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Okay, that's good.

2
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<i>- So do you like Dysfunction?
- What?</i>

3
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- The show? Do you watch the show?
- Yeah, of course.

4
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So, here's the deal. You're Marie-France...

5
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a French foreign-exchange student
from France.

6
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You're staying with the Parkers,
and you're a little Gallic hottie, all right?

7
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- Buttery little croissant.
- A toasty little bagel.

8
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Okay, and Cody, naturally,
wants to get all up in that ass soup.

9
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- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.

10
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Do I have to wear these shoes?
My feet are killing me.

11
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- They're French.
- Okay, so look, we know that you can dance.

12
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So I want you to go ahead
and grab that over there.

13
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You'll drop the French bread,
and you'll say the line:

14
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"Oh-la-la, I've dropped my baguette!"

15
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You wiggle your little tushy
in front of the audience...

16
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as you bend over to pick it up, and presto!
A star is born.

17
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You think you can handle that?

18
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- Do you want me to do it now?
- Yeah.

19
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Oh-la-la. I've dropped my baguette!

20
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All right, that was excellent.
That was beautiful. That was very nice.

21
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I liked the accent, very authentic.

22
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Thank you. We're done here. We'll call you.
You can leave now.

23
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Don't try to walk off with those shoes, now.
They belong to the show.

24
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I'll be interviewing some students...

25
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sitting in on some classes,
gathering footage.

26
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We'll make sure to be as unobtrusive
as possible.

27
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Miss Klein, let me be frank.
The school board approved this, not me.

28
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I'm uncomfortable
with the idea of cameras at Roxbury.

29
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A lot of very important people
send their very important kids here.

30
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- Believe me, Mr. Mayer...
- Meyer. Think of the wiener.

31
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Okay. Mr. Meyer,
you have nothing to worry about.

32
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We're talking about a harmless little
human interest piece on the local news.

33
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Believe me, they're not looking
for anything remotely controversial.

34
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Otherwise, why would they assign it to me?

35
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Okay, we're done now.
Guess I'll see you in two weeks.

36
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- Excellent.
- Come in.

37
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God damn it, Meyer,
the kids keyed my car again!

38
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- Sorry to interrupt.
- That's all right, we're done.

39
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Miss Klein, this is Roger Nicholl,
a Law and Civics teacher here at Roxbury.

40
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- Hello.
- Hi, there.

41
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Okay.

42
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She's a dyke.

43
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Symbiotic, that's what our relationship
is going to be like, Randa.

44
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Just like we learned in biology:

45
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The whale,
and the little fish that sticks on it.

46
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If you hang with me,
you'll get a lot of attention from boys...

47
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that you otherwise wouldn't.

48
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Meanwhile, when I'm standing next to you,
I look more attractive by comparison.

49
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- Isn't that great?
- Very nice.

50
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It's a constant struggle for us girls
who don't conform to the Western ideal...

51
00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,799
of blonde hair, and blue eyes,
and an hourglass figure.

52
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You know, my best friend Brittany,
whom you'll meet soon, is so lucky.

53
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She's three for three.

54
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Me, I could dye my hair,
but nobody respects a bottle blonde.

55
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I am slim, however,
and my breasts are coming along nicely...

56
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though not as nicely as my friend Brittany's,
whom you'll meet soon.

57
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You're very lucky that I'm doing this for you.

58
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I know you probably have an impression
of American high school girls...

59
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being mean and spiteful...

60
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and it's a reputation that's largely deserved,
believe me.

61
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But I'm not like that at all.
I really try to be a good person.

62
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The same as my best friend Brittany,
whom you'll meet soon.

63
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So here's your first survival tip:

64
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This is Beverly Hills,
so a lot of the kids that go here...

65
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have rich and famous parents,
and it's good to know who's who.

66
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Like, that's Josh Horowitz.

67
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His dad is the famous lawyer Larry Horowitz.

68
00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:06,547
He defended that baseball player
who killed his wife. He got him off, too...

69
00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,320
even though they found him
running around...

70
00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:12,228
covered in blood with a baseball bat,
screaming, "I killed the bitch!"

71
00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,031
And that's Lenora Fincher.

72
00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:17,466
Her mom was the spokesmodel
for this perfume company...

73
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but then she got old and they fired her.

74
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And that's Terry something.

75
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His parents aren't famous,
so nobody talks to him.

76
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I do, though, 'cause I'm a good person.

77
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- Hi, Terry.
- It's Dave.

78
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- That smells good, what is that?
- Sfeha. Would you like some?

79
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- Is it fattening?
- I don't know.

80
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I'm on a diet. I better play it safe.

81
00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:47,829
I'm organizing this International Food Fair...

82
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to raise money
for the Drama Club next week.

83
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- You must participate. Will you?
- Okay.

84
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Bonus.

85
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My hope is that the Fair will not only
raise money for the Drama Club...

86
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but also, kind of,
foster a spirit of togetherness...

87
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,745
among the multicultural community
here at Roxbury.

88
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I have respect for all races...

89
00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:13,021
but I'm very glad that I was born white.

90
00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,528
As a woman, it's the best race to be...

91
00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:20,030
especially if you want to become an actress,
like I do.

92
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If I wasn't white...

93
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then the next thing I'd want to be is Asian,
because a lot of men like Asian girls...

94
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because they think they're docile,
and sweet, and subservient...

95
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which I don't really think is true...

96
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because I once met this Asian girl
at summer camp...

97
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and she was a real bitch.

98
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If I couldn't be white,
and I also couldn't be Asian...

99
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then my third choice
would be African-American...

100
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'cause I've always wanted
to be a gospel singer...

101
00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:51,655
and also black men are more forgiving
if your butt gets big.

102
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Except I definitely want light skin
and Caucasian features...

103
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like Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry.

104
00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,735
So, rule of thumb:

105
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Any time you have a sentence
consisting of two clauses...

106
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the second being introduced
by a conjunction or by a relative...

107
00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:13,048
And finally, you know, Randa,
no offense or anything...

108
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:17,085
but my very last choice would be an Arab.

109
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Truth be told,
you're not in a very enviable position.

110
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,993
There's a lot of resentment in this country
towards the Middle East...

111
00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:27,190
a lot of stereotypes floating around,
which I don't really think are true...

112
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,531
because in the short time I've known you,
you haven't tried to bomb anybody...

113
00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:33,104
and you currently smell okay to me.

114
00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,334
But people will laugh at you...

115
00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,707
and probably make fun of that thing
you wear on your head.

116
00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:43,441
- This is my hijab. I must not remove it.
- I know that.

117
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,185
But people are ignorant.

118
00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:52,415
To give you an example,
there's this joke going around.

119
00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:57,562
- How does an Arab get his wife pregnant?
- I do not know.

120
00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:02,192
She gets naked and lies down on the bed.

121
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:06,335
He jerks off on the wall,
and they let the flies do the rest.

122
00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:11,467
Don't laugh. It's insulting to your people.

123
00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,142
Miss Joyce?

124
00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,346
Thank you.

125
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:21,546
Article or a preposition which pertains
to every member of a series...

126
00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:24,487
must either be used
only before the first term of the series...

127
00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,285
or before each and every term.

128
00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:33,124
I had a half-brother named Sean,
who died in "Operation Iraqi Freedom. "

129
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,232
He was from my dad's first marriage...

130
00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:38,496
and I'm a product of his second.
He's now in his third.

131
00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:42,267
Anyway, they told my dad
that Sean died from friendly fire...

132
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,104
and he refused to believe them.

133
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,110
He said that Iraqis are the ones
who killed him.

134
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,646
I made the point of saying,
"Why would our own government lie...

135
00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:50,306
"and say he was killed by friendly fire...

136
00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:51,849
"if Iraqis were the ones who killed him?"

137
00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:54,715
- He said I was too young to understand...
- Miss Joyce.

138
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:58,722
There should be exactly one conversation
going on in this classroom, and that's me...

139
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,018
talking.

140
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,891
Technically, Mr. Anderson,
that's not a conversation.

141
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:07,332
All right, here's one for you,
I'll see you in detention.

142
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,128
- But I...
- And you, too.

143
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,669
- Me?
- Yes, you.

144
00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:14,501
- Her name's Randa.
- Yes, of course it is.

145
00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,271
All right.

146
00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:20,234
Which brings us
to the principal of parallel construction.

147
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,179
Namely, that expressions
that are similar in content and function...

148
00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:24,715
Sorry, Randa.

149
00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:32,082
It's unfortunate that we both have detention
with Mr. Anderson...

150
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,649
but on the other hand,
it's only going to prolong our day together.

151
00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:41,095
- Hey, Arab chick, you wanna buy a gun?
- Get lost you unkempt miscreant!

152
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:48,199
Stay away from Kenny, the arms dealer.

153
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:52,304
It's kids like him that give
this great nation of ours a bad name.

154
00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:56,472
You are very wise, Kimberly.
I am most fortunate to have met you.

155
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,610
Randa, that's so sweet. Come on.

156
00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:07,759
You know, Brit, I was watching girls go by
in their convertibles...

157
00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:11,891
I'd say about 75% to 85% of them
were what we call beautiful.

158
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:17,231
- But you want to know a secret?
- What?

159
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:22,699
They're ugly on the inside, not like you.

160
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:29,372
You're special.
Your kind of beauty lasts forever.

161
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,092
- Hi!
- Barry, get off me!

162
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,598
Randa, this is Barry.

163
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:50,032
Barry's technically my boyfriend,
except I don't like him.

164
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:54,802
So, Kimberly, Trevor McNeill
has the funniest shit on his locker.

165
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:58,274
It's this poster with all these reasons
why beer is better than a woman.

166
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,277
One of the reasons was:

167
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:04,114
Beer doesn't talk.

168
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,386
- No, that wasn't it.
- It's okay, Barry.

169
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:12,355
- Trev, yo, what's up, man?
- Barry plays football.

170
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:15,523
- Girlfriend.
- Girlfriend.

171
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,394
<i>- How was the Dysfunction audition?
- I'm not holding my breath.</i>

172
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,661
It's so hard to stand out
from all the other aspirants, you know?

173
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:23,826
Yeah.

174
00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:25,698
So, Brittany, this is Randa.

175
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,966
Randa's from the Middle East.
She's really sweet.

176
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:30,507
- She doesn't say much, though.
- Hi.

177
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:34,438
I know all about the immigrant experience,
how hard it can be.

178
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,980
I'm Canadian.

179
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,808
So where were you all day?

180
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,853
Truant with Troy.

181
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:45,651
- You look high on happy pills.
- God, Kimberly, he's a poet.

182
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:49,887
Everything that comes out of his mouth
is like an iambic pentagram.

183
00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:53,594
- Who is Troy?
- Who's Troy?

184
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,993
He's only the hottest hottie
of all the hotties at Roxbury.

185
00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:59,536
That's what my mother called
"damning with faint praise. "

186
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:02,334
Kimberly and Troy used to go out.
Now that Troy and I are together...

187
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,033
she could have been a green-eyed monster...

188
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,008
but instead she's been really sweet about it.

189
00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:08,978
Brittany, I wouldn't ruin our friendship
over a boy.

190
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,208
- Wonder Twins.
- Wonder Twins.

191
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,810
Brittany and I are the best of friends.
We confide in each other.

192
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,012
Like the other day...

193
00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,419
Brittany confided that she feels dirty
when she masturbates...

194
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,722
but I told her it was normal and healthy,
even when you do it as much as she does.

195
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:25,930
<i>I forgot to tell you,
they've posted the cast for Anne Frank.</i>

196
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,965
Really? Well, who's Anne?

197
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:31,093
I don't know, silly. I waited for you.
Come on.

198
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:34,929
Come on, Randa.

199
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:48,784
- I'm sorry, Brittany.
- Don't be.

200
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:54,358
Personally,
I think you deserved it way more.

201
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:59,320
Kimberly, you're a way better actress.
You always have been.

202
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:03,457
- You know, Margot is a really good role.
- Yeah.

203
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:07,767
And everybody knows
that Anne Frank was a brunette.

204
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,942
So if you played her
you'd have to dye your hair.

205
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:15,241
You wouldn't want to do that, would you,
Brittany? You're so cute as a blonde.

206
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,079
That's true.

207
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:21,714
Oh, look! Troy is playing Peter Van Daan.

208
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,723
That means I'll have to kiss him.

209
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,888
I hope you won't be jealous.

210
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:35,327
- Well, it's just acting, right?
- Yeah, of course.

211
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,627
I still feel bad, though.

212
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:42,730
Well, don't, Kimberly.
I'm really happy for you.

213
00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:46,004
I mean, if it couldn't be me, I'm glad it's you.

214
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,078
You're my best friend, Brittany.

215
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,351
I say we go to Fred Segal
and do some damage.

216
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:57,544
It sounds keen, but I gotta pass.
Randa and I have DT with Mr. A.

217
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,756
- Be careful.
- Careful? Why?

218
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:07,999
Mr. Anderson's kind of weird,
especially around girls.

219
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,199
We think he's a podiatrist.

220
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:16,201
Ignore her, she thinks everybody's hot
for her nubile bod.

221
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:22,372
- So anyway, Margot, we'll catch you later.
- All right, Anne.

222
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,779
- Down with Nazis!
- Boo, Nazis!

223
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,352
Daddy, I have some news.

224
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,927
I'm going to be playing Anne Frank
in the school play.

225
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,759
The school play?
I thought that you want to be a movie star.

226
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,355
Daddy, I have some news.

227
00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:17,594
I'm going to be playing Anne Frank
in the school play.

228
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:20,601
Jew broad, right? Anne Frank?
She was Jewish?

229
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,233
Can I just say this, okay? In my office...

230
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:28,640
I wouldn't mind if it was 30%, 40%,
maybe even 70%...

231
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,874
but ever since
we took the company public...

232
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,713
being in a board meeting
is like being in a fucking synagogue!

233
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,515
I hear the suffixes of the surnames
around me, and it's all like...

234
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:40,956
bloom, berg, witz, stein, gold,
schtickman, hackman...

235
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,960
You know, I swear to God, I feel threatened.

236
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,724
I'm not kidding, that's how I feel.
I feel like a minority.

237
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,492
Kathy?

238
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:50,159
Kimberly, we've talked about this.

239
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,669
I would really like it
if you'd start calling me Mom.

240
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,261
- Kathy?
- No.

241
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,304
- Yes, Kimberly?
- Do you fuck dogs?

242
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,967
You know they're just looking for an excuse.

243
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,444
They're looking for an excuse to fire me,
just looking.

244
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:05,244
Sometimes I hear them talk and I think,
they're communicating with each other...

245
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:09,377
in some kind of secret Yid-code
that I'm not privy to. I swear to God.

246
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,456
Eat your moo shoo pork by the way.
It's delicious.

247
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,650
- I don't like this kind.
- It's fucking delicious. Eat it.

248
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,058
Last week's meeting, there's a guy there,
he's coughing, right?

249
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,823
He starts coughing, like a coughing fit.

250
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,991
You know, a fucking, coughing Kike, right?
So I think...

251
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,093
I'm sitting here, I'm looking, I'm thinking...

252
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,570
is he, like,
coughing in fucking Yiddish or something?

253
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,334
Like, listen to this...

254
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,942
Wait till Hank turns his back...

255
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,278
<i>and then stab him with a dreidel!</i>

256
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,783
- Kathy?
- Yes.

257
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,376
Do you fuck dogs?

258
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,753
<i>It's like the fucking Titanic.
We hit an iceberg, fucking ridiculous.</i>

259
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,224
This is interesting. I read about this.

260
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:51,091
This is a phase. It's called repetition.

261
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:53,357
It's when they feel the need to repeat things.

262
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,524
Kathy? I got it. Fine.

263
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:59,936
Kimberly, listen to me. Okay?
I'm going to say something to you.

264
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:03,405
There is a difference
between bonafide racism...

265
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:07,036
and just speaking the truth,
which is what I'm doing here.

266
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,944
You understand that, right?
A big difference.

267
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:14,883
Okay? Because racism, true racism,
stems from ignorance.

268
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:16,911
It is ignorant.

269
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:21,558
Now, I don't want to ever catch you
being a racist.

270
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:26,757
This is not to say you have license
to bring R. Kelly home for dinner, okay?

271
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:29,060
- Or banging some fucking beaner!
- Hank!

272
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,567
No, I'm just saying that I'm scared...

273
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,830
that she's going to repeat
some of this shit at school.

274
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,338
And I know,
because these teachers, you know, hear it...

275
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,273
these fucking dykes, lesbians,
these feminists at the school system...

276
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,675
with their fucking rectal-ranger buddies,
you know:

277
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:44,374
"Oh, it's the parents' fault.
It's the upbringing. " Right.

278
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:48,180
As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be
fucking complete assholes on their own?

279
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,686
And, by the way, no swearing.

280
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:53,121
When you were fucking my dog,
he was going like this...

281
00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:00,821
Kimberly, stop it!
Now you are upsetting Bobo.

282
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,668
I just got him back from the Asthma Center.

283
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,471
- Hello?
- Hello?

284
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,038
- Hi, Mom.
- Hello?

285
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,836
Kimberly!

286
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:14,504
You know what this is? The Jews.
They call, they hang up.

287
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:15,872
What?

288
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,346
At least she's not jumping
to some hook-nosed motherfucker...

289
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,544
Yeah, I got your card. It was great...

290
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:25,982
except my name
doesn't have an "E" after the "L."

291
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,454
And my dog's name is Bobo, not Bubbles.

292
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,155
And I actually turned 15.

293
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,792
No, it's okay, it's an understandable error.
I'm precocious.

294
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,870
Dad got me a digital video camera...

295
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:47,707
so that he can tape my violin recitals
and then watch them later...

296
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:51,010
instead of actually attending them
like a good parent would.

297
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,451
Mom, can you hang on a second?
I got another call.

298
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:57,380
Hello?

299
00:20:57,489 --> 00:21:01,550
Kimberly, hey, it's Barry. Listen,
I remembered a couple of those jokes.

300
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,288
<i>You know,
why beer is better than a woman?</i>

301
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,920
Okay, great, Barry.

302
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,431
Can you hang on a second?
I'm on the other line with my mom.

303
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,591
<i>Sure.</i>

304
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,328
Hello? Hey, Mom, I'm back.

305
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,378
Already? But we've only been talking for,
like, a minute.

306
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:24,673
Okay.

307
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:30,550
Mom? I love you. Bye.

308
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:40,792
Okay, Barry, tell me.
Why is beer better than a woman?

309
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:48,630
I can't remember. You coming over?

310
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:52,204
Yeah, I'll be over a little later. Okay?

311
00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:59,576
Kimberly, how many times have I told you
not to leave the table for a phone call?

312
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:01,550
And then when you were done
fucking my dog...

313
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:05,180
you laid down on my bed,
all naked and sweaty, and you said:

314
00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:09,354
"There's nothing like hard canine cock
to satisfy my desires. "

315
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,053
So, how's school?

316
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:13,556
I gotta go.

317
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,064
- Where?
- Out.

318
00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:17,201
- With who?
- My ass crack!

319
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,198
Okay, well, try to be back in time. Hey!

320
00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:24,364
Ass crack? That's interesting.
You know, anal fixation...

321
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:29,277
Is it theoretically possible for you to shut up
for more than five seconds at a time?

322
00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:49,660
Thanks, Barry. That was nice.

323
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,609
You're actually good at that when
you remember to take your retainer out.

324
00:22:59,444 --> 00:23:00,638
My turn.

325
00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:05,944
Barry, I'm sorry, I gotta run.

326
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,714
I got homework, and I gotta start
memorizing a bunch of lines.

327
00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:13,086
- But we'll get you next time, okay?
- Next time?

328
00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:16,291
You say that every time, "Next time. "

329
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:20,229
I don't know, Kimberly.
I'm not going to take this anymore.

330
00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:24,632
You don't treat me right.
This is not a balanced relationship.

331
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:29,963
- Next time, I'll go first, okay?
- Yeah, right.

332
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:33,601
God damn it! I fall for it every time!

333
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:59,360
- I hate him! I hate him so much!
- I know, I know.

334
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:04,533
I can't believe he did that to me,
in front of Troy, in front of everybody.

335
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:08,170
Look, he's nothing. He's less than nothing.
He's nobody.

336
00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:11,010
I feel like I have this fire inside of me...

337
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,676
and I just want to breathe it out,
and I want to burn him.

338
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,776
I want to watch him burn.

339
00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:21,190
He will, Brittany. We'll burn him.

340
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,325
You and me.

341
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,757
How? Tell me how?

342
00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:33,527
We'll talk about it. Just come over tonight.

343
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:37,074
I've invited Randa, too.
We'll all talk about it, okay?

344
00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:39,835
Okay.

345
00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:45,974
- I love you, Kimberly.
- I love you, too.

346
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:50,015
Come on.

347
00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,652
<i>Wait, no, put it back on.
I want to watch The Real World.</i>

348
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,853
<i>No, I hate The Real World.
Those girls are bitches.</i>

349
00:24:57,963 --> 00:25:00,158
- You're a bitch.
- Yeah, well, you're a trollop.

350
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:01,562
Fine.

351
00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:08,832
- I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
- It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop.

352
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,931
I don't even really know what one is.

353
00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:13,943
It's a promiscuous woman,
often a prostitute.

354
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:15,805
Okay.

355
00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:19,982
It is time to open up my big bag of fun.

356
00:25:20,785 --> 00:25:24,915
These are assorted items that I've stolen
from Dad for our consumption this evening.

357
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,924
Item number one:
Dad's wine-flavored cigars.

358
00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:30,020
Don't those things make you cough?

359
00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:33,359
No, they're cigars.
You don't have to swallow. I mean, inhale.

360
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:34,965
No, thanks.

361
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,465
Are you sure, Randa?

362
00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:39,401
To become successful actresses
you have to learn how to smoke them.

363
00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:40,994
- It's trendy.
- That's true.

364
00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:43,336
No, thank you, I do not smoke.

365
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:47,109
Okay. Item number two:

366
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,777
One of Dad's many, many pornos.

367
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:53,012
<i>Titty Lickers 2.
The search for Golden Curlies.</i>

368
00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:56,519
- Why would we want to watch a porno?
- 'Cause they're funny.

369
00:25:56,621 --> 00:26:01,058
Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex,
and this is the best way to learn.

370
00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:02,626
And item number three...

371
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:06,823
and I could get into real, real trouble
if I got caught with these:

372
00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:09,592
- Dad's Twinkies.
- Too fattening.

373
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:14,102
Would you please stop criticizing
everything in my big bag of fun?

374
00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:16,366
I spent a lot of time putting this together.

375
00:26:16,474 --> 00:26:18,567
Anyway, we can barf them up later,
Queen of the Duh.

376
00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:21,646
No, change the channel, I can't watch this.

377
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,942
Martin Stivers.

378
00:26:24,849 --> 00:26:28,046
- Who is Martin Stivers?
- You didn't hear about it?

379
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,948
Some kid in a private school in Bel Air
just walked into his cafeteria...

380
00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:34,650
with an assault rifle and opened fire.

381
00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:38,388
- Killed, like, 10 kids.
- Twelve.

382
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,897
Hey, wait, that's the reporter
that's doing the feature on our school.

383
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,333
- I hear she's a lesbian.
- Really?

384
00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:47,596
She doesn't look like a lesbian.

385
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:49,230
What is a lesbian?

386
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,468
<i>...knows no racial or economic boundaries...</i>

387
00:26:51,576 --> 00:26:54,875
<i>that violence can stretch
far beyond the limits of the inner city.</i>

388
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:56,447
<i>Inside the school, there's...</i>

389
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,914
I have nightmares about this kid.

390
00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:00,616
He wasn't sorry for it, or anything.

391
00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:03,381
And when they took him away,
he was, like, laughing.

392
00:27:03,488 --> 00:27:04,455
Rambo.

393
00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:08,056
In some ways, I know how he feels.

394
00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:14,098
I mean,
there are just so many stupid, annoying...

395
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:16,497
worthless people on this planet.

396
00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:22,236
They just, like,
get in the way of what you want.

397
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,569
<i>The shooting took place between classes,
between the first and second...</i>

398
00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:29,875
Anyhow, let's watch the skin flick.

399
00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:34,208
Drink up, there.
I don't want it to go to waste.

400
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,379
Thank you.
So I did take the car into the shop today.

401
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,956
- That was fun.
- That's nice.

402
00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:43,086
And I walked in, you know...

403
00:27:43,695 --> 00:27:48,564
and it was like this little rabbit
being chucked into this den of foxes...

404
00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:52,826
and I swear they started licking their lips,
you know, the moment...

405
00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,703
At the sight of this middle-class woman...

406
00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:58,241
who obviously doesn't know
the first thing about cars...

407
00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:02,370
and can be completely taken advantage of,
which is true.

408
00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:06,339
- I don't know the first thing about cars.
- Grace.

409
00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:09,511
- And I'm sure I was taken advantage of...
- Grace.

410
00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:13,823
- What?
- Happy Birthday.

411
00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:19,160
- What's the matter? What is it?
- Nothing.

412
00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:22,394
I was just...

413
00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:26,133
I was just getting concerned...

414
00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:30,505
that maybe you didn't get me anything.

415
00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:34,869
And I know I'm supposed to say,
"Oh, Percy, you shouldn't have"...

416
00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:38,039
but you should have.
You definitely should have.

417
00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:39,116
I know.

418
00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:42,082
- What is it? What is it?
- Open it.

419
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:51,820
It's a little...

420
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,493
It's a little skirt. It's so cute.

421
00:28:58,169 --> 00:29:02,572
Actually, it looks like it goes very well
with the blouse you're wearing.

422
00:29:05,343 --> 00:29:06,970
Actually, it does.

423
00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:11,279
Thank you.

424
00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:14,348
You want to try it on?

425
00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:18,083
- Now?
- Okay.

426
00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:22,083
Okay.

427
00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:30,593
One sec, okay. Here I go, one second.

428
00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:34,495
Where are you going?

429
00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:39,234
Why don't you change right here?
We are married, for Christ's sake.

430
00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:40,811
If you want.

431
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:45,374
Okay.

432
00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:05,002
- It's a nice color.
- Yes.

433
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:06,771
Yep.

434
00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:11,669
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

435
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,105
- That's...
- Good?

436
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,847
That's...

437
00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:20,751
- That's very good.
- Really?

438
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:23,946
Actually, you're right.

439
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:26,921
Thank you.

440
00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:35,995
God, it reminds me of those skirts
that the girls wear at your school.

441
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,361
Really?

442
00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:43,397
Yeah. I hadn't...
I wouldn't have noticed that. That's...

443
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:48,334
- One sec. Don't move.
- Okay.

444
00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:56,476
Be right back.

445
00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:09,223
I'm a little school girl.

446
00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:15,462
I don't want to be late for class.

447
00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:18,508
I don't want Mr. Anderson to spank me.

448
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:40,257
Yeah, that's nice.

449
00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:52,332
I have an idea.

450
00:31:56,714 --> 00:31:58,011
Read this.

451
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:08,391
"Why I deserve to be punished. "

452
00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:16,162
Out loud. You read it out loud.

453
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:20,999
"I have misbehaved.

454
00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:24,634
"Some adjectives that could be used...

455
00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:28,837
"to describe my behavior...

456
00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:33,242
"include bad...

457
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,915
"naughty, mischievous...

458
00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:43,322
"mischievous...

459
00:32:44,395 --> 00:32:45,692
"nasty...

460
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:50,362
"and downright inconsiderate. "

461
00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:53,598
Oh, frisky.

462
00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:03,336
I like this music.
Can you buy the soundtrack to pornos?

463
00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:06,380
"Tiffany Minx, Stephanie Swift. "

464
00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:11,185
Brittany, a lot of these porn stars
have names that sound like ours.

465
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:14,156
So if we wanted to, when we grow up,
we could be porn stars.

466
00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:17,887
- You couldn't, Randa, I'm sorry.
- That is quite all right.

467
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,623
I would never want to be a porn star.

468
00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:21,756
My sister's ex-boyfriend,
he lives in the Valley...

469
00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:23,800
he used to go out with one.
You know what they did?

470
00:33:23,901 --> 00:33:27,962
They took the fat out of her butt
and her arms, and they put it in her boobs.

471
00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:29,497
Yeah.

472
00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:33,168
How is it, please, that two men...

473
00:33:34,212 --> 00:33:35,702
at one time...

474
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:38,673
How can this be?

475
00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:43,612
One of them is doing her up the butt.

476
00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:45,820
Up the...

477
00:33:46,457 --> 00:33:48,618
Such a thing is not possible.

478
00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:51,827
It is too small, the aperture.

479
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,265
Kimberly, would you let someone
do that to you?

480
00:33:59,737 --> 00:34:00,897
I have.

481
00:34:01,939 --> 00:34:03,804
- No, way!
- Yes, way.

482
00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:06,900
- You're such a liar. Who?
- Warren.

483
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,471
- Warren Prescott?
- Affirmative.

484
00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:14,284
When? How?

485
00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:17,546
Last year. We were sort of going out.

486
00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:20,553
We were here, kind of getting drunk
on my dad's Captain Morgan...

487
00:34:20,658 --> 00:34:22,523
and he just kind of came right out
and said...

488
00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:26,495
We've been going out for three months now,
and I really love you, and everything.

489
00:34:26,597 --> 00:34:29,327
So I was wondering
if you might let me pack your fudge chute.

490
00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:34,999
At first I thought
he wanted to make sundaes...

491
00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:37,006
<i>but then he elaborated.</i>

492
00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:38,972
<i>He was very polite about it.</i>

493
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:42,342
<i>He said please three times.
I couldn't really bring myself to say no.</i>

494
00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:47,984
Well, what was it like?

495
00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:51,651
It was okay.

496
00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:54,789
Did it hurt?

497
00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,056
Kind of.

498
00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:06,699
But it hurt less with Warren
than it might have with other boys...

499
00:35:06,804 --> 00:35:10,001
- if you catch my drift.
- Kimberly!

500
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,441
- What is your drift?
- Never mind.

501
00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:17,074
But you know what?
A few days later, Warren broke up with me.

502
00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:20,309
He said he doesn't want to go out with a girl
who'd let a guy do that to her.

503
00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:23,046
- Does that make any sense?
- Boys are so weird.

504
00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:24,813
Amen to that.

505
00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:26,546
Wait a minute, I like this one.

506
00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:28,386
<i>- Hi, Stephanie.
- Hi.</i>

507
00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:30,757
<i>Are you here to help me change the oil?</i>

508
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:35,231
<i>You know, I could never give up men,
because I like cock too much.</i>

509
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:37,258
<i>But I don't know...</i>

510
00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:41,297
<i>sometimes I just feel like
I need a woman's touch.</i>

511
00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:43,836
<i>I know what you mean.</i>

512
00:35:46,911 --> 00:35:48,538
Why is that woman...

513
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:52,813
Why is she doing those things
with that other woman?

514
00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:57,348
- Why must they show this?
- 'Cause men like to watch it.

515
00:35:58,055 --> 00:35:59,613
But it is a sin.

516
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:05,194
Randa, you're going to find out
that a lot of things men like are a sin.

517
00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:11,030
Kimberly, tell me you've never done that.

518
00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:15,930
- Kimberly?
- What?

519
00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:30,946
- You okay, Randa?
- Yes.

520
00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:36,020
- Did you get it all out, every last calorie?
- Yes, I think so.

521
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,525
Good.

522
00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:39,957
Kimberly?

523
00:36:40,898 --> 00:36:44,026
You and Troy never actually, like,
did anything, right?

524
00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:49,367
No. Brittany, for the 20 millionth time...

525
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,468
me and Troy never, like, did anything.

526
00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:57,044
- And it's 'cause Troy didn't want to, right?
- Right.

527
00:36:58,082 --> 00:37:01,245
Brittany, you know that.
That's why I dumped him.

528
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:07,582
It's just weird,
'cause with me he's, like, insatiable.

529
00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:11,490
I wonder why that is?

530
00:37:12,029 --> 00:37:13,462
I'm finished.

531
00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:19,735
Okay, girls, it's time to get serious.

532
00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:22,665
Oh, no, you're not going to make us write...

533
00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:24,900
Amnesty International letters again,
are you?

534
00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:26,977
I swear, most of those people deserve
to be in prison.

535
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,546
No. Okay, just listen to me.

536
00:37:31,849 --> 00:37:35,285
It seems that all three of us
have something in common.

537
00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:37,621
Do you know what that is?

538
00:37:38,122 --> 00:37:41,091
Our health, happiness, and faith in God.

539
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,127
No, I'm talking about Mr. Anderson.

540
00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:49,222
What about him?

541
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:54,234
He's done stuff to all three of us.

542
00:37:57,708 --> 00:38:00,176
I hate him. I hate him so much!

543
00:38:01,245 --> 00:38:04,612
- Yes, he is a bad man.
- I know, girls.

544
00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:07,948
So I've been thinking.

545
00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:13,683
I've been thinking that maybe it's about time
we put a stop to him.

546
00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:20,955
Remove all jewelry, watches,
earrings, rings...

547
00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:25,001
and place them in the box.
You know the drill, people.

548
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,631
A metal detector at Roxbury?

549
00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:30,639
Yeah, everybody's freaked out
'cause of what happened over in Bel Air.

550
00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:34,268
They don't want it to happen here, I'm sure.
They figured it out.

551
00:38:34,378 --> 00:38:36,710
Ain't nobody safe,
no matter how rich you are.

552
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:38,441
Ain't nobody safe.

553
00:38:39,383 --> 00:38:40,441
Next!

554
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:44,811
Are you sure about this, Kimberly?
I'm scared.

555
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,917
Don't be. We're doing the right thing.

556
00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:53,688
They're going to try and discredit us,
and turn us against each other...

557
00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:57,791
but we have to stand firm, okay?
We have to stick together, no matter what.

558
00:38:57,902 --> 00:38:58,960
Okay.

559
00:39:00,104 --> 00:39:02,095
Then we'll watch him burn.

560
00:39:03,874 --> 00:39:06,502
- Okay.
- Let's do it.

561
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:12,642
<i>Behind me lies one of L.A. County's
most exclusive private schools.</i>

562
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:14,615
<i>Roxbury Academy in Beverly Hills.</i>

563
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:18,284
A safe haven for the children
of the rich and the privileged.

564
00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:20,789
A place where they can study
in peace and harmony...

565
00:39:20,891 --> 00:39:24,327
free from the troubles that plague
many of the region's public schools...

566
00:39:24,428 --> 00:39:28,558
<i>until today.
Because, today, this hallowed institution...</i>

567
00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:32,898
<i>was rocked on its very foundations
with allegations of sexual assault.</i>

568
00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:35,761
<i>The accused, Percy Anderson...</i>

569
00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:38,133
<i>an English and Drama teacher...</i>

570
00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:41,871
<i>and new addition this year
to Roxbury's distinguished faculty.</i>

571
00:39:41,979 --> 00:39:43,708
<i>The alleged victims...</i>

572
00:39:43,814 --> 00:39:46,977
three 15-year-old sophomore girls...

573
00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:50,315
all of whom have waived their right
to anonymity.

574
00:39:50,421 --> 00:39:55,188
<i>Their names are, Kimberly Joyce,
Brittany Wells, and Randa Azzouni.</i>

575
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,218
I will continue to bring you more
of the details...

576
00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:00,854
of this stunning story as it unfolds.

577
00:40:00,965 --> 00:40:04,765
<i>For Team 33 News,
this is Emily Klein in Beverly Hills.</i>

578
00:40:05,436 --> 00:40:06,733
Okay, cut.

579
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,936
That was fucking great!

580
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,732
You were so fucking good!

581
00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:20,817
<i>I can't believe this is happening.</i>

582
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:24,251
How are we going to afford a lawyer,
on what we make?

583
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:29,287
What kind of a country are we living in
when a trio of little tramps...

584
00:40:29,393 --> 00:40:34,023
can besmirch an innocent man's name
with completely fabricated accusations?

585
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:39,130
Wow, that was really good use
of the word besmirch.

586
00:40:39,236 --> 00:40:40,328
Thank you.

587
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,965
Guys, what would you say if I told you
I got a lawyer?

588
00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:45,666
I mean a great lawyer.

589
00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:48,745
Really smart guy,
he's like a borderline genius.

590
00:40:48,846 --> 00:40:52,338
And I think I can get him to do it for free,
a nominal fee, at most.

591
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,384
Okay, who?

592
00:40:55,553 --> 00:40:58,420
Me, Perc. I'm talking about me.

593
00:40:58,522 --> 00:41:00,786
Roger, this isn't a joke, okay?
This is my life.

594
00:41:00,891 --> 00:41:03,860
I need a real lawyer,
not a high-school Law teacher.

595
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:05,986
Okay, look,
what you seem to be forgetting is that...

596
00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:08,223
I'm not just a high-school Law teacher,
all right?

597
00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:10,323
I passed the Bar in '96.

598
00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:13,892
So, technically, I'm licensed to practice law
in the State of California.

599
00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:15,062
I understand, Roger.

600
00:41:15,172 --> 00:41:18,107
Technically, you can practice law,
but you're not a practicing lawyer.

601
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:20,700
No, I'm not,
but I'll be better than a public defender.

602
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:23,609
What I lack in experience,
you know I'll make up for with insight.

603
00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:27,013
I know you, I know the school,
and I know these girls.

604
00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:29,551
Look at me, man, I'm your guy.

605
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,684
I don't... What's the point?

606
00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:37,194
Nobody's going to believe me.
I'm never gonna beat this.

607
00:41:37,294 --> 00:41:40,855
What kind of attitude is that?
I already have a foolproof strategy.

608
00:41:40,965 --> 00:41:45,197
I saw this in a movie once, all right?
Look, we say one of your arms is dead...

609
00:41:45,302 --> 00:41:49,636
useless. Then, at a crucial point in the trial,
I throw a jar at you...

610
00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:53,699
and you catch it with your other hand,
thus proving your innocence.

611
00:41:53,811 --> 00:41:55,403
You are an idiot.

612
00:41:57,381 --> 00:41:59,576
Which arm do we say is dead?

613
00:42:01,785 --> 00:42:03,844
- Well, which hand did you grope them with?
- Roger.

614
00:42:03,954 --> 00:42:06,013
Roger, let me make something clear to you,
all right?

615
00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:09,991
I didn't touch these girls. Never. Not once.
Not one of them.

616
00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:11,857
Let me make something clear to you, okay?

617
00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:14,430
If I'm gonna be your lawyer,
I don't wanna know if you did it.

618
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,466
I don't care. It's irrelevant.

619
00:42:16,567 --> 00:42:19,127
- Okay, but...
- No, listen to me.

620
00:42:19,436 --> 00:42:23,736
I don't want to know. Got it?

621
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:36,110
<i>Now I'm running my fingers
along your chest.</i>

622
00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:40,550
<i>And my red nails
are ripping through your chest hair...</i>

623
00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:43,157
<i>like fire through a forest.</i>

624
00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:45,926
What am I doing to you?

625
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:52,668
I've got my thumb so far up your ass,
I'm bowling with your ass.

626
00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:54,362
- Okay? I'm...
- Hank!

627
00:42:54,471 --> 00:42:55,665
Yeah!

628
00:42:56,106 --> 00:42:59,872
Okay, so that Evers report, I think,
is due on Monday, is it not?

629
00:42:59,977 --> 00:43:01,808
- Yeah...
- Hank, have you seen Bobo?

630
00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:04,346
That stupid dog pissed all over my Manolos.

631
00:43:04,448 --> 00:43:06,678
Fuck Bobo, okay? Yeah, okay, and the nips?

632
00:43:06,784 --> 00:43:09,150
That shipment is coming in...
That's tomorrow, I think.

633
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,880
Talking to Moishe.

634
00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:13,153
<i>Yeah. Shalom.</i>

635
00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:16,453
<i>Yeah, I'll see you at the mezuzah, okay?</i>

636
00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:18,191
Fucking Hebs, you know, I got...

637
00:43:18,295 --> 00:43:21,458
What, you can't see
that I'm working here? Hello?

638
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:29,330
Never mind. Bobo! Fucking dog!

639
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,998
Run, Bobo, run.

640
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:39,215
Still there?
Fuck, are you kidding? I got teak.

641
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,232
Knock, knock.

642
00:44:28,032 --> 00:44:29,590
You okay, Daddy?

643
00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:34,128
Yeah.

644
00:44:35,572 --> 00:44:38,541
Kimberly, you're a smart girl.

645
00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:43,873
So before you decided to do this thing
that you're doing...

646
00:44:44,815 --> 00:44:48,615
gee, I hope you thought long
and hard about it.

647
00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:52,782
I hope you thought about
what it's going to mean for Daddy.

648
00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:55,351
What are you saying?

649
00:44:55,459 --> 00:44:58,155
Well, you know,
Daddy's name isn't just his name.

650
00:44:58,262 --> 00:45:00,696
It's also a brand name...

651
00:45:01,231 --> 00:45:04,598
and people associate brand names
with certain qualities.

652
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:08,263
For instance,
when people hear the name Walt Disney...

653
00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:10,974
they think, "family friendly"...

654
00:45:11,075 --> 00:45:13,703
even though Disney gives benefits
to faggots.

655
00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:18,180
And when they hear the name Henry Joyce,
do you know what they think of?

656
00:45:18,749 --> 00:45:21,877
- What?
- "Quality electronics at the lowest prices. "

657
00:45:21,985 --> 00:45:24,385
And I want it to stay that way, Kimberly.

658
00:45:24,822 --> 00:45:29,259
I don't want them thinking,
"Slutty daughter, who takes it in the ass. "

659
00:45:30,294 --> 00:45:33,058
So if it turns out that you were...

660
00:45:34,031 --> 00:45:35,794
somehow making all this up...

661
00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:38,129
- How can you say that?
- No, I'm not saying anything.

662
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:41,727
It's just, you know how people
always want to blame the parents...

663
00:45:41,839 --> 00:45:43,739
and it just drives me fucking crazy.

664
00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:48,073
Daddy, I would never do anything
to hurt you or your reputation.

665
00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:50,338
Yay, Kimberly. Good, good. That's...

666
00:45:50,447 --> 00:45:52,506
Kimberly? Kimberly.

667
00:45:52,783 --> 00:45:55,081
Would you please take your dog for a walk?

668
00:45:55,185 --> 00:45:58,416
- Are you done fucking him?
- Enough of that already.

669
00:45:58,522 --> 00:46:00,114
What? I saw her.

670
00:46:00,224 --> 00:46:04,854
Her red nails were running through
his chest hair like fire through a forest.

671
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,860
That's actually kind of poetic.

672
00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:11,993
Okay.

673
00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:16,629
I've said what I've had to say here.

674
00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:20,767
I just do wish you would've told me before
you went and started this thing because...

675
00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:24,712
I'm sure it will be fine,
because these things never go to trial.

676
00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:28,410
And so day one of the Roxbury
sexual assault trial is set to begin.

677
00:46:29,052 --> 00:46:32,249
<i>Stay tuned to Team 33 News
for more updates, throughout the day.</i>

678
00:46:32,356 --> 00:46:33,948
I'm Emily Klein.

679
00:46:34,858 --> 00:46:36,155
Okay, cut.

680
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,258
- This is huge.
- Fucking huge.

681
00:46:39,363 --> 00:46:43,094
Can you believe this all started out
as a wimpy little special-interest feature?

682
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,067
They give me fluff, and I turn it into dirt.

683
00:46:46,703 --> 00:46:50,230
- You know what that is?
- It's hot. It's fucking hot.

684
00:46:50,874 --> 00:46:53,866
No, it's talent. Here, wait here.

685
00:46:54,678 --> 00:46:58,808
Kimberly. Hi. Off the record...

686
00:47:01,051 --> 00:47:04,384
I just want to say
that I really admire your courage.

687
00:47:04,788 --> 00:47:06,380
Thank you, Emily.

688
00:47:07,925 --> 00:47:11,622
I'm doing this
because I feel like I have a responsibility.

689
00:47:11,728 --> 00:47:15,528
Not just to myself but to all the other girls
all around the world...

690
00:47:15,632 --> 00:47:17,623
- who have been subjected to harassment.
- Yes.

691
00:47:17,734 --> 00:47:21,397
Or, God forbid, outright assault
at the hands of teachers...

692
00:47:21,972 --> 00:47:25,373
and who are too scared
or ashamed to come forth.

693
00:47:28,111 --> 00:47:31,308
I'm fighting a battle
inside these walls, Emily...

694
00:47:31,648 --> 00:47:33,775
but I'm also fighting a war.

695
00:47:36,253 --> 00:47:38,847
You have such passion and conviction.

696
00:47:40,324 --> 00:47:43,589
You kind of remind me of myself
when I was your age.

697
00:47:44,127 --> 00:47:47,585
I only wish I'd had half your self-assurance.

698
00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:50,491
Thank you, Emily.

699
00:47:53,570 --> 00:47:55,265
And, off the record...

700
00:47:57,274 --> 00:48:01,677
I could never give up men.
I like cock too much.

701
00:48:04,248 --> 00:48:07,012
But sometimes I just need a woman's touch.

702
00:48:20,530 --> 00:48:21,622
Hi.

703
00:48:21,999 --> 00:48:24,331
I have no further questions, Your Honor.

704
00:48:24,434 --> 00:48:26,902
Mr. Nicholl, you may cross-examine.

705
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,536
After you.

706
00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:34,642
Your Honor.

707
00:48:37,481 --> 00:48:39,244
Well, well, well.

708
00:48:41,285 --> 00:48:44,186
That's quite a story you've spun for us,
Miss Joyce.

709
00:48:44,288 --> 00:48:48,224
Very detailed, and might I say, very graphic.

710
00:48:49,459 --> 00:48:52,519
But let me ask you something,
is any of it true?

711
00:48:53,664 --> 00:48:55,962
Or is it all just a malicious fabrication...

712
00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:59,365
designed to discredit
and humiliate the man...

713
00:48:59,536 --> 00:49:02,664
that replaced you as the lead
in the school play?

714
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:07,870
I wouldn't perjure myself, Mr. Nicholl,
not for any reason.

715
00:49:08,078 --> 00:49:10,410
I'm sure you wouldn't, Kimberly.

716
00:49:10,547 --> 00:49:14,950
But tell me, why do you think you were fired
from the role of Anne Frank?

717
00:49:17,054 --> 00:49:20,922
I suppose it was because of something
I said in the cafeteria...

718
00:49:21,024 --> 00:49:23,492
during the International Food Fair...

719
00:49:23,593 --> 00:49:26,756
which I organized to raise money
for the Drama Club, as well as...

720
00:49:26,863 --> 00:49:30,799
foster a spirit of togetherness among
the multicultural community at Roxbury.

721
00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:33,426
Would you care to recount this incident
to the court?

722
00:49:33,537 --> 00:49:34,834
Certainly.

723
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,673
It was during lunch hour,
back in September.

724
00:49:39,543 --> 00:49:41,135
The Food Fair was on...

725
00:49:41,244 --> 00:49:43,371
and you and Mr. Anderson
were supervising...

726
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,539
so you had to eat lunch with the students.

727
00:49:45,849 --> 00:49:48,340
<i>You were sitting at a table in the corner...</i>

728
00:49:48,452 --> 00:49:51,046
<i>and Brittany and I could see you
from our table, where we sat...</i>

729
00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:54,646
<i>- eating granola and low-fat yogurt.
- Could you hear what we were saying?</i>

730
00:49:54,958 --> 00:49:57,950
<i>No, but you sure looked at us a lot.</i>

731
00:49:59,629 --> 00:50:01,358
That Kimberly Joyce.

732
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,157
What about her?

733
00:50:06,603 --> 00:50:10,095
She's a very good student.
She's very bright.

734
00:50:11,608 --> 00:50:13,508
You sure about that?

735
00:50:14,311 --> 00:50:17,838
Yeah, she's a fantastic actress, as well.

736
00:50:18,548 --> 00:50:20,914
Let me tell you something
about Kimberly Joyce.

737
00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:23,919
Last year, her freshman year,
she took a standard IQ test...

738
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,819
obliterated all school records.
Nobody believed it.

739
00:50:26,923 --> 00:50:30,290
They figured she was cheating,
so they made her take it again.

740
00:50:30,394 --> 00:50:33,795
She scored even higher.
Made her take it a third time.

741
00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:37,866
Guess what happened on the third time?
Her test broke the computer.

742
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:42,032
- It broke... She scored that high?
- No, she didn't.

743
00:50:42,439 --> 00:50:46,000
She penciled in those little circles
to spell "fuck you. "

744
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:49,941
- Does that break the computer?
- My point is this:

745
00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:53,945
You have brains like that,
you have the face of an angel...

746
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:58,488
throw in a ripe little pubescent body
bursting out of that uniform...

747
00:51:00,424 --> 00:51:02,324
- that spells trouble.
- Okay.

748
00:51:02,426 --> 00:51:06,829
The devil wears a gray skirt, my friend,
and her name is Kimberly Joyce.

749
00:51:06,930 --> 00:51:09,831
Earlier this week, in detention...

750
00:51:11,034 --> 00:51:13,161
I could have sworn
she was coming on to me.

751
00:51:13,270 --> 00:51:15,204
Of course she was coming on to you.

752
00:51:15,305 --> 00:51:17,170
Do you want to know why
she was coming on to you?

753
00:51:17,274 --> 00:51:20,368
'Cause she knows
you can't do anything about it, that's why.

754
00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:22,138
And forget English, Math, Science.

755
00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:25,772
For them,
high school is all cock-teasing 101.

756
00:51:26,116 --> 00:51:29,916
And I got news for you.
Those two are on the honor role.

757
00:51:31,955 --> 00:51:34,116
I mean, look at them.
Look at them over there.

758
00:51:34,224 --> 00:51:36,055
Whispering. Giggling.

759
00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:38,951
You know exactly what they're saying, too.

760
00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:43,759
Brittany, God, Mr. Nicholl is so sexy.

761
00:51:44,067 --> 00:51:46,831
I mean, he's got such a cute ass.

762
00:51:47,704 --> 00:51:51,105
You know, one time I saw Mr. Nicholl
when he thought I wasn't looking.

763
00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:54,609
He picked a booger out of his nose,
and then he ate it.

764
00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:59,847
You know what, Perc?
Any moment now, they're going to walk by...

765
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:02,817
and they're going to bat their eyelashes,
and they're going to wave.

766
00:52:02,919 --> 00:52:05,046
Just the fingers, not the hand.

767
00:52:05,155 --> 00:52:08,886
And they're going to expect us
to respond like big drooling lapdogs...

768
00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:12,052
which, ordinarily, we would.
But guess what? Not today.

769
00:52:12,662 --> 00:52:14,721
Because it ends right now.

770
00:52:15,732 --> 00:52:18,701
We're going to give them
the barest of acknowledgment.

771
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:21,168
A simple head nod, if they're lucky.

772
00:52:21,271 --> 00:52:25,173
Tonight, they're going to lie in bed,
wide awake...

773
00:52:25,275 --> 00:52:27,038
and they're going to wonder why.

774
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:30,545
They're going to wonder,
"Where has my power gone?"

775
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:36,575
- Hi, Mr. Anderson.
- Hi, Mr. Nicholl.

776
00:52:37,254 --> 00:52:39,154
- Hi, girls.
- Hi, girls.

777
00:52:46,396 --> 00:52:47,761
God damn it.

778
00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:49,287
Show me, where is it? Come on.

779
00:52:50,133 --> 00:52:52,727
What, do you not speak English?
Come on, show me. Where is it?

780
00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:55,202
What? Just show me where Palestine is?

781
00:52:55,305 --> 00:52:57,273
What's going on? Randa, are you okay?

782
00:52:57,374 --> 00:53:00,172
All I'm asking is she locate Palestine
on a map. Okay?

783
00:53:00,277 --> 00:53:02,472
Come on, show me. Where is it?
I mean, where is it?

784
00:53:03,747 --> 00:53:04,805
She can't show me.

785
00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:08,316
'Cause there never has been, and there
never will be any country called Palestine.

786
00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:10,352
Josh Horowitz,
I think it's really low of you...

787
00:53:10,453 --> 00:53:12,250
to bring divisive politics
into this Food Fair...

788
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:14,823
when the purpose of it
was to foster a spirit of togetherness...

789
00:53:14,925 --> 00:53:16,654
among Roxbury's international community...

790
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,728
as well as to raise money
for the Drama Club.

791
00:53:18,828 --> 00:53:21,626
Yeah? Well, forgive me,
but you were kind of tempting fate...

792
00:53:21,731 --> 00:53:23,892
by putting Israel next to Palestine.

793
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,025
I mean,
what kind of fucking diplomacy is that?

794
00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:27,899
God help us if you ever become UN Leader.

795
00:53:28,004 --> 00:53:29,232
It'd be like World War III.

796
00:53:29,339 --> 00:53:32,934
I don't want to become UN Leader,
I want to become an actress, so there.

797
00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:37,946
Yeah, well, I'm sure you'll be a good one,
because right now you're acting like a bitch.

798
00:53:38,081 --> 00:53:40,345
What are you laughing at, Sudan?

799
00:53:42,819 --> 00:53:46,311
And, Josh, at least my dad
isn't a money-grubbing Jew shyster...

800
00:53:46,423 --> 00:53:48,516
who lets criminals go free.

801
00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:54,931
Oops.

802
00:53:56,766 --> 00:53:58,199
Rewind.

803
00:54:00,003 --> 00:54:02,733
- It seems like you run a tight ship here.
- Yes, a very tight ship.

804
00:54:02,839 --> 00:54:05,330
The parents pay handsomely.
They should expect nothing less.

805
00:54:05,442 --> 00:54:08,639
Can you tell us, say, about a typical
complaint you might field from a parent?

806
00:54:08,745 --> 00:54:10,508
Complaints are few and far between
at Roxbury.

807
00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:13,208
I'm sorry, but we're going to have to end
this conversation today.

808
00:54:13,316 --> 00:54:16,183
If there's anything you need,
don't hesitate to ask. I like your suit.

809
00:54:16,286 --> 00:54:18,015
- Thanks again.
- Cut.

810
00:54:18,121 --> 00:54:19,748
Lesbian bitch!

811
00:54:19,856 --> 00:54:22,620
I know exactly what's going on here.
They gave her a puff piece...

812
00:54:22,726 --> 00:54:26,560
she resents it, and she's digging for dirt.
God knows, she'll find it around here.

813
00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:29,765
Charles, you wanted to see me
about something?

814
00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:34,827
I want you to replace Kimberly Joyce
in the play. Find a new lead.

815
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:38,430
I can't do that. She's the best actress
in the school. We go up in two weeks.

816
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:39,565
Well, I'm sorry...

817
00:54:39,676 --> 00:54:41,701
but we can't have our Anne Frank
running around...

818
00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:44,541
making anti-Semitic remarks.
That's a level of irony...

819
00:54:44,648 --> 00:54:47,208
I just don't want to have happening
under this roof.

820
00:54:47,317 --> 00:54:51,048
I'm sure she didn't mean anything by it,
Charles. They're just kids, after all.

821
00:54:51,321 --> 00:54:53,186
Percy, replace her.

822
00:54:53,757 --> 00:54:56,157
Now is not the time to court controversy.

823
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,058
- Very well.
- And another thing...

824
00:55:00,163 --> 00:55:02,961
be extra careful to behave yourself.

825
00:55:05,769 --> 00:55:09,364
- What do you mean?
- You know what I mean.

826
00:55:25,689 --> 00:55:29,785
We will not tolerate racial slurs at Roxbury.

827
00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:32,522
Now, you can use them at any other time...

828
00:55:32,629 --> 00:55:35,120
at home, at the mall,
at rock-'n'- roll concerts...

829
00:55:35,231 --> 00:55:37,859
but when you're under my roof
you will respect the heritage...

830
00:55:37,967 --> 00:55:41,733
of every student and faculty member.
Do I make myself clear?

831
00:55:42,806 --> 00:55:44,034
Yes, sir.

832
00:55:45,975 --> 00:55:48,705
The ironic thing is
my dad isn't even tight with money.

833
00:55:48,812 --> 00:55:51,007
I mean, he owns three sports cars,
and he just bought me...

834
00:55:51,114 --> 00:55:53,344
this rare, expensive kind of dog
that only eats tuna fish.

835
00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:55,577
Okay, Josh, you've had your say.

836
00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:59,583
Kimberly, is there anything
that you'd like to tell Mr. Horowitz?

837
00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:04,122
I don't know what came over me.

838
00:56:05,729 --> 00:56:09,961
My dad is something of a racist,
and I tend to pick things up at home.

839
00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,833
Always starts with the parents, doesn't it?

840
00:56:14,938 --> 00:56:18,271
But still, I do think that you owe
Mr. Horowitz an apology.

841
00:56:19,743 --> 00:56:22,644
I'm sorry about what I said about your dad.

842
00:56:23,246 --> 00:56:25,737
It's okay. You were partly right.

843
00:56:25,849 --> 00:56:28,249
My dad does let criminals go free.

844
00:56:29,185 --> 00:56:31,050
He's really good at it.

845
00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:35,023
<i>- Potato latke?
- Too fattening.</i>

846
00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:36,582
They're yummy.

847
00:56:53,176 --> 00:56:56,202
Okay. Well, I'm glad
we could smooth that over.

848
00:56:56,846 --> 00:57:00,009
Why don't you two
just hurry on back to class now?

849
00:57:07,857 --> 00:57:10,291
I'm sorry, Kimberly,
my hands are tied on this one.

850
00:57:10,393 --> 00:57:12,884
No, Mr. Anderson, you can't do this.

851
00:57:13,329 --> 00:57:16,628
- Playing Anne Frank means so much to me!
- I know.

852
00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:21,501
You know, right before my brother Sean
left for "Operation Iraqi Freedom"...

853
00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:24,505
he gave me a present.
Do you know what it was?

854
00:57:25,074 --> 00:57:27,338
<i>- No.
- The Diary of Anne Frank.</i>

855
00:57:34,217 --> 00:57:37,380
Come on,
do you really expect me to believe that?

856
00:57:41,991 --> 00:57:44,152
I'm not going to forget this.

857
00:58:00,844 --> 00:58:03,813
You're being really cool
about this, Kimberly.

858
00:58:03,947 --> 00:58:06,040
I thought you might be mad.

859
00:58:06,449 --> 00:58:10,112
Don't be silly.
I wouldn't let a play ruin our friendship.

860
00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:13,383
I'm glad.

861
00:58:15,158 --> 00:58:16,955
<i>Then I helped Brittany dye her hair...</i>

862
00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:20,587
because, as you know,
Anne Frank wasn't a blonde.

863
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:23,894
Yes, I do know that, but thank you.

864
00:58:24,601 --> 00:58:27,593
Let me ask you something, Kimberly.
Didn't it make you angry...

865
00:58:27,704 --> 00:58:31,834
when Mr. Anderson told you
he was replacing you with Brittany Wells?

866
00:58:32,542 --> 00:58:33,975
I don't know.

867
00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:38,772
You don't know?

868
00:58:39,215 --> 00:58:43,584
Look at that, she doesn't know.
Well, thank God I know.

869
00:58:44,821 --> 00:58:47,289
Didn't you want to get back at him?

870
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:48,889
- No.
- No?

871
00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:54,095
Miss Joyce, isn't it possible
that you are infatuated with Mr. Anderson?

872
00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:57,794
Isn't it possible
that you were trying to seduce him?

873
00:58:57,901 --> 00:59:01,462
And that you thought that the play
might even bring you closer to him?

874
00:59:01,571 --> 00:59:02,799
No.

875
00:59:05,074 --> 00:59:06,701
Hold that thought.

876
00:59:08,745 --> 00:59:12,237
Ladies and gentlemen,
I now present to you, Exhibit A.

877
00:59:12,482 --> 00:59:13,915
Your Honor.

878
00:59:15,351 --> 00:59:19,117
An essay, written by you, Miss Joyce,
during detention with Mr. Anderson...

879
00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:21,622
as punishment for talking during his class.

880
00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:24,989
An essay that you read out loud,
as per his request.

881
00:59:25,128 --> 00:59:27,358
Isn't this correct, Miss Joyce?

882
00:59:27,463 --> 00:59:30,296
- Yes, that's correct.
- Yes. That's what I thought.

883
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,029
Do me a favor, would you?
Read that out loud to the court.

884
00:59:36,639 --> 00:59:39,107
Okay, but I'm kind of embarrassed.

885
00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:41,642
Embarrassed? Well, well, well.

886
00:59:42,278 --> 00:59:44,678
Why are you embarrassed, Kimberly?

887
00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:49,479
I wanted to get it done quickly,
and I didn't do a very good job.

888
00:59:50,186 --> 00:59:52,677
I mean, I just, you know,
want to let the court know...

889
00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:56,748
that this essay does not necessarily reflect
my writing abilities.

890
00:59:56,859 --> 00:59:59,123
Nobody cares
about your writing abilities, Kimberly.

891
00:59:59,228 --> 01:00:01,696
Just read your essay, please. Thank you.

892
01:00:09,706 --> 01:00:12,004
"Why I deserve to be punished.

893
01:00:13,710 --> 01:00:15,439
"I have misbehaved.

894
01:00:16,045 --> 01:00:19,606
"Some adjectives that could be used
to describe my behavior...

895
01:00:19,716 --> 01:00:21,479
"include bad...

896
01:00:22,218 --> 01:00:26,882
"naughty, mischievous, nasty...

897
01:00:27,991 --> 01:00:30,084
"and downright inconsiderate.

898
01:00:30,727 --> 01:00:33,594
"I should know better than to talk in class.

899
01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:35,891
"My mother always taught me
not to talk too much...

900
01:00:35,999 --> 01:00:38,559
"and when I did, she used to spank me.

901
01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:43,666
"She'd spank me so hard that it hurt.

902
01:00:44,874 --> 01:00:47,206
"In conclusion, I have learned my lesson...

903
01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:50,211
"and I promise not to misbehave
in the future.

904
01:00:50,613 --> 01:00:52,103
"But if I do...

905
01:00:52,849 --> 01:00:55,579
"I will gladly accept any punishment...

906
01:00:56,786 --> 01:00:58,720
"you choose to hand down. "

907
01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:03,257
So, that's it. I'm done. Can I go?

908
01:01:05,028 --> 01:01:06,495
- Yeah.
- Goodie.

909
01:01:08,965 --> 01:01:11,957
I'll take that. That stays here.

910
01:01:24,414 --> 01:01:27,542
That's it, I'm done. Can I go?

911
01:01:33,856 --> 01:01:35,721
One moment, Your Honor.

912
01:01:39,929 --> 01:01:43,057
- What the fuck was that supposed to prove?
- It wasn't anything like that.

913
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:46,465
I swear to God, it's all in the delivery, Roger.

914
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:56,000
Miss Joyce, do me a favor, would you?
Would you read that again, please?

915
01:01:56,112 --> 01:01:58,307
And this time I'd love for you
to do it seductively.

916
01:01:58,414 --> 01:02:01,872
All right? Just try to make the words sexy.

917
01:02:04,754 --> 01:02:07,621
You want me to act sexy for you,
Mr. Nicholl?

918
01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:11,455
- Mr. Nicholl?
- Some leeway, please, Your Honor.

919
01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:13,492
Very well.

920
01:02:14,097 --> 01:02:17,624
Miss Joyce, would you please try
and do what he asks?

921
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,726
Please, I appreciate that.

922
01:02:30,346 --> 01:02:33,509
Okay, look, I'm really trying,
but I don't know how to be sexy.

923
01:02:33,616 --> 01:02:36,244
- I mean, I'm only 15!
- It's okay, dear.

924
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,619
Mr. Nicholl, if you have no more questions,
then court is adjourned...

925
01:02:40,723 --> 01:02:43,089
and we'll continue this tomorrow.

926
01:02:49,532 --> 01:02:51,466
Are you all right, dear?

927
01:03:11,988 --> 01:03:14,821
Bet you've never seen one like that before.

928
01:03:14,924 --> 01:03:18,587
Silly boy, over 60% of guys are circumcised.

929
01:03:20,062 --> 01:03:21,290
Right.

930
01:03:22,832 --> 01:03:24,823
I like it. It's cute.

931
01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:29,730
- It is?
- Yes, and you're cute.

932
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:32,698
- I am?
- Yes.

933
01:03:34,510 --> 01:03:38,344
- So did you ask him?
- No.

934
01:03:39,282 --> 01:03:43,218
- Josh, you said you would.
- I know, I will. I just...

935
01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:47,217
It doesn't make sense to me.
I don't understand why.

936
01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:49,518
It doesn't have to make sense.

937
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:53,694
All that matters is that I want you to.
It would make me happy.

938
01:03:54,897 --> 01:03:57,695
You want to make me happy,
don't you, Josh?

939
01:03:58,267 --> 01:04:00,963
- Of course I do, you're amazing.
- I know.

940
01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:06,471
Miss Azzouni, now...

941
01:04:07,543 --> 01:04:11,877
you were also present
at this detention in question, were you not?

942
01:04:12,815 --> 01:04:16,251
Yes. I finished writing my essay
before Kimberly.

943
01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:20,714
Mr. Anderson took me in the other room
to discuss it.

944
01:04:21,023 --> 01:04:23,287
I'm sorry? Another room?

945
01:04:24,660 --> 01:04:28,152
There is a small room
beside Mr. Anderson's classroom...

946
01:04:28,664 --> 01:04:30,359
<i>separated by glass.</i>

947
01:04:34,670 --> 01:04:38,868
Randa, I'm going to be honest with you.
This essay is unintelligible.

948
01:04:39,942 --> 01:04:41,375
You just...

949
01:04:41,577 --> 01:04:45,104
Well, you just can't write competently
in the English language.

950
01:04:45,982 --> 01:04:48,678
Now, what are we going to do about that?

951
01:04:49,685 --> 01:04:52,552
I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

952
01:04:53,155 --> 01:04:56,522
It's not fashionable to send your kids
to a place like this anymore.

953
01:04:56,626 --> 01:04:59,060
Elitism is out.
You want to be a good Hollywood liberal...

954
01:04:59,161 --> 01:05:03,427
you send your kids to a public school.
A safe public school, mind you...

955
01:05:03,532 --> 01:05:06,092
but one where they can mingle
with the common people.

956
01:05:06,202 --> 01:05:09,000
Meanwhile, this relic of an institution
grows every year...

957
01:05:09,105 --> 01:05:12,905
more and more dependent
on wealthy immigrants like yourself...

958
01:05:13,109 --> 01:05:15,839
from countries where elitism
is still very much in...

959
01:05:15,945 --> 01:05:17,310
to the point where...

960
01:05:17,413 --> 01:05:20,382
there is a not-so-subtle pressure
being exerted on people like me...

961
01:05:20,483 --> 01:05:22,678
to go easy on people like you.

962
01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:27,613
Well, had you gotten virtually
any other teacher at this school...

963
01:05:28,324 --> 01:05:30,690
they'd probably turn a blind eye
to sentences like:

964
01:05:30,793 --> 01:05:33,057
"I must not speaking in class. "

965
01:05:36,032 --> 01:05:38,728
Now, I know what you're thinking right now.

966
01:05:38,834 --> 01:05:42,326
You're sitting there, loathing me right now,
aren't you?

967
01:05:43,072 --> 01:05:45,939
Because good grades
are very important to your parents.

968
01:05:46,042 --> 01:05:48,033
They're vitally important.

969
01:05:50,246 --> 01:05:52,714
What are we going to do about that?

970
01:05:56,886 --> 01:06:00,253
If your compositional skills don't improve
within the next year...

971
01:06:00,356 --> 01:06:02,824
I will have no trouble failing you.

972
01:06:03,392 --> 01:06:05,792
All right? Do I make myself clear?

973
01:06:07,129 --> 01:06:08,460
Look at me.

974
01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:13,659
Now, I know that there's a brain here,
underneath this piece of cloth.

975
01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:15,570
And when...

976
01:06:25,614 --> 01:06:28,082
Now, here's what we're going to do.

977
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:32,618
And do you recall
any of the details of this discussion?

978
01:06:34,156 --> 01:06:37,125
- I do not recollect the details. No.
- That's okay.

979
01:06:39,628 --> 01:06:42,119
Tell me, do you remember anything...

980
01:06:42,565 --> 01:06:46,524
Mr. Anderson said to you
during that discussion, anything at all?

981
01:06:49,105 --> 01:06:53,974
Well, one thing I remember
is that he told an off-color joke.

982
01:06:56,979 --> 01:06:58,674
An off-color joke?

983
01:06:58,781 --> 01:07:03,081
Mr. Anderson told you an off-color joke.

984
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,388
Could you repeat it for us, please?

985
01:07:08,557 --> 01:07:11,754
- How does an Arab impregnate his wife?
- How?

986
01:07:12,795 --> 01:07:17,255
She lies upon the bed,
he ejaculates upon the wall.

987
01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:21,066
And the rest of the duties
are left to the flies.

988
01:07:26,175 --> 01:07:28,735
And what happened next, Miss Azzouni?

989
01:07:29,412 --> 01:07:31,039
Then he said:

990
01:07:32,381 --> 01:07:34,713
"Now I'm going to touch you
on your boobs. "

991
01:07:34,817 --> 01:07:38,378
Boobs? I would never say boobs!
I'm an English teacher.

992
01:07:39,622 --> 01:07:43,524
- Breasts, I would say breasts...
- Mr. Anderson, restrain yourself.

993
01:07:43,626 --> 01:07:46,322
I have no further questions, Your Honor.

994
01:07:46,629 --> 01:07:49,689
Very well, Mr. Nicholl,
you may begin your cross-examination.

995
01:07:49,799 --> 01:07:52,666
All right, okay. Thank you, Your Honor.

996
01:08:00,342 --> 01:08:03,209
Yeah. Good stuff.

997
01:08:10,519 --> 01:08:13,044
Miss Azzouni, engage me here
a little bit here, would you?

998
01:08:13,155 --> 01:08:14,850
I'm just curious.

999
01:08:15,257 --> 01:08:19,216
Which hand did Mr. Anderson
allegedly fondle you with?

1000
01:08:20,629 --> 01:08:21,960
Both hands.

1001
01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:24,530
Both hands?

1002
01:08:30,673 --> 01:08:32,300
No more questions.

1003
01:08:36,745 --> 01:08:39,339
I'm nervous about testifying tomorrow.

1004
01:08:40,749 --> 01:08:43,115
I'm not very good under pressure.

1005
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,914
Well, all you got to do
is tell the truth, right?

1006
01:08:47,523 --> 01:08:48,854
Right.

1007
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:50,789
So what's there to be nervous about?

1008
01:08:50,893 --> 01:08:54,659
Kimberly and Randa,
they already did a good job on the stand.

1009
01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:56,860
Especially Kimberly.

1010
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,129
Man, she was amazing.

1011
01:09:00,236 --> 01:09:02,966
Look, I'm not Kimberly, okay?

1012
01:09:04,406 --> 01:09:08,968
This whole thing is really scary for me,
with the Judge and all the lawyers.

1013
01:09:09,178 --> 01:09:10,941
I'm starting to think it was a bad idea.

1014
01:09:11,046 --> 01:09:12,980
What? No, hey.

1015
01:09:13,849 --> 01:09:14,816
Hey, hey.

1016
01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:22,249
What Mr. A did to you, to all of you,
was wrong.

1017
01:09:25,961 --> 01:09:27,189
Right?

1018
01:09:28,464 --> 01:09:29,897
You're right.

1019
01:09:33,402 --> 01:09:34,699
Baby?

1020
01:09:38,607 --> 01:09:39,733
Yeah?

1021
01:09:40,509 --> 01:09:43,774
Did it make you sad
when Kimberly broke up with you?

1022
01:09:44,780 --> 01:09:47,112
You mean, when I broke up with her.

1023
01:09:47,216 --> 01:09:51,414
No, when she broke up with you,
'cause you weren't ready to have sex.

1024
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:55,456
What? No way. Is that what she told you?

1025
01:09:55,991 --> 01:09:58,323
What, that's not the way it went?

1026
01:09:58,427 --> 01:10:00,759
No, it's not even close.

1027
01:10:01,297 --> 01:10:03,788
What do you mean? What happened?

1028
01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:08,359
Well, I heard something...

1029
01:10:09,071 --> 01:10:11,471
that kind of freaked me out...

1030
01:10:12,474 --> 01:10:14,908
and to be honest with you,
it was kind of making me look bad.

1031
01:10:17,513 --> 01:10:20,277
<i>One night, I was over at Kimberly's house...</i>

1032
01:10:20,549 --> 01:10:25,248
<i>and she came out of the bathroom
and started doing this nasty little dance.</i>

1033
01:10:36,432 --> 01:10:39,026
Kimberly, stop it. Kimberly.

1034
01:10:40,736 --> 01:10:44,035
What's the matter, baby?
You don't like what you see?

1035
01:10:46,742 --> 01:10:49,609
Warren Prescott told me what he did to you.

1036
01:10:53,382 --> 01:10:56,112
Are you going to believe everything
that Warren says?

1037
01:10:56,218 --> 01:10:57,708
I believe this.

1038
01:11:01,557 --> 01:11:02,751
Okay.

1039
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,694
Assuming that it's true...

1040
01:11:07,763 --> 01:11:09,594
why is that a problem?

1041
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:13,367
If you're good,
I'll let you go where Warren went.

1042
01:11:13,469 --> 01:11:15,733
No, that is not cool, Kimberly.

1043
01:11:16,338 --> 01:11:19,569
I don't take some loser's sloppy seconds,
all right?

1044
01:11:21,343 --> 01:11:24,608
And I don't want to be
with some dirty little whore.

1045
01:11:28,817 --> 01:11:30,682
What did you say to me?

1046
01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:34,488
You heard me.

1047
01:11:35,924 --> 01:11:37,221
Slut.

1048
01:11:46,769 --> 01:11:48,236
<i>So that was it, I walked out.</i>

1049
01:11:48,671 --> 01:11:51,765
Wow. She never told me that.

1050
01:11:53,642 --> 01:11:56,975
It doesn't matter.
Everything happens for a reason.

1051
01:11:57,613 --> 01:12:01,515
I mean, even when I was with Kimberly,
I always had a thing for you.

1052
01:12:02,084 --> 01:12:04,552
You know how I used to look at you.

1053
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:07,581
I can't help but think she knew that.

1054
01:12:09,692 --> 01:12:12,354
She's probably just really embarrassed.

1055
01:12:16,765 --> 01:12:18,198
You're right.

1056
01:12:18,967 --> 01:12:22,664
And she really is being pretty brave
about this whole thing.

1057
01:12:24,239 --> 01:12:27,572
Actually, I think
you should just follow her example.

1058
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,335
You're as brave as she is.

1059
01:12:37,553 --> 01:12:40,920
Like Kimberly Joyce
and Randa Azzouni before you...

1060
01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:45,251
you have outlined a disturbing pattern...

1061
01:12:45,561 --> 01:12:49,327
of repeated sexual assault and harassment...

1062
01:12:49,498 --> 01:12:53,332
on the part of the defendant, your teacher,
Mr. Anderson.

1063
01:12:54,737 --> 01:12:59,333
Now I have to ask you,
why did you take so long to come forward?

1064
01:13:02,911 --> 01:13:04,401
We were scared.

1065
01:13:05,881 --> 01:13:07,439
We were ashamed.

1066
01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:11,019
And what finally made you
break your silence?

1067
01:13:15,257 --> 01:13:17,384
When he decided to do it
in front of everybody.

1068
01:13:17,493 --> 01:13:20,087
"Decided to do it in front of everybody. "

1069
01:13:20,195 --> 01:13:24,291
Could you repeat for us the incident
that drove you over the edge?

1070
01:13:27,870 --> 01:13:31,636
It was at Drama Club,
after school on a Friday.

1071
01:13:34,176 --> 01:13:37,043
<i>Lee Strasberg, of the famed Actors Studio...</i>

1072
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:40,576
used to stress the importance
of being able to perform...

1073
01:13:40,682 --> 01:13:42,707
private moments on stage.

1074
01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:49,013
Now, acting is about opening yourself up.

1075
01:13:49,691 --> 01:13:54,185
It is about freeing yourself from shame,
reticence, inhibition.

1076
01:13:55,330 --> 01:13:57,628
It's about laying yourself bare.

1077
01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:01,931
So, Brittany, I want you to show me...

1078
01:14:02,704 --> 01:14:04,433
your private moment.

1079
01:14:06,842 --> 01:14:09,072
- Private moment?
- Yes, private moment.

1080
01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:11,578
Something that you would do
only in complete privacy.

1081
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:14,581
Something that no one else
would ever see you do.

1082
01:14:15,884 --> 01:14:17,283
Now, I want you to take a moment.

1083
01:14:17,386 --> 01:14:21,846
Think about what that is.
Then, when you have it, show me.

1084
01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:31,728
I don't want to do that.

1085
01:14:31,834 --> 01:14:35,133
Do you want to be Anne Frank?
Do you want to be our lead?

1086
01:14:35,604 --> 01:14:36,935
Yes, but I...

1087
01:14:37,039 --> 01:14:39,530
All right then, do it. Stop whining and do it.

1088
01:14:41,076 --> 01:14:43,135
Well, what's he doing here?

1089
01:14:45,881 --> 01:14:47,644
Roger, what are you...

1090
01:14:49,685 --> 01:14:51,812
Nobody's here, Brittany. That's the point.

1091
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,946
None of us are here.
You're alone, by yourself...

1092
01:14:58,794 --> 01:15:00,853
Close your eyes. All right?

1093
01:15:01,797 --> 01:15:05,062
Lmagine yourself
in the privacy of your own room...

1094
01:15:06,068 --> 01:15:08,366
the door is locked, it's closed.

1095
01:15:09,204 --> 01:15:11,695
Windows are shut.

1096
01:15:13,442 --> 01:15:15,137
Curtains are drawn.

1097
01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:19,071
You're all alone.

1098
01:15:21,917 --> 01:15:23,384
It's just you.

1099
01:15:25,754 --> 01:15:27,346
You're all alone.

1100
01:15:31,693 --> 01:15:33,160
It's just you.

1101
01:15:52,581 --> 01:15:54,048
It's just you.

1102
01:16:16,371 --> 01:16:17,929
I can't do this.

1103
01:16:18,273 --> 01:16:19,900
- No way!
- Brittany! Brittany!

1104
01:16:20,075 --> 01:16:23,772
That was very good.
You know, Anne Frank had nowhere to run.

1105
01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:28,008
So you can stay here
and act like a professional...

1106
01:16:28,116 --> 01:16:30,846
or are you going to run and cry,
like a little girl?

1107
01:16:31,286 --> 01:16:33,948
I am a little girl, you fucking pervert!

1108
01:16:39,461 --> 01:16:40,655
Pervert.

1109
01:17:01,783 --> 01:17:03,614
I have no more questions, Your Honor.

1110
01:17:03,719 --> 01:17:06,381
Very well. Court is adjourned till Monday.

1111
01:17:12,094 --> 01:17:14,460
- Hello?
- Kimberly, hi, it's Barry.

1112
01:17:14,930 --> 01:17:17,091
<i>- Hi, Barry.
- I haven't seen you lately.</i>

1113
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:21,465
I've actually been thinking.
How can I put this tactfully?

1114
01:17:23,405 --> 01:17:25,771
Barry, I never really liked you
all that much...

1115
01:17:25,874 --> 01:17:28,172
<i>and I think we should break up.</i>

1116
01:17:30,746 --> 01:17:31,872
<i>Barry?</i>

1117
01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:35,283
It always goes down easy.

1118
01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:36,843
<i>What?</i>

1119
01:17:36,952 --> 01:17:39,420
That was one of the reasons
why beer is better than a woman.

1120
01:17:41,289 --> 01:17:43,416
<i>If it's flat, you can throw it out.</i>

1121
01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:44,992
Okay, Barry...

1122
01:17:45,093 --> 01:17:48,221
You don't have to wash it
before it tastes good.

1123
01:17:48,630 --> 01:17:50,222
<i>I've really got to go, okay?</i>

1124
01:17:50,332 --> 01:17:52,061
<i>- It's always wet...
- Barry!</i>

1125
01:17:52,367 --> 01:17:55,666
Are you even listening to me?
Did you hear what I said?

1126
01:17:55,771 --> 01:17:57,398
<i>Is it another guy?</i>

1127
01:18:04,913 --> 01:18:05,971
Yeah!

1128
01:18:19,928 --> 01:18:21,293
Oh, my God.

1129
01:18:22,197 --> 01:18:23,164
Oh, my God.

1130
01:18:24,566 --> 01:18:25,533
Oh, my God.

1131
01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:31,437
I bet you've never seen one of those, before.

1132
01:18:32,507 --> 01:18:34,873
You silly girl, I have one.

1133
01:18:35,677 --> 01:18:36,974
Oh, right.

1134
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,671
I like it, it's cute.

1135
01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:45,153
- Is it?
- Yes, and you're cute.

1136
01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:48,318
- I am?
- Yes.

1137
01:18:50,592 --> 01:18:53,652
- You're amazing.
- I know.

1138
01:19:00,802 --> 01:19:03,032
Dad? Busy?

1139
01:19:03,338 --> 01:19:05,533
- I'm always busy, Josh.
- Right.

1140
01:19:07,142 --> 01:19:09,167
I was wondering
if I could ask you something.

1141
01:19:12,347 --> 01:19:14,645
Put that down, that's a memento.

1142
01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:18,681
- What is it, Josh, what is it?
- Sorry.

1143
01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:20,846
Look, it's just...

1144
01:19:21,990 --> 01:19:24,424
I was wondering if you
could help out Mr. Anderson.

1145
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:29,256
It's really tearing me up inside
watching him go through this trial.

1146
01:19:29,464 --> 01:19:30,829
I mean, he's such a good teacher.

1147
01:19:30,932 --> 01:19:33,423
I can't even remember
how many long sessions...

1148
01:19:33,535 --> 01:19:36,663
that he spent with me after school,
helping me...

1149
01:19:36,905 --> 01:19:38,304
with my math homework.

1150
01:19:38,406 --> 01:19:41,898
I thought Mr. Anderson
was an English and Drama teacher.

1151
01:19:42,344 --> 01:19:43,709
Yeah, but he's really good at math, too.

1152
01:19:43,812 --> 01:19:46,372
Mr. Anderson couldn't afford five minutes
of my time.

1153
01:19:46,882 --> 01:19:50,147
<i>I know that, Dad.
But I was hoping you could do it pro boner.</i>

1154
01:19:50,252 --> 01:19:53,653
<i>Pro bono, Josh, Latin.
And I don't do pro bono.</i>

1155
01:19:54,656 --> 01:19:56,783
But he's innocent, Dad,
these girls are totally lying.

1156
01:19:56,892 --> 01:19:58,621
I got a lot more important cases
on my desk...

1157
01:19:58,727 --> 01:20:01,025
than some high-school tempest in a teapot.

1158
01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:03,097
I know that, Dad, but...

1159
01:20:04,032 --> 01:20:06,023
Look, you know how
you're always apologizing to me...

1160
01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:08,694
about how your work leaves you
so little time to spend with me...

1161
01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:11,500
and watch me growing up,
and so, instead, you're always...

1162
01:20:11,606 --> 01:20:14,973
buying me these rare, expensive
kinds of dogs that only eat tuna fish?

1163
01:20:16,945 --> 01:20:19,846
Well, I think that if you did this favor
for me, Dad...

1164
01:20:19,948 --> 01:20:22,917
it'd go a long way towards
making up for that.

1165
01:20:26,121 --> 01:20:27,986
Well, I'll consider it.

1166
01:20:30,325 --> 01:20:31,451
Hey.

1167
01:20:34,029 --> 01:20:38,295
With the surprise addition of Larry Horowitz
to Percy Anderson's defense team...

1168
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:41,528
the Roxbury sex trial
has leapt off the local pages...

1169
01:20:41,636 --> 01:20:44,230
and attained dramatic new proportions.

1170
01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:48,500
Today, the eyes of a nation,
indeed, of other nations...

1171
01:20:48,777 --> 01:20:51,075
will turn to this courthouse
in Beverly Hills...

1172
01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:54,376
where Larry Horowitz,
will make his first court appearance.

1173
01:20:54,482 --> 01:20:59,078
If one emblematic figure, above all others,
has emerged during this trial...

1174
01:20:59,654 --> 01:21:03,488
it would have to be beautiful,
young plaintiff, Kimberly Joyce.

1175
01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:07,723
As a woman,
it's difficult not to feel inspired...

1176
01:21:07,829 --> 01:21:10,093
by her marching into court each day...

1177
01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:12,496
her chin held high, her chest...

1178
01:21:13,435 --> 01:21:15,630
her chest thrust forward.

1179
01:21:16,471 --> 01:21:18,939
A steely determination in her eyes...

1180
01:21:19,174 --> 01:21:23,133
like a latter day Joan of Arc,
going off to fight in the Crusade.

1181
01:21:23,278 --> 01:21:25,212
Give me a fucking break.

1182
01:21:29,751 --> 01:21:33,847
Other beneficiaries of the intensified
media attention include me.

1183
01:21:35,523 --> 01:21:38,754
You're all so sweet.
Thank you all for your letters.

1184
01:21:38,860 --> 01:21:41,624
And now,
to answer some of your questions.

1185
01:21:41,997 --> 01:21:44,488
Francine Whitmore of Anaheim asks:

1186
01:21:44,599 --> 01:21:46,897
Is this my natural hair color?

1187
01:21:47,002 --> 01:21:51,166
Well, Francine,
a lady doesn't reveal her beauty secrets.

1188
01:21:52,107 --> 01:21:56,771
And no, James Foster of Newport Beach,
I'm technically not single.

1189
01:21:57,178 --> 01:21:58,440
But don't give up hope...

1190
01:21:58,546 --> 01:22:00,912
because you never know
what might happen in the future.

1191
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:06,178
Shit.

1192
01:22:08,189 --> 01:22:11,056
Cut! Did you get that? Nadine!

1193
01:22:11,726 --> 01:22:14,661
Mr. Horowitz,
you may begin cross-examination.

1194
01:22:30,478 --> 01:22:32,343
So I've been thinking.

1195
01:22:34,049 --> 01:22:37,849
I've been thinking that maybe
it's about time we put a stop to him.

1196
01:22:42,257 --> 01:22:45,317
Let's begin by talking
about career aspirations.

1197
01:22:45,427 --> 01:22:48,123
Randa, as you know,
Brittany and I want to be actresses.

1198
01:22:48,229 --> 01:22:50,959
So where do you see yourself in 10 years?

1199
01:22:51,066 --> 01:22:55,469
I would like to be a doctor, because I think
it is a good thing to help society.

1200
01:22:55,870 --> 01:22:58,566
I would especially like to help the poor.

1201
01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:02,509
Okay. Randa, that's really sweet...

1202
01:23:02,744 --> 01:23:06,077
but in America, doctors don't help the poor.

1203
01:23:07,849 --> 01:23:11,341
And I hope you're not implying
that actresses don't help society...

1204
01:23:11,453 --> 01:23:13,216
because they often attend charity events...

1205
01:23:13,321 --> 01:23:16,722
and, you know, appear in films
that have important social messages.

1206
01:23:17,792 --> 01:23:20,659
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
- It's okay.

1207
01:23:21,162 --> 01:23:25,394
I just hope that me and Brittany
can persuade you to change your mind.

1208
01:23:25,533 --> 01:23:28,525
Being a doctor
requires an awful lot of schooling...

1209
01:23:28,636 --> 01:23:30,968
whereas the wonderful thing
about being an actress is...

1210
01:23:31,072 --> 01:23:32,562
you don't have to study at all.

1211
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:35,704
All it takes is talent, determination...

1212
01:23:36,644 --> 01:23:39,636
and sleeping with some people
who you otherwise wouldn't.

1213
01:23:39,981 --> 01:23:41,846
- And the edge.
- Yes.

1214
01:23:43,385 --> 01:23:46,149
Brittany and I often talk about the edge.

1215
01:23:47,055 --> 01:23:50,547
See, unfortunately, we're not
the only aspiring actresses in this town.

1216
01:23:50,658 --> 01:23:55,527
It's filled to the brim with competition,
most of whom are equally talented...

1217
01:23:55,830 --> 01:23:59,357
and equally as beautiful,
and equally as promiscuous.

1218
01:24:00,468 --> 01:24:03,164
So you need something
to separate yourself from the pack.

1219
01:24:04,072 --> 01:24:05,699
You need the edge.

1220
01:24:07,442 --> 01:24:09,467
This leads us to Mr. Anderson.

1221
01:24:09,577 --> 01:24:11,044
- It does?
- Yes.

1222
01:24:12,814 --> 01:24:15,840
Randa, what's the greatest thing
about this country?

1223
01:24:15,950 --> 01:24:17,645
Sylvester Stallone?

1224
01:24:18,453 --> 01:24:21,786
No. The greatest thing
about this country is freedom.

1225
01:24:23,258 --> 01:24:26,921
And one of those freedoms
is that anybody can sue anybody...

1226
01:24:27,028 --> 01:24:29,087
at any time, over anything.

1227
01:24:30,165 --> 01:24:33,760
And even if your case
is completely unfounded and you lose...

1228
01:24:33,868 --> 01:24:37,099
you can still tarnish
someone's reputation forever.

1229
01:24:37,205 --> 01:24:39,400
You want to sue Mr. Anderson?

1230
01:24:40,842 --> 01:24:42,571
The timing's perfect.

1231
01:24:42,677 --> 01:24:46,010
That lesbian reporter's roaming
the hallowed halls of Roxbury.

1232
01:24:46,648 --> 01:24:48,206
What if something explosive happened...

1233
01:24:48,316 --> 01:24:51,285
during what was supposed
to be an innocuous little puff piece?

1234
01:24:52,420 --> 01:24:56,015
Something like sexual assault charges?

1235
01:24:58,059 --> 01:24:59,720
Do you suppose that the main players...

1236
01:24:59,828 --> 01:25:03,320
might be subject to an enormous amount
of media exposure?

1237
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:07,865
Do you suppose that it might jump start
their acting careers?

1238
01:25:10,805 --> 01:25:13,273
Okay, what's the worst-case scenario?

1239
01:25:13,374 --> 01:25:16,070
We lose the case, we still get famous...

1240
01:25:16,377 --> 01:25:19,710
and Mr. Anderson has to live
with the stigma for the rest of his life.

1241
01:25:20,548 --> 01:25:22,311
The rest of his life?

1242
01:25:23,551 --> 01:25:25,849
Brittany, don't pussy out on me.

1243
01:25:26,321 --> 01:25:28,289
Look, he's failing Randa.

1244
01:25:28,389 --> 01:25:29,356
He canned me from the play.

1245
01:25:31,726 --> 01:25:34,092
We all know what he did to you.

1246
01:25:35,096 --> 01:25:37,394
You said you wanted to burn him.

1247
01:25:37,599 --> 01:25:40,591
And the way I see it,
he's already doused himself in gasoline.

1248
01:25:41,336 --> 01:25:43,827
All we have to do is strike a match.

1249
01:25:44,739 --> 01:25:46,798
Will Mr. Anderson be fired?

1250
01:25:48,009 --> 01:25:49,874
In all likelihood, yes.

1251
01:25:52,213 --> 01:25:54,738
- Then I am in.
- Bonus.

1252
01:25:58,386 --> 01:26:01,184
Would we have to, like, testify?

1253
01:26:01,689 --> 01:26:04,658
Probably not. These things never go to trial.

1254
01:26:05,894 --> 01:26:08,692
'Cause you know I'm no good
under pressure.

1255
01:26:13,268 --> 01:26:16,237
Mr. Horowitz,
you may begin cross-examination.

1256
01:26:28,917 --> 01:26:29,941
Miss Wells...

1257
01:26:30,051 --> 01:26:33,316
Okay! It's all a lie, every word is a lie!
But it was Kimberly's idea!

1258
01:26:33,454 --> 01:26:36,446
We were just mad at Mr. Anderson.
We wanted to get back at him!

1259
01:26:40,361 --> 01:26:41,419
Oops.

1260
01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:47,361
Rewind?

1261
01:26:54,108 --> 01:26:55,405
Cocktails.

1262
01:27:22,270 --> 01:27:26,536
You lying, backstabbing,
two-faced little cunt!

1263
01:27:26,841 --> 01:27:28,138
Hi, Emily.

1264
01:27:28,309 --> 01:27:30,334
Do you have any idea what you've done?

1265
01:27:30,712 --> 01:27:32,805
Do you have any idea how many victims...

1266
01:27:32,914 --> 01:27:34,814
how many real victims
of sexual harassment...

1267
01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:37,384
have just lost all credibility
in the public eye?

1268
01:27:37,986 --> 01:27:40,648
How many are going to be afraid
to come forward now?

1269
01:27:40,755 --> 01:27:42,746
How many are going to continue
to suffer in silence...

1270
01:27:42,857 --> 01:27:45,485
all because of this asinine little stunt
you've pulled?

1271
01:27:46,394 --> 01:27:48,055
I don't know, Emily. How many?

1272
01:27:49,130 --> 01:27:50,961
I'm going to bury you.

1273
01:27:51,666 --> 01:27:53,224
I beg to differ.

1274
01:27:54,502 --> 01:27:56,527
While all the other little pundits
with microphones...

1275
01:27:56,638 --> 01:27:59,072
are going to be clamoring
for my head on a stick...

1276
01:28:00,742 --> 01:28:03,609
the most popular
and influential reporter in town...

1277
01:28:03,745 --> 01:28:06,305
is going to be marching
to quite the different drum.

1278
01:28:07,715 --> 01:28:10,149
You are going to be my lone champion...

1279
01:28:10,251 --> 01:28:13,948
my staunch defender,
my dyke in shining armor.

1280
01:28:14,822 --> 01:28:16,687
And why would I want to do that?

1281
01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:19,089
Because if you don't,
I'll go right to your news director...

1282
01:28:19,193 --> 01:28:21,559
and tell him exactly
where his favorite little bloodhound...

1283
01:28:21,663 --> 01:28:23,597
had been digging for milk bones.

1284
01:28:23,698 --> 01:28:26,132
As far as lapses in journalistic integrity go...

1285
01:28:26,567 --> 01:28:30,765
I'd say that munching underage rug
is way the hell up there.

1286
01:28:30,872 --> 01:28:32,100
Wouldn't you?

1287
01:28:33,841 --> 01:28:37,333
Like he's going to believe you.
Everyone knows you're a liar now.

1288
01:28:37,712 --> 01:28:39,145
I have proof.

1289
01:28:43,151 --> 01:28:45,745
What did you do? Did you videotape us?

1290
01:28:59,734 --> 01:29:02,259
Do you know I thought
that you were like I was in high school?

1291
01:29:02,370 --> 01:29:06,136
A loner, smarter than everyone else,
just misunderstood. But you're not.

1292
01:29:06,974 --> 01:29:08,942
My God,
you're just another one of the mean ones...

1293
01:29:09,043 --> 01:29:11,511
who called me names,
who made my life miserable.

1294
01:29:11,612 --> 01:29:14,206
My God, you're just another one of those.

1295
01:29:14,315 --> 01:29:16,476
Okay, Emily, listen carefully.

1296
01:29:18,820 --> 01:29:21,288
That is the sound of me not caring.

1297
01:29:21,489 --> 01:29:22,854
I gotta go.

1298
01:29:23,524 --> 01:29:26,220
- You used me.
- Ditto, sister.

1299
01:29:26,794 --> 01:29:30,321
Have you looked at yourself
in the mirror lately? My God.

1300
01:29:42,176 --> 01:29:44,872
You have brought shame upon this family.

1301
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:48,578
So much shame, I cannot express.

1302
01:29:50,752 --> 01:29:52,583
In part, I blame this country.

1303
01:29:52,687 --> 01:29:56,555
Its influence. Its moral decay.

1304
01:29:58,926 --> 01:30:01,520
Perhaps it was a mistake to come here.

1305
01:30:03,164 --> 01:30:06,190
But you should have enough strength
to resist.

1306
01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:08,392
That's how we raised you.

1307
01:30:09,604 --> 01:30:12,072
Look at me when I'm talking to you!

1308
01:30:13,007 --> 01:30:15,771
You should have
more than enough strength!

1309
01:30:17,345 --> 01:30:20,212
Today is as if I have no daughter!

1310
01:30:21,482 --> 01:30:22,642
Get up!

1311
01:30:31,993 --> 01:30:34,154
<i>The disgraced students
arrived at school today...</i>

1312
01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:36,526
<i>after the end of classes
to collect their belongings.</i>

1313
01:30:36,631 --> 01:30:38,963
<i>The three girls
have been suspended indefinitely...</i>

1314
01:30:39,066 --> 01:30:41,591
<i>while the school decides
on disciplinary action.</i>

1315
01:30:41,702 --> 01:30:43,260
<i>The DA's office revealed yesterday...</i>

1316
01:30:43,371 --> 01:30:46,534
<i>that all charges against Percy Anderson
have been dropped.</i>

1317
01:30:47,408 --> 01:30:49,376
I can't believe you lied.

1318
01:30:49,811 --> 01:30:51,938
- Troy...
- Don't touch me!

1319
01:30:53,948 --> 01:30:56,940
I cannot believe
you were up there in court...

1320
01:30:57,051 --> 01:31:00,452
saying all those disgusting things
about Mr. Anderson.

1321
01:31:00,721 --> 01:31:03,554
I can't believe you made all that up.
What kind of person are you?

1322
01:31:03,658 --> 01:31:05,819
But the thing in Drama, that was true.
You were there.

1323
01:31:05,927 --> 01:31:09,385
My God, Brittany, he was trying to help you.

1324
01:31:11,065 --> 01:31:13,727
You just throw it back in his face.

1325
01:31:14,035 --> 01:31:16,026
Troy, please don't be mad.

1326
01:31:16,471 --> 01:31:21,135
Mad? I don't want to look at you anymore.

1327
01:31:23,177 --> 01:31:24,667
You disgust me.

1328
01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:29,008
You know,
I thought you were different, Brittany.

1329
01:31:30,518 --> 01:31:32,008
But you're not.

1330
01:31:34,789 --> 01:31:36,256
We're through.

1331
01:32:05,553 --> 01:32:07,145
Does it feel bad?

1332
01:32:10,258 --> 01:32:13,227
Like a hundred little cuts
all over your body?

1333
01:32:16,864 --> 01:32:18,923
You wanna just crawl in the dirt
and stay there...

1334
01:32:19,033 --> 01:32:20,694
where no one can see, don't you?

1335
01:32:24,772 --> 01:32:29,232
Look on the bright side, Brittany.
As an actress...

1336
01:32:31,078 --> 01:32:33,444
whenever you need to feel pain...

1337
01:32:34,782 --> 01:32:37,148
you can look back on this moment.

1338
01:32:40,021 --> 01:32:42,489
You can bottle it up and keep it forever.

1339
01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:58,800
Hurry up.

1340
01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:02,100
Whoa, you have any metal on you?
Jewelry, earrings, anything like that?

1341
01:33:02,209 --> 01:33:05,372
See, there you go.
Every day we go through this.

1342
01:33:07,214 --> 01:33:09,341
All right, you sure you got everything now?

1343
01:33:09,450 --> 01:33:12,112
Everything. All right, go ahead.
Try it one more time.

1344
01:33:15,823 --> 01:33:17,381
Okay. All right.

1345
01:33:18,125 --> 01:33:21,151
I'm going to have to ask you
to remove your...

1346
01:33:21,262 --> 01:33:23,787
- Is there a problem here?
- This is part of our religion.

1347
01:33:23,898 --> 01:33:25,923
Yeah, I understand it's religious,
but the machine...

1348
01:33:26,033 --> 01:33:28,695
Sir, I don't care about your machine.
She is here to get her books.

1349
01:33:28,803 --> 01:33:30,998
Okay, fine, go. You two, stay. Go.

1350
01:33:34,508 --> 01:33:36,874
- Just trying to doing my job, sir.
- I understand.

1351
01:33:36,978 --> 01:33:38,138
- All right.
- I know that.

1352
01:35:33,227 --> 01:35:35,218
Will you shut the fuck up?

1353
01:35:35,896 --> 01:35:38,160
Enough already! Come on!

1354
01:35:39,633 --> 01:35:40,827
Fuck me!

1355
01:35:43,704 --> 01:35:45,331
Will you stop it!

1356
01:35:48,609 --> 01:35:51,635
Bobo, come here.
Where's the fucking dog? Hey!

1357
01:35:52,179 --> 01:35:54,147
Shit! Bobo!

1358
01:35:55,483 --> 01:35:56,507
Hey!

1359
01:35:59,086 --> 01:36:02,112
Hello? I'm trying to think in here.

1360
01:36:03,924 --> 01:36:05,619
I'm trying to do a little work in here!

1361
01:36:05,726 --> 01:36:08,695
Hello? Does anybody think about me?

1362
01:36:10,064 --> 01:36:13,500
Enough already
with the Ludwig-van-fucking-Mozart crap!

1363
01:36:13,968 --> 01:36:15,765
Can't you hear me thinking there?

1364
01:36:15,870 --> 01:36:19,203
I got a job to do! I've got work to do!
Stop it.

1365
01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:21,198
Stop!

1366
01:36:21,709 --> 01:36:24,177
Fuck me in the ass. I'm trying to work!

1367
01:36:24,278 --> 01:36:26,746
Do you not pay attention
to anything but yourself?

1368
01:36:27,348 --> 01:36:29,509
She shouldn't have done that.

1369
01:36:29,683 --> 01:36:30,707
Who?

1370
01:36:32,086 --> 01:36:33,644
The diaper head.

1371
01:36:34,155 --> 01:36:37,090
Maybe somebody should have given
just a little bit more thought...

1372
01:36:37,191 --> 01:36:39,455
to the consequences of their action.

1373
01:36:39,560 --> 01:36:42,495
Have you any idea,
this little charade you cooked up...

1374
01:36:42,596 --> 01:36:44,427
how it's made me look, huh?

1375
01:36:46,233 --> 01:36:49,669
- I'm sorry about your business, Daddy.
- Thank you. I feel so much better.

1376
01:36:50,070 --> 01:36:52,937
But I bet you have a lot more
free time now, right?

1377
01:36:53,207 --> 01:36:54,538
Free time?

1378
01:36:55,042 --> 01:36:58,603
She thinks I'm gonna spend the free time
with her. Can you fucking imagine?

1379
01:36:58,712 --> 01:37:03,172
Why would I want to spend any more time
than I have to with a manipulative...

1380
01:37:03,284 --> 01:37:06,617
little twat, like you! You crazy?

1381
01:37:07,354 --> 01:37:09,754
You got a fuzzy little brain in your head,
explain it to her.

1382
01:37:09,857 --> 01:37:11,347
Why would I want to do that?

1383
01:37:18,999 --> 01:37:21,160
You know, there was a time...

1384
01:37:22,503 --> 01:37:25,404
when I actually thought I could protect you.

1385
01:37:27,675 --> 01:37:29,302
It just seems so long ago.

1386
01:37:32,112 --> 01:37:35,138
Well, fuck me, cocksuckers,
I'm through with that now.

1387
01:37:35,249 --> 01:37:36,409
Okay? It's over.

1388
01:37:36,517 --> 01:37:39,418
You can do whatever you want. I don't care!

1389
01:37:39,753 --> 01:37:42,221
You want to join a rock band, fine.
Go ahead.

1390
01:37:42,323 --> 01:37:44,985
Become a hooker, get pregnant,
do drugs, here.

1391
01:37:45,092 --> 01:37:47,117
Here's a little something to get you started.

1392
01:37:47,228 --> 01:37:51,324
Come on, you are such a good little man,
I'm going to treat your fuzzy little nose.

1393
01:37:51,432 --> 01:37:55,129
And you are just like your fucking mother,
a cunt.

1394
01:37:55,469 --> 01:37:56,663
Come on.

1395
01:37:57,838 --> 01:38:00,363
I don't even like this kind, you asshole!

1396
01:38:00,474 --> 01:38:02,635
Then shove them up your ass!

1397
01:38:03,611 --> 01:38:05,704
Bobo, come on with Daddy.

1398
01:38:10,017 --> 01:38:11,507
Come on, Bobo.

1399
01:38:29,403 --> 01:38:32,804
<i>I just think it's horrible
what they put that poor man through.</i>

1400
01:38:32,907 --> 01:38:35,467
<i>You have to wonder what kind of homes
these girls are coming from.</i>

1401
01:38:35,576 --> 01:38:38,670
<i>I mean, what kind of parents could raise
such horrible little monsters?</i>

1402
01:38:38,779 --> 01:38:41,907
<i>Who knows where she got the gun?
I mean, accessibility to firearms...</i>

1403
01:38:42,016 --> 01:38:45,281
<i>is one of the main problems
facing the youth of society today.</i>

1404
01:38:45,653 --> 01:38:47,143
<i>Hold on, I got a call.</i>

1405
01:38:47,254 --> 01:38:49,848
<i>So you'll forgive me, loyal viewers,
if I don't clap my hands...</i>

1406
01:38:49,957 --> 01:38:52,824
<i>and join in on another round
of "blame the victim. "</i>

1407
01:38:52,927 --> 01:38:55,919
<i>To my eyes,
Kimberly Joyce will always be innocent...</i>

1408
01:38:56,030 --> 01:38:59,693
<i>and more than that, she will be
an American heroine. The blood...</i>

1409
01:38:59,800 --> 01:39:01,825
Kimberly Joyce tried out for Marie-France,
didn't she?

1410
01:39:01,936 --> 01:39:04,268
- Yeah.
- And why didn't we pick her again?

1411
01:39:04,371 --> 01:39:06,566
Didn't stand out.

1412
01:39:06,740 --> 01:39:09,732
- Is it too late to re-cast that role?
- It's never too late.

1413
01:39:09,843 --> 01:39:12,812
Lisa, I need you to find Kimberly Joyce.

1414
01:39:38,639 --> 01:39:40,106
Girlfriend.

1415
01:39:40,941 --> 01:39:43,501
Hey. Kathy let me in.

1416
01:39:46,914 --> 01:39:50,247
I'm sorry I haven't called in ages.
I've just been really busy.

1417
01:39:52,519 --> 01:39:55,113
Did I tell you I'm moving to my mom's?

1418
01:39:57,458 --> 01:39:59,722
I was talking to Josh Horowitz.

1419
01:40:01,829 --> 01:40:02,887
Yeah?

1420
01:40:05,366 --> 01:40:07,425
He told me something.

1421
01:40:08,635 --> 01:40:12,002
I've been trying to wrap my head around
what it means, but I can't.

1422
01:40:14,375 --> 01:40:16,434
What did he tell you, Brit?

1423
01:40:18,479 --> 01:40:22,506
He said you asked him to ask his father
to represent Mr. Anderson.

1424
01:40:25,853 --> 01:40:27,616
And if that's true...

1425
01:40:27,721 --> 01:40:31,350
the only thing it could possibly mean
is that you wanted me to confess.

1426
01:40:33,927 --> 01:40:36,122
So I was trying to think, why?

1427
01:40:38,632 --> 01:40:40,827
But I couldn't find an answer.

1428
01:40:43,604 --> 01:40:46,573
Well, maybe you should think a little harder.

1429
01:40:51,178 --> 01:40:53,840
Was all this really just to get famous?

1430
01:40:54,381 --> 01:40:57,544
To get your face on TV?
To be on that stupid show?

1431
01:40:58,786 --> 01:40:59,946
Partly.

1432
01:41:00,387 --> 01:41:02,218
Because you're the only one
who got famous.

1433
01:41:02,322 --> 01:41:05,291
Kimberly, everyone's already
forgotten about me.

1434
01:41:05,659 --> 01:41:07,388
Don't sweat it, hon.

1435
01:41:08,429 --> 01:41:10,056
Fame is overrated.

1436
01:41:10,964 --> 01:41:13,023
It's so fleeting, you know?

1437
01:41:15,369 --> 01:41:18,167
Heartbreak, on the other hand...

1438
01:41:20,874 --> 01:41:22,842
Heartbreak lasts forever.

1439
01:41:29,716 --> 01:41:31,047
Oh, my God.

1440
01:41:33,620 --> 01:41:34,678
Troy?

1441
01:41:37,558 --> 01:41:40,083
You're not his perfect little angel anymore,
are you?

1442
01:41:40,961 --> 01:41:42,121
Oh, no.

1443
01:41:44,331 --> 01:41:46,959
Now, you're a dirty little whore...

1444
01:41:49,203 --> 01:41:50,636
just like me.

1445
01:41:52,406 --> 01:41:54,169
I've turned you into me.

1446
01:41:58,979 --> 01:42:00,913
You mean, all of this...

1447
01:42:03,016 --> 01:42:05,314
Everything was about a boy?

1448
01:42:06,653 --> 01:42:08,712
Not very original, granted.

1449
01:42:10,023 --> 01:42:13,550
But you know that green-eyed monster
can be a real bitch.

1450
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:22,998
You never wanted to be Anne Frank,
did you?

1451
01:42:23,270 --> 01:42:24,601
Oh, yes, I did.

1452
01:42:25,672 --> 01:42:29,005
And then I wanted to get fired,
establish a motive...

1453
01:42:30,010 --> 01:42:33,605
make everybody think
I had something against Mr. Anderson.

1454
01:42:33,914 --> 01:42:36,041
Then a little accidental racial slur...

1455
01:42:36,150 --> 01:42:38,641
and everything fell into place.

1456
01:42:40,821 --> 01:42:42,550
I mean, my God, Brittany...

1457
01:42:43,390 --> 01:42:46,848
it's like the whole world is this orchestra,
and I'm the conductor.

1458
01:42:51,231 --> 01:42:54,325
- I thought you were my friend.
- I was.

1459
01:42:57,738 --> 01:43:00,036
But you stole my boyfriend, Brittany.

1460
01:43:03,844 --> 01:43:05,937
But, Kimberly, Randa...

1461
01:43:07,080 --> 01:43:09,139
Randa died because of this!

1462
01:43:13,720 --> 01:43:15,881
Every war has its casualties.

1463
01:43:18,358 --> 01:43:20,087
Just ask my brother.

1464
01:43:20,527 --> 01:43:21,858
Oh, my God.

1465
01:43:24,064 --> 01:43:25,827
You're a fucking psycho.

1466
01:43:32,005 --> 01:43:34,200
Some things I borrowed from you.

1467
01:43:34,308 --> 01:43:37,277
I never want to speak to you
or see you again.

1468
01:43:37,744 --> 01:43:39,234
You psycho!

1469
01:43:57,664 --> 01:44:00,360
<i>Cody, you are almost as funny
as Jerry Lewis.</i>

1470
01:44:00,701 --> 01:44:01,895
<i>Really?</i>

1471
01:44:03,203 --> 01:44:04,932
<i>That's sweet, man.</i>

1472
01:44:05,372 --> 01:44:08,830
<i>I feel like I'm going to cry more
than my mom at the end of Beaches.</i>

1473
01:44:08,942 --> 01:44:11,775
<i>Yeah, laugh it up. Go time.</i>

1474
01:44:22,022 --> 01:44:24,422
<i>Just like shooting the ducks in a carnival,
you know?</i>

1475
01:44:25,993 --> 01:44:28,223
<i>They go by in a line, one at a time...</i>

1476
01:44:28,929 --> 01:44:30,920
<i>and you've got your little rifle.</i>

1477
01:44:33,834 --> 01:44:35,301
<i>Bam! Bam! Bam!</i>

1478
01:44:49,216 --> 01:44:51,207
Surely, you must have something to say?

1479
01:44:52,386 --> 01:44:56,550
<i>My family came here for American dream.
We only found nightmare.</i>

1480
01:44:56,657 --> 01:44:59,990
<i>- What do you have to say?
- You killed Kenny. You bastard!</i>

1481
01:45:00,227 --> 01:45:02,661
<i>Well, I guess you can light
a fart on fire, huh?</i>

1482
01:45:02,763 --> 01:45:04,196
<i>But I have nothing for you.</i>

1483
01:45:04,298 --> 01:45:07,461
<i>It's cool, don't worry about it.</i>

1484
01:45:10,771 --> 01:45:13,467
Wait a moment, maybe I do.