1 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:08,340 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ♪ 2 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,008 ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER 3 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:09,208 WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER ALL ♪ 4 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:09,842 ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER ALL ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪ 5 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:10,476 ALL ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪ ♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ 6 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:11,043 ♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪ ♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE 7 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:13,612 ♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE CLOCK ♪ 8 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:14,146 ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE CLOCK ♪ >> Announcer: HERE SHE IS 9 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:14,780 CLOCK ♪ >> Announcer: HERE SHE IS NOW, ELLEN DeGENERES! 10 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:15,247 >> Announcer: HERE SHE IS NOW, ELLEN DeGENERES! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 11 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,383 NOW, ELLEN DeGENERES! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 12 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:17,916 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 13 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:18,917 ♪ ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ 14 00:00:18,919 --> 00:00:19,251 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 15 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:20,352 ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ 16 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,454 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪ 17 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,122 ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 18 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:37,302 ♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:45,978 >> Ellen: HELLO, EVERYBODY. HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING TODAY? GOOD. 20 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:47,946 HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING TODAY? GOOD. WHEREVER YOU ARE IN THEIR HOMES? 21 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:49,014 GOOD. WHEREVER YOU ARE IN THEIR HOMES? THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE 22 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:50,115 WHEREVER YOU ARE IN THEIR HOMES? THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE WITH ME. 23 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:51,984 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE WITH ME. Y'ALL KNOW I LOVE ANIMALS. 24 00:00:51,986 --> 00:00:53,152 WITH ME. Y'ALL KNOW I LOVE ANIMALS. WHO DOESN'T LOVE ANIMALS? 25 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:56,155 Y'ALL KNOW I LOVE ANIMALS. WHO DOESN'T LOVE ANIMALS? THEY ARE AMAZING AND INCREDIBLE 26 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,823 WHO DOESN'T LOVE ANIMALS? THEY ARE AMAZING AND INCREDIBLE THINGS WE SHOULD ALL APPRECIATE. 27 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,059 THEY ARE AMAZING AND INCREDIBLE THINGS WE SHOULD ALL APPRECIATE. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AMAZED BY THEIR 28 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:00,392 THINGS WE SHOULD ALL APPRECIATE. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AMAZED BY THEIR INTELLIGENCE. 29 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,294 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AMAZED BY THEIR INTELLIGENCE. THEY ARE VERY, VERY SMART. 30 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,096 INTELLIGENCE. THEY ARE VERY, VERY SMART. RACCOONS CAN PICK LOCKS. 31 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,531 THEY ARE VERY, VERY SMART. RACCOONS CAN PICK LOCKS. THEY HAVE THE LITTLE FINGERS. 32 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:08,000 RACCOONS CAN PICK LOCKS. THEY HAVE THE LITTLE FINGERS. THEY WASH THE FISH AND DO THAT 33 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:09,802 THEY HAVE THE LITTLE FINGERS. THEY WASH THE FISH AND DO THAT WITH THEIR LITTLE FINGERS, AND 34 00:01:09,804 --> 00:01:11,437 THEY WASH THE FISH AND DO THAT WITH THEIR LITTLE FINGERS, AND RATS CAN SOLVE MAZES. 35 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:12,604 WITH THEIR LITTLE FINGERS, AND RATS CAN SOLVE MAZES. YOU PUT THEM IN THE MAZE, THEY 36 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:13,806 RATS CAN SOLVE MAZES. YOU PUT THEM IN THE MAZE, THEY CAN FIGURE IT OUT. 37 00:01:13,808 --> 00:01:17,042 YOU PUT THEM IN THE MAZE, THEY CAN FIGURE IT OUT. MY DOG THIS YEAR DID MY TAXES. 38 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:17,609 CAN FIGURE IT OUT. MY DOG THIS YEAR DID MY TAXES. [LAUGHTER] 39 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:20,546 MY DOG THIS YEAR DID MY TAXES. [LAUGHTER] AND I THINK HE MADE A MISTAKE, 40 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:21,780 [LAUGHTER] AND I THINK HE MADE A MISTAKE, BECAUSE I OWE A LOT. 41 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:22,748 AND I THINK HE MADE A MISTAKE, BECAUSE I OWE A LOT. [LAUGHTER] 42 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,315 BECAUSE I OWE A LOT. [LAUGHTER] SCIENTISTS ARE ALWAYS 43 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,083 [LAUGHTER] SCIENTISTS ARE ALWAYS DISCOVERING NEW INCREDIBLE 44 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:25,184 SCIENTISTS ARE ALWAYS DISCOVERING NEW INCREDIBLE THINGS THAT ANIMALS CAN DO. 45 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:27,586 DISCOVERING NEW INCREDIBLE THINGS THAT ANIMALS CAN DO. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW ABOUT 46 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:28,187 THINGS THAT ANIMALS CAN DO. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CUTTLEFISH. 47 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:30,556 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CUTTLEFISH. DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT A 48 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:30,889 THE CUTTLEFISH. DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT A CUTTLEFISH IS? 49 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,325 DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT A CUTTLEFISH IS? I'M SURE YOU HAVE SEEN THEM, 50 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:34,460 CUTTLEFISH IS? I'M SURE YOU HAVE SEEN THEM, SOMEBODY RAISED THEIR HAND, THEY 51 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,762 I'M SURE YOU HAVE SEEN THEM, SOMEBODY RAISED THEIR HAND, THEY LIVE IN SALT WATER AND ARE 52 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:37,863 SOMEBODY RAISED THEIR HAND, THEY LIVE IN SALT WATER AND ARE RELATED TO THE SQUID AND OCTOPUS 53 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,731 LIVE IN SALT WATER AND ARE RELATED TO THE SQUID AND OCTOPUS WHICH ARE ALSO VERY, VERY SMART. 54 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,101 RELATED TO THE SQUID AND OCTOPUS WHICH ARE ALSO VERY, VERY SMART. SO THEY DISCOVERED THAT THE 55 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:45,270 WHICH ARE ALSO VERY, VERY SMART. SO THEY DISCOVERED THAT THE CUTTLEFISH ARE AS SMART AS HUMAN 56 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,940 SO THEY DISCOVERED THAT THE CUTTLEFISH ARE AS SMART AS HUMAN CHILDREN, AND WAY LESS MESSY. 57 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:48,373 CUTTLEFISH ARE AS SMART AS HUMAN CHILDREN, AND WAY LESS MESSY. [LAUGHTER] 58 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:49,775 CHILDREN, AND WAY LESS MESSY. [LAUGHTER] I HAVE NEVER SEEN A CUTTLEFISH 59 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:50,476 [LAUGHTER] I HAVE NEVER SEEN A CUTTLEFISH GET CHEERIOS ALL OVER THE BACK 60 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:52,177 I HAVE NEVER SEEN A CUTTLEFISH GET CHEERIOS ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY CAR. 61 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:54,146 GET CHEERIOS ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY CAR. SO HERE'S WHAT THEY DID. 62 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:55,881 OF MY CAR. SO HERE'S WHAT THEY DID. THEY GAVE THE CUTTLEFISH THE 63 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:56,548 SO HERE'S WHAT THEY DID. THEY GAVE THE CUTTLEFISH THE MARSHMALLOW TEST. 64 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,616 THEY GAVE THE CUTTLEFISH THE MARSHMALLOW TEST. FOR KIDS THE MARSHMALLOW TEST IS 65 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,185 MARSHMALLOW TEST. FOR KIDS THE MARSHMALLOW TEST IS THEY PUT THEM IN THE ROOM WITH 66 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:01,386 FOR KIDS THE MARSHMALLOW TEST IS THEY PUT THEM IN THE ROOM WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND SAY YOU CAN'T 67 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:02,588 THEY PUT THEM IN THE ROOM WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND SAY YOU CAN'T EAT THEM FOR 15 MINUTES. 68 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:04,890 MARSHMALLOWS AND SAY YOU CAN'T EAT THEM FOR 15 MINUTES. IF YOU DON'T EAT IT, I WILL GIVE 69 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:05,858 EAT THEM FOR 15 MINUTES. IF YOU DON'T EAT IT, I WILL GIVE YOU TWO MARSHMALLOWS. 70 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,092 IF YOU DON'T EAT IT, I WILL GIVE YOU TWO MARSHMALLOWS. I WILL BE HONEST, I WOULD HAVE A 71 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:10,929 YOU TWO MARSHMALLOWS. I WILL BE HONEST, I WOULD HAVE A HARD TIME PASSING THAT TEST -- 72 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:11,563 I WILL BE HONEST, I WOULD HAVE A HARD TIME PASSING THAT TEST -- [LAUGHTER] 73 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,564 HARD TIME PASSING THAT TEST -- [LAUGHTER] BECAUSE I LOVE A MARSHMALLOW. 74 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,199 [LAUGHTER] BECAUSE I LOVE A MARSHMALLOW. BUT THEY DID THE SAME THING WITH 75 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:14,800 BECAUSE I LOVE A MARSHMALLOW. BUT THEY DID THE SAME THING WITH THE CUTTLEFISH. 76 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,935 BUT THEY DID THE SAME THING WITH THE CUTTLEFISH. THEY LEARN TO THAT THEY WAITED 77 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,704 THE CUTTLEFISH. THEY LEARN TO THAT THEY WAITED TO EAT THEIR FOOD, THEY WOULD 78 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:19,771 THEY LEARN TO THAT THEY WAITED TO EAT THEIR FOOD, THEY WOULD GET BETTER FOOD. 79 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:20,105 TO EAT THEIR FOOD, THEY WOULD GET BETTER FOOD. THAT'S CRAZY. 80 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:21,540 GET BETTER FOOD. THAT'S CRAZY. HE WOULD LOOK AT THAT AND THINK 81 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:22,541 THAT'S CRAZY. HE WOULD LOOK AT THAT AND THINK IT DOES NOT HAVE ANY 82 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:23,408 HE WOULD LOOK AT THAT AND THINK IT DOES NOT HAVE ANY INTELLIGENCE. 83 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,443 IT DOES NOT HAVE ANY INTELLIGENCE. WE SHOULD NOT JUDGE THINGS BY 84 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:25,711 INTELLIGENCE. WE SHOULD NOT JUDGE THINGS BY WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE. 85 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,346 WE SHOULD NOT JUDGE THINGS BY WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE. THEY DISCOVERED SOMETHING ABOUT 86 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,448 WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE. THEY DISCOVERED SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES, THEY FOUND OUT THEY CAN 87 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:32,384 THEY DISCOVERED SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES, THEY FOUND OUT THEY CAN RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES IN MIRRORS. 88 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:33,519 HORSES, THEY FOUND OUT THEY CAN RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES IN MIRRORS. BECAUSE MOST ANIMALS LOOK AT 89 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:34,920 RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES IN MIRRORS. BECAUSE MOST ANIMALS LOOK AT THEMSELVES IN A MIRROR AND THINK 90 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:35,554 BECAUSE MOST ANIMALS LOOK AT THEMSELVES IN A MIRROR AND THINK THAT THEIR REFLECTION IS ANOTHER 91 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:38,323 THEMSELVES IN A MIRROR AND THINK THAT THEIR REFLECTION IS ANOTHER ANIMAL AND THEY TRIED TO FIGHT 92 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,992 THAT THEIR REFLECTION IS ANOTHER ANIMAL AND THEY TRIED TO FIGHT IT OR TO MATE WITH IT DEPENDING 93 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:42,161 ANIMAL AND THEY TRIED TO FIGHT IT OR TO MATE WITH IT DEPENDING ON THE MOOD THEY ARE IN. 94 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:42,828 IT OR TO MATE WITH IT DEPENDING ON THE MOOD THEY ARE IN. [LAUGHTER] 95 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:43,929 ON THE MOOD THEY ARE IN. [LAUGHTER] IT'S A VERY THIN LINE BETWEEN 96 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:46,765 [LAUGHTER] IT'S A VERY THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE, YOU GUYS. 97 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:47,199 IT'S A VERY THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE, YOU GUYS. [LAUGHTER] 98 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,501 LOVE AND HATE, YOU GUYS. [LAUGHTER] AND WE KNOW THAT HORSES CAN 99 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,102 [LAUGHTER] AND WE KNOW THAT HORSES CAN RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES, BECAUSE 100 00:02:50,104 --> 00:02:51,370 AND WE KNOW THAT HORSES CAN RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES, BECAUSE WHEN THEY LOOK IN THE MIRROR, 101 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:55,941 RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES, BECAUSE WHEN THEY LOOK IN THE MIRROR, THEY SAY HEY! 102 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:56,208 WHEN THEY LOOK IN THE MIRROR, THEY SAY HEY! [LAUGHTER] 103 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:59,111 THEY SAY HEY! [LAUGHTER] AND THEN THEY SAY WHY THE LONG 104 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:00,746 [LAUGHTER] AND THEN THEY SAY WHY THE LONG FACE? 105 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,915 AND THEN THEY SAY WHY THE LONG FACE? ANY MORE HORSE JOKES? 106 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:04,383 FACE? ANY MORE HORSE JOKES? YEA OR NAY? 107 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:04,716 ANY MORE HORSE JOKES? YEA OR NAY? NAY. 108 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,952 YEA OR NAY? NAY. NOT ALL ANIMALS ARE AS SMART AS 109 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:07,920 NAY. NOT ALL ANIMALS ARE AS SMART AS HUMANS, SOMETIMES JUST AS 110 00:03:07,922 --> 00:03:09,855 NOT ALL ANIMALS ARE AS SMART AS HUMANS, SOMETIMES JUST AS AGGRESSIVE EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE 111 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,524 HUMANS, SOMETIMES JUST AS AGGRESSIVE EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE SMART, THEY ARE AGGRESSIVE. 112 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,692 AGGRESSIVE EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE SMART, THEY ARE AGGRESSIVE. THIS IS AN AUSTRALIAN GEOLOGIST 113 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:17,095 SMART, THEY ARE AGGRESSIVE. THIS IS AN AUSTRALIAN GEOLOGIST BEAT UP THE ANGRIEST OCTOPUS ON 114 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:18,096 THIS IS AN AUSTRALIAN GEOLOGIST BEAT UP THE ANGRIEST OCTOPUS ON THE BEACH. 115 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:20,199 BEAT UP THE ANGRIEST OCTOPUS ON THE BEACH. AND IT WAS IN AUSTRALIA, SO 116 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:22,301 THE BEACH. AND IT WAS IN AUSTRALIA, SO SINCE IT WAS IN AUSTRALIA, THAT 117 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:23,936 AND IT WAS IN AUSTRALIA, SO SINCE IT WAS IN AUSTRALIA, THAT WAS THE SIXTH ANIMAL OF THE DAY 118 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:25,337 SINCE IT WAS IN AUSTRALIA, THAT WAS THE SIXTH ANIMAL OF THE DAY HE HAD BEEN ATTACKED BY. 119 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:27,406 WAS THE SIXTH ANIMAL OF THE DAY HE HAD BEEN ATTACKED BY. EVERYTHING WILL GET YOU IN 120 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:27,673 HE HAD BEEN ATTACKED BY. EVERYTHING WILL GET YOU IN AUSTRALIA. 121 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:28,941 EVERYTHING WILL GET YOU IN AUSTRALIA. HE WAS WALKING ON THE BEACH AND 122 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,742 AUSTRALIA. HE WAS WALKING ON THE BEACH AND AN OCTOPUS REACHED OUT OF THE 123 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,211 HE WAS WALKING ON THE BEACH AND AN OCTOPUS REACHED OUT OF THE WATER AND SLAPPED HIM WITH HIS 124 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:32,477 AN OCTOPUS REACHED OUT OF THE WATER AND SLAPPED HIM WITH HIS TENTACLES. 125 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:35,547 WATER AND SLAPPED HIM WITH HIS TENTACLES. HE CAUGHT IT ON VIDEO. 126 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,315 TENTACLES. HE CAUGHT IT ON VIDEO. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 127 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:40,319 HE CAUGHT IT ON VIDEO. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. [WIND BLOWING] 128 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:42,854 HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. [WIND BLOWING] >> OH, DOLLY! 129 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,556 [WIND BLOWING] >> OH, DOLLY! [LAUGHTER] 130 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,857 >> OH, DOLLY! [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: AND THAT'S WHAT HE 131 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,092 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: AND THAT'S WHAT HE DID TO IT. 132 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:47,960 >> Ellen: AND THAT'S WHAT HE DID TO IT. OH, GOLLY. 133 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:49,728 DID TO IT. OH, GOLLY. THAT'S NOT HOW I WOULD REACT. 134 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,097 OH, GOLLY. THAT'S NOT HOW I WOULD REACT. AGAIN, IT WAS THE SIXTH ANIMAL 135 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,165 THAT'S NOT HOW I WOULD REACT. AGAIN, IT WAS THE SIXTH ANIMAL OF THE DAY. 136 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,399 AGAIN, IT WAS THE SIXTH ANIMAL OF THE DAY. WHAT WOULD MAKE AN OCTOPUS DO 137 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,067 OF THE DAY. WHAT WOULD MAKE AN OCTOPUS DO THAT? 138 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:58,370 WHAT WOULD MAKE AN OCTOPUS DO THAT? WAS IT A DARE FROM ANOTHER 139 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:58,604 THAT? WAS IT A DARE FROM ANOTHER OCTOPUS? 140 00:03:58,606 --> 00:03:58,870 WAS IT A DARE FROM ANOTHER OCTOPUS? [LAUGHTER] 141 00:03:58,872 --> 00:03:59,738 OCTOPUS? [LAUGHTER] A GUY WALKING ON THE BEACH, GO 142 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,307 [LAUGHTER] A GUY WALKING ON THE BEACH, GO GET HIM. 143 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:03,108 A GUY WALKING ON THE BEACH, GO GET HIM. THERE IS ANOTHER OCTOPUS ATTACK 144 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:03,875 GET HIM. THERE IS ANOTHER OCTOPUS ATTACK THAT WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEO. 145 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:07,012 THERE IS ANOTHER OCTOPUS ATTACK THAT WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEO. LOOK AT THIS ONE. 146 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:17,089 THAT WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEO. LOOK AT THIS ONE. [SCREAMING] 147 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:17,556 LOOK AT THIS ONE. [SCREAMING] [LAUGHTER] 148 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,391 [SCREAMING] [LAUGHTER] SPEW ON THAT OTHER GUY GOT OFF 149 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:19,891 [LAUGHTER] SPEW ON THAT OTHER GUY GOT OFF EASY. 150 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:20,926 SPEW ON THAT OTHER GUY GOT OFF EASY. LOOK AT THAT, TERRIBLE. 151 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:21,960 EASY. LOOK AT THAT, TERRIBLE. WE MAY NEVER KNOW WHY THE 152 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,429 LOOK AT THAT, TERRIBLE. WE MAY NEVER KNOW WHY THE OCTOPUS DID THAT. 153 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,798 WE MAY NEVER KNOW WHY THE OCTOPUS DID THAT. ANIMALS ARE SMART AND TUNE IN 154 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,268 OCTOPUS DID THAT. ANIMALS ARE SMART AND TUNE IN NEXT TIME WHEN I SHOW YOU A BEAR 155 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:31,770 ANIMALS ARE SMART AND TUNE IN NEXT TIME WHEN I SHOW YOU A BEAR PUTTING TOGETHER AN IKEA SHELF. 156 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,405 NEXT TIME WHEN I SHOW YOU A BEAR PUTTING TOGETHER AN IKEA SHELF. [LAUGHTER] 157 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:34,640 PUTTING TOGETHER AN IKEA SHELF. [LAUGHTER] SPEAKING OF SMART, HERE IS 158 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:35,607 [LAUGHTER] SPEAKING OF SMART, HERE IS TWITCH! 159 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,074 SPEAKING OF SMART, HERE IS TWITCH! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 160 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:51,556 TWITCH! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 161 00:04:55,261 --> 00:05:09,374 ♪ ♪ 162 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:45,711 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: I DROPPED IT LIKE IT 163 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,579 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: I DROPPED IT LIKE IT WAS HOT. 164 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,581 >> Ellen: I DROPPED IT LIKE IT WAS HOT. I THINK I GOT THE WRONG WORDS, 165 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,983 WAS HOT. I THINK I GOT THE WRONG WORDS, WHICH I DO MANY TIMES. 166 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:55,587 I THINK I GOT THE WRONG WORDS, WHICH I DO MANY TIMES. YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT, TAKE 167 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:56,955 WHICH I DO MANY TIMES. YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT, TAKE A SECOND, MATTER FACT -- 168 00:05:56,957 --> 00:06:00,025 YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT, TAKE A SECOND, MATTER FACT -- >> YOU SHOULD TAKE FOUR BEAT. 169 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,393 A SECOND, MATTER FACT -- >> YOU SHOULD TAKE FOUR BEAT. >> Ellen: I THOUGHT IT WAS 170 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:02,728 >> YOU SHOULD TAKE FOUR BEAT. >> Ellen: I THOUGHT IT WAS TAKE TWO, AND IT DID NOT SOUND 171 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,297 >> Ellen: I THOUGHT IT WAS TAKE TWO, AND IT DID NOT SOUND LIKE THAT, WHEN I SAID TWO, HE 172 00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:06,698 TAKE TWO, AND IT DID NOT SOUND LIKE THAT, WHEN I SAID TWO, HE SAID FOUR. 173 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,835 LIKE THAT, WHEN I SAID TWO, HE SAID FOUR. AND I SAID, ONE OF US IS WRONG. 174 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:10,268 SAID FOUR. AND I SAID, ONE OF US IS WRONG. [LAUGHTER] 175 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,971 AND I SAID, ONE OF US IS WRONG. [LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW WHAT IS HANDY, I WAS AT 176 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,005 [LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW WHAT IS HANDY, I WAS AT SOME OF THESE HOUSE THIS WEEKEND 177 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,141 YOU KNOW WHAT IS HANDY, I WAS AT SOME OF THESE HOUSE THIS WEEKEND THEN YOU CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC ON 178 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,042 SOME OF THESE HOUSE THIS WEEKEND THEN YOU CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC ON PANDORA AND THEY PLAY THE MUSIC 179 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,578 THEN YOU CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC ON PANDORA AND THEY PLAY THE MUSIC ON THE SCREEN WHILE YOU HEAR THE 180 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,612 PANDORA AND THEY PLAY THE MUSIC ON THE SCREEN WHILE YOU HEAR THE SONG AND YOU CAN LEARN HOW WRONG 181 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:23,048 ON THE SCREEN WHILE YOU HEAR THE SONG AND YOU CAN LEARN HOW WRONG YOU HAVE BEEN ALL THESE YEARS. 182 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:26,385 SONG AND YOU CAN LEARN HOW WRONG YOU HAVE BEEN ALL THESE YEARS. >> EXACTLY. 183 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,053 YOU HAVE BEEN ALL THESE YEARS. >> EXACTLY. >> Ellen: BECAUSE THE LYRICS 184 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:28,253 >> EXACTLY. >> Ellen: BECAUSE THE LYRICS ARE -- 185 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:30,956 >> Ellen: BECAUSE THE LYRICS ARE -- >> DO YOU DO KARAOKE? 186 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,491 ARE -- >> DO YOU DO KARAOKE? >> Ellen: I HAVE NOT DONE 187 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:33,959 >> DO YOU DO KARAOKE? >> Ellen: I HAVE NOT DONE KARAOKE IN YEARS, BUT WHO 188 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:37,963 >> Ellen: I HAVE NOT DONE KARAOKE IN YEARS, BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE KARAOKE? 189 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,498 KARAOKE IN YEARS, BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE KARAOKE? >> ALL RAP SONGS. 190 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,165 DOESN'T LIKE KARAOKE? >> ALL RAP SONGS. >> Ellen: LET'S DO KARAOKE 191 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:43,335 >> ALL RAP SONGS. >> Ellen: LET'S DO KARAOKE TOGETHER ON THE SHOW. 192 00:06:43,337 --> 00:06:44,903 >> Ellen: LET'S DO KARAOKE TOGETHER ON THE SHOW. TWITCH, YOU HAVE TATTOOS, RIGHT? 193 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,338 TOGETHER ON THE SHOW. TWITCH, YOU HAVE TATTOOS, RIGHT? >> I DO. 194 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:47,606 TWITCH, YOU HAVE TATTOOS, RIGHT? >> I DO. >> Ellen: HOW MANY DO YOU 195 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:48,373 >> I DO. >> Ellen: HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE? 196 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,809 >> Ellen: HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE? >> I HAVE FIVE, I SAID SIX 197 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:54,312 HAVE? >> I HAVE FIVE, I SAID SIX EARLIER, BUT IT IS FIVE. 198 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:55,580 >> I HAVE FIVE, I SAID SIX EARLIER, BUT IT IS FIVE. >> Ellen: IT'S ONE THING IF 199 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,915 EARLIER, BUT IT IS FIVE. >> Ellen: IT'S ONE THING IF YOU HAD POST MALONE ALL OVER, HE 200 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,150 >> Ellen: IT'S ONE THING IF YOU HAD POST MALONE ALL OVER, HE PROBABLY DOES NOT EVEN KNOW HOW 201 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:00,285 YOU HAD POST MALONE ALL OVER, HE PROBABLY DOES NOT EVEN KNOW HOW MANY HE HAS, BUT YOU HAVE SIX 202 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:03,588 PROBABLY DOES NOT EVEN KNOW HOW MANY HE HAS, BUT YOU HAVE SIX RUSSIAN MARK >> I HAVE FIVE. 203 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:07,092 MANY HE HAS, BUT YOU HAVE SIX RUSSIAN MARK >> I HAVE FIVE. >> Ellen: WHAT ARE THEY? 204 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,994 RUSSIAN MARK >> I HAVE FIVE. >> Ellen: WHAT ARE THEY? >> REALLY QUICK IT, I KNOW IT'S 205 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:09,661 >> Ellen: WHAT ARE THEY? >> REALLY QUICK IT, I KNOW IT'S TAKING A LOT OF TIME. 206 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:15,300 >> REALLY QUICK IT, I KNOW IT'S TAKING A LOT OF TIME. I HAVE ONE THAT SAYS I AM, AND I 207 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:16,802 TAKING A LOT OF TIME. I HAVE ONE THAT SAYS I AM, AND I GOT ONE BEFORE ME IN ALLISON'S 208 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:20,105 I HAVE ONE THAT SAYS I AM, AND I GOT ONE BEFORE ME IN ALLISON'S WEDDING, AND COMPETING ON "SO 209 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:20,639 GOT ONE BEFORE ME IN ALLISON'S WEDDING, AND COMPETING ON "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE." 210 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:21,473 WEDDING, AND COMPETING ON "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE." I HAVE QUEENS CHESS PIECE RIGHT 211 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:22,441 YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE." I HAVE QUEENS CHESS PIECE RIGHT HERE AND ANOTHER ONE THAT 212 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:24,176 I HAVE QUEENS CHESS PIECE RIGHT HERE AND ANOTHER ONE THAT ALLISON AND I DREW UP HERE AND 213 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:26,812 HERE AND ANOTHER ONE THAT ALLISON AND I DREW UP HERE AND THEN I HAVE A WHOLE SLEEVE 214 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:27,913 ALLISON AND I DREW UP HERE AND THEN I HAVE A WHOLE SLEEVE DETAILING A LITTLE BIT OF FAMILY 215 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:31,550 THEN I HAVE A WHOLE SLEEVE DETAILING A LITTLE BIT OF FAMILY HISTORY RIGHT HERE. 216 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,084 DETAILING A LITTLE BIT OF FAMILY HISTORY RIGHT HERE. >> Ellen: YOU SEE, WOMEN WOULD 217 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,853 HISTORY RIGHT HERE. >> Ellen: YOU SEE, WOMEN WOULD NEVER GET A TATTOO IN THAT AREA 218 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:39,324 >> Ellen: YOU SEE, WOMEN WOULD NEVER GET A TATTOO IN THAT AREA UNLESS YOU ARE DOING CURTAINS OR 219 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,625 NEVER GET A TATTOO IN THAT AREA UNLESS YOU ARE DOING CURTAINS OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE REALLY, WHEN 220 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,294 UNLESS YOU ARE DOING CURTAINS OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE REALLY, WHEN YOU AGE, THAT IS NOT A GOOD 221 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,562 SOMETHING, BECAUSE REALLY, WHEN YOU AGE, THAT IS NOT A GOOD PLACE FOR WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW 222 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:44,563 YOU AGE, THAT IS NOT A GOOD PLACE FOR WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WORK OUT. 223 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:46,598 PLACE FOR WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WORK OUT. BUT THAT IS A GOOD IDEA IF ANY 224 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,866 MUCH YOU WORK OUT. BUT THAT IS A GOOD IDEA IF ANY WOMEN ARE THINKING OF DOING 225 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:52,671 BUT THAT IS A GOOD IDEA IF ANY WOMEN ARE THINKING OF DOING TATTOOS RIGHT THERE, A CURTAIN, 226 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,572 WOMEN ARE THINKING OF DOING TATTOOS RIGHT THERE, A CURTAIN, LIKE A JURY. 227 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:54,906 TATTOOS RIGHT THERE, A CURTAIN, LIKE A JURY. [LAUGHTER] 228 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,475 LIKE A JURY. [LAUGHTER] MY FRIEND JUSTIN BIEBER DID AN 229 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,143 [LAUGHTER] MY FRIEND JUSTIN BIEBER DID AN INTERVIEW WITH "VOGUE" WHERE HE 230 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:58,910 MY FRIEND JUSTIN BIEBER DID AN INTERVIEW WITH "VOGUE" WHERE HE TALKED ABOUT HIS FAVORITE 231 00:07:58,912 --> 00:07:59,478 INTERVIEW WITH "VOGUE" WHERE HE TALKED ABOUT HIS FAVORITE TATTOOS. 232 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,879 TALKED ABOUT HIS FAVORITE TATTOOS. HE HAS A LOT. 233 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,013 TATTOOS. HE HAS A LOT. LAST TIME HE WAS HERE HE SHOWED 234 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:02,614 HE HAS A LOT. LAST TIME HE WAS HERE HE SHOWED ME SOME. 235 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:03,748 LAST TIME HE WAS HERE HE SHOWED ME SOME. HE SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED ME IN 236 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:04,850 ME SOME. HE SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED ME IN THE ARTICLE. 237 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:07,886 HE SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED ME IN THE ARTICLE. ANYWAY, TAKE A LOOK. 238 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:10,088 THE ARTICLE. ANYWAY, TAKE A LOOK. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST 239 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,289 ANYWAY, TAKE A LOOK. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST GOT YOUR FIRST TATTOO? 240 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,558 HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST GOT YOUR FIRST TATTOO? >> WHEN I GOT MY FIRST TATTOO I 241 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,326 GOT YOUR FIRST TATTOO? >> WHEN I GOT MY FIRST TATTOO I WAS 16. 242 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:15,861 >> WHEN I GOT MY FIRST TATTOO I WAS 16. >> Ellen: WHAT WAS IT? 243 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:18,263 WAS 16. >> Ellen: WHAT WAS IT? >> IT WAS A LITTLE BIRD THE 244 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,232 >> Ellen: WHAT WAS IT? >> IT WAS A LITTLE BIRD THE SMALL THAT IS COVERED UP BY A 245 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:22,567 >> IT WAS A LITTLE BIRD THE SMALL THAT IS COVERED UP BY A GIANT TATTOO HERE. 246 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:25,070 SMALL THAT IS COVERED UP BY A GIANT TATTOO HERE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 247 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:26,505 GIANT TATTOO HERE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] 248 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:29,007 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: OH, MY GOSH. 249 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,110 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: OH, MY GOSH. >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, YOU'RE 250 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:32,611 >> Ellen: OH, MY GOSH. >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, YOU'RE CRAZY. 251 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:36,014 >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, YOU'RE CRAZY. >> Ellen: I HAVE A TATTOO OF 252 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:36,815 CRAZY. >> Ellen: I HAVE A TATTOO OF JUSTIN AND I CAN'T SHOW, IT IS 253 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:41,152 >> Ellen: I HAVE A TATTOO OF JUSTIN AND I CAN'T SHOW, IT IS NEAR MY BIEBER. 254 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,687 JUSTIN AND I CAN'T SHOW, IT IS NEAR MY BIEBER. HERE IS SOMETHING I CAN SHOW 255 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,890 NEAR MY BIEBER. HERE IS SOMETHING I CAN SHOW YOU, MY SPRING BE KIND BOX IS 256 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,091 HERE IS SOMETHING I CAN SHOW YOU, MY SPRING BE KIND BOX IS FILLED WITH AMAZING PRODUCTS. 257 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,092 YOU, MY SPRING BE KIND BOX IS FILLED WITH AMAZING PRODUCTS. FIRST OF ALL IT HIGHLIGHTS 258 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,394 FILLED WITH AMAZING PRODUCTS. FIRST OF ALL IT HIGHLIGHTS COMPANIES WHO ARE PUTTING GOOD 259 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,029 FIRST OF ALL IT HIGHLIGHTS COMPANIES WHO ARE PUTTING GOOD INTO THE WORLD. 260 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,131 COMPANIES WHO ARE PUTTING GOOD INTO THE WORLD. ETHICALLY MADE, SUSTAINABLY 261 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,667 INTO THE WORLD. ETHICALLY MADE, SUSTAINABLY SOURCED, CRUELTY FREE. 262 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:56,768 ETHICALLY MADE, SUSTAINABLY SOURCED, CRUELTY FREE. WE HAVE A GOLD BRACELET -- 263 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,870 SOURCED, CRUELTY FREE. WE HAVE A GOLD BRACELET -- >> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR 264 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,806 WE HAVE A GOLD BRACELET -- >> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR NEW BE KIND BOX? 265 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:02,107 >> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR NEW BE KIND BOX? [LAUGHTER] 266 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,609 NEW BE KIND BOX? [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: YES, I AM, DAVE, I 267 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:05,810 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: YES, I AM, DAVE, I AM DOING A SHOW RIGHT NOW. 268 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:06,945 >> Ellen: YES, I AM, DAVE, I AM DOING A SHOW RIGHT NOW. >> I HAD TO COME OUT AND TELL 269 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,114 AM DOING A SHOW RIGHT NOW. >> I HAD TO COME OUT AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LIKE THIS VEGAN 270 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,950 >> I HAD TO COME OUT AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LIKE THIS VEGAN LEATHER PURSE. 271 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:12,918 YOU HOW MUCH I LIKE THIS VEGAN LEATHER PURSE. [LAUGHTER] 272 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,352 LEATHER PURSE. [LAUGHTER] THAT IS IN YOUR NEW SPRINGBOKS. 273 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:18,290 [LAUGHTER] THAT IS IN YOUR NEW SPRINGBOKS. AND IT'S GREAT FOR ALL OF THE 274 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:21,359 THAT IS IN YOUR NEW SPRINGBOKS. AND IT'S GREAT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS BACKSTAGE. 275 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:21,993 AND IT'S GREAT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS BACKSTAGE. >> Ellen: WHAT ELSE IS IN 276 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:26,031 THINGS BACKSTAGE. >> Ellen: WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE, DAVE, YOU KNOW PROCEEDS 277 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,566 >> Ellen: WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE, DAVE, YOU KNOW PROCEEDS GO TO THE SCHOOLS, THE CHILDREN 278 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:30,502 THERE, DAVE, YOU KNOW PROCEEDS GO TO THE SCHOOLS, THE CHILDREN AND AFRICA AND THE SOLAR PANEL 279 00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:31,703 GO TO THE SCHOOLS, THE CHILDREN AND AFRICA AND THE SOLAR PANEL BLIGHTS. 280 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,672 AND AFRICA AND THE SOLAR PANEL BLIGHTS. >> A NICE GLOBAL MASSAGER THAT 281 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:36,107 BLIGHTS. >> A NICE GLOBAL MASSAGER THAT IS GOOD FOR YOUR FACE. 282 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,909 >> A NICE GLOBAL MASSAGER THAT IS GOOD FOR YOUR FACE. >> Ellen: HOW DOES THAT WORK? 283 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,477 IS GOOD FOR YOUR FACE. >> Ellen: HOW DOES THAT WORK? YOU PUT IT IN THE FREEZER AND 284 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:40,145 >> Ellen: HOW DOES THAT WORK? YOU PUT IT IN THE FREEZER AND THEN ON YOUR FACE? 285 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:44,115 YOU PUT IT IN THE FREEZER AND THEN ON YOUR FACE? >> YES, FREEZE IT. 286 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:44,382 THEN ON YOUR FACE? >> YES, FREEZE IT. NICE. 287 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,917 >> YES, FREEZE IT. NICE. REUSABLE WATER BOTTLE. 288 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:50,689 NICE. REUSABLE WATER BOTTLE. AND IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING, 289 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,657 REUSABLE WATER BOTTLE. AND IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING, THERE ARE THESE LOVELY LINEN 290 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:53,725 AND IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING, THERE ARE THESE LOVELY LINEN TOWEL SETS. 291 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,560 THERE ARE THESE LOVELY LINEN TOWEL SETS. >> Ellen: WHAT IS IT? 292 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:56,995 TOWEL SETS. >> Ellen: WHAT IS IT? >> A LOVELY LINEN TOWELS SET 293 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,965 >> Ellen: WHAT IS IT? >> A LOVELY LINEN TOWELS SET THAT YOU CAN USE TO CLEAN UP 294 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:00,365 >> A LOVELY LINEN TOWELS SET THAT YOU CAN USE TO CLEAN UP ANYTHING OF SPILL. 295 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,734 THAT YOU CAN USE TO CLEAN UP ANYTHING OF SPILL. >> Ellen: THANK YOU SO MUCH, 296 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,703 ANYTHING OF SPILL. >> Ellen: THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU HAVE THE GOLD BRACELET I WAS 297 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:05,937 >> Ellen: THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU HAVE THE GOLD BRACELET I WAS ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT? 298 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:06,538 YOU HAVE THE GOLD BRACELET I WAS ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT? >> NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT 299 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:09,774 ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT? >> NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT. 300 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,041 >> NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT. [LAUGHTER] 301 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,010 HAPPENED TO IT. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: I KNOW WHERE IT IS. 302 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:15,914 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: I KNOW WHERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. 303 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:16,748 >> Ellen: I KNOW WHERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. YEAH! 304 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,315 THERE IT IS. YEAH! THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS 305 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,352 YEAH! THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS BRACELET IS IT IS 100% OF THE 306 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:22,754 THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS BRACELET IS IT IS 100% OF THE PROCEEDS FROM THIS WILL GO 307 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:23,521 BRACELET IS IT IS 100% OF THE PROCEEDS FROM THIS WILL GO TOWARDS PROVIDING CAREER 308 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:24,723 PROCEEDS FROM THIS WILL GO TOWARDS PROVIDING CAREER TRAINING AND FINANCIAL 309 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,358 TOWARDS PROVIDING CAREER TRAINING AND FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE TO WOMEN IN NEED. 310 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,159 TRAINING AND FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE TO WOMEN IN NEED. MY NEW SPRING BE KIND BOX IS 311 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,227 INDEPENDENCE TO WOMEN IN NEED. MY NEW SPRING BE KIND BOX IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW AT THE LINK 312 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:32,597 MY NEW SPRING BE KIND BOX IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW AT THE LINK I AM POINTING TO RIGHT THERE, 313 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:32,897 AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW AT THE LINK I AM POINTING TO RIGHT THERE, THERE IT IS. 314 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,767 I AM POINTING TO RIGHT THERE, THERE IT IS. RIGHT THERE. 315 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:36,434 THERE IT IS. RIGHT THERE. YOU ARE POINTING ALSO. 316 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:40,739 RIGHT THERE. YOU ARE POINTING ALSO. YOU CAN GET YOURS TODAY FOR 30% 317 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,040 YOU ARE POINTING ALSO. YOU CAN GET YOURS TODAY FOR 30% OFF AND EVERYONE IN MY VIRTUAL 318 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:46,311 YOU CAN GET YOURS TODAY FOR 30% OFF AND EVERYONE IN MY VIRTUAL AUDIENCE IS GETTING ONE. 319 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:50,448 OFF AND EVERYONE IN MY VIRTUAL AUDIENCE IS GETTING ONE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 320 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:50,782 AUDIENCE IS GETTING ONE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE'LL BE BACK! 321 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:51,249 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE'LL BE BACK! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 322 00:10:51,251 --> 00:11:03,161 WE'LL BE BACK! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 323 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:03,428 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> CHEEK. 324 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:07,098 ♪ ♪ >> CHEEK. >> LINE? 325 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,733 >> CHEEK. >> LINE? >> Ellen: YOU ARE AN AMAZING 326 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,468 >> LINE? >> Ellen: YOU ARE AN AMAZING GUY, I KNOW THAT YOU USED TO 327 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,703 >> Ellen: YOU ARE AN AMAZING GUY, I KNOW THAT YOU USED TO YOUR RENT TO PAY AND KEEP THAT 328 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:11,903 GUY, I KNOW THAT YOU USED TO YOUR RENT TO PAY AND KEEP THAT OPEN. 329 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:21,680 YOUR RENT TO PAY AND KEEP THAT OPEN. AND WE WANT TO 330 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:22,147 OPEN. AND WE WANT TO [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 331 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:28,219 AND WE WANT TO [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 332 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,822 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: THEY SAY UP HIGH IN 333 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:31,790 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: THEY SAY UP HIGH IN THE FACE IS WORTH TWO IN THE 334 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:32,190 >> Ellen: THEY SAY UP HIGH IN THE FACE IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH. 335 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:32,624 THE FACE IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH. A [LAUGHTER] 336 00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:34,359 BUSH. A [LAUGHTER] I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE SAYING, 337 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,960 A [LAUGHTER] I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE SAYING, IS IT? 338 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,963 I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE SAYING, IS IT? LET'S PLAY DANGER WORD. 339 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:39,431 IS IT? LET'S PLAY DANGER WORD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 340 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:44,569 LET'S PLAY DANGER WORD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 341 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:50,642 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ OKAY! 342 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,844 ♪ ♪ OKAY! ALL RIGHT, IT IS DANGER WORD, 343 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:53,111 OKAY! ALL RIGHT, IT IS DANGER WORD, WITH PIES. 344 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:56,781 ALL RIGHT, IT IS DANGER WORD, WITH PIES. TWO CONSISTENCE IN THE STUDIO 345 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:57,015 WITH PIES. TWO CONSISTENCE IN THE STUDIO YOU ARE? 346 00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:01,419 TWO CONSISTENCE IN THE STUDIO YOU ARE? >> I'M BETH FROM CALIFORNIA. 347 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,320 YOU ARE? >> I'M BETH FROM CALIFORNIA. >> Ellen: AND YOU ARE? 348 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,390 >> I'M BETH FROM CALIFORNIA. >> Ellen: AND YOU ARE? >> I AM ALEXANDRIA FROM 349 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:05,890 >> Ellen: AND YOU ARE? >> I AM ALEXANDRIA FROM LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA. 350 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,826 >> I AM ALEXANDRIA FROM LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA. >> Ellen: DO YOU KNOW EACH 351 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:08,026 LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA. >> Ellen: DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER? 352 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:08,827 >> Ellen: DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER? >> WE JUST MET. 353 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,262 OTHER? >> WE JUST MET. >> WE ARE BEST FRIENDS. 354 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,398 >> WE JUST MET. >> WE ARE BEST FRIENDS. >> Ellen: WE ARE BEST FRIENDS 355 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,133 >> WE ARE BEST FRIENDS. >> Ellen: WE ARE BEST FRIENDS TOO, BUT IT IS VERY COMPETITIVE. 356 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,001 >> Ellen: WE ARE BEST FRIENDS TOO, BUT IT IS VERY COMPETITIVE. BETH YOU WILL BE WITH TWITCH, 357 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,070 TOO, BUT IT IS VERY COMPETITIVE. BETH YOU WILL BE WITH TWITCH, ALEXANDRIA, YOU WILL BE WITH ME, 358 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,107 BETH YOU WILL BE WITH TWITCH, ALEXANDRIA, YOU WILL BE WITH ME, WHILE MY PIE GUY IS BACKSTAGE 359 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,975 ALEXANDRIA, YOU WILL BE WITH ME, WHILE MY PIE GUY IS BACKSTAGE PREPARING THE PIES COMING HERE 360 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:24,609 WHILE MY PIE GUY IS BACKSTAGE PREPARING THE PIES COMING HERE AS A REFRESHER. 361 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:29,247 PREPARING THE PIES COMING HERE AS A REFRESHER. ONE WORD CLUES, DANGER WORD BAD. 362 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,682 AS A REFRESHER. ONE WORD CLUES, DANGER WORD BAD. PIES GO SPLAT. 363 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,818 ONE WORD CLUES, DANGER WORD BAD. PIES GO SPLAT. WHOEVER STARTS WITH THE LETTER E 364 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,053 PIES GO SPLAT. WHOEVER STARTS WITH THE LETTER E GOES FIRST, THAT'S ME. 365 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:35,487 WHOEVER STARTS WITH THE LETTER E GOES FIRST, THAT'S ME. HERE WE GO. 366 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:43,461 GOES FIRST, THAT'S ME. HERE WE GO. PUT YOUR GOGGLES ON. 367 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:43,661 HERE WE GO. PUT YOUR GOGGLES ON. HIGH. 368 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:50,902 PUT YOUR GOGGLES ON. HIGH. >> CAKE. 369 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,538 HIGH. >> CAKE. >> KEY. 370 00:12:53,540 --> 00:13:00,211 >> CAKE. >> KEY. >> LIME? 371 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,180 >> KEY. >> LIME? [BELLRINGING. 372 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,081 >> LIME? [BELLRINGING. >> Ellen: I WAS GOING TO GO 373 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:06,017 [BELLRINGING. >> Ellen: I WAS GOING TO GO KEY NEXT. 374 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,519 >> Ellen: I WAS GOING TO GO KEY NEXT. I'M SO SORRY, ALEXANDRIA, HERE 375 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:11,289 KEY NEXT. I'M SO SORRY, ALEXANDRIA, HERE COMES A PIPE. 376 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:18,062 I'M SO SORRY, ALEXANDRIA, HERE COMES A PIPE. IT IS PART OF THE GAME. 377 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,265 COMES A PIPE. IT IS PART OF THE GAME. [LAUGHTER] 378 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:24,536 IT IS PART OF THE GAME. [LAUGHTER] THAT WHEN I DID NOT WANT TO GO 379 00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:24,736 [LAUGHTER] THAT WHEN I DID NOT WANT TO GO FIRST. 380 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:38,883 THAT WHEN I DID NOT WANT TO GO FIRST. ALL RIGHT, TWITCH, YOUR TURN. 381 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:44,689 FIRST. ALL RIGHT, TWITCH, YOUR TURN. >> DEAD. 382 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:50,261 ALL RIGHT, TWITCH, YOUR TURN. >> DEAD. >> GRAVE. 383 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:54,465 >> DEAD. >> GRAVE. >> Ellen: WATER. 384 00:13:54,467 --> 00:14:00,171 >> GRAVE. >> Ellen: WATER. >> POOL. 385 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,174 >> Ellen: WATER. >> POOL. >> OTTER. 386 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:12,217 >> POOL. >> OTTER. >> OCEAN. 387 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:12,750 >> OTTER. >> OCEAN. [BLEEP]! 388 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,319 >> OCEAN. [BLEEP]! BEYOND THE DANGER WORD WAS 389 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:20,558 [BLEEP]! BEYOND THE DANGER WORD WAS OCEAN, THE WINNING WORD WAS SEA. 390 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,192 BEYOND THE DANGER WORD WAS OCEAN, THE WINNING WORD WAS SEA. IT DEAD SEA. 391 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:26,598 OCEAN, THE WINNING WORD WAS SEA. IT DEAD SEA. ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIED. 392 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:26,865 IT DEAD SEA. ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIED. [LAUGHTER] 393 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:31,870 ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIED. [LAUGHTER] YOU ARE SO CLOSE. 394 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:32,804 [LAUGHTER] YOU ARE SO CLOSE. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 395 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:33,104 YOU ARE SO CLOSE. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALEXANDRIA! 396 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:36,107 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALEXANDRIA! >> YES! 397 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:40,078 ALEXANDRIA! >> YES! >> Ellen: HOUR. 398 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:45,216 >> YES! >> Ellen: HOUR. >> GLASS. 399 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:50,488 >> Ellen: HOUR. >> GLASS. >> BARTENDER. 400 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:55,660 >> GLASS. >> BARTENDER. >> HOUR. 401 00:14:55,662 --> 00:15:03,301 >> BARTENDER. >> HOUR. >> Ellen: MOJITO. 402 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,169 >> HOUR. >> Ellen: MOJITO. >> MARGARITO. 403 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,272 >> Ellen: MOJITO. >> MARGARITO. >> MIX. 404 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:12,043 >> MARGARITO. >> MIX. >> COCKTAIL. 405 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:23,655 >> MIX. >> COCKTAIL. >> I'M SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG! 406 00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:24,622 >> COCKTAIL. >> I'M SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG! [LAUGHTER] 407 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,623 >> I'M SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG! [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, IT IS 408 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:34,065 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, IT IS YOU, TWITCH. 409 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,435 >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, IT IS YOU, TWITCH. >> WEED. 410 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:42,373 YOU, TWITCH. >> WEED. >> WEED. 411 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,676 >> WEED. >> WEED. >> WEED. 412 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,644 >> WEED. >> WEED. W-EE-EE-D. 413 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:50,515 >> WEED. W-EE-EE-D. >> POT. 414 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,483 W-EE-EE-D. >> POT. >> Ellen: MARIJUANA. 415 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,086 >> POT. >> Ellen: MARIJUANA. >> BUD. 416 00:15:55,088 --> 00:16:00,491 >> Ellen: MARIJUANA. >> BUD. >> GREENER. 417 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:05,530 >> BUD. >> GREENER. >> HEMP. 418 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:05,897 >> GREENER. >> HEMP. >> Ellen: GREEN. 419 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:09,767 >> HEMP. >> Ellen: GREEN. >> GRASS. 420 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:15,039 >> Ellen: GREEN. >> GRASS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 421 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:20,178 >> GRASS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: WE ARE TIED UP. 422 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:27,318 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: WE ARE TIED UP. [LAUGHTER] 423 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:27,952 >> Ellen: WE ARE TIED UP. [LAUGHTER] ALL RIGHT, ALEXANDRIA, YOU HAVE 424 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:33,992 [LAUGHTER] ALL RIGHT, ALEXANDRIA, YOU HAVE TO GET THIS ONE. 425 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:34,759 ALL RIGHT, ALEXANDRIA, YOU HAVE TO GET THIS ONE. MAKEUP. 426 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:39,364 TO GET THIS ONE. MAKEUP. >> WHAT? 427 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,031 MAKEUP. >> WHAT? >> Ellen: MAKEUP. 428 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,767 >> WHAT? >> Ellen: MAKEUP. >> MASCARA. 429 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,203 >> Ellen: MAKEUP. >> MASCARA. >> LIPGLOSS. 430 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:49,340 >> MASCARA. >> LIPGLOSS. >> Ellen: STICK. 431 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,644 >> LIPGLOSS. >> Ellen: STICK. >> LIPSTICK. 432 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:54,312 >> Ellen: STICK. >> LIPSTICK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 433 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:57,115 >> LIPSTICK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I WAS TRYING NOT TO GO FOR THE 434 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,549 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I WAS TRYING NOT TO GO FOR THE OBVIOUS! 435 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,719 I WAS TRYING NOT TO GO FOR THE OBVIOUS! >> Ellen: OH, BOY! 436 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,757 OBVIOUS! >> Ellen: OH, BOY! SO MANY DIFFERENT TIES. 437 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:08,760 >> Ellen: OH, BOY! SO MANY DIFFERENT TIES. ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN IT, 438 00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:09,394 SO MANY DIFFERENT TIES. ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN IT, ALEXANDRIA, YOU CAN BOTH WATCH 439 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,597 ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN IT, ALEXANDRIA, YOU CAN BOTH WATCH YOURSELF GET PIE-80 IN 4K. 440 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:16,367 ALEXANDRIA, YOU CAN BOTH WATCH YOURSELF GET PIE-80 IN 4K. YOU ARE EACH GETTING 66-INCH 4K 441 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:21,305 YOURSELF GET PIE-80 IN 4K. YOU ARE EACH GETTING 66-INCH 4K PCL TVs! 442 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:21,639 YOU ARE EACH GETTING 66-INCH 4K PCL TVs! WE'LL BE BACK! 443 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,106 PCL TVs! WE'LL BE BACK! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 444 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:26,677 WE'LL BE BACK! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 445 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,579 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> JOINED HER CLASS WHICH WAS 446 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:29,947 ♪ ♪ >> JOINED HER CLASS WHICH WAS ALL WOMEN AND I DO NOT WANT TO 447 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,316 >> JOINED HER CLASS WHICH WAS ALL WOMEN AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE ON CAMERA, BUT AFTER I GOT 448 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,819 ALL WOMEN AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE ON CAMERA, BUT AFTER I GOT PRETTY GOOD AT IT IS THAT YOU 449 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,120 BE ON CAMERA, BUT AFTER I GOT PRETTY GOOD AT IT IS THAT YOU CAN DO THIS. 450 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,723 PRETTY GOOD AT IT IS THAT YOU CAN DO THIS. >> ONE WAS COMING TOWARDS ME AND 451 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,124 CAN DO THIS. >> ONE WAS COMING TOWARDS ME AND I WAS LIKE IN MY GOING TO GET 452 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:40,291 >> ONE WAS COMING TOWARDS ME AND I WAS LIKE IN MY GOING TO GET HIT? 453 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:45,063 I WAS LIKE IN MY GOING TO GET HIT? AND IT STOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OF 454 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:45,396 HIT? AND IT STOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. 455 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:54,772 AND IT STOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. AN 456 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:55,239 ME. AN [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 457 00:17:55,241 --> 00:18:01,712 AN [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 458 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:02,780 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR FIRST GUEST HAS 459 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,549 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR FIRST GUEST HAS ACTED IN OVER 40 MOVIES AND 50 460 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:08,152 >> Ellen: OUR FIRST GUEST HAS ACTED IN OVER 40 MOVIES AND 50 TV SHOWS, PLEASE WELCOME MY 461 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:12,356 ACTED IN OVER 40 MOVIES AND 50 TV SHOWS, PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND DON JOHNSON! 462 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:13,191 TV SHOWS, PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND DON JOHNSON! >> HI, ELLEN. 463 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,393 FRIEND DON JOHNSON! >> HI, ELLEN. >> Ellen: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE 464 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,028 >> HI, ELLEN. >> Ellen: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU ON THE SHOW, IT'S EXCITING. 465 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:17,728 >> Ellen: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU ON THE SHOW, IT'S EXCITING. >> THIS IS FUN FOR ME. 466 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,832 YOU ON THE SHOW, IT'S EXCITING. >> THIS IS FUN FOR ME. I'M A FAN OF YOU AND THE SHOW, 467 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,167 >> THIS IS FUN FOR ME. I'M A FAN OF YOU AND THE SHOW, SO WHEN I GET A CHANCE I TUNE IN 468 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:23,868 I'M A FAN OF YOU AND THE SHOW, SO WHEN I GET A CHANCE I TUNE IN AND I WATCH YOU AND YOU ALWAYS 469 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,737 SO WHEN I GET A CHANCE I TUNE IN AND I WATCH YOU AND YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH AND YOU ARE STILL 470 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,339 AND I WATCH YOU AND YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH AND YOU ARE STILL THE FUNNIEST WOMAN ON 471 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:28,973 MAKE ME LAUGH AND YOU ARE STILL THE FUNNIEST WOMAN ON TELEVISION, LET'S FACE IT. 472 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:32,777 THE FUNNIEST WOMAN ON TELEVISION, LET'S FACE IT. >> Ellen: THAT'S VERY NICE OF 473 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,912 TELEVISION, LET'S FACE IT. >> Ellen: THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU TO SAY, DON, YOU'RE STILL 474 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,180 >> Ellen: THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU TO SAY, DON, YOU'RE STILL THE MOST HANDSOME MAN ON 475 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:36,481 YOU TO SAY, DON, YOU'RE STILL THE MOST HANDSOME MAN ON TELEVISION. 476 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,783 THE MOST HANDSOME MAN ON TELEVISION. SO WE WERE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER 477 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,551 TELEVISION. SO WE WERE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER AND THEY REMIND ME OF THIS. 478 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,886 SO WE WERE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER AND THEY REMIND ME OF THIS. I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT WE WERE 479 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:45,256 AND THEY REMIND ME OF THIS. I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT WE WERE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER, IT WAS 480 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,023 I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT WE WERE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER, IT WAS 1998. 481 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:49,293 IN A MOVIE TOGETHER, IT WAS 1998. >> YES, AND I RECALL, THE MOVIE 482 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,729 1998. >> YES, AND I RECALL, THE MOVIE WAS CALLED "GOODBYE LOVER" AND I 483 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:55,533 >> YES, AND I RECALL, THE MOVIE WAS CALLED "GOODBYE LOVER" AND I RECALL THAT YOU MADE A CHOICE TO 484 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,934 WAS CALLED "GOODBYE LOVER" AND I RECALL THAT YOU MADE A CHOICE TO BE FRUMPY IN THE MOVIE AND I 485 00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:01,772 RECALL THAT YOU MADE A CHOICE TO BE FRUMPY IN THE MOVIE AND I THOUGHT, WELL, THAT'S BRAVE. 486 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,941 BE FRUMPY IN THE MOVIE AND I THOUGHT, WELL, THAT'S BRAVE. [LAUGHTER] 487 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,610 THOUGHT, WELL, THAT'S BRAVE. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: SHE WAS AN ANGRY COP 488 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,111 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: SHE WAS AN ANGRY COP AND IT WORKED WAY TOO LONG I WAS 489 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,813 >> Ellen: SHE WAS AN ANGRY COP AND IT WORKED WAY TOO LONG I WAS TIRED AND I JUST THOUGHT, SHE 490 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,948 AND IT WORKED WAY TOO LONG I WAS TIRED AND I JUST THOUGHT, SHE JUST LET HERSELF GO. 491 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:16,988 TIRED AND I JUST THOUGHT, SHE JUST LET HERSELF GO. I WORTHY IS DROOPY BREASTS AND A 492 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,357 JUST LET HERSELF GO. I WORTHY IS DROOPY BREASTS AND A BELLY AND I WALKED WITH A LIMP. 493 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:19,924 I WORTHY IS DROOPY BREASTS AND A BELLY AND I WALKED WITH A LIMP. YEAH. 494 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,126 BELLY AND I WALKED WITH A LIMP. YEAH. >> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 495 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:26,130 YEAH. >> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE DETAILS, I'M JUST PLACE THE 496 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:30,134 >> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE DETAILS, I'M JUST PLACE THE DISCLAIMER RIGHT THERE, BUT I 497 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:30,868 THE DETAILS, I'M JUST PLACE THE DISCLAIMER RIGHT THERE, BUT I REMEMBER THE CORN DOGS. 498 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,603 DISCLAIMER RIGHT THERE, BUT I REMEMBER THE CORN DOGS. >> Ellen: I ATE A LOT OF CORN 499 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,471 REMEMBER THE CORN DOGS. >> Ellen: I ATE A LOT OF CORN DOGS IN ONE SCENE. 500 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,406 >> Ellen: I ATE A LOT OF CORN DOGS IN ONE SCENE. I THINK THAT THEY ARE SHOWING ME 501 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,109 DOGS IN ONE SCENE. I THINK THAT THEY ARE SHOWING ME EATING A LOT OF CORN DOGS. 502 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:41,279 I THINK THAT THEY ARE SHOWING ME EATING A LOT OF CORN DOGS. 40 TV SHOWS AND 50 MOVIES, AND 503 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,180 EATING A LOT OF CORN DOGS. 40 TV SHOWS AND 50 MOVIES, AND 2020 WAS THEIR 50TH ANNIVERSARY 504 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:46,551 40 TV SHOWS AND 50 MOVIES, AND 2020 WAS THEIR 50TH ANNIVERSARY ANNIVERSARY OF THE BUSINESS! 505 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,319 2020 WAS THEIR 50TH ANNIVERSARY ANNIVERSARY OF THE BUSINESS! AND STILL GOING STRONG! 506 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:48,786 ANNIVERSARY OF THE BUSINESS! AND STILL GOING STRONG! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 507 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:49,520 AND STILL GOING STRONG! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> IT'S CRAZY. 508 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,555 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> IT'S CRAZY. IT'S LIKE I BLINKED AND THEN IT 509 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,324 >> IT'S CRAZY. IT'S LIKE I BLINKED AND THEN IT WAS LIKE FIVE DECADES. 510 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,026 IT'S LIKE I BLINKED AND THEN IT WAS LIKE FIVE DECADES. >> Ellen: YOU ARE SO KNOWN ALL 511 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,194 WAS LIKE FIVE DECADES. >> Ellen: YOU ARE SO KNOWN ALL OVER THE WORLD. 512 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,628 >> Ellen: YOU ARE SO KNOWN ALL OVER THE WORLD. WE WERE TOGETHER -- 513 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,496 OVER THE WORLD. WE WERE TOGETHER -- WAS IT ITALY? 514 00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,564 WE WERE TOGETHER -- WAS IT ITALY? WHERE WERE WE ON ABOUT THE 515 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,198 WAS IT ITALY? WHERE WERE WE ON ABOUT THE PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW 516 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,935 WHERE WERE WE ON ABOUT THE PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW HANDSOME YOU ARE? 517 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:06,771 PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW HANDSOME YOU ARE? >> WE WERE IN ITALY AND I THINK 518 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:07,939 HANDSOME YOU ARE? >> WE WERE IN ITALY AND I THINK IF I RECALL CORRECTLY WHEN I 519 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:10,274 >> WE WERE IN ITALY AND I THINK IF I RECALL CORRECTLY WHEN I WERE SHOPPING AND WE WERE IN 520 00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:11,475 IF I RECALL CORRECTLY WHEN I WERE SHOPPING AND WE WERE IN THIS -- 521 00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,711 WERE SHOPPING AND WE WERE IN THIS -- WE WALKED INTO A CLOTHING STORE 522 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,647 THIS -- WE WALKED INTO A CLOTHING STORE AND THE ITALIAN SALES LADIES 523 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,417 WE WALKED INTO A CLOTHING STORE AND THE ITALIAN SALES LADIES WERE VERY EXCITED TO SEE US AND 524 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,819 AND THE ITALIAN SALES LADIES WERE VERY EXCITED TO SEE US AND ONE OF THEM LOOKED UP TO ME AND 525 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,088 WERE VERY EXCITED TO SEE US AND ONE OF THEM LOOKED UP TO ME AND SAID, MR. JOHNSON, 526 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,190 ONE OF THEM LOOKED UP TO ME AND SAID, MR. JOHNSON, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WAY YOU 527 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,725 SAID, MR. JOHNSON, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WAY YOU LOOK. 528 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,693 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WAY YOU LOOK. >> Ellen: I WAS TRYING TO 529 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,761 LOOK. >> Ellen: I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW THEY PHRASED IT, IT 530 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:31,596 >> Ellen: I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW THEY PHRASED IT, IT WAS CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WAY 531 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:31,862 REMEMBER HOW THEY PHRASED IT, IT WAS CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WAY YOU LOOK. 532 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:35,633 WAS CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WAY YOU LOOK. THAT'S WONDERFUL. 533 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,603 YOU LOOK. THAT'S WONDERFUL. HANDSOME, TALENTED, YOU HAVE 534 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,938 THAT'S WONDERFUL. HANDSOME, TALENTED, YOU HAVE REALLY GOOD GENES, YOUR KIDS ARE 535 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:41,472 HANDSOME, TALENTED, YOU HAVE REALLY GOOD GENES, YOUR KIDS ARE ALL TALENTED. 536 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:41,739 REALLY GOOD GENES, YOUR KIDS ARE ALL TALENTED. OBVIOUSLY. 537 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:45,042 ALL TALENTED. OBVIOUSLY. AND NOW I HEAR YOUR SON IS LIKE 538 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:48,312 OBVIOUSLY. AND NOW I HEAR YOUR SON IS LIKE A REALLY GOOD BASKETBALL PLAYER. 539 00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:50,281 AND NOW I HEAR YOUR SON IS LIKE A REALLY GOOD BASKETBALL PLAYER. >> YES, HE IS GIFTED. 540 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,284 A REALLY GOOD BASKETBALL PLAYER. >> YES, HE IS GIFTED. HE IS THE ONE ON THE LEFT OVER 541 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:53,484 >> YES, HE IS GIFTED. HE IS THE ONE ON THE LEFT OVER THERE. 542 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,319 HE IS THE ONE ON THE LEFT OVER THERE. >> Ellen: ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE 543 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:56,487 THERE. >> Ellen: ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT SCREAM AT HIM FROM 544 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,188 >> Ellen: ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT SCREAM AT HIM FROM THE STANDS? 545 00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:00,925 PEOPLE THAT SCREAM AT HIM FROM THE STANDS? DO YOU GO TO THE GAMES AND YELL? 546 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:06,897 THE STANDS? DO YOU GO TO THE GAMES AND YELL? >> YEAH, WELL, I HAVE BEEN CURED 547 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,966 DO YOU GO TO THE GAMES AND YELL? >> YEAH, WELL, I HAVE BEEN CURED OF THAT, BECAUSE I USED TO BE 548 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,067 >> YEAH, WELL, I HAVE BEEN CURED OF THAT, BECAUSE I USED TO BE THAT DAD. 549 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,602 OF THAT, BECAUSE I USED TO BE THAT DAD. DON'T MOVE YOUR FEET, DEFENSE, 550 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,406 THAT DAD. DON'T MOVE YOUR FEET, DEFENSE, MOVE YOUR FEET. 551 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,142 DON'T MOVE YOUR FEET, DEFENSE, MOVE YOUR FEET. AND ONE TIME I WAS LIKE, JASPER, 552 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,077 MOVE YOUR FEET. AND ONE TIME I WAS LIKE, JASPER, JASPER AND HE TURNED TO ME AND 553 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:24,348 AND ONE TIME I WAS LIKE, JASPER, JASPER AND HE TURNED TO ME AND GOES WHAT! 554 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:24,782 JASPER AND HE TURNED TO ME AND GOES WHAT! >> Ellen: [LAUGHS] 555 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,251 GOES WHAT! >> Ellen: [LAUGHS] >> OKAY, I GUESS I SHOULD JUST 556 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:27,585 >> Ellen: [LAUGHS] >> OKAY, I GUESS I SHOULD JUST SHUT UP. 557 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:31,155 >> OKAY, I GUESS I SHOULD JUST SHUT UP. >> Ellen: THAT'S WHAT -- ANDY 558 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,057 SHUT UP. >> Ellen: THAT'S WHAT -- ANDY TALKS TO ME LIKE I AM NOT ON 559 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:33,691 >> Ellen: THAT'S WHAT -- ANDY TALKS TO ME LIKE I AM NOT ON TELEVISION. 560 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,159 TALKS TO ME LIKE I AM NOT ON TELEVISION. I WILL JUST KEEP TALKING AND HE 561 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,527 TELEVISION. I WILL JUST KEEP TALKING AND HE WILL SAY SOMETHING TO ME. 562 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,329 I WILL JUST KEEP TALKING AND HE WILL SAY SOMETHING TO ME. SO YOU ARE DOING YOGA WHICH DOES 563 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:39,430 WILL SAY SOMETHING TO ME. SO YOU ARE DOING YOGA WHICH DOES NOT SURPRISE ME, BECAUSE YOU ARE 564 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,732 SO YOU ARE DOING YOGA WHICH DOES NOT SURPRISE ME, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN GREAT SHAPE AND HE REALLY DO 565 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,000 NOT SURPRISE ME, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN GREAT SHAPE AND HE REALLY DO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, BUT 566 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:43,701 IN GREAT SHAPE AND HE REALLY DO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, BUT WHAT -- 567 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:44,602 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, BUT WHAT -- YOU HAVE SOMEBODY COME IN THE 568 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:45,603 WHAT -- YOU HAVE SOMEBODY COME IN THE HOUSE? 569 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:48,105 YOU HAVE SOMEBODY COME IN THE HOUSE? HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT? 570 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:52,443 HOUSE? HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT? >> WITH KELLY, MY WIFE KELLY, 571 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,145 HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT? >> WITH KELLY, MY WIFE KELLY, YOU KNOW KELLY, SHE HAS BEEN 572 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:54,945 >> WITH KELLY, MY WIFE KELLY, YOU KNOW KELLY, SHE HAS BEEN DOING -- 573 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:56,414 YOU KNOW KELLY, SHE HAS BEEN DOING -- WHEN THE PANDEMIC STARTED, WE 574 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,216 DOING -- WHEN THE PANDEMIC STARTED, WE MADE A VOW TO EACH OTHER THAT WE 575 00:21:59,218 --> 00:21:59,884 WHEN THE PANDEMIC STARTED, WE MADE A VOW TO EACH OTHER THAT WE WOULD DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR 576 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,819 MADE A VOW TO EACH OTHER THAT WE WOULD DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR OURSELVES EVERY DAY. 577 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,921 WOULD DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR OURSELVES EVERY DAY. AND SO STARTED MEDITATING IN 578 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:04,455 OURSELVES EVERY DAY. AND SO STARTED MEDITATING IN EARNEST EVERY DAY. 579 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:08,225 AND SO STARTED MEDITATING IN EARNEST EVERY DAY. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PRACTITIONER, 580 00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,361 EARNEST EVERY DAY. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PRACTITIONER, BUT DOING IT EVERY DAY IS -- 581 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:13,864 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PRACTITIONER, BUT DOING IT EVERY DAY IS -- HAS SOME EXTRAORDINARY BENEFITS 582 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,099 BUT DOING IT EVERY DAY IS -- HAS SOME EXTRAORDINARY BENEFITS THAT I HAVE REAPED OVER THE 583 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,701 HAS SOME EXTRAORDINARY BENEFITS THAT I HAVE REAPED OVER THE COURSE OF THE PAST YEAR. 584 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,169 THAT I HAVE REAPED OVER THE COURSE OF THE PAST YEAR. AND SHE STARTED DOING YOGA. 585 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:22,673 COURSE OF THE PAST YEAR. AND SHE STARTED DOING YOGA. AND A FEW MONTHS INTO IT I SAW 586 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,176 AND SHE STARTED DOING YOGA. AND A FEW MONTHS INTO IT I SAW HOW AMAZING HER BODY WAS LOOKING 587 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:28,012 AND A FEW MONTHS INTO IT I SAW HOW AMAZING HER BODY WAS LOOKING AND I SAID, MAYBE I SHOULD GET 588 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:28,312 HOW AMAZING HER BODY WAS LOOKING AND I SAID, MAYBE I SHOULD GET IN ON THIS. 589 00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:33,150 AND I SAID, MAYBE I SHOULD GET IN ON THIS. AND AT FIRST I JOINED HER CLASS, 590 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,251 IN ON THIS. AND AT FIRST I JOINED HER CLASS, WHICH WAS ALL WOMEN, AND I DID 591 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:37,121 AND AT FIRST I JOINED HER CLASS, WHICH WAS ALL WOMEN, AND I DID NOT WANT TO BE ON CAMERA, BUT 592 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,056 WHICH WAS ALL WOMEN, AND I DID NOT WANT TO BE ON CAMERA, BUT AFTER I GOT PRETTY GOOD AT IT I 593 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:41,492 NOT WANT TO BE ON CAMERA, BUT AFTER I GOT PRETTY GOOD AT IT I SAID, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND 594 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,894 AFTER I GOT PRETTY GOOD AT IT I SAID, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND INCLUDE ME. 595 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:44,161 SAID, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND INCLUDE ME. [LAUGHTER] 596 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,963 INCLUDE ME. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: SO YOU ARE GOOD AT 597 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:46,297 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: SO YOU ARE GOOD AT IT? 598 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:46,897 >> Ellen: SO YOU ARE GOOD AT IT? >> I HAVE GOTTEN PRETTY DARN 599 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:51,302 IT? >> I HAVE GOTTEN PRETTY DARN GOOD AT IT. 600 00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,070 >> I HAVE GOTTEN PRETTY DARN GOOD AT IT. BUT I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO 601 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,505 GOOD AT IT. BUT I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO MAKE A CAREER OUT OF IT. 602 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:58,008 BUT I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO MAKE A CAREER OUT OF IT. I'M NOT A BONA FIDE YOGI. 603 00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,211 MAKE A CAREER OUT OF IT. I'M NOT A BONA FIDE YOGI. >> Ellen: ARE YOU FLEXIBLE? 604 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,212 I'M NOT A BONA FIDE YOGI. >> Ellen: ARE YOU FLEXIBLE? >> AMAZINGLY SO. 605 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,513 >> Ellen: ARE YOU FLEXIBLE? >> AMAZINGLY SO. >> Ellen: THAT HELPS THAT YOU 606 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:03,347 >> AMAZINGLY SO. >> Ellen: THAT HELPS THAT YOU ARE FLEXIBLE. 607 00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,882 >> Ellen: THAT HELPS THAT YOU ARE FLEXIBLE. I'M GOING TO START DOING YOGA I 608 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,550 ARE FLEXIBLE. I'M GOING TO START DOING YOGA I DECIDED NOT TO LONG AGO, AND I 609 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,819 I'M GOING TO START DOING YOGA I DECIDED NOT TO LONG AGO, AND I HAVEN'T YET, BUT I WILL. 610 00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:11,122 DECIDED NOT TO LONG AGO, AND I HAVEN'T YET, BUT I WILL. I DECIDED THAT I WILL. 611 00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:11,522 HAVEN'T YET, BUT I WILL. I DECIDED THAT I WILL. [LAUGHTER] 612 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,457 I DECIDED THAT I WILL. [LAUGHTER] >> THAT'S A GOOD FIRST STEP. 613 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:14,759 [LAUGHTER] >> THAT'S A GOOD FIRST STEP. >> Ellen: EXACTLY. 614 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:15,159 >> THAT'S A GOOD FIRST STEP. >> Ellen: EXACTLY. IT JUST DECIDING. 615 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,761 >> Ellen: EXACTLY. IT JUST DECIDING. AND THEN THE NEXT THING IS I 616 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,462 IT JUST DECIDING. AND THEN THE NEXT THING IS I WILL DO IT. 617 00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:18,729 AND THEN THE NEXT THING IS I WILL DO IT. [LAUGHTER] 618 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,897 WILL DO IT. [LAUGHTER] ALL RIGHT, WE ARE TAKING A BREAK 619 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,065 [LAUGHTER] ALL RIGHT, WE ARE TAKING A BREAK AND WE WILL BE BACK AND TALK 620 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,833 ALL RIGHT, WE ARE TAKING A BREAK AND WE WILL BE BACK AND TALK SOME MORE. 621 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:23,200 AND WE WILL BE BACK AND TALK SOME MORE. WE WILL BE BACK. 622 00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:23,667 SOME MORE. WE WILL BE BACK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 623 00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:37,081 WE WILL BE BACK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 624 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:37,982 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ HI, OSCAR. 625 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:40,084 ♪ ♪ HI, OSCAR. YOU ARE AN AMAZING GUY, I KNOW 626 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,385 HI, OSCAR. YOU ARE AN AMAZING GUY, I KNOW THAT YOU USED YOUR RENTED TO 627 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,421 YOU ARE AN AMAZING GUY, I KNOW THAT YOU USED YOUR RENTED TO KEEP THAT OPEN AND WE WANT TO 628 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:53,831 THAT YOU USED YOUR RENTED TO KEEP THAT OPEN AND WE WANT TO HELP. 629 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,065 KEEP THAT OPEN AND WE WANT TO HELP. >> DON'T BE TOO JUDGMENTAL. 630 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:57,368 HELP. >> DON'T BE TOO JUDGMENTAL. >> OH, PLEASE, I'M SURE I HAVE 631 00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:59,136 >> DON'T BE TOO JUDGMENTAL. >> OH, PLEASE, I'M SURE I HAVE SEEN WORSE. 632 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,504 >> OH, PLEASE, I'M SURE I HAVE SEEN WORSE. THAT THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. 633 00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:01,038 SEEN WORSE. THAT THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. >> THANK YOU. 634 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,907 THAT THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. >> THANK YOU. >> I AM SO SORRY THAT I EVER 635 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:04,074 >> THANK YOU. >> I AM SO SORRY THAT I EVER MADE FUN OF YOU. 636 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:05,876 >> I AM SO SORRY THAT I EVER MADE FUN OF YOU. >> DON'T LOOK AT MY FEET. 637 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,678 MADE FUN OF YOU. >> DON'T LOOK AT MY FEET. THERE COULD BE BARNACLES ON 638 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:07,945 >> DON'T LOOK AT MY FEET. THERE COULD BE BARNACLES ON THEM. 639 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,047 THERE COULD BE BARNACLES ON THEM. >> THEY ARE STUNNING. 640 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,183 THEM. >> THEY ARE STUNNING. >> REALLY? 641 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:12,483 >> THEY ARE STUNNING. >> REALLY? >> STUNNING. 642 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,951 >> REALLY? >> STUNNING. >> THEY LOOK NEW, DO YOU EVEN 643 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,320 >> STUNNING. >> THEY LOOK NEW, DO YOU EVEN WALK THOSE THINGS? 644 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:19,757 >> THEY LOOK NEW, DO YOU EVEN WALK THOSE THINGS? >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH 645 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,625 WALK THOSE THINGS? >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH DON JOHNSON FROM HIS NEW SHOW 646 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,960 >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH DON JOHNSON FROM HIS NEW SHOW "KENAN," THIS IS YOUR VERY FIRST 647 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,161 DON JOHNSON FROM HIS NEW SHOW "KENAN," THIS IS YOUR VERY FIRST SITCOM WHICH I AM SURPRISED 648 00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:24,829 "KENAN," THIS IS YOUR VERY FIRST SITCOM WHICH I AM SURPRISED ABOUT, BUT I AM GLAD YOU ARE 649 00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:26,597 SITCOM WHICH I AM SURPRISED ABOUT, BUT I AM GLAD YOU ARE DOING IT. 650 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:29,867 ABOUT, BUT I AM GLAD YOU ARE DOING IT. TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THE SHOW. 651 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:33,037 DOING IT. TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THE SHOW. >> WELL, THE MARKETING LINE IS 652 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:35,539 TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THE SHOW. >> WELL, THE MARKETING LINE IS IT TAKES THREE MEN TO RAISE TWO 653 00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:38,175 >> WELL, THE MARKETING LINE IS IT TAKES THREE MEN TO RAISE TWO CHILDREN, THOSE TWO LITTLE 654 00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:40,277 IT TAKES THREE MEN TO RAISE TWO CHILDREN, THOSE TWO LITTLE GIRLS, I PLAY THEIR MATERNAL 655 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:43,547 CHILDREN, THOSE TWO LITTLE GIRLS, I PLAY THEIR MATERNAL GRANDFATHER AND KEENAN IS THEIR 656 00:24:43,549 --> 00:24:45,649 GIRLS, I PLAY THEIR MATERNAL GRANDFATHER AND KEENAN IS THEIR FATHER AND THEN CHRIS READ PLAYS 657 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:51,655 GRANDFATHER AND KEENAN IS THEIR FATHER AND THEN CHRIS READ PLAYS HIS BROTHER AND MANAGER, AND S3 658 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,624 FATHER AND THEN CHRIS READ PLAYS HIS BROTHER AND MANAGER, AND S3 WACKOS ARE CHARGED WITH TAKING 659 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,259 HIS BROTHER AND MANAGER, AND S3 WACKOS ARE CHARGED WITH TAKING CARE OF THOSE TWO GORGEOUS 660 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:56,727 WACKOS ARE CHARGED WITH TAKING CARE OF THOSE TWO GORGEOUS LITTLE GIRLS WHO ARE SO FUNNY 661 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:59,964 CARE OF THOSE TWO GORGEOUS LITTLE GIRLS WHO ARE SO FUNNY AND SO FULL OF LOVE AND SO FULL 662 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:01,031 LITTLE GIRLS WHO ARE SO FUNNY AND SO FULL OF LOVE AND SO FULL OF ENERGY THAT YOU COME IN AND 663 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:02,733 AND SO FULL OF LOVE AND SO FULL OF ENERGY THAT YOU COME IN AND THE MORNING AND YOU JUST GO, NO 664 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:03,634 OF ENERGY THAT YOU COME IN AND THE MORNING AND YOU JUST GO, NO MATTER WHAT CONDITION YOU ARE 665 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,302 THE MORNING AND YOU JUST GO, NO MATTER WHAT CONDITION YOU ARE AND YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THEM AND 666 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:09,507 MATTER WHAT CONDITION YOU ARE AND YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THEM AND YOU ARE GOING, OH, LIFE IS JUST 667 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:09,707 AND YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THEM AND YOU ARE GOING, OH, LIFE IS JUST GREAT. 668 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:10,474 YOU ARE GOING, OH, LIFE IS JUST GREAT. AND I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT 669 00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:13,177 GREAT. AND I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT ANY OF THAT CRAZY STUFF OF WHAT 670 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:13,711 AND I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT ANY OF THAT CRAZY STUFF OF WHAT IS GOING ON. 671 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:16,447 ANY OF THAT CRAZY STUFF OF WHAT IS GOING ON. AND WE ARE HAVING A LOT OF FUN. 672 00:25:16,449 --> 00:25:18,849 IS GOING ON. AND WE ARE HAVING A LOT OF FUN. >> Ellen: YOU ARE WEARING SOME 673 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:19,650 AND WE ARE HAVING A LOT OF FUN. >> Ellen: YOU ARE WEARING SOME VERY BRIGHT COLORS! 674 00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:22,486 >> Ellen: YOU ARE WEARING SOME VERY BRIGHT COLORS! >> OH, YEAH. 675 00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:26,657 VERY BRIGHT COLORS! >> OH, YEAH. YEAH, YOU KNOW, MY CHARACTER IS 676 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:29,827 >> OH, YEAH. YEAH, YOU KNOW, MY CHARACTER IS A HORN PLAYER. 677 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,161 YEAH, YOU KNOW, MY CHARACTER IS A HORN PLAYER. HE TRAVELED IN BANDS AND TOWARD 678 00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:33,998 A HORN PLAYER. HE TRAVELED IN BANDS AND TOWARD AND BANDS AND STUFF LIKE THAT, 679 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,733 HE TRAVELED IN BANDS AND TOWARD AND BANDS AND STUFF LIKE THAT, AND I HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE IN 680 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:35,933 AND BANDS AND STUFF LIKE THAT, AND I HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE IN THAT. 681 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:36,934 AND I HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE IN THAT. AND I HAVE NOTICED OVER THE 682 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:39,370 THAT. AND I HAVE NOTICED OVER THE YEARS THAT HORN PLAYERS ARE 683 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:41,839 AND I HAVE NOTICED OVER THE YEARS THAT HORN PLAYERS ARE COLORFUL PEOPLE AND WHERE 684 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:42,206 YEARS THAT HORN PLAYERS ARE COLORFUL PEOPLE AND WHERE COLORFUL CLOSE. 685 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:45,276 COLORFUL PEOPLE AND WHERE COLORFUL CLOSE. SOMETIMES THINGS THAT DON'T 686 00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:46,544 COLORFUL CLOSE. SOMETIMES THINGS THAT DON'T MATCH, POLKA DOTS WITH CHECKERS 687 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,012 SOMETIMES THINGS THAT DON'T MATCH, POLKA DOTS WITH CHECKERS AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 688 00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:49,146 MATCH, POLKA DOTS WITH CHECKERS AND THINGS LIKE THAT. AND SO I ADOPTED THIS SORT OF 689 00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:53,250 AND THINGS LIKE THAT. AND SO I ADOPTED THIS SORT OF STREET FASHION THING, AND THE 690 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,352 AND SO I ADOPTED THIS SORT OF STREET FASHION THING, AND THE BENEFIT OF ITS IS THAT I WEAR 691 00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:59,223 STREET FASHION THING, AND THE BENEFIT OF ITS IS THAT I WEAR SWEATPANTS THE WHOLE TIME. 692 00:25:59,225 --> 00:25:59,490 BENEFIT OF ITS IS THAT I WEAR SWEATPANTS THE WHOLE TIME. [LAUGHTER] 693 00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:00,524 SWEATPANTS THE WHOLE TIME. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: THAT'S A GOOD CHOICE 694 00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:01,592 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: THAT'S A GOOD CHOICE AND A REALLY GOOD CHOICE WHEN 695 00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:03,494 >> Ellen: THAT'S A GOOD CHOICE AND A REALLY GOOD CHOICE WHEN YOU ARE WORKING THAT YOU ARE 696 00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:04,028 AND A REALLY GOOD CHOICE WHEN YOU ARE WORKING THAT YOU ARE WEARING SWEATPANTS. 697 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,629 YOU ARE WORKING THAT YOU ARE WEARING SWEATPANTS. IT'S SMART. 698 00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:06,964 WEARING SWEATPANTS. IT'S SMART. YOU'RE WORKING ON SOMETHING 699 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:07,965 IT'S SMART. YOU'RE WORKING ON SOMETHING RIGHT NOW THAT FANS WILL BE 700 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:08,599 YOU'RE WORKING ON SOMETHING RIGHT NOW THAT FANS WILL BE EXCITED ABOUT. 701 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:12,202 RIGHT NOW THAT FANS WILL BE EXCITED ABOUT. TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU'RE DOI 702 00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:12,403 EXCITED ABOUT. TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU'RE DOI DOING. 703 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:16,073 TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU'RE DOI DOING. >> WE ARE IN HEAVY PREP FOR A 704 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:21,545 DOING. >> WE ARE IN HEAVY PREP FOR A REBOOT OF "NASH BRIDGES." 705 00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:21,812 >> WE ARE IN HEAVY PREP FOR A REBOOT OF "NASH BRIDGES." THANK YOU! 706 00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:25,149 REBOOT OF "NASH BRIDGES." THANK YOU! SO WE FIND NASH SOME YEARS LATER 707 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,585 THANK YOU! SO WE FIND NASH SOME YEARS LATER AND GOING TO COME BACK AND JOIN 708 00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:28,052 SO WE FIND NASH SOME YEARS LATER AND GOING TO COME BACK AND JOIN ME AND JEFF. 709 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:31,956 AND GOING TO COME BACK AND JOIN ME AND JEFF. THE GENTLEMAN ON THE RIGHT, AND 710 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:35,392 ME AND JEFF. THE GENTLEMAN ON THE RIGHT, AND WE HAVE A PRETTY EXCITING SHOW 711 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:35,893 THE GENTLEMAN ON THE RIGHT, AND WE HAVE A PRETTY EXCITING SHOW THAT WE ARE PREPPING IN 712 00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:39,597 WE HAVE A PRETTY EXCITING SHOW THAT WE ARE PREPPING IN SAN FRANCISCO RIGHT NOW. 713 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,031 THAT WE ARE PREPPING IN SAN FRANCISCO RIGHT NOW. >> Ellen: THAT'S AMAZING, DON. 714 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,000 SAN FRANCISCO RIGHT NOW. >> Ellen: THAT'S AMAZING, DON. IT'S A SHAME YOU CAN'T FIND 715 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:45,402 >> Ellen: THAT'S AMAZING, DON. IT'S A SHAME YOU CAN'T FIND WORK, BECAUSE AFTER 50 YEARS, 716 00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:46,937 IT'S A SHAME YOU CAN'T FIND WORK, BECAUSE AFTER 50 YEARS, JUST REALLY NOT A YEAR GOES BY 717 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,039 WORK, BECAUSE AFTER 50 YEARS, JUST REALLY NOT A YEAR GOES BY THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A PROJECT. 718 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:49,406 JUST REALLY NOT A YEAR GOES BY THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A PROJECT. IT'S AMAZING. 719 00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:52,676 THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A PROJECT. IT'S AMAZING. SO GOOD FOR YOU! 720 00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:54,712 IT'S AMAZING. SO GOOD FOR YOU! >> I'M JUST STRUGGLING ALONG 721 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:55,813 SO GOOD FOR YOU! >> I'M JUST STRUGGLING ALONG HERE. 722 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:56,614 >> I'M JUST STRUGGLING ALONG HERE. >> Ellen: CONGRATULATIONS ON 723 00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:59,750 HERE. >> Ellen: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WAY YOU LOOK. 724 00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:01,819 >> Ellen: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WAY YOU LOOK. [LAUGHTER] 725 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,253 THE WAY YOU LOOK. [LAUGHTER] "KENAN" AIRS TUESDAYS AT 8:30. 726 00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:05,022 [LAUGHTER] "KENAN" AIRS TUESDAYS AT 8:30. I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON, MY LOVE 727 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:05,289 "KENAN" AIRS TUESDAYS AT 8:30. I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON, MY LOVE TO KELLY. 728 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:10,361 I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON, MY LOVE TO KELLY. >> INC. YOU SO MUCH, LOVE YOU. 729 00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:12,796 TO KELLY. >> INC. YOU SO MUCH, LOVE YOU. >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, WE'LL 730 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:13,130 >> INC. YOU SO MUCH, LOVE YOU. >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, WE'LL WE'LL BE BACK! 731 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:13,597 >> Ellen: ALL RIGHT, WE'LL WE'LL BE BACK! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 732 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,833 WE'LL BE BACK! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 733 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:17,167 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> ONCE THE CAR WAS COMING 734 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:18,602 ♪ ♪ >> ONCE THE CAR WAS COMING TOWARDS ME AND I WAS LIKE IN MY 735 00:27:18,604 --> 00:27:19,770 >> ONCE THE CAR WAS COMING TOWARDS ME AND I WAS LIKE IN MY GOING TO GET HIT? 736 00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:20,404 TOWARDS ME AND I WAS LIKE IN MY GOING TO GET HIT? AND IT STOPPED JUST SHORT OF ME 737 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:23,874 GOING TO GET HIT? AND IT STOPPED JUST SHORT OF ME AND THE MAN LEANED DOWN AND WENT 738 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:26,243 AND IT STOPPED JUST SHORT OF ME AND THE MAN LEANED DOWN AND WENT ALMOST NAILED IT! 739 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:27,344 AND THE MAN LEANED DOWN AND WENT ALMOST NAILED IT! >> Ellen: OH, MY GOD. 740 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:27,811 ALMOST NAILED IT! >> Ellen: OH, MY GOD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 741 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:30,547 >> Ellen: OH, MY GOD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ YEAH. 742 00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:31,448 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ YEAH. >> Ellen: MAYBE YOU SHOULD 743 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:32,383 ♪ ♪ YEAH. >> Ellen: MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL US ABOUT THIS NEW PROGRAM 744 00:27:32,385 --> 00:27:34,718 >> Ellen: MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL US ABOUT THIS NEW PROGRAM YOU'RE ON. 745 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:39,089 TELL US ABOUT THIS NEW PROGRAM YOU'RE ON. >> Announcer: FROM "THE 746 00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:39,657 YOU'RE ON. >> Announcer: FROM "THE MIGHTY DUCKS" LAUREN GRAHAM, 747 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:40,057 >> Announcer: FROM "THE MIGHTY DUCKS" LAUREN GRAHAM, NEXT NEW "ELLEN." 748 00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:43,527 MIGHTY DUCKS" LAUREN GRAHAM, NEXT NEW "ELLEN." [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 749 00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:43,861 NEXT NEW "ELLEN." [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 750 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:45,212 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 751 00:27:45,214 --> 00:27:50,851 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE HOST OF "NAILED IT" AND TO 752 00:27:50,853 --> 00:27:52,720 >> Ellen: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE HOST OF "NAILED IT" AND TO THE NEW TV SHOW "WIPEOUT." 753 00:27:52,722 --> 00:27:54,471 THE HOST OF "NAILED IT" AND TO THE NEW TV SHOW "WIPEOUT." >> INFLUENCES LIKE ME. 754 00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:58,108 THE NEW TV SHOW "WIPEOUT." >> INFLUENCES LIKE ME. HOW ARE ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS 755 00:27:58,110 --> 00:27:58,392 >> INFLUENCES LIKE ME. HOW ARE ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS DOING TODAY? 756 00:27:58,394 --> 00:27:59,143 HOW ARE ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS DOING TODAY? >> JUST POSTING. 757 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:02,229 DOING TODAY? >> JUST POSTING. BY MYSELF. 758 00:28:02,231 --> 00:28:04,148 >> JUST POSTING. BY MYSELF. >> GET OUT OF HERE. 759 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:06,066 BY MYSELF. >> GET OUT OF HERE. >> WE HAVE THE DOPE US TO 760 00:28:06,068 --> 00:28:07,851 >> GET OUT OF HERE. >> WE HAVE THE DOPE US TO COLLAPSE WITH OTHER INFLUENCERS 761 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:08,736 >> WE HAVE THE DOPE US TO COLLAPSE WITH OTHER INFLUENCERS LIKE JENNA HERE. 762 00:28:08,738 --> 00:28:11,572 COLLAPSE WITH OTHER INFLUENCERS LIKE JENNA HERE. AND A TRAVEL BLOG HAS BEEN 763 00:28:11,574 --> 00:28:12,122 LIKE JENNA HERE. AND A TRAVEL BLOG HAS BEEN INSANE! 764 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:13,540 AND A TRAVEL BLOG HAS BEEN INSANE! COMING FOR THE BIG TRIP, STAY 765 00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:16,193 INSANE! COMING FOR THE BIG TRIP, STAY FOR THE BEAUTY TIP! 766 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:19,463 COMING FOR THE BIG TRIP, STAY FOR THE BEAUTY TIP! BE SURE YOU HIT THAT RIDE BUTTON 767 00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:23,534 FOR THE BEAUTY TIP! BE SURE YOU HIT THAT RIDE BUTTON BEFORE IT HITS YOU. 768 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:24,068 BE SURE YOU HIT THAT RIDE BUTTON BEFORE IT HITS YOU. [LAUGHTER] 769 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:27,838 BEFORE IT HITS YOU. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: PLEASE WELCOME 770 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,138 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: PLEASE WELCOME NICOLE BYER! 771 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:31,542 >> Ellen: PLEASE WELCOME NICOLE BYER! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 772 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:45,723 NICOLE BYER! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 773 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:49,993 THANKS FOR BEING HERE. >> NO PROBLEM. >> Ellen: YOU ARE HERE AND OUT 774 00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:52,496 >> NO PROBLEM. >> Ellen: YOU ARE HERE AND OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, ARE YOU HAPPY? 775 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:53,697 >> Ellen: YOU ARE HERE AND OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, ARE YOU HAPPY? >> I'M SO HAPPY. 776 00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:56,667 OF YOUR HOUSE, ARE YOU HAPPY? >> I'M SO HAPPY. I LOVE BEING OUT OF MY HOUSE! 777 00:28:56,669 --> 00:28:57,134 >> I'M SO HAPPY. I LOVE BEING OUT OF MY HOUSE! [LAUGHTER] 778 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:59,002 I LOVE BEING OUT OF MY HOUSE! [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: WE CAN'T HUG, BUT I 779 00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:00,571 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: WE CAN'T HUG, BUT I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AND I 780 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,139 >> Ellen: WE CAN'T HUG, BUT I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AND I LOVE THAT DRESS. 781 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:04,341 AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AND I LOVE THAT DRESS. >> ISN'T IT STUNNING? 782 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:05,642 LOVE THAT DRESS. >> ISN'T IT STUNNING? >> Ellen: SHOULD YOU SAY WHO 783 00:29:05,644 --> 00:29:07,077 >> ISN'T IT STUNNING? >> Ellen: SHOULD YOU SAY WHO IT IS? 784 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:07,444 >> Ellen: SHOULD YOU SAY WHO IT IS? YOU DON'T KNOW. 785 00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,913 IT IS? YOU DON'T KNOW. >> YOU KNOW -- 786 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:10,147 YOU DON'T KNOW. >> YOU KNOW -- I DON'T. 787 00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:12,549 >> YOU KNOW -- I DON'T. >> Ellen: WE WILL FIND OUT. 788 00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:14,718 I DON'T. >> Ellen: WE WILL FIND OUT. >> WHEN I POST ON INSTAGRAM, I 789 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,987 >> Ellen: WE WILL FIND OUT. >> WHEN I POST ON INSTAGRAM, I WILL REDEEM MYSELF. 790 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:19,890 >> WHEN I POST ON INSTAGRAM, I WILL REDEEM MYSELF. >> Ellen: YOU ARE THE HOST OF 791 00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:21,091 WILL REDEEM MYSELF. >> Ellen: YOU ARE THE HOST OF "NAILED IT." 792 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,526 >> Ellen: YOU ARE THE HOST OF "NAILED IT." I ASSUME THAT DAILY THEY SAY IT 793 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:23,494 "NAILED IT." I ASSUME THAT DAILY THEY SAY IT TO YOU. 794 00:29:23,496 --> 00:29:24,428 I ASSUME THAT DAILY THEY SAY IT TO YOU. IT'S BECAUSE THEY LOVE SCREAMING 795 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,997 TO YOU. IT'S BECAUSE THEY LOVE SCREAMING AT ME, WHICH IS LIKE NICE THAT 796 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,565 IT'S BECAUSE THEY LOVE SCREAMING AT ME, WHICH IS LIKE NICE THAT THEY LIKE IT, BUT COME ON, 797 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:30,934 AT ME, WHICH IS LIKE NICE THAT THEY LIKE IT, BUT COME ON, PLEASE STOP IT! 798 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:31,735 THEY LIKE IT, BUT COME ON, PLEASE STOP IT! ONCE A CAR WAS COMING TOWARDS ME 799 00:29:31,737 --> 00:29:33,804 PLEASE STOP IT! ONCE A CAR WAS COMING TOWARDS ME AND I WAS LIKE AT MY GOING TO 800 00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:35,305 ONCE A CAR WAS COMING TOWARDS ME AND I WAS LIKE AT MY GOING TO GET HIT? 801 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,508 AND I WAS LIKE AT MY GOING TO GET HIT? AND IT STOPPED IN FRONT OF ME 802 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:40,244 GET HIT? AND IT STOPPED IN FRONT OF ME AND TO THE MAN WHO ALMOST HIT ME 803 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:42,312 AND IT STOPPED IN FRONT OF ME AND TO THE MAN WHO ALMOST HIT ME WENT ALMOST NAILED IT! 804 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,515 AND TO THE MAN WHO ALMOST HIT ME WENT ALMOST NAILED IT! I WAS LIKE THAT'S TERRIFYING! 805 00:29:44,517 --> 00:29:45,616 WENT ALMOST NAILED IT! I WAS LIKE THAT'S TERRIFYING! AND THE MY DOCTOR, I DID SURGERY 806 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,151 I WAS LIKE THAT'S TERRIFYING! AND THE MY DOCTOR, I DID SURGERY ON MY ANKLE BECAUSE I FELL DOWN 807 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:49,253 AND THE MY DOCTOR, I DID SURGERY ON MY ANKLE BECAUSE I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND MY FOOT WAS ON 808 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:49,520 ON MY ANKLE BECAUSE I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND MY FOOT WAS ON BACKWARDS. 809 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:51,688 THE STAIRS AND MY FOOT WAS ON BACKWARDS. IT SO I HAD SURGERY AND MY 810 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:52,623 BACKWARDS. IT SO I HAD SURGERY AND MY DOCTOR PUT SCREWS IN IT. 811 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:55,492 IT SO I HAD SURGERY AND MY DOCTOR PUT SCREWS IN IT. WHEN I SAW HIM WHEN I WOKE UP A 812 00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:56,126 DOCTOR PUT SCREWS IN IT. WHEN I SAW HIM WHEN I WOKE UP A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER, HE WAS 813 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,361 WHEN I SAW HIM WHEN I WOKE UP A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER, HE WAS LIKE NAILED IT. 814 00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:59,863 COUPLE OF HOURS LATER, HE WAS LIKE NAILED IT. AND I WAS LIKE NOTHING COULD BE 815 00:29:59,865 --> 00:30:00,764 LIKE NAILED IT. AND I WAS LIKE NOTHING COULD BE WORSE. 816 00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,332 AND I WAS LIKE NOTHING COULD BE WORSE. >> Ellen: THERE WILL BE THE 817 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:03,133 WORSE. >> Ellen: THERE WILL BE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, 818 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:03,500 >> Ellen: THERE WILL BE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, UNFORTUNATELY. 819 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,435 REST OF YOUR LIFE, UNFORTUNATELY. >> IT'S OKAY, YEP. 820 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,070 UNFORTUNATELY. >> IT'S OKAY, YEP. >> Ellen: I'M GLAD THAT YOU 821 00:30:07,072 --> 00:30:08,172 >> IT'S OKAY, YEP. >> Ellen: I'M GLAD THAT YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR BOOT, IT'S GOOD 822 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:09,773 >> Ellen: I'M GLAD THAT YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR BOOT, IT'S GOOD THAT YOU ARE WALKING. 823 00:30:09,775 --> 00:30:11,775 ARE OUT OF YOUR BOOT, IT'S GOOD THAT YOU ARE WALKING. SO BECAUSE OF THE SHOW NOW YOU 824 00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:14,044 THAT YOU ARE WALKING. SO BECAUSE OF THE SHOW NOW YOU HAVE LOTS OF KIDS THAT ARE YOUR 825 00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:14,244 SO BECAUSE OF THE SHOW NOW YOU HAVE LOTS OF KIDS THAT ARE YOUR FANS. 826 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:18,916 HAVE LOTS OF KIDS THAT ARE YOUR FANS. >> YEAH, "WIPEOUT," NAILED IT, I 827 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:22,052 FANS. >> YEAH, "WIPEOUT," NAILED IT, I GUESS I AM A KID'S HOST, BUT MY 828 00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:24,588 >> YEAH, "WIPEOUT," NAILED IT, I GUESS I AM A KID'S HOST, BUT MY STAND-UP IS NOT REALLY KID 829 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:25,589 GUESS I AM A KID'S HOST, BUT MY STAND-UP IS NOT REALLY KID FRIENDLY OR DAYTIME FRIENDLY 830 00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:25,823 STAND-UP IS NOT REALLY KID FRIENDLY OR DAYTIME FRIENDLY EITHER. 831 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:26,256 FRIENDLY OR DAYTIME FRIENDLY EITHER. [LAUGHTER] 832 00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:29,326 EITHER. [LAUGHTER] BUT PEOPLE ASKED ME TO HOST THE 833 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,694 [LAUGHTER] BUT PEOPLE ASKED ME TO HOST THE THEMED PARTIES AND I'M LIKE I 834 00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:34,398 BUT PEOPLE ASKED ME TO HOST THE THEMED PARTIES AND I'M LIKE I WILL DO IT, FOR A PRICE, 835 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:34,731 THEMED PARTIES AND I'M LIKE I WILL DO IT, FOR A PRICE, $1 MILLION. 836 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:35,065 WILL DO IT, FOR A PRICE, $1 MILLION. OKAY! 837 00:30:35,067 --> 00:30:38,435 $1 MILLION. OKAY! AND EVERYTHING IS ALL A CART. 838 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:41,738 OKAY! AND EVERYTHING IS ALL A CART. IF YOU WANT A HUG, THAT'S MORE. 839 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:43,707 AND EVERYTHING IS ALL A CART. IF YOU WANT A HUG, THAT'S MORE. IF YOU WANT THE FULL THING ME 840 00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:44,041 IF YOU WANT A HUG, THAT'S MORE. IF YOU WANT THE FULL THING ME DRESSING UP -- 841 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:46,643 IF YOU WANT THE FULL THING ME DRESSING UP -- THAT'S MORE. 842 00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:48,846 DRESSING UP -- THAT'S MORE. >> Ellen: HOW MANY HAVE YOU 843 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,948 THAT'S MORE. >> Ellen: HOW MANY HAVE YOU BOOKED? 844 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:51,248 >> Ellen: HOW MANY HAVE YOU BOOKED? >> NONE. 845 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:53,450 BOOKED? >> NONE. I THINK IT'S A LITTLE TOO 846 00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:53,717 >> NONE. I THINK IT'S A LITTLE TOO EXPENSIVE. 847 00:30:53,719 --> 00:30:56,053 I THINK IT'S A LITTLE TOO EXPENSIVE. >> Ellen: WHEN YOU SAY STAND 848 00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:57,187 EXPENSIVE. >> Ellen: WHEN YOU SAY STAND UP, YOU MUST, ESPECIALLY PEOPLE 849 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,689 >> Ellen: WHEN YOU SAY STAND UP, YOU MUST, ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO DO STAND UP HAD TO GET SHUT 850 00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:00,224 UP, YOU MUST, ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO DO STAND UP HAD TO GET SHUT DOWN FOR A YEAR, BUT YOU ARE 851 00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:02,526 WHO DO STAND UP HAD TO GET SHUT DOWN FOR A YEAR, BUT YOU ARE DOING IT AGAIN, RIGHT? 852 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:05,896 DOWN FOR A YEAR, BUT YOU ARE DOING IT AGAIN, RIGHT? >> YES, SHE IS BACK AT IT, DOING 853 00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:06,697 DOING IT AGAIN, RIGHT? >> YES, SHE IS BACK AT IT, DOING OUTDOOR SHOWS. 854 00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:08,198 >> YES, SHE IS BACK AT IT, DOING OUTDOOR SHOWS. MY FIRST SHOW BACK I WAS IN THE 855 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,833 OUTDOOR SHOWS. MY FIRST SHOW BACK I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS JOKE THAT IS A 856 00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:10,300 MY FIRST SHOW BACK I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS JOKE THAT IS A YEAR OLD. 857 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:11,802 MIDDLE OF THIS JOKE THAT IS A YEAR OLD. YOU TELL IT FOR A YEAR AND YOU 858 00:31:11,804 --> 00:31:12,135 YEAR OLD. YOU TELL IT FOR A YEAR AND YOU KNOW IT. 859 00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:16,907 YOU TELL IT FOR A YEAR AND YOU KNOW IT. MIDWAY THROUGH I WAS LIKE WHAT'S 860 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:17,441 KNOW IT. MIDWAY THROUGH I WAS LIKE WHAT'S NEXT? 861 00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:19,276 MIDWAY THROUGH I WAS LIKE WHAT'S NEXT? SO THEN I OPEN MY JOKE NOTEBOOK 862 00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:21,044 NEXT? SO THEN I OPEN MY JOKE NOTEBOOK AND I WAS LIKE THAT'S OKAY, 863 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:21,945 SO THEN I OPEN MY JOKE NOTEBOOK AND I WAS LIKE THAT'S OKAY, THAT'S IT. 864 00:31:21,947 --> 00:31:22,212 AND I WAS LIKE THAT'S OKAY, THAT'S IT. IT'S GOOD. 865 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:24,114 THAT'S IT. IT'S GOOD. TO BUCKLE UP, IT WILL GET REALLY 866 00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:24,915 IT'S GOOD. TO BUCKLE UP, IT WILL GET REALLY GOOD. 867 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:25,515 TO BUCKLE UP, IT WILL GET REALLY GOOD. I STARTED IT AGAIN AND I WAS 868 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:30,454 GOOD. I STARTED IT AGAIN AND I WAS LIKE I FORGOT, SO IT IS GOING 869 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:30,654 I STARTED IT AGAIN AND I WAS LIKE I FORGOT, SO IT IS GOING WELL. 870 00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:30,921 LIKE I FORGOT, SO IT IS GOING WELL. [LAUGHTER] 871 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,656 WELL. [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: WE DON'T HAVE THE 872 00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:34,725 [LAUGHTER] >> Ellen: WE DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY, SINGERS CAN PUT THE MIC 873 00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:35,759 >> Ellen: WE DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY, SINGERS CAN PUT THE MIC OUT AND THEY SAYING, AND WE 874 00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:37,461 LUXURY, SINGERS CAN PUT THE MIC OUT AND THEY SAYING, AND WE COULD PUT THE MIC OUT IF THEY 875 00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:39,296 OUT AND THEY SAYING, AND WE COULD PUT THE MIC OUT IF THEY KNOW YOU'RE A BIT AND THEY CAN 876 00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:40,564 COULD PUT THE MIC OUT IF THEY KNOW YOU'RE A BIT AND THEY CAN DO THE BIT BACK TO YOU. 877 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:42,065 KNOW YOU'RE A BIT AND THEY CAN DO THE BIT BACK TO YOU. >> THAT WOULD BE NICE. 878 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,600 DO THE BIT BACK TO YOU. >> THAT WOULD BE NICE. >> Ellen: I THINK I WOULD 879 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:44,034 >> THAT WOULD BE NICE. >> Ellen: I THINK I WOULD FORGET MY STUFF. 880 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:45,769 >> Ellen: I THINK I WOULD FORGET MY STUFF. IF YOU CAN HAVE A NOTEBOOK OPEN, 881 00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:47,871 FORGET MY STUFF. IF YOU CAN HAVE A NOTEBOOK OPEN, THAT'S VERY HELPFUL. 882 00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:50,240 IF YOU CAN HAVE A NOTEBOOK OPEN, THAT'S VERY HELPFUL. >> I WILL START DOING THAT. 883 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:51,708 THAT'S VERY HELPFUL. >> I WILL START DOING THAT. >> Ellen: THAT CAN BE YOUR 884 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:51,909 >> I WILL START DOING THAT. >> Ellen: THAT CAN BE YOUR THING. 885 00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:53,076 >> Ellen: THAT CAN BE YOUR THING. >> WHERE'S YOUR NOTEBOOK? 886 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,646 THING. >> WHERE'S YOUR NOTEBOOK? RIGHT HERE! 887 00:31:55,648 --> 00:31:58,749 >> WHERE'S YOUR NOTEBOOK? RIGHT HERE! WHAT A WEIRD THING TO BE OPENED 888 00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:00,083 RIGHT HERE! WHAT A WEIRD THING TO BE OPENED FOR, HER LITTLE NOTEBOOK. 889 00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:01,118 WHAT A WEIRD THING TO BE OPENED FOR, HER LITTLE NOTEBOOK. >> Ellen: SHE IS THE ONE THAT 890 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,288 FOR, HER LITTLE NOTEBOOK. >> Ellen: SHE IS THE ONE THAT READS FROM THE NOTEBOOK. 891 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,656 >> Ellen: SHE IS THE ONE THAT READS FROM THE NOTEBOOK. SO "WIPEOUT," THAT SHOW LOOKS 892 00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:08,659 READS FROM THE NOTEBOOK. SO "WIPEOUT," THAT SHOW LOOKS FUN, ALSO IMPOSSIBLE. 893 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:09,426 SO "WIPEOUT," THAT SHOW LOOKS FUN, ALSO IMPOSSIBLE. >> YEAH. 894 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,029 FUN, ALSO IMPOSSIBLE. >> YEAH. >> Ellen: DOES ANYONE EVER GET 895 00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:12,529 >> YEAH. >> Ellen: DOES ANYONE EVER GET THROUGH THE OBSTACLES? 896 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:14,698 >> Ellen: DOES ANYONE EVER GET THROUGH THE OBSTACLES? >> PEOPLE DO GET THROUGH, BUT 897 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:16,867 THROUGH THE OBSTACLES? >> PEOPLE DO GET THROUGH, BUT NOT WITHOUT FALLING DOWN, 898 00:32:16,869 --> 00:32:18,936 >> PEOPLE DO GET THROUGH, BUT NOT WITHOUT FALLING DOWN, FALLING IN THE WATER, CRAWLING 899 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:19,636 NOT WITHOUT FALLING DOWN, FALLING IN THE WATER, CRAWLING BACK UP, AND THEN SOMETIMES 900 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:21,838 FALLING IN THE WATER, CRAWLING BACK UP, AND THEN SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET SO CLOSE AND ARE LIKE 901 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,241 BACK UP, AND THEN SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET SO CLOSE AND ARE LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT, AND THEN 902 00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:25,909 PEOPLE GET SO CLOSE AND ARE LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT, AND THEN KNOW, AND THEN THEY FALL AND YOU 903 00:32:25,911 --> 00:32:27,411 YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT, AND THEN KNOW, AND THEN THEY FALL AND YOU FEEL FOR THEM. 904 00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:29,079 KNOW, AND THEN THEY FALL AND YOU FEEL FOR THEM. AND THEIR BODY BENDS IN SUCH 905 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:31,381 FEEL FOR THEM. AND THEIR BODY BENDS IN SUCH INCREDIBLE WAYS. 906 00:32:31,383 --> 00:32:33,450 AND THEIR BODY BENDS IN SUCH INCREDIBLE WAYS. >> Ellen: AND IT IS YOU AND 907 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,018 INCREDIBLE WAYS. >> Ellen: AND IT IS YOU AND JOHN CENA, WHAT IS THAT LIKE 908 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:35,919 >> Ellen: AND IT IS YOU AND JOHN CENA, WHAT IS THAT LIKE WORKING WITH HIM? 909 00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:37,454 JOHN CENA, WHAT IS THAT LIKE WORKING WITH HIM? >> WHAT A TREAT. 910 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:40,057 WORKING WITH HIM? >> WHAT A TREAT. I'M SURE HE HAD NO IDEA WHO I 911 00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:40,223 >> WHAT A TREAT. I'M SURE HE HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS. 912 00:32:40,225 --> 00:32:42,426 I'M SURE HE HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS. AND THIS IS A NICE LADY, OH, SHE 913 00:32:42,428 --> 00:32:44,928 WAS. AND THIS IS A NICE LADY, OH, SHE IS THE COHOST BUSTER MARK OKAY. 914 00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:46,663 AND THIS IS A NICE LADY, OH, SHE IS THE COHOST BUSTER MARK OKAY. BUT HE IS SO NICE. 915 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:48,098 IS THE COHOST BUSTER MARK OKAY. BUT HE IS SO NICE. I REALLY LIKE HIM. 916 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:48,932 BUT HE IS SO NICE. I REALLY LIKE HIM. AND HE SMELLS RICH. 917 00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:51,401 I REALLY LIKE HIM. AND HE SMELLS RICH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 918 00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:51,702 AND HE SMELLS RICH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? [LAUGHTER] 919 00:32:51,704 --> 00:32:52,836 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? [LAUGHTER] YOU GET CLOSE TO SOMEONE AND YOU 920 00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:55,339 [LAUGHTER] YOU GET CLOSE TO SOMEONE AND YOU ARE LIKE OH, YOU HAVE THE MONEY. 921 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:58,275 YOU GET CLOSE TO SOMEONE AND YOU ARE LIKE OH, YOU HAVE THE MONEY. AT THIS SCENT IS EVERYTHING. 922 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:00,911 ARE LIKE OH, YOU HAVE THE MONEY. AT THIS SCENT IS EVERYTHING. >> Ellen: A RICH SMELL. 923 00:33:00,913 --> 00:33:03,413 AT THIS SCENT IS EVERYTHING. >> Ellen: A RICH SMELL. YES, YOU'RE FANTASTIC, COME BACK 924 00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:06,483 >> Ellen: A RICH SMELL. YES, YOU'RE FANTASTIC, COME BACK ANYTIME. 925 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:07,718 YES, YOU'RE FANTASTIC, COME BACK ANYTIME. IT'S "WIPEOUT" THAT ERRORS AT 926 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,353 ANYTIME. IT'S "WIPEOUT" THAT ERRORS AT 9:00 ON TBS. 927 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:12,289 IT'S "WIPEOUT" THAT ERRORS AT 9:00 ON TBS. AND NAILED IT IS AVAILABLE ON 928 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:13,490 9:00 ON TBS. AND NAILED IT IS AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX. 929 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:14,858 AND NAILED IT IS AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX. >> IS THERE VODKA IN IT? 930 00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:16,660 NETFLIX. >> IS THERE VODKA IN IT? >> Ellen: YES, TAKE IT! 931 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:17,127 >> IS THERE VODKA IN IT? >> Ellen: YES, TAKE IT! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 932 00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:24,301 >> Ellen: YES, TAKE IT! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 933 00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:26,870 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ YOU ARE AN AMAZING GUY, I KNOW 934 00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:28,171 ♪ ♪ YOU ARE AN AMAZING GUY, I KNOW THAT YOU USED YOUR RENT TO PAY 935 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:29,539 YOU ARE AN AMAZING GUY, I KNOW THAT YOU USED YOUR RENT TO PAY TO KEEP THAT OPEN, AND WE WANT 936 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:38,782 THAT YOU USED YOUR RENT TO PAY TO KEEP THAT OPEN, AND WE WANT 937 00:33:38,784 --> 00:33:39,950 TO KEEP THAT OPEN, AND WE WANT [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 938 00:33:39,952 --> 00:33:48,025 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: A FEW WEEKS AGO I 939 00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:50,427 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: A FEW WEEKS AGO I SAW A VIDEO POSTED BY OSCAR 940 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:51,228 >> Ellen: A FEW WEEKS AGO I SAW A VIDEO POSTED BY OSCAR RODRIGUEZ, A LOCAL BUSINESS 941 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,829 SAW A VIDEO POSTED BY OSCAR RODRIGUEZ, A LOCAL BUSINESS OWNER WHO HAS BEEN STRUGGLING TO 942 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:54,197 RODRIGUEZ, A LOCAL BUSINESS OWNER WHO HAS BEEN STRUGGLING TO KEEP HIS BUSINESS OPEN DURING 943 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:54,698 OWNER WHO HAS BEEN STRUGGLING TO KEEP HIS BUSINESS OPEN DURING THE PANDEMIC. 944 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:55,198 KEEP HIS BUSINESS OPEN DURING THE PANDEMIC. TAKE A LOOK. 945 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,700 THE PANDEMIC. TAKE A LOOK. >> I JUST WANT TO SAY 946 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:59,669 TAKE A LOOK. >> I JUST WANT TO SAY GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF YOU. 947 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:00,971 >> I JUST WANT TO SAY GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF YOU. AND THIS IS ME REACHING OUT TO 948 00:34:00,973 --> 00:34:02,973 GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF YOU. AND THIS IS ME REACHING OUT TO WHERE EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT I 949 00:34:02,975 --> 00:34:09,579 AND THIS IS ME REACHING OUT TO WHERE EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT I KNOW OF AS A FRIEND I BLOCKED MY 950 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:11,782 WHERE EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT I KNOW OF AS A FRIEND I BLOCKED MY FIRST RESTAURANT. 951 00:34:11,784 --> 00:34:13,550 KNOW OF AS A FRIEND I BLOCKED MY FIRST RESTAURANT. BUT AT THIS POINT THE REALITY 952 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:17,621 FIRST RESTAURANT. BUT AT THIS POINT THE REALITY OF -- I'M REALLY STRUGGLING. 953 00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:19,122 BUT AT THIS POINT THE REALITY OF -- I'M REALLY STRUGGLING. I NEED HELP. 954 00:34:19,124 --> 00:34:20,957 OF -- I'M REALLY STRUGGLING. I NEED HELP. I DON'T WANT TO CLOSE MY DOORS. 955 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:23,026 I NEED HELP. I DON'T WANT TO CLOSE MY DOORS. I WANT TO KEEP GOING. 956 00:34:23,028 --> 00:34:28,198 I DON'T WANT TO CLOSE MY DOORS. I WANT TO KEEP GOING. I DO BELIEVE IN THIS BEAUTIFUL 957 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,032 I WANT TO KEEP GOING. I DO BELIEVE IN THIS BEAUTIFUL RESTAURANT. 958 00:34:29,034 --> 00:34:31,034 I DO BELIEVE IN THIS BEAUTIFUL RESTAURANT. >> Ellen: I WANT TO HELP, SO I 959 00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:34,204 RESTAURANT. >> Ellen: I WANT TO HELP, SO I SENT JEANNIE TO HIS RESTAURANT 960 00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:35,405 >> Ellen: I WANT TO HELP, SO I SENT JEANNIE TO HIS RESTAURANT IN LONG BEACH. 961 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,406 SENT JEANNIE TO HIS RESTAURANT IN LONG BEACH. JEANNIE, HI. 962 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,508 IN LONG BEACH. JEANNIE, HI. >> HI, ELLEN, HELLO! 963 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:40,243 JEANNIE, HI. >> HI, ELLEN, HELLO! >> Ellen: YOU'RE SUPPRESSING 964 00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,112 >> HI, ELLEN, HELLO! >> Ellen: YOU'RE SUPPRESSING PEOPLE AGAIN, ISN'T THAT FUN? 965 00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:44,481 >> Ellen: YOU'RE SUPPRESSING PEOPLE AGAIN, ISN'T THAT FUN? >> I'VE NOT BEEN THIS HAPPY IN 966 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:44,714 PEOPLE AGAIN, ISN'T THAT FUN? >> I'VE NOT BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MONTHS. 967 00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:47,984 >> I'VE NOT BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MONTHS. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE WITH 968 00:34:47,986 --> 00:34:49,753 MONTHS. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE WITH YOU, AND IN JUST A FEW DOORS 969 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:51,655 I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE WITH YOU, AND IN JUST A FEW DOORS DOWN FROM THE RESTAURANT RIGHT 970 00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:53,490 YOU, AND IN JUST A FEW DOORS DOWN FROM THE RESTAURANT RIGHT NOW, SO EXCITED TO MEET HIM FROM 971 00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:56,693 DOWN FROM THE RESTAURANT RIGHT NOW, SO EXCITED TO MEET HIM FROM A SAFE DISTANCE, BUT I AM READY 972 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:57,160 NOW, SO EXCITED TO MEET HIM FROM A SAFE DISTANCE, BUT I AM READY AND SO EXCITED! 973 00:34:57,162 --> 00:35:00,163 A SAFE DISTANCE, BUT I AM READY AND SO EXCITED! >> Ellen: I WILL CALL OSCAR 974 00:35:00,165 --> 00:35:01,331 AND SO EXCITED! >> Ellen: I WILL CALL OSCAR AND GET THEM TO COME OUTSIDE. 975 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:07,838 >> Ellen: I WILL CALL OSCAR AND GET THEM TO COME OUTSIDE. I WILL SURPRISE HIM. 976 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:08,472 AND GET THEM TO COME OUTSIDE. I WILL SURPRISE HIM. I'M SURPRISED AT THIS PHONE 977 00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:14,211 I WILL SURPRISE HIM. I'M SURPRISED AT THIS PHONE STILL WORKS. 978 00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:14,845 I'M SURPRISED AT THIS PHONE STILL WORKS. WE SHOULD -- 979 00:35:14,847 --> 00:35:16,446 STILL WORKS. WE SHOULD -- WHENEVER WE FINISH THE SHOW, WE 980 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,549 WE SHOULD -- WHENEVER WE FINISH THE SHOW, WE SHOULD AUCTION THE PHONE OFF, 981 00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:22,219 WHENEVER WE FINISH THE SHOW, WE SHOULD AUCTION THE PHONE OFF, BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN A STAPLE. 982 00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:23,520 SHOULD AUCTION THE PHONE OFF, BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN A STAPLE. [LAUGHTER] 983 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:28,024 BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN A STAPLE. [LAUGHTER] HI, IS THIS OSCAR? 984 00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:28,558 [LAUGHTER] HI, IS THIS OSCAR? >> YES. 985 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,993 HI, IS THIS OSCAR? >> YES. >> Ellen: I'M LOOKING TO PLACE 986 00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:31,895 >> YES. >> Ellen: I'M LOOKING TO PLACE AN ORDER FOR TAKEOUT, WOULD THAT 987 00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:32,195 >> Ellen: I'M LOOKING TO PLACE AN ORDER FOR TAKEOUT, WOULD THAT BE POSSIBLE? 988 00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:35,899 AN ORDER FOR TAKEOUT, WOULD THAT BE POSSIBLE? >> OF COURSE, WHAT CAN I DO FOR 989 00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:36,133 BE POSSIBLE? >> OF COURSE, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 990 00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:38,034 >> OF COURSE, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? >> Ellen: QUESADILLA, ONE 991 00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:39,536 YOU? >> Ellen: QUESADILLA, ONE BEING BRITO, 20 MARGARITAS TO 992 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:40,403 >> Ellen: QUESADILLA, ONE BEING BRITO, 20 MARGARITAS TO GO. 993 00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:42,672 BEING BRITO, 20 MARGARITAS TO GO. DO YOU NEED A NAME? 994 00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:45,809 GO. DO YOU NEED A NAME? >> YEAH, GIVE ME ONE SECOND. 995 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,043 DO YOU NEED A NAME? >> YEAH, GIVE ME ONE SECOND. YOU SAID ONE QUESADILLA? 996 00:35:47,045 --> 00:35:48,979 >> YEAH, GIVE ME ONE SECOND. YOU SAID ONE QUESADILLA? >> Ellen: IT'S FOR 997 00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:50,380 YOU SAID ONE QUESADILLA? >> Ellen: IT'S FOR ELLEN DeGENERES! 998 00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:53,783 >> Ellen: IT'S FOR ELLEN DeGENERES! >> OH, WOW, OH, MY GOD. 999 00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:54,751 ELLEN DeGENERES! >> OH, WOW, OH, MY GOD. ELLEN! 1000 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:56,419 >> OH, WOW, OH, MY GOD. ELLEN! >> Ellen: FORGET THAT ORDER, 1001 00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:57,053 ELLEN! >> Ellen: FORGET THAT ORDER, GO OUTSIDE. 1002 00:35:57,055 --> 00:35:58,889 >> Ellen: FORGET THAT ORDER, GO OUTSIDE. JEANNIE IS WAITING FOR YOU 1003 00:35:58,891 --> 00:35:59,122 GO OUTSIDE. JEANNIE IS WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE! 1004 00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:02,792 JEANNIE IS WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE! >> OH, MY GOD, ELLEN, I LOVE YOU 1005 00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:03,326 OUTSIDE! >> OH, MY GOD, ELLEN, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! 1006 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:08,832 >> OH, MY GOD, ELLEN, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! >> Ellen: GO OUTSIDE, OSCAR! 1007 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:11,801 SO MUCH! >> Ellen: GO OUTSIDE, OSCAR! >> OSCAR! 1008 00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:13,336 >> Ellen: GO OUTSIDE, OSCAR! >> OSCAR! >> Ellen: HE IS MAKING MY 1009 00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,505 >> OSCAR! >> Ellen: HE IS MAKING MY QUESADILLA! 1010 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,041 >> Ellen: HE IS MAKING MY QUESADILLA! [LAUGHTER] 1011 00:36:18,043 --> 00:36:21,578 QUESADILLA! [LAUGHTER] >> OSCAR, COME OUT HERE AND SAY 1012 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,980 [LAUGHTER] >> OSCAR, COME OUT HERE AND SAY HI TO ELLEN! 1013 00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:27,584 >> OSCAR, COME OUT HERE AND SAY HI TO ELLEN! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1014 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:29,986 HI TO ELLEN! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: HI, OSCAR! 1015 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:34,558 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Ellen: HI, OSCAR! >> I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. 1016 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,159 >> Ellen: HI, OSCAR! >> I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. >> Ellen: SO I SAW YOUR VIDEO, 1017 00:36:36,161 --> 00:36:37,994 >> I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. >> Ellen: SO I SAW YOUR VIDEO, I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU, TELL 1018 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:39,629 >> Ellen: SO I SAW YOUR VIDEO, I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU, TELL EVERYBODY WHO IS WITH YOU. 1019 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:43,800 I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU, TELL EVERYBODY WHO IS WITH YOU. THESE ARE YOUR VOLUNTEERS, RIG 1020 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:44,000 EVERYBODY WHO IS WITH YOU. THESE ARE YOUR VOLUNTEERS, RIG RIGHT? 1021 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:46,736 THESE ARE YOUR VOLUNTEERS, RIG RIGHT? >> HI, MY NAME IS ALMA, IT IS A 1022 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:47,204 RIGHT? >> HI, MY NAME IS ALMA, IT IS A PLEASURE. 1023 00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:48,405 >> HI, MY NAME IS ALMA, IT IS A PLEASURE. AT ELLEN, IT IS AN HONOR! 1024 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:50,373 PLEASURE. AT ELLEN, IT IS AN HONOR! I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IN 1025 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,575 AT ELLEN, IT IS AN HONOR! I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IN EVERYTHING YOU OFFER. 1026 00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:53,777 I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IN EVERYTHING YOU OFFER. THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. 1027 00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:54,644 EVERYTHING YOU OFFER. THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. >> Ellen: THINK YOU! 1028 00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,479 THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. >> Ellen: THINK YOU! >> I AM SHELLEY AND A VOLUNTEER 1029 00:36:56,481 --> 00:36:58,281 >> Ellen: THINK YOU! >> I AM SHELLEY AND A VOLUNTEER WORKING WITH DEB REGISTER AND 1030 00:36:58,283 --> 00:36:59,683 >> I AM SHELLEY AND A VOLUNTEER WORKING WITH DEB REGISTER AND ANYTHING ELSE. 1031 00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:01,451 WORKING WITH DEB REGISTER AND ANYTHING ELSE. BUT ELLEN, YOUR DANCING MAKES ME 1032 00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:03,853 ANYTHING ELSE. BUT ELLEN, YOUR DANCING MAKES ME HAPPY, AND I AM GLAD THAT YOU 1033 00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:04,454 BUT ELLEN, YOUR DANCING MAKES ME HAPPY, AND I AM GLAD THAT YOU BRING LIFE TO CELEBRITIES TO 1034 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:07,357 HAPPY, AND I AM GLAD THAT YOU BRING LIFE TO CELEBRITIES TO MAKE THEM REAL WITH HOW HUMOROUS 1035 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:07,591 BRING LIFE TO CELEBRITIES TO MAKE THEM REAL WITH HOW HUMOROUS YOU ARE. 1036 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:09,993 MAKE THEM REAL WITH HOW HUMOROUS YOU ARE. >> Ellen: THANKS. 1037 00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:12,862 YOU ARE. >> Ellen: THANKS. >> I VOLUNTEER AND HELP WITH THE 1038 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:14,064 >> Ellen: THANKS. >> I VOLUNTEER AND HELP WITH THE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, AND I 1039 00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:15,999 >> I VOLUNTEER AND HELP WITH THE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO 1040 00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:16,166 SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU! 1041 00:37:16,168 --> 00:37:17,133 DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU! YOU ARE JUST AMAZING AND I LOVE 1042 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:19,002 YOU! YOU ARE JUST AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE JUST AWESOME! 1043 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:20,203 YOU ARE JUST AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE JUST AWESOME! >> Ellen: THANK YOU SO MUCH, 1044 00:37:20,205 --> 00:37:23,640 YOU AND YOU ARE JUST AWESOME! >> Ellen: THANK YOU SO MUCH, TELL US ABOUT THE GRILL. 1045 00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:24,975 >> Ellen: THANK YOU SO MUCH, TELL US ABOUT THE GRILL. WHEN DID YOU OPEN IT? 1046 00:37:24,977 --> 00:37:27,677 TELL US ABOUT THE GRILL. WHEN DID YOU OPEN IT? >> I OPENED THE GRILL IN 1047 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:31,014 WHEN DID YOU OPEN IT? >> I OPENED THE GRILL IN FEBRUARY OF 2020, IT IS AN 1048 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:34,784 >> I OPENED THE GRILL IN FEBRUARY OF 2020, IT IS AN AUTHENTIC MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 1049 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:35,952 FEBRUARY OF 2020, IT IS AN AUTHENTIC MEXICAN RESTAURANT, RESTAURANT RECIPE IS FROM MY 1050 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:39,055 AUTHENTIC MEXICAN RESTAURANT, RESTAURANT RECIPE IS FROM MY GRANDMOTHER AND GRANDFATHER WHO 1051 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:39,556 RESTAURANT RECIPE IS FROM MY GRANDMOTHER AND GRANDFATHER WHO IS WATCHING. 1052 00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:40,690 GRANDMOTHER AND GRANDFATHER WHO IS WATCHING. MY GRANDPARENTS LOVE YOU AND I 1053 00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:41,157 IS WATCHING. MY GRANDPARENTS LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU. 1054 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,660 MY GRANDPARENTS LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU. >> Ellen: THE PANDEMIC HAS 1055 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,961 LOVE YOU. >> Ellen: THE PANDEMIC HAS AFFECTED YOU -- 1056 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:47,597 >> Ellen: THE PANDEMIC HAS AFFECTED YOU -- OBVIOUSLY, WE SAW HOW HARD THAT 1057 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,566 AFFECTED YOU -- OBVIOUSLY, WE SAW HOW HARD THAT WAS FOR YOU TO ASK FOR HELP, BUT 1058 00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:51,001 OBVIOUSLY, WE SAW HOW HARD THAT WAS FOR YOU TO ASK FOR HELP, BUT TELL US HOW THE PANDEMIC HAS 1059 00:37:51,003 --> 00:37:55,272 WAS FOR YOU TO ASK FOR HELP, BUT TELL US HOW THE PANDEMIC HAS AFFECTED YOU SPECIFICALLY. 1060 00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:58,642 TELL US HOW THE PANDEMIC HAS AFFECTED YOU SPECIFICALLY. >> IT HAS BEEN TO THE POINT 1061 00:37:58,644 --> 00:38:00,010 AFFECTED YOU SPECIFICALLY. >> IT HAS BEEN TO THE POINT WHERE YOU HAVE TO ROB PETER TO 1062 00:38:00,012 --> 00:38:02,379 >> IT HAS BEEN TO THE POINT WHERE YOU HAVE TO ROB PETER TO PAY PAUL, YOU KNOW, WHEN I MADE 1063 00:38:02,381 --> 00:38:07,284 WHERE YOU HAVE TO ROB PETER TO PAY PAUL, YOU KNOW, WHEN I MADE THAT VIDEO I HONESTLY JUST GOT 1064 00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:09,953 PAY PAUL, YOU KNOW, WHEN I MADE THAT VIDEO I HONESTLY JUST GOT $50 AND I WENT IN THE WALK-IN 1065 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:11,354 THAT VIDEO I HONESTLY JUST GOT $50 AND I WENT IN THE WALK-IN AND I STARTED CRYING, BECAUSE IT 1066 00:38:11,356 --> 00:38:11,821 $50 AND I WENT IN THE WALK-IN AND I STARTED CRYING, BECAUSE IT WAS NOTHING. 1067 00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:14,658 AND I STARTED CRYING, BECAUSE IT WAS NOTHING. AND WHEN YOU HAVE A RESTAURANT, 1068 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,393 WAS NOTHING. AND WHEN YOU HAVE A RESTAURANT, EVERYTHING IS FULL, BUT I HAD 1069 00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:16,593 AND WHEN YOU HAVE A RESTAURANT, EVERYTHING IS FULL, BUT I HAD NO -- 1070 00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:19,329 EVERYTHING IS FULL, BUT I HAD NO -- THE MAIN MEETS, ANYTHING OF THAT 1071 00:38:19,331 --> 00:38:21,298 NO -- THE MAIN MEETS, ANYTHING OF THAT I HAD NOTHING ELSE AND NO MONEY 1072 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,766 THE MAIN MEETS, ANYTHING OF THAT I HAD NOTHING ELSE AND NO MONEY FOR THE NEXT DAY. 1073 00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:26,269 I HAD NOTHING ELSE AND NO MONEY FOR THE NEXT DAY. IT IS MY DREAM, IT'S WHAT I LOVE 1074 00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:27,704 FOR THE NEXT DAY. IT IS MY DREAM, IT'S WHAT I LOVE DOING, IT'S ALL ME. 1075 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:29,139 IT IS MY DREAM, IT'S WHAT I LOVE DOING, IT'S ALL ME. IT IS WHAT I AM ABOUT. 1076 00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:31,207 DOING, IT'S ALL ME. IT IS WHAT I AM ABOUT. >> Ellen: WELL, WE ARE SO GLAD 1077 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:31,641 IT IS WHAT I AM ABOUT. >> Ellen: WELL, WE ARE SO GLAD THAT WE CAN HELP. 1078 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:32,709 >> Ellen: WELL, WE ARE SO GLAD THAT WE CAN HELP. WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK AND 1079 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,577 THAT WE CAN HELP. WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK AND TALK TO YOU SOME MORE AFTER 1080 00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:36,680 WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK AND TALK TO YOU SOME MORE AFTER THIS, OKAY? 1081 00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:37,080 TALK TO YOU SOME MORE AFTER THIS, OKAY? WE WILL BE BACK. 1082 00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:37,547 THIS, OKAY? WE WILL BE BACK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1083 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:53,096 WE WILL BE BACK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 1084 00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:53,563 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1085 00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:59,636 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 1086 00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:03,573 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH THE 1087 00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:04,641 ♪ ♪ >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH THE JEANNIE, OSCAR, AND HIS TEAM AT 1088 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:06,409 >> Ellen: WE ARE BACK WITH THE JEANNIE, OSCAR, AND HIS TEAM AT MOLITO'S GRILL IN LONG BEACH. 1089 00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:08,411 JEANNIE, OSCAR, AND HIS TEAM AT MOLITO'S GRILL IN LONG BEACH. YOU WERE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO 1090 00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:08,611 MOLITO'S GRILL IN LONG BEACH. YOU WERE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO HELP? 1091 00:39:08,613 --> 00:39:10,146 YOU WERE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO HELP? >> THAT IS RIGHT. 1092 00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:11,748 HELP? >> THAT IS RIGHT. SOMETHING TOLD ME THAT I NEEDED 1093 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:14,651 >> THAT IS RIGHT. SOMETHING TOLD ME THAT I NEEDED TO COME ON WHEN THAT VIDEO WAS 1094 00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:15,852 SOMETHING TOLD ME THAT I NEEDED TO COME ON WHEN THAT VIDEO WAS RELEASED AND WE WERE PACKED. 1095 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,520 TO COME ON WHEN THAT VIDEO WAS RELEASED AND WE WERE PACKED. I CALLED ANYBODY THAT I COULD 1096 00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:18,888 RELEASED AND WE WERE PACKED. I CALLED ANYBODY THAT I COULD AND ANYBODY WHO WOULD WORK FOR 1097 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:19,589 I CALLED ANYBODY THAT I COULD AND ANYBODY WHO WOULD WORK FOR TACOS. 1098 00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:20,890 AND ANYBODY WHO WOULD WORK FOR TACOS. AND THAT'S HOW I WAS ABLE TO 1099 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:23,059 TACOS. AND THAT'S HOW I WAS ABLE TO PULL SHELLEY. 1100 00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:24,327 AND THAT'S HOW I WAS ABLE TO PULL SHELLEY. >> Ellen: YOU ARE AN AMAZING 1101 00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:25,962 PULL SHELLEY. >> Ellen: YOU ARE AN AMAZING GUY AND I KNOW THAT YOU USED 1102 00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:27,230 >> Ellen: YOU ARE AN AMAZING GUY AND I KNOW THAT YOU USED YOUR RENT TO PAY TO KEEP THAT 1103 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:28,565 GUY AND I KNOW THAT YOU USED YOUR RENT TO PAY TO KEEP THAT OPEN AND WE WANT TO HELP. 1104 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:29,299 YOUR RENT TO PAY TO KEEP THAT OPEN AND WE WANT TO HELP. THE PANDEMIC HAS BEEN HARD ON 1105 00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:30,967 OPEN AND WE WANT TO HELP. THE PANDEMIC HAS BEEN HARD ON EVERYONE AND WE WANT TO MAKE 1106 00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:32,001 THE PANDEMIC HAS BEEN HARD ON EVERYONE AND WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU KEEP YOUR DOORS 1107 00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:32,836 EVERYONE AND WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU KEEP YOUR DOORS OPEN. 1108 00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:34,704 SURE THAT YOU KEEP YOUR DOORS OPEN. OUR FRIENDS AT SHUTTERFLY CARE 1109 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,005 OPEN. OUR FRIENDS AT SHUTTERFLY CARE ABOUT SUPPORTING BUSINESSES IN 1110 00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:37,674 OUR FRIENDS AT SHUTTERFLY CARE ABOUT SUPPORTING BUSINESSES IN NEED, SO THEY ARE GIVING YOU A 1111 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:41,478 ABOUT SUPPORTING BUSINESSES IN NEED, SO THEY ARE GIVING YOU A CHECK FOR $10,000! 1112 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:46,750 NEED, SO THEY ARE GIVING YOU A CHECK FOR $10,000! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1113 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:49,819 CHECK FOR $10,000! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HEY, OSCAR! 1114 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:52,088 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HEY, OSCAR! YOU SERVE LUNCH, RIGHT? 1115 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:52,322 HEY, OSCAR! YOU SERVE LUNCH, RIGHT? >> YES. 1116 00:39:52,324 --> 00:39:54,657 YOU SERVE LUNCH, RIGHT? >> YES. >> Ellen: I WANT TO FEED MY 1117 00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:56,159 >> YES. >> Ellen: I WANT TO FEED MY ENTIRE STAFF TOMORROW, WE ARE 1118 00:39:56,161 --> 00:39:56,826 >> Ellen: I WANT TO FEED MY ENTIRE STAFF TOMORROW, WE ARE GOING TO -- 1119 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,628 ENTIRE STAFF TOMORROW, WE ARE GOING TO -- SOMEONE IS GOING TO CALL YOU AND 1120 00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:00,330 GOING TO -- SOMEONE IS GOING TO CALL YOU AND PLACE AN ORDER AND WE WILL SEND 1121 00:40:00,332 --> 00:40:01,498 SOMEONE IS GOING TO CALL YOU AND PLACE AN ORDER AND WE WILL SEND OVER A FOOD FROM YOUR RESTAURANT 1122 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,734 PLACE AN ORDER AND WE WILL SEND OVER A FOOD FROM YOUR RESTAURANT FOR EVERYBODY HERE. 1123 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,337 OVER A FOOD FROM YOUR RESTAURANT FOR EVERYBODY HERE. IT'S ON ANDY. 1124 00:40:07,339 --> 00:40:10,840 FOR EVERYBODY HERE. IT'S ON ANDY. [LAUGHTER] 1125 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:11,107 IT'S ON ANDY. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 1126 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:12,842 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] >> I LOVE YOU, THANK YOU. 1127 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,912 [APPLAUSE] >> I LOVE YOU, THANK YOU. >> Ellen: I LOVE YOU TOO, 1128 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:16,746 >> I LOVE YOU, THANK YOU. >> Ellen: I LOVE YOU TOO, OSCAR! 1129 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:17,847 >> Ellen: I LOVE YOU TOO, OSCAR! YOU HANG IN THERE, YOU ARE A 1130 00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:19,048 OSCAR! YOU HANG IN THERE, YOU ARE A GOOD MAN PAIRED I WANT 1131 00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:19,716 . 1132 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,352 TO THANK DON JOHNSON AND NICOLE BYER AND 1133 00:40:22,354 --> 00:40:24,821 DON JOHNSON AND NICOLE BYER AND ALL OF YOU FOR WATCHING. I FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM AND 1134 00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:25,955 ALL OF YOU FOR WATCHING. I FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM AND SEND IT BACK TO YOU. 1135 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:28,491 I FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM AND SEND IT BACK TO YOU. GO AROUND AND SPREAD IT AROUND 1136 00:40:28,493 --> 00:40:29,459 SEND IT BACK TO YOU. GO AROUND AND SPREAD IT AROUND IN THE WORLD EVERYWHERE. 1137 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:32,262 GO AROUND AND SPREAD IT AROUND IN THE WORLD EVERYWHERE. LET'S FEEL IT EVERYWHERE. 1138 00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:32,695 IN THE WORLD EVERYWHERE. LET'S FEEL IT EVERYWHERE. GOODBYE, EVERYBODY! 1139 00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:33,163 LET'S FEEL IT EVERYWHERE. GOODBYE, EVERYBODY! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1140 00:40:33,165 --> 00:40:37,534 GOODBYE, EVERYBODY! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 1141 00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:38,001 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 1142 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:38,635 ♪ ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN 1143 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:38,968 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ♪ 1144 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:39,569 ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER 1145 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:39,769 WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER ALL ♪ 1146 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:40,370 ♪ TOMORROW WON'T COME AFTER ALL ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪ 1147 00:40:40,372 --> 00:40:41,171 ALL ♪ ♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪ ♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ 1148 00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:41,738 ♪ YESTERDAY IS SO FAR AWAY ♪ ♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE 1149 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:47,510 ♪ AND TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE CLOCK ♪ 1150 00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:48,011 ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE CLOCK ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 1151 00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:48,978 CLOCK ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ 1152 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,480 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 1153 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,182 ♪ DON'T EVER LET THIS DAY STOP ♪ ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ 1154 00:40:52,184 --> 00:40:55,518 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪ 1155 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,120 ♪ I NEVER WANNA GO HOME ♪ ♪ NO NO NO NO NO ♪ >> Ellen: ANYWAY...