1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:27,897 ♪ I LIVE 2 COUNTIES FROM THE HOMETOWN ♪ 4 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:31,770 ♪ THE REUNION, AND EVERYBODY'S COMING NOW ♪ 5 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:34,338 ♪ AIN'T SEEN MY BROTHERS OR MY COUSINS ♪ 6 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:37,037 ♪ THE NEIGHBORHOOD IN ABOUT 2 YEARS ♪ 7 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,822 ♪ I GOT AN UNCLE OUT IN CALI ♪ 8 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:42,694 ♪ FAVORITE AUNTIE IN NEW YORK CITY ♪ 9 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:45,654 ♪ THEY'RE FLYING IN WITH THEIR FAMILIES ♪ 10 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:48,178 ♪ GOT MY NEPHEWS AND MY NIECES ALL THERE ♪ 11 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:51,312 ♪ EVERYBODY JUST SMILING AND LAUGHING ♪ 12 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:53,966 ♪ REMINISCING ABOUT WHEN THEY WERE CHILDREN ♪ 13 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:57,144 ♪ BOY, IT FEELS GOOD TO SEE EVERYBODY ♪ 14 00:00:57,187 --> 00:01:00,408 ♪ EATING AND DRINKING AT A BACKYARD PARTY ♪ 15 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:01,800 ♪ OH, MY 16 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:04,107 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 17 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:06,414 Boy: YO, TODD, WHERE THE FLOODS AT? 18 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:11,201 YEAH, TODD, IS THE FLOOD COMING THIS WAY? 19 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:12,768 [BELL RINGS] 20 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:15,901 Woman: BLING AND WHEEZER, QUIT HORSING AROUND. 21 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:16,989 GET TO CLASS. 22 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,209 DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. THEY'RE STUPID. 23 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:20,167 YEAH, I KNOW. 24 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,385 DON'T WORRY. I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE 25 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:24,301 FOR YOU, TODD ANDERSEN. DOO-DOO HEAD. 26 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:25,520 THANKS, BECKY. 27 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:26,912 ♪ SOUL FOOD, OOH, THE SMOTHERED CHICKEN ♪ 28 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:30,046 ♪ NOW I SWEAR, Y'ALL, IT'S THE BEST I EVER TASTED ♪ 29 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,614 ♪ MY MAMA GOT ME SO EMBARRASSED ♪ 30 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:35,138 ♪ SHOWING BABY PICTURES OF ME NAKED ♪ 31 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:38,489 ♪ ME AND MY COUSIN, OOH, WE USED TO KICK IT ♪ 32 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:41,536 ♪ CAUGHT SMOKING, AND DID WE GET A WHIPPING ♪ 33 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:44,234 ♪ WE WERE LUCKY MAMA DIDN'T CATCH US ♪ 34 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:47,411 ♪ IF SHE DID, WE'D HAVE BEEN WHIPPED HARDER ♪ 35 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:50,066 ♪ EVERYBODY JUST SMILING AND LAUGHING ♪ 36 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,417 ♪ REMINISCING ABOUT WHEN THEY WERE CHILDREN ♪ 37 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:55,637 ♪ BOY, IT WAS GOOD TO SEE EVERYBODY ♪ 38 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,683 ♪ EATING AND DRINKING AT A BACKYARD PARTY ♪ 39 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:01,643 ♪ OH, MY 40 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,732 ♪ MY WHOLE FAMILY'S HERE 41 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:06,778 ♪ LOVE'S IN THE AIR 42 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:10,826 ♪ AND IT FEELS JUST LIKE HOME ♪ 43 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:14,525 ♪ YEAH, OH, MY FAMILY'S HERE ♪ 44 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:17,833 ♪ FROM EVERYWHERE, FROM ALL AROUND, YEAH ♪ 45 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:20,314 ♪ OH, MY FAMILY'S HERE 46 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,446 ♪ REUNION 47 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,274 ♪ IT'S THE ONES YOU MISS 48 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,710 ♪ THE OLD FRIENDS, TOO 49 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:28,496 ♪ OUR HEARTS ARE TIED, SOME BARBECUE ♪ 50 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:31,368 ♪ THE ATMOSPHERE THAT OPENS YOU ♪ 51 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:34,110 ♪ IT'S LIKE FINDING YOUR FIRST LOVE ♪ 52 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,591 Man: TODD, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE 53 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,941 ALL OF THE EXPERTS PICKING YOU 54 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,247 TO GO FIRST IN THE DRAFT? 55 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:42,074 BROKE, FROM BRIBING ALL THOSE EXPERTS. 56 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:43,424 NO, NO, I'M JUST PLAYING. 57 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,208 NO, SERIOUSLY, I'M HONORED 58 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,515 THAT PEOPLE LOVE MY GAME THAT MUCH. 59 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:49,125 BUT THERE WILL BE A LOT OF GOOD PLAYERS 60 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,170 IN THE DRAFT TOMORROW, 61 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,388 AND THE FIRST PICK COULD BE ANYBODY. 62 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:52,737 NOW, TODD, YOU WERE RAISED 63 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:54,217 IN THE GHETTO, THE HOOD, 64 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:56,828 DRAGGED UP IN THE STREETS 65 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:59,744 AFTER YOUR FATHER ABANDONED YOU AND YOUR MOTHER. 66 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,138 MY DAD NEVER LEFT. HE'S RIGHT HERE. 67 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,705 THIS IS MY DAD. 68 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:06,229 NO GOVERNMENT CHEESE? 69 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,404 NO WELFARE? 70 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:08,275 NO. 71 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:09,493 MY PARENTS WORKED VERY HARD 72 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,191 TO PAY THE BILLS AND KEEP CLOTHES ON MY BACK. 73 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:12,975 SO, MR. AND MRS. ANDERSEN, 74 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:14,716 ONCE TODD IS SELECTED IN THE DRAFT, 75 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:16,196 HE STANDS TO MAKE MILLIONS. 76 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:18,459 DO YOU THINK THINGS WILL CHANGE FOR YOUR FAMILY? 77 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:21,549 WE'RE A DOWN-HOME KIND OF PEOPLE. 78 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:23,246 WE RAISED TODD TO KNOW 79 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,421 THAT FAMILY VALUES 80 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:26,380 ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY. 81 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:27,381 WHAT ABOUT ALCOHOLISM, 82 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:31,167 DRUG ABUSE, THE SMOKE, THE DRINK? 83 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,604 DOMESTIC VIOLENCE? 84 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:34,910 NO? 85 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:36,999 ANYTHING? 86 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,261 TOMORROW WILL PROBABLY BE 87 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:39,523 A HISTORICAL DAY FOR YOUR FAMILY. 88 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:40,785 HOW DO YOU PLAN ON CELEBRATING? 89 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:43,745 WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE IT THE WAY THE ANDERSENS 90 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:46,095 HAVE ALWAYS CELEBRATED FOR GENERATIONS. 91 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:47,618 WE'RE HAVING A FAMILY... 92 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:49,838 COOKOUT! COOKOUT! COOKOUT! 93 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:51,622 WELL, THAT'S ALL OUR TIME FOR NOW. 94 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,668 TODD, MR. AND MRS. ANDERSEN, THANK YOU. 95 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:55,844 AND GOOD LUCK TOMORROW IN THE DRAFT. 96 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:59,369 FOR SPORTS TIME, I'M A.C. CHARLES. 97 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:01,241 AND I'M PEARCE GABRIEL. 98 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,416 GOOD NIGHT. 99 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,156 WHAT WAS THAT? WHO THE... 100 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,855 YOU CAN STOP ALL THAT SMILING. 101 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,335 THE CAMERA'S OFF. 102 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,293 THE CAMERA LOVES ME, WOMAN. 103 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:13,209 I OUGHT TO HAVE MY OWN TV SHOW. 104 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,254 HOW WAS I? 105 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,995 I DIDN'T COME OFF TOO STIFF, DID I? 106 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:18,475 SANFORD AND JOJO. 107 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:19,911 JOJO AND THE SEX. 108 00:04:19,954 --> 00:04:21,303 NO, BABY, YOU WERE FINE. 109 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,219 YOU GO ON UP AND GET SOME SLEEP. 110 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,308 YOU GOT A BIG DAY TOMORROW. 111 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,615 EVERYBODY LOVES JOJO. 112 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,312 I GOT IT! AH! 113 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:31,749 WHO WANTS TO MARRY JOJO? 114 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:35,318 I GOT A PERFECT SHOW FOR YOU, JOJO. 115 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,667 HUH? 116 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:39,191 JACKASS. 117 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:41,063 I DO NOT CARE WHAT IT TAKES. 118 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:42,847 THERE IS NO WAY HE'S GOING TO NEW JERSEY. 119 00:04:42,891 --> 00:04:45,154 YO, DUDE, I KNOW I DON'T HAVE THE NUMBER-ONE PICK, 120 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,764 AND THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 121 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:48,375 I WANT HIM TAKING US TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP, 122 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:51,116 AND HE CAN'T DO THAT ANYWHERE ELSE. IS THAT CLEAR? 123 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,294 TODD ANDERSEN IS COMING TO DALLAS. ARE WE STRAIGHT? 124 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:55,773 GET HIS ASS HERE. 125 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:57,688 Marv Albert: WE ARE IN NEW YORK CITY, 126 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,342 THE MECCA OF PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL, 127 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,039 WHERE LEGENDS HAVE BEEN MADE. 128 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,390 LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, 129 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:07,176 IT'S THE 38th ANNUAL PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL DRAFT, 130 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:10,527 WHERE THE NEXT CROP OF YOUNG SUPERSTARS, 131 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:15,053 LED BY 3-TIME ALL-AMERICAN TODD ANDERSEN OUT OF RUTGERS, 132 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:19,014 WILL TAKE THAT NEXT STEP INTO THE PROFESSIONAL RANKS. 133 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:22,496 HI, EVERYBODY. I'M MARV ALBERT HERE ON THE FLOOR 134 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:24,149 WITH A COUPLE OF THE GAME'S BEST-- 135 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:26,326 ELTON BRAND AND BARON DAVIS. 136 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:28,545 NOW, ELTON, IS THIS KID TODD ANDERSEN 137 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:29,546 AS GOOD AS THE HYPE, 138 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:31,331 AND CAN HE TURN AROUND A FRANCHISE? 139 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:33,071 WELL, MARV, IF NEW JERSEY SELECTS 140 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,160 TODD ANDERSEN WITH THE NUMBER-ONE PICK, 141 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:36,858 THEY'LL BE GETTING A KID WITH TONS OF POTENTIAL. 142 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:39,164 GUYS THAT ARE IN THE PROS LIKE MYSELF, BARON DAVIS, 143 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,341 WE'RE EXCITED TO SEE WHAT THIS KID HAS 144 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:43,038 AND REALLY WANT TO TAKE IT TO HIM. 145 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,996 A CANDID STATEMENT FROM ONE OF THE GAME'S BEST. 146 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:48,783 NOW, BARON, DOES NEW JERSEY KEEP THAT NUMBER-ONE PICK 147 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:49,914 AND TAKE TODD ANDERSEN? 148 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,176 THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF RUMORS CIRCULATING 149 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,091 THAT MARK CUBAN WANTS TO MOVE UP 150 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:55,485 AND TAKE TODD ANDERSEN WITH THE NUMBER-ONE PICK. 151 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:58,445 AND WE ALL KNOW THAT WHEN MARK CUBAN WANTS SOMETHING, 152 00:05:58,488 --> 00:05:59,620 HE USUALLY GETS IT. 153 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:01,404 SO I'M PRETTY EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 154 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:02,666 YES, IT IS ALWAYS INTERESTING 155 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:06,801 TO SEE IF CUBAN'S WHATEVER-IT-TAKES ATTITUDE 156 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:07,541 PAYS OFF. 157 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:09,064 WE'RE JUST MOMENTS AWAY 158 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:12,981 FOR THE DOORS TO SWING OPEN FOR THE LEAGUE'S FUTURE STARS. 159 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,417 NEW JERSEY IS ON THE CLOCK. 160 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:19,335 WE'LL BE BACK WITH THAT FIRST PICK AFTER THESE WORDS. 161 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,777 I GOT TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN. 162 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:29,606 WILL YOU PLEASE JUST RELAX? NOW COME ON. 163 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,434 YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ALL RIGHT? 164 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:34,568 TODD, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS HERE TODAY, 165 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:35,786 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 166 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,745 YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE NUMBER ONE 167 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:40,051 IN ME AND YOUR DADDY'S EYES. YOU HEAR ME? 168 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:41,749 THAT'S RIGHT. 169 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:42,576 WHOO! 170 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:43,794 SORRY I'M LATE. 171 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:44,926 I HAD TO PUT ON MY FACE 172 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:46,449 IN CASE THERE'S ANY CAMERAS OR ANYTHING. 173 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:49,452 BABY, DO YOU LIKE MY SHOES? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THEM? 174 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,367 I THINK THAT I NEEDED A REALLY NICE PAIR OF HEELS, 175 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,805 AND THESE GOT THE LITTLE STILETTO THING GOING ON. CUTE? 176 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:56,285 MOM...DAD... 177 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:57,591 MEET BRITTANY. 178 00:06:57,634 --> 00:07:00,289 MOM? DAD? OH, IT IS SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 179 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:01,682 I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU GUYS. 180 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:05,250 OH! I LOVE YOUR SCARF. WHO IS THIS BY? 181 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:07,035 UH, UH, HONEY... 182 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:09,298 LISTEN, THIS IS VERY ODD, HONEY, 183 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:12,823 BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 184 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,738 OH. WELL... 185 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,087 THERE WILL BE SO MUCH TIME 186 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,698 FOR US TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 187 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,569 YOU SHOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOUR SON. 188 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:20,875 HE IS AMAZING. 189 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:26,228 HE IS GOING TO BE A BIG, RICH BASKETBALL PLAYER. 190 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:27,447 MWAH! 191 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:28,752 VERY RICH. COME ON, HONEY. I HAVE SOME PEOPLE 192 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:32,277 I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO, OK? EXCUSE US? 193 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:36,151 JOJO? JOJO, WHO IS SHE? WHERE DID SHE COME FROM? 194 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:38,545 WHERE'D SHE COME FROM? WHERE'D SHE COME FROM? 195 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:41,330 SHE'S SKANKISH. SHE'S SKANKISH! WHERE DID SHE COME FROM? 196 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:44,768 WHERE DID HE MEET HER? OH, LORD. OH, LORD. 197 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,641 [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING] 198 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,513 OK, OK. PUT THE BOOK DOWN. PUT THE BOOK DOWN. 199 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,167 HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. 200 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:54,561 UH, PLEASE BE SEATED. 201 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:55,866 UH... 202 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:58,521 WELCOME TO THE NATIONAL PLAYERS DRAFT. 203 00:07:58,565 --> 00:08:02,569 WE'RE HAPPY TO WELCOME OUR POTENTIAL DRAFT PICKS 204 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:03,787 AND THEIR FAMILIES. 205 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:07,008 MAMA, GET IN HERE! THIS IS EXCITING! 206 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:08,139 SHOOT! 207 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:10,359 YOU THINK COUSIN TODD WILL INTRODUCE ME 208 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:11,839 TO ONE OF HIS BALLER FRIENDS? 209 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:13,928 I NEED HELP WITH ALL THESE DAGGONE BILLS 210 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:16,408 EVER SINCE LEON VIOLATED HIS PAROLE. 211 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:18,672 MY KIDS AIN'T HAD NO FATHER FIGURE. 212 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:20,151 HOW YOU-ALL KIDS FEEL 213 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:22,066 ABOUT CALLING VINCE CARTER DAD? 214 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,415 [KIDS CHEERING] 215 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:28,116 LET'S BEGIN WITH THE FIRST PICK OF THE 2004 DRAFT. 216 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:32,033 NEW JERSEY PICKS TODD ANDERSEN 217 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:34,731 FROM RUTGERS UNIVERSITY. 218 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:37,691 YES, BABY! GO AHEAD, CUZ! 219 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,039 NUMBER ONE, BOY! 220 00:08:39,082 --> 00:08:41,738 THAT'S MY BOY! OH, YEAH! 221 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,653 COME ON UP HERE, TODD. 222 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:44,567 AAH! 223 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:45,916 ALL RIGHT. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 224 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,614 COME ON. COME ON. SIT DOWN. 225 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,267 NUMBER ONE! 226 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,486 I TOLD YOU. 227 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,270 THAT BOY'S GONNA BE THE NEXT MICHAEL JORDAN! 228 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:53,141 CONGRATULATIONS. 229 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,708 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, SIR. 230 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,797 GOT A FEW THINGS FOR YOU HERE. 231 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,886 TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE. 232 00:08:58,929 --> 00:08:59,887 WHOO! 233 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:02,237 HA HA HA HA. 234 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,545 CONGRATULATIONS. HA HA HA. 235 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:08,591 AW, MY MAN MADE IT, MAN. 236 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:11,420 MAN, COUSIN TODD GOT DRAFTED. 237 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:13,074 DRAFTED? 238 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:14,205 DAMN THIS WAR! 239 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:17,252 DOG, HE WAS GONNA BE THE NEXT DR. J, MAN. 240 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,558 HUH? 241 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:21,386 COUSIN TODD. WHY HIM? 242 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:24,607 YOU'RE STUPID, MAN. 243 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,740 SO ANYWAY, A SISTER COMES IN THE ROOM, RIGHT? 244 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:29,917 SO I'M LOOKING AT THE ASS LIKE, OOH, I GOT 2. 245 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,267 THIS IS, LIKE, A MANAGEOR SOMETHING 246 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,616 ABOUT TO JUMP OFF HERE. 247 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,749 YOU KNOW BLING. I'M ABOUT TO GET IT POPPING. SO-- 248 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:36,706 HEY, YO, BLING! 249 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,056 BLING, ISN'T THAT YOUR BOY TODD? 250 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,755 DIDN'T HE TAKE YOUR SPOT WHEN YOU HAD WHOOPING COUGH? 251 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,931 I DIDN'T SAY WHOOPING COUGH, MAN. 252 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:46,107 I SAID I WHOOPED HIS ASS, AND HE STOLE MY GLORY. 253 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,631 YO, HIS POCKETS IS ABOUT TO BE 254 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,111 REALLY SWOLLEN RIGHT NOW. 255 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:51,721 HE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO BUY A HOUSE. 256 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:54,463 HE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO BUY SOME NEW TIMBS. 257 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:55,769 HE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO BUY A TIMEX. 258 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:58,641 HE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO BUY AN 8-TRACK LIKE MINE. 259 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:03,037 HE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO BUY A THOUSAND-PACK OF NOW-LATERS. 260 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,561 YO, LISTEN, LISTEN. I GOT AN IDEA. 261 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,867 I HEARD THAT A PAIR 262 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,172 OF LEBRON JAMES SNEAKERS 263 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,652 WENT FOR 3 G's ON EBAY. 264 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:10,784 ALLS WE GOT TO DO 265 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,437 IS GET A PAIR OF SNEAKERS TO TODD-- 266 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:13,830 FORGET THAT. WE'RE GONNA TAKE 267 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,353 A BUNCH OF SNEAKERS TO TODD, 268 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:17,051 GET HIM TO SIGN THEM, 269 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:19,967 THEN WE'RE GONNA PUT IT ON EBAY, 270 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,011 GET PHAT MONEY. 271 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,057 YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING NOW? 272 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,799 YEAH. YOU THINK HE'LL DO IT? 273 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,975 DO I THINK HE'LL DO IT? 274 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,063 HE BETTER DO IT, 275 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,892 UNLESS HE WANTS THIS GAT IN HIS MOUTH. 276 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:35,243 YOU SAID... YOU SAID GAT OR GUT? 277 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,723 HA HA HA HA. 278 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:37,985 [WHEEZING] 279 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:38,986 COME ON, MAN. 280 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,814 I LET MY MOMS HOLD IT TODAY, MAN. 281 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,032 LET'S GO. 282 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:44,339 THAT BOY'S GONNA BE THE NEXT MICHAEL JORDAN. 283 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,993 THAT'S RIGHT, POP. 284 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,385 THAT'S IT! 285 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:48,822 [TURNS OFF TELEVISION] 286 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:51,346 IF YOU HAD SPENT A LITTLE MORE TIME 287 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,391 WORKING WITH YOUR SON ON HIS JUMP SHOT, 288 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:56,830 MAYBE HE COULD HAVE BEEN THE NEXT MICHAEL JORDAN. 289 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,701 MA, COME ON. RELAX, MA. 290 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,617 I JUST WANT TO BE A DOCTOR. 291 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,097 A DOCTOR? 292 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:06,013 BOY, DOCTORS DON'T MAKE NO MONEY 293 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:09,538 UNLESS THEY'RE ON E.R. 294 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,714 OK, SUPER. 295 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,411 TODD, I CAN GET YOU $5 MILLION 296 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,109 IF YOU TATTOO A PEACOCK LOGO 297 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,720 TO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. 298 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:18,590 DAMN. 299 00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,070 I'M NOT TATTOOING NO PEACOCK 300 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,593 ON THE BACK OF MY HEAD, MAN. 301 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,334 RIGHT, RIGHT. THAT'S A BAD IDEA. 302 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,727 NONETHELESS, WITH THE TEAM CONTRACT 303 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,250 AND OTHER POTENTIAL FUTURE ENDORSEMENTS, 304 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:29,863 YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE 40 TO $50 MILLION NEIGHBORHOOD. 305 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,342 IS THAT GROSS OR NET? 306 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:32,735 WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? 307 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,041 HAVE WE MET? IS SHE WITH US? 308 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,739 ANYWAY, YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO HAVE MORE THINGS 309 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,610 THAN YOU HAVE EVER DREAMED OF! 310 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,613 HA HA HA! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE 311 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:42,876 TO GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNITY, 312 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,704 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO HELP YOUR PARENTS, 313 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,054 JUST LIKE WE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT. 314 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,751 I LOVE THIS KID! 315 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:49,839 MR... 316 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:50,884 REILLY. 317 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,015 YES. EXCUSE ME. 318 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,669 IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH TODD 319 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,540 IS GETTING THIS $30 MILLION CONTRACT, 320 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:58,108 HE WON'T FORGET ABOUT HIS FAMILY VALUES. 321 00:11:58,152 --> 00:11:59,196 THAT RIGHT? 322 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,111 DON'T GO CHANGING ON US, BABY. 323 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,592 I WANT YOU TO BE SMART WITH YOUR MONEY. 324 00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:07,117 COME HERE. YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE. 325 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,904 YEAH, MAMA CAN GET RID OF ANY BLEMISH. 326 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,122 LOOK, DON'T WORRY, MA. 327 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:16,518 ALL I WANT TO DO IS TAKE CARE OF THE FAMILY. 328 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,955 I WON'T CHANGE. 329 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,526 HEY, JAMAL, WHAT UP, BABY? 330 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,746 OH, SH... 331 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,922 AW, MAN. 332 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,575 CHOKE! 333 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,447 HA HA HA! 334 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,883 BABY T GOT HIS FIRST RIDE. 335 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,450 YOU ONLY GOT DRAFTED 2 DAYS AGO, 336 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,757 AND YOU RAN OUT AND BOUGHT THAT? 337 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,019 COME ON. 338 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,195 WITH A DVD PLAYER AND A VIDEO GAME? 339 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,197 MAN, GET IN THE CAR, MAN. 340 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,807 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? 341 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,113 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, MAN. 342 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,723 MY COUSIN'S FIRST RIDE, MAN. 343 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,942 WHAT'S UP, BOY? 344 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,292 YO, WHAT'S UP, CUZ? 345 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,866 SO I'M TELLING TODD, I'M, LIKE, LISTEN. 346 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,563 YOU SEE THIS HERE? THIS IS NO GOOD. 347 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:02,956 THIS WILL NEVER WORK. SEE THIS... 348 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,001 THIS IS NO GOOD FOR THE SHOT, NO GOOD FOR THE SHOT. 349 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,307 WHAT YOU GOT TO DO IS, 350 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,612 YOU GOT TO HAVE THEM LIKE THIS. 351 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:08,962 YOU GOT TO SPREAD YOUR FINGERS 352 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,354 SO YOU GET THAT GOOD ROTATION ON THE BALL. 353 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,487 I TAUGHT HIM ALL THAT RIGHT HERE ON THIS COURT, 354 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,793 AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT HIM. 355 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,056 AH, STOP GAMING. YOU KNOW TODD ANDERSEN? 356 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,449 WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M SITTING HERE TELLING YOU? 357 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:19,842 I TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS 358 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,278 RIGHT HERE ON THIS COURT. 359 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,193 TODD LEARNED FROM ME-- BLING, BABY. 360 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,413 YO, WHEEZE, TELL THEM HOW ME AND TODD GO BACK 361 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:26,849 LIKE CORNROWS, MAN. 362 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,111 SO, WHAT'S NEXT, CUZ? 363 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,765 YOU GONNA GET A CRIB IN MOUNT CLAIRE? 364 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,114 NAH, I AIN'T TRYING TO DO THAT. 365 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,986 I'M TRYING TO STAY HERE WITH MY PEOPLES. 366 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:33,856 THIS IS WHERE I BELONG. 367 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,206 THIS IS WHERE THEY WANT ME. 368 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,864 YO, WE GOT NEXT. 369 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,213 TODD ANDERSEN. 370 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,519 WHAT'S A RICH BOY LIKE YOU DOING AROUND HERE, MAN, 371 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:45,825 TRYING TO PLAY BALL WITH HIS HOOD BROTHERS, MAN? 372 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:46,869 COME ON. WHATEVER, MAN. IT AIN'T EVEN LIKE THAT. 373 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,871 I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY BALL WITH MY HOMEYS. 374 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:49,959 WE ALREADY GOT A TEAM, BABY. 375 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,874 SOME REAL STREET BALLERS, BABY. 376 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,441 NAH, NAH. LET HIM PLAY. LET HIM PLAY. 377 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,356 HE THINKS HE'S THE MAN, TRYING TO COME OUT HERE AND SHOW OFF. 378 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,705 NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. 379 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,359 YO, CHILL. WHY Y'ALL TRIPPING, MAN? 380 00:13:58,402 --> 00:13:59,839 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO PLAY BALL. 381 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,362 Y'ALL KNOW ME. I'VE BEEN PLAYING BALL HERE MY WHOLE LIFE. 382 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,059 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TRIPPING, RIGHT? 383 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:06,236 YO, "D" UP, MAN. $30 MILLION MAN. 384 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,629 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 385 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:11,894 LET'S DO IT, BABY. WHATEVER. YO, GET OVER THERE, MAN. 386 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,331 LOOK. HEY. 387 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:16,725 I NEED THE SNEAKS. 388 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,727 YO. GIVE ME YOUR SNEAKERS. 389 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,555 I AIN'T GIVING YOU JACK. 390 00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:21,730 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 391 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,210 GIVE ME YOUR SNEAKERS RIGHT NOW. 392 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,038 AND THAT GOES FOR ALL Y'ALL. 393 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,387 RUN YOUR SNEAKS RIGHT NOW. 394 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,692 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 395 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,651 MY PLAN'S ABOUT TO TAKE EFFECT. 396 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,131 GET THESE SNEAKERS. GET THAT. 397 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,308 YOU GOT IT? YOU GOT IT? YOU GOT THAT, WHEEZE? 398 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,875 ALL RIGHT, REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU NOW. 399 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:39,269 SPREAD YOUR FINGERS. YOU COULD BE SOMETHING. 400 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:42,098 GIVE IT TO THEM. LET'S GO, BOYS. 401 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,763 I'M TAKING YOUR BET! 402 00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:00,073 GIVE IT TO HIM. GIVE IT TO HIM. 403 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,651 HERE, BOY. 404 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,958 I KNOW YOU GOT ME. I KNOW YOU GOT ME. 405 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,265 WE'LL TAKE THAT. YOUR MONEY'S GOOD. 406 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:21,137 LET'S GO. LET'S GO, BOYS. 407 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,498 [CHEERING] 408 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,499 WHAT'S GOOD? 409 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:36,979 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 410 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,286 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 411 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,983 PLAY SOME "D." 412 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,854 I KNOW YOU GOT ME. 413 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,900 I'M TALKING. 414 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,994 YO! HOLD UP! 415 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,562 YO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 416 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,913 YOU CAN'T FOUL ME LIKE THAT! 417 00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,047 WHAT, BABY? WHAT? 418 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:01,961 WHAT? 419 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,876 [ALL SHOUTING] 420 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:07,967 KEEP WALKING! 421 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,359 WE'RE THE REAL WARRIORS! 422 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,274 YOU GO PLAY BALL WITH THOSE PIMPIN' PUNKS! 423 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,450 AND LEAVE YOUR GHETTO PASS ON THE WAY OUT! 424 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,149 I SWEAR. I NEVER BEEN NO SUCKER, MAN. 425 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,368 SO WHAT, MAN? LET'S GO. 426 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,806 YO, TODD ANDERSEN. MY MAIN MAN. 427 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:25,854 HOLLER AT YOUR BOY. IT'S BLING, BABY. 428 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:29,858 WAIT. DID HE JUST HIT ME WITH THE HEAD NOD? 429 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:30,990 YEAH. 430 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,513 HE DIDN'T JUST HIT ME WITH THE HEAD NOD? 431 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,993 HE STRAIGHT DISSED YOU. 432 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:34,863 I TOLD Y'ALL 433 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,343 HE DIDN'T KNOW TODD ANDERSEN. 434 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,084 CAN WE HAVE OUR SNEAKERS BACK? 435 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:42,523 THEY'RE MY SNEAKERS NOW. GET THE SNEAKERS, WHEEZE. 436 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:45,787 YEAH. THE SNEAKERS. 437 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,537 [GROANS] 438 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,720 GOOD EVENING, MADAM. 439 00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:08,069 A SPOT OF TEA? 440 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,377 JOJO! 441 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,378 JOJO! 442 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:13,944 WHAT'S WRONG, BABY? 443 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:16,078 JOJO, WHAT'S THIS WHITE MAN DOING IN MY HOUSE? 444 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:19,212 JEEVES? HEY, HE'S A GIFT FROM TODD. 445 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,476 AND THAT'S NOT ALL. COME SEE. 446 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,913 WHAT THE HELL? 447 00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:26,784 AND HE GOT US A LARGE-SCREEN TV 448 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,918 WITH SURROUND SOUND AND A PICTURE IN A PICTURE. 449 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:32,486 HEY, I CAN WATCH SANFORD AND SON 450 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,315 AND TODD PLAY BALL AT THE SAME TIME. 451 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,099 WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 452 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,101 NECK BONES AND COLLARD GREENS, 453 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,537 PER MR. ANDERSEN'S REQUEST. 454 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,105 MAY I BE OF SERVICE TO YOU, MADAM? 455 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:46,413 MADAM? YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 456 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,589 MY NAME IS EMMA, 457 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,113 LADY EM, OR MRS. ANDERSEN, OK? 458 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,854 YOU JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY. 459 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,291 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, STAY OUT OF MY KITCHEN! 460 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,553 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT 461 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,686 NO NECK BONES AND COLLARD GREENS. 462 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:01,341 AS YOU WISH, MADAM LADY EM. 463 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,603 GOD, THIS IS INSANE. 464 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,345 AND WHY IS IT SO COLD IN HERE? 465 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:08,957 HEY, OUR BRAND-NEW INDUSTRIAL AIR CONDITIONER. 466 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,481 HEY, EMMA, WE DON'T HAVE TO EVER STICK 467 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,441 TO THE PLASTIC ON THE FURNITURE AGAIN. 468 00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:16,269 MR. JOJO, SIR. 469 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,400 WHOA! 470 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:20,403 NECK BONES AND COLLARD GREENS ARE SERVED. 471 00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,144 THANK YOU, JEEVES. 472 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,059 JUST FIND ME SOME HOT SAUCE, 473 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,148 AND I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A SECOND. 474 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,150 TABASCO OR RED ROOSTER, SIR? 475 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,066 WELL, HOW ABOUT A PINCH OF EACH? 476 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,154 YES, SIR. 477 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:36,637 WELL...HA HA HA! A PINCH OF EACH. 478 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,119 [BRITTANY SHRIEKS] 479 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,251 THESE ARE MY FLOWERS. THESE ARE MINE. 480 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,688 THESE ARE MY FLOWERS. THEY'RE MY FLOWERS. 481 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,212 THIS IS MY HOUSE! MY HOUSE! 482 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,952 THIS IS GREAT. I'LL TAKE IT. 483 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,999 I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE IT. 484 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,131 THIS IS SO EXCITING! 485 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,654 YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS HOUSE. 486 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:56,483 THEY'RE GONNA BE SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE FINALLY MOVING OUT. 487 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,572 MWAH! WHOO! 488 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:01,662 YES! WHOO! 489 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:06,406 YEAH. I'M SURE MY MOM'S GONNA BE ECSTATIC 490 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,625 ABOUT ME MOVING OUT. 491 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,062 [SIGHS] 492 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,674 [DOORBELL RINGS] 493 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,635 HA! THERE'S MY BOY! 494 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:19,984 UP! AAH! 495 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,334 DAMN, YOU GOT BIG. 496 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:24,032 HEY, LOOK, THANKS FOR THE JACOB, BIG PIMPIN'. 497 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,381 NO PROBLEM, DAD. 498 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,209 AND HOW ARE YOU, LOVE? 499 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:30,081 OH, I'M FINE. HOW ARE YOU? 500 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,170 MWAH! MWAH! 501 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,651 DID TODD TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOUSE? 502 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,566 WHAT HOUSE? 503 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,352 OH. WELL, TODD GOT, UM... 504 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,441 US A HOUSE. 505 00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,356 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 506 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:46,054 JOJO, THIS IS GOING TOO FAST. 507 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,360 NO, NO, NO. NOW, JOJO. 508 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,057 IT'S GOING TOO FAST FOR ME. 509 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,320 THIS IS ALL GOING TOO FAST FOR ME! 510 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,843 BABY, THE BOY IS GROWN. 511 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,367 WE KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 512 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,021 AND BESIDES, YOU WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THEM HOODS OUT THERE 513 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,850 TAKING A SHOT AT HIM OUT OF JEALOUSY, RIGHT? 514 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:00,982 UH-UH. UH-UH. 515 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,418 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT HERE. COME OFF HIM. 516 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:07,554 GO IN THERE. GO IN THERE. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 517 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,991 Jojo: AH...GOD. 518 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,559 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 519 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,604 [DOOR CLOSES] 520 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,650 SON, YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN. 521 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,652 WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE ALL THE GIFTS? 522 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,307 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. I'M CONCERNED 523 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,787 ABOUT HOW YOU'RE SPENDING YOUR MONEY. 524 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,136 MAMA, I'M GONNA BE FINE. 525 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,703 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH WES. 526 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,488 HE SAID I'LL BE WORTH MORE THAN $50 MILLION 527 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,664 WHEN MY CONTRACT GOES THROUGH AND THE SEASON STARTS. 528 00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,796 "WHEN." DON'T YOU MEAN "IF"? 529 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,016 WHAT IF YOU BREAK A LEG? 530 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,845 YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE ALL GOOD THEN? 531 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,716 AND WHAT'S THIS GIRL 532 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:43,764 TALKING ABOUT "BOUGHT USA HOUSE"? 533 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,331 THAT GIRL AIN'T YOUR WIFE. 534 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,985 I DON'T THINK SHE MEANT IT LIKE THAT. 535 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:52,251 YEAH. WELL, WHAT EXACTLY DID SHE MEAN 536 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,165 BY "US"? 537 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:57,778 YOU PLANNING ON MARRYING THAT GIRL? 538 00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,520 HA HA HA. OH... 539 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,870 I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW. 540 00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,698 IT'S ALL GOOD. WE...WE... 541 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:07,657 WE JUST LIKE... WE KICKIN' IT, LIKE... 542 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,137 KICKIN' IT. 543 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,270 WHAT'S "KICKIN' IT" MEAN? 544 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,315 YOUR DADDY AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED 25 YEARS. 545 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,012 WE AIN'T NEVER KICKED IT. 546 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,362 SO, WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO, MA? 547 00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:17,711 YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. 548 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:18,973 YOU'RE A GROWN MAN. 549 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,322 I JUST WANTED TO GO ON RECORD SAYING 550 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:24,239 THAT I DON'T LIKE IT. 551 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,639 COME ON, MA. 552 00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:35,859 MOMMY, YOU'RE STILL MY NUMBER-ONE LADY. 553 00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:37,252 THAT'S NEVER GONNA CHANGE. 554 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,080 DON'T COME OVER HERE WITH ALL THAT. 555 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,647 MA, COME ON. OK, LOOK, LOOK. 556 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:42,039 LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 557 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,345 LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 558 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:46,479 WHY DON'T YOU DECORATE MY NEW HOUSE? 559 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,829 COME ON. PLEASE. PLEASE. 560 00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,483 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 561 00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,006 WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S AN IDEA. 562 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:53,573 OK. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 563 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:56,010 JUST DO IT THE WAY YOU DO IT. 564 00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:57,751 YOU KNOW HOW YOU DO, MA. 565 00:21:57,794 --> 00:21:59,143 COME ON, MA. 566 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:02,364 I DON'T WANT THAT NASTY GIRL HANGING AROUND UP THERE. 567 00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:05,889 ALL RIGHT. COME HERE. 568 00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:08,544 HA HA. WITH YOUR BIG OLD SELF. 569 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,590 AH, I LOVE YOU, MOMMY. 570 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:13,375 I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY. 571 00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:15,334 MMM... 572 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:26,823 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT COMING AROUND HERE? HUH? 573 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,564 I TOLD YOU, DON'T COME AROUND HERE 574 00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:29,696 BREAKING THE RULES, RIGHT? 575 00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:32,742 I MEAN, CAN'T YOU READ? THE SIGN SAYS... 576 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,788 "NO SOLICITING," OK? 577 00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,746 NOW, GO AND SELL YOUR COOKIES SOMEWHERE ELSE. 578 00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:40,489 WHAT IS WITH THESE KIDS? THEY PUSH ME. THEY PUSH ME. 579 00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:41,577 WAIT. 580 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:44,406 WHAT YOU GOT? SLIM MINTS RIGHT THERE? 581 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:47,453 LET ME GET A BOX OF THEM SLIM MINTS. 582 00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:52,153 ALL RIGHT. GO. GO ON. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 583 00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:54,024 I DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOU AROUND HERE 584 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:57,158 TILL YOU COME BACK WITH SOME SHORTBREADS. 585 00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:59,769 SCOURGE OF THE NATION. 586 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:07,603 ♪ WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ♪ 587 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,649 [HORNS HONK] 588 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,825 UH-UH. WHAT? 589 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,612 HEY! HEY, WAIT! COME BACK HERE! 590 00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:21,008 COME BACK HERE! DON'T MAKE ME BREAK THE GLASS. 591 00:23:24,664 --> 00:23:26,709 [DOG BARKING] 592 00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:40,462 [CHILDREN SCREAMING] 593 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:49,950 ♪ WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ♪ 594 00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:06,009 WHOO-HOO! 595 00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:08,751 WHAT IS THIS, SON-- A HOTEL OR A HOUSE? 596 00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:10,361 A HOUSE. A HOUSE. 597 00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:12,363 BUT IT HAS 7 BEDROOMS 598 00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:14,365 AND 10 BATHROOMS! WHOO! 599 00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:15,671 10 BATHROOMS? 600 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:17,847 WHY YOU NEED 10 BATHROOMS? YOU ONLY GOT ONE ASS. 601 00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,153 SORRY. JOJO. 602 00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:21,285 TODD, HONEY, YOU SURE THIS IS THE HOUSE FOR YOU? 603 00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:23,766 I MEAN, MAYBE YOU NEED TO LOOK A LITTLE LONGER, 604 00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:27,204 FIND SOMETHING A LITTLE CLOSER TO YOUR PARENTS. 605 00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:29,424 NO, NO, NO. THIS IS IT. 606 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,947 THIS IS RIGHT. 607 00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:34,168 THIS IS SO RIGHT. 608 00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:35,561 [SHRIEKS] 609 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:37,519 COME ON. LET'S GO INSIDE. 610 00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:38,999 LET'S LOOK AT IT. COME ON! 611 00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:40,827 HEY, HEY, HEY! WHAT YOU GOT, CHAMP? 612 00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:42,393 COME ON. OW! OW! OK. 613 00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:45,179 NOT THE FACE. NOT THE FACE. 614 00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:49,531 OH, MY. COME ON. COME ON, GUINEVERE. 615 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,577 COME ON! 616 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,753 AH! AH! 617 00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:55,711 HONEY! CALL SECURITY! 618 00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:59,585 I JUST SAW SOME NEGROES! 619 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:01,021 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 620 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:03,066 I SAID I JUST SAW A GANG... 621 00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:04,590 YOU KNOW...YO! 622 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:07,070 OF NEGROES ACROSS THE STREET. 623 00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:08,245 NEGROES? 624 00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:09,420 YES! 625 00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:11,248 AND I THINK THEY WERE HURTING A WHITE MAN. 626 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:13,424 GOOD LORD. I'LL CALL SECURITY AT ONCE. 627 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:14,295 OH. 628 00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:16,340 HOLD ME, HOLSTEAD. HOLD ME. 629 00:25:16,384 --> 00:25:17,559 SECURITY. 630 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:18,865 HOLD ME. 631 00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:22,172 OH, YES, JUDGE CROWLEY. I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY. 632 00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:23,565 I AM ON IT. I'M ON IT. 633 00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:27,003 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. NOPE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. 634 00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:28,570 ALL RIGHT. 635 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:30,572 DAMN IT. 636 00:25:31,094 --> 00:25:33,053 TAKE CARE OF MY BABY FIRST, THOUGH. 637 00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:35,272 FIRST GOT TO TAKE CARE OF MY BABY. 638 00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:38,711 HA HA HA! HEY, THIS IS NICE! 639 00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:43,454 WHOO! DAMN. THIS IS BIG! 640 00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:44,847 WHOO! HEY! 641 00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:47,154 I KNOW WHERE WE'RE GONNA BE HAVING OUR NEXT COOKOUT. 642 00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:48,372 JOJO, COME ON NOW. 643 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:49,983 THE BOY JUST MOVED IN HERE. 644 00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:51,158 COME ON NOW. 645 00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:53,552 IT'S COOL, MA. THIS HOUSE IS FOR ALL OF US. 646 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,554 HAVING THE COOKOUT HERE WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA. 647 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,078 MATTER OF FACT, LET'S HAVE IT THIS SATURDAY. 648 00:25:58,121 --> 00:26:00,123 EXCU--EXCUSE ME. 649 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:03,083 IS THAT A PURPLE DIAMOND? 650 00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:06,826 OH. WHY, YES, IT IS. YOU GUYS LIKE? 651 00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:09,698 IT'S SOMETHING THAT ME AND TODD PICKED UP. 652 00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:10,960 OH, YOU GUYS, LOOK. 653 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:12,353 I HAVE MATCHING EARRINGS, TOO. 654 00:26:12,396 --> 00:26:16,139 OH, YEAH. YEAH, THEY'RE REALLY NICE. 655 00:26:16,183 --> 00:26:17,967 TODD, COME ON. WE GOT TO TALK. 656 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:20,143 OK. MA, LOOK, YOU'RE IN CHARGE, RIGHT? 657 00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:21,231 DO YOUR THING. 658 00:26:21,275 --> 00:26:23,625 THE TIP FROM THE CROWLEYS WAS CORRECT. 659 00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:27,237 I HAVE A VISUAL ON THE SUSPECTS. 660 00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:28,412 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 661 00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:29,849 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT AM I DOING? 662 00:26:29,892 --> 00:26:32,547 THIS HOUSE, THE CARS, THE JEWELRY, THE BRITTANY. 663 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,897 YOU CAN'T AFFORD ANY OF THIS STUFF. 664 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:36,203 WES, WES, WES, WES. 665 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:38,161 I JUST GOT $30 MILLION, MAN. 666 00:26:38,205 --> 00:26:39,641 I'M RICH! 667 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:40,773 IT'S $30 MILLION, 668 00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:42,775 BUT IT'S $30 MILLION SPREAD OVER 6 YEARS. 669 00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:44,559 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN A PAYCHECK YET. 670 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,474 THE SEASON DOESN'T START FOR ANOTHER 3 MONTHS. 671 00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:50,521 HEY, I AM NOT FRONTING YOU THE CASH FOR THIS STUFF, OK? 672 00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:53,307 HA HA. WES, WHY ARE YOU BUGGING, MAN? 673 00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:54,525 LET ME ENJOY THE MOMENT. 674 00:26:54,569 --> 00:26:57,267 ENJOY THE MOMENT, BUT RETURN THIS CRAP. 675 00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:58,617 YEAH. AT LEAST UNTIL 676 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:00,053 I CAN OFFICIALLY LOCK IN SOME ENDORSEMENTS FOR YOU. 677 00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:02,011 PEOPLE JUST SAW ME ON NATIONAL TV 678 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:03,665 GETTING DRAFTED THE OTHER DAY. 679 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:04,884 NOW THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SEE ME RETURNING 680 00:27:04,927 --> 00:27:06,102 THOUSAND OF DOLLARS' WORTH OF STUFF 681 00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:07,538 LIKE I SMOKED UP ALL MY MONEY? 682 00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:08,888 I'M NOT A CRACKHEAD, WES. 683 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,846 YOU NEED TO GET ME SOME ENDORSEMENTS OR SOMETHING. 684 00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:12,152 ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET THEM, 685 00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,632 BUT JUST HOLD OFF FOR A WHILE, OK? 686 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,764 I MEAN, JUST THINK ABOUT IT, PLEASE. 687 00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:17,461 YO! WHO THAT? 688 00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:20,073 EXCUSE ME. CAN I HELP YOU? 689 00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:27,123 OK, OK, OK, BUDDY. 690 00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,691 JUST REMAIN CALM. JUST CALM DOWN. 691 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:31,040 SUBJECT IS BEING BELLIGERENT. 692 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,216 MAY HAVE TO SUBDUE WITH CHOKE HOLD. REQUEST BACKUP. 693 00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:34,565 YO, WHAT THE HELL? 694 00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:35,523 ARE YOU OK, SIR? 695 00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:36,916 JUST BLINK ONCE IF YES. 696 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:38,482 I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 697 00:27:38,526 --> 00:27:41,050 IS HE FORCING YOU TO SAY THAT? 698 00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:41,964 NO. 699 00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:43,226 I LIVE HERE. THIS IS MY HOUSE. 700 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:47,404 YEAH, RIGHT, YOU LIVE HERE. NEGRO, PLEASE. 701 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:48,710 LOOK, I GOT KEYS-- 702 00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:49,537 HOLD IT! 703 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:50,669 DON'T! DON'T! 704 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,105 I'LL SPRAY YOUR ASS. 705 00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:53,715 PLEASE DON'T SPRAY HIS ASS. 706 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,891 LADY, LADY, THIS IS HIS HOUSE. 707 00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:57,588 THIS IS TODD ANDERSEN, 708 00:27:57,632 --> 00:27:58,981 NEW JERSEY'S NUMBER-ONE PICK. 709 00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:01,462 I'LL LIGHT HIS ASS UP. LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 710 00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:03,725 OH, THAT IS YOU, HUH? 711 00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:04,552 YEAH. 712 00:28:04,595 --> 00:28:06,510 YOU LOOK YOUNGER IN PERSON. 713 00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:07,598 HOW YOU DOING? 714 00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:08,861 GOOD. I'M GOOD, ACTUALLY. 715 00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:10,079 WELL, LOOK HERE. WE DON'T PLAY 716 00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:11,602 THAT GHETTO NONSENSE AROUND HERE. 717 00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:14,562 NO CHICKEN HEADS, NO HOOD RATS, 718 00:28:14,605 --> 00:28:16,433 NO 40-OUNCERS, 719 00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:18,522 NO RIMS-ON SPINNERS, 720 00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:19,654 AND NO LOUD MUSIC. 721 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,830 THIS AIN'T NO LUDACRIS VIDEO SET. 722 00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:24,180 AND KEEP THEM HO'S AWAY. 723 00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:26,530 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CHICKEN HEADS 724 00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:27,749 OR HO'S, DO YOU? 725 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,012 NOW YOU WANT TO MOVE TO YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE? 726 00:28:30,056 --> 00:28:31,448 IT'S LOOKING A LOT BETTER, ISN'T IT? 727 00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:34,495 THIS IS WHAT YOU GOT TO DEAL WITH OUT IN THE... 728 00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:36,758 OH, SHE GOT THE BIBLE. 729 00:28:37,628 --> 00:28:38,760 WHAT IS THIS? 730 00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:42,285 GARDEN RIDGE ESTATES RULES AND REGULATIONS. 731 00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:43,504 ALL 4 VOLUMES. 732 00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:45,288 I SUGGEST YOU LEARN THEM. 733 00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:48,639 YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR? I'M SORRY TO STARTLE YOU. 734 00:28:48,683 --> 00:28:50,163 YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY. 735 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:51,599 YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY. 736 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:53,819 THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP. 737 00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:58,780 I GOT MY EYE ON YOU. 738 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:02,784 OOH... 739 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:03,916 I STILL SEE YOU. 740 00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:05,047 YOU FEEL SAFE NOW? 741 00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:06,222 YEAH. I'M GREAT. 742 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,484 COME ON NOW. COME ON. 743 00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:08,790 BE CAREFUL WITH THEM BOXES NOW, BABY. 744 00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:11,532 YO, MA, THIS IS DOPE! YOU DID YOUR THING IN HERE! 745 00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:12,881 YOU LIKE IT, BABY? 746 00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:14,665 YEAH, I LIKE IT! THIS IS CRAZY! 747 00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,015 I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. 748 00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:17,799 COME GIVE YOUR MAMA A KISS. 749 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:18,974 WHOO! 750 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:19,888 MWAH! 751 00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:21,237 THANK YOU, MOMMY. 752 00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:22,456 LOOK HERE. 753 00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:23,979 YOU SEE HOW YOUR MAMA PUT ALL YOUR PICTURES 754 00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:25,154 UNDER THE GLASS? 755 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:27,156 THIS WAY, YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL YOUR PICTURES 756 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,158 AT ONE TIME. 757 00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:30,551 CHECK THIS OUT, MAN. 758 00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:33,554 OK, LOOK. THIS IS MY COUSIN LEROY RIGHT HERE, RIGHT? 759 00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:34,990 HE FAILED THE BAR 9 TIMES. 760 00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:36,818 STILL GIVES LEGAL ADVICE. 761 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:37,993 RIGHT. 762 00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:40,430 OH, LOOK. AND THERE GOES JASPER AND JEROME. 763 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:42,519 THEY ARE REAL COUNTRY. 764 00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:44,739 WHO'S THIS LITTLE GIRL RIGHT HERE 765 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,393 WITH THE FUNNY- LOOKING TEETH? 766 00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:49,048 OH, THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND--BECKY. 767 00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:50,353 YEAH. OH, THAT'S BECKY. 768 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:52,703 AND LOOK HERE. NOW THAT'S THEM 769 00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:54,227 IN THE TUB. 770 00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:56,229 WHOA. CHILL. WE WAS JUST COOL. 771 00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:57,665 IT WASN'T EVEN LIKE THAT. 772 00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,711 YO, BUT I WONDER IF THOSE BRACES EVER FIXED HER TEETH. 773 00:30:00,755 --> 00:30:02,104 YOU SEEN HER? 774 00:30:02,148 --> 00:30:03,366 WHY? SO BOTH OF YOU 775 00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:04,890 CAN TAKE A SPLISH-SPLASH IN YOUR BRAND-NEW TUB? 776 00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:07,283 OH, COME ON, BABY. IT WASN'T EVEN LIKE THAT. 777 00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:08,458 STOP. STOP. COME ON. 778 00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:09,982 COME ON NOW. THAT'S ENOUGH OF ALL OF THAT. 779 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:12,027 COME ON. WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE BEDROOM. 780 00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:13,202 YOU, COME ON. 781 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:15,552 MY OLD BEDROOM SET! 782 00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:16,640 OH! 783 00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:18,294 YOUR MOTHER THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP EASE 784 00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:21,863 YOUR TRANSITION FROM MOVING OUT OF THE HOUSE. 785 00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:23,560 THANK YOU, MOM. 786 00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:24,648 MWAH! 787 00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:25,867 OH, LOOK. 788 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,564 LITTLE KIDDIE, SPORTY... 789 00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:28,870 BED SHEETS. YAY! 790 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,393 AIN'T THEY THE BOMB? 791 00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:31,699 MAYBE WE CAN JUST WEAR 792 00:30:31,742 --> 00:30:33,396 THE MATCHING LITTLE KIDDIE PAJAMAS 793 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,572 WITH IT, TOO. 794 00:30:35,616 --> 00:30:36,660 WHOO. 795 00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:40,055 I'D RATHER BE DEAD THAN SLEEP IN THIS. 796 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,275 VROOM! 797 00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:49,064 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 798 00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:52,981 HELLO. 799 00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:55,854 Wes: HEY, HONEY. IS TODD THERE? 800 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:57,856 TODD. 801 00:30:59,031 --> 00:31:00,249 TODD. 802 00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:02,251 [FARTING] 803 00:31:06,734 --> 00:31:08,214 TODD, GET UP! 804 00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:09,519 WHAT? WHAT? 805 00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:11,608 THE PHONE IS FOR YOU. 806 00:31:11,652 --> 00:31:13,393 WHAT'S...HELLO. 807 00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:14,698 HEY, TODD. IT'S ME--WES. 808 00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:16,657 YOU AWAKE, BUDDY? I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. 809 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,615 COME ON. GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF BED. 810 00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:20,008 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 811 00:31:20,052 --> 00:31:21,401 CYNTHIA PETERS, THE HEAD OF STONE MOUNTAIN WIRELESS, 812 00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:23,925 IS INTERESTED IN MEETING YOU FOR AN ENDORSEMENT. 813 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:24,926 FOR REAL? 814 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:26,319 YES! SHE WANTS TO MEET YOU A.S.A.P. 815 00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:27,668 WHAT? ARE YOU TOO BUSY? 816 00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:29,235 NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M AVAILABLE. 817 00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:31,063 I CAN DO IT. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 818 00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:32,542 YES, I'M SERIOUS! 819 00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,022 I'M GONNA HAVE HER COME BY YOUR HOUSE SATURDAY MORNING. 820 00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:35,937 YO, LISTEN, MAN. WHENEVER SHE CAN DO IT, 821 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:37,547 I'M HERE. JUST DO IT. 822 00:31:37,591 --> 00:31:38,766 WE'LL DO THE MEETING 823 00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:40,420 FIRST THING SATURDAY MORNING WITH MS. PETERS. 824 00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:41,987 THEN YOU HAVE THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON 825 00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:43,292 FOR THE COOKOUT WITH YOUR PARENTS. 826 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:45,338 I'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY. YOU'RE RICH! YOU'RE RICH! 827 00:31:45,381 --> 00:31:47,557 OK, BYE. BYE. BABY, THAT WAS WES. 828 00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,124 STONE MOUNTAIN WIRELESS 829 00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:51,387 IS CONSIDERING ME AS A SPOKESPERSON 830 00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:53,824 FOR THEIR FAMILY TIME CAMPAIGN. 831 00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:55,000 [SHRIEKS] 832 00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:56,349 OH, MAN! 833 00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:59,178 WHOO! ONE OF THE REPS IS COMING OVER THIS SATURDAY 834 00:31:59,221 --> 00:32:01,397 TO MEET ME, BABY. 835 00:32:01,441 --> 00:32:03,225 OH. 836 00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:10,406 YO, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL MY MOM'S STUFF? 837 00:32:10,450 --> 00:32:11,451 OH, BABY, LOOK. 838 00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:12,931 EVERYTHING THAT YOUR MOM TRIED TO DO 839 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:14,454 WAS REALLY GREAT AND EVERYTHING, 840 00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:15,977 BUT I JUST THINK THAT IT WAS 841 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,370 A LITTLE BIT TOO DOWN-HOME, 842 00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:20,764 AND BABY, WHAT YOU NEED IS A HIP, PROGRESSIVE IMAGE. 843 00:32:20,808 --> 00:32:21,809 FOCUS. FOCUS. 844 00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:23,593 HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE HOUSE, OK? 845 00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:25,508 MS. PETERS IS GONNA BE HERE ANY SECOND. 846 00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:27,380 YOU NEED TO SELL HER ON YOU. 847 00:32:27,423 --> 00:32:28,990 ON YOU, BABE. 848 00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:30,731 OK, LOOK. WHATEVER IT TAKES 849 00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:32,037 TO GET THIS DEAL. 850 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,560 BUT AS SOON AS SHE LEAVES, I WANT ALL THIS STUFF 851 00:32:33,603 --> 00:32:35,562 BACK THE WAY IT WAS BEFORE MY MOM GETS HERE. 852 00:32:35,605 --> 00:32:37,172 AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO RETURN THIS. 853 00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:39,000 NO! THAT COCK COST ME A LOT OF MONEY TO GET. 854 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:41,655 YOU'VE GOT A GIANT COCK IN YOUR KITCHEN. 855 00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:43,439 IT'S RIDICULOUS. 856 00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:46,051 BABY. 857 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:48,096 I MISS YOU. 858 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,446 I MISS YOU MORE. 859 00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:51,752 I MISS YOUMORE. 860 00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:56,539 LIL DEE? WHO THE HELL IS LIL DEE? 861 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:59,803 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 862 00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:02,981 [SINGING] 863 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:16,864 WHAT'S GOOD, CHIEF? 864 00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:17,996 WHAT WAS THAT-- PUBLIC ENEMY? 865 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:20,694 ARE YOU ADDRESSING ME, YOUNG MAN? 866 00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:26,395 IF YOU ARE, IT IS JUDGE HOLSTEAD CROWLEY, 867 00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:27,788 NOT CHIEF. 868 00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:29,485 HEY, MAN, I'M TODD ANDERSEN, 869 00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:31,661 YOUR NEW NEIGHBOR. GOOD TO SEE 870 00:33:31,705 --> 00:33:34,273 ANOTHER BROTHER IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, MAN. 871 00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:35,230 BROTHER? 872 00:33:35,274 --> 00:33:37,667 YOU'RE NOT ANY RELATIONS OF MINE. 873 00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,017 O...K. 874 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:42,020 I JUST WANTED TO COME OVER HERE 875 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:45,066 AND INVITE YOU TO A COOKOUT. 876 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:48,026 THANK YOU FOR THE INVITATION, BUT I WILL NOT BE COMING 877 00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:50,376 TO YOUR...COOKOUT. 878 00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:53,292 AND KEEP IT DOWN. 879 00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:55,511 [HUMMING] 880 00:33:57,905 --> 00:34:00,125 IT'S ONE THING FOR YOU TO CALL ME OUT MY NAME. 881 00:34:00,168 --> 00:34:01,387 IT'S A WHOLE 'NOTHER THING 882 00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:03,258 FOR YOU TO CALL ME SOME OTHER TRICK'S NAME. 883 00:34:03,302 --> 00:34:05,782 DON'T MAKE ME BREAK THE GLASS. I GOT TO GO. 884 00:34:05,826 --> 00:34:08,393 I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER. 885 00:34:08,437 --> 00:34:10,091 [MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY] 886 00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:13,964 HEY! YO! HEY! HEY! 887 00:34:14,007 --> 00:34:16,402 WHOA! STOP! 888 00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:18,752 I'LL DO THE TALKING, MAN. 889 00:34:18,795 --> 00:34:20,232 DO I LOOK GOOD? 890 00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:21,929 YOU LOOK FAT. 891 00:34:21,972 --> 00:34:24,409 [LAUGHTER] 892 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:28,675 STEP OUT OF THE CAR. 893 00:34:28,717 --> 00:34:29,850 STEP OUT OF THE CAR? 894 00:34:29,893 --> 00:34:31,330 I'M NOT STEPPING OUT OF THE CAR. 895 00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:33,245 YOU'RE A RENT-A-COP, FOOL. HA HA! 896 00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:34,855 A RENT-A-COP? 897 00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:35,681 YEAH. 898 00:34:35,725 --> 00:34:36,900 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I PASSED 899 00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:38,772 THE MARKSMANSHIP EXAM WITH A PERFECT SCORE. 900 00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:40,643 I PASSED THE PHYSICAL ENDURANCE TEST 901 00:34:40,687 --> 00:34:41,862 IN RECORD TIME. 902 00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:43,385 AND I PASSED THE WRITTEN TEST 903 00:34:43,429 --> 00:34:44,690 IN THE TOP FIRST PERCENTILE. 904 00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:47,433 THAT'S ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP, OK? 905 00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:49,522 NOW, JUST BECAUSE I WASN'T ABLE 906 00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:51,697 TO PASS SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL EXAM 907 00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:53,873 DON'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE NO AUTHORITY. 908 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:55,963 I'LL BREAK THE GLASS ON YOUR ASS. 909 00:34:56,005 --> 00:34:57,617 SHE CRAZY. 910 00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,749 NEXT TIME, AT THE GATE, OK? 911 00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:00,837 YEAH. HOW STUPID. 912 00:35:00,881 --> 00:35:03,057 DON'T JUST DRIVE THROUGH. STOP. 913 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,886 CARRY YOUR DUMB ASSES ON. 914 00:35:05,929 --> 00:35:07,061 [LAUGHTER] 915 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:11,196 MAN, LET'S GET TO COUSIN TODD'S HOUSE, MAN. 916 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,375 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS MAKING? 917 00:35:16,418 --> 00:35:20,074 [EUROPEAN ACCENT] WE DO NOT "MAKE." 918 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,598 HAM-FISTED DAY LABOWERS MAKE. 919 00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:24,905 LABOW-WHATS? 920 00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:28,169 LABOWERS. THE WORKERS. 921 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:31,172 WE ARE ARTISTS, YES? 922 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:34,349 WE--POOF!-- CREATE. 923 00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:35,524 THEY CREATE. 924 00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:38,788 OK. SO, WHAT ARE YOU CREATING? 925 00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:40,007 PLEASE. 926 00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:40,834 MMM! 927 00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:42,009 AH! CK-CK-CK! 928 00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:43,271 WHAT THE HECK IS A LABOWER? 929 00:35:43,315 --> 00:35:44,229 I DON'T KNOW. 930 00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:46,187 JUST FOCUS, OK? MS. PETERS IS-- 931 00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:47,623 [DOORBELL RINGS] 932 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:48,581 IS HERE. 933 00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:49,712 LOOK. JUST BE COOL, BE YOURSELF. 934 00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,323 IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE LOSING HER, 935 00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:52,672 TELL HER SOME SOB STORY 936 00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:54,021 ABOUT HOW HARD LIFE WAS 937 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:55,196 GROWING UP IN THE HOOD. 938 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,589 WHITE LIBERALS LOVE "THE POOR KID 939 00:35:56,632 --> 00:35:57,894 FROM THE GHETTO DOING GOOD" RAP, 940 00:35:57,938 --> 00:35:59,418 EVEN THOUGH IVERSON ALMOST KILLED IT. 941 00:35:59,461 --> 00:36:04,249 ALL RIGHT, RELAX, SMILE, LOOK PRETTY. 942 00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:07,687 HELLO, MS. PETERS. COME ON IN. 943 00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:10,994 MS. PETERS, IT IS SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 944 00:36:11,038 --> 00:36:12,909 THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE. 945 00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:14,172 I MUST SAY, 946 00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:16,652 YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME, AND I ESPECIALLY LIKE 947 00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:18,959 THE WAY YOU'VE DECORATED IT. 948 00:36:19,002 --> 00:36:20,047 THANK YOU. 949 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:23,659 YOU WERE TALKING TO TODD. HA HA. 950 00:36:23,703 --> 00:36:24,834 WES REILLY. COME ON IN. 951 00:36:24,878 --> 00:36:27,141 LET'S GET YOU A NICE COLD BEVERAGE, OK? 952 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,230 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY] 953 00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:30,710 DID SOMEONE JUST ASK 954 00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:34,801 WHERE THEIR BITCHES ARE? 955 00:36:34,844 --> 00:36:38,587 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY] 956 00:36:38,979 --> 00:36:42,156 WHAT'S CRACKIN', LACKEY COUSIN? 957 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,157 WILLIE, NELSON, 958 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,114 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 959 00:36:44,158 --> 00:36:47,640 SATURDAY. WE CAME FOR THE COOKOUT. 960 00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:50,947 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 961 00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:52,471 YO, MAN, WHERE THE GRUBBLES AT? 962 00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:54,255 WE GOT THE MUNCHIES LIKE A MUG, MAN. 963 00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:57,127 LOOK, MAN, FORGET IT. 964 00:36:57,171 --> 00:36:59,304 YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU? 965 00:36:59,347 --> 00:37:00,435 NO. GO RIGHT AHEAD. 966 00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:02,568 CHECK THIS OUT, BABY. JUST LIKE...MMM. 967 00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:04,352 THAT JUST TASTES, LIKE, GOOD. 968 00:37:04,396 --> 00:37:05,440 NOW, THAT IS GOOD. 969 00:37:05,484 --> 00:37:08,530 LIKE A NICE PIECE OF WHITE BREAD. MMM! 970 00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:10,924 WITH A LITTLE BIT OF BUTTER ON IT. 971 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:12,186 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 972 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,362 OK, WES, WE'VE GOT TO RESCHEDULE THIS MEETING. 973 00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:15,581 NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 974 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:17,496 THEIR NEW AD CAMPAIGN IS STARTING THIS WEEK. 975 00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,106 WE'VE GOT TO LOCK YOU IN TODAY. 976 00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:20,760 NO, NO, NO. I DON'T THINK 977 00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:22,109 YOU QUITE UNDERSTAND. 978 00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:23,241 THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. 979 00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:24,329 TODD'S FAMILY IS LIKE 980 00:37:24,372 --> 00:37:25,460 THE BLACK BEVERLY HILLBILLIES. 981 00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:27,114 SO UNLESS SHE'S TRYING TO SELL 982 00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:28,985 PIG LIPS AND SOME GOLD TEETH, 983 00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:30,160 SHE'S NOT GONNA WANT HIM. 984 00:37:30,204 --> 00:37:32,467 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS? 985 00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:33,903 NO, NO. REALLY, I'M... 986 00:37:33,947 --> 00:37:35,122 Brittany: WILLIE, NELSON, 987 00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:36,863 WHY DON'T YOU COME OUTSIDE WITH ME? 988 00:37:36,906 --> 00:37:39,474 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 989 00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:43,478 YOU AIN'T GOT TO ASK ME TWICE. 990 00:37:43,522 --> 00:37:46,481 Brittany: JUST FOLLOW ME. AND GET UP. 991 00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:48,004 ALL RIGHTIE, THEN. 992 00:37:48,048 --> 00:37:49,267 SO, MS. PETERS-- 993 00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,616 NO NEED FOR SMALL TALK, OK? 994 00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:53,488 TODD IS GOOD-LOOKING. HE'S CHARMING. HE'S LIKABLE. 995 00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:56,578 HE COULD SELL AN ICE CUBE TO AN ESKIMO. 996 00:37:56,622 --> 00:37:57,840 I'M SURE HE CAN, 997 00:37:57,884 --> 00:37:59,842 BUT WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR A SALESMAN. 998 00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:01,714 WHAT WE NEED IS A YOUNG, ENTHUSIASTIC-- 999 00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:03,803 [LOUD CONVERSATION] 1000 00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:04,804 WHOA. 1001 00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:08,198 I SEE TODD DONE MADE SOME CHANGES. 1002 00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:10,331 YEAH. WELL, IT WAS ALL MY IDEA 1003 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,593 FOR THE STYLE, 1004 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:13,073 BUT I JUST WANTED TO REALLY 1005 00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:14,683 CAPTURE TODD'S TASTES. 1006 00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:16,076 OH, HOLD UP, YOU GUYS. 1007 00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:18,296 NOW, I'M THE TOUR. 1008 00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:23,344 CONGRATULATIONS ON ALL YOUR NEW TASTE. 1009 00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:25,738 MOM, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MS. PETERS. 1010 00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:26,956 MS. PETERS IS CONSIDERING ME 1011 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,394 AS A SPOKESPERSON FOR STONE MOUNTAIN PHONES. 1012 00:38:29,437 --> 00:38:30,308 YES. 1013 00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:32,353 NICE TO MEET YOU, MS. PETERS. 1014 00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:34,137 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE TODD. 1015 00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:36,357 HE'S QUITE THE ACTOR. 1016 00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:39,186 EVEN IF HE DOESN'T LIKE SOMETHING, 1017 00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:41,928 YOU'LL THINK HE DOES. 1018 00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:45,061 HEY, GUESS WHO WE MUST HAVE TALKED UP. 1019 00:38:45,105 --> 00:38:46,106 BECKY. 1020 00:38:46,149 --> 00:38:48,064 SHE STOPPED ME IN THE GROCERY STORE. 1021 00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:49,588 I INVITED HER TO THE COOKOUT. 1022 00:38:49,631 --> 00:38:51,241 OH, GREAT. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER. 1023 00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:52,678 GOOD! GOOD! BECKY'S COMING! 1024 00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:54,070 MORE VISITORS! FANTASTIC! 1025 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:55,245 HOW DOES SHE LOOK? 1026 00:38:55,289 --> 00:38:57,030 DID THE BRACES DO ANYTHING FOR HER? 1027 00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:58,379 YOU'LL SEE WHEN SHE GETS HERE. 1028 00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:00,947 YOU GUYS ARE STAYING FOR THE COOKOUT, RIGHT? 1029 00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,252 WE'RE HAVING A COOKOUT TODAY. 1030 00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:04,646 EXCUSE ME. I GOT TO GET THAT GRILL RUNNING. 1031 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:07,736 AND THIS IS OUR-- I MEAN TODD'S GARAGE. 1032 00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:11,392 WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? 1033 00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:14,134 WOULDN'T MIND PARKING IN THAT 1034 00:39:14,177 --> 00:39:17,398 EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. MAN! 1035 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:19,400 YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 1036 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:21,837 IS THAT TODD'S BEDROOM SET? 1037 00:39:21,881 --> 00:39:23,491 UM...THAT'S THE OLD ONE. 1038 00:39:23,535 --> 00:39:25,058 YOU SEE, WE GOT A NEW ONE. 1039 00:39:25,101 --> 00:39:26,755 YOU KNOW, THIS ENDORSEMENT IS JUST 1040 00:39:26,799 --> 00:39:28,278 REALLY IMPORTANT FOR TODD AND I, 1041 00:39:28,322 --> 00:39:29,932 AND WE JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE 1042 00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:31,760 THAT WE MADE A GOOD IMPRESSION 1043 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:32,892 ON MS. PETERS. 1044 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,241 BRITTANY, LISTEN, HONEY. 1045 00:39:34,284 --> 00:39:36,112 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A BIG HIT 1046 00:39:36,156 --> 00:39:38,506 WITH THE FAMILY AT THE COOKOUT? 1047 00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:39,420 REALLY? 1048 00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:41,248 NO, NO, NO. A REALLY BIG HIT. 1049 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:42,684 GOODY! A PROJECT? 1050 00:39:42,728 --> 00:39:44,207 WELL, WHAT CAN I DO? 1051 00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:46,122 OK. I WANT YOU TO RUN UP TO TEANECK 1052 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:47,733 AND GET ME A HAM FOR MY GREENS. 1053 00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:49,169 WILL YOU DO THAT FOR ME? 1054 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:51,606 ISN'T TEANECK LIKE AN HOUR AWAY? 1055 00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:53,521 YEAH, THAT'S AN HOUR AWAY, 1056 00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:55,480 BUT THAT HAM IS TODD'S FAVORITE. 1057 00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:58,613 AND LISTEN HERE. IF YOU GO UP THERE 1058 00:39:58,657 --> 00:39:59,788 AND GET THAT NOW, 1059 00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:02,269 TODD MIGHT BUY YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL. 1060 00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:03,618 YOU THINK SO? 1061 00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:04,793 I KNOW HE WILL. 1062 00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:06,316 THANK YOU, LADY EM. ANYTHING THAT YOU SAY. 1063 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,710 THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. 1064 00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:10,712 THE ROOMS ARE UPSTAIRS. POOL'S OUT BACK. 1065 00:40:10,756 --> 00:40:12,235 MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. 1066 00:40:12,279 --> 00:40:15,021 AND TELL TODD I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1067 00:40:15,064 --> 00:40:16,196 MWAH! MWAH! 1068 00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,067 UH-HUH. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 1069 00:40:18,111 --> 00:40:18,894 THANK YOU. 1070 00:40:18,938 --> 00:40:21,331 YEAH, YOU GO AHEAD ON NOW. 1071 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:24,073 [CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE STARTS] 1072 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:25,771 DUMB-ASS. 1073 00:40:29,339 --> 00:40:32,865 Wheezer: DOGGIE. I SEE YOU, DOGGIE. 1074 00:40:32,908 --> 00:40:34,083 PRETTY DOGGIE. 1075 00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:37,826 YOU ARE PRETTY, DOGGIE. I LOVE YOU, DOGGIE. 1076 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:41,569 YO! GET YOUR ASS UP OFF THE FLOOR! 1077 00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:42,570 HUH? 1078 00:40:42,614 --> 00:40:45,094 GET UP! 1079 00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:48,750 CAN I HELP YOU FELLAS? 1080 00:40:48,794 --> 00:40:50,186 AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU CAN. 1081 00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:51,492 LET ME GET THESE CAKES AND, UM... 1082 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:53,059 EVERYTHING IN THE REGISTER! 1083 00:40:53,102 --> 00:40:54,756 I WANT CASH, COINS, 1084 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,019 FOOD STAMPS, EVERYTHING, MAN. 1085 00:40:57,063 --> 00:40:58,194 HEY, YO, BLING. 1086 00:40:58,238 --> 00:41:00,196 YOUR MAN IS ALL OVER THE PLACE. 1087 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,154 NOT RIGHT NOW, WHEEZE. 1088 00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:02,198 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. 1089 00:41:02,242 --> 00:41:03,809 IT'S A NICE PICTURE OF HIM, TOO. 1090 00:41:03,852 --> 00:41:05,245 LET ME SEE THIS. 1091 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:07,682 MR. BIG SHOT. 1092 00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:10,642 YEAH. THIS IS GOOD. 1093 00:41:10,990 --> 00:41:12,861 WHERE CAN I FIND THIS HOUSE RIGHT HERE? 1094 00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:16,212 DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE TODD KEEPS HIS LARD? 1095 00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:17,475 LARD? 1096 00:41:17,518 --> 00:41:20,042 OH, MY GOD. OH, I FEEL DIZZY. 1097 00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:22,871 OLIVIER, MY TEMPLES-- RUB THEM VIGOROUSLY. 1098 00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:24,438 OH. 1099 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,961 SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? 1100 00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:27,223 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1101 00:41:27,267 --> 00:41:30,705 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE-- 1102 00:41:30,749 --> 00:41:34,100 WHO I AM? YOU TELL HER WHO I AM. 1103 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:38,583 OK. HE IS SVEN FROM PRAGUE, 1104 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:41,455 INTERNATIONALLY RENOWNED MASTER CHEF-- 1105 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,544 MEIN CHEFMEISTER-- 1106 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:44,806 CHILD PRODIGY, 1107 00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:47,156 GRADUATE OF LE CORDON BLEU 1108 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,244 AT AGE 9. 1109 00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:50,508 NOW, HE IS FLUENT IN THE CUISINE 1110 00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:52,248 OF OVER 100 NATIONS 1111 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:54,903 AND KNOWN IN THE CULINARY WORLD 1112 00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:56,775 AS THE PICASSO OF PATE, 1113 00:41:56,818 --> 00:41:59,299 THE VAN GOGH OF VEAL, 1114 00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:02,432 AND THE MICHELANGELO OF MEAT. 1115 00:42:02,476 --> 00:42:04,260 VAN HOCK. 1116 00:42:04,304 --> 00:42:09,222 AND THIS IS LADY EM OF NEWARK. 1117 00:42:09,265 --> 00:42:12,094 SHE HAS BEEN CLEANING CHITTERLINGS 1118 00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:13,661 SINCE SHE WAS 6, 1119 00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:16,316 AND SHE IS KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE HOOD 1120 00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:18,100 AS THE PATTI LABELLE OF PORK, 1121 00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,625 THE BILLIE HOLIDAY OF HOT LINKS, 1122 00:42:20,668 --> 00:42:26,674 THE ARETHA FRANKLIN OF FRIED CHICKEN. 1123 00:42:26,718 --> 00:42:28,937 I CANNOT WORK LIKE THIS! 1124 00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:30,112 OLIVIER... 1125 00:42:30,156 --> 00:42:31,636 DRAMATIC EXIT. 1126 00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,768 [CLAP CLAP] 1127 00:42:37,076 --> 00:42:39,600 WAIT. WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? 1128 00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:41,428 SVEN CANNOT WORK 1129 00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:43,604 UNDER THESE CONDITIONS! 1130 00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:44,692 WHAT CONDITIONS? 1131 00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:45,867 THE WOMAN IN THE KITCHEN, 1132 00:42:45,911 --> 00:42:47,739 THE PATTI LABELLE OF PORK-- 1133 00:42:47,782 --> 00:42:49,218 SHE IS THE COOLIO OF CANNED MEAT. 1134 00:42:49,262 --> 00:42:51,960 I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HER RIGHT NOW, AND IT'LL BE FINE. 1135 00:42:52,004 --> 00:42:54,136 YOU GUYS, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE. 1136 00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:55,616 OH, QUICKLY, GO. 1137 00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:57,705 THANK YOU. 1138 00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:01,100 AAH! AAH! 1139 00:43:01,143 --> 00:43:02,231 THIS COUSIN TODD'S HOUSE? 1140 00:43:02,275 --> 00:43:05,234 HOW Y'ALL DOING? WHAT'S UP, COUSIN TODD? 1141 00:43:05,278 --> 00:43:09,282 JASPER, JEROME, WHY? WHY? 1142 00:43:10,892 --> 00:43:13,416 HERE'S YOUR HAM. 1143 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:16,028 WHAT HAPPENED? 1144 00:43:16,071 --> 00:43:19,466 BABY, SVEN AND OLIVIER LEFT. 1145 00:43:19,509 --> 00:43:21,337 THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO COOK BRUNCH FOR MS. PETERS. 1146 00:43:21,381 --> 00:43:23,339 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? 1147 00:43:23,383 --> 00:43:25,646 LOOK, I RAISED YOU AND HALF YOUR COUSINS 1148 00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:27,126 ON MY COOKING. 1149 00:43:27,169 --> 00:43:29,084 NOW, IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM, 1150 00:43:29,128 --> 00:43:30,259 IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER. 1151 00:43:30,303 --> 00:43:32,566 NOW, Y'ALL GET THAT ANIMAL OUTSIDE 1152 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,741 AND SKIN HIM. GO AHEAD. 1153 00:43:33,785 --> 00:43:35,700 YOU'RE DROPPING BRAIN ALL OVER THE FLOOR. 1154 00:43:35,743 --> 00:43:36,701 YES, MA'AM. 1155 00:43:36,744 --> 00:43:38,833 THAT'S OUR HOMEMADE SLIP-N-SLIDE. 1156 00:43:38,877 --> 00:43:40,182 PICK HIM UP. 1157 00:43:40,226 --> 00:43:42,184 HOMEMADE SLIP-N-SLIDE. 1158 00:43:42,228 --> 00:43:43,925 BRITTANY. 1159 00:43:44,578 --> 00:43:45,361 YES? 1160 00:43:45,405 --> 00:43:46,711 LOW-SODIUM HAM? 1161 00:43:46,754 --> 00:43:47,929 WHAT'S THIS, BABY? 1162 00:43:47,973 --> 00:43:49,670 IT'S HEALTHIER HAM, AND IT'S BETTER FOR TODD 1163 00:43:49,714 --> 00:43:51,498 BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO STAY IN SHAPE. 1164 00:43:51,541 --> 00:43:53,413 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HEALTHY COOKOUT IS? 1165 00:43:53,456 --> 00:43:55,720 NO, NO, NO. DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION. 1166 00:43:55,763 --> 00:43:57,460 BECAUSE THERE'S NO SUCH THING 1167 00:43:57,504 --> 00:43:58,853 AS A HEALTHY COOKOUT. 1168 00:43:58,897 --> 00:44:00,420 LOOK AROUND THIS COUNTER. 1169 00:44:00,463 --> 00:44:02,117 YOU SEE ANYTHING HEALTHY? 1170 00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:03,118 LOOK AT THIS. 1171 00:44:03,162 --> 00:44:04,293 CHITTERLINGS-- SODIUM. 1172 00:44:04,337 --> 00:44:05,468 MACARONI AND CHEESE-- SODIUM. 1173 00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:07,166 GREENS--SODIUM, BLACK-EYED PEAS--SODIUM, 1174 00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:08,297 POTATO SALAD--SODIUM. 1175 00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:10,125 SODIUM, SODIUM, SODIUM! OK? 1176 00:44:10,169 --> 00:44:11,953 AND AS FOR TODD, 1177 00:44:11,997 --> 00:44:13,868 THAT BOY'S EATEN SO MUCH SODIUM, 1178 00:44:13,912 --> 00:44:16,001 HE COULD CRAP A SALT LICK. 1179 00:44:16,044 --> 00:44:17,480 DIDN'T KEEP HIM OUT OF THE PROS, 1180 00:44:17,524 --> 00:44:18,394 NOW DID IT? 1181 00:44:18,438 --> 00:44:21,136 LITTLE BRITTANY, I NEED A HAM. 1182 00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:24,487 AND I WANT THAT HAM TO BE...WHAT? 1183 00:44:24,531 --> 00:44:25,575 SODIUM. 1184 00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:27,665 WITH SODIUM. 1185 00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,492 OK. 1186 00:44:30,363 --> 00:44:31,538 GOOD GIRL. 1187 00:44:31,581 --> 00:44:33,409 Ms. Peters: EXCUSE ME. 1188 00:44:33,453 --> 00:44:34,976 MAY I HAVE A GLASS OF-- 1189 00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:36,804 WAH! 1190 00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:38,458 MS. PETERS! 1191 00:44:39,372 --> 00:44:41,504 HELP ME, JESUS. 1192 00:44:41,548 --> 00:44:44,551 QUICK NOW. AND DON'T FORGET MY CAST-IRON POT, 1193 00:44:44,594 --> 00:44:47,685 BECAUSE LADY EM GONNA TRY TO OUTDO MY CORNBREAD, 1194 00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:48,816 AS IF SHE COULD. 1195 00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:50,905 COME ON, MA. WHY DOES EVERYTHING 1196 00:44:50,949 --> 00:44:52,385 BETWEEN YOU AND AUNTIE EM 1197 00:44:52,428 --> 00:44:53,821 HAVE TO BE A COMPETITION? 1198 00:44:53,865 --> 00:44:55,301 HONEY, THERE IS NO COMPETITION, 1199 00:44:55,344 --> 00:44:57,520 BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN SHE IS. 1200 00:44:57,564 --> 00:44:59,435 NOW GET IN THE HOUSE. 1201 00:44:59,479 --> 00:45:01,742 FRANK, SHAKE A TAILFEATHER. 1202 00:45:01,786 --> 00:45:03,744 GIVE ME A HAND, GRANDPA? 1203 00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:08,793 NOPE. MY HANDS ARE ALREADY FILLED, SON. 1204 00:45:11,883 --> 00:45:14,668 HO. HO. HO. 1205 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,191 STOP RIGHT THERE. 1206 00:45:16,235 --> 00:45:19,064 STOP, YOU, RIGHT THERE. 1207 00:45:20,587 --> 00:45:21,806 LOOK, CUT THE ENGINE OFF, 1208 00:45:21,849 --> 00:45:24,199 BUT DON'T TURN OFF THAT RECORD. THAT'S MY JAM. 1209 00:45:24,243 --> 00:45:26,114 YO, I'M HERE TO SEE TODD ANDERSEN. 1210 00:45:26,158 --> 00:45:28,769 OH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. HE'S OVER. 1211 00:45:28,813 --> 00:45:31,380 HE'S OVER? WHAT YOU MEAN? HE LIVES HERE, DON'T HE? 1212 00:45:31,424 --> 00:45:35,602 WELL, SEE, REGULATION 42-B, SUBSECTION 6, CLEARLY STATES 1213 00:45:35,645 --> 00:45:39,649 THAT RESIDENTS ARE ALLOWED A LIMITEDNUMBER OF VISITORS. 1214 00:45:39,693 --> 00:45:40,912 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME 1215 00:45:40,955 --> 00:45:42,609 I CAN'T EVEN SEE MY OWN COUSIN? 1216 00:45:42,652 --> 00:45:44,306 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. 1217 00:45:44,350 --> 00:45:45,655 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1218 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:46,874 LISTEN UP, RENT-A-COP. 1219 00:45:46,918 --> 00:45:48,658 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A GUN. 1220 00:45:48,702 --> 00:45:50,312 YOU HAVE A FLASHLIGHT, ALL RIGHT? 1221 00:45:50,356 --> 00:45:53,011 I DIDN'T DRIVE ALL THE WAY UP HERE FOR NOTHING. 1222 00:45:53,054 --> 00:45:55,404 YOU SEE THESE BABIES IN THIS CAR? 1223 00:45:55,448 --> 00:45:56,884 THEY NEEDS A DADDY. 1224 00:45:56,928 --> 00:45:58,059 A...BALLER. SWOOSH. 1225 00:45:58,103 --> 00:46:00,235 SO WHAT I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO DO 1226 00:46:00,279 --> 00:46:01,323 IS RUN ON OVER 1227 00:46:01,367 --> 00:46:02,760 TO THAT LITTLE PHONE BOOTH OVER THERE, 1228 00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:04,326 PICK UP THAT PHONE, CALL MY COUSIN TODD, 1229 00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:05,850 AND TELL HIM LIL DEE IS AT THE GATE. 1230 00:46:05,893 --> 00:46:09,027 WAIT. HOLD UP. DID YOU SAY LIL DEE? 1231 00:46:09,070 --> 00:46:10,158 YES, I DID. 1232 00:46:10,202 --> 00:46:11,943 DO YOU KNOW MARQUIS FONTAINEAU? 1233 00:46:11,986 --> 00:46:14,989 LIGHT SKIN WITH THE GOOD HAIR? 1234 00:46:15,033 --> 00:46:16,425 YEAH, I KNOW HIM. 1235 00:46:16,469 --> 00:46:17,731 YOU KNOW MY DADDY? 1236 00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:18,993 AW, HELL, NO! 1237 00:46:19,037 --> 00:46:20,734 LET'S ROLL. 1238 00:46:23,084 --> 00:46:25,957 MARQUIS, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW LIL DEE. 1239 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,568 I MET HER. I SEEN HER. I SEEN YOUR DAMN BABY. 1240 00:46:28,611 --> 00:46:30,352 I COULD BE WRONG, BUT I THINK YOU'RE 1241 00:46:30,396 --> 00:46:32,441 GETTING A LITTLE HEAVY UP ON THE FAMILY. 1242 00:46:32,485 --> 00:46:34,052 I MEAN, A FEW ADDS CHARM, 1243 00:46:34,095 --> 00:46:35,444 BUT THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK 1244 00:46:35,488 --> 00:46:36,968 LIKE A RERUN OF GOOD TIMES. 1245 00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:38,273 MAMA COULDN'T MAKE IT. 1246 00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:39,753 YOU KNOW, HER RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS 1247 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,233 STARTED FLARING UP IN THAT LEFT ELBOW. 1248 00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:42,756 SO I HAD TO GIVE HER AN ICY-HOT PATCH. 1249 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,236 SHE SAID SHE'D SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 1250 00:46:44,279 --> 00:46:45,759 Todd: I TOLD YOU TO RESCHEDULE IT, MAN. 1251 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:48,544 JUST GO HANDLE MS. PETERS. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 1252 00:46:48,588 --> 00:46:49,719 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 1253 00:46:49,763 --> 00:46:52,026 Boy: DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! 1254 00:46:52,070 --> 00:46:54,202 UM, TODD, DO YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING 1255 00:46:54,246 --> 00:46:56,248 ABOUT THESE LITTLE KIDS HERE? 1256 00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:58,467 I'M NOT YOUR DADDY. NO. 1257 00:46:58,511 --> 00:46:59,686 Lil Dee: COME HERE! 1258 00:46:59,729 --> 00:47:03,603 NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOUR DADDIES ARE. 1259 00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:06,780 NOW, WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE AGAIN? 1260 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,695 CHITTERLINGS. AND A COOKOUT 1261 00:47:08,738 --> 00:47:11,567 AIN'T A COOKOUT WITHOUT THEM. 1262 00:47:11,611 --> 00:47:13,221 I HATE TO ASK, 1263 00:47:13,265 --> 00:47:16,964 BUT WHAT EXACTLY IS A COOKOUT? 1264 00:47:17,008 --> 00:47:20,228 WELL, IT'S WHEN THE FAMILY GETS TOGETHER. 1265 00:47:20,272 --> 00:47:22,143 YOU SEE THEM OUT THERE? 1266 00:47:22,187 --> 00:47:27,018 WE GET TOGETHER. WE DANCE. 1267 00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:31,413 WE GRILL MEAT. WE SHARE GOSSIP. 1268 00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:36,984 WE SING. WE CAN PLAY DOMINOES, CARDS. 1269 00:47:37,028 --> 00:47:39,508 WE HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1270 00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:41,771 THE THREE F's-- 1271 00:47:41,815 --> 00:47:43,208 FUN... 1272 00:47:43,251 --> 00:47:45,210 FOOD... 1273 00:47:45,253 --> 00:47:47,081 FAMILY. 1274 00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:48,256 HMM... 1275 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,605 OOH! 1276 00:47:49,649 --> 00:47:50,955 [MEN LAUGHING] 1277 00:47:50,998 --> 00:47:52,870 THAT AIN'T RIGHT. 1278 00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:54,915 LEROY, USE A COASTER, MAN. 1279 00:47:54,959 --> 00:47:56,917 YOU'RE MESSING UP MY TABLE. 1280 00:47:56,961 --> 00:47:58,614 YOU LEFT IT OUT HERE FOR PUBLIC USE. 1281 00:47:58,658 --> 00:47:59,964 THE LAW SAYS THAT'S AN ASSUMED RISK. 1282 00:48:00,007 --> 00:48:02,357 YOU NEED TO STOP FRONTING LIKE YOU'RE A REAL LAWYER 1283 00:48:02,401 --> 00:48:04,446 AND PASS THE BAR. DO THAT. 1284 00:48:04,490 --> 00:48:05,534 A REAL LAWYER. 1285 00:48:05,578 --> 00:48:07,493 HEY, I KNOW MORE THAN ANY REAL LAWYER. 1286 00:48:07,536 --> 00:48:09,930 I TOOK THE BAR 15 TIMES. THEY ONLY TOOK IT ONCE. 1287 00:48:09,974 --> 00:48:11,932 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LEARN ABOUT THE LAW 1288 00:48:11,976 --> 00:48:13,803 WHEN YOU TAKE IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER? 1289 00:48:13,847 --> 00:48:17,503 HUH? JOJO, WHEN IS THAT FOOD GONNA BE READY? 1290 00:48:17,546 --> 00:48:19,809 I'M STARVING. 1291 00:48:19,853 --> 00:48:20,810 WHOO! 1292 00:48:20,854 --> 00:48:24,031 AW, MAN, NICE PLACE TODD GOT HERE. 1293 00:48:24,075 --> 00:48:25,903 SURE IS. MM-HMM. 1294 00:48:25,946 --> 00:48:27,817 I MEAN, LOOK AT THE TREES. 1295 00:48:27,861 --> 00:48:29,863 YOU KNOW, I PLANTED A TREE ONCE. 1296 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:33,171 NEVER COULD GET IT TO GROW. 1297 00:48:33,214 --> 00:48:35,216 HEY...GRASS. 1298 00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:37,479 I COULD NEVER GET MY LAWN THIS NICE. 1299 00:48:37,523 --> 00:48:40,656 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK. 1300 00:48:41,266 --> 00:48:43,746 WHAT? I GOT RACIST GRASS? 1301 00:48:43,790 --> 00:48:45,096 NO. THE WATER COMPANY-- 1302 00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:46,401 THEY PUMP LOW-GRADE WATER 1303 00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:47,533 INTO THE BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS. 1304 00:48:47,576 --> 00:48:50,014 THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER SEE NICE LAWNS 1305 00:48:50,057 --> 00:48:51,319 IN BLACK COMMUNITIES. 1306 00:48:51,363 --> 00:48:53,582 WHAT THE HELL IS LOW-GRADE WATER? 1307 00:48:53,626 --> 00:48:56,150 IS IT POSSIBLE, LEROY, 1308 00:48:56,194 --> 00:48:59,849 THAT PEOPLE IN THE HOOD, THEY CAN'T AFFORD LANDSCAPERS, 1309 00:48:59,893 --> 00:49:02,678 AND THEY SAVE MONEY ON THE WATER, 1310 00:49:02,722 --> 00:49:04,985 SO THEY DON'T WATER THEIR LAWN AS MUCH? 1311 00:49:05,029 --> 00:49:09,033 THAT'S WHAT THE MAN WANTS YOU TO THINK. 1312 00:49:09,076 --> 00:49:10,686 [LAUGHTER] 1313 00:49:10,730 --> 00:49:12,993 Bling: HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE? 1314 00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:15,039 YOU GO SOUTH BY MY THUMB, 1315 00:49:15,082 --> 00:49:18,564 AND YOU MAKE A RIGHT AT MY PINKIE, 1316 00:49:18,607 --> 00:49:20,087 AND YOU GO 2 INCHES. 1317 00:49:20,131 --> 00:49:23,569 OH, WAIT. OH, WAIT. I GOT IT UPSIDE-DOWN. 1318 00:49:25,397 --> 00:49:28,052 THIS JUST DON'T MAKE NO SENSE. 1319 00:49:28,095 --> 00:49:29,575 GIVE ME THE DAMN MAP. 1320 00:49:29,618 --> 00:49:31,185 LET ME SEE. I GOT IT, BLING. 1321 00:49:31,229 --> 00:49:32,926 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1322 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,580 WHEEZE! WHEEZE! 1323 00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:35,624 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 1324 00:49:35,668 --> 00:49:37,235 LET GO! WHAT YOU DOING, MAN? 1325 00:49:37,278 --> 00:49:39,715 WATCH OUT FOR THE CAT. 1326 00:49:39,759 --> 00:49:42,240 [TIRES SCREECH] 1327 00:49:45,156 --> 00:49:46,984 SO SHE GOT MAD AT ME, 1328 00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:48,550 AND SHE'S GONNA... 1329 00:49:48,594 --> 00:49:50,944 SHUT THE HELL UP. 1330 00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:53,816 DAMN. 1331 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:56,297 LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO TO MY CAR! 1332 00:49:56,341 --> 00:49:57,255 SORRY. 1333 00:49:57,298 --> 00:49:58,996 IF MY ARM WASN'T NUMB RIGHT NOW, 1334 00:49:59,039 --> 00:50:00,432 I'D KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF. 1335 00:50:00,475 --> 00:50:03,043 YOU'RE CONFUSING ME HERE. 1336 00:50:03,087 --> 00:50:04,784 WHICH WAY IS SOUTH? 1337 00:50:04,827 --> 00:50:06,960 HEY. 1338 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:09,093 LOOK AT THE KITTY. 1339 00:50:09,136 --> 00:50:11,095 THAT'S A RARE SPECIES. 1340 00:50:11,138 --> 00:50:12,618 HEY, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY. 1341 00:50:12,661 --> 00:50:15,186 HEY, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY. 1342 00:50:15,229 --> 00:50:18,102 HEY, KITTY, KITTY-- 1343 00:50:20,408 --> 00:50:21,757 [COUGHING] 1344 00:50:21,801 --> 00:50:24,369 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 1345 00:50:24,412 --> 00:50:27,154 [COUGHING] 1346 00:50:27,198 --> 00:50:28,851 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 1347 00:50:28,895 --> 00:50:29,809 WHAT HAPPENED? 1348 00:50:29,852 --> 00:50:32,855 I THINK HE JUST FARTED ON ME. 1349 00:50:32,899 --> 00:50:34,205 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING-- 1350 00:50:34,248 --> 00:50:35,641 FOOL! GET THEM SNEAKERS, MAN! 1351 00:50:35,684 --> 00:50:39,123 WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME OVER HERE. 1352 00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:42,126 MY BABY. 1353 00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:46,782 HURRY UP, MAN. 1354 00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:48,697 YOU SMELL THAT? 1355 00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:50,786 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL? 1356 00:50:50,830 --> 00:50:52,571 IT'S PROBABLY THESE STINKY-ASS SNEAKERS 1357 00:50:52,614 --> 00:50:54,312 YOU GOT ME LUGGING AROUND. 1358 00:50:54,355 --> 00:50:56,749 MAN, THEM SNEAKERS ARE GONNA GET US PAID. 1359 00:50:56,792 --> 00:51:01,275 MAN, WALK OVER THERE, MAN. THEM SNEAKERS STINK. 1360 00:51:01,319 --> 00:51:03,495 [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING] 1361 00:51:03,538 --> 00:51:05,497 SHH... 1362 00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:17,030 LOOK. RIGHT. 1363 00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:21,034 WELL, GIVE ME A LEG UP. 1364 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,514 OK. 1365 00:51:22,557 --> 00:51:23,515 HERE. 1366 00:51:23,558 --> 00:51:25,517 READY? 1367 00:51:33,568 --> 00:51:34,830 DO YOU SEE ANYTHING? 1368 00:51:34,874 --> 00:51:36,267 THEY'RE TURNING OUR COMMUNITY 1369 00:51:36,310 --> 00:51:39,226 INTO A TRAILER PARK IN THE PROJECTS. 1370 00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:42,273 HEY! Y'ALL THE NEIGHBORS? 1371 00:51:42,316 --> 00:51:46,494 WELL, COME ON OVER TO THE COOKOUT. 1372 00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:47,800 NO. MMM-MM. 1373 00:51:47,843 --> 00:51:50,585 NO, COME ON! COME ON! 1374 00:51:50,629 --> 00:51:52,152 WHOO! 1375 00:51:52,196 --> 00:51:54,023 EILEEN... 1376 00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:56,678 I'M COMING FOR YOU. 1377 00:51:56,722 --> 00:51:59,681 [DOG BARKING] 1378 00:51:59,725 --> 00:52:01,770 WAIT! GUINEVERE! 1379 00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:03,337 GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR. 1380 00:52:03,381 --> 00:52:05,122 HOW MAY I HELP YOU? 1381 00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:06,601 THAT'S MY WIFE. 1382 00:52:06,645 --> 00:52:08,255 Emma: JEEVES, LET HIM IN. 1383 00:52:08,299 --> 00:52:10,214 YOU MUST BE HOLSTEAD. 1384 00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:11,650 COME ON IN AND JOIN US. 1385 00:52:11,693 --> 00:52:13,956 I'M LADY EM. YOU CAN CALL ME EMMA. 1386 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,742 AND THIS IS LIL DEE. 1387 00:52:16,785 --> 00:52:17,612 HEY. 1388 00:52:17,656 --> 00:52:19,614 AND THESE ARE HER CHILDREN. 1389 00:52:19,658 --> 00:52:21,747 THIS IS SONNY RAY, LITTLE RAY, D.J., 1390 00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:24,184 SONNY D., D.Q.R.S., WHATEVER. 1391 00:52:24,228 --> 00:52:26,447 SO MANY OF YOU. 1392 00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:30,843 WHOO. 1393 00:52:30,886 --> 00:52:32,192 IT'S SO HOT IN HERE. 1394 00:52:32,236 --> 00:52:34,586 HERE'S YOUR HAM, WITH ALL THE SALT AND THE FAT 1395 00:52:34,629 --> 00:52:37,371 AND THE ARTERY-CLOGGING GOODNESS THAT YOU LOVE. 1396 00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:40,548 AND NOW MY DRESS SMELLS LIKE HAM. 1397 00:52:40,592 --> 00:52:42,289 SO EXCUSE ME. 1398 00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,334 OH, HONEY. 1399 00:52:43,377 --> 00:52:44,726 THIS IS A BONELESS HAM. 1400 00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:48,208 YES. YES. THAT IS A BONELESS HAM. 1401 00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:50,210 OH, HONEY, IT'S THE BONE 1402 00:52:50,254 --> 00:52:51,559 THAT GIVES THE HAM THE FLAVOR. 1403 00:52:51,603 --> 00:52:53,257 THIS WILL NEVER DO. 1404 00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:55,215 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 1405 00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:57,565 NO, I'M NOT KIDDING. NOW LISTEN. 1406 00:52:57,609 --> 00:52:59,350 YOU WOULDN'T WANT TODD TO LOSE THIS DEAL 1407 00:52:59,393 --> 00:53:02,962 BECAUSE OF THE WRONG HAM NOW, WOULD YOU? HA HA. 1408 00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:04,442 NO, I WOULDN'T. 1409 00:53:04,485 --> 00:53:06,444 NO, I DIDN'T THINK SO. 1410 00:53:06,487 --> 00:53:07,662 NOW LISTEN, SWEETIE. 1411 00:53:07,706 --> 00:53:09,708 ABOUT 25 MILES DOWN THE ROAD THERE, 1412 00:53:09,751 --> 00:53:11,449 THERE'S A GOOD BUTCHER. 1413 00:53:11,492 --> 00:53:14,974 GET YOU A GOOD HAM, ALL RIGHT? 1414 00:53:15,017 --> 00:53:16,715 MM-HMM. ALL RIGHT? 1415 00:53:16,758 --> 00:53:18,020 NOW, I'M NOT QUITE SURE 1416 00:53:18,064 --> 00:53:19,848 I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT. 1417 00:53:19,892 --> 00:53:22,111 OK, LADY, LET ME BREAK IT DOWN 1418 00:53:22,155 --> 00:53:23,330 FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT? 1419 00:53:23,374 --> 00:53:25,680 IF A BLACK CAT CROSSES YOUR PATH, 1420 00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:26,768 THAT MEANS WHAT? 1421 00:53:26,812 --> 00:53:28,683 7 YEARS BAD LUCK, RIGHT? ALL RIGHT. 1422 00:53:28,727 --> 00:53:31,817 NOW, WHAT'S SLANG FOR A DUDE? A CAT. 1423 00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:34,950 SO ERGO, I.E., I AM A BLACK CAT. 1424 00:53:34,994 --> 00:53:37,039 SO IF I CROSS YOUR PATH, 1425 00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:38,258 YOU SUBLIMINALLY THINK 1426 00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:40,521 THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET BAD LUCK. 1427 00:53:40,565 --> 00:53:42,567 THAT IS WHY MY WIFE LEFT ME, 1428 00:53:42,610 --> 00:53:44,221 BECAUSE I'M BLACK. 1429 00:53:44,264 --> 00:53:45,657 IS HE SERIOUS? 1430 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:47,746 OH, YEAH. SEE, AT EVERY FAMILY COOKOUT, 1431 00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:50,009 WE GET CAUGHT UP ON EACH OTHER'S LIVES, 1432 00:53:50,052 --> 00:53:52,054 NO MATTER HOW SAD THEY ARE. 1433 00:53:52,098 --> 00:53:54,796 SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES-- THEY'RE ALL AROUND US. 1434 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,668 YOU KNOW, LIKE IN SPORTS. 1435 00:53:56,711 --> 00:53:58,278 LIKE HOCKEY. WHY IS THERE 1436 00:53:58,322 --> 00:53:59,584 A BUNCH OF WHITE GUYS 1437 00:53:59,627 --> 00:54:01,281 SMACKING A BLACK PUCK AROUND THE ICE? 1438 00:54:01,325 --> 00:54:03,892 WHY CAN'T THE PUCK BE WHITE? 1439 00:54:04,415 --> 00:54:06,330 WELL, BEING IN SPORTS MANAGEMENT, 1440 00:54:06,373 --> 00:54:08,767 I'D VENTURE TO SAY THAT ON ICE, 1441 00:54:08,810 --> 00:54:12,423 A WHITE PUCK MIGHT BE DIFFICULT TO SEE. 1442 00:54:12,466 --> 00:54:15,382 I'D EXPECT YOU TO SAY THAT. 1443 00:54:15,426 --> 00:54:17,471 WAIT A MINUTE, LEROY. WHAT ABOUT GOLF? 1444 00:54:17,515 --> 00:54:19,386 I MEAN, THE BALL IS WHITE. 1445 00:54:19,430 --> 00:54:21,170 YEAH. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1446 00:54:21,214 --> 00:54:22,520 AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 1447 00:54:22,563 --> 00:54:23,912 IN GOLF, YOU GOT TO DO WHAT? 1448 00:54:23,956 --> 00:54:26,828 GET THAT WHITE BALL IN THE HOLE. 1449 00:54:26,872 --> 00:54:29,831 WHERE'S THE HOLE? ON THE GREEN. 1450 00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:31,442 GREEN. "FERTILITY." 1451 00:54:31,485 --> 00:54:33,226 YOU SEE WHAT I'M GETTING AT HERE? 1452 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:35,837 WHERE'S THAT HOLE? IN THE EARTH. 1453 00:54:35,881 --> 00:54:40,102 MOTHER EARTH. "HI, MOMMY." YEAH. 1454 00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:41,539 WHITE GUYS TRYING TO GET 1455 00:54:41,582 --> 00:54:43,236 THEIR WHITE BALLS IN MOTHER EARTH, 1456 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,022 SYMBOLIZING HOW THEY WANT TO RAPE THE PLANET. 1457 00:54:47,066 --> 00:54:51,288 I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK, MAN. 1458 00:54:51,766 --> 00:54:53,333 "THAT HAM HAS TOO MUCH SALT IN IT. 1459 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,335 "NO, THAT HAM HAS TOO MUCH BONE IN IT. 1460 00:54:55,379 --> 00:54:59,426 NO, THAT HAM HAS TOO MUCH PORK IN IT." 1461 00:55:01,428 --> 00:55:03,691 KEEP IT TOGETHER. 1462 00:55:03,735 --> 00:55:04,779 [EXHALES] 1463 00:55:04,823 --> 00:55:06,346 NOW, WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO IS, 1464 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,043 YOU'RE GONNA GO GET THE DAMN HAM FOR HER, 1465 00:55:08,087 --> 00:55:11,395 AND ONCE ALL THESE GHETTO HOOD RATS ARE OUT OF MY HOUSE, 1466 00:55:11,438 --> 00:55:13,353 WE'RE GONNA GET IT FUMIGATED. 1467 00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:16,791 THEN I WILL HAVE TODD ALL TO MYSELF. 1468 00:55:23,711 --> 00:55:26,888 WHAT'S UP, GOLD DIGGER? 1469 00:55:31,893 --> 00:55:33,634 EXCUSE ME... 1470 00:55:33,678 --> 00:55:36,507 BUT I AM NOT IN THE MOOD. 1471 00:55:36,550 --> 00:55:38,552 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT EVEN MAD. 1472 00:55:38,596 --> 00:55:40,598 GAME RECOGNIZE GAME, HONEY. 1473 00:55:40,641 --> 00:55:43,340 GAME RECOGNIZES GAME? 1474 00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:45,167 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1475 00:55:45,211 --> 00:55:46,473 YOUR GAME IS NOT 1476 00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:48,127 UP TO PAR WITH MY GAME. 1477 00:55:48,170 --> 00:55:49,389 WHAT IS IT, LIKE, 5 OR 6 1478 00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:51,478 LIL DEE-DEES I SEE RUNNING AROUND HERE? 1479 00:55:51,522 --> 00:55:53,393 AND THAT OLD-ASS SCOOBY DOO VAN 1480 00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:55,482 THAT YOU'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND. 1481 00:55:55,526 --> 00:55:57,876 YEAH. I SEEN IT. 1482 00:55:57,919 --> 00:55:59,573 NOW, I DRIVE 1483 00:55:59,617 --> 00:56:02,663 A BRAND-NEW MERCEDES BENZ. 1484 00:56:02,707 --> 00:56:05,013 AND THIS IS MY MANSION. 1485 00:56:05,057 --> 00:56:07,581 THAT'S ALL FINE AND DANDY, 1486 00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:10,149 BUT I CATCH YOUR LITTLE TRIFLING TAIL 1487 00:56:10,192 --> 00:56:11,585 TRYING TO PLAY MY COUSIN, 1488 00:56:11,629 --> 00:56:14,283 AND I'LL CUT YOUR ASS. 1489 00:56:14,327 --> 00:56:15,676 OH, AND BY THE WAY, 1490 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:18,766 THAT TIRED LITTLE DRESS YOU'RE TRYING TO ROCK, 1491 00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:20,768 WE ALL KNOW THAT AIN'T REAL. 1492 00:56:20,812 --> 00:56:22,379 POCAHONTAS JUST TRYING TO FRONT, 1493 00:56:22,422 --> 00:56:24,772 ACTING LIKE SHE GOT INDIAN IN HER FAMILY. 1494 00:56:24,816 --> 00:56:26,600 LITTLE BIT CHEROKEE. 1495 00:56:26,644 --> 00:56:29,037 CHEROKEE? 1496 00:56:29,647 --> 00:56:31,126 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1497 00:56:31,170 --> 00:56:32,998 YOU NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT YOUR COUSIN, 1498 00:56:33,041 --> 00:56:34,695 BECAUSE YOUR COUSIN IS MY PROBLEM. 1499 00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:37,394 I'M GONNA TAKE REAL GOOD CARE OF HIM. 1500 00:56:37,437 --> 00:56:39,700 WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS STOP LOOKING FOR 1501 00:56:39,744 --> 00:56:41,833 YOUR BABIES' DADDIES 1502 00:56:41,876 --> 00:56:44,096 DOWN AT THE PAROLE OFFICE. 1503 00:56:44,139 --> 00:56:46,054 AND YOU, LITTLE GHETTO BIRD, 1504 00:56:46,098 --> 00:56:50,537 NEED TO INVEST IN A DIAPHRAGM. 1505 00:56:53,105 --> 00:56:54,323 [HORN HONKS] 1506 00:56:54,367 --> 00:56:55,673 LOOKIE HERE, BLING. 1507 00:56:55,716 --> 00:56:57,588 LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE. 1508 00:56:57,631 --> 00:56:59,328 Man: YOU FELLAS NEED A LIFT? 1509 00:56:59,372 --> 00:57:03,158 HELL, YEAH. COME ON, WHEEZE. LET'S GET IN. 1510 00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:06,118 YOU KNOW, I DON'T MIND PICKING YOU BOYS UP, 1511 00:57:06,161 --> 00:57:08,555 BECAUSE I KNOW HOW IT CAN BE. 1512 00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:09,817 RIGHT ON. 1513 00:57:09,861 --> 00:57:12,124 I'M IN THE HORSE MANURE CONSIGNMENT BUSINESS, 1514 00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:15,170 A MANURE BROKER, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 1515 00:57:15,214 --> 00:57:19,218 BASICALLY, I GO AROUND TO ALL THE RANCHES, 1516 00:57:19,261 --> 00:57:20,741 I SCOOP UP THE HORSE... 1517 00:57:20,785 --> 00:57:21,829 AND I SELL IT 1518 00:57:21,873 --> 00:57:23,483 TO ALL THE FARMERS AND THE LANDSCAPERS. 1519 00:57:23,527 --> 00:57:24,658 THIS STUFF RIGHT HERE. 1520 00:57:24,702 --> 00:57:26,443 AND IF MY TRUCK BREAKS DOWN, 1521 00:57:26,486 --> 00:57:27,748 LET ME TELL YOU, GOD, 1522 00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:31,317 NOBODY'S GONNA PICK UP THIS GUY. 1523 00:57:32,318 --> 00:57:34,146 YOU WANT SOME? 1524 00:57:34,189 --> 00:57:34,973 NO. 1525 00:57:35,016 --> 00:57:35,930 GOOD. YOU OK? 1526 00:57:35,974 --> 00:57:37,845 NOW, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1527 00:57:37,889 --> 00:57:39,238 THERE'S A DEMAND 1528 00:57:39,281 --> 00:57:41,283 FOR GOOD-QUALITY... 1529 00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:43,547 I TELL THE FARMERS, 1530 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,766 MAKE SURE YOU FEED YOUR HORSES 1531 00:57:45,810 --> 00:57:47,899 A WELL-BALANCED DIET. 1532 00:57:47,942 --> 00:57:49,378 ANY DOCTOR WILL TELL YOU, 1533 00:57:49,422 --> 00:57:50,510 IF YOU PUT GOOD STUFF IN, 1534 00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:53,121 GOOD STUFF IS DEFINITELY GONNA COME OUT. 1535 00:57:53,165 --> 00:57:55,994 THAT'S IT! STOP THE CAR! 1536 00:57:56,037 --> 00:57:57,561 STOP THE CAR! 1537 00:57:57,604 --> 00:58:00,607 AND DON'T SAY... ELSE ABOUT... 1538 00:58:00,651 --> 00:58:03,349 COME ON, WHEEZE! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 1539 00:58:03,392 --> 00:58:05,220 HEY. 1540 00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:10,617 Todd: DEE, YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR KIDS. 1541 00:58:10,661 --> 00:58:12,967 THEY'RE SCRATCHING UP MY STAIRS. LOOK AT THIS. 1542 00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:14,926 Boy: OH, MAN, WE CAN'T DO NOTHING OVER HERE. 1543 00:58:14,969 --> 00:58:16,275 I SHOULDN'T HAVE NEVER CAME HERE. 1544 00:58:16,318 --> 00:58:18,495 I SHOULD HAVE WENT TO LEBRON JAMES' HOUSE. 1545 00:58:18,538 --> 00:58:20,975 I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. 1546 00:58:21,019 --> 00:58:21,846 DISRESPECTFUL. 1547 00:58:21,889 --> 00:58:23,630 BOY, YOU WORRY TOO DAMN MUCH. 1548 00:58:23,674 --> 00:58:25,023 ALL THIS RUNNING-AROUND THEY DOING, 1549 00:58:25,066 --> 00:58:27,547 THEY'RE GONNA START DROPPING LIKE FLIES IN A MINUTE. 1550 00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:28,548 JUST CHILL. 1551 00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:29,854 I TRIED TELLING HER, TODD, 1552 00:58:29,897 --> 00:58:31,377 BUT YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST UNCIVILIZED. 1553 00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:36,164 LEROY, LEROY, LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY DAMN BAT. 1554 00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:38,950 I'M COMING TO GET YOU! 1555 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,520 GRANDPA! 1556 00:58:43,563 --> 00:58:45,347 AUNT NETTIE, COULD YOU PLEASE KEEP THESE KIDS OUT OF HERE? 1557 00:58:45,391 --> 00:58:49,134 MY AGENT AND I ARE TRYING TO DO SOME BUSINESS. 1558 00:58:49,177 --> 00:58:50,439 OK. 1559 00:58:50,483 --> 00:58:51,876 PLEASE. JUST... 1560 00:58:51,919 --> 00:58:53,921 CALM DOWN, HONEY. 1561 00:58:53,965 --> 00:58:55,923 AGENT. 1562 00:58:55,967 --> 00:58:57,403 CHECK. 1563 00:58:57,446 --> 00:58:58,273 GOOD JOB. 1564 00:58:58,317 --> 00:59:00,580 Nettie: JAMAL! JAMAL! JAMAL! 1565 00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:04,062 TODD'S AGENT IS HERE, AND BABY, IF HE SEES YOU PLAY, 1566 00:59:04,105 --> 00:59:06,978 I KNOW WE CAN GET A CONTRACT, 1567 00:59:07,021 --> 00:59:08,762 MAYBE EVEN BIGGER THAN TODD'S. 1568 00:59:08,806 --> 00:59:11,809 MOM, LOOK. I GOT CHECKMATE IN ONE MOVE. 1569 00:59:11,852 --> 00:59:14,333 AND HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TELL YOU? 1570 00:59:14,376 --> 00:59:17,379 I'M NOT TRYING TO PLAY PRO BALL. 1571 00:59:17,423 --> 00:59:19,512 WELL, YOU JUST CHECK THAT, BABY. 1572 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:22,167 NOW, I WANT YOU TO GET DRESSED NOW! 1573 00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:23,298 NO EXCUSES! 1574 00:59:23,342 --> 00:59:26,084 NETTIE, NOW JAMAL HAS A LIFE OF HIS OWN 1575 00:59:26,127 --> 00:59:27,999 THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE PRO BASKETBALL. 1576 00:59:28,042 --> 00:59:29,914 WE DIDN'T COME HERE FOR A TRYOUT. 1577 00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:31,524 WE CAME HERE FOR A COOKOUT. 1578 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:33,526 WHEN'S THAT FOOD GONNA BE READY? 1579 00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:34,527 QUIET, FRANK! 1580 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:35,833 IF YOU'D SPENT MORE TIME 1581 00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:37,182 TEACHING YOUR SON HOW TO PLAY 1582 00:59:37,225 --> 00:59:38,313 INSTEAD OF FEEDING YOUR FACE, 1583 00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:39,619 I WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE DOING THIS! 1584 00:59:39,663 --> 00:59:42,796 MAMA'S GONNA GET HER BABY A CONTRACT 1585 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,363 WHETHER HE WANTS ONE OR NOT! 1586 00:59:44,406 --> 00:59:46,844 YOU, GO GET YOUR SWEATS ON! 1587 00:59:46,887 --> 00:59:47,758 NOW! 1588 00:59:47,801 --> 00:59:50,282 THE BOY AIN'T EVEN GOT A HOOP. 1589 00:59:50,325 --> 00:59:51,413 NICE AND QUIET. 1590 00:59:51,457 --> 00:59:53,111 AWAY FROM ALL THE INSANITY. HAVE A SEAT. 1591 00:59:53,154 --> 00:59:56,897 WE ARE SO SORRY ABOUT ALL THE DISTRACTIONS. 1592 00:59:56,941 --> 00:59:58,638 I ASSURE YOU, THIS FAMILY GATHERING 1593 00:59:58,682 --> 01:00:00,858 WAS A COMPLETE SCHEDULING MISHAP. 1594 01:00:00,901 --> 01:00:02,033 IT'S OK. 1595 01:00:02,076 --> 01:00:03,600 I'M RATHER ENJOYING MYSELF. 1596 01:00:03,643 --> 01:00:05,427 ARE YOU? IT'S FUN, RIGHT? COOKOUTS ARE FUN. 1597 01:00:05,471 --> 01:00:07,995 ANYWAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEW PRODUCT LAUNCH, OK? 1598 01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:11,564 WE KNOW THAT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOUR COMPANY, 1599 01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:13,000 AND WE THINK THAT TODD WOULD BE 1600 01:00:13,044 --> 01:00:14,567 ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. PICTURE IT-- 1601 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:16,830 YOUNG ROOKIE, OUT ON THE ROAD, 1602 01:00:16,874 --> 01:00:18,397 MISSING HIS FAMILY, 1603 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:22,183 NEEDING YOUR SERVICE TO STAY IN TOUCH WITH THEM. 1604 01:00:22,227 --> 01:00:23,881 [GLASS SHATTERS] 1605 01:00:23,924 --> 01:00:25,317 GOD! 1606 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,406 Man: STOP SWINGING THAT BAT! SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET HURT! 1607 01:00:27,449 --> 01:00:29,190 EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE, MS. PETERS. 1608 01:00:29,234 --> 01:00:30,670 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1609 01:00:30,714 --> 01:00:32,193 YEAH, YEAH. 1610 01:00:32,237 --> 01:00:34,413 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 1611 01:00:34,456 --> 01:00:36,502 FOUL! FOUL! Y'ALL SAW IT! 1612 01:00:36,545 --> 01:00:38,069 IT'S MY BAT! MY BAT! 1613 01:00:38,112 --> 01:00:40,985 GRANDPA, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, NOT IN THE HOUSE. 1614 01:00:41,028 --> 01:00:42,595 PLEASE, NOT IN THE HOUSE. 1615 01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:44,466 RULES! RULES! RULES! 1616 01:00:44,510 --> 01:00:46,512 EVERYBODY ALWAYS TELLING KIDS 1617 01:00:46,555 --> 01:00:48,949 AND OLD FOLKS WHAT TO DO. 1618 01:00:48,993 --> 01:00:50,908 COME ON, KIDS. LET'S GO. 1619 01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:53,432 WE'LL SHOW THEM. COME ON. 1620 01:00:53,475 --> 01:00:54,999 WE'RE GOING OUTSIDE 1621 01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:57,392 AND POO-POO ON OURSELVES. 1622 01:00:57,436 --> 01:00:59,612 OH, GOD. 1623 01:01:00,918 --> 01:01:03,834 EW...GOD. 1624 01:01:03,877 --> 01:01:05,052 OH... 1625 01:01:05,096 --> 01:01:07,576 I LOVE YOU, UNCLE TODD. 1626 01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:10,014 I LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN. OH... 1627 01:01:10,057 --> 01:01:11,276 WHAT'S UP? 1628 01:01:11,319 --> 01:01:12,843 DO YOU SEE THAT POODLE? 1629 01:01:12,886 --> 01:01:14,453 WHOSE DOG IS THAT? 1630 01:01:14,496 --> 01:01:17,935 YO, I'M GONNA GIVE IT SOME COOKIES. 1631 01:01:18,849 --> 01:01:20,241 COME HERE, GIRL. 1632 01:01:20,285 --> 01:01:23,854 GIVE ME ONE, MAN. LET ME TRY. GIVE ME ONE. 1633 01:01:23,897 --> 01:01:24,985 HERE, MAN. 1634 01:01:25,029 --> 01:01:26,900 I AIN'T GIVING MY COOKIE TO NO DOG, MAN. 1635 01:01:26,944 --> 01:01:29,294 YOU MUST BE CRAZY. 1636 01:01:29,337 --> 01:01:32,253 OK, THIS IS IT, BABY. TAKE IT TO THE HOOP. 1637 01:01:32,297 --> 01:01:34,778 TAKE IT TO THE HOOP. THIS IS IT. 1638 01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:36,562 MA, YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS. 1639 01:01:36,605 --> 01:01:38,303 WHERE AM I GONNA PLAY BALL? 1640 01:01:38,346 --> 01:01:40,566 THERE'S NO BASKET IN HERE. 1641 01:01:40,609 --> 01:01:41,872 YOU WANT A BASKET? 1642 01:01:41,915 --> 01:01:44,135 THERE'S YOUR BASKET. 1643 01:01:44,178 --> 01:01:46,746 "D" UP, LEROY. NO EASY BUCKETS. 1644 01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:49,053 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, 1645 01:01:49,096 --> 01:01:52,230 BECAUSE I'M ALREADY... I'M UP IN HERE. 1646 01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:55,146 UP IN HERE, BABY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1647 01:01:55,189 --> 01:01:57,452 COME ON, BOY. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. 1648 01:01:57,496 --> 01:01:59,280 COME ON. 1649 01:02:00,107 --> 01:02:02,370 COME ON. YOU READY FOR ME? 1650 01:02:02,414 --> 01:02:04,329 DON'T TRY TO GO LEFT. DON'T GO LEFT. 1651 01:02:04,372 --> 01:02:06,374 I'M TELLING YOU-- 1652 01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:10,552 YES! 1653 01:02:10,596 --> 01:02:12,293 THAT'S MY BOY! THAT'S MY BOY! 1654 01:02:12,337 --> 01:02:14,600 DID YOU SEE HOW HE HANDLED THAT BALL? 1655 01:02:14,643 --> 01:02:15,470 YOU CANNOT TELL ME 1656 01:02:15,514 --> 01:02:16,733 THAT MY BABY DON'T HAVE GAME. 1657 01:02:16,776 --> 01:02:18,691 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1658 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:19,823 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1659 01:02:19,866 --> 01:02:21,781 I THINK...WOW. OH, MY GOD. I GOT A CALL. 1660 01:02:21,825 --> 01:02:23,174 YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING. 1661 01:02:23,217 --> 01:02:27,874 MY JAMAL, HE SHOULD BE PLAYING IN THE PROS! 1662 01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:30,877 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1663 01:02:30,921 --> 01:02:31,791 OH, YEAH. 1664 01:02:31,835 --> 01:02:33,010 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1665 01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:34,968 YOU THINK THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS IN THERE? 1666 01:02:35,012 --> 01:02:37,188 DAMN! WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW? 1667 01:02:37,231 --> 01:02:38,755 DID YOU READ THE RULES AND REGULATIONS? 1668 01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:40,669 BECAUSE I CAN SEE ABOUT 10 VIOLATIONS IN HERE, 1669 01:02:40,713 --> 01:02:42,584 AND I AIN'T EVEN UP IN HERE GOOD. 1670 01:02:42,628 --> 01:02:45,109 YOU ARE WAY OVER THE ALLOWED AMOUNT OF VISITORS. 1671 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:46,545 YOU'RE TOO LOUD. 1672 01:02:46,588 --> 01:02:48,808 AND DO I SMELL A GRILL? 1673 01:02:48,852 --> 01:02:52,551 OH, NO. YOU NEED A PERMIT TO COOK OUTDOORS. 1674 01:02:52,594 --> 01:02:53,595 IT'S JUST A COOKOUT. 1675 01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:54,814 WE AIN'T BOTHERING NOBODY! 1676 01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:56,860 LOOK, YOUNGBLOOD, BACK THE HELL UP. 1677 01:02:56,903 --> 01:02:57,948 NOW, LOOK, MR. ANDERSEN, 1678 01:02:57,991 --> 01:02:59,340 YOU BETTER GET YOUR FAMILY TOGETHER, 1679 01:02:59,384 --> 01:03:02,691 OR YOUR TIME AT GARDEN RIDGE WILL BE OVER REAL SOON. 1680 01:03:02,735 --> 01:03:04,955 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1681 01:03:17,315 --> 01:03:19,752 THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. 1682 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:21,972 EVERYBODY GET OUT! AFTER THIS FOOD IS DONE, 1683 01:03:22,015 --> 01:03:23,843 GET A DOGGY BAG AND GET OUT! 1684 01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:27,368 HEY, MAN, WHY DON'T YOU CALM DOWN, MAN? 1685 01:03:27,412 --> 01:03:29,109 YOU TRIPPIN'. 1686 01:03:29,153 --> 01:03:31,372 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU-- 1687 01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:33,418 HEY, YOU HEAR ME TALKING? 1688 01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:35,812 DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME. 1689 01:03:37,378 --> 01:03:38,597 JOJO. 1690 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,729 YEAH. IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY. 1691 01:03:40,773 --> 01:03:42,688 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 1692 01:03:42,731 --> 01:03:44,255 IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY. 1693 01:03:44,298 --> 01:03:46,300 IT'S OK. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1694 01:03:46,344 --> 01:03:47,824 HE'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 1695 01:03:47,867 --> 01:03:50,609 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 1696 01:04:01,141 --> 01:04:03,274 [CLEARS THROAT] 1697 01:04:03,317 --> 01:04:04,884 I HATE TO INTERRUPT, 1698 01:04:04,928 --> 01:04:09,280 BUT HAVE EITHER OF YOU SEEN MY DOG? GUINEVERE. 1699 01:04:09,323 --> 01:04:10,542 GUINEVERE. 1700 01:04:10,585 --> 01:04:13,458 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 1701 01:04:13,501 --> 01:04:16,461 IN THE HOUSE, GUINEVERE. 1702 01:04:18,071 --> 01:04:19,856 [SNIFFING] 1703 01:04:19,899 --> 01:04:21,074 OH, NO. 1704 01:04:21,118 --> 01:04:24,164 IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 1705 01:04:24,208 --> 01:04:25,339 YEAH. 1706 01:04:25,383 --> 01:04:27,907 I'M SHOCKED AT YOU TWO YOUNG MEN. 1707 01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:29,517 SO AM I. 1708 01:04:29,561 --> 01:04:30,910 WE'RE SORRY. 1709 01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:33,260 I WEEP FOR YOUR GENERATION. 1710 01:04:33,304 --> 01:04:35,480 IN MY DAY... 1711 01:04:35,523 --> 01:04:41,181 NO ONE WOULD CONSIDER BAKING WITH INFERIOR INGREDIENTS. 1712 01:04:41,225 --> 01:04:44,271 TAKE THE HIGH ROAD, MY SONS. 1713 01:04:44,315 --> 01:04:48,493 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN...EASY BAKE. 1714 01:04:48,536 --> 01:04:52,062 HA HA HA. YEAH. 1715 01:04:52,105 --> 01:04:54,586 LIGHT 'EM UP. LIGHT 'EM UP. 1716 01:04:54,629 --> 01:04:56,675 [LAUGHTER] 1717 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,245 I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE, MAN. 1718 01:05:01,288 --> 01:05:02,986 AH, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT 1719 01:05:03,029 --> 01:05:05,684 THAT A STRAIGHT-LACED DUDE LIKE YOU 1720 01:05:05,727 --> 01:05:07,468 WOULD ENJOY GETTING A LIFT? MAN. 1721 01:05:07,512 --> 01:05:09,557 I USED TO LIKE TO DO A LOT OF THINGS 1722 01:05:09,601 --> 01:05:11,864 BEFORE I MARRIED MRS. CROWLEY-- 1723 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,735 DRINK MALT LIQUOR, 1724 01:05:13,779 --> 01:05:16,869 LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC... 1725 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,218 EAT OREO COOKIES. 1726 01:05:18,262 --> 01:05:20,133 OH, I KNOW THAT ONE. 1727 01:05:20,177 --> 01:05:21,178 [LAUGHTER] 1728 01:05:21,221 --> 01:05:22,962 IF SHE'S SUCH A BUZZ-KILL THEN, 1729 01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:24,746 MAN, WHY DID YOU MARRY HER? 1730 01:05:24,790 --> 01:05:26,487 IT WAS A GOOD BUSINESS DECISION. 1731 01:05:26,531 --> 01:05:28,359 SEE, SHE COMES FROM MONEY, 1732 01:05:28,402 --> 01:05:33,016 AND WHERE I WAS RAISED, MONEY MARRIES MONEY. 1733 01:05:33,059 --> 01:05:34,234 YEAH, BUT THEM TITS 1734 01:05:34,278 --> 01:05:35,627 IS NICE, TOO, THOUGH, HUH? 1735 01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:38,499 WHAT ABOUT THEM NIPPLES? SHE GOT SOME LITTLE RAISINS 1736 01:05:38,543 --> 01:05:40,849 OR SOME NICE BIG GUMDROPS? 1737 01:05:40,893 --> 01:05:43,417 THAT'S MY WIFE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1738 01:05:43,461 --> 01:05:45,071 OH, MY BAD, MAN. 1739 01:05:45,115 --> 01:05:47,073 SORRY. 1740 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:51,860 OK. 1741 01:05:51,904 --> 01:05:52,905 GUMDROPS. 1742 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:55,952 I KNEW IT! I SEEN THEM IN HER SHIRT! 1743 01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:04,264 YOU MIND IF I HELP? 1744 01:06:04,308 --> 01:06:07,180 KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 1745 01:06:08,703 --> 01:06:12,969 OH! SWEET JESUS! 1746 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,579 HEY, HEY, HEY. COME ON. 1747 01:06:14,622 --> 01:06:15,841 LET ME HELP. LET ME HELP. 1748 01:06:15,884 --> 01:06:18,104 YOU'LL TEAR THE THING UP. 1749 01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:19,453 IS IT COMING OUT? 1750 01:06:19,497 --> 01:06:22,108 YOU CAN PUT A FLOWER OR SOMETHING OVER IT. 1751 01:06:22,152 --> 01:06:25,111 A FLOWER, EM? LOOK AT THIS. 1752 01:06:25,155 --> 01:06:27,635 I GOT TO TAKE THIS BACK TOMORROW. 1753 01:06:27,679 --> 01:06:28,636 $1,200? 1754 01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,988 WHY'D YOU SPEND $1,200 ON A DRESS? 1755 01:06:32,031 --> 01:06:38,255 I WANTED TO BE MORE FABULOUS THAN YOU, OK? 1756 01:06:38,298 --> 01:06:40,344 NETTIE, COME ON. COME HERE. 1757 01:06:40,387 --> 01:06:43,129 COME ON. SIT DOWN. 1758 01:06:45,305 --> 01:06:49,309 GOD, NETTIE, COME ON NOW. 1759 01:06:49,657 --> 01:06:51,572 WHEN YOU AND ME, WE WERE COMING UP, 1760 01:06:51,616 --> 01:06:55,054 WE WERE TIGHT, WE WERE CLOSE. 1761 01:06:55,098 --> 01:06:59,102 THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED. EVERYTHING. 1762 01:06:59,145 --> 01:07:00,103 WHY? 1763 01:07:00,146 --> 01:07:03,410 ALL THE WHILE WE WERE GROWING UP, 1764 01:07:03,454 --> 01:07:05,238 ALL I EVER HEARD 1765 01:07:05,282 --> 01:07:08,328 WAS HOW BEAUTIFUL EMMA WAS 1766 01:07:08,372 --> 01:07:10,939 AND HOW SMART EMMA WAS. 1767 01:07:10,983 --> 01:07:13,551 EVEN NOW, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE THE BETTER PARENT. 1768 01:07:13,594 --> 01:07:17,859 TODD IS HOSTING A COOKOUT IN THIS CASTLE, 1769 01:07:17,903 --> 01:07:23,430 AND JAMAL CAN'T EVEN GET A PRO BASKETBALL TRYOUT. 1770 01:07:23,474 --> 01:07:24,692 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE 1771 01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:26,216 THIS IS SOME KIND OF COMPETITION. 1772 01:07:26,259 --> 01:07:29,567 JAMAL IS TOP HONORS IN HIS CLASS, NETTIE. 1773 01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:32,700 HE'S DAMN NEAR A STRAIGHT-A STUDENT, OK? 1774 01:07:32,744 --> 01:07:35,442 HE COULD BE A DOCTOR OR A LAWYER. 1775 01:07:35,486 --> 01:07:37,792 YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? 1776 01:07:37,836 --> 01:07:40,360 HE COULD CHANGE THE WORLD. 1777 01:07:40,404 --> 01:07:43,537 WOW. CHANGE THE WORLD. 1778 01:07:43,581 --> 01:07:45,626 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1779 01:07:45,670 --> 01:07:50,109 LAWYERS AND DOCTORS MAKE GOOD MONEY. 1780 01:07:50,153 --> 01:07:51,719 HELLO. 1781 01:07:51,763 --> 01:07:54,853 THIS AIN'T NO COMPETITION, BUT... 1782 01:07:54,896 --> 01:07:57,334 THEY MAKE GOODMONEY. 1783 01:07:57,377 --> 01:08:00,772 Jeeves: MISS BECKY CRUZ. 1784 01:08:00,815 --> 01:08:01,860 HEY. 1785 01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:05,081 HEY, LADY EM. THANKS FOR INVITING ME. 1786 01:08:05,124 --> 01:08:06,778 HI, BABY. 1787 01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:08,301 YOUR MOTHER TOLD ME 1788 01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:10,825 I'D FIND YOU BACK HERE. 1789 01:08:10,869 --> 01:08:12,305 COOKOUT'S AROUND THE BACK. 1790 01:08:12,349 --> 01:08:16,483 JUST FOLLOW THE CIGARETTE BURNS AND THE DOO-DOO DIAPERS. 1791 01:08:16,527 --> 01:08:18,572 YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME, 1792 01:08:18,616 --> 01:08:21,444 DO YOU... DOO-DOO HEAD? 1793 01:08:22,314 --> 01:08:23,359 DOO-DOO HEAD? 1794 01:08:23,403 --> 01:08:26,493 BUCK TEETH, BRACES, GLASSES SO THICK 1795 01:08:26,537 --> 01:08:30,975 I COULD SEE INTO THE FUTURE. 1796 01:08:31,019 --> 01:08:32,412 BECKY? 1797 01:08:32,456 --> 01:08:33,892 MM-HMM. 1798 01:08:33,935 --> 01:08:35,981 YO. GIRL. 1799 01:08:36,024 --> 01:08:38,113 HEY. 1800 01:08:39,506 --> 01:08:42,770 SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. 1801 01:08:43,684 --> 01:08:46,339 OH, MAN. 1802 01:08:46,383 --> 01:08:48,559 DAMN, GIRL! 1803 01:08:48,602 --> 01:08:50,430 YOU LOOK... WHAT HAPPENED? 1804 01:08:50,474 --> 01:08:53,303 YOU...YOU DID YOUR THING. 1805 01:08:53,345 --> 01:08:55,131 WHAT CAN I SAY? 1806 01:08:55,174 --> 01:08:56,741 AFTER 10 YEARS IN BRACES, 1807 01:08:56,783 --> 01:08:59,004 I GUESS MY TEETH FINALLY DECIDED TO COOPERATE. 1808 01:08:59,046 --> 01:09:00,484 THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS... 1809 01:09:00,527 --> 01:09:02,747 THE COOKOUT THAT MY MOMS THREW 1810 01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:04,009 FOR ME AND JAMAL 1811 01:09:04,051 --> 01:09:05,402 BEFORE I WENT TO RUTGERS. 1812 01:09:05,444 --> 01:09:07,839 YEAH. I JUST GRADUATED FROM SPELLMAN. 1813 01:09:07,881 --> 01:09:09,014 CONGRATULATIONS. 1814 01:09:09,057 --> 01:09:11,886 THANKS. I JUST MOVED BACK HOME. 1815 01:09:11,930 --> 01:09:15,238 I START AT DENTAL SCHOOL IN THE FALL. 1816 01:09:15,281 --> 01:09:17,892 BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. 1817 01:09:17,935 --> 01:09:19,328 LOOK AT YOU. 1818 01:09:19,372 --> 01:09:22,332 YOU'VE COME REALLY FAR, DOO-DOO HEAD. 1819 01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:23,462 NOT FAR ENOUGH. 1820 01:09:23,506 --> 01:09:25,377 WHEN MOMS GAVE WORD ABOUT THIS COOKOUT, 1821 01:09:25,421 --> 01:09:27,206 MY FAMILY STARTED SHOWING UP 1822 01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:30,383 FASTER THAN ROACHES AT A GARBAGE STRIKE. 1823 01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:34,038 [MUTTERING] 1824 01:09:34,082 --> 01:09:38,304 YO, HURRY UP. WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG? 1825 01:09:38,348 --> 01:09:41,307 YO, WHEEZE, HURRY UP SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE. 1826 01:09:41,350 --> 01:09:43,569 I ALMOST GOT IT. 1827 01:09:43,613 --> 01:09:45,920 [ENGINE TURNING OVER] 1828 01:09:45,964 --> 01:09:48,618 EXCUSE ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 1829 01:09:48,662 --> 01:09:50,403 COME HERE AND SHUT UP. 1830 01:09:50,447 --> 01:09:52,710 Brittany: AAH! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. 1831 01:09:52,752 --> 01:09:55,408 Bling: JUST DRIVE THE CAR, AND NOBODY WILL GET HURT. 1832 01:09:55,452 --> 01:09:56,453 OK, I WILL, 1833 01:09:56,496 --> 01:09:57,932 BUT MY BOYFRIEND'S REALLY RICH. 1834 01:09:57,976 --> 01:09:59,543 HE'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT. 1835 01:09:59,586 --> 01:10:01,022 YOU JUST GET US TO GARDEN RIDGE. 1836 01:10:01,066 --> 01:10:04,548 WE'LL WORRY ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND LATER. 1837 01:10:04,591 --> 01:10:06,854 REMEMBER ABOUT... 2 YEARS AGO, 1838 01:10:06,898 --> 01:10:09,379 WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING AGAINST INDIANA STATE? 1839 01:10:09,422 --> 01:10:11,946 YOU WERE STRUGGLING THE WHOLE GAME. 1840 01:10:11,990 --> 01:10:14,166 THAT WAS THE WORST GAME I EVER HAD. 1841 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,081 YEAH, I THINK I WAS, LIKE, 1842 01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:17,735 2 FOR 8 FROM THE FREE-THROW LINE. 1843 01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:19,693 YOUR FAMILY HAD THESE BIG SIGNS UP 1844 01:10:19,737 --> 01:10:21,521 WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM... 1845 01:10:21,565 --> 01:10:23,567 AND THEY STAYED UP THE ENTIRE GAME, 1846 01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:25,351 EVEN WHEN YOU WERE ON THE BENCH. 1847 01:10:25,395 --> 01:10:30,574 THEY BROUGHT THOSE SIGNS TO EVERY GAME. 1848 01:10:31,096 --> 01:10:34,926 THEY'VE ALWAYS HAD YOUR BACK. 1849 01:10:36,319 --> 01:10:37,624 WAIT A MINUTE. 1850 01:10:37,668 --> 01:10:38,930 WAIT A MINUTE. 1851 01:10:38,973 --> 01:10:41,149 SO YOU USED TO WATCH ME PLAY? 1852 01:10:41,193 --> 01:10:43,021 DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 1853 01:10:43,064 --> 01:10:44,805 HA HA HA. 1854 01:10:44,849 --> 01:10:46,677 BUT...YES. 1855 01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,113 JUST BECAUSE WE LOST TOUCH 1856 01:10:48,156 --> 01:10:50,768 DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T CHECK UP ON YOU. 1857 01:10:50,811 --> 01:10:54,598 I GUESS I GOT SOME APOLOGIZING TO DO. 1858 01:10:54,641 --> 01:10:57,122 YEP. 1859 01:10:58,950 --> 01:11:00,604 YOU KNOW, BECKY... 1860 01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:03,433 I ALWAYS, ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE 1861 01:11:03,476 --> 01:11:06,305 REALLY SPECIAL TO ME, AND, UM... 1862 01:11:06,349 --> 01:11:08,655 IT WAS SOMETHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO, 1863 01:11:08,699 --> 01:11:12,616 BUT I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO-- 1864 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:17,969 I WANTED TO DO THAT EARLIER. 1865 01:11:18,012 --> 01:11:20,058 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1866 01:11:20,101 --> 01:11:21,581 WHOO! YES. 1867 01:11:21,625 --> 01:11:22,626 COME ON. 1868 01:11:22,669 --> 01:11:25,063 SUMMER. IT'S REALLY SUMMER. 1869 01:11:27,326 --> 01:11:30,982 YEAH. THANK YOU, MAN. 1870 01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:45,605 MA, THOSE POTATOES YOU MADE EARLIER WAS BANGING. 1871 01:11:54,614 --> 01:11:56,834 LOOK, MA, THE STUFF I SAID EARLIER-- 1872 01:11:56,877 --> 01:12:00,185 I LOVE YOU, TOO, TODD. 1873 01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:04,624 COME HERE. 1874 01:12:04,668 --> 01:12:07,671 I'M SORRY, MOM. I'M SORRY. 1875 01:12:07,714 --> 01:12:10,674 MMM... 1876 01:12:14,547 --> 01:12:16,288 JEEVES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1877 01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:19,422 WELL, I'M GIVING TO-GO CONTAINERS 1878 01:12:19,465 --> 01:12:21,032 TO YOUR GUESTS, SIR. 1879 01:12:21,075 --> 01:12:22,555 MAN, PUT THOSE AWAY. 1880 01:12:22,599 --> 01:12:25,297 PEOPLE ONLY USE THOSE TO BRING FOOD HOME 1881 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,430 AFTERA COOKOUT. 1882 01:12:27,473 --> 01:12:30,346 OH. VERY GOOD, SIR. 1883 01:12:30,824 --> 01:12:34,698 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 1884 01:12:36,482 --> 01:12:38,963 I PUT HIS ASS IN CHECK RIGHT QUICK, 1885 01:12:39,006 --> 01:12:40,530 JUST LIKE I DONE YOU. 1886 01:12:40,573 --> 01:12:44,664 PLUS THAT STUPID GATE ARM WON'T OPEN. 1887 01:12:51,105 --> 01:12:53,281 OH! 1888 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:57,242 REMEMBER, I ALWAYS LOVED YOU, BABY. 1889 01:12:57,285 --> 01:12:59,766 [BEEP] 1890 01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:03,683 TIME TO BREAK THE GLASS. 1891 01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:26,489 YOU KNOW, I'M... I'M TRYING TO FIND 1892 01:13:26,532 --> 01:13:28,055 MY HUSBAND HOLSTEAD. 1893 01:13:28,099 --> 01:13:30,449 HAVE YOU SEEN MY HUSBAND HOLSTEAD? 1894 01:13:30,493 --> 01:13:33,017 MY HUSBAND HOLSTEAD? EXCUSE ME! 1895 01:13:33,060 --> 01:13:34,714 [CONVERSATION STOPS] 1896 01:13:34,758 --> 01:13:37,630 [SOFTLY] HAS ANYBODY SEEN HOLSTEAD? 1897 01:13:37,674 --> 01:13:38,849 MY HUSBAND. 1898 01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:40,372 [DOOR OPENS] 1899 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:41,982 HOLSTEAD! 1900 01:13:43,201 --> 01:13:46,378 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 1901 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:47,858 WHAT IT LOOK LIKE? 1902 01:13:47,901 --> 01:13:51,209 I GAVE ME AND THAT BITCH 1903 01:13:51,252 --> 01:13:52,645 SOME FLAVOR. 1904 01:13:52,689 --> 01:13:55,474 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT USING THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE 1905 01:13:55,518 --> 01:13:57,998 IN FRONT OF--AAH! LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF HER? 1906 01:13:58,042 --> 01:14:00,653 HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN HOW SENSITIVE SHE IS? 1907 01:14:00,697 --> 01:14:01,698 LOOK HERE, WOMAN. 1908 01:14:01,741 --> 01:14:03,613 THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE AROUND HERE. 1909 01:14:03,656 --> 01:14:06,093 I'M TIRED OF YOU PUTTING YOUR FOOT 1910 01:14:06,137 --> 01:14:07,094 ON THE BACK 1911 01:14:07,138 --> 01:14:09,270 OF A BROTHER'S NECK ALL THE TIME. 1912 01:14:09,314 --> 01:14:10,663 THERE IT IS. 1913 01:14:10,707 --> 01:14:11,925 AMEN, BROTHER. 1914 01:14:11,969 --> 01:14:13,797 DON'T LET HER PUT WHITE BALLS IN MOTHER EARTH. 1915 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:14,972 DAMN STRAIGHT. 1916 01:14:15,015 --> 01:14:18,802 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS BEFORE. 1917 01:14:18,845 --> 01:14:24,242 I MEAN, YOU'RE SO PROUD AND...SEXY. 1918 01:14:24,285 --> 01:14:28,812 LET'S...GO HOME. NOW. 1919 01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:31,945 WOMAN, WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU? 1920 01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:35,427 WE GO HOME WHEN I SAY SO. 1921 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:39,170 [MURMURING] 1922 01:14:41,302 --> 01:14:43,000 ALL RIGHT. 1923 01:14:43,043 --> 01:14:45,132 COME ON. LET'S GO. 1924 01:14:45,176 --> 01:14:47,874 I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT, MRS. CROWLEY. 1925 01:14:47,918 --> 01:14:49,528 YOU BETTER GET THAT. 1926 01:14:49,572 --> 01:14:51,182 OK, EVERYBODY, LET'S SAY GRACE. 1927 01:14:51,225 --> 01:14:54,272 TODD, YOU'RE OUR HOST. LEAD US IN PRAYER. 1928 01:14:54,315 --> 01:14:58,102 DEAR LORD, THANK YOU FOR THIS GATHERING-- 1929 01:14:58,145 --> 01:14:59,843 SIR! 1930 01:15:01,366 --> 01:15:05,501 A MR. BIG PIMPING BLING-BLING 1931 01:15:05,544 --> 01:15:08,547 AND MR. O.G. BIG WHEEZER. 1932 01:15:08,591 --> 01:15:10,070 WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 1933 01:15:10,114 --> 01:15:11,332 IT'S THE SNEAKERS, 1934 01:15:11,376 --> 01:15:13,770 THE FUNKY-ASS SNEAKERS OVER THERE. 1935 01:15:13,813 --> 01:15:15,598 THAT DON'T SMELL LIKE FEET. 1936 01:15:15,641 --> 01:15:17,295 IT SMELLS LIKE ASS. 1937 01:15:17,338 --> 01:15:18,514 YEAH. 1938 01:15:18,557 --> 01:15:20,341 Y'ALL ARE DOING THE DAMN THING IN HERE, HUH? 1939 01:15:20,385 --> 01:15:22,300 CORN... 1940 01:15:22,343 --> 01:15:23,431 HAM... 1941 01:15:23,475 --> 01:15:24,694 SOME CHICKEN... 1942 01:15:24,737 --> 01:15:25,912 MAC AND CHEESE. 1943 01:15:25,956 --> 01:15:28,567 LOOKS LIKE Y'ALL DON'T NEED NO MORE OF THAT. 1944 01:15:28,611 --> 01:15:30,047 BRITTANY, WHAT'S THIS TRASH 1945 01:15:30,090 --> 01:15:32,963 YOU DONE BROUGHT UP IN THIS HOUSE? 1946 01:15:33,006 --> 01:15:34,312 I'M SORRY. HE HAS A GUN. 1947 01:15:34,355 --> 01:15:35,618 BUT, LADY EM, HERE'S THE HAM. 1948 01:15:35,661 --> 01:15:38,142 IT HAS BONE IN IT AND EVERYTHING. 1949 01:15:38,185 --> 01:15:39,491 WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME 1950 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,885 BLACK FOLKS GET TOGETHER TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, 1951 01:15:41,928 --> 01:15:44,757 JOKERS LIKE YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO MESS IT UP? 1952 01:15:44,801 --> 01:15:46,193 YOUR KIND IS THE REASON 1953 01:15:46,237 --> 01:15:48,805 GOOD FOLK LIKE TODD LEAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 1954 01:15:48,848 --> 01:15:50,458 YOUNG MAN, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE. 1955 01:15:50,502 --> 01:15:51,895 Bling: SHUT THE HELL UP, LADY. 1956 01:15:51,938 --> 01:15:53,331 TAKE CARE OF THEM KIDS BACK THERE. 1957 01:15:53,374 --> 01:15:55,376 THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO BE DOING. 1958 01:15:55,420 --> 01:15:56,726 LOOK, MAN, WHO ARE YOU? 1959 01:15:56,769 --> 01:15:57,770 AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE, MAN? 1960 01:15:57,814 --> 01:15:59,206 DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 1961 01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:00,947 I TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU KNOW. 1962 01:16:00,991 --> 01:16:03,080 NOW GET YOUR ASS UP AGAINST THE WALL 1963 01:16:03,123 --> 01:16:05,169 AND SIGN THEM SNEAKERS. 1964 01:16:21,098 --> 01:16:22,926 HEY, MAN. 1965 01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:24,275 WHAT? 1966 01:16:24,318 --> 01:16:27,495 LOOK OVER THERE. 1967 01:16:30,237 --> 01:16:33,676 WHAT'S SHE TRYING... WHAT'S SHE SAYING? 1968 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:42,641 ALL RIGHT, LUSCIOUS. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1969 01:16:44,817 --> 01:16:47,428 TODD, ARE YOU IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE? 1970 01:16:47,472 --> 01:16:50,344 POP, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THESE DUDES ARE. 1971 01:16:50,388 --> 01:16:51,824 DOES THIS SORT OF THING OCCUR FREQUENTLY? 1972 01:16:51,868 --> 01:16:53,739 OH, YEAH. I'VE BEEN TO MANY COOKOUTS, 1973 01:16:53,783 --> 01:16:54,871 AND LET ME TELL YOU, 1974 01:16:54,914 --> 01:16:56,699 THIS KIND OF THING HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 1975 01:16:56,742 --> 01:16:58,265 IT'S ALL PART OF THE FESTIVITIES. 1976 01:16:58,309 --> 01:16:59,571 YOU MIGHT WANT TO HIDE THE PEARLS. 1977 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:01,442 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT TODD AND HIS FAMILY 1978 01:17:01,486 --> 01:17:03,009 ARE ALL LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS, 1979 01:17:03,053 --> 01:17:04,837 AND I HOPE THIS DOESN'T AFFECT YOUR DECISION 1980 01:17:04,881 --> 01:17:06,273 ON GIVING TODD THE CAMPAIGN. 1981 01:17:06,317 --> 01:17:09,407 YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT YOUR HANDS BACK. 1982 01:17:09,450 --> 01:17:11,583 HEY, GIVE ME THE BAT, OLD MAN. 1983 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,280 ACT SCARED. IT'S KIND OF FUN. 1984 01:17:13,324 --> 01:17:15,152 Grandpa: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOOD! 1985 01:17:15,195 --> 01:17:17,197 THIS GUY, HE SORT OF REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE. 1986 01:17:17,241 --> 01:17:19,286 IN FACT, REMEMBER THAT GUY 1987 01:17:19,330 --> 01:17:20,940 WE USED TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH, 1988 01:17:20,984 --> 01:17:22,463 THE ONE THEY USED TO BUG? 1989 01:17:22,507 --> 01:17:25,292 PERCIVAL ASS... SOMETHING. 1990 01:17:25,336 --> 01:17:28,121 GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOOD, SUCKER! 1991 01:17:28,165 --> 01:17:29,253 YEAH. 1992 01:17:29,296 --> 01:17:31,647 PERCIVAL? 1993 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:33,779 PERCIVAL ASSMACKEY? 1994 01:17:33,823 --> 01:17:36,739 All together: PERCIVAL ASSMACKEY? 1995 01:17:36,782 --> 01:17:38,305 [LAUGHTER] 1996 01:17:38,349 --> 01:17:39,872 SHUT UP! 1997 01:17:39,916 --> 01:17:42,658 STOP LAUGHING AT ME! 1998 01:17:42,701 --> 01:17:44,790 SHUT THE HELL UP! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! 1999 01:17:44,834 --> 01:17:46,792 YOU TWO, STOP LAUGHING! 2000 01:17:46,836 --> 01:17:48,011 STOP LAUGHING AT ME! 2001 01:17:48,054 --> 01:17:50,187 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 2002 01:17:50,230 --> 01:17:51,623 [LAUGHTER FADES] 2003 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:54,713 SHUT UP! AND IT'S PRONOUNCED... 2004 01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:55,583 "ASSMOKEE." 2005 01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:57,760 IT'S WEST AFRICAN! 2006 01:17:57,803 --> 01:17:59,718 [LAUGHTER] 2007 01:18:00,023 --> 01:18:02,112 Y'ALL THINK THIS IS REAL FUNNY. 2008 01:18:02,155 --> 01:18:04,331 WHY ARE WE WASTING TIME WITH THEM? 2009 01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:06,464 I SAY WE THROW THESE BUMS OUT, 2010 01:18:06,507 --> 01:18:08,771 AND LET'S GET TO EATING. 2011 01:18:08,814 --> 01:18:10,468 COME ON! 2012 01:18:10,511 --> 01:18:12,209 SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN! 2013 01:18:12,252 --> 01:18:13,863 UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO BLOW A HOLE 2014 01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:16,343 IN THIS $30 MILLION KNEE OF YOURS. 2015 01:18:16,387 --> 01:18:18,345 NO! 2016 01:18:18,389 --> 01:18:22,480 NO! 2017 01:18:22,523 --> 01:18:24,700 UH! 2018 01:18:24,743 --> 01:18:25,701 BRITTANY. 2019 01:18:25,744 --> 01:18:27,180 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE? 2020 01:18:27,224 --> 01:18:28,791 Jamal: YOU'RE OK. JAMAL IS HERE. 2021 01:18:28,834 --> 01:18:30,618 Jeeves: HERE YOU ARE, SIR. 2022 01:18:30,662 --> 01:18:31,532 THANK YOU. 2023 01:18:31,576 --> 01:18:32,708 Nettie: BE CAREFUL, JAMAL. 2024 01:18:32,751 --> 01:18:34,144 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, SWEETIE. 2025 01:18:34,187 --> 01:18:36,189 MA, YES, I DO. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING. 2026 01:18:36,233 --> 01:18:38,452 LOOK, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, I'M PRE-MED. 2027 01:18:38,496 --> 01:18:41,673 I'M GOING TO MEDICAL SCHOOL NEXT YEAR. 2028 01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:43,022 OOH, A DOCTOR. 2029 01:18:43,066 --> 01:18:44,632 DID SOMEBODY SAY "DOCTOR"? 2030 01:18:44,676 --> 01:18:46,896 MAN, ENOUGH OF THIS! I'M SICK OF Y'ALL! 2031 01:18:46,939 --> 01:18:48,332 SHUT THE HELL UP! 2032 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:50,595 WHEEZE, GET ON DOWN HERE. 2033 01:18:50,638 --> 01:18:52,379 GET ALL THE CASH AND THE JEWELRY. 2034 01:18:52,423 --> 01:18:56,035 GET THESE SNEAKERS SIGNED. LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 2035 01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:58,298 [SCREAMS] 2036 01:18:59,517 --> 01:19:00,692 AH! FREEZE! 2037 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:03,869 YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS, BOY. 2038 01:19:03,913 --> 01:19:05,741 [CRASH] 2039 01:19:05,784 --> 01:19:08,482 [SCREAMS] 2040 01:19:14,184 --> 01:19:16,316 THAT WAS SOME GREAT POLICE WORK, 2041 01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:17,491 APPREHENDING THESE TWO. 2042 01:19:17,535 --> 01:19:20,364 THANK YOU, OFFICER. GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. 2043 01:19:20,407 --> 01:19:21,844 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 2044 01:19:21,887 --> 01:19:23,236 I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE. 2045 01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:24,803 YOU SEEM WAY TOO QUALIFIED 2046 01:19:24,847 --> 01:19:26,283 TO BE A SECURITY GUARD. 2047 01:19:26,326 --> 01:19:28,241 HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED 2048 01:19:28,285 --> 01:19:31,679 A CAREER IN LAW ENFORCEMENT? 2049 01:19:33,856 --> 01:19:35,118 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY! 2050 01:19:35,161 --> 01:19:36,336 DEEJAY ENUFF! HEAVY HITTERS! 2051 01:19:36,380 --> 01:19:38,643 WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE IT TO THE OLD SCHOOL! 2052 01:19:38,686 --> 01:19:42,603 LET'S GO! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! 2053 01:19:42,647 --> 01:19:44,127 HERE WE GO! 2054 01:19:44,170 --> 01:19:46,259 MISS DEE, WHY DON'T YOU HIT ME 2055 01:19:46,303 --> 01:19:48,174 WITH SOME OF THOSE DIGITS? 2056 01:19:48,218 --> 01:19:49,915 I LIKE THE WAY YOU ROCK, JEEVES. 2057 01:19:49,959 --> 01:19:53,832 I'M FEELING YOU. UH! UH! COME ON. BACK IT UP. 2058 01:19:53,876 --> 01:19:56,052 YOUR FAMILY IS A TRIP. 2059 01:19:56,095 --> 01:19:57,183 YES, THEY ARE. 2060 01:19:57,227 --> 01:19:59,751 Together: GO, TODD! GO, TODD! GO, TODD! 2061 01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:07,193 GO, TODD! GO, TODD! GO, TODD! GO, TODD! GO, TODD! GO, TODD! 2062 01:20:07,237 --> 01:20:10,022 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 2063 01:20:10,066 --> 01:20:13,199 Man: OH. HO. UH-OH. YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. 2064 01:20:13,243 --> 01:20:15,680 WHAT ARE YOU DOING DANCING WITH THAT GIRL? 2065 01:20:15,723 --> 01:20:17,464 SHE'S NOT EVEN CUTER THAN I AM. 2066 01:20:17,508 --> 01:20:19,858 WHO? BECKY? SHE'S MY FRIEND. 2067 01:20:19,902 --> 01:20:21,468 YOU HURT YOURSELF DANCING WITH THESE PEOPLE, 2068 01:20:21,512 --> 01:20:22,643 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET PAID 2069 01:20:22,687 --> 01:20:24,210 FOR THE TIME THAT YOU SPEND RECUPERATING. 2070 01:20:24,254 --> 01:20:27,083 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. "THESE PEOPLE"? 2071 01:20:27,126 --> 01:20:28,040 YEAH. 2072 01:20:28,084 --> 01:20:30,695 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. I... 2073 01:20:32,175 --> 01:20:33,132 BRITTANY... 2074 01:20:33,176 --> 01:20:35,526 I WANT TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE. 2075 01:20:35,569 --> 01:20:37,528 IS IT SOMETHING THAT I SAID? 2076 01:20:37,571 --> 01:20:40,052 IT'S EVERYTHING YOU SAY. IT'S EVERYTHING YOU DO. 2077 01:20:40,096 --> 01:20:42,272 I NEED SOMEBODY I GOT MORE IN COMMON WITH, 2078 01:20:42,315 --> 01:20:43,664 LIKE, SOMEBODY I CAN RELATE TO, 2079 01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:45,101 SOMEBODY THAT CAN RELATE TO ME. 2080 01:20:45,144 --> 01:20:48,147 I CAN RELATE TO YOU. I CAN RELATE TO YOU. 2081 01:20:48,191 --> 01:20:50,584 I CAN BE... STREET, YOU KNOW. 2082 01:20:50,628 --> 01:20:53,674 I CAN BE LIKE, "YO, YO, G. WHAT'S UP?" 2083 01:20:53,718 --> 01:20:59,506 YOU KNOW, I CAN RIDE OR DIVE...THING. 2084 01:20:59,550 --> 01:21:00,638 YOU HAVE NO IDEA 2085 01:21:00,681 --> 01:21:02,118 WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, DO YOU? 2086 01:21:02,161 --> 01:21:05,121 NO. PLEASE. PLEASE, BABY. 2087 01:21:05,164 --> 01:21:07,732 I DON'T... I DON'T WANT TO WORK, 2088 01:21:07,775 --> 01:21:09,603 AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY BILLS. 2089 01:21:09,647 --> 01:21:13,477 I DON'T WANT TO... I WANT THE DIAMONDS. 2090 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:15,522 PLEASE, CAN I KEEP THE MERCEDES 2091 01:21:15,566 --> 01:21:18,438 AND THE DIAMONDS? PLEASE. 2092 01:21:19,396 --> 01:21:20,963 YOU CAN KEEP THE DIAMONDS. 2093 01:21:21,006 --> 01:21:22,878 LEAVE THE CAR KEYS IN THE HOUSE 2094 01:21:22,921 --> 01:21:24,705 AFTER YOU GET YOUR STUFF, 2095 01:21:24,749 --> 01:21:26,751 AND YOU GET OUT. 2096 01:21:26,794 --> 01:21:28,796 THANKS. 2097 01:21:34,977 --> 01:21:38,763 WHERE'S THE DOCTOR AT? 2098 01:21:45,944 --> 01:21:49,295 ♪ THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE 2099 01:21:58,304 --> 01:22:00,916 ♪ BEEN SO LONG SINCE I MET YOU ♪ 2100 01:22:00,959 --> 01:22:02,918 WHOO-HOO! TODD, WE GOT IT! 2101 01:22:02,961 --> 01:22:06,834 ♪ AND ALL THE CHANGES WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ♪ 2102 01:22:06,878 --> 01:22:08,053 WHOO! 2103 01:22:08,097 --> 01:22:11,013 ♪ AND ALL THIS TIME, I CAN'T FORGET YOU ♪ 2104 01:22:11,056 --> 01:22:13,232 YEAH! WHEN DO WE START? 2105 01:22:13,276 --> 01:22:14,364 NOW. 2106 01:22:14,407 --> 01:22:18,585 ♪ EVERYWHERE I TURN, I THINK OF YOU ♪ 2107 01:22:18,629 --> 01:22:23,199 ♪ I...WANT TO TRUST YOU MAYBE ♪ 2108 01:22:23,242 --> 01:22:28,769 ♪ AND YOU, YOU'RE ALL I NEED ♪ 2109 01:22:28,813 --> 01:22:31,033 ♪ SOUL TO SOUL, FIRE TO FIRE ♪ 2110 01:22:31,076 --> 01:22:33,992 ♪ NOTHING TO LIGHT THIS MAN'S DESIRE ♪ 2111 01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:38,866 ♪ LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING ♪ 2112 01:22:38,910 --> 01:22:41,434 ♪ ONE TO ONE, YOU AND ME ♪ 2113 01:22:41,478 --> 01:22:43,610 ♪ MAYBE IT'S THE BEST FOR ME ♪ 2114 01:22:43,654 --> 01:22:48,789 ♪ 'CAUSE LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING ♪ 2115 01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:50,617 ♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL 2116 01:22:50,661 --> 01:22:52,271 ♪ BEAUTIFUL 2117 01:22:52,315 --> 01:22:57,015 ♪ LOVE IS SUCH A SWEET EMOTION ♪ 2118 01:22:57,059 --> 01:23:02,368 ♪ I WANT TO SHARE IT ALL WITH YOU ♪ 2119 01:23:02,412 --> 01:23:04,892 ♪ TONIGHT 2120 01:23:04,936 --> 01:23:07,112 ♪ I WANT TO THANK YOU, BABY 2121 01:23:07,156 --> 01:23:09,549 ♪ AND YOU MAKE 2122 01:23:09,593 --> 01:23:12,291 ♪ MY LIFE COMPLETE 2123 01:23:12,335 --> 01:23:14,815 ♪ SOUL TO SOUL, FIRE TO FIRE ♪ 2124 01:23:14,859 --> 01:23:17,557 ♪ NOTHING TO LIGHT THIS MAN'S DESIRE ♪ 2125 01:23:17,601 --> 01:23:22,345 ♪ LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING ♪ 2126 01:23:22,388 --> 01:23:25,696 ♪ ONE TO ONE, YOU AND ME... ♪ 2127 01:23:25,739 --> 01:23:28,394 [NEW SONG BEGINS] 2128 01:23:38,752 --> 01:23:41,233 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 2129 01:23:41,277 --> 01:23:46,282 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--