1 00:00:10,133 --> 00:00:11,800 Adrian Lester 2 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:14,267 Marc Warren 3 00:00:21,567 --> 00:00:24,167 Robert Glenister 4 00:00:24,967 --> 00:00:26,567 Jamime Murray 5 00:00:30,633 --> 00:00:32,900 & Robert Vaughn 6 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:38,633 Season 3 EP 2 : Alberts Challenge 7 00:00:39,767 --> 00:00:44,567 Converted From VOBSUB to SRT : ASMODIN (with some extra's) 8 00:00:47,967 --> 00:00:55,000 HUSTLE 9 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,400 So when's it gonna be readY, Albert? 10 00:00:53,533 --> 00:00:56,867 He's picking up the bank draft later today, and we're going to meet him at his hotel 11 00:00:56,867 --> 00:00:59,667 -tomorrow morning at 10:30. -Great. 12 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:01,133 -Ash? -Yeah, we're set. 13 00:01:01,133 --> 00:01:03,933 We just have to pick the painting up on our way. 14 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:07,333 -No loose ends? -Can I asK something? 15 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:11,533 Only, if he's doing the pickup today, yeah, why are we waiting until tomorrow? 16 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:13,000 Because that's what we arranged with him. 17 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,933 Yeah, but, Mick, I mean that's just more time for things to go wrong, innit? 18 00:01:16,067 --> 00:01:18,600 Okay. Listen up, gang, this is what I propose. 19 00:01:18,733 --> 00:01:22,067 All right. We'll give him a call, say there's been a change of plan, 20 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,433 we do the pick up today. 21 00:01:24,433 --> 00:01:26,833 We don't deviate from the plan. It maKes the marK suspicious. 22 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:28,033 Yeah, have a word, Mick. 23 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:30,900 This bloke, I'm telling you now, gagging to give us some money. 24 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:33,500 And he will. Tomorrow. 25 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:36,900 So that's it, is it? End of discussion? 26 00:01:36,967 --> 00:01:40,100 Yes, Danny, come on, we've got a day off. Relax. 27 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:55,633 Cards, anYone? 28 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,733 -A picnic? -Picnic? 29 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:01,267 -It's sunnY outside. -No, no, no. I don't do sun. 30 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,867 No. 31 00:02:05,867 --> 00:02:07,733 -Dice then? -We haven't got anY dice. 32 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:10,400 -I just... -Happen to have some with me. 33 00:02:10,533 --> 00:02:14,133 -You're incorrigible, Albie. -Thank you, my dear. 34 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:20,467 -A drink? -Frozen ma rgaritas. 35 00:02:20,533 --> 00:02:23,200 -No ice. -No ice? 36 00:02:23,267 --> 00:02:28,933 The ice machine made a strange, kind of, gurgling sound and then it went... 37 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,833 -Died. -The ice machine... 38 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:37,833 Yeah, by the time I fix it, it'll still be half an hour before we get any ice, wouldn't it? 39 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:41,300 -Shop on the corner sells bags. -OKaY. Come on, then. 40 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:56,367 Don't you just love London when the sun comes out? 41 00:02:56,433 --> 00:02:58,900 -Do you think of anything else? - No. 42 00:02:59,967 --> 00:03:01,967 -Can I asK You something? -No. 43 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:03,933 OnlY unless I'm missing something, 44 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:06,867 you don't seem to get much in the way of female company. 45 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,133 -I do all right. -When? 46 00:03:09,133 --> 00:03:11,600 When I'm as far away from you as possible. 47 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,133 That maKes sense. 48 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,000 I mean, they ain't gonna want to shag you once they've seen me, are they? 49 00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:17,400 Shut up, DannY. 50 00:03:17,533 --> 00:03:20,600 So what do You recKon, then? I mean, on avera ge. Once a month? Twice? 51 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:24,467 -ls there a point to this? -No, just maKing conversation. 52 00:03:25,267 --> 00:03:28,600 -You see, I get loads. -You... 53 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,067 Yeah, well... 54 00:03:31,267 --> 00:03:33,533 You get loads 'ca use you're not as choosy as I am. 55 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,400 HeY, mate, it's all the same when the lights are out. 56 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:38,567 -You really believe that, don't you? -All right, all right. 57 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,900 -What do You looK for in a bird, then? -Wit, elegance, femininitY. 58 00:03:41,967 --> 00:03:46,300 Me, too. And if they've got a humongous pair of jugs, bingo. 59 00:03:46,367 --> 00:03:48,167 Is that how you see women? As sex objects? 60 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:51,367 No. I mean, you know, if they like football and they can iron a shirt as well, 61 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:52,833 that is always a result, innit? 62 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:55,767 Okay, okay, I have to walk with you, but I do not have to listen to you. 63 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:57,367 Suit Yourself. 64 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:05,367 All I'm saying is, I'm obviously more attractive to the opposite sex. 65 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:06,967 - Fine. -So You a gree with me? 66 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,700 If it will shut you up, yes. 67 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:11,533 I mean, I may not be the most attractive bloke in the world, 68 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:15,333 I'll grant You that, but what I've got is twinKle. 69 00:04:15,867 --> 00:04:17,733 -Twinkle? -Yeah. 70 00:04:18,267 --> 00:04:20,667 Did You Know that people maKe their mind up on You 71 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:22,533 based on what theY see in the first two seconds? 72 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:25,200 -Yes, of course. -So they see my twinkle, 73 00:04:25,467 --> 00:04:27,133 and bosh. 74 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:31,333 That's the Danny Blue method of attracting the opposite sex, is it? 75 00:04:31,467 --> 00:04:34,000 - "TwinKle, bosh. " -WorKs for me. 76 00:04:34,267 --> 00:04:36,933 No, Danny, you work strictly on the law of averages, 77 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:40,400 which states that if you ask 100 women to sleep with you, 78 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:44,700 the probability is you'll get laid 3.7 times. 79 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:48,367 -I think I had the. 7 on Sunday. -Yeah, I rest my case. 80 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:49,900 So, what you saying then? 81 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:53,033 What I said half an hour ago, I'm simplY choosier than You are. 82 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:57,167 -You mean, you ain't getting any? -I will not discuss my sex life with you. 83 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:59,100 -That's 'ca use you ain't getting any. -No, Danny. 84 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:03,700 It's because I have a little more respect for the women I spend time with. 85 00:05:04,767 --> 00:05:07,300 I bet I've got a bigger willy than you. 86 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:13,567 Listen, I tell you, mate. You would not want it as a wart on the end of your nose. 87 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:16,867 Please, let this daY end. 88 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,600 -I'll be mother, shall l? -Yeah. 89 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,667 -And actually, Mickey, it's not 3.7 times. -What? 90 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,933 No, You see, 'ca use that's not even 4 %. 91 00:05:23,933 --> 00:05:27,000 -Whatever. -More liKe 90%. 92 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,333 -lf you say so. -Yeah, and the other 10 are lesbians. 93 00:05:30,467 --> 00:05:33,000 -Oh, God. -What are You two bicKering a bout? 94 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,133 -The usual. -A few home truths, Albert, that's all. 95 00:05:35,133 --> 00:05:38,067 Yeah, Danny's version of the truth is a world away from everyone else's. 96 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,667 Whatever. 97 00:05:39,867 --> 00:05:42,867 Of course, you know what these disagreements are really about. 98 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:48,067 The curse of everY grifter's crew I 've ever met. 99 00:05:48,467 --> 00:05:51,500 -Well, what's that? -Happens throughout nature. 100 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:56,033 You have the leader, then the young bucks come along and make their challenge. 101 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:58,633 Yeah, well, Mickey's our leader, that's understood. 102 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:02,567 -Hello, did I miss the vote? -We don't need a vote. 103 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:04,967 Of course in the old days, these things were settled, 104 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:09,367 order was restored within the crew, so it didn't affect the con. 105 00:06:09,367 --> 00:06:11,833 What, liKe a duel? Pistols-at-dawn sort of thing? 106 00:06:12,033 --> 00:06:14,233 -Almost, yes. -I'm up for that. 107 00:06:14,233 --> 00:06:18,233 If the top grifter's a uthority was challenged by someone in the crew, 108 00:06:18,433 --> 00:06:21,233 -there was a test. -What kind of test? 109 00:06:21,367 --> 00:06:23,400 The Henderson Challenge. 110 00:06:27,867 --> 00:06:29,733 "The Henderson Challenge "? 111 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:34,600 -You've never mentioned this before. -lt never came up. 112 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,800 So what is it exactlY? 113 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,400 In the '20s and '30s in New YorK, 114 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,667 there was a long con plaYer called Charles Henderson. 115 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,933 Legend has it that he met up with a short con player, Sim on Devlin. 116 00:06:46,933 --> 00:06:50,800 Well, Henderson tooK him under his wing, and theY began worKing together. 117 00:06:50,933 --> 00:06:54,800 -And that's when it started. -What started? 118 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,967 They began a rguing about who was the better grifter. 119 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:01,033 -So Henderson issued a challenge. -Which was? 120 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,767 The truest test of a grifter's sKill. 121 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:09,967 TheY were both dropped off in the middle of New YorK at noon. 122 00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:14,500 - NaKed. -What? 123 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:17,833 - Naked? -As the day they were born. 124 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,967 Henderson and Devlin a greed to meet that very evening at 6:00 p.m. 125 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:25,300 to compare spoils and see who'd accumulated the most. 126 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:29,833 That's brilliant. That's brilliant. Let's do it. 127 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,000 -Oh, God, he's serious. -WhY not? 128 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,800 If it's good enough for Henderson and thing a majig, 129 00:07:37,933 --> 00:07:39,133 it should be good enough for us, shouldn't it? 130 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,267 But we don't have to prove who's the better grifter. 131 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:42,467 Everybody already knows that. 132 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:46,133 Listen, Mick, you might be good at all the "la rdy-da rdy, complicated, 133 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:49,933 " I haven't got a clue what's going on until the very end " stuff, 134 00:07:50,067 --> 00:07:53,733 but when it comes to " out there, down on the streets, 135 00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:55,000 "flying by the seat of your pants, 136 00:07:55,133 --> 00:07:57,267 "who can get the most money in the quickest time, " 137 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,667 mate, I've got you beat hands down. 138 00:07:59,733 --> 00:08:04,567 -ln your dreams. -Come on, I'm issuing you a challenge. 139 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:08,100 You and me. 140 00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:10,300 -You can't lead your own crew. -Why not? 141 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:13,900 Because You're immature, irresponsible, recKless, emptY-headed and impulsive. 142 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:18,833 -But a part from all that, I'm ready. -Forget it, Danny, it's not gonna happen. 143 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:22,900 Of course, Henderson knew this was the true test of a leader, 144 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:26,100 to prove that his position was warranted. 145 00:08:26,567 --> 00:08:29,300 Wait. You're saYing I should do this? 146 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:33,100 No, I'm just saying why Henderson issued the challenge. 147 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:38,267 What about the rest of You? Do I have to prove mYself to You, too? 148 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,267 See? 149 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,867 Even they know I've got you beat. 150 00:08:47,467 --> 00:08:48,667 OKaY. 151 00:08:50,267 --> 00:08:54,067 -When do we start? -You have one hour until noon. 152 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 I'm gonna beat him. 153 00:09:06,533 --> 00:09:07,867 All right, 154 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:09,167 The rules. 155 00:09:09,267 --> 00:09:12,833 -You'll both be dropped off together. -ln the nude. 156 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:18,433 You have to be back here by 6:00. Whoever shows the biggest gain, wins. 157 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,900 -Who counts? -I do. 158 00:09:21,033 --> 00:09:24,833 I estimate the price of jewelrY, clothing and the liKe, according to qualitY. 159 00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:26,367 Can we use anYone else? 160 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:31,833 Yes, but you can only phone in for help when you're ready to work the con, 161 00:09:31,967 --> 00:09:33,833 and they can only assist you, 162 00:09:33,967 --> 00:09:37,033 but they can't initiate or suggest cons of their own. 163 00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:39,967 Questions? 164 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:47,400 Well, team, it looks like by 6:00, you'll have a new leader. 165 00:09:47,533 --> 00:09:50,600 -I doubt that. -Oh? We'll see. 166 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:54,000 Gentlemen, let battle commence. 167 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,600 Anyone got a camera? 168 00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:15,133 -ReadY? -Where are we? 169 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,033 Don't worrY. I found You a nice, quiet little spot. 170 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:20,767 Gentlemen, You have six hours. 171 00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:23,767 Three, two, one, go. 172 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:26,433 -Shit! -Shit! 173 00:10:47,633 --> 00:10:49,067 Get out of the waY! 174 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,500 Hey! Hey! 175 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:32,900 Hold on. Hold up, mate, hold on... 176 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:35,100 Hold on. 177 00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:38,100 -Go, go, go. -Where to? 178 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:41,300 Anywhere, just go. Her old man's coming. He's got a baseball bat. 179 00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:42,900 He just caught us in bed. 180 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:45,167 I've just had to leg it down a drain pipe. Go! 181 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:48,367 Go, son, go. He's coming, he's coming! 182 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,067 They're only m gardening clothes. I go over to the a llotment when I clock off. 183 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,467 That's all right, son. It's just a job, isn't it? 184 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,600 -Big bloKe, was he? -Who? 185 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:10,733 -The bird's husba nd? -Oh, massive. 186 00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:12,667 Six foot, nearlY seven. Killer. 187 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:13,867 Listen, You taKe that. 188 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,933 You got a card or something? I'll get this stuff back to you. 189 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,800 No worries, it'll give me something to tell the lads later. 190 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:21,667 -All right, mate. Black cab stories, eh? -Yeah, usually have to make them up. 191 00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,400 Be lucKY, son. 192 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,833 MY mate. Mate. 193 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,033 -Pigeon's got you. - Eh? 194 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:55,033 Down Your bacK. LooK. 195 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:59,500 -Oh, bollocks. -Ain't it? 196 00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:00,967 600-quid suit. 197 00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:02,933 Take it off, take it off. My mum's really good with this stuff. 198 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,600 All you need to do is, you run it under a cold water tap for about 10 seconds, 199 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,667 and it should be as good as new. Promise You, good as new. 200 00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:12,000 Look, there. Look, cafe around the corner. Go on, go, go. 201 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:13,867 It's supposed to be lucKY! 202 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,400 Give us a bit of chalK, mate. 203 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,200 Cheers, son. 204 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,767 Do you mind telling me what you're doing? 205 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,167 Good morning to You, sir. 206 00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,767 Ah, you shouldn't have to move more than two or three tables. 207 00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,767 -I'm going to work all around you. -What? 208 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:57,300 Don't you worry about me, sir. I'll have this done in two or three hours, 209 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,300 just as soon as the drill gets here. 210 00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:01,833 Mind You, a cup of tea wouldn't go a miss. 211 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:06,100 Right, we're going down two or three feet. You might want to sheet up a little bit. 212 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,767 The old drill gets a bit dustY, You see. Throws all the mucK up. 213 00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:11,133 You can't drill here. I've got people eating. 214 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,733 HeY, I'll be as quiet as a mouse, sir. 215 00:14:12,867 --> 00:14:15,933 Well, a big mouse the size of an elephant with giant clogs on, I'll grant you. 216 00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:18,067 And I'd let people know not to have the soup. 217 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,800 There's nothing worse than grit in your soup. 218 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,467 Gets stucK in Your teeth and all. Did You not get the letter? 219 00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:25,533 Got a copY here somewhere. Oh, You Know what? I left it in the van. 220 00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:27,800 -I'll fetch it when the lads get here. -No, I didn't get anY letter. 221 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:30,533 Oh, the post these daYs, horrendous it is. 222 00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:33,267 You know, I sent my brother a birthday card three years a go, 223 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:34,333 he's still not got it. 224 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:38,133 Unbelievable. Now, if You'll just give us a hand on the other side here, sir, 225 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,600 -we'll get this out and we'll all be... -No, look. 226 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,233 just expla in to me whY You're here and what You're doing. 227 00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:48,167 Effluent, sir, tons of the stuff. More poo than You can shaKe a sticK at. 228 00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:50,700 Backing up from here to the North Circular. 229 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:53,233 Now, the plans say there's two access points. 230 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,900 I've got one here and the other a round the corner there. 231 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:59,500 -Well, can't You use that one? - No, no, no, sir. 232 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,633 That'qs only a minor access point, you see. 233 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:04,100 No, this is a much bigger access. 234 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,567 We'll open her up, we'll get right in there to the poo, you see. 235 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,767 For God's sake, man. Can you please use the other access point? 236 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,433 Oh, no, sir, can't do it with the other a ccess point, no. 237 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,100 I could maKe it worth Your while. 238 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,800 Glazer Street, mate, quicK as You liKe. 239 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,267 -Who are You? -Stripper. 240 00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:40,067 For the hen partY, onlY I left the babY oil and the helmet in the hotel room. 241 00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:41,733 -Helmet? - Fireman. 242 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,200 Look, they've booked you for the day, yes? 243 00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:44,267 Yeah. 244 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,067 So they said you wouldn't mind going back to the hotel. 245 00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:48,267 Come on, mate, I've got a dozen drunK women in there, 246 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,100 waiting to do things to a greased-up firefighter 247 00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,833 that would make their husbands file for divorce. 248 00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:53,433 You can go in there and tell them it's not happening, 249 00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:56,033 but I wouldn't recommend it. Move, come on. 250 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:07,433 Well done, Danny. Fifty quid. 251 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,300 You're cooking on gas, son, cooking on gas. 252 00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:22,733 Hello, police? Oh, thanK God. 253 00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:25,667 I'm on Walton Place. I've just seen someone with a gun. 254 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,333 No, I don't wanna give me nam e. You hear these things, don't you? 255 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,200 Yeah, gangsters and all that. 256 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,800 Yeah, I got a good look at him, big black geezer, 257 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:36,067 IooKed liKe a right nutter in one of those stretch limo things. 258 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,000 I've got the registration, if that's any help. 259 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:55,133 Clear the vehicle! Get Your hands where we can see them! 260 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:59,567 Get down on the ground, put Your hands above Your head! 261 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:03,300 Get your hands on your head. Do it! 262 00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:09,967 It's been ages. Do you think they're dressed yet? 263 00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:12,967 Oh, I hope so. It was not a prettY sight. 264 00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:14,367 Well, they've had an hour and a half, 265 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,900 my guess is they'll need a backup at any moment. 266 00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:22,167 Hello? DannY. 267 00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:26,967 OKaY, I'll be there in 15 minutes. 268 00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:31,533 -He wants to worK the Badger. -It's a good start. Solid. 269 00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:36,533 Hello? MicK. Yeah, where are You? 270 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,267 Where? 271 00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:43,267 Okay, yeah, I'll be right there. 272 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:46,533 MicK is in jail. 273 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,000 If he doesn't want to play fair, that's fine by me. 274 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,133 At least I know where I stand. 275 00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:54,533 Oh, come on, Mick, you don't know for sure it was Danny. 276 00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:56,733 Okay, so it was Danny. 277 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:01,533 You don't want to do this, do you? 278 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:06,233 No. No, I don't. 279 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:11,167 I'm a lot of things, Ash, but naive is not one of them. 280 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,633 I've Known Albert a lot of Years. 281 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,633 He doesn't do anything without very good reason. 282 00:18:14,633 --> 00:18:15,900 True. 283 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,100 Do You Know what I thinK? 284 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:21,500 I think this is Albert's way of moving Danny up a step. 285 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,767 Nah. 286 00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,300 No, he's alwaYs been... He's always been fond of him. 287 00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:29,100 Albert was the one who brought him in, remember? 288 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,567 This isn't about that. You're way off the mark. 289 00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:33,167 Am l? 290 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:37,467 You know, the truth is I always knew this day would come. 291 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:40,067 I taKe over from Albert, DannY takes over from me. 292 00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:42,467 It's what Albert was saying, the natura I order of things. 293 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,200 Danny's not ready to lead his own crew. 294 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,067 No. Well, not with me breathing down his neck, 295 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,667 but give him his head, he can be something special. 296 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,067 Why do you want to beat him so much, anyway? 297 00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:54,667 -You wouldn't understand. -Well, try me. 298 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:58,067 Do you have any idea, any idea what it's like for a bloke like me 299 00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,400 to be a support act? 300 00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:02,067 It's like getting Robbie Williams to warm up a crowd 301 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,600 for that little fat one on the piano. 302 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,467 - Elton john? -No, old GarY whatshisbananas, 303 00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:08,967 you know, the one who wrote all the songs. 304 00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:10,633 Yeah, but they hated each other, didn't they? 305 00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:13,900 -You don't hate Mickey. -Hate him? I bleeding love him, don't l? 306 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:15,033 No. 307 00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:19,233 All right, son. Hey, there's a quid down there. 308 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,167 All right, mate. All right, mate. No worries, keep it. 309 00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:23,833 -DannY? -God bless You. 310 00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:26,700 When I was working the streets, right, scraping aliving, 311 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,300 yeah, I used to dream of the day I'd be working for the great Mickey "Bricks. " 312 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,833 And here I am. 313 00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,833 -That's not enough for You now? - No, it ain't. 314 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,767 ' Ca use I want him to respect me as an equal. 315 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,767 And to do that, I'm gonna have to beat him. 316 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:41,900 Maybe Albert's right. This is Danny's time. 317 00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:48,200 Okay, I'll play Albert's game, this Henderson Challenge. 318 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,400 But on my terms. 319 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,733 And if I lose, then I'll know it's time to move on. 320 00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:55,733 Oh, well, now You're getting all maudlin on me. 321 00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:58,000 No, no, no, I'm cool. Really. 322 00:19:58,133 --> 00:20:02,200 Like any good grifter, let's see where the dice fall. 323 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:05,333 -But if Danny wins, it's over? -Yes. 324 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,933 -Yeah, but if you win, you'll be leader. -I ain't gonna be leader, am l? 325 00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:12,267 Mickey's always gonna be leader. What I want is his respect. 326 00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:14,800 All right? And to get that I need to prove myself, 327 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,367 and this is the one chance I've got to do it. 328 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:19,033 'Ca use nobody can beat me working short cons on the streets. 329 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:22,900 No one, not Mickey, not anybody. And when I beat him, which I will, 330 00:20:22,967 --> 00:20:26,567 well, I just think we'll be, you know, closer than ever. 331 00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:28,567 What, you mean, you'd really pack it all in if Danny won? 332 00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:31,967 The way I see it, there's no way I could stay. 333 00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:35,967 What do you say, Ash? One last time. 334 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,033 See where the dice fall? 335 00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:43,033 And if we lose, we go. 336 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,333 -Thanks very much. -Lovely. 337 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,533 Hey, you know what? I've only found the right money, haven't l? 338 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,000 Dous a favor, mate, get rid of some of this change for us, will you? 339 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,933 -Give us a tenner for that. -Right, mate. No, there's only nine here. 340 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,200 Only nine, only nine? I'll tell you what, give us that 20 back that I give you. 341 00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,667 Here you are, there's 11, makes that 20. Lovely, son, have a lovely day. 342 00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:15,000 -Bye-bye, mate. -Cheers, mate. 343 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,900 Don't you think you're gonna need more than a tie? 344 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:41,633 It's not the tie I want. It's the bag, oKaY? 345 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,633 Take this, go and stand over there. 346 00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:46,033 You're a Spanish tourist looking for something. 347 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:49,367 I'll point out the marK. Off You go. Go on, go on. 348 00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:13,733 Can You help me to Mada me Tussauds? It's... It's not here. 349 00:22:15,733 --> 00:22:17,867 Ah. It's there. It's there. 350 00:22:18,867 --> 00:22:22,400 You're a good man. Thank you for you to help me. 351 00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:39,233 -What do you think? -A definite improvement. 352 00:22:39,433 --> 00:22:42,033 Right. Let's go and make some money. 353 00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:46,233 -So, what's the plan? -Well, Danny's the master of the short con. 354 00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:49,233 So if we're going to beat him, I need to do what I do best. 355 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:54,233 -So what? One big con? -Probably our best shot. 356 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:57,233 And where do we find a mark? 357 00:22:57,233 --> 00:22:59,967 I've got one I've been saving for a rainy day. 358 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:03,667 So, who do You thinK is gonna win then, Albert? 359 00:23:03,933 --> 00:23:05,533 Hard to say. Hard to say. 360 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,400 Yeah, but you taught Mickey though, didn't you? 361 00:23:07,533 --> 00:23:09,800 So You must thinK he's got the edge. 362 00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:12,000 Well, he's had more experience, 363 00:23:12,467 --> 00:23:15,400 but Danny is a natural and a short con player. 364 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,000 That should help. 365 00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:22,333 So, this grifting thing... 366 00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:26,733 -Don't you think you could teach anyone? -Like who? 367 00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:31,267 Well, You Know, someone liKe... Well, someone liKe me, for instance. 368 00:23:33,267 --> 00:23:35,100 -You? -Yeah. 369 00:23:36,767 --> 00:23:40,033 OKaY. Lesson one. Give me 20 pounds. 370 00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:44,167 20 pound, good. There. 371 00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:46,300 Good. 372 00:23:48,433 --> 00:23:50,167 Lesson two, tomorrow. 373 00:23:52,567 --> 00:23:56,567 Fancy a pop on that, do you, mate? Ninety quid a go, 50 for the extras. 374 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,833 Very imaginative extras they are, too. 375 00:23:58,833 --> 00:24:01,567 The old secretary in the old tinfoil stuff. 376 00:24:01,633 --> 00:24:04,367 140 for cash. Blimey, you're eager, ain't you? 377 00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:07,633 Oi, where You going? Here, here. 378 00:24:08,433 --> 00:24:11,533 All right, you go up there. First door on the left. 379 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,600 Get Yourself nice and freshened up. She'll be up in five minutes. 380 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:23,933 Are you pim ping on my patch? Scumbag. 381 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,533 No. I'm a policeman. 382 00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:31,467 -Prostitution unit. -You ain't no policema n. 383 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:36,733 -Yeah? How do you know that then? -'Cause that's a store card from Burton's. 384 00:24:39,533 --> 00:24:40,800 Yeah? 385 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:44,100 Well, well... 386 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:49,033 If I ain't a policeman, mate, how come I've got a big helicopter up there? 387 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:06,100 Danny, those hookers looked like they wanted to hurt me. 388 00:25:06,233 --> 00:25:09,833 No, don't worry. They charge extra for that. 389 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:12,767 Come on, work to do. 390 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:20,333 What I need to hook this mark is a moody stamp. Who's the best man? 391 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,467 Short notice... 392 00:25:23,267 --> 00:25:26,267 -Pinky Wiezman. -Ah, yeah. Pinky. Okay. 393 00:25:26,267 --> 00:25:28,733 I'll go see him, you find a hotel and set up the call. 394 00:25:28,733 --> 00:25:31,867 -OKaY. - Now, this mark loves the deal. 395 00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:34,267 So the fact that we haven't got much time should work in our favor. 396 00:25:34,267 --> 00:25:35,800 Do You... 397 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,867 Do you think this stamp thing's gonna work? 398 00:25:37,933 --> 00:25:40,067 Won't be able to resist it. 399 00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:44,200 There's the lady there. Have a little look. 400 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:47,467 Gonna put her down. Dig deep, dig deep in your pockets. 401 00:25:47,533 --> 00:25:49,900 Who's going to have a little pop on that? 402 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,367 PinKY. 403 00:26:04,033 --> 00:26:05,233 Get your money out. Dig deep. 404 00:26:05,367 --> 00:26:06,700 Let's have a look. Who's having a go on that? 405 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,100 Here we go. All right, all right, all right, place your bets. 406 00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:10,233 Let's find that lovely queen. 407 00:26:23,467 --> 00:26:25,000 Danny. Danny! 408 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:32,400 I'll tell you what, it's been lovely seeing you and I'll see you later. Bye. 409 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,200 Mick, yeah. Okay, I found one. She's waiting for you to call, 410 00:26:44,267 --> 00:26:46,267 but we need to get You an office. 411 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:23,967 Two, possibly four, it really depends on how we get going with it. 412 00:27:30,867 --> 00:27:33,933 Possibly four, it really depends on how we get going with it, 413 00:27:34,067 --> 00:27:35,800 Nigella Penning, please. 414 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,600 Hello, Nigella. Allan Morris. 415 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,533 I understand You've just been speaking to a colleague of mine. 416 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:26,300 I didn't think that still worked. 417 00:28:26,433 --> 00:28:27,767 Yeah, well, it would have lasted a bit I on ger 418 00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:30,100 if you hadn't started opening accounts for people. 419 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,967 You know me, sweetie, I never know when to stop, do l? 420 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:35,867 So what's next? KnocK Down Ginger? 421 00:28:35,867 --> 00:28:40,000 -No, go and pick up my suit. -Oh, Danny, my feet are killing me. 422 00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:42,467 -You gonna moan all day? -Yeah, well, I thought I might. 423 00:28:42,467 --> 00:28:45,200 Well, stop it. It's very unattractive. 424 00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:47,867 All set? 425 00:28:48,267 --> 00:28:51,667 -So, what do we do now then? -Relax. 426 00:28:51,733 --> 00:28:54,467 It doesn't bother you that we haven't actually made any money yet? 427 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:56,067 -You know your trouble, Ash? -What's that? 428 00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:59,467 -You worry too much. -Yeah, well. You know one of us has to. 429 00:29:05,867 --> 00:29:09,567 -OKaY, another diversion. -Where? 430 00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:12,033 Captain Birdseye over there. 431 00:29:22,033 --> 00:29:25,033 So sorry. I'm so silly. 432 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,467 Are you going to tell me what that was all about? 433 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,000 I'll show You as soon as we've found a boat. 434 00:29:53,133 --> 00:29:54,400 A boat? 435 00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:58,200 The hotel's perfect. 436 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,400 There's a wine bar opposite so you can do the business there out of the way. 437 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,200 Pinky will have the stamp ready by 5:30. 438 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,867 -Pushing it a bit, innit? -Makes it more fun. 439 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,000 -You're starting to enjoy this, aren't you? -I'll tell you at 6:05. 440 00:30:11,133 --> 00:30:13,667 -What exactly are you looking for? -That. 441 00:30:14,067 --> 00:30:19,100 -That's not a tourist boat. -Yeah, well. It is now. 442 00:30:19,767 --> 00:30:21,767 Come on then, let's be having You. 443 00:30:21,767 --> 00:30:25,500 Your very own cruise down the river Thames. 444 00:30:25,567 --> 00:30:28,033 We're gonna stop off at Buckingham Palace 445 00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:29,900 and meet the Queen for tea. 446 00:30:30,033 --> 00:30:32,700 -You are not serious? -Deadly serious. They'll love it. 447 00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:34,767 -Twenty quid athrow. -Well, what if the owner turns up? 448 00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:36,433 Oh, You'd better get on lookout then, hadn't You? 449 00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:40,833 Come cruise with me through old scary London. 450 00:30:40,967 --> 00:30:43,100 See where the Ripper struck, 451 00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:46,433 where he sent the ladies of the night to a watery grave. 452 00:30:46,567 --> 00:30:48,667 I 've got a lovely bottle of champagne in there, 453 00:30:48,733 --> 00:30:51,333 and a nice little glass of it for the first 20 customers 454 00:30:51,467 --> 00:30:53,200 and a full buffet on board. 455 00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:55,600 If you miss this darling, you'll miss the last bus home. 456 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,333 You wave at Prince Charles as him and Camilla 457 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:03,333 stroll hand-in-hand a long the Thames. For an extra fiver, he'll blow you a kiss. 458 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,333 Twenty quid each, free sushi. 459 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:08,733 -Prince Charles? -Prince Charles. 460 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,933 Prince Charles, down the river. 461 00:31:10,933 --> 00:31:15,533 You want to give us that there? Right, 160, that's nine of those purple ones. 462 00:31:15,533 --> 00:31:18,267 That'll do. Come on down. Onto the boat. 463 00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:20,133 -What about you, sir? -You have the cruise? 464 00:31:20,267 --> 00:31:23,033 Yes, sir. We have the cruise. We have the cruise. 465 00:31:23,167 --> 00:31:24,900 And we have as much sauerkraut as you want. 466 00:31:25,033 --> 00:31:27,167 I've got a signed picture of Robbie Willia m s. 467 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:31,033 I've got a lovely nice picture framed it is, of Terry Wogan. 468 00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:33,100 I've got 20 here. Go on, son, off you go. 469 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:39,300 That's very good. 470 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:42,767 -That 20 quid thing. -Thank You. 471 00:31:44,367 --> 00:31:46,633 So what about lesson two, then? 472 00:31:46,633 --> 00:31:49,100 just to warn You, I'm not gonna fall for the same trick. 473 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:51,100 Oh, well, I wouldn't expect You to. 474 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:54,300 In fact, here's Your 20 bacK. 475 00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,467 Now, just to make up for the last time, 476 00:32:00,467 --> 00:32:05,133 I'm gonna tea ch You the Double Note con. 477 00:32:05,933 --> 00:32:07,000 The Double Note con? 478 00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:10,733 But you mustn't repeat it to anyone outside of the grifter community. 479 00:32:10,867 --> 00:32:13,467 - No, I wouldn't. -I'll need two notes. 480 00:32:18,467 --> 00:32:19,867 Thank You. 481 00:32:23,933 --> 00:32:26,467 You've done it again, haven't you? 482 00:32:31,833 --> 00:32:35,767 Unbelieva ble. I'll tell you what, this cruise thing is a fla m ing goldm ine. 483 00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:37,100 If You owned a boat. 484 00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:39,500 Listen, all's fair in love and war. 485 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,833 Tell you what, we are three grand to the good. 486 00:32:41,833 --> 00:32:44,567 Add to that what we've already got, there's no way he's got us beat. 487 00:32:44,567 --> 00:32:47,233 -For once, I think you're probably right. -Can't wait to see his face. 488 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:48,700 What do You thinK he's doing right now? 489 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:52,233 My guess is Mickey will stick to what he knows, what he's best at. 490 00:32:52,433 --> 00:32:53,900 What, long con? 491 00:32:54,567 --> 00:32:56,433 -Makes sense. -No way. 492 00:32:56,567 --> 00:33:00,233 There's no way he's going to find a mark, hook him and close in six hours. 493 00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:02,600 This is Mickey "Bricks " we're talking a bout. 494 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,000 -Better check on Pinky. -No, no, he'll be fine. 495 00:33:07,067 --> 00:33:10,667 Time to check on Danny. See how he's doing. 496 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,200 So You reckon in one deal he's gonna wipe me out? 497 00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:15,600 That's where my money would be. 498 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,333 Hello? Mickey. 499 00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:21,800 Yeah, he's right here. 500 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,533 OKaY, I'll asK him. 501 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,400 He says he and Ash are relaxing and wondered 502 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,400 whether you'd like to join them if you're not too busy. 503 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,867 Relaxing? 504 00:33:34,267 --> 00:33:37,567 Tell him we're relaxing, too. 505 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:41,567 He said we're relaxing, too. 506 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:44,767 On account of we've got so much m oney, we can't carry it! 507 00:33:44,767 --> 00:33:47,767 -I guess You heard that. -Looking for a wheelbarrow! 508 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,767 OKaY, I'll tell him. 509 00:33:50,367 --> 00:33:53,167 They're in a wine bar, about a mile away. 510 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:58,233 -What would you do? -This is your game, Danny. 511 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:01,167 -I'm just an observer. -OKaY. 512 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:03,767 He's checking up on me. He wants to see what I'm doing. 513 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:07,667 -He wants to Know what he's up a gainst. -Most likely. 514 00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:13,800 Let's not disappoint him, then. 515 00:34:13,933 --> 00:34:16,067 Oh, we've had a blinding day, haven't we, Stace? 516 00:34:16,133 --> 00:34:18,333 Absolutely blinding, smashing. 517 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:21,533 In fact, I'd say we must have double what you've got. 518 00:34:21,733 --> 00:34:23,733 -That much? -Yeah. 519 00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:27,133 So, how much You got then? 520 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,267 Nothing. 521 00:34:29,533 --> 00:34:31,267 -Nothing. -Yet. 522 00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:33,933 Well, you ain't got much time left, have you, Mickey? 523 00:34:34,067 --> 00:34:36,600 Well, I've got enough. To beat you, that is. 524 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,133 In Your dreams, sunshine, 'ca use I've done five grand easy. 525 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,033 Why don't you just admit it, Mick? just admit it, this time, I've got you beat. 526 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:46,567 -lf you say so. -You see what he's doing? 527 00:34:46,567 --> 00:34:50,100 Giving that smarmy "l Know something You don't Know" stuff. 528 00:34:50,167 --> 00:34:51,700 You can't kid a kidder, Mickey boy. 529 00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:54,167 Well, you see, while you've been running a round like a headless chicken, 530 00:34:54,167 --> 00:34:57,900 I've simply been sitting here with a drink, waiting for the big one. 531 00:34:58,300 --> 00:34:59,900 The big one? 532 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,433 -You're bluffing. -Okay, I'm bluffing. 533 00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:07,900 -Mick. -Sorry, we have to go. 534 00:35:08,567 --> 00:35:11,767 -I'll get this. -No, it's all right, I'll get it. 535 00:35:11,767 --> 00:35:15,000 After all, I have got more money than you. 536 00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:17,867 -I insist. -That's all right. 537 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,467 -So do l. -I'll flip You for it. 538 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,867 Tails. 539 00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:39,333 Tails it is. You win. 540 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,467 Yes, I do. Hey, hey. 541 00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:44,733 Why don't... Why don't you keep this? 542 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,700 I mean, after all, your need is greater than mine. 543 00:35:52,433 --> 00:35:54,033 Come on, Ash. 544 00:35:59,567 --> 00:36:02,233 He's bluffing. I want to follow him. 545 00:36:02,233 --> 00:36:03,633 What do You thinK? 546 00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:07,233 I think that maybe putting all our eggs in one bastet may have been a bad idea. 547 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:08,833 Oh, now he tells me. 548 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,833 Anyway, there's not much time. Let's reel in this mark. 549 00:36:20,433 --> 00:36:23,200 -What are we doing? -Spying. 550 00:36:23,267 --> 00:36:26,600 Wouldn't we be better just grifting some more money? 551 00:36:26,733 --> 00:36:28,467 He's up to something. 552 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,467 Of course he's up to something. That is the general idea. 553 00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:36,067 -Yeah, but what, though? -I don't know. 554 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,400 -Who's she? -I haven't got a clue. 555 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,867 She must be the mark. 556 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,067 And what's he doing? What's in that case? 557 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,667 This is ridiculous. 558 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,700 -Right, follow Ash. See where he's going. -What? 559 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:09,767 just do it, Yeah? Phone me when You Know. 560 00:37:27,733 --> 00:37:29,933 -HeY. -Sir? 561 00:37:30,267 --> 00:37:32,333 That bird over there, 562 00:37:32,533 --> 00:37:35,333 the one who just walked out with the black geezer, 563 00:37:35,467 --> 00:37:37,133 do You Know who she is? 564 00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:39,133 Are you a guest, sir? 565 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,733 Oh, Yeah. Shove it in there. 566 00:37:45,067 --> 00:37:47,533 A Miss Penning, sir. 567 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,733 -Penning? -I believe so. 568 00:37:49,733 --> 00:37:52,933 What does she do then? Do You Know what she does? 569 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,133 I understand she's a philatelist, sir. 570 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,300 What is she doing, fillY tillY? What is she? 571 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,233 She collects stamps, sir. 572 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:06,900 Yeah, I knew that. 573 00:38:09,567 --> 00:38:11,100 Stace, babe, go. Where are You? 574 00:38:11,167 --> 00:38:13,167 I'm in the taxi outside an art shop. 575 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:16,233 Okay, what's he up to? Come on, we're running out of time, 576 00:38:16,233 --> 00:38:19,567 Okay, so Ash has just bought a portfolio case thingy. 577 00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:23,900 Portfolio case, oKaY. That's gonna be for the stamps. 578 00:38:24,633 --> 00:38:29,833 P ortfolio, stamps, portfolio, stamps... Think, think, think. 579 00:38:31,033 --> 00:38:34,667 If Mickey was looking for a moody stamp, where would he go? 580 00:38:34,733 --> 00:38:39,133 Yes, yes. Right, listen. Forget Ash. Okay? Meet me there. 581 00:38:41,867 --> 00:38:43,667 -lt's shut. -What? 582 00:38:47,267 --> 00:38:50,867 Pinky? Pinky, it's Danny. Danny Blue! 583 00:38:51,467 --> 00:38:54,600 -He's not there. -Where else could he be? 584 00:39:07,367 --> 00:39:08,633 Let me handle this. 585 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:12,700 As I've got no idea what you're doing, be my guest. 586 00:39:23,367 --> 00:39:24,967 Sorry, mate. 587 00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:34,233 -Hi, PinKY. -Mr. Blue. 588 00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:38,300 That little deal you're doing with Mickey, I've just come to do the pickup. 589 00:39:38,433 --> 00:39:40,933 Not now, the Shabbat service is about to start. 590 00:39:40,933 --> 00:39:42,667 It's really important, Pinky. 591 00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:45,000 Business is forbidden in the synagogue. 592 00:39:45,067 --> 00:39:47,067 Yeah, it's not business, is it? 593 00:39:47,067 --> 00:39:49,400 ' Cause you've a lready done the deal. I'm just doing the pickup. 594 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,600 -Mickey said that Mr. Morgan was coming. -What, Ash? 595 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,600 He... He's been held up. 596 00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:57,600 He definitely said I was to wait for Mr. Morgan. 597 00:39:57,733 --> 00:39:59,600 Yes, you see, that's the problem, you see. 598 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,933 There's been a change of plan. I'm picking it up. 599 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,533 I don't Know. 600 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,400 Did you bring the money? 601 00:40:07,467 --> 00:40:10,267 Of course I brought Your money, Pinky. 602 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,267 Quickly then. All right. 603 00:40:13,067 --> 00:40:16,367 -Do You mind if I have a little look? -Please, Mr. Blue. Not now. 604 00:40:16,567 --> 00:40:19,433 -The service is about to start. -I'll be quicK. 605 00:40:25,167 --> 00:40:28,633 -What is it? -lt's a 10 shilling ultra marine. 1884. 606 00:40:28,767 --> 00:40:31,300 Yeah? Take you long to knock it up? 607 00:40:31,367 --> 00:40:33,767 I don't " KnocK things up," Mr. Blue. I'm an artist. 608 00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:35,433 Of course you are, Pinky. 609 00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:37,167 So what's something liKe that worth then? 610 00:40:37,167 --> 00:40:39,433 To the right buyer, 20 grand. 611 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,500 So how much did Mickey say he'd give you? 612 00:40:42,633 --> 00:40:44,100 Don't You Know? 613 00:40:44,967 --> 00:40:46,567 I forgot. 614 00:40:47,267 --> 00:40:49,667 -Three thousand. -Three grand? 615 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,400 I'll give You two. 616 00:40:56,533 --> 00:40:58,467 I'll wait for Mr. Morgan. 617 00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:02,067 All right, all right, all right. 618 00:41:03,733 --> 00:41:06,333 Here's two. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 619 00:41:08,533 --> 00:41:10,933 Here's a bag of sand. Go on, son. 620 00:41:11,933 --> 00:41:14,733 Don't spend it all at once, will You? 621 00:41:26,967 --> 00:41:28,433 Taxi! 622 00:41:29,233 --> 00:41:31,367 Danny, quick. 623 00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:42,833 Yes, got him. 624 00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,900 -Lesson three. -No, thanks. 625 00:41:47,233 --> 00:41:49,767 All right, how about a wager then? 626 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:52,500 On what? 627 00:41:52,567 --> 00:41:56,800 I'll bet you £10 that I can open this deck of cards 628 00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:01,067 and make the jacK of hearts leap out and put an "X " on Your forehead. 629 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,467 All right, you've got to get rid of Mickey, so I can get to the mark. 630 00:42:10,533 --> 00:42:12,067 -How? -I don't Know. 631 00:42:12,133 --> 00:42:13,867 We've got 10 minutes. 632 00:42:14,067 --> 00:42:16,267 Well, why don't we just go bacK? Mickey ca n't collect on his con, 633 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,333 which means that you've probably beaten him. 634 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,867 No, probably is not good enough. 635 00:42:20,067 --> 00:42:22,000 -Oh, look. -Yes. 636 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,733 Yes. That's Ash, telling him we got to Pinky first. 637 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:29,700 Go, go, go, now. 638 00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:32,500 All right, listen, keep the engine running, son. 639 00:42:44,033 --> 00:42:45,700 All right, darling? 640 00:42:46,767 --> 00:42:49,233 -Do I know you? -No. Not yet you don't, no. 641 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:51,967 But I understa nd you've just been dealing with a colleague of mine? 642 00:42:52,033 --> 00:42:55,233 -I'm sorry? -My colleague? He's just taking a call. 643 00:42:56,033 --> 00:42:58,033 -Mr. Morris? -That's it, Mr. Morris. 644 00:42:58,100 --> 00:43:00,733 Well, Mr. Morris is taking a call. He won't be coming bacK. 645 00:43:00,733 --> 00:43:04,000 He's asked me to fill in, take over the transaction. 646 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,867 -I see. -Great. OKaY, here she is. 647 00:43:08,867 --> 00:43:12,067 Little beauty. You excited? You look it. You should be. 648 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:16,600 Okay, sorry I haven't got the leather portfolio case thing. 649 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,400 That's all for show, innit? Right, here she is. 650 00:43:21,267 --> 00:43:22,600 Beautiful, innit? 651 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,200 Listen, I was thinking maybe after this, we go for something to eat? 652 00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:30,467 I know this great little place, Chinese. All you can eat for 15 quid. 653 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,133 -What is it? -Sort of a buffet stYle... 654 00:43:33,267 --> 00:43:34,767 -This. -A stamp. 655 00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:37,233 -Yeah, I can see that. What's it for? -Well, it's for you. 656 00:43:37,367 --> 00:43:41,500 It's the ultra dooby sta mp thing you ordered off my colleague Mr. Morris. 657 00:43:41,967 --> 00:43:43,967 I'm really not with you. 658 00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:46,433 All right. 659 00:43:47,767 --> 00:43:50,967 You ordered a stamp, this stamp. 660 00:43:51,767 --> 00:43:54,700 I'm delivering it and collecting the money. 661 00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:57,900 I'm sorry. I really have no idea what you're talking about. 662 00:43:57,967 --> 00:43:59,967 Right. You collect stamps. 663 00:44:00,167 --> 00:44:01,367 - No, I don't. -Yeah, you do. 664 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,167 You're a filly tilly thing, ain't you? 665 00:44:03,233 --> 00:44:06,967 -Whatever gave You that i dea? -' Cause You got a deal with Mr. M orris. 666 00:44:07,467 --> 00:44:10,267 I'm selling him air conditioning units. 667 00:44:10,333 --> 00:44:11,467 What? 668 00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:23,867 -So what? One big con? -ProbablY our best shot. 669 00:44:23,867 --> 00:44:25,200 So where do we find a mark? 670 00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:27,867 Well, I've got one I've been saving for a rainy day. 671 00:44:27,933 --> 00:44:29,333 Yeah? Who? 672 00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:31,867 Danny. 673 00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:47,167 Pinky, I need a favor. 674 00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:49,433 A stamp, in three hours. 675 00:44:53,433 --> 00:44:56,100 Mick, yeah. Okay, I found one. 676 00:44:56,233 --> 00:45:00,100 Air conditioning, the Regiona l Sales Director is called Nigella Penning. 677 00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:02,633 Nigella Penning, please. 678 00:45:04,367 --> 00:45:05,900 Hello, Nigella. Allan Morris. 679 00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:09,433 I understand You've just been speaKing to a colleague of mine. 680 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:13,500 Yes, about the contract for the Olympic Village in 2012. 681 00:45:14,733 --> 00:45:16,267 Yeah, yeah, i know it, 682 00:45:16,267 --> 00:45:20,267 in fact, there's a very nice wine bar opposite, Why don't we meet there? 683 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:22,267 Okay, i'll see you there, 684 00:45:30,467 --> 00:45:32,867 Hello, I'm looking for one of your guests. A Miss Penning. 685 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,133 I'm sure tha treception will be able to help you, sir. 686 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,333 -What are we doing? -Spying. 687 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,400 She's a philatelist. We're going to a stamp auction. 688 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,667 Really, sir? Well, if You ask them at the desk, 689 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,067 they'l put a call through to her room. 690 00:45:47,133 --> 00:45:48,633 Oh, no need, here she is. 691 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:50,233 - Nigella? -Yes. 692 00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:51,767 Allan Morris, we spoke on the phone. 693 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:54,167 Very nice to meet you. How did you know who I was? 694 00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:56,633 You have the look of a regional sales director. 695 00:45:56,700 --> 00:45:58,433 Shall we step over the road and discuss the contract? 696 00:45:58,567 --> 00:46:00,300 Yes, of course. I've got qsome brochures with me. 697 00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:03,633 Excellent. I'll just let my assistant know where we' ll be. 698 00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:06,033 -Is Pinkys et up? -Yep. 699 00:46:06,033 --> 00:46:08,233 Okay, pick me up when you' red one. 700 00:46:10,967 --> 00:46:12,167 Taxi! 701 00:46:13,433 --> 00:46:15,433 Danny, quick. 702 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,067 Yes, got him! 703 00:46:31,733 --> 00:46:33,333 All right, son, how did it go? 704 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,067 Don't suppose you can tell me what all this is about? 705 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,533 No, You... 706 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,333 You don't wanna know. 707 00:46:54,367 --> 00:46:55,767 Come on, MicK! 708 00:46:55,967 --> 00:46:57,033 Danny! 709 00:47:02,167 --> 00:47:04,500 See, you never have a proper bet, do you? 710 00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:08,167 -One with a 50-50 chance. -All right, all right, all right. 711 00:47:08,167 --> 00:47:12,567 Mickey and Danny are to return to the apartment at 6:00, yes? 712 00:47:12,633 --> 00:47:15,700 -Yeah. -We have no idea who'll get back first. 713 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:21,967 I'll bet you £50 on who's the first to cross the threshold. 714 00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:26,633 -I don't know. -You said you wanted a 50-50 chance. 715 00:47:26,633 --> 00:47:28,067 That's what You wanted. 716 00:47:28,133 --> 00:47:29,800 -The first one in? -Yeah. 717 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,133 OKaY. 718 00:47:34,533 --> 00:47:36,200 I pick Mickey. 719 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,333 All right, let's go and meet them. 720 00:47:46,133 --> 00:47:47,800 -Yes. -Michael, Michael. 721 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,600 Ladies first. Ladies first. 722 00:47:55,267 --> 00:47:57,733 Of a ll the lying, cheating, double-crossing... 723 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,067 I told you not to get involved, but you couldn't leave it, could you? 724 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,700 Yeah, that's not the point, is it? 725 00:48:01,900 --> 00:48:04,033 All right, anyway, I reckon we've still got him beat. 726 00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:05,700 I take it you've had a successful day. 727 00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:06,967 Yeah, it was lovely, thanks, Albert, 728 00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:10,033 a part from the last 10 minutes when his lordship started playing dirty. 729 00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:11,233 Is he still moaning? 730 00:48:11,233 --> 00:48:14,500 No, I'm just saying some of us, You Know, liKe to play fair, that's all. 731 00:48:14,567 --> 00:48:16,833 It's not the way you start, Danny. It's where you finish. 732 00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:19,367 -What happened? -Mickey conned Danny. 733 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:21,767 Yeah, I was his bleeding mark. 734 00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:24,567 -lmaginative. -A flaming liberty really. 735 00:48:24,833 --> 00:48:27,100 Did Nigella sell You any air conditioning units or... 736 00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:28,900 Very funny, Mickey. 737 00:48:28,967 --> 00:48:30,500 I Knew he'd follow me. 738 00:48:30,567 --> 00:48:33,367 -Yeah? Well, I still beat you. - No, no, no. 739 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,000 You had five and I took three off you. 740 00:48:36,533 --> 00:48:41,200 Oh, well, maybe I lied about the five. What' s this? 741 00:48:45,667 --> 00:48:49,333 -Let's have a little tot up, shall we? -Good idea. Gentlemen? 742 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,833 MicK. 743 00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:34,633 LooK, what we talKed about, 744 00:49:34,767 --> 00:49:37,233 that's just you and me, right? I say we forget it. 745 00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:39,300 I stand bY what I said. 746 00:49:39,933 --> 00:49:42,467 If I'm being honest, mate, I thinK he's got us beat. 747 00:49:42,467 --> 00:49:44,000 Then so be it. 748 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,133 All right, that's it! Stacie, total up. 749 00:50:05,133 --> 00:50:06,600 Unbelievable. 750 00:50:06,733 --> 00:50:08,867 -What? What? What? -Knew it'd be close. 751 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,333 Yeah, how close? 752 00:50:10,333 --> 00:50:11,800 Mickey. 753 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:16,033 £3,211.50. 754 00:50:17,367 --> 00:50:18,767 Danny. 755 00:50:18,767 --> 00:50:23,633 £3,212. 756 00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:27,967 Go on, my son! Back of the net! 757 00:50:28,033 --> 00:50:32,433 Go, Danny, go, Danny, go, go, go Danny, you're the man 758 00:50:33,167 --> 00:50:35,767 -Cheers, Mick. -Really well played, Danny. 759 00:50:35,967 --> 00:50:37,233 Yeah, it was. 760 00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:41,567 - Listen, MicK... -I have to say something. 761 00:50:41,633 --> 00:50:43,500 -MicK... - No, Ash. 762 00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,367 -What's going on? -Mick, listen... 763 00:50:45,367 --> 00:50:47,067 No, please, please. 764 00:50:47,533 --> 00:50:48,800 -And... -You haven't lost. 765 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,200 -No, if You wanna back out... - No. 766 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,000 Top pocket of Your suit. 767 00:51:05,533 --> 00:51:07,067 Why don't... 768 00:51:07,067 --> 00:51:09,467 Why don't you keep this, allright? 769 00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:14,400 After all, your need is greater than mine. All right? Go on. 770 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,233 -That's mine, I gave it to him. -Well, if You gave it to him, it's his. 771 00:51:20,233 --> 00:51:21,833 You're joking. 772 00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:26,900 So, Mickey is the winner of the Henderson Challenge. 773 00:51:27,033 --> 00:51:29,900 So, what do You recKon? Shall we sticK a round a bit longer then? 774 00:51:29,967 --> 00:51:31,100 Yeah, why not. 775 00:51:31,167 --> 00:51:36,500 See, hang on. You mean I've lost from 50p? And my bloody 50p at that? 776 00:51:36,633 --> 00:51:39,100 Well, that will teach You for being so flash then, won't it? 777 00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:41,700 "Your need is greater than mine. " 778 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:46,300 -I was gonna let You be the leader anyway. -Oh, Yeah, right. 779 00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:49,567 No, no, no, he was. Danny, why don't you tell him what you told me? 780 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:52,233 -Yeah, all right. Shut up, Stace. -No, no, no, go on. What? 781 00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:55,067 -Don't You dare, Stacie. -He said that he loved You. 782 00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:00,267 Yeah, well, you know, as a fellow grifter and all that. 783 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,467 For what it's worth, Danny, I love you, too. 784 00:52:03,533 --> 00:52:04,733 Do You? 785 00:52:07,933 --> 00:52:09,267 Sweet. 786 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,067 So, Albie, are you going to tell them now or shall l? 787 00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:17,800 -Tell us what? -Yeah, I think you should. 788 00:52:19,667 --> 00:52:21,400 -What's going on? -Albert? 789 00:52:21,467 --> 00:52:25,000 Well, I must admit to a degree of misrepresentation. 790 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:26,833 How so? 791 00:52:26,967 --> 00:52:29,033 Well, you're two very talented young men, 792 00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:32,033 and I have a great deal of affection for You both, 793 00:52:32,167 --> 00:52:35,100 so what started out to be afrivolous wager turned in, 794 00:52:35,233 --> 00:52:38,433 at least I hope it did, to avaluable lesson. 795 00:52:38,567 --> 00:52:43,233 You must recognize each other's strengths and not be threatened by them. 796 00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:47,367 Hence, the Henderson Challenge. 797 00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:52,233 -What about it? -lt never happened. 798 00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:57,100 -There never was a Henderson or a Devlin. -Not in New York or a nywhereelse. 799 00:52:57,500 --> 00:53:01,200 -I don't understand. -Albie, I think you should come clean. 800 00:53:04,667 --> 00:53:05,867 A drink? 801 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,400 Frozen margaritas. 802 00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:11,800 - Noice. -Shop on the corner sells bags. 803 00:53:11,867 --> 00:53:13,733 OKaY, come on, then. 804 00:53:14,667 --> 00:53:17,067 How about a friendly game of black jack? 805 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,133 -No such thing with You, Albert. -Three card brag? 806 00:53:20,133 --> 00:53:22,800 Albie, no one wants to play with you, because you cheat. 807 00:53:22,933 --> 00:53:25,067 -I'll arm wrestle You. -Oh, now You're desperate. 808 00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:29,333 Well, just a little action. I mean, something to pass the time. 809 00:53:29,867 --> 00:53:31,800 How about a wager? 810 00:53:32,133 --> 00:53:34,367 Oh, Yeah. What sort of wager? 811 00:53:34,967 --> 00:53:37,833 £100 says I can place a coin beneath a glass 812 00:53:37,967 --> 00:53:39,700 and then remove it without touching the glass. 813 00:53:39,767 --> 00:53:40,767 Seen it. 814 00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:43,300 All right, £200 says I can do a handstand 815 00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:46,167 and balance two brandy glasses on the soles of my shoes. 816 00:53:46,167 --> 00:53:48,500 No, no, no, we all know better than to bet with you, Albert. 817 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:51,967 Well, no wait. This is a very interesting challenge. 818 00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:54,633 We're not playing with You, Albert. 819 00:53:54,767 --> 00:53:55,967 Listen. 820 00:53:56,100 --> 00:54:01,767 £300 says I can get Michael and Danny in the center of London, 821 00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:06,167 as naked as the day they were born by 12:00 noon. 822 00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:11,267 Oh, mY God. Genius. 823 00:54:12,867 --> 00:54:16,467 I don't believe... You set us up. That's what this was about. I thought... 824 00:54:16,533 --> 00:54:18,867 Michael, M ichael, I Know what You thought. 825 00:54:18,867 --> 00:54:20,933 But I'm afraid Your education has a while to run Yet. 826 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,200 Grifting is the sweet art of the con. 827 00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:29,333 But the sweetest con of all is to con a nother grifter. 828 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:32,467 -Someone who should Know better. -Better. 829 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,600 So I got connedtwice. 830 00:54:35,733 --> 00:54:39,267 Danny, no one, and I mean no one, could've hustled what you hustled today. 831 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,500 -Yeah. -And I knew that. 832 00:54:40,567 --> 00:54:42,033 -That's why I had to do what I did. -Yeah. 833 00:54:42,167 --> 00:54:43,900 -lt was the only way I could win. -You're right, Mick. 834 00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:46,900 You're absolutely right. But what you did was brilliant. 835 00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:49,900 It was better than brilliant. It was fla ming genius. 836 00:54:50,433 --> 00:54:51,900 They' re ma king up. 837 00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:54,167 Hey, if you wanna be leader for a while, go a head. 838 00:54:54,433 --> 00:54:56,967 -Yeah? -Danny. Ladies and Gentlemen, Danny. 839 00:55:00,433 --> 00:55:02,900 All right, first things first, sleeping arrangements. 840 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:04,833 -Oh, Danny. -I'm joking. 841 00:55:04,833 --> 00:55:07,367 All right, listen, I'm happyexactly where I am. 842 00:55:07,633 --> 00:55:09,100 Take over, Captain. 843 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:12,700 Hello? 844 00:55:14,467 --> 00:55:18,067 Yes, Peter, we'll see you tomorrow morning, 10:30. Right. 845 00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:20,933 MarK has the money. 846 00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:23,733 Yeah! Come on, then. Drinks. 847 00:55:32,933 --> 00:55:36,467 What the bloody hell's going on? This is my boat. 848 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:44,800 And over there, see, that's the Houses of Parliament. 849 00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:46,767 Yeah, there, 850 00:55:46,767 --> 00:55:47,967 Hustle Season 3 Ep 2 : Alberts Challenge 851 00:55:47,967 --> 00:55:49,167 Converted From VOBSUB to SRT : ASMODIN (with some extra's)