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Hello, stranger.
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Sorry. Looking for a cigarette.
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I've given up.
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Thank you.
5
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- Got to be somewhere?
- Work.
6
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You didn't fancy my sandwiches?
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- Don't eat fish.
- Why not?
8
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Fish piss in the sea.
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- So do children.
- Don't eat children, either.
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What's your work?
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I'm sort of a journalist.
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- What sort?
- I write obituaries.
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Are we in for a long wait?
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She was 21 when she came in.
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Does it hurt?
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I'll live.
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Do you want me to put your leg up?
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Yes, please.
19
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Who cut off your crusts?
20
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Me.
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Did your mother cut off your crusts
when you were a little boy?
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- Yes, I believe she did.
- You should eat your crusts.
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You should stop smoking.
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How long was I out?
25
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- About 10 seconds.
- Then what?
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You came to. You focused on me.
27
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You said, "Hello, stranger."
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What a floozy.
29
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The cabbie crossed himself, he went,
"Thank fuck. I thought I'd killed her."
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I said, "Let's get her to a hospital."
He hesitated.
31
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I think he thought there'd be paperwork
and he'd be held responsible.
32
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So I said with a slight sneer,
"Please just drop us at the hospital."
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Show me the sneer.
34
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Very good, buster.
35
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Thank you.
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- I told you, I've given up.
- Try harder.
37
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You live here?
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Just arrived from New York.
39
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Taking a vacation?
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I'm on an expedition.
41
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Where's your baggage?
42
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- Where are you staying?
- I'm a waif.
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A red bus.
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Policeman or "bobby."
Observe the distinctive helmet.
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Saint Paul's Cathedral.
Please note the famous dome.
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- This is a truly magnificent tour.
- It's the London tourists never get to see.
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- What's this?
- I've no idea.
48
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They're all people
who died saving the lives of others.
49
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I've been here before.
50
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Twenty years ago, we came here.
51
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My mother's dead. My father and I came here
the afternoon she died.
52
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She was a smoker.
She died in the hospital, actually.
53
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- Is your father still alive?
- Hanging on.
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He's in a home.
55
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- You're late for work.
- You saying you want me to go?
56
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I'm saying you're late for work.
57
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How did you end up writing obituaries?
58
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Well, I had dreams of being a writer,
but I had no voice.
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What am I saying? I had no talent.
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So I ended up in obituaries,
which is the Siberia of journalism.
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Tell me what you do.
I want to imagine you in Siberia.
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Really?
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We call it "the obits page."
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There's three of us: Me, Graham, and Harry.
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When I get to work, without fail...
Are you sure you want to know?
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Well, if someone important died,
we go to the "deep freeze"...
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which is a computer file...
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with all the obituaries,
and we find the dead person's life.
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People's obituaries are written
while they're still alive?
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Some people's.
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Then Harry, he's the editor,
decides who we'll lead with.
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Then we make calls, check facts.
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At 6:00, we stand around the computer
and look at the next day's page...
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and make final changes.
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Add a few euphemisms
for our own amusement.
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Such as?
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"He was a convivial fellow."
Meaning he was an alcoholic.
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"He valued his privacy." Gay.
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"He enjoyed his privacy." Raging queen.
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What would my euphemism be?
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- "She was disarming."
- That's not a euphemism.
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Yes, it is.
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- What were you doing in New York?
- You know.
84
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Well, no, I don't. What, were you studying?
85
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Stripping.
86
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Look at your little eyes.
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I can't see my little eyes.
88
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Why did you leave?
89
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Problems with a male.
90
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- Boyfriend?
- Kind of.
91
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And you left him, just like that?
92
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It's the only way to leave.
"I don't love you anymore. Goodbye."
93
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- Supposing you do still love them?
- You don't leave.
94
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- You've never left somebody you still love?
- No.
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This is me.
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Enjoy your stay.
97
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Please remember
our traffic tends to come from the right.
98
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Bye.
99
00:10:07,611 --> 00:10:09,511
Do you have a girlfriend?
100
00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,211
Yeah. Ruth.
101
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She's called Ruth. She's a linguist.
102
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- What's your name?
- Alice.
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My name is Alice Ayres.
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Good.
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I'm just gonna change the film.
Are you okay for time?
106
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- Do you mind if I smoke?
- If you must.
107
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- I don't have to.
- Then don't.
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I liked your book.
109
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Thanks.
110
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- When's it published?
- Next year. How come you've read it?
111
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Your publisher sent me a manuscript.
I read it last night.
112
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You kept me up till 4:00.
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I'm flattered.
114
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,515
Is your heroine
based on someone you know?
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Yes. She's someone called Alice.
116
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How does she feel
about you stealing her life?
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Borrowing her life.
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I'm dedicating the book to her.
She's pleased.
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Do you exhibit?
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Sometimes. I have a thing next year.
121
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Portraits?
122
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- Of who?
- Strangers.
123
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How do your strangers feel
about you stealing their lives?
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Borrowing.
125
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Am I a stranger?
126
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No. You're a job.
127
00:12:06,304 --> 00:12:08,363
And you're a sloucher. Sit up.
128
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You didn't find it obscene?
129
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- What?
- The book.
130
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I thought it was accurate.
131
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About what?
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About sex. About love.
133
00:12:26,659 --> 00:12:28,092
In what way?
134
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- You wrote it.
- You read it till 4:00.
135
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Don't raise your eyebrows.
It makes you look smug.
136
00:12:43,477 --> 00:12:46,742
- But you did like it?
- Yes, but I could go off it.
137
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Stand up.
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00:13:00,795 --> 00:13:02,627
Any criticisms?
139
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,790
I'm not sure about the title.
140
00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:07,426
Got a better one?
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The Aquarium.
142
00:13:10,839 --> 00:13:12,568
So you liked the filth.
143
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- You like aquariums.
- Fish are therapeutic.
144
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- Hang out in aquariums, do you?
- When I can.
145
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Good for picking up strangers?
146
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Photographing strangers.
147
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Come here.
148
00:13:50,649 --> 00:13:52,310
You're beautiful.
149
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I don't kiss strange men.
150
00:14:02,728 --> 00:14:04,217
Neither do I.
151
00:15:15,572 --> 00:15:18,235
Do you and this Alice live together?
152
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Yes.
153
00:15:35,927 --> 00:15:37,325
Are you married?
154
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Yes.
155
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- No. Yes.
- Which?
156
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Separated.
157
00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:45,829
- Do you have any children?
- No.
158
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,897
- Would you like some?
- Yes, but not today.
159
00:15:49,642 --> 00:15:51,974
Would Alice like children?
160
00:15:53,012 --> 00:15:54,536
She's too young.
161
00:15:55,748 --> 00:15:59,241
She works in a café near here.
She's coming to meet me.
162
00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:01,419
Quite soon.
163
00:16:04,091 --> 00:16:06,423
Why are you wasting her time?
164
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,394
- You're judgmental.
- You're devious.
165
00:16:10,464 --> 00:16:14,161
I'm not wasting her time.
She's completely lovable.
166
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,065
And completely unleavable.
167
00:16:16,136 --> 00:16:20,164
And you don't want someone else
getting their dirty hands on her.
168
00:16:20,274 --> 00:16:22,300
- Men are crap.
- But all the same...
169
00:16:22,377 --> 00:16:24,004
They're still crap.
170
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:26,940
Your muse.
171
00:16:29,317 --> 00:16:32,310
- You've ruined my life.
- You'll get over it.
172
00:16:40,863 --> 00:16:42,023
Dan.
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Your shirt.
174
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,775
You all done?
175
00:16:59,316 --> 00:17:01,945
- How's the photographer?
- Good. Professional.
176
00:17:02,954 --> 00:17:05,320
Rigorous. Beady. One of your lot.
177
00:17:05,389 --> 00:17:07,619
- What, female?
- Americano.
178
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:13,195
Come on.
179
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,003
Anna?
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00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,409
- Alice.
- Hi.
181
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,475
- Sorry to interrupt.
- No, we've just finished.
182
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,112
- Would you like some tea?
- No, thanks.
183
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,987
I've been serving it all day.
Can I use your loo?
184
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,993
Sure. Just through there.
185
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:49,866
She is beautiful.
186
00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:51,996
- I've got to see you.
- No.
187
00:17:52,473 --> 00:17:54,031
What's this? Patriotism?
188
00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:55,939
- I don't want trouble.
- I'm not trouble.
189
00:17:56,011 --> 00:17:57,409
You're taken.
190
00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:01,277
- I've got to see you.
- Tough.
191
00:18:01,349 --> 00:18:04,010
- You kissed me.
- What are you, 12?
192
00:18:07,389 --> 00:18:09,687
I'm a block of ice.
193
00:18:13,028 --> 00:18:14,825
Will you take my photo?
194
00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:17,593
I've never been photographed
by a professional before.
195
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,261
I'd really appreciate it. I can pay you.
196
00:18:20,336 --> 00:18:22,065
No, I'd like to.
197
00:18:22,505 --> 00:18:24,336
Only if you don't mind.
198
00:18:24,941 --> 00:18:26,135
Why should I?
199
00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:28,200
Because you'll have to go away.
200
00:18:28,277 --> 00:18:31,111
We don't want him here
while we're working, do we?
201
00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:32,771
No, we don't.
202
00:18:35,786 --> 00:18:37,981
Right. I'll be in the pub on the corner.
203
00:18:38,055 --> 00:18:39,284
Have fun.
204
00:18:42,526 --> 00:18:43,858
Thank you.
205
00:18:44,195 --> 00:18:47,459
- Good luck with your exhibition.
- Good luck with your book.
206
00:19:02,981 --> 00:19:05,177
So you've got an exhibition?
207
00:19:06,118 --> 00:19:07,277
Yeah.
208
00:19:11,825 --> 00:19:13,655
I read Dan's book.
209
00:19:14,761 --> 00:19:17,558
You've had quite a life.
210
00:19:18,999 --> 00:19:20,330
Thanks.
211
00:19:26,406 --> 00:19:28,567
He said you work in a café?
212
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,539
I am a waitress.
213
00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:32,606
That's a temporary thing?
214
00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:34,570
No.
215
00:19:38,653 --> 00:19:41,144
Why don't you come over here and sit?
216
00:19:59,007 --> 00:20:01,476
- You live here?
- I do now.
217
00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,541
Because you're single?
218
00:20:04,147 --> 00:20:06,411
Who was your last boyfriend?
219
00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:08,245
My husband.
220
00:20:08,318 --> 00:20:09,910
Was he English?
221
00:20:10,321 --> 00:20:12,949
- Very.
- What happened to him?
222
00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:16,151
Someone younger.
223
00:20:18,494 --> 00:20:21,362
You've got a great face.
224
00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:24,260
Doesn't everyone?
225
00:20:25,637 --> 00:20:27,126
I suppose so.
226
00:20:27,505 --> 00:20:28,562
I just...
227
00:20:28,639 --> 00:20:31,574
From the book,
somehow I thought you'd be less...
228
00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:33,203
What?
229
00:20:36,214 --> 00:20:38,375
I don't know what, exactly.
230
00:20:51,297 --> 00:20:54,892
How do you feel about him using your life?
231
00:20:55,569 --> 00:20:58,037
It's really none of your business.
232
00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:05,744
When he let me in downstairs...
233
00:21:06,646 --> 00:21:08,307
he had this look.
234
00:21:10,718 --> 00:21:13,152
I just listened to your conversation.
235
00:21:17,892 --> 00:21:19,826
I don't know what to say.
236
00:21:23,665 --> 00:21:25,495
I'm not a thief, Alice.
237
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,633
Do you want a drink?
238
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,200
I have some vodka in the fridge.
We could have a drink.
239
00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:38,109
Just take my picture.
240
00:21:59,270 --> 00:22:00,328
Good.
241
00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:00,355
Shit.
242
00:24:32,699 --> 00:24:34,530
What's the histology?
243
00:24:40,441 --> 00:24:41,771
Progressive?
244
00:24:42,510 --> 00:24:44,637
No. Sounds like an atrophy.
245
00:24:44,879 --> 00:24:46,539
Okay. Bye.
246
00:25:01,862 --> 00:25:03,194
Bollocks.
247
00:26:36,797 --> 00:26:38,128
Jesus.
248
00:29:18,203 --> 00:29:19,466
Anna?
249
00:29:23,643 --> 00:29:25,303
I got the coat.
250
00:29:26,079 --> 00:29:27,636
The white coat.
251
00:29:29,782 --> 00:29:31,113
So I see.
252
00:29:32,186 --> 00:29:34,518
I'm Larry. The doctor.
253
00:29:34,822 --> 00:29:36,118
Hello, Dr. Larry.
254
00:29:36,189 --> 00:29:39,125
Feel free to call me "The Sultan."
255
00:29:44,965 --> 00:29:47,934
I can't believe these things actually happen.
256
00:29:48,302 --> 00:29:50,770
I thought if you showed up,
you'd be an old trout.
257
00:29:50,838 --> 00:29:53,739
But you are bloody gorgeous.
258
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,301
Well, thank you.
259
00:29:58,446 --> 00:30:01,244
Fish. You gotta respect them.
260
00:30:02,585 --> 00:30:04,415
- Have you?
- Of course.
261
00:30:05,054 --> 00:30:07,614
We were fish. Long ago.
262
00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:09,924
Before we were apes.
263
00:30:13,629 --> 00:30:15,563
You mentioned a hotel.
264
00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:17,556
No rush.
265
00:30:19,368 --> 00:30:22,668
Actually, there is.
I've got to be in surgery by 3:00.
266
00:30:23,372 --> 00:30:27,002
- Are you having an operation?
- No, I'm doing one.
267
00:30:27,844 --> 00:30:30,541
- Are you really a doctor?
- I said I was.
268
00:30:31,715 --> 00:30:33,376
You are Anna?
269
00:30:35,686 --> 00:30:39,144
I'm sorry. Did I photograph you?
270
00:30:39,490 --> 00:30:41,116
Did we meet somewhere?
271
00:30:41,191 --> 00:30:44,855
Come on. Don't play games,
you nymph of the Net.
272
00:30:45,296 --> 00:30:47,822
- Excuse me?
- You were up for it yesterday.
273
00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:51,198
- Was I?
- Yeah. "Wear my wet knickers.
274
00:30:52,171 --> 00:30:54,001
"Sit on my face.
275
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,736
- "Cum-hungry bitch."
- Okay.
276
00:31:00,212 --> 00:31:02,407
Why do I feel like a pervert?
277
00:31:04,283 --> 00:31:07,811
I think you're the victim of a practical joke.
278
00:31:11,624 --> 00:31:14,218
- I am so sorry.
- It's okay.
279
00:31:18,366 --> 00:31:19,525
No.
280
00:31:20,968 --> 00:31:23,596
We spoke on the Net last night.
Now you've seen me...
281
00:31:23,671 --> 00:31:25,002
I wasn't on the Net last night.
282
00:31:25,072 --> 00:31:27,165
Where were you
between 6:45 and 7:00 p. M?
283
00:31:27,241 --> 00:31:28,832
That's really none of your business.
284
00:31:28,909 --> 00:31:31,878
- Where were you?
- On the Net, talking to you.
285
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,276
- Well, I was talking to someone.
- Someone pretending to be me.
286
00:31:39,821 --> 00:31:42,415
I think you were talking to Daniel Woolf.
287
00:31:42,491 --> 00:31:45,551
- Who?
- This guy I know. It's him.
288
00:31:45,627 --> 00:31:48,061
- No, I was talking to a woman.
- How do you know?
289
00:31:48,130 --> 00:31:50,793
Believe me, she was a woman.
I got a huge...
290
00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:53,665
She was a... She wasn't, was she?
291
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,197
No.
292
00:31:55,571 --> 00:31:57,436
What a bastard.
293
00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,608
How do you know him?
294
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:08,811
I don't really know him.
I took his photograph for a book he wrote.
295
00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:11,684
- I hope it sank without a trace.
- It's on its way.
296
00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:13,950
There is justice in the world.
297
00:32:14,491 --> 00:32:16,152
What's it called?
298
00:32:25,537 --> 00:32:26,970
The Aquarium.
299
00:32:27,037 --> 00:32:30,371
What a prick! He's advertising.
300
00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:34,970
But why would he pretend to be you?
301
00:32:35,915 --> 00:32:37,404
I think he likes me.
302
00:32:37,515 --> 00:32:40,143
Funny way of showing it.
Can't he send you flowers?
303
00:32:40,218 --> 00:32:42,847
Extraordinary thing, the Internet.
304
00:32:43,055 --> 00:32:45,819
Possibility of genuine
global communication.
305
00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:48,352
The first great democratic medium.
306
00:32:48,427 --> 00:32:51,124
Absolutely. It's the future.
307
00:32:51,531 --> 00:32:53,863
Two guys wanking in cyberspace.
308
00:32:54,267 --> 00:32:56,030
He was the wanker.
309
00:32:57,470 --> 00:32:59,804
I'll say this for him, he can write.
310
00:33:01,408 --> 00:33:02,773
Is he in love with you?
311
00:33:02,843 --> 00:33:05,073
I don't know. No.
312
00:33:05,645 --> 00:33:08,479
- Are you in love with him?
- I hardly know him.
313
00:33:08,549 --> 00:33:10,710
But you're sort of interested.
314
00:33:10,852 --> 00:33:13,184
I think he's interesting.
315
00:33:13,488 --> 00:33:15,956
No, don't. I look like a criminal in photos.
316
00:33:16,023 --> 00:33:17,923
Please. It's my birthday.
317
00:33:18,159 --> 00:33:19,286
Really?
318
00:33:20,095 --> 00:33:21,357
Really.
319
00:33:35,744 --> 00:33:37,042
Happy birthday.
320
00:33:40,216 --> 00:33:41,274
Thank you.
321
00:33:41,985 --> 00:33:44,783
This man comes into the café today
and he says:
322
00:33:44,854 --> 00:33:47,949
"Hey, waitress, what are you waiting for?"
323
00:33:48,424 --> 00:33:49,756
Funny guy.
324
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:53,685
So I go,
"I'm waiting for a man to come in here...
325
00:33:54,131 --> 00:33:57,658
"and fuck me sideways
with a beautiful line like that."
326
00:33:58,069 --> 00:33:59,558
What did he do?
327
00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:02,197
Asked for a cup of tea with two sugars.
328
00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:16,186
- I'm waiting for you.
- To do what?
329
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,722
Leave me.
330
00:34:20,693 --> 00:34:24,561
I'm not going to leave you.
I totally love you. Why is this?
331
00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:28,759
Please let me come.
I want to be there for you.
332
00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:32,302
- Are you ashamed of me?
- Of course not. I told you...
333
00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:34,771
- I want to be alone.
- Why?
334
00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:38,434
To grieve.
335
00:34:39,213 --> 00:34:40,703
To think.
336
00:34:43,283 --> 00:34:46,446
- I love you. Why won't you let me?
- It's only a weekend.
337
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:48,984
Why won't you let me love you?
338
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,890
Buster.
339
00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:01,699
Let's go to this thing...
340
00:35:01,903 --> 00:35:04,633
then I'll get my train. I'll be away one night.
341
00:35:04,973 --> 00:35:07,636
I'll be back before you know it, okay?
342
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,670
Do these people pay you?
Or do you pay them?
343
00:36:05,972 --> 00:36:07,302
Like it?
344
00:36:10,076 --> 00:36:11,407
No.
345
00:36:13,513 --> 00:36:15,572
What were you so sad about?
346
00:36:16,517 --> 00:36:18,883
- Life.
- What's that, then?
347
00:36:22,189 --> 00:36:25,090
So what do you reckon, in general?
348
00:36:25,459 --> 00:36:27,257
You want to talk about art?
349
00:36:27,329 --> 00:36:30,729
I know it's vulgar to discuss The Work
at an opening of The Work...
350
00:36:30,798 --> 00:36:32,925
but someone's got to do it.
351
00:36:34,936 --> 00:36:37,404
I'm serious. What do you think?
352
00:36:38,606 --> 00:36:40,095
It's a lie.
353
00:36:40,775 --> 00:36:44,404
It's a bunch of sad strangers
photographed beautifully...
354
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:49,214
and all the glittering assholes
who appreciate art...
355
00:36:49,518 --> 00:36:53,009
say it's beautiful
because that's what they want to see.
356
00:36:53,088 --> 00:36:55,580
But the people in the photos are sad...
357
00:36:56,459 --> 00:36:57,824
and alone.
358
00:36:57,893 --> 00:37:01,556
But the pictures
make the world seem beautiful...
359
00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:06,033
so the exhibition's reassuring,
which makes it a lie.
360
00:37:06,570 --> 00:37:09,232
And everyone loves a big, fat lie.
361
00:37:09,673 --> 00:37:13,234
- I'm the big, fat liar's boyfriend.
- Bastard.
362
00:37:13,310 --> 00:37:15,279
- Larry.
- Alice.
363
00:37:18,382 --> 00:37:20,044
So you're Anna's boyfriend.
364
00:37:20,118 --> 00:37:21,983
A princess can kiss a toad.
365
00:37:22,053 --> 00:37:23,144
- Frog.
- Toad.
366
00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:26,384
- Frog.
- Toad, frog, lobster. They're all the same.
367
00:37:27,759 --> 00:37:30,251
So how long have you been seeing her?
368
00:37:30,329 --> 00:37:33,059
Four months. We're in the first flush.
369
00:37:33,765 --> 00:37:37,429
It's paradise. All my nasty habits amuse her.
370
00:37:37,736 --> 00:37:39,966
- You shouldn't smoke.
- Fuck off.
371
00:37:40,038 --> 00:37:42,598
I'm a doctor.
I'm supposed to say things like that.
372
00:37:42,674 --> 00:37:44,574
- You want one?
- No.
373
00:37:45,378 --> 00:37:47,038
Yes. No.
374
00:37:47,414 --> 00:37:49,108
Fuck it, yes.
375
00:37:49,883 --> 00:37:51,213
No.
376
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,209
I've given up.
377
00:37:56,556 --> 00:37:59,457
Anna tells me your bloke wrote a book.
378
00:37:59,526 --> 00:38:02,222
- Any good?
- Of course.
379
00:38:02,830 --> 00:38:04,821
It's about you, isn't it?
380
00:38:05,332 --> 00:38:08,495
- Some of me.
- Oh? What did he leave out?
381
00:38:09,804 --> 00:38:11,465
The truth.
382
00:38:12,406 --> 00:38:14,101
Is he here, your bloke?
383
00:38:14,175 --> 00:38:17,269
Yeah, he's over there talking to your bird.
384
00:38:20,816 --> 00:38:22,716
My boyfriend's here.
385
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:25,379
He's here? Where?
386
00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:28,383
There.
387
00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:30,723
With Alice?
388
00:38:31,194 --> 00:38:33,355
I believe you're acquainted.
389
00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:40,465
- I've never seen him before.
- No.
390
00:38:41,637 --> 00:38:43,036
But you've spoken.
391
00:38:43,372 --> 00:38:45,363
Well, conversed.
392
00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:48,803
- Corresponded.
- I wrote to him?
393
00:38:49,579 --> 00:38:53,641
On the Net. You sent him to the aquarium.
I happened to be there.
394
00:38:54,384 --> 00:38:56,181
Nice work, Cupid.
395
00:39:00,057 --> 00:39:02,925
- We need to talk about this.
- No, we don't.
396
00:39:03,061 --> 00:39:04,618
He's very pretty.
397
00:39:05,663 --> 00:39:08,325
She is very tall.
398
00:39:13,371 --> 00:39:15,305
So you're a stripper?
399
00:39:16,108 --> 00:39:17,267
Yeah.
400
00:39:18,009 --> 00:39:19,170
And?
401
00:39:42,069 --> 00:39:43,729
You take care, now.
402
00:39:44,105 --> 00:39:45,401
I will.
403
00:39:45,805 --> 00:39:47,239
You, too.
404
00:39:55,650 --> 00:39:58,141
That's the way it should be.
405
00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,279
He's very funny.
406
00:40:08,363 --> 00:40:10,297
Excuse me. Nice to meet you.
407
00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:19,841
- Pleased with the success?
- Yes, absolutely.
408
00:40:20,676 --> 00:40:22,668
Yours was the best.
409
00:40:23,146 --> 00:40:25,172
You were the belle of the bullshit.
410
00:40:25,249 --> 00:40:26,943
Who were those awful people?
411
00:40:27,016 --> 00:40:30,111
- Where do they come from?
- Why should we care?
412
00:40:34,258 --> 00:40:37,694
- You get this one. You'll miss your train.
- I'll be fine.
413
00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:39,718
Come on, it's cold.
414
00:40:46,236 --> 00:40:48,068
I'll see you on Sunday.
415
00:40:53,411 --> 00:40:54,901
Where to, love?
416
00:40:59,084 --> 00:41:00,245
Taxi!
417
00:41:11,397 --> 00:41:12,557
Sorry.
418
00:41:12,899 --> 00:41:15,561
Why don't you make up
your bleeding mind?
419
00:41:21,173 --> 00:41:24,007
Thank you so much.
I appreciate your coming.
420
00:41:24,077 --> 00:41:26,341
I'll call you tomorrow. See you next week.
421
00:41:26,413 --> 00:41:28,348
- Thanks.
- Thanks very much.
422
00:41:31,752 --> 00:41:34,084
- I thought you'd gone.
- I forgot this.
423
00:41:36,256 --> 00:41:40,193
So he's a dermatologist.
Can you get more boring than that?
424
00:41:40,261 --> 00:41:43,231
- Obituarist?
- Failed novelist, please.
425
00:41:44,065 --> 00:41:45,829
I was sorry about your book.
426
00:41:45,901 --> 00:41:48,062
Thanks. I blame the title.
427
00:41:48,370 --> 00:41:51,567
So we pull out our Christmas crackers
with those appalling jokes.
428
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,336
My guy says,
"Hang on. These are second-rate jokes.
429
00:41:54,410 --> 00:41:57,902
"I've got a first-rate joke.
Sit back and take notice."
430
00:41:57,980 --> 00:42:00,779
So we go, "Okay, what's the joke?"
And he says:
431
00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:02,814
"It's based on A Christmas Carol...
432
00:42:02,886 --> 00:42:05,252
"which is why it seems
so relevant on Christmas Day."
433
00:42:05,321 --> 00:42:07,687
I haven't even seen you for a year.
434
00:42:07,757 --> 00:42:08,884
Yes, you have.
435
00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:11,359
Only because you stalk me
outside my studio.
436
00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:13,488
I don't stalk. I lurk.
437
00:42:13,564 --> 00:42:15,759
And when I'm not there you look for me.
438
00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:19,324
- How do you know if you're not there?
- Because I am there...
439
00:42:20,004 --> 00:42:21,699
lurking from a distance.
440
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:31,713
Look at me.
441
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:34,611
Tell me you're not in love with me.
442
00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:37,548
I'm not in love with you.
443
00:42:40,192 --> 00:42:41,854
You just lied.
444
00:42:48,234 --> 00:42:50,828
I'm your stranger. Jump.
445
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,964
- Hello, stranger.
- Hello.
446
00:43:22,637 --> 00:43:24,629
Intense conversation?
447
00:43:27,009 --> 00:43:28,839
His father died.
448
00:43:29,945 --> 00:43:31,435
Were you spying?
449
00:43:31,514 --> 00:43:33,379
Lovingly observing...
450
00:43:33,649 --> 00:43:35,206
with a telescope.
451
00:43:37,521 --> 00:43:39,579
He's taller than in his photo.
452
00:43:40,190 --> 00:43:42,021
His photo's a headshot.
453
00:43:42,092 --> 00:43:43,683
Yeah, I know.
454
00:43:43,759 --> 00:43:47,696
But his head implied a short body,
when, in fact, his head is deceptive.
455
00:43:47,897 --> 00:43:48,922
Deceptive?
456
00:43:48,999 --> 00:43:52,400
He's actually got a long body.
He's a stringy fucker.
457
00:43:53,537 --> 00:43:55,096
I could have him.
458
00:43:56,072 --> 00:43:59,565
- What?
- If it came to it, in a scrap, I could have him.
459
00:44:01,011 --> 00:44:03,446
Did you tell him we call him Cupid?
460
00:44:04,148 --> 00:44:06,912
No, that's our joke.
461
00:44:08,853 --> 00:44:11,117
I had a chat with young Alice.
462
00:44:11,189 --> 00:44:12,919
- Fancy her?
- Of course.
463
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:14,754
- Not as much as you.
- Why not?
464
00:44:14,827 --> 00:44:16,795
You're a woman. She's a girl.
465
00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:20,354
She has the moronic beauty of youth,
but she's sly.
466
00:44:20,599 --> 00:44:24,091
- She seems open to me.
- That's how she wants to seem.
467
00:44:24,169 --> 00:44:27,697
You forget you're dealing with
a clinical observer of the human carnival.
468
00:44:27,774 --> 00:44:29,605
- Am I, now?
- Yes.
469
00:44:29,676 --> 00:44:33,611
You seem more like the cat
that got the cream. Stop licking yourself.
470
00:44:39,252 --> 00:44:42,416
That's the nastiest thing
you've ever said to me.
471
00:44:45,926 --> 00:44:47,518
That's horrible.
472
00:44:47,761 --> 00:44:49,228
I'm sorry.
473
00:44:50,598 --> 00:44:52,259
I'm so sorry.
474
00:45:40,484 --> 00:45:43,352
- Where have you been?
- Work thing.
475
00:45:44,421 --> 00:45:47,414
Had a drink with Harry.
You never have one drink with Harry.
476
00:45:47,492 --> 00:45:50,461
- You know he's in love with you.
- No, he's not.
477
00:45:51,462 --> 00:45:52,759
Is he?
478
00:45:54,632 --> 00:45:56,328
Did you eat?
479
00:45:56,602 --> 00:45:58,832
I'll make you something.
480
00:45:59,704 --> 00:46:01,366
I'm not hungry.
481
00:46:23,430 --> 00:46:24,489
What?
482
00:46:28,201 --> 00:46:29,692
This will hurt.
483
00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,433
I've been with Anna.
484
00:46:33,274 --> 00:46:34,969
I'm in love with her.
485
00:46:36,010 --> 00:46:38,638
We've been seeing each other for a year.
486
00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:40,948
It began at her opening.
487
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,261
- Have a nice one.
- Cheers, guvnor.
488
00:47:21,992 --> 00:47:23,323
Don't move.
489
00:47:24,328 --> 00:47:26,387
I want to remember this moment forever.
490
00:47:26,463 --> 00:47:29,797
First time I walked through the door,
returning from a business trip...
491
00:47:29,868 --> 00:47:32,666
to be greeted by my wife.
492
00:47:33,137 --> 00:47:35,834
I have, in this moment, become an adult.
493
00:47:36,107 --> 00:47:38,667
Thanks for waiting up, you darling.
494
00:47:40,446 --> 00:47:42,107
You goddess.
495
00:47:46,352 --> 00:47:47,944
I missed you.
496
00:47:48,354 --> 00:47:50,049
How about some tea?
497
00:47:50,423 --> 00:47:52,414
Jesus, I'm knackered!
498
00:47:52,491 --> 00:47:54,516
- Didn't you sleep on the plane?
- No...
499
00:47:54,593 --> 00:47:58,654
because the permed German next to me
was snoring like a Messerschmitt.
500
00:47:58,731 --> 00:48:01,131
- What's the time?
- About midnight.
501
00:48:01,268 --> 00:48:03,702
Time. What a tricky little fucker.
502
00:48:04,438 --> 00:48:07,772
My head's in two places.
My brain actually hurts.
503
00:48:07,842 --> 00:48:10,834
- Do you want some food?
- No, I need a bath.
504
00:48:11,278 --> 00:48:14,407
- I'll run it for you.
- No, I'll have a shower.
505
00:48:14,782 --> 00:48:16,112
You okay?
506
00:48:16,851 --> 00:48:18,250
How was the thing?
507
00:48:18,319 --> 00:48:21,482
As dermatological conferences go,
it was a riot.
508
00:48:22,390 --> 00:48:23,982
How was the hotel?
509
00:48:24,325 --> 00:48:27,955
Someone told me that
the beautiful people of the Paranoid Hotel...
510
00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:31,966
the concierge, the bellboys and girls...
Did you know this?
511
00:48:32,267 --> 00:48:35,065
- They're all whores.
- Everybody knows that.
512
00:48:35,737 --> 00:48:36,897
I didn't.
513
00:48:39,508 --> 00:48:42,501
I don't suppose you'd fancy a friendly poke.
514
00:48:42,946 --> 00:48:44,607
I just had a bath.
515
00:48:46,149 --> 00:48:47,480
Right.
516
00:48:48,118 --> 00:48:51,054
I'll see to myself, then,
in the Elle Decoration bathroom.
517
00:48:51,122 --> 00:48:54,648
- You chose that bathroom.
- And every time I wash in it I feel dirty.
518
00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:57,158
It's cleaner than I am. It's got attitude.
519
00:48:57,227 --> 00:48:59,195
The mirror says, "Who the fuck are you?"
520
00:48:59,262 --> 00:49:01,925
- You chose it.
- Doesn't mean I like it.
521
00:49:02,099 --> 00:49:03,965
We shouldn't have this.
522
00:49:04,035 --> 00:49:05,865
I hear middle-class guilt.
523
00:49:05,936 --> 00:49:09,872
Working-class guilt.
Why are you dressed if you just had a bath?
524
00:49:11,443 --> 00:49:13,138
We needed some milk.
525
00:49:14,246 --> 00:49:15,474
You okay?
526
00:49:16,515 --> 00:49:18,244
- You?
- Yeah.
527
00:49:22,487 --> 00:49:23,819
I'm going.
528
00:49:24,157 --> 00:49:26,489
- I'm sorry.
- Irrelevant.
529
00:49:27,692 --> 00:49:29,523
What are you sorry for?
530
00:49:29,828 --> 00:49:31,319
Everything.
531
00:49:31,531 --> 00:49:34,524
- Why didn't you tell me before?
- Cowardice.
532
00:49:36,403 --> 00:49:38,199
Is it because she's successful?
533
00:49:38,271 --> 00:49:41,435
No, it's because she doesn't need me.
534
00:49:44,877 --> 00:49:46,539
Did you bring her here?
535
00:49:48,949 --> 00:49:49,938
Yes.
536
00:49:53,888 --> 00:49:56,982
- Didn't she get married?
- She stopped seeing me.
537
00:49:57,558 --> 00:49:59,652
Is that when we went to the country?
538
00:49:59,727 --> 00:50:02,389
To celebrate our third anniversary?
539
00:50:04,098 --> 00:50:07,227
Did you phone her? Beg her to come back?
540
00:50:07,802 --> 00:50:10,464
- When you went for your long, lonely walks?
- Yes.
541
00:50:10,538 --> 00:50:11,904
You're a piece of shit.
542
00:50:11,974 --> 00:50:15,000
Deception is brutal.
I'm not pretending otherwise.
543
00:50:15,076 --> 00:50:16,237
How?
544
00:50:16,545 --> 00:50:18,035
How does it work?
545
00:50:19,548 --> 00:50:21,709
How do you do this to someone?
546
00:50:23,485 --> 00:50:25,147
Not good enough.
547
00:50:26,456 --> 00:50:29,823
- I fell in love with her, Alice.
- As if you had no choice?
548
00:50:29,893 --> 00:50:31,827
There's a moment. There's always a moment.
549
00:50:31,895 --> 00:50:35,059
"I can do this, I can give in to this,
or I can resist it."
550
00:50:35,132 --> 00:50:39,125
And I don't know when your moment was,
but I bet you there was one.
551
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:40,635
I'm going.
552
00:50:43,406 --> 00:50:45,841
- It's not safe out there.
- And it's safe in here?
553
00:50:45,910 --> 00:50:47,776
What about your things?
554
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,775
- I don't need things.
- Where will you go?
555
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,380
Disappear.
556
00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:58,053
The Sultan has returned bearing gifts.
557
00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:02,390
Thank you.
558
00:51:07,734 --> 00:51:09,098
They're beautiful.
559
00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:12,069
Here's a thing. Alice was at the hotel.
560
00:51:12,839 --> 00:51:13,828
What?
561
00:51:13,973 --> 00:51:16,771
They sell these arty postcards in the lobby.
562
00:51:17,043 --> 00:51:19,477
I bought one to boost your sales.
563
00:51:21,714 --> 00:51:24,376
"Young Woman, London."
564
00:51:25,819 --> 00:51:30,620
And I checked for your book
in The Museum of Modern Art. It was there.
565
00:51:31,592 --> 00:51:33,288
Someone bought one.
566
00:51:33,495 --> 00:51:36,156
This guy with a ridiculous little beard.
567
00:51:36,230 --> 00:51:40,895
He was drooling over your photo on
the inside cover. He fancied you, the geek.
568
00:51:41,101 --> 00:51:44,265
I was so proud of you.
You've broken New York.
569
00:51:44,939 --> 00:51:46,429
You're wonderful.
570
00:51:47,575 --> 00:51:49,406
Don't ever forget it.
571
00:51:53,316 --> 00:51:55,147
Can I still see you?
572
00:51:59,655 --> 00:52:02,624
Dan, can I still see you? Answer me.
573
00:52:02,692 --> 00:52:05,422
I can't see you.
If I see you, I'll never leave you.
574
00:52:05,494 --> 00:52:08,896
- What will you do if I find someone else?
- Be jealous.
575
00:52:10,767 --> 00:52:12,758
You still fancy me?
576
00:52:13,670 --> 00:52:15,001
Of course.
577
00:52:15,939 --> 00:52:17,236
You're lying.
578
00:52:18,508 --> 00:52:20,066
I've been you.
579
00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:24,841
Will you hold me?
580
00:52:30,722 --> 00:52:34,249
- I amuse you, but I bore you.
- No.
581
00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:37,525
You did love me?
582
00:52:38,430 --> 00:52:41,092
I'll always love you. I hate hurting you.
583
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:42,858
Then why are you?
584
00:52:44,103 --> 00:52:46,037
'Cause I'm selfish.
585
00:52:46,505 --> 00:52:49,736
- And I think I'll be happier with her.
- You won't.
586
00:52:50,409 --> 00:52:52,240
You'll miss me.
587
00:52:53,246 --> 00:52:56,010
No one will ever love you as much as I do.
588
00:52:57,316 --> 00:52:59,478
Why isn't love enough?
589
00:53:00,887 --> 00:53:04,551
I'm the one who leaves.
I'm supposed to leave you.
590
00:53:19,574 --> 00:53:21,633
Make some tea, buster.
591
00:54:12,664 --> 00:54:14,359
Why are you dressed?
592
00:54:17,803 --> 00:54:20,169
Because I think
you might be about to leave me...
593
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,298
and I didn't want to be wearing
a dressing gown.
594
00:54:26,212 --> 00:54:28,544
I slept with someone in New York.
595
00:54:29,782 --> 00:54:31,113
A whore.
596
00:54:32,451 --> 00:54:33,748
I'm sorry.
597
00:54:38,124 --> 00:54:39,955
Why did you tell me?
598
00:54:40,893 --> 00:54:43,692
- I couldn't lie to you.
- Why not?
599
00:54:45,031 --> 00:54:46,692
Because I love you.
600
00:55:02,450 --> 00:55:03,781
It's fine.
601
00:55:04,652 --> 00:55:06,643
Really? Why?
602
00:55:11,727 --> 00:55:13,422
Something's wrong.
603
00:55:17,866 --> 00:55:19,197
Tell me.
604
00:55:22,705 --> 00:55:24,536
Are you leaving me?
605
00:55:28,945 --> 00:55:30,606
Because of this?
606
00:55:33,284 --> 00:55:34,443
Why?
607
00:55:36,553 --> 00:55:37,885
Dan.
608
00:55:39,957 --> 00:55:41,254
Cupid?
609
00:55:43,093 --> 00:55:44,685
He's our joke.
610
00:55:45,663 --> 00:55:46,994
I love him.
611
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,333
You're seeing him now?
612
00:55:52,704 --> 00:55:54,295
Since when?
613
00:55:59,844 --> 00:56:02,677
Since my opening last year.
614
00:56:04,050 --> 00:56:05,608
I'm disgusting.
615
00:56:08,287 --> 00:56:09,879
You're phenomenal.
616
00:56:11,490 --> 00:56:13,151
You're so clever.
617
00:56:15,561 --> 00:56:17,324
Why did you marry me?
618
00:56:19,032 --> 00:56:21,523
I stopped seeing him. I wanted us to work.
619
00:56:21,602 --> 00:56:24,593
- Why did you tell me you wanted children?
- Because I did.
620
00:56:24,670 --> 00:56:27,504
- And now you want children with him?
- Yes.
621
00:56:29,643 --> 00:56:31,201
I don't know.
622
00:56:34,715 --> 00:56:36,240
But we're happy...
623
00:56:37,451 --> 00:56:38,783
aren't we?
624
00:56:44,058 --> 00:56:46,721
- You're gonna go live with him?
- You stay here if you want.
625
00:56:46,795 --> 00:56:49,389
I don't give a fuck about the spoils.
626
00:56:50,798 --> 00:56:54,496
You did this to me the day we met.
You let me hang myself for your amusement.
627
00:56:54,570 --> 00:56:57,061
Why didn't you just tell me
when I walked in the door?
628
00:56:57,139 --> 00:57:00,302
- I was scared.
- You're a coward, you spoilt bitch.
629
00:57:02,445 --> 00:57:05,641
Are you dressed
because you thought I might hit you?
630
00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:09,843
What do you think I am?
631
00:57:09,919 --> 00:57:12,319
- I've been hit before.
- Not by me.
632
00:57:15,026 --> 00:57:16,754
Is he a good fuck?
633
00:57:18,261 --> 00:57:19,786
Don't do this.
634
00:57:20,263 --> 00:57:22,255
Just answer the question.
635
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,161
Is he good?
636
00:57:24,502 --> 00:57:25,833
Yes.
637
00:57:28,339 --> 00:57:29,932
Better than me?
638
00:57:30,275 --> 00:57:32,334
- Different.
- Better?
639
00:57:35,047 --> 00:57:37,379
- Gentler.
- What does that mean?
640
00:57:38,249 --> 00:57:40,343
- You know what it means.
- Tell me.
641
00:57:40,419 --> 00:57:41,977
- No.
- I treat you like a whore?
642
00:57:42,054 --> 00:57:44,284
- Sometimes.
- Why would that be?
643
00:57:45,324 --> 00:57:47,724
- I'm sorry, you're...
- Don't say it.
644
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:49,587
Don't you fucking say:
645
00:57:49,662 --> 00:57:52,460
"You're too good for me."
I am, but don't say it.
646
00:57:52,532 --> 00:57:55,194
You're making the mistake of your life.
647
00:57:57,003 --> 00:58:00,496
You're leaving me because you believe
that you don't deserve happiness...
648
00:58:00,574 --> 00:58:02,165
but you do, Anna.
649
00:58:05,112 --> 00:58:08,138
Did you have a bath
because you had sex with him?
650
00:58:08,882 --> 00:58:11,009
So you wouldn't smell of him?
651
00:58:12,419 --> 00:58:14,580
So you'd feel less guilty?
652
00:58:15,757 --> 00:58:17,348
How do you feel?
653
00:58:18,026 --> 00:58:19,515
Guilty.
654
00:58:20,994 --> 00:58:22,826
Did you ever love me?
655
00:58:23,697 --> 00:58:24,858
Yes.
656
00:58:57,467 --> 00:58:59,298
Did you do it here?
657
00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:02,765
No.
658
00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:04,537
Why not?
659
00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:08,774
Do you wish we did?
660
00:59:08,846 --> 00:59:10,643
Just tell me the truth.
661
00:59:12,550 --> 00:59:14,381
Yes, we did it here.
662
00:59:17,388 --> 00:59:18,549
Where?
663
00:59:23,595 --> 00:59:24,755
There.
664
00:59:27,299 --> 00:59:28,630
On this?
665
00:59:32,838 --> 00:59:35,136
We had our first fuck on this.
666
00:59:35,942 --> 00:59:37,637
Did you think of me?
667
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:41,812
When?
668
00:59:44,884 --> 00:59:46,785
When did you do it here?
669
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,645
- Answer the question!
- This evening.
670
00:59:54,461 --> 00:59:55,894
Did you come?
671
00:59:58,098 --> 01:00:01,158
- Why are you doing this?
- 'Cause I want to know.
672
01:00:02,336 --> 01:00:04,567
- Yes, I came.
- How many times?
673
01:00:04,639 --> 01:00:06,504
- Twice.
- How?
674
01:00:07,042 --> 01:00:10,637
- First he went down on me, then we fucked.
- Who was where?
675
01:00:10,712 --> 01:00:13,647
I was on top,
then he fucked me from behind.
676
01:00:13,715 --> 01:00:16,583
- That's when you came the second time?
- God.
677
01:00:17,353 --> 01:00:21,153
- Why is the sex so important?
- Because I'm a fucking caveman!
678
01:00:21,691 --> 01:00:23,784
Did you touch yourself
while he fucked you?
679
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:25,684
- You wank for him?
- Sometimes.
680
01:00:25,761 --> 01:00:27,626
- And he does?
- We do everything...
681
01:00:27,697 --> 01:00:30,427
- that people who have sex do.
- You enjoy sucking him off?
682
01:00:30,499 --> 01:00:31,728
- You like his cock?
- I love it.
683
01:00:31,802 --> 01:00:33,325
- Like him coming in your face?
- Yes!
684
01:00:33,402 --> 01:00:35,871
- What does it taste like?
- Like you, but sweeter.
685
01:00:35,939 --> 01:00:39,397
That's the spirit. Thank you.
Thank you for your honesty.
686
01:00:39,476 --> 01:00:41,444
Now fuck off and die...
687
01:00:42,413 --> 01:00:44,277
you fucked-up slag.
688
01:02:07,670 --> 01:02:09,262
I love you.
689
01:02:11,108 --> 01:02:12,597
Thank you.
690
01:02:14,944 --> 01:02:18,437
- What's this room called?
- The Paradise Suite.
691
01:02:18,716 --> 01:02:21,650
- How many Paradise Suites are there?
- Eight.
692
01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:29,119
Do I have to pay you to talk to me?
693
01:02:29,193 --> 01:02:32,094
No. But if you want to tip me,
you're welcome.
694
01:02:37,268 --> 01:02:38,565
Thank you.
695
01:02:39,704 --> 01:02:43,368
I used to come here a million years ago.
It was a punk club.
696
01:02:43,576 --> 01:02:45,440
The stage was...
697
01:02:48,748 --> 01:02:51,410
Everything is a version of something else.
698
01:02:51,717 --> 01:02:53,344
Twenty years ago.
699
01:02:53,719 --> 01:02:55,084
How old were you?
700
01:02:55,187 --> 01:02:57,018
- Four.
- Christ.
701
01:02:57,223 --> 01:03:01,320
- When I was in flares, you were in nappies.
- My nappies were flared.
702
01:03:01,395 --> 01:03:03,989
- You have the face of an angel.
- Thank you.
703
01:03:04,064 --> 01:03:06,294
What does your cunt taste like?
704
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:07,931
Heaven.
705
01:03:12,039 --> 01:03:13,597
How long have you been doing this?
706
01:03:13,674 --> 01:03:16,370
- Three months.
- Straight after he left you?
707
01:03:16,911 --> 01:03:18,640
No one left me.
708
01:03:20,381 --> 01:03:22,679
- Nice wig.
- Thank you.
709
01:03:23,618 --> 01:03:25,677
Does all this turn you on?
710
01:03:25,787 --> 01:03:27,085
- Sometimes.
- Liar.
711
01:03:27,156 --> 01:03:30,181
You're telling me that
'cause you think it's what I want to hear.
712
01:03:30,258 --> 01:03:32,159
You think I'm turned on
by it turning you on.
713
01:03:32,227 --> 01:03:36,527
The thought of me creaming myself when
I strip for strangers doesn't turn you on?
714
01:03:36,598 --> 01:03:38,589
Put like that, yes.
715
01:03:41,871 --> 01:03:44,499
- Are you flirting with me?
- Maybe.
716
01:03:45,507 --> 01:03:47,668
- Are you allowed to flirt with me?
- Sure.
717
01:03:47,743 --> 01:03:50,303
- Really?
- No, I'm not. I'm breaking all the rules.
718
01:03:50,379 --> 01:03:52,974
- You're mocking me.
- Yes, I'm allowed to flirt.
719
01:03:53,049 --> 01:03:54,346
To prize my money from me.
720
01:03:54,417 --> 01:03:57,580
To prize your money from you,
I may do or say as I please.
721
01:03:57,654 --> 01:03:59,520
- Except touch.
- We're not allowed to touch.
722
01:03:59,590 --> 01:04:00,920
Open your legs.
723
01:04:01,692 --> 01:04:02,919
Wider.
724
01:04:13,337 --> 01:04:14,669
Show me.
725
01:04:20,011 --> 01:04:22,138
So what would happen
if I touched you now?
726
01:04:22,214 --> 01:04:24,375
- I'd call security.
- What would they do?
727
01:04:24,449 --> 01:04:26,974
They would ask you to leave
and not to come back.
728
01:04:27,052 --> 01:04:29,521
- And if I refused to leave?
- They would remove you.
729
01:04:29,589 --> 01:04:32,319
Those are security cameras in the ceiling.
730
01:04:35,627 --> 01:04:38,358
I think it's best I don't attempt to touch you.
731
01:04:38,598 --> 01:04:41,829
I'd like to touch you. Later.
732
01:04:41,968 --> 01:04:44,368
- I'm not a whore.
- I wouldn't pay.
733
01:04:46,139 --> 01:04:48,403
Why the fuck did he leave you?
734
01:04:48,608 --> 01:04:51,305
- What's your job?
- A question. You asked me a question.
735
01:04:51,378 --> 01:04:53,108
- So?
- It's a chink in your armor.
736
01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:55,615
- I'm not wearing armor.
- Yes, you are.
737
01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:58,515
- Why are you calling yourself Jane?
- Because it's my name.
738
01:04:58,585 --> 01:05:00,451
We both know it isn't.
739
01:05:01,756 --> 01:05:03,723
You're all protecting your identities.
740
01:05:03,790 --> 01:05:07,454
There's a girl out there who calls
herself Venus. What's her real name?
741
01:05:07,529 --> 01:05:09,997
- Pluto.
- You're cheeky.
742
01:05:10,098 --> 01:05:13,000
- Would you like me to stop being cheeky?
- No.
743
01:05:13,902 --> 01:05:15,427
What's your name?
744
01:05:16,906 --> 01:05:18,032
Daniel.
745
01:05:19,341 --> 01:05:21,002
Daniel the dermatologist.
746
01:05:21,076 --> 01:05:23,409
- I never told you my job.
- I guessed.
747
01:05:23,746 --> 01:05:25,304
You're strong.
748
01:05:25,882 --> 01:05:29,476
There's another one out there.
Judging by the scars, a patient of Dr. Tit.
749
01:05:29,552 --> 01:05:32,249
Calls herself Cupid.
Who's gonna tell her he was a bloke?
750
01:05:32,322 --> 01:05:36,588
- He wasn't a bloke. He was a little boy.
- I want you to tell me your name.
751
01:05:41,898 --> 01:05:43,127
Please.
752
01:05:44,434 --> 01:05:47,233
Thank you. My name is Jane.
753
01:05:48,005 --> 01:05:49,370
Your real name.
754
01:05:51,075 --> 01:05:52,406
Thank you.
755
01:05:53,077 --> 01:05:55,808
- My real name is Jane.
- Careful.
756
01:05:59,483 --> 01:06:02,145
Thank you. Still Jane.
757
01:06:02,354 --> 01:06:04,412
I've got about another £500 here.
758
01:06:04,489 --> 01:06:09,426
Why don't I just give you all this money
and you tell me what your real name is...
759
01:06:10,262 --> 01:06:11,457
Alice?
760
01:06:12,164 --> 01:06:13,632
I promise.
761
01:06:15,067 --> 01:06:16,399
Thank you.
762
01:06:17,637 --> 01:06:19,229
My real name...
763
01:06:19,404 --> 01:06:22,101
is plain Jane Jones.
764
01:06:22,175 --> 01:06:23,973
I may be rich, but I'm not stupid.
765
01:06:24,044 --> 01:06:26,308
What a shame, Doc.
I love them rich and stupid.
766
01:06:26,380 --> 01:06:28,541
Don't you fuck around with me.
767
01:06:28,616 --> 01:06:31,176
- I apologize.
- Accepted.
768
01:06:31,752 --> 01:06:35,188
All the girls in this hellhole,
the pneumatic robots...
769
01:06:35,256 --> 01:06:37,747
the coked-up baby dolls,
and you're no different.
770
01:06:37,858 --> 01:06:40,918
You all use stage names
to con yourselves you're someone else...
771
01:06:40,995 --> 01:06:44,454
so you don't feel ashamed showing
your cunts and assholes to strangers.
772
01:06:44,532 --> 01:06:45,999
I'm trying to have a conversation.
773
01:06:46,067 --> 01:06:47,932
- You're out of cash.
- I paid for this room.
774
01:06:48,003 --> 01:06:49,061
This is extra.
775
01:06:49,137 --> 01:06:50,695
- We met last year.
- Wrong girl.
776
01:06:50,772 --> 01:06:52,104
Talk to me!
777
01:06:52,741 --> 01:06:55,301
- I am.
- Talk to me in real life.
778
01:06:55,477 --> 01:06:58,914
I didn't know you'd be here.
I know who you are.
779
01:07:00,181 --> 01:07:01,581
I love you.
780
01:07:03,085 --> 01:07:05,610
I love everything about you that hurts.
781
01:07:18,602 --> 01:07:20,570
She won't even see me.
782
01:07:21,905 --> 01:07:25,671
- You feel the same. I know it.
- You can't cry in here.
783
01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:30,013
- Hold me. Let me hold you.
- We're not allowed to touch.
784
01:07:31,115 --> 01:07:33,948
Come home with me. It's safe.
Let me look after you.
785
01:07:34,018 --> 01:07:36,748
- I don't need looking after.
- Everyone needs looking after.
786
01:07:36,821 --> 01:07:38,789
I'm not your revenge fuck.
787
01:07:39,825 --> 01:07:41,553
- I'll pay you.
- I don't need your money.
788
01:07:41,626 --> 01:07:42,888
- You have my money.
- Thank you.
789
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:46,488
- "Thank you." Is that some kind of rule?
- Just being polite.
790
01:07:49,401 --> 01:07:52,234
Do you get a lot of grown men
crying their guts out here?
791
01:07:52,304 --> 01:07:54,272
Occupational hazard.
792
01:07:54,373 --> 01:07:56,807
Have you ever desired a customer?
793
01:07:58,243 --> 01:07:59,506
Yes.
794
01:07:59,579 --> 01:08:01,774
Then put me out of my misery.
Do you desire me?
795
01:08:01,848 --> 01:08:04,442
Because I'm being pretty honest
about my feelings for you.
796
01:08:04,517 --> 01:08:06,747
- Your feelings?
- Whatever.
797
01:08:07,087 --> 01:08:08,987
No, I don't desire you.
798
01:08:10,257 --> 01:08:11,621
Thank you.
799
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:15,324
Thank you sincerely for your honesty.
800
01:08:23,404 --> 01:08:25,964
You think you haven't give us
anything of yourselves?
801
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,770
Do you think because you don't love us
or desire us...
802
01:08:28,843 --> 01:08:31,437
or even like us, you think you've won?
803
01:08:31,513 --> 01:08:33,003
It's not a war.
804
01:08:39,254 --> 01:08:41,552
If I asked you to strip right now, would you?
805
01:08:41,623 --> 01:08:44,285
- Of course. Do you want me to?
- No.
806
01:08:45,928 --> 01:08:48,988
Alice, tell me something true.
807
01:08:49,932 --> 01:08:54,028
Lying is the most fun a girl can have
without taking her clothes off...
808
01:08:54,604 --> 01:08:56,765
but it's better if you do.
809
01:08:58,542 --> 01:08:59,941
You're cold.
810
01:09:00,577 --> 01:09:02,602
You're all cold at heart.
811
01:09:04,415 --> 01:09:07,475
What do you have to do
to get a bit of intimacy around here?
812
01:09:07,551 --> 01:09:10,612
Maybe next time
I'll have worked on my intimacy.
813
01:09:11,022 --> 01:09:15,186
No, I'll tell you what's gonna work.
You're gonna take your gear off right now.
814
01:09:15,260 --> 01:09:19,720
You're gonna turn around very slowly,
and you're gonna bend over...
815
01:09:20,298 --> 01:09:24,564
and you're gonna touch the fucking floor
for my viewing pleasure.
816
01:09:25,437 --> 01:09:27,371
Is that what you want?
817
01:09:28,774 --> 01:09:30,674
What else could I want?
818
01:10:37,747 --> 01:10:39,079
I'm sorry.
819
01:10:41,418 --> 01:10:43,409
- What happened?
- Traffic.
820
01:10:45,523 --> 01:10:48,890
- Do you want to go stand in the back?
- No, let's have a drink.
821
01:10:52,863 --> 01:10:54,661
You look flushed.
822
01:10:55,766 --> 01:10:57,734
You have no need to run.
823
01:10:57,801 --> 01:10:59,326
- Vodka tonic?
- Yes.
824
01:10:59,404 --> 01:11:02,601
- Vodka tonic and a Guinness, please.
- Sure.
825
01:11:03,842 --> 01:11:05,276
How was it?
826
01:11:06,478 --> 01:11:07,639
Fine.
827
01:11:08,213 --> 01:11:09,681
You had lunch?
828
01:11:10,382 --> 01:11:11,680
Then what?
829
01:11:13,451 --> 01:11:15,943
- And then we left.
- And?
830
01:11:16,822 --> 01:11:18,414
There's no "and."
831
01:11:20,927 --> 01:11:24,625
You haven't seen him in four months.
There must be an "and."
832
01:11:24,932 --> 01:11:27,366
- How is he?
- Terrible.
833
01:11:36,109 --> 01:11:38,373
- Keep the change.
- Thank you, sir.
834
01:11:42,450 --> 01:11:44,441
How is his dermatology?
835
01:11:44,652 --> 01:11:48,418
- He's in private practice now.
- Is he?
836
01:11:50,992 --> 01:11:53,392
Was he weeping all over the place?
837
01:11:53,494 --> 01:11:56,725
- Some of the time.
- Poor bastard.
838
01:11:57,399 --> 01:11:59,959
Was he difficult?
839
01:12:02,504 --> 01:12:04,665
Are you angry that I saw him?
840
01:12:04,807 --> 01:12:06,468
No. It's just...
841
01:12:07,844 --> 01:12:09,435
I haven't seen Alice.
842
01:12:09,511 --> 01:12:12,140
You can't see Alice.
You don't know where she is.
843
01:12:12,215 --> 01:12:14,342
I haven't tried to find her.
844
01:12:15,752 --> 01:12:17,117
You know why I saw him.
845
01:12:17,187 --> 01:12:19,951
He's been begging me for months.
I saw him so he'd sign.
846
01:12:20,023 --> 01:12:22,253
- So has he signed?
- Yes.
847
01:12:26,696 --> 01:12:28,255
Congratulations.
848
01:12:29,132 --> 01:12:30,964
You're a divorcée.
849
01:12:32,470 --> 01:12:34,199
Double divorcée.
850
01:12:36,208 --> 01:12:37,504
Sorry.
851
01:12:38,543 --> 01:12:40,066
How do you feel?
852
01:12:41,279 --> 01:12:42,439
Tired.
853
01:12:46,618 --> 01:12:47,983
I love you.
854
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:50,449
And I need a piss.
855
01:13:27,394 --> 01:13:28,919
I hate this place.
856
01:13:29,964 --> 01:13:31,363
At least it's central.
857
01:13:31,433 --> 01:13:34,494
I hate central.
Central London's a theme park.
858
01:13:35,470 --> 01:13:39,804
I hate retro. I hate the future.
Where does that leave me?
859
01:13:40,910 --> 01:13:42,207
Come back.
860
01:13:42,978 --> 01:13:45,811
- You promised you wouldn't.
- Come back.
861
01:13:50,152 --> 01:13:53,212
- How's work?
- Jesus. Work's shit, okay?
862
01:14:01,898 --> 01:14:05,766
Do they have waiters here?
I love you. Please come back.
863
01:14:06,671 --> 01:14:08,399
I'm not coming back.
864
01:14:14,312 --> 01:14:15,404
Sign.
865
01:14:16,614 --> 01:14:17,876
No pen.
866
01:14:23,387 --> 01:14:24,446
Pen.
867
01:14:27,459 --> 01:14:29,256
Give me back my hand.
868
01:14:38,871 --> 01:14:39,964
Sign.
869
01:14:46,546 --> 01:14:48,639
I'll sign on one condition.
870
01:14:50,484 --> 01:14:53,714
We skip this.
We go to my sleek new surgery...
871
01:14:53,787 --> 01:14:56,951
and we christen the patients' bed
with our final fuck.
872
01:14:57,024 --> 01:14:58,924
I know you don't want to...
873
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:03,387
and I know you think I'm sick for asking,
but that's what I'm asking.
874
01:15:03,464 --> 01:15:05,160
For old times' sake.
875
01:15:05,966 --> 01:15:08,094
Because I'm obsessed with you.
876
01:15:08,803 --> 01:15:11,500
Because I can't get over you unless...
877
01:15:12,307 --> 01:15:14,138
Because I think, on some small level...
878
01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:17,508
you owe me something
for deceiving me so exquisitely.
879
01:15:18,446 --> 01:15:22,816
For all these reasons,
I am begging you to give me your body.
880
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:26,482
You'd be my whore.
881
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:29,890
And in return,
I will pay you with your liberty.
882
01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:35,127
You do this,
I swear I will not contact you again.
883
01:15:40,304 --> 01:15:42,135
I'm going to the bar.
884
01:15:42,773 --> 01:15:45,264
I assume you still drink vodka tonic?
885
01:16:07,666 --> 01:16:09,861
You slept with him, didn't you?
886
01:16:36,364 --> 01:16:39,162
- What do you expect me to do?
- Understand.
887
01:16:40,434 --> 01:16:41,901
Why didn't you lie to me?
888
01:16:41,968 --> 01:16:44,563
Because we said
we'd always tell each other the truth.
889
01:16:44,639 --> 01:16:46,231
What's so great about the truth?
890
01:16:46,307 --> 01:16:49,606
Try lying for a change.
It's the currency of the world.
891
01:16:51,813 --> 01:16:56,512
I did what he wanted,
and now he will leave us alone.
892
01:16:59,589 --> 01:17:00,953
I love you.
893
01:17:02,157 --> 01:17:05,024
- I didn't give him anything.
- Your body?
894
01:17:06,829 --> 01:17:10,320
If Alice came to you, desperate...
895
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,893
with all that love still between you...
896
01:17:12,969 --> 01:17:15,028
and she said she needed you to want her...
897
01:17:15,104 --> 01:17:17,198
so she could get over you, you'd do it.
898
01:17:17,274 --> 01:17:20,265
I wouldn't like it either, but I'd forgive you.
899
01:17:20,576 --> 01:17:23,705
- It's kindness.
- No, cowardice.
900
01:17:23,914 --> 01:17:26,109
You haven't got the guts to let him hate you.
901
01:17:38,195 --> 01:17:41,927
I'm doing this because I feel guilty,
and because I pity you.
902
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,901
- You know that, don't you?
- Yes.
903
01:17:45,737 --> 01:17:48,604
- Feel good about yourself?
- No.
904
01:17:58,985 --> 01:18:00,351
It's gone.
905
01:18:01,387 --> 01:18:05,517
- We're not innocent anymore.
- Don't stop loving me.
906
01:18:05,591 --> 01:18:09,084
I can see it draining out of you.
It's me, remember?
907
01:18:09,863 --> 01:18:12,957
It was a stupid thing to do,
and it meant nothing.
908
01:18:13,367 --> 01:18:15,631
If you love me enough, you'll forgive me.
909
01:18:15,702 --> 01:18:18,102
- Are you testing me?
- No.
910
01:18:18,705 --> 01:18:22,608
- I do understand.
- No. He understands.
911
01:18:24,879 --> 01:18:28,042
All I can see is him all over you.
912
01:18:28,716 --> 01:18:32,117
He's clever, your ex-husband.
913
01:18:33,621 --> 01:18:35,146
I almost admire him.
914
01:18:39,094 --> 01:18:41,084
You going to tell him?
915
01:18:42,698 --> 01:18:44,188
I don't know.
916
01:18:56,446 --> 01:18:59,574
Better to be truthful about this kind of thing.
917
01:19:06,890 --> 01:19:08,085
Sign.
918
01:19:16,667 --> 01:19:18,158
I forgive you.
919
01:19:21,605 --> 01:19:22,937
Sign.
920
01:19:26,745 --> 01:19:28,645
I think you enjoyed it.
921
01:19:29,681 --> 01:19:33,209
He wheedles you into bed. The old jokes...
922
01:19:33,286 --> 01:19:37,244
the strange familiarity.
I think you had a whale of a time.
923
01:19:37,322 --> 01:19:39,655
And the truth is I'll never know
unless I ask him.
924
01:19:39,725 --> 01:19:41,249
Why don't you?
925
01:20:29,812 --> 01:20:30,904
Yes?
926
01:20:32,581 --> 01:20:34,379
You can go in now.
927
01:20:41,992 --> 01:20:44,893
- I want Anna back.
- She's made her choice.
928
01:20:44,961 --> 01:20:49,558
I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her.
My intention was not to make you suffer.
929
01:20:49,634 --> 01:20:52,693
So where's the apology? You cunt.
930
01:20:53,604 --> 01:20:56,630
I apologize.
If you love her, you'll let her go...
931
01:20:56,707 --> 01:20:58,334
so she can be happy.
932
01:20:58,409 --> 01:21:01,207
- She doesn't want to be happy.
- Everybody wants to be happy.
933
01:21:01,279 --> 01:21:04,681
Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy
to confirm they're depressed.
934
01:21:04,750 --> 01:21:06,945
If they were happy,
they couldn't be depressed.
935
01:21:07,019 --> 01:21:10,477
They'd have to go out into the world
and live, which can be depressing.
936
01:21:10,556 --> 01:21:13,024
- Anna's not a depressive.
- Isn't she?
937
01:21:13,091 --> 01:21:16,151
- I love her.
- Boo-hoo. So do I.
938
01:21:16,562 --> 01:21:19,361
She's gone back to you
because she can't bear your suffering.
939
01:21:19,432 --> 01:21:21,161
You don't know who she is.
940
01:21:21,234 --> 01:21:25,830
- You love her like a dog loves its owner.
- And the owner loves the dog for so doing.
941
01:21:25,905 --> 01:21:27,930
You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her.
942
01:21:28,007 --> 01:21:30,101
Of course I forgive her. I have forgiven her.
943
01:21:30,177 --> 01:21:33,441
Without forgiveness we're savages.
You're drowning.
944
01:21:33,513 --> 01:21:36,608
- You only met her because of me.
- Yeah. Thanks.
945
01:21:36,684 --> 01:21:38,845
It's a joke. Your marriage is a joke.
946
01:21:38,919 --> 01:21:42,411
Here's a good one. She never sent
the divorce papers to her lawyer.
947
01:21:42,489 --> 01:21:47,393
Now, to a towering romantic hero like you,
I don't doubt I am somewhat common.
948
01:21:47,462 --> 01:21:49,760
But I am, nevertheless,
what she has chosen...
949
01:21:49,831 --> 01:21:52,595
and we must respect what the woman wants.
950
01:21:53,702 --> 01:21:57,069
If you go near her again, I swear...
951
01:21:58,040 --> 01:21:59,768
I will kill you.
952
01:22:04,112 --> 01:22:07,241
Okay. I have patients to see.
953
01:22:07,316 --> 01:22:09,511
When she came here,
do you think she enjoyed it?
954
01:22:09,585 --> 01:22:12,213
I didn't do it to give her a nice time.
955
01:22:12,288 --> 01:22:14,449
I fucked her to fuck you up.
956
01:22:14,957 --> 01:22:18,552
A good fight is never clean.
And of course she enjoyed it.
957
01:22:18,628 --> 01:22:21,222
As you know, she loves a guilty fuck.
958
01:22:21,297 --> 01:22:23,960
- You're an animal.
- Yeah? What are you?
959
01:22:24,034 --> 01:22:27,128
You think love is simple.
You think the heart is like a diagram.
960
01:22:27,204 --> 01:22:30,834
Have you ever seen a human heart?
It looks like a fist wrapped in blood!
961
01:22:30,908 --> 01:22:33,933
Go fuck yourself. You writer!
962
01:22:34,344 --> 01:22:35,710
You liar!
963
01:22:35,780 --> 01:22:38,214
You go check a few facts
while I get my hands dirty.
964
01:22:38,283 --> 01:22:40,877
She hates your hands.
She hates your simplicity.
965
01:22:40,952 --> 01:22:43,319
I spent the whole of last week
talking about you.
966
01:22:43,389 --> 01:22:46,789
I know all your ways. Anna says
you fucked her with your eyes closed.
967
01:22:46,858 --> 01:22:51,091
She tells me you wake in the night
crying for your mother, you mommy's boy.
968
01:22:51,163 --> 01:22:52,687
I could go on.
969
01:22:54,833 --> 01:22:56,528
Shall we stop this?
970
01:23:02,207 --> 01:23:05,200
It's over. Accept it.
971
01:23:10,283 --> 01:23:13,252
You don't know the first thing about love...
972
01:23:13,688 --> 01:23:16,316
because you don't understand compromise.
973
01:23:25,032 --> 01:23:27,796
- Don't cry on me.
- I'm sorry.
974
01:23:30,638 --> 01:23:32,663
I don't know what to do.
975
01:23:33,342 --> 01:23:36,505
You want my advice? You go back to Alice.
976
01:23:39,548 --> 01:23:41,277
She'd never have me.
977
01:23:43,118 --> 01:23:45,712
- She's vanished.
- No, she hasn't.
978
01:23:45,987 --> 01:23:47,955
I found her, by accident.
979
01:23:48,424 --> 01:23:50,619
She's working in a club.
980
01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:54,126
Yes, I saw her naked.
981
01:23:54,964 --> 01:23:56,956
No, I did not fuck her.
982
01:23:57,934 --> 01:23:59,596
You spoke to her?
983
01:24:04,441 --> 01:24:06,671
Yes, I know. One minute.
984
01:24:08,145 --> 01:24:09,612
How is she?
985
01:24:10,114 --> 01:24:11,775
She loves you...
986
01:24:12,483 --> 01:24:14,509
beyond comprehension.
987
01:24:15,819 --> 01:24:17,548
Your prescription.
988
01:24:18,723 --> 01:24:20,588
It's where she works.
989
01:24:23,128 --> 01:24:24,527
Go to her.
990
01:24:25,897 --> 01:24:27,229
Thank you.
991
01:24:31,002 --> 01:24:33,493
You still pissing about on the Net?
992
01:24:34,807 --> 01:24:36,274
Not recently.
993
01:24:36,709 --> 01:24:40,202
- I wanted to kill you.
- I thought you wanted to fuck me.
994
01:24:40,446 --> 01:24:42,038
Don't get lippy.
995
01:24:43,949 --> 01:24:46,179
I liked your book, by the way.
996
01:24:46,452 --> 01:24:49,547
Thanks. You stand alone.
997
01:24:49,756 --> 01:24:51,246
With Anna.
998
01:24:52,459 --> 01:24:57,226
- You still writing obituaries? Busy?
- I was made editor.
999
01:24:57,465 --> 01:25:00,400
- Yeah? How come?
- Previous editor died.
1000
01:25:04,038 --> 01:25:07,940
Alcohol poisoning.
I sat with him for a week in the hospital.
1001
01:25:10,244 --> 01:25:12,679
I really do have patients to see.
1002
01:25:14,750 --> 01:25:17,241
- Thank you.
- For what?
1003
01:25:18,553 --> 01:25:21,021
- Being kind.
- I am kind.
1004
01:25:21,490 --> 01:25:23,617
Your invoice is in the post.
1005
01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:38,907
I lied to you.
1006
01:25:40,310 --> 01:25:41,971
I did fuck Alice.
1007
01:25:44,647 --> 01:25:48,606
Sorry for telling you.
I'm just not big enough to forgive you.
1008
01:25:51,021 --> 01:25:52,352
Buster.
1009
01:26:23,389 --> 01:26:25,186
Show me the sneer.
1010
01:26:28,228 --> 01:26:29,854
Beautiful.
1011
01:26:29,929 --> 01:26:31,760
You'll wake up the hotel.
1012
01:26:38,438 --> 01:26:39,837
Fuck me.
1013
01:26:41,074 --> 01:26:43,373
Again? We have to get up at 6:00.
1014
01:26:43,444 --> 01:26:46,810
How can one man
be so endlessly disappointing?
1015
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:48,348
That's my charm.
1016
01:26:49,550 --> 01:26:52,247
So where are we going?
1017
01:26:52,987 --> 01:26:54,420
- My treat.
- Where are we going?
1018
01:26:54,489 --> 01:26:57,083
My holiday surprise. My rules.
1019
01:26:57,292 --> 01:26:59,453
Where are we going?
1020
01:27:00,729 --> 01:27:03,129
New York.
1021
01:27:05,334 --> 01:27:06,892
You angel.
1022
01:27:08,604 --> 01:27:12,506
- You did remember to pack my passport?
- Of course. It's with my passport.
1023
01:27:12,575 --> 01:27:13,838
And where's that?
1024
01:27:13,910 --> 01:27:17,869
In a place where you can't look.
No one sees my passport picture.
1025
01:27:22,986 --> 01:27:26,787
When we get on the plane,
we'll have been together four years.
1026
01:27:27,557 --> 01:27:29,116
What about the gap?
1027
01:27:29,193 --> 01:27:32,389
You mean trial separation? Didn't work out.
1028
01:27:32,729 --> 01:27:34,425
Happy anniversary.
1029
01:27:39,971 --> 01:27:42,133
I'm going to take my eyes out.
1030
01:27:44,977 --> 01:27:47,502
- What was in my sandwiches?
- Tuna.
1031
01:27:48,413 --> 01:27:51,348
- How many stitches did I get?
- Two.
1032
01:27:51,416 --> 01:27:53,509
But you should have had three.
1033
01:27:54,821 --> 01:27:57,585
- What was your euphemism?
- Disarming.
1034
01:27:58,056 --> 01:28:00,616
Too easy, buster. Next?
1035
01:28:01,059 --> 01:28:03,961
That park. Who'd I go there with?
1036
01:28:05,397 --> 01:28:06,922
Your father.
1037
01:28:08,134 --> 01:28:11,069
Were the chairs in the hospital gray or blue?
1038
01:28:11,704 --> 01:28:14,173
- No idea.
- Trick question. They were green.
1039
01:28:14,241 --> 01:28:16,539
You are a trick question.
1040
01:28:22,683 --> 01:28:25,152
How come we never took a vacation?
1041
01:28:25,919 --> 01:28:27,387
We went to the country.
1042
01:28:27,455 --> 01:28:31,414
Doesn't count. You were off
making sneaky phone calls...
1043
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:34,058
to that witch we do not mention.
1044
01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:40,566
Come to bed.
1045
01:28:40,636 --> 01:28:42,159
I need a smoke.
1046
01:28:44,507 --> 01:28:47,806
- How'd you manage to give up?
- Deep inner strength.
1047
01:28:58,487 --> 01:28:59,819
Why me?
1048
01:29:01,390 --> 01:29:04,087
You could have chosen anyone. Why me?
1049
01:29:05,228 --> 01:29:07,423
Because you cut off your crusts.
1050
01:29:10,735 --> 01:29:11,996
And this.
1051
01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:18,532
- When are you going to stop stripping?
- Soon.
1052
01:29:18,842 --> 01:29:21,573
- You're addicted to it.
- No, I'm not.
1053
01:29:21,646 --> 01:29:23,308
It paid for this.
1054
01:29:25,517 --> 01:29:27,313
Tell me what happened.
1055
01:29:28,953 --> 01:29:32,355
- Nothing happened.
- But he came to the club.
1056
01:29:32,925 --> 01:29:36,019
Lots of men come to the club.
You came to the club.
1057
01:29:49,776 --> 01:29:52,904
- The look on your face.
- The look on your face.
1058
01:29:54,647 --> 01:29:57,207
What a face. What a wig.
1059
01:30:02,957 --> 01:30:05,084
I saw this face...
1060
01:30:06,994 --> 01:30:09,326
this vision...
1061
01:30:10,231 --> 01:30:14,134
when you stepped into the road.
It was the moment of my life.
1062
01:30:15,570 --> 01:30:18,835
- This is the moment of your life.
- You were perfect.
1063
01:30:19,141 --> 01:30:20,631
I still am.
1064
01:30:21,844 --> 01:30:23,812
On the way to the hospital...
1065
01:30:24,147 --> 01:30:26,012
I kissed your forehead.
1066
01:30:26,582 --> 01:30:27,878
You brute.
1067
01:30:27,949 --> 01:30:31,010
The cabbie saw me kissing you.
He said, "Is she yours?"
1068
01:30:31,087 --> 01:30:33,078
I said, "Yes, she's mine."
1069
01:30:34,924 --> 01:30:36,414
She's mine.
1070
01:30:44,468 --> 01:30:49,371
So he came to the club, watched you strip,
you had a little chat, and that was it?
1071
01:30:51,675 --> 01:30:52,835
Yes.
1072
01:30:57,514 --> 01:30:59,380
You're not trusting me.
1073
01:31:00,217 --> 01:31:02,914
I'm in love with you. You're safe.
1074
01:31:03,788 --> 01:31:06,154
You had every right. I just want to know.
1075
01:31:06,224 --> 01:31:08,988
- Why?
- Because I want to know everything.
1076
01:31:10,495 --> 01:31:12,327
Because I'm a lunatic.
1077
01:31:13,899 --> 01:31:15,160
Tell me.
1078
01:31:17,303 --> 01:31:19,134
Nothing happened.
1079
01:31:20,606 --> 01:31:23,575
- You were living with someone else.
- What are you justifying?
1080
01:31:23,642 --> 01:31:25,473
I'm not justifying anything. Just saying.
1081
01:31:25,544 --> 01:31:27,672
- What are you saying?
- I'm not saying anything.
1082
01:31:27,746 --> 01:31:29,647
I just want the truth.
1083
01:31:31,017 --> 01:31:33,611
- Where are you going?
- Cigarettes.
1084
01:31:35,121 --> 01:31:36,486
Everywhere's closed.
1085
01:31:36,556 --> 01:31:39,218
I'll go to the terminal.
1086
01:31:40,027 --> 01:31:41,756
When I get back...
1087
01:31:41,963 --> 01:31:43,931
please tell me the truth.
1088
01:31:46,133 --> 01:31:49,068
- Why?
- Because I'm addicted to it.
1089
01:31:49,503 --> 01:31:53,166
Because without it we're animals.
1090
01:31:54,508 --> 01:31:55,873
Trust me.
1091
01:33:02,448 --> 01:33:04,473
I don't love you anymore.
1092
01:33:05,284 --> 01:33:06,581
Since when?
1093
01:33:06,652 --> 01:33:07,812
Now.
1094
01:33:08,622 --> 01:33:09,918
Just now.
1095
01:33:10,991 --> 01:33:12,891
I don't want to lie...
1096
01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:15,892
and I can't tell the truth...
1097
01:33:16,330 --> 01:33:17,763
so it's over.
1098
01:33:18,231 --> 01:33:19,892
It doesn't matter.
1099
01:33:20,133 --> 01:33:23,934
- I love you. None of it matters.
- Too late.
1100
01:33:26,407 --> 01:33:28,432
I don't love you anymore.
1101
01:33:30,011 --> 01:33:31,239
Goodbye.
1102
01:33:36,418 --> 01:33:38,248
Here's the truth...
1103
01:33:39,121 --> 01:33:41,180
so now you can hate me.
1104
01:33:43,592 --> 01:33:45,924
Larry fucked me all night.
1105
01:33:47,429 --> 01:33:49,056
I enjoyed it.
1106
01:33:50,099 --> 01:33:51,397
I came.
1107
01:33:54,770 --> 01:33:56,261
I prefer you.
1108
01:33:58,775 --> 01:34:00,072
Now go.
1109
01:34:02,979 --> 01:34:04,379
I knew that.
1110
01:34:05,315 --> 01:34:06,806
He told me.
1111
01:34:07,550 --> 01:34:10,542
- You knew?
- I needed to hear it from you.
1112
01:34:10,988 --> 01:34:13,786
- Why?
- Because he might have been lying.
1113
01:34:14,125 --> 01:34:15,524
I had to hear it from you.
1114
01:34:15,593 --> 01:34:18,756
I would never have told you,
because I know you'd never forgive me.
1115
01:34:18,829 --> 01:34:20,456
I would. I have.
1116
01:34:21,298 --> 01:34:23,790
- Why did he tell you?
- Because he's a bastard.
1117
01:34:23,869 --> 01:34:26,269
- How could he?
- Because he wanted this to happen.
1118
01:34:26,338 --> 01:34:29,000
- But why test me?
- Because I'm an idiot.
1119
01:34:29,074 --> 01:34:30,199
Yes.
1120
01:34:31,176 --> 01:34:33,167
I would have loved you...
1121
01:34:34,179 --> 01:34:35,578
forever.
1122
01:34:37,417 --> 01:34:40,045
- Now please go.
- Don't do this. Talk to me.
1123
01:34:40,118 --> 01:34:42,019
I am talking. Fuck off.
1124
01:34:42,088 --> 01:34:44,579
No, I'm sorry. You misunderstand.
I didn't mean to...
1125
01:34:44,657 --> 01:34:45,646
Yes, you did.
1126
01:34:45,725 --> 01:34:47,249
- I love you.
- Where?
1127
01:34:47,326 --> 01:34:49,055
- What?
- Show me.
1128
01:34:49,763 --> 01:34:51,457
Where is this love?
1129
01:34:52,266 --> 01:34:56,669
I can't see it. I can't touch it. I can't feel it.
1130
01:34:57,571 --> 01:35:00,665
I can hear it. I can hear some words...
1131
01:35:00,741 --> 01:35:03,733
but I can't do anything
with your easy words.
1132
01:35:04,244 --> 01:35:06,678
Whatever you say, it's too late.
1133
01:35:06,747 --> 01:35:09,808
- Please don't do this.
- It's done.
1134
01:35:10,651 --> 01:35:14,418
Now please go, or I'll call security.
1135
01:35:14,923 --> 01:35:17,653
You're not in a strip club.
There is no security.
1136
01:35:21,162 --> 01:35:22,926
- Why did you fuck him?
- I wanted to.
1137
01:35:22,998 --> 01:35:24,488
- Why?
- I desired him.
1138
01:35:24,567 --> 01:35:26,558
- Why?
- You weren't there.
1139
01:35:26,735 --> 01:35:29,363
- Why him?
- He asked me nicely.
1140
01:35:29,438 --> 01:35:30,734
- You're a liar.
- So?
1141
01:35:30,805 --> 01:35:33,240
- Who are you?
- I'm no one.
1142
01:35:35,978 --> 01:35:39,311
Go on, hit me. That's what you want.
Hit me, fucker.
1143
01:37:00,535 --> 01:37:03,129
- Welcome back, Miss Jones.
- Thank you.