249 Hell, no! What is it? 107 00:03:37,249 --> 00:03:39,416 Motherfuckers talking about they out of chicken! 108 00:03:39,416 --> 00:03:40,949 What? Listen! Listen! 109 00:03:40,949 --> 00:03:43,349 WOMAN [ON PA]: Welcome to Kernel's Fried Chicken. 110 00:03:43,349 --> 00:03:44,848 We are out of chicken at the moment. 111 00:03:44,848 --> 00:03:46,782 Please go away until we have more chicken. 112 00:03:46,782 --> 00:03:48,782 Thank you. God bless. They ran out of chicken? 113 00:03:48,782 --> 00:03:51,349 Aw, man, this is some old bullshit! 114 00:03:51,349 --> 00:03:53,949 No chicken? I ain't gonna be able to get that bucket? 115 00:03:53,949 --> 00:03:55,548 How can they be out of chicken? 116 00:03:55,548 --> 00:03:57,448 It's Kernel's Fried Chicken! 117 00:03:57,448 --> 00:03:59,448 This is outrageous! This is an outrage! 118 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,149 Hello? 911? 119 00:04:01,149 --> 00:04:04,481 No, I ain't calling to snitch, I got a real emergency. 120 00:04:04,481 --> 00:04:05,748 Yeah, I'll hold. 121 00:04:05,748 --> 00:04:07,815 Some of us have been looking forward to this day 122 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:09,915 for a long, long time. 123 00:04:09,915 --> 00:04:11,648 Hello? My emergency? 124 00:04:11,648 --> 00:04:13,882 These fools done ran out of chicken. 125 00:04:13,882 --> 00:04:16,682 Welcome to Kernel's Fried Chicken. Unfortunately... 126 00:04:16,682 --> 00:04:18,615 MAN: I ain't leaving this motherfucker 127 00:04:18,615 --> 00:04:19,848 until I get my chicken! 128 00:04:19,848 --> 00:04:21,748 I'm standing out here waiting! 129 00:04:21,748 --> 00:04:23,915 That's what they do. Keep screwing the little man. 130 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:25,515 They're not gonna get away with this. 131 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,615 You right! Hey, he right! 132 00:04:26,615 --> 00:04:27,949 It's time for us to fight back! 133 00:04:27,949 --> 00:04:29,615 Let's knock some motherfuckers out. 134 00:04:29,615 --> 00:04:31,682 We are not gonna take it anymore! 135 00:04:31,682 --> 00:04:34,382 [ENGINE STARTS] 136 00:04:34,382 --> 00:04:36,049 WOMAN: Huh? [GROWLS] 137 00:04:36,049 --> 00:04:37,949 [CROWD SCREAMING] 138 00:04:40,515 --> 00:04:42,682 [ALL SHOUTING] 139 00:04:45,082 --> 00:04:47,748 Tonight, civil unrest explodes 140 00:04:47,748 --> 00:04:49,715 in several major American cities. 141 00:04:49,715 --> 00:04:51,782 There have been reports of fires, looting, 142 00:04:51,782 --> 00:04:53,149 and violence in the streets. 143 00:04:53,149 --> 00:04:57,015 All over a fast-food promotion gone terribly wrong. 144 00:04:57,015 --> 00:05:00,282 As the first customers tasted the new secret recipe, 145 00:05:00,282 --> 00:05:01,481 reviews were stellar. 146 00:05:01,481 --> 00:05:03,316 Yo, motherfucker! This... Yo, nigga. 147 00:05:03,316 --> 00:05:04,416 This shit is bad as fuck. 148 00:05:04,416 --> 00:05:05,615 Put this shit in your mouth. 149 00:05:05,615 --> 00:05:07,015 Eat that motherfucker! Eat it! 150 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:10,149 But early on in the day there were signs of trouble. 151 00:05:10,149 --> 00:05:13,715 Impatient crowds, drive-through lines stretching for miles, 152 00:05:13,715 --> 00:05:16,149 scuffles between tired and hungry customers. 153 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,581 How you gonna say you got chicken 154 00:05:17,581 --> 00:05:18,949 and you ain't got no chicken? 155 00:05:18,949 --> 00:05:21,548 You knew y'all was gonna do this for a year! 156 00:05:21,548 --> 00:05:23,982 How am I supposed to feed my family now? 157 00:05:23,982 --> 00:05:26,215 I want my [BLEEP] chicken! 158 00:05:26,215 --> 00:05:28,316 My babies want their [BLEEP] chicken! 159 00:05:28,316 --> 00:05:29,448 [DOOR OPENS] 160 00:05:29,448 --> 00:05:31,481 I can't believe after all that, no chicken! 161 00:05:31,481 --> 00:05:33,082 I always miss out on the hot new thing. 162 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:35,015 And now, another crisis brewing, 163 00:05:35,015 --> 00:05:37,548 this one around a mysterious virus 164 00:05:37,548 --> 00:05:39,581 that seems to have appeared out of thin air 165 00:05:39,581 --> 00:05:41,548 and is spreading like wildfire. 166 00:05:41,548 --> 00:05:43,748 Already there are 400 confirmed cases 167 00:05:43,748 --> 00:05:46,049 of the mystery virus in all 50 states, 168 00:05:46,049 --> 00:05:48,448 and the CDC warns it could spread 169 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:51,149 to hundreds of thousands by the end of the week. 170 00:05:51,149 --> 00:05:54,249 Personally, I'm scared shitless, and for good reason. 171 00:05:54,249 --> 00:05:57,082 Where this virus came from is anybody's guess. 172 00:05:57,082 --> 00:05:58,416 It's the chicken. 173 00:05:58,416 --> 00:05:59,448 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 174 00:05:59,448 --> 00:06:00,648 GRANDDAD: Who is it? 175 00:06:00,648 --> 00:06:02,316 HUEY: Have you eaten the chicken? 176 00:06:02,316 --> 00:06:04,915 Huh? Huey, it's Tom and Jazmine. 177 00:06:04,915 --> 00:06:06,815 Have you eaten the chicken? 178 00:06:06,815 --> 00:06:08,249 Ha-ha. No. 179 00:06:08,249 --> 00:06:09,815 What? 180 00:06:09,815 --> 00:06:12,115 Huey, did you hear about the mystery virus? 181 00:06:12,115 --> 00:06:14,049 Huey, you've got Jazmine terrified 182 00:06:14,049 --> 00:06:15,915 about all of this end of the world stuff. 183 00:06:15,915 --> 00:06:17,715 Tell him, Huey. Tell him the end is coming. 184 00:06:17,715 --> 00:06:19,249 Look, if you guys wanna play 185 00:06:19,249 --> 00:06:21,815 your little make-believe survival games that's fine. 186 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:26,349 But sweetie, I promise you, the world is not going to end. 187 00:06:26,349 --> 00:06:27,882 Please, Daddy. It's not safe. 188 00:06:27,882 --> 00:06:29,448 Honey, I have to pick up your mother. 189 00:06:29,448 --> 00:06:31,149 Stay as long as you want, have fun. 190 00:06:31,149 --> 00:06:32,648 Call me when you wanna come home. 191 00:06:32,648 --> 00:06:33,848 No! 192 00:06:33,848 --> 00:06:35,448 He made his choice. You in or out? 193 00:06:35,448 --> 00:06:37,182 [WHIMPERS] 194 00:06:39,015 --> 00:06:41,815 Nobody, anywhere saw it coming. 195 00:06:41,815 --> 00:06:43,249 Oh! It's being called 196 00:06:43,249 --> 00:06:44,682 the fried chicken flu. 197 00:06:44,682 --> 00:06:47,581 Thousands are sick, and CDC officials confirmed today 198 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:50,182 that the same fried chicken responsible 199 00:06:50,182 --> 00:06:52,815 for a second day of riots around the country 200 00:06:52,815 --> 00:06:54,915 is also responsible for a pandemic 201 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,448 that experts are saying could reach biblical proportions. 202 00:06:58,448 --> 00:07:00,416 I've never seen any fucked up shit like... 203 00:07:00,416 --> 00:07:02,882 I gotta get out of here! Get out of my fucking way! 204 00:07:02,882 --> 00:07:04,115 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 205 00:07:04,115 --> 00:07:06,015 [***] 206 00:07:06,015 --> 00:07:07,682 Oh, my God! 207 00:07:07,682 --> 00:07:09,515 Oh, man, this is terrible. 208 00:07:09,515 --> 00:07:12,015 Now we'll never get to try that chicken. 209 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,382 ANCHORMAN: Today the mayor of Louisville ate chicken 210 00:07:14,382 --> 00:07:16,682 at a press conference in a show of support. 211 00:07:16,682 --> 00:07:18,949 Seven hours later, he was in a coma. 212 00:07:18,949 --> 00:07:21,848 Yet amazingly, people are still eating chicken. 213 00:07:21,848 --> 00:07:23,515 Packing into the few restaurants 214 00:07:23,515 --> 00:07:25,682 that still have the golden bird in stock. 215 00:07:25,682 --> 00:07:29,215 Willing to risk life and limb for a leg and a thigh. 216 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,282 We're all gonna die! 217 00:07:30,282 --> 00:07:31,682 We're not going to die. 218 00:07:31,682 --> 00:07:33,382 No, she's right. We're all gonna die! 219 00:07:33,382 --> 00:07:34,615 [CRYING] 220 00:07:34,615 --> 00:07:37,349 God, please, take everybody else, but not me! 221 00:07:37,349 --> 00:07:39,282 We are not going to die. 222 00:07:39,282 --> 00:07:41,815 This is the day I've been planning for my whole life. 223 00:07:41,815 --> 00:07:43,548 Here is the survival plan. 224 00:07:43,548 --> 00:07:45,648 It contains guidelines for security, 225 00:07:45,648 --> 00:07:48,082 food and water rationing, energy usage, 226 00:07:48,082 --> 00:07:50,382 communications, et cetera, et cetera. 227 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,548 What? Nigga, what is this, homework? 228 00:07:52,548 --> 00:07:54,648 Everything you need to know is in your packet. 229 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:58,015 It's easy to understand, and I used extra large type. 230 00:07:58,015 --> 00:07:59,848 Uh, I don't like to read instructions. 231 00:07:59,848 --> 00:08:01,581 Yeah, and I don't like to read period. 232 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:02,682 Just give us the gist. 233 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:04,581 No. You need to read all of it. 234 00:08:04,581 --> 00:08:05,782 It's all important. 235 00:08:05,782 --> 00:08:07,748 Okay, but what's the most important stuff? 236 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:08,782 [SIGHS] 237 00:08:08,782 --> 00:08:10,282 I guess the most important thing 238 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,682 is that we keep quiet about our emergency supplies, 239 00:08:12,682 --> 00:08:15,548 and we don't let anyone else in the house no matter what. 240 00:08:15,548 --> 00:08:17,416 Fine. Agreed. What about Mommy and Daddy? 241 00:08:17,416 --> 00:08:19,615 There's nothing we can do for them. They're goners. 242 00:08:19,615 --> 00:08:21,182 Huey's right, they're on their own. 243 00:08:21,182 --> 00:08:22,215 They gonna die. 244 00:08:22,215 --> 00:08:26,182 [CRYING] 245 00:08:26,182 --> 00:08:28,982 Hey, man, she gonna be crying like this all the time? 246 00:08:28,982 --> 00:08:30,715 'Cause I say if she is we kick her out. 247 00:08:30,715 --> 00:08:32,548 Shh! Everybody shush! Shush! 248 00:08:32,548 --> 00:08:33,815 President Obama is talking. 249 00:08:33,815 --> 00:08:35,149 He's gonna tell us what to do. 250 00:08:35,149 --> 00:08:36,982 My fellow Americans. Uh, good afternoon. 251 00:08:36,982 --> 00:08:39,282 I'd like to start off by thanking all of you out there, 252 00:08:39,282 --> 00:08:41,082 uh, who have called and written letters 253 00:08:41,082 --> 00:08:42,748 about the safety of the First Family. 254 00:08:42,748 --> 00:08:44,282 You'll be happy to know 255 00:08:44,282 --> 00:08:47,215 that Michelle, Sasha, Malia, myself and Bo are all fine. 256 00:08:47,215 --> 00:08:48,949 Don't nobody care about you, man! 257 00:08:48,949 --> 00:08:50,815 Tell us everything will be okay for us. 258 00:08:50,815 --> 00:08:52,382 Everything is going to be okay... 259 00:08:52,382 --> 00:08:53,715 for us. 260 00:08:53,715 --> 00:08:55,782 We are currently in our very own super-secret 261 00:08:55,782 --> 00:08:58,115 underground bunker with enough food and water 262 00:08:58,115 --> 00:09:00,115 and entertainment to last several lifetimes. 263 00:09:00,115 --> 00:09:02,481 But I'm here tonight to talk about you. 264 00:09:02,481 --> 00:09:05,949 In times of crisis, Americans pull together. 265 00:09:05,949 --> 00:09:08,416 And what's gonna get us through this difficult time? 266 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:09,949 Sharing. Sharing? 267 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:12,648 Lending a helping hand to a neighbor in their hour of need. 268 00:09:12,648 --> 00:09:14,648 No. Fuck a neighbor. What we need is a cure. 269 00:09:14,648 --> 00:09:17,748 Unfortunately, there is no cure for the pandemic we now face. 270 00:09:17,748 --> 00:09:20,615 But we do have an even more powerful weapon. 271 00:09:20,615 --> 00:09:22,448 Compassion for our fellow man. 272 00:09:22,448 --> 00:09:24,782 No! Fuck compassion for our fellow man! 273 00:09:24,782 --> 00:09:26,349 In conclusion I want to say 274 00:09:26,349 --> 00:09:28,382 that we are all in for some tough times ahead. 275 00:09:28,382 --> 00:09:31,748 And when I say we, I mean you. 276 00:09:31,748 --> 00:09:35,581 But Michelle, Sasha, Malia, myself and Bo 277 00:09:35,581 --> 00:09:38,548 are gonna be right here, rooting for you all the way. 278 00:09:38,548 --> 00:09:41,082 Good night, and God bless you. 279 00:09:41,082 --> 00:09:44,349 And may God bless the United States of America. 280 00:09:44,349 --> 00:09:47,682 We all gonna die! 281 00:09:47,682 --> 00:09:50,015 [BOTH CRY] 282 00:09:50,015 --> 00:09:52,782 We all gonna die! 283 00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:54,357 [BLENDER WHIRRING] 284 00:09:55,404 --> 00:09:56,504 Hey, good morning, Huey. 285 00:09:56,504 --> 00:09:57,704 You want some breakfast? 286 00:09:57,704 --> 00:09:59,437 [SIGHS] 287 00:09:59,437 --> 00:10:01,604 Granddad, what's going on? 288 00:10:01,604 --> 00:10:02,671 Just a little breakfast. 289 00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:04,070 Oh, by the way, this is Tina. 290 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:07,904 She's gonna be staying here until the crisis blows over. 291 00:10:07,904 --> 00:10:11,137 Granddad, the plan was for four people. 292 00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:12,504 How come you get to have a friend 293 00:10:12,504 --> 00:10:13,604 and I can't have a friend? 294 00:10:13,604 --> 00:10:15,370 It's not a slumber party, Granddad. 295 00:10:15,370 --> 00:10:17,137 I planned on Jazmine being here. 296 00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:18,537 I didn't plan for anyone else. 297 00:10:18,537 --> 00:10:20,170 Well, your plan sucked. 298 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:22,737 You think the world's gonna end and I'm gonna be trapped here 299 00:10:22,737 --> 00:10:24,537 looking at y'all sweaty-necked Negroes? 300 00:10:24,537 --> 00:10:26,103 [DOORBELL RINGS] Ew! I'll get it. 301 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:29,537 Granddad, wait! Granddad, the emergency plan says 302 00:10:29,537 --> 00:10:31,038 we don't open the front door 303 00:10:31,038 --> 00:10:33,537 until we know the identity of the person outside 304 00:10:33,537 --> 00:10:35,370 and can confirm they don't have... 305 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:37,038 What do you want? 306 00:10:37,038 --> 00:10:38,404 Hey, uh, Riley told me y'all had 307 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,203 a fly little emergency setup over here and 308 00:10:40,203 --> 00:10:42,103 to be honest a nigga was kinda wondering 309 00:10:42,103 --> 00:10:43,904 if he could hold it down for little while. 310 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,370 Ha-ha! What up, Thugnificent? 311 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:47,038 Granddad, can he stay with us too? 312 00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:48,671 No! Why should I help him? 313 00:10:48,671 --> 00:10:50,370 Look, old nigga, this fried chicken flu 314 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:51,504 is kinda scaring a nigga. 315 00:10:51,504 --> 00:10:53,137 Motherfucker is wiling out and shit. 316 00:10:53,137 --> 00:10:55,137 I don't know shit about survival. I'm a rapper. 317 00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:57,038 No! Nope. Sorry. 318 00:10:57,038 --> 00:10:58,771 That's a cold situation. 319 00:10:58,771 --> 00:11:01,337 Both of y'all get friends and I can't have a friend? 320 00:11:01,337 --> 00:11:03,470 He does have a point. I don't play favorites. 321 00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:05,437 Don't think I came here empty-handed either. 322 00:11:05,437 --> 00:11:06,637 Ain't nothing thugnificent 323 00:11:06,637 --> 00:11:08,337 about being a freeloader, you smell me? 324 00:11:08,337 --> 00:11:09,437 Leonard! 325 00:11:09,437 --> 00:11:11,237 Yo, anybody hungry? 326 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,137 I got the whole menu right here. Mm-hm. 327 00:11:13,137 --> 00:11:14,437 Minus the chicken, of course. 328 00:11:14,437 --> 00:11:15,571 Check it out. 329 00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:17,337 We got singles, doubles, bacon doubles, 330 00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:19,537 double bacons with a little bit of meat on it, fries, 331 00:11:19,537 --> 00:11:21,070 Frostys, some chili-cheese. 332 00:11:21,070 --> 00:11:23,504 I wouldn't touch that, though. I taste it on the way here. 333 00:11:23,504 --> 00:11:25,404 I ate all the chili-cheese, that's why I said 334 00:11:25,404 --> 00:11:27,404 don't taste it, but who wants some other stuff? 335 00:11:27,404 --> 00:11:29,938 Granddad, this is not in the plan. 336 00:11:29,938 --> 00:11:32,470 Well, according to the plan all we got to eat 337 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:35,737 is Cheerios and green beans so once again your plan sucks. 338 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,038 You got a bacon cheeseburger? 339 00:11:37,038 --> 00:11:38,404 Here you go, Mr. Freeman. 340 00:11:38,404 --> 00:11:40,103 Thank you kindly. [LAUGHS] 341 00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:41,604 Where my room at, nigga? 342 00:11:41,604 --> 00:11:44,004 Now again, we don't want anyone to panic, 343 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,270 but let's look at some 344 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:47,504 of the projected casualty rates by state. 345 00:11:47,504 --> 00:11:48,671 Let's start with New York, 346 00:11:48,671 --> 00:11:51,004 projected million and a half dead. 347 00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:53,437 Maryland, 300,000 dead. 348 00:11:53,437 --> 00:11:57,170 Florida, a million and a half projected to push up daisies. 349 00:11:57,170 --> 00:12:00,203 And now certain fears that the virus may have 350 00:12:00,203 --> 00:12:03,237 jumped franchises and may be infecting chickens 351 00:12:03,237 --> 00:12:06,904 from Bluto's, Temples Chicken, even Chick-le-fai. 352 00:12:06,904 --> 00:12:08,804 Damn, everybody's catching this shit, man! 353 00:12:08,804 --> 00:12:10,304 That must be some good ass chicken! 354 00:12:10,304 --> 00:12:11,904 The real tragedy is 355 00:12:11,904 --> 00:12:15,103 that we may never ever get to eat fried chicken again. 356 00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:16,771 [DOORBELL RINGS] 357 00:12:16,771 --> 00:12:18,604 [THROUGH MONITOR] Robert? Huey? 358 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,070 Anyone home? 359 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:21,070 Say no. 360 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:22,370 Hey! Mommy and Daddy! 361 00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:24,304 What do you want? This... 362 00:12:24,304 --> 00:12:26,437 [VOICE DISTORTED] ...is a restricted area. 363 00:12:26,437 --> 00:12:28,604 Hey, uh, it's us. 364 00:12:28,604 --> 00:12:30,637 We're just checking on Jazmine, and, um, 365 00:12:30,637 --> 00:12:32,304 wondering if it was too late to... 366 00:12:32,304 --> 00:12:34,537 Is Huey home? Can we just talk to Huey, or Robert? 367 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:36,837 HUEY: This is Huey. 368 00:12:36,837 --> 00:12:39,537 Huey, let us in. I can't. 369 00:12:39,537 --> 00:12:41,837 JAZMINE: That's not fair! You let everyone else in! 370 00:12:41,837 --> 00:12:43,470 GRANDDAD: They're on their own. 371 00:12:43,470 --> 00:12:45,437 We don't have enough food for two more people. 372 00:12:45,437 --> 00:12:46,904 What about what Leonard brought? 373 00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:48,170 No way, that's for us. 374 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:50,370 Guys, it's us! Tom and Sarah! 375 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,137 We are your neighbors and dear friends. 376 00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:54,437 We've had so many hilarious adventures together. 377 00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:55,771 Come on. 378 00:12:55,771 --> 00:12:57,671 You're really gonna leave us out here to die? 379 00:12:57,671 --> 00:13:00,137 SARAH: Oh, come on! [WHISPERS] We should let them in 380 00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,637 because Jazmine will start crying 381 00:13:01,637 --> 00:13:03,137 and we'll never get her to shut up. 382 00:13:03,137 --> 00:13:05,304 Okay, I guess. Step closer to the camera. 383 00:13:06,938 --> 00:13:08,871 [BEEPING] 384 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,504 They can come in. Really? 385 00:13:10,504 --> 00:13:12,170 Thank you, Huey! Thank you, thank you! 386 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:13,771 They're not allowed to eat anything. 387 00:13:13,771 --> 00:13:14,837 Works for me. 388 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,637 [WHIMPERS] 389 00:13:16,637 --> 00:13:19,470 [***] 390 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:20,737 [SLURPS] 391 00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:25,604 LEONARD: I like it when the burger is stuck in my teeth, 392 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:26,871 I can get it out and eat it too. 393 00:13:26,871 --> 00:13:28,237 [SIGHS] 394 00:13:28,237 --> 00:13:29,637 Nine people. 395 00:13:29,637 --> 00:13:31,804 We don't have anywhere near enough food and water. 396 00:13:31,804 --> 00:13:34,470 I agree. There are way too many darkies in this house. 397 00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:36,404 Ruckus? What are you doing here? 398 00:13:36,404 --> 00:13:38,203 Oh, funniest thing happened. 399 00:13:38,203 --> 00:13:40,404 I was in the attic replacing some of that insulation 400 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,671 like you asked me to, Robert. 401 00:13:41,671 --> 00:13:43,470 Then it was like some kind of explosion, 402 00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:45,270 then it went black and I hit my noggin. 403 00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:47,137 I just woke up like five minutes ago. 404 00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:48,604 You've been here this whole time? 405 00:13:48,604 --> 00:13:49,804 Yeah, but don't you worry. 406 00:13:49,804 --> 00:13:52,237 Old Uncle Ruckus is fine, I'm just fine. 407 00:13:52,237 --> 00:13:54,103 Oh, I noticed the president was on TV. 408 00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:56,537 What was that well-dressed nigga talking about? 409 00:13:56,537 --> 00:13:57,938 GRANDDAD: Get the hell out! 410 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,837 Please don't send me out there! Come on, go! 411 00:13:59,837 --> 00:14:01,671 I don't want the chicken flu! 412 00:14:01,671 --> 00:14:03,637 Lord, I'm too young to die! 413 00:14:03,637 --> 00:14:06,904 Please, I swear I'll never say anything about darkies again! 414 00:14:06,904 --> 00:14:08,737 No. Get your fat ass out of here! 415 00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:10,270 [GRUNTS] 416 00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:12,070 GRANDDAD: Here, have a gas mask. 417 00:14:12,070 --> 00:14:14,404 [RILEY LAUGHS] 418 00:14:14,404 --> 00:14:16,904 Asian stocks posted their biggest single-day decline 419 00:14:16,904 --> 00:14:19,270 in history because of the fried chicken flu outbreak... 420 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:21,270 The government in Pakistan collapsed today 421 00:14:21,270 --> 00:14:23,871 as a result of the fried chicken flu pandemic... 422 00:14:23,871 --> 00:14:26,170 Authorities say fried chicken flu is responsible 423 00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:28,871 for the tsunami that hit the coast of Vietnam this morning... 424 00:14:28,871 --> 00:14:31,704 With everyone either sick or afraid of getting sick, 425 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,571 the nation has come to a complete standstill. 426 00:14:34,571 --> 00:14:37,370 Hospitals are overwhelmed, as are all basic services. 427 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,904 Power, water, cell phones, and Internet service provi... 428 00:14:39,904 --> 00:14:41,537 What? What's that? 429 00:14:41,537 --> 00:14:44,704 We're going live to yet another address from President Obama. 430 00:14:44,704 --> 00:14:47,304 Good evening. My fellow Americans, 431 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,404 I want you to know in this time of crisis 432 00:14:49,404 --> 00:14:52,504 I am personally doing everything I can to help you 433 00:14:52,504 --> 00:14:55,203 and by everything I mean sitting here 434 00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:58,270 and talking to you in a calm, soothing voice. 435 00:14:58,270 --> 00:15:00,671 And as long as you can hear my voice, 436 00:15:00,671 --> 00:15:02,737 everything is going to be just fine... 437 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,203 Oh, no! Oh, man! 438 00:15:06,203 --> 00:15:08,771 All that work. All that planning. 439 00:15:08,771 --> 00:15:10,103 Why did I even try? 440 00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:12,103 Because you're different from everyone else. 441 00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:14,203 Okay, try it. 442 00:15:14,203 --> 00:15:16,604 [GENERATOR WHIRRING] 443 00:15:16,604 --> 00:15:18,470 [GASPS] 444 00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:19,904 I knew you could do it. 445 00:15:19,904 --> 00:15:22,170 [SIGHS] 446 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:23,671 Oh! 447 00:15:23,671 --> 00:15:26,070 [***] 448 00:15:30,337 --> 00:15:33,103 Guys, wait! You're gonna use up all the power. 449 00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,203 What, boy? 450 00:15:34,203 --> 00:15:36,270 You're gonna use up all the power! 451 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,971 I can't hear you! We have too much electronic equipment 452 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,671 running at the same time! 453 00:15:40,671 --> 00:15:42,737 I'm scared of the dark! Damn! 454 00:15:42,737 --> 00:15:45,737 [***] 455 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,203 [GROANS] 456 00:15:48,871 --> 00:15:51,304 [SIGHS] 457 00:15:51,304 --> 00:15:52,871 How long we gotta be up in here? 458 00:15:52,871 --> 00:15:54,304 It's been like a week and a half, 459 00:15:54,304 --> 00:15:55,971 it's getting a little old, all right? 460 00:15:55,971 --> 00:15:57,437 No one's forcing you to stay here. 461 00:15:57,437 --> 00:16:00,004 I get it, you want me to leave and get the fried chicken flu? 462 00:16:00,004 --> 00:16:02,038 Is that it? You trying to kill a nigga, nigga? 463 00:16:02,038 --> 00:16:03,437 WOMAN [ON PA]: Robert Freeman! 464 00:16:03,437 --> 00:16:06,737 This is the Woodcrest Fried Chicken Flu Militia. 465 00:16:06,737 --> 00:16:08,971 We demand to speak with you at once. 466 00:16:08,971 --> 00:16:13,038 We understand you are hoarding emergency supplies. 467 00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:16,304 This is a serious offense in a time of crisis. 468 00:16:16,304 --> 00:16:17,771 You tell them, Ms. Von Hausen. 469 00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:19,771 They got all types of goodies up in there. 470 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:23,103 They got green beans and Cheerios, and drinkable water. 471 00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:25,004 Even a device that lets you pee in a cup 472 00:16:25,004 --> 00:16:26,470 and drink it right back in again. 473 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,404 Still tastes like pee, but you get the idea. 474 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,337 The Woodcrest Fried Chicken Flu Militia 475 00:16:31,337 --> 00:16:35,904 will enforce the law until order is reestablished. 476 00:16:35,904 --> 00:16:38,904 We demand that you let us in to inspect your house. 477 00:16:38,904 --> 00:16:40,304 Huh? 478 00:16:40,304 --> 00:16:42,203 HUEY [VOICE DISTORTED]: No. 479 00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:44,504 I insist, Mr. Freeman! 480 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,137 Let us in at once! 481 00:16:46,137 --> 00:16:47,203 Let me try. 482 00:16:47,203 --> 00:16:50,203 Get the fuck on! 483 00:16:50,203 --> 00:16:51,637 Mr. Freeman! 484 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,737 We are not leaving until you allow us in. 485 00:16:53,737 --> 00:16:55,737 That bitch must have lost her mind. 486 00:16:55,737 --> 00:16:57,904 We gotta do something. What should we do? 487 00:16:57,904 --> 00:16:59,137 It's in the plan. 488 00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:00,737 Did anyone read the plan? 489 00:17:00,737 --> 00:17:03,671 [ALL MURMURING] 490 00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:04,737 I did! 491 00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:06,571 Hm. Homemade tear gas. 492 00:17:06,571 --> 00:17:08,571 Homemade teargas. That's an idea. 493 00:17:08,571 --> 00:17:09,637 Uh-uh. Yeah, that's it. 494 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:10,804 That's the ideal response. 495 00:17:10,804 --> 00:17:12,004 That'll solve our problems. 496 00:17:12,004 --> 00:17:13,938 [***] 497 00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:19,170 Hey, old woman! Suck on this! 498 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:21,004 That's right! Eat an old dick, old bitch! 499 00:17:21,004 --> 00:17:22,571 [GASPS] 500 00:17:22,571 --> 00:17:23,871 Fall back, faggots! 501 00:17:23,871 --> 00:17:26,103 Now, Riley, there's no need to be homophobic. 502 00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:27,571 Eat it, you pussy punk bitches! 503 00:17:27,571 --> 00:17:28,871 [CROWD YELLING] 504 00:17:28,871 --> 00:17:31,904 The terrorists are using chemical weapons! Retreat! 505 00:17:31,904 --> 00:17:34,170 [ALL SHOUTING] 506 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:40,237 Yay! 507 00:17:40,237 --> 00:17:42,337 How do you know if someone has fried chicken flu? 508 00:17:42,337 --> 00:17:44,604 Well, it normally starts with a temperature, 509 00:17:44,604 --> 00:17:46,203 and excessive sweatiness. 510 00:17:46,203 --> 00:17:48,203 After that, tremendous stomach pain. 511 00:17:48,203 --> 00:17:49,203 [GROANS] 512 00:17:49,203 --> 00:17:50,938 Headache. Loss of balance. 513 00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:52,737 As mucus builds up, they will begin 514 00:17:52,737 --> 00:17:55,038 to have an incredible amount of snot. 515 00:17:55,038 --> 00:17:57,904 Soon after that, the inevitable projectile vomiting. 516 00:17:59,237 --> 00:18:00,270 [SCREAMS] 517 00:18:03,337 --> 00:18:04,437 TOM: Oh, God! 518 00:18:04,437 --> 00:18:07,304 Okay, stay calm, stay calm. Oh. 519 00:18:07,304 --> 00:18:09,304 Tom, Tom. 520 00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:10,571 Can you hear me? 521 00:18:10,571 --> 00:18:12,571 [GROANS] 522 00:18:12,571 --> 00:18:15,737 Tom, I need to know how you contracted the flu. 523 00:18:15,737 --> 00:18:17,237 Did you leave the house? 524 00:18:17,237 --> 00:18:20,437 No. I was so hungry, I... Leonard. 525 00:18:20,437 --> 00:18:21,837 It was so delicious. 526 00:18:21,837 --> 00:18:25,270 [***] 527 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,971 I swear my left hand, right hand to God, 528 00:18:27,971 --> 00:18:29,938 I did not feed him no chicken. 529 00:18:29,938 --> 00:18:31,837 Just some fries and some Buffalo wings. 530 00:18:31,837 --> 00:18:34,904 Oh, man, there was chicken in here all this time? 531 00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:36,504 Chicken? No, no, not chicken. 532 00:18:36,504 --> 00:18:39,070 Buffalo. You ain't just hear me just say Buffalo wings? 533 00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:41,038 When I tried one I thought to myself, 534 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,504 "This tastes like chicken." But the fact it was a buffalo, 535 00:18:43,504 --> 00:18:45,237 I was like, I don't wanna say it out loud, 536 00:18:45,237 --> 00:18:46,537 y'all gonna think I'm stupid. 537 00:18:46,537 --> 00:18:48,103 That's why I ain't get no chicken. 538 00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:51,137 GRANDDAD: Get out of here! THUGNIFICENT: Hold up, man! 539 00:18:51,137 --> 00:18:52,704 You too, you nasty ass hooker! 540 00:18:52,704 --> 00:18:53,904 It ain't like that! 541 00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:55,871 I didn't just catch you on top of Tina? 542 00:18:55,871 --> 00:18:57,170 Well, yeah, you did, 543 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,804 but I swear I thought it was cool, man. 544 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,871 You thought it was cool? How is that cool? 545 00:19:00,871 --> 00:19:02,971 I swear to God, man, she told me you wouldn't mind. 546 00:19:02,971 --> 00:19:04,737 I thought you was sharing with the homey! 547 00:19:04,737 --> 00:19:05,938 It ain't no fun unless... 548 00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,704 Nigga, you know what I'm talking about. 549 00:19:07,704 --> 00:19:10,038 I thought we was tag teaming on the ass, man, all right? 550 00:19:10,038 --> 00:19:12,370 That's disgusting. Get out! All of you. Out! 551 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:14,070 Out! Please, please, please, 552 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,771 let me stay! GRANDDAD: Get out of here. 553 00:19:15,771 --> 00:19:17,837 I'm sorry I smashed your broad. What we gonna do? 554 00:19:17,837 --> 00:19:18,971 I didn't mean to kill Tom. 555 00:19:18,971 --> 00:19:20,571 I fed him 'cause I wanted him to live. 556 00:19:20,571 --> 00:19:23,038 And now he not gonna live, so it's like, why'd I feed him? 557 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,470 But I didn't mean to kill him. 558 00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:27,070 THUGNIFICENT: Come on, old nigga! We gonna die out here! 559 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:28,604 HUEY: Betty's going to come back. 560 00:19:28,604 --> 00:19:30,571 And we can't defend this place by ourselves. 561 00:19:30,571 --> 00:19:32,170 We have to go. Leave the house? 562 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,237 But where are we gonna go? 563 00:19:33,237 --> 00:19:34,304 Don't know. 564 00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:35,671 We'll have to take our chances. 565 00:19:35,671 --> 00:19:37,070 TOM: You guys go without me. 566 00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:38,737 I'm only gonna slow you down. 567 00:19:38,737 --> 00:19:41,237 SARAH: Oh, honey, no. We'd never leave you. 568 00:19:41,237 --> 00:19:43,804 GRANDDAD: Okay, if that's what you want. Come on, boys. 569 00:19:43,804 --> 00:19:46,137 Mr. Freeman! It's okay. 570 00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:48,270 There isn't enough room for the food and me. 571 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,904 Take the food. 572 00:19:49,904 --> 00:19:51,270 Leave me. 573 00:19:53,370 --> 00:19:55,070 [***] 574 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,904 GRANDDAD: Let's get them all. Put the cans in there. 575 00:19:57,904 --> 00:19:59,404 Put it up there. 576 00:19:59,404 --> 00:20:01,737 Tighten it up. Oh, my God, Tom, you heavy. 577 00:20:01,737 --> 00:20:03,370 [GRANDDAD GRUNTS] 578 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,404 Don't die in my trunk. 579 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:09,103 [***] 580 00:20:09,103 --> 00:20:10,938 Robert Freeman! 581 00:20:10,938 --> 00:20:15,203 You, sir, are a terrorist and a threat to public good! 582 00:20:15,203 --> 00:20:17,437 Prepare to be apprehended! 583 00:20:17,437 --> 00:20:18,804 [LAUGHS] 584 00:20:18,804 --> 00:20:20,237 [ENGINE STARTS] 585 00:20:22,537 --> 00:20:23,904 After them! 586 00:20:23,904 --> 00:20:26,337 Get on the bus! Get on the bus! 587 00:20:27,637 --> 00:20:30,671 RILEY: Yeah! SARAH: Slow down! 588 00:20:31,938 --> 00:20:33,170 [LAUGHS] 589 00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:37,904 RILEY: Watch out! 590 00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:40,804 [TIRES SQUEALING] 591 00:20:42,404 --> 00:20:45,304 [JAZMINE SCREAMS] 592 00:20:45,304 --> 00:20:48,237 [ALL SHOUTING] 593 00:20:48,237 --> 00:20:50,004 [SIGHS] 594 00:20:50,004 --> 00:20:52,270 * It's terrible in Terrabelle That's where I'm from * 595 00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:54,270 * It's terrible in Terrabelle * 596 00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:56,203 [ALL YELLING] 597 00:20:58,170 --> 00:20:59,504 RILEY: Yeah, that's right! 598 00:20:59,504 --> 00:21:01,237 Next time, niggas! 599 00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:02,837 Ride out, old man! 600 00:21:02,837 --> 00:21:03,904 I love you, Robert! 601 00:21:03,904 --> 00:21:05,904 I'm sorry, old nigga! 602 00:21:05,904 --> 00:21:07,571 What the fuck are y'all wearing? 603 00:21:07,571 --> 00:21:11,170 We're here at a Kernel's Fried Chicken outside of Woodcrest. 604 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,504 It now seems that fried chicken flu 605 00:21:13,504 --> 00:21:15,537 was actually just salmonella. 606 00:21:15,537 --> 00:21:19,404 None of those millions of people projected to die have died. 607 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,571 In fact it appears nobody has died. 608 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,337 We are being told there are still large areas 609 00:21:24,337 --> 00:21:27,203 without power, meaning many people are still not aware 610 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,304 that the crisis has ended. 611 00:21:29,304 --> 00:21:32,337 We're going to go now to... Wait, I'm seeing something here. 612 00:21:32,337 --> 00:21:35,704 Uh, it looks like something coming right at us... 613 00:21:35,704 --> 00:21:37,737 Dear God! Run! 614 00:21:37,737 --> 00:21:38,737 [ALL SCREAM] 615 00:21:41,304 --> 00:21:43,470 WOMAN: Oh, my God! [RILEY COUGHS] 616 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,004 RILEY: Are we dead? 617 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,671 [ALL GROAN] 618 00:21:47,671 --> 00:21:49,504 [CROWD CHATTERING] 619 00:21:49,504 --> 00:21:51,038 TOM: I'm okay. SARAH: Honey? 620 00:21:51,038 --> 00:21:52,837 GRANDDAD: Oh! 621 00:21:52,837 --> 00:21:54,537 Can I get... 622 00:21:54,537 --> 00:21:56,203 Can I get a two-piece and a biscuit? 623 00:21:56,203 --> 00:21:58,504 And all the fries you can give me. 624 00:21:58,504 --> 00:22:00,671 Oh. [HORN HONKS] 625 00:22:00,671 --> 00:22:02,470 * Down to the gristle * 626 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:04,004 * Make you wanna Smack your mamma * 627 00:22:04,004 --> 00:22:05,671 * It's bone-suckin' good * 628 00:22:05,671 --> 00:22:07,704 * It's bone-suckin' good * 629 00:22:07,704 --> 00:22:09,904 * It's bone-suckin' good * 630 00:22:09,904 --> 00:22:12,004 * It's bone-suckin' good * 631 00:22:12,004 --> 00:22:14,103 * It's bone-suckin' good * 632 00:22:14,103 --> 00:22:16,137 * It's bone-suckin' good * 633 00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:18,103 * It's bone-suckin' good * 634 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,270 * It's bone-suckin' good * 635 00:22:20,270 --> 00:22:22,304 * It's bone-suckin' good * 636 00:22:22,304 --> 00:22:24,304 * It's bone-suckin' good * 637 00:22:24,304 --> 00:22:26,304 * It's bone-suckin' good * 638 00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:28,837 * It's bone-suckin' good *