♪ ♪ >> Announcer: HERE SHE IS NOW. ELLEN DeGENERES.
♪ ♪
>> Ellen: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.
I APPRECIATE IT.
BACK AT ALL OF YOU, ALL THE
ENERGY, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT
REALLY HERE, THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE.
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT HERE YOU
ARE ON MY ZOOM AND I AM ON YOUR
ZUNE, AND I AM ALSO ON YOUR TV,
WHICH IS LIKE ZOOM FOR PEOPLE
WATCHING AT HOME.
AND YOU CAN SEE ME, BUT I CAN
SEE YOU UNLESS WE FACE TIME, BUT
THEN YOU HAVE TO -- YOU SEE ME
ON TV, AND THEN YOUR PHONE,
RIGHT?
UNLESS YOU ARE WATCHING THIS
SHOW ON YOUR PHONE, AND THEN YOU
WOULD HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE
SHOW AND FACE TIME.
I DON'T KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T UNDERSTAND TECHNOLOGY.
IT CAN ALWAYS GO WRONG.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU A DOMAIN.
THIS IS A CLIP FROM A LIVE SHOW
THAT GOT INTERRUPTED WITH A
TECHNICAL GLITCH, AND IT WAS A
VERY STRANGE --
[APPLAUSE]
>> DAD, MOVE THE BALLOONS TO THE
OTHER SIDE.
I SAID I WANTED PURPLE BLENDS --
>> Ellen: ALLISON.
>> ALLEN, HI.
>> Ellen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ON THE SCREEN?
>> I AM ON YOUR SHOW TODAY.
>> Ellen: YES, BUT LATER ON.
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A
MONOLOGUE.
SPEAK OUT THEN I'D -- SHOULD I
JUST -- I AM -- I CAN'T DO THE
TECHNICAL --
>> Ellen: I'M HAPPY TO SEE.
I WAS DOWN.
I WILL JUST TALK TO YOU, OKAY?
I WILL SLOW DOWN HERE.
WHAT ARE THE BALLOONS?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
WAIT, HOLD ON.
TWITCH HAS TO DANCE FIRST AND
THEN I WILL TALK TO YOU, BUT --
YEAH.
TWITCH WILL DANCE FIRST.
GIVE IT UP FOR TWITCH,
EVERYBODY.
♪ ♪
[APPLAUSE]
>> Ellen: YES!
THANK YOU, TWITCH.
EVERYBODY, SAY HELLO TO ACADEMY
AN EMMY AWARD ACTRESS, ALLISON
JANNEY.
[APPLAUSE]
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> THIS IS MY FATHER, WHO IS MY
ART DIRECTOR TODAY.
AND HE JUST WANTED TO SAY HI TO
YOU, ALAN.
>> Ellen: HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
YOU COULD GIVE THEM A CHAIR, BUT
THAT'S OKAY.
THEY CAN DO SOME SQUATS.
SPEAK OUT YOU CAN GO.
THANK YOU FOR THE BALLOON
DIRECTION.
JUST GO BACK TO YOUR --
>> Ellen: THERE HE GOES.
IS THAT SOMETHING THAT IS FOR
TODAY FOR THE BALLOONS?
OR THAT IS NORMALLY IN M YOUR
HOUSE?
>> THEY MAKE ME HAPPY.
ACTUALLY, THAT MY FAMILY
SURPRISED ME ON MY LAST NIGHT OF
SHOOTING.
I CAME HOME FROM THE LAST SCENE
OF "MOM" AND THEY HAD A SURPRISE
PARTY FOR ME HERE.
SO I REPURPOSE THEM.
>> Ellen: THAT IS VERY SWEET.
I WISH I WOULD'VE SENT YOU
SOMETHING PAIRED I WILL SEND YOU
SOMETHING.
IT'S GOING TO BE LATE, BUT IT'S
GOING TO BE SOMETHING TO
CELEBRATE YOU.
>> I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH, BUT I
APPRECIATE IT.
>> Ellen: WHAT QUESTION MARKS
THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU COME I
TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR
HAIR, AND NOW I THINK BECAUSE OF
ME YOU ARE IN PEOPLE'S MOST
BEAUTIFUL ISSUE AS A BEAUTY OF
THE YEAR.
>> YOU KNOW, NOT WHO I TALKED TO
TO TALK ABOUT THE SHOW TOLD ME
THAT, AND I'VE NEVER BEEN -- I
MEAN, IT IS THE FIRST TIME I
GUESS I GOT IT BECAUSE I'VE
NEVER BEEN IN A BEAUTY -- IT'S A
FIRST FOR ME.
>> Ellen: YEAH.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU JUST ARE A
NATURAL BEAUTY AND YOU DECIDED
TO JUST BE YOU AND YOUR HAIR
LOOKS FANTASTIC.
I AM VERY HAPPY WITH HOW YOU
LOOK, AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO.
[APPLAUSE]
SO WE PLAY A GAME WITH YOU AND
WE ASKED YOU TO NAME THREE
THINGS THAT YOU WANTED TO TOUCH.
LET'S JUST REMIND EVERYBODY OF
WHAT YOU SAID.
>> ALLISON, NAME THREE THINGS HE
WOULD LIKE TO TOUCH.
>> ON MAN, A DOG, AND A PIPE.
HIGH.
>> Ellen: A DOG, A MAN, AND A
PIPE.
ANY LUCK WITH ANY OF THOSE?
>> THREE GUESSES IN THE FIRST
TWO DON'T COUNT.
>> Ellen: HOW WAS THE PIE?
>> Ellen: FOUL >> DOG.
>> Ellen: IT WAS A DOG.
SO YOU HOSTED A SMALL WEDDING AT
YOUR HOUSE.
THAT'S WHY THOUGHT MAYBE YOU HAD
BALLOONS THERE BECAUSE I KNOW
THAT YOU HOSTED A WEDDING.
>> I DID.
BUT I WAS FOR THE BACK AND THE
PANDEMIC.
WHEN IT WAS -- IT WAS A LOT.
THEY'RE ONLY LIKE 15 PEOPLE, BUT
I THOUGHT I CAN HANDLE THAT.
BUT THEN OF COURSE HE COULDN'T
HAVE A CATERER, COULDN'T HAVE --
AND WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO IT,
EVERYTHING FELL APART VERY
QUICKLY.
I HAD TO PUT THE HORS D'OEUVRES
AND RIGHT AS THE CEREMONY
STARTED, AND THEY HAD TO COME
OUT EXACTLY WHEN THE CEREMONY
WAS SUPPOSED TO END THE BACK,
AND OF COURSE I PUT THEM IN, THE
CEREMONY STARTS, THE BRIDE IS
WALKING ON THE PATH, AND I SEE
DOG IN HER PATH.
AND I HAD TO GET THE
POOPER SCOOPER AND PICK UP THE
AND THEN THE VIDEOGRAPHER WAS
OVERSERVED AND SO SOMEBODY ELSE
HAD TO SAVE GOLD OUT SO THE
WEDDING TO WAS DELAYED SO I
MISSED THE IDEA BECAUSE I HAD TO
TAKE THE PIGS IN A BLANKET OUT
OF THE OVEN.
MISS DDI DUES.
AND BIRD MYSELF ON GETTING THE
HORS D'OEUVRES OUT.
IT WAS AN EPIC FAIL.
SOMETHING I WAS SO CASUAL AND
CALM LEADING UP TO IT.
I CAN THROW WEDDING FOR 15
PEOPLE IT'S GOING TO BE EASY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
AND EVERYTHING COULD GO WRONG
WHEN STRONG AND I WAS A SWEATY
MESS BY THE END OF THE CEREMONY.
BUT I WANT TO THAT AGAIN.
>> Ellen: BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE
SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY WILL
REMEMBER.
[LAUGHTER]
>> YES, THEY WILL.
BUT THEY DID GET MARRIED, AND
THEY ARE HAPPY, SO THAT IS THE
BEST THING.
>> Ellen: THAT IS THE ONLY
THING THAT MATTERS.
YOU HAVE HAD SOME TECHNICAL
DIFFICULTIES ON YOUR ZOOMS, AND
THIS ACTUALLY IS HILARIOUS.
SO THIS WAS LIKE A WEST WING
THING.
LET'S JUST WATCH ALLISON DURING
THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE PEOPLE ARE
TRYING TO --
ACTUALLY, YOU CANNOT FIGURE OUT
WHERE THE LIGHT IS COMING FROM,
SO YOU KEEP MOVING.
[LAUGHTER]
OUR RIGHTS.
HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT THE
LIGHT IS JUST EXACTLY WHERE --
[LAUGHTER]
>> Ellen: YOU COULD NOT FIGURE
OUT HOW TO GET OUT OF THAT
SUNLIGHT.
THAT IS REALLY SAD.
>> ALL MY GOD.
THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY.
I HAD NO IDEA.
THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THAT.
>> Ellen: THAT'S WHAT IT
LOOKED LIKE FROM THE OTHER SIDE.
HEY, YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU PRETTY
WELL AND YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE
SHOW MANY, MANY TIMES.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU ARE A
TROUBLEMAKER AS A KID.
I LEARNED THAT TODAY.
>> YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE A
FIGURE SKATER.
YOU KNOW THAT ABOUT ME.
AND SOME OF THE FIGURE SKATERS
WERE PRETTY ROUGH CROWD FOR SOME
REASON.
THERE ISN'T AN INITIATION THAT I
HAD TO GO THROUGH TO BE PART OF
THE COOL FIGURE SKATER CLICK,
AND IT INVOLVED SHOPLIFTING.
AND I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE
TERRIFIED.
I STILL -- I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
WHAT I STOLE OTHER THAN CANDY OR
MAKE UP SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
ONE OF THE GIRLS GOT CAUGHT, AND
FROM THEN ON, I WAS SO MORTIFIED
OF THE EXPERIENCE -- THE
EXPERIENCE WAS MORTIFYING, AND
GOING FORWARD, EVERY STORE I GO
INTO, I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ARE
LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M GOING TO
TAKE SOMETHING.
>> Ellen: I DID NOT REALIZE
THAT FIGURE SKATERS WITH SUCH A
TOUGH CROWD.
[LAUGHTER]
I HAD NO IDEA.
HEY, DOES YOUR DAD KNOW ALL
THOSE STORIES?
HE LEFT THE ROOM, BUT DOES HE
KNOW YOU WERE --
NO?
WELL, HE DOES NOW.
SO "MOM" IS ENTERING ITS FINAL
EPISODE TOMORROW NIGHT AFTER
EIGHT YEARS.
VERY FEW SITCOMS GO THAT LONG.
>> IT IS AN EXTRAORDINARY
ACCOMPLISHMENT AND GETTING TO
PLAY CHARACTER LIKE BONNIE WHO
IS IN RECOVERY, YOU SEE HER IN
THE BEGINNING STAGES OF HER
RECOVERY, AND TO GET TO SHOW HER
-- THE RECOVERY THAT SHE MAKES
OVER EIGHT YEARS IS A GIFT.
TO SHOW HER HAVE A BETTER
RELATIONSHIP WITH HERSELF AND
THEREFORE BETTER HER
RELATIONSHIPS WITH HER DAUGHTER,
WITH HER FRIENDS.
IT WAS A WONDERFUL SHOW TO GET
TO HAVE EIGHT YEARS TO TELL
THESE PEOPLE'S STORIES.
>> Ellen: AND MANY, MANY
PEOPLE BENEFITED FROM THAT SHOW
AS WELL.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE ARE GOING
TO BRING OUT THE REST OF THE
CAST, SO WE WILL TAKE A BREAK,
WE WILL BACK WITH ALLISON AND
THE REST OF THE CAST.
[APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> MY CHARACTER WENT TO A
WELLNESS RETREAT, I BELIEVE IT
WAS.
>> Ellen: OF COURSE, THAT IS
ALLISON.
OF COURSE.
>>
>> SO SHANNON, WAS TONIGHT TO OUR FIRST MEETING? >> ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS?
>> YES.
>> ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK I
HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON WITH YOU
GUYS BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
REAL PROBLEMS ARE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> WHAT IS SO FUNNY?
>> I GUARANTEE IT WHATEVER
PROBLEMS YOU HAVE, SOMEONE AT
THIS TABLE HAS EITHER HAD THEM
OR MADE THEM MUCH WORSE.
>> SO YOU LOT A KID AN IN A CUSY
BATTLE?
>> WHO NEEDS A CUSTODY BATTLE?
ACTUALLY LOST MY KID.
COULDN'T FIND THEM FOR LIKE TWO
COYEARS.
THERE WAS A CLIP FROM THE VERY
LAST EPISODE OF "MOM," AND NOW
WE HAVE ALLISON JANNEY AND THE
REST OF THE CAST.
PLEASE WELCOME JAMIE PRESSLY,
KRISTEN JOHNSTON, MIMI KENNEDY,
AND BETH HALL.
[APPLAUSE]
HI, EVERYBODY.
>> HELLO.
>> Ellen: SO THE FINALE OF
"MOM" IS TOMORROW NIGHT, AND I
GUESS HAS IT SUNK IN THAT YOU
ARE DONE?
>> I GUESS.
>> STARTED TO HIT US ALL.
GOING TO TAKE A MINUTE TO
PROCESS I THINK.
I AM MISSING MY GIRLS ALREADY.
>> Ellen: YEAH.
ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THE WAY THE
SHOW WRAPS UP?
>> I FEEL THAT CHUCK TOOK THE
LEAD ON THIS ONE, AND I THINK
IT'S THE PERFECT WAY TO END THE
SERIES BECAUSE OF WHAT THE
SERIES TACKLED, THE MAIN
SUBJECT, WHICH WAS PEOPLE IN
RECOVERY.
AND I THINK IT'S A LOVELY GIFT,
AND I THINK IT WAS HANDLED
BEAUTIFULLY, I THINK.
>> Ellen: GOOD.
I CAN'T WAIT.
AND WHO CRIED THE MOST LEADING
UP TO THE LAST EPISODE?
>> I THINK WE ALL DID.
I THINK WE HAD OUR MOMENTS.
>> YOU GUYS JUST AUTOMATICALLY
SAVE ME BECAUSE I AM NATURALLY A
CRIER, BUT I THINK I HELD UP
PRETTY WELL.
>> I WILL SAY THE FINAL -- IS
ACTUALLY THE VERY LAST SCENE OF
THE SHOW, ALLISON GIVES AN
INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL MONOLOGUE
AND SHARE, AND THERE IS NOT A
DRY EYE IN THE HOUSE.
>> Ellen: WOW.
>> EVERY TAKE.
>> AN AND I DID.
BELIEVE ME, I DIDN'T FEEL THE
RESPONSIBILITY AT ALL ALL WEEK.
I FELT -- I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE
TERRIFIED OF HAVING TO DELIVER
SOMETHING AND POTENTIALLY -- IT
WAS MIND TO MESS UP, YOU KNOW TO
ME?
AND I WAS VERY NERVOUS ABOUT IT,
BUT I WANTED TO GIVE IT THE
WEIGHT IT DESERVED.
AND EVERYTHING IT DESERVED.
>> AND YOU DID EXACTLY THAT.
>> Ellen: WELL, ALLISON IS
BRILLIANT.
SHE CAN DO NO WRONG.
I MEAN, SHE IS HILARIOUS, SHE IS
AN AMAZING DRAMATIC ACTOR, SHE
IS EVERYTHING.
KRISTEN, FIRST OF ALL, IT IS
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU FOR YEARS.
YOU JOINED TO THE SHOW A LITTLE
LATER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE AND
YOU ARE REALLY SUPPOSED TO JUST
DO ONE EPISODE, RIGHT?
>> YEAH I WAS.
AND ACTUALLY DID THIS FOR ONE
TERM AND KIND OF ONE NOTES
PERFORMANCE, HIGH THOUGHTS.
AND THE PRODUCERS CAME ON TO ME
AFTERWARDS AND THERE WERE LIKE
WE HAVE TO HAVE YOU BACK ON THE
SHOW.
BUT EVERYBODY SAYS THAT SO I WAS
LIKE OH, WHATEVER.
AND THEN THEY CALLED A COUPLE
WEEKS LATER AND I WAS SO
EXCITED.
AND HERE -- I'M STILL THERE.
OR I WAS STILL THERE.
>> Ellen: AND BETH, YOU ARE
SUPPOSED TO PLAY DIFFERENT
CHARACTER.
>> YES.
FIRST I WAS CAST AS A CHARACTER
NAMED JAN THIS AND I WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE AN AA GROUP AND
GET CUT OFF AND WE WERE AT
THE SCENE AND THEN LITERALLY
AFTER SITTING IN MAKEUP ON SHOW
NIGHT THEY SAID IT'S NOT
WORKING, WE ARE GOING TO CUT THE
SCENE.
SO WAS LIKE OH GOSH.
BUT CHUCK AND ALL OF THEM SAID
IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S NOT YOU.
WE'LL HAVE YOU BACK.
AND LIKE CHRIS AND I WAS LIKE
ALL RIGHT, SURE.
AND SURE ENOUGH THEY HAD ME COME
BACK AS WENDY, WHICH WAS
AWESOME.
I THINK IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A
ONE-OFF BUT I KEPT COMING BACK.
SUE AND THAT IS FANTASTIC.
AND MIMI, BESIDES ALLISON YOU
BEEN THE LONGEST AND CHARACTER
HAS HAD A THING FOR RESCUING
CATS, WHICH I HEAR IS NOT IDEAL
FOR YOU.
>> I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS, SO I
WAS TAKEN THE ALLERGY PILLS.
AM I WORKING WITH CATS TOMORROW?
OKAY.
AND SOMETIMES I WOULD PROTECT
HIM I FORGET TO TAKE THE ALLERGY
PILLS.
AND I WOULD HAVE TO GO TO MY
DRESSING ROOM TO GET THEM.
>> Ellen: THAT'S A SHAME.
IT'S HARD TO LOVE SOMETHING AND
YET YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO IT.
THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING.
>> PROBABLY NOT THE ONLY THING
THAT'S TRUE OF IN MY LIFE.
>> Ellen: WE WILL GET TO THAT
LATER.
JAMIE, YOU HAD YOUR TWIN BOYS
WHILE YOU ARE AT THE SHOW
APPEARED TELL EVERYONE HOW THEY
CHOSE -- THIS IS AN INTERESTING
PRINT USUALLY WHEN SOMEONE IS
PREGNANT YOU'RE BEHIND A DESK OR
YOU ARE CARRYING SOMETHING.
BUT TELL EVERYONE WHAT THEY DO
WITH YOU.
>> Ellen: YEAH.
IT'S HARD ENOUGH TO BE PREGNANT
WITH TWINS, BUT THEY THOUGHT WE
ARE GOING TO HIDE IT AND I ENDED
UP WEARING A FAT SUIT AND A
PROSTHETIC FACE TO MAKE ME LOOK
BIGGER AND THE CHARACTER
BASICALLY SWITCHED ADDICTIONS
FROM ALCOHOL AND DRUGS TO
EATING.
AND WHEN THROUGH OVEREATING.
UNTIL THE BABIES WERE BORN.
AND THEN THERE WERE BORN IN
OCTOBER IN 2017, SO I HAD TO GO
MONTHS OFF AND THEN CAME RIGHT
BACK TO WORK.
AND LOST THE WEIGHT, SO
SUPPOSEDLY MY CHARACTER WENT TO
A WELLNESS RETREAT, I BELIEVE IT
WAS.
SPEWING OF COURSE, THAT IS
ALLISON.
OF COURSE.
>> MIGHT GOD IS LOOKING IN THE
BACKGROUND SO MY DOG WAS GETTING
PROTECTIVE OF ME.
>> TELL DAD DAD TO BE CAREFUL.
>> Ellen: DON'T LURK.
OUR RIGHTS.
WE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
WE ARE GOING TO PLAY GAME AFTER
THIS.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
[APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> Ellen: NEVER HAVE I EVER
MADE MADE OUT WITH ALAN'S
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, ANDY LASS
LASSNER.
>> YOUR WHOLE LETTING BOARD
CRASH.
AS SHE WAS FEWER TARP AND THEN
YOU WALKED AWAY AND THERE WERE
LIKE THREE, TWO, ONE,
[APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT. WE ARE GOING TO PLAY A GAME IN A
MINUTE, BY KRISTEN, YOU HAVE
BEEN VERY OPEN AND HONEST ABOUT
BEING IN RECOVERY IN REAL LIFE.
WHAT HAS DOING THE SHOW MEANT TO
YOU?
>> WELL, IT IS INCREDIBLE.
IN FACT, AS TAMMY SORT OF
LEARNED ABOUT RECOVERY AFTER
GETTING OUT OF JAIL, I STARTED
LEARNING MORE AND MORE ABOUT MY
OWN RECOVERY.
SO THIS SHOW HAS ACTUALLY REALLY
HELPED ME AND MY COVER RECOVERY
A LOT TOO.
SO IT HAS BEEN AN AMAZING
EXPERIENCE FOR ME.
>> Ellen: FANTASTIC.
AND FOR MANY, MANY OTHER PEOPLE
AS HIS HEAD.
A LOT OF PEOPLE WATCH THE SHOW
AND HAVE EXPERIENCED THAT.
SO WE'RE GOING TO PLAY NEVER
HAVE I EVER, AND THIS IS -- WE
ARE ON THE HONOR SYSTEM.
YOU WILL HAVE TO BE HONEST.
LET'S GO.
NEVER HAVE I EVER STOLEN
SOMETHING FROM ONE OF MY COST
COSTARS.
>> IS THIS ALL OF US?
>> Ellen: YES.
ALL RIGHT.
JAMIE HAS, ALLISON HAS.
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE
TAKEN.
NEVER HAVE I EVER GONE TO A
NUDE BEACH.
ALLISON DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IS.
>> I DON'T THINK I HAVE.
>> Ellen: YOU DON'T THINK YOU
HAVE.
SPEAK OUT YOU WOULD REMEMBER.
>> Ellen: NEVER HAVE I EVER
FALLEN ASLEEP WHILE MAKING LOVE.
WOW, BETH.
HOW BORING A PARTNER IS --
NO, IT'S NOT YOU.
IT WOULD BE THE OTHER PERSON, I
THINK.
OUR RIGHTS.
LAST ONE.
NEVER HAVE I EVER MADE OUT WITH
ALLEN'S EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, ANDY
LASSNER.
[LAUGHTER]
HOW LONG AGO DID THAT HAPPEN?
>> I HAVE TO QUALIFY.
WE WENT TO NYU TOGETHER.
>> Ellen: OKAY.
>> HI, ANDY.
SPEAK A HIKE NEXT, HONEY.
SPEWING WASN'T A ONE-TIME THING
OR DID YOU DO IT MANY TIMES?
>> WE USE TO DRINK AND WE MADE
OUT.
WE WOULD DRINK AND MAKE OUT.
WE ARE USUALLY CLOSING THE BAR
TOGETHER.
SAFE TO SAY.
>> Ellen: SO IT HAPPENED A LO
LOT?
>> IT HAPPENS MORE THAN ONCE.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT A LOT.
>> Ellen: SHE ONLY REMEMBERS
ONCE.
THAT'S HOW BAD --
>> STORY OF MY LIFE.
>> Ellen: IT'S A GOOD THING
BOTH OF Y'ALL ARE SOBER NOW.
LISTEN, CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL
OF YOU ON SUCH AN AMAZING SHOW
AND FOR REACHING SO MANY PEOPLE.
IT'S HARD FOR A SITCOM TO --
USUALLY THEY ARE JUST FUNNY, SO
TO BE POIGNANT AND TO BE ABLE TO
REACH PEOPLE AND DO SOMETHING
LIKE THAT, WELL DONE, EVERYBODY.
WELL DONE.
[APPLAUSE]
>> THANK YOU.
>> Ellen: SERIES FINALE OF
"MOM" AIRS TOMORROW NIGHT AT
NINE ON CBS.
WE WILL BE BACK.
[APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
[LAUGHTER]
>> A BIRD, A BIRD, A HUMMINGB
HUMMINGBIRD.
♪ ♪
[APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU
STAY IN A HOTEL AND YOU HEAR IT
WHERE NOISES COMING FROM THE
REMIX OR ANY WONDER WHAT IS
GOING ON OVER THERE?
THAT IS WHERE THIS CAME TO MY
GAME FROM.
IT IS CALLED?
WHAT?
N♪ ♪
RIGHTS.
I HAD TO GO TEAMS STANDING BY
BACKSTAGE.
LET'S MEET OUR FIRST TEAM.
♪ ♪
>> Ellen: HELLO.
HI.
WHO IS WHO?
WHAT IS YOUR NAME QUESTION MIKE
>> I AM CHANDA.
>> Ellen: WHY DO YOU LIKE?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> I'M 26.
I LIVE IN SAN DIEGO.
I DO OUTSIDE SALES.
I AM SO EXCITED.
>> Ellen: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
AND I'M VERY EXCITED AS WELL.
AND YOU ARE QUESTION MIKE >> I
AM BRITT AND I AM AN
ENVIRONMENTAL CONSULTANT AND I
LIVE IN SAN DIEGO.
>> Ellen: WHO WONDERFUL.
UNDER EACH OF THOSE BOXES IS A
PROP AND A CLUE.
WHEN I SAY GO, SHE WILL REVEAL
THE CLUE AND THE PROP IN THE
BOX.
HE WILL PUT THE PROP ON AND YOU
WILL ACT OUT THE CLUE WITHOUT
SAYING ANY WORDS.
YOU WILL JUST NEWS THE LINK USED
AND YOUR BODY.
AND SHANNON GUESSES CORRECTLY
YOU WILL HEAR A DING AND THEN
YOU CAN REVEAL WHAT IS IN YOUR
BOX AND THEN WE WILL KEEP
ALTERNATING UNTIL YOU GET ALL
THE CLUES.
YOU HAVE 90 SECONDS.
SO TRY TO GET AS MANY AS YOU CAN
TO BEAT THIS NEXT TEAM.
WE WILL START WITH BRIM.
READY?
GO.
>> GO, GO, GO.
>> GOSH.
OKAY.
SPEAK >> Ellen: PUT IT ON AND
START.
>> DONKEY.
HOWELL.
SCREAMING.
DOLPHIN.
>> LAW, LAW, >> BABY. >> Ellen: YES. >> CHOO-CHOO.
>> TRAIN.
>> Ellen: YES.
>> DROWNED.
>> Ellen: YES.
GO.
>> WOW.
>> CHEERLEADER.
CHEERLEADING.
>> Ellen: YES.
GO.
>> COME ON.
CHUGGING, WATER, SIPPING.
>> Ellen: NO.
>> WATER BOTTLE.
>> CHUGGING.
DRINKING DOWN.
COFFEE.
SLURPING NOODLES.
>> Ellen: SLURPING, BUT NOT
NOODLES.
>> SLURPING WATER?
>> Ellen: SLURPING DRINK.
IT'S REALLY HARD.
ALL RIGHT.
SO YOU GET FIVE, SO WE HAD ON UP
TO THE SKY BOX.
LET'S SEE TEAM TO GO IF THEY CAN
BEAT THAT OR NOT.
HELLO.
HI.
YOU ARE WHO?
>SPEAK OUT MY NAME IS OURS.
I'M 25 YEARS OLD.
I LIVE IN ORANGE COUNTY.
>> Ellen: HI.
AND YOU ARE?
SEE YOU OUR FRIENDS?
BEST FRIENDS?
FANTASTIC.
THE SCORE IS YOU HAVE TO BE FIVE
OKAY?
SO THAT WOULD BE SIX.
WE WILL START WITH YOU.
READY?
GO TO BOX NUMBER ONE AND GO.
OKAY, YOU HAVE VERY LITTLE TIME.
>> A BIRD, BIRD, A BIRD.
A HUMMINGBIRD.
SPEAK OUT SAY SOMETHING TYPE I
BURIED.
>> IT'S A BABY.
IT'S A CAR.
[LAUGHTER]
IS IT LIKE A ROLLER COASTER?
SPEWING I THINK YOU SHOULD PASS.
LET'S MOVE TO YOU.
Y'ALL ARE GOING TO RUN OUT OF
TIME BEFORE.
>> A CAR.
>> Ellen: A CAR.
YES.
GO.
>> Ellen: WOW.
THAT WAS OPERA.
>> A ROOSTER.
CHICKEN.
>> Ellen: CHICKEN.
YES.
GO.
>> --
>> Ellen: WON.
THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY TO YOU.
THAT IS THREE AND -- HAVE YOU
EVER BEEN TO A CIRCUS IN YOUR
LIFE?
>> I HAVEN'T.
SPEWING OUT RIDES.
ANYWAY, YOU GOT THREE, WHICH
MEANS TEAM ONE WINS.
BUT YOU ARE BOTH GETTING -- YOU
ARE BOTH GETTING A 65-INCH 4K
TCL TV.
[APPLAUSE]
ALL RIGHT.
WE WILL BE BACK.
[APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
SPEAK OUT YOUR WHOLE LIGHTING BOARD CRASH. IT'S JUST YOU AND THE GREAT TAR
AND THEY JUST WALKED AWAY AND
THEY WERE LIKE 321, GO.
HOOKED ♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE]
SPEWING OUR NEXT GUEST IS A MULTIPLATINUM RECORDING ARTIST WHOSE FIT STUDIO ALBUM TICKETS
TO MY DOWNFALL, DEBUTED A NUMBER
ONE.
PLEASE WELCOME MACHINE GUN KEL
KELLY.
♪ ♪
ALL RIGHT.
FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR BEING HERE.
I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR YOU, YOU'VE
BEEN HERE BEFORE, BUT I'M SAYING
WHEN IS HE COMING BACK?
SO WHAT DO I CALL YOU?
YOU HAVE MANY, MANY NAMES.
>> YEAH.
MY GOVERNMENT'S NAME IS COLTON
BAKER.
YOU CAN CALL ME THAT.
>> Ellen: CARSON?
>> COLTON CARSON IS ALL RIGHT
TOO.
>> Ellen: I LOVED YOUR
PERFORMANCE ON THAT "SNL," BUT
THE SECOND ONE ESPECIALLY.
I HEARD THAT IS NOT HOW YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO PERFORM IT.
>> NO.
IT HAD A WHOLE -- I HAD ALL
THESE LIGHTS AND PRODUCTION AND
I WAS GOING TO IT AND I KIND OF
GOD'S WHAT I ASKED FOR I GUESS.
I WAS BACKSTAGE AND I CLEARED
THE ROOM HOUSE AND I WAS JUST
LIKE TO THE UNIVERSE PLEASE LET
ME LIKE TOUCH PEOPLE IN THEIR
HOMES WITH RAW EMOTION AND I
WENT OUT THERE AND HE CAME OUT
AND HE WAS LIKE LATCHED ON.
AND I WAS LIKE FOR SURE.
AND I WAS LIKE GETTING READY TO
GO AND THE PRODUCTION MANAGER
CAME UP AND WAS LIKE YEAH, YOUR
WHOLE LIGHTING BOARD CRASH.
ALL THE PRODUCTION IS GONE.
IT IS JUST Y YOU AND YOUR GUITA.
AND THAT HE JUST WALKED AWAY.
AND THEN THEY WOULD LIKE THREE,
TWO, ONE, GO.
AND I WAS LIKE DACHSHUNDS OVER
FOR THE FIRST 20 SECONDS, I
COULD KIND OF FUELED UP MY
NERVES -- I WAS LIKE HOW IS THIS
HAPPENING.
DRESS REHEARSAL AND EVERYTHING.
AND THEN AS SOON AS THE CHORUS
CAME, ALL OF THE MOTION TOOK
OVER AND I THINK IT WORKED OUT
WAY BETTER.
IT FELT LIKE EVERYONE CONNECTED
WITH JUST THE MUSIC INSTEAD OF
LIKE --
>> Ellen: ABSOLUTELY.
THE LYRICS ARE BEAUTIFUL, AND I
LOVE HOW ROG WAS.
AND MAYBE THAT GIVES YOU AN IDEA
FOR OTHER SONGS TO BE STRIPPED
DOWN LIKE THAT TOO.
BECAUSE I LIKE HOW MUCH ENERGY
YOU HAVE AND THEN I LOVE THE
SECOND SONG BECAUSE IT WAS SO
DIFFERENT.
>> ME TOO.
AND ALSO MY DAD PASSED LAST YEAR
AND SO BEEN WAITING FOR A
CATHARTIC MOMENT FOR A LONG
TIME.
IT FELT LIKE RANDOMLY --
>> Ellen: A REACH A LOT OF
PEOPLE.
I DEFTLY TOUCHED ME.
AND THEN AT THE END OF THE SHOW
YOU AND PETE FELL OFF STAGE.
DO YOU BLAME FOR THAT?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
THIS IS MY THING.
YOU KNOW HOW THERE IS METHOD
ACTORS?
>> Ellen: ?
>> Ellen: YES.
>> PETE IS LIKE A METHOD PERSON
SO EVERY TIME I SHOW UP, HE IS
LIKE A DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR.
DIFFERENT BODY IN SHAPE AND
TYPE.
THE LESS I MESS ON, HE WAS
SKINNY AND HAD SAID LIKE ME.
THIS TIME HE IS LIKE REMOVING A
LOT OF TATTOOS AND HE IS HUGE.
SO I WENT TO LIKE GIVE HIM --
THIS IS A GREAT SHOW HUG AND HE
IS HUGE.
AND I JUST LIKE TOPPLED OVER.
AND I FELL OVER.
BUT I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING FOR
YEARS.
I AM -- I PROFESSIONALLY HURT
MYSELF.
>> Ellen: BUT BECAUSE YOU LOVE
TO -- HERE'S A PHOTO.
LET ME TO SHOW YOU.
THIS IS YOU AND I THINK MEGAN IS
IN THIS PHOTO ALSO.
AND WHAT IS HAPPENING QUESTION
MIKE WHERE YOU GOING?
WHY?
>> THIS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE -- I
SURVIVED THIS ONE, BUT THIS WAS
OUR FIRST DATES.
THAT IS HER CLIMBING DOWN OFF OF
A DANGEROUS THREE-STORY BALCONY
AND HEALS.
>> Ellen: WHY WERE YOU DOING
THAT?
>> I SAW THIS ROOF AND I WAS
LIKE I USED TO HANG OUT THERE.
I JUST WANT YOU TO COME AND SEE
MY WORLD FOR A MINUTE.
AND IT WAS ON -- THE DOORS
LOCKED, SO WE HAD TO SCAFFOLD
AROUND THE BALCONY.
IT WAS VERY DANGEROUS.
>> Ellen: AND YOUR FIRST A
QUESTION MIKE >> FIRST DAY.
>> Ellen: SECOND A QUESTION
MIKE WHERE DID YOU DO THEN?
>> SHE LOVES NATURE AND IS VERY
TUNED WITH THE EARTH AND WE WENT
SWIMMING WITH SHARKS.
WE HAD TWO SHARK EXPERIENCES.
THE FIRST ONE WAS THE DAY BEFORE
WE GOT THE WATER WAS LIKE OH,
I'M ACTUALLY COMFORTABLE IN THE
WATER.
THIS IS REALLY COOL.
LIKE THE SCUM OF THE WATER ENTRY
ON THE WATER AND PUT THE GOGGLES
ON SHE WAS LIKE WAY THERE IS A
SHARK RIGHT THERE.
AND BEFORE SHE FINISHED HER
SENTENCE, WAS ONLY LIKE HALFWAY
DOWN THE STREET.
I LEFT HER IN THE WATER.
>> Ellen: JUST LEAVING HER
THERE.
>> YEAH.
I'M NOT A NATURE BOY.
AND THEN THE SECOND DAY, WE WENT
AND I COMMITTED AND I SWIM A
SHARKS.
>> Ellen: WHEN YOU SAY SWIM A
SHARKS, YOU ARE AND ONE OF THOSE
CAGES?
>> NO.
>> Ellen: YOU ARE FREE LIKE
JUST OUT AND THE WATER WAS
SHARKS QUESTION MIKE >> REMEMBER
WHEN YOU WERE DORI?
>> Ellen: I DO.
>> I WAS DORI.
THERE WAS NO -- THERE WAS NO
BODY ELSE BUT ME AND HER.
>> Ellen: WOW.
WHERE WAS THIS?
>> AND BORA BORA.
SEE YOU AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO
GET IN BY SHARK, THAT'S A PLACE
TO DO IT.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE
BECAUSE I HAVE HEARD YOU HAVE
TWO HAUNTED HOUSES.
AND I'M FASCINATED BY THAT.
SO WE GOING T TAKE A BREAK.
WHAT WITH COLTON, MACHINE GUN
KELLY, AFTER THIS.
[APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH COLTON OR MACHINE GUN KELLY AS
YOU KNOW I AM.
BUT COLTON IS MY PAL.
SO BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT THE
HAUNTED HOUSES AND THE GHOSTS
AND EVERYTHING, YOU POSTED A
PICTURE OF LIKE YOU HAD A LITTLE
NECKLACE ON WITH SOME OF MEGAN'S
BLOOD IN IT?
RIGHT?
AND IT WAS THAT YOUR IDEA OR DID
SHE FALL DOWN AND HURT YOURSELF
AND YOU HAD A LITTLE THING AND
YOU SAID LET ME -- WHAT
HAPPENED?
>> SHE WAS ACTUALLY GOING OUT OF
TOWN TO FILM A MOVIE, AND THIS
WAS NEW IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
I WAS -- YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T HAVE
A PASS FOR EITHER SHE WAS GOING
OUT TO BULGARIA AND SO I WAS
KIND OF FREAKING OUT LIKE YOU'RE
GOING TO LEAVE AND I CAN'T EVEN
COME SEE YOU OR WHATEVER.
SOME PEOPLE GIVE LIKE A
HANDKERCHIEF TO THE PARTNER OR
WHATEVER.
SHE GAVE ME HER DNA.
I BROUGHT IT WITH ME.
>> Ellen: YOU STILL HAVE IT.
ALL RIGHT.
DID YOU EVER GET A PASSPORT?
I DO.
AS HE HAS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> I DID.
DO YOU KNOW WHO HELPED ME GET A
PASSPORT?
BERNIE SANDERS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED TO HIM
SINCE THIS HAPPENED.
THANK YOU TO THE BERNIE SANDERS
TEAM FOR THAT.
I MADE IT TO BULGARIA AND THE
RELATIONSHIP IS GOING STRONG, SO
THANK YOU.
>> Ellen: THAT IS FANTASTIC.
BERNIE SANDERS GOT YOU TO
BULGARIA AND ALSO TO SAVE YOUR
RELATIONSHIP POSSIBLY.
>> YEAH.
>> Ellen: OKAY.
YOU HAVE TO GO HOUSES THAT ARE
HAUNTED.
>> UNFORTUNATELY, YES.
I WILL BE IN BED WITH HER, AND
THE BEDROOM DOOR IT WILL JUST BE
LIKE -- BUT NO ONE IS THERE.
AND ALSO IT'S LIKE WIND DOESN'T
GO THROUGH EIGHT HALLWAYS TO
THEN MAKE IT TO THE MASTER
BEDROOM.
SO THAT WAS WHEN I STARTED BEING
LIKE THIS IS DISTURBING.
MINUS THE PART THAT ALSO EARLY
ON AND OUR RELATIONSHIP, SHE HAD
MOVED INTO THAT HOUSE AND THE
OUTSIDE DOORS WERE DOING THAT.
AND SHE CALLED ME LIKE SHE
LOCKED HERSELF IN THE BEDROOM
ONE TIME.
BUT I CAME TO IT AND I HAD -- I
HAD A WEAPON TO MAKE SURE THAT
EVERYONE WAS SAFE AND SO I WENT
THROUGH THE HOUSE WITH A WEAPON.
>> Ellen: DID YOU SEE A GHOST?
>> AND THEN I REALIZED WE NEEDED
GHOSTBUSTERS.
WHAT I HAD WAS NOT GOING TO
DEFEAT WHATEVER ANIMATE WAS IN
THIS HOUSE, SO THAT REALIZATION
CAME LATER BECAUSE AT FIRST I
WAS LOOKING FOR A CORPORATE THAT
WE LATER FOUND OUT DIDN'T EXIST.
BUT THEN MY HOUSE, EVERYONE THAT
COMES TO MY HOUSE AND STAYS PAST
7:00 P.M., THERE WAS LIKE YEAH
THERE IS DEFTLY SOMETHING IN
YOUR KITCHEN.
AND THEN I REALIZE THOSE GHOSTS
ARE JUST LIKE -- I THINK THEY'RE
JUST LIKE HIGH GHOST.
ALWAYS MAKING GHOST SNACKS OR
WATCHING GHOST DISHES.
THEY ARE ONLY DOING PANTRY OR
REFRIGERATOR THINGS.
SO SOMETIMES I WILL LET OFF LIKE
A THANK YOU.
BECAUSE WE'RE A BUNCH OF GUYS IN
THE HOUSE, --
>> Ellen: THANK YOU FOR DOING
THE DISHES.
VERY SWEET.
OUR RIGHTS.
WE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, MACHINE GUN
KELLY IS GOING TO PERFORM FOR
US.
♪ ♪
>> Ellen: I WANT TO THANK ALLISON JANNEY AND THE CAST OF "MOM."
I WANT TO WATCH ALL OF YOU
WATCHING.
NOW PERFORMING WITH KELLIN QUINN
AND TRAVIS BARKER, THIS IS
MACHINE GUN KELLY.
[APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
♪ I found a silver ring ♪
♪ And put it on my finger ♪
♪ I picked up my guitar ♪
♪ And played it for the reaper ♪
♪ God was a girl ♪
♪ The devil wore a T-shirt ♪
♪ Love is a game ♪
♪ And they were kissing in the
bleachers ♪
♪ I don't want to be without
you ♪
♪ But I'm here, screaming by
myself ♪
♪ I'm on the run ♪
♪ To get back to you ♪
♪ I got a special ring ♪
♪ And put it on her finger ♪
♪ A voice said suddenly ♪
♪ You're never going to keep
her ♪
♪ Please don't look behind us ♪
♪ The past is trying to catch
up ♪
♪ Pressures from outside us ♪
♪ I've got claustrophobia ♪
♪ I don't want to be without
you ♪
♪ But I'm here, screaming by
myself ♪
♪ I'm on the run ♪
♪ To get back to you ♪
♪ God was a girl ♪
♪ The devil wore a T-shirt, love
is a game ♪
♪ And they were kissing in the
bleachers ♪
♪ God was a girl ♪
♪ The devil wore a T-shirt ♪
♪ Love is a game ♪
♪ And they were kissing in the
bleachers ♪
♪ I'm on the run ♪
♪ I'm on the run, let's go ♪
♪ I'm on the run ♪
♪ To get back to you ♪
♪ I'm on the run ♪
TO GET BACK TO YOU.
I DON'T WANT TO BE WITHOUT YOU ♪
♪ BUT I AM, SCREAMING BY MYSEL
MYSELF ♪
♪
♪ I'm on the run ♪
♪ To get back to you ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ To get back to you ♪
♪ I'M ON THE RUN.
I'M ON THE RUN ♪
♪ I'M ON THE RUN TO GET BACK TO
YOU ♪
♪ I'M ON THE RUN ♪
♪ TO GET BACK TO YOU ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'M ON THE RUN ♪
♪ TO GET BACK TO YOU ♪
♪
[APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
>> ANYWAY.