1 00:00:01,699 --> 00:00:04,282 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:05,270 --> 00:00:06,103 - Where's Danny? 3 00:00:06,103 --> 00:00:09,443 - I dunno, he disappeared just after we took off. 4 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:14,443 - Here he is. 5 00:00:19,290 --> 00:00:21,139 - Right, listen, it's been fun, hasn't it? 6 00:00:21,139 --> 00:00:22,352 All right and I'm going to call you 7 00:00:22,352 --> 00:00:24,174 just like I promised I said I would. 8 00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:26,154 How's your head? 9 00:00:26,154 --> 00:00:27,630 That's all right, listen, I'll call engineering, 10 00:00:27,630 --> 00:00:29,800 I'll get that soap dispenser moved down a little bit, 11 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,260 it's dangerous, could have your eye out. 12 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:33,743 Okay, gotta go, big kiss. 13 00:00:35,684 --> 00:00:37,267 There it is, go on. 14 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:47,922 - Finished? 15 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:50,133 - Yeah, just having a flashback. 16 00:00:51,345 --> 00:00:53,139 - Ash, get us a car. 17 00:00:53,139 --> 00:00:53,972 - Right. 18 00:00:55,226 --> 00:00:56,782 - So that's where you disappeared to. 19 00:00:56,782 --> 00:00:58,471 - Well, there's something about trolley dollies, 20 00:00:58,471 --> 00:01:00,137 it must be all that makeup. 21 00:01:00,137 --> 00:01:01,244 - Three hours? 22 00:01:01,244 --> 00:01:02,300 - Eh? 23 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:03,467 Oh, no. 24 00:01:03,467 --> 00:01:06,373 No, the last two, I was flying the plane. 25 00:01:08,563 --> 00:01:11,230 (upbeat music) 26 00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:15,092 - Nice place. 27 00:02:15,092 --> 00:02:18,315 - Start as you mean to go on. 28 00:02:18,315 --> 00:02:19,148 - Mick? 29 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,190 - Look I don't care if he does know the Chancellor, 30 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:33,490 the price is still nine million, non-negotiable. 31 00:02:33,490 --> 00:02:34,530 Hold. 32 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:35,550 Yes? 33 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:38,300 - There seems to be some confusion over the reservation. 34 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:39,560 - [Mick] Oh? 35 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,760 - There wasn't one. 36 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:41,710 - Janet? 37 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:43,760 - Well, I called this morning to confirm. 38 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:48,070 - I'm sure it was just an oversight, 39 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:49,600 our reservations clerk is new, 40 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,730 so new in fact, she forgot to swipe your credit card. 41 00:02:52,730 --> 00:02:54,230 - And you are? 42 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:55,670 - I'm the manager. 43 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:57,260 - Oh, yes, Nigel. 44 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,180 - Yes. 45 00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:00,410 - Well Nigel, I will see to it right away. 46 00:03:00,410 --> 00:03:01,810 - Well, if I could just take a card-- 47 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:04,490 - Oh, excuse me, yes, I'm still here, 48 00:03:04,490 --> 00:03:06,240 yes, and the price is still the same. 49 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,800 Would you hold please? 50 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,720 Nigel, thank you for dealing with this matter personally, 51 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:10,610 I will get right on it. 52 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:13,680 - Right, thank you. 53 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:14,603 - No problem. 54 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:18,322 Okay, let's do what we do best. 55 00:03:18,322 --> 00:03:20,905 (upbeat music) 56 00:04:03,178 --> 00:04:04,011 - So let me get this straight, 57 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:04,970 what you're telling me is 58 00:04:04,970 --> 00:04:07,820 you're going to take my 100,000 in cash, 59 00:04:07,820 --> 00:04:09,370 do your little share scam thing 60 00:04:11,190 --> 00:04:13,090 then bring me back half a million in five days, 61 00:04:13,090 --> 00:04:13,923 is that right? 62 00:04:13,923 --> 00:04:15,900 - Guaranteed but we'll have to be quick. 63 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:18,360 Crown Offshore find out that we've manipulated their stock 64 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,520 we'll be dead in the water. 65 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,620 Come on, think about it, Howard, 66 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:27,620 a guaranteed minimum return of 500%, no risk, no fuss. 67 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:29,950 - It sounds fantastic. 68 00:04:29,950 --> 00:04:31,060 - It is. 69 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:33,670 Your competitors will be sick when they find out 70 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:35,177 how much money you've made on the deal. 71 00:04:35,177 --> 00:04:36,900 - [Howard] And you're willing to let me in? 72 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,523 - First name on my list. 73 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:41,480 - Half a mil, one hit. 74 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,040 - No questions asked. 75 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,490 - Oh, I've got a question. 76 00:04:44,490 --> 00:04:45,323 - Shoot. 77 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,923 - Where on my forehead does it say cash dispenser? 78 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:52,250 - I'm not with you. 79 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,330 - Really? 80 00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:54,210 Let me spell it out for you, 81 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:57,160 as you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the box. 82 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,220 You tell me about this great deal you have, 83 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:02,610 guy on the inside, guaranteed returns, blah, blah, blah. 84 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:04,027 I give you a grand, you give me four back, 85 00:05:04,027 --> 00:05:05,163 you with me so far? 86 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:08,050 I'll take that as a yes. 87 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:12,430 So now I'm three grand up, thank you very much, by the way. 88 00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:13,490 You're three grand down 89 00:05:13,490 --> 00:05:15,380 but you're hoping that's a good investment, why? 90 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:17,620 Because giving me three grand should convince me 91 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:19,903 to give you more, let's call it bait. 92 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:22,070 You all right, you look a bit peaky, 93 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:24,020 can I get you a drink or something? 94 00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:25,150 No? 95 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:29,760 So, now I give you a suitcase full of money, cash of course, 96 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,690 after all, I can trust you, can't I? 97 00:05:31,690 --> 00:05:33,140 You've already made me money. 98 00:05:34,114 --> 00:05:37,393 Only this time you disappear, 99 00:05:39,610 --> 00:05:42,993 simple, imaginative, what could go wrong? 100 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:49,790 Okay, that's it, deal's off, clear you don't trust me. 101 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,940 I suggest we call it a day. 102 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:56,367 - Oh but my money's here. 103 00:05:56,367 --> 00:05:59,320 - No, no, I'll find someone who appreciates 104 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,153 what I'm offering. 105 00:06:00,153 --> 00:06:02,580 - Oh, I appreciate it, really I do, please, 106 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:06,753 please take my money, do your magic thing one more time. 107 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:25,410 - Okay, look, you're 3,000 pounds to the good, 108 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:28,123 let's just leave things as they are. 109 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:38,963 - No, let's not. 110 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:42,450 Give this to the police. 111 00:06:49,119 --> 00:06:50,751 - Oh, no. 112 00:06:50,751 --> 00:06:52,287 - Well, what kind of welcome's that? 113 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,120 - [Eddie] It's the kind you get when you disappear 114 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,860 without paying your tab. 115 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:57,180 - We thought you'd be pleased to see us. 116 00:06:57,180 --> 00:06:59,930 - Me accountant said I should bar you until you pay up. 117 00:07:01,070 --> 00:07:02,440 - You've got an accountant? 118 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,273 - Yes. 119 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,923 So, you're all barred. 120 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:13,713 - Okay, Eddie, if that's the way you feel about it. 121 00:07:13,713 --> 00:07:16,100 Hey, how about one last drink? 122 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,203 - For old times' sake. 123 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,640 - Okay, one drink. 124 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:25,333 - Cheers, Eddie, bring 'em over, oh and put them on a tab. 125 00:07:30,102 --> 00:07:31,120 We got a lottery winner here. 126 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,120 - Hey, if you beat the odds of fourteen million-to-one 127 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,670 you deserve to keep your money. 128 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:39,580 - Right, this is your last drink, then you're all barred. 129 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:42,330 - You really should work on your customer service, Edward, 130 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:43,850 you're almost there. 131 00:07:43,850 --> 00:07:46,053 - I save that for paying customers. 132 00:07:51,549 --> 00:07:53,312 I suppose you've heard about Harry. 133 00:07:53,312 --> 00:07:54,145 - Who? 134 00:07:54,145 --> 00:07:57,250 - Harry Holmes, one of your lot, ain't he? 135 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:58,440 - Old-time grifter. 136 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,120 - Yeah, he's one of the best. 137 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,360 - [Mick] What happened, Harry? 138 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,913 - Seems he was taken for 30,000 a few years back, 139 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,400 he remembered the sequence. 140 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,964 - [Stacie] So he took you for the convincer 141 00:08:08,964 --> 00:08:10,881 and then turned you in. 142 00:08:12,797 --> 00:08:14,273 - This is what I don't get, right. 143 00:08:14,273 --> 00:08:18,758 Why didn't he just pocket your three grand and, you know, 144 00:08:18,758 --> 00:08:19,710 let you walk away? 145 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:21,780 - Oh he loved it, you know? 146 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:23,940 Telling me how clever he was, 147 00:08:23,940 --> 00:08:27,903 taped every conversation we had, then made a full statement. 148 00:08:29,380 --> 00:08:30,490 - So who is he? 149 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:32,983 - A young high flier called Howard Jennings. 150 00:08:33,907 --> 00:08:34,780 He's a property broker, 151 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,320 he finds land for the major developers to build on, 152 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,790 nasty piece of work. 153 00:08:41,423 --> 00:08:43,340 I really thought I had him. 154 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:46,170 He's obsessive, always one step ahead, 155 00:08:46,170 --> 00:08:48,600 has files on all his opponents, 156 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,540 checks everything out, nothing left to chance. 157 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:53,900 A rival company snatched a large parcel of land 158 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,973 from under his nose last month, 159 00:08:55,973 --> 00:08:58,723 took a nine iron to his own desk. 160 00:09:02,339 --> 00:09:04,880 - It's like he needs a course in anger management. 161 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,610 - Made worse when they discovered a cache 162 00:09:06,610 --> 00:09:08,980 of old Roman coins during excavation, 163 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:10,380 worth a fortune, apparently. 164 00:09:11,990 --> 00:09:14,100 Made him a laughingstock. 165 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:16,512 - Sounds like it couldn't happen to a nicer bloke. 166 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:19,095 (alarm buzzes) 167 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:23,112 - Do you need anything? 168 00:09:23,112 --> 00:09:25,310 - No, thanks, Mickey, but I'm fine. 169 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:28,260 I appreciate you coming, though, 170 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:29,860 know it couldn't have been easy. 171 00:09:32,850 --> 00:09:36,850 - Right, listen up, I say we take this Jennings bloke. 172 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:37,760 - [Stacie] We can't. 173 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:38,593 - [Danny] Why not? 174 00:09:38,593 --> 00:09:39,935 - [Albert] Tell him, Ash. 175 00:09:39,935 --> 00:09:40,830 - Well, he's clued up, 176 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,540 when some realize they've been conned, 177 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,500 they get obsessed by it, you know, research the subject. 178 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,420 - And if he knows enough to take convincer money 179 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,610 off a good grifter like Harry that's what he's done. 180 00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:52,370 - Which means they can't be taken again. 181 00:09:52,370 --> 00:09:54,350 - You can't con someone who knows when they're being conned. 182 00:09:54,350 --> 00:09:56,750 - What, so you're saying this blokes too clever for us? 183 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:59,650 - Danny, the long con is a science, 184 00:09:59,650 --> 00:10:01,760 it's about reason, covering all the angles, 185 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,240 leaving nothing to chance. 186 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:07,220 - Yeah but it's also about having the bottle to go for it. 187 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:10,350 - Look, any idiot can go for it 188 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:13,230 but a con artist takes the mark's money 189 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:15,010 and he doesn't even know he's been conned. 190 00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:19,220 - Yeah, okay, okay but isn't it also about gut instinct? 191 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:20,362 What's Albert call it? 192 00:10:20,362 --> 00:10:21,195 What do you call it, Albert? 193 00:10:21,195 --> 00:10:22,028 Grift sense. 194 00:10:22,028 --> 00:10:24,380 - Most of all it's about not taking unnecessary risks. 195 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:27,170 - All right, well let's put it out, let's ask the others. 196 00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:28,060 - Leave me out of it. 197 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:30,480 - Just pretend I'm not here, all right? 198 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,490 - Thanks a lot, okay, let's let Albert decide. 199 00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:35,960 - Well, on the surface, granted, 200 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,180 trying to con Jennings is a bad idea 201 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:42,760 but there's another challenge here, two styles of grifting. 202 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:46,270 One reasoned, well thought out, as Mickey says, 203 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,980 covering all the angles. 204 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:51,490 The other more intuitive, daring, 205 00:10:51,490 --> 00:10:54,660 relying on one's ability to think on their feet. 206 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:56,320 Which is the best? 207 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,913 Hard to say, they each have merits of their own. 208 00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:02,320 - See? 209 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,320 I got merits. 210 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,773 - Of course, the true con has elements of both. 211 00:11:08,079 --> 00:11:12,370 - That's it, then, what Albert says, it's a challenge. 212 00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:13,203 - What? 213 00:11:13,203 --> 00:11:15,390 - We take the con, yeah, if it works, I win, 214 00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:16,963 if it don't, you do. 215 00:11:18,234 --> 00:11:19,470 - You don't think that's a little childish? 216 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:22,503 - No, Mickey, no, I don't, okay? 217 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,333 50p. 218 00:11:27,292 --> 00:11:29,110 - (laughs) What? 219 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:32,340 - 50p says that I can take him. 220 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,310 - 50p? 221 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:36,070 - Yeah, cash. 222 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,613 To con the un-connable mark. 223 00:11:39,723 --> 00:11:42,433 - Okay, superstar, you have got yourself a bet. 224 00:11:44,024 --> 00:11:47,540 (dramatic music) 225 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,240 - So we're actually gonna do this? 226 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,680 - Well, it looks like it, yeah. 227 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,960 - Tell them it's non-negotiable, 228 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:54,980 I want this loser sent down 229 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,020 for whatever the maximum sentence is. 230 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,983 He played the game, he lost, he pays the bill, end of. 231 00:12:02,401 --> 00:12:04,984 (upbeat music) 232 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:19,680 - [Danny] Very simple, just think, think it through. 233 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:20,513 - Look, Danny, 234 00:12:20,513 --> 00:12:22,727 why do you always have to go out on a limb, eh? 235 00:12:24,101 --> 00:12:24,940 - I dunno, 236 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:29,940 I just hear myself saying it, Ash, and then that's it. 237 00:12:31,256 --> 00:12:33,089 Anyway, I'm in it now. 238 00:12:46,638 --> 00:12:47,742 - [Stacie] Need any help? 239 00:12:47,742 --> 00:12:51,720 - Me, no, no, thanks, no, I've got it all sussed. 240 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:56,493 I'm just really, you know, goin' through those fine details. 241 00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:59,183 - I know what you're thinking. 242 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:01,283 - Do you? 243 00:13:01,283 --> 00:13:02,150 - Yeah, you're thinking the most important thing 244 00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:04,700 is to keep him away from the police, right? 245 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,160 I mean most marks don't report a con 246 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,130 because they think they've done something illegal. 247 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:09,973 - Yeah, that's right. 248 00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:13,240 - But with Jennings, his reputation is the biggest thing, 249 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,895 he has to be seen as top dog. 250 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:19,970 - Brilliant, brilliant, it is, wow! 251 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:21,563 That's like you're in my head. 252 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,170 - So you're probably thinking of a way 253 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:27,070 to make him look stupid if he did go to the police, right? 254 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:29,123 - Right. 255 00:13:29,123 --> 00:13:31,130 - Something that might ruin his reputation, 256 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:32,865 that sort of thing? 257 00:13:32,865 --> 00:13:33,705 - Mm-hmm. 258 00:13:33,705 --> 00:13:34,820 - Mm-hmm. 259 00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:36,213 You know what? 260 00:13:36,213 --> 00:13:38,500 That is really, really clever. 261 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,804 (upbeat music) 262 00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:43,554 - Yeah, I scare myself sometimes. 263 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,963 Okay, okay, okay, I've got it! 264 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:50,796 Right, listen up. 265 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:54,503 Briefing back here, one hour, don't be late, thank you. 266 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,473 Let's make it two. 267 00:14:05,079 --> 00:14:07,980 You see, whatever we do has to be so outrageous 268 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,910 that even if he knows he's being conned, 269 00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:11,740 he ain't gonna go to the police 270 00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,170 'cause he's going to look a prat. 271 00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:14,850 Right, I got the idea from Harry, 272 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:17,410 Now you remember he said this Jennings bloke was miffed 273 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:20,019 'cause that other company found all them gold coins? 274 00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:20,916 - Yeah, and? 275 00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:24,161 - And, and, and, we sell him a piece of land 276 00:14:24,161 --> 00:14:26,920 but we make him believe there's something under it. 277 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,390 - Such as? 278 00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:30,870 - I read about this museum exhibition-- 279 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,010 - You read something? 280 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:35,063 - Yes, thank you, Stacie, I can read, thank you. 281 00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:38,640 Actually, Irish John told me about it. 282 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,490 Right, The Jubilee collection, 283 00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:43,910 gold artifacts dating back to the Bronze Age, 284 00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:47,660 found when they were extending the Jubilee line 285 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:48,940 into the East End. 286 00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:50,775 - Oh yeah, I heard about that. 287 00:14:50,775 --> 00:14:51,608 What they couldn't work out 288 00:14:51,608 --> 00:14:52,790 was where all the gold came from. 289 00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:54,570 - Thank you, Ash, I was just about to say that. 290 00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:55,990 - Hold on, why couldn't the gold 291 00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:56,920 have come from somewhere else? 292 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,020 - There are more likely sites in the Mendips or Wales 293 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:02,220 but as the M4 wasn't built for the next 5,000 years, 294 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,540 the chances are it was mined locally. 295 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:05,450 - Gold mine scam-- 296 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:08,260 - Hello, hello, hello, thank you, this is my con. 297 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:12,890 - Wait a sec, we're going to sell this guy a gold mine? 298 00:15:12,890 --> 00:15:13,993 In Central London? 299 00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:16,503 - Why not? 300 00:15:17,357 --> 00:15:18,620 (all laugh) 301 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:21,520 - This is going to be the easiest 50 pence I've ever earned. 302 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,950 - Okay, yeah, all right but don't spend your money just yet 303 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:25,570 okay, 'cause that is the whole point, 304 00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:27,300 the more outrageous it is, 305 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:30,084 the less he's gonna see it coming. 306 00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:33,430 - Well, there's a twisted logic in there somewhere. 307 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:34,849 - No, no, no, he's got a point, 308 00:15:34,849 --> 00:15:36,140 you know, I mean who'd be stupid enough 309 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:38,833 to try and sell a fake gold mine in the middle of London? 310 00:15:40,561 --> 00:15:42,228 - There you go. 311 00:15:42,228 --> 00:15:45,264 (upbeat music) 312 00:15:45,264 --> 00:15:47,070 Harry told me Jennings reads The Telegraph. 313 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:49,520 So we mock up a copy for him, 314 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,917 now he must know about the collection, but let's remind him. 315 00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:18,780 Phase two, the land itself. 316 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,780 Ash has found us a place. 317 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,810 15,000 square feet, 318 00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:31,630 less than a mile from where the artifacts were found. 319 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:34,006 - Run as an old rag and bone yard for years. 320 00:16:34,006 --> 00:16:34,839 Now the old guy-- 321 00:16:34,839 --> 00:16:35,672 - Thank you very much, yeah, 322 00:16:35,672 --> 00:16:38,680 the old man is retiring, so he's willing to sell it to us. 323 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,430 - The agreement is we pay when we find a buyer. 324 00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:44,050 - Okay, now I say we sell it to Howard 325 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:46,160 for twice what the land's worth. 326 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,300 We'll pack the old boy off on holiday to Bognor Regis, 327 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,590 so he's going to be out of our hair for two weeks. 328 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:53,960 - How do we convince the mark about the gold? 329 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,120 - All we gotta do is plant the seed, 330 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,750 just enough to get him to take a soil test 331 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,770 and then get a gold expert in for evaluation 332 00:17:02,770 --> 00:17:06,083 and he, of course, will be one of us. 333 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:10,581 What do you think? 334 00:17:10,581 --> 00:17:11,414 - I think if it had any more holes, 335 00:17:11,414 --> 00:17:12,540 you could strain tea with it. 336 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:13,373 - Let's be honest, Mick, 337 00:17:13,373 --> 00:17:15,230 you're just frightened of losing the bet. 338 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:17,770 - Uh, okay, so what's first? 339 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:18,890 - [Danny] Ash, what about the office? 340 00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:20,670 - Yeah, we'll be set up in a couple of days. 341 00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:21,940 - Right, then that leaves nothing more 342 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,516 than for me to reel him in. 343 00:17:24,516 --> 00:17:25,836 (all scoff) 344 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:26,850 - What? 345 00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:27,683 - Problem? 346 00:17:27,683 --> 00:17:29,600 - Yes, Albert's the roper. 347 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,840 - That's how this works, we all do our own jobs, 348 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,460 Albert ropes, Stacie's the banker, 349 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:36,180 Ash is our fixer, and you and I play the inside. 350 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,550 - I know that, okay, and no offense, Albert 351 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,510 but we can't do this one by the book. 352 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,870 If Jennings knows all the moves, 353 00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:44,140 we've got to invent new ones, 354 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:48,290 so no roper steering him to the inside man, no convincer, 355 00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:52,253 I'm just going to dive straight in, whoosh. 356 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:54,720 - Whoosh? 357 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,391 - Trust me, he won't know what's hit him. 358 00:17:58,391 --> 00:18:00,380 It'll work, Albert, all right, it will work, 359 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,010 just trust me on it, okay? 360 00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:03,650 - Anything is possible. 361 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,120 - What, you think I'm out of me depth? 362 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:09,177 - Use that talent of yours and surprise us all. 363 00:18:10,564 --> 00:18:13,652 And remember, your first meeting with a mark is crucial, 364 00:18:13,652 --> 00:18:15,970 if you get off on the wrong foot, 365 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,150 you're beat from the start. 366 00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:17,983 - Right. 367 00:18:17,983 --> 00:18:20,350 - Cold read him, learn everything you can 368 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,774 before you say a word. 369 00:18:22,774 --> 00:18:23,973 - Cold what? 370 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,973 - You do know about cold reading? 371 00:18:27,985 --> 00:18:31,880 - Oh, cold reading, I know about cold reading, yeah. 372 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,780 - Well, how about a little refresher course? 373 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,747 - Well, if we've got time, I mean, yes, please. 374 00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:41,580 - It's really very simple, follow me. 375 00:18:52,606 --> 00:18:54,650 What do you see? 376 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:55,933 - Okay, right. 377 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:58,173 A bloke. 378 00:18:58,173 --> 00:18:59,006 - More specific, 379 00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:00,770 you've got to convince him that you're like-minded, 380 00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:03,350 like two peas in a pod, that you could be his friend. 381 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,840 Now to do that, you need to know who he is, 382 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,246 to become a chameleon. 383 00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:12,955 - Chameleon, okay, his name, 384 00:19:12,955 --> 00:19:15,415 his name is Mark. 385 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:19,367 All right, okay, seriously, he's, well he's, he's divorced? 386 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,640 - Divorced, he sees his children on the weekends 387 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,380 at fast food restaurants, 388 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,400 he has to pay a fortune for the maintenance 389 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,390 and that's left him tired and stressed, 390 00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:30,260 probably didn't cook before he left home, 391 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,825 consequently he's lost weight recently. 392 00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:34,312 - No way, I'm not havin' that. 393 00:19:34,312 --> 00:19:36,028 - Look at his socks, see? 394 00:19:36,028 --> 00:19:37,293 Children. 395 00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:39,091 And his nails, see the stress? 396 00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:39,924 His skin. 397 00:19:41,072 --> 00:19:42,837 - That's the fast food, yeah? 398 00:19:42,837 --> 00:19:44,371 Okay, I'm having all of this yeah, 399 00:19:44,371 --> 00:19:46,205 but how you telling me he's lost weight? 400 00:19:46,205 --> 00:19:51,205 - Look at his belt, see the line, he's pulled it in a notch. 401 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:55,867 Mark, how are you? 402 00:19:56,919 --> 00:19:58,310 Have you lost weight recently? 403 00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:00,296 How are your lovely children? 404 00:20:00,296 --> 00:20:02,879 (upbeat music) 405 00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:17,950 - Guys, guys, it's all about staying one step ahead 406 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,730 of the competition, yeah? 407 00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,330 You see what you want and you just-- 408 00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:22,690 - Go for it. 409 00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:24,790 - It's not "go for it," Nick, it's get it. 410 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,840 - Yeah, I mean, that's what I meant. 411 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,000 - That site I had in Islington, 412 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,260 83-year-old tenant blocking the deal, 413 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,020 she wouldn't move because she was worried 414 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:35,340 her little cat wouldn't find its way home. 415 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:37,120 - That's wrinklies for you. 416 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,803 - So I ran over the cat, she signed within a fortnight. 417 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:40,770 (Nick laughs) 418 00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:43,618 See what you want, grab it by the balls. 419 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:46,201 (upbeat music) 420 00:21:29,835 --> 00:21:31,025 - [Howard] Off you go then. 421 00:21:31,025 --> 00:21:32,680 - No, come on, she's probably waiting for someone. 422 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,533 - She's on her own, go on. 423 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,623 - Glass of shampoo, squire. 424 00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:43,774 Oh, God, scenery's nice, isn't it? 425 00:21:43,774 --> 00:21:45,150 (all laugh) 426 00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,560 Anyone tried to pull yet? 427 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,270 - Well Nick was just about to try his luck 428 00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:49,660 but he bottled it. 429 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:51,900 - I told you, she's probably waiting for someone. 430 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:54,870 - Well, there is only one way to find out, 431 00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:57,763 50 quid says that I pull it. 432 00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:01,190 - Okay, you're on. 433 00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:02,323 - Yeah? 434 00:22:02,323 --> 00:22:03,156 - Yeah. 435 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,239 - All right, wish me luck. 436 00:22:05,239 --> 00:22:07,822 (upbeat music) 437 00:22:16,556 --> 00:22:18,193 - Not a chance. 438 00:22:18,193 --> 00:22:20,870 - Hi, I'm a bit nervous, listen, don't worry, 439 00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:22,977 I'm not trying to pull you, my boyfriend would kill me, 440 00:22:22,977 --> 00:22:25,090 that's a joke, all right. 441 00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:26,640 Listen, seriously, okay, 442 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,950 it's me mum's birthday, and I love her, I adore her, 443 00:22:29,950 --> 00:22:30,980 I suppose what I'm really looking for 444 00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:33,600 is a bit of womanly advice. 445 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,960 - Seems to be doing all right to me. 446 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,550 - Now, don't cry, 447 00:22:36,550 --> 00:22:38,826 I had a girlfriend and I loved her 448 00:22:38,826 --> 00:22:40,573 but she dumped me on holiday. 449 00:22:40,573 --> 00:22:42,870 That's all right, thank you. 450 00:22:42,870 --> 00:22:44,537 - Could've been you. 451 00:23:17,425 --> 00:23:18,425 - Thank you. 452 00:23:22,628 --> 00:23:23,871 50, weren't it? 453 00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:25,402 - Pay the man, Nicholas. 454 00:23:25,402 --> 00:23:26,830 - You know what I always say, Nichol-ass? 455 00:23:26,830 --> 00:23:29,230 You see what you want, you grab it by the balls. 456 00:23:31,263 --> 00:23:32,260 Tell you what, why don't I buy you all a drink? 457 00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:36,853 - No, thanks, we have to be getting back, Howard? 458 00:23:37,863 --> 00:23:39,530 - I think I'll stay for one more. 459 00:23:39,530 --> 00:23:40,800 - See you back at the office, then. 460 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,780 - Yeah, see ya. 461 00:23:43,227 --> 00:23:44,843 I hate a bad loser, don't you? 462 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,130 - Absolutely. 463 00:23:47,130 --> 00:23:47,963 Howard Jennings. 464 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,300 - Paul Carrington. 465 00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:54,780 - So, what do you do? 466 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,270 - [Danny] Property. 467 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,103 - Property? 468 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:57,990 - Development, mostly. 469 00:23:57,990 --> 00:23:59,187 I find the land, you know, 470 00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:01,520 the boss flogs it to the highest bidder. 471 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,120 - What's the name of the company? 472 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,380 - [Danny] Cityrise, you heard of it? 473 00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:06,213 - No. 474 00:24:06,213 --> 00:24:08,810 - Based in Manchester, just opened a London office. 475 00:24:08,810 --> 00:24:10,140 - [Howard] And how's business? 476 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:10,973 - It's okay. 477 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,340 So who do you work for, then? 478 00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:15,223 - I work for me. 479 00:24:16,253 --> 00:24:18,020 - Oh, now that is my dream, 480 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:20,630 tell old Golden Balls where to stick his job. 481 00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:21,550 - Golden Balls? 482 00:24:21,550 --> 00:24:23,180 You'll know him soon enough, 483 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:25,360 gonna blow away the competition, he says. 484 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,193 - Oh, really? 485 00:24:26,193 --> 00:24:28,380 - Yeah, biggest in London in three years, he reckons. 486 00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:30,430 Anyway, it is time I was off. 487 00:24:30,430 --> 00:24:32,913 Listen, Howard, can we do this again? 488 00:24:33,830 --> 00:24:37,603 - Yeah, maybe, give my secretary a call. 489 00:24:40,710 --> 00:24:43,123 - Shame, shame. 490 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,260 How you fixed for tomorrow? 491 00:24:46,260 --> 00:24:50,150 - Really, I'm very busy, nice to meet you though, Paul. 492 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:52,694 - I tell you what, 493 00:24:52,694 --> 00:24:54,310 why don't you swing over now, check out the new offices? 494 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:57,687 You can say hello to old Golden Balls while you're there. 495 00:25:03,845 --> 00:25:05,533 - Yeah, all right. 496 00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:07,277 - Great, I'll just ring my secretary, 497 00:25:07,277 --> 00:25:09,520 tell her I'm on my way. 498 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,187 (phone ringing) 499 00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:14,161 - [Danny] Dorothy. 500 00:25:14,161 --> 00:25:14,994 - Dorothy? 501 00:25:16,752 --> 00:25:19,421 No, no, no, we're not set up, we said tomorrow! 502 00:25:19,421 --> 00:25:21,200 - I was losing him, we have to go now. 503 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,400 - Danny, Danny, there's not enough time! 504 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,604 - Dorothy, can you hear me? 505 00:25:24,604 --> 00:25:25,437 - Danny. 506 00:25:25,437 --> 00:25:26,930 - (imitates line crackling) The lines very. 507 00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:29,084 Okay, let's go. 508 00:25:30,892 --> 00:25:33,225 - Excuse me, can I help you? 509 00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:35,420 - Don't tempt me, darling. 510 00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:37,260 - We've come to give the second floor a once over. 511 00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:39,340 - I thought you weren't starting till tomorrow? 512 00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:40,400 - Tomorrow? 513 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,690 Look, you ever done any painting and decorating, sweetheart? 514 00:25:43,690 --> 00:25:45,000 - A bit. 515 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,800 - Right, you ever heard of prepping? 516 00:25:47,830 --> 00:25:48,670 - Well-- 517 00:25:48,670 --> 00:25:49,740 - Aw, bless. 518 00:25:49,740 --> 00:25:52,140 I tell you what, you can come upstairs with us 519 00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:55,823 and give us both a hand, if you like, 520 00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:58,860 I bet you'd look great in a pair of overalls. 521 00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:00,110 - I'm sure you'll manage. 522 00:26:01,870 --> 00:26:04,453 (upbeat music) 523 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,457 - He's with me, hold all my calls, thank you. 524 00:26:56,637 --> 00:26:59,220 (upbeat music) 525 00:27:06,847 --> 00:27:10,707 Right, this is the boss's floor, all of this 526 00:27:13,857 --> 00:27:15,906 and here's his office. 527 00:27:15,906 --> 00:27:18,656 (knocks on door) 528 00:27:21,790 --> 00:27:22,710 - You're late. 529 00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:25,140 - Yeah, sorry, business lunch, 530 00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:26,600 I brought someone back with me. 531 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,329 - [Mick] Oh yeah, who? 532 00:27:28,329 --> 00:27:30,790 - This is my boss Martin Stuart, Martin this is. 533 00:27:30,790 --> 00:27:31,690 - Howard Jennings. 534 00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:34,350 - Oh, so, you're Jennings? 535 00:27:36,730 --> 00:27:38,610 - You've heard of me, then? 536 00:27:38,610 --> 00:27:40,000 - James Harrison is due here in 10 minutes, 537 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,710 we'll need his portfolio. 538 00:27:41,710 --> 00:27:43,960 - Well, I'll go and dig it out then, shall I? 539 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:55,070 - You're about all I have heard since I've been down here. 540 00:27:55,070 --> 00:27:57,320 - That's because this is my city, 541 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,060 there's not a patch of undeveloped land in London 542 00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:01,650 that I don't know about and have first refusal on. 543 00:28:01,650 --> 00:28:04,093 - Well if that's true, I guess I'll be out of a job soon. 544 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:06,070 - You said it. 545 00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:08,463 - Oh, and is that what you've come to tell me? 546 00:28:09,350 --> 00:28:10,183 - Pretty much. 547 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,980 - Actually, I doubt we're in competition. 548 00:28:13,980 --> 00:28:15,950 - You buy and sell land, so do I. 549 00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:18,370 - Yeah but mine's more specialized. 550 00:28:18,370 --> 00:28:19,293 - Specialized? 551 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,370 - So if you'll excuse me, 552 00:28:24,210 --> 00:28:26,183 I do have some work to be getting on with. 553 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,460 I'll get Paul to show you out. 554 00:28:58,324 --> 00:29:00,907 Harrison's file on my desk now. 555 00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:07,123 Show Jennings out. 556 00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:09,990 - [Danny] Howard. 557 00:29:11,357 --> 00:29:12,330 - Well, it was a pleasure meeting you. 558 00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:14,263 - [Mick] Yeah, next time make an appointment. 559 00:29:29,554 --> 00:29:31,354 - You should be ashamed of yourself. 560 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:33,893 How did it go? 561 00:29:35,010 --> 00:29:36,130 - It was a piece of cake. 562 00:29:36,130 --> 00:29:37,600 - We weren't even set up. 563 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,824 - What? 564 00:29:38,824 --> 00:29:39,657 - He brought the mark back with him. 565 00:29:39,657 --> 00:29:41,761 - I had a chance and I grabbed it. 566 00:29:41,761 --> 00:29:43,440 - Yeah and what if we couldn't have got set up in time? 567 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,220 - Mickey, I had faith in you, didn't I? 568 00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:46,553 - Where're your socks? 569 00:29:47,652 --> 00:29:48,485 - Here's one of 'em. 570 00:29:48,485 --> 00:29:50,340 - Sorry, Danny, but it does seem a bit messy. 571 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:51,173 - Messy? 572 00:29:51,173 --> 00:29:52,960 - Yeah, well usually we have it all worked out, 573 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:53,793 you know, a proper plan. 574 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:57,000 - Listen, listen gang, listen up, we have got a plan. 575 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Okay, we've got a plan, all up here. 576 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,256 - You've no idea how frightening that is, have you? 577 00:30:02,256 --> 00:30:03,089 - You just gotta trust me, haven't you? 578 00:30:03,089 --> 00:30:04,340 - Uh, well what next, then? 579 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:06,860 - Well, okay, I'm working on that one. 580 00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:09,150 - What's the first thing the mark would do? 581 00:30:09,150 --> 00:30:09,983 - Well, he'd. 582 00:30:12,670 --> 00:30:14,257 - What would you do? 583 00:30:14,257 --> 00:30:16,296 - Right, don't tell me. 584 00:30:16,296 --> 00:30:18,246 - You can almost hear the cogs turning. 585 00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:23,160 - Research Cityrise, Ash, please set up a website. 586 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,350 - I was just about to say that! 587 00:30:25,350 --> 00:30:28,670 Ash, go and search the thing, 588 00:30:28,670 --> 00:30:29,867 I was just about to say that, Mickey. 589 00:30:29,867 --> 00:30:32,300 All right, troops, everyone listen up. 590 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:34,760 Tomorrow, Ash, get the yard ready, 591 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,830 Stacie, I want you down the museum, 592 00:30:36,830 --> 00:30:38,150 Albert, you're our gold expert, 593 00:30:38,150 --> 00:30:40,417 Mickey, get yourself off to the bank. 594 00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:41,250 - What for? 595 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:42,793 - Get your 50p out. 596 00:30:46,441 --> 00:30:48,852 - Do you ever have the feeling we've created a monster? 597 00:30:48,852 --> 00:30:50,102 - All the time. 598 00:31:06,222 --> 00:31:08,124 (phone ringing) 599 00:31:08,124 --> 00:31:09,957 - Right, how far away? 600 00:31:49,321 --> 00:31:52,071 Remarkable examples, aren't they? 601 00:31:55,985 --> 00:31:57,760 - Do you work here? 602 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,460 - I'm in charge of the Bronze Age. 603 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:01,570 Well, not the Bronze Age as such, 604 00:32:01,570 --> 00:32:02,650 I mean, that's a period of time, 605 00:32:02,650 --> 00:32:06,313 that would make me a queen and a time traveler, at that. 606 00:32:08,650 --> 00:32:11,200 No, I'm actually in charge of the artifacts 607 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,763 that hail from the period. 608 00:32:13,970 --> 00:32:15,943 And these are my crowning glory. 609 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:19,550 One of the great mysteries of London. 610 00:32:21,085 --> 00:32:21,920 - It seems a bit far-fetched 611 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,233 that there's a gold mine in London somewhere. 612 00:32:25,505 --> 00:32:26,623 - No, not really. 613 00:32:28,330 --> 00:32:31,890 The landscape was very different 6,000 years ago after all. 614 00:32:31,890 --> 00:32:33,293 No, it's perfectly feasible. 615 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,150 In actual fact, we have a professor of geology here 616 00:32:37,150 --> 00:32:39,790 in the museum who's writing a paper on it. 617 00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:40,650 - Really? 618 00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:42,200 Where do I find this professor? 619 00:32:43,530 --> 00:32:46,593 I'm a philanthropist, I invest in scientific studies. 620 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,780 - Oh well, in that case, 621 00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:50,780 I'm sure he'd be happy to talk to you, 622 00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:52,230 let me write down his number. 623 00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:58,640 - It says here the original mine would be worth millions. 624 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:01,540 - Indeed. 625 00:33:01,540 --> 00:33:03,640 I doubt what you see here represents even 1% 626 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,860 of what was actually there. 627 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:08,190 Of course, the site has almost certainly 628 00:33:08,190 --> 00:33:12,440 been built on by now, so we'll never know, will we? 629 00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:17,248 I've written my number on the other side. 630 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:21,153 Enjoy the rest of your visit, 631 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,053 the Saxon village reconstruction is excellent. 632 00:33:34,630 --> 00:33:37,500 - Well, it's widely believed that most gold deposits, 633 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,770 particularly of the volcanic and sedimentary variety, 634 00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:43,340 were formed from circulating ground waters 635 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:45,240 driven up by magma. 636 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,540 But then of course, it could also be expelled 637 00:33:47,540 --> 00:33:50,010 from the magma itself as it cooled. 638 00:33:50,010 --> 00:33:51,580 - And this could happen in London, right? 639 00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:53,413 - Oh, yes, no reason not, 640 00:33:53,413 --> 00:33:58,150 although geologically speaking, conditions aren't ideal. 641 00:33:58,150 --> 00:33:59,490 - And how could you find out if you thought 642 00:33:59,490 --> 00:34:01,690 you had land with gold in it? 643 00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:05,570 - Well, a multitude of ways, mostly by a simple soil test. 644 00:34:05,570 --> 00:34:07,040 - Soil test? 645 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:07,873 So I could bring you some soil 646 00:34:07,873 --> 00:34:09,520 and you could tell from that whether or not 647 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,740 there was gold underground? 648 00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:13,180 - No, I have to have further tests for that. 649 00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:17,160 But I could determine that the possibility was there. 650 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,063 - How accurately? 651 00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:24,020 - It depends on the size of the deposit, 80/90% possibly. 652 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,440 You hold such a piece of land? 653 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:31,357 - No, not yet. 654 00:34:31,357 --> 00:34:34,610 But if I did, would you be prepared to do this test for me? 655 00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:35,580 - Yes, of course, 656 00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:39,003 if the museum has no objection, I'd be happy to help. 657 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,163 - What you talkin' about? 658 00:34:43,163 --> 00:34:45,710 I don't need all this, I don't need all this. 659 00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:48,413 Yes, just do it, all right, do it. 660 00:34:55,581 --> 00:34:56,852 Cute, isn't it? 661 00:34:56,852 --> 00:35:00,352 All right, mate, how you doing, what's up? 662 00:35:01,226 --> 00:35:04,970 - Basically, Nick doesn't know it yet, but he's leaving us, 663 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:06,940 so his job's up for grabs, 664 00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:08,882 I just thought you might be interested. 665 00:35:08,882 --> 00:35:09,757 - Oh yeah? 666 00:35:09,757 --> 00:35:12,770 - 50K a year, double that with your commission, 667 00:35:12,770 --> 00:35:15,500 nice car, relocation allowance. 668 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:16,480 - Lovely. 669 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,173 Yeah, I am listening. 670 00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:23,593 - Only trouble is I'm just not sure you're right for it. 671 00:35:25,146 --> 00:35:27,920 - I'm not sure I wanna work for you. 672 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,270 - Don't take offense, Paul. 673 00:35:30,275 --> 00:35:33,740 It's more about what kind of deals you're used to handling. 674 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:37,601 I mean, with Martin, what's the biggest deal you're doing? 675 00:35:37,601 --> 00:35:39,380 - Do I look like a muppet? 676 00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:40,213 - Pardon? 677 00:35:40,213 --> 00:35:42,273 - You're just trying to nick all our clients. 678 00:35:43,630 --> 00:35:44,760 - All right, well. 679 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,372 You can't blame a chap for trying, can you? 680 00:35:48,372 --> 00:35:52,870 Okay, look, just talk me through one of your deals. 681 00:35:52,870 --> 00:35:57,050 I mean, Martin was talking about one the other day, 682 00:35:57,050 --> 00:35:58,373 what was it? 683 00:35:58,373 --> 00:36:01,113 The Jubilee deal? 684 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:05,167 - You know about that? 685 00:36:05,167 --> 00:36:06,803 - A little, so what is it? 686 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:11,090 - All I know, all I know, 687 00:36:11,090 --> 00:36:13,860 is that we've been hired to buy a parcel of land 688 00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:17,760 regardless of price. 689 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,017 - Do you know where the land is? 690 00:36:20,017 --> 00:36:22,600 (upbeat music) 691 00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:40,720 - It's owned by an old rag and bone merchant, 692 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,830 we've offered him twice what it's worth in cash 693 00:36:42,830 --> 00:36:45,970 but he ain't having any of it. 694 00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:46,920 - [Howard] Cash? 695 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,910 - [Danny] Yeah, he hates banks. 696 00:36:50,910 --> 00:36:52,389 - It's a shithole. 697 00:36:52,389 --> 00:36:54,230 That's what I don't get, I mean, look at it, 698 00:36:54,230 --> 00:36:56,380 barely gonna get two houses in there, are ya? 699 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,790 I mean, it ain't that far from the Jubilee line, granted 700 00:36:58,790 --> 00:37:02,030 but, I dunno, boss seems very keen to pay 701 00:37:02,030 --> 00:37:03,280 way over the odds for it. 702 00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:06,677 - Right, can you get me in to see the owner? 703 00:37:06,677 --> 00:37:08,460 - What's in it for me? 704 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,010 - The job we discussed earlier. 705 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,793 - No. 706 00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:15,498 Look. 707 00:37:16,490 --> 00:37:18,677 I don't know what you're up to, all right, 708 00:37:18,677 --> 00:37:20,046 I don't know, I don't care 709 00:37:20,046 --> 00:37:23,700 but, you cut me in and then maybe, 710 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:28,098 you know maybe I'll suddenly start thinkin' about it. 711 00:37:28,098 --> 00:37:32,075 - (chuckles) I like you, Paul, you remind me of me. 712 00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:32,908 - So? 713 00:37:34,283 --> 00:37:38,700 - Yeah, you've got yourself a deal, set up a meeting. 714 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:43,573 - [Danny Over Recording] All I know, 715 00:37:43,573 --> 00:37:44,525 is that we've been hired 716 00:37:44,525 --> 00:37:48,617 to buy a parcel of land regardless of price. 717 00:37:48,617 --> 00:37:50,140 (tape rewinds) 718 00:37:50,140 --> 00:37:52,693 Regardless of price. 719 00:37:55,168 --> 00:37:57,470 - You know this is gonna go pear shaped, don't you? 720 00:37:57,470 --> 00:37:59,350 The kid's gone off 100 miles an hour. 721 00:37:59,350 --> 00:38:02,213 Little or no groundwork, no convincer, no Plan B. 722 00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:04,310 - Come on, give him credit, he's played it well so far. 723 00:38:04,310 --> 00:38:07,066 - Oh, come on, Mick, you know as well as I do. 724 00:38:07,066 --> 00:38:08,640 There's a huge gulf between setting up a long con 725 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,240 and actually walking away clean. 726 00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,213 - Yeah, I know. 727 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:15,933 - Which means you've got a decision to make. 728 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:18,503 - Which is? 729 00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:22,463 - If it's goin' down the pan, do you bail him out? 730 00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:24,958 Or do you let him fail, 731 00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:26,550 to teach him a lesson and win the bet? 732 00:38:28,978 --> 00:38:32,645 Even if that means you going back to prison. 733 00:38:46,934 --> 00:38:50,101 (gentle upbeat music) 734 00:39:08,216 --> 00:39:10,883 (phone ringing) 735 00:39:20,534 --> 00:39:21,367 - Hello? 736 00:39:22,215 --> 00:39:23,048 Howard. 737 00:39:24,350 --> 00:39:26,053 Yeah, the land's worth 210. 738 00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:30,713 I think Martin's latest offer was 420. 739 00:39:33,050 --> 00:39:35,593 Yeah, yeah, 450 should do it. 740 00:39:37,528 --> 00:39:38,861 Okay, what time? 741 00:39:40,668 --> 00:39:42,648 Yeah, that's fine, I'll be there. 742 00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:43,898 All right, bye. 743 00:39:47,268 --> 00:39:48,101 We're on. 744 00:39:49,540 --> 00:39:52,207 (phone ringing) 745 00:39:54,510 --> 00:39:55,960 - Hello? 746 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,120 Mr. Jennings, yes, hi. 747 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,973 10:30 and the address? 748 00:40:02,345 --> 00:40:04,512 Right, I'll be there, bye. 749 00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:11,188 (phone ringing) 750 00:40:11,188 --> 00:40:12,445 - Hello? 751 00:40:12,445 --> 00:40:13,278 Howard? 752 00:40:13,278 --> 00:40:15,263 Okay, sure, no problem. 753 00:40:17,052 --> 00:40:17,885 And the address? 754 00:40:19,129 --> 00:40:19,962 Fine. 755 00:40:23,172 --> 00:40:24,240 That's weird. 756 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,923 - Why does he want everyone there? 757 00:40:26,785 --> 00:40:27,709 - Well, I told you, didn't I? 758 00:40:27,709 --> 00:40:29,724 He's a control freak. 759 00:40:29,724 --> 00:40:31,717 Okay, no problem. 760 00:40:31,717 --> 00:40:33,300 Ash, go get set up. 761 00:40:43,153 --> 00:40:45,320 Better get your 50p ready. 762 00:40:54,901 --> 00:40:55,737 - Right, you set? 763 00:40:55,737 --> 00:40:56,570 - Yeah. 764 00:40:56,570 --> 00:40:58,153 - Okay, 10 minutes. 765 00:41:14,566 --> 00:41:16,199 - This doesn't feel good. 766 00:41:16,199 --> 00:41:17,866 - It's Danny's call. 767 00:41:33,262 --> 00:41:34,095 - Howard. 768 00:41:35,581 --> 00:41:36,581 How are you? 769 00:41:37,610 --> 00:41:38,950 - Thought I'd better bring some security, 770 00:41:38,950 --> 00:41:39,790 there's a lot of money in here. 771 00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:42,163 - All right, lads, yeah, welcome, welcome. 772 00:41:42,163 --> 00:41:44,540 Here he is, Colin. 773 00:41:44,540 --> 00:41:46,130 This is the man I was telling you about. 774 00:41:46,130 --> 00:41:49,110 Mr. Jennings, this is Colin Nash. 775 00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:51,192 - Pleased to meet you, Mr. Nash. 776 00:41:51,192 --> 00:41:52,990 You look like a man who's prepared to drive a hard bargain. 777 00:41:52,990 --> 00:41:54,250 - Yeah, rats. 778 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:55,090 - Really? 779 00:41:55,090 --> 00:41:56,720 - I ain't got long. 780 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,030 - A man after my own heart. 781 00:41:58,030 --> 00:41:59,350 - He tells me you're willing to beat 782 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,650 the other bloke's offer. 783 00:42:00,650 --> 00:42:03,318 - Indeed, yes, there's a contract here. 784 00:42:03,318 --> 00:42:05,670 And the money's in here, in cash. 785 00:42:05,670 --> 00:42:07,757 - So how much you got in there, then? 786 00:42:07,757 --> 00:42:09,174 - 450,000 pounds. 787 00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:17,960 - It's time. 788 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:18,793 - Be careful. 789 00:42:28,405 --> 00:42:31,140 - So, so, so, do we have a deal? 790 00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:32,923 - Absolutely, just one condition, 791 00:42:34,050 --> 00:42:36,773 that I carry out a soil test. 792 00:42:37,795 --> 00:42:39,650 - Soil test? 793 00:42:39,650 --> 00:42:40,933 - It's company policy. 794 00:42:44,073 --> 00:42:45,952 Oh, thank you for coming. 795 00:42:45,952 --> 00:42:47,536 - I'm not exactly sure why I'm here. 796 00:42:47,536 --> 00:42:48,369 - Who are they? 797 00:42:48,369 --> 00:42:50,013 - They'll be carrying out the tests. 798 00:42:50,013 --> 00:42:52,330 - No one said nothin' about no soil test. 799 00:42:52,330 --> 00:42:54,530 - No soil test, no deal. 800 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:55,363 - Yeah, well hurry up, then, 801 00:42:55,363 --> 00:42:58,480 like I said I ain't got all day. 802 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,610 - I've got everything I need here, it wouldn't take long. 803 00:43:01,610 --> 00:43:02,560 - In your own time. 804 00:43:06,741 --> 00:43:10,630 - I don't get it, what exactly are you looking for? 805 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:11,463 - You'll see. 806 00:43:12,417 --> 00:43:15,417 (suspenseful music) 807 00:43:29,162 --> 00:43:30,449 - Well? 808 00:43:30,449 --> 00:43:31,282 Are you sure? 809 00:43:31,282 --> 00:43:32,480 - Definite traces of gold. 810 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,900 It's my belief there was an underground stream here 811 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:37,264 at some point skirting the main source 812 00:43:37,264 --> 00:43:40,261 and bringing the particles up to the surface, you see? 813 00:43:40,261 --> 00:43:41,423 - Excellent. 814 00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:45,940 - So, do we have a deal? 815 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:47,159 - It would seem so, 816 00:43:47,159 --> 00:43:48,680 just one more bridge to cross and then we can sign. 817 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,633 - What bridge? 818 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,753 - Okay. 819 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,500 - Howard, if you're messing me about, I'll go. 820 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,610 - The thing is, Paul it occurred to me 821 00:44:03,610 --> 00:44:06,030 this might all be part of some elaborate con. 822 00:44:06,030 --> 00:44:06,863 - Con? 823 00:44:06,863 --> 00:44:09,450 - Surely you've heard of a confidence trick. 824 00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:11,910 For example, say you were all part of the same gang? 825 00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:12,853 How would I know? 826 00:44:12,853 --> 00:44:15,130 - I haven't met any of you until this week. 827 00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:17,550 - So for me to part with a briefcase full of cash 828 00:44:17,550 --> 00:44:19,468 to people I've known for less than a week 829 00:44:19,468 --> 00:44:21,268 would be pretty stupid, wouldn't it? 830 00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:23,910 And I'm not. 831 00:44:23,910 --> 00:44:25,660 Stupid, that is. 832 00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:27,890 So I thought I'd better get some insurance. 833 00:44:27,890 --> 00:44:28,780 You see, the Professor has just told me 834 00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:30,690 there are gold deposits here. 835 00:44:30,690 --> 00:44:31,800 - Gold? 836 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,770 - That's right, yes, your boss was very secretive, 837 00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:34,603 wasn't he? 838 00:44:34,603 --> 00:44:35,770 Although you knew where the land was 839 00:44:35,770 --> 00:44:37,173 and how much he'd offered. 840 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:40,870 So now I do my own tests. 841 00:44:40,870 --> 00:44:42,800 And if they don't find anything 842 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,200 five minutes after you've assured me there was gold 843 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,283 then I'd have to assume you were about to con me. 844 00:44:50,804 --> 00:44:52,541 No one leave. 845 00:44:52,541 --> 00:44:55,541 (suspenseful music) 846 00:45:10,282 --> 00:45:11,115 - When they don't find gold, 847 00:45:11,115 --> 00:45:13,560 I've got a feeling he's gonna be very pissed off. 848 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,100 So if you tell me which way you're gonna run, 849 00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:16,850 I can make sure we don't bump into each other. 850 00:45:16,850 --> 00:45:18,163 - Shit, shit, shit! 851 00:45:19,712 --> 00:45:22,320 - I really hope Danny's got a Plan B. 852 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:27,320 - And C. 853 00:45:29,663 --> 00:45:30,984 - What's all this, then? 854 00:45:30,984 --> 00:45:32,484 - Won't take long. 855 00:45:36,439 --> 00:45:39,189 (gun shots fire) 856 00:45:48,209 --> 00:45:49,042 - Vermin. 857 00:45:49,042 --> 00:45:49,875 - Are you quite finished? 858 00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:50,967 - Have to burn 'em. 859 00:45:52,860 --> 00:45:55,623 - Hey, hey, what the bloody hell's all this? 860 00:45:56,550 --> 00:45:59,890 - Do you know I thought you might make an appearance. 861 00:45:59,890 --> 00:46:00,723 - Paul? 862 00:46:02,130 --> 00:46:04,786 This is my deal, you've no idea what you're doing. 863 00:46:04,786 --> 00:46:05,619 - Look, look, look, 864 00:46:06,789 --> 00:46:10,740 Mr. Jennings has topped your offer, it's been accepted, 865 00:46:10,740 --> 00:46:12,250 get over it. 866 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,160 - You're fired. 867 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,050 - You just happened to be passing, I take it? 868 00:46:15,050 --> 00:46:17,470 - No, I wasn't just passing, Dorothy told me he was here. 869 00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:18,830 - Look, we've done the deal. 870 00:46:18,830 --> 00:46:20,330 - I'm here to make another offer. 871 00:46:20,330 --> 00:46:22,750 Mr. Nash, now, I have another offer 872 00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,688 that I really think you should consider. 873 00:46:24,688 --> 00:46:25,521 - Boss. 874 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,925 - Okay, we're screwed. 875 00:46:32,925 --> 00:46:34,802 - I take it he got Albert to do a test first. 876 00:46:34,802 --> 00:46:35,635 - How did you know that? 877 00:46:35,635 --> 00:46:36,680 - [Mick] That's the only way he'll know for certain 878 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,137 if it's a con. 879 00:46:38,137 --> 00:46:40,387 - So, what are we gonna do? 880 00:46:49,590 --> 00:46:52,409 - Looks like you've got yourself a deal, Mr. Nash. 881 00:46:52,409 --> 00:46:54,992 (upbeat music) 882 00:47:03,679 --> 00:47:05,679 If you could sign there. 883 00:47:12,655 --> 00:47:14,155 Thank you very much, Mr. Nash. 884 00:47:18,510 --> 00:47:20,990 Looks like you've been pipped at the post, Golden Balls. 885 00:47:20,990 --> 00:47:21,823 Sorry about all that other stuff 886 00:47:21,823 --> 00:47:23,387 but you never know who to trust. 887 00:47:24,290 --> 00:47:26,010 Paul, about the job, 888 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,310 I've decided to keep Nick on after all, sorry. 889 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:38,300 - Can someone explain to me what just happened? 890 00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:39,440 - He found gold. 891 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,380 - How? 892 00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:43,150 - Well I guess the Jubilee site had to be somewhere. 893 00:47:43,150 --> 00:47:44,900 - But that means this place could be worth millions 894 00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:47,970 and we just flogged it to him for a poxy 450K. 895 00:47:47,970 --> 00:47:49,993 - You win some, you lose some. 896 00:47:51,190 --> 00:47:52,970 - Well, that was intense. 897 00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:54,170 - Let's get out of here. 898 00:48:00,624 --> 00:48:02,541 - I still don't get it. 899 00:48:04,516 --> 00:48:06,306 (all laugh) 900 00:48:06,306 --> 00:48:08,639 - [Mick] It would have been a terrible, terrible thing. 901 00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:12,480 - My sex life would have been a terrible thing. 902 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,040 - Do you know I could get used to this, 903 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:14,993 a quiet Danny. 904 00:48:16,983 --> 00:48:18,709 - Silence is golden. 905 00:48:18,709 --> 00:48:21,042 (all laugh) 906 00:48:22,342 --> 00:48:23,175 Golden! 907 00:48:24,863 --> 00:48:25,696 - Having a good laugh, are you? 908 00:48:25,696 --> 00:48:27,503 Everybody having a good laugh? 909 00:48:27,503 --> 00:48:29,430 Okay, where's my 50p? 910 00:48:29,430 --> 00:48:30,550 And I want a letter. 911 00:48:30,550 --> 00:48:31,383 - A letter? 912 00:48:31,383 --> 00:48:33,080 - Yes, I want a letter signed by you 913 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,960 apologizing for underestimating me 914 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,855 and stating un-categorically that I'm the better grifter, 915 00:48:38,855 --> 00:48:40,280 you lot can witness it. 916 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,060 Eddie, paper on the bar, squire, thank you. 917 00:48:43,060 --> 00:48:46,070 - I'd happily do that, Danny, if you'd won the bet. 918 00:48:46,070 --> 00:48:48,060 - Well, did we sell the land or not? 919 00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:48,893 - Yes. 920 00:48:48,893 --> 00:48:49,930 - Yeah, is the money in the case or not? 921 00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:50,763 - Yes. 922 00:48:50,763 --> 00:48:51,596 - Yeah, then pay up. 923 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:53,690 - No, but the bet was which is the best style? 924 00:48:53,690 --> 00:48:55,400 Your unstructured, undisciplined, 925 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,440 fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants, 926 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,190 let's-all-go-to-jail madness masquerading as a long con 927 00:48:59,190 --> 00:49:03,740 or my professional, reasoned, covering-all-the-angles, 928 00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:04,890 never-get-caught style. 929 00:49:05,850 --> 00:49:07,400 - Bollocks. 930 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,450 - And that's your argument, is it? 931 00:49:08,450 --> 00:49:10,517 - No, no, my argument is the con worked 932 00:49:10,517 --> 00:49:11,570 and you should pay up. 933 00:49:11,570 --> 00:49:13,599 - But the con was falling apart. 934 00:49:13,599 --> 00:49:15,170 - We still got paid. 935 00:49:15,170 --> 00:49:17,247 - Yeah but only because I was watching your back. 936 00:49:17,247 --> 00:49:18,840 - What? 937 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:19,673 - Tell him Ash. 938 00:49:19,673 --> 00:49:21,830 - Ah, no, no, no, no, you leave me out of this. 939 00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:23,250 - Danny, you hadn't covered all the angles 940 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:24,490 so I had to do it for you. 941 00:49:24,490 --> 00:49:25,805 - Well, how did you do that then 942 00:49:25,805 --> 00:49:26,880 'cause I didn't hear you say a word. 943 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,350 - I didn't have to. 944 00:49:28,350 --> 00:49:29,950 You remember Ash firing his gun? 945 00:49:29,950 --> 00:49:30,783 - [Danny] Yeah? 946 00:49:30,783 --> 00:49:32,170 - He didn't actually shoot anything. 947 00:49:32,170 --> 00:49:35,150 - All right, so the rat died of a heart attack. 948 00:49:35,150 --> 00:49:38,280 - Actually it was one I prepared earlier. 949 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,240 - What do you mean? 950 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,053 - He simply fired into the ground. 951 00:49:42,050 --> 00:49:42,883 - Why? 952 00:49:42,883 --> 00:49:44,920 - Because he'd filled the cartridges with gold. 953 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,810 So all he had to do was aim at the spot 954 00:49:46,810 --> 00:49:49,580 where the sample was about to be taken and fire, 955 00:49:49,580 --> 00:49:52,263 peppering the soil with gold. 956 00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:56,479 - So there weren't any gold? 957 00:49:56,479 --> 00:49:58,320 - No, only what we put there, 958 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,583 sorry, only what I put there to cover your ass. 959 00:50:02,670 --> 00:50:05,550 Experience, science, Danny. 960 00:50:05,550 --> 00:50:08,533 Covering all the angles, not going off half-cocked. 961 00:50:09,550 --> 00:50:11,860 So I win the bet. 962 00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:12,693 - Yeah, well. 963 00:50:16,210 --> 00:50:17,043 whatever. 964 00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:20,412 Call it a draw, all right? 965 00:50:20,412 --> 00:50:23,050 - No, now wait a minute if I hadn't bailed you out, 966 00:50:23,050 --> 00:50:24,240 the whole thing would have gone pear shaped. 967 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,972 - [Danny] Yeah, well if it weren't for me, 968 00:50:25,972 --> 00:50:27,200 we wouldn't have been there in the first place. 969 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,547 - You owe me 50p, pay up. 970 00:50:28,547 --> 00:50:29,840 - No, no you pay up. 971 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,204 - But I won. 972 00:50:31,204 --> 00:50:32,690 - No, you didn't win, you didn't win. 973 00:50:32,690 --> 00:50:34,768 We made a case full of money because of me. 974 00:50:34,768 --> 00:50:35,601 - No, because of me, you mean, 975 00:50:35,601 --> 00:50:36,970 what about the web site? 976 00:50:36,970 --> 00:50:37,840 - I was gonna do that. 977 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,440 - And I arranged for Albert to give you a lesson 978 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,320 in cold reading. 979 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,420 - What, cold reading? 980 00:50:41,420 --> 00:50:43,010 I knew that stuff already. 981 00:50:43,010 --> 00:50:43,910 - No, you did not. 982 00:50:44,748 --> 00:50:46,220 - Looks like it's going to be a long night. 983 00:50:46,220 --> 00:50:47,920 - Yeah, shall we leave them to it? 984 00:50:49,155 --> 00:50:49,988 - [Mick] Why don't you just admit it, 985 00:50:49,988 --> 00:50:51,664 I beat you fair and square? 986 00:50:51,664 --> 00:50:52,497 - Why don't you just admit it, all right? 987 00:50:52,497 --> 00:50:54,990 You were gonna walk away, I made us a case full of money. 988 00:50:54,990 --> 00:50:56,670 - I do hate sore losers. 989 00:50:56,670 --> 00:50:57,503 - Do you? 990 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,090 Double or quits. 991 00:51:01,090 --> 00:51:01,923 - What? 992 00:51:01,923 --> 00:51:02,820 - I've got this great idea. 993 00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:03,653 - Oh, no. 994 00:51:03,653 --> 00:51:05,480 - No, bear with me. 995 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:06,629 Pigeons. 996 00:51:06,629 --> 00:51:07,580 - Pigeons? 997 00:51:07,580 --> 00:51:08,413 - Pigeons, yeah. 998 00:51:08,413 --> 00:51:09,869 Pigeons. 999 00:51:09,869 --> 00:51:11,301 I read all about them, they're worth a fortune. 1000 00:51:11,301 --> 00:51:13,330 Can you paint a pigeon? 1001 00:51:13,330 --> 00:51:14,530 - I'm not even listening. 1002 00:51:14,530 --> 00:51:15,790 - No, 'cause you know I'm right. 1003 00:51:15,790 --> 00:51:17,353 - Shut up, Danny. 1004 00:51:17,353 --> 00:51:19,936 (upbeat music)