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BALLADEER:
Welcome to Hazzard County.
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A little corner of the world where
everyone knows everyone else...
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...and people are never too busy
to stop and say howdy.
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Shoot, some folks even say this is
where the apple pie was invented.
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Yep, basically everything down here
moves a little bit slower...
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...unless, of course,
your last name is Duke.
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[CHEERING]
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Man, the General's in good shape.
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Bo, it's happy hour at The Boar's Nest,
and we still got two deliveries to make.
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It's all one big happy hour, Luke.
Besides, we're taking a shortcut.
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[WHOOPING]
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LAURIE:
Hi, Luke.
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-I got this one.
-You sure that's a good idea, cuz?
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It's a great idea. Come on.
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[LUKE SPEAKS SPANISH]
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Hey, Laurie.
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-You here to make your delivery?
-Well, I was hoping to.
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Luke, remember last time.
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Don't worry about it, cuz.
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It's okay, Bo. Pa ain't here.
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See, Bo? Pa ain't here.
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LAURIE: Hi.
LUKE: Hi.
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Play hard to get, little buddy.
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Listen and learn, General.
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MAN [ON STEREO]: And now,
side two of the Al Unser, Jr. story:
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No Questions, Only Unsers,
as read by Laurence Fishburne.
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FISHBURNE [ON STEREO]:
"I'm too old for this shit."
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That's what I was thinking
as I turned into the final lap...
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...running fourth at Talladega.
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But then it hit me.
Life is like a racetrack.
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You gotta keep going
round and round.
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-That is so true.
-Sure, sometimes you crash and burn.
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But if you don't make the turn,
you ain't never gonna learn.
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So I gripped the wheel tighter,
checked my gauges and made my move.
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Make my move. Give you my move.
Make it, mother--
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[POUNDING ON WINDOW]
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-Jesus Christ!
-Howdy, Bo.
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Hey, Mr. Pullman.
I nearly shit myself.
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-How you doing, sir?
-Oh, I'm fine.
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You ready for that big
Hazzard Rally this weekend?
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Yeah, I got him all tuned up.
Right, General?
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How many times
you won that, anyway?
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-Four in a row, sir.
-Four in a row.
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That's good. Billy Prickett won it four in
a row, and look what he's doing today.
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-Hey, you been hunting?
PULLMAN: Yes, sir.
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Yeah, I been using
those new whammy shells.
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They scatter less for when you really
wanna blow a hole in something.
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-Cool. Guns.
-Yeah.
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Are you delivering
all by yourself today?
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BO:
Oh, no. I never travel alone, sir.
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I like to think I travel
with the man upstairs.
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You know, Jesus.
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You know, I like that attitude.
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I'm gonna look around
and find a boy like you...
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...to date my daughter,
Laurie, pretty soon.
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Because she's getting curious
about boys, you know.
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BO:
Yeah.
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Oh, you're talking about sex, right?
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I just wanna keep that
sorry cousin of yours away from her.
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The way he looks at her galls me.
You know what I mean?
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[GUNSHOT]
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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JIMMY: You get back here
right now, you son of a bitch.
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Get back here.
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Luke! Luke!
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JIMMY: Why
you running, you chickenshit?
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Goddamn Dukes.
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You get the hell off my sister.
Ahh!
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LAURIE: Jimmy!
-Oh, shit.
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PULLMAN: Damn you, Luke!
You get back in the house!
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-Go, Bo, go!
-Luke, wait!
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PULLMAN: Put on a shirt!
-Come on, come on, come on.
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I forgot about the brother. Go!
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So happy hour?
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-You're gonna get us shot someday.
-Not today.
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Not with you driving the getaway car.
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-So how was it?
-It's never bad.
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JIMMY:
Yee-haw!
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[GUNSHOT]
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Son of a bitch.
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Here, load up with these
whammy shells.
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They'll blow a hole through
an elephant's ass.
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JIMMY:
Look out.
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[GUNSHOT]
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Oh, goddamn it!
You're gonna replace that.
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-What's he using?
-You don't wanna know.
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Dadgum it,
you just assassinated a tree.
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Got a big kick to it.
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Don't you worry. They can't touch
the General. Come on, boy.
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You missed, Jimmy!
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Can't you shoot straight? Don't point
that thing at me, you chucklehead.
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JIMMY: Don't call me a chucklehead.
I ain't a chucklehead.
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PULLMAN:
Hey! Get that gun out of the wheel!
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[GUN COCKS]
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What are you doing? Hey.
Hey. What the hell?
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-Goddamn it.
JIMMY: I'm sorry, Daddy.
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Let's go after them.
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-Bo, did you see that sign?
-I can read!
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This is how you planned
on losing them?
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You ain't scared, are you?
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Scared? Hell, no. I just don't
wanna hear it from Uncle Jesse...
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...when you break his bottles of shine.
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I bet you the old phone book
I don't break a bottle.
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Phone book it is.
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Daddy, you get me close,
and I'll put a bullet in this son of a bitch.
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[GRUNTS]
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Goddamn it, Jimmy!
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Who says I can't shoot? Daddy? Daddy!
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[CHEERING]
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BOTH:
Yee-haw!
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BALLADEER:
Bo and Luke Duke.
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Cousins closer than brothers.
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Both big-hearted, strong-willed...
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...and restless as a couple of cats
thrown into a swimming hole.
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[LAUGHING]
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[HORN HONKING]
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Nice driving, cuz.
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What?
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-I won the bet, you son of a bitch.
-Oh, come on.
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I didn't break any bottles,
so I won the bet.
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[GROANS]
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LUKE: I was just joking about the bet.
BO: Oh, you were joking?
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LUKE: Yeah.
-Still getting the phone book, though.
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LUKE: Come on, double or nothing.
-Nope. Time to pay your debt, buddy.
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Which side you want,
right side or left?
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Right.
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Did I hear one of your teeth break?
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I don't remember the Hazzard
phone book being that thick.
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This is Atlanta.
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[LUKE LAUGHING]
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BO: Bet was over. I can't believe that
happened. I mean, the bet was over.
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-What are you doing?
-Where you want it?
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-Oh, man.
-Where you want it?
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Left.
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That was a good one.
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[GRUNTS]
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Right in the ball sack. God.
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In case of dehydration.
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That'll put lead in your pencil.
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BO: Man, I'm already tired of walking.
-You could use a little exercise.
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Them jeans of yours
look tighter than Daisy's.
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BO: Oh, yeah? I bet you a cold beer
I could beat you to The Boar's Nest.
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LUKE:
That's five miles.
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LUKE:
I'm coming! I'm coming!
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Face!
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[LAUGHS]
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He came back.
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What's Billy Prickett doing here?
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Well, it looks like he's here
for the race.
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Man, those tires alone are worth
more than the General Lee.
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My, oh, my. Look at that.
Billy Prickett's car, huh?
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What's new
in law enforcement, Enos?
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-They make you lieutenant yet?
-Hell, you know that'll never happen.
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Maybe one of these days you'll
wise up and come work for us.
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We could use a man like you.
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I don't know. I don't think it's a good
time to be in the moonshine business.
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Moonshine business?
We ain't in the moonshining business.
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But if someone were in the moonshining
business, why would it be a bad time?
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Now, Luke, you know I can't say
anything. Boss Hogg'll tan my hide.
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He spanks you?
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Hey, Dil, what do you want?
We just ordered.
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By the looks of this place,
I'll take two bottles of Pepto...
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...and a shot of penicillin, right?
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[LAUGHING]
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[COINS JINGLING]
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Jesus, mother of Mary.
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Look away, man.
Trust me, look away.
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Don't worry about it.
I won't hurt her.
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There ain't nobody in this bar
concerned about you hurting her.
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DIL:
All right, all right.
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Y'all ready to order?
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You better be reading
my nametag, friend.
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I am, I am. I noticed
your initials were double D.
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[LAUGHING]
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-Oh, sweet Jesus.
-I'll give you one more chance.
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You wanna order, or you wanna sit
around and make stupid jokes?
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Ain't gotta get fussy.
We're having a good time.
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I'll tell you what, I'll order.
We don't want no problems.
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Let's see...
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Do those legs come over easy?
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Oh, my God.
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-How about the special, sir?
BILLY: Dil Driscoll!
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You stop bothering that nice girl
and pick on somebody your own size.
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MAN 1: Billy Prickett.
MAN 2: Hey, it's Billy Prickett!
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MAN 3: Welcome home, boy.
-You old mule.
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MAN 4:
Hey.
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Why don't you cool off, Dil?
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MAN 3: Come on, boy.
Let's get out of here.
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My, my, my.
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Holy hell, Luke. There he is, right there.
That's Billy Prickett.
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Should I buy him a drink?
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Maybe you should buy him
flowers and chocolates.
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Give me a Miller.
Make it a Löwenbräu.
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How you doing?
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Hey, Billy Prickett.
Welcome back to Hazzard.
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Oh.
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See, boys, I told you all the
waitresses in this place was dog ugly.
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[LAUGHING]
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-Man.
-I'm only fooling with you.
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Fellas, this is Bo Duke.
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Bo is looking to break my Hazzard Rally
record. What is it now, four in a row?
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Yeah, well...
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All streaks must come to an end, Bo.
I'm calling this one "the drive for five."
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-Well, I'm looking forward to the race.
-Hey, Dil!
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This is the boy
who's trying to break my record.
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Oh, really? I'm Dil Driscoll, crew chief.
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-Bo-Bo, have a seat.
BO: Really?
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So, Billy, what's it like
being in the circuit?
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-Well--
WOMAN: Hey, Billy, join me for a drink?
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Oh, well, you sweet little thing.
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Fellas, I'm awfully thirsty
all of a sudden.
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Bo-Bo, may the best man win.
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DAISY:
John, another round!
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So, Bo, what's the story
on that little pistol over there?
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Because she gave me a ride earlier.
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Well, actually, she's my cousin.
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Oh, really? You hitting that?
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-She's my cousin.
-Hopefully you're kissing cousins, right?
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-Come again?
-Son, all I'm really trying to ask you...
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...is if you shuck her corn.
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BALLADEER:
Now, there are certain things...
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...you just don't say to
a Duke about another Duke.
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I'll shuck your corn!
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Excuse me a second.
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DIL:
Pick him up! Pick him up!
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Hey, hey. Can I get in on this?
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MAN 1: Yeah.
MAN 2: Sure.
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Oh, buddy.
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MAN:
Here we go.
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MAN:
Fifty bucks on the Dukes!
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BO: That makes two, Luke!
DAISY: Attaboy!
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[CHEERING]
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Hey, Billy Prickett!
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Careful, Bo-Bo.
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00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,364
Don't hit him. That's A.J. Foyt!
238
00:15:18,644 --> 00:15:20,604
-Really?
-The fourth!
239
00:15:26,804 --> 00:15:28,324
[SCREAMING]
240
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:50,164
-Hey, can I hit this guy?
-Kill them all!
241
00:15:53,164 --> 00:15:55,404
-The ribs are greasy.
-The beans are cold.
242
00:15:57,964 --> 00:15:59,084
[GUNSHOT]
243
00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:01,444
[BO CHEERS]
244
00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:03,084
[THUD]
245
00:16:03,364 --> 00:16:06,484
BALLADEER:
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.
246
00:16:06,684 --> 00:16:10,324
Closest thing to law enforcement
in Hazzard County.
247
00:16:10,524 --> 00:16:14,484
Rosco's been after the Duke boys
since they started walking.
248
00:16:14,684 --> 00:16:17,284
Of course, some people say
the boys' first steps...
249
00:16:17,484 --> 00:16:21,884
...landed right on the sheriff's
last nerve.
250
00:16:36,084 --> 00:16:39,244
Dukes. Just once you two
ought to try leaving a place...
251
00:16:39,404 --> 00:16:42,204
...in better shape
than it was when you walked in.
252
00:16:42,364 --> 00:16:47,204
Oh, I think your boss can afford
to replace a few broken beer mugs.
253
00:16:47,364 --> 00:16:50,324
I heard there was
a little incident earlier...
254
00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:55,724
...concerning a certain crappy
orange hot rod out at the Miller farm.
255
00:16:56,124 --> 00:16:58,764
Y'all really upset some
of them construction boys.
256
00:16:59,004 --> 00:17:02,884
When I got there, they were not being
gentle with your beloved piece of crap.
257
00:17:04,164 --> 00:17:06,324
What'd you do, Rosco?
258
00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:10,484
I can't say she's gonna be in real good
racing shape for the rally this weekend.
259
00:17:15,924 --> 00:17:18,084
You watch yourself, hillbilly boy.
260
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:22,524
Come on, boys. My shift's over.
I'll take you over to Cooter's.
261
00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:23,764
Come on.
262
00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:25,684
[LAUGHING]
263
00:17:48,004 --> 00:17:50,444
BALLADEER:
Jefferson Davis Hogg...
264
00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:53,884
...the meanest man
in Hazzard County.
265
00:17:54,084 --> 00:17:58,684
He's canny as a fox,
tough as a badger...
266
00:17:59,084 --> 00:18:03,324
...and crooked as a hillbilly's smile.
267
00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:07,084
Well, Rosco.
268
00:18:09,644 --> 00:18:13,604
I see you have redecorated.
269
00:18:13,764 --> 00:18:16,804
Interesting style. What do you call it?
270
00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:20,604
-Well, sir, the Dukes--
-The Dukes.
271
00:18:20,764 --> 00:18:22,884
I had a feeling.
272
00:18:28,644 --> 00:18:32,324
I've got some important things
happening here this weekend.
273
00:18:32,524 --> 00:18:36,164
-Yes, sir.
-Are you gonna take care of the Dukes...
274
00:18:36,364 --> 00:18:39,804
...or am I gonna have to make
other plans?
275
00:18:39,964 --> 00:18:42,764
I'm on top of it, Boss.
276
00:18:42,924 --> 00:18:45,444
That's what I'm afraid of.
277
00:18:48,524 --> 00:18:50,084
COOTER: You ready?
-Is it bad?
278
00:18:50,284 --> 00:18:52,044
Not good.
279
00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:58,884
Hell, this is worse than the time
you sunk it in the Tipton Swamp.
280
00:19:02,164 --> 00:19:04,364
Mostly cosmetic damage,
right, Cooter?
281
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,524
-Mostly.
-Yeah.
282
00:19:07,764 --> 00:19:12,324
-He's gonna be ready for the race, right?
-Race? Come on, Bo.
283
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,964
I mean, the General doesn't race.
284
00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:17,684
The General erases the competition.
285
00:19:17,844 --> 00:19:19,004
[WHISTLES]
286
00:19:22,364 --> 00:19:23,964
[WHIMPERS]
287
00:19:36,964 --> 00:19:38,324
Who does this?
288
00:19:40,924 --> 00:19:45,364
It would make a nice hat or a slipper.
289
00:19:45,524 --> 00:19:49,084
You know what? Just leave the General
here with me. I'll see if I can fix--
290
00:19:49,284 --> 00:19:52,804
I'll have it up running in no time.
Meanwhile, you boys take my truck.
291
00:19:54,204 --> 00:19:55,884
What if you need to tow somebody?
292
00:19:56,084 --> 00:19:59,684
If I can't "toe" them, I'll finger them.
You know what I'm saying?
293
00:20:04,564 --> 00:20:10,524
Close one. Even shell-shocked,
he's a better driver than you are.
294
00:20:10,684 --> 00:20:12,684
DAISY: Thanks, Cooter.
-Yeah.
295
00:20:13,684 --> 00:20:14,844
[RATTLING]
296
00:20:17,244 --> 00:20:18,804
Chin up.
297
00:20:20,604 --> 00:20:21,684
Oh!
298
00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:23,124
[FLIES BUZZING]
299
00:20:24,444 --> 00:20:26,524
JESSE:
Daisy?
300
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,804
BALLADEER:
Jesse L. Duke.
301
00:20:28,964 --> 00:20:31,764
-Uncle Jesse to you.
-Daisy.
302
00:20:31,924 --> 00:20:34,924
BALLADEER: Now, Jesse's
been two places in his life:
303
00:20:35,084 --> 00:20:37,364
Hazzard County and Korea.
304
00:20:37,524 --> 00:20:39,924
-Daisy?
DAISY: I'm in here.
305
00:20:40,124 --> 00:20:42,284
BALLADEER: As far as he's concerned--
-Where are you?
306
00:20:42,444 --> 00:20:43,764
DAISY:
I'm in the shower.
307
00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:45,484
BALLADEER:
--that's one place too many.
308
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,364
Ready or not, here I come.
309
00:20:55,484 --> 00:20:58,644
-How's it looking, good-looking?
-Well, I fixed the vapor coils...
310
00:20:58,844 --> 00:21:02,284
...but the boiler's still slow.
You been running this around the clock?
311
00:21:02,484 --> 00:21:06,084
Them boys break more bottles than
they deliver. Eight cases this month.
312
00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:09,284
Wonder where in the hell
they are, anyway.
313
00:21:11,244 --> 00:21:13,284
LUKE:
It'll make you feel lots better.
314
00:21:15,884 --> 00:21:19,124
-Light the son of a bitch.
-All right.
315
00:21:22,524 --> 00:21:23,924
[LUKE LAUGHING]
316
00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:26,164
I feel good.
317
00:21:26,364 --> 00:21:29,084
All right, y'all, knock off
the grab-assing over there.
318
00:21:29,364 --> 00:21:31,324
What's going on, Uncle Jesse?
319
00:21:31,484 --> 00:21:34,684
Guy come out of an antique shop
carrying a big grandfather's clock.
320
00:21:34,884 --> 00:21:36,844
Bumped into this drunk,
broke the clock.
321
00:21:37,044 --> 00:21:39,164
Guy said, "Why don't you watch
where you're going."
322
00:21:39,324 --> 00:21:42,204
The drunk says, "Why don't you carry
a wristwatch like everybody else."
323
00:21:42,364 --> 00:21:43,924
[LAUGHING]
324
00:21:44,124 --> 00:21:46,444
Know what happens
when you give a politician Viagra?
325
00:21:46,884 --> 00:21:48,444
-No.
-He gets taller.
326
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,444
Here's another one for you.
327
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,684
How many Dukes does it take
to screw up a moonshine delivery?
328
00:21:54,964 --> 00:21:57,004
Oh, yes, sorry about that,
Uncle Jesse. We--
329
00:21:57,204 --> 00:21:58,284
[EXPLOSION]
330
00:21:58,444 --> 00:21:59,524
Whoa!
331
00:21:59,684 --> 00:22:01,244
[SHOUTING GIBBERISH]
332
00:22:04,404 --> 00:22:05,684
LUKE:
Is that Rosco?
333
00:22:06,004 --> 00:22:08,764
Wonder what
that fat sack of shit wants.
334
00:22:09,484 --> 00:22:10,964
Come on.
335
00:22:12,484 --> 00:22:14,364
ROSCO: We can skip
the "Hi, how are you's."
336
00:22:14,524 --> 00:22:16,764
I'm here on official police business.
337
00:22:16,964 --> 00:22:19,084
DEPUTY:
Right here, sheriff.
338
00:22:22,004 --> 00:22:23,844
Oh, that's horseshit.
You planted that.
339
00:22:28,844 --> 00:22:32,804
"By the power vested in me
by the County of Hazzard, Georgia...
340
00:22:33,004 --> 00:22:35,044
...I hereby seize this property...
341
00:22:35,244 --> 00:22:38,804
...for the crime of producing
and distributing moonshine."
342
00:22:40,244 --> 00:22:43,044
Now, Jesse,
we can do this the easy way...
343
00:22:43,204 --> 00:22:45,364
...or, of course...
344
00:22:47,724 --> 00:22:49,204
...there's that other way.
345
00:22:49,364 --> 00:22:52,324
-Let's try the that other way first.
DAISY: Now, hold on. Wait.
346
00:22:52,524 --> 00:22:54,964
Only way I'm leaving this farm
is in a wooden box.
347
00:22:55,164 --> 00:22:57,044
BOSS:
Well...
348
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,364
Hi, Dukes.
349
00:23:02,244 --> 00:23:03,724
Hi.
350
00:23:04,924 --> 00:23:06,244
Well, now.
351
00:23:07,244 --> 00:23:08,764
Lookie there.
352
00:23:09,444 --> 00:23:14,084
Moonshining.
What a shame, what a shame.
353
00:23:14,244 --> 00:23:17,444
-That ain't ours, Boss.
-Really?
354
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,924
You're out of here.
355
00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:22,324
This land ain't yours anymore.
356
00:23:22,524 --> 00:23:24,564
You're gonna have to
live somewhere else...
357
00:23:24,724 --> 00:23:27,404
...and you're never gonna moonshine--
JESSE: Why, you prick!
358
00:23:27,564 --> 00:23:32,684
Watch out. I got my dog here,
and I ain't fed him, and he's real hungry.
359
00:23:33,364 --> 00:23:36,284
Easy, Jesse. Not now.
360
00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:42,804
You boys done started a fight
you can't win.
361
00:23:49,684 --> 00:23:53,484
Well, you have my sympathy.
Y'all take care, now.
362
00:23:58,884 --> 00:24:01,684
-Should've busted a cap in his ass.
-Hell, yeah.
363
00:24:01,844 --> 00:24:03,964
Hey, easy now, boys.
364
00:24:04,164 --> 00:24:07,164
Thanks for taking us in, Pauline.
We really appreciate it.
365
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:09,164
Oh, honey, it is my pleasure.
366
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:13,324
I left three toes in Korea for this country,
and this is the thanks I get.
367
00:24:13,484 --> 00:24:16,004
I don't understand how they
could just take your farm.
368
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:18,084
They planted a still in our barn.
369
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:23,004
They planted a still? Now,
why would they need to plant a still?
370
00:24:23,164 --> 00:24:26,204
Because they're too damn dumb
to find our real one.
371
00:24:26,524 --> 00:24:30,124
I was waiting on old Bill Miller
up at the truck stop last night.
372
00:24:30,324 --> 00:24:34,604
He said Boss' men seized his land
for some trumped-up charge too.
373
00:24:35,004 --> 00:24:38,964
Maybe it's got to do with all that
construction equipment at the Millers'.
374
00:24:39,164 --> 00:24:41,564
You wanna go up there
and take a second look?
375
00:24:41,764 --> 00:24:43,684
Oh, I don't know, boys.
376
00:24:43,844 --> 00:24:45,364
Oh, now, Pauline.
377
00:24:47,604 --> 00:24:50,604
Don't worry, Uncle Jesse.
We're gonna take care of it.
378
00:24:51,204 --> 00:24:53,364
You know what's gonna happen,
don't you?
379
00:24:53,524 --> 00:24:56,564
Those two are gonna get themselves
in trouble, end up in jail...
380
00:24:56,724 --> 00:24:59,244
...and I'm gonna have to
shake my ass to get them out.
381
00:24:59,444 --> 00:25:01,564
JESSE:
That's why we love you, honey.
382
00:25:05,724 --> 00:25:09,284
COOTER: Oh, goddamn it.
ROSCO: Well, well, well.
383
00:25:10,644 --> 00:25:12,764
What the hell
do you think you're doing?
384
00:25:12,964 --> 00:25:15,564
What's it look like?
I'm building a doomsday machine...
385
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:18,164
...gonna aim it right up
your heinie hole.
386
00:25:18,404 --> 00:25:20,604
You stupid enough to think
you can fix this?
387
00:25:20,804 --> 00:25:23,204
-I'm fixing to fix it.
-Oh, you fixing to fix it.
388
00:25:23,364 --> 00:25:26,284
You couldn't fix an election
if your brother was the governor.
389
00:25:26,604 --> 00:25:28,604
What do you want, Rosco?
390
00:25:28,764 --> 00:25:33,884
This here vehicle, it was used in the
illegal transportation of moonshine.
391
00:25:34,084 --> 00:25:35,644
Boss wants it impounded.
392
00:25:35,804 --> 00:25:38,644
It ain't running right now,
and my tow truck ain't here...
393
00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,724
...so unless you stick it up your ass--
394
00:25:40,924 --> 00:25:43,444
Hey, one way or another,
grease monkey...
395
00:25:43,604 --> 00:25:46,604
...tomorrow I'm auctioning off
this hunk of junk.
396
00:25:46,764 --> 00:25:49,204
So y'all have a good night, now, okay?
397
00:25:52,444 --> 00:25:56,604
I got two words for you:
soap and water.
398
00:25:57,964 --> 00:26:00,124
That's three words.
399
00:26:00,284 --> 00:26:02,084
Stupid.
400
00:26:09,324 --> 00:26:11,004
Hey, man, this is Cooter.
401
00:26:11,204 --> 00:26:14,684
Round up the fellas.
I got a job for them.
402
00:26:18,604 --> 00:26:20,764
Lot of equipment there
for an abandoned farm.
403
00:26:21,004 --> 00:26:24,444
LUKE: Yeah, and that fence
went up pretty quick too, huh?
404
00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:27,844
-Let's go ditch the truck.
-All right.
405
00:26:34,964 --> 00:26:36,244
[GRUNTING]
406
00:26:41,004 --> 00:26:42,364
[FABRIC RIPPING]
407
00:26:46,324 --> 00:26:47,644
[THUD]
408
00:26:53,124 --> 00:26:56,044
LUKE: Well, ain't that cute,
a man taking his pig for a walk.
409
00:27:01,044 --> 00:27:02,484
Come on.
410
00:27:11,124 --> 00:27:12,884
What now?
411
00:27:19,324 --> 00:27:21,324
Lookie here, Bo.
412
00:27:22,764 --> 00:27:26,564
He's got our farm marked, right next
to the Millers' and the Robinsons'.
413
00:27:27,884 --> 00:27:31,084
What the hell does he want
with all this land?
414
00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:33,364
I don't know.
415
00:27:34,604 --> 00:27:38,564
But I tell you what,
if I was incriminating information...
416
00:27:38,724 --> 00:27:41,884
...I'd be hiding in that big,
huge son of a bitch.
417
00:27:42,284 --> 00:27:45,444
-How are we supposed to open that?
BALLADEER: I don't know about you...
418
00:27:45,604 --> 00:27:48,364
...but I'd sure hate to be
that safe right now.
419
00:27:48,924 --> 00:27:50,244
BO AND LUKE:
Yeah!
420
00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,124
[CHEERING]
421
00:28:04,124 --> 00:28:07,124
Holy shit.
422
00:28:17,884 --> 00:28:19,724
Hope they got e-mail.
423
00:28:32,604 --> 00:28:34,484
Oh, dear.
424
00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:47,084
BO:
What the hell?
425
00:28:51,004 --> 00:28:52,444
LUKE:
It's stuck on a pole.
426
00:28:52,804 --> 00:28:55,364
I'll check it.
427
00:28:58,924 --> 00:29:00,884
[AIR SUPPLY'S "ALL OUT
OF LOVE" PLAYS ON RADIO]
428
00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:11,164
-Give it some gas!
-Okay!
429
00:29:11,324 --> 00:29:13,124
[ENGINE REVVING]
430
00:29:17,444 --> 00:29:21,644
LUKE: Hey, give it a little more gas!
-Okay!
431
00:29:21,804 --> 00:29:25,044
-Hey, Bo, hold up!
-Okay!
432
00:29:25,404 --> 00:29:27,164
Hey! No, Bo! No!
433
00:29:27,324 --> 00:29:29,164
Okay!
434
00:29:29,404 --> 00:29:31,124
[LUKE SCREAMING]
435
00:29:31,324 --> 00:29:33,964
-Yeah!
-Bo!
436
00:29:35,724 --> 00:29:38,524
-No, Bo!
-Sorry, cuz.
437
00:29:38,684 --> 00:29:40,524
You'd do the same thing to me.
438
00:29:40,684 --> 00:29:42,524
Bo!
439
00:29:43,004 --> 00:29:44,484
[SCREAMING]
440
00:29:48,484 --> 00:29:50,444
Bo, damn it!
441
00:29:51,724 --> 00:29:53,644
Hold on, little buddy!
442
00:29:57,844 --> 00:29:59,204
Oh, shit!
443
00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:01,004
[HORN HONKING]
444
00:30:07,004 --> 00:30:08,484
Bo, you son of a--
445
00:30:12,884 --> 00:30:14,244
[GROANING]
446
00:30:28,404 --> 00:30:32,444
I said, no, Bo. No!
447
00:30:33,084 --> 00:30:34,484
Oh.
448
00:30:35,004 --> 00:30:38,284
I thought you said, "Go, Bo. Go."
449
00:30:38,484 --> 00:30:40,404
You see how that sounds kind of...?
450
00:30:44,284 --> 00:30:47,444
Hey, you know what?
Sheev lives near here.
451
00:30:47,604 --> 00:30:49,724
Maybe he can help us
open this thing up, huh?
452
00:30:50,604 --> 00:30:52,404
Yeah.
453
00:30:53,924 --> 00:30:56,524
Okay. We'll go to Sheev's.
454
00:31:05,484 --> 00:31:08,764
Rosco, this here's Chip.
455
00:31:08,924 --> 00:31:11,204
You might wanna call Hogg...
456
00:31:11,364 --> 00:31:16,124
...and tell him them two fellers,
they made off with his safe.
457
00:31:16,324 --> 00:31:19,444
And I might need a ride too.
458
00:31:24,444 --> 00:31:27,404
Boss, what kind of mood you in?
459
00:31:27,604 --> 00:31:30,804
I'm in a crawfish-boiling mood.
460
00:31:31,844 --> 00:31:36,284
Well, it seems that the Duke boys...
461
00:31:36,444 --> 00:31:38,924
...have stolen your safe.
462
00:31:43,924 --> 00:31:47,244
I am officially upgrading the Dukes...
463
00:31:47,404 --> 00:31:52,164
...from "fly in my ointment"
to "thorn in my side."
464
00:31:52,364 --> 00:31:56,964
And if they happen to elevate
themselves to "pain in my ass"...
465
00:31:57,124 --> 00:32:02,164
...then I'm gonna boil you. Got it?
466
00:32:02,324 --> 00:32:04,644
-Yes, sir.
-Now...
467
00:32:04,844 --> 00:32:08,804
...I want you to find the Dukes
and lock them up.
468
00:32:09,004 --> 00:32:13,444
Oh, and bring me my damn safe back.
469
00:32:13,604 --> 00:32:15,364
Yes, sir.
470
00:32:20,204 --> 00:32:21,564
Flash.
471
00:32:24,884 --> 00:32:26,204
[SIREN WAILS]
472
00:32:31,004 --> 00:32:32,564
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV]
473
00:32:33,964 --> 00:32:35,564
ROSCO:
Evening, Sheev.
474
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,724
Sheev.
475
00:32:48,524 --> 00:32:52,324
I'm looking for them Duke boys.
You seen them?
476
00:32:54,644 --> 00:32:57,724
They was last seen
heading up this road here.
477
00:32:59,604 --> 00:33:03,124
You still got them CIA mind probes
stuck in your head, boy?
478
00:33:03,364 --> 00:33:05,884
Far as I know.
479
00:33:06,044 --> 00:33:09,044
Good.
Keep your little antennae up there...
480
00:33:09,204 --> 00:33:12,804
...in case you see the Dukes,
you let me know, you hear?
481
00:33:13,004 --> 00:33:14,604
Yeah.
482
00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:19,884
Stinks out here, you know that?
483
00:33:28,564 --> 00:33:30,324
[WHISTLES]
484
00:33:32,164 --> 00:33:34,124
-Is he gone, Sheev?
-He's gone.
485
00:33:43,164 --> 00:33:45,644
-Prickett, Prickett.
BILLY [ON TV]: It means a lot to me...
486
00:33:45,804 --> 00:33:47,964
...to be invited here
back to my hometown.
487
00:33:48,164 --> 00:33:50,284
I hope to remind
the good people of Hazzard...
488
00:33:50,484 --> 00:33:54,244
-... what it feels like to be proud again.
PEOPLE [ON TV]: We love you, Billy!
489
00:33:54,604 --> 00:33:58,524
And I hope to remind the good people
of Hazzard to come out to the rally...
490
00:33:58,724 --> 00:34:01,204
...and cheer their favorite son,
Billy Prickett!
491
00:34:01,404 --> 00:34:03,044
[PEOPLE CHEERING ON TV]
492
00:34:03,604 --> 00:34:06,204
And I'm declaring today
Billy Prickett Day.
493
00:34:08,044 --> 00:34:10,324
You're too kind.
I just hope, come Saturday...
494
00:34:10,484 --> 00:34:13,044
...I'm not too hazardous on the roads.
495
00:34:13,244 --> 00:34:14,324
[LAUGHS]
496
00:34:14,484 --> 00:34:16,324
"Hazardous on the roads."
497
00:34:16,684 --> 00:34:19,244
-This one's for you!
-This is Tammy Arinder...
498
00:34:19,444 --> 00:34:21,884
...at the parade, for WCNU News.
499
00:34:22,084 --> 00:34:24,244
Seeing Billy Prickett race in person?
500
00:34:24,404 --> 00:34:27,124
That might be worth
putting my pants on for.
501
00:34:27,284 --> 00:34:30,284
-Bo, you racing on Saturday?
-I'm planning on it.
502
00:34:30,524 --> 00:34:32,684
What's the prize for second place?
503
00:34:34,444 --> 00:34:36,164
Gonna be good.
Tough one, good luck.
504
00:34:36,364 --> 00:34:39,004
It's a little weird
he's coming back here to race.
505
00:34:39,204 --> 00:34:43,284
Life's weird, Luke. Someday
you're gonna have to accept that.
506
00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:49,604
Well, okay.
Let's take a look at that lockbox.
507
00:34:51,244 --> 00:34:53,724
Oh, yeah. Liberty 400.
508
00:34:54,244 --> 00:34:57,204
High-density,
9200-psi composite material.
509
00:34:57,364 --> 00:34:59,684
Two-inch chrome bolts,
vertical and horizontal.
510
00:34:59,884 --> 00:35:03,684
And a spring-loaded, independent
relocking device, with a foreign body.
511
00:35:03,844 --> 00:35:07,204
-She's a beauty.
-Can you crack it?
512
00:35:07,364 --> 00:35:09,364
I'm gonna do more than crack it.
513
00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:10,684
[ANIMAL SQUEALING]
514
00:35:10,844 --> 00:35:13,004
Goddamn it.
515
00:35:17,564 --> 00:35:21,684
Armadillo. They've been infiltrating
my perimeter all summer.
516
00:35:21,844 --> 00:35:25,324
-The hell you do with them?
-I make helmets.
517
00:35:25,484 --> 00:35:29,364
Armadillo helmets can block
even the best brain-wave scanners.
518
00:35:29,524 --> 00:35:31,684
Make a pretty good soup bowl too.
519
00:35:31,884 --> 00:35:34,684
So okay. I'm gonna
go to work on this thing.
520
00:35:34,884 --> 00:35:38,724
While I do, would you be a dear, Bo,
and go grab me that armadillo?
521
00:35:41,804 --> 00:35:43,644
Thanks.
522
00:35:45,044 --> 00:35:46,364
BO:
Man, he looks pissed off.
523
00:35:46,564 --> 00:35:47,884
[GUNSHOT]
524
00:35:49,044 --> 00:35:52,284
Come on, y'all! That was a good one.
525
00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:55,404
All right, maybe you could
take it off now.
526
00:35:55,844 --> 00:35:58,484
Got a real nice deal on this stuff.
Government issue.
527
00:35:58,644 --> 00:36:02,204
Only expired about six months ago,
so should have a real nice pop.
528
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,804
Yeah! Cooter's got
the General running.
529
00:36:06,444 --> 00:36:09,724
-Might be able to race on Saturday.
-Really?
530
00:36:09,924 --> 00:36:13,084
We gotta get it out of there tonight.
Rosco wants to impound it.
531
00:36:13,324 --> 00:36:15,324
SHEEV:
Watch your ass, fellas.
532
00:36:21,964 --> 00:36:24,404
LUKE: This is the fastest-burning
fuse you got, Sheev?
533
00:36:24,564 --> 00:36:26,324
SHEEV:
It's a Chinese fuse.
534
00:36:35,204 --> 00:36:36,324
[POPS]
535
00:36:38,044 --> 00:36:39,084
Hmm.
536
00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:41,524
-Might be a wet fuse.
-Well, should we check it?
537
00:36:41,684 --> 00:36:44,524
Depends if you like how your face
is configured, pretty boy.
538
00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,404
I think you got the wires backwards.
539
00:36:46,564 --> 00:36:48,964
SHEEV: They're supposed to be.
It's a Chinese fuse.
540
00:36:49,164 --> 00:36:51,324
No, backwards from how
they're supposed to be.
541
00:36:51,484 --> 00:36:54,124
You ever been to China?
Have you ever been to China?
542
00:36:54,284 --> 00:36:55,724
BO:
I ate Chinese food once.
543
00:36:55,884 --> 00:36:58,404
SHEEV: Well, you don't blow up
mu shu pork, my friend.
544
00:36:58,604 --> 00:37:00,124
I dated a Korean girl in school.
545
00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:02,804
That is a different Oriental nation.
Get an education.
546
00:37:03,004 --> 00:37:05,444
-You got the fuse wrong.
-You know nothing about...
547
00:37:05,644 --> 00:37:08,244
...Chino-Sino-American relations.
BO: You're missing the point.
548
00:37:19,924 --> 00:37:21,804
Might've used too much.
549
00:37:25,604 --> 00:37:28,004
Man, that rattled my sphincter.
550
00:37:32,004 --> 00:37:35,004
BO:
What the hell is that? Drugs?
551
00:37:35,164 --> 00:37:36,884
Don't look like no drugs I ever saw.
552
00:37:37,204 --> 00:37:41,164
-What the hell are these numbers?
-It's a core sample.
553
00:37:41,484 --> 00:37:45,884
Mining. They drill a hole, take a sample,
send it to the lab, see what they got.
554
00:37:46,084 --> 00:37:48,124
-Core samples of what?
-How should I know?
555
00:37:48,284 --> 00:37:52,124
Am I wearing a white coat here?
I cut bait and blow shit up for a living.
556
00:37:52,324 --> 00:37:56,284
-Take it to a lab.
-I don't know, maybe at the university?
557
00:37:56,484 --> 00:38:00,324
-Katie-Lynn Johnson's at the university.
-Oh, yeah, that's right.
558
00:38:00,484 --> 00:38:03,284
Man, I always had a thing for that girl.
559
00:38:03,524 --> 00:38:06,884
Remember she used to come by
the farm with those tight little outfits?
560
00:38:07,044 --> 00:38:10,724
-No, I can't say I remember that.
-I thought I had her too.
561
00:38:10,924 --> 00:38:14,844
Then she pulled a goddamn Keyser Soze
on me, and like that...
562
00:38:15,004 --> 00:38:16,564
...she was gone.
563
00:38:16,724 --> 00:38:18,884
You don't remember that?
564
00:38:19,084 --> 00:38:20,364
SHEEV:
Well, okay.
565
00:38:20,524 --> 00:38:24,244
Unless you need something else blown,
I'll go inside and wash my mongoose.
566
00:38:27,444 --> 00:38:29,204
Okay.
567
00:38:30,164 --> 00:38:32,644
Come on, Luke. Let's get the General.
568
00:38:32,964 --> 00:38:35,164
Why don't we have Cooter stash that.
569
00:38:35,364 --> 00:38:37,404
We'll take his truck,
head to the highway--
570
00:38:37,604 --> 00:38:42,044
How would you feel if the General and I
went to Atlanta and left you behind?
571
00:39:09,484 --> 00:39:11,124
Ain't she a Georgia peach?
572
00:39:11,284 --> 00:39:13,484
What'd you do,
make a deal with the devil?
573
00:39:13,804 --> 00:39:16,604
Luke. Luke. Is that a Hemi?
574
00:39:18,884 --> 00:39:21,844
Me and my buddies lose the Gettysburg
reenactment every other Sunday.
575
00:39:22,044 --> 00:39:24,204
So we figured,
why not let General Lee win one?
576
00:39:24,644 --> 00:39:27,244
LUKE: I don't know how
we're gonna pay you back, Cooter.
577
00:39:27,444 --> 00:39:31,084
Would a BJ from Daisy be within
the realm of possibility?
578
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:33,124
Not gonna happen.
579
00:39:33,324 --> 00:39:35,484
How about a pair
of her still-warm shorts?
580
00:39:35,644 --> 00:39:37,644
-Uh-uh.
-All right.
581
00:39:37,804 --> 00:39:41,484
Hey, Bo, just win that Hazzard Rally.
That's thanks enough.
582
00:39:41,644 --> 00:39:45,804
And when you get that prize money, you
pay me, because that's how it works.
583
00:39:46,004 --> 00:39:48,204
I love you, Cooter.
584
00:39:50,164 --> 00:39:52,804
-I didn't have time to fix everything.
-Right.
585
00:39:55,524 --> 00:39:57,484
Let's get that car.
586
00:40:00,244 --> 00:40:01,284
[ENGINE REVVING]
587
00:40:24,284 --> 00:40:27,484
Get in your cars and get them!
Get after them! Now!
588
00:40:30,284 --> 00:40:32,044
[HORN PLAYING "DIXIE"]
589
00:40:32,244 --> 00:40:34,244
[CHEERING]
590
00:40:35,364 --> 00:40:37,244
All right.
591
00:40:38,764 --> 00:40:41,524
That's so good, man.
592
00:40:44,124 --> 00:40:45,964
Enough.
593
00:40:46,164 --> 00:40:50,124
Man, I'm never gonna get out
of this car again. I'm gonna live in it.
594
00:40:50,324 --> 00:40:53,124
I'm gonna eat in it.
And I'm gonna make sweet love to it.
595
00:40:53,604 --> 00:40:55,564
You mean you gonna make
sweet love in it.
596
00:40:55,724 --> 00:40:57,324
Oh, no, I wanna fuck it.
597
00:40:57,524 --> 00:40:59,844
ROSCO [OVER CB RADIO]:
All units, we are in hot pursuit...
598
00:41:00,044 --> 00:41:03,844
...of them Duke boys
in their piece-of-shit orange car.
599
00:41:04,084 --> 00:41:05,244
[POLICE CAR RATTLING]
600
00:41:06,564 --> 00:41:08,324
"Piece of--" You son of a bitch.
601
00:41:27,364 --> 00:41:28,844
ROSCO:
Hey! Get back here!
602
00:41:29,044 --> 00:41:30,924
COOTER [OVER RADIO]:
Lost Sheep, you out there?
603
00:41:31,084 --> 00:41:32,124
Hey, Cooter.
604
00:41:32,284 --> 00:41:35,684
COOTER: These fellas ain't
gonna be doing much chasing.
605
00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:38,924
-Thanks, man.
-I'm gonna run right over Billy Prickett.
606
00:41:39,084 --> 00:41:40,804
How about we go to Atlanta first?
607
00:41:40,964 --> 00:41:42,004
All right, cuz.
608
00:41:42,164 --> 00:41:43,604
[HORN PLAYING "DIXIE"]
609
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:49,844
Oh, look at that.
There's your problem right there.
610
00:41:50,004 --> 00:41:51,364
Yeah, that's a shame.
611
00:41:53,524 --> 00:41:55,964
LUKE:
Let's go to Atlanta.
612
00:41:58,484 --> 00:42:00,084
[HORNS HONKING]
613
00:42:03,084 --> 00:42:04,604
[LUKE SNORING]
614
00:42:05,844 --> 00:42:07,804
Luke.
615
00:42:07,964 --> 00:42:09,684
Luke.
616
00:42:11,124 --> 00:42:16,084
I know why it didn't work out with
me and Katie before. It was just timing.
617
00:42:16,244 --> 00:42:18,884
Life is all about timing, you know?
618
00:42:19,164 --> 00:42:22,684
It's my time now.
I'm gonna win that race on Saturday.
619
00:42:22,884 --> 00:42:26,604
We're gonna get the farm back.
I got my BFF, you.
620
00:42:27,404 --> 00:42:30,364
And I'm gonna get Katie Johnson,
you watch.
621
00:42:34,764 --> 00:42:36,924
It's my time.
622
00:42:38,244 --> 00:42:41,644
What's going on?
623
00:42:42,244 --> 00:42:43,724
[HORN HONKS]
624
00:42:44,444 --> 00:42:47,284
Yeah, baby!
Southern by the grace of God!
625
00:42:49,404 --> 00:42:50,884
-Yee-haw!
-Yee-haw!
626
00:42:52,644 --> 00:42:55,164
Well, at least we know
they're nice up here.
627
00:42:55,404 --> 00:42:58,924
Hurry up, you're late
for your Kian meeting, asshole.
628
00:42:59,164 --> 00:43:01,724
-Kian meeting?
MAN: Don't listen to her.
629
00:43:01,884 --> 00:43:05,284
The South will rise again.
Yee-haw!
630
00:43:05,444 --> 00:43:07,724
Yee-haw, brother!
631
00:43:07,884 --> 00:43:09,844
What the hell's wrong
with these people?
632
00:43:10,044 --> 00:43:13,204
Nice roof, redneck.
Join us in the 21st century?
633
00:43:21,684 --> 00:43:24,404
LUKE: We're gonna make
some friends up here, huh?
634
00:43:33,724 --> 00:43:36,324
Oh, excuse me.
Can I help you, ma'am?
635
00:43:36,524 --> 00:43:38,364
Daisy! Oh, boy.
636
00:43:38,604 --> 00:43:40,924
Enos, what's Boss doing
taking all that land?
637
00:43:41,204 --> 00:43:45,324
I don't know. They won't tell me. You
gotta go. I'm supposed to arrest you.
638
00:43:45,484 --> 00:43:48,164
-Come on, I'm serious.
-Get. Get out of here.
639
00:43:48,324 --> 00:43:51,484
Hey. You Anus?
640
00:43:52,164 --> 00:43:54,084
No, that's Enos, Mr. Prickett.
641
00:43:54,324 --> 00:43:55,684
Oh, whoopsie.
642
00:43:55,884 --> 00:43:59,204
Sorry about that. Is Hogg around?
He asked me to come by.
643
00:43:59,364 --> 00:44:03,844
Oh, yeah. He's out back
in the garage, Mr. Prickett.
644
00:44:05,244 --> 00:44:07,524
Well, howdy, ma'am.
How are you today?
645
00:44:07,684 --> 00:44:10,044
It's just right on out back there.
I'll show you.
646
00:44:10,204 --> 00:44:13,124
Yep, head out that way.
647
00:44:16,124 --> 00:44:18,204
There you go.
648
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:22,204
BOSS:
There he is.
649
00:44:22,364 --> 00:44:24,364
-Hometown hero.
-Hogg.
650
00:44:24,524 --> 00:44:26,204
-How you doing, son?
-Well...
651
00:44:26,364 --> 00:44:29,684
...this is a great place to crap,
but I'm ready to head to Atlanta.
652
00:44:29,844 --> 00:44:31,204
Not before the race.
653
00:44:31,524 --> 00:44:33,684
BILLY:
Don't you worry about that.
654
00:44:33,884 --> 00:44:37,004
BOSS: I want you down at that finish
line. Sign autographs for the kids.
655
00:44:37,164 --> 00:44:39,364
BILLY: Yeah, I know the drill.
BOSS: I know you do.
656
00:44:39,564 --> 00:44:42,524
But I need you there for two hours, son.
Two hours.
657
00:44:42,804 --> 00:44:44,924
Kissing hands and shaking babies.
658
00:44:45,084 --> 00:44:48,764
You got that backwards.
It's shaking hands and kiss the babies.
659
00:44:48,924 --> 00:44:52,884
Oh, yeah? Maybe that's why I lost
that governor's election in '86.
660
00:44:53,044 --> 00:44:54,684
[LAUGHING]
661
00:44:57,604 --> 00:44:59,684
Hogg, what the hell am I doing here?
662
00:44:59,884 --> 00:45:01,844
Rosco.
663
00:45:04,924 --> 00:45:07,684
Whoa, what is this?
You off the reservation?
664
00:45:07,844 --> 00:45:10,604
See how it kind of catches me
around the eyes there?
665
00:45:10,804 --> 00:45:14,084
BILLY:
Look here, I already got sponsors.
666
00:45:14,244 --> 00:45:17,044
What am I supposed
to tell Castrol, Yahoo!?
667
00:45:17,204 --> 00:45:19,604
Tell them it's for charity.
668
00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:22,084
-Is it?
-Sure. Could be.
669
00:45:23,404 --> 00:45:27,004
Whatever you say.
I'm gonna win that race by a mile.
670
00:45:27,204 --> 00:45:29,764
It don't matter whose face
is on my car when I do.
671
00:45:29,924 --> 00:45:35,124
I don't need you to win the race.
I just need you to show up.
672
00:45:48,284 --> 00:45:50,724
Hey there, Mr. Prickett.
673
00:45:50,884 --> 00:45:53,324
Well, hello, Daisy.
674
00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:58,604
I was just walking by, and I saw your car
in the garage there. She's real sexy.
675
00:45:58,804 --> 00:46:02,124
Well, thank you.
She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine.
676
00:46:02,284 --> 00:46:04,044
DAISY:
Yeah, I know.
677
00:46:04,284 --> 00:46:06,964
Why is there a picture of Boss Hogg
on your car, though?
678
00:46:07,124 --> 00:46:09,244
-Yeah, well, he--
-I read somewhere...
679
00:46:09,444 --> 00:46:15,124
...that Coca-Cola pays you over
$100,000 to put their logo on your door.
680
00:46:15,324 --> 00:46:17,004
-You read that?
-That same article...
681
00:46:17,164 --> 00:46:20,004
...mentioned that Budweiser
pays you over $100,000...
682
00:46:20,164 --> 00:46:22,844
-...to put their logo on your trunk.
-Look, Daisy...
683
00:46:23,004 --> 00:46:25,924
-...I'm not much of a reader.
-Boss Hogg's face is sitting...
684
00:46:26,084 --> 00:46:29,764
...on over $200,000 worth
of real estate.
685
00:46:30,044 --> 00:46:31,444
Is that what he's paying you?
686
00:46:31,644 --> 00:46:36,244
Oh, no, no, Daisy,
this race here is for charity.
687
00:46:36,444 --> 00:46:38,404
Really? Which one?
688
00:46:40,284 --> 00:46:41,804
Anal bifida.
689
00:46:41,964 --> 00:46:43,644
Spinal bifida.
690
00:46:43,964 --> 00:46:45,524
It's one of the bifidas.
691
00:46:45,764 --> 00:46:47,124
[LAUGHING]
692
00:46:47,644 --> 00:46:51,484
Have I told you that you're as purty
as a Hazzard County sunset?
693
00:46:51,644 --> 00:46:54,884
Have a good day, Mr. Prickett.
694
00:46:55,044 --> 00:46:57,404
Okay.
695
00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:17,564
Lot of smart people out there.
696
00:47:40,764 --> 00:47:42,964
Look out, Katie.
697
00:47:46,284 --> 00:47:48,484
Hello. Hi.
698
00:47:48,844 --> 00:47:50,324
-Hello.
BO: Hello.
699
00:47:50,524 --> 00:47:53,604
LUKE: Oh, boy.
-Hi.
700
00:47:54,604 --> 00:47:58,684
You don't think it's too late
to take them SATs, do you?
701
00:48:02,764 --> 00:48:05,484
You gotta keep an open mind
in college.
702
00:48:07,204 --> 00:48:10,444
This is it, Luke. I can feel it.
703
00:48:10,644 --> 00:48:13,204
Hey, do you know
where Katie Johnson is?
704
00:48:13,364 --> 00:48:15,244
I think she's in that room right there.
705
00:48:15,404 --> 00:48:17,404
LUKE: Thanks.
-Thank you.
706
00:48:20,204 --> 00:48:22,684
-I got a great opening line for Katie.
-What is it?
707
00:48:22,884 --> 00:48:24,644
You'll see.
708
00:48:24,804 --> 00:48:27,644
-Katie Johnson?
-She's down the hall.
709
00:48:27,804 --> 00:48:31,364
-Cool.
-Come on, down the hall.
710
00:48:34,124 --> 00:48:36,244
Katie Johnson?
711
00:48:36,404 --> 00:48:39,644
-She's down the hall.
-Do you guys go to school here?
712
00:48:40,764 --> 00:48:42,884
No, but do you have an application?
713
00:48:43,244 --> 00:48:44,404
Not on me.
714
00:48:44,564 --> 00:48:46,124
[GIRLS GIGGLING]
715
00:48:46,644 --> 00:48:49,044
Come on, now, focus.
716
00:48:54,324 --> 00:48:56,284
Let's hope she's not in here either.
717
00:48:56,484 --> 00:48:59,164
-Katie Johnson?
-Fuck me running!
718
00:48:59,724 --> 00:49:02,644
-You looking for Katie?
-We were.
719
00:49:03,044 --> 00:49:05,844
-You guys Hacky?
-Hacky!
720
00:49:06,044 --> 00:49:08,164
-What about Katie?
-Maybe she's in here.
721
00:49:08,364 --> 00:49:09,964
[WHOOPING]
722
00:49:16,204 --> 00:49:18,684
LUKE: Bye.
GIRL: Goodbye, Bo. Bye, Luke.
723
00:49:19,084 --> 00:49:20,924
I guess she wasn't in there.
724
00:49:21,084 --> 00:49:23,684
-We didn't check under the couch.
KATIE: Luke! Bo!
725
00:49:23,884 --> 00:49:26,004
-Katie.
-Katie-Lynn.
726
00:49:30,364 --> 00:49:32,564
So he's still doing that?
727
00:49:34,084 --> 00:49:36,924
-Did I just faint?
-No.
728
00:49:37,124 --> 00:49:39,364
Oh, my God. I can't believe y'all came.
729
00:49:40,364 --> 00:49:43,364
[MUMBLING] We just wanna pay
you visit, the prettiest girl in Atlanta.
730
00:49:43,724 --> 00:49:45,564
What?
731
00:49:45,724 --> 00:49:49,204
[MUMBLING] We just wanna pay a visit
to the prettiest girl in Atlanta.
732
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:52,444
That's sweet. I can't believe
what happened to y'all's farm.
733
00:49:52,644 --> 00:49:54,204
We're gonna get it back.
734
00:49:54,404 --> 00:49:57,244
I love that farm.
I used to have so much fun there.
735
00:49:57,844 --> 00:49:59,524
-See?
KATIE: This is my roommate, Annette.
736
00:49:59,684 --> 00:50:02,244
-Annette, this is Bo and Luke.
-Nice to meet you.
737
00:50:02,404 --> 00:50:05,644
-Ma'am.
-Annette's from Australia.
738
00:50:05,924 --> 00:50:09,164
Let's put another shrimp
on the barbie!
739
00:50:12,404 --> 00:50:14,764
-That's what they say there.
-Okay.
740
00:50:14,924 --> 00:50:16,884
What do y'all need
in the geology lab?
741
00:50:17,044 --> 00:50:19,764
It has something to do
with them taking our farm...
742
00:50:19,924 --> 00:50:22,564
...but we don't know
what the hell it is.
743
00:50:24,124 --> 00:50:26,924
I don't know that they'll let y'all in,
but we'll take you.
744
00:50:27,124 --> 00:50:30,364
-We'll get dressed. Y'all wait downstairs.
-We're gonna wait here.
745
00:50:30,524 --> 00:50:32,724
Downstairs is fine.
746
00:50:36,324 --> 00:50:39,324
It's happening, Luke.
It's all happening.
747
00:50:48,164 --> 00:50:49,884
I'll give you that, Jesse.
748
00:50:50,044 --> 00:50:53,084
-I'll give you that.
JESSE: Will you now?
749
00:50:54,204 --> 00:50:57,004
What are you doing with my land,
Jefferson?
750
00:50:57,804 --> 00:50:59,844
Ain't your land anymore.
751
00:51:00,404 --> 00:51:03,764
Wasn't that long ago you was
a moonshiner too. Remember?
752
00:51:03,924 --> 00:51:05,804
Well, I have reformed from my sins.
753
00:51:05,964 --> 00:51:08,524
I am now an honest businessman.
754
00:51:08,684 --> 00:51:10,444
Like sponsoring racecars?
755
00:51:10,684 --> 00:51:13,804
What are you getting out of bringing
Billy Prickett down here?
756
00:51:15,484 --> 00:51:19,484
You know, your nephew's won that race
four years in a row.
757
00:51:19,684 --> 00:51:23,324
Now, who's gonna fault me
for breaking up a dynasty?
758
00:51:23,484 --> 00:51:25,604
Well, I know you're rich,
and I know you stink.
759
00:51:25,804 --> 00:51:27,604
But you ain't stinking rich.
760
00:51:27,804 --> 00:51:30,044
You wouldn't be throwing
that money at Prickett...
761
00:51:30,244 --> 00:51:32,884
...unless you thought he was
gonna earn you 10 times that.
762
00:51:33,044 --> 00:51:37,844
You're a smart man.
So why don't you do the smart thing.
763
00:51:38,004 --> 00:51:41,044
Why don't you take your family
and leave.
764
00:51:41,244 --> 00:51:44,844
Because, see, now I own that farm.
765
00:51:45,004 --> 00:51:47,604
And you ain't never gonna get it back.
766
00:51:47,764 --> 00:51:49,844
[LAUGHING]
767
00:52:00,204 --> 00:52:03,084
I have all the cards, Jesse.
768
00:52:03,244 --> 00:52:04,964
You don't have spit.
769
00:52:05,444 --> 00:52:07,524
It ain't over yet.
770
00:52:12,284 --> 00:52:15,364
Hey, Bo, I love your car.
She really rumbles.
771
00:52:15,684 --> 00:52:18,364
It's actually a he. Right, Katie?
772
00:52:21,924 --> 00:52:23,804
[SIRENS WAILING]
773
00:52:25,324 --> 00:52:26,884
I ain't even speeding.
774
00:52:44,884 --> 00:52:47,164
You know how fast you were going?
775
00:52:47,324 --> 00:52:52,124
-What?
-How fast you were going.
776
00:52:53,044 --> 00:52:55,884
-I don't know. Ten?
-Eight.
777
00:52:56,044 --> 00:53:01,084
-Isn't the speed limit 10?
-Yeah. It is.
778
00:53:01,564 --> 00:53:04,044
You guys police?
779
00:53:04,204 --> 00:53:05,844
Campus police.
780
00:53:06,324 --> 00:53:07,804
[LAUGHING]
781
00:53:12,484 --> 00:53:14,524
Mother of God.
782
00:53:23,524 --> 00:53:25,044
Oh, wait.
783
00:53:35,524 --> 00:53:39,564
I know it's a shame to hide your beauty
like this, but it's for your own good.
784
00:53:39,724 --> 00:53:41,124
What?
785
00:53:41,684 --> 00:53:43,964
I'm not even gonna respond to that.
That's crazy.
786
00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:48,124
I know, I'll miss you too.
I'll be right back.
787
00:53:48,684 --> 00:53:51,524
All right, let's go. Let's go.
788
00:53:57,084 --> 00:54:01,404
Katie-Lynn seems like a girl you could
settle down with, don't you think, Luke?
789
00:54:01,564 --> 00:54:03,324
-Yeah.
-I don't know, fellas.
790
00:54:03,484 --> 00:54:05,764
I don't think they're gonna
let us walk in.
791
00:54:05,964 --> 00:54:10,604
You'll think of something, Katie.
You always do. Remember that--?
792
00:54:10,804 --> 00:54:13,404
Oh, you're so pretty.
793
00:54:25,164 --> 00:54:27,644
I have an idea.
794
00:54:34,684 --> 00:54:38,084
-Can I help you?
-You're just the guy we're looking for...
795
00:54:38,244 --> 00:54:39,964
-Royce.
-Royce...?
796
00:54:40,164 --> 00:54:43,844
-Royce Williams.
-Royce Williams, maybe you can help us.
797
00:54:44,004 --> 00:54:49,164
We're here looking for the brightest
young geologists for high-paying jobs.
798
00:54:49,404 --> 00:54:50,844
Maybe you've been by our booth.
799
00:54:51,044 --> 00:54:54,364
-You're from Kamasaka Technologies?
LUKE: That's right.
800
00:54:54,524 --> 00:54:58,364
I'm Mr. Ichinowa,
and this is my colleague...
801
00:54:58,524 --> 00:55:00,004
...Yoko Takanoshi.
802
00:55:00,284 --> 00:55:01,444
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
803
00:55:01,644 --> 00:55:02,964
Right on.
804
00:55:03,764 --> 00:55:05,524
You said you were Japanese?
805
00:55:06,124 --> 00:55:07,404
We converted.
806
00:55:09,004 --> 00:55:12,484
Your professor tells us you're some
kind of super-genius or something.
807
00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:16,884
-Really? On my last test I got a C-minus.
-Hey, that's good.
808
00:55:17,044 --> 00:55:20,124
-That's real good.
-You think...?
809
00:55:20,284 --> 00:55:22,564
You just might be
Kamasaka Tech material.
810
00:55:23,204 --> 00:55:25,524
You just gotta pass this one little test.
811
00:55:25,684 --> 00:55:29,484
You just tell us what this is right here.
812
00:55:29,724 --> 00:55:32,004
Looks like a core sample.
813
00:55:32,164 --> 00:55:35,284
-Man, that's good.
-He's good.
814
00:55:35,484 --> 00:55:39,084
-Core sample of what?
-Oh, of course.
815
00:55:42,524 --> 00:55:43,524
[KATIE CLEARS THROAT]
816
00:55:55,684 --> 00:55:58,484
-What are you doing?
-What?
817
00:55:58,644 --> 00:56:02,804
-What the fuck was that?
-Relax.
818
00:56:12,244 --> 00:56:14,044
Damn! Damn!
819
00:56:14,524 --> 00:56:16,204
These are my good Levi's.
820
00:56:16,364 --> 00:56:18,444
Let's not lose focus here, Royce.
821
00:56:18,604 --> 00:56:20,204
Yes, sir, Mr. Takanoshi.
822
00:56:20,364 --> 00:56:23,004
-What'd you call me?
-Mr. Takanoshi?
823
00:56:23,604 --> 00:56:26,764
Right. That's my name.
824
00:56:28,044 --> 00:56:32,004
-Thought it might be drugs or something.
-I think I know what it is.
825
00:56:32,244 --> 00:56:33,924
[GRUNTING]
826
00:56:34,084 --> 00:56:35,564
[LAUGHING]
827
00:56:40,884 --> 00:56:42,484
[COUGHS]
828
00:56:44,564 --> 00:56:47,044
Are you really with
Kamasaka Technologies?
829
00:56:47,204 --> 00:56:49,964
Damn it, we are high-powered
Japanese executives.
830
00:56:50,164 --> 00:56:52,764
We work hard,
and we play even harder.
831
00:56:52,964 --> 00:56:54,644
Now, tell us what you see there...
832
00:56:54,804 --> 00:56:57,804
...or we'll go find another candidate
at Georgia Polytech.
833
00:56:58,004 --> 00:57:00,884
It's anthracite.
834
00:57:01,404 --> 00:57:04,724
-Coal.
-Coal in Hazzard?
835
00:57:04,884 --> 00:57:08,084
-What's the street value of this?
-This much? Nothing.
836
00:57:08,244 --> 00:57:10,644
A good-sized mine? Could be millions.
837
00:57:11,084 --> 00:57:13,604
Can you show us what
a good-sized mine looks like?
838
00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,844
Yeah.
839
00:57:18,764 --> 00:57:22,284
Here's what it used to look like.
And this is the after.
840
00:57:26,964 --> 00:57:29,124
BO:
Damn.
841
00:57:29,564 --> 00:57:33,404
-Hogg's gonna do this to Hazzard?
-The hell he is.
842
00:57:33,764 --> 00:57:36,564
Mr. Kamasaka? We have to go.
The plane is leaving.
843
00:57:36,804 --> 00:57:40,684
Congratulations, Royce. You got the job.
How does 24,000 yen a year sound?
844
00:57:41,044 --> 00:57:42,924
Sounds like 40 bucks.
845
00:57:43,084 --> 00:57:44,444
Way to go.
846
00:57:44,604 --> 00:57:48,004
All right, man. See you in Beijing.
847
00:57:51,964 --> 00:57:55,884
-You see two guys come through here?
-You mean those two Japanese guys?
848
00:58:15,044 --> 00:58:17,604
Get me Atlanta P. D. Damn.
849
00:58:17,804 --> 00:58:19,044
JESSE:
Strip-mining?
850
00:58:19,284 --> 00:58:20,684
Why, that slimy bastard.
851
00:58:21,044 --> 00:58:22,884
JESSE [OVER RADIO]:
Here's another little nugget.
852
00:58:23,084 --> 00:58:25,884
Hogg has been paying
that kid Prickett a lot of money...
853
00:58:26,124 --> 00:58:28,404
-...to race here Saturday.
-He's paying him?
854
00:58:28,924 --> 00:58:32,164
Y'all better get your asses back here
quick as you can, got it?
855
00:58:32,364 --> 00:58:34,764
Ten-four, Shepherd,
this is Lost Sheep out.
856
00:58:36,524 --> 00:58:39,204
MAN: What's this? What's
these crackers doing in our place?
857
00:58:39,404 --> 00:58:43,004
Turns out Prickett came back because
Hogg paid him a assload of cash.
858
00:58:43,324 --> 00:58:46,244
Don't mean Billy has anything
to do with strip-mining.
859
00:58:46,404 --> 00:58:48,124
You got to be kidding me.
860
00:58:48,764 --> 00:58:50,684
Oh, shit. Roll them up.
861
00:58:51,524 --> 00:58:54,444
-What the hell is this, man?
-Looks like somebody's lost.
862
00:58:54,644 --> 00:58:58,044
Look, a couple of white boys playing
black. Is that's what's going on?
863
00:58:58,204 --> 00:59:01,724
Actually, we were at the geology lab
for some environmental stuff, and--
864
00:59:01,924 --> 00:59:06,884
No, I get it. They on one of these
reality shows.
865
00:59:07,084 --> 00:59:09,964
-Who Wanna Get They Ass Kicked?
MAN: Yeah.
866
00:59:10,724 --> 00:59:14,724
Why don't you two hillbillies
join us up here for a minute?
867
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:16,924
Actually, we prefer
Appalachian-Americans.
868
00:59:17,084 --> 00:59:18,724
Man, get out the car!
869
00:59:20,884 --> 00:59:24,644
Now, which one of you two
brothers is Michelangelo?
870
00:59:26,164 --> 00:59:27,644
BALLADEER:
There's a certain creek...
871
00:59:27,804 --> 00:59:30,684
...that people sometimes
canoe up without a paddle.
872
00:59:30,884 --> 00:59:35,524
You could say that the Duke boys
were on that particular creek right now.
873
00:59:35,724 --> 00:59:38,044
Let's kick they ass, Jerry!
874
00:59:38,244 --> 00:59:39,524
[SIREN WAILS]
875
00:59:39,724 --> 00:59:42,484
Never thought I'd say this,
but, hot damn, it's the cops.
876
00:59:43,804 --> 00:59:45,884
Whoops. There goes the canoe.
877
00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:53,044
-Give me your shoelaces.
-What?
878
00:59:53,244 --> 00:59:57,644
These guys over there gave me theirs.
See, I'm gonna fashion myself a lasso.
879
00:59:57,804 --> 01:00:01,444
When the jailer comes in,
I'm gonna rope his keys.
880
01:00:01,604 --> 01:00:05,644
Luke and Bo Duke are home free.
Period, end of story.
881
01:00:05,844 --> 01:00:08,924
I got on cowboy boots, cuz.
882
01:00:09,124 --> 01:00:11,924
I like your style.
883
01:00:12,084 --> 01:00:13,964
You gonna need those shoelaces?
884
01:00:14,164 --> 01:00:17,124
We gonna have to get out of here.
885
01:00:17,364 --> 01:00:21,684
Hey, Yul Brynner. We gotta make
a phone call. We gotta call our lawyer.
886
01:00:21,844 --> 01:00:23,524
What the hell are we in here for?
887
01:00:23,844 --> 01:00:28,324
BOSS:
Well, where should I start?
888
01:00:34,364 --> 01:00:36,324
We know you're gonna
strip-mine Hazzard.
889
01:00:36,484 --> 01:00:39,924
Do you, now? Well, that's good.
890
01:00:40,124 --> 01:00:42,444
Guess where I'm gonna sink
that first drill.
891
01:00:42,604 --> 01:00:45,284
Right down in the middle
of your bedroom.
892
01:00:45,444 --> 01:00:49,284
Y'all do still share a bunk bed, right?
893
01:00:49,444 --> 01:00:52,644
Hey, that's a phat suit there.
What, you some type of pimp?
894
01:00:55,244 --> 01:01:00,044
What has strip-mining got to do with you
paying Billy Prickett to race tomorrow?
895
01:01:00,444 --> 01:01:03,244
You like magic, Luke? Sleight of hand?
896
01:01:03,404 --> 01:01:09,564
See, while you're looking over here,
something's really happening over here.
897
01:01:09,844 --> 01:01:15,164
You see, despite the fact
that I now own your beloved farm...
898
01:01:15,404 --> 01:01:20,084
...I can't legally mine it,
because the county won't let me.
899
01:01:20,364 --> 01:01:22,764
I need to hold a public hearing,
you know...
900
01:01:22,924 --> 01:01:28,524
...to give the citizens of Hazzard
a chance to object.
901
01:01:29,204 --> 01:01:33,044
And let me guess, you're going to hold
the hearing during the rally tomorrow?
902
01:01:33,244 --> 01:01:37,524
And if nobody knows about the hearing,
there won't be anyone there to object.
903
01:01:38,564 --> 01:01:40,604
-There you go.
-Sleight of hand.
904
01:01:40,804 --> 01:01:43,084
-Sleight of hand.
MAN: Grow the fingernails out.
905
01:01:43,284 --> 01:01:46,284
Then pop some fingernail polish
on them bitches.
906
01:01:47,604 --> 01:01:49,844
-Is Billy Prickett in on it?
BOSS: Prickett?
907
01:01:51,884 --> 01:01:56,564
-Prickett's just collecting a paycheck.
-We ain't gonna let you get away with it.
908
01:01:56,764 --> 01:02:01,604
Really? Tomorrow, if you happen to be
strolling by the courthouse about noon...
909
01:02:01,764 --> 01:02:05,044
...you might wanna rush right in there
and voice your objections.
910
01:02:05,244 --> 01:02:06,764
MAN:
Voice this.
911
01:02:08,844 --> 01:02:11,644
Dadgum it. I just remembered.
912
01:02:11,844 --> 01:02:15,124
Tomorrow morning
you're going to the Georgia work farm.
913
01:02:15,324 --> 01:02:19,444
And I hear they have a rather
strict policy on weekend passes.
914
01:02:19,604 --> 01:02:22,564
Yo, B. You need to pop
a feather in that hat, yo.
915
01:02:22,724 --> 01:02:25,404
Then your man ho's will be having
more respect for you.
916
01:02:25,764 --> 01:02:27,484
I have $100 right here...
917
01:02:27,644 --> 01:02:30,404
...for whoever knocks
that loudmouth son of a bitch out.
918
01:02:32,364 --> 01:02:33,764
Thank you.
919
01:02:33,924 --> 01:02:36,484
Now, break some rocks for me, boys.
920
01:02:36,644 --> 01:02:39,324
Take care, now, you hear?
921
01:02:39,484 --> 01:02:41,604
Bye-bye.
922
01:02:42,764 --> 01:02:46,364
Don't you know you're not supposed
to wear white after Labor Day?
923
01:03:05,244 --> 01:03:07,124
All right, this is what we're gonna do.
924
01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:11,644
When we stop for gas, we call up Cooter
and tell him to put a pig in the road.
925
01:03:11,844 --> 01:03:16,004
Then when the cops are moving the pig,
Cooter hooks up a cable to the bumper.
926
01:03:16,204 --> 01:03:19,604
Car drives away,
the hook will pull out the whole chassis.
927
01:03:19,764 --> 01:03:22,204
He can't drive without a chassis--
928
01:03:22,404 --> 01:03:24,044
All right, shut up back there!
929
01:03:24,204 --> 01:03:27,204
My cousin's starting to go crazy.
We gotta get him to a hospital.
930
01:03:27,404 --> 01:03:29,724
I think he done caught the fever
or something.
931
01:03:29,924 --> 01:03:33,444
That's what happens
when you're humping livestock, hillbilly.
932
01:03:33,604 --> 01:03:36,004
Can we help you guys out
with anything up there...
933
01:03:36,164 --> 01:03:38,364
...oblige you with a reach-around
or something?
934
01:03:38,564 --> 01:03:40,884
Of course, you'd have to un-cuff us first.
935
01:03:41,044 --> 01:03:44,404
Sarge, if you and me was to have
a chase, you think you could catch me?
936
01:03:44,924 --> 01:03:48,044
-Appears to me you caught already, son.
-I'm serious.
937
01:03:48,244 --> 01:03:52,124
If I had my car and you was in this one,
you really think you could catch me?
938
01:03:52,284 --> 01:03:55,004
Because, bubba,
this car feels kind of slow to me.
939
01:03:55,164 --> 01:03:58,124
She's got plenty under the hood,
don't you worry about that.
940
01:03:58,324 --> 01:03:59,884
-No balls.
-No balls.
941
01:04:00,084 --> 01:04:02,244
LUKE:
No balls. No balls.
942
01:04:02,444 --> 01:04:03,844
-No balls.
-No balls.
943
01:04:04,004 --> 01:04:06,004
You wanna see balls?
944
01:04:06,164 --> 01:04:09,004
LUKE: No balls. No balls.
OFFICER: Will you slow this car down?
945
01:04:09,164 --> 01:04:12,524
You letting them get your panties
in a bunch. You the officer.
946
01:04:12,684 --> 01:04:15,084
Shut the hell up back there. All right?
947
01:04:15,364 --> 01:04:18,764
BO: No balls.
-Oh, my God. Will you look at that?
948
01:04:18,964 --> 01:04:22,004
You need a napkin
to eat them drumsticks, boy.
949
01:04:23,644 --> 01:04:25,644
-Goddamn it.
-Nice driving!
950
01:04:25,844 --> 01:04:27,284
[LUKE LAUGHING]
951
01:04:32,244 --> 01:04:34,284
What seems to be the problem, sugar?
952
01:04:34,764 --> 01:04:37,564
I think something bounced up
into my undercarriage.
953
01:04:37,764 --> 01:04:40,084
-Will you take a look?
-Ma'am, I'd be pleased...
954
01:04:40,244 --> 01:04:42,604
-...to check your undercarriage.
-Thank you.
955
01:04:42,764 --> 01:04:45,324
I stopped you
because your taillight is out.
956
01:04:45,524 --> 01:04:47,284
Stopped me? Sir, you hit me.
957
01:04:47,484 --> 01:04:50,444
Because your taillight is out,
and we couldn't see you brake.
958
01:04:50,644 --> 01:04:53,004
MAN: You're gonna write me a ticket?
OFFICER: Yep.
959
01:04:53,284 --> 01:04:55,204
MAN:
This is ridiculous!
960
01:04:57,644 --> 01:05:00,484
Is there anything I can help you out
with today, ma'am?
961
01:05:00,724 --> 01:05:03,524
Do cute cops grow on trees
around here or what?
962
01:05:03,804 --> 01:05:07,764
Well, I, you know-- Pushups.
Kind of you to notice.
963
01:05:07,924 --> 01:05:10,484
Let me see what's going on
under your hood here.
964
01:05:11,564 --> 01:05:12,644
DAISY:
Oops.
965
01:05:12,804 --> 01:05:16,564
-Damn, that's hot.
-Here. Maybe this'll help.
966
01:05:20,524 --> 01:05:23,884
-Bless you.
-No, no, no. My undercarriage.
967
01:05:24,044 --> 01:05:26,444
-Your undercarriage?
DAISY: Yeah.
968
01:05:33,844 --> 01:05:37,284
Looks like you boys
have the magic touch.
969
01:05:47,164 --> 01:05:49,484
I was about to seal the deal
when you came over.
970
01:05:49,644 --> 01:05:51,844
What? She was looking at me
the whole time.
971
01:05:53,364 --> 01:05:56,204
OFFICER: Let's get out of here.
-Where are the goddamn keys?
972
01:06:01,644 --> 01:06:04,124
Y'all think you can catch me now?
973
01:06:16,324 --> 01:06:17,804
[CHEERING]
974
01:06:18,684 --> 01:06:20,564
Buckle up, this might get exciting.
975
01:06:20,724 --> 01:06:23,604
That's all right. We'll be long gone
before another cop shows up.
976
01:06:23,764 --> 01:06:25,364
[SIRENS WAILING]
977
01:06:25,604 --> 01:06:26,764
Get skinny!
978
01:06:37,964 --> 01:06:40,524
-Okay, where's the highway?
-Don't you have a map?
979
01:06:41,644 --> 01:06:43,084
Wait. I got it.
980
01:06:46,604 --> 01:06:47,964
Turn left up here!
981
01:06:48,124 --> 01:06:49,404
Turn left, turn left!
982
01:06:50,964 --> 01:06:52,964
Damn it, I said, left!
983
01:06:53,164 --> 01:06:55,484
-You said your left!
-My left is your left.
984
01:06:55,644 --> 01:06:58,364
I'm gonna need
these directions faster.
985
01:07:01,164 --> 01:07:04,044
It's okay.
I know exactly where we're at.
986
01:07:11,684 --> 01:07:13,324
So, girls, how's the back seat?
987
01:07:13,484 --> 01:07:17,484
I haven't had this much fun since
we used to sneak up to the hayloft.
988
01:07:19,084 --> 01:07:22,204
You remember those tight little outfits
you used to make me wear.
989
01:07:25,964 --> 01:07:27,364
[CHUCKLES]
990
01:07:27,524 --> 01:07:31,124
-I didn't know how to break it to you.
-You didn't know?
991
01:07:31,284 --> 01:07:33,164
Luke, you said he was okay with it.
992
01:07:36,804 --> 01:07:39,204
Look at the road, Bo.
993
01:07:39,444 --> 01:07:41,524
Bo, look at the road.
994
01:07:42,564 --> 01:07:45,844
-Look at the road.
-Supposed to be my time.
995
01:07:47,084 --> 01:07:48,444
LUKE:
Bo!
996
01:08:09,604 --> 01:08:10,964
I think I'm gonna chunder.
997
01:08:11,124 --> 01:08:13,004
-Is that bad?
-That means "vomit."
998
01:08:13,204 --> 01:08:14,724
-Not in the car.
-Bo!
999
01:08:25,244 --> 01:08:26,604
[HORN HONKING]
1000
01:08:41,524 --> 01:08:44,484
You told me she wasn't
emotionally available for me.
1001
01:08:44,644 --> 01:08:47,764
That it was better to lose a lover
than to love a loser!
1002
01:08:47,924 --> 01:08:50,284
Because you would faint
every time you saw her!
1003
01:08:50,444 --> 01:08:53,004
I don't faint.
1004
01:08:55,084 --> 01:08:56,524
You called me a loser?
1005
01:08:56,724 --> 01:08:58,684
I was trying to make him feel better.
1006
01:08:58,844 --> 01:09:00,444
Can you just let me out here?
1007
01:09:14,284 --> 01:09:17,564
Bo, this is some of the best driving
I ever seen you do.
1008
01:09:17,764 --> 01:09:20,684
-Ain't that right, girls?
-Great driving, Bo. Great driving.
1009
01:09:20,844 --> 01:09:22,524
Don't kiss my ass.
1010
01:09:27,884 --> 01:09:30,884
-Bo, you gotta get us out of here.
-I can't hear you.
1011
01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:34,044
-You're being ridiculous, Bo.
-Life is ridiculous, Katie.
1012
01:09:34,284 --> 01:09:36,284
I really need a plastic bag now.
1013
01:09:42,164 --> 01:09:44,164
What is the purpose of this circle?
1014
01:09:47,804 --> 01:09:49,164
How do we get out of here?
1015
01:09:49,324 --> 01:09:51,524
-Take this right.
-I'm not listening to you.
1016
01:09:51,684 --> 01:09:53,644
Take a right here.
1017
01:09:55,244 --> 01:09:56,564
Hell.
1018
01:10:06,444 --> 01:10:08,684
You're scaring the girls.
Get back on the road.
1019
01:10:08,844 --> 01:10:11,724
-Say sorry for stealing Katie.
-You were never together!
1020
01:10:11,884 --> 01:10:13,524
I liked her. You betrayed that.
1021
01:10:13,724 --> 01:10:16,364
-I liked her too!
-I liked her first.
1022
01:10:17,404 --> 01:10:18,684
Calm down, Bo!
1023
01:10:18,844 --> 01:10:20,844
I will calm down
when he says he's sorry!
1024
01:10:21,004 --> 01:10:23,084
-Say you're sorry.
-I ain't saying it.
1025
01:10:23,244 --> 01:10:25,564
Have you made your peace
with God yet, Luke?
1026
01:10:25,724 --> 01:10:29,204
Because you're about to
meet your maker!
1027
01:10:29,444 --> 01:10:30,884
-Just say you're sorry!
-No.
1028
01:10:31,084 --> 01:10:33,924
We had a good time,
and I'm not gonna apologize for that.
1029
01:10:34,084 --> 01:10:35,884
[SCREAMING]
1030
01:10:46,564 --> 01:10:47,844
[LAUGHING]
1031
01:10:50,764 --> 01:10:53,204
Okay, I'm sorry.
1032
01:10:53,404 --> 01:10:55,844
Fine. I'll take Annette.
1033
01:10:58,884 --> 01:11:01,244
That was fun.
1034
01:11:09,284 --> 01:11:11,804
JESSE [OVER RADIO]: Lost Sheep,
Lost Sheep, are you out there?
1035
01:11:11,964 --> 01:11:13,404
LUKE:
Uncle Jesse, where are you?
1036
01:11:13,564 --> 01:11:17,324
There's a hearing at the courthouse.
We gotta get everybody over there now.
1037
01:11:17,484 --> 01:11:19,924
BOSS [OVER RADIO]:
Sounds like a mighty fine plan, Lucas.
1038
01:11:20,084 --> 01:11:22,564
Only got one wrinkle to it.
1039
01:11:22,764 --> 01:11:29,164
You do that, could be very bad
for Jesse and Pauline's health.
1040
01:11:29,444 --> 01:11:31,204
Hogg, you lay one hand on them...
1041
01:11:31,404 --> 01:11:34,404
...and I'll shove a apple in your mouth
and my foot up your ass.
1042
01:11:34,604 --> 01:11:36,244
Well, you bring the Vaseline.
1043
01:11:36,924 --> 01:11:38,604
We'll make it a party.
1044
01:11:38,764 --> 01:11:42,244
You two boys stay out of Hazzard,
and I mean it this time.
1045
01:11:42,444 --> 01:11:45,204
-Where you think they got them?
-I don't know.
1046
01:11:45,404 --> 01:11:48,724
-Hogg's never gone this far before.
-You ready to go that far?
1047
01:11:49,444 --> 01:11:52,964
Cousin, I'm always ready
to go that far.
1048
01:12:06,244 --> 01:12:09,484
What are we doing here?
This is Derek Sheevington's place.
1049
01:12:09,644 --> 01:12:13,964
Yeah. Pretty good chance this is gonna
get ugly, so we're gonna drop you here.
1050
01:12:14,124 --> 01:12:17,124
He got caught drinking
out of the toilet in the girls' bathroom.
1051
01:12:17,284 --> 01:12:20,964
I know, I know. But we're gonna need
you girls to work with him.
1052
01:12:22,004 --> 01:12:23,324
Oh, good God.
1053
01:12:26,164 --> 01:12:28,804
Why, Katie Johnson, is that you?
1054
01:12:28,964 --> 01:12:30,764
Boy, you filled out real nice.
1055
01:12:30,964 --> 01:12:33,764
Yeah. You filled out
real nice too, Sheev.
1056
01:12:33,964 --> 01:12:37,884
What's going on, Sheev? Looks like
we're gonna need some of those toys.
1057
01:12:38,164 --> 01:12:41,924
Leave them two girls here,
I'll give you anything you want.
1058
01:12:42,084 --> 01:12:44,644
Come on in. I'll put a stew on.
1059
01:12:46,884 --> 01:12:48,284
[PHONE RINGING]
1060
01:12:54,244 --> 01:12:58,084
-Hazzard County Police Department.
-Enos, this is Boss Hogg.
1061
01:12:58,244 --> 01:13:00,244
Me and Rosco are over
at the Duke place.
1062
01:13:00,404 --> 01:13:04,244
-If anybody wants us, we'll be here.
ENOS: Well, that's mighty consid--
1063
01:13:06,764 --> 01:13:11,244
Rosco, I'm going over
and join the governor at the rally.
1064
01:13:11,444 --> 01:13:15,244
Do not be late
going to the courthouse.
1065
01:13:15,404 --> 01:13:18,684
Boss, how come you told old Enos there
where we was at?
1066
01:13:22,084 --> 01:13:24,604
You remember the time
we tried to fix the rodeo?
1067
01:13:24,764 --> 01:13:28,484
-Yeah.
-It was Enos that told the Dukes.
1068
01:13:28,924 --> 01:13:32,444
Then we tried to spread those rumors
about the Mad Cow Disease...
1069
01:13:32,604 --> 01:13:36,764
...so my chicken factories
would make a little more profit.
1070
01:13:36,964 --> 01:13:39,444
It was Enos that told the Duke boys.
1071
01:13:39,604 --> 01:13:42,284
So you want them Duke boys
to come out here?
1072
01:14:14,644 --> 01:14:19,804
Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Rosco?
1073
01:14:20,004 --> 01:14:22,444
They're at your farm.
1074
01:14:23,004 --> 01:14:25,124
Thank you, Enos.
1075
01:14:29,844 --> 01:14:32,284
That might be a new record.
1076
01:14:38,164 --> 01:14:40,684
What? Okay, thanks, Daisy.
1077
01:14:42,604 --> 01:14:43,964
He's at our farm.
1078
01:14:46,364 --> 01:14:48,484
Hey. Hey, look, there's Prickett.
1079
01:14:49,204 --> 01:14:51,364
LUKE: So?
-He can help us.
1080
01:14:51,524 --> 01:14:54,364
He don't care about Hazzard.
He's getting paid to be here.
1081
01:14:54,524 --> 01:14:56,804
Oh, man, you're wrong.
He's from here.
1082
01:15:04,124 --> 01:15:07,084
-You out of your goddamn mind?
-Hey, Billy.
1083
01:15:07,244 --> 01:15:11,084
-Boss Hogg's gonna strip-mine Hazzard.
-Just hold your horses.
1084
01:15:11,244 --> 01:15:14,484
-Who's stripping?
-He's playing you, man.
1085
01:15:14,644 --> 01:15:17,244
-He paid you to come and race--
-Just save your breath.
1086
01:15:17,404 --> 01:15:20,244
-I already know.
-You already know?
1087
01:15:21,884 --> 01:15:25,364
-But this is your hometown.
-I hate to break this to you, Bo-Bo...
1088
01:15:25,564 --> 01:15:28,204
...but this place is a shithole.
1089
01:15:28,404 --> 01:15:31,924
If it wasn't a strip mine,
it'd be a strip mall.
1090
01:15:32,124 --> 01:15:33,564
[LAUGHING]
1091
01:15:34,004 --> 01:15:38,484
Kind of like one of them outlets where
everything's reduced prices and...
1092
01:15:38,684 --> 01:15:42,324
Hell, they don't even have an Outback
Steakhouse down here. Am I right?
1093
01:15:42,524 --> 01:15:45,364
-Right as pie, Billy.
BILLY: Saddle up, Dil.
1094
01:15:49,764 --> 01:15:54,084
Look at the bright side, Bo-Bo. At least
you didn't have to race me today.
1095
01:15:54,244 --> 01:15:58,044
Because I would've left that little Tonka
toy you drive at the starting stripe.
1096
01:15:58,244 --> 01:16:00,604
DIL: Tonka.
-I'm gonna kill him.
1097
01:16:00,764 --> 01:16:03,044
Hey, hey, hey!
1098
01:16:03,204 --> 01:16:05,444
-What about Uncle Jesse?
-Wanna ride this stag?
1099
01:16:05,604 --> 01:16:08,964
-You wanna rodeo with this clown?
-Uncle Jesse's old, Luke.
1100
01:16:09,164 --> 01:16:10,804
He's had a good run.
1101
01:16:10,964 --> 01:16:16,604
Besides, if he passes, God have mercy
on his soul, we get the farm.
1102
01:16:19,604 --> 01:16:22,724
I'm just playing with you, man.
Let's go get him.
1103
01:16:34,284 --> 01:16:36,004
They're here.
1104
01:16:38,484 --> 01:16:39,884
[LAUGHING]
1105
01:16:42,724 --> 01:16:43,884
Cooter, you ready out there?
1106
01:16:44,084 --> 01:16:46,044
COOTER [OVER RADIO]:
You get Rosco out of there...
1107
01:16:46,244 --> 01:16:47,804
...Daisy and I'll take
care of the rest.
1108
01:16:47,964 --> 01:16:50,724
What do you say we smoke
the varmint out of his hole?
1109
01:16:51,244 --> 01:16:52,404
[HORN PLAYING "DIXIE"]
1110
01:16:53,484 --> 01:16:56,804
LUKE: Hey, Rosco, come on out,
you fat son of a bitch!
1111
01:16:57,604 --> 01:16:58,844
[LAUGHING]
1112
01:17:03,164 --> 01:17:05,644
-Cletus, get your butt out there.
-Thank you, Rosco.
1113
01:17:19,884 --> 01:17:22,644
-Let me know if you're gonna puke!
-Oh, you'll know first!
1114
01:17:29,804 --> 01:17:33,164
ROSCO: All right, boys! Y'all come on
out of there with your hands up.
1115
01:17:34,964 --> 01:17:37,204
-Hey, Rosco!
-Hi, Boo-Boo.
1116
01:17:48,044 --> 01:17:50,324
I didn't know we had so many pigs
on the farm.
1117
01:17:58,564 --> 01:18:00,324
[GUNSHOTS]
1118
01:18:02,204 --> 01:18:05,364
-I call this "painting the fence."
-I think you missed a spot.
1119
01:18:09,404 --> 01:18:11,364
Look out, look out!
1120
01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:13,924
-You gonna get us out of here?
-I'm working on it!
1121
01:18:18,404 --> 01:18:20,244
[LAUGHING]
1122
01:18:26,124 --> 01:18:27,204
[SIRENS WAILING]
1123
01:18:29,924 --> 01:18:32,044
Man, they're hauling ass, pick it up!
1124
01:18:42,204 --> 01:18:44,444
-You gonna make that?
-I'm planning on it.
1125
01:18:47,484 --> 01:18:49,364
Hold on, Luke.
1126
01:18:51,484 --> 01:18:52,684
BOTH:
Whoa!
1127
01:18:53,084 --> 01:18:54,844
I'll go in this direction now!
1128
01:19:08,644 --> 01:19:11,484
All right, Jesse. I'm arresting those--
1129
01:19:12,004 --> 01:19:15,164
Jesse? Jesse?
1130
01:19:18,244 --> 01:19:20,204
Courthouse.
1131
01:19:28,564 --> 01:19:32,244
SHEEV: Attention!
Attention, good people of Hazzard!
1132
01:19:32,444 --> 01:19:35,324
Life as we know it is about to end.
1133
01:19:35,524 --> 01:19:40,284
As we speak, dark forces are conspiring
to strip-mine our land.
1134
01:19:40,444 --> 01:19:42,804
Follow me to the courthouse,
and we'll save you!
1135
01:19:43,004 --> 01:19:44,524
[CROWD SHOUTING]
1136
01:19:44,684 --> 01:19:48,844
Yeah, right, Sheev. Last year
the CIA was brainwashing our cows.
1137
01:19:49,444 --> 01:19:50,804
Get a job, man.
1138
01:19:51,004 --> 01:19:52,124
[CROWD LAUGHING]
1139
01:19:52,284 --> 01:19:53,964
Hey, Sheev. Sheev.
1140
01:19:54,124 --> 01:19:58,164
-Go back to your spaceship.
-I'm serious. Come on!
1141
01:19:59,324 --> 01:20:00,364
WOMAN:
Bye, Sheev.
1142
01:20:03,124 --> 01:20:04,484
[CROWD BOOING]
1143
01:20:06,684 --> 01:20:08,404
[SIRENS WAILING]
1144
01:20:12,004 --> 01:20:13,644
[GUNSHOTS]
1145
01:20:14,764 --> 01:20:16,684
It might be good
if you helped out here.
1146
01:20:16,844 --> 01:20:19,004
-Hell, move over, I'll drive.
-No way.
1147
01:20:19,204 --> 01:20:21,004
I'm still hoping to survive this thing.
1148
01:20:23,004 --> 01:20:24,684
Goddamn it. Son of a bitch.
1149
01:20:28,004 --> 01:20:30,924
I like the way you think, cuz.
Yeah, boy!
1150
01:20:49,524 --> 01:20:51,044
Hold on.
1151
01:21:05,924 --> 01:21:08,284
Lost Sheep, Lost Sheep,
are you out there?
1152
01:21:08,884 --> 01:21:10,044
Go for Lost Sheep.
1153
01:21:10,244 --> 01:21:12,444
-Free and clear.
LUKE: Good.
1154
01:21:12,644 --> 01:21:15,204
Sheev's making sure everyone
goes to the hearing.
1155
01:21:15,364 --> 01:21:17,084
-I'll see you in town.
LUKE: Over and out.
1156
01:21:17,284 --> 01:21:18,764
Let's get the hell out of here.
1157
01:21:24,044 --> 01:21:27,964
-Barn door, coming up.
-Yeah, I see it. Hold on!
1158
01:21:32,444 --> 01:21:33,764
[CHEERS]
1159
01:21:35,284 --> 01:21:36,844
[SCREAMING]
1160
01:21:50,404 --> 01:21:52,124
The General!
1161
01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:54,004
Let's head to the courthouse!
1162
01:21:58,324 --> 01:22:01,324
SHEEV: End of the World to Lost Sheep,
End of the World to Lost Sheep.
1163
01:22:01,484 --> 01:22:03,444
-Come in, Lost Sheep.
-What do you got?
1164
01:22:03,604 --> 01:22:05,964
-Everybody headed into town?
-That's a negative.
1165
01:22:06,124 --> 01:22:07,604
Repeat, that's a negative.
1166
01:22:07,804 --> 01:22:10,404
No one listened.
They threw hot dogs at us.
1167
01:22:11,204 --> 01:22:14,044
-Did you tell them about the strip mine?
-Of course I did.
1168
01:22:14,644 --> 01:22:17,764
Were you wearing a armadillo helmet
when you told them about it?
1169
01:22:20,084 --> 01:22:21,404
No.
1170
01:22:22,444 --> 01:22:23,924
LUKE:
Okay, Lost Sheep out.
1171
01:22:24,964 --> 01:22:26,604
No one's heading in to town?
1172
01:22:26,764 --> 01:22:30,764
If we don't get to that courthouse
by noon, there ain't gonna be no town.
1173
01:22:31,204 --> 01:22:32,684
[SIRENS WAILING]
1174
01:22:33,644 --> 01:22:37,404
-Well, we still got time for Plan B.
-I like Plan B.
1175
01:22:37,564 --> 01:22:38,844
-Plan B.
-Plan B.
1176
01:22:39,044 --> 01:22:41,404
BALLADEER: When you're
flying by the seat of your pants...
1177
01:22:41,564 --> 01:22:44,524
...nothing sounds more official
than a Plan B.
1178
01:22:46,164 --> 01:22:49,004
BO: Don't worry, cuz,
I'll get them to the courthouse.
1179
01:23:13,044 --> 01:23:16,324
This emergency hearing
is now in session.
1180
01:23:17,844 --> 01:23:20,044
Rosco, where is everybody?
1181
01:23:21,524 --> 01:23:22,884
I'm here.
1182
01:23:23,564 --> 01:23:24,884
Well, we have until noon.
1183
01:24:04,444 --> 01:24:05,764
[CHEERING]
1184
01:24:05,964 --> 01:24:10,284
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls...
1185
01:24:10,444 --> 01:24:15,404
...it's my honor today
to introduce my friend...
1186
01:24:15,604 --> 01:24:21,764
...and the friend of everybody in the
greatest state of the United States...
1187
01:24:24,564 --> 01:24:30,084
...the governor, James T. Applewhite!
1188
01:24:30,324 --> 01:24:32,644
Thank you. Thank you.
1189
01:24:33,964 --> 01:24:35,604
APPLEWHITE:
Ladies and gentlemen...
1190
01:24:35,764 --> 01:24:40,764
...welcome to the
70th Annual Hazzard Road Rally!
1191
01:24:43,084 --> 01:24:46,124
Drivers, start your engines!
1192
01:24:48,604 --> 01:24:50,684
[ENGINES REVVING]
1193
01:24:57,284 --> 01:25:01,604
Just have a couple piña coladas
waiting for me at the finish line, Dil.
1194
01:25:01,764 --> 01:25:03,604
Here comes the heat.
1195
01:25:06,324 --> 01:25:07,444
[GUNSHOT]
1196
01:25:07,604 --> 01:25:09,324
MAN 1:
There they go.
1197
01:25:15,204 --> 01:25:17,164
MAN 2:
Come on, come on, come on.
1198
01:25:32,884 --> 01:25:34,204
[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
1199
01:25:34,364 --> 01:25:35,404
[HORN PLAYING "DIXIE"]
1200
01:25:36,524 --> 01:25:37,684
[CROWD CHEERING]
1201
01:25:38,124 --> 01:25:40,044
MAN:
He's in the race!
1202
01:25:44,324 --> 01:25:45,724
Yee-haw!
1203
01:26:11,364 --> 01:26:14,724
It has been confirmed that the
orange car that entered the race...
1204
01:26:14,924 --> 01:26:17,764
...is in fact the same car
that tore up Atlanta this morning.
1205
01:26:17,924 --> 01:26:22,084
It seems that the "orange-car fugitives"
are from right here in Hazzard County.
1206
01:26:22,244 --> 01:26:25,284
State and local authorities
are trying to subdue the vehicle...
1207
01:26:25,444 --> 01:26:27,044
...known as the General Lee.
1208
01:26:27,204 --> 01:26:31,084
Well, General-Lee speaking, I'd say those
cops are in for a pretty tough time.
1209
01:26:31,244 --> 01:26:33,404
I'm Rick Shakely.
Back to you, Marty.
1210
01:26:39,044 --> 01:26:42,244
This is Boss Hogg.
The Dukes are on the course.
1211
01:26:42,404 --> 01:26:44,604
[OVER RADIO] I want all
available vehicles...
1212
01:26:44,764 --> 01:26:48,284
...to shut down the road
to the courthouse!
1213
01:26:48,484 --> 01:26:50,884
-We're gonna need to clear a path.
-You got it.
1214
01:26:54,564 --> 01:26:58,884
Hey, Dil, what's the word
on those Céline Dion tickets?
1215
01:26:59,884 --> 01:27:03,964
Well, of course I wanna go backstage.
Don't be dumb.
1216
01:27:55,004 --> 01:27:56,084
Whoa!
1217
01:27:56,284 --> 01:27:57,444
Damn.
1218
01:28:10,764 --> 01:28:14,844
Enos. I want you
down to the courthouse. I--
1219
01:28:16,404 --> 01:28:17,844
Someone moved my car.
1220
01:28:19,684 --> 01:28:23,644
Enos, you dipstick,
did somebody move my car?
1221
01:28:24,204 --> 01:28:27,364
Hell, let's just sack up
and shoot the bastard.
1222
01:28:28,364 --> 01:28:29,724
[GUNSHOTS]
1223
01:28:29,884 --> 01:28:32,484
Holy shit!
1224
01:28:33,004 --> 01:28:35,044
Luke, where the hell are you?
1225
01:28:36,044 --> 01:28:38,124
LUKE:
Yee-haw!
1226
01:28:40,804 --> 01:28:42,004
[LAUGHING]
1227
01:28:45,844 --> 01:28:48,284
-Yee-haw!
-Whoa!
1228
01:28:50,644 --> 01:28:53,564
-Good God almighty.
-It's about time!
1229
01:28:53,724 --> 01:28:56,564
-How's the race going?
-How's it look like it's going?
1230
01:29:44,484 --> 01:29:45,964
JESSE:
Why, you dirty son of a bitch.
1231
01:29:49,804 --> 01:29:51,564
Hey, go easy on that.
1232
01:29:51,724 --> 01:29:55,724
For what I'm getting ready to do,
I don't wanna remember a lot of it.
1233
01:29:58,244 --> 01:29:59,764
Whoa!
1234
01:30:02,084 --> 01:30:03,884
You know why tornadoes and blonds...
1235
01:30:04,084 --> 01:30:06,084
-...are so much alike?
-No.
1236
01:30:06,284 --> 01:30:10,924
At first, there's a lot of sucking and
blowing, and then you lose your house.
1237
01:30:16,084 --> 01:30:18,924
Know what you get when you cross
a donkey with an onion?
1238
01:30:19,084 --> 01:30:20,644
-No.
-You get a piece of ass...
1239
01:30:20,804 --> 01:30:23,764
...that'll bring a tear to your eye.
1240
01:30:28,684 --> 01:30:30,244
You thinking about throwing it?
1241
01:30:30,444 --> 01:30:32,644
Oh, I'll throw it.
I was thinking about pussy.
1242
01:30:40,444 --> 01:30:42,524
You know why divorces
are so expensive?
1243
01:30:42,724 --> 01:30:45,284
-No.
-Because they're worth it.
1244
01:30:48,284 --> 01:30:50,324
Fire in the hole.
1245
01:30:56,204 --> 01:30:59,764
Hey, Bo, take it home.
The coast is clear.
1246
01:30:59,964 --> 01:31:01,164
[HONKING HORN]
1247
01:31:11,924 --> 01:31:13,804
DAISY:
Here we go again.
1248
01:31:13,964 --> 01:31:16,124
Okay, I'm gonna get those cops
to follow me.
1249
01:31:16,324 --> 01:31:19,124
When I do, tow those cruisers
out of the way.
1250
01:31:19,324 --> 01:31:21,204
Can do.
1251
01:31:35,244 --> 01:31:38,364
Excuse me, officers.
My car broke down up the street there...
1252
01:31:38,524 --> 01:31:40,844
...and I was wondering
if y'all could help me out.
1253
01:31:41,004 --> 01:31:43,884
Why, yes, ma'am.
We'll be happy to.
1254
01:31:44,084 --> 01:31:47,484
-Oh, you're sweet.
-Let's go.
1255
01:31:48,004 --> 01:31:51,524
Halt! Tough shit, honey.
You go fix your own car.
1256
01:31:51,724 --> 01:31:53,284
Ain't no one going anywhere.
1257
01:31:54,244 --> 01:31:56,364
What the hell are you doing?
1258
01:32:06,644 --> 01:32:08,004
Come on, General.
1259
01:32:39,324 --> 01:32:41,644
Hey, Dil, we got a late arrival!
1260
01:32:51,324 --> 01:32:53,044
Hey, Billy!
1261
01:33:03,044 --> 01:33:05,364
You're gonna pay for that, Bo-Bo.
1262
01:33:09,564 --> 01:33:12,004
I've had just about enough of you.
1263
01:33:23,164 --> 01:33:24,244
[CROWD CHEERING]
1264
01:33:24,444 --> 01:33:25,684
Here they come.
1265
01:33:41,804 --> 01:33:44,324
Of course I can feel him on my left!
Of course I can!
1266
01:33:49,284 --> 01:33:52,444
-Where is he getting this from?
-Hey, Billy!
1267
01:33:52,644 --> 01:33:54,044
He's playing with me!
1268
01:34:01,964 --> 01:34:04,644
-Come on.
-The General Lee has won the race.
1269
01:34:06,244 --> 01:34:07,844
I want him tested for steroids!
1270
01:34:11,644 --> 01:34:14,724
But Billy Prickett and the General Lee
haven't had quite enough driving.
1271
01:34:14,884 --> 01:34:16,804
They're still going.
1272
01:34:18,244 --> 01:34:20,524
MAN: Come on, y'all!
RICK: We'll interview these guys...
1273
01:34:20,684 --> 01:34:23,764
...if we have to chase after
them ourselves. Tito, start the van.
1274
01:34:24,324 --> 01:34:26,244
Better luck next time, Hogg.
1275
01:34:26,404 --> 01:34:27,924
Let's go, baby.
1276
01:34:35,724 --> 01:34:37,724
MAN:
Don't go home, really.
1277
01:34:39,964 --> 01:34:41,924
This is Boss Hogg.
1278
01:34:42,164 --> 01:34:46,964
That road better be shut down
tighter than a tick's ass.
1279
01:34:47,644 --> 01:34:50,164
Ten-four. Barricade's in place.
1280
01:34:56,044 --> 01:34:58,164
Rosco, is anyone coming?
1281
01:34:58,724 --> 01:35:02,804
-What, I ain't good enough for you?
-No comment.
1282
01:35:04,284 --> 01:35:06,844
Don't write that down.
Don't write that down.
1283
01:35:07,084 --> 01:35:10,084
-Are they coming?
-Oh, yeah, they're coming.
1284
01:35:10,244 --> 01:35:12,724
We got the whole town headed
to the courthouse.
1285
01:35:13,964 --> 01:35:17,204
-Daisy, we all clear?
DAISY [OVER RADIO]: Not exactly.
1286
01:35:17,364 --> 01:35:19,964
"Not exactly" could be a problem.
1287
01:35:20,204 --> 01:35:24,324
COOTER [OVER RADIO]: Bo? I think
we're gonna have to shoot the moon.
1288
01:35:39,764 --> 01:35:42,284
-What the hell are you doing, Cooter?
-Sorry, officer.
1289
01:35:42,484 --> 01:35:44,364
I heard a pretty lady needed a tow.
1290
01:35:47,564 --> 01:35:50,484
-Cooter.
-I can't hear you.
1291
01:35:50,644 --> 01:35:53,084
Cooter, what the hell are you doing?
1292
01:36:01,124 --> 01:36:03,484
Hey, Billy!
1293
01:36:03,644 --> 01:36:05,764
You think I was born
yesterday, Bo-Bo?
1294
01:36:07,044 --> 01:36:09,004
Oh, shit!
1295
01:36:17,284 --> 01:36:18,964
Holy shit.
1296
01:36:20,524 --> 01:36:22,484
BO:
Yee-haw!
1297
01:36:35,444 --> 01:36:38,124
Luke, I made it, but I don't know
how anybody else will.
1298
01:36:38,284 --> 01:36:41,164
That's okay, I got an idea!
1299
01:36:45,004 --> 01:36:46,844
Well, I'll see you on the other side.
1300
01:36:47,084 --> 01:36:48,284
Woo-hoo!
1301
01:36:52,844 --> 01:36:54,004
Whoa!
1302
01:36:56,204 --> 01:36:57,804
[HORNS HONKING]
1303
01:37:02,084 --> 01:37:04,164
Give me
your goddamn driver's license.
1304
01:37:04,404 --> 01:37:06,084
What license?
1305
01:37:12,924 --> 01:37:15,564
What are we waiting on, judge?
Let's finish this thing.
1306
01:37:15,724 --> 01:37:17,564
Well, I guess it's that time.
1307
01:37:17,724 --> 01:37:20,684
I just can't believe
that nobody wants to object.
1308
01:37:22,124 --> 01:37:25,844
All those in favor
of the strip-mining ordinance?
1309
01:37:27,604 --> 01:37:29,964
-They're gonna strip-mine Hazzard?
-Damn straight.
1310
01:37:30,124 --> 01:37:34,524
-How can they do that?
-Don't worry, we're about to stop them.
1311
01:37:35,684 --> 01:37:37,724
All those opposed?
1312
01:37:38,004 --> 01:37:39,564
[RATTLING AND
INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
1313
01:37:39,724 --> 01:37:42,324
What the hell is that?
Who locked that door?
1314
01:37:46,764 --> 01:37:49,364
-Oh, man, that's gonna hurt tomorrow.
BO: Your Honor!
1315
01:37:49,564 --> 01:37:54,044
I think we got some people who might
like to object to this strip-mining issue.
1316
01:37:54,484 --> 01:37:57,924
Okay, all those opposed
to the strip-mining ordinance?
1317
01:37:58,244 --> 01:37:59,604
[SHOUTING]
1318
01:38:00,964 --> 01:38:06,724
This court hereby declares that the
strip-mining ordinance is dismissed.
1319
01:38:06,884 --> 01:38:08,364
[CHEERING]
1320
01:38:12,124 --> 01:38:15,244
Thank you much. Thank you, Boss.
Hi, how y'all?
1321
01:38:15,484 --> 01:38:18,204
She might be a little low on gas.
1322
01:38:18,404 --> 01:38:20,364
Take that.
1323
01:38:21,484 --> 01:38:24,884
Were you really gonna strip-mine
Hazzard, Mr. Hogg?
1324
01:38:25,644 --> 01:38:28,244
I was thinking about it.
1325
01:38:29,324 --> 01:38:31,684
OFFICER 1: Out of the way.
OFFICER 2: Step aside, please.
1326
01:38:31,884 --> 01:38:33,164
OFFICER 3:
Excuse me, ma'am.
1327
01:38:34,564 --> 01:38:36,844
OFFICER 1: Get your hands up.
OFFICER 2: People, move back.
1328
01:38:37,004 --> 01:38:38,644
Hands up, hands up.
1329
01:38:38,804 --> 01:38:42,204
Okay. Looks like the party's over.
1330
01:38:42,404 --> 01:38:45,444
Damn right it is.
As long as I'm a county commissioner...
1331
01:38:45,604 --> 01:38:48,484
...for the great state of Georgia,
you two are gonna rot...
1332
01:38:48,644 --> 01:38:50,804
...in the penitentiary. Cuff him.
1333
01:38:50,964 --> 01:38:52,204
[CROWD SHOUTING]
1334
01:38:52,404 --> 01:38:53,684
MAN 1:
Let them go!
1335
01:38:54,004 --> 01:38:55,764
Let them go!
1336
01:38:55,924 --> 01:38:59,284
Excuse me, Rick Shakely. I think
the governor has a statement to make.
1337
01:38:59,484 --> 01:39:01,324
-Well, hot dog.
-I do?
1338
01:39:01,524 --> 01:39:04,004
Yes, sir. You wanted to comment
on how these boys...
1339
01:39:04,164 --> 01:39:06,484
...are the heroes
for saving Hazzard County.
1340
01:39:06,644 --> 01:39:09,644
MAN 1: That's right, governor!
MAN 2: Come on, governor!
1341
01:39:11,044 --> 01:39:13,004
Certainly, certainly.
1342
01:39:13,204 --> 01:39:16,764
As you know, I've always been
a great friend to the environment.
1343
01:39:17,204 --> 01:39:20,164
And these boys,
they're environmental heroes!
1344
01:39:21,924 --> 01:39:26,044
And because they're heroes, you're
gonna pardon them for all their crimes?
1345
01:39:29,244 --> 01:39:32,644
Moreover, as governor,
I hereby pardon these boys...
1346
01:39:32,804 --> 01:39:36,724
...of any and all offenses against
the great state of Georgia. Go Dogs!
1347
01:39:40,004 --> 01:39:43,684
Governor? I wanna thank you
for pardoning me too.
1348
01:39:43,844 --> 01:39:46,924
-Pardon you for what?
-For this.
1349
01:39:51,684 --> 01:39:54,164
Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too.
1350
01:39:56,444 --> 01:40:00,004
Here's to Hazzard County's
real favorite sons.
1351
01:40:03,484 --> 01:40:06,524
BALLADEER:
The day had been saved, as they say.
1352
01:40:06,724 --> 01:40:09,364
Hazzard was put back the way it was.
1353
01:40:09,524 --> 01:40:12,284
Boss Hogg had some explaining to do.
1354
01:40:12,484 --> 01:40:14,964
And the Dukes got their farm back
and celebrated...
1355
01:40:15,124 --> 01:40:18,444
...with a good old-fashioned
pig-picking barbecue.
1356
01:40:18,604 --> 01:40:21,764
Hey, Billy. Daisy, I think
you ought to get up there and sing.
1357
01:40:21,924 --> 01:40:25,604
-Oh, no. I only sing in the shower.
-I'll get the water running.
1358
01:40:25,804 --> 01:40:28,244
-Let's get Uncle Jesse to do it.
-Good idea.
1359
01:40:28,444 --> 01:40:31,764
Pauline, where's Uncle Jesse?
We want him to sing a song.
1360
01:40:31,924 --> 01:40:35,124
I think I might know where he is.
1361
01:40:39,244 --> 01:40:40,484
An apple?
1362
01:40:40,764 --> 01:40:43,644
An apple a day
will keep the doctor away, darling.
1363
01:40:43,804 --> 01:40:46,804
Come on, Jesse,
they want you to sing.
1364
01:40:47,004 --> 01:40:50,764
-Real refreshing.
-They are, aren't they?
1365
01:41:00,724 --> 01:41:02,444
It feels like old times again.
1366
01:41:02,644 --> 01:41:06,324
Yeah, except for now we don't
gotta worry about Bo finding out.
1367
01:41:06,524 --> 01:41:10,004
I swear you're the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
1368
01:41:10,164 --> 01:41:12,964
ANNETTE: You're sweet.
-Yeah.
1369
01:41:13,124 --> 01:41:15,324
I would really like to give you
a bath later.
1370
01:41:15,524 --> 01:41:17,684
Clean you up real nice.
Would you like that?
1371
01:41:17,844 --> 01:41:21,084
-I'd like that.
LUKE: Yeah. Yeah.
1372
01:41:21,244 --> 01:41:25,044
[WHISPERS]
Don't worry about her. She's crazy.
1373
01:41:25,564 --> 01:41:26,764
[TAPPING ON WINDOW]
1374
01:41:31,564 --> 01:41:33,084
Hey there, Laurie.
1375
01:41:33,244 --> 01:41:36,324
You forgot to make your delivery
this week, Luke Duke.
1376
01:41:36,844 --> 01:41:39,964
-Go, Bo, go.
-Luke, you man-whore.
1377
01:41:40,684 --> 01:41:43,324
LAURIE:
You get back here, you bastard!
1378
01:41:43,484 --> 01:41:44,924
BALLADEER:
See y'all later.
1379
01:41:45,924 --> 01:41:47,004
[GUNSHOTS]
1380
01:41:47,204 --> 01:41:48,764
[SINGING "GOOD OL' BOYS"]
1381
01:41:59,004 --> 01:42:00,684
MAN:
Okay, this is A-camera marker.
1382
01:42:00,844 --> 01:42:03,964
-Actually, she's my cousin.
-That don't make a difference to me.
1383
01:42:04,124 --> 01:42:08,124
Hell, long as she's your sister.
What the fuck did I just say?
1384
01:42:13,244 --> 01:42:17,044
Don't you know you're not supposed
to wear white after Labor Day?
1385
01:42:20,004 --> 01:42:22,044
MAN: Come on, cut that out.
-Seann.
1386
01:42:22,244 --> 01:42:24,404
Do I need to mark this thing?
1387
01:42:24,604 --> 01:42:26,404
MAN [OVER RADIO]:
It's called common markers.
1388
01:42:26,604 --> 01:42:28,484
I wonder if Richard Burton
ever had to do that.
1389
01:43:10,604 --> 01:43:14,164
What the fuck?
That's the kiss you guys are having?
1390
01:43:14,364 --> 01:43:17,244
What the fuck?
I'm a total fucking moron.
1391
01:43:17,404 --> 01:43:20,044
MAN: It gets longer and longer.
-Come on.
1392
01:43:20,244 --> 01:43:23,764
How these boys are the heroes for--
Oh, my Lord.
1393
01:43:23,924 --> 01:43:26,284
BAKER: Every time I look
at her titties, she loses her line.
1394
01:43:26,444 --> 01:43:28,084
[LAUGHING]
1395
01:43:28,564 --> 01:43:31,084
MAN [OVER RADIO]: I love it
except for the hair in your eyes.
1396
01:43:31,244 --> 01:43:32,804
-I know.
-How's my hair?
1397
01:43:32,964 --> 01:43:34,044
MAN:
Okay.
1398
01:43:34,204 --> 01:43:35,804
How'd you miss that?
1399
01:43:35,964 --> 01:43:38,444
MAN [OVER RADIO]:
Gonna take your hands off the wheel?
1400
01:43:38,604 --> 01:43:39,924
He showed me his balls.
1401
01:43:40,084 --> 01:43:42,884
Sorry. Okay, okay. We'll do it again.
Okay, keep going.
1402
01:43:43,044 --> 01:43:44,964
For your...
1403
01:43:46,884 --> 01:43:49,764
-Don't tell me, it rhymes with "anus."
MAN [WHISPERS]: Heinous.
1404
01:43:49,924 --> 01:43:52,244
For your heinous crimes.
1405
01:43:52,404 --> 01:43:55,404
Have you been running this
around the clock, Uncle Jesse?
1406
01:43:55,764 --> 01:43:57,084
[GIBBERING]
1407
01:44:05,324 --> 01:44:09,244
Did I say "shit" or "hell" that time?
With "ass" or "dick"? I said "hell"?
1408
01:44:10,964 --> 01:44:14,724
SCOTT:
Dang it, a little help. A little help.
1409
01:44:16,004 --> 01:44:18,524
MAN 1: Cut it.
MAN 2: Cut.
1410
01:44:18,724 --> 01:44:23,804
SCOTT: Come on, be a bro, be a bro.
Get it away! Come on. Get it away!
1411
01:44:23,964 --> 01:44:25,644
MAXWELL: Move over.
-Hey.
1412
01:44:25,844 --> 01:44:29,084
-There weren't any bananas.
-Oh, that's okay.
1413
01:44:30,084 --> 01:44:34,004
-Where's Bo?
-To hell with Bo, it's Boo!
1414
01:44:34,164 --> 01:44:35,644
Lunch!
1415
01:44:40,964 --> 01:44:42,724
Thank you very much.
1416
01:44:44,564 --> 01:44:47,684
Look at me, I'm flying. I'm flying!
1417
01:44:47,844 --> 01:44:51,284
Oh, it's so much fun. I'm okay.
1418
01:46:53,124 --> 01:46:55,084
[ENGLISH SDH]