♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ♪
♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER
ALL ♪
♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪
♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪
♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE
CLOCK ♪
>> Announcer: HERE SHE IS
NOW, ELLEN DeGENERES!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
♪ OH OH OH ♪
♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪
♪ OH OH OH ♪
♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪
♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> Ellen: HOW!
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY!
BACK AT YOU!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
GARTH BROOKS MAY HAVE FRIENDS IN
LOW PLACES, AND LUDACRIS MAY
HAVE HOSE IN DIFFERENT AREA
CODES, BUT I HAVE AN AUDIENCE
FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.
TODAY'S AUDIENCE IS FROM 25
DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.
SO FOR ALL OF MY SPANISH
SPEAKING FRIENDS HOLA.
MY ITALIAN SPEAKING FRIENDS CA
CAIO.
AND MY ENGLISH-SPEAKING FRIENDS
WHAT UP!
THE 2020 OLYMPICS ARE GOING TO
START THE SUMMER.
AND I HAVE BEEN HAVING AUDIENCE
MEMBERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
COMPETING WITH ONE ANOTHER.
HERE IS A DIFFERENT LOOK AT OUR
PAST EVENTS.
♪ ♪
ALL RIGHT, TODAY WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE OUR BEST IN THE WORLD IT IS TIME FOR ELLEN'S AUDIENCE
OLYMPICS.
♪ ♪
LET'S SEE WHO IS COMPETING
TODAY.
REPRESENTING IRELAND IS CLAIRE.
HI, CLAIRE!
HI, WHAT DO YOU DO IN IRELAND?
>> I AM A MAKEUP ARTIST.
>> Ellen: A MAKEUP ARTIST,
WHAT TIME IS IT THERE?
>> IT IS 12:30 AT NIGHT.
>> Ellen: ARE USUALLY UP THIS
LATE?
>> YES, I AM.
YES.
>> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, AND FROM
THE CZECH REPUBLIC WE HAVE
SABRINA!
HI, SABRINA.
>> HI!
>> Ellen: WHAT DO YOU DO IN
THE CZECH REPUBLIC?
>> I AM A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT.
I'M A SENIOR.
>> Ellen: WHAT TIME IS IT
THERE?
>> IT IS 1:30 A.M.
>> Ellen: ARE USUALLY UP AT
1:30?
>> NO.
NOT AT ALL.
>> Ellen: THANK YOU FOR
STAYING UP.
AND FINALLY REPRESENTING HAITI
IS JENNIFER.
HI, JENNIFER.
>> HI, ELLEN.
>> Ellen: YOU ARE FROM HAITI
BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE
STUDYING IN ITALY RIGHT NOW.
WHAT TIME IS IT THERE?
>> IT'S LIKE 2:00 A.M.
>> Ellen: SO YOU ARE THE
WINNER HERE.
ARE YOU NORMALLY UP UNTIL 2:00?
>> NO.
NOT REALLY.
>> Ellen: WHAT ARE YOU
STUDYING?
>> LABORATORY.
>> Ellen: WONDERFUL.
YOU ARE GOING TO BE COMPETING
AND SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING.
BUT THAT IS TOO HARD VIRTUALLY.
SO INSTEAD YOU WILL DO THE FLIP
CUP CHALLENGE.
HERE IS WHAT THAT WILL LOOK
LIKE.
YOU NEED TWO CUPS AND YOUR
FAVORITE DRINK, ONE UPSIDE DOWN
ON TOP OF THE OTHER AND FLIP IT,
CATCH IT LIKE THAT AND POUR IN
FILLET ALL THE WAY UP AND THEN
YOU'RE GOING TO POUND IT
[LAUGHTER]
PUT IT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD.
YOU'VE GOT IT.
>> Ellen: YOU HAVE YOUR CUPS
AND YOUR BEER, ONE OF YOU AS
NONALCOHOLIC BEER.
ALL RIGHT, ON YOUR MARKS, GET
READY, NICE AND SLOW, SLOW AND
STEADY, AND GO.
♪ ♪
KEEP GOING.
KEEP GOING!
YEAH!
IRELAND!
YEAH!
[APPLAUSE]
ALL RIGHT!
I THINK WE ALL COULD HAVE SAID
IRELAND WAS GOING TO WIN.
[LAUGHTER]
WE ALL KNEW IRELAND WOULD WIN
THAT ONE.
LET'S PUT UP THE ELLEN'S
AUDIENCE OLYMPIC PODIUM FOR YOUR
MEDALS.
ALL RIGHT, CLAIRE CUMMINGS CAME
IN FIRST, YOU CAN SING THE FIRST
TWO LINES OF YOUR COUNTRY'S
NATIONAL ANTHEM.
>> GREAT, THANK YOU.
[SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM]
>> Ellen: OH!
CONGRATULATIONS FOR ALL THE
OLYMPIANS, NOW GIVE IT UP FOR A
GUY WHO ALWAYS WINS MY HEART!
THIS IS TWITCH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: YES!
SORRY!
I SAT DOWN BEFORE HE GOT BACK.
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT >> Ellen:
I DID NOT MEAN TO.
HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
>> A LOT OF THINGS.
YEAH.
IT WAS JUST LIKE --
>> Ellen: FLIES BY.
ANDY, HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
>> I HAD A NICE WEEKEND, IT WAS
RELAXING AND I'M GLAD TO BE
BACK.
>> Ellen: DID YOU PLAY WITH
YOUR LITTLE FRIEND?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
YOUR STRETCH ARMSTRONG?
>> YOU KNOW, I LEAVE HIM HERE.
>> Ellen: YOU DON'T BRING THEM
HOME?
>> NO, MY WIFE DOESN'T LIKE IT.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Ellen: YOU MUST BE JOAN
THING WHEN YOU ARE NOT WITH HIM.
>> I DO.
I TEXTED YOU THAT I THINK ABOUT
HIM --
I WONDER WHAT HE IS DOING IN THE
STUDIO ALL ALONE.
>> Ellen: MAYBE WE CAN PUT A
STRETCH ARMSTRONG CAMERA
WATCHING.
WE CAN DO IT LIKE THE PEOPLE
THAT WATCH THE EAGLES NEST.
A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO
WATCH THAT.
>> YOU WILL GET TWO OR THREE
VIEWERS FOR SURE.
>> Ellen: EVERY TIME I COME
OUT HERE SWINGING THAT THING
AROUND.
AND A COUPLE OF TIMES IT SLIPPED
OUT OF HIS HANDS AND MADE A REAL
MESS OF THINGS.
LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, ANDY.
I FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM.
I SEND IT BACK TO YOU.
TO SPREAD IT AROUND IN THE WORLD
OUT THERE, EVERYBODY!
♪ ♪
[LAUGHTER]
YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT
THING.
>> YES, I SEE THAT ALL THE TIME.
>> Ellen: WE DON'T SELL
ARMSTRONG IN THE "ELLEN" SHOP,
BUT WE DO HAVE SOME ITEMS THAT
ARE GREAT FOR SUMMER AND HAVE
THEIR OWN VIBE.
LOOK AT THIS ONE.
THIS IS A REALLY TOTALLY GROOVY
"ELLEN" T-SHIRT.
IF THAT IS NOT GROOVY, I DO KNOW
IT IS.
[LAUGHTER]
AND SOME SUPER CHILL HOODIE.
HERE'S THE FUN PART JUST TO
PROVE IT IS A HOODIE THERE IT
IS.
SUPER, SUPER CHILL.
AND THERE IS A -- OH, MAN.
THERE IS A DOPE ASS MUG RIGHT
HERE.
YOU CAN GO RIGHT HANDED OR LEFT
HANDED, WHATEVER YOU WANT.
[LAUGHTER]
YEAH.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO USE THAT.
YOU CAN JUST USE THIS.
[LAUGHTER]
YOU CAN PUT YOUR HAND THROUGH
IT.
YOU CAN USE THAT AS A PURSE.
YOU KNOW!
YOU CAN FIND THESE ITEMS AT THE
"ELLEN" SHOP ONLINE.
AND YOU WON'T FIND SOME THINGS
AT THE "ELLEN" SHOP, BECAUSE YOU
KNOW, WE TRY A LOT OF DIFFERENT
THINGS.
AND THESE ARE REJECTED ITEMS
MAYBE YOU WILL SEE WHY.
SO THIS IS "ELLEN" UNDERWEAR
THAT I HAD EXTRA HOODIE STRINGS
AND I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE IT
SEXY AS AN UNDERWEAR BACK.
BUT YOU KNOW -- I DON'T KNOW.
I LIKED IT.
THEY DID NOT WORK.
AND COMBINING TWO UPPER
BEST-SELLING ITEMS.
THE "ELLEN" UNDERWEAR AND A
HOODIE.
[LAUGHTER]
SO THERE IS --
IT'S THE ELLEN UNDERWEAR AND
THEN A HOODIE AS WELL.
[LAUGHTER]
I WAS GOING TO CALL THEM
HUNDERWEAR OR HOODERIES.
BUT IT DOES NOT MATTER.
AND EVERYBODY LOVED MY COMFY.
IT IS HUGE AND OVERSIZED, AND IT
SOLD OUT IMMEDIATELY.
PEOPLE LOVE THIS THING, BECAUSE
IT IS SO LARGE, I MEAN, REALLY.
THEY SOLD OUT IMMEDIATELY.
SO I THOUGHT, WHY NOT HAVE
MATCHING PANTS.
I LEFT YOU A PAIR OVER THERE.
DO YOU WANT TO PUT THEM ON?
>> I HAVE THEM OVER HERE.
>> Ellen: YOU CAN DANCE THEM
TO BREAK AND I WILL TRY THE
UNDERWEAR WITH THE HOODIE OUT.
YOU PUT YOUR --
>> WRONG PANTS LEG.
>> Ellen: NOW THAT WE SHOW
THEM HOW, PEOPLE MIGHT BUY
THESE.
[LAUGHTER]
I JUST THINK THEY DID NOT
UNDERSTAND.
>> REALLY, YOU GOT TO --
[LAUGHTER]
>> Ellen: YOU SEE?
I MEAN, NOW, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
>> Ellen: PEOPLE DID NOT
UNDERSTAND, AND LOOK AT THAT,
THE WAY THAT YOU ARE WEARING IT
LIKE THAT?
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE US TO
BREAK?
>> YEAH, ELLEN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> SOME DAYS I WAKE UP AND I
FEEL LIKE I AM 80, AND THEN
OTHER DAYS I FEEL LIKE I'M 15.
MY WORK ETHIC AND MY DRIVE
INSPIRES ME TO GET UP AND TRY TO
BE A BETTER PERSON EVERY DAY.
>> I FEEL LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE
HARD, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHY AM SO
GRATEFUL AND OVER THE TOP WHEN
THEY HAPPEN, BUT I DON'T THINK
THAT I
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR FIRST GUEST IS
ONE OF THE BUSIEST GUYS IN
HOLLYWOOD AND ALSO ONE OF THE
COOLEST.
PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND
MARK WAHLBERG!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> IT IS SO WE ARE NOT BEING.
>> Ellen: I AM HUGGING YOU,
AND NO, I AM SAD THAT YOU'RE NOT
HERE TOO.
I AM WEARING YOUR SHIRT!
>> I LIKE YOUR SWEATSHIRT A LOT!
>> Ellen: THIS IS YOUR NEW
CLOTHING LINE.
I LIKE IT A LOT.
IT'S SUPER SOFT.
THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU ARE
SHIRTLESS AND IN APRON.
[LAUGHTER]
AND EVERYONE ENJOYED IT IS QUITE
SOMETHING TO SEE YOU SHIRTLESS
IN APRON.
>> I KNOW WE DID NOT DISCUSS
THAT PART OF IT, BUT I THOUGHT I
WAS GOING TO TRY TO GET MYSELF
TO MELISSA'S HOUSE, I BETTER
SHOW WHAT I DO.
>> Ellen: WE ALL ENJOYED IT.
YOU AND ANDY AND WE WILL TALK
ABOUT YOUR DOCUMENTARY WHICH I
LOVED.
THERE ARE JUST THREE?
I WATCHED THREE LAST NIGHT.
>> THERE ARE SIX EPISODES IN THE
FIRST SEASON.
>> AND I WATCHED THREE COMING IN
TO TALK ABOUT 45 WHICH I AM
REALLY TO.
YOU AND ANDY WORKED OUT TOGETHER
AT F45.
HOW DID HE DO?
AND BE HONEST.
[LAUGHTER]
>> TO BE HONEST HE DID WELL FOR
ANDY, BUT HE WAS VERY SICK AFTER
A PERIOD THERE WAS OF
COMPLAINING.
HE COMPLAINS LIKE MY GRANDMA
USED TO COMPLAIN, QUITE A BIT OF
COMPLAINING.
BUT YOU KNOW IT, HE REALLY DID
GIVE HIS BEST EFFORT.
I KNEW HE REALIZED THAT HE WAS
IN OVER HIS HEAD PRETTY EARLY
ON, AND IT KEPT GOING.
I THINK HE VOMITED AFTER HER,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, HE ALSO
TALKED ABOUT COMING BACK.
AND I THINK THAT WHEN THE STUDIO
REOPENS, I WILL HOLD HIM TO IT.
AND GET HIM INTO THE STUDIO AND
WE CAN WORK OUT AGAIN.
>> Ellen: I THINK THE THREE OF
US SHOULD DO IT TOGETHER, THAT
WAY IT'S --
ANDY, YOU ARE ON MIKE.
WHAT?
YOU ARE TALKING TO THE CONTROL
ROOM AND YOU ARE MIKED.
DO YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING?
>> JUST THAT WE LIKE TO SLAP
EACH OTHER'S BUTTS EVERY TIME WE
SEE EACH OTHER.
>> THAT IS TRUE.
YOU SLAP IT AT F45.
IT'S JUST A GUY THING AND A
BUDDY THING.
KEEP EACH OTHER GOING, YOU KNOW?
>> Ellen: YEP, THAT'S WHAT
GUYS DO.
>> I WAS CHECKING HIS FORM THE
THERE.
>> Ellen: I SEE.
YOU ARE WEARING GLASSES WHILE
YOU LIFT WEIGHTS?
YOU HAVE READERS ON WHILE YOU
ARE LIFTING.
SPEAKING OF BUTTS.
YOU ACCIDENTALLY SHOWED PEOPLE
ON INSTAGRAM.
THAT'S THE WAY TO GET MORE
FOLLOWERS, MARK.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.
>> I WAS TRYING TO SHOW MY
CUPPING, MY PEPPERONI PIZZA
CUPPING MARKS ON MY BACK.
I HAD A BACK PROBLEM AND IT WAS
ALSO TO SHOW MY UNDERWEAR AS
WELL.
>> Ellen: YOU HAVE MY
UNDERWEAR AND NOW I NEED YOUR
UNDERWEAR.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> Ellen: YOU WERE FILMING IN
THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC IN THE
JUNGLE, WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?
DID YOU RUN INTO CRITTERS IN THE
JUNGLE?
>> THERE WERE LOTS OF CRITTERS
AND ANIMALS, BUT I THINK THE
THING THAT I RAN INTO THAT WAS
MOST SCARY WAS A PORTA-POTTY
THAT HAD BEEN OUT THERE FOR
QUITE SOME TIME.
AND YOU COULD BUY YOUR OWN
LITTLE PORTABLE TOILET AND ALSO
HAD AN ENCLOSURE WHICH WAS A
TENT THAT I THOUGHT WAS THE
GREATEST INVENTION EVER.
I DID NOT GET INTO IT UNTIL LIKE
THE MOVIE WAS OVER, BUT I STILL
HAVE THAT AND WILL BE TRAVELING
WITH IT WHEREVER I GO NOW.
>> Ellen: WOW, IT SEEMS LIKE
YOU COULD AFFORD SOMETHING A
LITTLE NICER THAN THAT.
CAN'T YOU JUST INVENT SOMETHING
NICER THAN THAT, MARK?
>> I THOUGHT THAT SOMEBODY
ALREADY HAS A PATENT ON THAT.
SO I FIGURED WE COULD ADD SOME
PORCELAIN TO THE CHAIR, BUT IT'S
NICE HOW IT IS PLASTIC AND
DURABLE AND HOLDS MY WEIGHT, BUT
NO, IT WAS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE
BETTER THINGS THAT I HAVE HAD
WHEN I WAS DOWN THERE.
AS FAR AS A LITTLE PIECE OF
COMFORT.
>> Ellen: NOT REALLY A PIECE
OF YOUR HOME, BUT SOMEONE'S
HOME.
SO, MARK.
WE TALK ABOUT HOW EARLY YOU GET
UP TO WORK OUT.
AND IT USED TO BE 4:00 A.M.,
SOMEHOW YOU HAVE MOVED IT TO
2:30 A.M., WHAT IS GOING ON?
[LAUGHTER]
>> I'M JUST GETTING BUSIER AND
BUSIER AND LESS TIME IN THE DAY
TO GET EVERYTHING DONE.
I STARTED WHEN I WAS IN EUROPE
OVERSEAS AND I WOULD COME HOME
TO VISIT AND BY THE TIME THE
FAMILY WENT TO BED I WOULD BE UP
FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
SO I USUALLY GO TO BED ABOUT
5:00 OR WAKE UP AT 12:00 AND
THEN IT WILL WORK OUT AND DO ALL
MY STUFF.
BUT I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO,
WHEN I FINISHED THE MOVIE I'M
SHOOTING IN LOS ANGELES I WILL
START GETTING BACK TO A NORMAL
SCHEDULE AND WAKE UP AT
6:00 A.M. LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE AND
SLEEP IN AND DO ALL THAT FUN
STUFF.
>> Ellen: SLEEPING IN IS NOT
6:00 A.M., MARK.
BUT LET'S SHOW THE VIDEO OF YOU
DOING PULL-UPS.
THIS IS JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT IS
CUT DOWN FROM MANY MORE, BUT WE
JUST KIND OF CAME IN LATER AS MY
PRODUCER MATT SAID, IT WAS
MONOTONOUS.
IT WAS LIKE THERE WERE TOO MANY
OF THEM.
SO WE JUST SHOWED SOME OF THEM.
LOOK AT YOU ABOUT TO BE 50 YEARS
OLD DOING THAT.
[APPLAUSE]
>> IT GOES BY SO FAST, BUT SOME
DAYS I WAKE UP AND I FEEL 80,
AND THEN OTHER DAYS I FEEL LIKE
I AM 15, YOU KNOW?
I THINK MY WORK ETHIC AND MY
DRIVE CONTINUES TO INSPIRE ME TO
GET UP AND TRY TO BE A BETTER
PERSON EVERY DAY AND BE A GOOD
EXAMPLE TO MY KIDS WITH MY WORK
ETHIC, BUT THEN EVERY ONCE IN A
WHILE THE BODY WILL SHUT YOU
DOWN AND REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE
NOT A KID ANYMORE.
BUT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO 50.
I THINK IT'S A BIG REASON TO
HAVE A BIG PARTY.
>> Ellen: ALL RIGHT.
YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN, I WILL BE
THERE.
TELL ME ABOUT THIS NEW DOGGY YOU
GOT!
I'M GLAD YOU GOT ANOTHER ONE,
BECAUSE HOPEFULLY IT IS HELPING
YOUR OTHER ONE BE BETTER
BEHAVED, IS IT HELPING?
>> NO, CHAMP TOOK A BIG CHUNK
OUT OF MY FINGER JUST THE OTHER
DAY, AND STARTED PETTING HIM
WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING ON THE
POUCH AND WANTED TO PUT IT INTO
HIS BED.
SO THEN WHEN I PICK THEM UP, HE
ATTACKED ME.
BUT JOJO, YES.
THEY ARE DEFINITELY BEST
BUDDIES.
THEY ARE GETTING ALONG GREAT.
IN HIS NEW THING IS TO GET OUT
OF THE HOUSE AND MAKE EVERYBODY
CHASE HIM WHILE HE IS MOVING
VEHICLES.
OTHER THAN THAT HE IS VERY WELL
BEHAVED AND VERY SWEET.
>> Ellen: THAT IS AN ADORABLE
DOG.
WE WILL TAKE A BREAK, MORE WITH
MARK WAHLBERG AFTER THIS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> Ellen: YOU USE THEM DAILY,
RIGHT?
>> I USE THEM DAILY, WEEKLY,
NIGHTLY.
AT LEAST FIVE TIMES A DAY.
♪ ♪
♪ BE THE GIRL YOU USED TO
>> BEING SEPARATED FROM MY
FAMILY IS ALWAYS A BIG A
SACRIFICE FOR ME.
>> I WANT TO PASS THIS ON TO HIS
FUTURE THERE'S A HUGE
RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE SURE THAT
WE ARE SUCCESSFUL.
[PHONE RINGING]
>> MARK.
>> THIS WHOLE THING HAS CAUGHT
ME BY SURPRISE.
>> I HAVE PEOPLE WHO ARE PUTTING
IN PARTS OF THEIR LIFE SAVINGS
AND INVESTING THEIR FUTURE.
>> OUR FUNDING SOURCE PULLED
OUT.
>> IF I DON'T START SELLING COME
OF THIS COMPANY GOES AWAY.
>> SCRAP IT AND GO BACK TO THE
DRAWING BOARD.
>> Ellen: THAT'S
MARK WAHLBERG, HIS NEW SHOW
"WAHL STREET."
WHEN YOU WATCH IT, YOU FEEL LIKE
SUCH A SLACKER.
ANYONE WATCHING THIS WILL BE
MOTIVATED TO DO MORE WITH THEIR
LIVES.
IT'S A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ALL THE
THINGS YOU ARE WORKING ON IT,
RIGHT, MARK?
>> YES, WE DID WHILE BURGERS
WHICH WAS A GREAT PROMOTION OF
THE BRAND, BUT IT IS ALSO A FAMS
UNSCRIPTED AND THIS IS A
SERIOUS LOOK AT WHAT I DO IN MY
PRIMARY BUSINESS WHICH IS ACTING
IN PRODUCING AND WITH THE SPORTS
NUTRITION WITH A 45, WITH
WAHLBURGERS, WITH THE ONE THAT
WE LAUNCHED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
PANDEMIC.
AND JUST THE OTHER BUSINESSES I
HAVE.
HOPEFULLY INSPIRING OTHER
ENTREPRENEURS.
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYBODY WHO
HAS HAD AN IDEA OR A PASSION
THAT DOES NOT DECIDE THAT FOR
ANY REASON.
I WANT PEOPLE TO PURSUE THEIR
DREAMS AND MAKE THEM A REALITY
THROUGH HARD WORK.
>> Ellen: IT IS AMAZING,
BECAUSE ANYONE WHO HAS FOLLOWED
YOU SINCE YOU HAVE STARTED AS
MARKY MARK THE SINGER, AND THEN
YOU MOVE INTO ACTING AND NOW YOU
ARE THIS AMAZING BUSINESSMAN AND
ENTREPRENEUR, IT IS REALLY
IMPRESSIVE AND YOU CAN SEE WHY
YOU ARE SO SUCCESSFUL, BECAUSE
YOUR WORK ETHIC IS LIKE NOBODY
ELSE IS THAT I'VE SEEN.
AND YOU START AT THE SHOW RIGHT
AS COVID HIT, WHICH WAS HARD ON
A LOT OF YOUR BUSINESSES, AND IT
IS INTERESTING TO SHOW HOW THAT
HAS AFFECTED BUSINESSES.
>> OBVIOUSLY EVERYBODY HAS BEEN
AFFECTED BY COVID IN MANY
DIFFERENT WAYS.
WE WERE JUST KIND OF TRYING TO
SURVIVE.
THE MOST THING WE WERE WORRIED
ABOUT WAS OUR FRANCHISEES ARE
EMPLOYEES.
PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE OUT OF WORK
AND OUT OF BUSINESS, PEOPLE WHO
ARE LOSING THEIR LOCATION AND
THINGS OF THAT NATURE.
IT WAS JUST --
IT WAS JUST KIND OF TELLING THE
TRUTH ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON AT
THE TIME.
PEOPLE SAID WHAT ARE IS THE SHOW
GOING TO BE ABOUT?
IT'S THE BUSINESS WILL DICTATE
WHAT THE STORY LINES ARE.
AND WITH ALL THE CLOSURES AND
EVERYTHING, IT WAS DIFFICULT
TIME, BUT WE WERE KIND OF
HUNKERING DOWN AND TRYING TO
MAKE SURE THAT WE COULD HELP OUR
EMPLOYEES AND RENEGOTIATE THE
LEECHES -- LEASES FOR THE
FRANCHISEES.
SO WE CONTINUED ON AND TRIED TO
BET ON OURSELVES AND HOPEFULLY
BE ABLE TO SURVIVE IT.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY A LOT OF
PEOPLE DID IN IT.
SO WE ARE TRYING TO HELP THE
PEOPLE THAT WERE LEFT BEHIND.
>> Ellen: YOU ALWAYS DO THAT.
YOU ALWAYS HELP OTHER PEOPLE.
YOUR KIDS STARTED THEIR OWN
BUSINESS.
THEY DID A LEMONADE STAND WHICH
DID PRETTY WELL.
>> THAT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS.
ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS MAGIC
JOHNSON DROVE BY ABOUT THE WHOLE
STAND OUT.
SO THEY HAVE BEEN VERY
SUCCESSFUL.
THE VALUABLE LESSONS THAT YOU
ALWAYS LEARN ON THE FAILURES,
I'VE NEVER HAD A RESTAURANT
BUSINESS AND HAD TO LEARN THE
HARD WAY THROUGH A LOT OF TRIAL
AND ERROR AND MISTAKES, BUT MY
KIDS STARTED A CARD COLLECTING
BUSINESS WHICH IS A GREAT PAST
TIME THAT WE HAVE ENJOYED
TOGETHER WITH MY DAD AND PASSING
IT NOW TO MY KIDS WITH THE
CARDBOARD'S.
AND REESE HE STARTED A BUSINESS
WHICH TOOK OFF AND THEN SHE
BASICALLY GAVE UP THE HOBBY
BUSINESS AND STARTED ABOUT
MAKING BUSINESS, AND YOU KNOW,
IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT THEY ARE
WILLING TO WORK HARD AND HAVE
INTERESTS AND I WANT TO HELP
THEM WITH THOSE THINGS.
BUT THEY HAVE TO LEARN FROM
THEIR MISTAKES AND FAILURES.
IT'S THE LOSSES THAT MAKE YOU
STRONGER AND HOPEFULLY WILL MAKE
A MORE RESILIENT AND SUCCESSFUL
FUTURE.
>> Ellen: I AGREE WITH THAT.
IT'S THE LOSSES.
IT'S THE FALLING DOWN THAT
BUILDS CHARACTER, AND THEN YOU
GET BACK UP AGAIN.
YOUR OLDEST DAUGHTER WAS NOT
SUCH A GOOD DRIVER.
I'M WONDERING IF SHE EVER GOT
HER DRIVER'S LICENSE.
>> SHE HAS NOT GOTTEN HER
LICENSE YET, BUT SHE IS DOING
FANTASTIC, SO I CAN'T WAIT TO
GET HER HER FIRST CAR.
BUT SHE IS FOCUSING ON HER
STUDIES NOW, BUT YEAH, SHE
FINALLY REALIZED THAT IT IS NOT
A GAME GETTING BEHIND THE WHEEL.
SHE JUMPED OUT OF HER GOLF CART
AND LEFT ME THERE TO CRASH SO WE
HAVE GONE BACK TO THE DRAWING
BOARD.
SHE WILL DRIVE SAFE SOON.
>> Ellen: SO SHE IS DRIVING
THE GOLF CART AND SHE JUMPED
OUT?
>> I WAS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT.
SHE IS MESSING AROUND FOR IT I
WAS LIKE YOU HAVE TO SLOW DOWN,
WE ARE DRIVING ON THE
GOLF COURSE.
AND SHE SAID IT'S OKAY AND FINE,
AND THEN SHE STARTED TO VEER OFF
THE ROAD INTO JUST BASICALLY OFF
THE PATH, BAILED OUT AND I
SMASHED INTO THE LAWN.
>> Ellen: JUST TO LET YOU
KNOW, OUR FRIEND CORY GAMBLE
FLIPPED HIS GOLF CART INTO A
SAND TRAP THE OTHER DAY.
WE WERE ON THE GOLF COURSE AND
HE LITERALLY WENT INTO THE SAND
TRAP UPSIDE DOWN.
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD.
>> Ellen: NO.
IT IS NOT GOOD.
>> MAYBE I WILL TAKE IT AWAY FOR
A LITTLE WHILE.
>> Ellen: WE WILL TAKE ANOTHER
BREAK, AND WHEN WE COME BACK WE
WILL PLAY A GAME THAT YOU WILL
BE SO GOOD AT.
>> AWESOME.
I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
>> Ellen: ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL BE BACK.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
YOU USE THEM, RIGHT?
>> I USE THEM DAILY, WEEKLY,
NIGHTLY.
I HAVE USED IT AT LEAST FIVE
TIMES TODAY.
>> I FEEL LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE
HARD, THAT'S WHY I'M SO GRATEFUL
OVER THE TOP WHEN IT HAPPENS.
BUT I DON'T
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH
MARK WAHLBERG AND YOU HAVE SO
MANY BUSINESSES AND ARE GOOD AT
SELLING THINGS, SO WE THOUGHT WE
WOULD PLAY A GAME AND SEE HOW
WELL YOU SELL THESE.
IT'S CALLED PITCH, PLEASE.
♪ ♪
>> PITCH PLEASE!
SO YOU WILL BE TRYING TO SELL A
PRODUCT LIKE THEY DO ON QVC.
YOU WANT SEE WHAT YOU ARE
SELLING, BUT YOU WILL BE SELLING
THE USE AND AGAIN, MARK DOES NOT
SEE WHAT HE IS SELLING.
MARK, YOU MUST BE VERY, VERY
PROUD TO SELL THESE.
>> OKAY.
I AM.
I'M THRILLED.
>> Ellen: TELL ME WHY YOU
DECIDED THESE WOULD BE SOMETHING
GOOD TO ADD TO YOUR BUSINESS
POSTURE MARK >> WELL, I THINK
IT'S SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY
NEEDS IN THIS DAY AND AGE WITH
ALL THE THINGS WE ARE GOING
THROUGH, I THINK TO BRING PEOPLE
BIT CLOSER TOGETHER AND GIVE PEE
A LITTLE BIT MORE JOY TO HELP, I
THINK THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY NEEDS
ONE OF THESE.
>> Ellen: AND YOU USE THEM
DAILY, RIGHT?
>> I USE THEM DAILY, WEEKLY,
NIGHTLY.
I THINK I HAVE USED IT AT LEAST
FIVE TIMES A DAY.
>> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, AND YOU
FEEL SEXY WHEN YOU USE THEM?
>> OH, MY GOSH!
YOU KNOW WHAT, IT SAVED MY
RELATIONSHIP WITH MY WIFE!
WE HAVE STUFF IN THE HOUSE, THE
PANDEMIC, DOING THE SAME THING
ALL THE TIME, AND WHAT BETTER
WAY TO SPICE UP OUR RELATIONSHIP
THEN TO ADD THESE LOVELY
PRODUCTS.
>> Ellen: SO WHEN SHE SEES YOU
USING THIS, I MEAN, IT TURNS HER
ON?
>> OH, MY GOD, SHE IS TELLING,
WE HAVE TO PUT THE KIDS TO BED
EARLY SOMETIMES AT 2:00 IN THE
AFTERNOON.
>> Ellen: DO YOU NEED HELP
USING THESE?
OR YOU USE THEM BY YOURSELF?
[LAUGHTER]
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, IT DEPENDS.
YOU KNOW, IF THE KIDS AREN'T
THERE, MAYBE -- MY ASSISTANT
MIGHT GIVE ME A HAND JUST TO PUT
THEM ON.
JUST TO PERFORM.
>> Ellen: YOU CAN DO IT ONCE
SOMEBODY HELPS YOU GET THEM ON
YOU.
[LAUGHTER]
>> THAN I AM GOOD TO GO.
>> Ellen: YEAH, WHAT OTHER
CELEBRITIES WOULD BENEFIT FROM
MAY BE HAVING THESE?
>> I WOULD HAVE TO SAY ALL OF MY
FORMER COSTARS, YOU KNOW, DWAYNE
JOHNSON, JASON STATHAM.
DENZEL WASHINGTON, JACK
NICHOLSON, YEAH.
LEO, ANYBODY NEEDS ONE OF THESE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> LISTEN, YOU HAVE SOLD ME.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU ARE
SELLING, YOU ARE SELLING 1 POUND
WEIGHTS.
[LAUGHTER]
AND THEY ARE --
YEAH.
SO IT'S GREAT THAT YOUR WIFE
REALLY WATCHES YOU AND SAYS, GET
IN BED --
BECAUSE YEAH.
[LAUGHTER]
>> AM GLAD THAT DWAYNE JOHNSON
NEEDS THEM TOO.
>> Ellen: JASON STATHAM, THEY
WILL BENEFIT.
>> I THINK THE ROCK CAN USE THAT
AS A TOOTHPICK.
>> Ellen: ANDY, IT'S TOO HEAVY
FOR HIM.
[LAUGHTER]
>> HE IS COMPLAINING ALREADY
THAT I GAVE HIM THE SANDBAG.
SO UPSET.
[LAUGHTER]
NOT FOR ME.
>> Ellen: THE STRETCH
ARMSTRONG AT HIS DESK.
HEY, MARK, IT'S GREAT TALKING TO
YOU.
I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON
SOON.
"WAHL STREET" DIRT STREAMING
THIS THURSDAY ON HBO MAX.
I LOVE YOU.
I WILL SEE YOU SOON.
>> LOVE YOU, GOD BLESS.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN
PERSON.
>> Ellen: YES, ME TOO.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> I FEEL LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE
HARD, THAT'S WHY I'M SO GRATEFUL
AND OVER THE TOP WHEN THEY
HAPPEN, BUT I DON'T THINK I
COULD FAKE NOT CARING EVEN IF I
WANTED TO.
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HERE.
ANTARCTICA, WHO IS IN --
OKAY, NOT ANTARCTICA, BUT WE DO
HAVE...
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A
SIX TIME GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING
SINGER AND SONGWRITER WHO JUST
RELEASED HER FIRST BOOK CALLED
"BROKEN HORSES," A MEMOIR, IT IS
VERY, VERY GOOD.
PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND
BRANDI CARLILE!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
HI, BRANDI.
>> HI, BUDDY.
>> Ellen: HOW ARE YOU?
>> NERVOUS.
>> Ellen: ARE YOU REALLY?
>> YES.
>> Ellen: WE ARE FRIENDS, WHY
ARE YOU NERVOUS?
>> IT JUST FEELS OFFICIAL.
I DON'T GET OUT MUCH.
>> Ellen: THESE PEOPLE LOVE
YOU, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE
NERVOUS ABOUT.
YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE NERVOUS, I
WILL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE YOU
HAVE SPENT THE LAST YEAR IN THE
WOODS.
YOU HAVE NOT BEEN IN
CIVILIZATION.
I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN YOU
WITHOUT A HAT ON.
I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
I'VE SEEN YOUR HAIR IN A WHILE.
>> I GOT A HAIRCUT, WHAT DO YOU
THINK?
>> Ellen: I LOVE IT.
I LOVE YOUR HAIR CUT, BUT
USUALLY YOU ARE IN THE WOODS
WITH A HAT ON.
SO YOU ARE IN THE WORLD NOW.
>> I'M REALLY ENJOYING IT.
IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
IT'S HARD NOT TO HUG YOU, AND IT
FEELS REALLY GREAT JUST TO SEE
SOME SUNSHINE AND SOME FRIENDLY
FACES.
>> Ellen: THESE ARE FRIENDLY
FACES, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR
SIXTH GRAMMY WIN FOR HIGH WOMEN.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Ellen: YOU ARE NOT SHY, YOU
ARE HONEST ABOUT LIKING
ATTENTION AND LIKING AWARDS AND
ALL THAT STUFF.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE LIKE OH,
IT'S NOTHING.
YOU LIKE WINNING AWARDS.
>> I DO LIKE IT.
I FEEL --
I DON'T KNOW.
I FEEL LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE
HARD TO WIN, YOU KNOW, JUST FROM
COMING UP AGAINST SOME ADVERSITY
IN MY LIFE, BUT NOT IN A WAY
LIKE I FEEL LIKE I DESERVE THEM,
I KNOW I DON'T.
AND THAT'S WHY I AM SO GRATEFUL
AND OVER THE TOP WHEN THEY
HAPPEN, BUT I DON'T THINK I
COULD FAKE NOT CARING IF AND IF
I WANTED TO.
>> Ellen: EVERYBODY SHOULD
APPRECIATE IT.
IT'S AN HONOR.
BUT YOU TALK ABOUT 2019 GRAMMYS
OR YOUR PERFORMED, YOU WON, THAT
WAS SUCH AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE,
BUT YOU TALK ABOUT IT REALLY
HELPING YOU HEAL YOUR TRAUMA
THAT YOU HAD GONE THROUGH.
>> YEAH, I MEAN, I JUST THINK, I
DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT
AS A QUEER PERSON RAISED IN
RELIGION, ORGANIZED RELIGION AND
HAVING SUCH A CLOSE RELATION TO
MY FAITH AND HAVING BECOME
THROUGH SOME TRAUMA AROUND
PUBLIC ACCOUNTABILITY WITHIN MY
FAITH, TRYING TO GET BAPTIZED
AND NOT BEING ABLE TO OR NOT
BEING ALLOWED TO BE INVOLVED IN
THE CHURCH WHEN I WANTED TO SING
THERE AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
THERE WAS SOMETHING CATHARTIC
ABOUT STANDING UP ON THAT STAGE
AND EXCEPTING THOSE AWARDS AND
SINGING THAT SONG AND FEELING
LIKE I COME TO A PLACE WHERE I
COULD LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE
MIRROR AND GO, YOU DID SOMETH
SOMETHING.
>> Ellen: AND PEOPLE LOVED IT
TOO.
YOU COULD SEE -- AFTER YOU
FINISH THAT PERFORMANCE, YOU ARE
JUST LIKE -- IT WAS JUST GREAT.
I LOVED SEEING HOW HAPPY YOU
WERE.
>> I WAS LIKE DON'T JUMP.
>> Ellen: YOU WERE JUMPING UP
AND DOWN, YOU CAN FEEL WHEN
THERE IS A GREAT PERFORMANCE AND
YOU'RE CELEBRATING THAT YOU DID
THAT IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOUR
PEERS, IT'S AMAZING AND A BIG
DEAL.
YOU HAVE BEEN -- IT IS ALWAYS
HARD FOR ANYONE WHO IS DIFFERENT
IN ANY KIND OF WAY, BUT YOU HAVE
BEEN OUT SINCE YOU WERE 15 AND
VERY PUBLIC ABOUT IT.
AND IT IS VERY COURAGEOUS TO
TAKE ON THAT IN YOUR CAREER.
SO IT'S A BIG DEAL.
>> I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER
REALLY FOUND IT EASY TO TELL YOU
THIS, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SO
MANY PEOPLE DO IN ON SOME LEVEL
YOU KNOW, BUT WHAT YOU DID FOR
ME AND FOR PEOPLE LIKE US WHEN
YOU CAME OUT WAS SO HUGE FOR ME
AND MY LIFE.
YOU ARE THE FIRST GAY PERSON I
HAD EVER MET.
TO ME YOU WERE WHAT IT MEANT.
AND I WAS NOT GOING TO STAY IN
THE CLOSET AFTER THAT.
AND IT STARTED ME OUT ON A WHOLE
LIFELONG PROCESS OF LIVING OUT
LOUD IN BELIEVING THAT THERE
WASN'T ANY HEIGHT THAT I CANNOT
GET TO BECAUSE OF YOU.
YOU ARE MY REPRESENTATION.
YOU MOVE ME FORWARD IN THAT WAY.
I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE COMING YOU
KNOW THAT.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Ellen: THANK YOU SO MUCH
PRIDE WHAT IS FUNNY IN THE BOOK,
YOU -- MY COMING OUT EPISODE ON
MY SITCOM, SO OBVIOUSLY YOU
WEREN'T OUT ENOUGH, SO YOU ARE
HIDING, HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN
THAT AIRED?
>> 1997?
SO 14.
>> Ellen: YOU HAD NOT COME OUT
YET, BECAUSE YOU LABELED IT WITH
YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BASEBALL GAME.
>> IT'S DAVID'S BASEBALL GAME
AND I STILL HAVE IT.
AND I WANTED TO HAVE EIGHT AND
HAVE YOU SIGN IT.
>> Ellen: I DON'T THINK THAT
THEY MAKE DVD PLAYS ANYMORE.
VCR.
>> I'M QUITE CLOSE TO HIM, THE
FATHER OF MY CHILDREN.
>> Ellen: HER BOYFRIEND IN
HIGH SCHOOL IS THE FATHER OF HER
CHILDREN WITH HER WIFE.
>> I SQUEEZE HIS CHEEKS EVERY
TIME HE COMES OVER.
>> Ellen: VCR.
YOU PROBABLY HAVE IT ON A VCR.
>> VHS TAPE, THAT'S WHAT THEY
ARE CALLED?
IT'S ACTUALLY ELLEN DeGENERES'
COMING OUT EPISODE.
>> Ellen: YOU HAVE TO TRANSFER
THAT TO DIGITAL, BECAUSE IT'S
NOT GOING TO LAST.
>> CATS OUT OF THE BAG.
>> Ellen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
BREAK.
MORE WITH BRANDI AFTER THIS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
♪ LA DA DI, OH LA DI DA ♪
♪ GONNA BE A SUPERSTAR ♪
♪ BE THE GIRL YOU USED TO KNOW ♪
♪ PLAYING ON THE RADIO ♪
♪ LA DA DI, OH LA DI DIE
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH
BRANDI CARLILE, AND SO, THE
COOLEST THING, THEY ARE SO MANY
STORIES ABOUT ALL OF THESE
PEOPLE THAT YOU ADMIRED AND NOW
ARE FRIENDS WITH.
BUT YOU HANG OUT AT JONI
MITCHELL'S HOUSE AND DO THESE
JAM SESSIONS WITH REALLY COOL
PEOPLE.
SOME OF THE PEOPLE --
LIKE DOLLY PARTON, WRIGHT, WHO
ELSE HAS BEEN THERE?
>> Ellen: I HAVE BEEN THERE
ONCE.
>> WE TOOK YOU OVER THERE ONE
TIME.
>> Ellen: AND HARRY STYLES WAS
THERE.
AND IT WAS VERY COOL, CHAKA KHAN
WAS THERE.
>> YOU WERE IN YOUR PAJAMAS AND
SINGING ALONG WITH SHAKA CON AND
IT WAS PRETTY AUDACIOUS,
ACTUALLY.
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT
ACTUALLY, BECAUSE YOU COMING
MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GRAB
THE GUITAR AND JAM, BUT I
REALIZE THAT YOU DO SOMETHING
THAT YOU COULD DO WITH JONI AND
I THINK THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE
SHE COULD WHIP YOU AT PING-PONG.
>> Ellen: REALLY?
>> SHE IS REALLY GOOD.
>> Ellen: BUT I AM REALLY
GOOD.
I DON'T KNOW, I WILL PLAY HER
AND PING-PONG.
>> OKAY.
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SET THIS UP.
>> Ellen: WILL YOU DO IT
AGAIN?
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT DONE IT FOR
A WHILE NOW.
BUT SHE IS VACCINATED?
>> I THINK IT'S TIME TO BRING
THE JONI MUSIC BACK, AND SHE IS
SUCH AN INSPIRING WOMAN, I LOVE
HER SO MUCH.
>> Ellen: THE COOLEST THING IN
THE WORLD IS TO BE INVITED TO
JONI MITCHELL'S HOUSE AND HAVE
MUSICIANS DAM AND YOU ARE JUST
LISTENING TO THESE UNBELIEVABLE
PEOPLE SING.
AND YOUR NEW MUSIC COMING YOU
SAID YOU WOULD PLAY ME SOME
SOON, ONE IS A COMING OUT?
>> IT IS DONE AND WE ARE STILL
TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT IS COMING
OUT, BUT MAYBE WE COULD HAVE A
CAMPFIRE ONE NIGHT OR SOMETHING
AND PLAY IT.
>> Ellen: BUT WHEN IS IT
COMING OUT?
BECO I DON'T KNOW.
I'M FEELING LIKE FALL.
I THINK IT'S A FALL RECORD.
>> Ellen: I CAN'T WAIT.
I LOVE YOUR MUSIC COMING AND
KNOW THAT.
EVERY SINGLE TIME I SENT HER
VIDEOS OF EVERY TIME ANY MUSIC
COMES ON I SEND IT TO HER ALL
THE TIME.
THE BOOK IS FANTASTIC.
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
EVEN THOUGH I KNEW SOME OF THESE
STORIES I KNOW WHEN HERE, I
LEARNED A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT
YOU.
IT'S AN INTERESTING BOOK IN YOUR
LIFE AND HOW YOU STARTED THAT
YOU ALMOST DIED EARLY ON.
JUST THERE ARE SOME INTERESTING
STORIES IN HERE.
IT'S CALLED "BROKEN HORSES"
AVAILABLE NOW.
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE IS
GETTING A COPY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND WE WILL BE BACK.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ >> Ellen: I WANT TO THANK
MARK WAHLBERG, AND
BRANDI CARLILE AND ALL OF YOU
FOR WATCHING.
HERE PERFORMING "LA DI DIE" WITH
A LITTLE HELP FROM TRAVIS BARK
TRAVIS BARKER.
PLEASE WELCOME NESSA BARRETT AND
JXDN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
♪ DOES IT RAIN IN CALIFORNIA? ♪
♪ ONLY DREAM I'VE EVER KNOWN ♪
♪ WILL THEY LOVE YOU WHEN YOU'RE
FAMOUS? ♪
♪ SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONE ♪
♪ HOPE SOMEDAY I'LL FIND
NIRVANA ♪
♪ I'LL BE LOOKING DOWN BELOW ♪
♪ I'LL BE DEAD AT TWENTY-SEVEN ♪
♪ ONLY NINE MORE YEARS TO GO ♪
♪ I GOT A BULLY IN MY HEAD ♪
♪ FAKE LOVE, FAKE FRIENDS ♪
♪ I WAS BROKEN WHEN YOU LEFT ♪
♪ NOW YOU HEAR ME EVERYWHERE YOU
GO ♪
♪ LA DA DI, OH LA DI DA ♪
♪ GONNA BE A SUPERSTAR ♪
♪ BE THE GIRL YOU USED TO KNOW ♪
♪ PLAYING ON THE RADIO ♪
♪ LA DA DI, OH LA DI DIE ♪
♪ LOVING ME IS SUICIDE ♪
♪ I'M A DREAMER, I'M ON FIRE ♪
♪ LA DA DI, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ♪
♪ OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH,
AH-AH-AH-AH ♪
♪ SAID I'M GONNA BE A ROCKSTAR,
YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪
♪ TOLD HER I DON'T WANT A WAR,
YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪
♪ I DON'T SEE ME GOING FAR, YEAH
YEAH YEAH ♪
♪ THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I
FALL APART ♪
♪ ALL OF ME WANTS ALL OF YOU ♪
♪ BUT I'M FAR AWAY AND I CAN'T
CHOOSE ♪
♪ GOT A LOTTA LESSONS THAT I
NEED TO LEARN ♪
♪ GOT A LOTTA LESSONS ♪
♪ MY DEPRESSION AND
MISCONCEPTIONS ♪
♪ AND ALL THE MISTAKES THAT LEAD
TO LESSONS ♪
♪ MY DEPRESSION, IT MAKES ME
QUESTION ♪
♪ MY DEPRESSION, IT MAKES ME
QUESTION ♪
♪ LA DA DI, OH LA DI DA ♪
♪ GONNA BE A SUPERSTAR ♪
♪ BE THE GIRL YOU USED TO KNOW ♪
♪ PLAYING ON THE RADIO ♪
♪ LA DA DI, OH LA DI DIE ♪
♪ LOVING ME IS SUICIDE ♪
♪ I'M A DREAMER, I'M ON FIRE ♪
♪ LA DA DI, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ♪
♪ DOES IT RAIN IN CALIFORNIA ♪
♪ WHERE THE ANGELS CRY FOR ME? ♪
♪ WANT THE DRUGS THAT TASTE LIKE
CANDY ♪
♪ AND BLOOD DIAMONDS IN MY
TEETH ♪
♪ AH ♪
♪ LA DA DI, OH LA DI DA ♪
♪ GONNA BE A SUPERSTAR ♪
♪ BE THE GIRL YOU USED TO KNOW ♪
♪ PLAYING ON THE RADIO ♪
♪ LA DA DI, OH LA DI DIE ♪
♪ LOVING ME IS SUICIDE ♪
♪ I'M A DREAMER, I'M ON FIRE ♪
♪ LA DA DI, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: ANYWAY... ♪