1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:06,789 [ Engine Starts, Revs ] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:54,706 [ Man On Radio ] This is DJ Suckaslam, spinnin' it old school tonight, 5 00:00:54,837 --> 00:01:00,060 inviting all of New York to forget your Y2K worries, turn up your radio, 6 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:03,889 and help good old Chuck Brown bust loose. 7 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,674 ♪♪ [ Funk ] 8 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:09,156 Oh, yeah. Bust it up, New York. 9 00:01:09,286 --> 00:01:13,464 [ Singing Along ] ♪ I feel like bustin' loose Bustin' loose ♪ 10 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:15,640 ♪ Bustin' loose in the evening 11 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:18,165 ♪ Bustin' loose can be pleasing ♪ 12 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:22,038 ♪ Talkin' 'bout bustin' loose 13 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,910 ♪ Bustin' loose in the meantime ♪ 14 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,739 ♪ Bustin' loose make you feel fine ♪ 15 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,437 ♪ Talkin' 'bout bustin' loose Yeah, man ♪ 16 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:30,873 [ Horn Honks ] 17 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:33,049 ♪ Bustin' loose to my love jones ♪ 18 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:36,531 ♪ Bustin' loose To each his own ♪ 19 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:39,925 ♪ Gimme the beat, y'all 20 00:01:40,056 --> 00:01:44,191 ♪ [ Vocalizing ] 21 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,848 ♪ Hey, Leroy 22 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:53,417 ♪ Gimme some of that horn right here ♪ 23 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:02,209 ♪ [ Vocalizing ] 24 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:07,301 ♪ Gimme some of that horn 25 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:09,433 [ Horn Honking ] 26 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:11,392 ♪ Well, well Wow! 27 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:14,438 Taxi! Ohh! Oh! 28 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:16,484 [ Brakes Screeching ] 29 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:19,008 [ Horn Honking ] 30 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,533 ♪ I feel like bustin' loose Bustin' loose, y'all ♪ 31 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,796 [ Beeping ] ♪ Feel freaky deak 32 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:28,452 ♪ Feel freaky deak Feel freaky deak ♪ 33 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,628 ♪ Feel 34 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:38,854 Can I give you a ride?The way you drive? 35 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:43,250 ♪ I feel like bustin' loose Bustin' loose, now ♪ 36 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,643 ♪ Bustin' loose when you want to deal ♪ 37 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:49,256 ♪ Bustin' loose doin' what you feel ♪ 38 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:52,737 ♪ Talkin' 'bout bustin' loose, girl ♪ 39 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,783 ♪ Bustin' loose when you want to deal ♪ 40 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:57,960 ♪ Bustin' loose doin' what you feel ♪ 41 00:02:58,090 --> 00:03:00,745 ♪ Talkin' 'bout bustin' loose now ♪ 42 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,834 ♪ Bustin' loose when you want to sing ♪ 43 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:06,664 ♪ Bustin' loose Baby, do your thing ♪ 44 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,666 ♪ Talkin' 'bout bustin' loose, girl ♪ 45 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:11,278 ♪ Bustin' loose when you want to sing ♪ 46 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:13,541 ♪ Bustin' loose Baby, do your thing ♪ 47 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:16,108 [ Laughing ] 48 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:18,285 ♪ Gimme the beat, y'all ♪ 49 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:24,813 ♪♪ [ Ends ]What's up? How you doin'? 50 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:27,816 Oh, wow. You sure got a lot of confidence. 51 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:32,299 [ Clears Throat ] Ralph. Ralph Kramden. 52 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:38,261 Operator of this machine and, uh, this machine. 53 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:42,744 Alice. Alice Gibson. 54 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:45,225 What's up, Alice Gibson? 55 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:50,012 So, Ralph Kramden, you takin' me to Brooklyn, or what? 56 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:54,234 I'll take you anywhere you want to go-- Crown Heights, Red Hook, Bushwick. 57 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:57,193 I'll take you to the moon, Alice. Come on. 58 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,761 ♪♪ [ Hip-hop ] 59 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:02,372 ♪♪ [ Man Vocalizing ] 60 00:04:02,503 --> 00:04:04,244 I hope you're not gonna lose your job over this. 61 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,028 [ Chuckles ] So what if I do? 62 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:09,336 This right here, this whole bus driver thing? This is temporary. 63 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:14,776 I'm an entrepreneur, and, uh, this is gonna make me a millionaire. 64 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:18,867 "Kramden International Y2K Ultra Deluxe Survival Kit"? 65 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:22,740 Yeah, and when Y2K hit, you gonna need all that stuff in there. 66 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:24,699 You think Y2K's gonna be that bad? 67 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:26,657 You ain't been watchin' CNN? 68 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:31,053 When every computer in the world shuts down on New Year's Eve, 69 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:35,840 that kit, plus a check or money order for 29.99 plus shipping and handling, 70 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:38,756 is the only thing that's gonna protect you against total chaos. 71 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:40,062 Wow. Total chaos? 72 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:42,934 Yeah. I mean, you know, if I'm lucky. 73 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:46,198 I guess my dream's a little bit more practical. 74 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:50,464 Oh, yeah? Like what?My own home. 75 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:55,512 Nothin' fancy, just a little place all my own. You know? 76 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:59,908 No landlord or haggling with the super to fix the pipes or rent increases. 77 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:03,955 Just... my name on a deed and... 78 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:07,655 some lawn chairs on the front porch so I can watch my kids play ball in the street. 79 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:11,223 You got kids? 80 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:14,879 I'm playin'. 81 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:19,884 Can't you feel it, Alice? We are on the verge of a new millennium. 82 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:22,800 You need to stick with your boy, because I'm about to blow up! 83 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,541 I mean, you'll see. 84 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:28,676 This job, these empty pockets, this waistline-- gone! 85 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:31,809 [ Laughs ]Yeah. One day-- 86 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:34,682 [ Shouts ] I'm gonna own this town! 87 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:35,813 [ Siren Wailing In Distance ] 88 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:38,816 Is that what you think? I own this town? 89 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:41,645 I just asked you to talk to the super about the pipes, Ralph. 90 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:43,821 That's all.Today? 91 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:46,911 The Mets are in the seventh game of the World Series, and you know this, Alice, 92 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,826 and you want me to think about plumbing? 93 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,917 [ Splattering ]Okay. 94 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:56,834 So it makes a little noise. But so do you, and I've learned to live with that. 95 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:59,881 Ralph.[ Pipes Creaking ] 96 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:02,797 Fine. But I'm not dragging the super into this. 97 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:06,148 I'm calling my boy Norton. He works in the sewers. He knows pipes. 98 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:09,499 Yo, Norton! 99 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:14,286 What's up with the Mets?Today's the day, baby! 100 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,550 Yeah, buddy! Oh! 101 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,073 [ Baby Giggling ] 102 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:20,249 [ Woman ] Oh, my God! What did you do to my baby? 103 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,685 [ Baby Crying ] 104 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:24,688 I didn't do anything!Never mind them, Ralphie. 105 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,473 I got a new riddle for ya. 106 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:27,952 A man was born in 1955. What made him-- 107 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,780 Look, not now! 108 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:32,740 Alice wants you to get down here and take a look at these pipes. 109 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,742 She's driving me crazy.All right. 110 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:40,791 Don't come down that. That thing is gonna kill you! 111 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,880 He's coming down the fire escape. 112 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:47,145 Hey, Alice.Hi, Ed. 113 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,844 Come on, Ralph. A man was born in 1955. 114 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:55,110 Today's his 18th birthday. How's that possible, huh? 115 00:06:55,240 --> 00:07:00,855 1955 is not the year he was born, it's the number of the hospital room he was born in. 116 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:03,771 Damn, you smart. 117 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:04,902 What seems to be the problem, Alice? 118 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,730 Oh, listen, Ed. 119 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:09,472 [ Creaking, Splattering ] 120 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,171 I'm on it. 121 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:16,914 He's on it. Why's he gotta be on it? What happened to you? 122 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:19,439 Knock, knock! Morning, Kramdens. 123 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,353 Oh, hey, Trix. What do you got there, Trixie? 124 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:26,097 Ooh, I made French toast. Alice, I tried this new powdered sugar, Tasty Meds. 125 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:30,188 It's the one they give to the diabetics right when they wake up from the coma-- 99 cents. 126 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:32,800 It's a slight little aftertaste, but it's still good. Right, Ralph? 127 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:34,932 Mm-hmm. See? 128 00:07:35,063 --> 00:07:38,980 - Trixie makes Ed French toast. - That's 'cause Ed's not on Trimspa. 129 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:42,157 Oh, you got jokes. You just a regular UPN sitcom, huh, Alice? 130 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:45,160 I gotta get to these pipes. Look, just fix it, okay? 131 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:49,512 It'll be good to have some peace and quiet around here. 132 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:52,297 [ Shouts ] You-- You-- You--Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 133 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:54,038 Ed, what'd you do now? 134 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,518 They wanted me to fix their pipes, baby. 135 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,041 Yeah, not knock a big whole in the wall! 136 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:58,478 That's where the pipes are. 137 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,610 If you'd just talked to the landlord like I asked 138 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:03,874 you to in the first place--That's a much better idea, 139 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:05,136 'cause I do my best work down below. 140 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:07,574 Ooh, now that is true, baby.You did say that. 141 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:10,315 I'm a professional. People always call me-- [ Indistinct ] 142 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:11,708 [ Chattering ] 143 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:14,494 Get out! 144 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:17,235 [ Trixie ] It's all right, baby. It's okay. 145 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:20,848 Yeah, ah-ah-ah-ah. Take the wife, leave the French toast. 146 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,763 Oh, man!See you at the diner, Alice! 147 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:24,286 Later, Trix. 148 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,418 Hey, Ralph, after work we're gonna watch that game-- 149 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,116 Out!Ah! 150 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:30,161 Go Mets. 151 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:34,557 You are certifiable, you know that? You oughta have your head examined. 152 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:37,299 I'll have my head examined anywhere in the United States. 153 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:41,521 And you know what they're gonna find when they look in there? Nothin'! 154 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:45,307 I ask you to do one thing. One thing! 155 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:46,874 You never appreciate anything I do! 156 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:48,049 You always go on and on! 157 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,877 I can't take it anymore![ Beeping ] 158 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,443 You gotta go. I am late. 159 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,010 Here's your lunch. 160 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,925 Hey, Tastykakes.Yeah. 161 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,580 Be careful. Always am. 162 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:02,933 [ Horns Honking ] 163 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:05,414 Stay outta the bus lane! 164 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,330 Hey!Vivek, my man. 165 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,680 The Mets are goin' all the way, Ralph. 166 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:14,858 You'll do very well. [ Laughs ]Oh, yeah. You know that. 167 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:17,426 Do you have a wager on the game tonight, Ralph? 168 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,559 Well, no, not exactly. 169 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:22,562 Let's just say I'm taking advantage of certain economic opportunities. 170 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:26,653 Or as my investment guru Bart Roberts says, 171 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:30,134 "Kick open the door and opportunity don't have to knock." 172 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,615 [ Chuckles, Coughs ] That's Bart Roberts. 173 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:38,099 Order up. 174 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:44,322 Girls, come over here. Come over here. I have something to show you. 175 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:48,892 This is your new uniform.Oh, no, no. 176 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,154 You don't like it? 177 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:52,113 Mm-mmm, but I like the neckline, the "V." 178 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:56,204 The health inspector's coming soon, so we gotta keep everything clean. 179 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:58,206 Now, but I'm gonna show you something. 180 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:02,036 You see this? Ahh! Look at that. 181 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:05,082 See? Spotless.Voilà. 182 00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:08,042 Yes.Excuse me. 183 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:11,262 I'd, uh-- I'd like to order. 184 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:14,701 Alice, please take him, 'cause I can tell he's gonna get on my nerves. 185 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:18,269 [ Sighs ] Hi. How can I help you today? 186 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:23,753 Yes, Alice, I would like an egg white omelet. And if I could get a clean glass of water. 187 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,234 Well, precious, we don't separate our eggs here, 188 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:28,715 and that's about as clean as it's gonna get. 189 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,935 Well, what do you have that's similar to an egg white omelet? 190 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,285 Eggs.[ Scoffs ] 191 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:38,028 Well, then, by all means, why don't you just bring me whatever's convenient for you? 192 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,465 Ah! Do I need to take off my heels? 193 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,467 No, no. Not yet. 194 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:44,992 I've angered you. I'm sorry. It happens a lot. 195 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:47,037 Alice, hello. 196 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,604 Oh, hi, Miss Benvenuti. How are you? 197 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,301 I'm fine. Hi, Trixie. How are you? 198 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:53,087 Miss Benvenuti, what a pleasure. Please. 199 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:57,308 If you just buy my house that will be pleasure enough. 200 00:10:57,439 --> 00:11:01,138 Miss Benvenuti, you're selling that cute little duplex over on Hart Street? 201 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:04,185 Yes, I can't take the winters anymore. 202 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:09,320 Mr. Davis here and his company are thinking of buying my house. 203 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:14,151 Yes, we are. So, uh, if you girls could just go and cook something-- 204 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,719 Ignoring you.Yeah, I wish we would've known. 205 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,721 We've been looking to buy a duplex for years. 206 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:21,332 I'm sorry, but my company's already buying this one. 207 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,595 Yes, well, we're not a company or anything, 208 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,337 but we would like a nice place to move into with our husbands, 209 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,339 have a few little babies-- a little Trixie. 210 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,211 Everything's so expensive nowadays. 211 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,995 Yes, it is. Kind of wishing you hadn't 212 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,258 dropped out of high school right about now, huh? 213 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,173 Still ignoring you. So, Miss Benvenuti, 214 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,698 how much are you asking for the duplex? 215 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,225 Alice? 216 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,013 Cool. 217 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,065 Yo, Norton? 218 00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,415 [ Ed ] Yeah?Let's go, Mets! 219 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,765 [ Man Announcing ] Bottom of the ninth inning-- 220 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,854 [ Ralph ] This is killing me!I'm telling you, Ralph, 221 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,813 the Mets is gonna do their thing. Don't worry about it. 222 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,684 But Cameron can't strike out this time, man. 223 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,338 I know.[ Ralph ] What is he doin'? 224 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,209 Yeah, right, I know. It's crazy. 225 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,124 The guy hit good. You know what I'm sayin'? 226 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:17,388 Ed, the most amazing thing happened today. You have to listen-- 227 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:21,131 Baby, we don't bother you guys when you're watchin' your stories. Let us watch the game. 228 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,393 But we got great news though! 229 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,134 Not now, baby, okay? This is the last inning. 230 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,180 Shh!You have money on this game? 231 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,312 Uh, no. Look, I am a businessman, okay? 232 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,836 Not a gambler.[ Ed ] Come on, Mets! 233 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,186 You guys remember Miss Benvenuti from the diner? 234 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,536 Well, she's selling her duplex.Mm-hmm. It's a huge duplex. 235 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:37,408 All we have to do is come up with $20,000 for the down payment. 236 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,062 But she's only giving us two weeks. 237 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,064 2-1 pitch. Cameron grounds it. 238 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:44,154 [ Shouting, Indistinct ]Just listen, just listen! 239 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,504 Come on. Between the four of us, we already have half of it. 240 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,506 They've got $5,000 saved, and we've got $5,300, right? 241 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:51,031 Something like that, give or take. 242 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,293 He's got a full count, man. 243 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,774 What are they trying to do, kill me right now? 244 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,950 Wait. What do you mean, "give or take," Ralph? 245 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,430 You didn't take any money out of our savings account, did you? 246 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,171 I don't know what she's talking about. 247 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,869 I know you know.Look, look, 248 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,306 maybe I went into our accounts, and maybe I took some money. 249 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:08,744 But then again, maybe someone has a birthday comin' up... 250 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,485 and I'm just tryin' to surprise her. 251 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:13,009 My birthday's in eight months, Ralph. 252 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:18,275 Okay. Maybe I got the dates mixed up. She know who the boss is. 253 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,234 [ TV: Indistinct ] 254 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,802 I know who the boss is.Here they go, man. 255 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,978 Make me some money, baby! This it right here! 256 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,414 Yeah!For the marbles! 257 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,633 3-2 pitch, Cameron swings!Go! 258 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:31,549 And sends it deep to left!He got ahold of it! 259 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:35,162 [ Ralph ] It's goin' deep![ Announcer ] It's outta here! 260 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,120 [ Squealing ] 261 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,905 Yeah! Yeah, the Mets! 262 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,560 Whoo![ Thuds ] 263 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,649 [ Trixie ] My baby! You know we don't have no insurance! 264 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,216 [ Ralph ] Oh, he's fine. Norton, get up! 265 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:47,391 The Mets!Mets! 266 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,089 [ Alice ] The Mets did it! They won! 267 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,525 What'd I tell ya? 268 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,920 What'd I tell ya? The Mets! What'd I tell ya? 269 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,574 I'm gonna show you what's in these boxes. You wanna see? I wanna see. 270 00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:59,055 There's money in these boxes, baby. Money, money, money. 271 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:02,929 Money for anything you want. Money for the house. Money for anything! 272 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,844 You gotta be fast on your feet to make it in this world. 273 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,802 Yeah, I feel ya.When I'm the first one to hit 274 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,499 the streets with this stuff--Yeah. 275 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,458 I'm gonna make a fortune.What stuff, Ed? 276 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,982 Mets stuff. Official merchandise. 277 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,463 Ralph met a guy on the bus who gave him a godfather deal. 278 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:18,205 Yeah, that's right. Godfather deal. 279 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,207 Yeah. Ka-boom! 280 00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,558 Uhh-- Is-- 281 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,082 Huh. Never seen a Met fan wear one of those. 282 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,910 No, that's a throwback. 283 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,217 No, it's gotta be in the other box. That's what's wrong. 284 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:33,524 No, we don't play.Yeah, this for the pay-- Just-- 285 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,483 [ Ed ] Yeah, it's this box.They just made a mistake. 286 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,485 Yeah, yeah. It's all good. 287 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,313 There it is. Get ready, ladies. 288 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,576 Yeah. Yeah, just to carry us over. 289 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,100 You'll soon see. Here we go. 290 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,320 There they are. Boo! 291 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,718 Ralph, why? You had to know better. 292 00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:59,463 This would've been big money, baby. I mean, I was investing in your future. 293 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:04,077 Really? Like the time you invested $900 to market the, uh-- 294 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,514 Ooh! The Pet Cactus. 295 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:10,170 Hey! Couple of kids get poked in the eye, and get corneal colitis, 296 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,388 and ruin it for everybody?Yeah. 297 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,216 That's not my fault. 298 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:17,133 Oh! My personal favorite: the velour fanny pack. 299 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:21,572 That's a man-purse, and I was this close to getting Al Roker to wear one on the Today Show. 300 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:24,488 Wasn't I?He sure was. He was this close. 301 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,664 I was with him the day--You're not helping. 302 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:30,233 Listen, Alice. We'll get the money for the house somehow. 303 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,540 No, we won't. [ Chuckles ] 304 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,585 It's always gonna be like this, Trix-- 305 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:37,545 living paycheck to paycheck, hand to mouth, 306 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,503 never having anything to call our own. 307 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,592 But, hey, it's cool, right? 308 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:45,901 'Cause most people in the world live like this. Right? 309 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,773 Just didn't think it'd be so hard. 310 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,951 Alice. Alice, come on. 311 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,000 [ Door Slams ] 312 00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:03,701 I know from the outside lookin' in it seems as though I have a perfect relationship. 313 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:07,662 But the truth of the matter is, is that Alice and I don't always get along. 314 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:13,537 Wow, I never noticed that! Ooh! Look. Man, she's mad, but she'll get over it. 315 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:16,062 She wasn't mad. Mad you do get over. 316 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:22,633 Mad I can handle. I know how to deal with mad. But the look she had on her face, it was like-- 317 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:26,115 She was disappointed in me, you know? Like she didn't believe in me anymore. 318 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:29,510 I don't now. If that's the case, then how do you come back from that? 319 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,512 Show her that you're sorry. Buy her ass somethin'. 320 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,210 With what? I'm broke! 321 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:38,084 Look. Check this out. I know a dude right now selling Cadillac wheels. 322 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,216 I'm talkin' about spinners, the gold ones. 323 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,522 We ain't got no damn car. 324 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,785 I also know a dude that sell hearing aids. 325 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,787 Norton![ People Shouting, Chattering ] 326 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,528 Look, it's gettin' crazy out here, okay? 327 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,530 Come on. Let's go shoot some pool. 328 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:53,490 That's why I never like to brainstorm around you. You're very critical. 329 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:56,232 ♪♪ [ Hip-hop ] 330 00:16:56,363 --> 00:17:00,106 Wait a second. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why do you get to break? 331 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:03,109 I'll tell you why I get to break. Because you broke last time. 332 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:06,677 No, no, no. You broke last time.What? Fine. 333 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,593 We'll flip for it. Here, you call. 334 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:13,510 I wanna flip.Okay, flip. 335 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:16,644 Okay, I'm gonna flip it.Flip, Ed. Heads. 336 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,734 No, I wanted heads.Well, tails then! 337 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,650 I wanted tails too. I got a big appetite for tails too. 338 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,653 Just break!All right! I'm gonna do it! 339 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,568 You are the most ridiculous man I've ever met. 340 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,571 Maybe so, but I'm breakin'. 341 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:33,182 [ Man ] ♪ How do, sexy 342 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:40,494 ♪ Oh [ Blows Raspberry ] 343 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,062 ♪♪ [ Man Rapping, Indistinct ] 344 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,568 Would you just shoot? 345 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,051 [ Thudding ]That's on you, Ralph! 346 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,401 Oh, no, you don't, Norton. 347 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:21,448 Hey! Oh, it's on, baby! 348 00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:22,666 Ralphie!Norton! 349 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,364 [ Grunting ] 350 00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:27,280 [ Both Shouting ] 351 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,760 I can't-- Where's my other hand? I can't find my other hand! 352 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:34,461 It's right there. It's there. Right there. Hold up. 353 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,767 Dog, I'm gonna go back in.Calm down. 354 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,943 Ralph? Hey, Ralph? Ralph?How you gonna throw Kramden out? 355 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:41,337 [ Electronic Beeping ]Hey, hey, hey, hey! 356 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,905 What you doing? I wasn't about to go back in. What's wrong with you? 357 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:47,517 No time to play. We got a major backup in the sewer system. 358 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,954 How come every time a toilet clogs in this town they call you? 359 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,956 I'm a specialist. 360 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,958 It's like being a brain surgeon or Spider-Man. 361 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,526 [ Snorts ] Spider-Man! Spider-Man wouldn't have got us 362 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,486 beat down and thrown out of no pool hall! 363 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:03,446 [ Knocking ]Come in, Trix. 364 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,622 ♪♪ [ Women Singing, Indistinct ] 365 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,326 What do you have on? 366 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,458 Don't act like you don't recognize my Ralph gear. 367 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:19,288 I got my loud-ass, lime-green T-shirt that should've made us millionaires, 368 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:24,032 my 1987 leopard-print fanny pack, complete inside with the baby Pet Cactus, 369 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:28,471 case a brother wanna get rowdy on the train, 'cause you know how they can act up-- 370 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:31,431 and to top it off-- 371 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:34,434 [ Sighs ] the rainbrella Kangol. 372 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,218 [ Laughs ] 373 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,829 I'll wear it 24-7, 'cause rain ain't got no schedule. 374 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:43,443 It's kind of sexy. Go on, Alice. You gotta admit. Your man is tryin'. 375 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,359 Yeah. Yeah. 376 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:49,188 [ Grunting ] 377 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,293 [ Creaking ] 378 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,818 [ Men Cheering ] 379 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:18,652 This is what I do! All right? Huh! No, you're right. Hey, hey, hey! 380 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:21,742 Hey, yeah! Yeah, bring the man! 381 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:26,225 Come on, Ralph. I know I smell a little stinky, but come on. Give your man some love. 382 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:30,446 I'm-I'm-I'm cool on the love, thank you. 383 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,361 Can we go?It's this way. 384 00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:39,107 Come on, Ralph. I got something to show you. This is the scenic route. 385 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,717 We're lost, aren't we? 386 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:43,677 Ralph, if you lay it out end to end, 387 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:49,030 the New York City sewer system'll stretch about 6,600 miles-- 388 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:54,557 a city beneath the city-- and I got it all right here. [ Scoffs ] 389 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,124 [ Groans ] 390 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,996 It's just around here, Ralph. 391 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,824 Check this out. It's gonna be worth it. 392 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,569 [ Whirring ] 393 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,619 Whoa! 394 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:15,578 [ Ralph Whistles ] 395 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:20,714 City beneath the city. 396 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:23,020 Whoo, damn! Mahogany paneling, 397 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,196 velvet curtains.[ Bell Clangs ] 398 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,894 This is bad.What'd I tell you? 399 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,418 We find these down here from time to time. 400 00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:33,814 Owned by some rich white dude before flying got popular, Ralph. Solid brass. 401 00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:37,208 Can you imagine that? Rich enough to own your own train. 402 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:41,909 Well, someone's going to. The city's auctioning it off. I don't know what for though. 403 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,694 Who would want to own their own train car? 404 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:54,313 Norton. 405 00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:56,663 What is it, Ralph?This is it. 406 00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,927 What's it?We buy the train. 407 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:03,409 We put an engine on it, slap some wheels on it, maybe a new paint job. 408 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:07,238 I can get Alice to decorate. And we'll give tours of New York City. 409 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,416 "I'm Ralph Kramden, and welcome to New York and all the five boroughs." 410 00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:13,984 You know what, Ralph? Those tours make a lot of money too, man. 411 00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:15,725 This is why you need me to do the thinking. 412 00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:16,900 Yeah.Sometimes you gotta take 413 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:19,425 the long view.Yeah. 414 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:24,299 Okay, so, we won't be able to get the girls some little duplex now. 415 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,693 Right.But soon-- 416 00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:29,522 Yeah?we can buy 'em a palace. 417 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,132 Ahh![ Laughing ] 418 00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:34,091 Pow, pow! Yeah, man, this is it! 419 00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:36,833 [ Man Calling Auction, Indistinct ] 420 00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:45,364 Oh, yeah. This is the place where it's gonna go down. 421 00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:47,975 Hey, I got another riddle for you, Ralph. 422 00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:50,107 Norton, not now, okay? I'm assessing the room. 423 00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:52,980 Look, look, look. 12:00, right there. 424 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:57,506 It's a fellow entrepreneur. I know one when I see him. He's looking at our train. 425 00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:59,856 We don't have the cash to get into a bidding war. 426 00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,771 We really don't.Now, according to my 427 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:03,643 investment guru Bart Roberts, 428 00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:08,387 "If you know you can't compete, you may have to practice deceit." 429 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:26,796 Now, that there is a very fine train. 430 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:30,409 Ralph Kramden.Hitako Kawakami. 431 00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:35,109 Oh. Well, thank you, Mr. "Hikato Kamakwami." 432 00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:40,027 Uh, here we go. This is, uh, me right here. 433 00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:43,204 "Ralph Kramden... International"? 434 00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:47,817 Well, for now. But we are expanding to a more global approach. 435 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:50,994 Ahh. [ Whistles ] 436 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,257 Man, they must have dug in the archives for this old picture. 437 00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:55,390 What do you mean? 438 00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:58,567 This picture here doesn't look anything like the train they're selling. 439 00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:00,351 Uh, no. 440 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,050 You've seen it? Have I seen-- 441 00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,400 Of course I've seen it. It's right out the door. 442 00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:08,447 Come with me and I'll show you the train. 443 00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:12,407 [ Auctioneer Continues, Indistinct ] 444 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:16,150 Sold! 230, lucky lady in the back. 445 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,848 Next up--It's back and to the left. 446 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,241 an off-site item, a Pullman train car. 447 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,025 Train car? 448 00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:24,158 Let's start the bidding at $1,000. 449 00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:27,030 One thousand dollars.[ Kawakami ] I want to bid! 450 00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:29,293 Do I hear two?Two thousand! 451 00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:31,078 Ralph!Two thousand! 452 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:33,384 Two thousand from the guy over by the door. 453 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,517 Norton, stop!Twenty-five hundred. 454 00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:37,737 Twenty-five hundred. It's going in the right direction. 455 00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:38,738 No, no. 456 00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:39,739 [ Kawakami ] Three thousand! 457 00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:41,828 Three thousand!Get him out! 458 00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:43,873 Thirty-five hundred.No, no, I-- 459 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:45,179 Thirty-five hundred going-- going-- 460 00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:47,486 Look! I'm bidding over here! 461 00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:49,836 Once, twice, three times! The train is mine! 462 00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:51,838 Sold![ Whispers ] Thank you. 463 00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:53,492 [ Ed Grunts ] 464 00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:57,104 [ Grunts ] 465 00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:58,932 I wish you would. I'm a purple belt. 466 00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:02,718 Ow. 467 00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:08,245 ♪ America, America 468 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,596 You're so good, Trix. Why didn't you ever become a singer? 469 00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:13,120 I know I should've, but I have acid reflux. You know that. 470 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:15,252 Uh-oh. It's the competition. 471 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:17,167 Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice's friend. 472 00:25:17,298 --> 00:25:19,518 My name is Trixie, and I don't like you. 473 00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:23,565 Oh, stop, please. We got off to a bad start. 474 00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:26,089 I'd like to make amends.It's about time somebody does. 475 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,527 You want to live in the Benvenuti place, and I want to own it. 476 00:25:28,657 --> 00:25:31,094 We can all get what we want.Should I cut him? 477 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:32,531 Let's go.No, listen, listen, listen. 478 00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:35,664 I'm developing 15 affordable units on that property. 479 00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:40,669 I'll save a big, fat sunny corner unit for each of you. I'm a fun landlord. 480 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,106 Fifteen units on that little lot? That... doesn't make a lot of sense. 481 00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:46,109 I'm developing the whole block, 482 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,285 but I need her property to close the deal. 483 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:50,026 I think he's crazy, Alice. Look at him. 484 00:25:50,157 --> 00:25:53,029 Forget it. We don't do crazy. 485 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,466 Mm-hmm! 486 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,295 [ Clanking ] 487 00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:03,083 How's it lookin', Lenny?It's not bad. 488 00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:09,089 I have four or five old engines back at the bus yard, drive shaft, wheels. 489 00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:11,395 I can turn this into a first-rate tour bus! 490 00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:13,572 What'd I tell ya? What'd I tell ya? Ah! 491 00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:15,182 Lenny, the best mechanic in the whole M.T.A.! 492 00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:18,272 He said it. How much, Lenny?For Ralph, 493 00:26:18,402 --> 00:26:21,405 whatever it costs for parts. I get most of them for free, if you know what I mean. 494 00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:23,190 [ All Laughing ] 495 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,018 We're gonna be rich! We're gonna be rich! 496 00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:26,846 Norton, what'd I tell you?You said it. 497 00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:30,153 You're gonna be rich. Lenny, I'm gonna let you in on it too. 498 00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:33,548 Hey, Ralph. I got one question for you. 499 00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:35,637 How you gonna get this thing outta here? 500 00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:39,206 Lenny, it's a train. Okay? We're just gonna roll it out. 501 00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:42,035 Yeah, we're gonna roll it out. 502 00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:47,040 How you gonna do that when all you have is, uh, 20 feet of track? 503 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:55,701 Uh-- You don't need-- 504 00:26:55,831 --> 00:27:00,488 You don't need track to roll a train out, do you? 505 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:05,885 We're 60 feet below street level. It's gonna cost you a fortune to move that train. 506 00:27:06,015 --> 00:27:08,322 Well, Ralph, 507 00:27:08,452 --> 00:27:13,196 it look like you Gladys Knight without the Pips. 508 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:21,248 What are you doin' out so late, Miss Celestine? 509 00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:23,903 I could ask you the same question. 510 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:27,994 Well, it looks like I'm gonna be doin' a lot of double shifts from now on. 511 00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:31,867 Oh, really? And what's your poison? 512 00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:35,262 Gambling? Drink? Ho's? 513 00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:37,743 Oh, no. No, no, none of that. 514 00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:41,964 Just... worked myself into a jam trying to get along a little better. 515 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:44,010 Aren't we all? 516 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:47,404 ♪♪ [ Funk ] 517 00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:52,192 [ Man ] ♪ Some people got to have it Hey, hey ♪ 518 00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:57,153 ♪ Some people really need it Huh, listen to me, y'all♪ 519 00:27:57,284 --> 00:28:01,767 ♪ Do things, do things do things Bad things with it ♪♪ 520 00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:04,160 Man, I worked four double shifts this week. 521 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:07,076 Damn, Ralph. We need to pimp some midgets. You know what I mean? 522 00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:09,122 Yeah, tell me about it.[ Clattering ] 523 00:28:09,252 --> 00:28:10,819 What was that?I don't know, man. 524 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:14,257 Sound like a big rat or somethin'. Come on. Let's go. 525 00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:16,259 Norton, what are you doin', man? 526 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:18,392 Get away from the dump.[ Whimpering ] 527 00:28:18,522 --> 00:28:21,047 That's a dog. Oh, man, why would somebody do this to a dog? 528 00:28:21,177 --> 00:28:22,265 Ralph, gimme some help. 529 00:28:22,396 --> 00:28:24,093 What? No, I'm not comin' in no Dumpster. 530 00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:25,486 Ralph, gimme some help. 531 00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:27,270 [ Rumbling ] 532 00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:29,838 Oh, come out! Pull him out! 533 00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:33,799 [ Grunts ] 534 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:38,107 [ Whimpering ] 535 00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:42,155 Oh, wow.Look at him, Ralph. 536 00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:45,375 I'm gonna clean him up, put him a nice little collar on him, 537 00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:48,335 some rhinestones, call him-- 538 00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:50,467 [ Gravelly Voice ] Iggy!Iggy? 539 00:28:50,598 --> 00:28:53,166 Iggy's a perfect name for a dog in the hood. 540 00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:56,125 Come on. Don't get so excited. All right? We're not keepin' the dog. 541 00:28:56,256 --> 00:28:58,345 Besides, the super'll never let us have him in the building. 542 00:28:58,475 --> 00:29:00,521 I ain't got time for a dog anyway, Ralph. 543 00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:03,524 The dog is not coming with us. Let's go. 544 00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:05,831 [ Whining ] 545 00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:09,225 Don't worry about it, Iggy. You comin' home with us, baby. 546 00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:16,667 [ Iggy Barking ] 547 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:19,366 Oh, boy.Mmm. 548 00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:21,585 There's some leftovers in the kitchen. 549 00:29:21,716 --> 00:29:23,370 Oh, it's okay, baby. 550 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,242 I ate already with Norton. Sorry to wake you. 551 00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:28,331 Oh, you didn't wake me. I couldn't sleep. 552 00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:30,029 I keep hearing barking. 553 00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:33,249 I think somebody snuck a dog in the building or something. 554 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:36,078 Oh, I'm sure you're just imagining things. 555 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:38,167 [ Barking Continues ] 556 00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:41,127 Ooh! These double shifts are killin' me. 557 00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:45,784 Baby?Yeah? 558 00:29:45,914 --> 00:29:49,831 That house means the world to me, and I'm not gonna lose it without a fight. 559 00:29:49,962 --> 00:29:51,790 I mean, if we can't get the money by next Monday, 560 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,968 Mrs. B's gonna be forced to sell it to that idiot developer William Davis. 561 00:29:56,098 --> 00:29:59,188 And, well, uh-- 562 00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:00,799 I'm gonna ask my mama for the money. 563 00:30:00,929 --> 00:30:03,410 What? Your mama don't have that kind of money. 564 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:04,628 It's $10,000. 565 00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:07,240 That's all we need, right?Well, sure. 566 00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:09,677 [ Muttering ] That's if I hadn't spent the rest of it on the train. 567 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,896 Huh? 568 00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:13,420 Just kind of addin' it up in my brain. 569 00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:16,640 Um-- Mmm-- 570 00:30:16,771 --> 00:30:21,254 Baby, you really should go by and see the house. I mean, Norton's already seen it. 571 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:23,996 Well, yeah. Yeah. I'll get by there. 572 00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:26,128 Yeah? Yeah. 573 00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:29,958 Thank you. 574 00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:37,052 [ Iggy Barking ] 575 00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:40,229 I talked to some guys about getting the train out of the sewer. 576 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,405 How much?You don't wanna know. 577 00:30:42,536 --> 00:30:45,452 We gotta get ahold of some cash-- today. 578 00:30:45,582 --> 00:30:48,629 [ Chattering ][ Man ] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 579 00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:51,850 Look at that, man.Rent money. Rent money. 580 00:30:57,507 --> 00:31:00,206 ♪♪ [ Dance Beat ] 581 00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:07,866 ♪ Universal b-boy, lookin' for the perfect beat ♪ 582 00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:10,259 ♪ Beat, beat, beat, beat 583 00:31:18,789 --> 00:31:21,444 ♪ Lookin' for the perfect beat, searchin' for the perfect beat ♪ 584 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,577 ♪ Lookin' for the perfect beat, seekin' for the perfect beat ♪ 585 00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:25,492 ♪ I must get mine ♪ About to get it 586 00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:28,103 Sorry to disturb you at this time, ma'am. 587 00:31:28,234 --> 00:31:29,322 My name is Ed.And I'm Ralph. 588 00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:31,280 What a lovely home you have. 589 00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:35,284 Help us. We can't see a thing. 590 00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,765 Billy. What's up? It's Ralph Kramden. 591 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:41,377 How you doin'? Vacation-- Okay. It's "William" now. 592 00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:45,120 Remember when I loaned you six dollars? You got that? 593 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:46,992 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 594 00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:52,823 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 595 00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:56,566 The Brooklyn Youth Program is a program to keep young little brothers like ourselves... 596 00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:58,438 off the street for stealin' hubcaps... 597 00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,353 and breakin' in your house while you're not at home. 598 00:32:00,483 --> 00:32:01,745 Yes. 599 00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:05,314 ♪♪ [ Continues ] [ Beeping ] 600 00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,360 ♪ Lookin' for the perfect beat ♪ 601 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:08,927 ♪ Lookin' for the perfect beat ♪ 602 00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:12,017 Jenny Lincoln, you remember we went on a date, 603 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:14,367 and it was supposed to be Dutch, but I paid? 604 00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:15,542 [ Ralph ] Two blind men and a dog. 605 00:32:15,672 --> 00:32:17,283 That's a nice little sweater there. 606 00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:19,676 Yeah. Hey. Mmm. 607 00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:21,461 ♪ This is what you gotta do ♪ This is what you gotta do ♪ 608 00:32:21,591 --> 00:32:24,290 ♪ This is one thing you must do ♪ ♪ Beat this 609 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:29,077 ♪ Beat this 610 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,124 ♪ Beat this 611 00:32:32,254 --> 00:32:34,561 [ Chattering ] 612 00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:37,477 Throw a dog a bone! Throw a dog-- 613 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:41,437 Wait a minute. I want some money. Now, wait a minute. Gimme five dollars, man. 614 00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:44,484 ♪ Lookin' for the perfect beat And it will help you beat your feet ♪ 615 00:32:44,614 --> 00:32:46,965 ♪ Keep dancin' to our perfect beat ♪ 616 00:32:47,095 --> 00:32:50,751 ♪ And it will help you-- ♪[ Clamoring ] 617 00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:55,321 [ Iggy Barking ] 618 00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:58,585 Aaah! Oh! 619 00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:00,630 Get off of-- 620 00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:03,024 Ed, you've gotta do something about this dog. 621 00:33:03,155 --> 00:33:05,331 I told you, I'm watchin' him for a friend. 622 00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:07,463 Here, boy. Go get it! 623 00:33:07,594 --> 00:33:10,379 [ Barking ]Things go right with this house, 624 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:12,425 we can get a dog for the yard. 625 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:15,776 And name him Patches?Or Iggy! 626 00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:17,299 Iggy? 627 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:19,954 [ Woman ] ♪ Baby, if you only knew 628 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:21,738 I mean, man, have you seen the house? 629 00:33:21,869 --> 00:33:25,177 Wow! It's got a backyard for Iggy and everything. 630 00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:29,659 Yeah, man, so, uh, Alice invited her mother over for dinner. 631 00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:33,359 Her mama's comin' o-- I better come over there with my referee T-shirt on then. 632 00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:36,188 She plans on askin' her for the money for the house. 633 00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,755 Wait a minute. You didn't told Alice about the train money? 634 00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:43,412 Oh, no. Ooh. It's been my experience that too much honesty... 635 00:33:43,543 --> 00:33:45,284 can ruin a good relationship.Yeah. 636 00:33:45,414 --> 00:33:49,810 Look at 'em over there. What do you think they're talkin' about? 637 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:55,903 Us. Bad weaves. Fake Louis Vuitton purses. I mean, what do they always talk about? 638 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:59,689 Let's say the conforming interest rate is 6.5 percent at one and a half points. 639 00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:01,952 Does that leave us room for a two-one buy-down? 640 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:05,782 I don't think you'd wanna do that in the first three years, but we could run the numbers. 641 00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:09,003 Hmm. Look at 'em over there.No, dog, no. 642 00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:11,049 What do you think they're talking about? 643 00:34:11,179 --> 00:34:13,051 You know how men are-- They'd like us to believe 644 00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:14,835 they're over there talking about religion... 645 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:17,533 or politics or economic injustice. 646 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:19,492 You know all they really care about is-- 647 00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:21,581 Beyoncé is more peach-shaped. 648 00:34:21,711 --> 00:34:24,192 Like the way Chaka Khan used to be back in the day. 649 00:34:24,323 --> 00:34:27,978 Oh, Chaka Khan used to be built like a bleach bottle back in the day. 650 00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:31,286 [ Laughs ] 651 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:34,376 Yeah.Hey, Iggy. 652 00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:36,030 Uh, uh, uh. 653 00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:39,468 Go![ Barking ] 654 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:42,558 Damn, that dog can run.Oh, yeah. You better believe it. 655 00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:47,998 Norton, that's it. We race Iggy. 656 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:51,089 [ Bell Ringing ] 657 00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:56,311 How many years did you guys say you've been racing greyhounds? 658 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,052 Six. Oh, eleven. Uh-- 659 00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:00,707 Eleven years, but six times-- 660 00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:03,536 Those are dog years.[ Ed ] Right. right. 661 00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:06,626 Five or 10 years. He got into it first. 662 00:35:06,756 --> 00:35:08,541 Yeah, actually, I brought him into the business. 663 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:09,803 Right.Actually, we are brothers. 664 00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:12,501 Cousins.Different moms. 665 00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:14,677 Well, my father used to train neglected Chihuahuas. 666 00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:17,637 Gentlemen, it really doesn't matter. 667 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:20,770 What I do wanna know is, how it is you've been racing greyhound champions... 668 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:24,687 for six to 11 years, and I never heard of you. 669 00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:28,952 Well, actually, I can explain that. You know, actually, we've-- 670 00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:32,434 The past few years we've been racing exclusively in Argentina. 671 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,958 Yeah, you might have seen us on Telemundo. 672 00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:37,961 No, I didn't. I didn't know they raced dogs in Argentina. 673 00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:40,442 Yeah, ever since the shah took over, you know-- 674 00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:42,488 The shah of Argentina? 675 00:35:42,618 --> 00:35:48,668 Look, Mr. Kirby, we got a dog here who's itchin' to run. How about this weekend? 676 00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:51,105 This weekend is the track's anniversary derby. 677 00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:52,672 Oh, good. Sign us up. 678 00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:57,503 Gentlemen, gentlemen. That's a $20,000 stakes race. 679 00:35:57,633 --> 00:35:59,548 $20,000-- American dollars? 680 00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:02,986 What he is saying is that we don't normally race for such low stakes. 681 00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:05,815 No, we don't.But we'll make an exception. 682 00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:09,384 Oh, hell, yeah. We will make an exception. 683 00:36:09,515 --> 00:36:11,081 Stop! 684 00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:13,867 Well, kennel sickness has hit us pretty hard this week. 685 00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:16,609 Uh, it's a very extensive screening process. 686 00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:18,698 Who's his sire?What's a sire? 687 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:21,091 His dam?His damn what? 688 00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:22,658 His lineage? 689 00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:24,573 Are you talking about his tailor? 690 00:36:24,704 --> 00:36:27,272 No, he don't wear clothes.He's got a 10-inch inseam. 691 00:36:27,402 --> 00:36:29,883 [ Laughs ]Mr. Kirby, look. We got a dog. 692 00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:32,886 He's ready to run. You've had some scratches. 693 00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:35,541 All we want is a chance.That's it. 694 00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:38,457 [ Bell Ringing ]All right. 695 00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:43,201 All right, I'm gonna give him a time trial tomorrow. If he qualifies, he runs. 696 00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:45,725 Oh! That's what I'm sayin'.Who's his trainer? 697 00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:47,292 Oh, he don't need no trainer. 698 00:36:47,422 --> 00:36:50,686 He don't need no trainer. He's housebroken. 699 00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:53,341 He needs a trainer. 700 00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:58,346 Get Dodge. He's the guy for you. 701 00:36:58,477 --> 00:37:00,783 [ Sucking ] 702 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:08,226 [ Gagging, Coughing ] 703 00:37:10,663 --> 00:37:12,621 You Dodge? 704 00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:14,928 Hell, no. You got the wrong sucker. 705 00:37:15,058 --> 00:37:19,889 Why? Why? Who's askin'?We're lookin' for a trainer. 706 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:23,371 Well, why didn't you say so, man? What, are you socially retarded? 707 00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:27,680 What's up? My name is Dodge. Hey, what's up? 708 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:30,073 Okay. Who? Mr. Kirby sent you?Yeah. 709 00:37:30,204 --> 00:37:31,988 Oh, that's cool, 'cause I'm a canine behaviorist. 710 00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:34,339 I train, board and breed greyhounds. 711 00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:38,778 I specialize in temperamentally unsound, psychologically unstable, genetical throwbacks. 712 00:37:38,908 --> 00:37:44,000 I do not pick up excreta. And I run my facilities right out of this place. 713 00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:47,003 Says here you sell time-shares in the Poconos. 714 00:37:47,134 --> 00:37:50,268 What? Let me see that. Oh, yeah. 715 00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:51,704 My bad, man. Wrong card, man. 716 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,663 "Importifications," underage mail-order brides, 717 00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:56,448 S and M fashion consultant-- 718 00:37:56,578 --> 00:37:58,928 You know what? We don't need cards. We don't need cards. 719 00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:02,236 We're dog people. We got a-- a bond, a fellowship. 720 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:03,977 Hey, look at the dog. Look at him. 721 00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:06,893 He seems really bright, alert. What's his name? 722 00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:09,765 That's Iggy.I'm Ralph, and this is Ed. 723 00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:13,421 Hey, Ralph, Ed-- You carry your dog around on a rope? 724 00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:16,032 You siphon gas out of a car. What's your point, man? 725 00:38:16,163 --> 00:38:19,340 What? What you think-- That?Yeah. 726 00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:22,735 You think I'm stealing? Man, that's my friend's car. 727 00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:25,912 Come on. We prank each other all the time, you know? 728 00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:30,873 I siphon gas out of his car, he siphons out of my car. Yada yada, blasie, blasie. 729 00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:35,313 Hey, tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna train your dog for $500-- cash. 730 00:38:35,443 --> 00:38:38,228 [ Exhales ] I don't know.Hey, you know what? 731 00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:41,754 I'll let you think about it. All right? Give you a moment. Don't worry. No pressure. 732 00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:44,452 I don't know, Ed. Does this guy look like a dog trainer to you? 733 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:46,802 What does a dog trainer look like? I don't know. 734 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,848 But Kirby said--Yeah-- Yeah, Kirby-- 735 00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:50,632 He said Dodge, right?That's what Kirby said. 736 00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:53,331 Okay. All right. We'll do it. We'll do it. 737 00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:55,942 All right. Good decision, man.Five hundred, cash. 738 00:38:56,072 --> 00:38:58,858 Let's see, baby. Let me check. 739 00:38:58,988 --> 00:39:02,078 Hey! Hey, nice man-purse. 740 00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:05,952 You mean this fanny pack thing? I got this off a homeless guy in the park for a quarter. 741 00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:08,346 See, some sucker made, like, a thousand of these. 742 00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:10,391 Yeah, what are we gonna do about the trainin'? 743 00:39:10,522 --> 00:39:12,132 It's like this. Let me break it down for you, okay? 744 00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:13,960 We're a partnership now. A ménage a trois. 745 00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:15,831 You put in the capital, I put in the experience. 746 00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:19,182 At the end, you get the experience, I keep the capital. Is that cool? 747 00:39:19,313 --> 00:39:20,923 Great. Great. 748 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:23,143 The thing is, I like to work at night, if you don't mind. 749 00:39:23,273 --> 00:39:25,754 During the day it's just too crowded. 750 00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,452 You know, too many people. Too many dogs. 751 00:39:27,582 --> 00:39:29,845 So let's say we meet out back over there about 9:00 sharp. 752 00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:32,065 Okay. 9:00? 9:00. 753 00:39:32,195 --> 00:39:34,981 Remember, there are no bad dogs. Only bad owners. 754 00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:37,897 All right? Remember that. I gotta bounce. 755 00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:43,511 [ Knocking ] 756 00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:47,385 Hi, Mom. 757 00:39:47,515 --> 00:39:49,256 Somewhere around the third flight of stairs, 758 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,736 I think I caught T.B. 759 00:39:50,866 --> 00:39:53,347 [ Sighs ] Here.Oh, a pie. 760 00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:56,785 Oh, and box of wine. That is so nice. 761 00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,961 Don't get too excited. I'm taking back what we don't drink. 762 00:39:59,092 --> 00:40:00,398 [ Laughs ] 763 00:40:00,528 --> 00:40:02,095 Just have a seat on the couch and relax, 764 00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:05,098 and I'll just pop a hole in the top and bring you a glass. 765 00:40:05,228 --> 00:40:08,144 Table setting for three-- Does that mean he's gonna be here? 766 00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:10,669 He lives here.[ Scoffs ] Not for long-- 767 00:40:10,799 --> 00:40:14,412 If Jesus would quit making movies and answer the prayers of a righteous woman. 768 00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:27,163 [ Man ] ♪ Seconds of pleasure 769 00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:33,169 ♪ Life's little treasures 770 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,041 ♪ Baby Seconds of pleasure ♪♪ 771 00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:37,347 Hey, sweet pea.[ Screams ] 772 00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:39,611 [ Both Screaming ] 773 00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:43,266 Hell, no! No, no! 774 00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:44,790 What happened? 775 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,227 You married a damn pervert, that's what happened. 776 00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:49,447 Look, it was just a big misunderstanding. 777 00:40:49,577 --> 00:40:51,797 Next you'll probably say you thought I was Alice. 778 00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:53,581 Of course I thought you were Alice. 779 00:40:53,712 --> 00:40:58,064 Aha! That's exactly what a pervert would say. 780 00:40:58,194 --> 00:41:00,545 Woman, one day you are gonna push me too far. 781 00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:03,461 [ Laughs ] The only thing that could push you is a bulldozer. 782 00:41:03,591 --> 00:41:06,464 M-Mom? Mom? How about you go wash up for dinner? 783 00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:08,509 'Cause everything is under control here. 784 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,860 And, um, I'll just deal with my little pervert here. 785 00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:15,734 [ Scoffs ][ Growls ] 786 00:41:15,864 --> 00:41:17,997 [ Growls ] 787 00:41:18,127 --> 00:41:20,216 What is she doin' here? 788 00:41:20,347 --> 00:41:22,654 I'm asking my mother for the money for the house tonight. 789 00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:23,916 Tonight? Yes. 790 00:41:24,046 --> 00:41:25,874 No, no, no, no. Not tonight. Tonight-- 791 00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:28,877 You can't because, uh, 792 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:30,749 Norton and I have to go to the lodge. 793 00:41:30,879 --> 00:41:32,402 The lodge? 794 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,970 What are you, Fred Flintstone all of a sudden? The lodge? 795 00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:38,104 Look, I-- Woman, I got somewhere to be. 796 00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:42,500 That's all you need to know, and that's it. 797 00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:46,025 I refuse to lose this house over another one of your half-assed schemes, Ralph Kramden. 798 00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:48,070 Half-assed scheme?Mm-hmm. 799 00:41:48,201 --> 00:41:50,029 Let me tell you something. 800 00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:52,814 This country was built on half-assed schemes. 801 00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:55,338 I'm talkin' about real inventive stuff here. 802 00:41:55,469 --> 00:41:57,166 Like the guy who came up with the thong, okay? 803 00:41:57,297 --> 00:42:00,909 He was short on material, and he used what he had. 804 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,781 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 805 00:42:02,911 --> 00:42:05,218 I'm asking my mother for the money for the house tonight, 806 00:42:05,348 --> 00:42:07,220 and I expect you to be on your very best behavior. 807 00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:10,092 Look--Ralph... Kramden. 808 00:42:10,223 --> 00:42:13,443 Your very best behavior. 809 00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:15,010 [ Door Opens ] 810 00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:28,894 Well. So far everything's edible. 811 00:42:29,024 --> 00:42:31,549 [ Laughs ][ Chuckling ] 812 00:42:36,031 --> 00:42:38,556 Uh, how about I get the entrées? 813 00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:42,690 Oh-- "Entrées." You going to France for those? 814 00:42:47,173 --> 00:42:49,784 Just one good swing. 815 00:42:49,915 --> 00:42:52,178 What are you doin'? 816 00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:54,223 Trixie's coming home. I couldn't let her see Iggy. 817 00:42:54,354 --> 00:42:56,574 You can't leave him here. Alice's mama is over for dinner. 818 00:42:56,704 --> 00:42:58,619 She's in there right now, asking for house money. 819 00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:00,665 So if Alice get the checks and she tries to deposit-- 820 00:43:00,795 --> 00:43:02,144 Yes. 821 00:43:02,275 --> 00:43:04,016 I know. She's gonna know the account is empty. 822 00:43:04,146 --> 00:43:05,408 That's why this meal can't go well. 823 00:43:05,539 --> 00:43:07,106 How you gonna do that? 824 00:43:07,236 --> 00:43:09,238 I know you're probably in there eatin' all our dinners. 825 00:43:09,369 --> 00:43:12,111 Just don't make the same mistake you made last time. 826 00:43:12,241 --> 00:43:14,766 When you hit plate, stop. 827 00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:17,943 [ Laughing ] 828 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:31,913 Oh-- Oh, you goin' straight to hell for this one. 829 00:43:33,175 --> 00:43:36,744 Mother Gibson, that's free-range chicken. 830 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:40,052 What a chicken does on his free time is no nevermind to me. 831 00:43:40,182 --> 00:43:42,141 Oh, this is way too much food for me. I'm on a diet. 832 00:43:42,271 --> 00:43:43,446 Oh, here. Take my plate. 833 00:43:43,577 --> 00:43:45,057 I don't have that much.Oh, thank you, baby. 834 00:43:45,187 --> 00:43:47,625 You know, I wanted your mother to have the white meat. 835 00:43:47,755 --> 00:43:50,062 Oh, no. I'm perfectly happy with the dark. 836 00:43:50,192 --> 00:43:51,237 Well, give me the white meat then. 837 00:43:51,367 --> 00:43:52,455 No, it's fine. 838 00:43:52,586 --> 00:43:55,154 Ralph.No. Give me the white meat. 839 00:43:55,284 --> 00:43:57,112 Give me the plate, woman! 840 00:43:57,243 --> 00:43:59,462 Mama? 841 00:43:59,593 --> 00:44:02,030 Mmm. Mm, mm, mm. 842 00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:05,251 The chicken is delicious. 843 00:44:05,381 --> 00:44:07,645 Ralph, eat. 844 00:44:07,775 --> 00:44:10,169 Yeah. I've never seen you turn down food before. 845 00:44:16,610 --> 00:44:18,743 So, what do you want, Alice?You know what? 846 00:44:18,873 --> 00:44:20,919 I thought we'd wait till after dinner to talk about that. 847 00:44:21,049 --> 00:44:21,920 [ Coughs ] 848 00:44:22,050 --> 00:44:22,921 I thought you'd marry a lawyer. 849 00:44:23,051 --> 00:44:25,358 Apparently we both thought wrong. 850 00:44:25,488 --> 00:44:28,709 [ Coughing ]Oh, let me guess. 851 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,320 You need money?We wanna buy a house. 852 00:44:31,451 --> 00:44:33,279 It's a duplex, actually-- With Ed and Trixie. 853 00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:35,194 Well, you know, truth be told, 854 00:44:35,324 --> 00:44:38,110 buyin' a house is a big investment. 855 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,939 Yeah, that is the truth. That is the truth, and it hurts. 856 00:44:41,069 --> 00:44:42,288 You know? I can see that. 857 00:44:42,418 --> 00:44:45,465 I've never seen you so torn up about money before. 858 00:44:45,595 --> 00:44:49,034 We are putting in all of our savings, but we're still a little short-- 859 00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:52,124 About $10,000.[ Gulps ] $10,000? 860 00:44:52,254 --> 00:44:55,040 Who do you think I am, Weezy Jefferson? God rest her soul. 861 00:44:55,170 --> 00:44:56,868 Uh-- But it-- 862 00:44:56,998 --> 00:44:59,305 It's a beautiful duplex, Mama, with a backyard and everything. 863 00:44:59,435 --> 00:45:01,655 Right near the diner, even.[ Gasping ] 864 00:45:01,786 --> 00:45:03,222 So what do you think? 865 00:45:03,352 --> 00:45:05,311 I think you should have married little Larry Fillmore. 866 00:45:05,441 --> 00:45:07,052 I heard he's taking over the funeral home. 867 00:45:07,182 --> 00:45:08,706 [ Ralph Moans ] 868 00:45:08,836 --> 00:45:12,100 Just... give me some time to marinate on it. 869 00:45:12,231 --> 00:45:13,972 That's fair enough.[ Coughing ] 870 00:45:14,102 --> 00:45:16,452 Is something wrong with you? 871 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:21,631 You know, it's just that we've been so worried about asking you for the money for the house, 872 00:45:21,762 --> 00:45:24,809 and, you know, sharing a meal over it is just a beautiful thing. 873 00:45:24,939 --> 00:45:27,289 I'm ready for dessert. Anybody?Yeah. Mama brought a pie. 874 00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:29,204 And Mama's goin' go get it. 875 00:45:29,335 --> 00:45:31,163 Your mama's coming to the kitchen? 876 00:45:31,293 --> 00:45:33,078 Your mama's going to the kitchen! 877 00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:35,167 Tell the truth. 878 00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:36,995 You're on the pipe, aren't you, boy? 879 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:38,779 [ Sighs ] 880 00:45:38,910 --> 00:45:43,044 Oh, there it is-- My famous apple, crumble, crisp pie. 881 00:45:43,175 --> 00:45:45,090 [ Laughs ] 882 00:45:47,353 --> 00:45:49,529 Oh! [ Stammering ] 883 00:45:49,659 --> 00:45:53,141 I don't even want to know. Where do you keep the paper towels? 884 00:45:53,272 --> 00:45:55,753 Oh, right up under the, uh-- 885 00:45:55,883 --> 00:45:58,146 [ Clears Throat ] We don't, uh, have any. 886 00:45:58,277 --> 00:45:59,713 We-- You know, I don't believe in that, 887 00:45:59,844 --> 00:46:01,280 with the rain forest, and everything. 888 00:46:01,410 --> 00:46:04,849 You know, there's something really, really wrong with you. 889 00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:13,118 Where's the dog?He's right there. 890 00:46:13,248 --> 00:46:15,729 [ Growling ][ Sputtering ] 891 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:18,558 [ Whines ]Look, we gotta go right now. 892 00:46:18,688 --> 00:46:21,300 They said if we don't get there by 9:00 we can't even race. 893 00:46:21,430 --> 00:46:23,302 Well, they're not gonna let me leave right now. 894 00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:25,913 Ralph, what are you doing? Come join us for dessert. 895 00:46:26,044 --> 00:46:30,222 Okay, babe. I'll be in in just a second. The pilot light went out. 896 00:46:30,352 --> 00:46:33,442 He's fixing the pilot. He's handy. 897 00:46:33,573 --> 00:46:35,096 How do we get out of here? 898 00:46:35,227 --> 00:46:39,492 Fire escape. Oh, hell, no. 899 00:46:39,622 --> 00:46:42,277 Boy, you comin' in here or not? My pie is gettin' stale. 900 00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:46,716 I got another riddle for you. 901 00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:50,982 What's lighter than a feather, but yet the strongest man can't hold it very long? Huh? 902 00:46:51,112 --> 00:46:53,593 Not now, Norton, okay? I'm trying not to break my neck up here. 903 00:46:53,723 --> 00:46:56,161 Come on, Ralph. What's lighter than a feather-- 904 00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:59,251 Your breath.Wow. You're a genius. 905 00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:01,296 [ Alice ] Ralph?Almost got it, babe. 906 00:47:01,427 --> 00:47:03,298 I'll be right there. 907 00:47:03,429 --> 00:47:05,779 Now, you sure this thing can hold us? 908 00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:08,173 We come down this all the time, Ralph. 909 00:47:09,914 --> 00:47:12,438 [ Creaking ] Oh, man. 910 00:47:12,568 --> 00:47:15,093 Norton, you know I hate heights. 911 00:47:15,223 --> 00:47:17,182 Come on, Ralph. You could do it. 912 00:47:17,312 --> 00:47:19,184 Just chill, man. I'll help you. 913 00:47:19,314 --> 00:47:21,229 [ Stairs Creaking ]I can't, man. 914 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,230 I ain't gonna be able to do this, man. 915 00:47:22,361 --> 00:47:25,233 Ralph, you're gonna get us busted. 916 00:47:25,364 --> 00:47:28,193 Go slow.[ Groans ] 917 00:47:28,323 --> 00:47:30,282 Hold on, Ralph. Come on, Ralph. 918 00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:33,459 What's the noise, man?Come on. Come on. 919 00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:35,853 I think I'm-- I'm cool, right? I'm good. 920 00:47:35,983 --> 00:47:40,161 See, Ralph? It ain't that bad.[ Clattering ] 921 00:47:40,292 --> 00:47:43,469 Oh, geez. 922 00:47:43,599 --> 00:47:46,341 [ Whimpering ] 923 00:47:48,561 --> 00:47:49,997 You see anything?[ Alice ] No. 924 00:47:50,128 --> 00:47:52,173 Now, where'd that crazy husband of yours run off to? 925 00:47:52,304 --> 00:47:56,264 Uh, you know, Mom, I think he said something about a meeting at the lodge tonight. 926 00:47:56,395 --> 00:47:58,571 [ Groans ] Shh. Shh. 927 00:47:58,701 --> 00:48:00,790 Oh, well. That's more dessert for us. 928 00:48:00,921 --> 00:48:03,445 [ Ed Whimpering ] 929 00:48:03,576 --> 00:48:06,448 Ralph, I gotta confess something to you. 930 00:48:06,579 --> 00:48:07,667 [ Groans ] 931 00:48:07,797 --> 00:48:09,495 Just-- Man, just hold on.We're gonna die. 932 00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:12,672 I gotta get my life right with the Lord. 933 00:48:12,802 --> 00:48:16,763 One day I was comin' down there to get some milk from y'all on the fire escape, 934 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,330 and I seen Alice naked. 935 00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:21,159 I ain't lyin'. 936 00:48:21,289 --> 00:48:24,292 And sometimes I think about it. 937 00:48:24,423 --> 00:48:27,948 You--[ Both Yelling ] 938 00:48:29,471 --> 00:48:31,386 Huh? 939 00:48:31,517 --> 00:48:33,475 [ Both Whimpering ] 940 00:48:37,566 --> 00:48:40,482 Ah![ Chain Clanks ] 941 00:48:40,613 --> 00:48:42,310 [ Dodge ] I forgot my keys. 942 00:48:42,441 --> 00:48:43,529 [ Ralph ] Yeah, right. 943 00:48:43,659 --> 00:48:45,531 Hey, I'm not gonna lie to you, man. 944 00:48:45,661 --> 00:48:48,012 I'm having problems, okay? My wife left me. 945 00:48:48,142 --> 00:48:50,840 All right, technically she's not my wife, she's somebody else's. 946 00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:52,886 But the pain lingers all the same, you know what I mean? 947 00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:54,888 [ Police Chatter On Radio ]Duck! Duck! 948 00:48:55,019 --> 00:48:58,457 What you mean, "duck"? What's goin' on? 949 00:48:58,587 --> 00:49:00,502 It's okay. It's okay. No problem. He didn't see us. 950 00:49:00,633 --> 00:49:03,070 Are we breakin' in here? 951 00:49:03,201 --> 00:49:06,465 We're not breakin' in. Why you profilin'? Why you profilin' me? 952 00:49:06,595 --> 00:49:09,424 It's a competitive business. I don't want other trainers to steal my secrets. 953 00:49:12,297 --> 00:49:17,128 Okay, fellas, dog racing is about show business, and the show counts. 954 00:49:17,258 --> 00:49:19,913 And it starts the minute you walk your dog onto the battlefield. 955 00:49:20,044 --> 00:49:22,263 And this is the walk. 956 00:49:24,831 --> 00:49:26,702 Brisk, brisk, brisk, brisk, brisk, brisk. 957 00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:28,704 Arms down. Arms down. Arms down. 958 00:49:28,835 --> 00:49:30,706 Confidence. Don't be arrogant. Don't be arrogant. 959 00:49:30,837 --> 00:49:32,578 It's not a tug-of-war. It's not a tug-of-war. 960 00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:34,406 [ Groans ]Watch out. Watch out. 961 00:49:34,536 --> 00:49:37,017 Get the dog. Get the dog. Get the dog. 962 00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:40,194 There you go. Good boy. 963 00:49:40,325 --> 00:49:44,851 He's great, man. Sixty-five pounds, less than four percent body fat. 964 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,984 All muscles. Yeah. 965 00:49:47,114 --> 00:49:48,463 You know, I had a French aerobics teacher. 966 00:49:48,594 --> 00:49:51,118 Leslie was her name. Just like that. Really flexible. 967 00:49:51,249 --> 00:49:53,381 Except not enough soft places. You know what I'm sayin'? 968 00:49:53,512 --> 00:49:56,297 Right? [ Snickering ] 969 00:49:56,428 --> 00:49:57,559 [ Whines ] 970 00:49:57,690 --> 00:49:59,300 Okay, for Iggy to be competitive, 971 00:49:59,431 --> 00:50:01,128 he's gotta run at least a 32.30. 972 00:50:01,259 --> 00:50:05,263 This is the moment of truth, fellas. Ralph, Eddie, you ready? 973 00:50:05,393 --> 00:50:07,091 Three, two, one. 974 00:50:09,658 --> 00:50:11,704 [ Groans ]All right, fellas. 975 00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:14,533 We run into a couple problems. Nothing minor. 976 00:50:14,663 --> 00:50:16,578 I gotta train his mind. 977 00:50:16,709 --> 00:50:19,494 That's it, Iggy. Relax. Relax. That's it. 978 00:50:19,625 --> 00:50:20,974 Good boy. Breathe. 979 00:50:21,105 --> 00:50:23,020 [ Inhales, Exhales ] 980 00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:25,935 Breathe. That's it. Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff. 981 00:50:26,066 --> 00:50:28,808 [ Imitating Iggy ] 982 00:50:32,638 --> 00:50:35,032 [ Howls ] 983 00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:39,036 You know, my parents find it really difficult... 984 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:40,820 to explain to people what I do for a living. 985 00:50:40,950 --> 00:50:42,561 Hmm. 986 00:50:42,691 --> 00:50:45,825 Iggy, you are one of the most ancient canine breeds. 987 00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:49,220 The pharaoh's favorite. The Greek king's son. 988 00:50:49,350 --> 00:50:52,832 You're a born winner. A born winner, boy. Live up to it. 989 00:50:58,664 --> 00:51:01,406 [ Grunts ]Uh, I don't know. I don't know. 990 00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:06,541 [ With Thick Accent ] Listen to me, pooch. Okay? I'm talking to you. 991 00:51:06,672 --> 00:51:08,369 Nobody quits on Tony Montana, you hear me? 992 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,938 [ Whines ]You're a dog. It's a racetrack. 993 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:14,288 You can win this thing. 994 00:51:14,419 --> 00:51:16,290 Hey, baby, listen to me. 995 00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:17,987 I'm not who you think I am. I'm not the best trainer in the world. 996 00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:21,208 I started out with nothing, and I've still got most of it left. 997 00:51:21,339 --> 00:51:23,732 They wanted me to get you pregnant by a pit bull. 998 00:51:23,863 --> 00:51:26,779 Iggy, Iggy-- Look at me when I'm talkin' to you! 999 00:51:26,909 --> 00:51:29,086 Your dogs would have had little bodies with big heads, 1000 00:51:29,216 --> 00:51:31,436 and just walkin' down the street like this. 1001 00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:35,309 You coulda been a contender, but instead, you're a bum! 1002 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,574 You win that race, you get the power, and then you get the bitches. 1003 00:51:39,705 --> 00:51:41,881 [ Growls ]Oh, yes. So many bitches. 1004 00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:51,020 All right, fellas. The dog's a straight-up dud. 1005 00:51:51,151 --> 00:51:52,196 [ Stammering ] 1006 00:51:52,326 --> 00:51:53,849 What do you mean, the dog's a dud? 1007 00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:56,722 You're a trainer. Train the dog. I've seen this dog move. 1008 00:51:56,852 --> 00:51:59,638 I've seen him move too. You're a dud. Iggy? 1009 00:51:59,768 --> 00:52:02,075 Were you-- Were you drinkin' at the time? When you saw him move? 1010 00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,904 [ Whining ]Iggy, it's not that hard. 1011 00:52:05,034 --> 00:52:06,558 Watch this. 1012 00:52:08,212 --> 00:52:11,389 Let me think about it. Let me just think. 1013 00:52:11,519 --> 00:52:13,739 [ Beeps ]I got it. I got it. 1014 00:52:13,869 --> 00:52:16,089 Why don't we Nancy Kerrigan the other dogs? 1015 00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:17,743 You mean hit the dogs in the knee? 1016 00:52:17,873 --> 00:52:19,571 Just the back. The hind legs.No. 1017 00:52:19,701 --> 00:52:21,573 All right. That's a little too aggressive for you? 1018 00:52:21,703 --> 00:52:23,096 Don't worry about it.Vitamins? 1019 00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:25,751 Little stronger than that. Works for me. 1020 00:52:25,881 --> 00:52:27,666 Nobody needs to know. They don't screen dogs. 1021 00:52:27,796 --> 00:52:29,581 They don't? No. No. 1022 00:52:29,711 --> 00:52:30,669 Nobody needs to know. Just you and me. 1023 00:52:30,799 --> 00:52:33,106 [ Watch Beeps ]What'd you get? 1024 00:52:33,237 --> 00:52:34,977 That was fast. Hey, nice lap, Norton. 1025 00:52:35,108 --> 00:52:36,370 [ Sighs ] 1026 00:52:36,501 --> 00:52:37,545 [ Whines ]Eddie-- 1027 00:52:37,676 --> 00:52:38,807 Eddie, what do you think? 1028 00:52:38,938 --> 00:52:42,071 I don't know how we gonna get this dog to run. 1029 00:52:42,202 --> 00:52:44,335 [ Whining ] 1030 00:52:44,465 --> 00:52:46,598 [ Ball Squeaking ] 1031 00:52:49,122 --> 00:52:51,646 [ Whines ] 1032 00:53:00,742 --> 00:53:03,267 Check that out.[ Growling ] 1033 00:53:04,746 --> 00:53:07,793 Hey, boss. Psst, psst. Check that out. 1034 00:53:07,923 --> 00:53:10,448 You're impressed with it, ain't you? 1035 00:53:10,578 --> 00:53:12,493 He's in. 1036 00:53:12,624 --> 00:53:13,668 All right!Yeah! 1037 00:53:13,799 --> 00:53:17,324 Assuming you have all the proper paperwork. 1038 00:53:17,455 --> 00:53:19,805 You bring it to the owners' party, here tomorrow night. 1039 00:53:19,935 --> 00:53:22,634 Not a problem, Mr. Kirby. We'll have that paperwork for you. 1040 00:53:22,764 --> 00:53:26,377 We'll definitely have the paperwork tomorrow. What paperwork? 1041 00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:28,814 It's the dog's paperwork documenting authenticity of line, 1042 00:53:28,944 --> 00:53:30,859 license to race, proof of insurance, 1043 00:53:30,990 --> 00:53:32,774 membership in the Greyhound Association of Amer-- 1044 00:53:32,905 --> 00:53:34,907 Oh, wow. All the things you ain't got. 1045 00:53:35,037 --> 00:53:36,822 We can get it.No, you can't. 1046 00:53:36,952 --> 00:53:38,563 'Cause you know why? It's a three-week hold 1047 00:53:38,693 --> 00:53:40,260 on the license alone, man.Dang. 1048 00:53:40,391 --> 00:53:43,350 'Cause you're my friends I'll expedite it for $600. 1049 00:53:43,481 --> 00:53:45,657 I'll get it to you by tomorrow.Six hundred dollars? 1050 00:53:45,787 --> 00:53:47,354 No, no. No way, man. You already charged us 1051 00:53:47,485 --> 00:53:49,835 for the kennel, the dog leash-- $60 for puppy chow. 1052 00:53:49,965 --> 00:53:52,185 That was Pedigree Puppy Chow, man. 1053 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:55,319 Come on.I got overhead. All right, $300. 1054 00:53:59,192 --> 00:54:02,195 Excuse me.Are you the health inspector? 1055 00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:03,762 Uh, look. Uh, nice and clean. Spotless. 1056 00:54:03,892 --> 00:54:06,634 No, no, no. I need to speak to Alice Kramden, please. 1057 00:54:06,765 --> 00:54:09,594 Oh. Alice is busy.Excuse me? 1058 00:54:09,724 --> 00:54:11,683 Do you know who I am? 1059 00:54:11,813 --> 00:54:14,251 Uh-- Uh, no. No. You know who I am? 1060 00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:16,905 I was born in a one-bedroom farmhouse... 1061 00:54:17,036 --> 00:54:19,038 with five brothers-- who I raised. 1062 00:54:19,168 --> 00:54:22,737 I was born in China 80 years ago in a Chinese rice field. 1063 00:54:22,868 --> 00:54:24,435 I served my country in Vietnam... 1064 00:54:24,565 --> 00:54:27,438 where I was a Golden Gloves champion three years running. 1065 00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:30,876 Before when I come, my English not good-looking, but now I speak perfect. 1066 00:54:31,006 --> 00:54:33,879 I raised six kids, buried two husbands... 1067 00:54:34,009 --> 00:54:36,185 and am on the lookout for number three. 1068 00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:39,101 Can I call you next week?What? 1069 00:54:39,232 --> 00:54:42,931 Mama, what are you doing here?Oh, hi, baby. 1070 00:54:43,062 --> 00:54:48,067 Uh, I just thought I'd, uh, drop this off in person. 1071 00:54:48,197 --> 00:54:51,636 Thank you! [ Laughing ] Oh, thank you. 1072 00:54:51,766 --> 00:54:52,898 You're welcome. 1073 00:54:53,028 --> 00:54:55,770 Trix, we got the money for the house. 1074 00:54:55,901 --> 00:54:57,250 I can't believe it. 1075 00:54:57,381 --> 00:54:58,643 I didn't think you were gonna do it. 1076 00:54:58,773 --> 00:55:00,427 Well, I was skeptical. 1077 00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:02,864 But Ralph seemed so genuinely worried about it, 1078 00:55:02,995 --> 00:55:04,736 I figured maybe he's just comin' around. 1079 00:55:04,866 --> 00:55:07,565 Yeah, maybe he is.Thank you, Mama! 1080 00:55:07,695 --> 00:55:09,436 You're welcome. 1081 00:55:17,226 --> 00:55:20,708 Once this is leveled, it'll make a nice entry to the underground parking. 1082 00:55:20,839 --> 00:55:22,623 [ Man, Indistinct ][ Davis ] Excuse me. 1083 00:55:23,668 --> 00:55:25,452 Here to reconsider my offer? 1084 00:55:25,583 --> 00:55:29,891 I'm actually here to give Mrs. B some news-- some really good news. 1085 00:55:30,022 --> 00:55:32,111 Well, she's not here. 1086 00:55:32,241 --> 00:55:34,809 Please share it with me.I'd love to. 1087 00:55:34,940 --> 00:55:37,899 We're gonna own this place. Yeah. 1088 00:55:38,030 --> 00:55:40,337 Ed and Trixie upstairs, and me and Ralph down. 1089 00:55:41,903 --> 00:55:44,602 Ralph--Ralph my husband. 1090 00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:46,430 Oh. [ Laughs ] 1091 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,954 What's so funny?I'm sorry. It's just, you know-- 1092 00:55:49,084 --> 00:55:51,826 Come Monday, you'll be trespassing. 1093 00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:57,092 Tell me this. If there's no money in her account, 1094 00:55:57,223 --> 00:56:00,182 then why is this waitress hangin' around my property? 1095 00:56:00,313 --> 00:56:02,707 [ Man ] Sir, I told you. I checked. 1096 00:56:02,837 --> 00:56:04,970 They have nothing.No, they've got something, Chip. 1097 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:07,842 They've got something somewhere. 1098 00:56:07,973 --> 00:56:10,192 Find out what the husband is up to. 1099 00:56:10,323 --> 00:56:12,151 Ralph Kramden. 1100 00:56:14,675 --> 00:56:18,331 That woman I was telling you about-- Her name is Marlena. 1101 00:56:18,462 --> 00:56:21,073 She's Puerto Rican. 1102 00:56:21,203 --> 00:56:25,991 My God. I've tried to talk to her, but words won't come. 1103 00:56:26,121 --> 00:56:29,255 I could tell you a thing or two about women. That's if you're ready to hear it. 1104 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,563 It all begins with letting her know who's boss. 1105 00:56:32,693 --> 00:56:34,391 Very important. 1106 00:56:36,915 --> 00:56:38,656 Alice! What-What are you doing here? 1107 00:56:38,786 --> 00:56:42,355 I just came from the bank. It's a funny story. You wanna hear it? 1108 00:56:42,486 --> 00:56:44,357 Let her know who's boss, Ralph.Uh-- 1109 00:56:44,488 --> 00:56:47,621 Uh, look, uh-- I can explain. 1110 00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:49,362 Oh, can you? Can you now? 1111 00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:51,973 I tell the bank I wanna withdraw $4,000, 1112 00:56:52,104 --> 00:56:55,847 and they tell me not only is our account empty-- here's the punch line-- 1113 00:56:55,977 --> 00:56:58,937 we're overdrawn by $223.60. 1114 00:56:59,067 --> 00:57:01,809 Whoa. The bank said that? No, no, no. 1115 00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:03,898 There's gotta be a mistake, baby, 1116 00:57:04,029 --> 00:57:05,813 'cause I don't know nothin' about no 60 cents. 1117 00:57:05,944 --> 00:57:07,815 Where's the money, Ralph? 1118 00:57:07,946 --> 00:57:10,339 Uh, I can explain, all right? 1119 00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:14,648 But, You know, taken out of context, it might sound a little crazy. 1120 00:57:14,779 --> 00:57:16,520 Try me. 1121 00:57:19,087 --> 00:57:21,438 Norton and I found a train in the sewer, see, and-- 1122 00:57:21,568 --> 00:57:24,092 I want you out of the apartment, Ralph. 1123 00:57:24,223 --> 00:57:27,444 H-Hold on. Babe, wait a minute. Listen. Listen. 1124 00:57:27,574 --> 00:57:29,271 Then we got this dog out of the Dumpster and-- 1125 00:57:29,402 --> 00:57:30,359 I don't wanna hear it. 1126 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:32,405 I don't wanna hear it. I'm done. 1127 00:57:32,536 --> 00:57:34,538 Come on, baby. Just 24 more hours. 1128 00:57:34,668 --> 00:57:37,410 Okay? Twenty-four more hours, and then we can get on to the life... 1129 00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:38,498 we've both dreamed of. 1130 00:57:38,629 --> 00:57:41,196 And what life is that, Ralph? Huh? 1131 00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:43,460 You've always been so obsessed with your own dreams... 1132 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,287 that you never even bothered with mine. 1133 00:57:45,418 --> 00:57:46,463 How can you say that? 1134 00:57:46,593 --> 00:57:48,900 I want the house just as much as you do. 1135 00:57:49,030 --> 00:57:51,990 Then why haven't you been by to see it? 1136 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:55,036 'Cause-- 1137 00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:57,865 I mean-- [ Stammering ] 1138 00:57:57,996 --> 00:57:59,911 Because you're selfish, Ralph Kramden. 1139 00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:02,479 And I'm done playing the fool. 1140 00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:10,051 [ Horns Honking ] 1141 00:58:10,182 --> 00:58:11,792 [ Man ] Come on! Move it! All right? 1142 00:58:11,923 --> 00:58:13,881 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. 1143 00:58:14,012 --> 00:58:15,970 Go ahead. Be my guest.[ Indistinct ] 1144 00:58:19,408 --> 00:58:21,846 [ Sighs ] 1145 00:58:38,819 --> 00:58:40,778 [ Sighs ] 1146 00:58:40,908 --> 00:58:43,084 [ Beeping ] 1147 00:58:43,215 --> 00:58:45,130 Aaah! 1148 00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:47,001 [ Dodge ] Luckily for me, man, I'm nearsighted, 1149 00:58:47,132 --> 00:58:48,916 so I can date just about anybody, you know? 1150 00:58:49,047 --> 00:58:51,092 I understand what you're sayin'.I'm dating this lady-- 1151 00:58:51,223 --> 00:58:53,138 She's about 40, 40-plus. Whatever. 1152 00:58:53,268 --> 00:58:56,141 I don't wanna marry her for her money, but I don't know how else to get it. 1153 00:58:56,271 --> 00:58:57,882 You know what I'm sayin'? 1154 00:58:58,012 --> 00:59:00,798 You know, someday I'm gonna find somebody special... 1155 00:59:00,928 --> 00:59:02,887 who's not gonna press charges. 1156 00:59:03,017 --> 00:59:04,976 There he is. Finally. 1157 00:59:06,499 --> 00:59:08,849 Hey, keep it close. 1158 00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:10,764 [ Ed ] Ralphie boy. 1159 00:59:10,895 --> 00:59:13,245 Ralph, what are you wearin', man? This is a "A" list party. 1160 00:59:13,375 --> 00:59:16,291 You got "D" list all over you, man. Look at me. 1161 00:59:16,422 --> 00:59:19,077 I'm wearing new underwear, even. They're new to me anyway. 1162 00:59:19,207 --> 00:59:21,296 Look, I couldn't change, okay? Alice kicked me out the house. 1163 00:59:21,427 --> 00:59:24,169 Again?She found out about the money. 1164 00:59:24,299 --> 00:59:26,563 Madder than a mug about the house. 1165 00:59:26,693 --> 00:59:29,000 It's serious.Don't worry about it, Ralph. 1166 00:59:29,130 --> 00:59:31,655 Tomorrow, when Iggy's in that winner's circle, we goin' get paid, 1167 00:59:31,785 --> 00:59:34,353 and the money will buy the girls the house. 1168 00:59:34,483 --> 00:59:37,443 Yeah, maybe you're right. Hey, you got the paperwork for Kirby? 1169 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:40,011 Yeah, I never disappoint 'cause I'm always on point, baby. 1170 00:59:40,141 --> 00:59:42,230 Well, let's do this, man.Ralph. 1171 00:59:42,361 --> 00:59:44,537 They're not gonna let you in dressed like a thug. 1172 00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:46,365 [ Dodge ] Uh-uh.What thug drives a bus? 1173 00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:48,846 Besides, where I'm gonna find a suit at this hour? 1174 00:59:48,976 --> 00:59:51,065 [ Clears Throat ] 1175 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,376 Man, Ralph, you lookin' real Temptation-like in that suit. 1176 00:59:57,506 --> 01:00:00,988 I know you ain't trying to joan lookin' like the last Blues Brother. 1177 01:00:01,119 --> 01:00:03,121 Oh, man, you look great. You look like a plucked sunflower. 1178 01:00:03,251 --> 01:00:04,383 Girls love flowers, man. 1179 01:00:04,513 --> 01:00:06,777 Oh, wow. You know, I love all your stuff. 1180 01:00:06,907 --> 01:00:08,082 I really, really do. 1181 01:00:08,213 --> 01:00:09,997 What stuff is she talkin' about, Ralph? 1182 01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:11,390 I have no idea. 1183 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,698 You guys are great. Lookin' forward to it. 1184 01:00:14,828 --> 01:00:17,222 What's goin' on here, man?They must know we own Iggy. 1185 01:00:17,352 --> 01:00:19,267 I'm tellin' you, that dog's a winner, Ralph. 1186 01:00:19,398 --> 01:00:20,965 [ Exhales ] Whatever. Hey, let's find Kirby. 1187 01:00:21,095 --> 01:00:22,183 Right, right, right. 1188 01:00:22,314 --> 01:00:25,143 [ Laughing ] You kill me. 1189 01:00:25,273 --> 01:00:27,232 Hey, Mr. Kirby. How are you? 1190 01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:30,191 Oh. [ Clears Throat ] I'm fine. I'm fine. 1191 01:00:30,322 --> 01:00:33,281 Mr. Kramden, uh, that is quite a suit. 1192 01:00:33,412 --> 01:00:35,283 [ Dodge ] You dig that suit, huh? 1193 01:00:35,414 --> 01:00:37,155 It would suit you, but unfortunately I'm out 1194 01:00:37,285 --> 01:00:38,765 of the banana yellow. I got some pumpkin left. 1195 01:00:38,896 --> 01:00:40,811 Pumpkin? You didn't say nothin' about no pumpkin. 1196 01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:43,378 Mr. Kirby, I got the paperwork for Iggy to be in the race tomorrow. 1197 01:00:43,509 --> 01:00:46,338 Iggy won't be in the race tomorrow. He's been scratched. 1198 01:00:46,468 --> 01:00:48,775 Scratched? What do you mean, scratched? Scratched? 1199 01:00:48,906 --> 01:00:53,084 I bribed the top people. I was on procedure to get this through. Come on. 1200 01:00:53,214 --> 01:00:55,086 I'll be perfectly honest with you. 1201 01:00:55,216 --> 01:00:57,088 You see, my new friend over there... 1202 01:00:57,218 --> 01:00:59,177 has just paid a good amount of cash... 1203 01:00:59,307 --> 01:01:02,441 to keep your dog out of the race. Here we go. 1204 01:01:02,571 --> 01:01:05,313 Wait a minute. Who is this guy?William Davis. 1205 01:01:05,444 --> 01:01:07,272 I don't believe we've had the pleasure. 1206 01:01:07,402 --> 01:01:09,796 No, we haven't had the pleasure, 1207 01:01:09,927 --> 01:01:12,669 'cause if we had been pleasured, I think we'd have knowed about it. 1208 01:01:14,279 --> 01:01:15,541 Shh. Better if you don't talk, man. 1209 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,761 Davis-- 1210 01:01:17,891 --> 01:01:20,764 "Davis Properties" Davis?That's right. 1211 01:01:20,894 --> 01:01:22,591 That's the one Trixie was talkin' about. 1212 01:01:22,722 --> 01:01:24,985 And you are? 1213 01:01:26,639 --> 01:01:28,554 Ralph Kramden. 1214 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:30,512 Oh, yes. 1215 01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:34,168 Well, it's just business. Nothing personal. 1216 01:01:36,823 --> 01:01:39,130 How is it just pers-- It's just business? 1217 01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:40,958 And since our business is over, 1218 01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:45,223 why don't you stay, enjoy the buffet and buy yourselves some drinks? 1219 01:01:45,353 --> 01:01:46,615 Mr. Kirby, come on.Boss, boss. 1220 01:01:46,746 --> 01:01:49,053 It's me, boss. Talk to me, baby. 1221 01:01:49,183 --> 01:01:51,142 Wha--That was a police move, man. 1222 01:01:51,272 --> 01:01:53,144 Let it go. Let it go.What do you mean, let it go? 1223 01:01:53,274 --> 01:01:54,798 Just let it go.I'm sittin' up here 1224 01:01:54,928 --> 01:01:57,452 lookin' like a rubber ducky, and you're talkin' about let it go. 1225 01:01:57,583 --> 01:01:59,454 Come on. Let's have a little free punch. 1226 01:01:59,585 --> 01:02:02,066 It's on me. Lighten things up a little bit. 1227 01:02:02,196 --> 01:02:04,198 'Cause I been thinkin' and thinkin', 1228 01:02:04,329 --> 01:02:06,026 and it doesn't look good.[ Stomach Growling ] 1229 01:02:06,157 --> 01:02:11,075 Mmm. Doesn't smell good. That shrimp's got me with the bubble guts. 1230 01:02:11,205 --> 01:02:13,555 Look, Ralph. Ralph, you can't be hatin' on Kirby, man. 1231 01:02:13,686 --> 01:02:16,515 You can't. He's a self-made businessman, just like you and me. 1232 01:02:16,645 --> 01:02:20,214 He started out with $5,000, and now he's $2 million or $3 million in debt. 1233 01:02:20,345 --> 01:02:22,695 You gotta admire that. I ain't got no taste, but I gotta admire that. 1234 01:02:22,826 --> 01:02:24,697 You know? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Ralph. 1235 01:02:24,828 --> 01:02:28,135 But sometimes the world is cold like that. It is about money sometimes. 1236 01:02:28,266 --> 01:02:31,791 Yeah, it's about money. Look at Kirby. 1237 01:02:31,922 --> 01:02:34,315 He thought for one second he can get paid with Iggy, 1238 01:02:34,446 --> 01:02:36,622 we wouldn't even be in this situation. 1239 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:39,712 I have been looking everywhere for you two. Come on. 1240 01:02:39,843 --> 01:02:41,409 What's goin' on?We're late. Come on. 1241 01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:43,150 [ Cell Phone Ringing ]Late for what? 1242 01:02:43,281 --> 01:02:44,586 Who do you think we are?Come on, Chang. 1243 01:02:44,717 --> 01:02:46,850 Everyone knows your yellow suit.What about-- What-- 1244 01:02:46,980 --> 01:02:48,895 [ Ralph ] Chang?I'm excited to finally meet you. 1245 01:02:49,026 --> 01:02:51,376 How many times I told you not to call this number, huh? 1246 01:02:51,506 --> 01:02:53,552 Yeah, why-why you gonna call the cops? 1247 01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:57,425 I was gonna be there. I'll give you the money on Friday, right? Mom. Mom. 1248 01:02:57,556 --> 01:03:00,080 You were supposed to start five minutes ago. 1249 01:03:00,211 --> 01:03:02,082 Get up there.Huh? 1250 01:03:02,213 --> 01:03:03,431 [ Ralph ] What the-- 1251 01:03:03,562 --> 01:03:05,085 And remember, you're getting paid per set. 1252 01:03:05,216 --> 01:03:07,435 Okay. Go on. 1253 01:03:07,566 --> 01:03:11,265 She said we was gettin' paid. Go on ahead. 1254 01:03:15,748 --> 01:03:18,272 [ Clears Throat ] 1255 01:03:20,057 --> 01:03:22,407 Hey.Huh? 1256 01:03:22,537 --> 01:03:24,757 I have an idea.What kind of idea? 1257 01:03:24,888 --> 01:03:28,456 Just follow my lead. It's gonna be great. 1258 01:03:28,587 --> 01:03:30,458 Test. Testing.[ Feedback Squeals ] 1259 01:03:30,589 --> 01:03:32,243 Oh, yeah. This is great This is great. 1260 01:03:32,373 --> 01:03:34,114 ♪♪ [ Chopsticks ]One, two, three-- 1261 01:03:34,245 --> 01:03:36,247 Oh, yeah. Everybody follow me.[ Crowd Applauds ] 1262 01:03:36,377 --> 01:03:37,291 How are you, my man? Good seeing you. 1263 01:03:37,422 --> 01:03:39,554 This is some party, don't you think? 1264 01:03:39,685 --> 01:03:42,383 Beautiful people here this evening. 1265 01:03:42,514 --> 01:03:46,474 Hey, uh, listen-- How many dreamers, by a show of hands, do we have? 1266 01:03:46,605 --> 01:03:48,825 Where are the dreamers? All the dreamers? 1267 01:03:48,955 --> 01:03:51,653 Little around there. There's some dreamers. 1268 01:03:51,784 --> 01:03:52,698 I'm a dreamer. 1269 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:56,180 [ Whispering ] Hey-- The dog. 1270 01:03:56,310 --> 01:03:57,616 [ Whispering ] Get the dog. 1271 01:03:57,746 --> 01:03:59,139 [ Barks ] 1272 01:03:59,270 --> 01:04:02,229 [ Pants ] Right. I got it. I got it, baby. 1273 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,623 Yes. The dog.Got this one. 1274 01:04:04,753 --> 01:04:07,234 [ Chuckling ] Yeah, I-- You almost got me. 1275 01:04:07,365 --> 01:04:09,584 Well, I too am a dreamer. 1276 01:04:09,715 --> 01:04:12,413 And I had a dream that my dog would race... 1277 01:04:12,544 --> 01:04:14,154 on this beautiful track tomorrow afternoon, 1278 01:04:14,285 --> 01:04:17,418 but that dream just won't happen because our dog has been scratched... 1279 01:04:17,549 --> 01:04:19,725 due to financial technicalities. 1280 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,422 ♪♪ [ Minor Chords ] 1281 01:04:21,553 --> 01:04:24,991 ♪♪ [ Minor-key Arpeggios ] 1282 01:04:33,521 --> 01:04:37,090 [ Groans ][ Laughing ] 1283 01:04:37,221 --> 01:04:39,658 [ Crowd Murmuring ] 1284 01:04:41,138 --> 01:04:44,968 Eddie "Left Hands" Norton, everybody. Wow. 1285 01:04:46,491 --> 01:04:50,277 What a surprise that is. You don't know the half of it. 1286 01:04:50,408 --> 01:04:53,367 But Eddie's beautiful music only underscores the fact... 1287 01:04:53,498 --> 01:04:55,630 that my dog has been scratched. 1288 01:04:55,761 --> 01:04:58,372 [ Crowd Groans ]Scratched on paper. 1289 01:04:58,503 --> 01:05:01,071 Not scratched in spirit.[ Together ] Yeah. 1290 01:05:01,201 --> 01:05:04,726 And-And this man, Dodge-- This is Dodge, our trainer, and-- 1291 01:05:04,857 --> 01:05:06,250 Come-Come on. 1292 01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:09,775 This is Dodge and our dog Iggy.[ Crowd Applauds ] 1293 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:13,300 And I know to look at him-- Sure, he looks a little mangy... 1294 01:05:13,431 --> 01:05:15,650 and sickly lookin' and in need of a bath, 1295 01:05:15,781 --> 01:05:19,350 but I tell you, Iggy's a special dog. 1296 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,830 You know, we found Iggy in a Dumpster. 1297 01:05:21,961 --> 01:05:23,789 [ Crowd Groans ]Damn near dead. 1298 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,747 Hadn't eaten in days. 1299 01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:28,663 But like most underdogs, Iggy's a survivor-- 1300 01:05:28,794 --> 01:05:33,407 Like Seabiscuit, Rocky, Destiny's Child. All survivors. 1301 01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:35,583 You know, I guess I'm just sayin' this... 1302 01:05:35,714 --> 01:05:37,411 to say that, Mr. Kirby, I don't know why... 1303 01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:39,370 you're not letting our dog race tomorrow, 1304 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:41,372 but he's already a winner in my book, 1305 01:05:41,502 --> 01:05:45,724 and I'll put money on my Dumpster dog any day of the week. 1306 01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:47,900 [ Together ] Yeah!Any day, Ralph. 1307 01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:50,337 So would I!Me too! 1308 01:05:50,468 --> 01:05:52,252 [ Mouthing Words ] 1309 01:05:52,383 --> 01:05:54,559 You're not buying any of this crap, are you? 1310 01:05:54,689 --> 01:05:57,170 A homeless Dumpster dog. You're kiddin'. 1311 01:05:57,301 --> 01:06:00,652 People are gonna be fallin' all over themselves bettin' on him. 1312 01:06:00,782 --> 01:06:03,655 Mr. Davis, I'm sorry.If that dog wins, I'm screwed. 1313 01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:07,746 That dog will never win. You see for yourself. 1314 01:06:07,876 --> 01:06:09,878 Mr. Kramden? 1315 01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:12,359 Iggy-- He's in. 1316 01:06:12,490 --> 01:06:14,013 [ Crowd Cheering ]He's in! 1317 01:06:17,582 --> 01:06:19,976 Bet on Iggy! Iggy! 1318 01:06:20,106 --> 01:06:22,413 Excuse me. Excuse me. What's going on here? 1319 01:06:22,543 --> 01:06:25,459 Who are they? It's my piano. 1320 01:06:26,547 --> 01:06:30,334 [ Crowd Chanting ] Iggy! Iggy! Iggy! Iggy! 1321 01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:35,121 [ Knocking ] 1322 01:06:39,212 --> 01:06:41,475 Ralph Kramden, if you think you can just waltz back in here... 1323 01:06:41,606 --> 01:06:43,347 and everything's gonna be fine, you have another-- 1324 01:06:43,477 --> 01:06:46,306 Oh. It's you guys. 1325 01:06:46,437 --> 01:06:48,787 And that dog.[ Whines ] 1326 01:06:48,917 --> 01:06:52,312 What's going on?Ed's got quite a story. 1327 01:06:52,443 --> 01:06:54,140 He wants you to hear it. 1328 01:07:14,682 --> 01:07:17,511 He won't be up there.Who? 1329 01:07:17,642 --> 01:07:19,426 Dodge. That's who you're lookin' for, right? 1330 01:07:19,557 --> 01:07:21,385 Oh, sure. Exactly. Dodge. Yeah. 1331 01:07:21,515 --> 01:07:23,561 Oh, there he is. Hey, Dodge. 1332 01:07:23,691 --> 01:07:25,432 Dodge! 1333 01:07:25,563 --> 01:07:27,869 Hey. Hey, guys, what's up? How you doin'? 1334 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,872 You probably thought that I was stealin' his money, right? No. 1335 01:07:31,003 --> 01:07:33,614 We're friends. We do that all the time. Yeah. Lonnie. Lonnie. 1336 01:07:33,745 --> 01:07:36,617 Hey, tag, you're it, man. See you at the barbecue next weekend. 1337 01:07:36,748 --> 01:07:39,620 Man! Look at you fellas, man. 1338 01:07:39,751 --> 01:07:42,275 You look mackin', packin', "blackadocious." 1339 01:07:42,406 --> 01:07:45,583 Your first race-- You know, if Iggy wins that first heat, man, 1340 01:07:45,713 --> 01:07:48,281 we're gonna go for the real money in the second race, a'ight? Now go up. 1341 01:07:48,412 --> 01:07:50,849 I'm gonna take Iggy. I want you guys to go up to the owners' booth. 1342 01:07:50,979 --> 01:07:53,678 Go up into the box up there. Enjoy yourselves. Don't be nervous. 1343 01:07:53,808 --> 01:07:56,072 [ Chattering ] 1344 01:07:59,771 --> 01:08:01,642 What are you lookin' for? 1345 01:08:01,773 --> 01:08:04,515 I'm just-- Where is that popcorn man? 1346 01:08:05,733 --> 01:08:07,822 She's not comin', Norton. 1347 01:08:07,953 --> 01:08:10,477 I know you tried. You my boy. 1348 01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:13,567 Yeah.Yeah, man. It's okay. 1349 01:08:13,698 --> 01:08:16,004 [ Trixie ] Should we go down there? 1350 01:08:16,135 --> 01:08:17,832 No, no, Trix. I'm not ready yet. 1351 01:08:17,963 --> 01:08:20,487 Are you waiting to see if he wins? No. 1352 01:08:20,618 --> 01:08:22,489 Waitin' to see if he loses. 1353 01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:24,491 I know it'll kill him. 1354 01:08:24,622 --> 01:08:26,798 [ Man On P.A. ] Ladies and gentlemen, it's post time... 1355 01:08:26,928 --> 01:08:29,453 for our qualifying heat.All right. Let's go, Iggy. 1356 01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:31,585 Do it, baby.Let's go, six! 1357 01:08:35,589 --> 01:08:37,243 [ Announcer ] And they're off! 1358 01:08:39,463 --> 01:08:41,117 Go, Iggy!Go, go, go! 1359 01:08:56,828 --> 01:09:00,223 Do it! Do it!Go ahead. Oh! 1360 01:09:06,707 --> 01:09:09,319 Stay inside![ Cheering ] 1361 01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,277 [ Announcer ] The results for the qualifying heat-- 1362 01:09:11,408 --> 01:09:14,280 In first place, number six, Iggy-- Yes! 1363 01:09:14,411 --> 01:09:16,630 with a time of 31.25.Man, we're gonna get that money. 1364 01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:19,981 We on our way, baby!That dog is unbeatable. 1365 01:09:20,112 --> 01:09:22,593 Don't worry about it. That was just the first heat. 1366 01:09:22,723 --> 01:09:25,509 The final is a whole different ball game. 1367 01:09:25,639 --> 01:09:27,511 Now, that puts him in the race for the money, right? 1368 01:09:27,641 --> 01:09:29,600 Yeah. Yeah. Only Ralph-- 1369 01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:33,169 Our future depends on a dog race. 1370 01:09:33,299 --> 01:09:34,909 [ Dodge ] I didn't. I didn't sleep with her. 1371 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:36,781 I just loaned her 10 "K" for plastic surgery. 1372 01:09:36,911 --> 01:09:38,609 Now I don't even know what she looks like. 1373 01:09:38,739 --> 01:09:43,004 A'ight, peace. You know, fellas, he's as ready as he's ever gonna be now. 1374 01:09:43,135 --> 01:09:45,485 Come on, Ig. We gotta review our strategy, baby. 1375 01:09:45,616 --> 01:09:47,487 Norton, it's a dog. 1376 01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:51,535 Ralph, stop hatin'. I'm trying to get Iggy to visualize his success. 1377 01:09:51,665 --> 01:09:54,277 You get him to visualize going back to that Dumpster. 1378 01:09:54,407 --> 01:09:56,975 That'll give him something to think about. [ Laughs ] 1379 01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:01,980 [ Clears Throat ] I'm sorry, guys. 1380 01:10:02,110 --> 01:10:03,808 Uh, nerves. 1381 01:10:03,938 --> 01:10:05,418 Iggy's got this one in the bag, Ralph. 1382 01:10:05,549 --> 01:10:06,724 I don't know, fellas. 1383 01:10:06,854 --> 01:10:08,813 This race is a lot tougher than you guys think. 1384 01:10:08,943 --> 01:10:10,815 Oh, man, there you go hatin'. 1385 01:10:10,945 --> 01:10:13,470 Iggy is goin'-- Them other dogs ain't-- Damn! 1386 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,994 [ Snarling ] 1387 01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:18,562 That ain't a damn dog. That's a horse. 1388 01:10:18,692 --> 01:10:21,347 Welcome to the big time, fellas. Welcome to the big time. 1389 01:10:21,478 --> 01:10:25,221 Come on, Iggy. If you win that race, you get this. 1390 01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:30,878 What do you think?Let's not jinx 'em. 1391 01:10:31,009 --> 01:10:32,445 Let's just see 'em after the race. 1392 01:10:32,576 --> 01:10:33,446 After they win the money? 1393 01:10:33,577 --> 01:10:35,231 [ Chuckling ] Let's hope. 1394 01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:36,667 [ Announcer ] Now the featured race of the day-- 1395 01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:39,844 the New Jersey Park Stadium Anniversary Derby... 1396 01:10:39,974 --> 01:10:42,977 for a $20,000 prize purse.Go, Iggy! 1397 01:10:43,108 --> 01:10:45,545 When you hear that bell, run like hell. 1398 01:10:45,676 --> 01:10:47,373 Go get 'em, Iggy. 1399 01:10:47,504 --> 01:10:49,593 Come on. Do everything I taught you. Come on. 1400 01:10:53,205 --> 01:10:55,642 [ Bell Ringing ] 1401 01:10:59,994 --> 01:11:02,693 [ Announcer ] And they're off! 1402 01:11:04,956 --> 01:11:09,047 Go, Iggy! Come on, Ig! 1403 01:11:11,615 --> 01:11:13,051 Come on, Iggy. Go, Iggy. 1404 01:11:16,837 --> 01:11:18,622 Come on, Iggy! Get out of there! 1405 01:11:24,671 --> 01:11:27,631 Iggy's in trouble. He's boxed in. 1406 01:11:27,761 --> 01:11:29,285 Run, Iggy! Run! 1407 01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:33,680 Maybe he needs his good-luck charm. 1408 01:11:33,811 --> 01:11:37,423 Come on, Ig. Win this race and it's yours! 1409 01:11:44,038 --> 01:11:47,085 [ Crowd Groaning ]Oh, no! 1410 01:11:47,215 --> 01:11:51,524 Norton-- No! 1411 01:11:51,655 --> 01:11:53,439 Ha. 1412 01:11:57,878 --> 01:12:00,794 [ Announcer ] At the finish line, it's Bahama Mama, 1413 01:12:00,925 --> 01:12:05,016 Henry V, and Pavlov's Dog takes third. 1414 01:12:05,146 --> 01:12:07,627 All owners please proceed to the clubhouse... 1415 01:12:07,758 --> 01:12:11,805 for the presentation of the $20,000 purse. 1416 01:12:16,593 --> 01:12:18,943 What were you thinkin', distractin' him like that? 1417 01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:20,727 I was just trying to encourage him, Ralph. 1418 01:12:20,858 --> 01:12:21,946 You encouraged him, all right. 1419 01:12:22,076 --> 01:12:24,949 You encouraged him away from $20,000! 1420 01:12:25,079 --> 01:12:28,082 Ralph, stop yellin' at me. He's gonna think you're yellin' at him. 1421 01:12:28,213 --> 01:12:32,826 I'm not yelling at the dog. He's just a dumb animal. What's your excuse? 1422 01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:34,132 Ralph. 1423 01:12:34,262 --> 01:12:35,525 Ed, you know we needed this money. 1424 01:12:35,655 --> 01:12:39,137 Now Alice will never take me back-- because of you. 1425 01:12:39,267 --> 01:12:41,313 Ralph, calm down. I thought we were boys, man. 1426 01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:44,751 No, no. We're not boys. We're not friends. 1427 01:12:44,882 --> 01:12:46,971 We're not nothin'! I'm done. 1428 01:12:47,101 --> 01:12:49,974 That's the way you feel?That's how I feel. 1429 01:12:50,104 --> 01:12:53,369 And stay off my fire escape. 1430 01:12:53,499 --> 01:12:57,373 [ Panting ]Come on, Iggy. Come on, y'all. 1431 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,681 Alice. 1432 01:13:41,852 --> 01:13:43,810 Pet Cactus-- 1433 01:13:43,941 --> 01:13:46,465 What was I thinkin'? Shoot. 1434 01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:49,729 [ Groans ] 1435 01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:51,775 Yeah, yeah. [ Chuckles ] 1436 01:13:51,905 --> 01:13:54,517 "Learn and Succeed." Yeah, right. 1437 01:13:58,825 --> 01:14:02,089 Bart Roberts. 1438 01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:05,179 I was a sucker for ever believin' in you. 1439 01:14:05,310 --> 01:14:07,530 Yeah, I won't be a sucker again though. 1440 01:14:10,489 --> 01:14:12,970 Kawakami. 1441 01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:16,843 I should have let you get this train since you wanted it so bad. 1442 01:14:20,891 --> 01:14:22,719 Maybe you still do. 1443 01:14:22,849 --> 01:14:24,590 Mmm-- 1444 01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:29,116 Aaah! [ Sputtering ] 1445 01:14:29,247 --> 01:14:32,380 Don't burn up. Come on. Don't burn up. 1446 01:14:32,511 --> 01:14:34,557 [ Muttering ] 1447 01:14:39,997 --> 01:14:42,956 [ Clears Throat ] Okay. 1448 01:14:53,532 --> 01:14:55,491 [ Clears Throat ] 1449 01:14:57,449 --> 01:14:59,799 I might be able to take it off your hands. 1450 01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:03,542 Well, uh, the price has gone up considerably. 1451 01:15:03,673 --> 01:15:07,938 I mean, we have to take into account my time, storage, 1452 01:15:08,068 --> 01:15:10,941 um, fees, shipping, postage, handling-- 1453 01:15:11,071 --> 01:15:12,725 You know, a lot of things like that. 1454 01:15:12,856 --> 01:15:14,031 What is your price? 1455 01:15:20,472 --> 01:15:23,301 25,000.25,000? 1456 01:15:23,431 --> 01:15:27,479 Okay, that was too much. Okay, 20,000. 1457 01:15:27,610 --> 01:15:30,003 20,000 will be fine. 1458 01:15:33,006 --> 01:15:34,834 I'm gonna need a check right now. 1459 01:15:48,979 --> 01:15:50,676 Hey, Larry.Ralph Kramden. 1460 01:15:50,807 --> 01:15:53,026 What's, uh-- What's goin' on? What, are you in trouble? 1461 01:15:53,157 --> 01:15:56,595 Look, man, I gotta get to Q's Diner by 9:00 a.m. 1462 01:15:56,726 --> 01:15:58,989 You go that way, right?Not by 9:00 a.m. Look at it. 1463 01:15:59,119 --> 01:16:02,862 It's, like, total gridlock.[ Ringing ] 1464 01:16:02,993 --> 01:16:05,169 Hello? 1465 01:16:05,299 --> 01:16:08,781 Hey, Q. It's Ralph Kramden-- Alice's husband. 1466 01:16:08,912 --> 01:16:10,000 No, no. She's not here. 1467 01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:11,436 No, I got the check for the house. 1468 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:14,831 Please. Health inspector here. Health inspector? 1469 01:16:14,961 --> 01:16:16,876 Don't hang up, Q! 1470 01:16:17,007 --> 01:16:18,835 I gotta get over there. 1471 01:16:18,965 --> 01:16:23,840 Welcome to your new positions in the New York City sewer system. 1472 01:16:23,970 --> 01:16:27,670 Today you'll join an elite group of dedicated and dependable professionals. 1473 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:31,021 You lucky few have survived a rigorous application process, 1474 01:16:31,151 --> 01:16:34,154 interviews and psychological profiles. 1475 01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:37,549 Actually, Ed, these are all convicted felons of violent crimes... 1476 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,899 taking part in a work-release program. 1477 01:16:41,684 --> 01:16:44,208 And since there are no questions-- 1478 01:16:44,338 --> 01:16:46,384 [ Ralph ] I got one for you. 1479 01:16:48,212 --> 01:16:51,041 Two men are born five blocks apart. 1480 01:16:51,171 --> 01:16:52,869 They've been best friends for 30 years, 1481 01:16:52,999 --> 01:16:57,438 until one of 'em says some really stupid things he didn't mean. 1482 01:16:57,569 --> 01:17:00,093 How does he get the other guy to forgive him? 1483 01:17:00,224 --> 01:17:02,618 I'm not the one who's good at riddles. Remember, Ralph? 1484 01:17:02,748 --> 01:17:07,710 Neither am I.What are you talkin' about? 1485 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:11,496 You know that book of riddles you keep on your coffee table? 1486 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:12,758 [ Sighs ] 1487 01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:16,980 I found it, got me a copy and memorized it. 1488 01:17:17,110 --> 01:17:18,938 You mean to tell me-- 1489 01:17:19,069 --> 01:17:21,419 [ Groans ] 1490 01:17:21,549 --> 01:17:24,074 Norton. 1491 01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:26,990 Norton, come on. Norton. 1492 01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:28,121 What, Ralph? What? What? 1493 01:17:28,252 --> 01:17:31,647 You've always thought I was the smart one. 1494 01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:34,606 And if you ever stopped thinking that then... 1495 01:17:34,737 --> 01:17:37,000 I don't know what I would be anymore. 1496 01:17:40,394 --> 01:17:42,135 You really mean that, Ralph? 1497 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:46,705 Yeah. I'm sorry. 1498 01:17:48,315 --> 01:17:50,274 [ Sobs ] Come on, Ed. 1499 01:17:50,404 --> 01:17:52,232 You're makin' me cry.Don't start, man. Will you-- 1500 01:17:52,363 --> 01:17:55,583 Why do you come down here and make me cry in front of all these convicts? 1501 01:17:55,714 --> 01:18:00,023 Now, stop it, man. I mean, I'm trying to just say what I gotta say. 1502 01:18:00,153 --> 01:18:01,111 [ Clears Throat ] Look, hey.Yeah. 1503 01:18:01,241 --> 01:18:02,590 Look, man.[ Sniffs ] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1504 01:18:02,721 --> 01:18:05,028 You know what I'm sayin'?Do I have a tear in my eye? 1505 01:18:05,158 --> 01:18:06,638 No, you're okay. 1506 01:18:06,769 --> 01:18:08,335 Look, this doesn't change everything. 1507 01:18:08,466 --> 01:18:10,033 We still have issues between each other. 1508 01:18:10,163 --> 01:18:12,252 Look, okay. I understand that. 1509 01:18:12,383 --> 01:18:14,037 But I got the money for the house. 1510 01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:16,169 You did?I gotta get the check 1511 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,781 to the diner before 9:00 a.m. It's total gridlock up there. 1512 01:18:18,911 --> 01:18:22,088 I need someone who knows the city beneath the city. 1513 01:18:22,219 --> 01:18:25,091 I need a specialist. I need you, Ed. 1514 01:18:25,222 --> 01:18:30,009 [ Brakes Squeal ]I got you. 1515 01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:31,750 But I have conditions. 1516 01:18:31,881 --> 01:18:34,710 Condition number one. You gotta start lettin' me pick stuff. 1517 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:35,928 What are you talkin' about? 1518 01:18:36,059 --> 01:18:36,973 You always get to pick the restaurants. 1519 01:18:37,103 --> 01:18:38,844 You always get to pick the movies. 1520 01:18:38,975 --> 01:18:42,892 That's because if we let you pick stuff, nothing would ever get decided. 1521 01:18:43,022 --> 01:18:44,850 [ Brakes Squeal ] 1522 01:18:49,159 --> 01:18:52,075 Fine! You can pick stuff. 1523 01:18:53,859 --> 01:18:56,557 Second up, when we get around new people, 1524 01:18:56,688 --> 01:18:59,082 you have to start referring to me as "Edward." 1525 01:18:59,212 --> 01:19:01,388 [ Muttering ] 1526 01:19:01,519 --> 01:19:03,782 Only you would pick a shortcut like this. 1527 01:19:03,913 --> 01:19:07,394 That's another one. You gotta stop makin' fun of me. 1528 01:19:07,525 --> 01:19:11,703 I'll admit, the way I do things is a little unorthodox, but that's me. 1529 01:19:11,834 --> 01:19:14,227 The way you do things is ridiculous. 1530 01:19:14,358 --> 01:19:16,882 Oh, I'm the one who looks ridiculous? Yeah. 1531 01:19:17,013 --> 01:19:18,318 Aaah! 1532 01:19:21,974 --> 01:19:24,281 - That ain't even funny. - Oh, yes, it is. 1533 01:19:24,411 --> 01:19:26,326 We gotta go. Come on. Let's rock. 1534 01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:31,810 Okay, Ralph, this is the big one.Hmm? 1535 01:19:31,941 --> 01:19:34,204 You gotta promise to me that you will never yell at me... 1536 01:19:34,334 --> 01:19:36,162 or get mad at me ever, ever again. 1537 01:19:36,293 --> 01:19:39,252 Done.Put it on your family jewels. 1538 01:19:39,383 --> 01:19:41,428 Put it on my family-- Oh, fine. 1539 01:19:41,559 --> 01:19:46,303 I put it on my family jewels that I will never get mad or holler at you again. 1540 01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:49,045 Good. 'Cause we're lost. 1541 01:19:49,175 --> 01:19:52,048 You-- 1542 01:19:52,178 --> 01:19:54,180 Family jewels. 1543 01:19:54,311 --> 01:19:57,357 So, Edward--Mm-hmm? 1544 01:19:57,488 --> 01:19:59,925 How do you suggest we proceed from here? 1545 01:20:00,056 --> 01:20:02,580 Well, there's two ways we can go. Either that way or that way. 1546 01:20:04,321 --> 01:20:06,236 Why don't we let you pick? 1547 01:20:06,366 --> 01:20:10,066 Let me pick? That's my man. That's what I'm talkin' about. 1548 01:20:10,196 --> 01:20:12,068 Which way? 1549 01:20:12,198 --> 01:20:13,939 That way. 1550 01:20:15,245 --> 01:20:17,334 [ Horn Blows ] 1551 01:20:17,464 --> 01:20:20,337 It's this way, Ralph. 1552 01:20:22,295 --> 01:20:23,383 This should be it. Straight up. 1553 01:20:23,514 --> 01:20:25,168 Let's hope. 1554 01:20:29,215 --> 01:20:31,827 [ Laughs ] 1555 01:20:31,957 --> 01:20:33,916 Hey, Norton, this is it. You're my man, dog. 1556 01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:37,615 Aaah! 1557 01:20:42,228 --> 01:20:43,795 [ Car Door Shuts ] 1558 01:20:43,926 --> 01:20:46,145 [ Car Alarm Chirps ] 1559 01:20:48,582 --> 01:20:50,846 Ralph, what are you waitin' for? 1560 01:20:50,976 --> 01:20:53,196 There's an S.U.V. on the manhole cover. 1561 01:20:53,326 --> 01:20:55,285 You're yellin', Ralph. 1562 01:20:55,415 --> 01:20:57,635 This way is blocked, and it's Davis. 1563 01:20:57,765 --> 01:21:00,203 Okay, another manhole, two blocks down. 1564 01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:01,726 [ Bell Jingles ][ Indistinct ] 1565 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:05,164 You think we're too late?Not if she hasn't signed yet. 1566 01:21:07,558 --> 01:21:09,299 You don't have to read it. 1567 01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:15,479 Oh. Glad you two made up. But Alice isn't here, Ralph. 1568 01:21:15,609 --> 01:21:17,350 She didn't want to stick around and watch that. 1569 01:21:17,481 --> 01:21:19,352 Ma'am, don't sign that! 1570 01:21:21,006 --> 01:21:23,879 That's no good.That's good. 1571 01:21:24,009 --> 01:21:26,969 Miss Benvenuti--Oh, no, no. Don't put that down. 1572 01:21:27,099 --> 01:21:30,363 You can't stop once you've started. It's-- It's unethical. 1573 01:21:30,494 --> 01:21:32,452 I'm Ralph Kramden, Alice's husband. 1574 01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:35,673 Uh, oh, well, this is, uh-- Well-- Mr. Q? 1575 01:21:35,803 --> 01:21:37,588 It's a little wet, isn't it? It's dirty, but, uh-- 1576 01:21:37,718 --> 01:21:39,807 I mean, we can blow-dry it off and do whatever-- 1577 01:21:39,938 --> 01:21:42,114 But it's for you. 1578 01:21:42,245 --> 01:21:45,204 I'll take the check as is. 1579 01:21:45,335 --> 01:21:47,511 Okay, everyone, just-- 1580 01:21:47,641 --> 01:21:50,209 Look, I'll-- I'll give you even more, all right? 1581 01:21:50,340 --> 01:21:52,255 Thank you--You got it. 1582 01:21:52,385 --> 01:21:54,648 but I don't think so. 1583 01:21:54,779 --> 01:21:56,999 I'd rather have my house remain a home. 1584 01:21:57,129 --> 01:22:00,393 Yeah! Thank you, Miss Benvenuti. Thank you. 1585 01:22:00,524 --> 01:22:03,396 Thank you.Thank you, Mr. Kramden. 1586 01:22:03,527 --> 01:22:05,790 It's a pleasure doing business with you. 1587 01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:09,402 You can't do this to me.Nobody's doing anything to you. 1588 01:22:09,533 --> 01:22:11,317 This is business. 1589 01:22:11,448 --> 01:22:13,015 It's not personal. 1590 01:22:15,321 --> 01:22:17,541 [ Karate Yell ] 1591 01:22:17,671 --> 01:22:20,196 Miss Benvenuti, we'll be calling you. 1592 01:22:20,326 --> 01:22:22,415 All right. 1593 01:22:32,469 --> 01:22:34,297 [ Vehicle Approaching ] 1594 01:23:14,424 --> 01:23:16,948 [ Exhales ] Ralph-- 1595 01:23:17,079 --> 01:23:19,995 Just give me a second, okay? 1596 01:23:22,736 --> 01:23:26,479 Alice, I've wasted so much time, 1597 01:23:26,610 --> 01:23:30,005 made so many bad choices. 1598 01:23:31,441 --> 01:23:34,313 There's only one thing I've ever done right, 1599 01:23:34,444 --> 01:23:36,315 and that's love you. 1600 01:23:39,405 --> 01:23:41,146 Baby, let's go home. 1601 01:23:44,584 --> 01:23:46,804 You mean the one we just bought? 1602 01:23:48,719 --> 01:23:50,373 How did-- How did you do that? 1603 01:23:50,503 --> 01:23:53,028 Norton helped out a little bit, 1604 01:23:53,158 --> 01:23:55,378 but no one deserves this more than you, Alice. 1605 01:23:57,119 --> 01:24:00,035 Baby, you're the greatest. 1606 01:24:11,829 --> 01:24:15,485 [ Brakes Squeal ][ Glass Shatters ] 1607 01:24:15,615 --> 01:24:17,139 All right, guys, quit your pissin' and moanin'. 1608 01:24:17,269 --> 01:24:20,533 The doghouse is not that heavy, and it goes in the back... 1609 01:24:20,664 --> 01:24:22,883 facing east so it gets feng shui, you got it? 1610 01:24:23,014 --> 01:24:24,798 And Mama Gibson, please don't drop another box. 1611 01:24:24,929 --> 01:24:26,713 I don't got insurance, okay? 1612 01:24:26,844 --> 01:24:28,889 You don't have no manners either, Mr. Eazy Dodge. 1613 01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:31,457 You're gonna get into it with me, are you? That's all right. 1614 01:24:31,588 --> 01:24:34,156 Ladies, please hurry up. We're gonna have a lunch break. 1615 01:24:34,286 --> 01:24:37,333 ...and make this house a home. Amen.Amen. 1616 01:24:37,463 --> 01:24:38,421 All right, eat up, everybody. 1617 01:24:38,551 --> 01:24:41,598 [ Mrs. Gibson ] Thank you, sweetheart. 1618 01:24:41,728 --> 01:24:44,340 Y'all, here we are-- Finally. 1619 01:24:44,470 --> 01:24:46,516 To our own home. 1620 01:24:46,646 --> 01:24:48,996 Cheers, y'all.[ Trixie ] Cheers. 1621 01:24:49,127 --> 01:24:50,694 [ Chattering ] 1622 01:24:50,824 --> 01:24:53,523 Hey, Ralph. Ralph. I got a surprise for you. Let go. 1623 01:24:53,653 --> 01:24:55,829 Let go. Let go. Good boy. 1624 01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:58,223 I trained Iggy, right? He's gonna be your dog servant. 1625 01:24:58,354 --> 01:25:01,444 Fetch you a beer, get you a newspaper when you want. 1626 01:25:01,574 --> 01:25:04,621 Isn't that your train right there? 1627 01:25:04,751 --> 01:25:06,666 Would you look at that? A million dollars. 1628 01:25:06,797 --> 01:25:09,060 Yeah, Ralph. Isn't that your train? 1629 01:25:09,191 --> 01:25:10,670 The one with the solid brass trim? 1630 01:25:10,801 --> 01:25:13,369 Shut up.What? Oh, yo, man. I'm sorry. 1631 01:25:13,499 --> 01:25:14,587 I'm sorry. 1632 01:25:14,718 --> 01:25:16,894 Ralph, you gonna watch the game later on? 1633 01:25:17,024 --> 01:25:18,417 Solid brass? 1634 01:25:18,548 --> 01:25:20,550 Ralph, you said you wasn't gonna get mad at me no more. 1635 01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:23,901 No. No, Norton, I'm not gonna get mad. 1636 01:25:24,031 --> 01:25:27,470 No, I'm not gonna yell. I'm just gonna kill you! 1637 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:29,211 Where you goin'?Run, baby! 1638 01:25:29,341 --> 01:25:33,606 I know where there's another train-- and it's got a bell too. 1639 01:25:33,737 --> 01:25:36,087 You better know where there's another train. 1640 01:25:36,218 --> 01:25:38,263 Come on, man! For real! 1641 01:25:51,494 --> 01:25:53,670 [ Speaking Indistinctly ] 1642 01:25:57,978 --> 01:26:01,286 See, Ed here is a special child. 1643 01:26:06,073 --> 01:26:08,511 [ Yelling ] 1644 01:26:13,559 --> 01:26:15,170 [ Laughing ] 1645 01:26:18,608 --> 01:26:21,263 Stop rubbing on his balls. Get out the chair, Iggy. 1646 01:26:21,393 --> 01:26:24,004 Is that his balls? Oh, man. Why didn't you tell me? 1647 01:26:24,135 --> 01:26:26,746 Well, my father used to train neglected Chihuahuas 1648 01:26:26,877 --> 01:26:30,489 with Down Syndrome, and then-- 1649 01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:32,752 It's not that he has any kind of mental problem, 1650 01:26:32,883 --> 01:26:35,581 he just likes--[ Laughing ] 1651 01:26:35,712 --> 01:26:39,672 Let it go. Sitting up here looking like a birthday balloon. 1652 01:26:39,803 --> 01:26:41,848 Sitting up here looking like a bottle of dishwashing liquid. 1653 01:26:41,979 --> 01:26:43,720 Kumquat-- Summer squash-- Stick of butter, 1654 01:26:43,850 --> 01:26:45,765 and you want me to let it go? 1655 01:26:45,896 --> 01:26:47,158 You look more like a piece of-- 1656 01:26:47,289 --> 01:26:49,987 [ Speaking in Spanish ] 1657 01:26:50,117 --> 01:26:51,510 [ Bleep ] 1658 01:26:51,641 --> 01:26:53,730 [ Speaking Indistinctly ] 1659 01:29:24,881 --> 01:29:26,752 I'm Ronald.And I'm Ernie. 1660 01:29:26,883 --> 01:29:28,711 [ Both ] And we're the Isley brothers. 1661 01:29:28,841 --> 01:29:31,409 [ Singing ]