1 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,505 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ♪ 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,072 ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER 3 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:07,272 WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER ALL ♪ 4 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:08,374 ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER ALL ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY'S SO FAR AWAY ♪ 5 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:09,041 ALL ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY'S SO FAR AWAY ♪ ♪ THIS TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ 6 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:09,608 ♪ YESTERDAY'S SO FAR AWAY ♪ ♪ THIS TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE 7 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:12,211 ♪ THIS TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE CLOCK ♪ 8 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:12,845 ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE CLOCK ♪ >> Announcer: HERE SHE IS NOW, 9 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:14,179 CLOCK ♪ >> Announcer: HERE SHE IS NOW, ELLEN DeGENERES. 10 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,314 >> Announcer: HERE SHE IS NOW, ELLEN DeGENERES. ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 11 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:16,915 ELLEN DeGENERES. ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ 12 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:18,484 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 13 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:21,353 ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ 14 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:21,587 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ NO ♪ 15 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:24,156 ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ NO ♪ ♪ NO NO NO ♪ 16 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:28,994 ♪ NO ♪ ♪ NO NO NO ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 17 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:35,868 ♪ NO NO NO ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 18 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:41,106 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: THANK YOU! 19 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:42,975 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH, I FEEL IT, I 20 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:44,543 >> Ellen: THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH, I FEEL IT, I GIVE IT ALL BACK TO YOU. 21 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,078 THANK YOU SO MUCH, I FEEL IT, I GIVE IT ALL BACK TO YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH, EVERYBODY. 22 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,012 GIVE IT ALL BACK TO YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME SEE 23 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:49,314 THANK YOU SO MUCH, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME SEE YOUR HOMES AND YOUR ROOMS AND 24 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:50,115 THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME SEE YOUR HOMES AND YOUR ROOMS AND WHATEVER YOU ARE. 25 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:50,883 YOUR HOMES AND YOUR ROOMS AND WHATEVER YOU ARE. I APPRECIATE IT. 26 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:52,384 WHATEVER YOU ARE. I APPRECIATE IT. I LIKE TO SEE WHERE YOU CHOOSE 27 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,286 I APPRECIATE IT. I LIKE TO SEE WHERE YOU CHOOSE TO SIT TO WATCH ME. 28 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:54,553 I LIKE TO SEE WHERE YOU CHOOSE TO SIT TO WATCH ME. [LAUGHTER] 29 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,487 TO SIT TO WATCH ME. [LAUGHTER] IT INTERESTING. 30 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:56,555 [LAUGHTER] IT INTERESTING. I LIKE IT VERY MUCH. 31 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,892 IT INTERESTING. I LIKE IT VERY MUCH. ANYWAY, OUR AUDIENCE IS STILL 32 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,760 I LIKE IT VERY MUCH. ANYWAY, OUR AUDIENCE IS STILL VIRTUAL, OBVIOUSLY, BUT YOUR 33 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,128 ANYWAY, OUR AUDIENCE IS STILL VIRTUAL, OBVIOUSLY, BUT YOUR DRINKS LOOK VERY, VERY REAL. 34 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:04,997 VIRTUAL, OBVIOUSLY, BUT YOUR DRINKS LOOK VERY, VERY REAL. I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU SIT AWAY. 35 00:01:04,999 --> 00:01:06,231 DRINKS LOOK VERY, VERY REAL. I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU SIT AWAY. SIT, SIT. 36 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:09,902 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU SIT AWAY. SIT, SIT. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE HAVE 37 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:10,903 SIT, SIT. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE HAVE EVERYONE BACK IN THE STUDIO 38 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:13,539 I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE HAVE EVERYONE BACK IN THE STUDIO DANCING AND SINGING AND HOOKING 39 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:15,841 EVERYONE BACK IN THE STUDIO DANCING AND SINGING AND HOOKING UP, THE STUFF WE USED TO DO 40 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:16,508 DANCING AND SINGING AND HOOKING UP, THE STUFF WE USED TO DO HERE. 41 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,243 UP, THE STUFF WE USED TO DO HERE. FEELING HOPEFUL, THINGS ARE 42 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,445 HERE. FEELING HOPEFUL, THINGS ARE STARTING TO REOPEN. 43 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:20,746 FEELING HOPEFUL, THINGS ARE STARTING TO REOPEN. LOS ANGELES HAS BEEN DOWNGRADED 44 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:21,814 STARTING TO REOPEN. LOS ANGELES HAS BEEN DOWNGRADED TO THE ORANGE TEAR. 45 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:22,714 LOS ANGELES HAS BEEN DOWNGRADED TO THE ORANGE TEAR. I THINK THAT MEANS COVID CASES 46 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,650 TO THE ORANGE TEAR. I THINK THAT MEANS COVID CASES ARE DOWN. 47 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,585 I THINK THAT MEANS COVID CASES ARE DOWN. OR IT MEANS WE CAN ONLY PARK AT 48 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,021 ARE DOWN. OR IT MEANS WE CAN ONLY PARK AT THE CURB FOR 15 MINUTES, I'M NOT 49 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:30,222 OR IT MEANS WE CAN ONLY PARK AT THE CURB FOR 15 MINUTES, I'M NOT SURE. 50 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:30,823 THE CURB FOR 15 MINUTES, I'M NOT SURE. MOVIE THEATERS ARE OPENING UP 51 00:01:30,825 --> 00:01:32,124 SURE. MOVIE THEATERS ARE OPENING UP BACK AGAIN. 52 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:34,259 MOVIE THEATERS ARE OPENING UP BACK AGAIN. YOU HAVE TO WEAR A MASK, THOUGH, 53 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,562 BACK AGAIN. YOU HAVE TO WEAR A MASK, THOUGH, AND PANTS. 54 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:37,262 YOU HAVE TO WEAR A MASK, THOUGH, AND PANTS. [LAUGHTER] 55 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:40,466 AND PANTS. [LAUGHTER] THE MASK MAKES IT HARD TO SMOKE. 56 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:41,433 [LAUGHTER] THE MASK MAKES IT HARD TO SMOKE. [LAUGHTER] 57 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,868 THE MASK MAKES IT HARD TO SMOKE. [LAUGHTER] OH, I'M BEING TOLD YOU CAN'T 58 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:44,069 [LAUGHTER] OH, I'M BEING TOLD YOU CAN'T SMOKE IN THERE, ANYWAY. 59 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:46,905 OH, I'M BEING TOLD YOU CAN'T SMOKE IN THERE, ANYWAY. WHEN DID THAT STOP? 60 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:49,308 SMOKE IN THERE, ANYWAY. WHEN DID THAT STOP? >> A LONG TIME AGO. 61 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,409 WHEN DID THAT STOP? >> A LONG TIME AGO. >> Ellen: WATER PARKS ARE 62 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,276 >> A LONG TIME AGO. >> Ellen: WATER PARKS ARE REOPENING. 63 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,711 >> Ellen: WATER PARKS ARE REOPENING. I DON'T KNOW WHY I. 64 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:52,978 REOPENING. I DON'T KNOW WHY I. [LAUGHTER] 65 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:53,679 I DON'T KNOW WHY I. [LAUGHTER] REMEMBER WATER PARKS? 66 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,581 [LAUGHTER] REMEMBER WATER PARKS? THAT'S WHERE YOU USED TO CATCH 67 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,983 REMEMBER WATER PARKS? THAT'S WHERE YOU USED TO CATCH THE DISEASES BEFORE THE 68 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:00,719 THAT'S WHERE YOU USED TO CATCH THE DISEASES BEFORE THE CORONAVIRUS. 69 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,054 THE DISEASES BEFORE THE CORONAVIRUS. DEFINITELY SOME THINGS WE WILL 70 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:04,623 CORONAVIRUS. DEFINITELY SOME THINGS WE WILL NEVER GO BACK TO. 71 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:04,957 DEFINITELY SOME THINGS WE WILL NEVER GO BACK TO. SHAKING HANDS. 72 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,658 NEVER GO BACK TO. SHAKING HANDS. GOING INTO BALL PITS. 73 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:07,759 SHAKING HANDS. GOING INTO BALL PITS. [LAUGHTER] 74 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,828 GOING INTO BALL PITS. [LAUGHTER] I THINK OF THE FUND THAT PORTIA 75 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:11,830 [LAUGHTER] I THINK OF THE FUND THAT PORTIA AND I HAD IN THOSE BALL PITS. 76 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:12,097 I THINK OF THE FUND THAT PORTIA AND I HAD IN THOSE BALL PITS. [LAUGHTER] 77 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:15,300 AND I HAD IN THOSE BALL PITS. [LAUGHTER] C'EST LA VIE. 78 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,368 [LAUGHTER] C'EST LA VIE. I'M EXCITED FOR THINGS TO GO 79 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,070 C'EST LA VIE. I'M EXCITED FOR THINGS TO GO BACK TO SOME KIND OF NORMAL. 80 00:02:18,072 --> 00:02:19,304 I'M EXCITED FOR THINGS TO GO BACK TO SOME KIND OF NORMAL. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN 81 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,507 BACK TO SOME KIND OF NORMAL. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO BE AROUND EACH OTHER 82 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:21,707 WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO BE AROUND EACH OTHER AGAIN. 83 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:22,741 HOW TO BE AROUND EACH OTHER AGAIN. THAT'S GOING TO BE STRANGE. 84 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,710 AGAIN. THAT'S GOING TO BE STRANGE. IT'S NOT EASY TO GET OUT OF 85 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:26,145 THAT'S GOING TO BE STRANGE. IT'S NOT EASY TO GET OUT OF CONVERSATIONS IN PERSON. 86 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:27,112 IT'S NOT EASY TO GET OUT OF CONVERSATIONS IN PERSON. [LAUGHTER] 87 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:28,213 CONVERSATIONS IN PERSON. [LAUGHTER] YOU CAN'T MUTE PEOPLE. 88 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,615 [LAUGHTER] YOU CAN'T MUTE PEOPLE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND YOUR WI-FI IS 89 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:29,815 YOU CAN'T MUTE PEOPLE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND YOUR WI-FI IS DOWN. 90 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:33,252 YOU CAN'T PRETEND YOUR WI-FI IS DOWN. I GUESS YOU COULD FREEZE. 91 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:35,754 DOWN. I GUESS YOU COULD FREEZE. AND I -- 92 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:39,258 I GUESS YOU COULD FREEZE. AND I -- [LAUGHTER] 93 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,460 AND I -- [LAUGHTER] THAT WOULD MAKE THEM WALK AWAY. 94 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,795 [LAUGHTER] THAT WOULD MAKE THEM WALK AWAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING. 95 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:44,062 THAT WOULD MAKE THEM WALK AWAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING. [LAUGHTER] 96 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:45,764 I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING. [LAUGHTER] WE ARE ALSO GOING TO HAVE TO GET 97 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:46,798 [LAUGHTER] WE ARE ALSO GOING TO HAVE TO GET USED TO SEEING A WHOLE LOT MORE 98 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,901 WE ARE ALSO GOING TO HAVE TO GET USED TO SEEING A WHOLE LOT MORE OF PEOPLE, LIKE THEIR WHOLE 99 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:50,502 USED TO SEEING A WHOLE LOT MORE OF PEOPLE, LIKE THEIR WHOLE BODIES, NOT JUST THE TORSO UP. 100 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,904 OF PEOPLE, LIKE THEIR WHOLE BODIES, NOT JUST THE TORSO UP. WE ARE GOING TO SEE PEOPLE'S 101 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:53,005 BODIES, NOT JUST THE TORSO UP. WE ARE GOING TO SEE PEOPLE'S FEET AGAIN, AND THEIR ANKLES, 102 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,641 WE ARE GOING TO SEE PEOPLE'S FEET AGAIN, AND THEIR ANKLES, AND THEIR KNEES. 103 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:56,308 FEET AGAIN, AND THEIR ANKLES, AND THEIR KNEES. I FORGOT ABOUT THE NEEDS. 104 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,944 AND THEIR KNEES. I FORGOT ABOUT THE NEEDS. THE KNEES ARE LIKE THE ELBOWS OF 105 00:02:58,946 --> 00:02:59,211 I FORGOT ABOUT THE NEEDS. THE KNEES ARE LIKE THE ELBOWS OF THE LEGS. 106 00:02:59,213 --> 00:02:59,478 THE KNEES ARE LIKE THE ELBOWS OF THE LEGS. [LAUGHTER] 107 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,280 THE LEGS. [LAUGHTER] THINK ABOUT IT. 108 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,681 [LAUGHTER] THINK ABOUT IT. WE ARE ALSO GOING TO SEE 109 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,448 THINK ABOUT IT. WE ARE ALSO GOING TO SEE PEOPLE'S TEETH AGAIN, THEY ARE 110 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,083 WE ARE ALSO GOING TO SEE PEOPLE'S TEETH AGAIN, THEY ARE GOING TO SEE OUR TEETH. 111 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,785 PEOPLE'S TEETH AGAIN, THEY ARE GOING TO SEE OUR TEETH. YOU KNOW, THIS WAS THE TIME TO 112 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:07,653 GOING TO SEE OUR TEETH. YOU KNOW, THIS WAS THE TIME TO GET BRACES, WHEN YOU HAD THIS 113 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:10,422 YOU KNOW, THIS WAS THE TIME TO GET BRACES, WHEN YOU HAD THIS YEAR, OR A NOSE RING, OR A LOWER 114 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:12,090 GET BRACES, WHEN YOU HAD THIS YEAR, OR A NOSE RING, OR A LOWER FACE TATTOO. 115 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:12,357 YEAR, OR A NOSE RING, OR A LOWER FACE TATTOO. [LAUGHTER] 116 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,059 FACE TATTOO. [LAUGHTER] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD BE. 117 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,628 [LAUGHTER] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD BE. WHAT WOULD YOU PUT ON YOUR LOWER 118 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:16,828 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD BE. WHAT WOULD YOU PUT ON YOUR LOWER FACE? 119 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:17,095 WHAT WOULD YOU PUT ON YOUR LOWER FACE? [LAUGHTER] 120 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:19,431 FACE? [LAUGHTER] CHIN HAIR? 121 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:20,532 [LAUGHTER] CHIN HAIR? LET ME QUICKLY TOUCH ON SOME 122 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,067 CHIN HAIR? LET ME QUICKLY TOUCH ON SOME THINGS THAT WE WILL NEVER, EVER 123 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,269 LET ME QUICKLY TOUCH ON SOME THINGS THAT WE WILL NEVER, EVER DO AGAIN BECAUSE OF THIS PAST 124 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:24,670 THINGS THAT WE WILL NEVER, EVER DO AGAIN BECAUSE OF THIS PAST YEAR. 125 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:25,871 DO AGAIN BECAUSE OF THIS PAST YEAR. BAKING BREAD. 126 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:26,638 YEAR. BAKING BREAD. NO MORE BAKING BREAD. 127 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,840 BAKING BREAD. NO MORE BAKING BREAD. IT IS OVER. 128 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:29,408 NO MORE BAKING BREAD. IT IS OVER. PUZZLES ARE DONE. 129 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:29,675 IT IS OVER. PUZZLES ARE DONE. KNITTING. 130 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,877 PUZZLES ARE DONE. KNITTING. LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE OR 131 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,011 KNITTING. LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE OR LEARNING A NEW ENTRAINMENT. 132 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:36,048 LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE OR LEARNING A NEW ENTRAINMENT. IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT THIS YE 133 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:37,015 LEARNING A NEW ENTRAINMENT. IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT THIS YE YEAR, THE SHIP HAS SAILED. 134 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:38,584 IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT THIS YE YEAR, THE SHIP HAS SAILED. THIS IS THE TIME. 135 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:41,320 YEAR, THE SHIP HAS SAILED. THIS IS THE TIME. THERE IS A LIGHT AT THE END OF 136 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:41,753 THIS IS THE TIME. THERE IS A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE CORONA TUNNEL. 137 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:42,421 THERE IS A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE CORONA TUNNEL. SOON WE WILL BE ABLE TO HANG OUT 138 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:45,424 THE CORONA TUNNEL. SOON WE WILL BE ABLE TO HANG OUT AND MAK WITH FRIENDS AGAIN. 139 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:47,826 SOON WE WILL BE ABLE TO HANG OUT AND MAK WITH FRIENDS AGAIN. OUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS GOING TO 140 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:50,762 AND MAK WITH FRIENDS AGAIN. OUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS GOING TO BE GETTING OUT OF THOSE PLANS. 141 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:51,263 OUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS GOING TO BE GETTING OUT OF THOSE PLANS. [LAUGHTER] 142 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:52,698 BE GETTING OUT OF THOSE PLANS. [LAUGHTER] GIVE IT UP FOR A MAN WITH A 143 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:52,898 [LAUGHTER] GIVE IT UP FOR A MAN WITH A PLAN. 144 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,366 GIVE IT UP FOR A MAN WITH A PLAN. HERE'S tWITCH! 145 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:54,566 PLAN. HERE'S tWITCH! ♪ ♪ 146 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:59,438 HERE'S tWITCH! ♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE] 147 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:09,448 ♪ ♪ 148 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:22,427 ♪ ♪ 149 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:32,938 ♪ ♪ 150 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:44,249 ♪ ♪ 151 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:54,793 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: GOOD MORNING. 152 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:59,731 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: GOOD MORNING. [APPLAUSE] 153 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,066 >> Ellen: GOOD MORNING. [APPLAUSE] IT COULD BE GOOD MORNING, 154 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,000 [APPLAUSE] IT COULD BE GOOD MORNING, DEPENDING ON WHERE PEOPLE ARE 155 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,869 IT COULD BE GOOD MORNING, DEPENDING ON WHERE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING FROM. 156 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,137 DEPENDING ON WHERE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING FROM. WE HAVE PEOPLE WATCHING FROM ALL 157 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:06,505 WATCHING FROM. WE HAVE PEOPLE WATCHING FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. 158 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,506 WE HAVE PEOPLE WATCHING FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. IT COULD BE MORNING TIME. 159 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:08,507 OVER THE WORLD. IT COULD BE MORNING TIME. WE DON'T KNOW. 160 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:09,474 IT COULD BE MORNING TIME. WE DON'T KNOW. tWITCH, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING 161 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,710 WE DON'T KNOW. tWITCH, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO WHEN THINGS RETURN TO 162 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:12,711 tWITCH, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO WHEN THINGS RETURN TO NORMAL? 163 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:15,113 FORWARD TO WHEN THINGS RETURN TO NORMAL? >> tWitch: OH, MOVIE THEATERS. 164 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:15,681 NORMAL? >> tWitch: OH, MOVIE THEATERS. RESTAURANTS, LIKE DINNER AT 165 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:17,649 >> tWitch: OH, MOVIE THEATERS. RESTAURANTS, LIKE DINNER AT RESTAURANTS WOULD BE GREAT. 166 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,618 RESTAURANTS, LIKE DINNER AT RESTAURANTS WOULD BE GREAT. ACCLIMATING THE KIDS BACK INTO 167 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,520 RESTAURANTS WOULD BE GREAT. ACCLIMATING THE KIDS BACK INTO SITTING AT THE TABLE AT A 168 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:22,754 ACCLIMATING THE KIDS BACK INTO SITTING AT THE TABLE AT A RESTAURANT. 169 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:23,455 SITTING AT THE TABLE AT A RESTAURANT. [LAUGHTER] 170 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,257 RESTAURANT. [LAUGHTER] IT'S A SKILL. 171 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:25,624 [LAUGHTER] IT'S A SKILL. >> Ellen: YEAH. 172 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:26,525 IT'S A SKILL. >> Ellen: YEAH. >> tWitch: THEY'VE GOT TO 173 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:26,825 >> Ellen: YEAH. >> tWitch: THEY'VE GOT TO LEARN THAT. 174 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,060 >> tWitch: THEY'VE GOT TO LEARN THAT. >> Ellen: THEY DON'T SIT AT 175 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:28,827 LEARN THAT. >> Ellen: THEY DON'T SIT AT HOME AT YOUR TABLE? 176 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,462 >> Ellen: THEY DON'T SIT AT HOME AT YOUR TABLE? >> tWitch: THAT'S THE THING. 177 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:31,997 HOME AT YOUR TABLE? >> tWitch: THAT'S THE THING. THEY CAN GET UP FROM THE TABLE 178 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,800 >> tWitch: THAT'S THE THING. THEY CAN GET UP FROM THE TABLE AND JUST, YOU KNOW, RUNAROUND. 179 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,301 THEY CAN GET UP FROM THE TABLE AND JUST, YOU KNOW, RUNAROUND. A RESTAURANT IS VERY EXCITING. 180 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:36,668 AND JUST, YOU KNOW, RUNAROUND. A RESTAURANT IS VERY EXCITING. >> Ellen: RIGHT. 181 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,904 A RESTAURANT IS VERY EXCITING. >> Ellen: RIGHT. >> tWitch: WHAT'S THAT? 182 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:39,938 >> Ellen: RIGHT. >> tWitch: WHAT'S THAT? WHERE IS THE BATHROOM? 183 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,107 >> tWitch: WHAT'S THAT? WHERE IS THE BATHROOM? CAN I GO AGAIN? 184 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,208 WHERE IS THE BATHROOM? CAN I GO AGAIN? [LAUGHTER] 185 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,176 CAN I GO AGAIN? [LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 186 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:45,177 [LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> Ellen: YEAH, YEAH. 187 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,446 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> Ellen: YEAH, YEAH. >> tWitch: OKAY. 188 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:50,615 >> Ellen: YEAH, YEAH. >> tWitch: OKAY. [LAUGHTER] 189 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,651 >> tWitch: OKAY. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: I THINK A LOT OF 190 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:53,251 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO 191 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:55,587 >> Ellen: I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO THEIR KIDS GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, 192 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,089 PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO THEIR KIDS GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, AND I HOPE A LOT OF TEACHERS ARE 193 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:58,724 THEIR KIDS GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, AND I HOPE A LOT OF TEACHERS ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, TOO. 194 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,359 AND I HOPE A LOT OF TEACHERS ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, TOO. IT HAS BEEN A CHALLENGING YEAR 195 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:01,059 LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, TOO. IT HAS BEEN A CHALLENGING YEAR FOR TEACHERS. 196 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,127 IT HAS BEEN A CHALLENGING YEAR FOR TEACHERS. MY FRIENDS AT HILTON WANT TO 197 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:02,828 FOR TEACHERS. MY FRIENDS AT HILTON WANT TO THANK ALL OF THE TEACHERS WHO 198 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,464 MY FRIENDS AT HILTON WANT TO THANK ALL OF THE TEACHERS WHO HAVE WORKED SO HARD DURING THIS 199 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:06,698 THANK ALL OF THE TEACHERS WHO HAVE WORKED SO HARD DURING THIS CRAZY TIME, AND THEY WANT TO 200 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,833 HAVE WORKED SO HARD DURING THIS CRAZY TIME, AND THEY WANT TO HELP THEM CREATE NEW MEMORIES. 201 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:08,867 CRAZY TIME, AND THEY WANT TO HELP THEM CREATE NEW MEMORIES. HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO. 202 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,202 HELP THEM CREATE NEW MEMORIES. HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO. WHAT DID YOU KNOW AN AMAZING 203 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,837 HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO. WHAT DID YOU KNOW AN AMAZING TEACHER WHO DESERVES AN 204 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,905 WHAT DID YOU KNOW AN AMAZING TEACHER WHO DESERVES AN ALL-INCLUSIVE GETAWAY FROM 205 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:14,840 TEACHER WHO DESERVES AN ALL-INCLUSIVE GETAWAY FROM HILTON GO TO ELLEN TUBE TO 206 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:15,173 ALL-INCLUSIVE GETAWAY FROM HILTON GO TO ELLEN TUBE TO NOMINATE THEM. 207 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:16,641 HILTON GO TO ELLEN TUBE TO NOMINATE THEM. WE ARE GOING TO SURPRISE ONE 208 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:17,576 NOMINATE THEM. WE ARE GOING TO SURPRISE ONE TEACHER WITH A BREAK FROM THEIR 209 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,845 WE ARE GOING TO SURPRISE ONE TEACHER WITH A BREAK FROM THEIR VIRTUAL CLASSROOM AND SEND THEM 210 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:20,946 TEACHER WITH A BREAK FROM THEIR VIRTUAL CLASSROOM AND SEND THEM ON A REAL-LIFE VACATION. 211 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:21,813 VIRTUAL CLASSROOM AND SEND THEM ON A REAL-LIFE VACATION. A REAL-LIFE ONE. 212 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,950 ON A REAL-LIFE VACATION. A REAL-LIFE ONE. [APPLAUSE] 213 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:30,122 A REAL-LIFE ONE. [APPLAUSE] REAL-LIFE VACATION. 214 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:30,889 [APPLAUSE] REAL-LIFE VACATION. TEACHERS ARE SO INSPIRING. 215 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,524 REAL-LIFE VACATION. TEACHERS ARE SO INSPIRING. AND SPEAKING OF INSPIRING, I 216 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,059 TEACHERS ARE SO INSPIRING. AND SPEAKING OF INSPIRING, I HEARD THERE IS A NEW TREND ON 217 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,560 AND SPEAKING OF INSPIRING, I HEARD THERE IS A NEW TREND ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHERE PEOPLE ARE 218 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,928 HEARD THERE IS A NEW TREND ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHERE PEOPLE ARE TURNING TEXT MESSAGES INTO 219 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:37,462 SOCIAL MEDIA WHERE PEOPLE ARE TURNING TEXT MESSAGES INTO INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES. 220 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:39,865 TURNING TEXT MESSAGES INTO INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES. I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON WHO YOUR 221 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:40,298 INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES. I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE. 222 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:40,565 I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE. [LAUGHTER] 223 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,300 FRIENDS ARE. [LAUGHTER] I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY WITH MY 224 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:43,635 [LAUGHTER] I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY WITH MY AUDIENCE, SO I ASKED ALL OF YOU 225 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:44,202 I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY WITH MY AUDIENCE, SO I ASKED ALL OF YOU TO SEND ME YOUR LAST TEXT 226 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:47,572 AUDIENCE, SO I ASKED ALL OF YOU TO SEND ME YOUR LAST TEXT MESSAGE THAT YOU RECEIVED. 227 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,107 TO SEND ME YOUR LAST TEXT MESSAGE THAT YOU RECEIVED. GET READY TO BE INSPIRED. 228 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:51,877 MESSAGE THAT YOU RECEIVED. GET READY TO BE INSPIRED. [LAUGHTER] 229 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:53,078 GET READY TO BE INSPIRED. [LAUGHTER] NIKKI SENT THIS IN. 230 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:57,516 [LAUGHTER] NIKKI SENT THIS IN. SHE GOT A TEXT, "THE WIND IS 231 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,216 NIKKI SENT THIS IN. SHE GOT A TEXT, "THE WIND IS CRAZY." 232 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,184 SHE GOT A TEXT, "THE WIND IS CRAZY." [LAUGHTER] 233 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:01,086 CRAZY." [LAUGHTER] WOW, SO TRUE. 234 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:01,953 [LAUGHTER] WOW, SO TRUE. [LAUGHTER] 235 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,823 WOW, SO TRUE. [LAUGHTER] WAIT UNTIL YOU EXPERIENCE RAIN. 236 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,459 [LAUGHTER] WAIT UNTIL YOU EXPERIENCE RAIN. [LAUGHTER] 237 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:10,128 WAIT UNTIL YOU EXPERIENCE RAIN. [LAUGHTER] THE NEXT ONE IS FROM VIRGINIA. 238 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,364 [LAUGHTER] THE NEXT ONE IS FROM VIRGINIA. "PLEASE GET PREGNANT AGAIN, I 239 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,900 THE NEXT ONE IS FROM VIRGINIA. "PLEASE GET PREGNANT AGAIN, I NEED ANOTHER NEPHEW." 240 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:15,367 "PLEASE GET PREGNANT AGAIN, I NEED ANOTHER NEPHEW." [LAUGHTER] 241 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:19,404 NEED ANOTHER NEPHEW." [LAUGHTER] WITH THAT, HOW COULD SHE SAY NO 242 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:20,071 [LAUGHTER] WITH THAT, HOW COULD SHE SAY NO TO THAT? 243 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,406 WITH THAT, HOW COULD SHE SAY NO TO THAT? THAT IS AN APHRODISIAC RIGHT 244 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:25,677 TO THAT? THAT IS AN APHRODISIAC RIGHT THERE, JUST LOOKING AT IT. 245 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,712 THAT IS AN APHRODISIAC RIGHT THERE, JUST LOOKING AT IT. THIS IS FROM SABRINA. 246 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:30,415 THERE, JUST LOOKING AT IT. THIS IS FROM SABRINA. "THE MEAL YOU MADE SLABS." 247 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,416 THIS IS FROM SABRINA. "THE MEAL YOU MADE SLABS." [LAUGHTER] 248 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:32,918 "THE MEAL YOU MADE SLABS." [LAUGHTER] THAT IS A THINKER. 249 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,287 [LAUGHTER] THAT IS A THINKER. THAT ONE RIGHT THERE. 250 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:40,859 THAT IS A THINKER. THAT ONE RIGHT THERE. DO YOU USE THAT WORD, "SLAPS" A 251 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:41,326 THAT ONE RIGHT THERE. DO YOU USE THAT WORD, "SLAPS" A LOT? 252 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:42,661 DO YOU USE THAT WORD, "SLAPS" A LOT? THAT'S VERY POPULAR RIGHT NOW? 253 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,896 LOT? THAT'S VERY POPULAR RIGHT NOW? IT MEANS IT IS DELICIOUS? 254 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:45,430 THAT'S VERY POPULAR RIGHT NOW? IT MEANS IT IS DELICIOUS? >> tWitch: USUALLY YOU ARE 255 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,899 IT MEANS IT IS DELICIOUS? >> tWitch: USUALLY YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A BEAT OR A SONG, 256 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:50,135 >> tWitch: USUALLY YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A BEAT OR A SONG, SOME SONG SLAPS. 257 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,337 TALKING ABOUT A BEAT OR A SONG, SOME SONG SLAPS. >> Ellen: IT'S GOOD? 258 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,772 SOME SONG SLAPS. >> Ellen: IT'S GOOD? SOMETHING SLAPS IT IS GOOD? 259 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:54,139 >> Ellen: IT'S GOOD? SOMETHING SLAPS IT IS GOOD? >> tWitch: HITS. 260 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,674 SOMETHING SLAPS IT IS GOOD? >> tWitch: HITS. IT SLAPS. 261 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:59,211 >> tWitch: HITS. IT SLAPS. >> Ellen: YOU SAY "HIT," ALSO? 262 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:01,246 IT SLAPS. >> Ellen: YOU SAY "HIT," ALSO? >> tWitch: THAT IS WHAT SLAPS 263 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:01,613 >> Ellen: YOU SAY "HIT," ALSO? >> tWitch: THAT IS WHAT SLAPS IS REFERRING TO. 264 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:04,349 >> tWitch: THAT IS WHAT SLAPS IS REFERRING TO. >> Ellen: SOMETHING IS A HIT. 265 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:04,616 IS REFERRING TO. >> Ellen: SOMETHING IS A HIT. IT SLAPS. 266 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,319 >> Ellen: SOMETHING IS A HIT. IT SLAPS. >> tWitch: YEAH, YEAH. 267 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:07,586 IT SLAPS. >> tWitch: YEAH, YEAH. IT SLAPS. 268 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,921 >> tWitch: YEAH, YEAH. IT SLAPS. >> Ellen: OKAY. 269 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:10,689 IT SLAPS. >> Ellen: OKAY. [LAUGHTER] 270 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:13,325 >> Ellen: OKAY. [LAUGHTER] THAT'S FIRE. 271 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,427 [LAUGHTER] THAT'S FIRE. [LAUGHTER] 272 00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:16,728 THAT'S FIRE. [LAUGHTER] THIS IS THE LAST ONE. 273 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,096 [LAUGHTER] THIS IS THE LAST ONE. THIS IS FROM REBECCA. 274 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:22,334 THIS IS THE LAST ONE. THIS IS FROM REBECCA. "ZOE PEED ON THE AND THEN 275 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,402 THIS IS FROM REBECCA. "ZOE PEED ON THE AND THEN FINISHED ON THE FLOOR." 276 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,604 "ZOE PEED ON THE AND THEN FINISHED ON THE FLOOR." YOU KNOW, I THINK THERE IS A 277 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,838 FINISHED ON THE FLOOR." YOU KNOW, I THINK THERE IS A LITTLE ZOE AND ALL OF US. 278 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,876 YOU KNOW, I THINK THERE IS A LITTLE ZOE AND ALL OF US. ISN'T THAT RIGHT? 279 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:35,247 LITTLE ZOE AND ALL OF US. ISN'T THAT RIGHT? [LAUGHTER] 280 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:37,883 ISN'T THAT RIGHT? [LAUGHTER] IF YOU WANT ME TO TURN YOUR NEXT 281 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:40,619 [LAUGHTER] IF YOU WANT ME TO TURN YOUR NEXT TEXT OR ANY TEXT INTO AN 282 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:41,486 IF YOU WANT ME TO TURN YOUR NEXT TEXT OR ANY TEXT INTO AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE, SEND IT TO 283 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,021 TEXT OR ANY TEXT INTO AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE, SEND IT TO ME AND I WILL SEE IF I AM 284 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:43,822 INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE, SEND IT TO ME AND I WILL SEE IF I AM INSPIRED TO DO IT. 285 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,023 ME AND I WILL SEE IF I AM INSPIRED TO DO IT. BEFORE WE GO TO BREAK, I THOUGHT 286 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,925 INSPIRED TO DO IT. BEFORE WE GO TO BREAK, I THOUGHT WE COULD DO ONE OF MY CLASSIC 287 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:47,192 BEFORE WE GO TO BREAK, I THOUGHT WE COULD DO ONE OF MY CLASSIC SEGMENTS. 288 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,193 WE COULD DO ONE OF MY CLASSIC SEGMENTS. IT IS TIME FOR "WHAT IS WRONG 289 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:52,697 SEGMENTS. IT IS TIME FOR "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE SIGNS" FEARED ♪ 290 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,433 IT IS TIME FOR "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE SIGNS" FEARED ♪ SIGN, SIGN, EVERYWHERE A SIG 291 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:55,667 WITH THESE SIGNS" FEARED ♪ SIGN, SIGN, EVERYWHERE A SIG SIGN ♪ 292 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:59,004 SIGN, SIGN, EVERYWHERE A SIG SIGN ♪ ♪ DO THIS, DON'T DO THAT ♪ 293 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:04,042 SIGN ♪ ♪ DO THIS, DON'T DO THAT ♪ ♪ CAN'T BE READ THE SIGN ♪ 294 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,510 ♪ DO THIS, DON'T DO THAT ♪ ♪ CAN'T BE READ THE SIGN ♪ ♪ SIGN, SIGN, EVERYWHERE A 295 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:06,912 ♪ CAN'T BE READ THE SIGN ♪ ♪ SIGN, SIGN, EVERYWHERE A SIGN ♪ 296 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:10,015 ♪ SIGN, SIGN, EVERYWHERE A SIGN ♪ [APPLAUSE] 297 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,850 SIGN ♪ [APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: YOU KNOW, WHEN 298 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,285 [APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: YOU KNOW, WHEN PEOPLE DO THE FAKE GUITAR THING, 299 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:13,885 >> Ellen: YOU KNOW, WHEN PEOPLE DO THE FAKE GUITAR THING, DOES ANYONE EVER REALLY MOVE 300 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,720 PEOPLE DO THE FAKE GUITAR THING, DOES ANYONE EVER REALLY MOVE THEIR FINGERS TO TRY TO PLAY, IS 301 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,221 DOES ANYONE EVER REALLY MOVE THEIR FINGERS TO TRY TO PLAY, IS IT JUST THIS? 302 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,623 THEIR FINGERS TO TRY TO PLAY, IS IT JUST THIS? OR DO THEY JUST KEEP THE FINGERS 303 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:19,291 IT JUST THIS? OR DO THEY JUST KEEP THE FINGERS SOLID? 304 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:23,228 OR DO THEY JUST KEEP THE FINGERS SOLID? DO YOU DO THAT, TOO? 305 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:23,895 SOLID? DO YOU DO THAT, TOO? [LAUGHTER] 306 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,232 DO YOU DO THAT, TOO? [LAUGHTER] I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 307 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:27,832 [LAUGHTER] I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. I'M REALLY IMPRESSED BY PEOPLE 308 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,434 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. I'M REALLY IMPRESSED BY PEOPLE WHO CAN DO DIFFERENT THINGS WITH 309 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,670 I'M REALLY IMPRESSED BY PEOPLE WHO CAN DO DIFFERENT THINGS WITH THEIR DIFFERENT HANDS. 310 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:38,009 WHO CAN DO DIFFERENT THINGS WITH THEIR DIFFERENT HANDS. [LAUGHTER] 311 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,978 THEIR DIFFERENT HANDS. [LAUGHTER] ANYWAY. 312 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,480 [LAUGHTER] ANYWAY. ALL RIGHT, HERE IS THE FIRST 313 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:42,647 ANYWAY. ALL RIGHT, HERE IS THE FIRST ONE. 314 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:44,883 ALL RIGHT, HERE IS THE FIRST ONE. OH, THAT IS THE WRONG THING. 315 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,985 ONE. OH, THAT IS THE WRONG THING. WE ALREADY DID THAT ONE. 316 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,387 OH, THAT IS THE WRONG THING. WE ALREADY DID THAT ONE. IT LOOKED FAMILIAR. 317 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,289 WE ALREADY DID THAT ONE. IT LOOKED FAMILIAR. [LAUGHTER] 318 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:55,994 IT LOOKED FAMILIAR. [LAUGHTER] SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED. 319 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,862 [LAUGHTER] SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED. [LAUGHTER] 320 00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:58,063 SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED. [LAUGHTER] OKAY. 321 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,532 [LAUGHTER] OKAY. AND THEN PROBABLY PROSECUTED. 322 00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:00,799 OKAY. AND THEN PROBABLY PROSECUTED. [LAUGHTER] 323 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:04,836 AND THEN PROBABLY PROSECUTED. [LAUGHTER] HERE'S ANOTHER SIGN: "GOD DOES 324 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,672 [LAUGHTER] HERE'S ANOTHER SIGN: "GOD DOES NOT MAKE MISTAKES." 325 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:08,106 HERE'S ANOTHER SIGN: "GOD DOES NOT MAKE MISTAKES." [LAUGHTER] 326 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:08,340 NOT MAKE MISTAKES." [LAUGHTER] OH, BOY. 327 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:10,642 [LAUGHTER] OH, BOY. OH, BOY. 328 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:13,511 OH, BOY. OH, BOY. THE PERSON WHO DID THAT SIGN D 329 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:13,745 OH, BOY. THE PERSON WHO DID THAT SIGN D DID. 330 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,047 THE PERSON WHO DID THAT SIGN D DID. COME ON, REALLY? 331 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:19,884 DID. COME ON, REALLY? HERE'S ANOTHER ONE: "VIOLATORS 332 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:24,689 COME ON, REALLY? HERE'S ANOTHER ONE: "VIOLATORS WILL BE TOWED AND FINED $50." 333 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:25,957 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE: "VIOLATORS WILL BE TOWED AND FINED $50." THAT'S KIND OF A GOOD AND A BAD 334 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,293 WILL BE TOWED AND FINED $50." THAT'S KIND OF A GOOD AND A BAD THING, RIGHT? 335 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:31,062 THAT'S KIND OF A GOOD AND A BAD THING, RIGHT? I WOULD LIKE TO FIND $50. 336 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,198 THING, RIGHT? I WOULD LIKE TO FIND $50. I'M JUST CONFUSED, CAN WE PARK 337 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,600 I WOULD LIKE TO FIND $50. I'M JUST CONFUSED, CAN WE PARK THERE OR NOT? 338 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:36,468 I'M JUST CONFUSED, CAN WE PARK THERE OR NOT? [LAUGHTER] 339 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:36,901 THERE OR NOT? [LAUGHTER] HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 340 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:39,638 [LAUGHTER] HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. OH, THIS IS GOOD. 341 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:39,904 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. OH, THIS IS GOOD. [LAUGHTER] 342 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:42,273 OH, THIS IS GOOD. [LAUGHTER] OH, BOY. 343 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,675 [LAUGHTER] OH, BOY. YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I AM DRIVING 344 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:46,311 OH, BOY. YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I AM DRIVING AND I SEE A SIGN, I PULL OVER 345 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,813 YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I AM DRIVING AND I SEE A SIGN, I PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY AND GET MY BAGGIES 346 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,683 AND I SEE A SIGN, I PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY AND GET MY BAGGIES ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. 347 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:54,853 IMMEDIATELY AND GET MY BAGGIES ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. YOU DON'T SEE THEM OFTEN. 348 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:55,286 ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. YOU DON'T SEE THEM OFTEN. [LAUGHTER] 349 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,321 YOU DON'T SEE THEM OFTEN. [LAUGHTER] YOU CAN DRIVE FOR A LONG TIME 350 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,491 [LAUGHTER] YOU CAN DRIVE FOR A LONG TIME AND NOT -- WHERE ARE THE 351 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,027 YOU CAN DRIVE FOR A LONG TIME AND NOT -- WHERE ARE THE FRESH -- 352 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,762 AND NOT -- WHERE ARE THE FRESH -- [LAUGHTER] 353 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:04,062 FRESH -- [LAUGHTER] ALL RIGHT. 354 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:07,098 [LAUGHTER] ALL RIGHT. HERE IS ONE MORE. 355 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:11,202 ALL RIGHT. HERE IS ONE MORE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 18. 356 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:11,603 HERE IS ONE MORE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 18. MORGAN. 357 00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:14,139 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 18. MORGAN. OKAY, WELL. 358 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:18,977 MORGAN. OKAY, WELL. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, INDEED. 359 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,413 OKAY, WELL. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, INDEED. I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE SHOWED 360 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,915 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, INDEED. I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE SHOWED UP? 361 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,684 I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE SHOWED UP? [LAUGHTER] 362 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:26,017 UP? [LAUGHTER] OKEY-DOKEY. 363 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:26,985 [LAUGHTER] OKEY-DOKEY. HEY, IF YOU SEE A SIGN THAT IS 364 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:30,422 OKEY-DOKEY. HEY, IF YOU SEE A SIGN THAT IS NOT QUITE RIGHT, SEND IT TO ME, 365 00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:30,655 HEY, IF YOU SEE A SIGN THAT IS NOT QUITE RIGHT, SEND IT TO ME, PLEASE. 366 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,257 NOT QUITE RIGHT, SEND IT TO ME, PLEASE. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE OF 367 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:32,590 PLEASE. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE OF THESE THINGS. 368 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,993 I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE OF THESE THINGS. THEY ARE HILARIOUS. 369 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:35,326 THESE THINGS. THEY ARE HILARIOUS. WE'LL BE BACK. 370 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:35,593 THEY ARE HILARIOUS. WE'LL BE BACK. [APPLAUSE] 371 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:47,472 WE'LL BE BACK. [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 372 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,642 [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> TIMES ARE TOUGH, AND EVERYONE 373 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,177 ♪ ♪ >> TIMES ARE TOUGH, AND EVERYONE DEALT WITH IT THEIR OWN WAY. 374 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,479 >> TIMES ARE TOUGH, AND EVERYONE DEALT WITH IT THEIR OWN WAY. SO IF YOU NEED CLUB SODA OR 375 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,980 DEALT WITH IT THEIR OWN WAY. SO IF YOU NEED CLUB SODA OR PAPER TOWELS, COME ON OVER TO 376 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,049 SO IF YOU NEED CLUB SODA OR PAPER TOWELS, COME ON OVER TO COVID CORNER. 377 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,385 PAPER TOWELS, COME ON OVER TO COVID CORNER. >> HE LIKED THE WORD, THOUGHT IT 378 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,487 COVID CORNER. >> HE LIKED THE WORD, THOUGHT IT WAS NECESSARY, SO HE JUST KEPT 379 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,655 >> HE LIKED THE WORD, THOUGHT IT WAS NECESSARY, SO HE JUST KEPT ON USING IT. 380 00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:03,955 WAS NECESSARY, SO HE JUST KEPT ON USING IT. >> OH, WOW. 381 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:04,656 ON USING IT. >> OH, WOW. [APPLAUSE] 382 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:10,862 >> OH, WOW. [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 383 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,129 [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE] 384 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:19,070 ♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 385 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,371 [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: YOU KNOW OUR FIRST 386 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:24,442 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: YOU KNOW OUR FIRST GUEST FROM HER HIT TV SHOWS 387 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,076 >> Ellen: YOU KNOW OUR FIRST GUEST FROM HER HIT TV SHOWS "GILMORE GIRLS" AND "PARENTHOOD" 388 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:25,710 GUEST FROM HER HIT TV SHOWS "GILMORE GIRLS" AND "PARENTHOOD" AND NOW SHE IS STARRING IN THE 389 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,812 "GILMORE GIRLS" AND "PARENTHOOD" AND NOW SHE IS STARRING IN THE NEW DISNEY PLUS SHOW 390 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:28,213 AND NOW SHE IS STARRING IN THE NEW DISNEY PLUS SHOW "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: 391 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,647 NEW DISNEY PLUS SHOW "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS." 392 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,181 "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS." PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND, 393 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:30,515 GAME CHANGERS." PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND, LAUREN GRAHAM. 394 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:35,253 PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND, LAUREN GRAHAM. [APPLAUSE] 395 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,454 LAUREN GRAHAM. [APPLAUSE] >> Lauren: HI! 396 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,222 [APPLAUSE] >> Lauren: HI! >> Ellen: HI! 397 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:37,555 >> Lauren: HI! >> Ellen: HI! >> Lauren: HI! 398 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,190 >> Ellen: HI! >> Lauren: HI! >> Ellen: THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL 399 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,225 >> Lauren: HI! >> Ellen: THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART THAT YOU ARE IN 400 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,459 >> Ellen: THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART THAT YOU ARE IN FRONT OF. 401 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:42,026 PIECE OF ART THAT YOU ARE IN FRONT OF. >> Lauren: THANK YOU. 402 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,629 FRONT OF. >> Lauren: THANK YOU. I GOT IT FOR $100 AT A FLEA 403 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,265 >> Lauren: THANK YOU. I GOT IT FOR $100 AT A FLEA MARKET, LIKE, 15 YEARS AGO, 20 404 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:47,599 I GOT IT FOR $100 AT A FLEA MARKET, LIKE, 15 YEARS AGO, 20 YEARS AGO. 405 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,767 MARKET, LIKE, 15 YEARS AGO, 20 YEARS AGO. >> Ellen: GOOD FOR YOU. 406 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,268 YEARS AGO. >> Ellen: GOOD FOR YOU. >> Lauren: THANK YOU. 407 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,303 >> Ellen: GOOD FOR YOU. >> Lauren: THANK YOU. >> Ellen: IS IT A PAINTING OR 408 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,004 >> Lauren: THANK YOU. >> Ellen: IS IT A PAINTING OR A PHOTOGRAPH? 409 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:53,438 >> Ellen: IS IT A PAINTING OR A PHOTOGRAPH? WHAT IS IT? 410 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,506 A PHOTOGRAPH? WHAT IS IT? >> Lauren: IT'S A PAINTING. 411 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:57,475 WHAT IS IT? >> Lauren: IT'S A PAINTING. IT'S LIKE A 2-PANEL, HUGE C. 412 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,178 >> Lauren: IT'S A PAINTING. IT'S LIKE A 2-PANEL, HUGE C. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE DRESSED MORE 413 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,413 IT'S LIKE A 2-PANEL, HUGE C. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE DRESSED MORE LIKE SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN THIS 414 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:02,847 I FEEL LIKE I HAVE DRESSED MORE LIKE SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN THIS FIELD. 415 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,382 LIKE SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN THIS FIELD. >> Ellen: YOU SHOULD HAVE A 416 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,884 FIELD. >> Ellen: YOU SHOULD HAVE A HAT AND A BASKET, RIGHT? 417 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:06,251 >> Ellen: YOU SHOULD HAVE A HAT AND A BASKET, RIGHT? >> Lauren: YEAH. 418 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,719 HAT AND A BASKET, RIGHT? >> Lauren: YEAH. >> Ellen: YOU LOOK LOVELY. 419 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,254 >> Lauren: YEAH. >> Ellen: YOU LOOK LOVELY. HEY, YOU GREW UP ON THE 420 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:09,988 >> Ellen: YOU LOOK LOVELY. HEY, YOU GREW UP ON THE EAST COAST MOSTLY, BUT I LEARNED 421 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,290 HEY, YOU GREW UP ON THE EAST COAST MOSTLY, BUT I LEARNED THIS MORNING IN A MEETING THAT 422 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,658 EAST COAST MOSTLY, BUT I LEARNED THIS MORNING IN A MEETING THAT HE LIVED ON A HOUSEBOAT. 423 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:14,592 THIS MORNING IN A MEETING THAT HE LIVED ON A HOUSEBOAT. HOW AM I JUST LEARNING THIS? 424 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,728 HE LIVED ON A HOUSEBOAT. HOW AM I JUST LEARNING THIS? >> Lauren: [LAUGHS] 425 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,096 HOW AM I JUST LEARNING THIS? >> Lauren: [LAUGHS] I DON'T KNOW, ELLEN. 426 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:21,266 >> Lauren: [LAUGHS] I DON'T KNOW, ELLEN. WE HAVE TO KEEP MINING FOR NEW 427 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,200 I DON'T KNOW, ELLEN. WE HAVE TO KEEP MINING FOR NEW THINGS TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE YOU 428 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,968 WE HAVE TO KEEP MINING FOR NEW THINGS TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE YOU ARE SO KIND TO HAVE ME ON. 429 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,171 THINGS TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE YOU ARE SO KIND TO HAVE ME ON. YOU KNOW, IT WAS THE '70s. 430 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,239 ARE SO KIND TO HAVE ME ON. YOU KNOW, IT WAS THE '70s. MY DAD WAS JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, 431 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,475 YOU KNOW, IT WAS THE '70s. MY DAD WAS JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, FEELING HIS WAY THROUGH LIFE, 432 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,243 MY DAD WAS JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, FEELING HIS WAY THROUGH LIFE, AND EVERY TIME I ASK HIM ABOUT 433 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,879 FEELING HIS WAY THROUGH LIFE, AND EVERY TIME I ASK HIM ABOUT IT, HE'S LIKE, YEAH, EVERYONE 434 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,382 AND EVERY TIME I ASK HIM ABOUT IT, HE'S LIKE, YEAH, EVERYONE WAS LIVING -- IT WAS SORT OF, WE 435 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,818 IT, HE'S LIKE, YEAH, EVERYONE WAS LIVING -- IT WAS SORT OF, WE DROPPED OUT, I GUESS, FOR A 436 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:40,251 WAS LIVING -- IT WAS SORT OF, WE DROPPED OUT, I GUESS, FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 437 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,452 DROPPED OUT, I GUESS, FOR A LITTLE WHILE. AND LIVED IN A HOUSEBOAT. 438 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,289 LITTLE WHILE. AND LIVED IN A HOUSEBOAT. I GOT PICKED UP FOR NURSERY 439 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,257 AND LIVED IN A HOUSEBOAT. I GOT PICKED UP FOR NURSERY SCHOOL IN A SPEEDBOAT. 440 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:46,524 I GOT PICKED UP FOR NURSERY SCHOOL IN A SPEEDBOAT. [LAUGHTER] 441 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,227 SCHOOL IN A SPEEDBOAT. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: AS YOU DO. 442 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:49,627 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: AS YOU DO. THAT'S FANTASTIC. 443 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,763 >> Ellen: AS YOU DO. THAT'S FANTASTIC. HOW LONG DID YOU LIVE ON A 444 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:52,030 THAT'S FANTASTIC. HOW LONG DID YOU LIVE ON A HOUSEBOAT? 445 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,531 HOW LONG DID YOU LIVE ON A HOUSEBOAT? >> Lauren: NOT FOR VERY LONG. 446 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,234 HOUSEBOAT? >> Lauren: NOT FOR VERY LONG. WE WERE IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS, 447 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,769 >> Lauren: NOT FOR VERY LONG. WE WERE IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS, AND YEAH, MAYBE NOT EVEN QUITE A 448 00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:57,969 WE WERE IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS, AND YEAH, MAYBE NOT EVEN QUITE A YEAR. 449 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:02,907 AND YEAH, MAYBE NOT EVEN QUITE A YEAR. I DO REMEMBER FEELING SEASICK. 450 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,442 YEAR. I DO REMEMBER FEELING SEASICK. [LAUGHTER] 451 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:04,976 I DO REMEMBER FEELING SEASICK. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: OKAY. 452 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,178 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: OKAY. >> Lauren: YEAH, BUT WE HAD A 453 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,313 >> Ellen: OKAY. >> Lauren: YEAH, BUT WE HAD A LOT OF COOL EXPERIENCES. 454 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,881 >> Lauren: YEAH, BUT WE HAD A LOT OF COOL EXPERIENCES. WE KIND OF MOVED AROUND FOR A 455 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:10,181 LOT OF COOL EXPERIENCES. WE KIND OF MOVED AROUND FOR A WHILE THERE. 456 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,449 WE KIND OF MOVED AROUND FOR A WHILE THERE. >> Ellen: YEAH, THAT WOULD BE 457 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,016 WHILE THERE. >> Ellen: YEAH, THAT WOULD BE QUITE AN EXPERIENCE TO GET 458 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,986 >> Ellen: YEAH, THAT WOULD BE QUITE AN EXPERIENCE TO GET PICKED UP IN A SPEEDBOAT TO GO 459 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,387 QUITE AN EXPERIENCE TO GET PICKED UP IN A SPEEDBOAT TO GO TO NURSERY SCHOOL, WOW. 460 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,923 PICKED UP IN A SPEEDBOAT TO GO TO NURSERY SCHOOL, WOW. ANYWAY, BUT NOT IF YOU ARE 461 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:19,858 TO NURSERY SCHOOL, WOW. ANYWAY, BUT NOT IF YOU ARE SEASICK. 462 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:20,592 ANYWAY, BUT NOT IF YOU ARE SEASICK. HOW IS YOUR LITTLE PUPPY? 463 00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:24,162 SEASICK. HOW IS YOUR LITTLE PUPPY? YOU ADOPTED A DOG THE LAST TIME 464 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:24,495 HOW IS YOUR LITTLE PUPPY? YOU ADOPTED A DOG THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE. 465 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,096 YOU ADOPTED A DOG THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE. >> Lauren: WELL, IT WAS QUITE 466 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,565 YOU WERE HERE. >> Lauren: WELL, IT WAS QUITE A SAGA. 467 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,168 >> Lauren: WELL, IT WAS QUITE A SAGA. I ADOPTED A BEAUTIFUL PUPPY, WHO 468 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,904 A SAGA. I ADOPTED A BEAUTIFUL PUPPY, WHO TURNED OUT TO HAVE A LOT OF 469 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:36,341 I ADOPTED A BEAUTIFUL PUPPY, WHO TURNED OUT TO HAVE A LOT OF MEDICAL ISSUES, OH, BLESS HER. 470 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,277 TURNED OUT TO HAVE A LOT OF MEDICAL ISSUES, OH, BLESS HER. AND NEEDED QUITE A FEW SURGERI 471 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,411 MEDICAL ISSUES, OH, BLESS HER. AND NEEDED QUITE A FEW SURGERI SURGERIES, AND SHE STARTED 472 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,479 AND NEEDED QUITE A FEW SURGERI SURGERIES, AND SHE STARTED WORKING WITH THIS VERY WONDERFUL 473 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,581 SURGERIES, AND SHE STARTED WORKING WITH THIS VERY WONDERFUL LADY AT REHAB NAMED DENITA 474 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,516 WORKING WITH THIS VERY WONDERFUL LADY AT REHAB NAMED DENITA OUTSIDE OF VANCOUVER, AND SHE 475 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:49,721 LADY AT REHAB NAMED DENITA OUTSIDE OF VANCOUVER, AND SHE REQUIRED A LOT OF MASSAGE AND 476 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,890 OUTSIDE OF VANCOUVER, AND SHE REQUIRED A LOT OF MASSAGE AND THERAPY, SO SHE WOULD STAY WITH 477 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:55,093 REQUIRED A LOT OF MASSAGE AND THERAPY, SO SHE WOULD STAY WITH HER WHILE I WAS WORKING, AND 478 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,896 THERAPY, SO SHE WOULD STAY WITH HER WHILE I WAS WORKING, AND OVER TIME, IT BECAME CLEAR THAT 479 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:58,630 HER WHILE I WAS WORKING, AND OVER TIME, IT BECAME CLEAR THAT NOT ONLY WAS SHE VERY HAPPY ON 480 00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:01,199 OVER TIME, IT BECAME CLEAR THAT NOT ONLY WAS SHE VERY HAPPY ON THIS FARM WITH ANITA, BUT SHE 481 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:07,005 NOT ONLY WAS SHE VERY HAPPY ON THIS FARM WITH ANITA, BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 482 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:07,538 THIS FARM WITH ANITA, BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. AND I -- 483 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,642 FELL IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. AND I -- >> Ellen: A DOG OR A WOMAN? 484 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:11,209 AND I -- >> Ellen: A DOG OR A WOMAN? >> Lauren: A DOG. 485 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,944 >> Ellen: A DOG OR A WOMAN? >> Lauren: A DOG. >> Ellen: A DOG WOMAN. 486 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,480 >> Lauren: A DOG. >> Ellen: A DOG WOMAN. THE WOMAN WAS A DOG. 487 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:15,747 >> Ellen: A DOG WOMAN. THE WOMAN WAS A DOG. [LAUGHTER] 488 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,449 THE WOMAN WAS A DOG. [LAUGHTER] >> Lauren: NO, A DOG. 489 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:18,983 [LAUGHTER] >> Lauren: NO, A DOG. >> Ellen: OKAY. 490 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,385 >> Lauren: NO, A DOG. >> Ellen: OKAY. >> Lauren: TO THE DEGREE THAT 491 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,388 >> Ellen: OKAY. >> Lauren: TO THE DEGREE THAT SHE WOULD COME BACK TO ME ON THE 492 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:23,788 >> Lauren: TO THE DEGREE THAT SHE WOULD COME BACK TO ME ON THE WEEKENDS AND CRY. 493 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,190 SHE WOULD COME BACK TO ME ON THE WEEKENDS AND CRY. LIKE, SHE WAS SO -- SHE BECAME 494 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,759 WEEKENDS AND CRY. LIKE, SHE WAS SO -- SHE BECAME BEST -- YEAH. 495 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,828 LIKE, SHE WAS SO -- SHE BECAME BEST -- YEAH. SO, HER FRIEND -- NOT THE 496 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:37,035 BEST -- YEAH. SO, HER FRIEND -- NOT THE MIDDLE, BUT THE -- ON THE END. 497 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:37,635 SO, HER FRIEND -- NOT THE MIDDLE, BUT THE -- ON THE END. THEY REALLY BECAME COMPANIONS 498 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:41,539 MIDDLE, BUT THE -- ON THE END. THEY REALLY BECAME COMPANIONS AND PARTNERS, AND SO, SHE WAS 499 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:45,376 THEY REALLY BECAME COMPANIONS AND PARTNERS, AND SO, SHE WAS BETTER OFF THERE, IN ADDITION TO 500 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,811 AND PARTNERS, AND SO, SHE WAS BETTER OFF THERE, IN ADDITION TO LIVING WITH ANITA, WHO WOULD 501 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,780 BETTER OFF THERE, IN ADDITION TO LIVING WITH ANITA, WHO WOULD JUST TAKE BETTER CARE OF HER 502 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,382 LIVING WITH ANITA, WHO WOULD JUST TAKE BETTER CARE OF HER NEEDS, SO IT WORKED OUT GREAT, 503 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,152 JUST TAKE BETTER CARE OF HER NEEDS, SO IT WORKED OUT GREAT, BUT WOW, IT WAS QUITE, QUITE A 504 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:54,519 NEEDS, SO IT WORKED OUT GREAT, BUT WOW, IT WAS QUITE, QUITE A YEAR. 505 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,054 BUT WOW, IT WAS QUITE, QUITE A YEAR. >> Ellen: SO SHE IS -- 506 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,221 YEAR. >> Ellen: SO SHE IS -- >> Lauren: HAPPY ENDING. 507 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,556 >> Ellen: SO SHE IS -- >> Lauren: HAPPY ENDING. >> Ellen: YOUR DOG IS A 508 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,658 >> Lauren: HAPPY ENDING. >> Ellen: YOUR DOG IS A LESBIAN LIVING ON A FARM? 509 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:00,925 >> Ellen: YOUR DOG IS A LESBIAN LIVING ON A FARM? [LAUGHTER] 510 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,828 LESBIAN LIVING ON A FARM? [LAUGHTER] >> Lauren: I MEAN, AREN'T THE 511 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,764 [LAUGHTER] >> Lauren: I MEAN, AREN'T THE BEST DOGS DOING THAT? 512 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,400 >> Lauren: I MEAN, AREN'T THE BEST DOGS DOING THAT? >> Ellen: AND THE BEST 513 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:09,667 BEST DOGS DOING THAT? >> Ellen: AND THE BEST LESBIANS. 514 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,368 >> Ellen: AND THE BEST LESBIANS. >> Lauren: THAT'S RIGHT. 515 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,436 LESBIANS. >> Lauren: THAT'S RIGHT. >> Ellen: WE ALL WANT TO LIVE 516 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:11,736 >> Lauren: THAT'S RIGHT. >> Ellen: WE ALL WANT TO LIVE ON A FARM. 517 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,771 >> Ellen: WE ALL WANT TO LIVE ON A FARM. ALL OF US. 518 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,206 ON A FARM. ALL OF US. AND WE ALL CRIED WHEN WE ARE 519 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,408 ALL OF US. AND WE ALL CRIED WHEN WE ARE TAKEN AWAY FROM OUR COMPANIONS 520 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,576 AND WE ALL CRIED WHEN WE ARE TAKEN AWAY FROM OUR COMPANIONS ON A FARM. 521 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,577 TAKEN AWAY FROM OUR COMPANIONS ON A FARM. >> Lauren: PARTNERS. 522 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,012 ON A FARM. >> Lauren: PARTNERS. >> Ellen: RIGHT. 523 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:21,446 >> Lauren: PARTNERS. >> Ellen: RIGHT. >> Lauren: EXACTLY. 524 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,180 >> Ellen: RIGHT. >> Lauren: EXACTLY. >> Ellen: SPEAKING OF 525 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,515 >> Lauren: EXACTLY. >> Ellen: SPEAKING OF PARTNERS, HOW IS PETER DOING? 526 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,385 >> Ellen: SPEAKING OF PARTNERS, HOW IS PETER DOING? A LOT OF PEOPLE DURING THIS 527 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,619 PARTNERS, HOW IS PETER DOING? A LOT OF PEOPLE DURING THIS TIME, IT EITHER ENHANCES THEIR 528 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,388 A LOT OF PEOPLE DURING THIS TIME, IT EITHER ENHANCES THEIR RELATIONSHIP OR ITS WITH THEM 529 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,356 TIME, IT EITHER ENHANCES THEIR RELATIONSHIP OR ITS WITH THEM UP. 530 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:31,756 RELATIONSHIP OR ITS WITH THEM UP. WHAT IS HAPPENING? 531 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,091 UP. WHAT IS HAPPENING? >> Lauren: WELL, OUR UNIQUE 532 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,394 WHAT IS HAPPENING? >> Lauren: WELL, OUR UNIQUE SITUATION WAS, BECAUSE 533 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,261 >> Lauren: WELL, OUR UNIQUE SITUATION WAS, BECAUSE "THE MIGHTY DUCKS" SHOT IN 534 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:37,895 SITUATION WAS, BECAUSE "THE MIGHTY DUCKS" SHOT IN VANCOUVER, AND BECAUSE OF 535 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,231 "THE MIGHTY DUCKS" SHOT IN VANCOUVER, AND BECAUSE OF QUARANTINE, I COULDN'T COME AND 536 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:40,398 VANCOUVER, AND BECAUSE OF QUARANTINE, I COULDN'T COME AND GO. 537 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,800 QUARANTINE, I COULDN'T COME AND GO. NORMALLY, IT'S A TWO HOUR 538 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,069 GO. NORMALLY, IT'S A TWO HOUR FLIGHT, BUT I COULDN'T DO THAT, 539 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,705 NORMALLY, IT'S A TWO HOUR FLIGHT, BUT I COULDN'T DO THAT, SO WE WERE SEPARATED FOR ALMOST 540 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,940 FLIGHT, BUT I COULDN'T DO THAT, SO WE WERE SEPARATED FOR ALMOST FIVE MONTHS. 541 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:49,674 SO WE WERE SEPARATED FOR ALMOST FIVE MONTHS. >> Ellen: WOW. 542 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,541 FIVE MONTHS. >> Ellen: WOW. >> Lauren: WHICH HAD NEVER 543 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,443 >> Ellen: WOW. >> Lauren: WHICH HAD NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, SO WHEN I CAME 544 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,612 >> Lauren: WHICH HAD NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, SO WHEN I CAME HOME -- 545 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:54,846 HAPPENED BEFORE, SO WHEN I CAME HOME -- [LAUGHS] 546 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:55,313 HOME -- [LAUGHS] THE HOUSE WAS A LITTLE 547 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,481 [LAUGHS] THE HOUSE WAS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 548 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:56,748 THE HOUSE WAS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. [LAUGHTER] 549 00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:01,619 DIFFERENT. [LAUGHTER] THERE WERE MORE PILES, I WOULD 550 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,353 [LAUGHTER] THERE WERE MORE PILES, I WOULD SAY? 551 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,921 THERE WERE MORE PILES, I WOULD SAY? AND HE AND HIS SON HAD REALLY 552 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:07,658 SAY? AND HE AND HIS SON HAD REALLY BONDED, WHICH IS FANTASTIC, BUT 553 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,993 AND HE AND HIS SON HAD REALLY BONDED, WHICH IS FANTASTIC, BUT I THINK THE REENTRY WAS MORE 554 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:09,260 BONDED, WHICH IS FANTASTIC, BUT I THINK THE REENTRY WAS MORE DIFFICULT. 555 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,895 I THINK THE REENTRY WAS MORE DIFFICULT. LIKE, IT WAS MORE LIKE THEY WERE 556 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,264 DIFFICULT. LIKE, IT WAS MORE LIKE THEY WERE THE MARRIED COUPLE AND I WAS THE 557 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,233 LIKE, IT WAS MORE LIKE THEY WERE THE MARRIED COUPLE AND I WAS THE PERSON WHO WAS, LIKE, THEY WERE 558 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,735 THE MARRIED COUPLE AND I WAS THE PERSON WHO WAS, LIKE, THEY WERE LIKE, "WE DON'T DO IT THAT WAY 559 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:18,836 PERSON WHO WAS, LIKE, THEY WERE LIKE, "WE DON'T DO IT THAT WAY ANYMORE" OR WHATEVER. 560 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,605 LIKE, "WE DON'T DO IT THAT WAY ANYMORE" OR WHATEVER. THEY WERE LIKE, "NO, NO, NO THIS 561 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,240 ANYMORE" OR WHATEVER. THEY WERE LIKE, "NO, NO, NO THIS IS HOW THINGS HAPPEN." 562 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,074 THEY WERE LIKE, "NO, NO, NO THIS IS HOW THINGS HAPPEN." AND PETER STARTED I THINK I 563 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,510 IS HOW THINGS HAPPEN." AND PETER STARTED I THINK I MIGHT GUESS JUST TO MAKE LIFE -- 564 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,046 AND PETER STARTED I THINK I MIGHT GUESS JUST TO MAKE LIFE -- COVID LIFE FUN, WHERE HE WOULD 565 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,547 MIGHT GUESS JUST TO MAKE LIFE -- COVID LIFE FUN, WHERE HE WOULD GO TO THE STORE AND STOCK UP ON 566 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,716 COVID LIFE FUN, WHERE HE WOULD GO TO THE STORE AND STOCK UP ON RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF WHATEVER 567 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,350 GO TO THE STORE AND STOCK UP ON RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF WHATEVER AND LEAVE IT IN THE CORNER OF 568 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,620 RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF WHATEVER AND LEAVE IT IN THE CORNER OF THE LIVING ROOM, AND THEN HE 569 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,655 AND LEAVE IT IN THE CORNER OF THE LIVING ROOM, AND THEN HE WOULD CALL IT "COVID CORNER" AS 570 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:41,859 THE LIVING ROOM, AND THEN HE WOULD CALL IT "COVID CORNER" AS IF THAT SOMEHOW MADE THESE PILEA 571 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,562 WOULD CALL IT "COVID CORNER" AS IF THAT SOMEHOW MADE THESE PILEA PLACE TO VISIT, OR A PLACE TO 572 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,763 IF THAT SOMEHOW MADE THESE PILEA PLACE TO VISIT, OR A PLACE TO SHOW THE GUEST. 573 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,933 PLACE TO VISIT, OR A PLACE TO SHOW THE GUEST. AND HE WOULD BE LIKE, "HEY, 574 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,268 SHOW THE GUEST. AND HE WOULD BE LIKE, "HEY, GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN COVID 575 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:50,935 AND HE WOULD BE LIKE, "HEY, GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN COVID CORNER?" 576 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,703 GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN COVID CORNER?" NOT LIKE AN AMUSEMENT PARK. 577 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,607 CORNER?" NOT LIKE AN AMUSEMENT PARK. IT'S NOT LIKE I A THING. 578 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,676 NOT LIKE AN AMUSEMENT PARK. IT'S NOT LIKE I A THING. I FELT I HAD TO RESPECT COVID 579 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,344 IT'S NOT LIKE I A THING. I FELT I HAD TO RESPECT COVID CORNER AND ALLOW IT TO EXIST, 580 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,047 I FELT I HAD TO RESPECT COVID CORNER AND ALLOW IT TO EXIST, BECAUSE THESE TIMES ARE TOUGH, 581 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,082 CORNER AND ALLOW IT TO EXIST, BECAUSE THESE TIMES ARE TOUGH, AND EVERYONE JUST DEALT WITH IT 582 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,616 BECAUSE THESE TIMES ARE TOUGH, AND EVERYONE JUST DEALT WITH IT THEIR OWN WAY. 583 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,119 AND EVERYONE JUST DEALT WITH IT THEIR OWN WAY. SO, IF YOU NEED CLUB SODA OR 584 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,387 THEIR OWN WAY. SO, IF YOU NEED CLUB SODA OR PAPER TOWELS, COME ON OVER TO 585 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,790 SO, IF YOU NEED CLUB SODA OR PAPER TOWELS, COME ON OVER TO COVID CORNER. 586 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:13,057 PAPER TOWELS, COME ON OVER TO COVID CORNER. [LAUGHTER] 587 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,158 COVID CORNER. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: I THINK I'M GOOD. 588 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,427 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: I THINK I'M GOOD. THANKS A WHOLE LOT. 589 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,695 >> Ellen: I THINK I'M GOOD. THANKS A WHOLE LOT. HEY, LAUREN, WE ARE GOING TO 590 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,396 THANKS A WHOLE LOT. HEY, LAUREN, WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. 591 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,697 HEY, LAUREN, WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. WE WILL TALK MORE WITH YOU AFTER 592 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:19,897 TAKE A BREAK. WE WILL TALK MORE WITH YOU AFTER THIS. 593 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,666 WE WILL TALK MORE WITH YOU AFTER THIS. WE'LL BE BACK. 594 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:21,933 THIS. WE'LL BE BACK. [APPLAUSE] 595 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:28,339 WE'LL BE BACK. [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 596 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,540 [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> THE ROPE. 597 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,875 ♪ ♪ >> THE ROPE. IT IS SO HEAVY. 598 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,844 >> THE ROPE. IT IS SO HEAVY. >> THAT ROPE. 599 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:33,878 IT IS SO HEAVY. >> THAT ROPE. >> I'M PULLING IT. 600 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,713 >> THAT ROPE. >> I'M PULLING IT. >> I DON'T KNOW. 601 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,014 >> I'M PULLING IT. >> I DON'T KNOW. I THINK THAT FOR SOME REASON, 602 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,816 >> I DON'T KNOW. I THINK THAT FOR SOME REASON, YOU MAY HAVE DONE THAT. 603 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:43,187 I THINK THAT FOR SOME REASON, YOU MAY HAVE DONE THAT. ♪ ♪ 604 00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:52,980 YOU MAY HAVE DONE THAT. ♪ ♪ ♪ I GET LIKE THIS EVERY 605 00:18:52,982 --> 00:18:54,365 ♪ ♪ ♪ I GET LIKE THIS EVERY >> VERY GOOD. 606 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:54,699 ♪ I GET LIKE THIS EVERY >> VERY GOOD. HE'S ON FIRE. 607 00:18:54,701 --> 00:19:00,437 >> VERY GOOD. HE'S ON FIRE. >> OVER HERE. 608 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,806 HE'S ON FIRE. >> OVER HERE. >> SOMEBODY'S AT STAKE IS DOWN. 609 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:03,024 >> OVER HERE. >> SOMEBODY'S AT STAKE IS DOWN. CIRCLE. 610 00:19:03,026 --> 00:19:06,494 >> SOMEBODY'S AT STAKE IS DOWN. CIRCLE. PUSH IT IN THERE. 611 00:19:06,496 --> 00:19:10,915 CIRCLE. PUSH IT IN THERE. SMACK IT IN THE GOAL. 612 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,301 PUSH IT IN THERE. SMACK IT IN THE GOAL. TRY IN THE CIRCLE, GUYS. 613 00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:22,560 SMACK IT IN THE GOAL. TRY IN THE CIRCLE, GUYS. GUYS. 614 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,829 TRY IN THE CIRCLE, GUYS. GUYS. UM, DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS RIGHT 615 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:25,463 GUYS. UM, DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW? 616 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:25,730 UM, DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW? [LAUGHTER] 617 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,964 NOW? [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH 618 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:27,298 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH LAUREN GRAHAM. 619 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,333 >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH LAUREN GRAHAM. THAT IS A CLIP FROM HER NEW 620 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,001 LAUREN GRAHAM. THAT IS A CLIP FROM HER NEW SHOW, IT'S CALLED 621 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:30,401 THAT IS A CLIP FROM HER NEW SHOW, IT'S CALLED "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: 622 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:30,768 SHOW, IT'S CALLED "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS." 623 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,536 "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS." EVERYONE IS LOVING IT. 624 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:34,005 GAME CHANGERS." EVERYONE IS LOVING IT. TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE SHOW. 625 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,107 EVERYONE IS LOVING IT. TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE SHOW. >> Lauren: SO, IT PICKS UP 626 00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:40,111 TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE SHOW. >> Lauren: SO, IT PICKS UP AFTER WHATEVER THE LAST 627 00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:41,646 >> Lauren: SO, IT PICKS UP AFTER WHATEVER THE LAST "MIGHTY DUCKS" INSTALLMENT WAS, 628 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:45,516 AFTER WHATEVER THE LAST "MIGHTY DUCKS" INSTALLMENT WAS, AND SORT OF DIFFERENCE HERE IS 629 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,852 "MIGHTY DUCKS" INSTALLMENT WAS, AND SORT OF DIFFERENCE HERE IS SPORTS -- IT SORT OF ASKS, WHERE 630 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,653 AND SORT OF DIFFERENCE HERE IS SPORTS -- IT SORT OF ASKS, WHERE DID THE FUND GO? 631 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,821 SPORTS -- IT SORT OF ASKS, WHERE DID THE FUND GO? AND THE MIGHTY DUCKS HAVE BECOME 632 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,357 DID THE FUND GO? AND THE MIGHTY DUCKS HAVE BECOME THIS VERY MONEYED, SUCCESSFUL 633 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,326 AND THE MIGHTY DUCKS HAVE BECOME THIS VERY MONEYED, SUCCESSFUL TEAM, ALL THE PARENTS ARE REALLY 634 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,060 THIS VERY MONEYED, SUCCESSFUL TEAM, ALL THE PARENTS ARE REALLY COMPETITIVE AND SCARY, AND MY 635 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,964 TEAM, ALL THE PARENTS ARE REALLY COMPETITIVE AND SCARY, AND MY KID GETS CUT FOR A VERY SMALL 636 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:00,831 COMPETITIVE AND SCARY, AND MY KID GETS CUT FOR A VERY SMALL MISTAKE, AND SO WE DECIDE WE ARE 637 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,201 KID GETS CUT FOR A VERY SMALL MISTAKE, AND SO WE DECIDE WE ARE GOING TO START OUR OWN TEAM, AND 638 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:07,572 MISTAKE, AND SO WE DECIDE WE ARE GOING TO START OUR OWN TEAM, AND EVENTUALLY WE COME UPON THE 639 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:08,973 GOING TO START OUR OWN TEAM, AND EVENTUALLY WE COME UPON THE LEGENDARY GORDON BOMBAY, AND 640 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,642 EVENTUALLY WE COME UPON THE LEGENDARY GORDON BOMBAY, AND TOGETHER, WE START A NEW TEAM. 641 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,744 LEGENDARY GORDON BOMBAY, AND TOGETHER, WE START A NEW TEAM. >> Ellen: AND YOU ARE -- SO 642 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:14,812 TOGETHER, WE START A NEW TEAM. >> Ellen: AND YOU ARE -- SO OBVIOUSLY, YOU SKATED BEFORE YOU 643 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,582 >> Ellen: AND YOU ARE -- SO OBVIOUSLY, YOU SKATED BEFORE YOU GOT THIS, SO YOU SPENT A LOT OF 644 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,549 OBVIOUSLY, YOU SKATED BEFORE YOU GOT THIS, SO YOU SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THE ICE. 645 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,518 GOT THIS, SO YOU SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THE ICE. ARE YOU A GOOD SKATER? 646 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,752 TIME ON THE ICE. ARE YOU A GOOD SKATER? >> Lauren: [LAUGHS] 647 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,021 ARE YOU A GOOD SKATER? >> Lauren: [LAUGHS] ELLEN, I MET ACTRESS. 648 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:24,622 >> Lauren: [LAUGHS] ELLEN, I MET ACTRESS. [LAUGHTER] 649 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,457 ELLEN, I MET ACTRESS. [LAUGHTER] SO, THERE MIGHT BE SOME MOVIE 650 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:26,824 [LAUGHTER] SO, THERE MIGHT BE SOME MOVIE MAGIC IN THERE. 651 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,393 SO, THERE MIGHT BE SOME MOVIE MAGIC IN THERE. I DON'T KNOW. 652 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,394 MAGIC IN THERE. I DON'T KNOW. BUT -- I DON'T KNOW. 653 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,563 I DON'T KNOW. BUT -- I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS REALLY FUN, ANYWAY. 654 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,364 BUT -- I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS REALLY FUN, ANYWAY. >> Ellen: YOU SO YOU ARE 655 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,967 IT WAS REALLY FUN, ANYWAY. >> Ellen: YOU SO YOU ARE SAYING IT MAY NOT ALL BE YOU. 656 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,302 >> Ellen: YOU SO YOU ARE SAYING IT MAY NOT ALL BE YOU. >> Lauren: YOU KNOW, ELLEN, 657 00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,404 SAYING IT MAY NOT ALL BE YOU. >> Lauren: YOU KNOW, ELLEN, THIS IS -- WHY DO WE RUIN THINGS 658 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,839 >> Lauren: YOU KNOW, ELLEN, THIS IS -- WHY DO WE RUIN THINGS FOR PEOPLE? 659 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:42,139 THIS IS -- WHY DO WE RUIN THINGS FOR PEOPLE? [LAUGHTER] 660 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:45,309 FOR PEOPLE? [LAUGHTER] WHEN I SEE THE "DOWNTON ABBEY" 661 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,178 [LAUGHTER] WHEN I SEE THE "DOWNTON ABBEY" CAST IN A SMOKY EYE, I JUST, AND 662 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,112 WHEN I SEE THE "DOWNTON ABBEY" CAST IN A SMOKY EYE, I JUST, AND MAKES ME SO UPSET. 663 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:48,613 CAST IN A SMOKY EYE, I JUST, AND MAKES ME SO UPSET. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 664 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,482 MAKES ME SO UPSET. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE 665 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,783 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, LIKE, WAS IT 666 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,785 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, LIKE, WAS IT REALLY YOU? 667 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,355 WANT TO KNOW, LIKE, WAS IT REALLY YOU? LET'S SAY IT WAS. 668 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,256 REALLY YOU? LET'S SAY IT WAS. >> Ellen: THEY ARE NOT 669 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:01,759 LET'S SAY IT WAS. >> Ellen: THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT A SMOKY EYE ON? 670 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:02,393 >> Ellen: THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT A SMOKY EYE ON? >> Lauren: NO. 671 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,161 SUPPOSED TO PUT A SMOKY EYE ON? >> Lauren: NO. I DON'T WANT TO SEE MRS. PAT 672 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:07,665 >> Lauren: NO. I DON'T WANT TO SEE MRS. PAT MOORE IN A LOW CUT DOWN -- NO. 673 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,935 I DON'T WANT TO SEE MRS. PAT MOORE IN A LOW CUT DOWN -- NO. LET ME HAVE MY FANTASY. 674 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:11,936 MOORE IN A LOW CUT DOWN -- NO. LET ME HAVE MY FANTASY. >> Ellen: OH, MY GOD. 675 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,672 LET ME HAVE MY FANTASY. >> Ellen: OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE WORKING ON A BOOK OF NEW 676 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:15,106 >> Ellen: OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE WORKING ON A BOOK OF NEW ESSAYS. 677 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,641 YOU ARE WORKING ON A BOOK OF NEW ESSAYS. TELL EVERYONE WITH THE '90s 678 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,609 ESSAYS. TELL EVERYONE WITH THE '90s CHAPTER IS GOING TO BE CALLED. 679 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,610 TELL EVERYONE WITH THE '90s CHAPTER IS GOING TO BE CALLED. >> Lauren: SO, THERE IS A 680 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,478 CHAPTER IS GOING TO BE CALLED. >> Lauren: SO, THERE IS A CHAPTER IN A BOOK OF ESSAYS 681 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,813 >> Lauren: SO, THERE IS A CHAPTER IN A BOOK OF ESSAYS ABOUT THE YEAR I MOVED FROM 682 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:23,180 CHAPTER IN A BOOK OF ESSAYS ABOUT THE YEAR I MOVED FROM NEW YORK TO L.A. 683 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,283 ABOUT THE YEAR I MOVED FROM NEW YORK TO L.A. I THINK IT IS ONE OF MY FATHER 684 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:29,086 NEW YORK TO L.A. I THINK IT IS ONE OF MY FATHER IS GOING TO BE PARTICULARLY 685 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,389 I THINK IT IS ONE OF MY FATHER IS GOING TO BE PARTICULARLY PROUD OF. 686 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:36,861 IS GOING TO BE PARTICULARLY PROUD OF. IT'S ABOUT HOW I MOVED TO L.A., 687 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,397 PROUD OF. IT'S ABOUT HOW I MOVED TO L.A., SUDDENLY EVERYBODY HAD THESE 688 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,831 IT'S ABOUT HOW I MOVED TO L.A., SUDDENLY EVERYBODY HAD THESE GIANT BOOBS, AND I DID NOT 689 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,101 SUDDENLY EVERYBODY HAD THESE GIANT BOOBS, AND I DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE DEAL WAS. 690 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:44,702 GIANT BOOBS, AND I DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE DEAL WAS. I HAD TO GET -- YOU KNOW, YOU 691 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:49,907 UNDERSTAND WHAT THE DEAL WAS. I HAD TO GET -- YOU KNOW, YOU HAD A WONDER BRA, AND I REALIZED 692 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,309 I HAD TO GET -- YOU KNOW, YOU HAD A WONDER BRA, AND I REALIZED MY BOOBS WERE OUT OF DATE, YOU 693 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,543 HAD A WONDER BRA, AND I REALIZED MY BOOBS WERE OUT OF DATE, YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR BOOBS, YOU 694 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,744 MY BOOBS WERE OUT OF DATE, YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR BOOBS, YOU HAVE TO KEEP THEM FRESH, YOU 695 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:54,745 HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR BOOBS, YOU HAVE TO KEEP THEM FRESH, YOU HAVE TO KEEP THEM CURRENT, WITH 696 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:59,116 HAVE TO KEEP THEM FRESH, YOU HAVE TO KEEP THEM CURRENT, WITH THE TIMES, SO I GOT A WONDER 697 00:21:59,118 --> 00:21:59,717 HAVE TO KEEP THEM CURRENT, WITH THE TIMES, SO I GOT A WONDER BRA, CHICKEN CUTLETS, AND ALL 698 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:03,421 THE TIMES, SO I GOT A WONDER BRA, CHICKEN CUTLETS, AND ALL THAT STUFF, AND I WAS SITTING 699 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,823 BRA, CHICKEN CUTLETS, AND ALL THAT STUFF, AND I WAS SITTING WITH MAE WHITMAN, MY DEAR 700 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,325 THAT STUFF, AND I WAS SITTING WITH MAE WHITMAN, MY DEAR FRIEND, A LITTLE WHILE AGO, AND 701 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,327 WITH MAE WHITMAN, MY DEAR FRIEND, A LITTLE WHILE AGO, AND SHE WAS LIKE, "OH, I NEED A 702 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,695 FRIEND, A LITTLE WHILE AGO, AND SHE WAS LIKE, "OH, I NEED A DIFFERENT BRA FOR WORK," AND I 703 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,863 SHE WAS LIKE, "OH, I NEED A DIFFERENT BRA FOR WORK," AND I WAS LIKE, YOU JUST NEED A BRA. 704 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,632 DIFFERENT BRA FOR WORK," AND I WAS LIKE, YOU JUST NEED A BRA. WHAT IS THAT THING YOU ARE 705 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:15,366 WAS LIKE, YOU JUST NEED A BRA. WHAT IS THAT THING YOU ARE WEARING? 706 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,133 WHAT IS THAT THING YOU ARE WEARING? THIS, MY BRA. 707 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,302 WEARING? THIS, MY BRA. THAT'S LIKE TISSUE PAPER WITH A 708 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:18,969 THIS, MY BRA. THAT'S LIKE TISSUE PAPER WITH A PIECE OF TWINE. 709 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,938 THAT'S LIKE TISSUE PAPER WITH A PIECE OF TWINE. SHE WAS LIKE, LAUREN, NO ONE 710 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,039 PIECE OF TWINE. SHE WAS LIKE, LAUREN, NO ONE WEARS ALL THAT JUNK ANYMORE. 711 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,641 SHE WAS LIKE, LAUREN, NO ONE WEARS ALL THAT JUNK ANYMORE. AND I WAS LIKE, DARN IT, IT 712 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,977 WEARS ALL THAT JUNK ANYMORE. AND I WAS LIKE, DARN IT, IT HAPPENED AGAIN! 713 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:30,348 AND I WAS LIKE, DARN IT, IT HAPPENED AGAIN! I LET MY BOOBS IN THE LAST 714 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:30,981 HAPPENED AGAIN! I LET MY BOOBS IN THE LAST DECADE, SO YOU HAVE TO 715 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:33,317 I LET MY BOOBS IN THE LAST DECADE, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR BOOBS, YOU KNOW, 716 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:34,318 DECADE, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR BOOBS, YOU KNOW, CURRENT. 717 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,187 KEEP YOUR BOOBS, YOU KNOW, CURRENT. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS ABOUT. 718 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:37,455 CURRENT. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS ABOUT. >> Ellen: CERTAINLY NOT THE 719 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,489 THAT'S WHAT THAT IS ABOUT. >> Ellen: CERTAINLY NOT THE BOOBS NECESSARILY COME UP WITH 720 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:39,190 >> Ellen: CERTAINLY NOT THE BOOBS NECESSARILY COME UP WITH THE UNDERGARMENTS. 721 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:41,759 BOOBS NECESSARILY COME UP WITH THE UNDERGARMENTS. YOU HAVE TO KEEP THOSE CURRENT. 722 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:44,428 THE UNDERGARMENTS. YOU HAVE TO KEEP THOSE CURRENT. I THINK YOUR BOOBS -- WELL, THEY 723 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,497 YOU HAVE TO KEEP THOSE CURRENT. I THINK YOUR BOOBS -- WELL, THEY DO CHANGE. 724 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,832 I THINK YOUR BOOBS -- WELL, THEY DO CHANGE. >> Lauren: THEY DO CHANGE. 725 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:48,366 DO CHANGE. >> Lauren: THEY DO CHANGE. [LAUGHTER] 726 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,100 >> Lauren: THEY DO CHANGE. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: LAUREN, WE ARE GOING 727 00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:49,767 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: LAUREN, WE ARE GOING TO PLAY A GAME. 728 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:50,901 >> Ellen: LAUREN, WE ARE GOING TO PLAY A GAME. I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY 729 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,670 TO PLAY A GAME. I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY GOOD AT THIS AND I'M NOT GOING 730 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:54,438 I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY GOOD AT THIS AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE, THAT'S MY PREDICTION FOR 731 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:54,638 GOOD AT THIS AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE, THAT'S MY PREDICTION FOR THIS. 732 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,140 TO BE, THAT'S MY PREDICTION FOR THIS. >> Lauren: I DOUBT IT. 733 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,008 THIS. >> Lauren: I DOUBT IT. THAT WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN TRUE 734 00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:58,743 >> Lauren: I DOUBT IT. THAT WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN TRUE ON THIS SHOW EVER. 735 00:22:58,745 --> 00:22:59,977 THAT WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN TRUE ON THIS SHOW EVER. >> Ellen: NO, NO, THIS 736 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,579 ON THIS SHOW EVER. >> Ellen: NO, NO, THIS PARTICULAR GAME, I HAVE A 737 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,080 >> Ellen: NO, NO, THIS PARTICULAR GAME, I HAVE A FEELING YOU ARE GOING TO FOOL 738 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:03,247 PARTICULAR GAME, I HAVE A FEELING YOU ARE GOING TO FOOL ME. 739 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:04,348 FEELING YOU ARE GOING TO FOOL ME. WE WILL BE BACK. 740 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:07,218 ME. WE WILL BE BACK. WE WILL PLAY THE GAME. 741 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:07,518 WE WILL BE BACK. WE WILL PLAY THE GAME. YOU'LL SEE. 742 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:07,885 WE WILL PLAY THE GAME. YOU'LL SEE. >> Lauren: OKAY. 743 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:08,152 YOU'LL SEE. >> Lauren: OKAY. [APPLAUSE] 744 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:13,557 >> Lauren: OKAY. [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 745 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,393 [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> WITH THE ROPE. 746 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,494 ♪ ♪ >> WITH THE ROPE. OH, IT IS SO HEAVY. 747 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,129 >> WITH THE ROPE. OH, IT IS SO HEAVY. >> THAT ROPE. 748 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:19,029 OH, IT IS SO HEAVY. >> THAT ROPE. >> I'M PULLING IT. 749 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,798 >> THAT ROPE. >> I'M PULLING IT. >> I DON'T KNOW. 750 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,200 >> I'M PULLING IT. >> I DON'T KNOW. I THINK THAT FOR SOME REASON YOU 751 00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:24,368 >> I DON'T KNOW. I THINK THAT FOR SOME REASON YOU MAY HAVE DONE THAT. 752 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,804 I THINK THAT FOR SOME REASON YOU MAY HAVE DONE THAT. >> HE LIKES THE WORD, THOUGHT IT 753 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:27,471 MAY HAVE DONE THAT. >> HE LIKES THE WORD, THOUGHT IT WAS NECESSARY AND USEFUL, SO HE 754 00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:29,240 >> HE LIKES THE WORD, THOUGHT IT WAS NECESSARY AND USEFUL, SO HE JUST KEPT ON USING IT. 755 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:36,213 WAS NECESSARY AND USEFUL, SO HE JUST KEPT ON USING IT. 756 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:36,480 JUST KEPT ON USING IT. [APPLAUSE] 757 00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:44,955 [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH A 758 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:45,990 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH A LOVELY LAUREN GRAHAM. 759 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:48,626 >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH A LOVELY LAUREN GRAHAM. SHE HAS A NEW SHOW CALLED 760 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:49,026 LOVELY LAUREN GRAHAM. SHE HAS A NEW SHOW CALLED "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: 761 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:49,927 SHE HAS A NEW SHOW CALLED "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS" THAT FOLLOWS A 762 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:50,227 "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS" THAT FOLLOWS A HOCKEY TEAM. 763 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:50,895 GAME CHANGERS" THAT FOLLOWS A HOCKEY TEAM. I LEARNED TODAY YOU ARE ACTUALLY 764 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,797 HOCKEY TEAM. I LEARNED TODAY YOU ARE ACTUALLY A MASCOT FOR A SPORTS TEAM, AND 765 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:56,000 I LEARNED TODAY YOU ARE ACTUALLY A MASCOT FOR A SPORTS TEAM, AND THEN I FOUND OUT YOU HAVE ALL 766 00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:57,968 A MASCOT FOR A SPORTS TEAM, AND THEN I FOUND OUT YOU HAVE ALL KINDS OF JOBS THAT ARE CRAZY 767 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:58,602 THEN I FOUND OUT YOU HAVE ALL KINDS OF JOBS THAT ARE CRAZY JOBS THAT APPARENTLY -- THAT'S 768 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,104 KINDS OF JOBS THAT ARE CRAZY JOBS THAT APPARENTLY -- THAT'S WHAT MY PRODUCER SAYS. 769 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,007 JOBS THAT APPARENTLY -- THAT'S WHAT MY PRODUCER SAYS. SO WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, THERE'S 770 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:04,275 WHAT MY PRODUCER SAYS. SO WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, THERE'S A LIST OF JOBS. 771 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,376 SO WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, THERE'S A LIST OF JOBS. YOU ARE GOING TO TELL A STORY, 772 00:24:05,378 --> 00:24:08,879 A LIST OF JOBS. YOU ARE GOING TO TELL A STORY, AND I HAVE TO GUESS IF YOU ARE 773 00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:10,247 YOU ARE GOING TO TELL A STORY, AND I HAVE TO GUESS IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY -- IF YOU DID THAT OR 774 00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:10,648 AND I HAVE TO GUESS IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY -- IF YOU DID THAT OR NOT. 775 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,750 ACTUALLY -- IF YOU DID THAT OR NOT. AND I THINK YOU ARE GOOD AT 776 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:14,618 NOT. AND I THINK YOU ARE GOOD AT TELLING STORIES BECAUSE YOU ARE 777 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:14,952 AND I THINK YOU ARE GOOD AT TELLING STORIES BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ACTRESS. 778 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:15,953 TELLING STORIES BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ACTRESS. [LAUGHTER] 779 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:16,921 AN ACTRESS. [LAUGHTER] >> Lauren: ACTRESS. 780 00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:17,788 [LAUGHTER] >> Lauren: ACTRESS. >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT. 781 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,457 >> Lauren: ACTRESS. >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT. THE FIRST ONE SAYS YOU WERE A 782 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,191 >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT. THE FIRST ONE SAYS YOU WERE A HAIRSTYLIST. 783 00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:20,791 THE FIRST ONE SAYS YOU WERE A HAIRSTYLIST. TELL ME ABOUT THAT. 784 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,092 HAIRSTYLIST. TELL ME ABOUT THAT. >> Lauren: THAT IS TRUE. 785 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:25,563 TELL ME ABOUT THAT. >> Lauren: THAT IS TRUE. THE SUMMER BEFORE I WENT TO 786 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:26,997 >> Lauren: THAT IS TRUE. THE SUMMER BEFORE I WENT TO COLLEGE, I WORKED AS A 787 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:29,200 THE SUMMER BEFORE I WENT TO COLLEGE, I WORKED AS A RECEPTIONIST, AND OVER THE 788 00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:30,968 COLLEGE, I WORKED AS A RECEPTIONIST, AND OVER THE SUMMER, BEGAN TO BE ALLOWED TO 789 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,369 RECEPTIONIST, AND OVER THE SUMMER, BEGAN TO BE ALLOWED TO ACTUALLY CUT HAIR, WHICH I THEN 790 00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:33,237 SUMMER, BEGAN TO BE ALLOWED TO ACTUALLY CUT HAIR, WHICH I THEN DID IN COLLEGE. 791 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,339 ACTUALLY CUT HAIR, WHICH I THEN DID IN COLLEGE. >> Ellen: OKAY, I SEE THAT'S 792 00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:36,540 DID IN COLLEGE. >> Ellen: OKAY, I SEE THAT'S FALSE. 793 00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:38,809 >> Ellen: OKAY, I SEE THAT'S FALSE. >> Lauren: IT IS FALSISH. 794 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:42,680 FALSE. >> Lauren: IT IS FALSISH. THEY NEVER LET ME TOUCH CUT HAI. 795 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,548 >> Lauren: IT IS FALSISH. THEY NEVER LET ME TOUCH CUT HAI. >> Ellen: I WAS A SHAMPOO GIRL 796 00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:46,116 THEY NEVER LET ME TOUCH CUT HAI. >> Ellen: I WAS A SHAMPOO GIRL AT A HAIR SALON, BUT YOU KNOW 797 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,218 >> Ellen: I WAS A SHAMPOO GIRL AT A HAIR SALON, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IF YOU DON'T HOLD THAT 798 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:50,588 AT A HAIR SALON, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IF YOU DON'T HOLD THAT HOSE DIRECTLY UNDER THE HEAD, IT 799 00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:51,222 WHAT, IF YOU DON'T HOLD THAT HOSE DIRECTLY UNDER THE HEAD, IT SHOOTS TO THE CEILING AND DROPS 800 00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:53,090 HOSE DIRECTLY UNDER THE HEAD, IT SHOOTS TO THE CEILING AND DROPS ON THE PEOPLE'S FACE. 801 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:56,160 SHOOTS TO THE CEILING AND DROPS ON THE PEOPLE'S FACE. SO THEY MOVED ME OFF OF THAT. 802 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,361 ON THE PEOPLE'S FACE. SO THEY MOVED ME OFF OF THAT. YOU HAVE TO REALLY HOLD THAT 803 00:24:57,363 --> 00:24:59,363 SO THEY MOVED ME OFF OF THAT. YOU HAVE TO REALLY HOLD THAT HOSE TIGHT AGAINST THE HEAD. 804 00:24:59,365 --> 00:25:00,364 YOU HAVE TO REALLY HOLD THAT HOSE TIGHT AGAINST THE HEAD. ALWAYS APPRECIATE THE PEOPLE 805 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:01,298 HOSE TIGHT AGAINST THE HEAD. ALWAYS APPRECIATE THE PEOPLE SHAMPOOING YOUR HEAD BECAUSE IT 806 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:01,999 ALWAYS APPRECIATE THE PEOPLE SHAMPOOING YOUR HEAD BECAUSE IT COULD GO TO THE CEILING AND DROP 807 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,601 SHAMPOOING YOUR HEAD BECAUSE IT COULD GO TO THE CEILING AND DROP ON THEIR FACE. 808 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:07,638 COULD GO TO THE CEILING AND DROP ON THEIR FACE. ALL RIGHT, YOU SAY YOU WERE A -- 809 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,005 ON THEIR FACE. ALL RIGHT, YOU SAY YOU WERE A -- [LAUGHS] 810 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:12,376 ALL RIGHT, YOU SAY YOU WERE A -- [LAUGHS] YOU ARE A STREET MINE. 811 00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:15,145 [LAUGHS] YOU ARE A STREET MINE. >> Lauren: ELLEN, I FEEL THAT 812 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:19,316 YOU ARE A STREET MINE. >> Lauren: ELLEN, I FEEL THAT PART OF ACTING IS -- IS THE 813 00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:22,353 >> Lauren: ELLEN, I FEEL THAT PART OF ACTING IS -- IS THE PHYSICAL IS REALLY UNDERSTANDING 814 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:25,556 PART OF ACTING IS -- IS THE PHYSICAL IS REALLY UNDERSTANDING THE MOVEMENT THAT 815 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:31,595 PHYSICAL IS REALLY UNDERSTANDING THE MOVEMENT THAT HUMAN BEINGS MAKE, AND STUDYING 816 00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:31,795 THE MOVEMENT THAT HUMAN BEINGS MAKE, AND STUDYING THE -- 817 00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:32,496 HUMAN BEINGS MAKE, AND STUDYING THE -- [LAUGHTER] 818 00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:37,468 THE -- [LAUGHTER] VILLA, YOU KNOW, THE SPECIFICI 819 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:37,801 [LAUGHTER] VILLA, YOU KNOW, THE SPECIFICI SPECIFICITY -- 820 00:25:37,803 --> 00:25:38,802 VILLA, YOU KNOW, THE SPECIFICI SPECIFICITY -- >> Ellen: OH, THE CUBE IS IN 821 00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,671 SPECIFICITY -- >> Ellen: OH, THE CUBE IS IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU ARE NOT 822 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:41,005 >> Ellen: OH, THE CUBE IS IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU ARE NOT BEHIND. 823 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:41,205 FRONT OF YOU, YOU ARE NOT BEHIND. I SEE. 824 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:44,608 BEHIND. I SEE. THE CUBE IS IN FRONT OF YOU. 825 00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:46,577 I SEE. THE CUBE IS IN FRONT OF YOU. >> Lauren: WITH THE ROPE. 826 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:47,711 THE CUBE IS IN FRONT OF YOU. >> Lauren: WITH THE ROPE. OH, IT IS SO HEAVY. 827 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,179 >> Lauren: WITH THE ROPE. OH, IT IS SO HEAVY. >> Ellen: THAT ROPE. 828 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:50,381 OH, IT IS SO HEAVY. >> Ellen: THAT ROPE. >> Lauren: I'M PULLING IT. 829 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:51,582 >> Ellen: THAT ROPE. >> Lauren: I'M PULLING IT. >> Ellen: I DON'T KNOW. 830 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:52,650 >> Lauren: I'M PULLING IT. >> Ellen: I DON'T KNOW. I THINK THAT FOR SOME REASON YOU 831 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:56,186 >> Ellen: I DON'T KNOW. I THINK THAT FOR SOME REASON YOU MAY HAVE DONE THAT. 832 00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:57,388 I THINK THAT FOR SOME REASON YOU MAY HAVE DONE THAT. >> Lauren: WOW! 833 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:57,821 MAY HAVE DONE THAT. >> Lauren: WOW! NO! 834 00:25:57,823 --> 00:25:58,822 >> Lauren: WOW! NO! ARE YOU KIDDING? 835 00:25:58,824 --> 00:25:58,989 NO! ARE YOU KIDDING? NO. 836 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:02,326 ARE YOU KIDDING? NO. I WOULD MAKE THE MURDERS, MOST 837 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:03,394 NO. I WOULD MAKE THE MURDERS, MOST TERRIBLE MIME 838 00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:10,234 >> Ellen: I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING LIKE YOU ARE BAD JUST FOR ME. 839 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,336 LOOKING LIKE YOU ARE BAD JUST FOR ME. >> Lauren: REVERSE MIME 840 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:12,636 FOR ME. >> Lauren: REVERSE MIME PSYCHOLOGY. 841 00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:14,038 >> Lauren: REVERSE MIME PSYCHOLOGY. >> Ellen: I DID THINK IT WAS 842 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,406 PSYCHOLOGY. >> Ellen: I DID THINK IT WAS WEIRD THE CUBE WAS IN FRONT OF 843 00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:18,342 >> Ellen: I DID THINK IT WAS WEIRD THE CUBE WAS IN FRONT OF YOU, THAT YOU ARE NOT BEHIND. 844 00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:18,609 WEIRD THE CUBE WAS IN FRONT OF YOU, THAT YOU ARE NOT BEHIND. ALL RIGHT. 845 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:21,178 YOU, THAT YOU ARE NOT BEHIND. ALL RIGHT. YOU WERE A FENCE PAINTER. 846 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,746 ALL RIGHT. YOU WERE A FENCE PAINTER. >> Lauren: YES, THAT IS TRUE. 847 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,748 YOU WERE A FENCE PAINTER. >> Lauren: YES, THAT IS TRUE. IN SUMMER STOCK, THEY MAKE YOU 848 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:28,218 >> Lauren: YES, THAT IS TRUE. IN SUMMER STOCK, THEY MAKE YOU DO EVERYTHING EXCEPT ANYTHING 849 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,186 IN SUMMER STOCK, THEY MAKE YOU DO EVERYTHING EXCEPT ANYTHING FUN. 850 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:32,723 DO EVERYTHING EXCEPT ANYTHING FUN. I WENT TO THE BOX OFFICE, 851 00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:33,324 FUN. I WENT TO THE BOX OFFICE, PAINTED FENCES, CLEAN TOILETS, 852 00:26:33,326 --> 00:26:34,925 I WENT TO THE BOX OFFICE, PAINTED FENCES, CLEAN TOILETS, WORKED AT A BAR AFTERWARDS, AND 853 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:35,526 PAINTED FENCES, CLEAN TOILETS, WORKED AT A BAR AFTERWARDS, AND OCCASIONALLY I WAS IN THE BACK 854 00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:38,996 WORKED AT A BAR AFTERWARDS, AND OCCASIONALLY I WAS IN THE BACK ROW OF THE MUSICAL, SOMETIMES. 855 00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:39,697 OCCASIONALLY I WAS IN THE BACK ROW OF THE MUSICAL, SOMETIMES. >> Ellen: OKAY, I BELIEVE 856 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:40,497 ROW OF THE MUSICAL, SOMETIMES. >> Ellen: OKAY, I BELIEVE THAT. 857 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:42,633 >> Ellen: OKAY, I BELIEVE THAT. I THINK YOU ARE A FENCE PAINTER. 858 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:43,000 THAT. I THINK YOU ARE A FENCE PAINTER. >> Lauren: YEAH. 859 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:44,201 I THINK YOU ARE A FENCE PAINTER. >> Lauren: YEAH. >> Ellen: YOU WERE? 860 00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:44,535 >> Lauren: YEAH. >> Ellen: YOU WERE? OKAY. 861 00:26:44,537 --> 00:26:46,937 >> Ellen: YOU WERE? OKAY. IT SAYS YOU WERE A BUS DRIVER. 862 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,039 OKAY. IT SAYS YOU WERE A BUS DRIVER. >> Lauren: I WAS A BUS DRIVER 863 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:52,977 IT SAYS YOU WERE A BUS DRIVER. >> Lauren: I WAS A BUS DRIVER FOR SCHOOL. 864 00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:54,411 >> Lauren: I WAS A BUS DRIVER FOR SCHOOL. [LAUGHTER] 865 00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:57,014 FOR SCHOOL. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: NOT FAR, LIKE, THE 866 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:57,214 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: NOT FAR, LIKE, THE CITY? 867 00:26:57,216 --> 00:27:00,584 >> Ellen: NOT FAR, LIKE, THE CITY? YOU PICKED UP -- WHAT SCHOOL? 868 00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:05,689 CITY? YOU PICKED UP -- WHAT SCHOOL? WHAT AGE T KIDS WERE ON THE BUS? 869 00:27:05,691 --> 00:27:07,491 YOU PICKED UP -- WHAT SCHOOL? WHAT AGE T KIDS WERE ON THE BUS? >> Lauren: THERE WERE VARIOUS 870 00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:08,092 WHAT AGE T KIDS WERE ON THE BUS? >> Lauren: THERE WERE VARIOUS AGES, BECAUSE YOU DON'T JUST 871 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:11,495 >> Lauren: THERE WERE VARIOUS AGES, BECAUSE YOU DON'T JUST PICK UP ONE AGE WHEN YOU PICK UP 872 00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,830 AGES, BECAUSE YOU DON'T JUST PICK UP ONE AGE WHEN YOU PICK UP THE SCHOOLKIDS. 873 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:13,597 PICK UP ONE AGE WHEN YOU PICK UP THE SCHOOLKIDS. YOU KNOW. 874 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,799 THE SCHOOLKIDS. YOU KNOW. YOU DON'T JUST PICK UP, OH, I'M 875 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:18,302 YOU KNOW. YOU DON'T JUST PICK UP, OH, I'M JUST PICKING UP FIRST GRADE 876 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:18,502 YOU DON'T JUST PICK UP, OH, I'M JUST PICKING UP FIRST GRADE TODAY. 877 00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:19,203 JUST PICKING UP FIRST GRADE TODAY. ALL THE KIDS FROM THE 878 00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:21,705 TODAY. ALL THE KIDS FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 879 00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:22,139 ALL THE KIDS FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD. [LAUGHTER] 880 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,541 NEIGHBORHOOD. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, I DON'T 881 00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:25,209 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. 882 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,176 >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. >> Lauren: I DID. 883 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:27,678 BELIEVE THAT. >> Lauren: I DID. I WAS THE SCHOOL BUS DRIVER FOR 884 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,113 >> Lauren: I DID. I WAS THE SCHOOL BUS DRIVER FOR CAMP GREENWAY IN THE SUMMER, AND 885 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:30,648 I WAS THE SCHOOL BUS DRIVER FOR CAMP GREENWAY IN THE SUMMER, AND I PICKED UP CHILDREN OF ALL AGES 886 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:33,951 CAMP GREENWAY IN THE SUMMER, AND I PICKED UP CHILDREN OF ALL AGES IN THE D.C. AND VIRGINIA AREA. 887 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:35,319 I PICKED UP CHILDREN OF ALL AGES IN THE D.C. AND VIRGINIA AREA. >> Ellen: YOU DROVE -- 888 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,487 IN THE D.C. AND VIRGINIA AREA. >> Ellen: YOU DROVE -- >> Lauren: I HAD A SPECIAL 889 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:36,720 >> Ellen: YOU DROVE -- >> Lauren: I HAD A SPECIAL LICENSE. 890 00:27:36,722 --> 00:27:38,689 >> Lauren: I HAD A SPECIAL LICENSE. >> Ellen: THEY LET YOU DRIVE A 891 00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:39,056 LICENSE. >> Ellen: THEY LET YOU DRIVE A BUS OF CHILDREN? 892 00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:39,323 >> Ellen: THEY LET YOU DRIVE A BUS OF CHILDREN? [LAUGHTER] 893 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:40,991 BUS OF CHILDREN? [LAUGHTER] >> Lauren: YES. 894 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,793 [LAUGHTER] >> Lauren: YES. IT'S NOT LIKE A GIANT BUS, IT IS 895 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:44,128 >> Lauren: YES. IT'S NOT LIKE A GIANT BUS, IT IS A SMALLER BUS, BUT YOU STILL 896 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,796 IT'S NOT LIKE A GIANT BUS, IT IS A SMALLER BUS, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO HAVE A SPECIAL LICENSE, 897 00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:46,930 A SMALLER BUS, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO HAVE A SPECIAL LICENSE, BUT BELIEVE ME, THEY SHOULDN'T 898 00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:49,266 HAVE TO HAVE A SPECIAL LICENSE, BUT BELIEVE ME, THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE LET ME DO IT. 899 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:50,834 BUT BELIEVE ME, THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE LET ME DO IT. >> Ellen: YEAH, I KNOW. 900 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:51,368 HAVE LET ME DO IT. >> Ellen: YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW. 901 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,904 >> Ellen: YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW. I DON'T THINK SO, EITHER. 902 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:55,539 I KNOW. I DON'T THINK SO, EITHER. HEY, IT'S GOOD TALKING TO YOU. 903 00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:56,507 I DON'T THINK SO, EITHER. HEY, IT'S GOOD TALKING TO YOU. I MISS SEEING YOU. 904 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,909 HEY, IT'S GOOD TALKING TO YOU. I MISS SEEING YOU. I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON 905 00:27:58,911 --> 00:27:59,243 I MISS SEEING YOU. I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON SOON. 906 00:27:59,245 --> 00:27:59,677 I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON SOON. TAKE CARE. 907 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:00,077 SOON. TAKE CARE. >> Lauren: ME TO. 908 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:02,012 TAKE CARE. >> Lauren: ME TO. >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, 909 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,313 >> Lauren: ME TO. >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: 910 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:04,548 >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS" -- LOVE YOU TOO. 911 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:05,983 "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS" -- LOVE YOU TOO. IS NOW STREAMING ON DISNEY PLUS. 912 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:08,185 GAME CHANGERS" -- LOVE YOU TOO. IS NOW STREAMING ON DISNEY PLUS. NEW EPISODES PREMIER EVERY 913 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:09,153 IS NOW STREAMING ON DISNEY PLUS. NEW EPISODES PREMIER EVERY FRIDAY. 914 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,288 NEW EPISODES PREMIER EVERY FRIDAY. WE WILL BE BACK. 915 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:11,855 FRIDAY. WE WILL BE BACK. AT LAUREN GRAHAM EVERYBODY. 916 00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:12,122 WE WILL BE BACK. AT LAUREN GRAHAM EVERYBODY. [APPLAUSE] 917 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:17,594 AT LAUREN GRAHAM EVERYBODY. [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 918 00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:25,669 [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ ♪ I GET LIKE THIS EVERY TIME ♪ 919 00:28:25,671 --> 00:28:28,138 ♪ ♪ ♪ I GET LIKE THIS EVERY TIME ♪ ♪ ALL THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE 920 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:32,209 ♪ I GET LIKE THIS EVERY TIME ♪ ♪ ALL THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE YOU AND ME ♪ HIS ACTING SKILLS, 921 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,477 ♪ ALL THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE YOU AND ME ♪ HIS ACTING SKILLS, YOU TRY TO PULL HIM ALONG. 922 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:33,744 YOU AND ME ♪ HIS ACTING SKILLS, YOU TRY TO PULL HIM ALONG. [LAUGHTER] 923 00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:36,113 YOU TRY TO PULL HIM ALONG. [LAUGHTER] ♪ ♪ 924 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:38,749 [LAUGHTER] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A 925 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:39,349 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST MAKING 926 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:43,020 >> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST MAKING HIS DAYTIME TELEVISION REVIEW. 927 00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:43,587 GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST MAKING HIS DAYTIME TELEVISION REVIEW. NONPERFORMING 928 00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:44,221 HIS DAYTIME TELEVISION REVIEW. NONPERFORMING "HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY," PLEASE 929 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,622 NONPERFORMING "HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY," PLEASE WELCOME GIVEON! 930 00:28:45,624 --> 00:29:00,070 "HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY," PLEASE WELCOME GIVEON! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 931 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:07,244 [INDISTINCT] ♪ ♪ ♪ BALLOONS ARE DEFLATED ♪ 932 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:07,811 ♪ ♪ ♪ BALLOONS ARE DEFLATED ♪ ♪ GUESS THEY LOOK LIFELESS 933 00:29:07,813 --> 00:29:10,114 ♪ BALLOONS ARE DEFLATED ♪ ♪ GUESS THEY LOOK LIFELESS LIKE ME ♪ 934 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,682 ♪ GUESS THEY LOOK LIFELESS LIKE ME ♪ ♪ WE MISS YOU ON YOUR SIDE OF 935 00:29:11,684 --> 00:29:19,923 LIKE ME ♪ ♪ WE MISS YOU ON YOUR SIDE OF THE BED, MMM ♪ 936 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,459 ♪ WE MISS YOU ON YOUR SIDE OF THE BED, MMM ♪ ♪ STILL GOT YOUR THINGS HERE ♪ 937 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:23,127 THE BED, MMM ♪ ♪ STILL GOT YOUR THINGS HERE ♪ ♪ AND THEY STARE AT ME LIKE 938 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:24,628 ♪ STILL GOT YOUR THINGS HERE ♪ ♪ AND THEY STARE AT ME LIKE SOUVENIRS ♪ 939 00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:25,229 ♪ AND THEY STARE AT ME LIKE SOUVENIRS ♪ ♪ DON'T WANNA LET YOU OUT MY 940 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:31,668 SOUVENIRS ♪ ♪ DON'T WANNA LET YOU OUT MY HEAD ♪ 941 00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:32,302 ♪ DON'T WANNA LET YOU OUT MY HEAD ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE THE DAY THAT I MET 942 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,938 HEAD ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE THE DAY THAT I MET YOU, THE DAY I THOUGHT FOREVER ♪ 943 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:35,839 ♪ JUST LIKE THE DAY THAT I MET YOU, THE DAY I THOUGHT FOREVER ♪ ♪ SAID THAT YOU LOVE ME, BUT 944 00:29:35,841 --> 00:29:40,677 YOU, THE DAY I THOUGHT FOREVER ♪ ♪ SAID THAT YOU LOVE ME, BUT THAT'LL LAST FOR NEVER ♪ 945 00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:41,311 ♪ SAID THAT YOU LOVE ME, BUT THAT'LL LAST FOR NEVER ♪ ♪ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE LIKE WHEN 946 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:43,247 THAT'LL LAST FOR NEVER ♪ ♪ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE LIKE WHEN YOU WALKED OUT MY LIFE ♪ 947 00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:47,351 ♪ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE LIKE WHEN YOU WALKED OUT MY LIFE ♪ ♪ WHY YOU WALK OUT MY LIFE? ♪ 948 00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:57,828 YOU WALKED OUT MY LIFE ♪ ♪ WHY YOU WALK OUT MY LIFE? ♪ ♪ I GET LIKE THIS EVERY TIME ♪ 949 00:29:57,830 --> 00:29:58,529 ♪ WHY YOU WALK OUT MY LIFE? ♪ ♪ I GET LIKE THIS EVERY TIME ♪ ♪ ON THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE 950 00:29:58,531 --> 00:29:58,962 ♪ I GET LIKE THIS EVERY TIME ♪ ♪ ON THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE YOU AND ME ♪ 951 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:01,498 ♪ ON THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE YOU AND ME ♪ ♪ HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY ♪ 952 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:09,173 YOU AND ME ♪ ♪ HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I REMEMBER EVERY TIME ♪ 953 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:09,807 ♪ HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I REMEMBER EVERY TIME ♪ ♪ ON THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE 954 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:13,143 ♪ 'CAUSE I REMEMBER EVERY TIME ♪ ♪ ON THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE YOU AND ME ♪ 955 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:13,811 ♪ ON THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE YOU AND ME ♪ ♪ HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY, DO YOU 956 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:21,785 YOU AND ME ♪ ♪ HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY, DO YOU EVER THINK OF ME? ♪ 957 00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:33,797 ♪ HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY, DO YOU EVER THINK OF ME? ♪ ♪ OH-OOH NO ♪ 958 00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:36,700 EVER THINK OF ME? ♪ ♪ OH-OOH NO ♪ ♪ I'M BUILDIN' MY HOPES UP ♪ 959 00:30:36,702 --> 00:30:37,267 ♪ OH-OOH NO ♪ ♪ I'M BUILDIN' MY HOPES UP ♪ ♪ LIKE PRESENTS UNOPENED TO 960 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:42,206 ♪ I'M BUILDIN' MY HOPES UP ♪ ♪ LIKE PRESENTS UNOPENED TO THIS DAY ♪ 961 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:42,840 ♪ LIKE PRESENTS UNOPENED TO THIS DAY ♪ ♪ I STILL SEE THE MESSAGES YOU 962 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:48,178 THIS DAY ♪ ♪ I STILL SEE THE MESSAGES YOU READ, MMM ♪ 963 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,479 ♪ I STILL SEE THE MESSAGES YOU READ, MMM ♪ ♪ I'M FOOLISHLY PATIENT 964 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:53,417 READ, MMM ♪ ♪ I'M FOOLISHLY PATIENT FOOLISHLY PATIENT ♪ 965 00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:54,117 ♪ I'M FOOLISHLY PATIENT FOOLISHLY PATIENT ♪ ♪ CAN'T GET PAST THE TASTE OF 966 00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:57,221 FOOLISHLY PATIENT ♪ ♪ CAN'T GET PAST THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS ♪ 967 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:57,821 ♪ CAN'T GET PAST THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS ♪ ♪ DON'T WANNA LET YOU OUT MY 968 00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:03,227 YOUR LIPS ♪ ♪ DON'T WANNA LET YOU OUT MY HEAD ♪ 969 00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:03,861 ♪ DON'T WANNA LET YOU OUT MY HEAD ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE THE DAY THAT I MET 970 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:06,697 HEAD ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE THE DAY THAT I MET YOU, THE DAY I THOUGHT FOREVER ♪ 971 00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:07,264 ♪ JUST LIKE THE DAY THAT I MET YOU, THE DAY I THOUGHT FOREVER ♪ ♪ SAID THAT YOU LOVE ME BUT 972 00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:09,666 YOU, THE DAY I THOUGHT FOREVER ♪ ♪ SAID THAT YOU LOVE ME BUT THAT'LL LAST FOR NEVER ♪ 973 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,068 ♪ SAID THAT YOU LOVE ME BUT THAT'LL LAST FOR NEVER ♪ ♪ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE LIKE WHEN 974 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,403 THAT'LL LAST FOR NEVER ♪ ♪ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE LIKE WHEN YOU WALKED OUT MY LIFE ♪ 975 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:18,408 ♪ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE LIKE WHEN YOU WALKED OUT MY LIFE ♪ ♪ WHY YOU WALK OUT MY LIFE? ♪ 976 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:24,815 YOU WALKED OUT MY LIFE ♪ ♪ WHY YOU WALK OUT MY LIFE? ♪ ♪ I GET LIKE THIS EVERY TIME ♪ 977 00:31:24,817 --> 00:31:26,049 ♪ WHY YOU WALK OUT MY LIFE? ♪ ♪ I GET LIKE THIS EVERY TIME ♪ ♪ ON THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE 978 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:29,253 ♪ I GET LIKE THIS EVERY TIME ♪ ♪ ON THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE YOU AND ME ♪ 979 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:32,956 ♪ ON THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE YOU AND ME ♪ ♪ HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY ♪ 980 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:44,501 YOU AND ME ♪ ♪ HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I REMEMBER EVERY TIME ♪ 981 00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:45,135 ♪ HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I REMEMBER EVERY TIME ♪ ♪ ON THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE 982 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:49,673 ♪ 'CAUSE I REMEMBER EVERY TIME ♪ ♪ ON THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE YOU AND ME ♪ 983 00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:50,340 ♪ ON THESE DAYS THAT FEEL LIKE YOU AND ME ♪ ♪ HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY, DO YOU 984 00:31:50,342 --> 00:32:01,685 YOU AND ME ♪ ♪ HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY, DO YOU EVER THINK OF ME? ♪ 985 00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:03,186 ♪ HEARTBREAK ANNIVERSARY, DO YOU EVER THINK OF ME? ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 986 00:32:03,188 --> 00:32:12,462 EVER THINK OF ME? ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 987 00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:14,431 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> HE LIKED THE WORD, THOUGHT IT 988 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:15,699 ♪ ♪ >> HE LIKED THE WORD, THOUGHT IT WAS NECESSARY AND USEFUL, SO HE 989 00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:17,701 >> HE LIKED THE WORD, THOUGHT IT WAS NECESSARY AND USEFUL, SO HE JUST KEPT ON USING IT. 990 00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:20,103 WAS NECESSARY AND USEFUL, SO HE JUST KEPT ON USING IT. [APPLAUSE] 991 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,005 JUST KEPT ON USING IT. [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 992 00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:42,192 [APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE 993 00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:44,094 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE TWO SIBLINGS FROM BOSTON WHO 994 00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:45,028 >> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE TWO SIBLINGS FROM BOSTON WHO TRAGICALLY LOST THEIR FATHER TO 995 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:45,629 TWO SIBLINGS FROM BOSTON WHO TRAGICALLY LOST THEIR FATHER TO COVID-19 LAST APRIL. 996 00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,597 TRAGICALLY LOST THEIR FATHER TO COVID-19 LAST APRIL. SINCE THEN, THEY HAVE MADE IT 997 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:48,165 COVID-19 LAST APRIL. SINCE THEN, THEY HAVE MADE IT THEIR MISSION TO HONOR HIS 998 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:50,567 SINCE THEN, THEY HAVE MADE IT THEIR MISSION TO HONOR HIS MEMORY BY GETTING A WORD HE 999 00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:53,770 THEIR MISSION TO HONOR HIS MEMORY BY GETTING A WORD HE COMPLETELY MADE UP INTO THE 1000 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:54,071 MEMORY BY GETTING A WORD HE COMPLETELY MADE UP INTO THE DICTIONARY. 1001 00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:54,604 COMPLETELY MADE UP INTO THE DICTIONARY. PLEASE WELCOME HILARY AND 1002 00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:55,005 DICTIONARY. PLEASE WELCOME HILARY AND JONATHAN KRIEGER. 1003 00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:57,541 PLEASE WELCOME HILARY AND JONATHAN KRIEGER. [APPLAUSE] 1004 00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:57,874 JONATHAN KRIEGER. [APPLAUSE] >> Hilary: HI. 1005 00:32:57,876 --> 00:33:00,610 [APPLAUSE] >> Hilary: HI. >> Ellen: HI! 1006 00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:01,478 >> Hilary: HI. >> Ellen: HI! >> Jonathan: HI. 1007 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:01,812 >> Ellen: HI! >> Jonathan: HI. >> Hilary: HI. 1008 00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:02,813 >> Jonathan: HI. >> Hilary: HI. >> Ellen: IT IS SO NICE TO 1009 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,114 >> Hilary: HI. >> Ellen: IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU BOTH. 1010 00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,782 >> Ellen: IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU BOTH. FIRST OF ALL, I'M VERY SORRY TO 1011 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:06,984 MEET YOU BOTH. FIRST OF ALL, I'M VERY SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAD. 1012 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:08,185 FIRST OF ALL, I'M VERY SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAD. HE PASSED AWAY FROM COVID, 1013 00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:11,588 HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAD. HE PASSED AWAY FROM COVID, BASICALLY ABOUT A YEAR AND AGO, 1014 00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:12,022 HE PASSED AWAY FROM COVID, BASICALLY ABOUT A YEAR AND AGO, NOW, THIS TIME. 1015 00:33:12,024 --> 00:33:15,926 BASICALLY ABOUT A YEAR AND AGO, NOW, THIS TIME. SO YOU ARE DOING THIS FOR HIM, 1016 00:33:15,928 --> 00:33:16,727 NOW, THIS TIME. SO YOU ARE DOING THIS FOR HIM, AND JUST -- OKAY, SO TELL 1017 00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:17,961 SO YOU ARE DOING THIS FOR HIM, AND JUST -- OKAY, SO TELL EVERYONE IN THE STORY. 1018 00:33:17,963 --> 00:33:19,563 AND JUST -- OKAY, SO TELL EVERYONE IN THE STORY. YOUR DAD INSPIRED YOU TO START 1019 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:19,896 EVERYONE IN THE STORY. YOUR DAD INSPIRED YOU TO START THIS PROJECT. 1020 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:24,167 YOUR DAD INSPIRED YOU TO START THIS PROJECT. THE WORD IS... 1021 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:24,668 THIS PROJECT. THE WORD IS... >> Hilary: ORBISCULATE. 1022 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:25,135 THE WORD IS... >> Hilary: ORBISCULATE. >> Ellen: ORBISCULATE. 1023 00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:26,370 >> Hilary: ORBISCULATE. >> Ellen: ORBISCULATE. WHICH HE MADE UP. 1024 00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:27,804 >> Ellen: ORBISCULATE. WHICH HE MADE UP. BUT YOU DID NOT KNOW IT WAS A 1025 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,773 WHICH HE MADE UP. BUT YOU DID NOT KNOW IT WAS A MADE UP WORD. 1026 00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:30,507 BUT YOU DID NOT KNOW IT WAS A MADE UP WORD. TELL EVERYBODY THE STORY. 1027 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,075 MADE UP WORD. TELL EVERYBODY THE STORY. >> Hilary: WELL, IT TURNS OUT 1028 00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:34,411 TELL EVERYBODY THE STORY. >> Hilary: WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT BACK IN COLLEGE, HE HAD AN 1029 00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:35,912 >> Hilary: WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT BACK IN COLLEGE, HE HAD AN ASSIGNMENT TO COME UP WITH A NEW 1030 00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:37,347 THAT BACK IN COLLEGE, HE HAD AN ASSIGNMENT TO COME UP WITH A NEW WORD FOR A COLLEGE CLASS, AND HE 1031 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,750 ASSIGNMENT TO COME UP WITH A NEW WORD FOR A COLLEGE CLASS, AND HE CAME UP WITH THIS WORD COME 1032 00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:40,517 WORD FOR A COLLEGE CLASS, AND HE CAME UP WITH THIS WORD COME ORBISCULATE, WHICH MEANS "WHEN 1033 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,587 CAME UP WITH THIS WORD COME ORBISCULATE, WHICH MEANS "WHEN YOU DIG INTO A GRAPEFRUIT AND IT 1034 00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:45,022 ORBISCULATE, WHICH MEANS "WHEN YOU DIG INTO A GRAPEFRUIT AND IT SQUIRTS JUICE INTO YOUR EYE," 1035 00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:46,990 YOU DIG INTO A GRAPEFRUIT AND IT SQUIRTS JUICE INTO YOUR EYE," AND OTHER TYPES OF FRUIT THAT 1036 00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:49,726 SQUIRTS JUICE INTO YOUR EYE," AND OTHER TYPES OF FRUIT THAT ATTACK YOU WHEN YOU ARE NOT 1037 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:51,261 AND OTHER TYPES OF FRUIT THAT ATTACK YOU WHEN YOU ARE NOT WANTING -- AND HE LIKED THE 1038 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:51,862 ATTACK YOU WHEN YOU ARE NOT WANTING -- AND HE LIKED THE WORD, THOUGHT IT WAS NECESSARY 1039 00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:54,998 WANTING -- AND HE LIKED THE WORD, THOUGHT IT WAS NECESSARY AND USEFUL, SO HE JUST KEPT ON 1040 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,767 WORD, THOUGHT IT WAS NECESSARY AND USEFUL, SO HE JUST KEPT ON USING IT, AS ONE WORD WHEN YOU 1041 00:33:56,769 --> 00:33:57,868 AND USEFUL, SO HE JUST KEPT ON USING IT, AS ONE WORD WHEN YOU COME UP WITH A GOOD WORD, SO HE 1042 00:33:57,870 --> 00:33:59,703 USING IT, AS ONE WORD WHEN YOU COME UP WITH A GOOD WORD, SO HE USED IT AROUND THE HOUSE GROWING 1043 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,072 COME UP WITH A GOOD WORD, SO HE USED IT AROUND THE HOUSE GROWING UP, AND, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T ASK 1044 00:34:02,074 --> 00:34:04,007 USED IT AROUND THE HOUSE GROWING UP, AND, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T ASK YOUR PARENT, "HEY, THAT WORD YOU 1045 00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:05,809 UP, AND, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T ASK YOUR PARENT, "HEY, THAT WORD YOU USED, IS OUT IN THE DICTIONARY?" 1046 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,511 YOUR PARENT, "HEY, THAT WORD YOU USED, IS OUT IN THE DICTIONARY?" YOU JUST THINK THAT IS THE WORD 1047 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:10,313 USED, IS OUT IN THE DICTIONARY?" YOU JUST THINK THAT IS THE WORD WE USED, AND THAT WAS THE WORD 1048 00:34:10,315 --> 00:34:11,982 YOU JUST THINK THAT IS THE WORD WE USED, AND THAT WAS THE WORD WE KNEW GROWING UP. 1049 00:34:11,984 --> 00:34:12,983 WE USED, AND THAT WAS THE WORD WE KNEW GROWING UP. EMBARRASSINGLY, IT WAS NOT UNTIL 1050 00:34:12,985 --> 00:34:15,719 WE KNEW GROWING UP. EMBARRASSINGLY, IT WAS NOT UNTIL I WAS 23 AND A FRIEND OF MINE 1051 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,220 EMBARRASSINGLY, IT WAS NOT UNTIL I WAS 23 AND A FRIEND OF MINE WAS OVER, WE HAPPENED TO BE AT 1052 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,389 I WAS 23 AND A FRIEND OF MINE WAS OVER, WE HAPPENED TO BE AT HER PARENTS HOUSE IN BOSTON, AND 1053 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:22,859 WAS OVER, WE HAPPENED TO BE AT HER PARENTS HOUSE IN BOSTON, AND WE WERE EATING SOME ORANGES, AND 1054 00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:25,262 HER PARENTS HOUSE IN BOSTON, AND WE WERE EATING SOME ORANGES, AND ONE ORBISCULATED. 1055 00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:25,529 WE WERE EATING SOME ORANGES, AND ONE ORBISCULATED. [LAUGHTER] 1056 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:28,598 ONE ORBISCULATED. [LAUGHTER] IT SPRAYED, AND I SAID THAT IT 1057 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,101 [LAUGHTER] IT SPRAYED, AND I SAID THAT IT ORBISCULATED ON ME, HE SAID, "IT 1058 00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:31,368 IT SPRAYED, AND I SAID THAT IT ORBISCULATED ON ME, HE SAID, "IT DID WHAT?" 1059 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:31,868 ORBISCULATED ON ME, HE SAID, "IT DID WHAT?" [LAUGHTER] 1060 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:34,171 DID WHAT?" [LAUGHTER] AND IT TURNS OUT HE DID NOT KNOW 1061 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:35,405 [LAUGHTER] AND IT TURNS OUT HE DID NOT KNOW THE WORD, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A 1062 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,106 AND IT TURNS OUT HE DID NOT KNOW THE WORD, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT WORD AND HE SHOULD KNOW 1063 00:34:36,108 --> 00:34:37,407 THE WORD, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT WORD AND HE SHOULD KNOW IT, SO WE MADE A BET TO SEE IF 1064 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,810 GREAT WORD AND HE SHOULD KNOW IT, SO WE MADE A BET TO SEE IF IT WAS IN THE DICTIONARY. 1065 00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:42,746 IT, SO WE MADE A BET TO SEE IF IT WAS IN THE DICTIONARY. WE BET $5, AND OPENED IT UP, AND 1066 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:45,615 IT WAS IN THE DICTIONARY. WE BET $5, AND OPENED IT UP, AND TO MY GREAT SHOT, THERE WAS NO 1067 00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:46,783 WE BET $5, AND OPENED IT UP, AND TO MY GREAT SHOT, THERE WAS NO ORBISCULATE IN THE DICTIONARY. 1068 00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:47,551 TO MY GREAT SHOT, THERE WAS NO ORBISCULATE IN THE DICTIONARY. >> Ellen: RIGHT. 1069 00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:48,285 ORBISCULATE IN THE DICTIONARY. >> Ellen: RIGHT. >> Hilary: INCREDIBLY 1070 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:48,952 >> Ellen: RIGHT. >> Hilary: INCREDIBLY UPSETTING TO FIND THAT OUT. 1071 00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:50,520 >> Hilary: INCREDIBLY UPSETTING TO FIND THAT OUT. >> Ellen: SO, YEAH, WHAT A 1072 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,588 UPSETTING TO FIND THAT OUT. >> Ellen: SO, YEAH, WHAT A TIME TO FIND OUT. 1073 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,558 >> Ellen: SO, YEAH, WHAT A TIME TO FIND OUT. AND YOU LOSE $5, TOO. 1074 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,258 TIME TO FIND OUT. AND YOU LOSE $5, TOO. THAT'S NOT FAIR. 1075 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,760 AND YOU LOSE $5, TOO. THAT'S NOT FAIR. >> Jonathan: ADJUST FOR 1076 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,128 THAT'S NOT FAIR. >> Jonathan: ADJUST FOR INFLATION, THAT'S LIKE $75. 1077 00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:01,998 >> Jonathan: ADJUST FOR INFLATION, THAT'S LIKE $75. >> Hilary: IT WAS CAREFUL KNOW 1078 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,299 INFLATION, THAT'S LIKE $75. >> Hilary: IT WAS CAREFUL KNOW MY TERRIBLE. 1079 00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:02,899 >> Hilary: IT WAS CAREFUL KNOW MY TERRIBLE. >> Ellen: WHEN YOU CONFRONTED 1080 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:04,468 MY TERRIBLE. >> Ellen: WHEN YOU CONFRONTED HIM AND TOLD HIM THAT, FIRST IT 1081 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,802 >> Ellen: WHEN YOU CONFRONTED HIM AND TOLD HIM THAT, FIRST IT WAS HILARIOUS THAT HE MADE IT 1082 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:08,238 HIM AND TOLD HIM THAT, FIRST IT WAS HILARIOUS THAT HE MADE IT SO -- SO YOU ARE TRYING TO GET 1083 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,339 WAS HILARIOUS THAT HE MADE IT SO -- SO YOU ARE TRYING TO GET IT INTO THE DICTIONARY, AND HOW 1084 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,975 SO -- SO YOU ARE TRYING TO GET IT INTO THE DICTIONARY, AND HOW DO YOU GO ABOUT GETTING A WORD 1085 00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:12,409 IT INTO THE DICTIONARY, AND HOW DO YOU GO ABOUT GETTING A WORD INTO A DICTIONARY? 1086 00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:14,978 DO YOU GO ABOUT GETTING A WORD INTO A DICTIONARY? >> Jonathan: WELL, WE DID SOME 1087 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:15,245 INTO A DICTIONARY? >> Jonathan: WELL, WE DID SOME RESEARCH. 1088 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:19,015 >> Jonathan: WELL, WE DID SOME RESEARCH. I GOOGLED IT, AND THAT REALLY 1089 00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:22,018 RESEARCH. I GOOGLED IT, AND THAT REALLY COVERED OUR RESEARCH, BUT MY 1090 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,487 I GOOGLED IT, AND THAT REALLY COVERED OUR RESEARCH, BUT MY SISTER CALLED EDITORS, AND THERE 1091 00:35:23,489 --> 00:35:24,921 COVERED OUR RESEARCH, BUT MY SISTER CALLED EDITORS, AND THERE ARE PEOPLE AT THESE MAJOR 1092 00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:26,022 SISTER CALLED EDITORS, AND THERE ARE PEOPLE AT THESE MAJOR DICTIONARIES AND THEIR JOB IS TO 1093 00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:27,190 ARE PEOPLE AT THESE MAJOR DICTIONARIES AND THEIR JOB IS TO SCOUT THE WORLD LOOKING FOR NEW 1094 00:35:27,192 --> 00:35:27,891 DICTIONARIES AND THEIR JOB IS TO SCOUT THE WORLD LOOKING FOR NEW WORDS. 1095 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:29,526 SCOUT THE WORLD LOOKING FOR NEW WORDS. ANYTIME WORDS GET USED, THEY 1096 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:30,961 WORDS. ANYTIME WORDS GET USED, THEY START A FILE ON IT, SO THE MORE 1097 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:32,529 ANYTIME WORDS GET USED, THEY START A FILE ON IT, SO THE MORE A WORD GETS USED, THE MORE THEY 1098 00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:41,605 START A FILE ON IT, SO THE MORE A WORD GETS USED, THE MORE THEY TRACK THAT, KEEPING -- SO 1099 00:35:41,607 --> 00:35:42,105 A WORD GETS USED, THE MORE THEY TRACK THAT, KEEPING -- SO "ORBISCULATED" WOULD BE 1100 00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:42,372 TRACK THAT, KEEPING -- SO "ORBISCULATED" WOULD BE DIFFERENT. 1101 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:44,774 "ORBISCULATED" WOULD BE DIFFERENT. THE MORE IT IS USED, THE MORE IT 1102 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:46,409 DIFFERENT. THE MORE IT IS USED, THE MORE IT WOULD BECOME PART OF THE 1103 00:35:46,411 --> 00:35:46,710 THE MORE IT IS USED, THE MORE IT WOULD BECOME PART OF THE DICTIONARY. 1104 00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:47,377 WOULD BECOME PART OF THE DICTIONARY. >> Ellen: SINCE YOU STARTED 1105 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:48,178 DICTIONARY. >> Ellen: SINCE YOU STARTED THE PROJECT, YOUR PEOPLE REACH 1106 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,012 >> Ellen: SINCE YOU STARTED THE PROJECT, YOUR PEOPLE REACH OUT AND SAY THEY HAVE BEEN USING 1107 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:50,380 THE PROJECT, YOUR PEOPLE REACH OUT AND SAY THEY HAVE BEEN USING THE WORD. 1108 00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:52,983 OUT AND SAY THEY HAVE BEEN USING THE WORD. AND I LOVE THIS. 1109 00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:53,583 THE WORD. AND I LOVE THIS. WHILE YOU ARE WORKING TO GET 1110 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:57,154 AND I LOVE THIS. WHILE YOU ARE WORKING TO GET INTO THE DICTIONARY, 1111 00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:58,388 WHILE YOU ARE WORKING TO GET INTO THE DICTIONARY, ORBISCULATE, I WILL SAY IT 1112 00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:02,959 INTO THE DICTIONARY, ORBISCULATE, I WILL SAY IT MYSELF COME ORBISCULATE. 1113 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:04,327 ORBISCULATE, I WILL SAY IT MYSELF COME ORBISCULATE. DERRICK ROSE, ANOTHER PERSON. 1114 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:05,195 MYSELF COME ORBISCULATE. DERRICK ROSE, ANOTHER PERSON. YOU ARE RAISING MONEY FOR A 1115 00:36:05,197 --> 00:36:08,298 DERRICK ROSE, ANOTHER PERSON. YOU ARE RAISING MONEY FOR A REALLY GOOD CAUSE. 1116 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,684 YOU ARE RAISING MONEY FOR A REALLY GOOD CAUSE. >> Jonathan: YEAH, EXACTLY. 1117 00:36:10,686 --> 00:36:11,668 REALLY GOOD CAUSE. >> Jonathan: YEAH, EXACTLY. WHEN DAD PASSED AWAY, THEY'RE 1118 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,103 >> Jonathan: YEAH, EXACTLY. WHEN DAD PASSED AWAY, THEY'RE ALL THESE THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO 1119 00:36:13,105 --> 00:36:14,004 WHEN DAD PASSED AWAY, THEY'RE ALL THESE THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO WHEN SOMEONE PASSES AWAY. 1120 00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:17,908 ALL THESE THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO WHEN SOMEONE PASSES AWAY. YOU HAVE TO FIND A BURIAL PLOT, 1121 00:36:17,910 --> 00:36:18,475 WHEN SOMEONE PASSES AWAY. YOU HAVE TO FIND A BURIAL PLOT, CONTACT THE SOCIAL SECURITY 1122 00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:20,310 YOU HAVE TO FIND A BURIAL PLOT, CONTACT THE SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION, WRITE AN 1123 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:21,311 CONTACT THE SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION, WRITE AN OBITUARY, ALL THESE INTERESTING 1124 00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:23,013 ADMINISTRATION, WRITE AN OBITUARY, ALL THESE INTERESTING THINGS, AND AT THE SAME TIME, 1125 00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:24,548 OBITUARY, ALL THESE INTERESTING THINGS, AND AT THE SAME TIME, THE MOST DRAMATIC MOMENT OF YOUR 1126 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:25,982 THINGS, AND AT THE SAME TIME, THE MOST DRAMATIC MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE, SO IT'S INCREDIBLY HARD 1127 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:27,918 THE MOST DRAMATIC MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE, SO IT'S INCREDIBLY HARD THING TO TRY AND DO ALL THAT. 1128 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,219 LIFE, SO IT'S INCREDIBLY HARD THING TO TRY AND DO ALL THAT. WE WERE REALLY LUCKY, WE HAD A 1129 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:30,287 THING TO TRY AND DO ALL THAT. WE WERE REALLY LUCKY, WE HAD A GREAT NETWORK OF FRIENDS AND 1130 00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:32,389 WE WERE REALLY LUCKY, WE HAD A GREAT NETWORK OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHO WERE ABLE TO HELP US 1131 00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:33,290 GREAT NETWORK OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHO WERE ABLE TO HELP US THROUGH THAT, BUT REALIZED 1132 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:34,191 FAMILY WHO WERE ABLE TO HELP US THROUGH THAT, BUT REALIZED THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO 1133 00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:35,559 THROUGH THAT, BUT REALIZED THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THAT, SO WE FOUND 1134 00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:37,460 THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THAT, SO WE FOUND THIS REALLY WONDERFUL 1135 00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:39,896 DON'T HAVE THAT, SO WE FOUND THIS REALLY WONDERFUL ORGANIZATION, AND THEY ARE BASED 1136 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:42,065 THIS REALLY WONDERFUL ORGANIZATION, AND THEY ARE BASED IN TEXAS, A WONDERFUL PERSON WHO 1137 00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:44,267 ORGANIZATION, AND THEY ARE BASED IN TEXAS, A WONDERFUL PERSON WHO LOST HIS KID AND STARTED THIS 1138 00:36:44,269 --> 00:36:45,936 IN TEXAS, A WONDERFUL PERSON WHO LOST HIS KID AND STARTED THIS ORGANIZATION, BASICALLY TO HELP 1139 00:36:45,938 --> 00:36:46,503 LOST HIS KID AND STARTED THIS ORGANIZATION, BASICALLY TO HELP PEOPLE IN THE AFTERMATH OF 1140 00:36:46,505 --> 00:36:48,572 ORGANIZATION, BASICALLY TO HELP PEOPLE IN THE AFTERMATH OF LOSING A LOVED ONE. 1141 00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:50,307 PEOPLE IN THE AFTERMATH OF LOSING A LOVED ONE. SO ANYTIME WE SELL AN 1142 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:50,974 LOSING A LOVED ONE. SO ANYTIME WE SELL AN ORBISCULATE T-SHIRT OR ANYTHING 1143 00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:52,342 SO ANYTIME WE SELL AN ORBISCULATE T-SHIRT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, WE WANT TO MAKE SURE 1144 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,611 ORBISCULATE T-SHIRT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, WE WANT TO MAKE SURE ANY MONEY GOES TO THAT. 1145 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:55,245 LIKE THAT, WE WANT TO MAKE SURE ANY MONEY GOES TO THAT. >> Ellen: THAT'S FANTASTIC. 1146 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:55,512 ANY MONEY GOES TO THAT. >> Ellen: THAT'S FANTASTIC. [APPLAUSE] 1147 00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:57,914 >> Ellen: THAT'S FANTASTIC. [APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, WELL, ONE OF THE 1148 00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:00,417 [APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, WELL, ONE OF THE THINGS ON YOUR LIST IS TO SEE 1149 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:02,953 ALL RIGHT, WELL, ONE OF THE THINGS ON YOUR LIST IS TO SEE ORBISCULATE USED ON A WINDOW 1150 00:37:02,955 --> 00:37:03,920 THINGS ON YOUR LIST IS TO SEE ORBISCULATE USED ON A WINDOW BANNER OR A LAWN SIGN, AND I 1151 00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:05,722 ORBISCULATE USED ON A WINDOW BANNER OR A LAWN SIGN, AND I DON'T HAVE THAT, BUT I DO HAVE A 1152 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:07,190 BANNER OR A LAWN SIGN, AND I DON'T HAVE THAT, BUT I DO HAVE A BILLBOARD ON THE SIDE OF THE 1153 00:37:07,192 --> 00:37:08,925 DON'T HAVE THAT, BUT I DO HAVE A BILLBOARD ON THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING HERE AT THE 1154 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,527 BILLBOARD ON THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING HERE AT THE WARNER BROS. LOT, SO HERE'S WHAT 1155 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:10,927 BUILDING HERE AT THE WARNER BROS. LOT, SO HERE'S WHAT WE ARE DOING. 1156 00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:16,099 WARNER BROS. LOT, SO HERE'S WHAT WE ARE DOING. [DRUMROLL] 1157 00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:16,299 WE ARE DOING. [DRUMROLL] ♪ ♪ 1158 00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:22,772 [DRUMROLL] ♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE] 1159 00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:23,373 ♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE] >> Jonathan: THAT'S FANTASTIC. 1160 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,508 [APPLAUSE] >> Jonathan: THAT'S FANTASTIC. >> Ellen: THE ONLY THING WORSE 1161 00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:27,577 >> Jonathan: THAT'S FANTASTIC. >> Ellen: THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN MISSING "ELLEN" IS HAVING A 1162 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,445 >> Ellen: THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN MISSING "ELLEN" IS HAVING A GRAPEFRUIT OR BISCUIT LATE IN 1163 00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:28,945 THAN MISSING "ELLEN" IS HAVING A GRAPEFRUIT OR BISCUIT LATE IN YOUR EYE. 1164 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:31,381 GRAPEFRUIT OR BISCUIT LATE IN YOUR EYE. YOU CAN CHECK THAT OFF YOUR LIST 1165 00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:33,583 YOUR EYE. YOU CAN CHECK THAT OFF YOUR LIST RIGHT NOW. 1166 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:35,752 YOU CAN CHECK THAT OFF YOUR LIST RIGHT NOW. WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK. 1167 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,221 RIGHT NOW. WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK. MORE WITH HILARY AND JONATHAN 1168 00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:38,521 WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK. MORE WITH HILARY AND JONATHAN AFTER THIS. 1169 00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:48,164 MORE WITH HILARY AND JONATHAN AFTER THIS. ♪ ♪ 1170 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:48,365 AFTER THIS. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 1171 00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:54,671 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE] 1172 00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:56,906 ♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, WE ARE 1173 00:37:56,908 --> 00:37:57,841 [APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, WE ARE BACK WITH HILARY AND JONATHAN, 1174 00:37:57,843 --> 00:37:59,643 >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, WE ARE BACK WITH HILARY AND JONATHAN, WHO ARE TRYING TO GET THE WORD 1175 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:00,543 BACK WITH HILARY AND JONATHAN, WHO ARE TRYING TO GET THE WORD ORBISCULATE INTO THE DICTIONARY, 1176 00:38:00,545 --> 00:38:04,114 WHO ARE TRYING TO GET THE WORD ORBISCULATE INTO THE DICTIONARY, SO IN ORDER TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN, 1177 00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:05,615 ORBISCULATE INTO THE DICTIONARY, SO IN ORDER TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN, EVERYONE NEEDS TO START USING 1178 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:06,850 SO IN ORDER TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN, EVERYONE NEEDS TO START USING THE WORD IN EVERYDAY 1179 00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:07,183 EVERYONE NEEDS TO START USING THE WORD IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION. 1180 00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:08,718 THE WORD IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION. SO IF YOU ARE WATCHING RIGHT NOW 1181 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,253 CONVERSATION. SO IF YOU ARE WATCHING RIGHT NOW AND AT SOME POINT, YOU HAVE A 1182 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:11,221 SO IF YOU ARE WATCHING RIGHT NOW AND AT SOME POINT, YOU HAVE A CITRUS FRUIT THAT SQUIRTS INTO 1183 00:38:11,223 --> 00:38:14,324 AND AT SOME POINT, YOU HAVE A CITRUS FRUIT THAT SQUIRTS INTO YOUR EYE, MAKE SURE YOU SAY "OH, 1184 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:20,130 CITRUS FRUIT THAT SQUIRTS INTO YOUR EYE, MAKE SURE YOU SAY "OH, MY GOD, IT WAS -- THE GRAPEFRUIT 1185 00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:22,332 YOUR EYE, MAKE SURE YOU SAY "OH, MY GOD, IT WAS -- THE GRAPEFRUIT ORBISCULATED" -- THAT IS THE 1186 00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:23,867 MY GOD, IT WAS -- THE GRAPEFRUIT ORBISCULATED" -- THAT IS THE PROPER USE, RIGHT? 1187 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:24,334 ORBISCULATED" -- THAT IS THE PROPER USE, RIGHT? >> Hilary: ABSOLUTELY. 1188 00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:24,868 PROPER USE, RIGHT? >> Hilary: ABSOLUTELY. >> Ellen: EVERYONE HAS TO 1189 00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:26,770 >> Hilary: ABSOLUTELY. >> Ellen: EVERYONE HAS TO START SAYING ORBISCULATE. 1190 00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:28,238 >> Ellen: EVERYONE HAS TO START SAYING ORBISCULATE. IN FACT, HERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE 1191 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,173 START SAYING ORBISCULATE. IN FACT, HERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY USING AT. 1192 00:38:30,175 --> 00:38:32,075 IN FACT, HERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY USING AT. >> HI, HILARY AND JONATHAN, I 1193 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:34,144 WHO ARE ALREADY USING AT. >> HI, HILARY AND JONATHAN, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT 1194 00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:37,414 >> HI, HILARY AND JONATHAN, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT IN MY MOVIE "GIRLS TRIP" 1195 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:37,914 DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT IN MY MOVIE "GIRLS TRIP" SOMEBODY DID ORBISCULATE 1196 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,816 IN MY MOVIE "GIRLS TRIP" SOMEBODY DID ORBISCULATE GRAPEFRUIT INTO SOMEONE'S EYE. 1197 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:42,118 SOMEBODY DID ORBISCULATE GRAPEFRUIT INTO SOMEONE'S EYE. >> HEY, ELLEN, IT IS JAKE TAPPER 1198 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,019 GRAPEFRUIT INTO SOMEONE'S EYE. >> HEY, ELLEN, IT IS JAKE TAPPER AT CNN HEADQUARTERS, AS YOU CAN 1199 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:46,723 >> HEY, ELLEN, IT IS JAKE TAPPER AT CNN HEADQUARTERS, AS YOU CAN TELL, STILL FAIRLY EMPTY, SORRY. 1200 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:46,990 AT CNN HEADQUARTERS, AS YOU CAN TELL, STILL FAIRLY EMPTY, SORRY. [LAUGHTER] 1201 00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,291 TELL, STILL FAIRLY EMPTY, SORRY. [LAUGHTER] I HAD A GRAPEFRUIT FOR BREAKFAST 1202 00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:54,597 [LAUGHTER] I HAD A GRAPEFRUIT FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING AND I ORBISCULATED. 1203 00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:55,899 I HAD A GRAPEFRUIT FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING AND I ORBISCULATED. ANYWAY, HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL. 1204 00:38:55,901 --> 00:38:58,234 THIS MORNING AND I ORBISCULATED. ANYWAY, HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL. >> YEAH, THE PROBLEM WITH MAKING 1205 00:38:58,236 --> 00:38:59,102 ANYWAY, HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL. >> YEAH, THE PROBLEM WITH MAKING YOURSELF A DRINK THAT HAS SOME 1206 00:38:59,104 --> 00:39:03,840 >> YEAH, THE PROBLEM WITH MAKING YOURSELF A DRINK THAT HAS SOME KIND OF, LIKE, TWIST OF LEMON IN 1207 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,575 YOURSELF A DRINK THAT HAS SOME KIND OF, LIKE, TWIST OF LEMON IN IT, IS THE RISK IS THAT THE 1208 00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:08,244 KIND OF, LIKE, TWIST OF LEMON IN IT, IS THE RISK IS THAT THE LEMON COULD ORBISCULATE. 1209 00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:08,511 IT, IS THE RISK IS THAT THE LEMON COULD ORBISCULATE. [LAUGHTER] 1210 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:14,484 LEMON COULD ORBISCULATE. [LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW, INTO YOUR EYE. 1211 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:17,687 [LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW, INTO YOUR EYE. AND THAT'S -- THAT ALWAYS CAUSES 1212 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:20,256 YOU KNOW, INTO YOUR EYE. AND THAT'S -- THAT ALWAYS CAUSES YOU TO KIND OF DO THAT. 1213 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:21,591 AND THAT'S -- THAT ALWAYS CAUSES YOU TO KIND OF DO THAT. [LAUGHTER] 1214 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:25,095 YOU TO KIND OF DO THAT. [LAUGHTER] THIS IS LIKE A GOOD REACTION OF 1215 00:39:25,097 --> 00:39:32,302 [LAUGHTER] THIS IS LIKE A GOOD REACTION OF ORBISCULATORBISCULATION. 1216 00:39:32,304 --> 00:39:34,871 THIS IS LIKE A GOOD REACTION OF ORBISCULATORBISCULATION. >> AND SO, I PUT IT IN, AND THEN 1217 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:41,811 ORBISCULATORBISCULATION. >> AND SO, I PUT IT IN, AND THEN I PUT SOME OF THIS, AND WE 1218 00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:44,147 >> AND SO, I PUT IT IN, AND THEN I PUT SOME OF THIS, AND WE FINISH WITH A LEMON, LIME, AND A 1219 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:47,217 I PUT SOME OF THIS, AND WE FINISH WITH A LEMON, LIME, AND A CITRUS. 1220 00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:47,484 FINISH WITH A LEMON, LIME, AND A CITRUS. [LAUGHTER] 1221 00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:49,386 CITRUS. [LAUGHTER] REMEMBER, YOU CAN ALWAYS BE 1222 00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:51,154 [LAUGHTER] REMEMBER, YOU CAN ALWAYS BE ORBISCULATED BY ELLEN MIN 1223 00:39:54,892 --> 00:40:02,799 A LEMON. [LAUGHTER] ORBISCULATION OR NOT, THIS IS 1224 00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:02,999 [LAUGHTER] ORBISCULATION OR NOT, THIS IS GREAT. 1225 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:03,266 ORBISCULATION OR NOT, THIS IS GREAT. [LAUGHTER] 1226 00:40:03,268 --> 00:40:04,234 GREAT. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 1227 00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:07,604 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] >> Hilary: WOW. 1228 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:09,506 [APPLAUSE] >> Hilary: WOW. >> Ellen: I WOULD STATE IS 1229 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:11,341 >> Hilary: WOW. >> Ellen: I WOULD STATE IS GOING TO CATCH ON, ORBISCULATED. 1230 00:40:11,343 --> 00:40:12,008 >> Ellen: I WOULD STATE IS GOING TO CATCH ON, ORBISCULATED. IT MAKES SENSE. 1231 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:13,877 GOING TO CATCH ON, ORBISCULATED. IT MAKES SENSE. YOUR DAD WAS RIGHT. 1232 00:40:13,879 --> 00:40:14,244 IT MAKES SENSE. YOUR DAD WAS RIGHT. ONE MORE THING. 1233 00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:17,180 YOUR DAD WAS RIGHT. ONE MORE THING. I KNOW YOU ARE RAISING MONEY, 1234 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,015 ONE MORE THING. I KNOW YOU ARE RAISING MONEY, OUR FRIENDS AT SHUTTERFLY CARE 1235 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:19,582 I KNOW YOU ARE RAISING MONEY, OUR FRIENDS AT SHUTTERFLY CARE ABOUT SUPPORTING INCREDIBLE 1236 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,117 OUR FRIENDS AT SHUTTERFLY CARE ABOUT SUPPORTING INCREDIBLE ORGANIZATIONS LIKE THAT. 1237 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,685 ABOUT SUPPORTING INCREDIBLE ORGANIZATIONS LIKE THAT. WE SO THEY ARE GIVING CARSON'S 1238 00:40:22,687 --> 00:40:24,187 ORGANIZATIONS LIKE THAT. WE SO THEY ARE GIVING CARSON'S VILLAGE A CHECK FOR $5,000 IN 1239 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:26,689 WE SO THEY ARE GIVING CARSON'S VILLAGE A CHECK FOR $5,000 IN MEMORY OF YOUR FATHER. 1240 00:40:26,691 --> 00:40:26,956 VILLAGE A CHECK FOR $5,000 IN MEMORY OF YOUR FATHER. [APPLAUSE] 1241 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:30,493 MEMORY OF YOUR FATHER. [APPLAUSE] >> Hilary: OH, WOW. 1242 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:30,894 [APPLAUSE] >> Hilary: OH, WOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1243 00:40:30,896 --> 00:40:31,928 >> Hilary: OH, WOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Ellen: YOU ARE WELCOME. 1244 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:32,896 THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Ellen: YOU ARE WELCOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1245 00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:35,498 >> Ellen: YOU ARE WELCOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH. GO TO OUR WEBSITE TO FIND OUT 1246 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,232 THANK YOU SO MUCH. GO TO OUR WEBSITE TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT PROJECT ORBISCULATE 1247 00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:37,667 GO TO OUR WEBSITE TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT PROJECT ORBISCULATE AND TO SIGN THE PETITION TO GET 1248 00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:38,401 MORE ABOUT PROJECT ORBISCULATE AND TO SIGN THE PETITION TO GET IT IN THE DICTIONARY. 1249 00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:40,937 AND TO SIGN THE PETITION TO GET IT IN THE DICTIONARY. I WANT TO THANK LAUREN GRAHAM, 1250 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,238 IT IN THE DICTIONARY. I WANT TO THANK LAUREN GRAHAM, GIVEON, I THINK ALL OF YOU WERE 1251 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,773 I WANT TO THANK LAUREN GRAHAM, GIVEON, I THINK ALL OF YOU WERE WATCHING, I FEEL THE LOVE IN 1252 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:44,841 GIVEON, I THINK ALL OF YOU WERE WATCHING, I FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM, I SEND IT BACK TO 1253 00:40:44,843 --> 00:40:45,642 WATCHING, I FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM, I SEND IT BACK TO YOU, GO OUT AND SPREAD IT AROUND 1254 00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:47,911 THIS ROOM, I SEND IT BACK TO YOU, GO OUT AND SPREAD IT AROUND IN THE WORLD OUT THERE. 1255 00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:49,479 YOU, GO OUT AND SPREAD IT AROUND IN THE WORLD OUT THERE. NICE MEETING YOU TWO. 1256 00:40:49,481 --> 00:40:49,746 IN THE WORLD OUT THERE. NICE MEETING YOU TWO. TAKE CARE. 1257 00:40:49,748 --> 00:40:51,781 NICE MEETING YOU TWO. TAKE CARE. >> Hilary: SO NICE TO MEET 1258 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:52,715 TAKE CARE. >> Hilary: SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 1259 00:40:52,717 --> 00:40:53,049 >> Hilary: SO NICE TO MEET YOU. >> Ellen: BYE. 1260 00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:53,249 YOU. >> Ellen: BYE. ♪ ♪ 1261 00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:54,250 >> Ellen: BYE. ♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE] 1262 00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:57,821 ♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE] ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 1263 00:40:57,823 --> 00:41:01,991 [APPLAUSE] ♪ OH OH OH ♪ >> ANYWAY...