1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,992 and Mankind has been paying the price ever since. 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:06,311 All because we were tempted by something we didn't need. 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,876 The serpent was the first grifter. 4 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,830 Yo, Terry, what's going on? It's Chazz again. 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:24,198 'Ere what, yeah. I need those flaming boxes delivered this afternoon, drey. 6 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,158 You can do that for me, just put them all in the van, yeah? 7 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:28,753 Yeah, that'll be great. 8 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,354 Yeah, Terry, gotta put you on hold, it's my mom on the other line. 9 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,749 Probably her hip again. One sec. 10 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,195 Mr. Hyotona, konnichiwa. 11 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,510 Yes, the artifact is with me now. 12 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,194 Of course you can see it but time is of the essence. 13 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,748 I'm expecting a consignment of Italian lithographs... 14 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:47,469 all arriving this afternoon in identical boxes, unmarked of course. 15 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:51,599 Mr. Emmerick's phone. Mr. Jensen, I'll put you right through. 16 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:56,911 Yes, Mr. Hyotona, I'll have to place you on hold. It's my Madrid dealer. 17 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,039 Mr. Jensen. 18 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,113 I'm afraid there's another interested party. 19 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:06,030 Well, an original, illuminated, 6th century transcript... 20 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:09,590 of the Pentateuchal books of the Bible is bound to generate a lot of buzz. 21 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,159 You've seen the Photostats? 22 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,038 Some of these pictures put even the Book of Kells to shame. 23 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,192 What's that? You haven't seen them? 24 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,674 My associate, Professor Jackson, isn't with you? 25 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,797 Ash, where is Professor sodding Jackson? 26 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,589 Albert hasn't shown. I can't raise him. 27 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,672 I'm sure there's a very good reason why he's not with you. 28 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,678 Albert's not turned up. 29 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,514 One moment please, Mr. Jensen, my PA has just walked in. 30 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,911 What do you mean he's not turned up? 31 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,592 He ain't there, okay? 32 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:44,195 He's a no-show, Mickey. The street is an Albert-free zone. 33 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,838 For the poor? 34 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,872 Are you troubled, my son? 35 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,110 I think I saw the future today. 36 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:29,590 God sometimes gives us glimpses of the path we are traveling. 37 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,353 I always thought I knew just where I was headed. 38 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,032 Truth is, Sister... 39 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,113 now I'm not so sure. 40 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,872 Do not despair. 41 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,359 There is always hope. 42 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:44,792 I don't mean to split hairs, Sister, but I don't believe in hope exactly. 43 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,236 I prefer to call it chance. 44 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,278 And a chance has to be grabbed. 45 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,078 What's your problem, my son? 46 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,037 I'm not a churchgoer, Father. 47 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:09,874 The wife's a big fan, though. 48 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,316 She told me to light a candle to Saint Marie of the Incarnation. 49 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:17,593 I'll bend the knee to any statue you like. But you have got to help me. 50 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,075 Albie. We were worried. 51 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,832 What are you, my nurse? I'm fine. 52 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,911 Look, there's bad news and there's good news. 53 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,434 When you didn't show, the marks lost their bottle. 54 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:27,714 So you've had the bad, then. 55 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,756 - Where the hell were you? - We were worried. 56 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:32,832 Albie, if you want to go off-piste, at least let the rest of us know. 57 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,150 This one has always been a no-no. 58 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,798 I've had a bad feeling from the off. 59 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,791 Okay, so what's the good news? 60 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,038 Johnny Keyes. 61 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,634 Keyes. Oh, yeah. I know him. 62 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,398 Proper hard man. Proper East End, he is. 63 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,549 I thought he was a chef. 64 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,279 "The Kitchen King." Yeah, my missus had that book. 65 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,432 So you saw a fancy chef in a church. 66 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,398 Whoopee diddley doo! 67 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:00,950 No. I saw a powerful, arrogant thug. 68 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:05,596 With cash in his pockets and desperation in his eyes. 69 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,557 What's he got to be desperate about? 70 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:11,394 He grew up on the streets, robbing houses, talking with his fists. 71 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,869 Yeah, not to mention turning over a couple of banks. 72 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,235 And he did time for that. A lot of time. 73 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,229 Some say they should have thrown away the key. 74 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,793 This man was evil personified. 75 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,430 Inside I was just like the rest of them. A nobody. 76 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,838 I did kitchen detail just to pass the time at first. 77 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,516 But then it got into my blood. 78 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,599 And I was devouring books. Hungry to learn. 79 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,318 Cooking for the big men. 80 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,756 So he gets out of prison and buys a restaurant with a bag of gold bullion. 81 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,149 - And now of course, he runs K's. - K's. 82 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,708 Who do you have to kill to get a table in there these days? 83 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,751 He said it's in case I get a puncture. 84 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,393 So why is he desperate? 85 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:05,111 What most people have forgotten is the story of James. 86 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,714 His son. 87 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:11,634 In 1974, his one-year-old son was kidnapped. 88 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,278 Never to be heard or seen again. 89 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,635 I had a lot of enemies in those days. 90 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,196 But I'll never know which bastard took him. 91 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:23,670 I couldn't pay what they wanted. I didn't have the ransom, all right? 92 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,715 I've got to find him. 93 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,313 Before it's too late. 94 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:29,389 Keyes is sick. 95 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:34,270 A bum ticker. He wants to find his heir before they stick him in the ground. 96 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,876 James would be 32 now. 97 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,238 So you're talking birthrights... 98 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,993 inheritance, that's your angle, is it? 99 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:47,471 Sorry, but stinging some guy who's still grieving over his long lost son? 100 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,074 Don't shed one tear for him, my dear. 101 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,516 The guy's a nasty piece of work. 102 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,878 I got a feeling in my bones that he's close. 103 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,309 I got money for him. 104 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,870 Plenty to help him make something of himself, the way I did. 105 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,791 If I could give him the money... 106 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,314 least then I'd feel I'd done something for him. 107 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,313 Now what? 108 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:12,079 I think we should reunite him with his long lost son. 109 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,514 Albert. 110 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,435 What the hell were you doing in a church today? 111 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,995 Gil Stewart died this afternoon. 112 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:23,833 I was there at the end. 113 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,356 Oh, God. I'm so sorry, Albert. You two were like brothers. 114 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,513 We worked Vegas together. 115 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,200 That man was made for bright lights. 116 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,114 Poor bastard. 117 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,475 Died of a stroke in a dental surgery. 118 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,152 Well, someone should sue them. 119 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,232 He was pretending to be the dentist. 120 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,310 Before he died... 121 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,439 he gave me this. 122 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,749 His wedding ring. 123 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,588 All those years of hard grift... 124 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:05,150 and he dies holding a bottle of plaque remover. 125 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,719 When I die, Mickey... 126 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,715 I want my pockets to be filled with cash. 127 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,316 Let's take Keyes' money, Michael. 128 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:19,954 So. 129 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,074 How do you feel about playing the prodigal son then? 130 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,834 Well? 131 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,639 Stacie, find out as much as possible about Keyes'past. 132 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,553 The details will help convince him that Danny is his son. 133 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,114 These old articles talk about a vicious armed robber... 134 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,953 into everything from extortion to protection rackets. 135 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:17,032 But once Keyes gets out of jail, he reinvents himself. 136 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,759 Suddenly he's about as dangerous as Delia Smith. 137 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,070 Well, I reckon she's got a dark side. 138 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,593 Salmon nibble? 139 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:28,110 One theory is that he swindled some of his old compadres out of money. 140 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,713 The kidnap was revenge. 141 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,439 Okay. So how do we usually get a mark? 142 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,078 We appeal to their greed. 143 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,355 This bloke's not looking to make money, is he? 144 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,749 He's looking to give it away. 145 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,319 So we spin him a sob story. 146 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,879 Will that be enough? 147 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:45,748 You see giving Danny the money has to be his idea. 148 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:54,799 What you got in there? 149 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,836 Got luncheon meat. Obviously. 150 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,394 - That's on the turn. - Yeah, that's how I like it. 151 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,754 Who's Albert with? 152 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,910 - His new best friends. - Oh, yeah. 153 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:07,038 Yeah, bunch of cab drivers he met this morning. 154 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,518 Three jacks. 155 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,837 - Happens to the best of them. - Yeah. It does. 156 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,750 Four kings. 157 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,034 You lose, old-timer. 158 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,674 - Go again? - Soon. I hope. 159 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,435 So, he's had a few, then? 160 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,511 Yeah. He's been here a while. 161 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,155 A rose in a bed of thorns. 162 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:44,719 We keep away from blokes on a hot streak unless we got another deck up our sleeve. 163 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,239 Albert? 164 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,954 Look, mate, gambling's not going to bring Gil back. 165 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,839 Have you called Keyes yet? 166 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:01,430 No, I don't wish to make a reservation. I wish to speak to Mr. Keyes. 167 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,514 Yeah, Father O'Brien. 168 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,312 Of course there's nothing like a wine tasting en primeur. 169 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,198 I've just come back from a chateau in Burgundy. 170 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,269 Top stuff. 171 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,829 No. 172 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,588 Of course, it's all bloody show. Still. 173 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,318 I'm a sucker for the grape. 174 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,192 Who'd you say you were again? 175 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,199 Chris. 176 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:28,159 I run Family Ties. We help reunite estranged families. 177 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,038 I don't know anything about wine. 178 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,076 Only about 200 people in this country do. 179 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,674 Sammy here accounts for about three of them. 180 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,591 So the priest sent you, then? 181 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,877 He called us about three years ago. 182 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,110 Trying to locate his real family. 183 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:47,236 I'm talking about James. Your son. 184 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,993 I know this is difficult, but please believe me when I say - 185 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,877 There's no way. 186 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:56,589 The priest makes one call and finds my son just like that? 187 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,032 All right. 188 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,151 Call us when you're ready. 189 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,393 Hello, is that Jobseekers? 190 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,836 Yes, I'm wondering if you could help me. I'm looking for some enthusiastic... 191 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,672 candidates with a very good telephone manner. 192 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:10,233 James has been in and out of foster homes since he was three. 193 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,359 He was illegally sold to a childless couple... 194 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,795 who had a change of heart and abandoned him. 195 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:19,270 He should have been identified as your son, but unfortunately he wasn't. 196 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,395 I don't buy that you've found him. 197 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,077 He found you, Mr. Keyes. 198 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,037 Quite some time ago. 199 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,635 He didn't know if you'd want to see him. But when Father O'Brien called us... 200 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,392 that's when James knew. 201 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,552 I'll be in touch. 202 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,518 I hope this brief role-play has given you some idea... 203 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,989 of the environment you'd be expected to work in. 204 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,755 Mr. Starkey will hand out questionnaires. Please hand them back as you leave. 205 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:55,116 And we'll be in touch with the lucky two we've chosen in due course. 206 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,474 Thank you for your time. 207 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,878 What is that? 208 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:13,036 Don't look in the cupboard. 209 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,910 Is it gonna jump out? 210 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,958 - Jesus! - I warned you. 211 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,952 What do you think the air freshener's are for? 212 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,198 Albie. 213 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,152 Nobody's going to the funeral. 214 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,231 But, Gil would have loved this. 215 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,232 He's being buried under the name of Benedict Doonan. 216 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,073 Died a dentist. Buried a dentist. 217 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:43,311 So he doesn't get his own name on his headstone? 218 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,037 - Bummer. - What does it matter? 219 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,953 Who's gonna be there to cry for him? 220 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,152 What's eating Gilbert Grape? 221 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,834 Well, he won't admit it, but it's grief. 222 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,512 Hello, Chris speaking. 223 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:10,272 Yeah, no that's no trouble at all. We can get that arranged. Yeah. 224 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,191 Okay, cheers. 225 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,633 That was Keyes' lawyer. 226 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,518 They want a blood test. 227 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,717 Organ courier. Theater. Which floor? 228 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,358 Your contact is? 229 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,032 Contact sheet's back in my panniers. 230 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,235 I wasn't told of a transplant. 231 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,993 Yeah, well sorry, love, but seeing as you're not doing the operation... 232 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,594 maybe they didn't make you a priority. Which floor? 233 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,672 - I'm afraid I can't let you through until - - Right. Okay. 234 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,469 There's a fella upstairs the same color as a canary and he's waiting for one of these. 235 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:52,838 On a slab. On a drip. Cut open. With a little machine doing the job of his liver for him. 236 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,549 You want to ask him if he minds hanging on a bit while I go and get my clipboard? 237 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,433 Thank you. 238 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,392 Staff. Excellent. 239 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:52,439 I'll need someone available to take a blood sample for me in about half an hour. 240 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:56,229 Get me three chairs and an internal phone... 241 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,790 and coffee, three sugars if you can. 242 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,276 The doctor... 243 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,189 is in. 244 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,675 Dr. Reef. Yes, he phoned to let us know. 245 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,354 - First floor and follow the signs. - Cheers. 246 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,437 This is all rather unorthodox. 247 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,514 Protocol is to send these results in the post. 248 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,388 But since you insist on knowing now. 249 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,754 Let's have it. 250 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,354 We compared the DNA from your sample to that of James Haworth. 251 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:43,670 The relative chance of paternity is 99.99%. 252 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,559 So James... 253 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,756 It is as beyond doubt as it can be. 254 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,198 He is your son, Mr. Keyes. 255 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,158 I want a second opinion. 256 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,629 I'm sorry? 257 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,438 I want it reconfirmed. Now. 258 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,552 - Well, you can see the results. - It's the way I do things. 259 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,551 You get another doctor in. Now. 260 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,791 Well, I'm not sure I can just pull a colleague off the corridor. 261 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,075 If it'll put Mr. Keyes' mind at rest, Doctor. 262 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,113 Very well. 263 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,952 Do you want a cup of something? 264 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,998 He's been ages. He's made a cock-up. I knew this wasn't right. 265 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,635 Yeah, think I agree. 266 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,395 What, we're going? 267 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,789 Well, it's not doing you any good pacing up and down here. 268 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,553 Besides, they can always send the second opinion in the post. 269 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,428 - Do you really think we should go? - It's your call. You're in the driving seat. 270 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,749 I'm here to unite people not alienate them. 271 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,758 Five more minutes. 272 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,474 Okay. 273 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,030 This is Dr. Mansfield. 274 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:14,353 Dr. Mansfield, I will show you these two DNA results. 275 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,558 Your assessment, please. 276 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,392 99.99% match, Doctor. 277 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,630 - They're related? - Yes. 278 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,553 I need a drink. 279 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:29,949 You did very well. 280 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,031 - So am I a doctor now? - Definitely. 281 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:36,352 Do I get to do operations? I'd like to operate on a heart, or an eye, or a lung. 282 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:40,228 Steady, these pre-meds can really give you the wobbles. 283 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,594 Or a brain. 284 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,432 Yeah, let's get you back to bed. 285 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,757 God, the things I do for you guys. 286 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,751 - You look cute. - Yeah, you look fantastic. 287 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,229 Juliette Keyes. She's on to her third husband. 288 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,197 She'll want to know what you're after financially. 289 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,669 Yeah, but the blood test confirms it, doesn't it? I'm his son. 290 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,955 But still, I'll be there to stage-manage. 291 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,634 - Okay, you look great, let's go eat. - Just looking. 292 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,349 Thank you. 293 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,518 It's okay, come on. 294 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,519 Right. 295 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,032 This is James. 296 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,553 Jimmy. Everyone calls me Jimmy. 297 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,710 And this is Jimmy's missus-to-be, Paula. 298 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,236 This is an amazing place. Isn't it amazing, Jimmy? 299 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,878 Yeah. It's amazing. 300 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,473 I'm Juliette. 301 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,316 Handsome devil isn't he, Johnny. 302 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,516 So you found us all right, then? 303 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,749 Yeah. 304 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,717 Well, it took a few years. 305 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,238 The important thing... 306 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:52,835 at this very early stage is not to worry about any doubts or fears or anything. 307 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,718 Just, you know, be patient. 308 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,836 It's an amazing place, this. 309 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,956 You got to keep ahead in the restaurant game. 310 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:09,113 Customers will eat the food, but when it comes to other chefs, it's dog eat dog. 311 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,591 Cost us everything, this place. 312 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,999 It's amazing. 313 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,750 Keep the menus brief, that's the trick. 314 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,671 People want to be told what to eat. 315 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,318 So what are you cooking, Jimmy? 316 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,391 Well, I'm just at Burger Chef right now. 317 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,392 But I've done stints in some fancy places, ain't I? 318 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,119 - Yeah. - Lamb and apple tatties. 319 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,351 That's one of mine, with a spicy fig sauce. 320 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,871 Saffron, roasties. 321 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,871 You don't want to get too fancy. 322 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,394 Simple food tells its own story... 323 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,596 providing it's sauced right. Here. 324 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,869 Try that. 325 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,360 Don't dawdle, know your mind, Jimmy. 326 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,874 Are you taking the piss out of me with this chowder? 327 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,793 On second thoughts, have you put the piss in the chowder? 328 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,188 So. 329 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,669 You're mad about your food, Jimmy. 330 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,717 But have you got what it takes? 331 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:08,428 No, I am dreadfully sorry, sir. Yeah, but I - 332 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,677 Sir, shouting at the maitre d' doesn't alter the fact that there is... 333 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,070 a four-week waiting list for Sunday lunch. Goodbye. 334 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:16,909 Some people. 335 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,917 - Wow, four weeks? - Eight weeks for a Saturday night. 336 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,398 We always keep a couple of tables on stand-by for those last minute celebs. 337 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,230 What you doing out here on your lonesome? 338 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,998 Two's company, a social worker's a crowd. 339 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,510 We're not being wound up, are we, Chris? 340 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,876 He isn't a gold-digger, is he? Because we've had someone try it on before. 341 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,235 - No, Jimmy's for real. - Well, he'd better be. 342 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,356 Or knowing Johnny, God help him. 343 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,038 Makes no odds how much you pay for your Chateaubriand... 344 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,678 the bins still stink. 345 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,557 Yeah, I suppose so. 346 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:57,031 I'm going to put a visible wine cellar out here, behind a glass partition. 347 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,190 Beautiful thing, a good cellar. 348 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,313 Sounds fantastic... 349 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,514 Mr. Keyes. 350 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,158 Call me Johnny, at least. 351 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,469 So. 352 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,351 You want to open a gastro-pub. 353 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,715 Well, that's the plan. 354 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,712 I mean, that's a long way off. 355 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,754 So did Mom suffer much before she died? 356 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,239 Your mom? 357 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,839 No. It was quick. The cancer was all through her. 358 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,515 We were separated by then. The family didn't let me go to the hospital. 359 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,999 Just the funeral. Bastards. 360 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,310 I wasn't angry. I didn't cry. 361 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,870 When you come from nowhere you learn pride. No weakness, yeah? 362 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,235 Look. 363 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,471 Tomorrow night. In here. A family party. 364 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,194 Come on, yes or no. What's the matter? 365 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,072 Yeah, all right, then. Yeah, tomorrow. 366 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:57,439 I tell you now, if he could, he'd hand me the whole business on a plate today. 367 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,354 - I don't think so. - What are you talking about? 368 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,194 There's a connection but there's no bond. You need to bond, Danny. 369 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,315 What? 370 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,356 Why don't you give him a kiss? 371 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,829 Oh, yes. 372 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,189 Eddie's aunt's attic. 373 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,635 Hasn't been cleaned since Everton won the FA Cup. 374 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,712 Killer cobwebs. Sticky, with those little bits of grit. 375 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,675 It's very nice, yeah. 376 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,398 We need to beef Danny up. 377 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,389 Book a table at K's for tomorrow night. 378 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,912 Eight-week waiting list. 379 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:33,989 Problem? 380 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,669 Nope. 381 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,429 Hey, guys. 382 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,717 Guys, you wouldn't be interested in having your picture snapped... 383 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,472 with Justin Timberlake, would you? 384 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,950 Yeah, I got the nod he's eating at K's, and the pics always look better... 385 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,838 with a little bit of a crowd, you know? Go on. Off you go. 386 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,514 Go on quickly. We love Justin! Off you go. Come on. 387 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,233 Just around the corner. Go quickly. 388 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,955 Will you please leave right now! 389 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,913 I don't want to have... 390 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,639 Listen to me, I don't want to call the police. Now go! 391 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,358 Excuse me. 392 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,954 When I book a table I ask for discretion to the max. 393 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,396 Why do you think Mr. Timberlake is choosing to dine out of the West End? 394 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,358 - I don't understand. - Justin Timberlake, you moron. 395 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,874 He's not in the book. I can check with Ms. Keyes. 396 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,679 No, Justin doesn't do books. He comes in under the wire. 397 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,193 Not under my wire, sir. 398 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,589 I'll tell you what we'll do, then. Don't get the table ready. 399 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,558 Instead we'll wait in the foyer here with the adoring hordes... 400 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,438 so you can explain it all to Justin and his people when he arrives. 401 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,636 Just doesn't look good for a place like this, does it? 402 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,917 Well, I can assure you, sir, this publicity leak had nothing to do with us. 403 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,753 The hard-core ones pick it up off the fan sites. What can you do? 404 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,308 I'll take the table and tell Justin's driver to delay for an hour. 405 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,992 Justin's a regular guy. He'll understand. 406 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,470 Nothing by a window, no place settings facing west. Lead on. 407 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,233 Who is he and why has he got a table for four on his own? 408 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,838 All right. Look after him. 409 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,196 But tell the kitchens to check his face against the wanted list. 410 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,672 - What's a "wanted list"? - We have photos in the kitchen... 411 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,514 so the staff can spot the restaurant critics and the Michelin inspectors. 412 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,830 It helps the monkeys know who the hunters are. 413 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,673 So why waste your life frying burgers, Jimmy? 414 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,513 Well, it's regular bunce, isn't it? You know. 415 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,511 We got a wedding to think about, haven't we. 416 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,477 Sod that. What about your pride? 417 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,269 Sparkling water with a twist of lime, and can you get this butter softened? 418 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,873 It's like a slab of ice. 419 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:43,270 So where you gonna get the money for this gastro-pub? 420 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,509 Well... 421 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,717 - Once the banks know they can trust us - - Banks? 422 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,110 Crooks with pens in their pockets. Trust me, I know. 423 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,910 Well, how else are we gonna get the capital? 424 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,468 - You can't let them run you. - Waiter. 425 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,435 The split-pea soup's watery and the Neuf-du-Pape... 426 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,317 at least two degrees above ambient temperature. 427 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,958 Do you have any idea... 428 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,634 Forget it, just bring my lamb casserole. 429 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,077 Don't tell me you've lost your nerve after yesterday. 430 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,996 So how'd you two meet? 431 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,789 - We just got chatting in a bar. - Surprised he had the nerve. 432 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,429 - Well, how'd you mean? - He's a cracking boy, but he's shy. 433 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,589 Some people ain't suited for the cut and thrust. 434 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,717 You! Here. Now. This lamb tastes like boiled dog. 435 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,835 Get rid of it. 436 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,432 Johnny Keyes. There's a problem? 437 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,273 My God, were you born with such perception or did you learn it from... 438 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,635 - Some ancient Chinese master? - If you're dissatisfied - 439 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,109 I'm a major player in the entertainment world and I know a lot of critics. 440 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,158 - Excuse me. - One word from me and this place... 441 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,275 Wait. No, Jimmy, don't. 442 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,238 ...will be on the receiving end of a review with three of my favorite words: 443 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,471 "nauseating," "heinous," and "putrid." 444 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,790 If you don't shut up, it's not the food that you're gonna be complaining about. 445 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,438 Call off the whelp. 446 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,478 Unless you want this dump black-listed by the likes of Beyonce. 447 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,916 Johnny Keyes built this place up from nothing. 448 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:22,630 People like you only have a talent for pissing on other people's hard work. 449 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,349 Well go on, mate. Go and get your friend, go and write your review. 450 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,796 All right? And then wait to see the letter that lands on your doorstep... 451 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,394 which will have my three favorite words: 452 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,119 "libelous," "unsubstantiated"... 453 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,834 and "court-case." 454 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,353 "Court case" is two words. 455 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:42,399 Yeah, well I used a bloody hyphen! 456 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,990 I don't know who you are. 457 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,877 But you just made a big mistake. 458 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,589 No, he didn't. Now make like one. 459 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,552 And I'll tell you who he is. He's my son. My long lost son. 460 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,671 Champagne for everyone! 461 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,073 My son is home. Yes. 462 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,551 Monkey to see me, old-timer. 463 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,877 You have cleaned me out. 464 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,309 Here. 465 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,590 It's real silver. 466 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,236 Come on, Jimmy. Let's get a drink. 467 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:35,993 He wants us to stay the night. 468 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,479 So? 469 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,158 Where am I gonna sleep? 470 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,435 Who'd you think you are, Sister Wendy? 471 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,556 You're gonna be sleeping with me, sweetie. 472 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,429 Fine. 473 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,318 So long as you remember there's a no-fly zone. 474 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,231 Laugh at his jokes. Drink his drinks. 475 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,629 Just to keep being a chip off the old block for Keyes. Okay? 476 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,517 Come on, Chris, mate. 477 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,715 What's going on? 478 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:59,953 Well, he's saying he thinks that we should go. 479 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,917 I just think it's too much, too soon. 480 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,356 How can it be too much? I've missed out on the last 32 years. 481 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,509 Stay. 482 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,394 First one to get the picture card... 483 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,519 gets the bed. 484 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,389 You all right? 485 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,158 Yeah. 486 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,839 St. Balthazar. 487 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,150 Patron saint of card players. 488 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,193 I should've lit a candle to him before I took on that cabbie again. 489 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,795 The bloke's on hot streak. I told you, stay away or load the deck. 490 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:47,869 Yeah. 491 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,195 Tell me, is Danny making a good son? 492 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,872 Yeah, perfect son. 493 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,672 Do you ever wish that you had kids, Ash? 494 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,716 Well, it's the life we sign up for, isn't it? 495 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,549 What about you? 496 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:13,195 The way Mickey talks to Danny reminds me of the way I used to talk to Mickey. 497 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,154 Yeah, I know. 498 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,551 You know there's a horrible point in your life when you realize... 499 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,950 that you've got nothing to teach the younger ones... 500 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,998 except through your mistakes. 501 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,317 - But when I die - - No, don't start. 502 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,153 No, when I die, I'm gonna die rich. 503 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,714 And I don't want any eulogies... 504 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,518 or tears. 505 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,829 I just want people to say, "There lies Albert Stroller. 506 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,117 "He couldn't take it with him. 507 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,635 "But by thunder... 508 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,473 "at least he has it all on him." 509 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,631 You can cheat anyone out of anything. 510 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,917 I think you'll cheat Death and live forever. 511 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,797 Don't be flippant. 512 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,552 I'll still be chasing the cons when I fall off my perch. 513 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,552 You're gambling too much. 514 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,393 - Don't do it to yourself, mate. - Shut up and leave me alone. 515 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,630 Gil was your friend and you miss him, I know - 516 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,278 I said leave me alone! 517 00:33:30,977 --> 00:33:33,207 That's probably Keyes... 518 00:33:33,297 --> 00:33:34,935 thinking about us... 519 00:33:35,897 --> 00:33:37,171 doing it. 520 00:33:38,857 --> 00:33:41,291 We shouldn't disappoint him then, should we? 521 00:33:41,737 --> 00:33:45,047 I mean I am supposed to be a chip off the old block. 522 00:33:45,137 --> 00:33:46,172 Danny. 523 00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:48,487 Yeah, I'm thinking that's a very good point. 524 00:33:49,177 --> 00:33:51,486 - I gotta close the deal. - No. 525 00:33:51,577 --> 00:33:54,171 Yeah, I'm gonna close the deal. 526 00:33:54,257 --> 00:33:56,248 Paula, do you think we should? 527 00:33:57,777 --> 00:34:00,769 Okay, then, you're insatiable, ain't you? 528 00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:09,128 I love it when you make those noises. 529 00:35:09,617 --> 00:35:11,255 Night, then. 530 00:35:15,257 --> 00:35:17,134 Good night. 531 00:35:22,377 --> 00:35:24,254 I want to give you two some money. 532 00:35:27,057 --> 00:35:29,810 Mr. Bombastic has done it again. 533 00:35:30,417 --> 00:35:31,975 Danny. 534 00:35:32,377 --> 00:35:34,937 If I could speak to you right now across this table... 535 00:35:35,017 --> 00:35:37,292 - What would I advise you to do? - Give it a break. 536 00:35:37,377 --> 00:35:40,096 Can we stop playing Jedi master for two minutes? 537 00:35:40,177 --> 00:35:44,932 Okay, it's working just dandy andy pandy. He's offering. I should accept. 538 00:35:46,657 --> 00:35:47,692 And what about her? 539 00:35:47,777 --> 00:35:49,495 You never wanted his charity, Danny. 540 00:35:49,577 --> 00:35:52,489 No, because you have your pride. You want to make it on your own. 541 00:35:52,577 --> 00:35:54,693 And that's why you're going to turn his offer down. 542 00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:57,610 - Just like we agreed, Danny. - All right, then. 543 00:36:00,217 --> 00:36:02,447 Now why don't you ask me... 544 00:36:02,537 --> 00:36:05,529 what you're gagging to ask me? 545 00:36:07,897 --> 00:36:11,492 No, I don't have to. I know you two were faking last night. 546 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:12,965 Why? 547 00:36:13,057 --> 00:36:14,376 It's a common mistake. 548 00:36:14,897 --> 00:36:16,933 But no one has that good a time of it. 549 00:36:26,057 --> 00:36:30,050 I made a judgment call, and I lost you. It haunts me, Jimmy. 550 00:36:30,297 --> 00:36:34,893 I can't make up for the last 32 years but I can help you now. 551 00:36:35,257 --> 00:36:36,929 I want to invest in your future. 552 00:36:37,017 --> 00:36:39,736 Darling, don't you think we should talk about this later? 553 00:36:42,057 --> 00:36:43,888 You know I want to make it on my own. 554 00:36:43,977 --> 00:36:48,414 Yeah, Jimmy's right. We want to carve a life on our own terms. Our way. 555 00:36:48,617 --> 00:36:50,175 What about this, then? 556 00:36:50,257 --> 00:36:53,932 I come over to your place and you cook me your pièce de résistance. 557 00:36:55,137 --> 00:36:56,206 Cook for you? 558 00:36:56,497 --> 00:36:59,375 And if your foods good enough, then I'll invest. 559 00:36:59,457 --> 00:37:03,086 - You'll come won't you, sweetheart? - I've got a pedicure. 560 00:37:04,417 --> 00:37:05,691 And I'll be tough on you. 561 00:37:05,777 --> 00:37:08,007 'Cause I know that's what you want. 562 00:37:08,417 --> 00:37:11,375 Look at that face. He loves the idea. 563 00:37:12,537 --> 00:37:14,607 Tomorrow at 5:00. Your place. 564 00:37:14,737 --> 00:37:15,726 My place? 565 00:37:18,137 --> 00:37:20,605 Great, yeah, my place. 566 00:37:23,737 --> 00:37:26,809 There's a lot of light. But I expect you guys provide your own. 567 00:37:26,897 --> 00:37:28,649 What's it called again? 568 00:37:29,137 --> 00:37:30,570 Zombie Towers. 569 00:37:30,937 --> 00:37:33,405 Block of flats. That's the gateway to Hell. 570 00:37:33,497 --> 00:37:37,251 Now I don't think there's enough room to run a dolly in here. 571 00:37:37,337 --> 00:37:41,376 Hell, I may just have to ride that bad boy on the crane. 572 00:37:41,457 --> 00:37:44,051 Come up here through the window. Boom. 573 00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:47,766 Now Mr. Eaves, we're wrestling a very tight budget. 574 00:37:48,577 --> 00:37:51,137 One month's lease is still going to cost you two grand. 575 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:53,814 Let me crunch you some figures. 576 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:56,331 The net cost of the picture is 2.2 mil. 577 00:37:56,417 --> 00:37:59,136 U.S. studio will pick up North American rights for 3 mil. 578 00:37:59,217 --> 00:38:01,412 A consortium will handle domestic and European... 579 00:38:01,497 --> 00:38:03,886 and a third party's gonna take care of DVD and cable. 580 00:38:03,977 --> 00:38:06,650 So we're looking to clear about 5 mil before box office. 581 00:38:06,737 --> 00:38:11,174 So you would think that we have money to burn. But, alas, no. 582 00:38:11,417 --> 00:38:15,046 The entire budget of this baby is deferred against back-end profit. 583 00:38:15,257 --> 00:38:17,327 It's still two grand. Take it or leave it. 584 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,892 I like you. You got cojones. 585 00:38:20,977 --> 00:38:23,969 You should be producing pictures instead of this faggot. 586 00:38:26,097 --> 00:38:27,849 How would you like to be in one? 587 00:38:30,377 --> 00:38:33,210 I thought you were kidding when you mentioned it earlier. 588 00:38:33,817 --> 00:38:36,570 No. You be here 11 a.m., on the 14th, and you... 589 00:38:36,657 --> 00:38:39,490 are in the movie, Mr. Eaves. 590 00:38:39,577 --> 00:38:41,693 We'll give you tickets to the premiere... 591 00:38:41,777 --> 00:38:45,656 and all your pals can come along and see you up on the big screen... 592 00:38:45,737 --> 00:38:48,205 as one of the undead. 593 00:38:48,737 --> 00:38:53,572 But, in return you waive the rent until the movie is in profit. 594 00:38:53,657 --> 00:38:56,296 It's called a "satisfactory deferment." 595 00:38:57,297 --> 00:39:00,733 As zombie roles go, it's great. 596 00:39:01,057 --> 00:39:03,491 You get to eat Amanda Donohoe. 597 00:39:07,417 --> 00:39:08,566 Thank you. 598 00:39:26,337 --> 00:39:27,611 Cheese. 599 00:39:45,857 --> 00:39:50,055 So you tie your filo parcels with the spinach strands. 600 00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:51,536 And then you? 601 00:39:52,177 --> 00:39:53,974 Then you drop them in oil. 602 00:39:54,057 --> 00:39:56,969 That's searing hot oil, Danny. Searing hot oil. 603 00:39:57,057 --> 00:39:59,412 - You know this means a lot to him. - What? 604 00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:02,136 I mean a lot to him. He thinks he's found his only son. 605 00:40:02,217 --> 00:40:03,889 He's a bully and he loves himself. 606 00:40:03,977 --> 00:40:06,855 He bounced back once, he'll do it again. Hot oil. 607 00:40:07,577 --> 00:40:08,930 Show me the pheasant. 608 00:40:09,697 --> 00:40:11,255 Pheasant, come on. 609 00:40:12,457 --> 00:40:14,652 - Danny, that should have infused. - Infuse. 610 00:40:14,737 --> 00:40:16,728 - Yeah, infuse the pheasant. - Yeah, what's that say? 611 00:40:16,817 --> 00:40:19,809 - I got it, haven't I. Already put infused. - All right, fine. Good. 612 00:40:19,897 --> 00:40:21,125 All right. 613 00:40:21,217 --> 00:40:23,014 Which sauce do I use? 614 00:40:23,977 --> 00:40:24,966 All of them. 615 00:40:25,057 --> 00:40:28,288 - You don't think that's too much? - No, trust me. It'll do the job perfectly. 616 00:40:28,377 --> 00:40:30,686 Remember to infuse the pheasant. 617 00:40:31,817 --> 00:40:33,887 Ash, we're getting tight for time. 618 00:40:34,137 --> 00:40:35,331 How's it coming along? 619 00:40:35,417 --> 00:40:38,534 It'll be a lot quicker if you didn't keep phoning me. All right? 620 00:40:43,897 --> 00:40:45,296 This is going to be close. 621 00:41:13,017 --> 00:41:15,008 You going to the Wilson's party and all? 622 00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:17,327 No. I'm visiting my son, Jimmy. 623 00:41:17,657 --> 00:41:19,409 Jimmy and Paula? Top floor? 624 00:41:19,697 --> 00:41:22,416 - Streuth, you'd best get climbing. - Third floor. 625 00:41:22,977 --> 00:41:26,731 Jimmy Haworth? Those your directions? 626 00:41:27,057 --> 00:41:30,493 Oh yeah, it's not 301, it's 901. That's their old address. 627 00:41:30,577 --> 00:41:33,171 Don't I know you? Your voice, is familiar. 628 00:41:34,017 --> 00:41:37,930 Well, I get that a lot. People say I sound like Michael Caine. 629 00:41:38,777 --> 00:41:40,449 - Do they? - Yeah. 630 00:41:41,297 --> 00:41:44,653 I'm not waiting for this death trap, I'm taking the bloody stairs. 631 00:41:59,297 --> 00:42:01,731 You used to live in 901 and then you moved to 301. 632 00:42:05,537 --> 00:42:07,767 Numb-nut sent me to the top floor. 633 00:42:07,857 --> 00:42:09,575 He's got it the wrong way round. 634 00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:12,615 We used to live on the ninth but there was plumbing problems. 635 00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,210 - How are you, Mr. Keyes? - Hello. 636 00:42:14,297 --> 00:42:16,606 Still feel you can't leave us on our own? 637 00:42:16,897 --> 00:42:18,410 No, got no life of me own, mate. 638 00:42:18,497 --> 00:42:21,057 This is our way of saying thank you to Chris as well. 639 00:42:21,137 --> 00:42:22,968 You shouldn't have done all this. 640 00:42:23,057 --> 00:42:25,571 We wanted it to be perfect. 641 00:42:31,217 --> 00:42:34,129 - Hi, I hope you brought an appetite. - Where was this taken? 642 00:42:34,417 --> 00:42:36,931 That was Eastbourne. Weren't it, love? 643 00:42:37,017 --> 00:42:38,496 Just after we got engaged. 644 00:42:38,577 --> 00:42:41,091 You alright, Johnny? You're looking a little bit peaky. 645 00:42:41,177 --> 00:42:43,737 Nothing a good supper won't cure. What are we eating? 646 00:42:43,817 --> 00:42:45,728 Okay, now you got to bear in mind that... 647 00:42:45,817 --> 00:42:48,285 I am working in the confines of a very small domestic kitchen. 648 00:42:48,377 --> 00:42:49,651 Don't give me that. 649 00:42:49,737 --> 00:42:53,525 Come on, Johnny, you know better than to go poking round another chef's kitchen. 650 00:42:53,617 --> 00:42:56,689 Here, you sit down. I'll get you a nice drink. 651 00:42:58,897 --> 00:43:00,808 You need to get yourself a girlfriend. 652 00:43:04,377 --> 00:43:07,335 He's never happier than when he's playing in that kitchen. 653 00:43:09,697 --> 00:43:11,972 Hot oil. Hot oil. 654 00:43:20,777 --> 00:43:23,166 That's in case he gets a puncture. 655 00:43:23,777 --> 00:43:25,768 All right for some. 656 00:43:27,217 --> 00:43:28,536 What's that smell? 657 00:43:28,977 --> 00:43:32,128 It's, well, roasting some garlic. 658 00:43:32,217 --> 00:43:34,208 Roasting or obliterating? 659 00:43:49,737 --> 00:43:51,216 Well done, babes. 660 00:43:56,937 --> 00:43:59,007 All right, bon appétit. 661 00:44:38,457 --> 00:44:41,017 Took my inspiration here from... 662 00:44:41,097 --> 00:44:45,727 the Catalonian gypsy way of cooking the dish. 663 00:44:45,937 --> 00:44:47,928 Which is to present the bird... 664 00:44:48,017 --> 00:44:52,010 as over-basted. 665 00:44:52,097 --> 00:44:53,735 That's what I like to call... 666 00:44:54,857 --> 00:44:56,256 "Peasant Pheasant." 667 00:44:57,457 --> 00:44:59,049 It looks really good. 668 00:45:00,377 --> 00:45:01,651 Shall I carve? 669 00:45:10,577 --> 00:45:12,329 Try the sauce. 670 00:45:19,057 --> 00:45:20,410 What do you think's in it? 671 00:45:20,537 --> 00:45:22,129 Too much. 672 00:45:28,897 --> 00:45:31,047 Right, anyone care for a brandy? 673 00:45:31,137 --> 00:45:32,206 No, I'm fine. 674 00:45:32,297 --> 00:45:33,366 Well, I'd love one. 675 00:45:33,457 --> 00:45:35,049 Why not? 676 00:45:35,137 --> 00:45:38,447 I don't suppose you could reach up to the top shelf could you, Johnny? 677 00:45:43,897 --> 00:45:45,489 This bottle's empty. 678 00:45:46,537 --> 00:45:49,335 Well I'll just nip over to the offy then, shall I? 679 00:45:49,417 --> 00:45:50,691 Won't take me five minutes. 680 00:45:50,777 --> 00:45:53,337 Lovely, sweetheart, would you go with her, Chris? 681 00:45:53,737 --> 00:45:56,695 Yeah, yes. Is anything wrong? 682 00:45:56,777 --> 00:45:58,335 We'll clear the table for you. 683 00:46:01,377 --> 00:46:02,969 There's a lot of me in you. 684 00:46:03,297 --> 00:46:07,051 You got the dreams, and you got the patter, and you got the pride. 685 00:46:08,137 --> 00:46:10,810 And you got the bullshit. I should know. 686 00:46:12,057 --> 00:46:14,013 I wanted to say this to you in private. 687 00:46:14,097 --> 00:46:16,247 And I'll do you the honor of speaking plainly. 688 00:46:18,857 --> 00:46:20,370 You ain't got it, son. 689 00:46:20,457 --> 00:46:23,415 You're passionate about your food and you can rustle up a meal. 690 00:46:23,497 --> 00:46:24,930 But you ain't got it. 691 00:46:25,017 --> 00:46:27,815 If I had a proper kitchen. You know, if I had the right gear. 692 00:46:27,897 --> 00:46:30,809 A good chef can whip up a gourmet meal on a hot car bonnet. 693 00:46:30,897 --> 00:46:33,092 You're slapdash about your ingredients. 694 00:46:33,177 --> 00:46:34,849 You throw too many flavors at it. 695 00:46:34,937 --> 00:46:37,132 Too many ingredients and not enough skill. 696 00:46:39,977 --> 00:46:42,730 Now, I could throw a load of cash at you anyway. 697 00:46:42,817 --> 00:46:45,331 But you wouldn't accept it... 698 00:46:45,697 --> 00:46:47,528 because you got principles and pride. 699 00:46:47,617 --> 00:46:50,211 And I respect that more than you'll ever know. 700 00:46:50,457 --> 00:46:52,334 - Look, Johnny. - Come with me. 701 00:46:55,857 --> 00:46:58,212 Hang on. Let's just give them a few more minutes. 702 00:47:04,777 --> 00:47:06,847 Where did you get this Madeira? 703 00:47:08,937 --> 00:47:10,450 Where did you get it, Jimmy? 704 00:47:14,417 --> 00:47:16,373 You know the day I tracked them down... 705 00:47:17,057 --> 00:47:19,890 those people that I thought were my parents... 706 00:47:20,457 --> 00:47:22,493 they wouldn't even let me in the house. 707 00:47:23,457 --> 00:47:25,766 That's when I found out that they'd dumped me. 708 00:47:26,737 --> 00:47:30,491 They paid the kidnappers good money for me, only to realize that I was... 709 00:47:30,777 --> 00:47:32,972 your boy. That was it. 710 00:47:34,377 --> 00:47:36,049 They didn't want me anymore. 711 00:47:37,497 --> 00:47:39,533 I came back that night. 712 00:47:40,097 --> 00:47:41,689 I was so angry. 713 00:47:42,337 --> 00:47:43,326 So... 714 00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:49,011 I just trashed the place. 715 00:47:51,217 --> 00:47:53,173 Why did you take the bottle? 716 00:47:54,897 --> 00:47:56,296 Because of the lion. 717 00:48:02,497 --> 00:48:04,965 Lions were my first memory. 718 00:48:06,137 --> 00:48:08,367 Guess that's where I get all my pride from. 719 00:48:13,257 --> 00:48:14,531 Samuel? 720 00:48:15,457 --> 00:48:19,450 It's a molded bottle. Early 20th century. You can see the seam. 721 00:48:20,017 --> 00:48:23,930 Here on the back. "B 1936 HMS." 722 00:48:24,017 --> 00:48:28,408 It's a 1936 Boal vintage produced by H.M. Sortiz. 723 00:48:30,097 --> 00:48:31,325 No revenue stamp. 724 00:48:31,937 --> 00:48:33,256 I don't get it. 725 00:48:33,337 --> 00:48:36,409 The stopper cork has no wax cover. But that's not surprising... 726 00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:39,853 the cork itself has been infested. Maggots got right into it. 727 00:48:40,817 --> 00:48:43,854 The wine itself is lying low shoulder. 728 00:48:44,137 --> 00:48:45,126 It's undrinkable. 729 00:48:45,217 --> 00:48:48,129 But then, you'd never dream of opening this Madeira. 730 00:48:48,737 --> 00:48:49,772 Why not? 731 00:48:49,857 --> 00:48:53,372 This particular vintage was transferred to the Spanish mainland... 732 00:48:53,457 --> 00:48:56,972 and bottled there. Probably given the name of the ship that brought it. 733 00:48:57,057 --> 00:48:59,366 Leon. The Lion. 734 00:48:59,857 --> 00:49:03,566 But it's the etching here, in the glass itself. 735 00:49:03,657 --> 00:49:05,295 Now that's amazing. 736 00:49:08,857 --> 00:49:10,529 "F.F." 737 00:49:11,377 --> 00:49:12,366 So? 738 00:49:12,457 --> 00:49:15,574 What you are holding is a Madeira that was presented... 739 00:49:15,657 --> 00:49:17,966 to General Francisco Franco. 740 00:49:18,057 --> 00:49:21,527 On the day he was made commander-in-chief of the Spanish Army... 741 00:49:21,617 --> 00:49:23,494 in October, 1936. 742 00:49:23,577 --> 00:49:24,646 "F.F." 743 00:49:24,737 --> 00:49:28,093 Those scum you thought were your parents bought this as an investment. 744 00:49:28,177 --> 00:49:30,816 Now, it's your investment. 745 00:49:30,897 --> 00:49:32,853 This bloke's not looking to make money, is he? 746 00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:34,973 He's looking to give it away. 747 00:49:35,057 --> 00:49:36,615 So we spin him a sob story. 748 00:49:36,697 --> 00:49:38,096 But will that be enough? 749 00:49:38,177 --> 00:49:41,852 Because giving Danny the money has to be his idea. 750 00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:44,576 I mean, that should convince him more than any blood test. 751 00:49:44,657 --> 00:49:47,171 So the son persuades him to invest in a restaurant. 752 00:49:47,857 --> 00:49:50,371 That will mean that I got to learn to cook... 753 00:49:50,457 --> 00:49:53,130 which does sound far too much like hard work. 754 00:49:55,137 --> 00:49:57,651 We need him to pay up in cash. 755 00:49:58,817 --> 00:50:02,093 So, is it worth a few quid? 756 00:50:04,257 --> 00:50:05,451 Oh, yeah. 757 00:50:09,897 --> 00:50:12,365 I ain't felt this ruddy good in years. 758 00:50:13,297 --> 00:50:17,495 You and Paula deserve a start in life and you deserve something from me. 759 00:50:17,937 --> 00:50:19,768 To make up for not being there for you. 760 00:50:19,857 --> 00:50:21,415 You don't want handouts. Fine. 761 00:50:21,497 --> 00:50:23,567 I'll buy this bottle of wine off you. 762 00:50:24,137 --> 00:50:25,695 Call it 120? 763 00:50:26,697 --> 00:50:30,053 - 120 quid? - 120 grand. 764 00:50:32,497 --> 00:50:34,727 It ain't charity, son. It's what it's worth. 765 00:50:34,817 --> 00:50:37,536 I might even make a slim profit at auction one day. 766 00:50:38,097 --> 00:50:39,086 Yeah? 767 00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:42,005 So you can give me the money fair and square? 768 00:50:42,097 --> 00:50:43,086 It's business. 769 00:50:44,737 --> 00:50:46,853 A hundred and twenty grand? 770 00:50:48,257 --> 00:50:51,010 I've seen that smile on your face once before. 771 00:50:51,857 --> 00:50:53,848 When you first held my little finger. 772 00:50:56,217 --> 00:50:58,856 It's not too late for me to be a dad to you, is it? 773 00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:01,409 You and me, boy. 774 00:51:01,937 --> 00:51:03,256 You and me. 775 00:51:03,977 --> 00:51:04,966 We're kings. 776 00:51:05,337 --> 00:51:07,134 Kings of the ruddy jungle. 777 00:51:07,217 --> 00:51:08,252 Yeah. 778 00:51:14,537 --> 00:51:15,526 Come on! 779 00:51:20,257 --> 00:51:21,485 Johnny? 780 00:51:22,817 --> 00:51:24,216 What's wrong? 781 00:51:34,497 --> 00:51:36,249 It has to fool a trained eye. 782 00:51:37,697 --> 00:51:39,574 Find a way of rotting the cork. 783 00:51:39,657 --> 00:51:41,010 Get maggots into it. 784 00:51:41,097 --> 00:51:42,450 Rancid meat should do it. 785 00:51:43,537 --> 00:51:44,526 Age the bottle. 786 00:51:45,257 --> 00:51:47,452 An expert will know if it doesn't feel right. 787 00:51:48,217 --> 00:51:51,175 Every detail has to be perfect. 788 00:52:00,337 --> 00:52:01,895 - Get it. - No. Leave it. 789 00:52:03,257 --> 00:52:05,088 - Save it. - No. Leave it. 790 00:52:16,497 --> 00:52:18,488 I don't want to die. 791 00:52:18,577 --> 00:52:20,568 You're not gonna die. I'm just gonna call an ambulance. 792 00:52:20,657 --> 00:52:22,887 I've done... I've been... So many lies. 793 00:52:22,977 --> 00:52:25,013 I've told so many lies. 794 00:52:25,297 --> 00:52:27,208 Look, you did what you had to do, didn't you? 795 00:52:27,297 --> 00:52:29,367 You don't understand. I had the money. 796 00:52:29,457 --> 00:52:30,446 What? 797 00:52:30,537 --> 00:52:32,493 I had the ransom to pay the kidnappers. 798 00:52:32,577 --> 00:52:33,805 But I kept it. 799 00:52:33,897 --> 00:52:37,412 I called their bluff. It was my money to get started. 800 00:52:37,497 --> 00:52:39,965 I took a risk and I lost you. 801 00:52:40,337 --> 00:52:42,532 'Cause I wanted the business. 802 00:52:42,977 --> 00:52:44,410 Forgive me, son. 803 00:52:44,497 --> 00:52:45,771 I'm a liar... 804 00:52:46,937 --> 00:52:48,006 and a cheat. 805 00:52:48,097 --> 00:52:50,770 Forgive me. 806 00:52:51,097 --> 00:52:52,610 I forgive you... 807 00:52:53,537 --> 00:52:54,526 Dad. 808 00:53:18,137 --> 00:53:20,605 It was a work of art, Ash. 809 00:53:21,017 --> 00:53:22,450 You all right, Danny? 810 00:53:24,657 --> 00:53:26,648 I know he was a bully and a liar but... 811 00:53:28,257 --> 00:53:30,407 I lied to him, too, didn't I? 812 00:53:30,857 --> 00:53:33,655 The last thing he heard before he died was a lie. 813 00:53:33,857 --> 00:53:35,336 We don't just lie to people, Danny. 814 00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:37,294 We tell them what they want to hear. 815 00:53:37,377 --> 00:53:38,571 And for a moment... 816 00:53:39,457 --> 00:53:41,015 they're truly happy. 817 00:53:42,137 --> 00:53:45,413 So, can we see it, please? 818 00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:47,056 Absolutely. 819 00:53:57,377 --> 00:54:00,369 He rescued it, you know. With his last ounce of strength. 820 00:54:01,497 --> 00:54:02,896 He was a strong man. 821 00:54:02,977 --> 00:54:04,774 Weak in other ways. 822 00:54:06,257 --> 00:54:08,213 One hundred and twenty grand. 823 00:54:08,577 --> 00:54:10,772 I'm doing this because it's what Johnny wanted. 824 00:54:10,857 --> 00:54:13,655 - Thanks for everything you've done. - Now this is what I want. 825 00:54:13,737 --> 00:54:15,011 I want you to leave. 826 00:54:15,097 --> 00:54:17,657 Live your happy little lives and don't bother me again. 827 00:54:17,737 --> 00:54:19,216 I've got a business to sell off. 828 00:54:22,537 --> 00:54:24,687 So why did you bother making a back-up? 829 00:54:27,337 --> 00:54:28,770 As a back-up. 830 00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:40,614 I'm sorry, Mickey. I know I haven't been easy. 831 00:54:40,897 --> 00:54:42,615 You lost a friend, Albert. 832 00:54:43,217 --> 00:54:44,809 It's okay to grieve... 833 00:54:45,177 --> 00:54:46,769 but don't shut us out. 834 00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:49,692 You know, Keyes died well, didn't he? 835 00:54:50,377 --> 00:54:52,368 Thinking that his son had forgiven him. 836 00:54:52,897 --> 00:54:55,616 Maybe old Gil died well, too. 837 00:54:56,337 --> 00:54:57,736 Doing what he loved. 838 00:54:59,337 --> 00:55:02,056 I don't know, maybe I worry too much. 839 00:55:02,537 --> 00:55:05,415 There is no destination in life. 840 00:55:05,497 --> 00:55:07,613 The journey is everything. 841 00:55:09,297 --> 00:55:10,446 What? 842 00:55:11,497 --> 00:55:15,456 It's just, the things you come out with sometimes, Albert. 843 00:55:16,137 --> 00:55:18,173 You're still an inspiration, you know that? 844 00:55:18,897 --> 00:55:20,091 Father figure? 845 00:55:20,177 --> 00:55:24,807 I was thinking more grandfather figure. Okay, what about guru? 846 00:55:25,817 --> 00:55:27,694 Now guru, I like. 847 00:55:31,337 --> 00:55:33,214 And there's nothing to be scared of. 848 00:55:33,937 --> 00:55:36,690 We're all in this together. To the end. 849 00:56:16,657 --> 00:56:18,773 You okay, mate? I didn't see you. 850 00:56:26,457 --> 00:56:29,096 Yeah, just need a hand. 851 00:56:55,297 --> 00:56:56,810 For the poor? 852 00:56:57,577 --> 00:56:59,090 Yes. Of course. 853 00:57:05,377 --> 00:57:09,416 My son, you cannot buy your way into the Kingdom of Heaven. 854 00:57:11,177 --> 00:57:13,566 Just playing the percentages, sweetheart. 855 00:57:38,017 --> 00:57:41,726 We'll soon see who's laughing when Amanda Donohoe gets here.