1 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,658 That was a fantastic meal. 2 00:00:08,659 --> 00:00:11,058 Well the pleasure was all ours, Albert, really. 3 00:00:11,059 --> 00:00:13,199 It was Luigi's, actually, let's get a move on. 4 00:00:13,298 --> 00:00:15,098 The rest of the day is yours, Albert. 5 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:17,618 - What would you like to do? - Your wish is our command. 6 00:00:17,619 --> 00:00:19,078 How about the first flight to Vegas? 7 00:00:19,177 --> 00:00:21,777 Well, we thought maybe bungee jumping over the Thames. 8 00:00:21,778 --> 00:00:22,698 Or go-karting? 9 00:00:23,697 --> 00:00:25,376 I'll whoop your ass, young whippersnapper! 10 00:00:25,475 --> 00:00:26,976 You probably would actually! 11 00:00:26,977 --> 00:00:30,775 Oh, let me see. I know what. I'm feeling nostalgic. 12 00:00:30,776 --> 00:00:33,534 How about a snifter at The Royal Mayfair Club. 13 00:00:33,535 --> 00:00:35,254 It's where I roped my first mark. 14 00:00:35,255 --> 00:00:36,455 Sounds good to me. 15 00:00:36,456 --> 00:00:39,414 It's a huge, domed atrium, filled with natural light. 16 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:42,253 But more importantly has the best choice of brandies 17 00:00:42,254 --> 00:00:43,294 this side of Paris! 18 00:00:43,295 --> 00:00:44,734 Let's do it. 19 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:57,371 I see what you mean about the natural light. 20 00:01:40,864 --> 00:01:43,963 sync and corrections by Bellows www.addic7ed.com 21 00:01:44,043 --> 00:01:46,162 It was an iconic building. 22 00:01:46,163 --> 00:01:49,681 A monument to Anglo-American relations. 23 00:01:49,682 --> 00:01:52,001 Roped some of my biggest marks there, ever. 24 00:01:52,002 --> 00:01:56,760 And the soulless son-of-a-bitch who pulled it down should be strung up. 25 00:01:56,761 --> 00:02:00,840 Better still, Albert, let's hit him where it really hurts. 26 00:02:00,841 --> 00:02:02,119 Agreed. 27 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:03,598 So who is he? 28 00:02:03,599 --> 00:02:05,180 It turns out that Starfire Property Holdings 29 00:02:05,279 --> 00:02:07,878 is owned by none other than Dale Ridley. 30 00:02:07,879 --> 00:02:09,638 - Dale who? - Ridley. 31 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:11,877 You know, "Ding-dong, that's my song!" 32 00:02:11,878 --> 00:02:15,237 I think it's time you took your pill, mate! 33 00:02:15,238 --> 00:02:17,356 Never mind, they're too young. 34 00:02:17,357 --> 00:02:20,156 Back in the day in the late '80s, he was game-show gold. 35 00:02:20,157 --> 00:02:23,315 Big hair, big teeth and more cheese than the Cheddar Gorge. 36 00:02:23,316 --> 00:02:25,754 Take a butchers at this. Albert. 37 00:02:25,755 --> 00:02:26,996 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 38 00:02:29,355 --> 00:02:32,434 'It's Friday, and its live from London City Studios, 39 00:02:32,435 --> 00:02:35,953 'it's the greatest game show on Earth, Ding-Dong That's My Song! 40 00:02:35,954 --> 00:02:39,273 'Tonight's fabulous prizes include a personal stereo, 41 00:02:39,274 --> 00:02:42,712 'an electronic typewriter, and a luxury caravan holiday for four! 42 00:02:42,713 --> 00:02:46,471 'And here's your host - Dale Ridley!' 43 00:02:46,472 --> 00:02:49,352 So, Julia... 44 00:02:51,992 --> 00:02:53,691 'Tell me about yourself.' 45 00:02:53,891 --> 00:02:56,430 - This is painful. - Oh, dear. 46 00:02:56,431 --> 00:02:58,070 (RECORDING SPOOLS FORWARD) 47 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:02,989 Was it A, Howard Jones. 48 00:03:03,989 --> 00:03:06,108 B, A-Ha. 49 00:03:06,109 --> 00:03:09,947 Or C, Bronski Beat? 50 00:03:09,948 --> 00:03:11,867 (LAUGHTER ON RECORDING) 51 00:03:11,868 --> 00:03:13,066 (BELL DINGS) 52 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:17,987 Oh! Ding-dong, that's my song! 53 00:03:19,906 --> 00:03:23,985 Ding-dong, that's my song. 54 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:27,265 Excruciating I know, but every Saturday night 55 00:03:27,364 --> 00:03:30,063 15 million of us were glued to that crap. 56 00:03:30,064 --> 00:03:31,224 Were you? 57 00:03:31,225 --> 00:03:33,424 Well when I say "us", I don't mean me, obviously. 58 00:03:33,425 --> 00:03:36,843 - I mean us as a nation. - Ah, right. 59 00:03:36,844 --> 00:03:39,543 Anyway, I was more, erm... I was more World About Us. 60 00:03:39,642 --> 00:03:41,242 Obviously. 61 00:03:41,243 --> 00:03:42,082 So, what happened to Ridley? 62 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:45,780 Well, fame and fortune went to his head. 63 00:03:45,781 --> 00:03:46,780 He reckoned he was the saviour of commercial TV. 64 00:03:46,781 --> 00:03:49,701 He started trying to push them around, making petty 65 00:03:49,702 --> 00:03:51,500 demands when it was time for a new contract. 66 00:03:51,501 --> 00:03:55,019 What finished him was a big TV charity night. 67 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:58,139 London City Studios got him on tape demanding 68 00:03:58,140 --> 00:04:01,019 20% of whatever the charity made in return for hosting it. 69 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:03,559 Next morning, it was all over the papers. And that was that. 70 00:04:03,759 --> 00:04:05,679 The network fired him and no-one else would touch him. 71 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,077 What did he do next? 72 00:04:07,578 --> 00:04:11,137 Well, he crawled back to his Birmingham mansion and hid. 73 00:04:11,138 --> 00:04:15,376 And five years later, he re-emerged as a property entrepreneur. 74 00:04:15,377 --> 00:04:18,176 First thing he did was buy an old folk's home. 75 00:04:18,177 --> 00:04:20,656 The moment he had his hands on it, he shut it down, 76 00:04:20,657 --> 00:04:24,814 turfed out 35 OAPs and then brought in the bulldozers. 77 00:04:24,815 --> 00:04:26,555 A month later, he sold it to a developer 78 00:04:26,556 --> 00:04:28,454 for twice what he paid for it. 79 00:04:28,455 --> 00:04:30,993 So he stuck at it, only this time on a much bigger scale. 80 00:04:30,994 --> 00:04:35,213 Victorian warehouses, factories, historic mills, 81 00:04:35,214 --> 00:04:37,972 all in great locations bought at knock down prices, 82 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:40,772 often before they've even come on to the market. 83 00:04:40,773 --> 00:04:44,091 - How? - Well, backhanders to local councillors, agents, consultants. 84 00:04:44,092 --> 00:04:47,490 They made sure sales were completed before anyone else got a look in. 85 00:04:47,491 --> 00:04:50,689 How come no-one cottoned on to the bribery? It seems they did. 86 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,510 He upset developers, councils and heritage groups 87 00:04:53,511 --> 00:04:54,509 from Leicester to Ludlow. 88 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:56,289 That's when he started buying property in London. 89 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:57,889 Where's he based? 90 00:04:57,890 --> 00:04:59,449 Right now, he's staying at the Union House Hotel. 91 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:02,429 It just so happens I play poker with the concierge there. 92 00:05:02,430 --> 00:05:05,427 - Surprise, surprise. - How long's he in town? 93 00:05:05,428 --> 00:05:07,947 - Less than a week. - OK, then, no time to lose. 94 00:05:08,026 --> 00:05:09,727 Let's get out there and find a way in. 95 00:05:19,126 --> 00:05:22,084 Ding-dong, eh, ladies? 96 00:05:22,085 --> 00:05:25,964 Ding-dong, that's my song. Eh? 97 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:28,764 Bloody tourists! 98 00:05:30,683 --> 00:05:32,442 Oi! 99 00:05:32,443 --> 00:05:33,682 Hello, sir? 100 00:05:33,683 --> 00:05:35,881 Two theatre tickets, tonight, decent seats. 101 00:05:35,882 --> 00:05:37,881 Nothing too intellectual. Sort it, yeah? 102 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,021 I've got those spreadsheets to do tonight. 103 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,619 I'm not taking you, you oaf! 104 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,200 I fancy a blonde tonight. 105 00:05:52,201 --> 00:05:55,198 Big but small, know what I mean? Sort it, yeah? 106 00:05:55,199 --> 00:05:56,239 (PHONE RINGS) Big but small... 107 00:05:56,240 --> 00:06:00,278 Hello, baby dream, I was just thinking about you and Dale Junior. 108 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:04,916 Have you been in touch with the heritage people yet? 109 00:06:04,917 --> 00:06:06,557 I'm waiting for a call back. 110 00:06:06,558 --> 00:06:09,436 Make sure you deal with a man. Why? 111 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:11,755 Women have scruples. Bad for business. 112 00:06:11,756 --> 00:06:15,995 Right. Take him to a fancy restaurant, fill him full of vodka, 113 00:06:15,996 --> 00:06:18,795 take him to a titty bar, and then hit him with the money. 114 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:20,274 Oh, right, OK. 115 00:06:20,275 --> 00:06:22,474 It's only my old boss always used to say 116 00:06:22,475 --> 00:06:24,833 never mix business with pleasure. 117 00:06:24,834 --> 00:06:26,594 Really? 118 00:06:27,714 --> 00:06:30,433 Let me ask you this, Gibbs. How big was his yacht? 119 00:06:31,513 --> 00:06:33,911 - I don't think he had one. - Really? 120 00:06:33,912 --> 00:06:36,112 How many Ferraris in his garage? 121 00:06:36,113 --> 00:06:37,231 He didn't. 122 00:06:37,232 --> 00:06:40,071 No? Surprise, surprise. 123 00:06:40,072 --> 00:06:43,070 You starting to get the picture? 124 00:06:43,071 --> 00:06:46,030 There are no boundaries between business and pleasure. 125 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,429 Oh, right, I get it. 126 00:06:47,430 --> 00:06:49,869 So, if you enjoy what you do, it's all pleasure. 127 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:54,749 No, you thicko. Rule one. It's all business. 128 00:06:55,909 --> 00:06:58,948 Stick around, kid. Learn from the master. 129 00:07:04,107 --> 00:07:05,747 What was it? 130 00:07:05,748 --> 00:07:07,706 The National Victorian Library. 131 00:07:07,707 --> 00:07:11,065 It should burn well, then. That would save money on the bulldozers. 132 00:07:11,066 --> 00:07:14,185 How big's the site? Square feet? 133 00:07:14,186 --> 00:07:15,825 Just under 8,000. 134 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:21,223 Too small. I want scale. 135 00:07:21,224 --> 00:07:23,703 - I want impressive. - What, bigger than this? 136 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:26,743 There's barely room to swing a heritage commissioner in it. 137 00:07:26,744 --> 00:07:29,302 Think Premiership, not Conference. 138 00:07:29,303 --> 00:07:32,542 It's difficult in London. There's a lot more competition. 139 00:07:32,543 --> 00:07:35,621 Rule one. Do not be afraid of competition. 140 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:38,221 Nobody wants to win a one-horse race. 141 00:07:40,142 --> 00:07:41,660 I thought rule one was... 142 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:42,820 Shut it! 143 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:47,420 Come on. 144 00:07:59,218 --> 00:08:00,157 So, what do we got? 145 00:08:00,256 --> 00:08:02,257 You were right about how he does business. 146 00:08:02,258 --> 00:08:04,697 He pays off agents, council officials and heritage 147 00:08:04,795 --> 00:08:06,696 commissioners to make sure the deal goes his way, 148 00:08:06,797 --> 00:08:08,975 and always for the right price. 149 00:08:08,976 --> 00:08:11,456 In fact, his motto is "Everybody has their price". 150 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:13,815 Ah, well, why hasn't he been prosecuted? 151 00:08:13,816 --> 00:08:15,695 He never does the dirty deed himself. 152 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,253 He leaves it to an apprentice. 153 00:08:17,254 --> 00:08:19,634 Three employees have done time in the last five years. 154 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,133 And they never squeal? 155 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,414 Almost certainly, and Ridley never leaves a trail. 156 00:08:23,513 --> 00:08:25,612 What about his corporate structure? 157 00:08:25,613 --> 00:08:28,812 He runs all his projects through Starfire Property Holdings. 158 00:08:28,813 --> 00:08:30,832 But puts profits into offshore accounts to avoid paying tax. 159 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:32,631 How big is his operation? 160 00:08:32,732 --> 00:08:35,011 It's difficult to get exact figures but I'd say it's to about 161 00:08:35,110 --> 00:08:38,010 eight deals a year, three to five million pounds each. 162 00:08:38,011 --> 00:08:40,531 He's got his eyes set on bigger opportunities here in London. 163 00:08:40,631 --> 00:08:42,590 So we need to find something that'll float his boat. 164 00:08:42,591 --> 00:08:44,389 A tasty little deal, somewhere. 165 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:48,609 What about... a tasty big deal? 166 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:51,847 Seems London City Studios are up for sale. 167 00:08:51,848 --> 00:08:54,088 - Bit out of his league, isn't it? - Exactly. 168 00:08:54,188 --> 00:08:57,366 So that means he'll need partners. 169 00:08:57,367 --> 00:08:58,367 He's going to love this, isn't he, eh? 170 00:08:58,368 --> 00:09:00,207 The smell of easy money, the kudos of the big deal, 171 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:02,306 and, the icing on the cake, revenge. 172 00:09:02,307 --> 00:09:04,226 He gets to be involved in tearing down the studios. 173 00:09:04,227 --> 00:09:06,366 What a sweet little plan, Michael. 174 00:09:06,465 --> 00:09:09,364 And the best bit is the bidding's about to close. 175 00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:13,643 Excuse me, do you know where I can find Three Socks Morgan? 176 00:09:13,644 --> 00:09:14,885 Who wants to know? 177 00:09:16,644 --> 00:09:19,124 Which one of yous is Three Socks Morgan? 178 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:27,162 - You don't remember me, do you? - Er...no. Should I? 179 00:09:27,163 --> 00:09:30,081 Relax. You're not my dad or anything weird like that. 180 00:09:30,082 --> 00:09:31,801 Lucky for you. 181 00:09:31,802 --> 00:09:34,120 The thought never crossed my mind. 182 00:09:34,121 --> 00:09:35,441 So, who are you, kid? 183 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:38,559 It's me. Alfie Beezer. 184 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,440 Your godson? 185 00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:45,759 Course you are. Yeah, the eyes. 186 00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:50,758 - Where's your dad? - He's at the airport. 187 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,198 Eh? 188 00:09:56,838 --> 00:10:00,156 "Dear Ash, sorry to do this to you, 189 00:10:00,157 --> 00:10:04,195 "but I need you to look after the kid for a few days. 190 00:10:04,196 --> 00:10:08,194 "I had to get on a plane to Amsterdam to salvage a big score. 191 00:10:08,195 --> 00:10:10,594 "The kid's nan's in Spain and I was stuck, 192 00:10:10,595 --> 00:10:14,354 "so I thought it was time you did your Godfatherly thing. 193 00:10:14,355 --> 00:10:16,194 "I owe you big time. Love, Beezer. 194 00:10:16,195 --> 00:10:19,673 "PS. Watch the kid, he's a slippery sod." 195 00:10:19,674 --> 00:10:21,033 The last bit's a lie. 196 00:10:26,152 --> 00:10:28,751 If I do this... 197 00:10:28,752 --> 00:10:31,991 you got to choose a card, remember it, and if I guess it, 198 00:10:31,992 --> 00:10:34,470 give me a pound coin. 199 00:10:34,471 --> 00:10:36,391 Yeah, all right, yeah. 200 00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:42,149 Was it the ace of hearts? 201 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:46,628 Gor blimey! How did he do that? Here you are. 202 00:10:46,629 --> 00:10:49,707 Johnny Beezer was a roper I worked with back in the '90s. 203 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:51,507 He got his bird up the duff, 204 00:10:51,508 --> 00:10:54,386 and, hey presto, along comes little Alfie there. 205 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,505 So me and Beezer down a few pints to celebrate. 206 00:10:56,506 --> 00:10:59,106 Eight pints in and he asks me to be godfather. 207 00:10:59,107 --> 00:11:00,266 What could I say? 208 00:11:00,267 --> 00:11:02,665 Probably not a lot after eight pints. 209 00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:05,465 - And that was the last time I saw him. - How come? 210 00:11:05,466 --> 00:11:08,304 Cos the next day Beezer found out that Alfie's mum was 211 00:11:08,305 --> 00:11:11,264 - having it away with her gyny. - What, while she was...? 212 00:11:11,265 --> 00:11:12,504 Well, each to his own. 213 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:16,862 Anyway, Beezer takes Alfie back to Manchester to live with his nan. 214 00:11:16,863 --> 00:11:18,863 Haven't seen him since. 215 00:11:18,864 --> 00:11:21,781 Well, we can't work a con while we're looking after a kid. 216 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,542 No, I'll talk to Beezer. Can I borrow a pound? 217 00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:28,342 Yeah, all right. 218 00:11:30,581 --> 00:11:32,381 If I can make this pound disappear, 219 00:11:32,382 --> 00:11:35,060 without you knowing where it's gone, can I keep it? 220 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,020 Yeah, go on, then. 221 00:11:43,938 --> 00:11:45,218 Do that again. 222 00:11:45,219 --> 00:11:47,018 I need another pound. 223 00:11:48,258 --> 00:11:49,498 Hang on, here. 224 00:11:56,856 --> 00:11:59,655 What if we took it in turns to look after him? 225 00:11:59,656 --> 00:12:02,135 The kid could be a complete liability. 226 00:12:02,136 --> 00:12:04,014 I won't be, I promise. 227 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:07,014 Hey! You should be in bed. Maybe I can help. 228 00:12:07,015 --> 00:12:08,894 You can help by going back to bed. 229 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,093 I've worked on Dad's cons loads of times. 230 00:12:11,094 --> 00:12:13,452 I won't be any trouble, I promise. 231 00:12:13,453 --> 00:12:15,933 - That's not what your dad said. - He was joking. 232 00:12:17,773 --> 00:12:19,412 Oh, please? 233 00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:21,252 Well, we all got to start somewhere. 234 00:12:21,253 --> 00:12:24,891 All right, maybe he could just help out behind the scenes, back here? 235 00:12:24,892 --> 00:12:26,171 Your responsibility. 236 00:12:26,172 --> 00:12:29,011 - Why mine? - Cos you were the first to crack. 237 00:12:31,371 --> 00:12:32,650 Fine. 238 00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:34,689 OK, kid, it's agreed. You're in. 239 00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:37,489 Yes! And when we're busy, Eddie can baby-sit. 240 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,608 If he can afford it. The kid's already taken him for 20. 241 00:12:40,609 --> 00:12:41,849 25, actually. 242 00:12:42,848 --> 00:12:44,528 (LAUGHTER) 243 00:12:44,529 --> 00:12:47,008 OK, then, let's get started. 244 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,283 - I thought I was going do something. - Stop complaining. 245 00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:05,283 You said you wanted a burger, you've had one. 246 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,785 You said I was going to be involved in the con. 247 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,283 - You will be. - Doing what? 248 00:13:08,284 --> 00:13:11,122 I don't know yet. Something back in the apartment. 249 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,522 That sounds boring. Why can't I be the roper? 250 00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:16,242 Because Albert's the roper. And you're only 11. 251 00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:20,041 That can be an advantage sometimes. No-one suspects an 11-year-old. 252 00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,561 They would if they met you. 253 00:13:21,562 --> 00:13:24,680 Look, if you don't want me to do anything, I can just watch. 254 00:13:24,681 --> 00:13:27,921 Alfie, can we stop talking? Just for five minutes. 255 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,800 (PHONE RINGS) 256 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,638 Hi, Ash. Do you want to see a trick? 257 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:41,238 - What? - Hold this and wait here. 258 00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:42,957 Yes, all right, go on, then. 259 00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:44,557 I'm exhausted! 260 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:46,278 I've done the London Eye and he's had some food, 261 00:13:46,337 --> 00:13:48,136 so now we're on our way back. OK? 262 00:13:50,837 --> 00:13:53,157 ..he won't shut up. 263 00:13:55,636 --> 00:13:59,115 Literally. He's just on and on at me, all the time... 264 00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:03,812 Yeah, yeah, he's got all the questions, 265 00:14:03,813 --> 00:14:05,613 I can't answer them. I'm coming home. 266 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,374 ..No, Ash, listen to me, I'm coming home. 267 00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:10,394 It's Sean's turn, or your turn. 268 00:14:13,512 --> 00:14:17,311 Excuse me, can you just hold this for me? 269 00:14:17,312 --> 00:14:18,631 All right. 270 00:14:18,632 --> 00:14:19,672 Cheers. 271 00:14:37,469 --> 00:14:39,268 OK. I'll see you later. 272 00:14:44,548 --> 00:14:45,587 What? 273 00:14:54,866 --> 00:14:56,545 Flippin' heck! 274 00:15:09,663 --> 00:15:11,462 I want the next flight home. 275 00:15:11,463 --> 00:15:15,261 They can't exclude us from the sale just because we're Americans! 276 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:18,340 Not officially, they can't. But at the end of the day, 277 00:15:18,341 --> 00:15:20,840 if the chairman's got some grudge against Americans, 278 00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:22,439 there's not a hell of a lot we can do about it. 279 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:26,379 You found that out just now? In 24 hours the bidding closes. 280 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:31,058 I only found out because their consultants told me an hour ago 281 00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:33,818 the chairman was cleaned out by his American ex-wife. 282 00:15:33,819 --> 00:15:35,898 Look, Henry, come on, we can't win 'em all. 283 00:15:35,899 --> 00:15:38,178 Let me set you straight, Strickland. 284 00:15:39,258 --> 00:15:40,577 I never lose. 285 00:15:40,578 --> 00:15:44,136 As soon as I get to Boston, I'm going to contact my lawyers 286 00:15:44,137 --> 00:15:48,777 and have them start legal proceedings against London City Studios. 287 00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:52,854 I want...that...site. 288 00:15:52,855 --> 00:15:54,254 Yeah, OK. 289 00:15:54,255 --> 00:15:56,095 Good. 290 00:15:58,095 --> 00:15:59,894 Wait here. 291 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,973 I'm Henry Sellworth, checking out. 292 00:16:05,974 --> 00:16:09,692 I'd like some information... on our American friends. 293 00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:18,811 Bandit at two o'clock. 294 00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:24,290 Keep going. 295 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:28,649 A little busy right now, kid. Whoa! Was that the mark? 296 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:35,647 Rrr! Mickey, I'm sorry, he just slipped away. Do we have a problem? 297 00:16:35,648 --> 00:16:38,247 I don't think so. OK. 298 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:42,166 (SHE LAUGHS) That was, er, really funny. I just wanted to help. 299 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,966 Well, you pull something like that again and you're in big trouble, mister. 300 00:16:47,766 --> 00:16:48,886 Get over here...! 301 00:16:48,887 --> 00:16:51,205 - See you in Boston. - OK. 302 00:16:54,085 --> 00:16:56,523 - This is incredible! - What? 303 00:16:56,524 --> 00:16:57,865 You know the London City Studios? 304 00:16:57,866 --> 00:17:00,363 - Yeah, it's up for sale. - Exactly! 305 00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:03,042 And it's out of our price range by a factor of ten. 306 00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:05,042 - Was. - Eh? 307 00:17:05,043 --> 00:17:07,123 I'll explain in the lift. 308 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,561 He could've ruined the whole con. 309 00:17:11,562 --> 00:17:12,941 How'd he know where the hotel is? 310 00:17:12,942 --> 00:17:16,040 That's the scary thing. It's like...he knows everything. 311 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,799 The kid's smart. He's listening to everything we say. 312 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,000 How did he get away from you, again? 313 00:17:20,101 --> 00:17:23,359 I don't know, I was... I looked away, he was gone. 314 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:26,478 It was the old "string around the corner" trick. 315 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,118 - A-ha. - Shut up! 316 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:32,677 Tell me he's having a laugh. My dad says the old ones are best. 317 00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:34,538 Did you seriously fall for the string trick? 318 00:17:34,539 --> 00:17:35,836 - No! - Yeah, you did! 319 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:39,116 No! I was distracted cos I was on the phone. 320 00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:41,796 Oh, well, in that case you were on the phone. 321 00:17:41,797 --> 00:17:43,835 What's it worth not to tell Mickey? 322 00:17:43,836 --> 00:17:46,275 All right, d'you know what, if it's so funny... 323 00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:47,715 he's all yours. 324 00:17:51,995 --> 00:17:55,034 Just have to be in the right place at the right time... 325 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,194 This could be sweet. 326 00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:04,751 Here we are. Helius lnternational Property lnvestments. 327 00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:07,111 Started in 1982, Boston. 328 00:18:07,112 --> 00:18:12,150 3.4 billion portfolio in the US, Canada and Europe. 329 00:18:12,151 --> 00:18:13,710 Serious players, then. 330 00:18:13,711 --> 00:18:17,789 - There's one of them. - Henry Sellworth, Chairman. 331 00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:20,949 And there's the other one. Brett Strickland. 332 00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:24,708 Head of Acquisitions, Western Europe. 333 00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:28,868 London City Studios is perfect for them. Big site, central location. 334 00:18:28,869 --> 00:18:33,027 Just demolish what's there and stick up one of their shopping centres. Yeah... 335 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:37,986 But they can't get it, because the chairman's got a grudge against Yanks. 336 00:18:37,987 --> 00:18:41,545 So what are you thinking, boss? We front the bid for them? 337 00:18:41,546 --> 00:18:43,904 Why not? 338 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:46,424 Surely they could deal with any UK property company? 339 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,305 Not when the bidding closes in 24 hours, they can't. 340 00:18:50,385 --> 00:18:52,423 That's why they've thrown in the towel. 341 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:56,183 We better catch them, before they get on a plane. 342 00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:03,143 Just try to look intelligent. 343 00:19:07,502 --> 00:19:08,781 Mr Strickland? 344 00:19:10,422 --> 00:19:12,821 - Yes? - Sorry for interrupting. 345 00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:15,061 My name's Dale Ridley. 346 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,758 I'm the chairman and chief executive of Starfire Property Holdings. 347 00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:21,778 - And this is my apprentice, Mr Gibbs. - Hi. 348 00:19:21,779 --> 00:19:24,399 OK. So...how do you guys know my name? 349 00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,097 I'm a big fan. 350 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:31,256 I like to think of Helius lnternational as a role model for my company. 351 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:34,256 That's great to hear, Mr, er...? Ridley. ..Ridley, 352 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:37,576 - but I'm on my way to the airport. - Give me two minutes... 353 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:41,336 and I will give you a game-changing opportunity. 354 00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:47,295 OK, well, I'm all ears until my cab arrives. 355 00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:50,934 Ah! 356 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:56,092 London City Studios. I think we can help. 357 00:19:56,093 --> 00:19:58,571 - How? - Your bid has hit the buffers because 358 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,671 Helius is an American company. Correct? 359 00:20:00,772 --> 00:20:03,692 I'm sorry but how do you know all this? 360 00:20:03,891 --> 00:20:05,190 Information is everything. 361 00:20:05,191 --> 00:20:08,730 OK, so what exactly do you want? 362 00:20:08,731 --> 00:20:13,609 We're a UK company, specialising in land and property acquisitions. 363 00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:15,689 In short, Mr Strickland... 364 00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:19,009 - we can front your bid. - Why not just bid yourself? 365 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:22,687 Simple. Don't have access to that level of funding. 366 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:25,647 OK... I see. 367 00:20:25,648 --> 00:20:31,046 Look, I admire your opportunism but the idea that a £100 million deal 368 00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:33,147 can be secured on the basis of a two-minute conversation 369 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:36,127 with a perfect stranger a day before the bidding closes... 370 00:20:36,186 --> 00:20:38,085 is frankly laughable. 371 00:20:39,086 --> 00:20:42,324 Seize the moment and seize the deal. 372 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,284 That's my motto, Mr Strickland. 373 00:20:45,605 --> 00:20:47,324 Or one of them, anyway. 374 00:20:48,724 --> 00:20:52,762 I am offering you the chance to save this deal, 375 00:20:52,763 --> 00:20:55,963 and to enhance your standing within your company. 376 00:20:57,282 --> 00:21:03,641 OK... Let's say I go for this opportunity of yours. 377 00:21:03,642 --> 00:21:07,080 - What do you get out of it? - Ten percent of the bid price. 378 00:21:07,081 --> 00:21:09,919 Ten perc... (HE LAUGHS) 379 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,200 I'm sorry, I have a flight to catch. 380 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,280 Think about it. 381 00:21:16,839 --> 00:21:18,519 Call me. 382 00:21:26,437 --> 00:21:29,957 - Well, I suppose it was worth a shot. - Trust me, he'll ring. 383 00:21:39,155 --> 00:21:41,554 It feels like yesterday. 384 00:21:41,555 --> 00:21:43,374 The fans used to be there, waiting, 385 00:21:43,473 --> 00:21:45,474 waving to me as I swept in in the Bentley. 386 00:21:45,874 --> 00:21:50,593 Had a table in all the best restaurants, champagne on ice in every club. 387 00:21:50,594 --> 00:21:54,673 Women coming up to me in the street, begging me to say those magic words. 388 00:21:55,952 --> 00:21:56,991 What? 389 00:21:56,992 --> 00:22:00,151 Ding-dong, that's my song! 390 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,670 Three times I was on the cover of the TV Times, I was. 391 00:22:03,671 --> 00:22:06,029 Felt like I owned the place... 392 00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:07,551 and the people in it. 393 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,830 Everyone sang to my song. 394 00:22:13,349 --> 00:22:14,870 You should've known me back then, Gibbs. 395 00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:18,867 Not that I'd have given time to someone like you, obviously. 396 00:22:18,868 --> 00:22:23,347 But it would've given you an insight into the man you see before you. 397 00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:30,585 Go and have a word with that security guard, see if he remembers me. 398 00:22:30,586 --> 00:22:33,026 See if he'll let us in for a look around. 399 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:59,320 - Did he remember me? - Yeah, eventually. 400 00:22:59,321 --> 00:23:01,320 He's been working on the gate for 30-odd years. 401 00:23:01,321 --> 00:23:03,060 What did he say? 402 00:23:03,061 --> 00:23:07,539 Well, just... No, no, no, no, no. Go on, go on, what did he say? 403 00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:09,778 He said you were a greedy scumbag 404 00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:12,699 and that your lifetime ban from the studios is still in place. 405 00:23:14,418 --> 00:23:17,977 Yeah, well, the same to you, mate! Just you wait! 406 00:23:17,978 --> 00:23:20,018 We'll see who has the last laugh! 407 00:23:27,336 --> 00:23:29,255 My dad always talks about you. 408 00:23:29,256 --> 00:23:31,295 "Three Socks this", "Three Socks that". 409 00:23:31,296 --> 00:23:34,014 Why are you called Three Socks, anyway? 410 00:23:34,015 --> 00:23:38,494 - Well, it's a long story. How is your dad? - Yeah, he's good. 411 00:23:38,495 --> 00:23:40,454 Is he... Is he with anyone, y'know? 412 00:23:40,455 --> 00:23:43,253 Yeah...me. 413 00:23:43,254 --> 00:23:46,213 - No, no, no, no. I mean like a girlfriend. - Oh, sometimes. 414 00:23:47,253 --> 00:23:51,131 - What about you, Uncle Ash? - Yeah... Well, sometimes. 415 00:23:51,132 --> 00:23:53,492 - You got any children? - No. 416 00:23:54,532 --> 00:23:56,770 Oh... Are you gay? 417 00:23:56,771 --> 00:24:00,610 - No, I'm not gay, thank you. - Nothing wrong if you are. 418 00:24:00,611 --> 00:24:03,529 I know. I'm just not gay, all right? 419 00:24:03,530 --> 00:24:04,570 Just asking. 420 00:24:06,850 --> 00:24:10,408 - So what's my fee going to be? - Er, what fee's that, then? 421 00:24:10,409 --> 00:24:13,008 For the con. You said I was part of the team. 422 00:24:13,009 --> 00:24:17,127 No, no, no, no, no, no. You see, your fee, right, is learning - 423 00:24:17,128 --> 00:24:20,247 y'know, from us. It's worth more than money, that is. 424 00:24:20,248 --> 00:24:21,927 Oh, OK. 425 00:24:22,967 --> 00:24:24,966 Tell you what, if I can trick you out of 426 00:24:24,967 --> 00:24:27,326 some of the money you make from the con, can I keep it? 427 00:24:27,526 --> 00:24:28,986 Hang on, let me get this straight. 428 00:24:28,987 --> 00:24:31,884 If you can trick me out of some of the money, 429 00:24:31,885 --> 00:24:35,165 - assuming we get it, that is... I let you keep it. - Yeah. 430 00:24:36,204 --> 00:24:37,025 What's your problem? 431 00:24:37,124 --> 00:24:39,023 You scared the great Three Socks Morgan 432 00:24:39,024 --> 00:24:40,723 is gonna be outsmarted by an 11-year-old? 433 00:24:40,724 --> 00:24:45,003 No, no, no. I just don't want to crush your confidence, you cheeky sod! 434 00:24:45,004 --> 00:24:46,563 Deal? 435 00:24:48,802 --> 00:24:50,361 Yeah, all right, deal. 436 00:24:50,362 --> 00:24:51,562 He-he! 437 00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:55,021 How are we going to get him into the studios? 438 00:24:55,022 --> 00:24:57,719 From what I've heard the place is like Fort Knox. 439 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,800 - We're not. - How come? 440 00:24:59,801 --> 00:25:01,180 He doesn't need to go there. 441 00:25:01,181 --> 00:25:02,879 He just needs to do the presentation to you. 442 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,678 How are you getting on with the offices? 443 00:25:05,679 --> 00:25:07,758 Well, I've had a rethink. Oh? 444 00:25:07,759 --> 00:25:09,796 The name of the London City Studios' property 445 00:25:09,797 --> 00:25:12,397 developers is already out there - Weinstein De Vere. 446 00:25:12,398 --> 00:25:14,996 A big company with swanky West End offices. 447 00:25:14,997 --> 00:25:18,036 So we have to assume that Ridley at least knows of 'em. 448 00:25:18,037 --> 00:25:21,636 We can't risk faking it. So what were you thinking? 449 00:25:21,637 --> 00:25:25,035 We get Ridley to do the presentation at Weinstein De Vere. 450 00:25:25,036 --> 00:25:26,436 What, in their actual offices? 451 00:25:26,535 --> 00:25:29,235 - Yeah, in the boardroom. - Yeah, obviously. 452 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:31,992 As my dad always says, you can't have 453 00:25:31,993 --> 00:25:33,994 much more convincing than the real thing. 454 00:25:33,995 --> 00:25:34,994 Is the shark with you? 455 00:25:34,995 --> 00:25:37,993 Nah, he's been following me since I left the aquarium. 456 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:39,453 How will you pull this one off, Uncle Ash? 457 00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:41,453 Yeah, how will you pull this one off, Uncle Ash? 458 00:25:41,454 --> 00:25:45,832 Well y'know, I'm, erm... I'm working on it, ain't I? 459 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:49,031 I think it's time to put our friend out of his misery. 460 00:25:50,792 --> 00:25:54,110 Ah, Mr Ridley. Brett Strickland. 461 00:25:54,111 --> 00:25:57,069 No, no, actually, my flight's been delayed. 462 00:25:57,070 --> 00:25:59,549 Perhaps we should meet. 463 00:25:59,550 --> 00:26:02,869 Yeah. Yeah, that works for me. 464 00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:04,189 OK. 465 00:26:05,749 --> 00:26:07,749 I've spoken to Mr Sellworth about your proposal 466 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:10,247 and he's interested. But we'd need to move fast. 467 00:26:10,348 --> 00:26:12,846 You must meet Weinstein de Vere, the property 468 00:26:12,847 --> 00:26:14,546 consultants handling the sealed bids. 469 00:26:14,547 --> 00:26:17,145 No problem. We can arrange a meeting for tomorrow. 470 00:26:17,146 --> 00:26:19,145 How much are you proposing to bid? 471 00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:21,284 - 100 million. - Any flexibility in that? 472 00:26:21,285 --> 00:26:22,385 We want the building. 473 00:26:22,386 --> 00:26:24,526 Our analysts believe 100 million should swing it. 474 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,024 Let's hope they're right. 475 00:26:26,025 --> 00:26:28,306 The only outstanding issue is your fee. 476 00:26:28,404 --> 00:26:31,503 Ten percent is completely out of the question. 477 00:26:31,504 --> 00:26:32,224 So what are you thinking? 478 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:35,822 - A flat million. - That will barely cover my costs. 479 00:26:35,823 --> 00:26:39,062 Plus, we are talking about your reputation. 480 00:26:39,063 --> 00:26:40,902 Picture the scene. 481 00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:46,621 You, arriving back in Boston with a 100 million contract in your pocket 482 00:26:46,622 --> 00:26:49,440 that you've salvaged by using your intuitive 483 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,940 brilliance and relentless determination 484 00:26:51,941 --> 00:26:56,880 on behalf of Helius lnternational. That's got to be worth five million 485 00:26:56,979 --> 00:26:58,179 of anybody's money, surely. 486 00:26:58,580 --> 00:26:59,860 -Two. - Three. 487 00:26:59,861 --> 00:27:01,298 - 2.5. - Done. 488 00:27:01,299 --> 00:27:04,298 Good. You'll front the bid on behalf of your company. 489 00:27:04,299 --> 00:27:06,558 If you win, we will put up the money and you will 490 00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:08,757 pass full ownership of the building over to us 491 00:27:08,758 --> 00:27:13,056 in exchange for £2.5 million. Do we have a deal? 492 00:27:13,057 --> 00:27:16,395 There's one more thing I need. I'm done negotiating, Mr Ridley. 493 00:27:16,396 --> 00:27:18,095 Oh, I'm sure you'll be OK with this. 494 00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:22,016 - I'm assuming you'll be demolishing and building from scratch. - Of course. 495 00:27:22,116 --> 00:27:24,334 In that case, I would like to drive the first 496 00:27:24,335 --> 00:27:26,034 bulldozer through the front of the building. 497 00:27:27,135 --> 00:27:31,374 - You...want to drive the bulldozer? - That's right. Through the front wall. 498 00:27:32,414 --> 00:27:35,613 OK. Well, then, I guess we have a deal. 499 00:27:39,093 --> 00:27:40,891 Couldn't I just come and watch? 500 00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:42,952 What, and that won't be suspicious, you sitting in a 501 00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:47,050 corner of the room, staring? I think not, Alfred. 502 00:27:47,051 --> 00:27:49,850 - I could be your assistant. - You're 11. - Could make the tea? 503 00:27:49,851 --> 00:27:54,530 Look, just sit tight here with Albert, just in case we need you, yeah? Bo-ring. 504 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:00,928 - You nearly done? - Yeah... Good as. 505 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:04,327 - You missed the C off acquire. - Eh? 506 00:28:04,328 --> 00:28:06,608 Acquire. Has a C in it. 507 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:10,407 Oh. 508 00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,326 Thank you. 509 00:28:13,327 --> 00:28:15,184 - Hello? - 'Weinstein de Vere?' 510 00:28:15,185 --> 00:28:18,285 Hello, yes, it's Terry Harper here, from TGP Properties. 511 00:28:18,286 --> 00:28:21,285 Yes, we're looking to hire a new firm of consultants 512 00:28:21,286 --> 00:28:24,965 and I'd like to set up a meeting with David Trip to discuss it. 513 00:28:29,804 --> 00:28:32,783 Hey, here's one for ya. How many Spaniards 514 00:28:32,784 --> 00:28:35,103 - does it take to change a lightbulb? - Juan. 515 00:28:36,642 --> 00:28:37,823 Eh, you, I'm doing the punchline! 516 00:28:38,222 --> 00:28:41,521 He's all yours, Eddie. Sounds expensive. 517 00:28:41,522 --> 00:28:43,362 - We'll cover any losses. - You staying for a quick one? 518 00:28:43,461 --> 00:28:45,961 I must get back. We'll come for him later. 519 00:28:45,962 --> 00:28:48,919 Now you, you be good, Bandito, huh? 520 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,481 OK. 521 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,599 Bye, Albert. Bye! 522 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,559 Want to play a game, Eddie? 523 00:28:56,658 --> 00:28:59,758 Seeing as how they're paying, yeah, whatever you want. 524 00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:02,499 - What about "find a fiver"? - Never heard of that one. 525 00:29:02,599 --> 00:29:06,156 It's easy. You just close your eyes, count to say... 526 00:29:06,157 --> 00:29:08,236 200, I'll hide. 527 00:29:08,237 --> 00:29:11,316 Once you get to 200, open your eyes, try and find me. 528 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:15,915 - That's hide-and-seek. - Yeah, but if you find me, I have to give you a fiver. 529 00:29:15,916 --> 00:29:18,474 I like the sound of that. 530 00:29:18,475 --> 00:29:22,275 Go on, turn around, close your eyes, start counting. 531 00:29:26,554 --> 00:29:29,753 One, two, three... No peeking! 532 00:29:29,754 --> 00:29:35,112 ..four, five, six, seven, eight, 533 00:29:35,113 --> 00:29:38,472 nine, ten, 11, 12... 534 00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:46,471 Morning, Mr Trip. Just off for my 10.30. 535 00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:55,509 It's me. He's just left. EMMA: 'OK, we're all set here.' 536 00:30:00,828 --> 00:30:05,266 Hello, I have a meeting with a few colleagues but they're going to be late. 537 00:30:05,267 --> 00:30:08,027 Is it all right if I wait over there until we're all here? 538 00:30:12,306 --> 00:30:13,625 Hello. 539 00:30:13,626 --> 00:30:17,784 Terry Harper, TGP Properties. I've got an appointment to see David Trip. 540 00:30:17,785 --> 00:30:20,264 Oh, he's just left, I'm afraid. 541 00:30:20,265 --> 00:30:24,744 Oh, hell! Mix-up with my new assistant. No problem. I'll give him a call. 542 00:30:30,543 --> 00:30:35,221 Hello, David? Yes, Terry Harper. Bit of a mix-up, I'm afraid. 543 00:30:35,222 --> 00:30:37,461 Yeah! I'm at your office. 544 00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:38,782 Yes, I know. 545 00:30:39,981 --> 00:30:42,460 All right, see you in a minute. 546 00:30:42,461 --> 00:30:45,860 He won't be long. He said for me to wait for him in the meeting room. 547 00:30:45,861 --> 00:30:47,700 Certainly. It's just here. 548 00:30:48,939 --> 00:30:51,979 Can I get you a drink? No, no, no, I'm fine, thanks. 549 00:30:52,979 --> 00:30:55,938 Two of my colleagues will be arriving shortly, 550 00:30:55,939 --> 00:30:57,777 Mr Ridley and Associate. 551 00:30:57,778 --> 00:31:00,178 They'll ask for me. Just show them right in, would you? 552 00:31:00,337 --> 00:31:01,836 Of course. It's this way... 553 00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:18,294 Hi, David Trip... 554 00:31:18,295 --> 00:31:21,453 Mr Trip. Hello, I'm Louise, I'm Terry's assistant. Oh, hi! 555 00:31:21,454 --> 00:31:24,773 Terry's stuck in traffic. He'll be here any minute now 556 00:31:24,774 --> 00:31:26,513 but the meeting room's in use so he's asked 557 00:31:26,514 --> 00:31:28,812 me to cover the company's background. 558 00:31:28,813 --> 00:31:31,251 - Sure, no problem. - Please, take a seat. 559 00:31:31,252 --> 00:31:35,451 Oh! Oh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, it's... Oh! 560 00:31:35,452 --> 00:31:37,152 - Right, thank you. - There you go. 561 00:31:37,191 --> 00:31:39,990 - Lovely. Just take a seat. - Certainly. Thank you. 562 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:45,850 That's just a little bit of what we're about, there. Splendid. 563 00:31:48,929 --> 00:31:53,568 - Dale Ridley...to see Terry Harper. - If you'd like to follow me, please. 564 00:32:08,206 --> 00:32:11,045 ..198, 199, 200. 565 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:16,885 Gentlemen, welcome. I'm Terry Harper. Pleased to meet you. 566 00:32:18,084 --> 00:32:19,124 Please. 567 00:32:21,324 --> 00:32:24,683 As I'm sure you know, we've been appointed by the vendors 568 00:32:24,684 --> 00:32:27,561 to handle the sale of the London City Studios, 569 00:32:27,562 --> 00:32:30,841 and it's my job to oversee the sealed bid process. 570 00:32:30,842 --> 00:32:34,321 Now, I'm a bit pushed for time so let's get straight on with it, shall we? 571 00:32:34,322 --> 00:32:37,160 Yeah... Sure. 572 00:32:37,161 --> 00:32:40,359 Clearly, the key selling point is the location. 573 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,039 The studios are right in the heart of the West End 574 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,719 making it perfect for a luxury hotel, shopping centre, 575 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,119 offices or even luxury apartments. 576 00:32:50,159 --> 00:32:51,399 How many bids have you had? 577 00:32:51,498 --> 00:32:54,198 I can't discuss details of the bids, I'm afraid, 578 00:32:54,199 --> 00:32:58,236 but I'm sure you can imagine there's been considerable interest in the site. 579 00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:02,275 And I can tell you that your party is the final bid. 580 00:33:02,276 --> 00:33:05,356 We're closing the process in just over two hours. (I see.) 581 00:33:06,835 --> 00:33:08,076 Now... 582 00:33:09,435 --> 00:33:11,634 ..I must point out, Terry, 583 00:33:11,635 --> 00:33:16,275 that we are determined to win this bid. 584 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:23,353 I am personally prepared to pay whatever it takes to ensure we do. 585 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,512 Whatever it takes? 586 00:33:28,513 --> 00:33:30,112 Whatever it takes. 587 00:33:31,431 --> 00:33:34,830 I want that site, Terry. 588 00:33:34,831 --> 00:33:39,590 Well, in that case...it would be a shame if you didn't get it. 589 00:33:46,549 --> 00:33:49,867 'The person you are calling is unable to take your call. 590 00:33:49,868 --> 00:33:52,747 'Please leave a message after the tone.' 591 00:33:52,748 --> 00:33:56,426 David, it's Kate. They're all in the boardroom waiting for you. 592 00:33:56,427 --> 00:33:57,507 Now... 593 00:33:58,747 --> 00:34:01,105 ..let's suppose, 594 00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:03,305 hypothetically speaking, 595 00:34:03,306 --> 00:34:06,184 that I write 596 00:34:06,185 --> 00:34:08,185 "100 million" here. 597 00:34:09,225 --> 00:34:10,704 How would that sound? 598 00:34:11,705 --> 00:34:14,543 Well, that sounds like a... 599 00:34:14,544 --> 00:34:18,623 ..winning bid. Hypothetically speaking. 600 00:34:20,263 --> 00:34:22,342 And... 601 00:34:22,343 --> 00:34:24,863 what should I allow for extras? 602 00:34:26,182 --> 00:34:28,181 You know... 603 00:34:29,222 --> 00:34:34,100 ..the, er, additional costs to ensure the deal is done? 604 00:34:34,101 --> 00:34:37,819 Well, I usually advise one percent cash, 605 00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:41,378 which would make it, let me see, erm... 606 00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:42,579 Oh. 607 00:34:43,699 --> 00:34:45,697 A nice round million. 608 00:34:45,698 --> 00:34:47,898 I hate to spend more than I have to on extras. 609 00:34:49,098 --> 00:34:51,537 I was thinking...250. 610 00:34:51,538 --> 00:34:54,097 Oh, look, is that the time? Fine. 611 00:34:55,377 --> 00:34:57,057 500,000. 612 00:34:59,337 --> 00:35:01,816 Oh, I think we can probably work with that. 613 00:35:09,295 --> 00:35:13,253 We specialise in medium-size city-centre commercial properties, 614 00:35:13,254 --> 00:35:19,291 mainly office blocks, but we also have a portfolio of retail units. 615 00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:22,252 Excuse me for just one second. Yes, certainly. 616 00:35:28,331 --> 00:35:30,730 What do you think you're doing here?! 617 00:35:30,731 --> 00:35:34,009 You said I could help! I haven't done anything interesting yet. 618 00:35:34,010 --> 00:35:36,688 We're right in the middle of the con! 619 00:35:36,689 --> 00:35:38,170 Oh no, that's blown it! 620 00:35:39,289 --> 00:35:42,488 That's not the man from Weinstein de Vere, is it? Yes! It is! 621 00:35:42,489 --> 00:35:44,428 And now he knows we're supposed to be there and not here! 622 00:35:44,527 --> 00:35:47,127 - I'm sorry. I'll go warn Uncle Ash. - No! 623 00:35:47,128 --> 00:35:48,408 Don't you dare! You're going straight back 624 00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:50,007 to Eddie's bar and you'll wait there! 625 00:36:01,024 --> 00:36:02,424 - OK, I'll be right back. 626 00:36:04,925 --> 00:36:06,962 - Is everything OK? - There's been a mix-up. 627 00:36:06,963 --> 00:36:08,963 Mr Harper's waiting for me at our offices. 628 00:36:08,964 --> 00:36:12,243 Oh! If I call get him to come back, that's probably the easiest... 629 00:36:12,244 --> 00:36:14,763 No, it's fine. No, I really... I'll take a cab. 630 00:36:16,643 --> 00:36:18,163 Excellent! 631 00:36:19,842 --> 00:36:23,520 (MOBILE RINGS) 632 00:36:23,521 --> 00:36:25,322 Excuse me, I must take this. 633 00:36:27,201 --> 00:36:29,000 Yes? 634 00:36:29,001 --> 00:36:31,039 Well, I am rather busy at the moment. 635 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,840 Not as busy as you'll be in two minutes' time. 636 00:36:32,841 --> 00:36:35,239 Long story but Trip's on his way back to you. 637 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,118 Oh, dear. 638 00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:39,318 Right, well, thanks for that. 639 00:36:39,319 --> 00:36:41,998 - Problem? - No. No, nothing serious. 640 00:36:41,999 --> 00:36:44,877 But I'm afraid we will have to wrap this up shortly. 641 00:36:44,878 --> 00:36:47,398 But before we do, correct me if I'm wrong... 642 00:36:48,877 --> 00:36:51,957 "Ding-dong, that's my song!" Yes? 643 00:36:52,956 --> 00:36:56,155 Yes, that's me. I knew I recognised you! Long time ago. 644 00:36:56,156 --> 00:36:59,555 Yes, it was, but it was a great show, though. Thank you. 645 00:36:59,556 --> 00:37:02,314 Don't think it'll be a problem, do you? 646 00:37:02,315 --> 00:37:06,073 You know, my, er...history with...London City Studios? 647 00:37:06,074 --> 00:37:07,355 History? 648 00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:09,754 What history? 649 00:37:11,193 --> 00:37:12,552 Exactly. 650 00:37:12,553 --> 00:37:15,751 You see, the bottom line is, they don't need to know 651 00:37:15,752 --> 00:37:18,712 who the principal players are behind the winning bid. 652 00:37:19,951 --> 00:37:21,512 Unless you're a Yank! 653 00:37:24,831 --> 00:37:26,710 God forbid! 654 00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:28,030 Please. 655 00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:48,107 A pleasure to do business with you, Mr Harper. 656 00:37:49,706 --> 00:37:51,047 - I'll be in touch soon. - Excellent. 657 00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:53,345 Sorry not to have longer. Busy day, I'm afraid. 658 00:37:53,746 --> 00:37:57,584 - I trust we'll speak again very soon. - You can count on it. 659 00:37:57,585 --> 00:37:59,624 - Mr Harper? - David Trip. 660 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:04,504 Ah, David, just excuse me for two minutes, would you? I need the loo. 661 00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:20,621 How quickly can you get your hands on that half a million? 662 00:38:20,622 --> 00:38:23,380 I'll call the bank. Couple of hours, easy. 663 00:38:23,381 --> 00:38:26,138 Check again! His name's Terry Harper, he's here. 664 00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:28,339 This is Weinstein de Vere and he's visiting... 665 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,920 No! You'll have to leave. I've got to go! 666 00:38:29,999 --> 00:38:31,698 - Get off me! - There's no-one here by that name. 667 00:38:37,098 --> 00:38:41,136 Yeah, I had to cut things short but I don't think he suspected anything. 668 00:38:41,137 --> 00:38:43,776 - 'In fact, I'm certain he's on board.' - OK, OK. Well done. 669 00:38:43,777 --> 00:38:45,557 You meeting us at Eddie's? 670 00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:48,455 No, I'm going back to the hotel to await Ridley's call. 671 00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:50,975 - I'll see you later. - All right, mate, cheers. 672 00:38:50,976 --> 00:38:54,134 - Are you sure it was the same kid? - One hundred percent. 673 00:38:54,135 --> 00:38:56,134 Well, maybe it's just a coincidence. 674 00:38:56,135 --> 00:38:58,373 He was there looking for Terry Harper. 675 00:38:58,374 --> 00:39:01,933 But when I saw the kid at the hotel, he was with Strickland. 676 00:39:01,934 --> 00:39:05,213 - That's more than a coincidence. - Yeah, that is a bit odd. 677 00:39:05,214 --> 00:39:10,132 Plus, he was saying to that security guard that Terry Harper was a visitor. 678 00:39:10,133 --> 00:39:13,051 But he's isn't, he works there. Exactly! 679 00:39:13,052 --> 00:39:16,010 - Boss, what are you saying? - I don't know. 680 00:39:16,011 --> 00:39:20,329 But something definitely is not right. 681 00:39:20,330 --> 00:39:21,051 So where have you been? 682 00:39:21,052 --> 00:39:25,349 - I told you to come straight back here. - I, er...got lost? 683 00:39:26,050 --> 00:39:29,049 Oh, OK. I thought we agreed. You promised me you'd be good. 684 00:39:29,050 --> 00:39:31,808 I wondered why you asked me to count all the way to 200. 685 00:39:31,809 --> 00:39:34,488 Oh! Don't tell me he got you to play hide-and-seek! 686 00:39:34,489 --> 00:39:36,347 - What is it with you? - He's very persuasive. 687 00:39:36,348 --> 00:39:38,247 - It's the eyes. - Yes, definitely the eyes. 688 00:39:38,248 --> 00:39:41,047 Either that or you two are unbelievably gullible. 689 00:39:43,207 --> 00:39:45,046 All right, come on, drink up. 690 00:39:48,846 --> 00:39:50,285 You all right? 691 00:39:51,846 --> 00:39:54,405 - Can I talk to ya? - Yeah, sure. 692 00:39:56,685 --> 00:39:57,883 Alone. 693 00:39:57,884 --> 00:40:01,323 Ridley just saw me at the offices you were at. 694 00:40:01,324 --> 00:40:03,043 What, Weinstein de Vere? 695 00:40:04,244 --> 00:40:07,001 What were you doing there? 696 00:40:07,002 --> 00:40:11,041 I came to warn you about the other man - that he was coming back. 697 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:13,682 And did Ridley recognise you from the hotel? 698 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,960 Don't worry, son, we'll sort it. 699 00:40:29,959 --> 00:40:31,957 I think it went pretty well. 700 00:40:31,958 --> 00:40:34,957 But I don't think we should risk leaving the outcome to chance. 701 00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:36,078 What do you mean? 702 00:40:36,079 --> 00:40:38,397 It's my secret weapon. 703 00:40:38,398 --> 00:40:41,755 I always know who's open to a little financial incentive and who isn't. 704 00:40:41,756 --> 00:40:44,315 Are you suggesting we pay a bribe? 705 00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:47,115 Oh come on, Mr Strickland, we're both grown-up businessmen. 706 00:40:47,116 --> 00:40:49,594 That's the way it sometimes happens. 707 00:40:49,595 --> 00:40:53,673 We are a billion-dollar-a-year business with a reputation to protect. 708 00:40:53,674 --> 00:40:55,674 We can't be seen to be involved. 709 00:40:55,675 --> 00:40:57,913 You wouldn't have to. We'd do it. 710 00:40:57,914 --> 00:40:59,913 And what if Harper squeals? 711 00:40:59,914 --> 00:41:01,273 Well, your name's not on the bid document, 712 00:41:01,372 --> 00:41:03,772 you've got complete deniability. 713 00:41:05,872 --> 00:41:07,992 All right, just do it then. 714 00:41:07,993 --> 00:41:11,550 I think it's only fair that we each put up half the cash. 715 00:41:11,551 --> 00:41:12,711 Why? 716 00:41:12,712 --> 00:41:16,149 Because if anything goes wrong, then we both share the hit. 717 00:41:16,150 --> 00:41:18,189 How much are we talking? 718 00:41:18,190 --> 00:41:21,069 A man like Harper? 500,000 should do it. 719 00:41:21,070 --> 00:41:24,708 And you're suggesting I go and find £250,000 in cash, like that? 720 00:41:24,709 --> 00:41:30,069 You're a billion-dollar-a-year company. That's just loose change. 721 00:41:32,108 --> 00:41:34,067 So what are his options? 722 00:41:34,068 --> 00:41:37,306 Well, he could walk away. But he won't, will he. Not Ridley. 723 00:41:37,307 --> 00:41:39,386 He's asking us to put up half the money, 724 00:41:39,387 --> 00:41:42,745 to look like he's going to go through with the bribe. 725 00:41:42,746 --> 00:41:44,345 But he'll keep it. 726 00:41:44,346 --> 00:41:47,546 Exactly. So how do we get it back? 727 00:41:51,825 --> 00:41:54,583 Ok, So we're 43 short. Any ideas? 728 00:41:54,584 --> 00:41:56,224 Yeah, I can probably magic that up. 729 00:41:56,225 --> 00:41:58,702 How? Ask no questions, I'll tell you no lies. 730 00:41:58,703 --> 00:41:59,784 - Oh, no you don't. - What? 731 00:41:59,882 --> 00:42:01,982 - I know what you're thinking. - No, you don't. 732 00:42:01,983 --> 00:42:05,822 What's she on about? I've no idea. You promised. 733 00:42:09,342 --> 00:42:11,021 ALL: Reg! 734 00:42:24,099 --> 00:42:26,219 All right, all right, I heard you. > 735 00:42:30,858 --> 00:42:32,616 Oh, it's you. 736 00:42:32,617 --> 00:42:36,096 Yeah, well nice to see you too, Reg. 737 00:42:36,097 --> 00:42:37,736 Well, come in then. 738 00:42:44,695 --> 00:42:46,094 Thank you, Reg. 739 00:42:46,095 --> 00:42:47,574 That's 50p. 740 00:42:47,575 --> 00:42:49,093 What? 741 00:42:49,094 --> 00:42:50,734 50p. For the tea. 742 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:52,293 You want cake? I've got cake. 743 00:42:52,294 --> 00:42:55,453 No, no, you're all right, mate. 744 00:42:55,454 --> 00:42:57,693 There you go, 50p. Thank you. 745 00:43:00,973 --> 00:43:04,492 So... How much do you want? 746 00:43:05,772 --> 00:43:07,370 Eighty grand. 747 00:43:07,371 --> 00:43:09,490 REG SCOFFS Eighty grand?! 748 00:43:09,491 --> 00:43:11,450 No, no, no, I can't do eighty grand, I can't. 749 00:43:11,451 --> 00:43:13,769 No? Right, what about 43 then, can you do that? 750 00:43:13,770 --> 00:43:16,049 Yes, I could do 43. 751 00:43:35,287 --> 00:43:36,325 Ten... 752 00:43:36,326 --> 00:43:38,165 twenty... 753 00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:39,606 thirty... 754 00:43:41,445 --> 00:43:43,084 ..forty.. 755 00:43:43,085 --> 00:43:46,043 41, 42, 43. 756 00:43:46,044 --> 00:43:49,523 So, how long d'you want it for? 757 00:43:49,524 --> 00:43:51,683 Oh, a couple of days should do it, Reg. 758 00:43:51,684 --> 00:43:55,203 - It's gonna cost you. - How much? - The usual. 759 00:43:55,204 --> 00:43:58,441 - What, 2% a day? - Plus the other thing. 760 00:43:58,442 --> 00:44:00,721 What other thing's that then, Reg? 761 00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:03,761 Y'know, the other thing, with the girl. 762 00:44:03,762 --> 00:44:05,082 Emma. Is there a problem? 763 00:44:06,361 --> 00:44:09,320 No, it's not a problem, Reg. She loves doing it with you. 764 00:44:09,321 --> 00:44:11,440 Really? 765 00:44:12,521 --> 00:44:13,639 Oh, yeah. 766 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,359 That's good. 767 00:44:30,637 --> 00:44:33,836 I feel like I'm in a spy movie. It's just boring old business. 768 00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:36,755 Maybe for you, but this is not how I do business. 769 00:44:36,756 --> 00:44:39,794 Well, it is now. Mind if I have a look? 770 00:44:39,795 --> 00:44:41,875 - Not if you don't? - Be my guest. 771 00:44:57,072 --> 00:44:58,631 You think this is going to work? 772 00:44:58,632 --> 00:45:01,791 Oh, I'm sure of it. I'll ring you when it's done. 773 00:45:11,110 --> 00:45:12,189 He's on his way. 774 00:45:16,869 --> 00:45:18,589 So how did it go? 775 00:45:20,708 --> 00:45:22,308 Like a dream. 776 00:45:37,945 --> 00:45:40,184 You can't kid a kidder! 777 00:45:40,185 --> 00:45:43,304 Boss. You're a genius. This is sweet! 778 00:45:43,305 --> 00:45:44,904 PHONE RINGS 779 00:45:47,184 --> 00:45:50,062 Hello? Hello, Mr Ridley. It's Sarah on reception here. 780 00:45:50,063 --> 00:45:51,742 Hello, love. 781 00:45:51,743 --> 00:45:55,342 Erm, there are some policeman on their way up to see you. 782 00:45:55,343 --> 00:45:58,061 There's police on their way up here. 783 00:45:58,062 --> 00:46:01,140 - The police!? Why? - Are we in trouble? - Why are the police here? 784 00:46:01,141 --> 00:46:03,419 How would I know?! 785 00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:05,940 PHONE RINGS AGAIN 786 00:46:09,860 --> 00:46:10,898 Hello? 787 00:46:10,899 --> 00:46:14,018 Mr Ridley. It's Sarah on reception again. Oh, hello. 788 00:46:14,019 --> 00:46:16,637 The police are asking if you and your colleague 789 00:46:16,638 --> 00:46:18,537 would come downstairs and talk to them. 790 00:46:18,538 --> 00:46:20,337 They say it won't take long. 791 00:46:20,338 --> 00:46:22,098 Fine. 792 00:46:24,137 --> 00:46:26,456 They want us downstairs now. 793 00:46:26,457 --> 00:46:29,176 Us? Yes, us! 794 00:46:38,575 --> 00:46:41,493 I'm Ridley. Where are they? 795 00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:44,013 Sorry, Mr Ridley, who? The policemen. 796 00:46:44,014 --> 00:46:45,813 Sorry, which policemen? 797 00:46:47,533 --> 00:46:48,732 Where's Sarah? 798 00:46:48,733 --> 00:46:50,571 We don't have a Sarah here. 799 00:46:50,572 --> 00:46:52,732 I've just spoken to her. 800 00:46:55,332 --> 00:46:56,932 What's going on? 801 00:47:14,329 --> 00:47:16,648 Where's the money? 802 00:47:19,008 --> 00:47:20,407 They've nicked it! 803 00:47:21,528 --> 00:47:23,767 Mr Ridley. Can I help? 804 00:47:25,046 --> 00:47:27,566 Damn right you can. I've been robbed. 805 00:47:31,606 --> 00:47:34,005 A receptionist called Sarah rang me 806 00:47:34,006 --> 00:47:37,323 and said that there were police officers coming up to see me. 807 00:47:37,324 --> 00:47:39,363 We don't have anyone called Sarah. 808 00:47:39,364 --> 00:47:40,963 So you said. 809 00:47:40,964 --> 00:47:46,242 Then she rang me again, and asked me to go downstairs to meet them. 810 00:47:46,243 --> 00:47:50,681 I went downstairs and there were no police officers. 811 00:47:50,682 --> 00:47:54,840 We were out of this room for five minutes, 812 00:47:54,841 --> 00:47:59,200 and someone stole cash from that safe. 813 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:04,439 But Mr Ridley, there are absolutely no signs of forced entry. 814 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,598 And as I showed you downstairs, the CCTV footage only shows you 815 00:48:08,599 --> 00:48:11,277 and your colleague entering this room once. 816 00:48:11,278 --> 00:48:14,837 Your camera only shows us going to the room 817 00:48:14,838 --> 00:48:17,677 after we came back from reception. 818 00:48:17,678 --> 00:48:22,236 We were in the room before that as well! 819 00:48:22,237 --> 00:48:27,275 Not according the footage and neither was anyone else. 820 00:48:27,276 --> 00:48:29,875 So, how are you suggesting they got in? 821 00:48:29,876 --> 00:48:32,595 I don't know! Through the door! 822 00:48:33,955 --> 00:48:36,593 Don't tell me he got you to play hide and seek. 823 00:48:36,594 --> 00:48:38,394 - What is it with you lot? - He's very persuasive. 824 00:48:38,493 --> 00:48:41,392 - It's the eyes. - Yes, it's definitely the eyes. 825 00:48:41,393 --> 00:48:45,192 Well, either that or you two are unbelievably gullible. 826 00:48:45,193 --> 00:48:48,432 And did Ridley recognise you from the hotel? 827 00:48:54,151 --> 00:48:56,351 Don't worry, son, we'll sort it. 828 00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:02,948 - So what are his options? - Well, he could walk away. 829 00:49:02,949 --> 00:49:04,630 But he won't, will he. Not Ridley. 830 00:49:04,631 --> 00:49:06,708 He's asking us to put up half the money, 831 00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:10,067 to look like he's going to go through with the bribe. 832 00:49:10,068 --> 00:49:11,667 But he'll keep it. 833 00:49:11,668 --> 00:49:14,708 Exactly. So how do we get it back? 834 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:30,104 Alfie, 835 00:49:30,105 --> 00:49:31,745 you're a bloody genius! 836 00:49:34,425 --> 00:49:37,862 So we know that Ridley's on this floor, yeah? Yeah. 837 00:49:37,863 --> 00:49:38,904 OK. 838 00:49:39,943 --> 00:49:44,421 Excuse me. Could you tell me if suite 532 or 732 are available? 839 00:49:44,422 --> 00:49:46,102 I'd like to upgrade. 840 00:49:50,141 --> 00:49:52,661 Sean, you'll need to access the hotel lift. 841 00:50:04,659 --> 00:50:08,699 Make sure Ridley goes to the fifth floor. 842 00:50:11,657 --> 00:50:13,497 So how did it go? 843 00:50:13,498 --> 00:50:16,897 Like a dream. 844 00:50:18,577 --> 00:50:21,615 We'll need to send Ridley to room 532. 845 00:50:21,616 --> 00:50:23,096 But he'll think it's room 632. 846 00:50:32,294 --> 00:50:35,694 Mickey, make sure you swap Ridley's key card. 847 00:50:39,613 --> 00:50:41,371 You think this is gonna work? 848 00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:42,933 Oh, I'm sure of it. 849 00:50:52,131 --> 00:50:55,689 Hello, Mr Ridley, it's, erm... Sarah on reception here. 850 00:50:55,690 --> 00:50:58,248 There are some policemen on their way up to see you. 851 00:50:58,249 --> 00:51:02,008 The police? Why? Are we in trouble? Why are the police here? 852 00:51:02,009 --> 00:51:03,368 How would I know? 853 00:51:05,528 --> 00:51:07,966 I'm Ridley. Where are they? 854 00:51:07,967 --> 00:51:10,008 Sorry, Mr Ridley, who? The policemen. 855 00:51:23,485 --> 00:51:26,125 - Where's the money? - They've nicked it! 856 00:52:23,675 --> 00:52:27,473 Six, seven, eight, nine. 857 00:52:27,474 --> 00:52:28,994 Bingo. 858 00:52:34,993 --> 00:52:36,712 Come on. OK, go. 859 00:52:38,793 --> 00:52:40,311 Gentlemen! 860 00:52:40,312 --> 00:52:44,950 Raise your glasses. I give you the great British game show. 861 00:52:44,951 --> 00:52:48,671 Ding-dong, that's my song! 862 00:52:52,070 --> 00:52:56,029 We went up in the lift, to the sixth floor and then we walked to the suite. 863 00:52:56,030 --> 00:52:57,748 Then why didn't the CCTV see us? 864 00:52:57,749 --> 00:53:00,508 Maybe they messed with the cameras. 865 00:53:00,509 --> 00:53:02,627 Hey, what if the manager's in on it? 866 00:53:02,628 --> 00:53:05,308 This is doing my head in, boss. Seriously, I give in. 867 00:53:05,408 --> 00:53:06,047 That's easy for you to say. 868 00:53:06,048 --> 00:53:09,746 You haven't lost £250,000 to a bunch of con men! 869 00:53:10,747 --> 00:53:13,626 Ding-dong, that's my song! 870 00:53:14,866 --> 00:53:17,746 Piss off! 871 00:53:21,985 --> 00:53:23,224 You did good, kid. 872 00:53:24,864 --> 00:53:27,663 Actually, you were a complete liability. 873 00:53:27,664 --> 00:53:30,023 But at least it was never boring. 874 00:53:30,024 --> 00:53:31,982 Nah, you're gonna be great, son. 875 00:53:31,983 --> 00:53:36,461 Cheers. I've loved every minute of it. And meeting you, Uncle Ash. 876 00:53:36,462 --> 00:53:37,581 (PHONE RINGS) 877 00:53:37,582 --> 00:53:40,540 Y'know, properly. I'm really going to miss you. 878 00:53:40,541 --> 00:53:42,981 Hello? 879 00:53:43,941 --> 00:53:47,099 Ah... 880 00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:49,739 Yeah, well, me too, kid. 881 00:53:49,740 --> 00:53:52,420 Ash. Phone for you. Beezer. 882 00:53:54,219 --> 00:53:57,937 Well, well, well, if it isn't the bloke that's gonna be picking up 883 00:53:57,938 --> 00:53:59,738 the tab down here for the next year. 884 00:54:00,818 --> 00:54:03,417 Yeah, all right, how's it going? Yeah. 885 00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:11,816 You what? Er, yeah, well, you know, I can only ask 'em. 886 00:54:12,936 --> 00:54:14,016 Yeah, all right, ta-ta. 887 00:54:18,335 --> 00:54:22,413 He says he's stuck in Berlin and wondered if we could 888 00:54:22,414 --> 00:54:24,733 have Alfie for another couple of weeks. 889 00:54:28,493 --> 00:54:32,252 Well, yeah, sure, fine. 890 00:54:33,652 --> 00:54:35,091 No, I'm just kidding! 891 00:54:35,092 --> 00:54:38,011 He's in a cab, he'll be here in five. 892 00:54:39,331 --> 00:54:40,810 Hey, where's Emma? 893 00:54:40,811 --> 00:54:42,810 Oh, she's taking one for the team. 894 00:54:47,009 --> 00:54:49,010 (TANGO MUSIC PLAYS) 895 00:55:31,402 --> 00:55:33,081 I'm gonna miss the kid, you know. 896 00:55:33,082 --> 00:55:35,121 Yeah, me too. 897 00:55:35,122 --> 00:55:39,040 Well, I think one fresh-faced kid on the team is enough. 898 00:55:39,041 --> 00:55:41,639 Aw, thanks, Albert. 899 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,201 So how exactly did he manage to lose you Emma? 900 00:55:43,202 --> 00:55:44,399 We're five grand short. 901 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,758 - Don't change the subject. - No, I'm serious. 902 00:55:46,759 --> 00:55:49,878 I counted this three times and we're two bundles short. 903 00:55:49,879 --> 00:55:51,218 Maybe Ridley mis-counted it. 904 00:55:51,317 --> 00:55:53,717 He did think he was gonna get it all back after all. 905 00:55:53,718 --> 00:55:57,077 No, he wouldn't have taken the risk. 906 00:55:57,078 --> 00:55:58,676 Let's check the case. 907 00:55:58,677 --> 00:56:01,877 - No, nothing there. - Have you got any idea, Ash? 908 00:56:02,177 --> 00:56:05,395 Tell you what. If I can trick you out of some 909 00:56:05,396 --> 00:56:08,314 of the money you make from the con, can I keep it? 910 00:56:08,315 --> 00:56:10,036 Hang on, hang on, let me get this straight. 911 00:56:10,037 --> 00:56:14,235 If you can trick me out of some of the money, I let you keep it? 912 00:56:15,394 --> 00:56:16,593 Deal? 913 00:56:16,594 --> 00:56:18,913 Yeah, all right, deal. 914 00:56:18,914 --> 00:56:20,353 I'm really gonna miss you. 915 00:56:23,353 --> 00:56:24,833 Yeah, me too, kid. 916 00:56:40,110 --> 00:56:41,949 Nah. 917 00:56:41,950 --> 00:56:44,030 No, it's a mystery to me. 918 00:56:47,228 --> 00:56:48,988 This guy isn't just another mark. 919 00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:52,667 Everything we've done, has been leading us to this point. 920 00:56:52,668 --> 00:56:55,466 One big mark, then we can all walk away on top. 921 00:56:55,467 --> 00:56:58,626 You take my ten million, you double it. 922 00:56:58,627 --> 00:57:00,145 One last job and we're finished? 923 00:57:00,146 --> 00:57:01,347 This walking-away money? 924 00:57:01,348 --> 00:57:04,145 I've always thought it was a good idea to quit while you're ahead. 925 00:57:04,146 --> 00:57:05,385 You said what? 926 00:57:05,386 --> 00:57:06,824 I know what I'm doing. 927 00:57:06,825 --> 00:57:09,304 I'll kill him. We have a job. 928 00:57:09,305 --> 00:57:11,184 They've just gone into the hotel. 929 00:57:11,185 --> 00:57:13,145 Get out. Go! Go, go, move! 930 00:57:19,543 --> 00:57:23,103 Most of you must have thought that one day it would end like this.