♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ♪
♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER
ALL ♪
♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪
♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪
♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE
CLOCK ♪
>> Announcer: HERE HE IS NOW,
ELLEN'S GUEST HOST, TWITCH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
♪ OH OH OH ♪
♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪
♪ OH OH OH ♪
♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪
♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> tWitch: WHAT'S GOING ON,
Y'ALL?
WELCOME TO THE "ELLEN" SHOW!
I WILL BE YOUR SUBSTITUTE HOST,
TWITCH.
AND JUST LIKE A SUBSTITUTE
TEACHER, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
SOME VIDEOS.
[LAUGHTER]
NOW I HAVE KIDS WHICH MAKES ME A
DAD.
I THINK THAT'S HOW THAT WORKS,
YEAH.
YOU HAVE KIDS AND YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF
THEIR MOUTHS OR GO INTO THEM.
THEY ARE STICKY, BUT SOMETIMES
THEY HAVE A PIECE OF PIZZA ON
THEIR FACE ALL DAY.
SOMETIMES THERE IS CRYING, AND
SOMETIMES THE KIDS CRY TOO.
[LAUGHTER]
BUT THEY ARE ADORABLE AND
HILARIOUS.
ALONG WITH CATS AND DOGS, KIDS
GIVE US THE BEST INTERNET
VIDEOS.
[LAUGHTER]
LIKE THIS ONE.
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M DOING GOOD, ARE YOU DOING
GOOD?
>> YES.
>> CAN YOU SING THE ABCs FOR
ME?
>> ♪ ABCD EFG HI JAY K
ELEMENTAL P ♪
♪ QRS TUV ♪
♪>> tWitch: HOW DO YOU MAKE
CRYING THE ABC IS SO CUTE, BY
THE WAY?
THIS NEXT KID IS INTO TWO
THINGS.
SUPERHEROES AND CRACKERS.
IT TURNS OUT THEY DON'T MIX AT
ALL.
♪ ♪
[LAUGHTER]
>> tWitch: [LAUGHS]
THAT'S ONE WAY TO STAY
GLUTEN-FREE.
[LAUGHTER]
AND I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT MY
SON MADDOX DOES NOT SEE THAT
VIDEO AT ANY TIME.
THIS NEXT ONE, THIS KID HAS AN
INTERESTING WAY OF SAYING
GOODBYE.
>> AND SAY HOPE WE CAN SEE YOU
SOON.
>> HOPE WE CAN SEE YOU SOON.
>> GOODBYE.
>> YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE.
>> tWitch: MASON!
DON'T PLAY.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE
BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
MAYBE HE MEANT YOU ARE ABOUT TO
DIE LAUGHING WHEN YOU SEE THIS
VIDEO.
I GOT YOU.
THIS NEXT KID HAS NOT REALLY
STARTED TALKING AT, BUT THAT
DOES NOT STOP HER FROM ARGUING.
WATCH THIS.
>> WERE YOU PLAYING IN DUKE FO
FOOD?
>> [SCREAMING]
>> YOU TOUCHED THE FOOD!
>> NO, I DID NOT TOUCH THE FOOD!
>> YOU DID TOUCH THE FOOD!
>> NO, --
[INTERESTING WASHABLE]
>> tWitch: [LAUGHS]
I KNOW SHE IS WRONG AND I AM
STILL ON HER SIDE.
NOW FINALLY I PERSONALLY THINK
THIS VIDEO IS PERFECT.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> PERFECT.
IT'S BECAUSE THEY PERFECT
PERFECT.
>> PERFECT.
>> SAY PERFECT PERFECT.
>> PERFECT.
>> [BLEEP] THAT.
>> WHAT?
[LAUGHTER]
>> [BLEEP] IT.
>> tWitch: YOU KNOW, I WAS NOT
GOING TO SHOW YOU THAT VIDEO,
AND THEN I SAID, PERFECT.
[LAUGHTER]
SO THAT'S ALL THE KIDS I HAVE TO
SHOW YOU TODAY, RIGHT NOW IT IS
TIME FOR A GROWN UP WITH SOME
SERIOUS, SERIOUS GROWN-UPS
SKILLS.
PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND CYRUS
"GLITCH" SPENCER.
♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HE IS SO GOOD.
♪ ♪
>> Ellen: |HEY! ♪ ♪
>> tWitch: TAKE IT DOWN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
GIVE IT UP FOR MY FRIEND CYRUS!
TO GIVE IT UP!
GIVE IT UP!
WE GO --
WE GO WAY BACK, MAN, HOW LONG
HAVE WE KNOWN EACH OTHER NOW?
>> EIGHT, NINE YEARS, SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
LIKE 2012.
>> tWitch: ABSOLUTELY.
IN THE YEARS HAVE BEEN
INCREDIBLE.
I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, BUT TO JUST
LIKE YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF MY
FAVORITE PEOPLE, NOT JUST ONE OF
MY FAVORITE DANCERS, BUT
FAVORITE PEOPLE.
I APPRECIATE IT, MAN.
>> I REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST MET,
YOU WERE AN ALL-STAR FOR ME AND
IT WAS CRAZY, BECAUSE I
LITERALLY HAD TO WATCH ALL OF
YOUR VIDEOS BECAUSE I WAS DOING
RESEARCH ON YOUR SHOW, AND I WAS
LIKE, WOW, WHO IS THIS GUY?
[LAUGHTER]
AND THEN YOU WERE MY ALL-STAR,
AND I WAS LIKE, DID I JUST WIN?
I WAS LIKE I JUST WON THE
EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME.
I GOT TO DANCE WITH THE AMAZING
TWITCH.
>> tWitch: THAT'S AMAZING, FUN
FACT, BOTH OF US GOT RUNNER UP
ON "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE,"
ACTUALLY.
RUNNER-UP CLUB, HERE WE ARE
AGAIN.
NICE TO SEE YOU, AND SEE WHAT
YOU ARE DOING.
I THOUGHT SINCE YOU ARE HERE WE
COULD PLAY A GAME TOGETHER.
DO YOU LIKE THE GAME CANDYMAN?
>> THE BOARD A GAME?
>> tWitch: YEAH, IT'S NOTHING
LIKE THAT.
WHAT WE WILL PLAY IS "ABSOLUTELY
OR ABSOLUTELY NOT."
>> ABSOLUTELY OR ABSOLUTELY NOT.
[LAUGHTER]
>> tWitch: ABSOLUTELY.
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS, THEY ARE
GOING TO PUT UP A NEWS HEADLINE
AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO
GUESS WHETHER IT IS ABSOLUTELY
TRUE OR ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE.
NOW WE HAVE THESE PADDLES HERE,
YOU HAVE YOUR PADDLE?
THESE ARE EXCLUSIVE RIGHT HERE.
SO THIS IS WHAT WE WILL DO.
WE WILL TALK IT OUT.
WHOEVER WINS GETS TO KEEP THE
PADDLES AND THEN YOU CAN
PROBABLY SELL THEM ON eBAY.
SO IT'S REALLY NICE.
LET'S SEE THE FIRST ONE.
OKAY, FLORIDA CLOSES PARK FOR
ANNUAL SNAKE ORGY.
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, YOU ARE
SAYING ABSOLUTELY?
WHY?
BECAUSE IT IS FLORIDA?
>> IT'S FLORIDA.
[LAUGHTER]
THAT'S ALL I GOT FOR YOU.
ABSOLUTELY IT'S FLORIDA.
>> tWitch: YEAH, I AM
COMMENCED.
ABSOLUTELY.
LET'S SEE IF IT IS ABSOLUTELY
TRUE.
YES, IT IS TRUE.
>> WOW.
IT IS FLORIDA.
>> tWitch: THE ANNUAL SNAKE --
YOU ARE REALLY SHOWING OUT.
HERE'S THE NEXT ONE, ARIZONA
WOMAN STEALS CAR BY HOT WIRING
IT WITH SEX TOY.
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS THAT I
LIKE ACTUALLY DON'T WANT TO ASK,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
LIKE WHAT TOY?
BUT WE ARE NOT GOING TO GO
THERE, BUT IT'S JUST LIKE THE
HOTWIRE OF THE CAR, YOU ARE
GOING ABSOLUTELY NOT?
>> IT'S HOT WIRING CAR IN
ARIZONA?
>> tWitch: YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NOT.
I WILL SAY ABSOLUTELY, SO ONE OF
US IS RIGHT.
LET'S SEE IF IT IS ABSOLUTELY
TRUE OR ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE.
[BUZZER]
YOU ARE ON A ROLL, I LIKE THAT.
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
OKAY, WOMAN HAS GENDER REVEAL
PARTY FOR HER BABY SHE HAVING
WITH A GHOST.
OKAY, ABSOLUTELY?
>> NO HESITATION.
>> tWitch: WHY?
WITH A GHOST?
>> OH, YEAH, SHE IS HAVING
CASPER.
>> tWitch: SHE IS HAVING
CASPER.
LAYING ON THE CASPER MATTRESS,
SHE INVITED CASPER THE FRIENDLY
GHOST, YOU'RE WELCOME.
LET'S SEE IF IT IS ABSOLUTELY
TRUE OR ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE.
IT IS NOT.
OKAY, FINALLY HERE IS THE LAST
ONE.
LET'S GO ONE MORE.
WOMAN CAUGHT MAKING LOVE IN
WAFFLE HOUSE PARKING LOT TRIED
TO WEAR A CHEESEBURGER AS A
SANDAL.
[LAUGHTER]
YOU ARE SAYING ABSOLUTELY,
BECAUSE IT IS WAFFLE HOUSE.
>> I'VE HAD THIS EXPERIENCE.
>> tWitch: THE CHEESE GRITS
ARE BOMB.
>> THEY MAKE YOU DELUSIONAL.
>> tWitch: SO YOU SAY
ABSOLUTELY, LET ME GO TO THE
AUDIENCE, WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK?
GIVE ME A THUMBS-UP OR THUMBS
DOWN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I'M GETTING A LOT OF THUMBS UP.
IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A WAFFLE HOUSE
THAT SAYING ALL OVER?
I WILL SAY ABSOLUTELY.
LET'S SEE IF IT IS ABSOLUTELY
TRUE OR ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE!
I WAS NOT KEEPING THE SCORE, SO
LET'S CALL IT A TIE.
[LAUGHTER]
AND HERE IS SOMETHING ELSE THAT
IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE, I HAVE
LOVED, LOVED HAVING YOU HERE
WITH ME, CYRUS.
I APPRECIATE YOU, MAN,
SERIOUSLY, DO YOU WANT TO TAKE
US TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK?
>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
>> tWitch: HEY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> tWitch: Y'ALL ARE LIKE MY
FAVORITE COUPLE ON THE SHOW.
>> OH, GOD.
[LAUGHTER]
>> MY MOM KEEPS ME HUMBLE,
BECAUSE I SAW THAT VIDEO AND I
DON'T SEE THE HYPE.
YOU ARE CUTE, BUT --
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> tWitch: OUR FIRST GUEST
PLAYS BETH PEARSON ON THE HIT
NBC SHOW "THIS IS US."
TAKE A LOOK.
>> ARE YOU FEELING OKAY ABOUT
TESS HAVING THEM OVER?
>> I AM FEELING OKAY!
I'M SOTOS CHILLING IN THE
FRIDGE, TWO DOZEN JALAPENO
PEPPERS LOCKED AND LOADED.
I JUST WANT THEM TO FEEL LIKE
THEY ARE TOTALLY WELCOME HERE.
>> YOU ARE PRACTICING ALEX'S
GENDER PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW,
AREN'T YOU?
>> YOU KNOW THAT TESS IS MEAN
WHEN YOU GET THOSE WRONG.
>> MIND NONBINARY PRONOUN USE IS
IMPECCABLE.
LOOKS LIKE THEY DRINK FOR
AL PACINO JUST LIKE ME.
>> tWitch: PLEASE WELCOME
SUSAN KELECHI WATSON!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE.
I'M SO EXCITED FOR TALKING TO
YOU.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WITH US
ON THE SHOW.
>> THIS IS MY FIRST TIME BEING
WITH YOU.
>> tWitch: I'VE BEEN REALLY
EXCITED TO TALK TO YOU, AND
THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I WANT
TO GET AT.
BUT I WATCH THE SHOW AND YOU ARE
A DANCER.
YOU HAVE BEEN A DANCER BEFORE,
RIGHT, BECAUSE THE EPISODE WE
HAVE IN STUDIO, YOU ARE A DANC
DANCER?
>> TRAINED FOR FOR A LOT OF MY
LIFE IN DANCE.
AND EVEN WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE.
I DECIDED I WOULD TAKE A FEW
DANCE CLASSES, BUT BY THE TIME I
GRADUATED I THOUGHT I WAS
MINORING IN ENGLISH.
THEY TOLD ME I TOOK SO MANY
DANCE CLASSES THAT I MINORED IN
DANCE AND I DID NOT KNOW.
SO I WAS LIKE AN ACTING MAJOR, A
DANCE MINOR, SO YOU HAVE TO MAKE
SOMETHING WORK, BUT I HAVE BEEN
DANCING FOR A LONG TIME.
I HAVE NOT DANCED IN A FEW YEARS
NOW, BUT IT WAS A MAIN PART OF
MY LIFE.
>> tWitch: WE ARE KIND OF
FORCED TO SPEND QUALITY TIME AT
HOME AND A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN TAKING UP HOBBIES DURING
QUARANTINE.
AND I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU HAVE
POSTED SOME OF YOUR RHYMES
ONLINE.
SO WHAT MOTIVATED YOU TO DO
THAT?
HAVE YOU BEEN INTO POETRY OR DID
YOU LIKE RAP BEFORE?
>> I USE TO RUN GROWING UP AND
PEOPLE WOULD SAY THAT I COULD DO
IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I
THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE JUST
BEING NICE, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE HARD ON
YOURSELF.
BUT I LOVE IT AND I AM A CHILD
OF THE HIP-HOP GENERATION.
SO I LOVE RAP AND I'VE ALWAYS
LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC.
THAT'S JUST A PART OF WHAT IT
WAS FOR ME GROWING UP, AND SO
LIKE WE WOULD HAVE EVERYTHING
ALWAYS TURNED INTO A CIPHER.
I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW WHAT
THAT IS, BUT YOU GATHER AROUND
IN A CIRCLE TO CIRCLE AND IT'S
LIKE A PASS ON MIKE'S SITUATION
AND YOU JUMP IN AND FLOW, SO I
REALIZED THAT I WAS ABLE TO
FLOW, AND FOR SOME REASON WITH
THE QUARANTINE I JUST GOT THE
FLOW BACK AND STARTED POSTING IT
ON INSTAGRAM AND YOU KNOW, JUST
KIND OF CLOSE YOUR EYES AND
SEND, AND THERE IT IS.
>> tWitch: WE ARE LOVING IT.
AND JUST TO SWITCH GEARS, YOU
RECENTLY POSTED ON INSTAGRAM
THAT YOU ARE SINGLE.
HAVE YOU BEEN SPENDING TIME ON
THE DATING APPS?
HOW HAS HAS THAT BEEN GOING?
>> I'M NOT GOOD AT THE DATING
APPS, TWITCH, I FEEL LIKE --
I'M GOING TO PUT IT ON THE MEN.
I'M NOT GOOD AT --
AND YOU SEE THAT PERSON IN
PERSON, AND THEY ARE GORGEOUS,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!
SO I DISCOVERED A LONG TIME AGO
THAT I AM NOT GOOD AT CHOOSING
FROM THE PICTURES.
AND IT NEEDS TO BE IN PERSON, SO
IT'S A LOT BETTER FOR ME NOW
THAT THE QUARANTINE IS SORT OF
LIFTED A LITTLE BIT, AND WE KNOW
HOW TO BE SAFE AND WE ARE
TESTING AND DOING ALL THE
THINGS, THAT'S THE WORLD.
>> tWitch: ABSOLUTELY.
LET'S TALK ABOUT "THIS IS US,"
WE LOVE YOU ON "THIS IS US."
I LOVE YOU AND STERLING AS THE
COUPLE.
Y'ALL ARE MY FAVORITE COUPLE ON
THE SHOW, HOW IS IT WORKING WITH
HIM?
>> OH, GOD.
[LAUGHTER]
>> tWitch: I ALSO WANT TO ASK
THIS, SORRY, LET ME REFORMULATE
THAT QUESTION, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY
FOR THOSE THAT WATCH THE SHOW
AND ARE A FAN OF STERLING, HE IS
INCREDIBLE, BUT BETH PROVIDES
SUCH A BALANCE FOR HIM, AND
GALLS CHEMISTRY ON SCREEN, SO
PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THAT.
WHAT IS THAT LIKE?
>> STERLING, YOU KNOW, HIS
ACTING SKILLS, YOU TRY TO PULL
HIM ALONG, YOU KNOW.
[LAUGHTER]
I MEAN, LISTEN, I AM BLESSED,
TRULY, I REALLY HAVE WHAT I KNOW
I WILL CONSIDER FOR THE REST OF
MY LIFE ONE OF THE BEST SCENE
PARTNERS TO HAVE, AND I KNOW
THAT AND AM FORTUNATE WITH
STERLING K. BROWN.
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I HAVE A
VERY DIFFERENT --
THAT'S MY PARTNER RIGHT THERE.
WE MAKE IT DO WHEN WE GET A
CHANCE TO AND WE ENJOYED BEING
WITH EACH OTHER.
WE WORK OFF OF EACH OTHER'S
ENERGY.
AND I COULD NOT ASK FOR SOMEBODY
WHO IS MORE DEDICATED AND IT
MEANS SOMETHING TO THEM TO BRING
SOMETHING TO THE TABLE EVERY
TIME.
I COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT HIM.
IT'S REAL.
SO YEAH, IT'S A JOY FOR ME TO
WORK WITH HIM.
EVEN ON THE DAYS WHEN IT IS
LIKE, HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO
THIS TO MAKE THIS WORK?
IT'S A JOY TO FIGURE IT OUT WITH
HIM.
>> tWitch: ABSOLUTELY, WE HAVE
TO GO TO BREAK NOW BUT I WANT TO
SAY THIS BEFORE WE GO TO BREAK.
FELICIA FOR SHOD BOTH PLAYS YOUR
MOM ON THE SHOW, TALK ABOUT A
LEGEND, JUST BEING SURROUNDED BY
LEGENDARY ACTORS, TALK ABOUT
THAT.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, SO MANY OF US
KNOW HER FROM "THE COSBY SHOW."
I KNOW HER AS A PERSONAL MENTOR
AND JUST SUCH A DYNAMIC ARTIST,
YOU KNOW, JUST AS AN ARTIST.
AND TO HAVE HER ON SET,
SOMETIMES I'M LIKE, IT GOES
THROUGH MY MIND AND I'M JUST
GOING TO BE HONEST, LIKE LET ME
MAKE SURE MY SKILLS ARE GOING
AND I'M DOING THIS RIGHT, YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AND YOUR HEAD IS LIKE LET ME
MAKE SURE THAT I AM NUANCED
TODAY.
AND SHE CAN SEE IF IT IS HONEST
OR NOT, SO IT'S AN AMAZING
THING, BECAUSE AS AN ACTOR I
ALWAYS FEEL LIKE YOU NEVER STOP
LEARNING.
SO TO HAVE SOMEBODY LIKE HER
ONSET TO BE ACTING WITH I'M ALSO
GETTING A CHANCE TO LEARN FROM.
AND ALSO VERY GOOD DEAR FRIEND
OF MINE.
SO IT'S BEEN PRETTY DOPE, THE
FACT THAT SHE WAS BEST MOM, THEY
CAST HER, NOBODY ASKED ME
ANYTHING AND THEY CAST HER AND
DID NOT KNOW WHAT OUR
RELATIONSHIP WAS.
THAT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT IT
WAS MEANT TO BE.
>> tWitch: WE LOVE TO SEE IT.
WE WILL TAKE A SHORT BREAK AND
WE WILL PLAY A GAME WHEN WE COME
BACK.
MORE WITH SUSAN WHEN WE COME
BACK.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> tWitch: UHH, TAP DANCING.
>> I GO TO SCHOOL IN SPANISH.
>> YOU DO?
>> YES, THAT IS
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> tWitch: WE ARE BACK WITH
TY CASH, WE BOTH LOVE TO DANCE,
SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN FOR
US TO PLAY A GAME WE ARE CALLING
NAME THAT DANCE.
♪ ♪
ALL RIGHTS, WE ARE EACH GOING TO
TAKE TURNS DOING WHATEVER COMES
UP ON THE SCREEN AND YOU HAVE TO
SAY WHAT DANCE YOU ARE DOING.
WE WILL EACH HAVE 45 SECONDS ON
THE CLOCK TO GET AS MANY AS WE
CAN AND WHOEVER GETS THE MOST
GUESSES CORRECTLY WINS.
LET'S GO.
♪ ♪
RUNNING MAN.
OKAY.
TAP DANCING.
>> YES.
>> tWitch: SINGLE LADIES!
OH, CANCAN.
OH, SPICY.
IT'S ALSO.
THAT'S THE FLAPPER.
THE FLAPPER.
>> THE CHARLES STAN, TWITCH.
>> tWitch: IT WAS THE
CHARLESTON.
YOU ARE RIGHT.
YOU DID AWESOME, THAT WAS GREAT
AND FANTASTIC.
>> THANK YOU.
>> tWitch: HERE WE GO.
♪ ♪
OKAY.
>> BALLET.
>> tWitch: WHAT?
>> LIKE IRISH JIG?
>> tWitch: YES.
>> THE ROBOT.
WEIGHT?
OH, THE WAVE, YES, BODY ROLL.
PASS.
>> tWitch: OKAY.
>> TWERK IT.
MACARENA.
>> tWitch: YES, YES, YES.
IT WAS BELLY DANCING IT WAS
BELLY DANCING.
>> YOU GOT A TICKET TO THE SIDE.
>> tWitch: YOU WRITE.
DID WE TIE?
>> THAT WAS A TIE.
>> tWitch: SUSAN, IT WAS SO
GREAT TO HAVE YOU ON, MUCH LOVE
AND LIGHT TO YOU.
MANY CONTINUED BLESSINGS.
SUCH A HUGE FAN.
>> THANK YOU, TWITCH, IT WAS SO
GOOD TO BE ON WITH YOU MAN.
KEEP ON DANCING!
>> tWitch: ABSOLUTELY.
"THIS IS US" AIRS TUESDAYS AT
9:00 ON NBC.
WE WILL BE BACK!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> I GO TO SCHOOL IN SPANISH.
>> YOU DO!
>> YES, MUCHA.
>> OH, SHABBAT SHALOM.
>> MY MOM KEEPS ME HUMBLE, I SAW
THE VIDEO, YOU CUTE, BUT I DON'T
KNOW.
>> tWitch: IT GOES REALLY GOOD
WITH THIS.
SO
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> tWitch: SARAH SILVERMAN IS
SMART, FUNNY, AND CURSES LIKE A
SAILOR.
WHY NOT HAVE HER TALK TO SOME
YOUNG INNOCENT KIDS.
OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THE
"ELLEN" PRODUCERS THOUGHT.
HERE'S HOW IT WENT DOWN.
♪ ♪
>> HELLO!
MY NAME IS SARAH, BUT YOU CAN
CALL ME MY LADY.
WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES AND WHAT CAN
I CALL YOU INSTEAD?
>> MY NAME IS OLIVIA AND YOU CAN
CALL ME PRINCESS OLIVIA.
>> I TOO AM A PRINCESS.
>> YOU ARE A PRINCESS?
>> OF COURSE, YEAH, YEAH, I LIKE
PEOPLE TO JUST TREAT ME NORMAL
SO THAT I JUST DRESS REGULAR.
YOU KNOW?
IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME IN
THERAPY?
I'M KIDDING.
I'M NOT GOING TO CHARGE YOU.
HOW IS YOUR 2020 SO FAR?
>> GOOD.
>> OH, CHILDREN.
SO NAIVE.
YOU ALL GOT TESTED BEFORE COMING
HERE, RIGHT?
>> I GOT TESTED FOUR TIMES.
>> FOR COOTIES?
>> NO, YOU GET COOTIES FROM
SQUIRRELS I GUESS.
>> THEY FIND NUTS FROM TREES.
>> YOU GUYS ARE GENIUSES.
>> WHEN I WAS SMALL I SAW THAT
IT HAD A NUT BEHIND THE TREE.
>> REALLY, AND WAS HE HOLDING
THE NUT?
OR SHE?
OR ARE THEY?
>> HOLDING THE NUT.
>> ARE ANY OF YOU GUYS IN ZOOM
SCHOOL?
>> YES.
>> ALL OF YOU, HOW'S IT GOING?
>> I GO TO SCHOOL IN SPANISH.
>> YOU DO?
>> YES, MUCHA.
>> OH, SHABBAT SHALOM.
HOW ARE YOUR PARENTS HANDLING
LOCKDOWN, DO THEY LIKE BEING
HOME WITH YOU?
>> YES.
>> ARE YOU DRIVING THEM CRAZY?
>> SOMETIMES.
>> YES, WE LIKE THAT.
ARE THEY DRIVING YOU CRAZY?
>> YEAH.
>> JONAH, HOW ARE THEY DRIVING
YOU CRAZY?
>> [INAUDIBLE]
>> JONAH, DO YOU WANT TO UNMUTE.
>> MY BROTHER WAS PLAYING --
I WAS PLAYING ALL DAY THE LAST
TIME.
>> ONE OF THE GREAT STORIES, YOU
SHOULD OWN THAT.
WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS LEARNED IN
ZOOM SCHOOL, AND WHEN YOU ARE
THERE, DO YOU WEAR PANTS?
>> I WEAR PANTS.
>> THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SINCE
MARCH I HAVE NOT WORN PAJAMAS.
IT'S CONSTRICTING.
>> MY TEACHERS NAME IS MRS. ...
SHE ALWAYS MAKES MY MOM LAUGH.
>> [LAUGHS]
THEY ARE PROBABLY LOVERS.
[LAUGHTER]
>> I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED KOBE,
AND HE IS STILL IN FIRST GRADE,
BUT A DIFFERENT TEACHER.
>> WOW.
WOW.
[LAUGHTER]
I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND, DO SOME
OF YOU GUYS HAVE DATING ADVICE
FOR ME?
>> GO OUT WITH HIM IN A REALLY
FANCY HOTEL AND GO SWIMMING.
>> GO TO A VERY FANCY HOTEL AND
OF COURSE YOU KNOW HOTELS ARE
FOR SWIMMING.
YES.
>> BY THE LITTLE FLOATY'S THAT
HOLD YOUR FOOD, ORDER PIZZA AND
THEN SWIM IN THE HOTEL POOL AND
THEN PUT THE PIZZA ON THE
FLOATY'S THAT YOU ORDERED.
>> YES, ROBERT, YOU HAVE GREAT
ADVICE FOR ME.
>> YOU HAVE SOMETIMES WHEN YOU
ARE IN THIS --
YOU HAVE TO WEAR YOUR MASK.
>> OKAY, LITTLE OFF TOPIC.
BUT THE TRUISM NONETHELESS.
YES, ROBERT?
>> WHEN MY DAD WATCHES MY GREEN
BEANS IT'S STILL WATERY.
WHEN HE DRIVES THEM.
[LAUGHTER]
>> YOU ARE SUCH A ROCK ON TOUR.
THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN I
EXPECTED, I'M GOING TO BE LATE
FOR DINNER, I'M GOING TO CALL MY
BOYFRIEND AND ONE OF YOU GUYS
WANT TO TELL HIM I'M GOING TO BE
LATE FOR DINNER?
>> I DO.
>> HELLO.
>> RORY, I HAVE THIS KID WANTS
TO LET YOU KNOW SOMETHING.
>> SHE'S GOING TO BE LATE FOR
DINNER!
>> WHY?
I WANT TO HAVE DINNER ON TIME?
>> I KNOW, I'M SORRY, I JUST --
THIS IS RUNNING LATE AND THIS IS
MY JOB, BUT ONE THING I WAS
THINKING IS MAYBE WE COULD GO TO
A FANCY HOTEL AND TO SWIM IN THE
POOL, AND ORDER PIZZA AND PUT IT
ON A FLOATY, AND THEN SWIM AND
EAT THE PIZZA FROM THE FLOATY.
>> THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST IDEAS
I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE
LIFE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> WELL, I GUESS I WILL SEE YOU
AROUND.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY, BYE.
>> BYE.
>> I LOVE YOU.
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> tWitch: WE'LL BE BACK.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>(VO)itch: LET'S GO! LIt's Yooopllllaaaitiimmeee!!!
Wow, Isabel and Lucas are incredible!
Look at those strong moves!
Yoplait Original. An excellent source of calcium.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> tWitch: I LOVE FOLLOWING
UP-AND-COMING YOUNG DANCERS ON
SOCIAL MEDIA, SO WHEN I SAW A
VIDEO OF MY NEXT GUEST
PERFORMING ON INSTAGRAM, I KNEW
I WANTED TO MEET THEM.
FROM THE BRONX, NEW YORK, PLEASE
WELCOME TY CASH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
HEY!
[LAUGHS]
WHAT'S GOING ON, BROTHER?
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
OH!
>> HEY, TWITCH!
>> tWitch: THANK YOU FOR
COMING FROM NEW YORK TO BE HERE
WITH ME.
>> IT HAS BEEN ONE OF MY DREAMS
TO BE ON THE "ELLEN" SHOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM HERE!
>> tWitch: WE CAN GIVE IT UP
FOR THAT, ABSOLUTELY!
I CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE VERY
PASSIONATE ABOUT DANCING AND YOU
HAVE A LOVE FOR IT.
HOW DID YOU GET INTO IT?
>> I WAS DANCING WHEN I WAS FOUR
YEARS OLD AND MY DAD AND MY
UNCLE "TIC AND TAC" STREET
LEGENDS, DANCERS TEACHING ME IN
WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK WHERE WE
PERFORM AT, AND WE LIKE TO SHOW
PEOPLE OUR TALENT IN WASHINGTON
SQUARE PARK.
>> tWitch: JUST A SIDE NOTE,
THEY ARE LEGIT STREET LEGENDS.
I LOVE THOSE GUYS, AND THAT'S
AMAZING.
SO HERE'S THE QUESTION, HAVE YOU
BEEN ABLE TO PERFORM DURING THE
PANDEMIC?
>> I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO
PERFORM DURING THE PANDEMIC
BECAUSE PARKS ARE CLOSED AND
PLACES ARE CLOSED, BUT WE WERE
PERFORMING IN THE HOUSE AND I
LOVED IT.
BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK TO
WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK.
I LOVE HOW THEY TREAT US WITH
LOVE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK.
>> tWitch: I'M SURE THAT THEY
ENJOY BEING AROUND YOUR ENERGY
RIGHT NOW LIKE I AM ENJOYING IT
RIGHT NOW.
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR
DANCE STYLE?
>> I WOULD DESCRIBE MY DANCE
STYLE AS HARLEM SHAKE, HIP-HOP,
LIGHT FEET, BUT A MIXTURE,
JOYFUL.
BECAUSE I AM HAPPY I'M DANCING.
>> tWitch: ABSOLUTELY, AND YOU
HAVE SUCH A BRIGHT FUTURE.
WHAT ARE YOU WORKING TOWARDS
RIGHT NOW?
>> RIGHT NOW I'M WORKING TOWARDS
BEING A PROFESSIONAL DANCER
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO
WHEN I GIVE TO LET MATT GROW UP.
YOU INSPIRE ME SO MUCH.
I WATCH ALL OF THE DANCING
VIDEOS.
I WOULD WANT TO EXPAND MY
SOCIAL MEDIA, MY TIKTOK, MY
YOUTUBE, MY INSTAGRAM AND JUST
SHOW PEOPLE THAT --
YOU CAN BRING OUT YOUR TALENT.
THERE SO MANY WAYS YOU CAN BRING
OUT YOUR TALENTS AND SHOW THE
WHOLE WORLD THAT YOU HAVE TALE
TALENT.
>> tWitch: I LOVE IT.
YOU HAVE THE MOVES IN THE STYLE
AND THE SWAG, BUT WHAT I LOVE
TOO IS THAT YOU HAVE SUCH AN
INCREDIBLE HEAD ON YOUR
SHOULDERS.
EVEN JUST LISTENING TO YOU TALK
ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU ARE A YOUNG
KING.
I LOVE THAT.
>> THANK YOU!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM HERE ON
"ELLEN"!
>> tWitch: I WOULD LOVE TO SEE
YOU DANCE.
WHAT ARE YOU PERFORMING TODAY?
>> THIS IS SOME ORIGINAL
CHOREOGRAPHY TO "IT TAKES TWO."
>> tWitch: I READY FOR THIS?
I LOVE IT.
LET'S GO!
>> LET'S GO!
>> tWitch: LLAMA!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> tWitch: LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
♪ ♪ >> tWitch: MAKE SOME NOISE FOR MY MAN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
MAKE SOME NOISE!
I LOVE THAT!
THE ENERGY IS INCREDIBLE!
THE VIBE IS IMMACULATE.
I LOVE IT.
I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO POST
MORE DANCE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE,
WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR YOUTUBE
CHANNEL?
>> TY CASH LIFE.
>> tWitch: DROP A FOLLOW, AND
SINCE YOU ARE POSTING MORE
CONTENT, I WANTED TO GET YOU
SOMETHING.
CHECK THIS OUT.
>> OH, MY GOSH!
LOOK AT ELLEN!
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OH, MY GOD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
>> tWitch: ABSOLUTELY, MAN.
>> OFFICIAL YOUTUBE, NO WAY.
>> tWitch: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR BEING HERE, THIS IS TY!
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK, Y'ALL!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> THANK YOU!
>> tWitch: ABSOLUTELY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> MY MOM KEEPS ME HUMBLE,
BECAUSE SHE IS LIKE I SAW THE
VIDEO AND I DON'T SEE THE HYPE.
YOU'RE CUTE, BUT IT'S NOTHING.
>> tWitch: IT WOULD LOOK
REALLY GOOD WITH THIS.
SO SHUTTERFLY...
♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> tWitch: ALL RIGHT, THERE IS
A MATH TEACHER IN ATLANTA,
GEORGIA NAMED MANNY ROBINSON WHO
IS TEACHER BAIT BY MILLIONS OF
PEOPLE ONLINE.
WE FOUND OUT HE IS ALSO
GENUINELY CHANGING THE LIVES OF
HIS STUDENTS, WELL, WE CANNOT
WAIT TO SHARE HIS STORY WITH THE
ALL.
HE THINKS HE IS GOING TO BE IN A
VIRTUAL AUDIENCE, BUT WE ARE
GOING TO SURPRISE HIM INSTEAD.
LET'S GO.
HEY, MANNING, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> tWitch: SURPRISE!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> tWitch: I'M GREAT, HOW ARE
YOU, MAN?
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> tWitch: I KNOW THAT YOU
THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE IN
THE VIRTUAL AUDIENCE, BUT YOU
ARE ACTUALLY ON THE SHOW.
YOU ARE MY NEXT GUEST, GIVE IT
UP FOR MANNY!
LET'S GO!
>> THIS IS A BLESSING, THIS IS
AMAZING.
>> tWitch: JUST THE RUNDOWN,
YOU ARE A SIXTH GRADE MATH
TEACHER AND YOU ARE GOING VIRAL
FOR A VIDEO OF YOU TEACHING, SO
WHAT MADE YOU RECORD AND POST
THIS VIDEO?
>> THE FIRST REASON WHY I
RECORDED IT IS BECAUSE I LOVE MY
BABIES.
I LOVE TEACHING THEM AND MY
PARENTS NEVER REALLY GOT TO SEE
ME TEACH MY KIDS.
AND SO IS LIKE LET ME JUST GO
LIVE ON INSTAGRAM REALLY QUICK
AND LET MY PARENTS SEE IT, BUT
THEN I SAW THE PRAISE IT WAS
GETTING ON INSTAGRAM AND HOW
MANY PEOPLE WERE LIKING IT, SO I
PUT IT ON TWITTER JUST TO SHOW
THAT REPRESENTATION, ONLY 2% OF
BLACK MALES OR TEACHERS IN THIS
COUNTRY AND WE HAVE MILLIONS OF
TEACHERS IT'S THE LARGEST UNION
IN THE WORLD, BUT WE ONLY MAKE
2%.
SO I WANTED TO SHOW TWITTER AND
THE REST OF THE WORLD THAT BLACK
MEN ARE TEACHING AND WE ARE ALL
FACETS.
>> tWitch: ABSOLUTELY, MAN,
AND IT HIT.
IT HAS BEEN VIEWED OVER
2 MILLION TIMES AND LIKE WHY DO
YOU THINK IT WENT SO VIRAL?
>> I THINK THE REASON WOULD BE
THE GENUINE CONNECTION THAT I
MADE WITH MY BABIES.
PEOPLE GOT TO SEE ME REALLY
TRULY CARE AND THAT I HAVE MY
TEAM AND MY FAMILY, MY KIDS, MY
BABIES, MY STUDENTS.
AND THE SECOND REASON I THINK
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT FIND ME A
LITTLE BIT ATTRACTIVE, SO THAT
HELPED PUSH OF THE VIDEO AS
WELL.
>> tWitch: [LAUGHS]
THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE IN THE
AUDIENCE RIGHT NOW WHEN YOU JUST
SAID THAT, THEY WERE LIKE YES!
HE IS!
AND I GOT TO BE STRAIGHT UP, I
DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE A
TEACHER THAT LOOKED LIKE YOU AT
ANY POINT IN TIME AND MY AT ALL.
YOU HAVE BEEN DUBBED TEACHER
BAIT ONLINE, DID YOU EXPECT THIS
RESPONSE ARE NO?
>> NO, SIR, I DEFINITELY DID NOT
EXPECT IT.
MY MOM KEEPS ME HUMBLE COME
BECAUSE SHE WAS LIKE I SAW THE
VIDEO AND I DON'T SEE THE HYPE,
YOU'RE CUTE, BUT MY STUDENTS ARE
LIKE, YOU'RE STILL LAME.
[LAUGHTER]
BUT I DID NOT EXPECT THE VIDEO
TO DO WHAT IT DID.
BUT I'M DEFINITELY BLESSED AND
EXCITED AND ELATED AND I GET TO
SIT HERE WITH MY HERO, TWITCH.
I REMEMBER WATCHING YOU IN
NINTH GRADE ON "SO YOU THINK YOU
CAN DANCE" AND SEEING A BLACK
MAN DO CONTEMPORARY DANCE THAT
CAME FROM HIP-HOP, JUST BEING
ABLE TO SIT HERE WITH YOU AS A
FULL CIRCLE MOMENT.
SO I FEEL BLESSED THAT THIS HAS
DONE IT.
>> tWitch: I APPRECIATE THE
WORDS AND THIS IS INCREDIBLE
JUST, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
MAN, YOU ARE GETTING NATIONAL
RECOGNITION RIGHT NOW FOR DOING
SOMETHING THAT YOU LOVE AND ALSO
REPRESENTING AND SHOWING PEOPLE
THAT WE ARE MULTIFACETED AND NOT
A MONOLITH.
SO I APPRECIATE YOU.
I RESPECT YOU AND SEND THAT
SENTIMENT RIGHT BACK TO YOU.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> tWitch: LET ME DIAL IT
BACK.
SO YOUR STUDENTS SAID YOU ARE
STILL LAME.
ARE ANY OF THEM HYPE TO THAT YOU
WENT VIRAL?
WHAT'S THE DEAL?
>> YOU KNOW IT IS FUNNY?
MY KIDS ARE NOT HYPE, THEY ARE
LIKE HE IS BLOWING UP BY NOW.
YOU ARE STILL THE DOLLAR GENERAL
DRINK.
MY KIDS KEEP ME VERY HUMBLE.
IF NOBODY ELSE IS GOING TO DO
IT, THEY WILL KEEP ME HUMBLE.
THEY WILL LET ME KNOW THAT I
STILL CAN'T DANCE.
I STILL CAN'T SING.
AND I AM STILL LAME.
BUT THEY GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY
WHO HAS SAT DOWN WITH AN OUT
TWITCH ON THE "ELLEN" SHOW, THIS
WILL MAKE THEM ELATED.
I CAN'T BE LAME NOW.
>> tWitch: YOU PICK UP AND
CALL YOUR STUDENTS BABIES, WHY
IS THAT?
>> BECAUSE THAT'S REALLY WHAT
THEY ARE TO ME.
THEY ARE MY BABIES.
THEY ARE MY FAMILY.
THEY ARE MY CHILDREN IN THAT
MOMENT.
AND I AM THERE TO PROTECT THEM
AND GIVE THEM EXACTLY WHAT THEY
NEED, JUST LIKE A PARENT, I FEEL
THE SAME WAY WHEN THEY ARE IN MY
CUSTODY AND CARE AND WHEN I HAVE
THEM FOR THAT 60 MINUTES IN THAT
CLASSROOM.
THAT'S WHY I TAKE WHAT I DO SO
SERIOUSLY AND WHY THEY WILL
FOREVER BE MY BABIES.
>> tWitch: I WANT EVERYBODY TO
KNOW JUST HOW INCREDIBLE YOU A
ARE, SO HERE ARE SOME OF THE
AMAZING THINGS YOU DO FOR YOUR
STUDENTS.
YOU CONSTANTLY GO OUT OF POCKET
TO BUY YOUR STUDENTS EVERYTHING
FROM FOOD, CLOTHES, SHOES, TO
SCHOOL SUPPLIES.
YOU VISIT THEIR HOMES TO CHECK
IN AND BRING THEM WHATEVER THEY
NEED.
YOU SHOW UP TO SPORTING EVENTS,
BIRTHDAY PARTIES, AND ACT AS
FAMILY.
TO EVEN HIGHER BARBERS TO CUT
YOUR STUDENTS HAIR WHEN THEY
NEED A FRESH CUT, MAN.
CAN WE PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR H
HIM!
SERIOUSLY, MAN!
THAT IS SO MUCH LOVE AND WE
APPRECIATE IT.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A SHORT BREAK,
BUT WE WILL HAVE MORE WITH MANNY
RIGHT AFTER THIS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> tWitch: WE ARE BACK WITH
TEACHER MANNY ROBINSON, A.K.A.
TEACHER BAIT.
TO SOME STUDENTS ARE IN THE
CLASSROOM AND SOME OVER ZOOM AND
THAT HAS TO BE CHALLENGING,
RIGHT?
>> DEFINITELY A CHALLENGE, BUT I
HAVE TO KEEP THEM GOING AND
EXCITED ABOUT GETTING ON EVERY
MORNING, BUT IT IS A CHALLENGE
KEEPING THEM ENGAGED.
>> tWitch: I UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU DANCE FOR THEM, HOW'S THAT
GOING?
>> LISTEN, TIKTOK KEEPS ME IN
TUNE, AND SHAPE, AND UP TO BEAT.
I DON'T HAVE TIKTOK, BUT THEY
UPLOAD TO YOUTUBE.
SO I'M LEARNING WHAT IT CAN AND
WITH THE KIDS, THEY KNOW I CAN'T
DANCE AND THEY STILL SAY I CAN'T
DANCE, BUT IT KEEPS THEM ENGAGED
FOR THE NEXT FIVE, 10 MINUTES.
>> tWitch: I WILL TEACH YOU
SOME MOVES!
CAN WE PLAY SOME MUSIC, I WILL
TEACH YOU SOME MOVES.
YOU CAN JUST BOUNCE, GIVE ME
THIS LITTLE BOUNCE RIGHT HERE.
OH, YEAH, WE ARE GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
AT THE OTHER SIDE FOR ME.
HIT ME WITH THE --
GIVE ME SOME MILLIE ROCK.
ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT, THERE'S
SOMETHING MISSING REALLY QUICK.
I THINK WE NEED A PROP ACTUALLY.
GIVE ME ONE SECOND, THIS WILL BE
A LOT BETTER WITH THE PROP.
IT WOULD LOOK REALLY GOOD WITH
THIS.
SO SHUTTERFLY SHUTTERFLY LOVES
HELPING AMAZING PEOPLE LIKE YOU,
SO THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU
$10,000.
>> OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU SO
MUCH.
>> tWitch: THANK YOU, MAN,
KEEP SPREADING THAT LOVE, I WANT
TO THANK CYRUS,
SUSAN KELECHI WATSON, AND MY
FRIE
.
ELLEN FOR LETTING ME HOST AGAIN.
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND, SPREAD THE LOVE, GOODBYE, Y'ALL!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
♪ OH OH OH ♪
♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR ♪
♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER
ALL ♪
♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪
♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪
♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE
CLOCK ♪
♪ OH OH OH ♪
>> Ellen: ANYWAY...