1 00:00:43,197 --> 00:00:48,599 - I thought you were resting. - What is more restful than an easy mark? 2 00:00:48,765 --> 00:00:50,646 Wall to wall in this place. 3 00:00:50,647 --> 00:00:53,377 Now, over your left shoulder, company director, 4 00:00:53,378 --> 00:00:55,112 absconded with the pension fund. 5 00:00:55,113 --> 00:00:58,875 What he has left he wants to invest in contemporary art. 6 00:00:58,903 --> 00:01:03,442 So I gave him the heads up on a hot new talent you represent. 7 00:01:05,539 --> 00:01:08,063 Think spray paint and swans. 8 00:01:08,186 --> 00:01:10,646 - Swans? - Flocks of swans, yes! 9 00:01:11,551 --> 00:01:16,256 Have you ever considered keeping your head down, being discrete? 10 00:01:16,269 --> 00:01:19,772 Discretion's rarely a substitute for befriending the governor. 11 00:01:19,773 --> 00:01:22,799 - Nice guy? - Awfully, but dreadful chess player. 12 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:26,377 Takes all my tactical skills to lose to him! 13 00:01:26,432 --> 00:01:30,159 Did I mention he also chairs the parole hearings? 14 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,998 Ah! 15 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:35,411 - Now I see. - The governor would like a word. 16 00:01:35,452 --> 00:01:38,747 I guess he got up the nerve to take my queen, huh?! 17 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:42,563 Albert, it hasn't been the same without you. 18 00:01:42,878 --> 00:01:45,350 Mutual. I must dash. 19 00:01:47,471 --> 00:01:50,999 - Peter, thanks for looking out for him. - No problem. 20 00:01:51,425 --> 00:01:54,472 The crafty old sod runs rings around most of the people in this place. 21 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:58,842 Yes, well, come Friday it's going to be me trying to keep up with him again. 22 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:11,233 Not who you were expecting? 23 00:02:11,234 --> 00:02:12,759 Mr Hamill has suffered a stroke. 24 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,943 I've taken his position as governor. 25 00:02:14,944 --> 00:02:16,892 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 26 00:02:16,893 --> 00:02:19,538 Delighted we could become acquainted so promptly. 27 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,959 You can cut the old-world charm, Mr Stroller. 28 00:02:22,515 --> 00:02:24,251 I'm never charmed. 29 00:02:24,839 --> 00:02:27,561 There are going to be changes in this institution. 30 00:02:27,562 --> 00:02:29,078 Lots of them. 31 00:02:29,447 --> 00:02:31,999 I wonder, you can explain these? 32 00:02:35,135 --> 00:02:36,624 Explain? 33 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:39,686 They look very much like betting slips, don't you think? 34 00:02:41,155 --> 00:02:44,015 I'm sorry. I don't have any experience in that area. 35 00:02:44,016 --> 00:02:48,265 They were found yesterday during a routine search of your cell. 36 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:50,232 I see. 37 00:02:50,519 --> 00:02:53,625 That's very disappointing. I did share my concerns with Mr Hamill 38 00:02:53,626 --> 00:02:56,720 about the proclivities of some of the inmates. 39 00:02:56,721 --> 00:02:59,023 You don't suspect the warders are gambling? 40 00:02:59,036 --> 00:03:02,111 - I suspect you, Mr Stroller. - Oh, goodness! 41 00:03:02,112 --> 00:03:05,857 I see previous convictions for obtaining money by deceit. 42 00:03:05,858 --> 00:03:09,088 I take it you were some kind of conman? 43 00:03:11,473 --> 00:03:13,496 Perhaps you believe... 44 00:03:13,783 --> 00:03:15,769 that you can flout prison rules 45 00:03:15,770 --> 00:03:19,445 and use your powers of deceit to cover your tracks? 46 00:03:20,095 --> 00:03:22,090 No, Mr Stroller. 47 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:28,897 You are an old man whose powers have faded. 48 00:03:29,157 --> 00:03:31,956 I think you should resign yourself to that. 49 00:03:31,957 --> 00:03:37,421 Given that I intend to follow Mr Hamill's practice of chairing parole hearings, 50 00:03:37,422 --> 00:03:42,843 perhaps you should also resign yourself to the fact you'll be in this institution... 51 00:03:43,399 --> 00:03:45,919 for a very long time to come. 52 00:04:34,222 --> 00:04:37,188 Three days until Albert's out. 53 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:39,146 We want to pull out all the stops for his homecoming. 54 00:04:39,147 --> 00:04:42,192 A party? A mate of mine's got a new sound system. 55 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,625 - Or not. - A holiday? 56 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:49,613 - Somewhere hot? - Good idea. But I was thinking a job. 57 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:51,807 Something special to mark the occasion. 58 00:04:51,808 --> 00:04:55,565 Nothing like taking down a pillar of the legal community to cheer Albert up. 59 00:04:55,566 --> 00:04:58,233 Anthony Kent, AKA... 60 00:04:58,234 --> 00:05:01,106 The Honourable Mr Justice Anthony Kent. 61 00:05:16,597 --> 00:05:19,119 - A judge? - That is special. 62 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:23,001 This one rolled straight off the establishment production line. 63 00:05:23,138 --> 00:05:25,285 Prep school, Eton, Cambridge. 64 00:05:25,286 --> 00:05:28,251 Comes out the other end fully qualified to dispense justice 65 00:05:28,252 --> 00:05:31,896 on people whose experiences he couldn't begin to guess at. 66 00:05:31,897 --> 00:05:35,990 Kent is the last of the old guard, out of touch and proud of it, 67 00:05:35,991 --> 00:05:40,015 reputation for handing down the harshest sentences the law allows him. 68 00:05:41,251 --> 00:05:45,064 Big house in Chelsea, bigger one in the Cotswolds,... 69 00:05:45,215 --> 00:05:47,497 fat expenses claims... 70 00:05:47,579 --> 00:05:50,221 Don't get me wrong, Albert's holiday in the sun 71 00:05:50,222 --> 00:05:52,379 funded by a High Court judge, I can see the appeal. 72 00:05:52,380 --> 00:05:54,121 So will Albert. 73 00:05:54,122 --> 00:05:56,159 But how do we con a judge? 74 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:59,838 You sting a mark by convincing him to play outside the rules. 75 00:06:00,304 --> 00:06:02,927 - But people like Kent... - ... make the rules. 76 00:06:02,928 --> 00:06:05,905 So there's no incentive to break them. Point taken. 77 00:06:05,906 --> 00:06:09,760 But I think Kent did break the rules. 78 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:12,646 The Fortness robbery, 79 00:06:12,647 --> 00:06:14,614 Kent tried the case. 80 00:06:15,830 --> 00:06:17,875 The Fortness raid? 81 00:06:17,971 --> 00:06:21,286 - Sorry. - Secured warehouse inside Heathrow Airport? 82 00:06:22,825 --> 00:06:25,998 Only the third-largest bullion job in British criminal history. 83 00:06:26,359 --> 00:06:29,748 We weren't exactly up on our current affairs in 1996. 84 00:06:29,749 --> 00:06:32,195 Too busy stealing computer games. 85 00:06:33,624 --> 00:06:36,200 1996. 86 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:41,630 David Burdon, 87 00:06:41,849 --> 00:06:45,417 Terry McAvoy. Couple of Peckham boys, best mates. 88 00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:48,295 Burdon's in the family business, thieving. 89 00:06:48,677 --> 00:06:50,123 McAvoy's straight. 90 00:06:50,124 --> 00:06:53,472 Then he stops being straight and has an idea. 91 00:06:53,609 --> 00:06:54,931 He brings it to Burdon. 92 00:06:54,932 --> 00:06:59,079 His idea is to rob the Fortness security warehouse. 93 00:06:59,562 --> 00:07:01,958 He knows security's slack. He's it. 94 00:07:02,654 --> 00:07:06,164 He reckons he can get Burdon to knock him about, make it look legit. 95 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:07,920 There'll just be the two of them. 96 00:07:07,921 --> 00:07:11,440 The more people on the job, the more chance of betrayal. 97 00:07:11,878 --> 00:07:15,798 They're expecting a couple of hundred thousand. What they get... 98 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:19,382 is 30 million in gold ingots. 99 00:07:24,217 --> 00:07:26,759 - Nice score. - You say that. 100 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:31,925 Police twig an inside job and pick up McAvoy, who doesn't stand up under questioning. 101 00:07:31,926 --> 00:07:33,777 Took him 20 minutes to give them Burdon. 102 00:07:33,778 --> 00:07:36,559 We already know the judge they were up before at the trial. 103 00:07:41,235 --> 00:07:43,722 So Kent threw the book at them? 104 00:07:49,084 --> 00:07:50,396 Yes and no. 105 00:07:50,397 --> 00:07:53,777 It seems McAvoy couldn't stomach the idea of a long stretch. 106 00:07:53,778 --> 00:07:55,813 So he gets a message to Kent. 107 00:07:56,032 --> 00:07:59,460 He promises him the gold in return for a shorter sentence. 108 00:07:59,461 --> 00:08:03,239 Burdon gets 15 years, McAvoy three. 109 00:08:03,726 --> 00:08:08,558 Raised a few eyebrows, lenient sentences not being Kent's stock in trade. 110 00:08:09,216 --> 00:08:11,512 But before Kent could get his hands on the gold... 111 00:08:13,541 --> 00:08:16,270 ... McAvoy's stabbed to death a month into his term. 112 00:08:16,584 --> 00:08:20,970 The police are convinced Burdon ordered the the hit, but they can't pin anything on him. 113 00:08:21,441 --> 00:08:24,187 So there's 30 million in gold buried somewhere? 114 00:08:24,188 --> 00:08:25,824 Maybe, but there's no way to get at it. 115 00:08:25,825 --> 00:08:29,170 - We could think of something, surely. - The gold isn't the point. 116 00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:32,664 The point is making Kent believe there's still a route to his gold 117 00:08:32,665 --> 00:08:34,981 and getting him to pay us to show him the way. 118 00:08:35,077 --> 00:08:37,673 Exactly. I reckon there's 100,000 in it for us. 119 00:08:37,674 --> 00:08:39,339 - How? - Excellent question. 120 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:41,595 Burdon served 11 years. 121 00:08:41,923 --> 00:08:44,823 Threw himself under a goods train a week after he was released. 122 00:08:45,151 --> 00:08:46,824 - Why did he go and do that? - Who knows? 123 00:08:46,825 --> 00:08:48,610 Maybe remorse for killing his friend, 124 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,111 maybe because he was never going to get to the gold 125 00:08:51,112 --> 00:08:53,839 without rival gangsters and cops watching him. 126 00:08:54,112 --> 00:08:57,373 Either way, there was so little left by the time they scraped him off the track, 127 00:08:57,374 --> 00:08:59,467 they identified him from dental records. 128 00:08:59,468 --> 00:09:02,581 So if everyone who knew where the gold is is brown bread... 129 00:09:02,582 --> 00:09:05,118 How do we make Kent believe we know where it is? 130 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,222 We perform a miracle. 131 00:09:07,263 --> 00:09:09,364 We raise Burdon from the dead. 132 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,840 - Mickey. - I know what you're going to say. 133 00:09:13,841 --> 00:09:16,391 - It's tight. - There's a few margins to it. 134 00:09:16,392 --> 00:09:19,302 What with Kent being a High Court judge, used to weighing up evidence. 135 00:09:19,303 --> 00:09:22,283 We keep the gold at the forefront of his mind at all times. 136 00:09:23,915 --> 00:09:25,446 Right. 137 00:09:25,447 --> 00:09:27,674 Brings me to my problem. 138 00:09:27,810 --> 00:09:29,919 I thought Kent's name rang a bell. 139 00:09:30,449 --> 00:09:34,382 Then it came to me. We've met, in a professional capacity. 140 00:09:34,464 --> 00:09:38,126 I was doing a flop on some bloke, turns out to be a claims adjuster. 141 00:09:38,127 --> 00:09:39,781 The snotty git pressed charges. 142 00:09:39,782 --> 00:09:41,886 Kent gave me 18 months. 143 00:09:42,091 --> 00:09:43,969 So he can't see your face. 144 00:09:44,010 --> 00:09:45,759 Sorry, mate. 145 00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:48,163 You'll have to work behind the scenes on this one. 146 00:09:48,217 --> 00:09:49,893 I can do that. 147 00:09:49,894 --> 00:09:51,555 With Sean. 148 00:09:52,841 --> 00:09:53,783 Eh? 149 00:09:53,784 --> 00:09:56,878 He's smart, but there's no way he's ready for a mark like Kent. 150 00:09:56,879 --> 00:10:01,037 Keep him with you, give him a few pointers, bit of on-the-job training. 151 00:10:01,092 --> 00:10:04,839 - He'd be like your apprentice. - Which leaves you on your own with Emma. 152 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,520 Which you know I couldn't have planned. 153 00:10:10,724 --> 00:10:12,282 Come on, Ash. 154 00:10:12,843 --> 00:10:16,116 - I've already told you, I'm not getting involved. - That's reassuring(!) 155 00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:17,732 Not, it's unprofessional. 156 00:10:17,733 --> 00:10:19,949 Besides, she's a complicated girl. 157 00:10:20,577 --> 00:10:22,135 Issues. 158 00:10:22,717 --> 00:10:24,958 So yeah, I've got this new job, 159 00:10:25,669 --> 00:10:27,526 and it's a lot of pressure. 160 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,961 It's more than I'm used to. 161 00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:34,798 And I've always got to have this front, look like I'm in control, like I know what I'm doing. 162 00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:39,025 But the truth is, I'm just not sure I'm cut out for it. 163 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,063 It's like I'm pretending to be someone I'm not. 164 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,961 Let's get on with it. 165 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,793 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 166 00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:19,760 So I gave him six months on top of the five for contempt! 167 00:11:21,646 --> 00:11:23,669 Hello, hello. 168 00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:25,497 Empty glasses here. 169 00:11:25,688 --> 00:11:26,903 Sorry? 170 00:11:27,081 --> 00:11:28,707 Refills. 171 00:11:29,197 --> 00:11:32,319 Oh, no! I'm not actually a waiter. 172 00:11:32,836 --> 00:11:35,476 Oh, God. Who are you, Silk? 173 00:11:35,818 --> 00:11:38,262 Probably Master of the Rolls the way the country's going. 174 00:11:38,263 --> 00:11:40,508 - I'm a journalist. - You're what?! 175 00:11:40,509 --> 00:11:43,905 Yes. I'm Simon Ainsworth, Sunday Times. 176 00:11:43,906 --> 00:11:47,159 I don't talk to the press. I know. I had to call your office 14 times. 177 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,407 But I thought I'd pop along and catch up with you here. 178 00:11:50,408 --> 00:11:53,155 I'm doing a story on the Fortness bullion raid, 179 00:11:53,156 --> 00:11:55,013 I'm eager to talk to surviving parties. 180 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,657 - Sounds dull. - My editor doesn't think so. 181 00:11:57,670 --> 00:12:00,926 He's commissioned a piece on the case's unanswered questions. 182 00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:03,058 Last I heard, the case was closed. 183 00:12:03,059 --> 00:12:05,192 - Prematurely, I feel. - Nonsense. 184 00:12:05,193 --> 00:12:07,679 - Burdon's dead. - You think? 185 00:12:08,126 --> 00:12:10,217 I know. I saw the coroner's report. 186 00:12:10,218 --> 00:12:12,812 But not the post-mortem report. 187 00:12:12,921 --> 00:12:14,859 It's quite a page-turner. 188 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:18,720 Burdon was only ever identified from his personal effects. 189 00:12:21,759 --> 00:12:24,834 Oh, I'm sorry, I presumed you knew. 190 00:12:27,193 --> 00:12:30,999 Crimes, verdicts and sentences, Mr Ainsworth. 191 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:35,560 You'd be amazed how little my attention dwells on the individuals concerned. 192 00:12:40,003 --> 00:12:43,980 I was just thinking that, by faking his own suicide, 193 00:12:44,048 --> 00:12:46,509 it means Burdon would escape police surveillance, 194 00:12:46,510 --> 00:12:49,105 which would leave him free recover the gold 195 00:12:49,106 --> 00:12:52,263 that he and McAvoy stole 12 years before. 196 00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,799 That's quite a theory. 197 00:12:55,988 --> 00:12:59,320 Do remind your editor, I don't talk to the press! 198 00:13:16,102 --> 00:13:17,559 How's that hearse coming along? 199 00:13:18,203 --> 00:13:19,693 Ten minutes. 200 00:13:57,425 --> 00:13:59,558 We're not actually going to be conning the judge? 201 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:01,641 No, we're doing the prep work. 202 00:14:02,521 --> 00:14:05,799 - Like forging documents, that kind of thing? - Yeah, that kind of thing. 203 00:14:07,408 --> 00:14:09,398 Only Mickey said you were going to be giving me pointers. 204 00:14:09,399 --> 00:14:12,479 Are they mainly going to be prep-work pointers? 205 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,158 If you're lucky, we'll go on a field trip later. 206 00:14:15,159 --> 00:14:17,267 Field trip? OK. How much later? 207 00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:19,257 As much later as it takes. 208 00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:21,021 All right! 209 00:14:22,324 --> 00:14:24,920 I'm just going to listen to some music. 210 00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:33,711 Unless that's a problem? 211 00:14:34,517 --> 00:14:37,059 I can see I'm going to have to teach you from scratch, aren't I? 212 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:39,437 As if I haven't got enough on. 213 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,687 No, you're all right, I've seen this one. 214 00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:49,683 The hand is quicker than the eye, 215 00:14:49,684 --> 00:14:51,732 it's one of the first cons I ever saw. 216 00:14:51,733 --> 00:14:54,007 - That's not a con. - Eh?! 217 00:14:54,171 --> 00:14:56,379 That's not a con, it's a trick. 218 00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:59,551 - What's the difference? - I'll pretend I didn't hear that. 219 00:15:02,228 --> 00:15:03,560 Oh! 220 00:15:04,257 --> 00:15:06,963 What did you do that for? To get your undivided attention. 221 00:15:06,964 --> 00:15:08,328 They were good headphones. 222 00:15:08,329 --> 00:15:12,074 I tell you what, you find the lady, I'll pay for a new pair. 50 quid? 223 00:15:13,036 --> 00:15:14,977 Where's my wallet? Hang on. 224 00:15:20,618 --> 00:15:22,075 Right. 225 00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:24,901 Now it's interesting. 226 00:15:24,902 --> 00:15:27,402 Yeah, it is interesting now. 227 00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:39,495 Find the lady. 228 00:15:41,809 --> 00:15:43,272 That one. 229 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,067 Look at that! 230 00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:54,719 - That hardly ever happens. - Beginner's luck. 231 00:15:55,379 --> 00:15:57,001 Do you want to go again? 232 00:15:57,370 --> 00:16:00,358 No, no, I should make this delivery. 233 00:16:09,012 --> 00:16:10,912 I'll just sit here with the girls! 234 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:53,038 There we go. So, didn't you get a message? 235 00:16:53,322 --> 00:16:55,638 What message? Makes sense, them being cagey. 236 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,825 - Didn't want to start a panic. - Panic? 237 00:16:58,235 --> 00:17:00,200 Just through here, is it, mate? 238 00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:02,145 There we go. 239 00:17:02,227 --> 00:17:04,272 Nice. Sorry, I'm being very rude. 240 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,176 Name's Derek, nice to meet you. 241 00:17:06,177 --> 00:17:10,861 Yeah, you know, people always panic when they hear the words "Ebola virus". 242 00:17:11,662 --> 00:17:15,202 This one came through from a cargo boat 243 00:17:15,641 --> 00:17:17,813 via Benin a few days ago. 244 00:17:17,814 --> 00:17:20,802 It's only a suspected but it's got all the symptoms, 245 00:17:20,803 --> 00:17:25,398 Sores at the back of the throat, organ failure, massive blood loss, followed by death. 246 00:17:25,885 --> 00:17:27,621 Well, obviously! 247 00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:29,766 Yeah, nasty way to go. 248 00:17:29,786 --> 00:17:34,419 Don't look so worried, mate, the vaccination we've all been given gives us complete immunity. 249 00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:37,111 You have been given your vaccination, right? 250 00:17:41,462 --> 00:17:45,491 Right. Don't touch me, and come away from the van now. 251 00:17:45,492 --> 00:17:46,983 Don't touch me! 252 00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:50,159 In the van here... I've got something in the van. 253 00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:10,600 You'll be right as rain, you won't have to worry about anything. 254 00:18:59,837 --> 00:19:01,018 Gotcha! 255 00:19:01,019 --> 00:19:02,638 Dengue fever... 256 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:05,611 I'm really sorry, mate... Ah! 257 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,718 Ebola. Why is it always in the last place you look? 258 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,867 Drop a couple of those, mate. 259 00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:15,396 Minty?! 260 00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:20,573 - What now? More forgeries? - Field trip. 261 00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:22,927 How about a nice medium-sized con? 262 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:25,819 - Definitely. Well up for that. - Starting with our prep work. 263 00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:27,264 Obviously. 264 00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:37,358 Casino con. Nice. Very plush. 265 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:41,009 - Bet this is where all the high rollers come. - And gambling addicts. 266 00:19:41,104 --> 00:19:43,140 What do you notice about the bloke who held the door open?. 267 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,821 The doorman? 268 00:19:45,696 --> 00:19:47,035 Yeah 269 00:19:47,362 --> 00:19:51,160 - Casino doorman, about five foot eight... - Just under his collar? 270 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:55,780 - Plaster. Must have cut himself shaving. - Nicotine patch. Giving up smoking. 271 00:19:55,781 --> 00:19:58,656 Eastern European, bit tired, bags under the eyes. 272 00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:01,030 - New girlfriend? - Wedding ring, maybe a new baby. 273 00:20:01,031 --> 00:20:02,879 It might explain why he's trying to give up the fags. 274 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:06,239 - How'd you know he's Eastern European? - Name like Pavel? 275 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,018 Name tag. 276 00:20:11,069 --> 00:20:13,051 You cheating...! 277 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,206 Roulette. 278 00:20:16,534 --> 00:20:18,674 Our job just got a lot easier. 279 00:20:18,906 --> 00:20:20,751 Is that our mark? 280 00:20:20,884 --> 00:20:23,478 Not if you keep whispering that loud, no. 281 00:20:24,076 --> 00:20:25,576 Listen, about tying up the mark... 282 00:20:25,577 --> 00:20:27,052 - Roping. - Roping the mark. 283 00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:28,914 - How do we do that? - Look at him. 284 00:20:28,915 --> 00:20:31,078 Bloke doesn't know when to stop. 285 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,879 From that pile of chips, I'd say he had a lucky streak about half an hour ago. 286 00:20:35,476 --> 00:20:38,237 Now he's upping his bets, trying to buy 'em back. 287 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,823 Shouldn't be too difficult. 288 00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:44,439 So, how was death? 289 00:20:44,891 --> 00:20:46,326 Restful. 290 00:20:46,327 --> 00:20:48,718 That body bag was the only break I had all day. 291 00:20:48,719 --> 00:20:50,151 It'll be an early start tomorrow too. 292 00:20:50,152 --> 00:20:53,033 My guess is Kent'll be checking out that report first thing. 293 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:56,348 - You're like one of those personal trainers. - No pain, no gain. 294 00:20:56,717 --> 00:20:58,714 The really annoying ones. 295 00:21:01,246 --> 00:21:02,504 Oi. 296 00:21:09,287 --> 00:21:11,519 They're getting on well, that's nice to see. 297 00:21:12,163 --> 00:21:15,045 Yeah, you look dead chuffed, all that smoke coming out your ears! 298 00:21:15,086 --> 00:21:16,600 Smoke! 299 00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:21,261 Right,... 300 00:21:21,575 --> 00:21:23,571 what do we know so far? 301 00:21:23,612 --> 00:21:24,501 Sorry? 302 00:21:24,502 --> 00:21:27,193 A little test to see if you've been paying attention. 303 00:21:27,207 --> 00:21:29,654 You didn't tell me there was going to be a test. 304 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:32,118 - We know the layout of the casino. - Do we? 305 00:21:32,739 --> 00:21:34,335 We know our mark. 306 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,759 What kind of bloke he is, his game. 307 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,040 We also know the value of 308 00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:40,892 - prep work. - Testing. 309 00:21:41,207 --> 00:21:42,787 Prep work. 310 00:21:43,572 --> 00:21:45,638 I thought they were coming over. 311 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:47,806 You get your prep work right, 312 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,758 means you've got a less to think about when it comes to the actual con, 313 00:21:51,251 --> 00:21:53,735 leaving you to concentrate on your job. 314 00:21:53,736 --> 00:21:54,762 Oi! 315 00:21:55,723 --> 00:21:57,705 - Which is? - Again, 316 00:21:57,706 --> 00:22:00,233 I didn't get the memo about the test. 317 00:22:00,575 --> 00:22:04,068 To make the mark think he's the one with the angle. 318 00:22:04,996 --> 00:22:06,472 We haven't done that yet. 319 00:22:06,718 --> 00:22:08,160 You sure? 320 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,798 Yes, I'm here to look over some pathologists' reports. 321 00:22:18,361 --> 00:22:19,947 Name? 322 00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:24,291 Sir Anthony Kent, the Honourable. 323 00:22:39,511 --> 00:22:41,151 You may go. 324 00:23:04,475 --> 00:23:05,543 Simon Ainsworth. 325 00:23:05,544 --> 00:23:08,808 I was short with you yesterday, Ainsworth. Apologies. 326 00:23:08,809 --> 00:23:10,239 Thought I might make amends. 327 00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:13,663 Dug out my trial notes on the Fortness case. 328 00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:17,648 Came across a few apposite details that might interest you. 329 00:23:20,239 --> 00:23:22,499 I did some checking up. 330 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:26,353 Turns out you were right about Burdon's body. Identified from the effects. 331 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,368 Then you agree he's still alive? 332 00:23:28,369 --> 00:23:32,727 So far I agree that it's an outlandish possibility. 333 00:23:34,173 --> 00:23:38,547 Burdon's arrest, it pre-dates routine DNA sampling, 334 00:23:38,559 --> 00:23:40,526 so there's nothing to match there. 335 00:23:40,527 --> 00:23:43,629 Fingertips burnt away, teeth mangled... 336 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,574 it could have been anybody. 337 00:23:45,656 --> 00:23:48,205 You add the attentions of a plastic surgeon and Burdon could be 338 00:23:48,206 --> 00:23:50,052 any of the strangers you pass in the street. 339 00:23:49,153 --> 00:23:51,822 Where did the story come from? 340 00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:55,300 His daughter. 341 00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:57,945 - There is no daughter. - No, no. 342 00:23:59,202 --> 00:24:01,559 It seems Burdon had a lovechild. 343 00:24:01,887 --> 00:24:07,403 I got this from someone at the magistrates' court who'd heard it from the duty solicitor. 344 00:24:09,693 --> 00:24:10,670 Name? 345 00:24:10,671 --> 00:24:12,901 Won't do you any good, the solicitor won't talk. 346 00:24:12,928 --> 00:24:14,818 Not to you, maybe. 347 00:24:14,819 --> 00:24:16,982 I'm a High Court judge, remember? 348 00:24:16,983 --> 00:24:19,410 Opens certain doors. 349 00:24:19,547 --> 00:24:23,739 If I'm to convince the police to reopen this case, I'll need more than theory. 350 00:24:24,350 --> 00:24:26,521 I'll need a name at least. 351 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:29,111 Supposing any of this is fact, 352 00:24:29,888 --> 00:24:33,031 and Burdon really is still out there... 353 00:24:35,447 --> 00:24:38,077 ... he can't be allowed to profit from his crimes. 354 00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:41,753 You do see that, don't you? 355 00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:53,413 You look different, Eddie. 356 00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,559 Do I? 357 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,040 Yeah, somehow sort of... 358 00:24:58,805 --> 00:25:00,131 ..buff. 359 00:25:02,195 --> 00:25:03,699 Have you been working out? 360 00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,374 I suppose 361 00:25:05,661 --> 00:25:09,723 shifting those beer crates around all day, it's bound to have some sort of effect. 362 00:25:09,724 --> 00:25:10,774 Ah! 363 00:25:11,430 --> 00:25:13,344 I should say! 364 00:25:14,278 --> 00:25:16,954 It's very difficult for me to reveal my sources. 365 00:25:17,145 --> 00:25:20,152 As a journalist, it's extremely unethical. 366 00:25:23,116 --> 00:25:24,907 I'm sorry, I've got to take this. 367 00:25:26,868 --> 00:25:28,516 Hello, Robin? 368 00:25:28,517 --> 00:25:31,369 No, no, I'm with someone, as a matter of fact. 369 00:25:31,684 --> 00:25:33,298 No, absolutely. 370 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,175 Of course it is, of course I know. 371 00:25:42,404 --> 00:25:44,495 I'll call you if... 372 00:25:45,497 --> 00:25:47,766 Keep looking, I'll call you later on. 373 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,002 Sorry about that. 374 00:25:51,003 --> 00:25:53,664 - Where are you going? - To find Burdon. 375 00:25:54,697 --> 00:25:56,619 You'd only slow me down. 376 00:25:56,924 --> 00:25:59,306 Yeah, I mean, I've never been in that sort of 377 00:25:59,675 --> 00:26:03,979 conventionally handsome, full head of hair thing, you know? 378 00:26:05,948 --> 00:26:07,971 You couldn't do me a massive favour, could you, Eddie? 379 00:26:12,036 --> 00:26:13,909 Callaghan Brown Solicitors. 380 00:26:16,002 --> 00:26:17,382 Putting you through. 381 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:22,714 Amanda Hynes. 382 00:26:23,948 --> 00:26:25,656 Your Honour. 383 00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:31,743 Yes, certainly. I recall it was last year, wasn't it? 384 00:26:31,744 --> 00:26:33,940 The Camberwell magistrates. 385 00:26:33,941 --> 00:26:37,758 Teenage offender, quite out of control, kept shouting about how her 386 00:26:37,759 --> 00:26:40,765 father had masterminded the whole Fortness robbery. 387 00:26:43,152 --> 00:26:45,038 It was fantastic stuff! 388 00:26:45,475 --> 00:26:48,837 Yeah, said her father still had it stashed away somewhere! 389 00:26:51,966 --> 00:26:55,041 No, her name escapes me, I'd have to check my files. 390 00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:59,528 Now? Well, yes, certainly I could. 391 00:26:59,529 --> 00:27:01,528 Could you hold one moment, Your Honour? 392 00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:17,863 Here we are. 393 00:27:18,911 --> 00:27:22,711 Yes, and I have an address you might want to try as well. 394 00:27:29,639 --> 00:27:31,899 Ainsworth. Again. 395 00:27:32,626 --> 00:27:34,362 Stalking me now? 396 00:27:34,513 --> 00:27:36,738 You're off to see Burdon's daughter, aren't you? 397 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:40,892 I called that solicitor again. Still didn't give me a name, but 398 00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:44,400 she did tell me that I was the second person who'd contacted her, 399 00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:47,237 and it didn't take me long to work out who the first person was. 400 00:27:47,906 --> 00:27:49,532 Well done, you. 401 00:27:49,614 --> 00:27:51,414 You do realise I'm coming with you? 402 00:27:52,863 --> 00:27:55,818 Your professional qualms are your concern, Mr Ainsworth. 403 00:27:56,412 --> 00:27:58,485 My concern is justice. 404 00:27:58,526 --> 00:28:02,319 I'm not squeamish about cutting corners to see it achieved. 405 00:28:04,367 --> 00:28:06,568 So this is about Burdon? 406 00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:10,339 It's got nothing to do with 30 million in gold ingots? 407 00:28:11,343 --> 00:28:13,516 You may have to explain that remark. 408 00:28:13,656 --> 00:28:18,782 Well, just that a sum like that might distract someone from their vocation. 409 00:28:23,025 --> 00:28:25,635 Word on the gangster grapevine? 410 00:28:27,431 --> 00:28:31,699 Do you know what criminals do all day, the ones that get caught? 411 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:35,322 They sit in their cells and think up fairytales 412 00:28:35,323 --> 00:28:38,343 about the bad men who sent them there. 413 00:28:39,567 --> 00:28:43,378 Can't imagine why they'd want to spread malicious gossip about me. 414 00:28:44,017 --> 00:28:45,548 Can you? 415 00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:51,550 Coming? 416 00:28:51,551 --> 00:28:54,775 Yes, I'm just gonna let my office know where I'll be. 417 00:28:55,812 --> 00:28:57,916 Tanya, put me through to Robin. 418 00:28:58,707 --> 00:29:00,819 We're going to need to force his hand. 419 00:29:01,763 --> 00:29:03,458 I'm on it. 420 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,708 - You got all that? - Yeah, I've got it. 421 00:29:08,709 --> 00:29:11,801 - I want to know why. - You know Mickey, cautious to a fault. 422 00:29:11,802 --> 00:29:14,171 - There's something else to this con. - Gotta go, Emma. 423 00:29:14,172 --> 00:29:16,068 You're not telling me everything. 424 00:29:16,069 --> 00:29:18,997 - Ash. - I wish there was more time to tell. 425 00:29:18,998 --> 00:29:20,468 Adios. 426 00:29:22,842 --> 00:29:24,222 Thanks, Eddie. 427 00:29:58,464 --> 00:29:59,885 Animals. 428 00:30:10,933 --> 00:30:12,979 Oh, er... Is your mum in? 429 00:30:13,110 --> 00:30:15,003 Who is it? 430 00:30:15,427 --> 00:30:17,006 Hi, we'd like to talk to you. 431 00:30:17,007 --> 00:30:18,779 About your father. 432 00:30:19,248 --> 00:30:20,847 Go on, darling. 433 00:30:21,836 --> 00:30:24,500 - Who are you? Police? - No. No, we're not police. 434 00:30:35,139 --> 00:30:37,995 When was it you last saw David Burdon? 435 00:30:42,499 --> 00:30:46,073 Last year. In a wooden box. 436 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:52,551 Really? Because a reliable source has you claiming six months ago 437 00:30:52,578 --> 00:30:54,095 that your father was still alive. 438 00:30:54,096 --> 00:30:57,418 That's back when I was drinking, I didn't know what I was saying. 439 00:30:57,794 --> 00:30:59,612 My dad's dead, all right? 440 00:30:59,613 --> 00:31:02,619 A goods train hitting you at 90 miles an hour'll do that to you. 441 00:31:02,741 --> 00:31:05,228 Do you know where he hid the gold from the Fortness raid? 442 00:31:05,624 --> 00:31:08,702 Oh yeah, course I know where there's 30 million in gold(!) 443 00:31:08,811 --> 00:31:11,409 I just hang around here to keep my feet on the ground(!) 444 00:31:11,410 --> 00:31:14,414 So your father never said anything to you about the whereabouts of the gold? 445 00:31:14,415 --> 00:31:17,230 We didn't have the father-daughter chats we shoulda done. 446 00:31:18,351 --> 00:31:21,480 We don't think it was his body that was identified. 447 00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:25,275 No. We think that he faked his own suicide 448 00:31:25,276 --> 00:31:28,014 so that he could get to the gold, unobserved. 449 00:31:28,739 --> 00:31:30,078 Do you? 450 00:31:35,378 --> 00:31:37,517 If you were to give him up, 451 00:31:37,626 --> 00:31:40,322 I'm sure there'd be a substantial reward. 452 00:31:42,143 --> 00:31:44,165 Enough to get away from here. 453 00:31:51,079 --> 00:31:53,339 You think you owe him loyalty. 454 00:31:54,139 --> 00:31:56,012 He never showed me any. 455 00:31:56,989 --> 00:31:58,739 Well, then... 456 00:32:04,128 --> 00:32:06,018 I'd need a head start. 457 00:32:06,817 --> 00:32:09,940 Get me and Kyleesha away from here before he works out who gave you the name. 458 00:32:11,469 --> 00:32:13,464 So it's true. 459 00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:17,013 Somebody was going to work it out. 460 00:32:17,026 --> 00:32:19,408 - I'm sure the authorities could arrange... - Hundred grand. 461 00:32:22,034 --> 00:32:24,617 - Excuse me? - From you two, upfront. 462 00:32:25,438 --> 00:32:28,156 What makes you think we'd give you that kind of money? 463 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:30,734 The fact that the gold's still out there. 464 00:32:30,911 --> 00:32:33,139 That's what you're after, isn't it? 465 00:32:33,140 --> 00:32:35,218 He hasn't had a chance to get his hands on it yet. 466 00:32:35,608 --> 00:32:38,956 Wait, hold on. How do you know that, 467 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,445 if you don't know where the gold is? 468 00:32:40,446 --> 00:32:42,643 If I told you that, that'd be a clue. 469 00:32:42,875 --> 00:32:44,856 Clues are a hundred grand as well. 470 00:32:47,694 --> 00:32:50,139 - Where was this taken? - What? 471 00:32:50,461 --> 00:32:55,299 Your father standing in what looks like a timber yard. Where was it taken? 472 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,307 That's not going to help you. 473 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:59,624 He bought the timber yard when I was nine. 474 00:32:59,952 --> 00:33:02,698 It's the last picture of him before that gold drove him mad. 475 00:33:03,401 --> 00:33:05,464 There's no record of Burdon owning a timber yard. 476 00:33:05,465 --> 00:33:09,045 Kyleesha, can you turn the TV down, babes? 477 00:33:09,722 --> 00:33:12,004 Probably cos he never bought anything in his own name. 478 00:33:12,005 --> 00:33:14,464 Oi! Can you turn it... 479 00:33:15,424 --> 00:33:16,762 Turn it down! 480 00:33:16,763 --> 00:33:18,710 Do you know what... 481 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:21,600 why don't the two of you jog on 482 00:33:21,601 --> 00:33:23,950 and go and do your detective work somewhere else, all right? 483 00:33:23,951 --> 00:33:27,739 After you've figured out none of it's gonna help, you come back with my 100K. 484 00:33:36,095 --> 00:33:38,760 So it looks like Burdon IS alive. 485 00:33:41,184 --> 00:33:44,041 Why don't you let me look at that photograph? 486 00:33:48,724 --> 00:33:50,432 I know you took it. 487 00:34:05,645 --> 00:34:07,451 I know what you're thinking. 488 00:34:07,683 --> 00:34:09,330 You're thinking, "Hmm..." 489 00:34:09,331 --> 00:34:12,323 "There's no record of the police ever having searched a timber yard." 490 00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:17,128 You think perhaps you're looking at the place the gold is buried and you've never been closer. 491 00:34:17,729 --> 00:34:19,468 What are you implying? 492 00:34:19,469 --> 00:34:23,458 That you took the bung the first time round and you've been after the gold ever since. 493 00:34:23,701 --> 00:34:26,687 All you have to do is find that timber yard. 494 00:34:28,204 --> 00:34:30,895 Thing is, it's not just you that's after the gold. 495 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:34,013 I am too. 496 00:34:34,747 --> 00:34:37,149 But me... I'm looking at the person Burdon's with. 497 00:34:37,150 --> 00:34:39,738 It stands to reason that the yard is in his name. 498 00:34:40,241 --> 00:34:43,339 Could trace it... Yeah, I reckon that'll be the quickest way. 499 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,898 You don't know who he is, do you? 500 00:34:46,924 --> 00:34:49,081 Hmm? No, me neither. 501 00:34:49,858 --> 00:34:52,099 But I know a man who will. 502 00:34:55,271 --> 00:34:57,918 - All right, boys? - Anthony Kent, this is... 503 00:34:57,919 --> 00:35:00,185 Oh, but you two know each other anyway, don't you? 504 00:35:00,186 --> 00:35:01,605 That's right. 505 00:35:01,606 --> 00:35:04,507 - You sent me down. - Yes... 506 00:35:05,383 --> 00:35:06,845 For... 507 00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:12,378 He said your attention didn't dwell on the individuals involved. 508 00:35:12,901 --> 00:35:14,665 It'll come to you. 509 00:35:15,061 --> 00:35:16,728 Give us a butcher's. 510 00:35:19,898 --> 00:35:21,662 You know him? 511 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:24,038 Yeah, I know him. 512 00:35:24,243 --> 00:35:27,697 He knows all the crooks. And the crooks' friends. Proper villain, see. 513 00:35:27,698 --> 00:35:29,886 Opens certain doors. 514 00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:31,881 Who are you? 515 00:35:31,976 --> 00:35:35,219 You can call me the man who's been after that Burdon girl for the last six months. 516 00:35:36,597 --> 00:35:39,219 Yes, I know, doesn't trip off the tongue, does it? 517 00:35:39,723 --> 00:35:41,538 Came to this fellow for help. 518 00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:45,819 The only thing he didn't know was where Burdon's daughter was. 519 00:35:46,374 --> 00:35:48,979 Tried everything we could to get that solicitor to talk. 520 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:52,414 But in the end we had to enlist some outside help. 521 00:35:55,407 --> 00:35:57,375 Cheers for that. 522 00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:59,275 You've been great. 523 00:36:04,417 --> 00:36:08,538 I suppose you could always try paying the daughter, find Burdon that way. 524 00:36:09,103 --> 00:36:11,385 I tell you what? I'll race you. 525 00:36:27,432 --> 00:36:32,458 Bring my soul in prison so I may give thanks to your name. 526 00:36:32,959 --> 00:36:34,579 Mmm? 527 00:36:34,912 --> 00:36:37,270 Oh, Governor! Oh, hi! 528 00:36:37,271 --> 00:36:42,316 My bible study group, what can you say, the good news keeps spreading! 529 00:36:43,941 --> 00:36:48,227 Yesterday, I warned you that your flouting of prison rules had come to my attention. 530 00:36:48,309 --> 00:36:51,392 - I thank you for that conversation. - A matter of hours later 531 00:36:51,393 --> 00:36:53,913 you undergo some kind of religious conversion. 532 00:36:53,914 --> 00:36:57,394 I prefer the term, "reawakening". 533 00:36:57,395 --> 00:36:58,990 Little bit sudden, don't you think? 534 00:36:58,991 --> 00:37:03,723 I believe St Paul experienced something comparable to that, on the road... 535 00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:06,167 You're fooling no-one with this sham, Mr Stroller. 536 00:37:08,386 --> 00:37:10,419 - ... to Damascus. - Least of all me. 537 00:37:11,065 --> 00:37:14,835 There is nothing different or special about you. You're a common criminal. 538 00:37:14,862 --> 00:37:18,640 And all criminals, no matter how clever they feel themselves to be, 539 00:37:18,641 --> 00:37:22,724 leave some evidence of their misdeeds. I will find that evidence. 540 00:37:22,725 --> 00:37:26,459 I will present it to the parole board, and you... 541 00:37:26,969 --> 00:37:30,276 will serve the remainder of your sentence to the last minute. 542 00:37:32,113 --> 00:37:34,739 May I be excused for choir practice? 543 00:37:36,374 --> 00:37:38,409 OK, part two of your field trip. 544 00:37:38,559 --> 00:37:41,827 You planning to keep that expression on your face once we're inside? 545 00:37:41,963 --> 00:37:42,686 Sorry. 546 00:37:42,687 --> 00:37:45,619 Only, a constant grin like that's liable to alert our mark. 547 00:37:45,620 --> 00:37:48,313 I was just thinking, how much do we stand to make on this one? 548 00:37:49,506 --> 00:37:52,034 It's not just about the money, all right? 549 00:37:53,675 --> 00:37:55,384 You're on, by the way. 550 00:37:57,215 --> 00:37:59,352 Pavel, how's the little one? 551 00:37:59,353 --> 00:38:01,037 Still keeping you up? 552 00:38:01,255 --> 00:38:02,179 Ooh! 553 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,578 Sorry, I forgot. I forgot. 554 00:38:06,133 --> 00:38:07,472 Hello? 555 00:38:08,921 --> 00:38:11,491 Hello? Hello, mate, how are you? 556 00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:13,900 Yeah... 557 00:38:19,044 --> 00:38:20,339 Yes! 558 00:38:40,944 --> 00:38:42,619 Rough night? 559 00:38:44,745 --> 00:38:46,419 - Go away. - That bad, eh? 560 00:38:47,044 --> 00:38:50,018 - Funny game, roulette. - Pure luck, no skill, no system. 561 00:38:50,217 --> 00:38:52,131 Posh slot machine. 562 00:38:52,132 --> 00:38:54,234 Except for sector targeting. 563 00:38:55,363 --> 00:39:00,419 If you can calculate the velocity of the counter-clockwise spin of the wheel... 564 00:39:00,747 --> 00:39:02,978 I know what sector targeting is. 565 00:39:03,602 --> 00:39:07,779 ... combine it with the position the wheel is at when the croupier releases the ball, 566 00:39:08,233 --> 00:39:11,339 and the speed the ball is travelling after two spins, 567 00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:15,318 you can work out roughly... where that ball will land. 568 00:39:19,819 --> 00:39:23,468 No-one can make those calculations in the time available. It can't be done. 569 00:39:23,469 --> 00:39:24,876 True. 570 00:39:25,996 --> 00:39:27,991 Unless you cheat. 571 00:39:28,829 --> 00:39:30,605 Say hello... 572 00:39:31,715 --> 00:39:33,533 to my lucky phone. 573 00:39:36,037 --> 00:39:37,423 Is that one of those mobiles? 574 00:39:37,424 --> 00:39:39,146 What, the ones with the laser scanner inside, 575 00:39:39,147 --> 00:39:42,871 reads the speed of the ball and does the sums for you? Might be. 576 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:45,088 - I've read about those! - Keep your voice down! 577 00:39:45,089 --> 00:39:48,259 Don't look at my arm, look straight ahead. Understand? 578 00:39:51,409 --> 00:39:52,724 - Where'd you get it? - Don't ask me that, 579 00:39:52,725 --> 00:39:54,018 ask me how much I made last week. 580 00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:56,299 - How much? - £83.000. 581 00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:57,937 Ask me if I'm happy. 582 00:39:57,938 --> 00:39:58,620 - Are you happy? - No. 583 00:39:58,621 --> 00:40:01,177 Want to know why? Course you do, it's an intriguing tale. 584 00:40:01,178 --> 00:40:02,935 The casino's on to me. 585 00:40:02,936 --> 00:40:05,395 Started getting funny looks from the security people. 586 00:40:05,436 --> 00:40:07,577 If I keep winning like this they'll shut me down. 587 00:40:07,578 --> 00:40:11,187 I won't be able to place a chip within a 50-mile radius of the Edgware Road. 588 00:40:11,188 --> 00:40:13,846 I can't find a way out of my predicament. 589 00:40:14,649 --> 00:40:16,316 Can you? 590 00:40:22,135 --> 00:40:23,392 - Yeah? - Fine, yeah. 591 00:40:23,393 --> 00:40:24,837 Right, split the winnings down the middle. 592 00:40:24,838 --> 00:40:27,175 50-50, like we agreed. Look. Can we just do this? 593 00:40:27,176 --> 00:40:28,654 Aren't you forgetting something? 594 00:40:31,675 --> 00:40:34,220 Can't have you running off with my lucky phone, can we? 595 00:40:38,165 --> 00:40:40,365 Place your bets, please. 596 00:40:48,386 --> 00:40:50,380 Place your bets, please... 597 00:40:56,992 --> 00:41:00,500 Blue suit... loud tie... Copy. 598 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:07,364 - What? What? - Let's not make a scene, sir. 599 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,950 All right, Pavel. Carry on. 600 00:41:17,579 --> 00:41:20,742 - I'm on my way home, let me go home! - Don't say a word. 601 00:41:21,814 --> 00:41:23,290 What's this? 602 00:41:23,796 --> 00:41:26,193 My employers do not take kindly to being stolen from. 603 00:41:26,194 --> 00:41:29,699 - Somebody put me up to it. - We know. We've been watching. 604 00:41:29,850 --> 00:41:33,496 At this present moment the gentleman in question is upstairs in my employer's office 605 00:41:33,497 --> 00:41:35,981 - waiting for the police. - You don't understand. 606 00:41:35,982 --> 00:41:38,380 - My job, the nature of my work. - No, we understand. 607 00:41:38,681 --> 00:41:40,258 We understand we've got video... 608 00:41:40,259 --> 00:41:43,778 We've got video footage of you cheating at roulette. 609 00:41:43,971 --> 00:41:45,242 - And yet... - Look, I'm sorry, all right. 610 00:41:45,243 --> 00:41:48,453 And yet... you're out here. 611 00:41:49,553 --> 00:41:52,135 Unless we go back inside, nothing's logged. 612 00:41:52,136 --> 00:41:53,868 You and I never met. 613 00:41:53,869 --> 00:41:55,700 This can all go away. 614 00:42:11,928 --> 00:42:15,499 Yes! Em, come and check out a master at work. 615 00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:17,896 Three-card monte? With Ash? 616 00:42:17,897 --> 00:42:21,007 - You do realise you can't win? - I appreciate the sisterly concern, 617 00:42:21,008 --> 00:42:23,553 but I think you'll find I'm the exception that proves the rule. 618 00:42:23,554 --> 00:42:26,459 What can I say? The boy has a natural flair. 619 00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:29,658 - Go easy on him. - I will. 620 00:42:30,511 --> 00:42:32,805 So I'm guessing that things went well at the casino, then? 621 00:42:32,806 --> 00:42:35,778 Yeah, not bad. Tell her how I was. 622 00:42:36,826 --> 00:42:38,072 Passable. 623 00:42:38,073 --> 00:42:40,459 Hear that? "Passable"! 624 00:42:41,024 --> 00:42:42,650 Watch closely. 625 00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:46,018 What do you think for Albert's holiday? 626 00:42:46,568 --> 00:42:49,697 Very nice. Oh, not Indonesia, though. 627 00:42:49,874 --> 00:42:53,466 He sold the air force some fighter jets in the '70s, and they still haven't arrived. 628 00:42:55,516 --> 00:42:56,825 All right. 629 00:42:57,044 --> 00:43:01,699 I was also thinking a stretch limo outside the prison gates, is that too tacky? 630 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:03,539 - Just tacky enough. - Good. 631 00:43:30,629 --> 00:43:33,704 I am seldom wrong about people, Mr Stroller, 632 00:43:33,705 --> 00:43:36,192 and you've confirmed my worst suspicions. 633 00:43:36,383 --> 00:43:39,569 Running a betting operation inside prison... 634 00:43:39,856 --> 00:43:41,613 The prayer group? 635 00:43:41,614 --> 00:43:43,312 I don't want to hear any more. 636 00:43:43,313 --> 00:43:46,315 There is a cache of money somewhere in this cell 637 00:43:46,316 --> 00:43:48,639 and I intend to find it. 638 00:43:56,229 --> 00:43:58,243 Be very, very careful with that. 639 00:43:58,244 --> 00:44:01,660 I spent an awful lot of time on it, it's very delicate. 640 00:44:07,598 --> 00:44:09,142 Break it. 641 00:44:31,181 --> 00:44:34,119 It appears we have our evidence, Mr Stroller. 642 00:44:39,939 --> 00:44:42,418 Kent should have got his money together by now. 643 00:44:42,834 --> 00:44:45,458 When he hands it over, give him this. 644 00:44:46,036 --> 00:44:48,278 That reminds me... Mickey, 645 00:44:48,633 --> 00:44:52,351 I didn't know you were acting secretary of the Cavendish Cats Benevolent Fund. 646 00:44:56,557 --> 00:44:57,860 Neither did I. 647 00:44:58,695 --> 00:45:00,858 - Hello? - I've got your money. 648 00:45:00,859 --> 00:45:03,580 I hope you've got a name for me. 649 00:45:12,826 --> 00:45:15,298 - Where's your friend? - Forget my friend. 650 00:45:15,764 --> 00:45:19,099 My friend isn't carrying a briefcase full of money. 651 00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:38,698 I see now why he couldn't get his hands on the gold. 652 00:45:39,704 --> 00:45:41,590 Is that going to be a problem? 653 00:45:42,982 --> 00:45:44,731 Oh, I shouldn't think so. 654 00:45:47,157 --> 00:45:49,317 I'm a high court judge. 655 00:46:22,170 --> 00:46:23,851 Beautiful. 656 00:46:24,718 --> 00:46:26,495 I meant the money. 657 00:46:27,478 --> 00:46:30,111 Come one, let's go get the boys and pick up Albert. 658 00:46:38,876 --> 00:46:41,218 I can't believe Kent paid up! 659 00:46:41,648 --> 00:46:43,479 Yeah, Albert will be chuffed. 660 00:46:58,703 --> 00:47:01,460 Albert, they're ready for you, mate. 661 00:47:32,324 --> 00:47:34,825 Case 174B3. 662 00:47:36,699 --> 00:47:38,476 Albert Stroller. 663 00:47:47,379 --> 00:47:49,115 We did what? 664 00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:51,458 Nobbled the parole board. 665 00:47:51,459 --> 00:47:55,006 - I knew there was more to this. - When did we do that? 666 00:47:55,047 --> 00:47:57,767 Come Friday it'll be me trying to keep up with him again. 667 00:47:57,768 --> 00:48:00,291 - Friday? - Yeah, Albert's parole hearing. 668 00:48:00,455 --> 00:48:02,693 So you don't know about the new Governor that's just come in? 669 00:48:02,775 --> 00:48:04,798 Not a lot gets past her. 670 00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:07,447 Um... 671 00:48:07,597 --> 00:48:11,768 Peter, you wouldn't happen to know the other names of the other members of the parole board... 672 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,013 would you? 673 00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:16,870 So, yeah, I've got this new job, 674 00:48:17,252 --> 00:48:20,915 and it's a lot of pressure, it's more than I'm used to. 675 00:48:21,741 --> 00:48:24,912 I've always got to have this front and look like I'm in control and 676 00:48:24,913 --> 00:48:26,715 like I know what I'm doing. 677 00:48:26,716 --> 00:48:29,282 It's like I'm pretending to be someone I'm not. 678 00:48:35,459 --> 00:48:36,964 Thank you. 679 00:48:38,330 --> 00:48:40,121 Thank you. 680 00:48:47,848 --> 00:48:49,625 We know who you are, Mr Campbell. 681 00:48:51,163 --> 00:48:56,304 Soon you'll make the acquaintance of a man who is extremely important to my employers. 682 00:48:57,261 --> 00:49:00,431 Follow the instructions inside to the letter. 683 00:49:08,481 --> 00:49:12,827 Is showing comprehension of the nature of his crimes 684 00:49:13,114 --> 00:49:17,218 and I have no hesitation in recommending Albert Stroller for parole. 685 00:49:17,818 --> 00:49:21,496 You said that we were setting up that psychiatrist for a future con! 686 00:49:21,497 --> 00:49:23,100 Yeah, well, we said a lot of things. 687 00:49:36,077 --> 00:49:39,058 I see now why he couldn't get his hands on the gold. 688 00:49:40,037 --> 00:49:41,817 Is that going to be a problem? 689 00:49:43,361 --> 00:49:45,139 Oh, I shouldn't think so. 690 00:49:45,475 --> 00:49:47,860 So Kent thinks Albert is Burdon? 691 00:49:53,901 --> 00:49:57,898 Why did we get the judge and the psychologist but not the Governor? 692 00:49:58,252 --> 00:50:01,858 Majority rule. We only needed two out of the three. 693 00:50:02,141 --> 00:50:05,458 Besides, from what I've been told, the Governor is unconnable. 694 00:50:06,565 --> 00:50:08,804 What's the difference between a trick and a con? 695 00:50:08,805 --> 00:50:11,449 - Right. OK, the difference... - Confidence. 696 00:50:12,290 --> 00:50:15,898 A true con artist is all about giving the mark... 697 00:50:17,054 --> 00:50:18,420 ... confidence. 698 00:50:18,694 --> 00:50:21,530 It's nice to let the mark think he's got something up his sleeve. 699 00:50:21,531 --> 00:50:25,404 But always always, always make sure you've got something up yours. 700 00:50:25,568 --> 00:50:27,537 I don't think he's got it. 701 00:50:28,363 --> 00:50:30,472 - Teaching aid? - Good idea. 702 00:50:30,473 --> 00:50:34,199 - No, not three-card monte... - Three-card monte! 703 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,939 If you want to play some three-card monte, Ash, we can play some three-card monte. 704 00:50:38,415 --> 00:50:39,738 I'm just gonna take your money again. 705 00:50:39,739 --> 00:50:42,019 Right, should be a very instructive game. 706 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,447 You got some real capital to play with now and all. 707 00:50:44,448 --> 00:50:46,511 Yeah. I do. 708 00:50:48,766 --> 00:50:51,539 Now, find the lady, yeah? 709 00:51:04,159 --> 00:51:05,764 Ash. 710 00:51:06,010 --> 00:51:07,825 Yes, Sean? 711 00:51:10,575 --> 00:51:13,019 Do you already know I marked the cards? 712 00:51:13,522 --> 00:51:17,322 Well, it's very late for that question, Sean, 713 00:51:17,748 --> 00:51:19,948 seeing as you've already placed your stake. 714 00:51:19,949 --> 00:51:22,973 - That's the con, dummy. - Where's my wallet, hang on. 715 00:51:23,424 --> 00:51:26,410 He let you think you had the angle and then watched you raise your stakes. 716 00:51:30,142 --> 00:51:31,930 Can I ask you a question, Sean? 717 00:51:32,408 --> 00:51:34,678 With all that money on the turn of this card, 718 00:51:34,679 --> 00:51:36,540 and everything you've learned... 719 00:51:38,638 --> 00:51:40,524 ... are you feeling confident? 720 00:51:46,536 --> 00:51:47,875 Get off! 721 00:51:50,521 --> 00:51:53,098 Hang on, does Albert know about the Kent con? 722 00:51:53,339 --> 00:51:55,430 Don't worry about Albert. 723 00:52:01,608 --> 00:52:04,082 Get in, Mr Burdon. 724 00:52:04,191 --> 00:52:05,544 Excuse me? 725 00:52:05,681 --> 00:52:09,620 Or perhaps you'd rather go back to prison for the murder of Albert Stroller. 726 00:52:12,558 --> 00:52:14,963 I don't think I'd like that at all. 727 00:52:23,830 --> 00:52:26,739 I must compliment your plastic surgeon 728 00:52:27,275 --> 00:52:29,779 and you can drop the accent, I know who you are. 729 00:52:30,311 --> 00:52:31,905 I'll do my best. 730 00:52:31,906 --> 00:52:33,886 It's tricky habit to break, though. 731 00:52:35,405 --> 00:52:38,139 Why don't I tell you what I already know. 732 00:52:39,148 --> 00:52:40,841 I'd like that. 733 00:52:41,156 --> 00:52:43,444 I know you own a timber yard, 734 00:52:43,581 --> 00:52:45,610 I know what's buried in it, 735 00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:48,796 and I know you're going to take me there. 736 00:52:59,523 --> 00:53:01,806 Are you absolutely sure this is the right place? 737 00:53:01,878 --> 00:53:04,218 Of course I'm sure. I told him not to sell. 738 00:53:04,635 --> 00:53:09,842 I said, "Don't sell, no matter who the buyer is, don't sell the timber yard." 739 00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:45,459 - Welcome home, Albert! - Missed ya. 740 00:53:45,460 --> 00:53:48,322 Nice touch, by the way, taking Kent to a prison. 741 00:53:48,323 --> 00:53:51,938 Suddenly it came to me. A jail built over his buried treasure. 742 00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:55,937 - I love the irony. - What did I tell you? Nothing to worry about. 743 00:53:55,938 --> 00:53:57,919 Best improv man in the free world. 744 00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,226 - What if Kent remembers who Ash is and... - What? 745 00:54:00,227 --> 00:54:02,350 Tells the police we used him to fix a parole hearing? 746 00:54:02,924 --> 00:54:05,398 - What, for me? - Coming home present. 747 00:54:05,439 --> 00:54:07,819 Ooh! Way, way too much. 748 00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:12,499 Oh, and...judging by the postmark, I figured this had something to do with you... 749 00:54:13,018 --> 00:54:17,391 Ah, yes, it's always difficult to move hard cash out of a prison. 750 00:54:18,687 --> 00:54:19,945 Sean. 751 00:54:21,184 --> 00:54:23,521 Graduation present. 752 00:54:23,931 --> 00:54:26,267 - Cheers, Ash. - Three-card monte. 753 00:54:26,403 --> 00:54:28,698 Yeah. And I'll tell you something else, Albert. 754 00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:32,098 We didn't just con Kent to fix your parole. 755 00:54:32,678 --> 00:54:35,152 - We played another con as well. - You did? 756 00:54:35,153 --> 00:54:36,559 Mm-hm. 757 00:54:36,887 --> 00:54:42,331 Well, I'm really very touched, you didn't have go to all that trouble. 758 00:54:42,332 --> 00:54:44,311 Well, we couldn't afford to take the risks, Albert. 759 00:54:44,312 --> 00:54:46,675 I think I had the situation in hand. 760 00:54:49,227 --> 00:54:50,470 You what? 761 00:54:50,894 --> 00:54:54,259 Were you running your own con, Albert? 762 00:54:54,597 --> 00:54:58,378 I might have been. I told you that place was filled with easy marks. 763 00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:01,425 Oh, wait, you didn't... 764 00:55:02,452 --> 00:55:03,775 Did you? 765 00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:05,706 He conned the Governor. 766 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,941 Perhaps you ought to resign yourself to the fact... 767 00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:23,105 ... that you're going to be in this facility for a very long time to come. 768 00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:44,441 It appears we have our evidence, Mr Stroller. 769 00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:48,086 I told myself it was justifiable that 770 00:55:48,087 --> 00:55:51,284 the inmates would just spend their money on some other vice 771 00:55:51,476 --> 00:55:54,344 when they could lose it all to me for a bigger cause. 772 00:55:58,175 --> 00:56:01,307 The Cavendish Cats Benevolent Fund? 773 00:56:01,621 --> 00:56:05,262 Yes, I just hope that from the wrongs I've done some good can come, 774 00:56:06,308 --> 00:56:08,003 to cats. 775 00:56:08,847 --> 00:56:11,450 Your winnings have been going to... 776 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:12,939 To cats, yes. 777 00:56:13,474 --> 00:56:17,178 I can't bear to see the little creatures in distress. 778 00:56:18,168 --> 00:56:21,356 All of this... has been fundraising? 779 00:56:21,357 --> 00:56:25,459 I know we shouldn't break the prison rules, but... You see, uh... 780 00:56:26,161 --> 00:56:29,458 I see their tiny faces, and... 781 00:56:30,145 --> 00:56:32,017 And they haunt me. 782 00:56:51,466 --> 00:56:53,940 I confess that I have 783 00:56:53,941 --> 00:56:58,658 jumped to some rather uncharitable conclusions about Mr Stroller. 784 00:56:59,448 --> 00:57:03,740 I've had occasion to revise my thinking. 785 00:57:06,375 --> 00:57:09,382 You said the Governor was "unconnable". 786 00:57:09,601 --> 00:57:12,292 No, there's such thing as "unconnable". 787 00:57:12,293 --> 00:57:13,933 Not with the right grifter. 788 00:57:14,042 --> 00:57:17,739 I mean, even the toughest mark has his Achilles heel. 789 00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:20,217 Yes, well, well done and everything, 790 00:57:20,218 --> 00:57:22,772 but the Governor's only one. You needed two out of three. 791 00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:25,785 Once the governor was on board I figured the other two would follow. 792 00:57:26,303 --> 00:57:29,596 Yeah, but... you didn't KNOW. 793 00:57:29,801 --> 00:57:32,134 Well, I had a pretty good idea. 794 00:57:34,911 --> 00:57:37,818 So we got three out of three, then? 795 00:57:38,398 --> 00:57:41,609 Nothing so satisfying, don't you think? Complete. 796 00:57:41,660 --> 00:57:43,578 You are a crafty old sod. 797 00:57:44,447 --> 00:57:46,299 To Albert, back where he belongs. 798 00:57:46,718 --> 00:57:48,358 - To Albert. - To Albert. 799 00:57:49,556 --> 00:57:53,071 Now, next time I con you, you don't get a refund, all right? 800 00:57:53,194 --> 00:57:56,001 That's if it's you conning me. Next time might be the other way round. 801 00:57:56,002 --> 00:57:58,300 Three socks - three, pop socks - nil. 802 00:57:59,032 --> 00:58:02,498 There's no two ways about it. Next time it'll be the other way round. 803 00:58:02,681 --> 00:58:05,979 You know? I still don't see how you knew the others would come on board. 804 00:58:06,270 --> 00:58:08,247 The Governor's used to getting her way. 805 00:58:08,248 --> 00:58:11,342 - So, once we had her in the bag... - Yeah, but hold on. She... 806 00:58:11,343 --> 00:58:14,787 I don't mean to imply that your cons were futile. 807 00:58:14,801 --> 00:58:17,019 They were just... a little over the top. 808 00:58:17,559 --> 00:58:19,165 Over the top? 809 00:58:19,233 --> 00:58:21,002 Superfluous. 810 00:58:32,742 --> 00:58:36,638 °.° THX to chocolate! °.°