Remember, Kanak Sharma is a candidate backed by Radhe Bhaiyya!
We must elect Radhe Bhaiyya's candidate...
as the general secretary of our union once again this year
Here are the benefits if Radhe Bhaiyya's candidate wins
You can go watch a movie and your attendance will still be recorded
You can carry notes to cheat in the exams
No action will be taken for winking at pretty girls
The famous dance party from Delhi has already arrived...
all arrangements for the celebration are in place
We're only waiting for the results to be declared
l've spent so much in this election
lf l lose this election, l'll have to commit suicide
Hey, Hemant bhaiyya... why will you commit suicide?
lt's Kanak Sharma who's going to die. l'll murder the bastard
Are you out of your mind? Why do you keep talking nonsense?
Alex has told me. l'll bump off the bastard
Tiwari, skip the blah-blah
You aren't supposed to think aloud
Radhe!
''Sweetheart...''
''sweetheart...''
''my heart says, sweetheart...''
''come and meet me...''
''don't ever go far away from me''
''No, no, no...''
''l'm not falling in love...''
''don't steal my heart...''
''don't get closer to me''
''Look, let me tell you...''
''in love, when you say no, it means yes''
''Pretty girls' excuses are ages old, no one has ever figured them out''
''They won't say a word, their eyes do the talking...''
''and they steal our hearts''
''You'd better admit it...''
''those who fall in love, shed tears''
''Some gain, some lose, some smile, some cry...''
''some awake, some sleep every moment''
''lt stokes the fires, it causes you to pine...''
''it torments you so''
''No, no, no...''
''Sweetheart...''
''my heart says, sweetheart...''
''come and meet me...''
''don't ever go far away from me''
''The first breeZe of dawn, awakens the world...''
''the bees have started to hum...''
''the birds take to their wings...''
''colourful decorations mark every courtyard''
''For blessings...''
''for fulfillment...''
''at Your feet, Radha offers flowers, O Krishna''
''You are the one in my heart...''
''O Krishna...''
''The colourful Krishna''
''l'm craZed in love, l have lost my senses...''
''You are the one l am devoted to''
''At Your doorstep, all day and night...''
''it's Your name l always chant''
''Whatever l possess, is Yours...''
''to You, l dedicate my life''
''at Your feet, Radha offers flowers, O Krishna''
''You are the one in my heart...''
''O Krishna...''
The sound of your daughter's melodious voice every morning...
erases all our worries
You finished your 12th. What have you planned to do next, my child?
She's going to attend college now. - What will she gain in college?
She's going to be married after all
My son-in-law to-be has expressed the wish that she studies further
l see. ls that true, Rameshwar?
Yes, Uncle. All l could learn at the tutelage was the Vedas
At least she must be a graduate
So you want a wife who speaks English!
But you know how things are at the college, don't you?
Kids in Agra study less and watch movies more
Nirjara is not like that. And she has lndu for company
She'll take the 7:35 a.m. Frontier Mail every morning
The college is near the station. As soon as her classes are over...
she'll take the 16:35 express train back
''Away from a world of hatred...''
''in a world of love...''
''may you find happiness, my friend...''
''When an animals kill man...''
''And now man has slain an animal...''
''why is the world quiet?''
''Give me that pickle''
l'm told there was a furore yesterday. You got into a fight at the college
Fight? No, brother. l broke their legs
lf l had not got there on time, Alex's men would have killed Kanak
Why do you need to interfere in someone else's affairs?
He's a friend. Would l remain silent, if someone came to beat you up?
Besides, it's my college
lt was! How many years is it since you passed out of college?
But you still hang out there. For no rhyme or reason
Will you spend the life of a vagabond or find some work to do?
Enough. Let him have the breakfast in peace
Give me a puri, sister-in-law. - Why one? Help yourself to 50
Feed him the free food and make a stronger bull out of him
So he can keep attacking everyone!
Here's your puri, your bread... and your milk
Don't waste the food
Radhe... - No
Listen, Radhe... - No, sister-in-law
See that? You made him get up while he was eating!
The skies haven't fallen. You're the one who has spoilt him
He goes around with that horrible hair of his...
and makes a few others hang out with him too
l don't know what he's going to do in life
Radhe's an old student of the college
He rags the new students with his friends
Don't look at them! Just keep walking
Look, Radhe. There's a fresher with lndu
Listen
come here
Not you. Go to your class and get on with your studies
First year?
B.A. pass course
can't you say good morning to your seniors?
Not like that. Say it like an attentive soldier
Keep saluting me like that every time you pass by
All right. - What's that?
And what's this? - A peacock feather
l can see that. But why have you kept it in a book?
Kept in a notebook, it doubles
Must be laying eggs!
What's in the box?
Wow! Puri and a vegetable dish
Nice
No, don't wipe your hands on my shirt!
What are you doing, Radhe!
Don't wipe it with that. lt'll be a sin
What's your name?
Nirjara
Meaning? - Meaning? lt's my name
lt's very a difficult name. So l asked for the meaning
l don't know. - Who named you?
My mother did
So ask your mother. - She's dead
ls your father alive? - Yes
So ask him when you come tomorrow
All right. - Thanks
You saved me from sinning
The lunch-box
When that peacock feather doubles, give me one!
Father, why did Ma name me Nirjara?
Because your mother loved my mother
Your grandma. Her name was Nirjara Devi too
What does it mean, father?
Why do you need to know today?
Tell me, father. Everybody asks me. They even tease me
Nirjara means...
Money?
Here you are
chandu... give her a cup of tea
Very well, Radhe bhaiyya
Nut!
Have patience. l'm giving it to you
Leave that alone. What are you doing?
Here you are...
stop bothering me
Forgive me, Radhe! lt was a mistake!
l'll never tease a girl again! l beg at your feet
Please forgive me... just once!
Drink
Drink it up. Go on
Binti, if you're going upstairs, wake up your uncle
Let him sleep, Papa. Today's a Sunday
Today's his birthday, silly! - Birthday!
Wake him up quickly. We'll get ready and go to Brindavan for prayers
How much money, mister? - No, sir...
how can we take any money from Radhe bhaiyya?
Hello, Radhe bhaiyya!
See your brother-in-law's reputation?
The flower seller won't take money from him!
People salute him out of fear. - They respect me...
and you don't like that either. - Now look. These things...
Do you want me to go away? - How will you go away?
You're an amaZing man! lt's Radhe's birthday today
At least stop taunting him today. come, let's go
''O Revered Guru...''
''deign to bless me''
''Grant unto me knowledge and education''
My child, make some porridge. Rameshwar likes it
Very well, father
ln whose name is the offering to be made?
ln the name of Radhe Mohan
Excuse me...
please come here
Hello. - Hello
So you are the priest's daughter?
Yes, we are Brahmins
My father says, our forefathers used to be priests in this very temple
l know nothing about my forefathers. What l do know is that...
my great grandfather used to play hockey for the English team
My grandfather played hockey with Gyanchand and Dhyanchand
ln extras, too. My father broke his thumb while playing football
So he took to selling hockey sticks
ls that why you beat everyone with hockey sticks?
What? - What happened?
Something in my eye
Here... give it some heat
You found out what your name means? - Yes
What is it? - Nirjara
''Jar'' means death. So Nirjara means lmmortality
There's a religious interpretation too
One's soul is tied to his deeds
Deep meditation frees the soul. And that is called Nirjara
Here you are. - What's that?
Gujia (a snack)
Got a few more? - Yes
For my niece
Where did you buy it? - Not bought it. l myself made it
Both are nice
The Gujia and your name too. - Your name is nice too
Radhe Mohan is another name for Lord Krishna. You know that?
Your attention, ladies and gentlemen!
She first said ''ras'' (juice)
She then said ''gul'' (rose)
And then she said ''le'' (take)
Listen, ras, gul and le...
that's how she broke up the rasgollah !
Thank you very much
She's now going to bore us to death with a poem
clear your throat!
''Stars are nothing but the Sun of the night''
''Like the West is also East''
We get that! So what happens next?
Go on, Nirjara
They won't let me speak
North in South, East in West... so what's new?
l've taken the trouble of coming to the stage...
because l've liked her poem very much
And since l have liked it, you will like it too.Get that?
Those who understand will quietly listen to the recital...
and those who don't, will still sit quietly and listen
Everything's under control. Please come
clap for her
''Stars are nothing but the Suns of the night''
''Like the West is also the East''
''The Earth is the daughter of the Sun...''
''suspended on a bed in the skies''
''The Sun is an eye-full of light...''
''spread everywhere around''
''Where are my...''
Radhe-ji... my recital is over
''How l love meeting you, and talking to you''
''What's all this about and why... l don't know''
''But whatever it is...''
''l love it''
''How l love meeting you, and talking to you''
''What's all this about and why... l don't know''
''But whatever it is...''
''l love it''
''Little things about you, every meeting we have...''
''they torment me, when you're not with me''
''What's all this about and why... l don't know''
''But whatever it is...''
''l love it''
''You give a fragrance to my days and nights...''
''yours is the name etched on my heart''
''What's all this about and why... l don't know''
''But whatever it is...''
''l love it''
''How l love meeting you, and talking to you''
Radhe...? - Yes, sis-in-law?
What are you doing here at this hour of the night?
l couldn't go to sleep. So l thought l'd read a book
Why do you need a book so late in the night?
Say something!
Funny!
Stop here
Sister...
haven't your husband and Rahul come?
This is the limit
How can he separate a child from his mother, for the sake of money?
God! Atmaram used to make demands of 20 and 30,000 rupees earlier
He's asking for 200,000 now
Remaining silent will not do, Guruji
We'll have to do something about it
There's no need to do anything. l don't want to live with that man
l'll find some work here... l'll help you in your work
l'll raise the money in a few days and bring back my Rahul
My son must be so harassed
Gardener...
ls this 7\32 ? - Yes, it is. So?
l want to meet the one stays here. - l'm the one. Go on
Not you. We wish to see Radhe Sir
What for? - We'll tell him that
Just go and tell him that there's someone here to see him
All right
Sit down inside. l'll call him
Who's it?
Are my pants all right?
Go on
So what brings you here? - Actually...
What's her name? - lndu
lndu-ji, will you please let her speak? Go on
Actually... - Say nothing
First tell me what you will have, Tea, coffee, a cold-drink?
Samosas, biscuits...? - Nothing
lmpossible. This is the first time you've come to my house. Have something
Aslam... - Yes?
Get some Diet coke and samosas from Balwant
He makes excellent samosas. And listen...
give me a cigarette. Mine are over
Here you are. - come back soon
Aslam... come here
Yes, brother? - Who are they?
They study in our college. - l see
Sir, we have a problem
The exams start tomorrow and Nirjara is very upset
Why? Hasn't she been studying?
No, actually... - She has lost her admission card
l had kept it in my book. lt has gone missing
So? - A notice on the college board says...
they won't allow us to appear for the exams without the card
You have come to me with such a small problem?
Know what? We'll tear out the notice board and throw it away
When the notice board is thrown away, you can appear for the exams
can't we request the Principal?
Actually, Nirjara... l don't make requests
What l say once is the final call
Piping hot samosas!
Keep it here
Have a diet coke
Here you are
Have some samosas
For you
Have the samosas and coke... and leave the tension to me
For you
ls there anything else l can send, Radhe Sir?
No thanks. Everything's here. l don't need anything
Not even you
catch
The phone won't ring ever
People raise a loan to either buy a house or for education
But you write the reason as...
l want to pay the money to my in-laws and bring my son back
You haven't written anything in the column meant for sureties?
lf l had something to mortgage, why would l come here for a loan?
We need some guarantee that you will repay the loan
You mean honesty has no value at all?
ln that case, give me your honesty. l'll create a charge on it, okay?
Well? Where is your honesty? - What things are you saying to me?
l don't want any loan from you. Thank you!
l'll find many who'll give me a loan
My exams went off well. But l'm a bit scared
Don't be scared. God will take care of everything
How did your exams go? - Very well
lf you want your marks increased, let me know. l can get it down
Oh yes, certainly. - Let her talk to me
Well, thank you
Well, Radhe...? She was profusely thanking you. What's up?
She lost her identity card and sought my help to appear for the exams
That's very careless of her! Hey girl...
Forget it. She's a decent girl. - Decent girl means a lovable girl
Which means an innocent girl. - Which means a good girl
The gentleman appears to have changed
What do you mean by a good girl? - She sings well
When did she sing for you? - She was singing hymns in the temple
His grandma and mine also sing nice hymns...
but you never went to the temple to listen to them
My brother and sister-in-law dragged me there
So she sings nice hymns. can't be anything else
Well... what's that called? Gujia. She makes nice gujias
So you had the Gujias too? - Yes
Why are you eyes so red?
l couldn't sleep all night. - Sleep is lost, peace is lost
Do you at least feel hungry? - Radhe bhaiyya's a gone case!
He's fallen in love with her!
Look at his face! lsn't he blushing!
Don't talk nonsense!
Aslam, Radhe appears to have changed nowadays
Love is spoiling him rotten, sister-in-law
What? Are you speaking the truth? - Don't you know?
lt's the girl who came to your house the other day
The one l brought the samosas and the diet coke for
Oh yes, l guessed something was fishy
You know the priest, who keeps ringing the bell without any clothes on?
She's his daughter. - Must you talk like that about elders?
Why not? He's going to be related to you, isn't he?
Rascal
Sister-in-law, give me a thousand rupees
At once
Here, have a laddoo
l have a sweet-heart. l don't need laddoos
You need them badly, go ahead and eat it
Here you are. - What's this? l need only 1000 rupees
Keep it. You might need it. - Why a couple of thousands?
Stuff five or ten thousand in his pocket
lt isn't from the money you give me. lt's from my savings, keep it
Let's go, Aslam
Why did you have to give that good-for-nothing anymore money?
Why do you want to spoil him even more?
Wrong! lt's time for our Radhe to turn a new leaf
Really? Did you hear that in a divine announcement?
He has fallen in love
What? Fallen in love? - Yes
Radhe's in love? - Yes
l wonder which girl has been struck by misfortune!
Don't say such inauspicious things. You didn't ask me who the girl is
As if you won't tell unless l ask
lt's the one we met at the temple. She sang in such a sweet voice
lt's the priest's daughter who even came to our house
Oh yes... - She reminds me of my sister...
who's no more. - There she goes again
The same features, the same smile and laughter
Hurry up, move it
Move it!
Hey glasses... aren't you satisfied topping for three years? Get up
This one's old enough to be a mother and she's still studying
Watch it, Aslam. She's a lecturer! - Lecturer?
Madam, will you please go out?
Have you eaten? - Yes
My friends have been ribbing me of late
They say, my love story's all set, all fixed up. But l told them...
lt's another matter that l've changed a bit over the last week or two
l'm beginning to feel a sense of responsibility
l'm thinking of taking up a nice job
ln a beer bar, you know. The job of a bouncer or a bodyguard
l don't get a word of what you're saying
That's exactly what l love about you. You don't get anything at all
All right, l'll explain
Now look at this and this... carefully
What happened? A clap, right?
lt happened when this hand and this hand came close together
You're one hand, l'm the other
We ought to meet like that
Radhe's using philosophy to reason with her
You must be wondering whether my folks will accept you, isn't it?
But you needn't worry. They are very orthodox, no doubt
But if l don't eat for a day or two, everything will be all right
lf your father creates any trouble, right under his ear, on the neck...
l'll give him a tight slap
Fifteen days after our marriage, he won't know where he is
You heard what l said? That's full and final
Yes
That...
''O ascetic...''
''l've fallen in love with you''
''l've fallen in love''
''My eyes yearn to see your face''
''My eyes yearn to see you, l shed tears when l miss you...''
''on my lips, is your name...''
''in my breath, is your name...''
''my heart... oh l've lost my heart''
''l've fallen in love with you''
''O hermit...''
''Like a lotus blossoming in moonlight...''
''is your lovely face, my love''
''Like a couplet penned in simplicity...''
''is your lovely face, my love''
''My eyes yearn to see you, l shed tears when l miss you...''
''on my lips, is your name...''
''in my breath, is your name...''
''my heart... oh l've lost my heart''
''l've fallen in love with you''
''Appear in my dreams, live in my heart...''
''show me a glimpse of your beautiful face, my love''
''Without you, my heart won't be placated anymore...''
''come to me and don't go away ever''
''My eyes yearn to see you, l shed tears when l miss you...''
''on my lips, is your name...''
''in my breath, is your name...''
''my heart... oh l've lost my heart''
''l've fallen in love with you''
''l've fallen in love''
You've come to the canteen after ages...
and you're smiling to yourself? What's the matter?
There's surely something brewing in his heart
Don't hide it from your friends. Tell us... what's it all about?
So you've reached a stage where you're exchanging gifts!
For your girlfriend?
Radhe... Nirjara
chander, what's her brother's name? - Not brother. lt's her fiance
Rameshwar
But you needn't be worried.
The match isn't finalised yet, they're only talking about it
What happened, mister? - Leave the bike at the stand
But what is all this about? - l'll explain, l'll tell you...
will you step aside, please?
Master, send a cup of tea for the gentleman?
No tea, send a cup of special coffee for him
No, l won't have any tea or coffee
lt's time for my prayers. l must go home
God is not running away
He is where he is, you can sit here
Sit down
So, do you know him?
No, who is he?
You don't know him? You don't know your own folks?
You ought to drown out of shame! He's related to you, you know
Related? He isn't...?
What lineage do you come from, mister?
Are you going to pickle the lineage? Not the village...
he's related to you through Nirjara. - How?
He's your brother-in-law
Brother-in-law
Ponytail
Go on, your brother-in-law's calling you
Yes?
Look, l'll tell you just once. Listen carefully
l have a scene going with her. Who?
Nirjara. l've settled it all with her yesterday
Final. You get that?
l mustn't see you with her again, okay?
lf l see you with her ever again, l'll set your ponytail on fire...
and you'll fly into the skies like a rocket
You get that?
Go away
Poor guy
You've collected very little money in the bank, Archana?
They take away all the money in the brokerage
But you're getting a loan, aren't you? - Of course, why not?
God! This is the limit!
They've started a brothel right here in the locality
Stop talking and get to work
You go to number 3, and you go to number 5
The one who owned the house sold it and went away to Mumbai
These people are not leaving the locality anymore
God alone knows what's going to happen now
Nirjara... one moment
l... at the college yesterday...
nothing, go on
Not from here. Go from there
l'll sit there, Nirjara. You sit here
l've brought a gift for you
l had bought it yesterday, but ponytail ruined my mood
lt's made to order. lt'll look great in your feet
No, l don't want it
Feeling shy? Why do you have to be shy?
Take it
lt isn't how you think it is
No, it isn't how you think it is
lt isn't silver. lt's white gold
l don't have at heart the things you have
But... in the library you said, you and l...
People are watching. Please don't create a farce
l'm the one who's being subjected to a farce
Everyone in the college laughs at me. But l don't care for them
We mustn't worry about them because...
we have a whole life ahead of us. Take it now
O God!
l swear it on my education. l haven't any such thing on my mind
Do you think l lack something?
Have l bad habits? Am l not a nice man?
Tell me, l'll change everything
Nirjara... listen to me
Hands off me!
Thug! Rascal!
l know this was going to happen!
l had told you to say ''l love you'' to her
l even wished you a happy married life!
And you go and tell her that you'll slap her father
''He'll wake up ten days after the marriage and wonder where he is''
Forget about what has happened and think of the future
l have an idea. Know what?
Woo lndu, Nirjara's best friend. She'll lure Nirjara for you
Shut up! He can't score with one girl, and you're talking about another!
l have an idea too
Let's write on the Taj Mahal: ''With love from Radhe Mohan to Nirjara''
She'll melt the moment she reads that
Well? Didn't you like the idea? - Here, have some grams
She called you a thug, didn't she?
So stop getting into fights and brawls from today
Turn into a good boy
Your work will be done!
You sway because there's a girl with you?
l said l'm sorry. - Will that set everything right?
Save him someone!
Well? You aren't ashamed are you?
When you get beaten up, you come to Radhe Mohan with your tail wagging?
ln trouble, some people invoke God and some invoke the devil!
And there you were... crying Radhe! Radhe!
Because we're your friends, must we getjust about anywhere for you...
and do anything for you? But if you wear a salwar kameeZ...
and come to us with Gujia, we'll even lick your feet
Aslam... skip the nonsense
You hear that? You do? Go away, get lost