1 00:00:05,270 --> 00:00:06,103 - Where's Danny? 2 00:00:06,104 --> 00:00:09,442 - I dunno, he disappeared just after we took off. 3 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:14,443 - Here he is. 4 00:00:19,290 --> 00:00:21,138 - Right, listen, it's been fun, hasn't it? 5 00:00:21,139 --> 00:00:22,351 All right and I'm going to call you 6 00:00:22,352 --> 00:00:24,173 just like I promised I said I would. 7 00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:26,153 How's your head? 8 00:00:26,154 --> 00:00:27,629 That's all right, listen, I'll call engineering, 9 00:00:27,630 --> 00:00:29,799 I'll get that soap dispenser moved down a little bit, 10 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,259 it's dangerous, could have your eye out. 11 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:33,743 Okay, gotta go, big kiss. 12 00:00:35,684 --> 00:00:37,267 There it is, go on. 13 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:47,922 - Finished? 14 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:50,133 - Yeah, just having a flashback. 15 00:00:51,345 --> 00:00:53,138 - Ash, get us a car. 16 00:00:53,139 --> 00:00:54,139 - Right. 17 00:00:55,226 --> 00:00:56,781 - So that's where you disappeared to. 18 00:00:56,782 --> 00:00:58,470 - Well, there's something about trolley dollies, 19 00:00:58,471 --> 00:01:00,136 it must be all that makeup. 20 00:01:00,137 --> 00:01:01,243 - Three hours? 21 00:01:01,244 --> 00:01:02,299 - Eh? 22 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:03,466 Oh, no. 23 00:01:03,467 --> 00:01:06,373 No, the last two, I was flying the plane. 24 00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:15,091 - Nice place. 25 00:02:15,092 --> 00:02:18,314 - Start as you mean to go on. 26 00:02:18,315 --> 00:02:19,315 - Mick? 27 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,189 - Look I don't care if he does know the Chancellor, 28 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:33,489 the price is still nine million, non-negotiable. 29 00:02:33,490 --> 00:02:34,529 Hold. 30 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:35,549 Yes? 31 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:38,299 - There seems to be some confusion over the reservation. 32 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:39,559 - Oh? 33 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,759 - There wasn't one. 34 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:41,710 - Janet? 35 00:02:41,711 --> 00:02:43,760 - Well, I called this morning to confirm. 36 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:48,069 - I'm sure it was just an oversight, 37 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:49,599 our reservations clerk is new, 38 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,729 so new in fact, she forgot to swipe your credit card. 39 00:02:52,730 --> 00:02:54,229 - And you are? 40 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:55,669 - I'm the manager. 41 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:57,259 - Oh, yes, Nigel. 42 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,180 - Yes. 43 00:02:58,181 --> 00:03:00,409 - Well Nigel, I will see to it right away. 44 00:03:00,410 --> 00:03:01,809 - Well, if I could just take a card... 45 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:04,489 - Oh, excuse me, yes, I'm still here, 46 00:03:04,490 --> 00:03:06,239 yes, and the price is still the same. 47 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,799 Would you hold please? 48 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,719 Nigel, thank you for dealing with this matter personally, 49 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:10,610 I will get right on it. 50 00:03:10,611 --> 00:03:13,679 - Right, thank you. 51 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:14,680 - No problem. 52 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:18,321 Okay, let's do what we do best. 53 00:04:03,178 --> 00:04:04,011 - So let me get this straight, 54 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:04,970 what you're telling me is 55 00:04:04,971 --> 00:04:07,819 you're going to take my 100,000 in cash, 56 00:04:07,820 --> 00:04:09,370 do your little share scam thing 57 00:04:11,190 --> 00:04:13,089 then bring me back half a million in five days, 58 00:04:13,090 --> 00:04:13,923 is that right? 59 00:04:13,924 --> 00:04:15,899 - Guaranteed but we'll have to be quick. 60 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:18,359 Crown Offshore find out that we've manipulated their stock 61 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,519 we'll be dead in the water. 62 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,619 Come on, think about it, Howard, 63 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:27,620 a guaranteed minimum return of 500%, no risk, no fuss. 64 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:29,949 - It sounds fantastic. 65 00:04:29,950 --> 00:04:31,059 - It is. 66 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:33,669 Your competitors will be sick when they find out 67 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:35,176 how much money you've made on the deal. 68 00:04:35,177 --> 00:04:36,899 - And you're willing to let me in? 69 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,523 - First name on my list. 70 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:41,479 - Half a mil, one hit. 71 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,039 - No questions asked. 72 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,489 - Oh, I've got a question. 73 00:04:44,490 --> 00:04:45,490 - Shoot. 74 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,923 - Where on my forehead does it say cash dispenser? 75 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:52,250 - I'm not with you. 76 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:53,329 - Really? 77 00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:54,210 Let me spell it out for you, 78 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:57,159 as you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the box. 79 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,219 You tell me about this great deal you have, 80 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:02,609 guy on the inside, guaranteed returns, blah, blah, blah. 81 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:04,026 I give you a grand, you give me four back, 82 00:05:04,027 --> 00:05:05,163 you with me so far? 83 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:08,049 I'll take that as a yes. 84 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:12,429 So now I'm three grand up, thank you very much, by the way. 85 00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:13,489 You're three grand down 86 00:05:13,490 --> 00:05:15,379 but you're hoping that's a good investment, why? 87 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:17,619 Because giving me three grand should convince me 88 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:19,903 to give you more, let's call it bait. 89 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:22,069 You all right, you look a bit peaky, 90 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:24,019 can I get you a drink or something? 91 00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:25,149 No? 92 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:29,759 So, now I give you a suitcase full of money, cash of course, 93 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,689 after all, I can trust you, can't I? 94 00:05:31,690 --> 00:05:33,140 You've already made me money. 95 00:05:34,114 --> 00:05:37,393 Only this time you disappear, 96 00:05:39,610 --> 00:05:42,993 simple, imaginative, what could go wrong? 97 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:49,790 Okay, that's it, deal's off, clear you don't trust me. 98 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,939 I suggest we call it a day. 99 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:56,366 - Oh but my money's here. 100 00:05:56,367 --> 00:05:59,319 - No, no, I'll find someone who appreciates 101 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,153 what I'm offering. 102 00:06:00,154 --> 00:06:02,579 - Oh, I appreciate it, really I do, please, 103 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:06,753 please take my money, do your magic thing one more time. 104 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:25,409 - Okay, look, you're 3,000 pounds to the good, 105 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:28,123 let's just leave things as they are. 106 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:38,963 - No, let's not. 107 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:42,450 Give this to the police. 108 00:06:49,119 --> 00:06:50,750 - Oh, no. 109 00:06:50,751 --> 00:06:52,286 - Well, what kind of welcome's that? 110 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,120 - It's the kind you get when you disappear 111 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,859 without paying your tab. 112 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:57,179 - We thought you'd be pleased to see us. 113 00:06:57,180 --> 00:06:59,930 - Me accountant said I should bar you until you pay up. 114 00:07:01,070 --> 00:07:02,439 - You've got an accountant? 115 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,440 - Yes. 116 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,923 So, you're all barred. 117 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:13,712 - Okay, Eddie, if that's the way you feel about it. 118 00:07:13,713 --> 00:07:16,099 Hey, how about one last drink? 119 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,203 - For old times' sake. 120 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,639 - Okay, one drink. 121 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:25,333 - Cheers, Eddie, bring 'em over, oh and put them on a tab. 122 00:07:30,102 --> 00:07:31,119 We got a lottery winner here. 123 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,119 - Hey, if you beat the odds of fourteen million-to-one 124 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,670 you deserve to keep your money. 125 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:39,579 - Right, this is your last drink, then you're all barred. 126 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:42,329 - You really should work on your customer service, Edward, 127 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:43,849 you're almost there. 128 00:07:43,850 --> 00:07:46,053 - I save that for paying customers. 129 00:07:51,549 --> 00:07:53,311 I suppose you've heard about Harry. 130 00:07:53,312 --> 00:07:54,145 - Who? 131 00:07:54,146 --> 00:07:57,249 - Harry Holmes, one of your lot, ain't he? 132 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:58,439 - Old-time grifter. 133 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,119 - Yeah, he's one of the best. 134 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,359 - What happened, Harry? 135 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,913 - Seems he was taken for 30,000 a few years back, 136 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,399 he remembered the sequence. 137 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,963 - So he took you for the convincer 138 00:08:08,964 --> 00:08:10,881 and then turned you in. 139 00:08:12,797 --> 00:08:14,272 - This is what I don't get, right. 140 00:08:14,273 --> 00:08:18,757 Why didn't he just pocket your three grand and, you know, 141 00:08:18,758 --> 00:08:19,710 let you walk away? 142 00:08:19,711 --> 00:08:21,779 - Oh he loved it, you know? 143 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:23,939 Telling me how clever he was, 144 00:08:23,940 --> 00:08:27,903 taped every conversation we had, then made a full statement. 145 00:08:29,380 --> 00:08:30,489 - So who is he? 146 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:32,983 - A young high flier called Howard Jennings. 147 00:08:33,907 --> 00:08:34,780 He's a property broker, 148 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:37,319 he finds land for the major developers to build on, 149 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,790 nasty piece of work. 150 00:08:41,423 --> 00:08:43,339 I really thought I had him. 151 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:46,169 He's obsessive, always one step ahead, 152 00:08:46,170 --> 00:08:48,599 has files on all his opponents, 153 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,539 checks everything out, nothing left to chance. 154 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:53,899 A rival company snatched a large parcel of land 155 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,972 from under his nose last month, 156 00:08:55,973 --> 00:08:58,723 took a nine iron to his own desk. 157 00:09:02,339 --> 00:09:04,879 - It's like he needs a course in anger management. 158 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,609 - Made worse when they discovered a cache 159 00:09:06,610 --> 00:09:08,979 of old Roman coins during excavation, 160 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:10,380 worth a fortune, apparently. 161 00:09:11,990 --> 00:09:14,099 Made him a laughingstock. 162 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:16,511 - Sounds like it couldn't happen to a nicer bloke. 163 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:23,111 - Do you need anything? 164 00:09:23,112 --> 00:09:25,309 - No, thanks, Mickey, but I'm fine. 165 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:28,259 I appreciate you coming, though, 166 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:29,860 know it couldn't have been easy. 167 00:09:32,850 --> 00:09:36,849 - Right, listen up, I say we take this Jennings bloke. 168 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:37,760 - We can't. 169 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:38,593 - Why not? 170 00:09:38,594 --> 00:09:39,934 - Tell him, Ash. 171 00:09:39,935 --> 00:09:40,830 - Well, he's clued up, 172 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,539 when some realize they've been conned, 173 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,499 they get obsessed by it, you know, research the subject. 174 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,419 - And if he knows enough to take convincer money 175 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,609 off a good grifter like Harry that's what he's done. 176 00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:52,369 - Which means they can't be taken again. 177 00:09:52,370 --> 00:09:54,349 - You can't con someone who knows when they're being conned. 178 00:09:54,350 --> 00:09:56,749 - What, so you're saying this blokes too clever for us? 179 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:59,649 - Danny, the long con is a science, 180 00:09:59,650 --> 00:10:01,759 it's about reason, covering all the angles, 181 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,239 leaving nothing to chance. 182 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:07,219 - Yeah but it's also about having the bottle to go for it. 183 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:10,349 - Look, any idiot can go for it 184 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:13,229 but a con artist takes the mark's money 185 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:15,009 and he doesn't even know he's been conned. 186 00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:19,219 - Yeah, okay, okay but isn't it also about gut instinct? 187 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:20,361 What's Albert call it? 188 00:10:20,362 --> 00:10:21,195 What do you call it, Albert? 189 00:10:21,195 --> 00:10:22,028 Grift sense. 190 00:10:22,029 --> 00:10:24,379 - Most of all it's about not taking unnecessary risks. 191 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:27,169 - All right, well let's put it out, let's ask the others. 192 00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:28,060 - Leave me out of it. 193 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,479 - Just pretend I'm not here, all right? 194 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,489 - Thanks a lot, okay, let's let Albert decide. 195 00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:35,959 - Well, on the surface, granted, 196 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,179 trying to con Jennings is a bad idea 197 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:42,759 but there's another challenge here, two styles of grifting. 198 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:46,269 One reasoned, well thought out, as Mickey says, 199 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,979 covering all the angles. 200 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:51,489 The other more intuitive, daring, 201 00:10:51,490 --> 00:10:54,659 relying on one's ability to think on their feet. 202 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:56,319 Which is the best? 203 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,913 Hard to say, they each have merits of their own. 204 00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:02,319 - See? 205 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,320 I got merits. 206 00:11:03,321 --> 00:11:06,773 - Of course, the true con has elements of both. 207 00:11:08,079 --> 00:11:12,369 - That's it, then, what Albert says, it's a challenge. 208 00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:13,203 - What? 209 00:11:13,204 --> 00:11:15,389 - We take the con, yeah, if it works, I win, 210 00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:16,963 if it don't, you do. 211 00:11:18,234 --> 00:11:19,469 - You don't think that's a little childish? 212 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:22,503 - No, Mickey, no, I don't, okay? 213 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,500 50p. 214 00:11:27,292 --> 00:11:29,109 - What? 215 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:32,339 - 50p says that I can take him. 216 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,310 - 50p? 217 00:11:33,311 --> 00:11:36,069 - Yeah, cash. 218 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,613 To con the un-connable mark. 219 00:11:39,723 --> 00:11:42,433 - Okay, superstar, you have got yourself a bet. 220 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,240 - So we're actually gonna do this? 221 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,679 - Well, it looks like it, yeah. 222 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,959 - Tell them it's non-negotiable, 223 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:54,979 I want this loser sent down 224 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,019 for whatever the maximum sentence is. 225 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,983 He played the game, he lost, he pays the bill, end of. 226 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:19,679 - Very simple, just think, think it through. 227 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:20,513 - Look, Danny, 228 00:12:20,514 --> 00:12:22,727 why do you always have to go out on a limb, eh? 229 00:12:24,101 --> 00:12:24,940 - I dunno, 230 00:12:24,941 --> 00:12:29,940 I just hear myself saying it, Ash, and then that's it. 231 00:12:31,256 --> 00:12:33,089 Anyway, I'm in it now. 232 00:12:46,638 --> 00:12:47,741 - Need any help? 233 00:12:47,742 --> 00:12:51,719 - Me, no, no, thanks, no, I've got it all sussed. 234 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:56,493 I'm just really, you know, goin' through those fine details. 235 00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:59,183 - I know what you're thinking. 236 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:01,283 - Do you? 237 00:13:01,283 --> 00:13:02,150 - Yeah, you're thinking the most important thing 238 00:13:02,151 --> 00:13:04,699 is to keep him away from the police, right? 239 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,159 I mean most marks don't report a con 240 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,129 because they think they've done something illegal. 241 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:09,973 - Yeah, that's right. 242 00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:13,239 - But with Jennings, his reputation is the biggest thing, 243 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,894 he has to be seen as top dog. 244 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:19,969 - Brilliant, brilliant, it is, wow! 245 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:21,563 That's like you're in my head. 246 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,169 - So you're probably thinking of a way 247 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:27,070 to make him look stupid if he did go to the police, right? 248 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:29,123 - Right. 249 00:13:29,124 --> 00:13:31,129 - Something that might ruin his reputation, 250 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:32,864 that sort of thing? 251 00:13:32,865 --> 00:13:33,705 - Mm-hmm. 252 00:13:33,706 --> 00:13:34,819 - Mm-hmm. 253 00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:36,212 You know what? 254 00:13:36,213 --> 00:13:38,499 That is really, really clever. 255 00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:43,554 - Yeah, I scare myself sometimes. 256 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,962 Okay, okay, okay, I've got it! 257 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:50,796 Right, listen up. 258 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:54,503 Briefing back here, one hour, don't be late, thank you. 259 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,473 Let's make it two. 260 00:14:05,079 --> 00:14:07,979 You see, whatever we do has to be so outrageous 261 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,909 that even if he knows he's being conned, 262 00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:11,739 he ain't gonna go to the police 263 00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,169 'cause he's going to look a prat. 264 00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:14,849 Right, I got the idea from Harry, 265 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:17,409 Now you remember he said this Jennings bloke was miffed 266 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:20,018 'cause that other company found all them gold coins? 267 00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:20,916 - Yeah, and? 268 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:24,160 - And, and, and, we sell him a piece of land 269 00:14:24,161 --> 00:14:26,919 but we make him believe there's something under it. 270 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,389 - Such as? 271 00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:30,869 - I read about this museum exhibition... 272 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,009 - You read something? 273 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:35,063 - Yes, thank you, Stacie, I can read, thank you. 274 00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:38,639 Actually, Irish John told me about it. 275 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,489 Right, The Jubilee collection, 276 00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:43,909 gold artifacts dating back to the Bronze Age, 277 00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:47,659 found when they were extending the Jubilee line 278 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:48,939 into the East End. 279 00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:50,774 - Oh yeah, I heard about that. 280 00:14:50,775 --> 00:14:51,608 What they couldn't work out 281 00:14:51,609 --> 00:14:52,789 was where all the gold came from. 282 00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:54,569 - Thank you, Ash, I was just about to say that. 283 00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:55,989 - Hold on, why couldn't the gold 284 00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:56,920 have come from somewhere else? 285 00:14:56,921 --> 00:14:59,019 - There are more likely sites in the Mendips or Wales 286 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:02,219 but as the M4 wasn't built for the next 5,000 years, 287 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,539 the chances are it was mined locally. 288 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:05,450 - Gold mine scam... 289 00:15:05,451 --> 00:15:08,259 - Hello, hello, hello, thank you, this is my con. 290 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:12,889 - Wait a sec, we're going to sell this guy a gold mine? 291 00:15:12,890 --> 00:15:13,993 In Central London? 292 00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:16,670 - Why not? 293 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:21,519 - This is going to be the easiest 50 pence I've ever earned. 294 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,949 - Okay, yeah, all right but don't spend your money just yet 295 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:25,569 okay, 'cause that is the whole point, 296 00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:27,299 the more outrageous it is, 297 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:30,083 the less he's gonna see it coming. 298 00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:33,429 - Well, there's a twisted logic in there somewhere. 299 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:34,848 - No, no, no, he's got a point, 300 00:15:34,849 --> 00:15:36,139 you know, I mean who'd be stupid enough 301 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:38,833 to try and sell a fake gold mine in the middle of London? 302 00:15:40,561 --> 00:15:42,227 - There you go. 303 00:15:45,264 --> 00:15:47,069 Harry told me Jennings reads The Telegraph. 304 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:49,519 So we mock up a copy for him, 305 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,917 now he must know about the collection, but let's remind him. 306 00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:18,780 Phase two, the land itself. 307 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,779 Ash has found us a place. 308 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,809 15,000 square feet, 309 00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:31,629 less than a mile from where the artifacts were found. 310 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:34,005 - Run as an old rag and bone yard for years. 311 00:16:34,006 --> 00:16:34,839 Now the old guy... 312 00:16:34,839 --> 00:16:35,672 - Thank you very much, yeah, 313 00:16:35,673 --> 00:16:38,679 the old man is retiring, so he's willing to sell it to us. 314 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,429 - The agreement is we pay when we find a buyer. 315 00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:44,049 - Okay, now I say we sell it to Howard 316 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:46,159 for twice what the land's worth. 317 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,299 We'll pack the old boy off on holiday to Bognor Regis, 318 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,589 so he's going to be out of our hair for two weeks. 319 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:53,959 - How do we convince the mark about the gold? 320 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,119 - All we gotta do is plant the seed, 321 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,749 just enough to get him to take a soil test 322 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,769 and then get a gold expert in for evaluation 323 00:17:02,770 --> 00:17:06,083 and he, of course, will be one of us. 324 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:10,580 What do you think? 325 00:17:10,581 --> 00:17:11,414 - I think if it had any more holes, 326 00:17:11,415 --> 00:17:12,539 you could strain tea with it. 327 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:13,373 - Let's be honest, Mick, 328 00:17:13,374 --> 00:17:15,229 you're just frightened of losing the bet. 329 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:17,769 - Uh, okay, so what's first? 330 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:18,889 - Ash, what about the office? 331 00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:20,669 - Yeah, we'll be set up in a couple of days. 332 00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:21,939 - Right, then that leaves nothing more 333 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,515 than for me to reel him in. 334 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:26,849 - What? 335 00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:27,683 - Problem? 336 00:17:27,684 --> 00:17:29,599 - Yes, Albert's the roper. 337 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,839 - That's how this works, we all do our own jobs, 338 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,459 Albert ropes, Stacie's the banker, 339 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:36,179 Ash is our fixer, and you and I play the inside. 340 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,549 - I know that, okay, and no offense, Albert 341 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,509 but we can't do this one by the book. 342 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,869 If Jennings knows all the moves, 343 00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:44,139 we've got to invent new ones, 344 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:48,289 so no roper steering him to the inside man, no convincer, 345 00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:52,253 I'm just going to dive straight in, whoosh. 346 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:54,719 - Whoosh? 347 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,390 - Trust me, he won't know what's hit him. 348 00:17:58,391 --> 00:18:00,379 It'll work, Albert, all right, it will work, 349 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,009 just trust me on it, okay? 350 00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:03,649 - Anything is possible. 351 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,119 - What, you think I'm out of me depth? 352 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:09,177 - Use that talent of yours and surprise us all. 353 00:18:10,564 --> 00:18:13,651 And remember, your first meeting with a mark is crucial, 354 00:18:13,652 --> 00:18:15,969 if you get off on the wrong foot, 355 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,149 you're beat from the start. 356 00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:17,983 - Right. 357 00:18:17,984 --> 00:18:20,349 - Cold read him, learn everything you can 358 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,773 before you say a word. 359 00:18:22,774 --> 00:18:23,973 - Cold what? 360 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,973 - You do know about cold reading? 361 00:18:27,985 --> 00:18:31,879 - Oh, cold reading, I know about cold reading, yeah. 362 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,779 - Well, how about a little refresher course? 363 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,747 - Well, if we've got time, I mean, yes, please. 364 00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:41,580 - It's really very simple, follow me. 365 00:18:52,606 --> 00:18:54,649 What do you see? 366 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:55,933 - Okay, right. 367 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:58,173 A bloke. 368 00:18:58,173 --> 00:18:59,006 - More specific, 369 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,769 you've got to convince him that you're like-minded, 370 00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:03,349 like two peas in a pod, that you could be his friend. 371 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,839 Now to do that, you need to know who he is, 372 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,245 to become a chameleon. 373 00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:12,954 - Chameleon, okay, his name, 374 00:19:12,955 --> 00:19:15,414 his name is Mark. 375 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:19,366 All right, okay, seriously, he's, well he's, he's divorced? 376 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,639 - Divorced, he sees his children on the weekends 377 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,379 at fast food restaurants, 378 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,399 he has to pay a fortune for the maintenance 379 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,389 and that's left him tired and stressed, 380 00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:30,259 probably didn't cook before he left home, 381 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,824 consequently he's lost weight recently. 382 00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:34,311 - No way, I'm not havin' that. 383 00:19:34,312 --> 00:19:36,027 - Look at his socks, see? 384 00:19:36,028 --> 00:19:37,292 Children. 385 00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:39,090 And his nails, see the stress? 386 00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:40,091 His skin. 387 00:19:41,072 --> 00:19:42,836 - That's the fast food, yeah? 388 00:19:42,837 --> 00:19:44,370 Okay, I'm having all of this yeah, 389 00:19:44,371 --> 00:19:46,204 but how you telling me he's lost weight? 390 00:19:46,205 --> 00:19:51,205 - Look at his belt, see the line, he's pulled it in a notch. 391 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:55,867 Mark, how are you? 392 00:19:56,919 --> 00:19:58,309 Have you lost weight recently? 393 00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:00,295 How are your lovely children? 394 00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:17,949 - Guys, guys, it's all about staying one step ahead 395 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,729 of the competition, yeah? 396 00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,329 You see what you want and you just... 397 00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:22,689 - Go for it. 398 00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:24,789 - It's not "go for it," Nick, it's get it. 399 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,839 - Yeah, I mean, that's what I meant. 400 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,999 - That site I had in Islington, 401 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,259 83-year-old tenant blocking the deal, 402 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,019 she wouldn't move because she was worried 403 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:35,339 her little cat wouldn't find its way home. 404 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:37,119 - That's wrinklies for you. 405 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,802 - So I ran over the cat, she signed within a fortnight. 406 00:20:40,771 --> 00:20:43,617 See what you want, grab it by the balls. 407 00:21:29,835 --> 00:21:31,024 - Off you go then. 408 00:21:31,025 --> 00:21:32,679 - No, come on, she's probably waiting for someone. 409 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,533 - She's on her own, go on. 410 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,623 - Glass of shampoo, squire. 411 00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:43,773 Oh, God, scenery's nice, isn't it? 412 00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,559 Anyone tried to pull yet? 413 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,269 - Well Nick was just about to try his luck 414 00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:49,659 but he bottled it. 415 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:51,899 - I told you, she's probably waiting for someone. 416 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:54,869 - Well, there is only one way to find out, 417 00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:57,763 50 quid says that I pull it. 418 00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:01,189 - Okay, you're on. 419 00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:02,322 - Yeah? 420 00:22:02,323 --> 00:22:03,156 - Yeah. 421 00:22:03,157 --> 00:22:05,238 - All right, wish me luck. 422 00:22:16,556 --> 00:22:18,192 - Not a chance. 423 00:22:18,193 --> 00:22:20,869 - Hi, I'm a bit nervous, listen, don't worry, 424 00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:22,976 I'm not trying to pull you, my boyfriend would kill me, 425 00:22:22,977 --> 00:22:25,089 that's a joke, all right. 426 00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:26,639 Listen, seriously, okay, 427 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,949 it's me mum's birthday, and I love her, I adore her, 428 00:22:29,950 --> 00:22:30,979 I suppose what I'm really looking for 429 00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:33,599 is a bit of womanly advice. 430 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,959 - Seems to be doing all right to me. 431 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,549 - Now, don't cry, 432 00:22:36,550 --> 00:22:38,825 I had a girlfriend and I loved her 433 00:22:38,826 --> 00:22:40,572 but she dumped me on holiday. 434 00:22:40,573 --> 00:22:42,869 That's all right, thank you. 435 00:22:42,870 --> 00:22:44,537 - Could've been you. 436 00:23:17,425 --> 00:23:18,425 - Thank you. 437 00:23:22,628 --> 00:23:23,870 50, weren't it? 438 00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:25,401 - Pay the man, Nicholas. 439 00:23:25,402 --> 00:23:26,829 - You know what I always say, Nichol-ass? 440 00:23:26,830 --> 00:23:29,230 You see what you want, you grab it by the balls. 441 00:23:31,263 --> 00:23:32,260 Tell you what, why don't I buy you all a drink? 442 00:23:32,261 --> 00:23:36,853 - No, thanks, we have to be getting back, Howard? 443 00:23:37,863 --> 00:23:39,529 - I think I'll stay for one more. 444 00:23:39,530 --> 00:23:40,799 - See you back at the office, then. 445 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,800 - Yeah, see ya. 446 00:23:43,227 --> 00:23:44,843 I hate a bad loser, don't you? 447 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,129 - Absolutely. 448 00:23:47,130 --> 00:23:48,130 Howard Jennings. 449 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,400 - Paul Carrington. 450 00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:54,779 - So, what do you do? 451 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,269 - Property. 452 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,103 - Property? 453 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:57,990 - Development, mostly. 454 00:23:57,991 --> 00:23:59,186 I find the land, you know, 455 00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:01,519 the boss flogs it to the highest bidder. 456 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,119 - What's the name of the company? 457 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,379 - Cityrise, you heard of it? 458 00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:06,213 - No. 459 00:24:06,214 --> 00:24:08,809 - Based in Manchester, just opened a London office. 460 00:24:08,810 --> 00:24:10,139 - And how's business? 461 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:11,140 - It's okay. 462 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,339 So who do you work for, then? 463 00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:15,340 - I work for me. 464 00:24:16,253 --> 00:24:18,019 - Oh, now that is my dream, 465 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:20,629 tell old Golden Balls where to stick his job. 466 00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:21,550 - Golden Balls? 467 00:24:21,551 --> 00:24:23,179 You'll know him soon enough, 468 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:25,359 gonna blow away the competition, he says. 469 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,193 - Oh, really? 470 00:24:26,194 --> 00:24:28,379 - Yeah, biggest in London in three years, he reckons. 471 00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:30,429 Anyway, it is time I was off. 472 00:24:30,430 --> 00:24:32,913 Listen, Howard, can we do this again? 473 00:24:33,830 --> 00:24:37,603 - Yeah, maybe, give my secretary a call. 474 00:24:40,710 --> 00:24:43,123 - Shame, shame. 475 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,259 How you fixed for tomorrow? 476 00:24:46,260 --> 00:24:50,150 - Really, I'm very busy, nice to meet you though, Paul. 477 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:52,693 - I tell you what, 478 00:24:52,694 --> 00:24:54,309 why don't you swing over now, check out the new offices? 479 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:57,687 You can say hello to old Golden Balls while you're there. 480 00:25:03,845 --> 00:25:05,532 - Yeah, all right. 481 00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:07,276 - Great, I'll just ring my secretary, 482 00:25:07,277 --> 00:25:09,519 tell her I'm on my way. 483 00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:14,160 - Dorothy. 484 00:25:14,161 --> 00:25:15,161 - Dorothy? 485 00:25:16,752 --> 00:25:19,420 No, no, no, we're not set up, we said tomorrow! 486 00:25:19,421 --> 00:25:21,199 - I was losing him, we have to go now. 487 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,399 - Danny, Danny, there's not enough time! 488 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,603 - Dorothy, can you hear me? 489 00:25:24,604 --> 00:25:25,437 - Danny. 490 00:25:25,438 --> 00:25:26,930 - The lines very. 491 00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:29,084 Okay, let's go. 492 00:25:30,892 --> 00:25:33,225 - Excuse me, can I help you? 493 00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:35,419 - Don't tempt me, darling. 494 00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:37,259 - We've come to give the second floor a once over. 495 00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:39,339 - I thought you weren't starting till tomorrow? 496 00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:40,399 - Tomorrow? 497 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,689 Look, you ever done any painting and decorating, sweetheart? 498 00:25:43,690 --> 00:25:44,999 - A bit. 499 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,800 - Right, you ever heard of prepping? 500 00:25:47,830 --> 00:25:48,670 - Well... 501 00:25:48,671 --> 00:25:49,739 - Aw, bless. 502 00:25:49,740 --> 00:25:52,139 I tell you what, you can come upstairs with us 503 00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:55,823 and give us both a hand, if you like, 504 00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:58,859 I bet you'd look great in a pair of overalls. 505 00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:00,110 - I'm sure you'll manage. 506 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,457 - He's with me, hold all my calls, thank you. 507 00:27:06,847 --> 00:27:10,707 Right, this is the boss's floor, all of this 508 00:27:13,857 --> 00:27:15,905 and here's his office. 509 00:27:21,790 --> 00:27:22,710 - You're late. 510 00:27:22,711 --> 00:27:25,139 - Yeah, sorry, business lunch, 511 00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:26,599 I brought someone back with me. 512 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,328 - Oh yeah, who? 513 00:27:28,329 --> 00:27:30,789 - This is my boss Martin Stuart, Martin this is. 514 00:27:30,790 --> 00:27:31,790 - Howard Jennings. 515 00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:34,350 - Oh, so, you're Jennings? 516 00:27:36,730 --> 00:27:38,609 - You've heard of me, then? 517 00:27:38,610 --> 00:27:39,999 - James Harrison is due here in 10 minutes, 518 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,709 we'll need his portfolio. 519 00:27:41,710 --> 00:27:43,960 - Well, I'll go and dig it out then, shall I? 520 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:55,069 - You're about all I have heard since I've been down here. 521 00:27:55,070 --> 00:27:57,319 - That's because this is my city, 522 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,059 there's not a patch of undeveloped land in London 523 00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:01,649 that I don't know about and have first refusal on. 524 00:28:01,650 --> 00:28:04,093 - Well if that's true, I guess I'll be out of a job soon. 525 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:06,070 - You said it. 526 00:28:06,071 --> 00:28:08,463 - Oh, and is that what you've come to tell me? 527 00:28:09,350 --> 00:28:10,350 - Pretty much. 528 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,979 - Actually, I doubt we're in competition. 529 00:28:13,980 --> 00:28:15,949 - You buy and sell land, so do I. 530 00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:18,369 - Yeah but mine's more specialized. 531 00:28:18,370 --> 00:28:19,370 - Specialized? 532 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,370 - So if you'll excuse me, 533 00:28:24,210 --> 00:28:26,183 I do have some work to be getting on with. 534 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,460 I'll get Paul to show you out. 535 00:28:58,324 --> 00:29:00,907 Harrison's file on my desk now. 536 00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:07,130 Show Jennings out. 537 00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:10,140 - Howard. 538 00:29:11,357 --> 00:29:12,330 - Well, it was a pleasure meeting you. 539 00:29:12,331 --> 00:29:14,263 - Yeah, next time make an appointment. 540 00:29:29,554 --> 00:29:31,354 - You should be ashamed of yourself. 541 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:34,060 How did it go? 542 00:29:35,010 --> 00:29:36,129 - It was a piece of cake. 543 00:29:36,130 --> 00:29:37,599 - We weren't even set up. 544 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,823 - What? 545 00:29:38,824 --> 00:29:39,657 - He brought the mark back with him. 546 00:29:39,658 --> 00:29:41,760 - I had a chance and I grabbed it. 547 00:29:41,761 --> 00:29:43,439 - Yeah and what if we couldn't have got set up in time? 548 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,219 - Mickey, I had faith in you, didn't I? 549 00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:46,553 - Where're your socks? 550 00:29:47,652 --> 00:29:48,485 - Here's one of 'em. 551 00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:50,339 - Sorry, Danny, but it does seem a bit messy. 552 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:51,173 - Messy? 553 00:29:51,174 --> 00:29:52,959 - Yeah, well usually we have it all worked out, 554 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:53,793 you know, a proper plan. 555 00:29:53,794 --> 00:29:56,999 - Listen, listen gang, listen up, we have got a plan. 556 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,999 Okay, we've got a plan, all up here. 557 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,255 - You've no idea how frightening that is, have you? 558 00:30:02,256 --> 00:30:03,089 - You just gotta trust me, haven't you? 559 00:30:03,090 --> 00:30:04,339 - Uh, well what next, then? 560 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:06,859 - Well, okay, I'm working on that one. 561 00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:09,149 - What's the first thing the mark would do? 562 00:30:09,150 --> 00:30:10,150 - Well, he'd. 563 00:30:12,670 --> 00:30:14,256 - What would you do? 564 00:30:14,257 --> 00:30:16,295 - Right, don't tell me. 565 00:30:16,296 --> 00:30:18,246 - You can almost hear the cogs turning. 566 00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:23,159 - Research Cityrise, Ash, please set up a website. 567 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,349 - I was just about to say that! 568 00:30:25,350 --> 00:30:28,669 Ash, go and search the thing, 569 00:30:28,670 --> 00:30:29,866 I was just about to say that, Mickey. 570 00:30:29,867 --> 00:30:32,299 All right, troops, everyone listen up. 571 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:34,759 Tomorrow, Ash, get the yard ready, 572 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,829 Stacie, I want you down the museum, 573 00:30:36,830 --> 00:30:38,149 Albert, you're our gold expert, 574 00:30:38,150 --> 00:30:40,416 Mickey, get yourself off to the bank. 575 00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:41,250 - What for? 576 00:30:41,251 --> 00:30:42,793 - Get your 50p out. 577 00:30:46,441 --> 00:30:48,851 - Do you ever have the feeling we've created a monster? 578 00:30:48,852 --> 00:30:50,102 - All the time. 579 00:31:08,124 --> 00:31:09,957 - Right, how far away? 580 00:31:49,321 --> 00:31:52,071 Remarkable examples, aren't they? 581 00:31:55,985 --> 00:31:57,759 - Do you work here? 582 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,460 - I'm in charge of the Bronze Age. 583 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:01,569 Well, not the Bronze Age as such, 584 00:32:01,570 --> 00:32:02,649 I mean, that's a period of time, 585 00:32:02,650 --> 00:32:06,313 that would make me a queen and a time traveler, at that. 586 00:32:08,650 --> 00:32:11,199 No, I'm actually in charge of the artifacts 587 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,763 that hail from the period. 588 00:32:13,970 --> 00:32:15,943 And these are my crowning glory. 589 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:19,550 One of the great mysteries of London. 590 00:32:21,085 --> 00:32:21,920 - It seems a bit far-fetched 591 00:32:21,921 --> 00:32:24,233 that there's a gold mine in London somewhere. 592 00:32:25,505 --> 00:32:26,623 - No, not really. 593 00:32:28,330 --> 00:32:31,889 The landscape was very different 6,000 years ago after all. 594 00:32:31,890 --> 00:32:33,293 No, it's perfectly feasible. 595 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,149 In actual fact, we have a professor of geology here 596 00:32:37,150 --> 00:32:39,789 in the museum who's writing a paper on it. 597 00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:40,650 - Really? 598 00:32:40,651 --> 00:32:42,200 Where do I find this professor? 599 00:32:43,530 --> 00:32:46,593 I'm a philanthropist, I invest in scientific studies. 600 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,779 - Oh well, in that case, 601 00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:50,779 I'm sure he'd be happy to talk to you, 602 00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:52,230 let me write down his number. 603 00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:58,640 - It says here the original mine would be worth millions. 604 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:01,539 - Indeed. 605 00:33:01,540 --> 00:33:03,639 I doubt what you see here represents even 1% 606 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,859 of what was actually there. 607 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:08,189 Of course, the site has almost certainly 608 00:33:08,190 --> 00:33:12,440 been built on by now, so we'll never know, will we? 609 00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:17,248 I've written my number on the other side. 610 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:21,153 Enjoy the rest of your visit, 611 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,053 the Saxon village reconstruction is excellent. 612 00:33:34,630 --> 00:33:37,499 - Well, it's widely believed that most gold deposits, 613 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,769 particularly of the volcanic and sedimentary variety, 614 00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:43,339 were formed from circulating ground waters 615 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:45,239 driven up by magma. 616 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,539 But then of course, it could also be expelled 617 00:33:47,540 --> 00:33:50,009 from the magma itself as it cooled. 618 00:33:50,010 --> 00:33:51,579 - And this could happen in London, right? 619 00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:53,412 - Oh, yes, no reason not, 620 00:33:53,413 --> 00:33:58,149 although geologically speaking, conditions aren't ideal. 621 00:33:58,150 --> 00:33:59,489 - And how could you find out if you thought 622 00:33:59,490 --> 00:34:01,689 you had land with gold in it? 623 00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:05,569 - Well, a multitude of ways, mostly by a simple soil test. 624 00:34:05,570 --> 00:34:07,039 - Soil test? 625 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:07,873 So I could bring you some soil 626 00:34:07,874 --> 00:34:09,519 and you could tell from that whether or not 627 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,739 there was gold underground? 628 00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:13,179 - No, I have to have further tests for that. 629 00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:17,159 But I could determine that the possibility was there. 630 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,160 - How accurately? 631 00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:24,020 - It depends on the size of the deposit, 80/90% possibly. 632 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,440 You hold such a piece of land? 633 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:31,356 - No, not yet. 634 00:34:31,357 --> 00:34:34,609 But if I did, would you be prepared to do this test for me? 635 00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:35,580 - Yes, of course, 636 00:34:35,581 --> 00:34:39,003 if the museum has no objection, I'd be happy to help. 637 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,163 - What you talkin' about? 638 00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:45,709 I don't need all this, I don't need all this. 639 00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:48,413 Yes, just do it, all right, do it. 640 00:34:55,581 --> 00:34:56,851 Cute, isn't it? 641 00:34:56,852 --> 00:35:00,352 All right, mate, how you doing, what's up? 642 00:35:01,226 --> 00:35:04,969 - Basically, Nick doesn't know it yet, but he's leaving us, 643 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:06,939 so his job's up for grabs, 644 00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:08,881 I just thought you might be interested. 645 00:35:08,882 --> 00:35:09,757 - Oh yeah? 646 00:35:09,758 --> 00:35:12,769 - 50K a year, double that with your commission, 647 00:35:12,770 --> 00:35:15,499 nice car, relocation allowance. 648 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:16,480 - Lovely. 649 00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:18,173 Yeah, I am listening. 650 00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:23,593 - Only trouble is I'm just not sure you're right for it. 651 00:35:25,146 --> 00:35:27,919 - I'm not sure I wanna work for you. 652 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,270 - Don't take offense, Paul. 653 00:35:30,275 --> 00:35:33,739 It's more about what kind of deals you're used to handling. 654 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:37,600 I mean, with Martin, what's the biggest deal you're doing? 655 00:35:37,601 --> 00:35:39,379 - Do I look like a muppet? 656 00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:40,213 - Pardon? 657 00:35:40,214 --> 00:35:42,273 - You're just trying to nick all our clients. 658 00:35:43,630 --> 00:35:44,759 - All right, well. 659 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,371 You can't blame a chap for trying, can you? 660 00:35:48,372 --> 00:35:52,869 Okay, look, just talk me through one of your deals. 661 00:35:52,870 --> 00:35:57,049 I mean, Martin was talking about one the other day, 662 00:35:57,050 --> 00:35:58,372 what was it? 663 00:35:58,373 --> 00:36:01,113 The Jubilee deal? 664 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:05,166 - You know about that? 665 00:36:05,167 --> 00:36:06,803 - A little, so what is it? 666 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:11,089 - All I know, all I know, 667 00:36:11,090 --> 00:36:13,860 is that we've been hired to buy a parcel of land 668 00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:17,759 regardless of price. 669 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,016 - Do you know where the land is? 670 00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:40,719 - It's owned by an old rag and bone merchant, 671 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,829 we've offered him twice what it's worth in cash 672 00:36:42,830 --> 00:36:45,969 but he ain't having any of it. 673 00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:46,920 - Cash? 674 00:36:46,921 --> 00:36:50,909 - Yeah, he hates banks. 675 00:36:50,910 --> 00:36:52,388 - It's a shithole. 676 00:36:52,389 --> 00:36:54,229 That's what I don't get, I mean, look at it, 677 00:36:54,230 --> 00:36:56,379 barely gonna get two houses in there, are ya? 678 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,789 I mean, it ain't that far from the Jubilee line, granted 679 00:36:58,790 --> 00:37:02,029 but, I dunno, boss seems very keen to pay 680 00:37:02,030 --> 00:37:03,280 way over the odds for it. 681 00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:06,676 - Right, can you get me in to see the owner? 682 00:37:06,677 --> 00:37:08,459 - What's in it for me? 683 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,010 - The job we discussed earlier. 684 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,960 - No. 685 00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:15,665 Look. 686 00:37:16,490 --> 00:37:18,676 I don't know what you're up to, all right, 687 00:37:18,677 --> 00:37:20,045 I don't know, I don't care 688 00:37:20,046 --> 00:37:23,699 but, you cut me in and then maybe, 689 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:28,097 you know maybe I'll suddenly start thinkin' about it. 690 00:37:28,098 --> 00:37:32,074 - I like you, Paul, you remind me of me. 691 00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:33,075 - So? 692 00:37:34,283 --> 00:37:38,700 - Yeah, you've got yourself a deal, set up a meeting. 693 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:43,572 - All I know, 694 00:37:43,573 --> 00:37:44,525 is that we've been hired 695 00:37:44,526 --> 00:37:48,616 to buy a parcel of land regardless of price. 696 00:37:50,140 --> 00:37:52,693 Regardless of price. 697 00:37:55,168 --> 00:37:57,469 - You know this is gonna go pear shaped, don't you? 698 00:37:57,470 --> 00:37:59,349 The kid's gone off 100 miles an hour. 699 00:37:59,350 --> 00:38:02,212 Little or no groundwork, no convincer, no Plan B. 700 00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:04,309 - Come on, give him credit, he's played it well so far. 701 00:38:04,310 --> 00:38:07,065 - Oh, come on, Mick, you know as well as I do. 702 00:38:07,066 --> 00:38:08,639 There's a huge gulf between setting up a long con 703 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,240 and actually walking away clean. 704 00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,380 - Yeah, I know. 705 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:15,933 - Which means you've got a decision to make. 706 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:18,670 - Which is? 707 00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:22,463 - If it's goin' down the pan, do you bail him out? 708 00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:24,958 Or do you let him fail, 709 00:38:24,959 --> 00:38:26,550 to teach him a lesson and win the bet? 710 00:38:28,978 --> 00:38:32,645 Even if that means you going back to prison. 711 00:39:20,534 --> 00:39:21,534 - Hello? 712 00:39:22,215 --> 00:39:23,215 Howard. 713 00:39:24,350 --> 00:39:26,053 Yeah, the land's worth 210. 714 00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:30,713 I think Martin's latest offer was 420. 715 00:39:33,050 --> 00:39:35,593 Yeah, yeah, 450 should do it. 716 00:39:37,528 --> 00:39:38,861 Okay, what time? 717 00:39:40,668 --> 00:39:42,647 Yeah, that's fine, I'll be there. 718 00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:43,898 All right, bye. 719 00:39:47,268 --> 00:39:48,268 We're on. 720 00:39:54,510 --> 00:39:55,959 - Hello? 721 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,119 Mr. Jennings, yes, hi. 722 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,973 10:30 and the address? 723 00:40:02,345 --> 00:40:04,512 Right, I'll be there, bye. 724 00:40:11,188 --> 00:40:12,444 - Hello? 725 00:40:12,445 --> 00:40:13,278 Howard? 726 00:40:13,279 --> 00:40:15,263 Okay, sure, no problem. 727 00:40:17,052 --> 00:40:18,052 And the address? 728 00:40:19,129 --> 00:40:20,129 Fine. 729 00:40:23,172 --> 00:40:24,239 That's weird. 730 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,923 - Why does he want everyone there? 731 00:40:26,785 --> 00:40:27,709 - Well, I told you, didn't I? 732 00:40:27,710 --> 00:40:29,723 He's a control freak. 733 00:40:29,724 --> 00:40:31,716 Okay, no problem. 734 00:40:31,717 --> 00:40:33,300 Ash, go get set up. 735 00:40:43,153 --> 00:40:45,320 Better get your 50p ready. 736 00:40:54,901 --> 00:40:55,737 - Right, you set? 737 00:40:55,737 --> 00:40:56,570 - Yeah. 738 00:40:56,571 --> 00:40:58,153 - Okay, 10 minutes. 739 00:41:14,566 --> 00:41:16,198 - This doesn't feel good. 740 00:41:16,199 --> 00:41:17,866 - It's Danny's call. 741 00:41:33,262 --> 00:41:34,262 - Howard. 742 00:41:35,581 --> 00:41:36,581 How are you? 743 00:41:37,610 --> 00:41:38,949 - Thought I'd better bring some security, 744 00:41:38,950 --> 00:41:39,790 there's a lot of money in here. 745 00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:42,162 - All right, lads, yeah, welcome, welcome. 746 00:41:42,163 --> 00:41:44,539 Here he is, Colin. 747 00:41:44,540 --> 00:41:46,129 This is the man I was telling you about. 748 00:41:46,130 --> 00:41:49,109 Mr. Jennings, this is Colin Nash. 749 00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:51,191 - Pleased to meet you, Mr. Nash. 750 00:41:51,192 --> 00:41:52,989 You look like a man who's prepared to drive a hard bargain. 751 00:41:52,990 --> 00:41:54,249 - Yeah, rats. 752 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:55,090 - Really? 753 00:41:55,091 --> 00:41:56,719 - I ain't got long. 754 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,029 - A man after my own heart. 755 00:41:58,030 --> 00:41:59,349 - He tells me you're willing to beat 756 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,649 the other bloke's offer. 757 00:42:00,650 --> 00:42:03,317 - Indeed, yes, there's a contract here. 758 00:42:03,318 --> 00:42:05,669 And the money's in here, in cash. 759 00:42:05,670 --> 00:42:07,756 - So how much you got in there, then? 760 00:42:07,757 --> 00:42:09,174 - 450,000 pounds. 761 00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:17,959 - It's time. 762 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:18,960 - Be careful. 763 00:42:28,405 --> 00:42:31,139 - So, so, so, do we have a deal? 764 00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:32,923 - Absolutely, just one condition, 765 00:42:34,050 --> 00:42:36,773 that I carry out a soil test. 766 00:42:37,795 --> 00:42:39,649 - Soil test? 767 00:42:39,650 --> 00:42:40,933 - It's company policy. 768 00:42:44,073 --> 00:42:45,951 Oh, thank you for coming. 769 00:42:45,952 --> 00:42:47,535 - I'm not exactly sure why I'm here. 770 00:42:47,536 --> 00:42:48,369 - Who are they? 771 00:42:48,370 --> 00:42:50,012 - They'll be carrying out the tests. 772 00:42:50,013 --> 00:42:52,329 - No one said nothin' about no soil test. 773 00:42:52,330 --> 00:42:54,529 - No soil test, no deal. 774 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:55,363 - Yeah, well hurry up, then, 775 00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:58,479 like I said I ain't got all day. 776 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,609 - I've got everything I need here, it wouldn't take long. 777 00:43:01,610 --> 00:43:02,610 - In your own time. 778 00:43:06,741 --> 00:43:10,629 - I don't get it, what exactly are you looking for? 779 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:11,630 - You'll see. 780 00:43:29,162 --> 00:43:30,448 - Well? 781 00:43:30,449 --> 00:43:31,282 Are you sure? 782 00:43:31,283 --> 00:43:32,479 - Definite traces of gold. 783 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,899 It's my belief there was an underground stream here 784 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:37,263 at some point skirting the main source 785 00:43:37,264 --> 00:43:40,260 and bringing the particles up to the surface, you see? 786 00:43:40,261 --> 00:43:41,423 - Excellent. 787 00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:45,939 - So, do we have a deal? 788 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:47,158 - It would seem so, 789 00:43:47,159 --> 00:43:48,679 just one more bridge to cross and then we can sign. 790 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,680 - What bridge? 791 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,920 - Okay. 792 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,499 - Howard, if you're messing me about, I'll go. 793 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,609 - The thing is, Paul it occurred to me 794 00:44:03,610 --> 00:44:06,029 this might all be part of some elaborate con. 795 00:44:06,030 --> 00:44:06,863 - Con? 796 00:44:06,864 --> 00:44:09,449 - Surely you've heard of a confidence trick. 797 00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:11,909 For example, say you were all part of the same gang? 798 00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:12,853 How would I know? 799 00:44:12,854 --> 00:44:15,129 - I haven't met any of you until this week. 800 00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:17,549 - So for me to part with a briefcase full of cash 801 00:44:17,550 --> 00:44:19,467 to people I've known for less than a week 802 00:44:19,468 --> 00:44:21,268 would be pretty stupid, wouldn't it? 803 00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:23,909 And I'm not. 804 00:44:23,910 --> 00:44:25,659 Stupid, that is. 805 00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:27,889 So I thought I'd better get some insurance. 806 00:44:27,890 --> 00:44:28,780 You see, the Professor has just told me 807 00:44:28,781 --> 00:44:30,689 there are gold deposits here. 808 00:44:30,690 --> 00:44:31,799 - Gold? 809 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,769 - That's right, yes, your boss was very secretive, 810 00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:34,603 wasn't he? 811 00:44:34,604 --> 00:44:35,769 Although you knew where the land was 812 00:44:35,770 --> 00:44:37,173 and how much he'd offered. 813 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:40,869 So now I do my own tests. 814 00:44:40,870 --> 00:44:42,799 And if they don't find anything 815 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,199 five minutes after you've assured me there was gold 816 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,283 then I'd have to assume you were about to con me. 817 00:44:50,804 --> 00:44:52,540 No one leave. 818 00:45:10,282 --> 00:45:11,115 - When they don't find gold, 819 00:45:11,116 --> 00:45:13,559 I've got a feeling he's gonna be very pissed off. 820 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,099 So if you tell me which way you're gonna run, 821 00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:16,849 I can make sure we don't bump into each other. 822 00:45:16,850 --> 00:45:18,163 - Shit, shit, shit! 823 00:45:19,712 --> 00:45:22,319 - I really hope Danny's got a Plan B. 824 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:27,320 - And C. 825 00:45:29,663 --> 00:45:30,983 - What's all this, then? 826 00:45:30,984 --> 00:45:32,484 - Won't take long. 827 00:45:48,209 --> 00:45:49,042 - Vermin. 828 00:45:49,042 --> 00:45:49,875 - Are you quite finished? 829 00:45:49,876 --> 00:45:50,967 - Have to burn 'em. 830 00:45:52,860 --> 00:45:55,623 - Hey, hey, what the bloody hell's all this? 831 00:45:56,550 --> 00:45:59,889 - Do you know I thought you might make an appearance. 832 00:45:59,890 --> 00:46:00,890 - Paul? 833 00:46:02,130 --> 00:46:04,785 This is my deal, you've no idea what you're doing. 834 00:46:04,786 --> 00:46:05,786 - Look, look, look, 835 00:46:06,789 --> 00:46:10,739 Mr. Jennings has topped your offer, it's been accepted, 836 00:46:10,740 --> 00:46:12,249 get over it. 837 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,160 - You're fired. 838 00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:15,049 - You just happened to be passing, I take it? 839 00:46:15,050 --> 00:46:17,469 - No, I wasn't just passing, Dorothy told me he was here. 840 00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:18,829 - Look, we've done the deal. 841 00:46:18,830 --> 00:46:20,329 - I'm here to make another offer. 842 00:46:20,330 --> 00:46:22,749 Mr. Nash, now, I have another offer 843 00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,687 that I really think you should consider. 844 00:46:24,688 --> 00:46:25,688 - Boss. 845 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,924 - Okay, we're screwed. 846 00:46:32,925 --> 00:46:34,801 - I take it he got Albert to do a test first. 847 00:46:34,802 --> 00:46:35,635 - How did you know that? 848 00:46:35,636 --> 00:46:36,679 - That's the only way he'll know for certain 849 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,136 if it's a con. 850 00:46:38,137 --> 00:46:40,387 - So, what are we gonna do? 851 00:46:49,590 --> 00:46:52,408 - Looks like you've got yourself a deal, Mr. Nash. 852 00:47:03,679 --> 00:47:05,679 If you could sign there. 853 00:47:12,655 --> 00:47:14,155 Thank you very much, Mr. Nash. 854 00:47:18,510 --> 00:47:20,989 Looks like you've been pipped at the post, Golden Balls. 855 00:47:20,990 --> 00:47:21,823 Sorry about all that other stuff 856 00:47:21,824 --> 00:47:23,387 but you never know who to trust. 857 00:47:24,290 --> 00:47:26,009 Paul, about the job, 858 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,310 I've decided to keep Nick on after all, sorry. 859 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:38,299 - Can someone explain to me what just happened? 860 00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:39,439 - He found gold. 861 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,380 - How? 862 00:47:40,381 --> 00:47:43,149 - Well I guess the Jubilee site had to be somewhere. 863 00:47:43,150 --> 00:47:44,899 - But that means this place could be worth millions 864 00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:47,969 and we just flogged it to him for a poxy 450K. 865 00:47:47,970 --> 00:47:49,993 - You win some, you lose some. 866 00:47:51,190 --> 00:47:52,969 - Well, that was intense. 867 00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:54,170 - Let's get out of here. 868 00:48:00,624 --> 00:48:02,541 - I still don't get it. 869 00:48:06,306 --> 00:48:08,638 - It would have been a terrible, terrible thing. 870 00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:12,479 - My sex life would have been a terrible thing. 871 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,039 - Do you know I could get used to this, 872 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,040 a quiet Danny. 873 00:48:16,983 --> 00:48:18,708 - Silence is golden. 874 00:48:22,342 --> 00:48:23,342 Golden! 875 00:48:24,863 --> 00:48:25,696 - Having a good laugh, are you? 876 00:48:25,697 --> 00:48:27,502 Everybody having a good laugh? 877 00:48:27,503 --> 00:48:29,429 Okay, where's my 50p? 878 00:48:29,430 --> 00:48:30,549 And I want a letter. 879 00:48:30,550 --> 00:48:31,383 - A letter? 880 00:48:31,384 --> 00:48:33,079 - Yes, I want a letter signed by you 881 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,959 apologizing for underestimating me 882 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,854 and stating un-categorically that I'm the better grifter, 883 00:48:38,855 --> 00:48:40,279 you lot can witness it. 884 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,059 Eddie, paper on the bar, squire, thank you. 885 00:48:43,060 --> 00:48:46,069 - I'd happily do that, Danny, if you'd won the bet. 886 00:48:46,070 --> 00:48:48,059 - Well, did we sell the land or not? 887 00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:48,893 - Yes. 888 00:48:48,894 --> 00:48:49,929 - Yeah, is the money in the case or not? 889 00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:50,763 - Yes. 890 00:48:50,763 --> 00:48:51,596 - Yeah, then pay up. 891 00:48:51,597 --> 00:48:53,689 - No, but the bet was which is the best style? 892 00:48:53,690 --> 00:48:55,399 Your unstructured, undisciplined, 893 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,439 fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants, 894 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,189 let's-all-go-to-jail madness masquerading as a long con 895 00:48:59,190 --> 00:49:03,739 or my professional, reasoned, covering-all-the-angles, 896 00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:04,890 never-get-caught style. 897 00:49:05,850 --> 00:49:07,399 - Bollocks. 898 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,449 - And that's your argument, is it? 899 00:49:08,450 --> 00:49:10,516 - No, no, my argument is the con worked 900 00:49:10,517 --> 00:49:11,569 and you should pay up. 901 00:49:11,570 --> 00:49:13,598 - But the con was falling apart. 902 00:49:13,599 --> 00:49:15,169 - We still got paid. 903 00:49:15,170 --> 00:49:17,246 - Yeah but only because I was watching your back. 904 00:49:17,247 --> 00:49:18,839 - What? 905 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:19,673 - Tell him Ash. 906 00:49:19,674 --> 00:49:21,829 - Ah, no, no, no, no, you leave me out of this. 907 00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:23,249 - Danny, you hadn't covered all the angles 908 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:24,489 so I had to do it for you. 909 00:49:24,490 --> 00:49:25,804 - Well, how did you do that then 910 00:49:25,805 --> 00:49:26,879 'cause I didn't hear you say a word. 911 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,349 - I didn't have to. 912 00:49:28,350 --> 00:49:29,949 You remember Ash firing his gun? 913 00:49:29,950 --> 00:49:30,783 - Yeah? 914 00:49:30,784 --> 00:49:32,169 - He didn't actually shoot anything. 915 00:49:32,170 --> 00:49:35,149 - All right, so the rat died of a heart attack. 916 00:49:35,150 --> 00:49:38,279 - Actually it was one I prepared earlier. 917 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,240 - What do you mean? 918 00:49:39,241 --> 00:49:41,053 - He simply fired into the ground. 919 00:49:42,050 --> 00:49:42,883 - Why? 920 00:49:42,884 --> 00:49:44,919 - Because he'd filled the cartridges with gold. 921 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,809 So all he had to do was aim at the spot 922 00:49:46,810 --> 00:49:49,579 where the sample was about to be taken and fire, 923 00:49:49,580 --> 00:49:52,263 peppering the soil with gold. 924 00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:56,478 - So there weren't any gold? 925 00:49:56,479 --> 00:49:58,319 - No, only what we put there, 926 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,583 sorry, only what I put there to cover your ass. 927 00:50:02,670 --> 00:50:05,549 Experience, science, Danny. 928 00:50:05,550 --> 00:50:08,533 Covering all the angles, not going off half-cocked. 929 00:50:09,550 --> 00:50:11,859 So I win the bet. 930 00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:12,860 - Yeah, well. 931 00:50:16,210 --> 00:50:17,210 Whatever. 932 00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:20,411 Call it a draw, all right? 933 00:50:20,412 --> 00:50:23,049 - No, now wait a minute if I hadn't bailed you out, 934 00:50:23,050 --> 00:50:24,239 the whole thing would have gone pear shaped. 935 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,971 - Yeah, well if it weren't for me, 936 00:50:25,972 --> 00:50:27,199 we wouldn't have been there in the first place. 937 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,546 - You owe me 50p, pay up. 938 00:50:28,547 --> 00:50:29,839 - No, no you pay up. 939 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,203 - But I won. 940 00:50:31,204 --> 00:50:32,689 - No, you didn't win, you didn't win. 941 00:50:32,690 --> 00:50:34,767 We made a case full of money because of me. 942 00:50:34,768 --> 00:50:35,601 - No, because of me, you mean, 943 00:50:35,602 --> 00:50:36,969 what about the web site? 944 00:50:36,970 --> 00:50:37,840 - I was gonna do that. 945 00:50:37,841 --> 00:50:39,439 - And I arranged for Albert to give you a lesson 946 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,320 in cold reading. 947 00:50:40,321 --> 00:50:41,419 - What, cold reading? 948 00:50:41,420 --> 00:50:43,009 I knew that stuff already. 949 00:50:43,010 --> 00:50:44,010 - No, you did not. 950 00:50:44,748 --> 00:50:46,219 - Looks like it's going to be a long night. 951 00:50:46,220 --> 00:50:47,920 - Yeah, shall we leave them to it? 952 00:50:49,155 --> 00:50:49,988 - Why don't you just admit it, 953 00:50:49,989 --> 00:50:51,663 I beat you fair and square? 954 00:50:51,664 --> 00:50:52,497 - Why don't you just admit it, all right? 955 00:50:52,498 --> 00:50:54,989 You were gonna walk away, I made us a case full of money. 956 00:50:54,990 --> 00:50:56,669 - I do hate sore losers. 957 00:50:56,670 --> 00:50:57,670 - Do you? 958 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,089 Double or quits. 959 00:51:01,090 --> 00:51:01,923 - What? 960 00:51:01,923 --> 00:51:02,820 - I've got this great idea. 961 00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:03,653 - Oh, no. 962 00:51:03,654 --> 00:51:05,479 - No, bear with me. 963 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:06,628 Pigeons. 964 00:51:06,629 --> 00:51:07,580 - Pigeons? 965 00:51:07,580 --> 00:51:08,413 - Pigeons, yeah. 966 00:51:08,414 --> 00:51:09,868 Pigeons. 967 00:51:09,869 --> 00:51:11,300 I read all about them, they're worth a fortune. 968 00:51:11,301 --> 00:51:13,329 Can you paint a pigeon? 969 00:51:13,330 --> 00:51:14,529 - I'm not even listening. 970 00:51:14,530 --> 00:51:15,789 - No, 'cause you know I'm right. 971 00:51:15,790 --> 00:51:17,352 - Shut up, Danny.