1 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:05,704 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ♪ 2 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:06,271 ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER 3 00:00:06,273 --> 00:00:06,472 WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER ALL ♪ 4 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:08,007 ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER ALL ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪ 5 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:08,707 ALL ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪ ♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ 6 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:10,609 ♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪ ♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE 7 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,578 ♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE CLOCK ♪ 8 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,179 ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE CLOCK ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 9 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:14,713 CLOCK ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ >> Announcer: HERE SHE IS 10 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:15,280 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ >> Announcer: HERE SHE IS NOW, ELLEN DeGENERES! 11 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:15,914 >> Announcer: HERE SHE IS NOW, ELLEN DeGENERES! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 12 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:17,316 NOW, ELLEN DeGENERES! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 13 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:18,217 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ 14 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,885 ♪ ♪ ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 15 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:21,387 ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ 16 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:24,156 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪ 17 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:24,790 ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 18 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:38,937 ♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:47,713 >> Ellen: THINK SO MUCH, HEY, EVERYBODY, THANKS SO MUCH. I WALK OUT HERE AND I STAND ON 20 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,548 EVERYBODY, THANKS SO MUCH. I WALK OUT HERE AND I STAND ON THE MARK AND THE MARKET IS 21 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,350 I WALK OUT HERE AND I STAND ON THE MARK AND THE MARKET IS USUALLY A PICTURE OF SOMETHING 22 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:52,985 THE MARK AND THE MARKET IS USUALLY A PICTURE OF SOMETHING AND THEY SURPRISE ME EVERY DAY, 23 00:00:52,987 --> 00:00:54,820 USUALLY A PICTURE OF SOMETHING AND THEY SURPRISE ME EVERY DAY, AND THEN KISSING SOMEONE, I 24 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:57,022 AND THEY SURPRISE ME EVERY DAY, AND THEN KISSING SOMEONE, I THINK IT IS JENNIFER ANISTON, IS 25 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:57,189 AND THEN KISSING SOMEONE, I THINK IT IS JENNIFER ANISTON, IS IT? 26 00:00:57,191 --> 00:01:00,626 THINK IT IS JENNIFER ANISTON, IS IT? CAN I PICK IT UP? 27 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:04,363 IT? CAN I PICK IT UP? IS THAT JEN? 28 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:05,631 CAN I PICK IT UP? IS THAT JEN? YES. 29 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:06,965 IS THAT JEN? YES. >> YES. 30 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:07,566 YES. >> YES. IT'S GOING ALL RIGHT, PUT PUT 31 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:13,038 >> YES. IT'S GOING ALL RIGHT, PUT PUT THAT BACK DOWN THERE, HAVE Y'ALL 32 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,809 IT'S GOING ALL RIGHT, PUT PUT THAT BACK DOWN THERE, HAVE Y'ALL HEARD, I LIKE TO STAY CURRENT, 33 00:01:16,811 --> 00:01:19,144 THAT BACK DOWN THERE, HAVE Y'ALL HEARD, I LIKE TO STAY CURRENT, AND IF YOU COUNT ON ME FOR 34 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:20,512 HEARD, I LIKE TO STAY CURRENT, AND IF YOU COUNT ON ME FOR SAYING CURRENT, GOOD FOR YOU. 35 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:21,213 AND IF YOU COUNT ON ME FOR SAYING CURRENT, GOOD FOR YOU. [LAUGHTER] 36 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:21,680 SAYING CURRENT, GOOD FOR YOU. [LAUGHTER] AND THAT'S A SHAME. 37 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:25,250 [LAUGHTER] AND THAT'S A SHAME. AT THE SAME TIME. 38 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:31,557 AND THAT'S A SHAME. AT THE SAME TIME. BUT THE NFTS EVERYONE IS TALKING 39 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:31,757 AT THE SAME TIME. BUT THE NFTS EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT. 40 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,959 BUT THE NFTS EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT. HAVE YOU HEARD OF NFTS? 41 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:34,493 ABOUT. HAVE YOU HEARD OF NFTS? A COUPLE OF PEOPLE. 42 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:35,461 HAVE YOU HEARD OF NFTS? A COUPLE OF PEOPLE. YES, AND THEN OTHER PEOPLE, NO. 43 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:36,395 A COUPLE OF PEOPLE. YES, AND THEN OTHER PEOPLE, NO. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE 44 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:37,229 YES, AND THEN OTHER PEOPLE, NO. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE NATIONAL FEDERATION OF TREE 45 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:37,996 AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE NATIONAL FEDERATION OF TREE FROGS IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THOUGHT 46 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:40,099 NATIONAL FEDERATION OF TREE FROGS IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. 47 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:40,833 FROGS IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. SO NFTs STANDS FOR NONFUNGIBLE 48 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:48,974 I WAS TALKING ABOUT. SO NFTs STANDS FOR NONFUNGIBLE TOKEN. 49 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:49,608 SO NFTs STANDS FOR NONFUNGIBLE TOKEN. THIS TERM HAS BEEN ALL OVER THE 50 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,275 TOKEN. THIS TERM HAS BEEN ALL OVER THE NEWS, BUT MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW 51 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:50,776 THIS TERM HAS BEEN ALL OVER THE NEWS, BUT MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS INCLUDING ME. 52 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:51,477 NEWS, BUT MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS INCLUDING ME. BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP ME 53 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:52,077 WHAT IT IS INCLUDING ME. BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP ME FROM TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO 54 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:52,244 BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP ME FROM TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. 55 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,145 FROM TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. [LAUGHTER] 56 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,713 YOU. [LAUGHTER] SO HOLD ON TO YOUR ZOOMS BECAUSE 57 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:55,280 [LAUGHTER] SO HOLD ON TO YOUR ZOOMS BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO PUT THE FUN IN 58 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:58,350 SO HOLD ON TO YOUR ZOOMS BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO PUT THE FUN IN FUNGIBLE. 59 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:07,860 I'M ABOUT TO PUT THE FUN IN FUNGIBLE. I WATCHED A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF 60 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:11,263 FUNGIBLE. I WATCHED A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF NFTS AND I FOUND OUT THAT BOUNTY 61 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,031 I WATCHED A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF NFTS AND I FOUND OUT THAT BOUNTY PAPER TOWELS ARE 42% BETTER THAN 62 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:14,366 NFTS AND I FOUND OUT THAT BOUNTY PAPER TOWELS ARE 42% BETTER THAN OTHER BRANDS. 63 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:17,402 PAPER TOWELS ARE 42% BETTER THAN OTHER BRANDS. THAT WAS THE COMMERCIAL AND THEN 64 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:18,637 OTHER BRANDS. THAT WAS THE COMMERCIAL AND THEN THAT'S ALL I WATCH BECAUSE I GOT 65 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,171 THAT WAS THE COMMERCIAL AND THEN THAT'S ALL I WATCH BECAUSE I GOT BORED. 66 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:19,838 THAT'S ALL I WATCH BECAUSE I GOT BORED. BUT I READ AN ARTICLE, SO 67 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:20,606 BORED. BUT I READ AN ARTICLE, SO SOMETHING NONFUNGIBLE MEANS IT 68 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:21,707 BUT I READ AN ARTICLE, SO SOMETHING NONFUNGIBLE MEANS IT IS UNIQUE AND CAN'T BE REPLACED 69 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:22,141 SOMETHING NONFUNGIBLE MEANS IT IS UNIQUE AND CAN'T BE REPLACED WITH ANYTHING ELSE. 70 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:22,875 IS UNIQUE AND CAN'T BE REPLACED WITH ANYTHING ELSE. BEFORE NFTs WE ONLY TALKED ABOUT 71 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:24,176 WITH ANYTHING ELSE. BEFORE NFTs WE ONLY TALKED ABOUT THINGS THAT WERE FUNGIBLE LIKE 72 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,345 BEFORE NFTs WE ONLY TALKED ABOUT THINGS THAT WERE FUNGIBLE LIKE BITCOIN. 73 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:34,253 THINGS THAT WERE FUNGIBLE LIKE BITCOIN. BITCOIN IS CRYPTOCURRENCY WHICH 74 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:34,853 BITCOIN. BITCOIN IS CRYPTOCURRENCY WHICH I BELIEVE MAKES SUPERMAN WEAK. 75 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:37,623 BITCOIN IS CRYPTOCURRENCY WHICH I BELIEVE MAKES SUPERMAN WEAK. [LAUGHTER] 76 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:44,296 I BELIEVE MAKES SUPERMAN WEAK. [LAUGHTER] LET'S GET BACK TO THE NFT. 77 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:44,863 [LAUGHTER] LET'S GET BACK TO THE NFT. ARE YOU DOWN WITH NFT? 78 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:45,330 LET'S GET BACK TO THE NFT. ARE YOU DOWN WITH NFT? YEAH, YOU KNOW ME. 79 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,265 ARE YOU DOWN WITH NFT? YEAH, YOU KNOW ME. NFT! 80 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:50,068 YEAH, YOU KNOW ME. NFT! I'M DOWN WITH NFT. 81 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:50,335 NFT! I'M DOWN WITH NFT. [LAUGHTER] 82 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:50,969 I'M DOWN WITH NFT. [LAUGHTER] NFT IS ANYTHING DIGITAL LIKE 83 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:53,105 [LAUGHTER] NFT IS ANYTHING DIGITAL LIKE DRAWINGS, MUSIC, TWEETS. 84 00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:54,273 NFT IS ANYTHING DIGITAL LIKE DRAWINGS, MUSIC, TWEETS. THE OWNERS OF THE DIGITAL ITEMS 85 00:02:54,275 --> 00:03:00,913 DRAWINGS, MUSIC, TWEETS. THE OWNERS OF THE DIGITAL ITEMS HAVE BEEN SELLING THEM. 86 00:03:00,915 --> 00:03:01,513 THE OWNERS OF THE DIGITAL ITEMS HAVE BEEN SELLING THEM. FOR INSTANCE SOMEONE BOUGHT A 87 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,347 HAVE BEEN SELLING THEM. FOR INSTANCE SOMEONE BOUGHT A DIGITAL DRAWING OF A CAT. 88 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,348 FOR INSTANCE SOMEONE BOUGHT A DIGITAL DRAWING OF A CAT. ARE YOU ALL SITTING DOWN? 89 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,783 DIGITAL DRAWING OF A CAT. ARE YOU ALL SITTING DOWN? YES, YOU ARE ALL SITTING DOWN. 90 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:09,354 ARE YOU ALL SITTING DOWN? YES, YOU ARE ALL SITTING DOWN. IT SOLD FOR $172,000. 91 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,957 YES, YOU ARE ALL SITTING DOWN. IT SOLD FOR $172,000. THAT DRAWING UP THAT CAT. 92 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:12,958 IT SOLD FOR $172,000. THAT DRAWING UP THAT CAT. AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THINKING 93 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,492 THAT DRAWING UP THAT CAT. AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THINKING THAT'S INSANE, AND YOU ARE 94 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:14,960 AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THINKING THAT'S INSANE, AND YOU ARE RIGHT. 95 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:15,961 THAT'S INSANE, AND YOU ARE RIGHT. BUT SOME THINGS CAN'T BE 96 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,663 RIGHT. BUT SOME THINGS CAN'T BE UNDERSTOOD LIKE MATH, SCIENCE, 97 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:21,533 BUT SOME THINGS CAN'T BE UNDERSTOOD LIKE MATH, SCIENCE, OR HOW THEY MAKE DIPPIN' DOTS. 98 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:22,067 UNDERSTOOD LIKE MATH, SCIENCE, OR HOW THEY MAKE DIPPIN' DOTS. [LAUGHTER] 99 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:23,068 OR HOW THEY MAKE DIPPIN' DOTS. [LAUGHTER] IF THIS IS A SELF-PORTRAIT MADE 100 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,937 [LAUGHTER] IF THIS IS A SELF-PORTRAIT MADE BY A CAT, THEN I GET IT. 101 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:29,741 IF THIS IS A SELF-PORTRAIT MADE BY A CAT, THEN I GET IT. IT IS WORTH THAT MUCH MONEY. 102 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,476 BY A CAT, THEN I GET IT. IT IS WORTH THAT MUCH MONEY. IF A CAT DREW THAT AND IT LOOKS 103 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:32,511 IT IS WORTH THAT MUCH MONEY. IF A CAT DREW THAT AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT. 104 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:33,345 IF A CAT DREW THAT AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT. IF IT DID NOT LOOK LIKE IT, IT 105 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:33,912 JUST LIKE THAT. IF IT DID NOT LOOK LIKE IT, IT IS LESS MONEY. 106 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,414 IF IT DID NOT LOOK LIKE IT, IT IS LESS MONEY. BUT IF IT LOOKS IDENTICAL TO 107 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,648 IS LESS MONEY. BUT IF IT LOOKS IDENTICAL TO THAT, I GET IT ALL DAY LONG. 108 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:37,683 BUT IF IT LOOKS IDENTICAL TO THAT, I GET IT ALL DAY LONG. I'M SURE YOU ARE WONDERING WHY 109 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,585 THAT, I GET IT ALL DAY LONG. I'M SURE YOU ARE WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT, BECAUSE 110 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:40,219 I'M SURE YOU ARE WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT, BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST COPY AND PASTE IT, 111 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:41,353 SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT, BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST COPY AND PASTE IT, RIGHT? 112 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:44,623 YOU CAN JUST COPY AND PASTE IT, RIGHT? THINK OF IT LIKE THIS. 113 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,757 RIGHT? THINK OF IT LIKE THIS. IT'S LIKE ART, ANYONE CAN OWN A 114 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:46,825 THINK OF IT LIKE THIS. IT'S LIKE ART, ANYONE CAN OWN A PRINT OF A PAINTING, BUT ONLY 115 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,860 IT'S LIKE ART, ANYONE CAN OWN A PRINT OF A PAINTING, BUT ONLY ONE PERSON CAN OWN THE ORIGINAL. 116 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,696 PRINT OF A PAINTING, BUT ONLY ONE PERSON CAN OWN THE ORIGINAL. FOR INSTANCE, HERE'S THE VERY 117 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,497 ONE PERSON CAN OWN THE ORIGINAL. FOR INSTANCE, HERE'S THE VERY FIRST TWEET EVER POSTED BY THE 118 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:55,234 FOR INSTANCE, HERE'S THE VERY FIRST TWEET EVER POSTED BY THE CEO OF TWITTER, JUST SETTING UP 119 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:56,602 FIRST TWEET EVER POSTED BY THE CEO OF TWITTER, JUST SETTING UP MY TWITTER. 120 00:03:56,604 --> 00:04:03,442 CEO OF TWITTER, JUST SETTING UP MY TWITTER. OKAY, SOMEBODY PAID $2.5 MILLION 121 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:04,309 MY TWITTER. OKAY, SOMEBODY PAID $2.5 MILLION FOR THAT, BECAUSE IT'S THE FIRST 122 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:04,876 OKAY, SOMEBODY PAID $2.5 MILLION FOR THAT, BECAUSE IT'S THE FIRST TWEET EVER FROM THE CEO OF 123 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:11,650 FOR THAT, BECAUSE IT'S THE FIRST TWEET EVER FROM THE CEO OF TWITTER. 124 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:12,284 TWEET EVER FROM THE CEO OF TWITTER. DIDN'T EVEN SPELL TWITTER RIGHT. 125 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:12,985 TWITTER. DIDN'T EVEN SPELL TWITTER RIGHT. SO NOW SOMEONE OWNS THAT BECAUSE 126 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:15,120 DIDN'T EVEN SPELL TWITTER RIGHT. SO NOW SOMEONE OWNS THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE A UNIQUE BLOCK CHAIN, 127 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:15,621 SO NOW SOMEONE OWNS THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE A UNIQUE BLOCK CHAIN, A BLOCK CHAIN COLLECTS 128 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:22,361 THEY HAVE A UNIQUE BLOCK CHAIN, A BLOCK CHAIN COLLECTS INFORMATION TOGETHER IN GROUPS 129 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:23,028 A BLOCK CHAIN COLLECTS INFORMATION TOGETHER IN GROUPS ALSO KNOWN AS BLOCKS THAT HOLDS 130 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,096 INFORMATION TOGETHER IN GROUPS ALSO KNOWN AS BLOCKS THAT HOLDS SETS INFORMATION. 131 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:24,463 ALSO KNOWN AS BLOCKS THAT HOLDS SETS INFORMATION. ARE YOU WITH ME? 132 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:29,201 SETS INFORMATION. ARE YOU WITH ME? BECAUSE I'M NOT, I HAVE LOST IT. 133 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:29,735 ARE YOU WITH ME? BECAUSE I'M NOT, I HAVE LOST IT. [LAUGHTER] 134 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,203 BECAUSE I'M NOT, I HAVE LOST IT. [LAUGHTER] HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, I'M 135 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:35,173 [LAUGHTER] HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, I'M GOING TO TAKE A SELFIE AND I AM 136 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:35,907 HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, I'M GOING TO TAKE A SELFIE AND I AM GOING TO NFT IT. 137 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,777 GOING TO TAKE A SELFIE AND I AM GOING TO NFT IT. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S HOW YOU 138 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,177 GOING TO NFT IT. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT, BUT -- 139 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:39,578 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT, BUT -- ALL RIGHT. 140 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,680 SAY IT, BUT -- ALL RIGHT. HERE IS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO, 141 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,182 ALL RIGHT. HERE IS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO, BECAUSE THE CAT SEEMED TO BE 142 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:44,883 HERE IS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO, BECAUSE THE CAT SEEMED TO BE VERY POPULAR. 143 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:47,352 BECAUSE THE CAT SEEMED TO BE VERY POPULAR. SO I DREW A PICTURE OF A CAT 144 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:48,587 VERY POPULAR. SO I DREW A PICTURE OF A CAT HERE. 145 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:48,854 SO I DREW A PICTURE OF A CAT HERE. [LAUGHTER] 146 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:54,893 HERE. [LAUGHTER] SO I AM NOW -- 147 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,995 [LAUGHTER] SO I AM NOW -- [LAUGHTER] 148 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,431 SO I AM NOW -- [LAUGHTER] I CAN'T FIT IT IN AT THE SAME 149 00:04:59,433 --> 00:04:59,731 [LAUGHTER] I CAN'T FIT IT IN AT THE SAME TIME. 150 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:04,836 I CAN'T FIT IT IN AT THE SAME TIME. HOLD ON. 151 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,338 TIME. HOLD ON. OKAY, THERE. 152 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:10,375 HOLD ON. OKAY, THERE. HANG ON, I THINK I GOT IT. 153 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:12,210 OKAY, THERE. HANG ON, I THINK I GOT IT. ANYWAY, SO I AM GOING TO SELL 154 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:14,212 HANG ON, I THINK I GOT IT. ANYWAY, SO I AM GOING TO SELL THIS AND ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW 155 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,814 ANYWAY, SO I AM GOING TO SELL THIS AND ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE PICTURE OFF OF MY 156 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,716 THIS AND ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE PICTURE OFF OF MY PHONE AND INTO THE COMPUTER AND 157 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:18,717 TO GET THE PICTURE OFF OF MY PHONE AND INTO THE COMPUTER AND THE BLOCK CHAIN AND A 158 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:19,584 PHONE AND INTO THE COMPUTER AND THE BLOCK CHAIN AND A NONFUNGIBLE TOKEN. 159 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,453 THE BLOCK CHAIN AND A NONFUNGIBLE TOKEN. IT SHOULD NOT BE ANY HARDER THAN 160 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,221 NONFUNGIBLE TOKEN. IT SHOULD NOT BE ANY HARDER THAN TURNING OFF MY FLASHLIGHT ON MY 161 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:23,422 IT SHOULD NOT BE ANY HARDER THAN TURNING OFF MY FLASHLIGHT ON MY PHONE. 162 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,057 TURNING OFF MY FLASHLIGHT ON MY PHONE. [LAUGHTER] 163 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:25,557 PHONE. [LAUGHTER] SO I WILL TWEET OUT THE 164 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,659 [LAUGHTER] SO I WILL TWEET OUT THE INFORMATION ON HOW YOU CAN BUY 165 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,895 SO I WILL TWEET OUT THE INFORMATION ON HOW YOU CAN BUY THIS NFT, AND ALL OF THE MONEY 166 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:36,568 INFORMATION ON HOW YOU CAN BUY THIS NFT, AND ALL OF THE MONEY WILL GO TO JOSE ANDRES CHARITY 167 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:37,969 THIS NFT, AND ALL OF THE MONEY WILL GO TO JOSE ANDRES CHARITY WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN. 168 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,938 WILL GO TO JOSE ANDRES CHARITY WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN. NOW FOR SOMEONE'S BLOCK WHO IS 169 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,540 WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN. NOW FOR SOMEONE'S BLOCK WHO IS OFF THE CHAIN. 170 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,808 NOW FOR SOMEONE'S BLOCK WHO IS OFF THE CHAIN. SAY HI TO TWITCH, EVERYBODY! 171 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:43,275 OFF THE CHAIN. SAY HI TO TWITCH, EVERYBODY! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 172 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:57,856 SAY HI TO TWITCH, EVERYBODY! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 173 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:31,857 ♪ ♪ 174 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:53,578 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: OW! TWITCH, THAT WAS WONDERFUL. 175 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,213 >> Ellen: OW! TWITCH, THAT WAS WONDERFUL. I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE OUT OF 176 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:55,447 TWITCH, THAT WAS WONDERFUL. I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE OUT OF BREATH. 177 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,416 I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE OUT OF BREATH. I'M NOT JUDGING, JUST NOTICING. 178 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:58,950 BREATH. I'M NOT JUDGING, JUST NOTICING. LUCKY FOR YOU IT IS TUESDAY, 179 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:02,254 I'M NOT JUDGING, JUST NOTICING. LUCKY FOR YOU IT IS TUESDAY, WHICH MEANS THAT IT IS TIME FOR 180 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:02,654 LUCKY FOR YOU IT IS TUESDAY, WHICH MEANS THAT IT IS TIME FOR "TIKTOK TUESDAY." 181 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:13,832 WHICH MEANS THAT IT IS TIME FOR "TIKTOK TUESDAY." ♪ ♪ 182 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:29,781 ♪ ♪ 183 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:47,165 ♪ ♪ 184 00:07:55,875 --> 00:08:03,448 [APPLAUSE] >> NO, WHAT? >> Ellen: WOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE 185 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:06,251 >> NO, WHAT? >> Ellen: WOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE REALLY USING THEIR TIME PROPER 186 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:06,518 >> Ellen: WOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE REALLY USING THEIR TIME PROPER PROPERLY. 187 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,688 REALLY USING THEIR TIME PROPER PROPERLY. I MEAN, TO LEARN HOW TO DO A 188 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,923 PROPERLY. I MEAN, TO LEARN HOW TO DO A HAND STAMP THAT LONG AND THEN TO 189 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,192 I MEAN, TO LEARN HOW TO DO A HAND STAMP THAT LONG AND THEN TO THINK ABOUT SPINNING A ROLL OF 190 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,094 HAND STAMP THAT LONG AND THEN TO THINK ABOUT SPINNING A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER AND THEN SHOOTING 191 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:18,430 THINK ABOUT SPINNING A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER AND THEN SHOOTING A PING-PONG BALL THROUGH IT, 192 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:19,831 TOILET PAPER AND THEN SHOOTING A PING-PONG BALL THROUGH IT, LIKE THAT'S THE KIND OF THING 193 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,234 A PING-PONG BALL THROUGH IT, LIKE THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU SHOULD BE DOING. 194 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:26,171 LIKE THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU SHOULD BE DOING. [LAUGHTER] 195 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,339 YOU SHOULD BE DOING. [LAUGHTER] I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH 196 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:27,539 [LAUGHTER] I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. 197 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,908 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. I DID NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT. 198 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:30,642 ME. I DID NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU DON'T SLEEP AT 199 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,310 I DID NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT AND YOU'RE JUST JUST A 200 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,211 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT AND YOU'RE JUST JUST A LITTLE PUNCHY? 201 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:33,578 NIGHT AND YOU'RE JUST JUST A LITTLE PUNCHY? THAT'S HOW I AM. 202 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:37,482 LITTLE PUNCHY? THAT'S HOW I AM. I WOULD NOT CALL IT PUNCHY. 203 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,317 THAT'S HOW I AM. I WOULD NOT CALL IT PUNCHY. [LAUGHTER] 204 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:39,684 I WOULD NOT CALL IT PUNCHY. [LAUGHTER] AND YET, I DID. 205 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,586 [LAUGHTER] AND YET, I DID. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 206 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:44,789 AND YET, I DID. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I'M SLEEPY, SO ANYWAY. 207 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:46,825 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I'M SLEEPY, SO ANYWAY. A LOT OF YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY, 208 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:47,993 I'M SLEEPY, SO ANYWAY. A LOT OF YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY, BUT I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND. 209 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:49,294 A LOT OF YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY, BUT I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND. AND I DON'T NEED TO SHOW YOU 210 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:52,163 BUT I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND. AND I DON'T NEED TO SHOW YOU WHY, BUT I'M GOING TO WIN A 211 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,332 AND I DON'T NEED TO SHOW YOU WHY, BUT I'M GOING TO WIN A SEGMENT I CALL "WHY I DON'T HAVE 212 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:54,633 WHY, BUT I'M GOING TO WIN A SEGMENT I CALL "WHY I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND." 213 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,601 SEGMENT I CALL "WHY I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND." ♪ ♪ 214 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:11,750 ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT, LORENA. I DON'T KNOW HOUSE SHE 215 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,184 ALL RIGHT, LORENA. I DON'T KNOW HOUSE SHE PRONOUNCES HER NAME, BUT HOWEVER 216 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:19,224 I DON'T KNOW HOUSE SHE PRONOUNCES HER NAME, BUT HOWEVER SHE WANTS TO DO IT IS PROPER. 217 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:26,064 PRONOUNCES HER NAME, BUT HOWEVER SHE WANTS TO DO IT IS PROPER. BUY LORENA FROM PITTSBURGH SENT 218 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,699 SHE WANTS TO DO IT IS PROPER. BUY LORENA FROM PITTSBURGH SENT THIS END. 219 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,567 BUY LORENA FROM PITTSBURGH SENT THIS END. >> OH, [BLEEP]! 220 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:29,200 THIS END. >> OH, [BLEEP]! >> Ellen: THAT'S WHY I DON'T 221 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,002 >> OH, [BLEEP]! >> Ellen: THAT'S WHY I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND AND WHY THAT GUY 222 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,604 >> Ellen: THAT'S WHY I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND AND WHY THAT GUY CAN'T HAVE KIDS NOW. 223 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:33,505 HAVE A HUSBAND AND WHY THAT GUY CAN'T HAVE KIDS NOW. [LAUGHTER] 224 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:35,340 CAN'T HAVE KIDS NOW. [LAUGHTER] SHARON FROM CINCINNATI, MY 225 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,775 [LAUGHTER] SHARON FROM CINCINNATI, MY HUSBAND HAD ONE JOB TO PUT AWAY 226 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,176 SHARON FROM CINCINNATI, MY HUSBAND HAD ONE JOB TO PUT AWAY THE ORANGE JUICE, I WOKE UP AND 227 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:42,948 HUSBAND HAD ONE JOB TO PUT AWAY THE ORANGE JUICE, I WOKE UP AND FOUND THIS. 228 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:43,214 THE ORANGE JUICE, I WOKE UP AND FOUND THIS. [LAUGHTER] 229 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,049 FOUND THIS. [LAUGHTER] HOW IS PUTTING ORANGE JUICE AWAY 230 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:47,118 [LAUGHTER] HOW IS PUTTING ORANGE JUICE AWAY A JOB? 231 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:47,886 HOW IS PUTTING ORANGE JUICE AWAY A JOB? THAT'S A JOB? 232 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,355 A JOB? THAT'S A JOB? THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO DO? 233 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:55,327 THAT'S A JOB? THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO DO? SHARON IN CINCINNATI. 234 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:57,362 THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO DO? SHARON IN CINCINNATI. ISABEL IN QUEBEC, CANADA, I 235 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:58,697 SHARON IN CINCINNATI. ISABEL IN QUEBEC, CANADA, I ALWAYS COMPLAINED THAT MY 236 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,031 ISABEL IN QUEBEC, CANADA, I ALWAYS COMPLAINED THAT MY HUSBAND NEVER CHANGES THE TOILET 237 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:00,799 ALWAYS COMPLAINED THAT MY HUSBAND NEVER CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL. 238 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:01,433 HUSBAND NEVER CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL. WHEN HE FINISHES IT, I GUESS HE 239 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:05,737 PAPER ROLL. WHEN HE FINISHES IT, I GUESS HE FINALLY DID. 240 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:06,004 WHEN HE FINISHES IT, I GUESS HE FINALLY DID. [LAUGHTER] 241 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,707 FINALLY DID. [LAUGHTER] HOW LAZY CAN YOU GET? 242 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:09,374 [LAUGHTER] HOW LAZY CAN YOU GET? THAT IS WORSE THAN DOING NOTHING 243 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,776 HOW LAZY CAN YOU GET? THAT IS WORSE THAN DOING NOTHING AT ALL. 244 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:12,577 THAT IS WORSE THAN DOING NOTHING AT ALL. IT MAKES THE ORANGE JUICE GUY 245 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:15,714 AT ALL. IT MAKES THE ORANGE JUICE GUY LOOK OKAY. 246 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,682 IT MAKES THE ORANGE JUICE GUY LOOK OKAY. [LAUGHTER] 247 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,784 LOOK OKAY. [LAUGHTER] REALLY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 248 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:20,952 [LAUGHTER] REALLY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? LIKE YOU REALLY CAN'T CHANGE A 249 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,388 REALLY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? LIKE YOU REALLY CAN'T CHANGE A TOILET PAPER ROLL? 250 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,690 LIKE YOU REALLY CAN'T CHANGE A TOILET PAPER ROLL? WHAT'S HER NAME? 251 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:26,791 TOILET PAPER ROLL? WHAT'S HER NAME? ISABEL. 252 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,760 WHAT'S HER NAME? ISABEL. FINALLY DENISE FROM MELBOURNE, 253 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:29,427 ISABEL. FINALLY DENISE FROM MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA, MY HUSBAND THOUGHT IT 254 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:33,365 FINALLY DENISE FROM MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA, MY HUSBAND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO DO THIS. 255 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:40,705 AUSTRALIA, MY HUSBAND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO DO THIS. ♪ ♪ 256 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,441 WOULD BE FUNNY TO DO THIS. ♪ ♪ I WONDER IF HE STILL THINKS IT'S 257 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,743 ♪ ♪ I WONDER IF HE STILL THINKS IT'S FUNNY. 258 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,011 I WONDER IF HE STILL THINKS IT'S FUNNY. [LAUGHTER] 259 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,479 FUNNY. [LAUGHTER] I THINK YOUR HUSBAND HAS A 260 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,681 [LAUGHTER] I THINK YOUR HUSBAND HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM AND A JUMPING 261 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,951 I THINK YOUR HUSBAND HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM AND A JUMPING PROBLEM. 262 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,019 DRINKING PROBLEM AND A JUMPING PROBLEM. HONEY, GET THE CAMERA, WATCH 263 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,920 PROBLEM. HONEY, GET THE CAMERA, WATCH WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, HONEY, 264 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,422 HONEY, GET THE CAMERA, WATCH WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, HONEY, HONEY, NO, I DON'T WANT TO PUT 265 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,424 WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, HONEY, HONEY, NO, I DON'T WANT TO PUT PANTS ON. 266 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,893 HONEY, NO, I DON'T WANT TO PUT PANTS ON. COME ON, HONEY! 267 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:05,764 PANTS ON. COME ON, HONEY! IF THAT VIDEO MADE YOU SAY "WHAT 268 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,732 COME ON, HONEY! IF THAT VIDEO MADE YOU SAY "WHAT THE" YOU WILL ENJOY THIS NEXT 269 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:13,772 IF THAT VIDEO MADE YOU SAY "WHAT THE" YOU WILL ENJOY THIS NEXT SEGMENT IT'S CALLED "WHAT THE"." 270 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,306 THE" YOU WILL ENJOY THIS NEXT SEGMENT IT'S CALLED "WHAT THE"." I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT THAT IS 271 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,941 SEGMENT IT'S CALLED "WHAT THE"." I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT THAT IS A SHORT, SHORT INTRO FOR A 272 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:22,313 I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT THAT IS A SHORT, SHORT INTRO FOR A SEGMENT, BUT THE "TIKTOK 273 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:22,781 A SHORT, SHORT INTRO FOR A SEGMENT, BUT THE "TIKTOK TUESDAY" WAS TOO LONG. 274 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,983 SEGMENT, BUT THE "TIKTOK TUESDAY" WAS TOO LONG. WE WILL LISTEN TO IT AGAIN ONE 275 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:25,583 TUESDAY" WAS TOO LONG. WE WILL LISTEN TO IT AGAIN ONE DAY. 276 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:26,151 WE WILL LISTEN TO IT AGAIN ONE DAY. THIS IS TOO SHORT. 277 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,819 DAY. THIS IS TOO SHORT. SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE. 278 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:31,723 THIS IS TOO SHORT. SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE. THESE ARE REAL NEWS HEADLINES 279 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,792 SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE. THESE ARE REAL NEWS HEADLINES THAT MAKE ME SAY "WHAT THE," SO 280 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,161 THESE ARE REAL NEWS HEADLINES THAT MAKE ME SAY "WHAT THE," SO HERE'S THE FIRST ONE. 281 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,462 THAT MAKE ME SAY "WHAT THE," SO HERE'S THE FIRST ONE. WOMAN FINDS OUT SON'S BRIDE IS 282 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,298 HERE'S THE FIRST ONE. WOMAN FINDS OUT SON'S BRIDE IS THEIR LONG-LOST DAUGHTER ON 283 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,167 WOMAN FINDS OUT SON'S BRIDE IS THEIR LONG-LOST DAUGHTER ON THEIR WEDDING DAY. 284 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:46,671 THEIR LONG-LOST DAUGHTER ON THEIR WEDDING DAY. "WHAT THE" AND "HOW THE" AND DID 285 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:51,376 THEIR WEDDING DAY. "WHAT THE" AND "HOW THE" AND DID THEY? 286 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,711 "WHAT THE" AND "HOW THE" AND DID THEY? [LAUGHTER] 287 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:53,912 THEY? [LAUGHTER] HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 288 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,280 [LAUGHTER] HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. YOUR CAN NOW ALERT YOU WHEN YOUR 289 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:59,584 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. YOUR CAN NOW ALERT YOU WHEN YOUR FOOD DELIVERY IS GOING TO COME. 290 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,686 YOUR CAN NOW ALERT YOU WHEN YOUR FOOD DELIVERY IS GOING TO COME. [LAUGHTER] 291 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:10,929 FOOD DELIVERY IS GOING TO COME. [LAUGHTER] AGAIN, WHAT THE AND HOW? 292 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:11,329 [LAUGHTER] AGAIN, WHAT THE AND HOW? [VIBRATING] 293 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:11,529 AGAIN, WHAT THE AND HOW? [VIBRATING] TACOS. 294 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,431 [VIBRATING] TACOS. I DON'T KNOW. 295 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,167 TACOS. I DON'T KNOW. I SAID I HAVE NOT SLEPT. 296 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:16,434 I DON'T KNOW. I SAID I HAVE NOT SLEPT. [LAUGHTER] 297 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:21,139 I SAID I HAVE NOT SLEPT. [LAUGHTER] HERE'S ANOTHER ONE, BABY IN A 298 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,140 [LAUGHTER] HERE'S ANOTHER ONE, BABY IN A RACK, FIRST HUMAN DOCUMENTED 299 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:28,480 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE, BABY IN A RACK, FIRST HUMAN DOCUMENTED WITH THREE PENISES. 300 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:33,318 RACK, FIRST HUMAN DOCUMENTED WITH THREE PENISES. "WHAT DO, WHAT THE, AND WHAT T 301 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,185 WITH THREE PENISES. "WHAT DO, WHAT THE, AND WHAT T THE"." 302 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,387 "WHAT DO, WHAT THE, AND WHAT T THE"." IT IS THE LAST ONE, GODZILLA 303 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:44,829 THE"." IT IS THE LAST ONE, GODZILLA MONITOR LIZARD CLIMBS UP STORE 304 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:45,063 IT IS THE LAST ONE, GODZILLA MONITOR LIZARD CLIMBS UP STORE SHELVES. 305 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:48,066 MONITOR LIZARD CLIMBS UP STORE SHELVES. "WHAT THE?" 306 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,702 SHELVES. "WHAT THE?" >> I WOULD'VE -- I WOULD NOT 307 00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:56,775 "WHAT THE?" >> I WOULD'VE -- I WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN THERE. 308 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,711 >> I WOULD'VE -- I WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN THERE. [INDISTINGUISHABLE] 309 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:04,082 HAVE BEEN THERE. [INDISTINGUISHABLE] >> NO. 310 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:04,249 [INDISTINGUISHABLE] >> NO. NO! 311 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:08,386 >> NO. NO! >> Ellen: I DON'T SPEAK TAI, 312 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,454 NO! >> Ellen: I DON'T SPEAK TAI, BUT I THINK THEY WERE SAYING 313 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,890 >> Ellen: I DON'T SPEAK TAI, BUT I THINK THEY WERE SAYING "WHAT THE." 314 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,424 BUT I THINK THEY WERE SAYING "WHAT THE." I HAVE A CRAZY STORY THAT WILL 315 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,959 "WHAT THE." I HAVE A CRAZY STORY THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY "WHAT THE." 316 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,895 I HAVE A CRAZY STORY THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY "WHAT THE." I THINK YOU KNOW -- 317 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:20,165 MAKE YOU SAY "WHAT THE." I THINK YOU KNOW -- I GREW UP IN -- 318 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:25,336 I THINK YOU KNOW -- I GREW UP IN -- >> A MONITOR LIZARD." 319 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,004 I GREW UP IN -- >> A MONITOR LIZARD." WHERE IS IT GOING? 320 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:29,307 >> A MONITOR LIZARD." WHERE IS IT GOING? PROBABLY JUST WANTS TO READ OFF 321 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:29,507 WHERE IS IT GOING? PROBABLY JUST WANTS TO READ OFF OF US. 322 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:34,112 PROBABLY JUST WANTS TO READ OFF OF US. IS HE EVEN HE? 323 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:37,882 OF US. IS HE EVEN HE? HE COULD BE A SHE. 324 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:38,216 IS HE EVEN HE? HE COULD BE A SHE. AS SHE LIZARD. 325 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,785 HE COULD BE A SHE. AS SHE LIZARD. THAT'S AWESOME. 326 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,786 AS SHE LIZARD. THAT'S AWESOME. >> Ellen: I DON'T EVEN THINK I 327 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:46,858 THAT'S AWESOME. >> Ellen: I DON'T EVEN THINK I TOLD YOU THAT STORY, TWITCH. 328 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,625 >> Ellen: I DON'T EVEN THINK I TOLD YOU THAT STORY, TWITCH. , TWITCH, TWITCH. 329 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,960 TOLD YOU THAT STORY, TWITCH. , TWITCH, TWITCH. I DON'T THINK THAT I TOLD YOU 330 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:49,861 , TWITCH, TWITCH. I DON'T THINK THAT I TOLD YOU THAT STORY. 331 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,496 I DON'T THINK THAT I TOLD YOU THAT STORY. THAT'S HOW I WAS SWITCHED AT 332 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:51,696 THAT STORY. THAT'S HOW I WAS SWITCHED AT BIRTH. 333 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:54,766 THAT'S HOW I WAS SWITCHED AT BIRTH. AND IT'S A CRAZY STORY! 334 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:55,533 BIRTH. AND IT'S A CRAZY STORY! [LAUGHTER] 335 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,369 AND IT'S A CRAZY STORY! [LAUGHTER] >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 336 00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,904 [LAUGHTER] >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. >> Ellen: GLAD I SHARED IT. 337 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,372 >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. >> Ellen: GLAD I SHARED IT. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK! 338 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:01,840 >> Ellen: GLAD I SHARED IT. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 339 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:10,148 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 340 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:22,393 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: GWEN STEFANI HAILING A TAXI! 341 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:31,536 >> Ellen: GWEN STEFANI HAILING A TAXI! >> MR. TAXI! 342 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,003 A TAXI! >> MR. TAXI! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 343 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:38,476 >> MR. TAXI! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 344 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,645 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUEST ARE 345 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:41,746 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUEST ARE TWO INCREDIBLE DANCERS WHO HAVE 346 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:46,251 >> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUEST ARE TWO INCREDIBLE DANCERS WHO HAVE 200 MILLION VIEWS ON TIKTOK, 347 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,119 TWO INCREDIBLE DANCERS WHO HAVE 200 MILLION VIEWS ON TIKTOK, PLEASE WELCOME SLAVIK AND 348 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,622 200 MILLION VIEWS ON TIKTOK, PLEASE WELCOME SLAVIK AND AUBREY. 349 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,490 PLEASE WELCOME SLAVIK AND AUBREY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 350 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:56,761 AUBREY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 351 00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:12,577 ♪ ♪ 352 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:28,693 ♪ ♪ [PHONE RINGING] 353 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:44,709 ♪ ♪ 354 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:36,494 >> Ellen: OH, MY GOD! COME ON! >> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 355 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,628 COME ON! >> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> Ellen: YOU GUYS ARE 356 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,029 >> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> Ellen: YOU GUYS ARE INCREDIBLE! 357 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,263 >> Ellen: YOU GUYS ARE INCREDIBLE! >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. 358 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,398 INCREDIBLE! >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Ellen: YOU STARTED 359 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,233 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Ellen: YOU STARTED PERFORMING TOGETHER, I MEAN, YOU 360 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,036 >> Ellen: YOU STARTED PERFORMING TOGETHER, I MEAN, YOU HAVE NOT PERFORMED FOR A LONG 361 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:45,336 PERFORMING TOGETHER, I MEAN, YOU HAVE NOT PERFORMED FOR A LONG TIME, RIGHT? 362 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,105 HAVE NOT PERFORMED FOR A LONG TIME, RIGHT? >> YEAH, YOU KNOW -- 363 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,439 TIME, RIGHT? >> YEAH, YOU KNOW -- >> Ellen: IT SO MEAN TO MAKE 364 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,307 >> YEAH, YOU KNOW -- >> Ellen: IT SO MEAN TO MAKE YOU TALK AFTER THAT. 365 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,541 >> Ellen: IT SO MEAN TO MAKE YOU TALK AFTER THAT. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE A 366 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,542 YOU TALK AFTER THAT. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE A BREATH OR SOMETHING. 367 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,978 YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE A BREATH OR SOMETHING. I'M SO SORRY. 368 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:57,448 BREATH OR SOMETHING. I'M SO SORRY. HOW IS THAT? 369 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:57,715 I'M SO SORRY. HOW IS THAT? [LAUGHTER] 370 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,649 HOW IS THAT? [LAUGHTER] >> WE'RE GOOD. 371 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,084 [LAUGHTER] >> WE'RE GOOD. BUT YEAH, TO GO BACK TO THE 372 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:01,285 >> WE'RE GOOD. BUT YEAH, TO GO BACK TO THE QUESTION, IT HAS BEEN A CRAZY 373 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,354 BUT YEAH, TO GO BACK TO THE QUESTION, IT HAS BEEN A CRAZY YEAR. 374 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,423 QUESTION, IT HAS BEEN A CRAZY YEAR. SO OBVIOUSLY BEING ABLE TO LIKE 375 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,257 YEAR. SO OBVIOUSLY BEING ABLE TO LIKE DO THIS AGAIN IS REALLY 376 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,959 SO OBVIOUSLY BEING ABLE TO LIKE DO THIS AGAIN IS REALLY REFRESHING, BUT ON TOP OF THAT 377 00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:08,526 DO THIS AGAIN IS REALLY REFRESHING, BUT ON TOP OF THAT IT DOES NOT -- 378 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,495 REFRESHING, BUT ON TOP OF THAT IT DOES NOT -- IT FEELS LIKE WE HAVE BEEN DOING 379 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,729 IT DOES NOT -- IT FEELS LIKE WE HAVE BEEN DOING IT THE WHOLE TIME, BECAUSE WE 380 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,331 IT FEELS LIKE WE HAVE BEEN DOING IT THE WHOLE TIME, BECAUSE WE REALLY HAVE, IT'S JUST NOW THAT 381 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:13,931 IT THE WHOLE TIME, BECAUSE WE REALLY HAVE, IT'S JUST NOW THAT THINGS ARE OPENING BACK UP WE 382 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,934 REALLY HAVE, IT'S JUST NOW THAT THINGS ARE OPENING BACK UP WE COULD GO OUT OUTSIDE AND DO 383 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,836 THINGS ARE OPENING BACK UP WE COULD GO OUT OUTSIDE AND DO VIDEOS THEY ARE AND DO 384 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:19,404 COULD GO OUT OUTSIDE AND DO VIDEOS THEY ARE AND DO COLLABORATIONS WITH PEOPLE. 385 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,906 VIDEOS THEY ARE AND DO COLLABORATIONS WITH PEOPLE. SO IT'S REALLY REFRESHING. 386 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,509 COLLABORATIONS WITH PEOPLE. SO IT'S REALLY REFRESHING. >> Ellen: 400 MILLION 387 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,545 SO IT'S REALLY REFRESHING. >> Ellen: 400 MILLION FOLLOWERS, 200 MILLION VIEWS ON 388 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,479 >> Ellen: 400 MILLION FOLLOWERS, 200 MILLION VIEWS ON TIKTOK IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. 389 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:32,617 FOLLOWERS, 200 MILLION VIEWS ON TIKTOK IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. >> YES, VERY IMPRESSIVE. 390 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,519 TIKTOK IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. >> YES, VERY IMPRESSIVE. GARY POSTED BY WILL SMITH, AND 391 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:38,856 >> YES, VERY IMPRESSIVE. GARY POSTED BY WILL SMITH, AND CHRIS BROWN, SO IT'S AWESOME. 392 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,658 GARY POSTED BY WILL SMITH, AND CHRIS BROWN, SO IT'S AWESOME. >> Ellen: FAMOUS DUDES, I 393 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,260 CHRIS BROWN, SO IT'S AWESOME. >> Ellen: FAMOUS DUDES, I MEAN, YOU ARE BOTH INCREDIBLE, 394 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:45,897 >> Ellen: FAMOUS DUDES, I MEAN, YOU ARE BOTH INCREDIBLE, SO WHAT YOU HAVE DANCED WITH 395 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:46,431 MEAN, YOU ARE BOTH INCREDIBLE, SO WHAT YOU HAVE DANCED WITH ALLISON AND TWITCH. 396 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,634 SO WHAT YOU HAVE DANCED WITH ALLISON AND TWITCH. >> ME, ALLISON, TWITCH GO BACK 397 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,636 ALLISON AND TWITCH. >> ME, ALLISON, TWITCH GO BACK YEARS, I DID "SO YOU THINK YOU 398 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,271 >> ME, ALLISON, TWITCH GO BACK YEARS, I DID "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE" IN 2018 AND ACTUALLY 399 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,972 YEARS, I DID "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE" IN 2018 AND ACTUALLY ALLISON WAS MY ALL-STAR, SO THE 400 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,641 CAN DANCE" IN 2018 AND ACTUALLY ALLISON WAS MY ALL-STAR, SO THE FIRST LIKE BIG PERFORMANCE OF 401 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,043 ALLISON WAS MY ALL-STAR, SO THE FIRST LIKE BIG PERFORMANCE OF THAT SEASON FOR ME WAS DANCING 402 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,045 FIRST LIKE BIG PERFORMANCE OF THAT SEASON FOR ME WAS DANCING WITH ALLISON AND THEN AFTERWARDS 403 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,680 THAT SEASON FOR ME WAS DANCING WITH ALLISON AND THEN AFTERWARDS TWITCH WAS MY JUDGE THE WHOLE 404 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:03,748 WITH ALLISON AND THEN AFTERWARDS TWITCH WAS MY JUDGE THE WHOLE TIME, SO HE WAS JUST LIKE, IT 405 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,616 TWITCH WAS MY JUDGE THE WHOLE TIME, SO HE WAS JUST LIKE, IT WAS COMFORTING TO HAVE SOMEONE 406 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,051 TIME, SO HE WAS JUST LIKE, IT WAS COMFORTING TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE HIM JUDGE ME OUTSIDE OF 407 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,553 WAS COMFORTING TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE HIM JUDGE ME OUTSIDE OF OTHER JUDGES THAT I WAS LIKE I 408 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,288 LIKE HIM JUDGE ME OUTSIDE OF OTHER JUDGES THAT I WAS LIKE I KNOW WHAT HE WENT THROUGH, SO I 409 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,189 OTHER JUDGES THAT I WAS LIKE I KNOW WHAT HE WENT THROUGH, SO I CAN RELATE TO THAT. 410 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,891 KNOW WHAT HE WENT THROUGH, SO I CAN RELATE TO THAT. AND TWITCH IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE 411 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:14,492 CAN RELATE TO THAT. AND TWITCH IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE DANCERS GOOD AND I DO A REALLY 412 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,461 AND TWITCH IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE DANCERS GOOD AND I DO A REALLY GOOD IMPRESSION OF HIM. 413 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,463 DANCERS GOOD AND I DO A REALLY GOOD IMPRESSION OF HIM. >> Ellen: YOU CAN? 414 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,231 GOOD IMPRESSION OF HIM. >> Ellen: YOU CAN? >> YES, I CAN SHOW IT TO YOU. 415 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:30,508 >> Ellen: YOU CAN? >> YES, I CAN SHOW IT TO YOU. >> I'M WATCHING. 416 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:30,775 >> YES, I CAN SHOW IT TO YOU. >> I'M WATCHING. [LAUGHTER] 417 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,277 >> I'M WATCHING. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: IT'S PRETTY GOOD. 418 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,979 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: IT'S PRETTY GOOD. HEY, WE HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU, 419 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,114 >> Ellen: IT'S PRETTY GOOD. HEY, WE HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU DANCE 420 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,014 HEY, WE HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU DANCE AND HOODIE IS A LOT WHEN YOU 421 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,484 BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU DANCE AND HOODIE IS A LOT WHEN YOU POST AND IT IS GETTING HOT OUT 422 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,485 AND HOODIE IS A LOT WHEN YOU POST AND IT IS GETTING HOT OUT THERE, SO WE HAVE SOME SHORT 423 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,987 POST AND IT IS GETTING HOT OUT THERE, SO WE HAVE SOME SHORT SLEEVE HOODIES FOR YOU. 424 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:43,821 THERE, SO WE HAVE SOME SHORT SLEEVE HOODIES FOR YOU. >> I LOVE THE COLORS. 425 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:48,292 SLEEVE HOODIES FOR YOU. >> I LOVE THE COLORS. IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR, ACTUAL 426 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,694 >> I LOVE THE COLORS. IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR, ACTUAL ACTUALLY. 427 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,995 IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR, ACTUAL ACTUALLY. IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR. 428 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,196 ACTUALLY. IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR. >> Ellen: MINE TOO, LOOK 429 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,564 IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR. >> Ellen: MINE TOO, LOOK AROUND. 430 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,599 >> Ellen: MINE TOO, LOOK AROUND. YOU WILL DANCE WITH TWITCH INTO 431 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,133 AROUND. YOU WILL DANCE WITH TWITCH INTO THE COMMERCIAL BREAK. 432 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:59,537 YOU WILL DANCE WITH TWITCH INTO THE COMMERCIAL BREAK. WE WILL BE BACK. 433 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,004 THE COMMERCIAL BREAK. WE WILL BE BACK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 434 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:05,776 WE WILL BE BACK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 435 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,880 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> I THINK IT HAD TO DO WITH 436 00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:10,648 ♪ ♪ >> I THINK IT HAD TO DO WITH ABC, THE JACKSON FIVE SONG, AND 437 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,383 >> I THINK IT HAD TO DO WITH ABC, THE JACKSON FIVE SONG, AND I WAS LIKE, I AM ELLEN, I KNOW 438 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,186 ABC, THE JACKSON FIVE SONG, AND I WAS LIKE, I AM ELLEN, I KNOW ALL OF THE WORDS, ABC, I'M 439 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:15,620 I WAS LIKE, I AM ELLEN, I KNOW ALL OF THE WORDS, ABC, I'M DANCING. 440 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:16,787 ALL OF THE WORDS, ABC, I'M DANCING. AND THAT WAS IT. 441 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:17,989 DANCING. AND THAT WAS IT. >> IF YOU DON'T SEE THE AMOUNT 442 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:18,656 AND THAT WAS IT. >> IF YOU DON'T SEE THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE YOU OR 443 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,025 >> IF YOU DON'T SEE THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE YOU OR YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MENTORSHIP, 444 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:29,300 OF PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE YOU OR YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MENTORSHIP, THEN IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO 445 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:29,767 YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MENTORSHIP, THEN IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 446 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:36,374 THEN IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 447 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,242 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 448 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,044 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO YOU CAN 449 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,379 >> Ellen: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO YOU CAN SEE EVERY WEEKEND ON SATURDAY 450 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:41,946 VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO YOU CAN SEE EVERY WEEKEND ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. 451 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,347 SEE EVERY WEEKEND ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. TAKE A LOOK. 452 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,082 NIGHT LIVE. TAKE A LOOK. >> I REALLY LIKE JINGLE BELLS, 453 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:45,449 TAKE A LOOK. >> I REALLY LIKE JINGLE BELLS, WHAT A CLASSIC! 454 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:48,953 >> I REALLY LIKE JINGLE BELLS, WHAT A CLASSIC! GOES LIKE THIS. 455 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:52,757 WHAT A CLASSIC! GOES LIKE THIS. ♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, 456 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,691 GOES LIKE THIS. ♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ALL THE WAY ♪ 457 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,128 ♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ALL THE WAY ♪ ♪ I'M BEGGING OF YOU PLEASE ♪ 458 00:19:57,130 --> 00:20:00,264 JINGLE BELLS ALL THE WAY ♪ ♪ I'M BEGGING OF YOU PLEASE ♪ ♪ DON'T PLAY JOLENE ♪ 459 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,532 ♪ I'M BEGGING OF YOU PLEASE ♪ ♪ DON'T PLAY JOLENE ♪ >> THAT'S NOT HOW JINGLE BELLS 460 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,634 ♪ DON'T PLAY JOLENE ♪ >> THAT'S NOT HOW JINGLE BELLS GOES AND IT'S NOT REALLY HOW 461 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,370 >> THAT'S NOT HOW JINGLE BELLS GOES AND IT'S NOT REALLY HOW JOLENE GOES. 462 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,773 GOES AND IT'S NOT REALLY HOW JOLENE GOES. YOU WANT TO DO DELI SONGS, JUST 463 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,674 JOLENE GOES. YOU WANT TO DO DELI SONGS, JUST BE UPFRONT WITH ME. 464 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,410 YOU WANT TO DO DELI SONGS, JUST BE UPFRONT WITH ME. >> I AM BEING EXTREMELY UPFRONT! 465 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,012 BE UPFRONT WITH ME. >> I AM BEING EXTREMELY UPFRONT! I ALMOST HAD TROUBLE WALKING OUT 466 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:15,680 >> I AM BEING EXTREMELY UPFRONT! I ALMOST HAD TROUBLE WALKING OUT HERE! 467 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,782 I ALMOST HAD TROUBLE WALKING OUT HERE! >> Ellen: PLEASE WELCOME 468 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,984 HERE! >> Ellen: PLEASE WELCOME MELISSA VILLASENOR! 469 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,019 >> Ellen: PLEASE WELCOME MELISSA VILLASENOR! >> HELLO! 470 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,688 MELISSA VILLASENOR! >> HELLO! >> Ellen: I HAVE BEEN -- 471 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,656 >> HELLO! >> Ellen: I HAVE BEEN -- IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU ON! 472 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,824 >> Ellen: I HAVE BEEN -- IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU ON! I'VE BEEN WATCHING BEFORE WE 473 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,593 IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU ON! I'VE BEEN WATCHING BEFORE WE INTRODUCE TO YOU YOU SITTING 474 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,027 I'VE BEEN WATCHING BEFORE WE INTRODUCE TO YOU YOU SITTING WITH YOUR PRECIOUS DOGGY, WHAT 475 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,429 INTRODUCE TO YOU YOU SITTING WITH YOUR PRECIOUS DOGGY, WHAT IS YOUR DOG'S NAME? 476 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,732 WITH YOUR PRECIOUS DOGGY, WHAT IS YOUR DOG'S NAME? >> MY DOGS NAME IS PENNY. 477 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,834 IS YOUR DOG'S NAME? >> MY DOGS NAME IS PENNY. SHE IS LICKING SOMETHING COMING 478 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,836 >> MY DOGS NAME IS PENNY. SHE IS LICKING SOMETHING COMING IN NO [LAUGHTER] 479 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,439 SHE IS LICKING SOMETHING COMING IN NO [LAUGHTER] BUT SHE IS HERE WITH ME, AND OH, 480 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,340 IN NO [LAUGHTER] BUT SHE IS HERE WITH ME, AND OH, MY GOD, ELLEN, IT'S SO NICE TO 481 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,408 BUT SHE IS HERE WITH ME, AND OH, MY GOD, ELLEN, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 482 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,344 MY GOD, ELLEN, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. >> Ellen: YOU HAVE BECOME ONE 483 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,345 MEET YOU. >> Ellen: YOU HAVE BECOME ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF "SNL" AND 484 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,581 >> Ellen: YOU HAVE BECOME ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF "SNL" AND I'M REALLY HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON! 485 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,184 OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF "SNL" AND I'M REALLY HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON! YOU STARTED IN 2016, RIGHT? 486 00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:57,822 I'M REALLY HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON! YOU STARTED IN 2016, RIGHT? >> YES, I STARTED THAT SEASON, I 487 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,391 YOU STARTED IN 2016, RIGHT? >> YES, I STARTED THAT SEASON, I FORGOT, 42, SEASON 42, YES. 488 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,426 >> YES, I STARTED THAT SEASON, I FORGOT, 42, SEASON 42, YES. >> AND I ONLY KNOW BECAUSE I DO 489 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,494 FORGOT, 42, SEASON 42, YES. >> AND I ONLY KNOW BECAUSE I DO THE RESEARCH, YOU DON'T NEED TO 490 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,029 >> AND I ONLY KNOW BECAUSE I DO THE RESEARCH, YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP COUNT, I WILL DO IT FOR 491 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:05,730 THE RESEARCH, YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP COUNT, I WILL DO IT FOR YOU. 492 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:06,664 KEEP COUNT, I WILL DO IT FOR YOU. BUT YOU AUDITIONED OVER TEN 493 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,233 YOU. BUT YOU AUDITIONED OVER TEN YEARS AGO AND I HEARD THAT IN 494 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,669 BUT YOU AUDITIONED OVER TEN YEARS AGO AND I HEARD THAT IN YOUR AUDITION I WAS ONE OF YOUR 495 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,770 YEARS AGO AND I HEARD THAT IN YOUR AUDITION I WAS ONE OF YOUR IMPRESSIONS. 496 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,172 YOUR AUDITION I WAS ONE OF YOUR IMPRESSIONS. FIRST OF ALL, WHAT HAPPENED, AND 497 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,541 IMPRESSIONS. FIRST OF ALL, WHAT HAPPENED, AND LOOK AT THAT DOGGY, I MEAN, COME 498 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:18,242 FIRST OF ALL, WHAT HAPPENED, AND LOOK AT THAT DOGGY, I MEAN, COME ON. 499 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,610 LOOK AT THAT DOGGY, I MEAN, COME ON. I'M TRYING TO PAY ATTENTION TO 500 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,380 ON. I'M TRYING TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU TOO BUT IT'S JUST A CUTE 501 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:22,546 I'M TRYING TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU TOO BUT IT'S JUST A CUTE DOG. 502 00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:25,383 YOU TOO BUT IT'S JUST A CUTE DOG. SO WHAT HAPPENED IN THE AUDITI 503 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:25,750 DOG. SO WHAT HAPPENED IN THE AUDITI AUDITION? 504 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,652 SO WHAT HAPPENED IN THE AUDITI AUDITION? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT 505 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,553 AUDITION? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT AUDITION, THE FIRST ONE WAS 506 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,422 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT AUDITION, THE FIRST ONE WAS GREAT, AND YES, YOU WERE IN 507 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,423 AUDITION, THE FIRST ONE WAS GREAT, AND YES, YOU WERE IN THERE, ELLEN. 508 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,257 GREAT, AND YES, YOU WERE IN THERE, ELLEN. I DON'T REMEMBER THE BIT, BUT I 509 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:36,794 THERE, ELLEN. I DON'T REMEMBER THE BIT, BUT I THINK IT HAD TO DO WITH ABC, THE 510 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,461 I DON'T REMEMBER THE BIT, BUT I THINK IT HAD TO DO WITH ABC, THE JACKSON FIVE SONG. 511 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,430 THINK IT HAD TO DO WITH ABC, THE JACKSON FIVE SONG. I WAS LIKE I'M ELLEN AND I KNOW 512 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,965 JACKSON FIVE SONG. I WAS LIKE I'M ELLEN AND I KNOW ALL THE WORDS, ABC, I LOVE 513 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,600 I WAS LIKE I'M ELLEN AND I KNOW ALL THE WORDS, ABC, I LOVE DANCING, AND THAT WAS IT. 514 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,702 ALL THE WORDS, ABC, I LOVE DANCING, AND THAT WAS IT. THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER AND I'M 515 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:45,136 DANCING, AND THAT WAS IT. THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER AND I'M SORRY, IT'S SO BAD. 516 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,204 THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER AND I'M SORRY, IT'S SO BAD. IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. 517 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,439 SORRY, IT'S SO BAD. IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. >> Ellen: THAT'S ALL RIGHT, 518 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,807 IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. >> Ellen: THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BUT THEN YOU DID NOT GET IT. 519 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,076 >> Ellen: THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BUT THEN YOU DID NOT GET IT. >> I WAS NOT READY, I WAS 21, 520 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,445 BUT THEN YOU DID NOT GET IT. >> I WAS NOT READY, I WAS 21, NO, I WAS NOT FUNNY. 521 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,213 >> I WAS NOT READY, I WAS 21, NO, I WAS NOT FUNNY. >> Ellen: AND NOW YOU 522 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:57,648 NO, I WAS NOT FUNNY. >> Ellen: AND NOW YOU APPRECIATE IT MORE, PROBABLY. 523 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,516 >> Ellen: AND NOW YOU APPRECIATE IT MORE, PROBABLY. >> YES. 524 00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,183 APPRECIATE IT MORE, PROBABLY. >> YES. >> Ellen: I'M SURE THAT YOU 525 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:01,052 >> YES. >> Ellen: I'M SURE THAT YOU WERE FUNNY, BUT THE MORE THAT WE 526 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:02,586 >> Ellen: I'M SURE THAT YOU WERE FUNNY, BUT THE MORE THAT WE DO ANYTHING, THE BETTER WE GET 527 00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:03,888 WERE FUNNY, BUT THE MORE THAT WE DO ANYTHING, THE BETTER WE GET AT IT, RIGHT? 528 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,423 DO ANYTHING, THE BETTER WE GET AT IT, RIGHT? SO YOU STARTED DOING STAND UP 529 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,659 AT IT, RIGHT? SO YOU STARTED DOING STAND UP REALLY EARLY, LIKE 16, 17? 530 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,429 SO YOU STARTED DOING STAND UP REALLY EARLY, LIKE 16, 17? >> 15 I STARTED DOING THE LAUGH 531 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,496 REALLY EARLY, LIKE 16, 17? >> 15 I STARTED DOING THE LAUGH FACTORY COMEDY CAMP, AND 532 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,098 >> 15 I STARTED DOING THE LAUGH FACTORY COMEDY CAMP, AND FORTUNATE TO BE OUT HERE FROM 533 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,500 FACTORY COMEDY CAMP, AND FORTUNATE TO BE OUT HERE FROM L.A., SO RIGHT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL 534 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,035 FORTUNATE TO BE OUT HERE FROM L.A., SO RIGHT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I TOLD MY PARENTS YOU BETTER 535 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,871 L.A., SO RIGHT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I TOLD MY PARENTS YOU BETTER DRIVE ME TO THE OPEN MICS THERE 536 00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:21,305 I TOLD MY PARENTS YOU BETTER DRIVE ME TO THE OPEN MICS THERE I AM. 537 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,307 DRIVE ME TO THE OPEN MICS THERE I AM. >> Ellen: DID YOU DO MOSTLY 538 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:24,041 I AM. >> Ellen: DID YOU DO MOSTLY IMPRESSIONS? 539 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,309 >> Ellen: DID YOU DO MOSTLY IMPRESSIONS? OR DID YOU WRITE MATERIAL? 540 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:28,012 IMPRESSIONS? OR DID YOU WRITE MATERIAL? BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DO A 541 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:28,646 OR DID YOU WRITE MATERIAL? BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DO A LOT OF IMPRESSIONS. 542 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,748 BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DO A LOT OF IMPRESSIONS. >> THAT FOR THE LONGEST TIME WAS 543 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,782 LOT OF IMPRESSIONS. >> THAT FOR THE LONGEST TIME WAS ONLY -- THE ONLY THING I HAD IN 544 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,852 >> THAT FOR THE LONGEST TIME WAS ONLY -- THE ONLY THING I HAD IN MY STAND UP THAT WAS, IT WAS THE 545 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,253 ONLY -- THE ONLY THING I HAD IN MY STAND UP THAT WAS, IT WAS THE MAIN THING. 546 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:37,421 MY STAND UP THAT WAS, IT WAS THE MAIN THING. ALL OF THE BITS WERE AROUND 547 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,857 MAIN THING. ALL OF THE BITS WERE AROUND IMPRESSIONS, BUT NOW IT HAS A 548 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:40,391 ALL OF THE BITS WERE AROUND IMPRESSIONS, BUT NOW IT HAS A BEAUTIFUL MIX WHERE -- 549 00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:41,826 IMPRESSIONS, BUT NOW IT HAS A BEAUTIFUL MIX WHERE -- BECAUSE I GOT MAD. 550 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:44,328 BEAUTIFUL MIX WHERE -- BECAUSE I GOT MAD. I WAS LIKE THE CROWD NEEDS TO 551 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,830 BECAUSE I GOT MAD. I WAS LIKE THE CROWD NEEDS TO KNOW ME TOO, I'M SPECIAL! 552 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:46,197 I WAS LIKE THE CROWD NEEDS TO KNOW ME TOO, I'M SPECIAL! YOU KNOW? 553 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,199 KNOW ME TOO, I'M SPECIAL! YOU KNOW? AND I WANT TO SHARE MY STORY, SO 554 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,534 YOU KNOW? AND I WANT TO SHARE MY STORY, SO NOW IT'S A MIX OF A LITTLE BIT 555 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:55,539 AND I WANT TO SHARE MY STORY, SO NOW IT'S A MIX OF A LITTLE BIT OF ME, MY FAMILY, MY PARENTS, MY 556 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,942 NOW IT'S A MIX OF A LITTLE BIT OF ME, MY FAMILY, MY PARENTS, MY ABUELITA, MY GREAT GRANDMA WHO 557 00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,143 OF ME, MY FAMILY, MY PARENTS, MY ABUELITA, MY GREAT GRANDMA WHO TALKS LIKE -- 558 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:01,011 ABUELITA, MY GREAT GRANDMA WHO TALKS LIKE -- AND IT IS MIXED IN CELEBRITY 559 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,079 TALKS LIKE -- AND IT IS MIXED IN CELEBRITY IMPRESSIONS AND SINGING AND IT'S 560 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,081 AND IT IS MIXED IN CELEBRITY IMPRESSIONS AND SINGING AND IT'S ALL VERY PERSONAL AND IT JUST 561 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:07,651 IMPRESSIONS AND SINGING AND IT'S ALL VERY PERSONAL AND IT JUST MAKES IT VERY FULFILLING AND 562 00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:08,386 ALL VERY PERSONAL AND IT JUST MAKES IT VERY FULFILLING AND CATHARTIC. 563 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:08,652 MAKES IT VERY FULFILLING AND CATHARTIC. YOU KNOW? 564 00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,254 CATHARTIC. YOU KNOW? >> Ellen: THAT IS A GREAT 565 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:11,422 YOU KNOW? >> Ellen: THAT IS A GREAT THING ABOUT BEING ABLE TO WRITE 566 00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:12,623 >> Ellen: THAT IS A GREAT THING ABOUT BEING ABLE TO WRITE AND GET HUMOR OUT OF IT NO 567 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,392 THING ABOUT BEING ABLE TO WRITE AND GET HUMOR OUT OF IT NO MATTER WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR 568 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,360 AND GET HUMOR OUT OF IT NO MATTER WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE. 569 00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:17,595 MATTER WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE. DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST GUEST 570 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:18,596 LIFE. DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST GUEST YOU DID AT "SNL"? 571 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:22,566 DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST GUEST YOU DID AT "SNL"? >> YES, IT WAS A FAMILY FEUD AND 572 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:25,336 YOU DID AT "SNL"? >> YES, IT WAS A FAMILY FEUD AND I PLAYED SARAH SILVERMAN, OH, MY 573 00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:26,771 >> YES, IT WAS A FAMILY FEUD AND I PLAYED SARAH SILVERMAN, OH, MY GOD! 574 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,873 I PLAYED SARAH SILVERMAN, OH, MY GOD! AND I WAS REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT 575 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:31,142 GOD! AND I WAS REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT THAT, I REMEMBERED SHAKING 576 00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:33,778 AND I WAS REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT THAT, I REMEMBERED SHAKING BEFORE THEY COUNTED DOWN TO GO 577 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,614 THAT, I REMEMBERED SHAKING BEFORE THEY COUNTED DOWN TO GO LIVE AND I THOUGHT, OH, NO, I 578 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,616 BEFORE THEY COUNTED DOWN TO GO LIVE AND I THOUGHT, OH, NO, I CAN'T DO THIS. 579 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:39,150 LIVE AND I THOUGHT, OH, NO, I CAN'T DO THIS. NO! 580 00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:42,019 CAN'T DO THIS. NO! AGAIN, THAT WAS MY FIRST ONE. 581 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,188 NO! AGAIN, THAT WAS MY FIRST ONE. >> Ellen: DO YOU GET, ARE YOU 582 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:44,822 AGAIN, THAT WAS MY FIRST ONE. >> Ellen: DO YOU GET, ARE YOU NERVOUS ANYMORE? 583 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,824 >> Ellen: DO YOU GET, ARE YOU NERVOUS ANYMORE? OR IS IT EASY FOR YOU TO DO 584 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,826 NERVOUS ANYMORE? OR IS IT EASY FOR YOU TO DO EVERY WEEK ESPECIALLY BECAUSE 585 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,628 OR IS IT EASY FOR YOU TO DO EVERY WEEK ESPECIALLY BECAUSE Y'ALL HAVE GREAT MUSICIANS AND 586 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,396 EVERY WEEK ESPECIALLY BECAUSE Y'ALL HAVE GREAT MUSICIANS AND GUEST HOSTS? 587 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:54,298 Y'ALL HAVE GREAT MUSICIANS AND GUEST HOSTS? >> IT HAS GOTTEN EASIER, BUT IF 588 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:58,602 GUEST HOSTS? >> IT HAS GOTTEN EASIER, BUT IF THERE IS SOMEONE THAT I GET 589 00:23:58,604 --> 00:23:59,937 >> IT HAS GOTTEN EASIER, BUT IF THERE IS SOMEONE THAT I GET STARSTRUCK BY LIKE J.LO OR, ONE 590 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:04,575 THERE IS SOMEONE THAT I GET STARSTRUCK BY LIKE J.LO OR, ONE TIME ROBERT DE NIRO WAS THERE, 591 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:04,809 STARSTRUCK BY LIKE J.LO OR, ONE TIME ROBERT DE NIRO WAS THERE, AND -- 592 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,444 TIME ROBERT DE NIRO WAS THERE, AND -- IT'S CRAZY TO SEE THEM IN 593 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,646 AND -- IT'S CRAZY TO SEE THEM IN PERSON, YOU KNOW? 594 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:09,880 IT'S CRAZY TO SEE THEM IN PERSON, YOU KNOW? AND I SAW A ROBERT DE NIRO IN 595 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:12,316 PERSON, YOU KNOW? AND I SAW A ROBERT DE NIRO IN HIS DRESSING ROOM, AND A WALK BY 596 00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:13,250 AND I SAW A ROBERT DE NIRO IN HIS DRESSING ROOM, AND A WALK BY AND MADE EYE CONTACT. 597 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:13,818 HIS DRESSING ROOM, AND A WALK BY AND MADE EYE CONTACT. AND I RAN. 598 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:17,221 AND MADE EYE CONTACT. AND I RAN. I WAS LIKE OH, NO, HE SAW ME. 599 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:18,255 AND I RAN. I WAS LIKE OH, NO, HE SAW ME. AND THEN HEIDI SAID, YOU CAN 600 00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,057 I WAS LIKE OH, NO, HE SAW ME. AND THEN HEIDI SAID, YOU CAN TALK TO THEM, YOU ARE A CAST 601 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:20,624 AND THEN HEIDI SAID, YOU CAN TALK TO THEM, YOU ARE A CAST MEMBER. 602 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,560 TALK TO THEM, YOU ARE A CAST MEMBER. AND I SAID ROBERT, I'M MELISSA, 603 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,028 MEMBER. AND I SAID ROBERT, I'M MELISSA, NICE TO MEET YOU. 604 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,529 AND I SAID ROBERT, I'M MELISSA, NICE TO MEET YOU. AND HE SAID, HEY, HOW ARE YOU 605 00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:26,797 NICE TO MEET YOU. AND HE SAID, HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING PUSH TO MARK AND HE WAS 606 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:27,097 AND HE SAID, HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING PUSH TO MARK AND HE WAS REALLY NICE. 607 00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:30,301 DOING PUSH TO MARK AND HE WAS REALLY NICE. AND I HAVE TO TALK TO MYSELF, 608 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,436 REALLY NICE. AND I HAVE TO TALK TO MYSELF, MELISSA, THEY KNOW YOU. 609 00:24:32,438 --> 00:24:33,003 AND I HAVE TO TALK TO MYSELF, MELISSA, THEY KNOW YOU. I DID THAT WITH PAUL RUDD. 610 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:39,109 MELISSA, THEY KNOW YOU. I DID THAT WITH PAUL RUDD. I WAS LIKE PAUL -- 611 00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:39,477 I DID THAT WITH PAUL RUDD. I WAS LIKE PAUL -- BUT IT'S CRAZY. 612 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:42,146 I WAS LIKE PAUL -- BUT IT'S CRAZY. SEEING J.LO, TOM HANKS. 613 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:45,082 BUT IT'S CRAZY. SEEING J.LO, TOM HANKS. THAT WAS MY FIRST SEASON, 614 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,451 SEEING J.LO, TOM HANKS. THAT WAS MY FIRST SEASON, TOM HANKS. 615 00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:49,320 THAT WAS MY FIRST SEASON, TOM HANKS. AND YEAH, HE JUST MARCHED INTO 616 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:52,590 TOM HANKS. AND YEAH, HE JUST MARCHED INTO MY WRITING OFFICE AND ATE ALL OF 617 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:53,457 AND YEAH, HE JUST MARCHED INTO MY WRITING OFFICE AND ATE ALL OF MY ALMONDS. 618 00:24:53,459 --> 00:24:54,758 MY WRITING OFFICE AND ATE ALL OF MY ALMONDS. >> Ellen: YOU ARE HOSTING THE 619 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,459 MY ALMONDS. >> Ellen: YOU ARE HOSTING THE INDEPENDENT SPIRIT AWARDS NEXT 620 00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:59,463 >> Ellen: YOU ARE HOSTING THE INDEPENDENT SPIRIT AWARDS NEXT WEEK, THAT WILL BE FUN, RIGHT? 621 00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:01,966 INDEPENDENT SPIRIT AWARDS NEXT WEEK, THAT WILL BE FUN, RIGHT? >> ALL PRETAPED AND FUN, THOUGH 622 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:03,601 WEEK, THAT WILL BE FUN, RIGHT? >> ALL PRETAPED AND FUN, THOUGH PIECES WE HAVE WRITTEN ARE 623 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,135 >> ALL PRETAPED AND FUN, THOUGH PIECES WE HAVE WRITTEN ARE REALLY SILLY AND I HOPE THAT 624 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:07,004 PIECES WE HAVE WRITTEN ARE REALLY SILLY AND I HOPE THAT PEOPLE LIKE IT. 625 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,472 REALLY SILLY AND I HOPE THAT PEOPLE LIKE IT. FIRST TIME HOSTING ANYTHING TOO. 626 00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:10,374 PEOPLE LIKE IT. FIRST TIME HOSTING ANYTHING TOO. >> Ellen: YOU WILL HAVE SO 627 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:10,841 FIRST TIME HOSTING ANYTHING TOO. >> Ellen: YOU WILL HAVE SO MUCH FUN. 628 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:13,043 >> Ellen: YOU WILL HAVE SO MUCH FUN. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. 629 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:13,744 MUCH FUN. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. IT'S STAND UP WITH A BUNCH OF 630 00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:16,647 YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. IT'S STAND UP WITH A BUNCH OF REALLY COOL PEOPLE! 631 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:16,947 IT'S STAND UP WITH A BUNCH OF REALLY COOL PEOPLE! >> YEAH. 632 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,382 REALLY COOL PEOPLE! >> YEAH. >> Ellen: YOU WILL BE GREAT. 633 00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:20,718 >> YEAH. >> Ellen: YOU WILL BE GREAT. WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK, MORE 634 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,654 >> Ellen: YOU WILL BE GREAT. WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK, MORE WITH MELISSA AFTER THIS. 635 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:24,121 WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK, MORE WITH MELISSA AFTER THIS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 636 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:29,326 WITH MELISSA AFTER THIS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 637 00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:33,130 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ GWEN STEFANI HAILING A TAXI. 638 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:34,865 ♪ ♪ GWEN STEFANI HAILING A TAXI. >> MR. TAXI! 639 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,701 GWEN STEFANI HAILING A TAXI. >> MR. TAXI! PICK ME UP! 640 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,537 >> MR. TAXI! PICK ME UP! >> IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO SEE A 641 00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:41,205 PICK ME UP! >> IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE YOU 642 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,406 >> IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE YOU OR YOU DON'T HAVE THAT 643 00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:43,941 LOT OF PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE YOU OR YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MENTORSHIP AT AN EARLY AGE, THAN 644 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:51,815 OR YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MENTORSHIP AT AN EARLY AGE, THAN IT IS HARDER 645 00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:52,283 MENTORSHIP AT AN EARLY AGE, THAN IT IS HARDER [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 646 00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:57,955 IT IS HARDER [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 647 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,190 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH A 648 00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:01,325 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH A VERY FUNNY MELISSA VILLASENOR. 649 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,294 >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH A VERY FUNNY MELISSA VILLASENOR. SO YOU ARE GOING ON TOUR THIS 650 00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:04,628 VERY FUNNY MELISSA VILLASENOR. SO YOU ARE GOING ON TOUR THIS SUMMER, THAT'S GOING TO BE 651 00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:06,630 SO YOU ARE GOING ON TOUR THIS SUMMER, THAT'S GOING TO BE EXCITING TO DO STAND UP AGAIN 652 00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:07,197 SUMMER, THAT'S GOING TO BE EXCITING TO DO STAND UP AGAIN THIS SUMMER! 653 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:09,033 EXCITING TO DO STAND UP AGAIN THIS SUMMER! >> YES, IT IS CALLED THE 654 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:10,768 THIS SUMMER! >> YES, IT IS CALLED THE CALIFORNIA GIRL TOUR AND I AM 655 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:14,138 >> YES, IT IS CALLED THE CALIFORNIA GIRL TOUR AND I AM RENTING A VAN AND DRIVING 656 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,940 CALIFORNIA GIRL TOUR AND I AM RENTING A VAN AND DRIVING CROSS-COUNTRY. 657 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,575 RENTING A VAN AND DRIVING CROSS-COUNTRY. >> Ellen: JUST YOU AND PENNY? 658 00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:19,543 CROSS-COUNTRY. >> Ellen: JUST YOU AND PENNY? >> MY SISTER WILL COME WITH ME, 659 00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:21,745 >> Ellen: JUST YOU AND PENNY? >> MY SISTER WILL COME WITH ME, MY PARENTS WILL FLY IN FOR SOME 660 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:24,381 >> MY SISTER WILL COME WITH ME, MY PARENTS WILL FLY IN FOR SOME DAYS, MY BOYFRIEND WILL FLY IN, 661 00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:25,583 MY PARENTS WILL FLY IN FOR SOME DAYS, MY BOYFRIEND WILL FLY IN, BUT YES, IT'S NOT -- 662 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:27,985 DAYS, MY BOYFRIEND WILL FLY IN, BUT YES, IT'S NOT -- I WON'T BE ALONE, I DON'T THINK. 663 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:28,953 BUT YES, IT'S NOT -- I WON'T BE ALONE, I DON'T THINK. >> Ellen: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 664 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:29,219 I WON'T BE ALONE, I DON'T THINK. >> Ellen: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. 665 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:30,354 >> Ellen: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. HOPEFULLY YOU WILL BE OUT HERE 666 00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:31,989 IT. HOPEFULLY YOU WILL BE OUT HERE AND I CAN SEE YOU IN CALIFORNIA, 667 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:32,957 HOPEFULLY YOU WILL BE OUT HERE AND I CAN SEE YOU IN CALIFORNIA, BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GOOD AT 668 00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,392 AND I CAN SEE YOU IN CALIFORNIA, BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GOOD AT IMPRESSIONS WE WILL PLAY AGAIN 669 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:36,360 BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GOOD AT IMPRESSIONS WE WILL PLAY AGAIN BEFORE YOU GO. 670 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,028 IMPRESSIONS WE WILL PLAY AGAIN BEFORE YOU GO. I WILL USE THIS VERY FANCY AND 671 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,497 BEFORE YOU GO. I WILL USE THIS VERY FANCY AND VERY FEW PEOPLE HAVE IT. 672 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:41,799 I WILL USE THIS VERY FANCY AND VERY FEW PEOPLE HAVE IT. IT'S EXPENSIVE. 673 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:42,433 VERY FEW PEOPLE HAVE IT. IT'S EXPENSIVE. IT'S AN IMPRESSION GENERATOR. 674 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:46,070 IT'S EXPENSIVE. IT'S AN IMPRESSION GENERATOR. WHAT I DO AS I HIT THE BUTTON 675 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:46,837 IT'S AN IMPRESSION GENERATOR. WHAT I DO AS I HIT THE BUTTON AND A NAME AND ACTIVITY WILL 676 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:48,238 WHAT I DO AS I HIT THE BUTTON AND A NAME AND ACTIVITY WILL COME UP AND YOU WILL DO YOUR 677 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,907 AND A NAME AND ACTIVITY WILL COME UP AND YOU WILL DO YOUR BEST IMPRESSION, OKAY? 678 00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:54,044 COME UP AND YOU WILL DO YOUR BEST IMPRESSION, OKAY? TOTALLY RANDOM. 679 00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:54,612 BEST IMPRESSION, OKAY? TOTALLY RANDOM. [LAUGHTER] 680 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:56,780 TOTALLY RANDOM. [LAUGHTER] WANDA SYKES RIDING A 681 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,983 [LAUGHTER] WANDA SYKES RIDING A ROLLER COASTER. 682 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:01,952 WANDA SYKES RIDING A ROLLER COASTER. >> OH, IS THERE GOING TO BE A 683 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:02,152 ROLLER COASTER. >> OH, IS THERE GOING TO BE A LOOP? 684 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:04,421 >> OH, IS THERE GOING TO BE A LOOP? IF THERE IS A LOOP, I'M GOING TO 685 00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:05,155 LOOP? IF THERE IS A LOOP, I'M GOING TO PUKE ON YOU. 686 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,291 IF THERE IS A LOOP, I'M GOING TO PUKE ON YOU. I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THIS 687 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:07,658 PUKE ON YOU. I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THIS ROLLER COASTER. 688 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:14,431 I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THIS ROLLER COASTER. >> Ellen: [LAUGHS] 689 00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:15,032 ROLLER COASTER. >> Ellen: [LAUGHS] >> DON'T BUY THE PHOTO AT THE 690 00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:15,666 >> Ellen: [LAUGHS] >> DON'T BUY THE PHOTO AT THE END, BECAUSE HE WILL JUST HAVE 691 00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:16,000 >> DON'T BUY THE PHOTO AT THE END, BECAUSE HE WILL JUST HAVE TOO MUCH FUN. 692 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,469 END, BECAUSE HE WILL JUST HAVE TOO MUCH FUN. >> Ellen: YES, I LIKE IT! 693 00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:22,439 TOO MUCH FUN. >> Ellen: YES, I LIKE IT! OWEN WILSON ON SAFARI. 694 00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:25,142 >> Ellen: YES, I LIKE IT! OWEN WILSON ON SAFARI. >> LOOK AT ALL OF THE HIPPOS! 695 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,778 OWEN WILSON ON SAFARI. >> LOOK AT ALL OF THE HIPPOS! I LOVE THE LITTLE -- 696 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:28,545 >> LOOK AT ALL OF THE HIPPOS! I LOVE THE LITTLE -- I LOVE WHEN THEIR TAILORS 697 00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:34,918 I LOVE THE LITTLE -- I LOVE WHEN THEIR TAILORS ARE'S -- TALES ARE SWIRLY. 698 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,085 I LOVE WHEN THEIR TAILORS ARE'S -- TALES ARE SWIRLY. HI. 699 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:38,789 ARE'S -- TALES ARE SWIRLY. HI. IT'S ELVIS! 700 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,824 HI. IT'S ELVIS! >> Ellen: [LAUGHS] 701 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:43,260 IT'S ELVIS! >> Ellen: [LAUGHS] THAT'S FANTASTIC. 702 00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:47,097 >> Ellen: [LAUGHS] THAT'S FANTASTIC. >> THIS IS SO FUN. 703 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:49,066 THAT'S FANTASTIC. >> THIS IS SO FUN. OKAY. 704 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,268 >> THIS IS SO FUN. OKAY. OH, GOSH, I DON'T KNOW. 705 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:51,902 OKAY. OH, GOSH, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF PIZZA 706 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:55,439 OH, GOSH, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF PIZZA I WANT. 707 00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:57,574 I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF PIZZA I WANT. DON'T DO PINEAPPLE, I DON'T LIKE 708 00:27:57,576 --> 00:28:00,077 I WANT. DON'T DO PINEAPPLE, I DON'T LIKE PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA. 709 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,311 DON'T DO PINEAPPLE, I DON'T LIKE PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA. BOLOGNA IS FINE. 710 00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:02,513 PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA. BOLOGNA IS FINE. YEAH, I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT, 711 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:03,080 BOLOGNA IS FINE. YEAH, I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT, SURE. 712 00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:05,683 YEAH, I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT, SURE. HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE? 713 00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:09,787 SURE. HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE? OH, GOSH, I'M GOING TO BE 714 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:10,020 HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE? OH, GOSH, I'M GOING TO BE ASLEEP. 715 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:10,187 OH, GOSH, I'M GOING TO BE ASLEEP. NO. 716 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,622 ASLEEP. NO. >> Ellen: THAT IS EXCELLENT! 717 00:28:11,624 --> 00:28:14,658 NO. >> Ellen: THAT IS EXCELLENT! >> I LOVE LILY TOMLIN. 718 00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:16,527 >> Ellen: THAT IS EXCELLENT! >> I LOVE LILY TOMLIN. >> Ellen: DIANE KEATON SELLING 719 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:17,828 >> I LOVE LILY TOMLIN. >> Ellen: DIANE KEATON SELLING PRODUCTS ON QVC. 720 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:21,398 >> Ellen: DIANE KEATON SELLING PRODUCTS ON QVC. >> YES, IT'S DIANE! 721 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:21,632 PRODUCTS ON QVC. >> YES, IT'S DIANE! [LAUGHS] 722 00:28:21,634 --> 00:28:24,301 >> YES, IT'S DIANE! [LAUGHS] I'M SELLING HATS -- 723 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:25,269 [LAUGHS] I'M SELLING HATS -- A [LAUGHS] 724 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:26,270 I'M SELLING HATS -- A [LAUGHS] I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! 725 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,406 A [LAUGHS] I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! I DON'T KNOW. 726 00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:30,641 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE MY WINE HERE. 727 00:28:30,643 --> 00:28:34,478 I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE MY WINE HERE. I WILL SIP SOME OF THIS ON QVC! 728 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:34,912 I HAVE MY WINE HERE. I WILL SIP SOME OF THIS ON QVC! [LAUGHS] 729 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,080 I WILL SIP SOME OF THIS ON QVC! [LAUGHS] OH, NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY 730 00:28:36,082 --> 00:28:37,948 [LAUGHS] OH, NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. 731 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:42,619 OH, NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. >> Ellen: [LAUGHTER] 732 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:49,493 ARE TALKING ABOUT. >> Ellen: [LAUGHTER] GWEN STEFANI HAILING A TAXI. 733 00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:51,128 >> Ellen: [LAUGHTER] GWEN STEFANI HAILING A TAXI. >> MR. TAXI, PICK ME UP! 734 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:57,901 GWEN STEFANI HAILING A TAXI. >> MR. TAXI, PICK ME UP! I WANT TO GO HOME! 735 00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:01,472 >> MR. TAXI, PICK ME UP! I WANT TO GO HOME! ♪ EXCUSE ME, MR. ♪ 736 00:29:01,474 --> 00:29:03,440 I WANT TO GO HOME! ♪ EXCUSE ME, MR. ♪ >> Ellen: YES. 737 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:04,007 ♪ EXCUSE ME, MR. ♪ >> Ellen: YES. CHRISTINA AGUILERA TEACHING 738 00:29:04,009 --> 00:29:07,277 >> Ellen: YES. CHRISTINA AGUILERA TEACHING STUDENTS THE ABCs. 739 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:09,680 CHRISTINA AGUILERA TEACHING STUDENTS THE ABCs. >> CLASS, ABCs GO LIKE THIS. 740 00:29:09,682 --> 00:29:11,014 STUDENTS THE ABCs. >> CLASS, ABCs GO LIKE THIS. THAT'S NOT HOW SHE SPEAKS. 741 00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:12,583 >> CLASS, ABCs GO LIKE THIS. THAT'S NOT HOW SHE SPEAKS. I DON'T KNOW, BUT HERE'S THE 742 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:12,816 THAT'S NOT HOW SHE SPEAKS. I DON'T KNOW, BUT HERE'S THE SINGING. 743 00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:25,129 I DON'T KNOW, BUT HERE'S THE SINGING. ♪ ABC DEF GHI JAY KLMNO ♪ 744 00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:28,465 SINGING. ♪ ABC DEF GHI JAY KLMNO ♪ I LIKE THAT LETTER. 745 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:34,671 ♪ ABC DEF GHI JAY KLMNO ♪ I LIKE THAT LETTER. ♪ O IS MY FAVORITE LETTER ♪ 746 00:29:34,673 --> 00:29:35,205 I LIKE THAT LETTER. ♪ O IS MY FAVORITE LETTER ♪ >> Ellen: SO GOOD. 747 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:38,642 ♪ O IS MY FAVORITE LETTER ♪ >> Ellen: SO GOOD. CATCH MELISSA HOSTING 748 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,144 >> Ellen: SO GOOD. CATCH MELISSA HOSTING "INDEPENDENT SPIRIT AWARDS" AT 749 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,079 CATCH MELISSA HOSTING "INDEPENDENT SPIRIT AWARDS" AT 10:00 ON IFC AND AMC PLUS. 750 00:29:42,081 --> 00:29:43,213 "INDEPENDENT SPIRIT AWARDS" AT 10:00 ON IFC AND AMC PLUS. IT'S SO NICE TALKING TO YOU AND 751 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,682 10:00 ON IFC AND AMC PLUS. IT'S SO NICE TALKING TO YOU AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON ONE 752 00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:45,983 IT'S SO NICE TALKING TO YOU AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON ONE DAY. 753 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:48,852 I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON ONE DAY. >> YES, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 754 00:29:48,854 --> 00:29:50,521 DAY. >> YES, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THANKS, ELLEN! 755 00:29:50,523 --> 00:29:52,656 >> YES, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THANKS, ELLEN! THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME! 756 00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:53,190 THANKS, ELLEN! THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME! >> Ellen: WE WILL BE BACK! 757 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,658 THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME! >> Ellen: WE WILL BE BACK! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 758 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:59,363 >> Ellen: WE WILL BE BACK! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 759 00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:16,480 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 760 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,415 ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T STAY ♪ 761 00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:19,082 ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T STAY ♪ ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST 762 00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:19,550 STAY ♪ ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST FLY AWAY, AWAY, OH ♪ 763 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:20,117 ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST FLY AWAY, AWAY, OH ♪ ♪ OH-OH, WOAH, OH, I'D FLY 764 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:22,352 FLY AWAY, AWAY, OH ♪ ♪ OH-OH, WOAH, OH, I'D FLY AWAY ♪ 765 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:23,787 ♪ OH-OH, WOAH, OH, I'D FLY AWAY ♪ RELAXATION IN MINUTES. 766 00:30:23,789 --> 00:30:25,422 AWAY ♪ RELAXATION IN MINUTES. [SNORING] 767 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:26,824 RELAXATION IN MINUTES. [SNORING] >> Ellen: IT SO SOOTHING, 768 00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:27,491 [SNORING] >> Ellen: IT SO SOOTHING, ISN'T IT? 769 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:30,027 >> Ellen: IT SO SOOTHING, ISN'T IT? PERFORMING HER NEW HIT SINGLE 770 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:30,761 ISN'T IT? PERFORMING HER NEW HIT SINGLE "FLY AWAY" THAT HAS BEEN 771 00:30:30,763 --> 00:30:37,601 PERFORMING HER NEW HIT SINGLE "FLY AWAY" THAT HAS BEEN STREAMED OVER 13 130 MILLION TI, 772 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,703 "FLY AWAY" THAT HAS BEEN STREAMED OVER 13 130 MILLION TI, PLEASE WELCOME TONES AND I! 773 00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:40,170 STREAMED OVER 13 130 MILLION TI, PLEASE WELCOME TONES AND I! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 774 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:40,971 PLEASE WELCOME TONES AND I! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 775 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:41,872 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ ♪ I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMEDAY ♪ 776 00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:43,106 ♪ ♪ ♪ I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMEDAY ♪ ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ 777 00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:43,941 ♪ I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMEDAY ♪ ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T 778 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:45,008 ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T STAY ♪ 779 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:45,976 ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T STAY ♪ ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST 780 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:49,580 STAY ♪ ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST FLY AWAY ♪ 781 00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:51,148 ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN ON MY OWN FOR A 782 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:55,118 FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN ON MY OWN FOR A MINUTE ♪ 783 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,654 ♪ I'VE BEEN ON MY OWN FOR A MINUTE ♪ ♪ IS IT ONLY ME OUT HERE ♪ 784 00:30:57,656 --> 00:31:01,124 MINUTE ♪ ♪ IS IT ONLY ME OUT HERE ♪ ♪ SEARCHING FOR THE PLACE TO 785 00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:01,592 ♪ IS IT ONLY ME OUT HERE ♪ ♪ SEARCHING FOR THE PLACE TO BEGIN IT ♪ 786 00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:02,526 ♪ SEARCHING FOR THE PLACE TO BEGIN IT ♪ ♪ IS IT ME? IS IT YOU? IS IT 787 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:06,230 BEGIN IT ♪ ♪ IS IT ME? IS IT YOU? IS IT FEAR? ♪ 788 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:07,431 ♪ IS IT ME? IS IT YOU? IS IT FEAR? ♪ ♪ STANDING ON THE LINE I WAS 789 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:09,700 FEAR? ♪ ♪ STANDING ON THE LINE I WAS GIVEN ♪ 790 00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:11,401 ♪ STANDING ON THE LINE I WAS GIVEN ♪ ♪ PEOPLE STARE AND ASK ME WHY 791 00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:13,403 GIVEN ♪ ♪ PEOPLE STARE AND ASK ME WHY I'M HERE ♪ 792 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:17,574 ♪ PEOPLE STARE AND ASK ME WHY I'M HERE ♪ ♪ NO ONE SEEMS TO THINK THAT I 793 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:17,841 I'M HERE ♪ ♪ NO ONE SEEMS TO THINK THAT I FIT IN ♪ 794 00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:19,843 ♪ NO ONE SEEMS TO THINK THAT I FIT IN ♪ ♪ BUT I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE 795 00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:21,411 FIT IN ♪ ♪ BUT I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE THEM ♪ 796 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:22,312 ♪ BUT I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE THEM ♪ ♪ NO, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE 797 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:25,816 THEM ♪ ♪ NO, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE THEM ♪ 798 00:31:25,818 --> 00:31:27,084 ♪ NO, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE THEM ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT I, KNOW 799 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:29,419 LIKE THEM ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT I, KNOW THAT I ♪ 800 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:33,824 ♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT I, KNOW THAT I ♪ ♪ I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMEDAY ♪ 801 00:31:33,826 --> 00:31:37,728 THAT I ♪ ♪ I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMEDAY ♪ ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ 802 00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:38,395 ♪ I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMEDAY ♪ ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T 803 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,931 ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T STAY ♪ 804 00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:42,466 ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T STAY ♪ ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST 805 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:44,534 STAY ♪ ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST FLY AWAY, AWAY, OH ♪ 806 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:51,174 ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST FLY AWAY, AWAY, OH ♪ ♪ OH-OH, WOAH, OH, I'D FLY 807 00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:54,144 FLY AWAY, AWAY, OH ♪ ♪ OH-OH, WOAH, OH, I'D FLY AWAY ♪ 808 00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:55,512 ♪ OH-OH, WOAH, OH, I'D FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ NO ONE KNEW HOW LOW I WAS 809 00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:57,581 AWAY ♪ ♪ NO ONE KNEW HOW LOW I WAS FEELING ♪ 810 00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:00,017 ♪ NO ONE KNEW HOW LOW I WAS FEELING ♪ ♪ I WAS SCARED TO REACH IT ALL ♪ 811 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:02,219 FEELING ♪ ♪ I WAS SCARED TO REACH IT ALL ♪ ♪ KNOWING I WAS HERE FOR A 812 00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:07,190 ♪ I WAS SCARED TO REACH IT ALL ♪ ♪ KNOWING I WAS HERE FOR A REASON ♪ 813 00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:07,791 ♪ KNOWING I WAS HERE FOR A REASON ♪ ♪ BUT I WAS SCARED THAT IF I 814 00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:09,660 REASON ♪ ♪ BUT I WAS SCARED THAT IF I TRIED, I'D FALL ♪ 815 00:32:09,662 --> 00:32:10,961 ♪ BUT I WAS SCARED THAT IF I TRIED, I'D FALL ♪ ♪ SO WHERE DO I GO NOW I'M IN 816 00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:14,231 TRIED, I'D FALL ♪ ♪ SO WHERE DO I GO NOW I'M IN IT? ♪ 817 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,032 ♪ SO WHERE DO I GO NOW I'M IN IT? ♪ ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT IT'D BE LIKE 818 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:18,235 IT? ♪ ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT IT'D BE LIKE THIS ♪ 819 00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:19,469 ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT IT'D BE LIKE THIS ♪ ♪ DREAMING ALL MY LIFE AND I DID 820 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:22,472 THIS ♪ ♪ DREAMING ALL MY LIFE AND I DID IT ♪ 821 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,274 ♪ DREAMING ALL MY LIFE AND I DID IT ♪ ♪ THOUGHT THE GRASS WAS GREENER 822 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,375 IT ♪ ♪ THOUGHT THE GRASS WAS GREENER THAN THEN IT IS ♪ 823 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,344 ♪ THOUGHT THE GRASS WAS GREENER THAN THEN IT IS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I HAD A DREAM THAT 824 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:29,813 THAN THEN IT IS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMEDAY ♪ 825 00:32:29,815 --> 00:32:33,350 ♪ 'CAUSE I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMEDAY ♪ ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ 826 00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:35,852 SOMEDAY ♪ ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T 827 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:38,221 ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T STAY ♪ 828 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:40,390 ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T STAY ♪ ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST 829 00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:42,826 STAY ♪ ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST FLY AWAY, AWAY, OH ♪ 830 00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:44,027 ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST FLY AWAY, AWAY, OH ♪ ♪ OH-OH, WOAH, OH, I'D FLY 831 00:32:44,029 --> 00:32:50,801 FLY AWAY, AWAY, OH ♪ ♪ OH-OH, WOAH, OH, I'D FLY AWAY ♪ 832 00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:54,037 ♪ OH-OH, WOAH, OH, I'D FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ OH, WOAH, WOAH, OH I'D FLY 833 00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:58,141 AWAY ♪ ♪ OH, WOAH, WOAH, OH I'D FLY AWAY ♪ 834 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:00,477 ♪ OH, WOAH, WOAH, OH I'D FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I HAD A DREAM THAT 835 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,079 AWAY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMEDAY ♪ 836 00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:05,916 ♪ 'CAUSE I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMEDAY ♪ ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ 837 00:33:05,918 --> 00:33:07,250 SOMEDAY ♪ ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T 838 00:33:07,252 --> 00:33:10,053 ♪ I WOULD JUST FLY, FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T STAY ♪ 839 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,555 ♪ AND I ALWAYS KNEW I COULDN'T STAY ♪ ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST 840 00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:22,099 STAY ♪ ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST FLY AWAY, AWAY, OH ♪ 841 00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:22,666 ♪ SO I HAD A DREAM THAT I'D JUST FLY AWAY, AWAY, OH ♪ ♪ OH-OH, WOAH FLY AWAY, FLY 842 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:36,313 FLY AWAY, AWAY, OH ♪ ♪ OH-OH, WOAH FLY AWAY, FLY AWAY, FLY AWAY, FLY AWAY ♪ 843 00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:36,913 ♪ OH-OH, WOAH FLY AWAY, FLY AWAY, FLY AWAY, FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I HAD A DREAM THAT 844 00:33:36,915 --> 00:33:51,161 AWAY, FLY AWAY, FLY AWAY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMEDAY ♪ 845 00:33:52,096 --> 00:33:56,400 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> IF YOU'RE NOT ABLE TO SEE A 846 00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:57,968 ♪ ♪ >> IF YOU'RE NOT ABLE TO SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE YOU 847 00:33:57,970 --> 00:33:59,403 >> IF YOU'RE NOT ABLE TO SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE YOU OR YOU DON'T HAVE THAT 848 00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:01,571 LOT OF PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE YOU OR YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MENTORSHIP AT AN EARLY AGE, THEN 849 00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:02,739 OR YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MENTORSHIP AT AN EARLY AGE, THEN IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO BE 850 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,875 MENTORSHIP AT AN EARLY AGE, THEN IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO BE EXPOSED TO THESE TYPES OF 851 00:34:04,877 --> 00:34:06,143 IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO BE EXPOSED TO THESE TYPES OF CAREERS. 852 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:13,583 EXPOSED TO THESE TYPES OF CAREERS. [C 853 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:14,051 CAREERS. [C [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 854 00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:21,224 [C [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 855 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,560 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: AND AMERICA LESS 856 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,395 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: AND AMERICA LESS THAN 6% OF PILOTS AND FLIGHT 857 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:29,466 >> Ellen: AND AMERICA LESS THAN 6% OF PILOTS AND FLIGHT ENGINEERS ARE WOMEN, AND ONLY 1, 858 00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:30,233 THAN 6% OF PILOTS AND FLIGHT ENGINEERS ARE WOMEN, AND ONLY 1, HISPANIC, OR LATINO. 859 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:33,303 ENGINEERS ARE WOMEN, AND ONLY 1, HISPANIC, OR LATINO. THIS IS A 24-YEAR-OLD PILOT WHO 860 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:34,071 HISPANIC, OR LATINO. THIS IS A 24-YEAR-OLD PILOT WHO IS BREAKING THOSE BARRIERS DOWN 861 00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:35,906 THIS IS A 24-YEAR-OLD PILOT WHO IS BREAKING THOSE BARRIERS DOWN DETERMINED TO TEACH YOUNG WOMEN 862 00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:36,506 IS BREAKING THOSE BARRIERS DOWN DETERMINED TO TEACH YOUNG WOMEN TO DO THE SAME. 863 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:38,608 DETERMINED TO TEACH YOUNG WOMEN TO DO THE SAME. I LOVE HER AND A STORY PRAYED 864 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,343 TO DO THE SAME. I LOVE HER AND A STORY PRAYED FROM HOUSTON, TEXAS, PLEASE 865 00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:44,181 I LOVE HER AND A STORY PRAYED FROM HOUSTON, TEXAS, PLEASE WELCOME TAHCHIONA SMITH. 866 00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:53,256 FROM HOUSTON, TEXAS, PLEASE WELCOME TAHCHIONA SMITH. >> HI, ELLEN. 867 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:53,824 WELCOME TAHCHIONA SMITH. >> HI, ELLEN. TAHCHIONA, HI. 868 00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:56,493 >> HI, ELLEN. TAHCHIONA, HI. I KNOW YOUR STORY, BUT I WILL 869 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,228 TAHCHIONA, HI. I KNOW YOUR STORY, BUT I WILL LET YOU TELL EVERYONE ELSE, TELL 870 00:34:58,230 --> 00:34:59,763 I KNOW YOUR STORY, BUT I WILL LET YOU TELL EVERYONE ELSE, TELL US WHEN YOU KNEW YOU WANTED TO 871 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,598 LET YOU TELL EVERYONE ELSE, TELL US WHEN YOU KNEW YOU WANTED TO FLY A PLANE FOR A LIVING? 872 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,633 US WHEN YOU KNEW YOU WANTED TO FLY A PLANE FOR A LIVING? >> AT THE AGE OF SIX, MY GRANDMA 873 00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:05,402 FLY A PLANE FOR A LIVING? >> AT THE AGE OF SIX, MY GRANDMA USED TO TAKE US TO THE AIRPORT 874 00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,270 >> AT THE AGE OF SIX, MY GRANDMA USED TO TAKE US TO THE AIRPORT AND WE WOULD WATCH THE AIRPLANES 875 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,472 USED TO TAKE US TO THE AIRPORT AND WE WOULD WATCH THE AIRPLANES TAKE OFF AND LAND AND WE WOULD 876 00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:10,173 AND WE WOULD WATCH THE AIRPLANES TAKE OFF AND LAND AND WE WOULD GO OUT AND TAILGATE, GET SOME 877 00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:12,209 TAKE OFF AND LAND AND WE WOULD GO OUT AND TAILGATE, GET SOME POPCORN AND A COUPLE OF SNACKS 878 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:13,677 GO OUT AND TAILGATE, GET SOME POPCORN AND A COUPLE OF SNACKS AND JUST WATCH THE AIRPLANES 879 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:14,411 POPCORN AND A COUPLE OF SNACKS AND JUST WATCH THE AIRPLANES TAKE OFF AND LAND. 880 00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:17,614 AND JUST WATCH THE AIRPLANES TAKE OFF AND LAND. AND THEN THE PASSION OF IT GREW 881 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,082 TAKE OFF AND LAND. AND THEN THE PASSION OF IT GREW EVEN FURTHER AND I STARTED MY 882 00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:20,851 AND THEN THE PASSION OF IT GREW EVEN FURTHER AND I STARTED MY AVIATION CAREER AT THE AGE OF 16 883 00:35:20,853 --> 00:35:21,885 EVEN FURTHER AND I STARTED MY AVIATION CAREER AT THE AGE OF 16 WHEN I GOT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL. 884 00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:23,920 AVIATION CAREER AT THE AGE OF 16 WHEN I GOT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL. >> Ellen: YOU STARTED TRAINING 885 00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:24,121 WHEN I GOT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL. >> Ellen: YOU STARTED TRAINING AT 16? 886 00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:26,690 >> Ellen: YOU STARTED TRAINING AT 16? >> YES, MA'AM. 887 00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:28,191 AT 16? >> YES, MA'AM. >> Ellen: YOU'RE DETERMINED TO 888 00:35:28,193 --> 00:35:29,759 >> YES, MA'AM. >> Ellen: YOU'RE DETERMINED TO CHANGE THE REPRESENTATION, TELL 889 00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:30,961 >> Ellen: YOU'RE DETERMINED TO CHANGE THE REPRESENTATION, TELL US ABOUT THIS. 890 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:33,497 CHANGE THE REPRESENTATION, TELL US ABOUT THIS. >> YES, MA'AM, I'M DETERMINED, 891 00:35:33,499 --> 00:35:34,698 US ABOUT THIS. >> YES, MA'AM, I'M DETERMINED, BUT FIRST I THINK THAT BECOMING 892 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:35,499 >> YES, MA'AM, I'M DETERMINED, BUT FIRST I THINK THAT BECOMING A FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR IS GOING TO 893 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,100 BUT FIRST I THINK THAT BECOMING A FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR IS GOING TO BE A HUGE PART OF THAT, BECAUSE 894 00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:40,637 A FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR IS GOING TO BE A HUGE PART OF THAT, BECAUSE WITH ME BEING ABLE TO TEACH, I 895 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,539 BE A HUGE PART OF THAT, BECAUSE WITH ME BEING ABLE TO TEACH, I AM ABLE TO EXPOSE A LOT OF OTHER 896 00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:45,642 WITH ME BEING ABLE TO TEACH, I AM ABLE TO EXPOSE A LOT OF OTHER INDIVIDUALS, KIDS, ADULTS, AND 897 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,477 AM ABLE TO EXPOSE A LOT OF OTHER INDIVIDUALS, KIDS, ADULTS, AND BE ABLE TO JUST HAVE THAT 898 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:48,712 INDIVIDUALS, KIDS, ADULTS, AND BE ABLE TO JUST HAVE THAT REPRESENTATION FROM THEM TO BE 899 00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:49,980 BE ABLE TO JUST HAVE THAT REPRESENTATION FROM THEM TO BE ABLE TO SEE, YOU KNOW, I CAN 900 00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:52,849 REPRESENTATION FROM THEM TO BE ABLE TO SEE, YOU KNOW, I CAN BECOME A PILOT. 901 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:55,285 ABLE TO SEE, YOU KNOW, I CAN BECOME A PILOT. >> Ellen: SO IF YOU WOMEN LIKE 902 00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:56,920 BECOME A PILOT. >> Ellen: SO IF YOU WOMEN LIKE I MENTIONED WERE PEOPLE OF COLOR 903 00:35:56,922 --> 00:35:58,555 >> Ellen: SO IF YOU WOMEN LIKE I MENTIONED WERE PEOPLE OF COLOR IN THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY, AND 904 00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:02,125 I MENTIONED WERE PEOPLE OF COLOR IN THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY, AND AGAIN, EXPLAIN WHY THAT IS. 905 00:36:02,127 --> 00:36:03,927 IN THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY, AND AGAIN, EXPLAIN WHY THAT IS. >> I THINK ONE OF THE MAIN 906 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:06,196 AGAIN, EXPLAIN WHY THAT IS. >> I THINK ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS WHY THOSE NUMBERS ARE SO 907 00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:08,765 >> I THINK ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS WHY THOSE NUMBERS ARE SO SMALL IS BECAUSE OF MONEY, MONEY 908 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:10,934 REASONS WHY THOSE NUMBERS ARE SO SMALL IS BECAUSE OF MONEY, MONEY IS A HUGE BARRIER FOR A LOT OF 909 00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:12,502 SMALL IS BECAUSE OF MONEY, MONEY IS A HUGE BARRIER FOR A LOT OF US. 910 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:13,670 IS A HUGE BARRIER FOR A LOT OF US. AND YOU KNOW, ELLEN, THERE WERE 911 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,238 US. AND YOU KNOW, ELLEN, THERE WERE TIMES WHERE I DID NOT HAVE 912 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,072 AND YOU KNOW, ELLEN, THERE WERE TIMES WHERE I DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FLY. 913 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:19,142 TIMES WHERE I DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FLY. IT WAS NOT UNTIL I GOT INTO A 914 00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:20,544 ENOUGH MONEY TO FLY. IT WAS NOT UNTIL I GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT WHERE I WAS ABLE TO 915 00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:22,212 IT WAS NOT UNTIL I GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT WHERE I WAS ABLE TO GET A LOT OF MONEY TO START 916 00:36:22,214 --> 00:36:24,047 CAR ACCIDENT WHERE I WAS ABLE TO GET A LOT OF MONEY TO START FLYING AND FROM THERE I JUST GOT 917 00:36:24,049 --> 00:36:26,016 GET A LOT OF MONEY TO START FLYING AND FROM THERE I JUST GOT SCHOLARSHIP AND THEN A 918 00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:29,452 FLYING AND FROM THERE I JUST GOT SCHOLARSHIP AND THEN A SCHOLARSHIP WAS MY WAY OF PAYING 919 00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:32,055 SCHOLARSHIP AND THEN A SCHOLARSHIP WAS MY WAY OF PAYING FOR LIKE FLIGHTS AND GETTING 920 00:36:32,057 --> 00:36:33,590 SCHOLARSHIP WAS MY WAY OF PAYING FOR LIKE FLIGHTS AND GETTING CERTAIN READINGS AND LIFE 921 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,925 FOR LIKE FLIGHTS AND GETTING CERTAIN READINGS AND LIFE SENTENCE AND ANOTHER PART OF 922 00:36:34,927 --> 00:36:36,660 CERTAIN READINGS AND LIFE SENTENCE AND ANOTHER PART OF THAT IS REPRESENTATION. 923 00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:37,327 SENTENCE AND ANOTHER PART OF THAT IS REPRESENTATION. I THINK THAT REPRESENTATION IS A 924 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,629 THAT IS REPRESENTATION. I THINK THAT REPRESENTATION IS A BIG THING AS FAR AS THE 925 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,264 I THINK THAT REPRESENTATION IS A BIG THING AS FAR AS THE SHORTAGE, BECAUSE IF YOU ARE NOT 926 00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:42,098 BIG THING AS FAR AS THE SHORTAGE, BECAUSE IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT 927 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,968 SHORTAGE, BECAUSE IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE YOU OR YOU DON'T HAVE 928 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:46,736 ABLE TO SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE YOU OR YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MENTORSHIP AT AN EARLY AGE, 929 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:48,104 LOOK LIKE YOU OR YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MENTORSHIP AT AN EARLY AGE, THEN IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO BE 930 00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:50,273 THAT MENTORSHIP AT AN EARLY AGE, THEN IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO BE EXPOSED TO THESE TYPES OF 931 00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:51,474 THEN IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO BE EXPOSED TO THESE TYPES OF CAREERS. 932 00:36:51,476 --> 00:36:53,343 EXPOSED TO THESE TYPES OF CAREERS. >> Ellen: ABSOLUTELY, I THINK 933 00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:54,010 CAREERS. >> Ellen: ABSOLUTELY, I THINK THAT THAT GOES IN EVERY 934 00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:55,078 >> Ellen: ABSOLUTELY, I THINK THAT THAT GOES IN EVERY PROFESSION AND LIFE. 935 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,446 THAT THAT GOES IN EVERY PROFESSION AND LIFE. PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THEMSELVES 936 00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:58,915 PROFESSION AND LIFE. PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THEMSELVES AND GO, OH, BECAUSE VERY FEW 937 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,283 PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THEMSELVES AND GO, OH, BECAUSE VERY FEW PEOPLE DON'T SEE THEMSELVES ON 938 00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:01,818 AND GO, OH, BECAUSE VERY FEW PEOPLE DON'T SEE THEMSELVES ON TV OR IN A PROFESSION AND GO, I 939 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:04,221 PEOPLE DON'T SEE THEMSELVES ON TV OR IN A PROFESSION AND GO, I STILL CAN DO IT. 940 00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:05,755 TV OR IN A PROFESSION AND GO, I STILL CAN DO IT. IT'S RARE FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE 941 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,856 STILL CAN DO IT. IT'S RARE FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE THAT CHANCE. 942 00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:07,891 IT'S RARE FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE THAT CHANCE. YOU ARE A LICENSED PILOT, BUT IN 943 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:09,259 THAT CHANCE. YOU ARE A LICENSED PILOT, BUT IN ORDER TO WORK FOR A MAJOR 944 00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:11,228 YOU ARE A LICENSED PILOT, BUT IN ORDER TO WORK FOR A MAJOR COMPANY YOU HAVE TO HAVE A 945 00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:12,596 ORDER TO WORK FOR A MAJOR COMPANY YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CERTAIN NUMBER OF HOURS, RIGHT? 946 00:37:12,598 --> 00:37:13,330 COMPANY YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CERTAIN NUMBER OF HOURS, RIGHT? >> YES, MA'AM. 947 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,632 CERTAIN NUMBER OF HOURS, RIGHT? >> YES, MA'AM. I HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST 1800 948 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:19,469 >> YES, MA'AM. I HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST 1800 HOURS AND I MET 350 HOURS RIGHT 949 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:21,238 I HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST 1800 HOURS AND I MET 350 HOURS RIGHT NOW, SO I HAVE ABOUT A THOUSAND 950 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,306 HOURS AND I MET 350 HOURS RIGHT NOW, SO I HAVE ABOUT A THOUSAND MORE HOURS LEFT TO GO. 951 00:37:23,308 --> 00:37:25,842 NOW, SO I HAVE ABOUT A THOUSAND MORE HOURS LEFT TO GO. KNOWING WHERE DO YOU FLY TO 952 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:26,343 MORE HOURS LEFT TO GO. KNOWING WHERE DO YOU FLY TO ACCUMULATE THOSE HOURS? 953 00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:29,446 KNOWING WHERE DO YOU FLY TO ACCUMULATE THOSE HOURS? >> I GO TO DIFFERENT CITIES, 954 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:30,981 ACCUMULATE THOSE HOURS? >> I GO TO DIFFERENT CITIES, REALLY IT DEPENDS ON THE TIME 955 00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:32,082 >> I GO TO DIFFERENT CITIES, REALLY IT DEPENDS ON THE TIME ALLOTTED. 956 00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,783 REALLY IT DEPENDS ON THE TIME ALLOTTED. MOST OF THE TIME I GET WITH 957 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:34,484 ALLOTTED. MOST OF THE TIME I GET WITH INSTRUCTING AS PART OF THE 958 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:37,220 MOST OF THE TIME I GET WITH INSTRUCTING AS PART OF THE REASON I WAS A FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR 959 00:37:37,222 --> 00:37:38,989 INSTRUCTING AS PART OF THE REASON I WAS A FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR TO BE ABLE TO INSTRUCT TO GET 960 00:37:38,991 --> 00:37:41,057 REASON I WAS A FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR TO BE ABLE TO INSTRUCT TO GET THOSE HOURS, BUT ANOTHER PORTION 961 00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:42,959 TO BE ABLE TO INSTRUCT TO GET THOSE HOURS, BUT ANOTHER PORTION IS CROSS COUNTRY FLIGHTS, SO ME 962 00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:44,327 THOSE HOURS, BUT ANOTHER PORTION IS CROSS COUNTRY FLIGHTS, SO ME AND A COUPLE OF PILOTS GET 963 00:37:44,329 --> 00:37:45,662 IS CROSS COUNTRY FLIGHTS, SO ME AND A COUPLE OF PILOTS GET TOGETHER AND WILL FLY LIKE 964 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:49,232 AND A COUPLE OF PILOTS GET TOGETHER AND WILL FLY LIKE DIFFERENT CITIES AND YOU KNOW, A 965 00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:50,100 TOGETHER AND WILL FLY LIKE DIFFERENT CITIES AND YOU KNOW, A MAIN CONTRIBUTE AN FACTOR TO 966 00:37:50,102 --> 00:37:51,268 DIFFERENT CITIES AND YOU KNOW, A MAIN CONTRIBUTE AN FACTOR TO THAT WOULD BE WHETHER FOR THAT 967 00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:52,702 MAIN CONTRIBUTE AN FACTOR TO THAT WOULD BE WHETHER FOR THAT DAY AND MAY BE WHERE WE WOULD 968 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:54,104 THAT WOULD BE WHETHER FOR THAT DAY AND MAY BE WHERE WE WOULD LIKE TO EAT, YOU KNOW, THOSE 969 00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:56,640 DAY AND MAY BE WHERE WE WOULD LIKE TO EAT, YOU KNOW, THOSE TYPES OF THINGS. 970 00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:58,475 LIKE TO EAT, YOU KNOW, THOSE TYPES OF THINGS. >> Ellen: YOU CAN JUST FLY TO 971 00:37:58,477 --> 00:37:59,075 TYPES OF THINGS. >> Ellen: YOU CAN JUST FLY TO SAN FRANCISCO TO GET SOMETHING 972 00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:01,745 >> Ellen: YOU CAN JUST FLY TO SAN FRANCISCO TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT IF YOU WANT, THAT'S A 973 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:02,245 SAN FRANCISCO TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT IF YOU WANT, THAT'S A BONUS. 974 00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:04,414 TO EAT IF YOU WANT, THAT'S A BONUS. SO THE FIRST TIME, YOU LEARN TO 975 00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:05,615 BONUS. SO THE FIRST TIME, YOU LEARN TO FLY WITH SOMEONE, OBVIOUSLY 976 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,017 SO THE FIRST TIME, YOU LEARN TO FLY WITH SOMEONE, OBVIOUSLY TRAINING WITH YOU IN TEACHING 977 00:38:07,019 --> 00:38:09,219 FLY WITH SOMEONE, OBVIOUSLY TRAINING WITH YOU IN TEACHING YOU, WHAT IS THE FIRST TIME BY 978 00:38:09,221 --> 00:38:09,953 TRAINING WITH YOU IN TEACHING YOU, WHAT IS THE FIRST TIME BY YOURSELF IN A PLANE LIKE? 979 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:13,256 YOU, WHAT IS THE FIRST TIME BY YOURSELF IN A PLANE LIKE? IS IT SCARY? 980 00:38:13,258 --> 00:38:16,192 YOURSELF IN A PLANE LIKE? IS IT SCARY? >> I WOULD CALL IT MORE 981 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:17,627 IS IT SCARY? >> I WOULD CALL IT MORE EXCITEMENT AND NERVOUSNESS THAN 982 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,262 >> I WOULD CALL IT MORE EXCITEMENT AND NERVOUSNESS THAN SCARY, I CANNOT REALLY BELIEVE 983 00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:20,497 EXCITEMENT AND NERVOUSNESS THAN SCARY, I CANNOT REALLY BELIEVE THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY FLYING AN 984 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:22,966 SCARY, I CANNOT REALLY BELIEVE THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY FLYING AN AIRPLANE AT THE AGE OF 17 BY 985 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:23,867 THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY FLYING AN AIRPLANE AT THE AGE OF 17 BY MYSELF, IT'S ONE THING FOR YOUR 986 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:25,819 AIRPLANE AT THE AGE OF 17 BY MYSELF, IT'S ONE THING FOR YOUR INSTRUCTOR TO BE LIKE, HEY, 987 00:38:25,821 --> 00:38:27,637 MYSELF, IT'S ONE THING FOR YOUR INSTRUCTOR TO BE LIKE, HEY, OKAY, YOU'RE GOING TO FLY BY 988 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:28,805 INSTRUCTOR TO BE LIKE, HEY, OKAY, YOU'RE GOING TO FLY BY YOURSELF ONE DAY, AND THEN YOU 989 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,206 OKAY, YOU'RE GOING TO FLY BY YOURSELF ONE DAY, AND THEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY DOING IT IN SITTING 990 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:32,175 YOURSELF ONE DAY, AND THEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY DOING IT IN SITTING THERE IN AN AIRPLANE ALL BY 991 00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:33,476 ARE ACTUALLY DOING IT IN SITTING THERE IN AN AIRPLANE ALL BY YOURSELF, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS 992 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:35,645 THERE IN AN AIRPLANE ALL BY YOURSELF, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS LIKE REALLY EXCITING FOR ME. 993 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,747 YOURSELF, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS LIKE REALLY EXCITING FOR ME. >> Ellen: THAT'S AMAZING. 994 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:41,051 LIKE REALLY EXCITING FOR ME. >> Ellen: THAT'S AMAZING. ALL RIGHT, WE WILL TAKE A BREAK. 995 00:38:41,053 --> 00:38:43,053 >> Ellen: THAT'S AMAZING. ALL RIGHT, WE WILL TAKE A BREAK. TAHCHIONA, WE WILL TALK TO YOU 996 00:38:43,055 --> 00:38:43,920 ALL RIGHT, WE WILL TAKE A BREAK. TAHCHIONA, WE WILL TALK TO YOU MORE AFTER THIS, OKAY? 997 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:47,223 TAHCHIONA, WE WILL TALK TO YOU MORE AFTER THIS, OKAY? >> OKAY! 998 00:38:47,225 --> 00:38:47,657 MORE AFTER THIS, OKAY? >> OKAY! >> Ellen: THANK YOU! 999 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:48,124 >> OKAY! >> Ellen: THANK YOU! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1000 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:56,032 >> Ellen: THANK YOU! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 1001 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:56,499 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1002 00:38:56,501 --> 00:39:01,938 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 1003 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:04,341 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH 1004 00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:06,009 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH 24-YEAR-OLD PILOT TAHCHIONA. 1005 00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:08,945 >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH 24-YEAR-OLD PILOT TAHCHIONA. SO I HEARD THAT YOU FLEW OVER MY 1006 00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:09,579 24-YEAR-OLD PILOT TAHCHIONA. SO I HEARD THAT YOU FLEW OVER MY HOMETOWN OF LOUISIANA, MY HOME 1007 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:12,098 SO I HEARD THAT YOU FLEW OVER MY HOMETOWN OF LOUISIANA, MY HOME STATE, YES! 1008 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,784 HOMETOWN OF LOUISIANA, MY HOME STATE, YES! >> YES, I FLEW ACTUALLY TO 1009 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:15,418 STATE, YES! >> YES, I FLEW ACTUALLY TO NEW ORLEANS LAST WEEK. 1010 00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:18,488 >> YES, I FLEW ACTUALLY TO NEW ORLEANS LAST WEEK. >> Ellen: OH, YEAH, HOW'S IT 1011 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:18,738 NEW ORLEANS LAST WEEK. >> Ellen: OH, YEAH, HOW'S IT LOOKING? 1012 00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:20,323 >> Ellen: OH, YEAH, HOW'S IT LOOKING? >> THE WEATHER WAS ACTUALLY 1013 00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:22,726 LOOKING? >> THE WEATHER WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE WHEN I FLEW THERE. 1014 00:39:22,728 --> 00:39:24,394 >> THE WEATHER WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE WHEN I FLEW THERE. IT WAS CLEAR SKIES, PARTLY 1015 00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:25,895 PRETTY NICE WHEN I FLEW THERE. IT WAS CLEAR SKIES, PARTLY CLOUDY A LITTLE BIT, BUT FOR THE 1016 00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:27,964 IT WAS CLEAR SKIES, PARTLY CLOUDY A LITTLE BIT, BUT FOR THE MOST PART IT WAS REALLY NICE 1017 00:39:27,966 --> 00:39:28,198 CLOUDY A LITTLE BIT, BUT FOR THE MOST PART IT WAS REALLY NICE WEATHER. 1018 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,966 MOST PART IT WAS REALLY NICE WEATHER. >> Ellen: DID YOU STOP AND GET 1019 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:33,770 WEATHER. >> Ellen: DID YOU STOP AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT IN NEW ORLEANS? 1020 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:36,339 >> Ellen: DID YOU STOP AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT IN NEW ORLEANS? >> YES, WE STOPPED AND GOT 1021 00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:36,606 SOMETHING TO EAT IN NEW ORLEANS? >> YES, WE STOPPED AND GOT CRAWFISH. 1022 00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:38,007 >> YES, WE STOPPED AND GOT CRAWFISH. >> Ellen: I GOT YOU SOMETHING, 1023 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:39,709 CRAWFISH. >> Ellen: I GOT YOU SOMETHING, IT'S A TAILGATE KIT FOR THE NEXT 1024 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:40,643 >> Ellen: I GOT YOU SOMETHING, IT'S A TAILGATE KIT FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU AND YOUR GRANDMA SPEND 1025 00:39:40,645 --> 00:39:41,911 IT'S A TAILGATE KIT FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU AND YOUR GRANDMA SPEND A DAY AT THE AIRPORT AND IT HAS, 1026 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,981 TIME YOU AND YOUR GRANDMA SPEND A DAY AT THE AIRPORT AND IT HAS, THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANDY. 1027 00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:48,985 A DAY AT THE AIRPORT AND IT HAS, THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANDY. IT HAS HOODIES AND ALL KINDS OF 1028 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:51,988 THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANDY. IT HAS HOODIES AND ALL KINDS OF LITTLE STUFF FOR YOU, AND WE 1029 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:54,657 IT HAS HOODIES AND ALL KINDS OF LITTLE STUFF FOR YOU, AND WE HAVE OH, LOOK, SOME POPCORN FOR 1030 00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:56,993 LITTLE STUFF FOR YOU, AND WE HAVE OH, LOOK, SOME POPCORN FOR YOU, SOME HATS, WE ALSO HAVE 1031 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:58,094 HAVE OH, LOOK, SOME POPCORN FOR YOU, SOME HATS, WE ALSO HAVE SOME TICKETS FOR YOU AND YOUR 1032 00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,028 YOU, SOME HATS, WE ALSO HAVE SOME TICKETS FOR YOU AND YOUR GRANDMA WHEN YOU ARE ABLE TO 1033 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:00,730 SOME TICKETS FOR YOU AND YOUR GRANDMA WHEN YOU ARE ABLE TO COME AND SIT IN MY SKYBOX WHEN 1034 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,465 GRANDMA WHEN YOU ARE ABLE TO COME AND SIT IN MY SKYBOX WHEN WE HAVE AUDIENCES AGAIN THAT YOU 1035 00:40:02,467 --> 00:40:05,902 COME AND SIT IN MY SKYBOX WHEN WE HAVE AUDIENCES AGAIN THAT YOU AND GRANDMA CAN COME SIT HERE 1036 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,804 WE HAVE AUDIENCES AGAIN THAT YOU AND GRANDMA CAN COME SIT HERE AND THEN ONE MORE THING, 1037 00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:08,905 AND GRANDMA CAN COME SIT HERE AND THEN ONE MORE THING, SHUTTERFLY LOVES HELPING PEOPLE 1038 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:09,506 AND THEN ONE MORE THING, SHUTTERFLY LOVES HELPING PEOPLE TELL THEIR INSPIRING STORIES 1039 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:13,143 SHUTTERFLY LOVES HELPING PEOPLE TELL THEIR INSPIRING STORIES LIKE YOURS, THEY WANT TO GIVE 1040 00:40:13,145 --> 00:40:13,443 TELL THEIR INSPIRING STORIES LIKE YOURS, THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU $10,000! 1041 00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:16,913 LIKE YOURS, THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU $10,000! >> OH, WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH! 1042 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:17,514 YOU $10,000! >> OH, WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH! >> Ellen: YOU'RE SO WELCOME, 1043 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:19,582 >> OH, WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH! >> Ellen: YOU'RE SO WELCOME, IT'S SO GREAT TALKING TO YOU. 1044 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,117 >> Ellen: YOU'RE SO WELCOME, IT'S SO GREAT TALKING TO YOU. I WANT TO THANK 1045 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:21,684 IT'S SO GREAT TALKING TO YOU. I WANT TO THANK MELISSA VILLASENOR, AND 1046 00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:22,252 I WANT TO THANK MELISSA VILLASENOR, AND TONES AND I. 1047 00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:23,052 MELISSA VILLASENOR, AND TONES AND I. AND THANK ALL OF YOU FOR 1048 00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:23,386 TONES AND I. AND THANK ALL OF YOU FOR WATCHING. 1049 00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:24,554 AND THANK ALL OF YOU FOR WATCHING. I FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM. 1050 00:40:24,556 --> 00:40:25,755 WATCHING. I FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM. I SEND IT BACK TO YOU. 1051 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,991 I FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM. I SEND IT BACK TO YOU. GO OUT AND SPREAD IT AROUND IN 1052 00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:29,959 I SEND IT BACK TO YOU. GO OUT AND SPREAD IT AROUND IN THE WORLD, EVERYBODY. 1053 00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:31,961 GO OUT AND SPREAD IT AROUND IN THE WORLD, EVERYBODY. ALL RIGHT, BYE. 1054 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:32,429 THE WORLD, EVERYBODY. ALL RIGHT, BYE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1055 00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:34,164 ALL RIGHT, BYE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 1056 00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:34,697 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 1057 00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:35,265 ♪ ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN 1058 00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:35,598 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ♪ 1059 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,199 ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER 1060 00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:36,633 WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER ALL ♪ 1061 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:37,867 ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER ALL ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪ 1062 00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:40,069 ALL ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪ ♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ 1063 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:40,637 ♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪ ♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE 1064 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:44,073 ♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE CLOCK ♪ 1065 00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:44,541 ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE CLOCK ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1066 00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:44,808 CLOCK ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 1067 00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:45,775 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 1068 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,177 ♪ ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ 1069 00:40:47,179 --> 00:40:48,144 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 1070 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:49,979 ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ 1071 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:53,283 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪ 1072 00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:53,750 ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1073 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:56,119 ♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 1074 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,487 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: ANYWAY...