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? I am the stone
The builder refused ?
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? I am the visual
The inspiration ?
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? That made lady
Sing the blues ?
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? I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ?
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? The same spark
That lights the dark ?
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? So that you can know
Your left from your right ?
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? I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ?
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? The inner glow
That lets you know ?
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? To call your brother sun ?
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? The story that just begun ?
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? The promise
Of what's to come ?
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? And I'm-a remain a soldier ?
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? Till the war is won ?
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? Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ?
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? Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ?
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? Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ?
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? Chop, chop, chop ?
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[?]
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[MAN WHISTLING]
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[MEN MOANING]
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MAN:
Where's the towel?
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[?]
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Noooooo!
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MAN:
Yeah, baby.
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MAN 2:
You hear something?
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[LAUGHING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[WEEPING]
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No.
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No, not me.
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Soap drop, nigga.
Huh?
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Yeah.
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Oh, you think you just gonna
leave it down there?
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Huh?
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We don't waste
no motherfuckin' soap in here.
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I'm- I'm finished.
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Naw, naw, nigga,
you ain't finished.
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I been watching you.
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You have?
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You ain't wash behind
your ears or nothing.
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But I did.
See, look at me.
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See how I'm all clean
and glistening and shit.
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That's hygiene, nigga.
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You can call me
the health inspector.
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Now, pick up the soap!
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MAN:
Be brave, son. Be brave.
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I'm next.
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[SCREAMS]
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SARAH:
Drop the soap again?
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HUEY:
Tom DuBois' greatest fear
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was being sent to prison
and anally raped.
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At the tender age of 10,
Tom saw a prison movie,
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which depicted the violent
anal raping of a man.
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Before then, he didn't know
that men got raped in prison.
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MAN [ON TV]:
Stop! Ah!
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HUEY:
It is true that, statistically speaking,
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if a man is to be raped,
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it'll most likely
occur in prison.
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That fact scared straight-laced
Tom even straighter.
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[?]
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Let's steal some.
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But what if we get caught?
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We'll get arrested
and anally raped.
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Hey, guys, what are you doing?
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Just smoking a joint.
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You want a hit?
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Yeah, right.
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You guys can go to jail
and get anally raped if ya want.
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Tom, did you erase
all my MP3s?
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Hey, file-sharing is a crime,
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and I'm not
gonna be anally raped,
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so you can listen to Usher.
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[SIGHS]
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You know, Tom,
this whole "anal rape" thing
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is really causing both of us
to miss out on a lot in life.
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HUEY:
But Tom didn't care what he was missing out on.
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Well into adulthood,
Tom still lived his life
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around the fear of anal rape.
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That fear, perhaps more
than any other factor,
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made him the man he is today.
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Tom believed in order.
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He obeyed every traffic law.
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He had never as much
as broken the speed limit.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[HORN HONKING]
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You drive like an old bitch!
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Tom grew up
to be a criminal prosecutor,
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which, ironically enough,
meant his job was to send
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many black men to
the very fate he most feared.
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For the crime of selling four
bootleg copies of Soul Plane,
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the defendant is sentenced
to two weeks imprisonment.
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He'll be remanded-
No!
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Don't send me to prison!
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Please! Please don't
send me to prison!
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I don't want
to be anally raped!
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HUEY:
And Tom knew firsthand that a black man
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didn't have to do much
to go to prison.
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MAN:
You have the right to remain silent...
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Sometimes, he didn't have
to do anything at all.
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... in a court
of law.
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You have the right
to speak to an attorney
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and to have an attorney
present during any questioning.
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If you cannot afford...
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MAN [ON TV]:
And in other news,
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city police
are reporting tonight
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that they have arrested
a suspect in connection
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with the murder
of Antoine Michaels,
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a 17-year-old
who was apparently killed
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over a game of "Madden 2006."
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The police are not releasing
the name of the suspect,
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who is a black male,
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approximately
blah, blah, blah-
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[STATIC BUZZES]
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And so, we are raising
the terror alert level
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to intense orange/red
based on very credible,
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detailed information
on a non-specific threat.
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Could it be a hijacking?
Absolutely possible.
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Chemical or biological agent?
You bet it could happen.
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Suicide bomber?
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Hey, you never know.
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But what we do know...
[DOORBELL RINGING]
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... is that it's absolutely,
positively gonna happen today.
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Maybe.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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[?]
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Terrorists have my daddy!
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Jazmine, calm down.
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Terrorists kidnapped my father,
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and they're gonna cut off
his head in Algeria!
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My daddy was supposed to be home
from work before school let out.
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And he isn't here!
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And we're at terror alert
level orange. Orange!
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[?]
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Guys, there's gotta be
some kind of mistake.
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I didn't do anything.
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Oh, we know what you did.
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You guys were playing
your little game,
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and your friend was
serving up some pipin' hot
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ass-whoopings,
wasn't he?
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[SOBBING]
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Jazmine, just because
your dad is late
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coming home from work
doesn't mean that...
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[RINGS]
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Hello?
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Riley, is that you?
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Put your brother on,
it's an emergency!
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What's the emergency?
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I'm in jail.
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[LAUGHS]
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Don't drop the soap.
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HUEY:
Who was that?
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[RINGS]
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Yeah?
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Riley, it's Tom.
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I thought you only get
one phone call from jail.
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Who's this?
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Huey, I got arrested!
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They say I fit
the description.
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I think it's
'cause I'm black, Huey.
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You have to get me
outta here, Huey.
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You don't wanna know
what they'll do to me in jail.
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They'll rape you,
that's what they're gonna do.
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But you're not in jail,
you're in holding.
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And I don't think people
usually get raped in holding.
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Hold on.
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Granddad! Do people
get raped in holding?
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[SOBBING]
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Stop, stop, stop! I don't
want your granddad to know.
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I don't want anybody to know.
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Listen, they can't
keep people in holding
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over the weekend.
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At 9:00 tonight,
they're gonna put me on a bus
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and send me to real jail.
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Real jail!
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Earliest I could get out
would be on Monday.
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Well, it's just a weekend.
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It only takes one night
to get anally raped!
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Huey, the only way for me
to get out of here
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is if you find
the real killer tonight.
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The real killer?
Nigga, I'm 10.
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How am I gonna find
the real killer?
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[SOBS] Please!
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You've gotta try.
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All right, all right,
all right!
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Damn.
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[WEEPING] Thank you, Huey.
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Whatever you do...
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don't tell my baby, Jazmine.
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I don't want her to know
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her daddy was somebody's
bi-hi-hi-hi-tch.
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[?]
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Was that daddy?
Where is he?
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Is he okay?
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Was he kidnapped
by terrorists?
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Um, your father wants you
to know he's nobody's bitch.
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[SCREAMS]
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[REMOTE CLICKS]
[SIRENS ON TV]
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HUEY:
I had exactly five hours to find a murderer,
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and I couldn't do it alone.
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Ed III was heir
to the Wuncler fortune
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and a drunken psychopath.
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But the dude I was after
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had already killed
at least one person,
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and one thing Ed III had
was firepower.
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Fuck it.
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I say we go get
the motherfucker.
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Let's go.
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HUEY:
Where we going?
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Oh, we gonna need
to holler at my man.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, snap.
Ed Wuncler III.
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My man, Gin Rummy.
What's good, baby?
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It's all good, man.
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I was just making
some breakfast. Come on in.
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[?]
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Sounds like you got yourself
a fugitive of justice.
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I say y'all came
to the right hombre.
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Look, we have exactly
4 hours and 45 minutes
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to find the X-Box Killer.
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Can you help us do it?
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I'll be dead on his ass
like Spenser: For fucking Hire.
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I'll hunt him down and feed him
his own testicles,
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and I'd do it in a jiffy.
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And I don't care if his momma
there, his grandmamma,
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innocent bystanders,
little kids, babysitters,
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bill collectors, whatever.
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I'll leave his whole block
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filled with hot brass
if I have to.
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And you know why?
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Because I just don't
give a fuck!
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Y'all sure you don't want
no breakfast?
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I got English muffins
and peach jelly.
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See? I told you
my boy was gangsta.
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Hey, man, put some links
with them grits, Rummy.
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Shit, I'm hungry
as a motherfucker.
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[?]
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You liar!
[SCREAMS]
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You killed him, didn't you,
you sick bastard?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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That's enough.
Go cool off.
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All right.
Now!
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[COP ROARS]
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You punk!
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Get your ass out!
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Move!
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[WHIMPERING]
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Why are you doing this to me?
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You know what this is, man?
It's fucking racism, man.
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You were at the wrong place
at the wrong time,
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and you just happened
to fit the description.
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Now, if you admit
you killed him...
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I didn't kill anyone!
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Look, even if you didn't
kill him,
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just admit
that you killed him.
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I promise you
you won't go to jail.
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Smack on the wrist,
I promise you.
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Wait, stop. You can't
be serious. I'm a prosecutor.
257
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,131
I'm never gonna fall
for this.
258
00:10:35,503 --> 00:10:37,069
[SOBBING]
259
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:41,842
So you say that if I confess,
I won't go to jail?
260
00:10:41,843 --> 00:10:44,010
I give you my word.
261
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,346
No anal rape?
262
00:10:46,347 --> 00:10:47,714
No anal rape.
263
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,351
[?]
264
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,258
So y'all was
in Iraq together?
265
00:10:58,259 --> 00:10:59,693
Yeah, we was in Iraq.
266
00:10:59,694 --> 00:11:01,728
What did you do?
267
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:04,030
We was looking for weapons
of mass destruction.
268
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,532
Did you ever find 'em?
269
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,535
You know goddamn well
we ain't find 'em!
270
00:11:08,536 --> 00:11:10,336
What are you?
Some political humorist?
271
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,805
You Garry Trudeau
up in this bitch?
272
00:11:11,806 --> 00:11:12,906
I was looking for bitches,
273
00:11:12,907 --> 00:11:14,541
but they had carpet shit
all over 'em,
274
00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,242
and I couldn't see
what they looked like.
275
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,378
All that was really exposed
was the eyes,
276
00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,380
and that wasn't enough for me.
277
00:11:20,381 --> 00:11:22,748
Shit, I'm looking at the eyes,
the eyes could be pretty.
278
00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,653
And I take their carpet off,
and then I got a tragedy.
279
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,955
Well, no, we ain't find 'em.
280
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,991
But I always say,
"The absence of evidence
281
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,393
is not the evidence
of absence. "
282
00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:34,694
HUEY:
What?
283
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,596
Simply because
you don't have evidence
284
00:11:36,597 --> 00:11:38,097
that something does exist
285
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,665
does not mean that you
have evidence
286
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,101
that something doesn't exist.
287
00:11:41,102 --> 00:11:42,602
What?
288
00:11:42,603 --> 00:11:44,770
What country you from?
What?
289
00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,472
"What" ain't no country
I ever heard of.
290
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,707
They speak English in "What"?
291
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,209
What?
292
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,944
English, motherfucker,
do you speak it?!
293
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,279
Yeah.
294
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,581
So you understand
the words I'm sayin' to you?
295
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,050
Yeah.
296
00:11:57,051 --> 00:11:59,986
Well, what I'm sayin',
is that there are "known" knowns
297
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,454
and that there are
known unknowns.
298
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,356
But there's also
"unknown" unknowns,
299
00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:05,125
things we don't know
that we don't know.
300
00:12:05,126 --> 00:12:06,626
What?
301
00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:09,495
Say "what" again.
Say "what" again!
302
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,630
I dare you!
303
00:12:10,631 --> 00:12:12,132
I double dare you,
motherfucker!
304
00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:13,634
Say "what" one more time.
305
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:20,439
HUEY:
Well, this is the apartment building where it all happened.
306
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,108
Maybe someone saw something.
307
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,411
Oh, somebody saw something,
all right.
308
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:30,115
Hey, slow down.
We gotta be tactful.
309
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,518
Tactful?
What that mean?
310
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,087
He talkin' about diplomacy.
311
00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,789
[CLICKS]
312
00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:37,490
I don't do diplomacy.
313
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:39,392
[?]
314
00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:41,261
ED III:
Key-yah!
315
00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:42,595
RUMMY:
X- Box Killer, talk!
316
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,331
ED:
You better start talkin' or I'm a...
317
00:12:44,332 --> 00:12:47,634
[WHIMPERING]
318
00:12:47,635 --> 00:12:49,302
MAN:
These niggas are crazy, yo!
319
00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:50,570
[GUN CLICKS]
320
00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:51,571
I didn't do nothing!
321
00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:52,839
I didn't do nothing!
322
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,275
[LAUGHING]
323
00:12:57,178 --> 00:12:58,377
[GRUNTS]
324
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,615
Work him out, work him out,
work him out!
325
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,984
You better start talki'’
before I'm a...
326
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,019
MAN:
Hey, what'd he do to you? Leave him alone.
327
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,120
[LAUGHS]
328
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,323
Yeah, nigga, run it.
Run your shit!
329
00:13:10,324 --> 00:13:12,025
[LAUGHS]
330
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:14,695
[GROANS]
331
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,866
Ain't nobody seen nothin'.
332
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,768
I know who did the killing.
I've known for 20 minutes!
333
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,970
Guy's name is Terrel Jackson.
334
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,672
He's been bragging
about it all day.
335
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,775
Everybody knows!
He lives five minutes away.
336
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,278
I've got MapQuest directions
right here.
337
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,047
How'd you find all this out?
338
00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:36,549
We talked to people!
339
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,218
I got a picture.
340
00:13:38,219 --> 00:13:39,685
RUMMY:
Where you get this?
341
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,087
I drew it from the description
of the dude that they gave us
342
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:45,124
while y'all was whoopin'
niggas' asses in the street.
343
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,559
I almost had time
to color it.
344
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:50,564
Shit. Good work.
Let's go.
345
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,569
Okay, take a right here,
346
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,306
and it's a left
at the third light.
347
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:04,977
Where you going?
You were supposed to turn right.
348
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,113
I'm thirsty.
You thirsty?
349
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,948
I could use a tasty beverage.
350
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,550
There's a Mini Mart
at the gas station
351
00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:11,651
right up the street.
352
00:14:11,652 --> 00:14:14,620
We're down the street
from the killer,
353
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,689
and you wanna stop
and go get snacks?
354
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:21,860
Relax. We stop, get this drink,
then go get the killer. Simple.
355
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,497
We gonna get something to drink.
It ain't gonna take long.
356
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:28,668
We're right down the street.
We know where he is!
357
00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:32,638
Chill, we just making
a little detour.
358
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,374
Relax. What could go wrong?
359
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,809
Hm.
360
00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,246
[?]
361
00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:46,120
[FESTIVE MIDDLE-EASTERN MUSIC
PLAYING]
362
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,705
Watch my back,
I got your front.
363
00:15:05,706 --> 00:15:08,440
Ed, Rummy,
my close friends and allies.
364
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,876
It is good to see you.
365
00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:13,312
Go put that in the truck.
366
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:17,383
CASHIER: Hey, slow your roll, chief.
You guys have to pay first.
367
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,552
Damn! Chill out,
Aladdin Hussein.
368
00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:21,120
You know I'm good for it.
369
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:26,493
Hey, guys, you know the rules.
No exceptions, cash only.
370
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,464
Look, he got a weapon.
371
00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:33,266
RUMMY:
Whoa, wait a minute, now.
372
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,701
Put the gun down!
373
00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:38,805
Gun? What gun?
I'm not holding gun.
374
00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:43,209
Guys, it's me, Ed. Your father
helped me build this store!
375
00:15:44,979 --> 00:15:46,646
I don't know you,
motherfucker!
376
00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:49,649
Now, put down the weapon!
Put it down!
377
00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:52,185
There is no weapon. Look.
378
00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:53,920
Drop the weapon!
379
00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:55,655
I- I don't see a weapon.
380
00:15:55,656 --> 00:15:58,657
There is no weapon!
They're robbing the store!
381
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:02,795
I am not holding a weapon!
I am not holding a weapon!
382
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,064
Officer, this motherfucker
got a gun pointed at you.
383
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,999
You wanna die?
But...
384
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,301
Do you wanna die?!
385
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,636
I- I don't want to die!
386
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,205
He does not have a gun.
387
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:14,306
He does have a gun, officer.
Trust me.
388
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,976
The absence of evidence is
not the evidence of absence.
389
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,711
I don't see a gun!
390
00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:21,047
Man, fuck this shit.
Whose side you on?
391
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,149
Mine or this motherfucker,
392
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,051
who's obviously
of terrorist descent?
393
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,555
Wait, I think
I can see the gun now.
394
00:16:28,556 --> 00:16:30,857
Good. Now, we all
see the weapon.
395
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:33,593
Now, you hand over that weapon
on the count of three,
396
00:16:33,594 --> 00:16:37,029
or I swear to Almighty God,
I'll blow your fuckin' head off!
397
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,331
One!
398
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:42,101
I can't give you a weapon
I'm not holding!
399
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,871
You're thinking of the Korean
shop north of here!
400
00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:47,207
Two!
Is he... still holding it?
401
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:51,511
He is not holding a weapon!
Time's up!
402
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,080
[?]
403
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,389
[SCREAMING]
404
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,596
[GRUNTING]
405
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,938
Ha, ha, ha! Ah!
406
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,447
I didn't think they'd
actually shoot back at us.
407
00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:29,482
Well, of course,
they're shooting back at us,
408
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,950
you're robbing their store.
409
00:17:30,951 --> 00:17:33,986
You can't assume that people
are gonna shoot back at you.
410
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,588
It was an "unknown" unknown.
411
00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:38,524
Need I remind you that
this has nothing to do
412
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,192
with our original plan?
413
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,695
Damn it, Huey,
robbery etiquette says you can't
414
00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:44,997
criticize a robbery plan
during a actual robbery.
415
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,767
You have to wait
till the robbery's over.
416
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,370
Yo, officer,
wh-wha-whatever your name is.
417
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,939
My name's Frank.
418
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:55,508
Okay, Fred. Whatever.
419
00:17:55,509 --> 00:18:00,146
I want you to know
you are not going to die.
420
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,080
In vain.
421
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,816
I don't think I'm dying.
422
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,284
Oh.
423
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,019
Well, I want you to know
424
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,656
you wasn't
mortally wounded... in vain.
425
00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:12,558
Actually, I think
I'm gonna make it.
426
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,927
You hear that,
you sweaty bastards?
427
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,228
Freddy ain't dead.
428
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,130
Freddy say,
"Bring it on, bitch. "
429
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,499
Bring it!
430
00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:26,406
[SCREAMING]
431
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,914
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]
432
00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:40,820
HUEY:
Today we all came face to face with our worst fears.
433
00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:44,624
And sometimes there's no
such thing as a happy ending.
434
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,659
MAN [ON TV]:
And there seems to be a gun battle
435
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:49,795
with terrorists
right behind me as we speak.
436
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,731
GUARD:
Thomas DuBois?
437
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:54,200
It's time.
438
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,468
[?]
439
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,708
Is that the bus
that's gonna take me
440
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,111
to real butt-pounding jail?
441
00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:07,847
No bus.
You're free to go.
442
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,984
HUEY:
The X-Box Killer struck again,
443
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,553
less than an hour
after we got to the Mini Mart.
444
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,321
If we had gone straight
to his house,
445
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,990
we could have prevented it.
446
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,360
But at least Tom seemed
to have dodged a bullet.
447
00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:22,495
[SIRENS WAILING]
448
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,967
[CAMERAS CLICKING]
449
00:19:31,972 --> 00:19:33,573
[FRED GROANING]
450
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,251
What the fuck
y'all looking at?
451
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,285
MAN:
All right!
452
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,319
MAN 2:
Go U.S.A!
453
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,121
[CHEERING & APPLAUSE]
454
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:52,258
MAN 3:
All right, come on! All right!
455
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,026
MAN 4:
Come on, everybody, come on!
456
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,762
MAN:
All right, yeah! Way to go!
457
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,730
MAN 2: Go U.S.A.
MAN 3: All right!
458
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,434
MAN 4:
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
459
00:20:01,435 --> 00:20:02,602
[BOTH LAUGHING]
460
00:20:02,603 --> 00:20:04,503
MAN:
Go U.S.A.!
461
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,372
MAN 2: Woo-hoo!
MAN 3: All right!
462
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,074
[?]
463
00:20:18,986 --> 00:20:22,022
[?]