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<i>I know I am
I'm sure I am</i>

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<i>I'm West Ham till I die</i>

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Go on, bruv. Go on, bruv.

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Fuck me.

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If I knew we was
going to a bar mitzvah...

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...I would have brought me
fucking skullcap.

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Mate, Tottenham's due north.

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Are you lost? Or just fucking stupid?

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- Still a stand-up comedian, eh, Dunham?
- Oh, shut up.

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All right, mate.
You know, back when the Major...

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...was doing your job,
he wasn't nearly so chatty.

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Probably because he wasn't
quite so nervous either.

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Yeah, the Major always preferred
a scrap to your yammer.

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- What's all that? What is that?
- Yammer?

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- You reckon?
- Yeah.

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Mate, I think you should get on
the next train and fuck off out of here.

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Before something bad happens.

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Maybe we'll be interested
to see exactly what that is.

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You're not exactly top-flight mob
these days, are you?

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Hey? More like a two-bob mob.

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See? Now that's just plain rude.

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But, hey, if you fancy it,
who are we to let you down?

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You fucking cunt. You.

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Let's go.

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I'm telling you, you don't need Lewis.

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No, I know-- Look, I will trade you
Keyshawn and Maddox for Lewis.

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<i>- Maddox?
- And I'm gonna be losing out on this deal.</i>

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Because Keyshawn, he's back with the--

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He's back with the old coach.
He's back with Parcells.

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And they are gonna be an unstoppable team.
You know that. I know that.

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Hey, look, man,
he was comeback player of the year.

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You know? Not many guys have thrown
over 6000 yards.

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Come on, you--

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Look, let me call you back.
I gotta deal with something.

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<i>All right, but I--</i>

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Buckner.

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That's $10,000,
I think it's a pretty good deal.

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We never had a deal, Jeremy.

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Look. I know you got screwed here.

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But I have my family's reputation
to protect.

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I mean, a Van Holden getting expelled
from Harvard.

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There's no way.

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I've got a little more
at stake here, Matt.

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Buckner?

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Come on, man.

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My dad is definitely gonna get re-elected.

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When I graduate, I'll totally hook you up.

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Thanks, bro.

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You're really saving my ass.

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<i>You've reached Carl Buckner.</i>

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<i>I'm currently on assignment in Kabul,
and I'm unreachable.</i>

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<i>Leave a message with
the Foreign Correspondence Desk...</i>

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<i>...of the Washington Bureau
of the Times...</i>

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<i>...and I will get back to you
as soon as possible. Thanks so much.</i>

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<i>This is a security announcement
at Heathrow Airport.</i>

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<i>Please keep your belongings
with you at all times.</i>

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<i>My name is Matt Buckner.
Last spring, I got kicked out of Harvard...</i>

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<i>...two months shy of my diploma.
But what I was about to learn...</i>

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<i>...no Ivy-League school in the world
could teach me.</i>

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<i>Mind the gap.
Please stand clear of the closing doors.</i>

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<i>Mind the gap.
Please stand clear.</i>

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All right.

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Matt?

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- Hi. Hey.
- Hey.

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, it's so good to see you.

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You too. Was there a terrorist attack?
What happened here?

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Oh, welcome to match-day madness.
Tottenham was in town last night.

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Are you a soccer fan now?

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Don't let them hear you
say the word "soccer."

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- Who's them?
- The British Empire.

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Uncle Matt, meet Ben.

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- Can you believe that?
- Hey there, little guy.

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- He's adorable.
- Yeah.

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It is so good to see you.
But what are you doing here?

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It just doesn't make any sense, Matt.

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Why would you have been expelled
if you didn't do anything wrong?

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It was my roommate.
He's a total cokehead.

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Somebody tipped off campus security
and we got our room searched.

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They found his stash in my stuff.

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I guess he'd been hiding his shit
in my closet the entire time.

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Really?

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Yeah. Really.

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No, I mean, you could tell me
if you were taking--

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- It's not like that.
- You fought it and they didn't believe you?

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Matt?

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You fought it, right?

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Look, you don't know who this guy is.

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He's a Van Holden.

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I wouldn't have even had a chance.

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So what did Dad say?

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"You've reached Carl Buckner."

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Oh, "I'll be in the Ivory Coast
for the next 57 years."

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- Kabul this time.
- Whatever.

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Seriously, though, when you spoke to him,
what'd he say?

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- I didn't tell him.
- He doesn't know?

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You know what? If I was you,
I probably would've done the same thing.

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- Yeah?
- Once he finds out that his golden boy...

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...just got kicked out of Harvard, he'll dive
headfirst into an empty swimming pool.

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Gee, thanks.

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Oh, Steve's home.

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- Hi, baby.
- Hey.

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- I've got a surprise for you.
- Oh, honey, we have a guest.

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This is my kid brother, Matt.

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Hello, mate. How you doing?

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- It's good to finally meet you.
- And you.

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Finally made it
across the pond, then, did you?

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Yeah.

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Who's this? Who's this? Come on.

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I missed you. Come here.

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- Yeah.
- I missed you, my little lord Ben.

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- Honey, you want some tea?
- That'd be great.

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- Tea, huh?
- Get over it.

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- Good-looking little geezer, isn't he?
- He sure is.

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Listen, Matt, I'm really pleased
you're here, mate...

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...but I kind of
made some plans for tonight.

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I've got this romantic evening set up.
Got a babysitter booked...

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<i>...and we got tickets to see Chicago.</i>

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You wouldn't mind if we go, would you?

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Hold on, excuse me.

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What a surprise.

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- What you doing?
- Aye, aye. All right, bruv.

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Jesus, Shannon, you look rough.

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You're a funny guy, Pete.

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Matt, this is Pete, Steve's brother.
Pete, this is my brother, Matt.

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- Hey.
- Hi, son.

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Good to meet you.

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Hello, Ben.

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<i>I'm West Ham till I die
I'm West Ham till I die</i>

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<i>I know I am
I'm sure I am</i>

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- I'm taking him to bed. Hey.
- All right, babe.

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See you later, Ben.

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- Well done.
- What?

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- I thought you were going to the match.
- Well, technically, yes.

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But me and the boys got into a bit
of a drinking session last night.

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One thing's led to another--

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- Let me guess. You've lost your wallet.
- And me keys. There's a taxi outside.

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Top bloke, my brother.

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So...

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How are we, my colonial cousin?

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- Fine, thanks.
- "Fine, thanks."

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You couldn't make it 100, could you?

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- Yeah, how does "piss off" sound?
- Oh, fuck off, come on.

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<i>Get some drinks in
Get some drinks in</i>

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<i>- Get--
- Shut up. Just shut up.</i>

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00:13:06,129 --> 00:13:08,393
I'll tell you what I'll do, all right?

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I'll give you...

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...a hundred...

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...if you take Matt to the match.

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00:13:16,873 --> 00:13:19,933
Oh, fuck off, you're having a bubble.

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00:13:20,543 --> 00:13:22,670
Bruv, you know I can't
take a Yank to football.

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Yeah, you can. And you're gonna be
on your best behavior, do you understand?

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- Go on.
- Well, come on, then.

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Cheers, Matt. We don't get
much time on our own.

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Right.

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Listen to me. You don't give him
the money. Okay? No way.

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00:13:45,668 --> 00:13:47,397
- That's beer for the boys.
- All right.

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All right.

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Matt? Where are you going?

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I'm going to the soccer game with Pete.

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- But you just got here.
- I know, but I'll catch up with you later.

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- Yeah, have a good time.
- Hurry up.

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See you.

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00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:06,787
I don't want him hanging out
with Pete and those thugs.

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00:14:06,956 --> 00:14:10,221
It's all right. He's a big boy.
He can look after himself, can't he?

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00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:13,658
Pick a hand. Come on.

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00:14:16,332 --> 00:14:19,495
The right hand?
You've just won the star prize.

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00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:26,102
Yeah?

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00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,302
- How much do you love me?
- A lot.

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00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:30,707
That's not enough.

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00:14:37,286 --> 00:14:38,685
Look, mate...

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00:14:38,855 --> 00:14:40,220
...I'm not being funny.

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00:14:40,389 --> 00:14:43,290
But the last thing I wanna do
is take you to the match with me.

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00:14:43,493 --> 00:14:45,518
So here's how it works.

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Give me half the money.
I'll go to football.

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00:14:48,364 --> 00:14:50,924
You can have a wander round
where Churchill took a tom.

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Or whatever it is that you Yanks do
in jolly old.

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- A tom?
- A tom. A tom tit, a shit.

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It's rhyming slang.
Like "bees and honey" for money.

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All right, I can say to you,
give me the fucking bees.

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I made a promise to Steve.

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00:15:08,684 --> 00:15:12,848
Well, Steve ain't here, is he, mate? I am.
And to be honest...

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...you're pissing in the wind
if you think I'm taking you.

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- I'm not giving you the money.
- You ain't really got a fucking choice, mate.

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And you're starting to get on my tits.
Give me half the money.

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Cops!

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00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:33,465
Well, how fucking stupid
do you feel now?

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00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:37,044
Come on then, dance for me, Yankee.

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Serves you right for fighting
like a bleeding tart.

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00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:47,756
But try that again,
and I will kick the shit out of you.

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Yeah, the tom out of me, I get it.

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Get up, come on.

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00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:57,090
So. I'm guessing you're not much
of a fighter.

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Fighter? That's probably
the first fight I ever had.

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00:16:00,303 --> 00:16:01,736
You call that a fight?

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00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:09,244
Fuck it. I will take you with me.
You might learn something.

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00:16:09,478 --> 00:16:14,211
- About soccer?
- No, mate. Not about soccer.

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00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:18,945
And for fuck's sake,
stop saying "soccer."

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00:16:20,089 --> 00:16:22,523
Come on, hurry up.

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00:16:25,161 --> 00:16:27,994
What are you talking about,
baseball is a girl's game?

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00:16:28,164 --> 00:16:31,600
The Red Sox have a guy that pitches
a ball at over 90 miles an hour.

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00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:35,760
Who cares? All that means is
he can have a wank faster than you.

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00:16:35,938 --> 00:16:38,202
- Come on.
- Think about it.

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00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:43,868
I just don't get it.
What is it with you Americans?

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00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,571
You start a fucking war, bottle it...

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00:16:46,749 --> 00:16:48,876
...then we have to come
save your ass again.

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00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,279
Save our ass?

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00:16:50,453 --> 00:16:55,254
Yes. And then, on top of that,
you kill half our soldiers in friendly fire.

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00:16:55,424 --> 00:16:58,951
- That's called an accident.
- Yeah, accident, my ass.

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00:16:59,128 --> 00:17:00,493
- All right.
- All right, Dunham.

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00:17:00,663 --> 00:17:01,652
You all right, mate.

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00:17:01,831 --> 00:17:03,458
Look...

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00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:07,294
...we're sort of going into my place
of business, right?

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00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:10,871
Shut up until you're spoken to
and you might have a better run of things.

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00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:14,908
Only thing regarded worse than a Yank
around here are coppers and journalists.

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00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,410
- What do you got against journalists?
- How long you got?

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00:17:18,581 --> 00:17:22,642
They're lying fucking scum
who'll write anything just to fill papers.

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00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:26,879
I mean, not your old man, of course.
He's the exception maybe.

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00:17:27,056 --> 00:17:29,684
That's a point. These boys don't know
about your old man.

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00:17:29,859 --> 00:17:33,022
And if I was you, I'd keep it that way.
Another thing.

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What you hear in here
stays in here, all right?

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00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:39,891
No blabbing to brother Steve about
how your day was or who said what.

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00:17:40,069 --> 00:17:42,833
What happens at football
stays at football, all right?

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00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:44,768
Yeah, all right.

224
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,508
Let's have some fun. It's football day.

225
00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:53,645
All right, Pete.

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00:17:55,217 --> 00:17:56,445
Aye, aye!

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00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:58,580
Welcome back.

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00:17:58,955 --> 00:18:00,616
- We good?
- Yeah, good. yeah, good.

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00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:01,814
How you doing, mate.

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00:18:01,991 --> 00:18:04,721
All right, boys.
This is Matt, Shannon's brother.

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00:18:04,894 --> 00:18:06,327
- You got Ned.
- Nice to meet you.

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00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:08,429
- Dave.
- Nice to meet you.

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00:18:08,597 --> 00:18:10,087
- Swill.
- Hello, mate.

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00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:13,292
Ike, and the one with the dodgy
haircut's Keith.

235
00:18:13,502 --> 00:18:15,470
- Hey, Keith.
- I'll get the drinks in, then.

236
00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:17,071
Yeah, go on, get the drinks in.

237
00:18:17,239 --> 00:18:19,469
- Does that mean I'm getting them?
- Every fucking time.

238
00:18:19,642 --> 00:18:21,735
Every fucking time.
Every fucking time.

239
00:18:23,112 --> 00:18:25,205
- Fine.
- Where's Bovver?

240
00:18:25,381 --> 00:18:26,973
Been in the toilet for 15 minutes.

241
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,982
Like dodgy Ruby or something,
down at Bengal last night.

242
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,141
Look, he looks lost.

243
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,084
No, "Ruby Murray" means curry.
We call it Cockney rhyming...

244
00:18:34,256 --> 00:18:36,781
- ...slang.
- Slang. Like "bees and honey" for money.

245
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:39,427
- That's it, yeah.
- Like "struggle and grunt" for cunt.

246
00:18:39,595 --> 00:18:42,063
- Oh, you went dark. Why'd you go--?
- I'm not a cunt.

247
00:18:42,231 --> 00:18:43,960
Like "septic tank" for Yank.

248
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:45,856
Hello.

249
00:18:46,135 --> 00:18:47,295
- All right, Bovver.
- Pete.

250
00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,165
- How you doing? All right?
- Sweet.

251
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:50,862
This is Matt, Shannon's brother.

252
00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,368
Hey.

253
00:18:54,477 --> 00:18:57,378
That's the proper, right?
He don't give a fuck, does he?

254
00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:00,505
Mate, he's practically family.

255
00:19:02,485 --> 00:19:04,180
Mate, it's fucking painful.

256
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:07,880
Bov's a miserable cunt,
but we love him dearly, don't we, boys?

257
00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:09,682
- Sometimes.
- Like a fucking brother.

258
00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:12,384
- Matt, grab these two pints for us, will you?
- Sure.

259
00:19:12,561 --> 00:19:14,927
- While you're there, get some peanuts.
- Sure.

260
00:19:15,097 --> 00:19:16,325
- Good boy.
- Bov, come on.

261
00:19:16,499 --> 00:19:17,488
He's all right, man.

262
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,531
What's with all the fucking babysitting?

263
00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:21,431
You know we had a meet set up.

264
00:19:21,637 --> 00:19:23,764
It's all right, Bov.
He'll stay out of the way.

265
00:19:23,939 --> 00:19:26,999
- It's not like we didn't have it last night.
- What?

266
00:19:27,176 --> 00:19:28,507
That's not the bloody point.

267
00:19:28,744 --> 00:19:31,804
We look like mugs if we set
something up and our fearless leader...

268
00:19:31,981 --> 00:19:35,212
...don't show because he's playing
Pin the Tail on a Fucking Yank.

269
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:37,147
No, he's right, man. He's got a point.

270
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:41,049
You let me worry about that,
all right, boys?

271
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:44,351
As for the Yank,
he's too modest to tell you...

272
00:19:44,527 --> 00:19:47,860
...but back in the States,
he's an internationally ranked...

273
00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:50,965
...double black belt in karate.

274
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:53,795
- Is he fuck? Look at the size of him.
- No, no, no.

275
00:19:53,969 --> 00:19:56,802
<i>Bloody Karate Kid film?
Based on his exploits.</i>

276
00:19:56,972 --> 00:19:58,132
- Really?
- Yeah.

277
00:19:58,307 --> 00:19:59,740
- Really?
- Yeah, it's true.

278
00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:02,434
- Fucking straight.
- Bollocks. Bollocks.

279
00:20:02,611 --> 00:20:04,476
- Come on, why not?
- You're lying already.

280
00:20:04,647 --> 00:20:07,172
You've been here
fucking five minutes and you're lying.

281
00:20:26,368 --> 00:20:28,097
Hurry up, will you.

282
00:20:28,404 --> 00:20:29,530
Hurry up.

283
00:20:45,521 --> 00:20:48,149
He's now officially cockney, the boy is.

284
00:20:54,763 --> 00:20:56,958
<i>- Oh, East London
- Is wonderful</i>

285
00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:58,361
<i>Is wonderful</i>

286
00:20:58,534 --> 00:21:01,094
<i>Oh, East London is wonderful</i>

287
00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:04,171
<i>It's full of tits, fanny and West Ham</i>

288
00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:06,535
<i>Oh, East London is wonderful</i>

289
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:09,269
<i>- Oh, East London
- Oh, East London</i>

290
00:21:09,445 --> 00:21:11,470
<i>- Is wonderful
- Is wonderful</i>

291
00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:15,174
<i>Hey, Matt, that bollocks you was
talking about earlier about the Karate Kid.</i>

292
00:21:15,351 --> 00:21:18,912
- I mean, that-- That's horse piss, right?
- Oh, no, no.

293
00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:22,282
- No, mate. Shit's Gospel of Paul.
- Really?

294
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,824
What was your coach's name?

295
00:21:24,994 --> 00:21:26,928
Little chink geezer. What was his name?

296
00:21:27,096 --> 00:21:29,997
- In the first one?
- All fucking three of them, for fuck's sake.

297
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:32,999
Why weren't you in the fourth one?
Why'd you let the side down?

298
00:21:33,169 --> 00:21:35,637
I remember thinking
why the fuck weren't you in there?

299
00:21:35,804 --> 00:21:36,793
The bird was in it.

300
00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:40,608
<i>Stick your blue flag up your ass</i>

301
00:21:40,976 --> 00:21:42,944
<i>Up your ass
Up your ass</i>

302
00:21:43,112 --> 00:21:45,740
What was his fucking name, you cunt?
Your mentor, man.

303
00:21:45,915 --> 00:21:47,940
- Yeah, his name.
- You owe it all to him.

304
00:21:48,117 --> 00:21:50,085
- I can't remember it.
- Wait, wait. Miyagi.

305
00:21:50,252 --> 00:21:52,311
- Miyagi. Fuck's sake.
- Miyagi.

306
00:21:52,755 --> 00:21:55,747
- Miyagi, Miyagi. Mr.-- Mr. Miyagi.
- Mr. Miyagi. He would have--

307
00:21:55,925 --> 00:21:58,393
He was based on a real person.
Based on a real person.

308
00:21:58,561 --> 00:22:01,997
They based him on a real person.
That's fucking out of order, if you ask me.

309
00:22:02,164 --> 00:22:03,153
Did they pay him?

310
00:22:03,332 --> 00:22:06,790
- Of course he got fucking paid.
- Imagine this. Just imagine this situation.

311
00:22:07,102 --> 00:22:08,433
He's getting all--

312
00:22:08,604 --> 00:22:11,505
No, listen, seriously,
imagine the situation.

313
00:22:11,674 --> 00:22:13,403
Someone used you in a fucking film...

314
00:22:13,576 --> 00:22:15,976
...and don't pay you--
Don't take the piss out of me.

315
00:22:16,145 --> 00:22:18,636
I'm talking--
This is real stuff that I'm talking about.

316
00:22:18,814 --> 00:22:20,145
The real Mr. Miyagi!

317
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,683
Listen to this, this is our song.

318
00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:31,986
<i>They reach the sky
And like my dreams they fade and die</i>

319
00:22:32,161 --> 00:22:38,327
<i>Fortune's always hiding
I've looked everywhere</i>

320
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:41,901
<i>I'm forever blowing bubbles</i>

321
00:22:42,071 --> 00:22:45,234
<i>Pretty bubbles in the air</i>

322
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:49,571
<i>United. United. United.</i>

323
00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:53,112
<i>Let's go fucking mental
Let's go fucking mental</i>

324
00:22:56,352 --> 00:22:59,583
<i>Let's go fucking mental
Let's go fucking mental</i>

325
00:23:02,691 --> 00:23:04,352
<i>Let's go fucking mental</i>

326
00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:13,801
Friend of the family, eh?

327
00:23:14,003 --> 00:23:17,530
Pete might be showing you a bit
of courtesy, you being Shannon's brother.

328
00:23:17,706 --> 00:23:19,606
But get it straight.

329
00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:23,267
We don't like outsiders.

330
00:23:25,014 --> 00:23:26,481
All right?

331
00:23:43,332 --> 00:23:45,493
Cover your ass.

332
00:23:46,068 --> 00:23:47,797
Morning, mate.

333
00:23:49,638 --> 00:23:53,074
Hey, Pete, look, I'm gonna head home.
I'm not feeling so hot. Jet lag.

334
00:23:53,242 --> 00:23:55,369
Oh, fuck off. You're not missing the game.

335
00:23:55,544 --> 00:23:59,002
You're the one who wanted to learn
about "soccer."

336
00:24:00,382 --> 00:24:04,216
<i>I'm forever blowing bubbles</i>

337
00:24:04,386 --> 00:24:07,878
<i>Pretty bubbles in the air</i>

338
00:24:08,057 --> 00:24:12,619
<i>They fly so high
They reach the sky</i>

339
00:24:12,795 --> 00:24:16,424
<i>And like my dreams they fade and die</i>

340
00:24:16,598 --> 00:24:19,692
<i>Fortune's always hiding</i>

341
00:24:19,868 --> 00:24:22,666
<i>I've looked everywhere</i>

342
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:28,333
<i>I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air</i>

343
00:24:28,544 --> 00:24:33,106
<i>United. United. United.</i>

344
00:24:49,998 --> 00:24:52,865
<i>Come on, United</i>

345
00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:56,436
<i>Come on, United</i>

346
00:25:22,464 --> 00:25:25,661
Look out, mate. We're the most watched
country in the world.

347
00:25:28,036 --> 00:25:29,697
Keep your head down.

348
00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:37,671
<i>Will the parents of a little John Deale
please contact the nearest steward.</i>

349
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:44,551
<i>Our next three games are Fulham away,
Everton at home, Newcastle United away.</i>

350
00:25:51,627 --> 00:25:54,494
Sweet, innit? Come on.

351
00:26:10,546 --> 00:26:11,808
Get the fuck out of here.

352
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,610
Come on, United.

353
00:26:30,499 --> 00:26:32,626
- Go on, son, fucking have him.
- Forward, team.

354
00:26:44,613 --> 00:26:46,308
In the box, son.

355
00:26:49,618 --> 00:26:51,347
What the fuck?

356
00:27:37,766 --> 00:27:38,926
Come on.

357
00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:44,066
Dirty northern bastards.

358
00:27:44,239 --> 00:27:46,605
You fucking wanker.
You fucking--

359
00:27:46,775 --> 00:27:49,869
Come on, you fucking Zulu cunt.
Come on, I want you, you cunt.

360
00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:51,778
Come on, you fucking mug.

361
00:27:52,114 --> 00:27:54,412
I don't fucking believe it. He's over there.

362
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:58,644
Look, it's fucking Bovver.
It's fucking Bovver. Look, he's over there.

363
00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:00,946
Go on, son.

364
00:28:02,691 --> 00:28:04,625
Yeah. Yes, fucking A.

365
00:28:08,630 --> 00:28:10,063
Fuck you.

366
00:28:13,702 --> 00:28:18,401
There he is. Oi, Bov.
Fucking quality, son. Fucking quality.

367
00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:21,475
- Stuff of legends.
- Well, you had your hands full, didn't you?

368
00:28:21,643 --> 00:28:23,577
Don't worry. It ain't over yet, boys.

369
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:25,645
Word is these twats
are gonna have a pop.

370
00:28:26,114 --> 00:28:27,775
- What you heard?
- Oh, the usual.

371
00:28:27,950 --> 00:28:31,215
Fucking Zulus. There's like 50 or more
mobbing up the tube right now.

372
00:28:31,386 --> 00:28:32,978
It's gonna kick off near East Ham.

373
00:28:33,221 --> 00:28:35,883
- Time to go then, boys.
- What are we standing here for?

374
00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:37,683
All right, keep going...

375
00:28:37,859 --> 00:28:39,019
Let's get them.

376
00:28:39,194 --> 00:28:41,458
- I should head home.
- You know where you're going.

377
00:28:41,630 --> 00:28:43,063
- Back to Shan's.
- Bank Station?

378
00:28:43,231 --> 00:28:46,632
Yeah, but keep your head down.
Bloody Birmingham lot will be on the tube.

379
00:28:46,802 --> 00:28:48,235
That's all right, I'll manage.

380
00:28:48,403 --> 00:28:50,371
Fuck, wouldn't he be better in a crèche?

381
00:28:50,539 --> 00:28:53,508
Don't get on at East Ham.
If you see trouble, walk the other way.

382
00:28:53,675 --> 00:28:55,199
Yeah, yeah. Don't worry.

383
00:28:55,477 --> 00:28:57,308
Let's go, eh?

384
00:29:14,896 --> 00:29:16,158
Get him.

385
00:29:26,742 --> 00:29:29,734
- Look, I don't want any trouble.
- A fucking Yank.

386
00:29:29,911 --> 00:29:31,879
Why's a Yank running with the GSE?

387
00:29:32,047 --> 00:29:34,845
GSE? I don't know anything about the GSE.
I'm just a tourist.

388
00:29:35,017 --> 00:29:39,477
Oh, well, in that case, how's about we
leave you with a proper souvenir?

389
00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:41,145
Ever heard of a Chelsea grin?

390
00:29:41,323 --> 00:29:42,756
No, come on, please.

391
00:29:42,924 --> 00:29:44,892
Do you take American Express?

392
00:29:50,332 --> 00:29:52,857
I bet the Major gave out his shares
of Chelsea grins...

393
00:29:53,035 --> 00:29:56,368
...back in the good old days, eh?
Back when the GSE weren't so sloppy...

394
00:29:56,538 --> 00:29:58,403
...to leave one of their own behind.

395
00:29:58,807 --> 00:30:00,365
We don't leave our mates behind.

396
00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:09,509
Come on.

397
00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:12,347
You horrible bastard.

398
00:30:12,521 --> 00:30:15,422
- Look, he's getting away. Go. Come on.
- Don't lose sight of me.

399
00:30:15,791 --> 00:30:17,190
I'll get the van.

400
00:30:20,562 --> 00:30:21,790
Where the fuck's he gone?

401
00:30:21,963 --> 00:30:23,760
Two-foot small.
Where the fuck is he?

402
00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,167
I'm getting too old for this shit.

403
00:30:26,334 --> 00:30:28,996
Seriously, I could use a beer
and a lie-down.

404
00:30:35,911 --> 00:30:38,812
- Get it out of first.
- Can't get it out of your mom.

405
00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:40,743
This has to be financed though, right?

406
00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:42,474
Come on, lads, back to the Abbey.

407
00:30:42,651 --> 00:30:45,176
- Whose round is it?
- Whose fucking round do you think?

408
00:30:45,353 --> 00:30:48,413
- You're all supposed to be fucking--
- It's your round, then, Ned.

409
00:30:48,590 --> 00:30:51,024
- Oh, shut up, mate.
- It stinks.

410
00:30:51,193 --> 00:30:52,785
- Sit down.
- Who was that?

411
00:30:52,961 --> 00:30:55,361
- Fucking hell.
- Fuck off.

412
00:30:55,530 --> 00:30:57,122
Come on, boys.
This is fucking up.

413
00:30:57,299 --> 00:30:58,630
Let's sock the little cunt.

414
00:30:59,701 --> 00:31:02,226
<i>Zulu! Zulu! Zulu!</i>

415
00:31:02,804 --> 00:31:04,237
What the fuck is that?

416
00:31:06,241 --> 00:31:09,608
Well, come on, eh! What the fuck
you standing there for, you cunts?

417
00:31:09,778 --> 00:31:11,177
Fuck off, you cunts!

418
00:31:11,346 --> 00:31:12,643
What the fuck is that?

419
00:31:14,983 --> 00:31:17,008
- Come on, let's get out of here.
- What?

420
00:31:17,185 --> 00:31:18,743
- There's 20 guys.
- You don't run.

421
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,912
Not when you're with us.
You stand your ground and fight.

422
00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:25,150
- Fight? I don't know how to fight.
- Just think of someone you hate.

423
00:31:25,327 --> 00:31:26,555
Come on, then.

424
00:31:35,303 --> 00:31:37,396
Get up-- Get up, you fucking twat!

425
00:31:37,572 --> 00:31:39,369
Come on!

426
00:31:56,825 --> 00:31:58,656
You fucking--

427
00:31:58,927 --> 00:32:00,554
Get off me.

428
00:32:10,005 --> 00:32:12,269
<i>GSE! GSE!</i>

429
00:32:32,227 --> 00:32:33,785
Come on! Come on!

430
00:32:34,262 --> 00:32:36,230
Come on!

431
00:32:42,204 --> 00:32:45,196
- Fuck, Pete.
- What do you make of that, then?

432
00:32:45,373 --> 00:32:48,137
What a fucking result, Bovver.

433
00:32:48,310 --> 00:32:51,370
You are a fucking maniac, Matt.
Look at me.

434
00:32:51,546 --> 00:32:52,877
Fair play, son.

435
00:32:53,048 --> 00:32:56,108
There's plenty would've bottled it and run.
You stood your ground.

436
00:32:56,284 --> 00:32:57,808
I'm proud of you. Good.

437
00:32:57,986 --> 00:32:59,248
- Who was he, then?
- Who?

438
00:32:59,421 --> 00:33:01,412
The geezer you was just fighting.

439
00:33:01,790 --> 00:33:03,815
Jeremy Van fucking Holden.

440
00:33:03,992 --> 00:33:08,656
You done yourself proud. Now we gotta stop
kissing each other's asses. Got to point out.

441
00:33:08,830 --> 00:33:10,491
- You see the first punch he threw.
- Yeah.

442
00:33:10,665 --> 00:33:12,826
- A little bit on the feminine side.
- A bit gay.

443
00:33:13,201 --> 00:33:16,602
Come on. That was my first hit. Come on.

444
00:33:16,838 --> 00:33:18,669
Come on, youse all wanna get pinched?

445
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,432
His got it, let's push him out.

446
00:33:39,527 --> 00:33:41,154
Morning, sunshine.

447
00:33:41,329 --> 00:33:42,660
How do you feel?

448
00:33:42,831 --> 00:33:45,527
Oh, a little sore.

449
00:33:47,335 --> 00:33:50,827
English breakfast, double dose
of aspirin, you'll feel sweet as a nut, mate.

450
00:33:51,473 --> 00:33:52,462
Here.

451
00:33:52,641 --> 00:33:56,077
I gotta piss like a racehorse.

452
00:33:58,747 --> 00:34:01,045
Fucking journos. Look at this.

453
00:34:01,683 --> 00:34:04,481
West Ham wins 3-0,
in a blinding performance...

454
00:34:04,653 --> 00:34:08,419
...and our little scrap makes
the headline. Bloody muckrakers.

455
00:34:08,590 --> 00:34:10,888
So, what is this?

456
00:34:11,059 --> 00:34:13,186
Bollocks journo bullshit.

457
00:34:13,361 --> 00:34:17,092
- No, no, this, the GSE.
- Lower it, son.

458
00:34:17,899 --> 00:34:21,335
What are you guys, like an organized
political movement or something?

459
00:34:21,503 --> 00:34:23,266
No, mate. We're a firm.

460
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,470
- You never heard of a firm in the States?
- No.

461
00:34:27,642 --> 00:34:32,375
All right. Every football team in Europe's
got a firm. Some have two.

462
00:34:33,682 --> 00:34:35,912
Christ. I forgot how clueless
you Yanks are.

463
00:34:36,084 --> 00:34:39,986
All you've seen of us is the stadium riots
on TV, innit? Come on.

464
00:34:40,155 --> 00:34:42,350
- Here you go love, two bacon sarnies.
- Thanks.

465
00:34:42,524 --> 00:34:45,118
See, West Ham football is mediocre.

466
00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:48,023
But our firm is top notch
and everyone knows it.

467
00:34:48,196 --> 00:34:51,359
The GSE. Green Street Elite.

468
00:34:51,533 --> 00:34:56,163
Arsenal: Great football,
shit firm, "The Gooners."

469
00:34:56,371 --> 00:35:00,273
Tottenham:
Shit football and a shit firm.

470
00:35:00,442 --> 00:35:01,739
"The Yids," they're called.

471
00:35:01,910 --> 00:35:05,209
I actually put their main lad through
a phone-box window the other day.

472
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:08,042
- What about Millwall?
- Ah, Millwall.

473
00:35:08,216 --> 00:35:11,708
Where to even fucking
begin with Millwall.

474
00:35:11,886 --> 00:35:15,219
Millwall and West Ham firms hate
each other more than any other firms.

475
00:35:15,390 --> 00:35:17,290
Sort of like the Yankees
and the Red Sox.

476
00:35:17,459 --> 00:35:20,121
More like the Israelis
and the Palestinians.

477
00:35:20,295 --> 00:35:22,729
We haven't played Millwall in ten years.

478
00:35:22,897 --> 00:35:26,924
Their top boy's this geezer named
Tommy Hatcher. Horrible old cunt.

479
00:35:27,102 --> 00:35:30,401
Back in the Major's day,
Tommy's son was killed in a scrap.

480
00:35:30,572 --> 00:35:34,838
After that, he went completely mental.
Lost the plot.

481
00:35:35,343 --> 00:35:38,676
- Well, who's the Major?
- Ah, the Major.

482
00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:40,439
Quite a legend around here.

483
00:35:40,615 --> 00:35:43,743
He ran the GSE in the
early '90s, when I was coming up.

484
00:35:43,918 --> 00:35:45,852
Hardest bastard you ever saw.

485
00:35:46,021 --> 00:35:48,182
They say we kind of lost our way
when he left.

486
00:35:48,356 --> 00:35:53,589
But believe me, my boys are bringing
the old GSE reputation right back.

487
00:35:54,029 --> 00:35:56,827
So basically, firms are gangs.

488
00:35:57,132 --> 00:36:01,091
Kind of. But we're a far cry from all
that Bloods-and-Crips bullshit.

489
00:36:01,536 --> 00:36:04,994
I mean, shooting a machine gun out
of a moving car at an 8-year-old girl...

490
00:36:05,173 --> 00:36:06,970
...that's just cowardly.

491
00:36:07,509 --> 00:36:09,602
See, we might be into
fighting and all that...

492
00:36:09,778 --> 00:36:12,008
...but it's really about reputation.

493
00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:14,671
Humiliating another mob in a row...

494
00:36:14,849 --> 00:36:18,080
...or doing something that the other firms
get to hear or talk about.

495
00:36:18,253 --> 00:36:22,883
Like a Yank in his first fight,
battering one of Birmingham's main lads.

496
00:36:25,093 --> 00:36:27,061
- Here you are, love, sit down.
- Thank you.

497
00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:28,820
That's all right.

498
00:36:29,164 --> 00:36:32,497
Look, Pete, I don't know how to thank you
for what you did for me.

499
00:36:32,667 --> 00:36:36,103
Don't give it another thought.
Yesterday was a good result for us.

500
00:36:36,271 --> 00:36:39,798
We had a laugh, we had a few pints,
cheered on the mighty Hammers.

501
00:36:39,974 --> 00:36:43,501
We was completely outnumbered,
but we stuck by our mates...

502
00:36:43,678 --> 00:36:46,613
...and we stood our ground.
No matter what happened.

503
00:36:46,781 --> 00:36:48,942
That's what it's all about.

504
00:37:00,161 --> 00:37:04,029
- Look at the fucking state of him.
- Now, don't fucking start, all right?

505
00:37:04,199 --> 00:37:07,691
What did I say to you? I said to you
one simple thing: No trouble.

506
00:37:07,869 --> 00:37:09,234
It had nothing to do with me.

507
00:37:09,404 --> 00:37:12,896
He's walking home. He gets jumped.
Bruv, he's lucky we was there.

508
00:37:13,074 --> 00:37:15,065
Right. You're a real hero,
ain't you, mate?

509
00:37:15,243 --> 00:37:17,404
You saw the whole thing
from your sofa, did you?

510
00:37:17,579 --> 00:37:20,173
Tell you what, bruv.
You concentrate on your family...

511
00:37:20,348 --> 00:37:24,444
- ...and leave my business to me, all right?
- My family? What is it with you, eh?

512
00:37:24,619 --> 00:37:26,883
Do you want Mom to come
and visit you in the nick?

513
00:37:27,055 --> 00:37:29,523
Maybe you want the plot next to Dad.

514
00:37:29,691 --> 00:37:32,626
Oh, my God! Matt, what happened?

515
00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:33,954
Shannon, I'm fine.

516
00:37:34,129 --> 00:37:36,927
Pete, can't you see what you're doing
to this family?

517
00:37:37,365 --> 00:37:40,198
All I see is a scared old man.

518
00:37:40,368 --> 00:37:43,531
- Don't talk to me like--
- Get off him! You got the wrong idea.

519
00:37:43,705 --> 00:37:45,263
- Get your hands off me!
- Stop it!

520
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,931
Steve! Leave it, leave it.

521
00:37:48,143 --> 00:37:50,907
Get the fuck out. Get out!

522
00:37:51,079 --> 00:37:52,637
Lying little shit.

523
00:37:56,217 --> 00:37:58,447
Babe, I'm so sorry.

524
00:38:02,924 --> 00:38:05,586
Well, that weren't the smartest
of moves, mate.

525
00:38:06,694 --> 00:38:08,628
But thanks, yeah.

526
00:38:11,499 --> 00:38:12,966
Fancy a pint?

527
00:38:13,134 --> 00:38:14,795
- No.
- Oh, come on.

528
00:38:14,969 --> 00:38:17,767
You're the one's that's
gotta buy the bleeding thing.

529
00:38:21,576 --> 00:38:23,737
Get your cash out,
the fat bird's about to sing.

530
00:38:23,912 --> 00:38:26,506
- So you still got your dough? You got it?
- Yeah.

531
00:38:29,284 --> 00:38:32,412
Jesus, you two joined
at the fucking hip, or what?

532
00:38:32,587 --> 00:38:34,555
Leave it out, Bov. It's getting old.

533
00:38:34,722 --> 00:38:36,986
No, I'm starting to wonder
about you two.

534
00:38:37,158 --> 00:38:40,855
I mean, if I didn't know any better,
I'd say you was a couple of gay boys.

535
00:38:44,098 --> 00:38:45,998
Bov.

536
00:38:46,668 --> 00:38:48,966
We've known each other
a long time, yeah?

537
00:38:49,137 --> 00:38:51,264
I trust you more than
any other bloke I know.

538
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,337
But you're getting dangerously close
to crossing the line with me.

539
00:38:57,078 --> 00:39:02,072
If you got a problem,
then it's your fucking problem. Not mine.

540
00:39:02,817 --> 00:39:06,378
But if you wanna discuss it further,
we can go outside.

541
00:39:06,554 --> 00:39:08,522
Beers, boys.

542
00:39:09,624 --> 00:39:11,785
- Hey, Bov, come on. It's your shot, mate.
- Pete.

543
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,952
- Yeah, come on. Fuck all that.
- Go on with the game, mate.

544
00:39:16,631 --> 00:39:18,223
- Pete.
- Watch out.

545
00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:20,594
Everything all right, mate?

546
00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:30,735
I can't believe that you came all this way
and you didn't even stay the night.

547
00:39:30,912 --> 00:39:33,005
I don't want to mess
anything else up for you.

548
00:39:33,181 --> 00:39:34,842
Oh, you didn't mess anything up.

549
00:39:35,016 --> 00:39:39,180
- So you and Steve are okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, we're fine.

550
00:39:39,554 --> 00:39:42,421
All right, well, I'll call you from Pete's.

551
00:39:47,028 --> 00:39:48,495
Matt.

552
00:39:49,063 --> 00:39:51,258
Please don't go.

553
00:39:51,899 --> 00:39:54,459
It's just Steve feels so horrible
about what happened...

554
00:39:54,636 --> 00:39:58,800
...and he really wants you
to stay with us, and so do I.

555
00:39:58,973 --> 00:40:03,273
- I don't want you to stay with Pete.
- Well, I wanna stay with Pete.

556
00:40:04,679 --> 00:40:07,170
You know Pete and his thug friends
aren't the answer.

557
00:40:08,816 --> 00:40:11,080
What are you talking about?
What answer?

558
00:40:14,656 --> 00:40:18,683
It's just, I've been begging you to come
and visit me for the last three years...

559
00:40:18,893 --> 00:40:21,794
...and you-- You didn't even come
to my wedding...

560
00:40:21,963 --> 00:40:25,160
...and you don't know my husband,
and you haven't held your nephew...

561
00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:28,063
...and you show up yesterday
and you're leaving already--

562
00:40:28,236 --> 00:40:32,195
Look who's talking. I mean, you ran
to another fucking country after Mom died.

563
00:40:41,316 --> 00:40:43,250
I'm sorry.

564
00:40:48,289 --> 00:40:51,884
- Will you come and visit me?
- Yeah, of course.

565
00:40:59,801 --> 00:41:02,929
Jeremy Van Holden?

566
00:41:03,838 --> 00:41:05,965
Sounds like a cunt.

567
00:41:06,541 --> 00:41:08,372
Mate, if he'd done that to me...

568
00:41:08,543 --> 00:41:12,104
...I'd smash seven shades
of shit out of him.

569
00:41:13,848 --> 00:41:17,306
Sounds like these Harvard boys
would slit your throat in your sleep.

570
00:41:18,119 --> 00:41:22,180
What was you studying?
Before this geezer stitched you up?

571
00:41:23,091 --> 00:41:25,355
- History.
- History?

572
00:41:25,893 --> 00:41:28,987
- I teach history.
- You teach?

573
00:41:29,630 --> 00:41:32,827
Yes. Cheeky slag.

574
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,663
History and PE. What? Do you think
the GSE pay the bloody wage?

575
00:41:37,238 --> 00:41:39,832
Mate, I'm smart as fuck.

576
00:41:40,108 --> 00:41:43,134
Come on, it's brass monkeys out here.

577
00:41:46,114 --> 00:41:49,015
Class, today we have an
extraordinarily distinguished guest.

578
00:41:49,183 --> 00:41:50,912
Mr. Buckner is an American...

579
00:41:51,085 --> 00:41:55,522
...who went to the finest university
in the United States. Harvard.

580
00:41:55,823 --> 00:41:58,519
But despite his prestigious education...

581
00:41:58,693 --> 00:42:01,821
...Mr. Buckner still thinks...

582
00:42:01,996 --> 00:42:06,592
...that baseball is better than football.

583
00:42:07,835 --> 00:42:10,565
I know, boys. It's an utter sin.

584
00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:13,571
Now, it's our job to save
this heathen from his evil ways...

585
00:42:13,741 --> 00:42:16,904
...and teach him what really matters
in life. And that is?

586
00:42:17,078 --> 00:42:19,171
- Football!
- Exactly.

587
00:42:19,347 --> 00:42:24,216
We're gonna play five-a-side. Mr. Buckner
will be goalie for the away colors.

588
00:42:24,385 --> 00:42:28,412
Now, go easy on him, boys.
You know how these Americans bruise.

589
00:42:34,829 --> 00:42:36,126
So how do we keep this fair?

590
00:42:36,297 --> 00:42:38,288
I should let every other ball go through?

591
00:42:38,466 --> 00:42:41,026
I wouldn't worry about that, mate.

592
00:42:41,903 --> 00:42:44,997
All right. You ready?

593
00:42:54,282 --> 00:42:55,271
Go on, son.

594
00:42:57,084 --> 00:42:58,381
That's it, that's it.

595
00:42:59,654 --> 00:43:02,418
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Thing of beauty.

596
00:43:03,357 --> 00:43:04,847
Yes, yes.

597
00:43:08,229 --> 00:43:09,856
Go on, Duncan.

598
00:43:10,097 --> 00:43:13,464
Go on, son. Get out of it.
Take it all the way.

599
00:43:15,036 --> 00:43:16,833
Have it. Have it in, mate.

600
00:43:28,616 --> 00:43:30,379
All right, that's it.

601
00:43:44,532 --> 00:43:46,397
What was that?

602
00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:55,301
Beautiful. Oh, it's such a beauty.

603
00:43:57,945 --> 00:43:59,139
I love it.

604
00:44:00,481 --> 00:44:02,278
All right, kids.

605
00:44:04,485 --> 00:44:09,184
All right, let's go. Home team 10,
away team 3.

606
00:44:09,357 --> 00:44:12,758
Thanks to some pathetic goalkeeping
from the away keeper.

607
00:44:12,927 --> 00:44:15,828
All right, get yourselves changed,
boys, all right?

608
00:44:18,165 --> 00:44:21,999
- Now, that's what I call a real ass-whipping.
- Oh, you set me up.

609
00:44:22,169 --> 00:44:24,694
That was like the Junior Olympic
football team, right?

610
00:44:24,872 --> 00:44:27,238
No, mate, just regular English boys.

611
00:44:27,408 --> 00:44:30,206
We got history next.
Why don't you come say a few words...

612
00:44:30,378 --> 00:44:32,278
...about the American War
of Independence.

613
00:44:32,446 --> 00:44:35,006
They'd get a kick out of hearing it
from a colonial.

614
00:44:35,182 --> 00:44:37,810
Well, American history
isn't really my specialty.

615
00:44:38,519 --> 00:44:41,010
Mate, they're 10.
Teach them whatever you want.

616
00:44:41,856 --> 00:44:44,689
Well, I sort of have plans
with Shannon this afternoon. So...

617
00:44:44,859 --> 00:44:46,952
Fuck you, then.
We'll have a beer later, yeah?

618
00:44:47,128 --> 00:44:49,323
- Yeah, see you at the pub.
- All right, mate.

619
00:44:49,497 --> 00:44:51,965
Who are you! Who are you!

620
00:44:52,233 --> 00:44:54,133
These kids. He set me up, man.

621
00:44:54,735 --> 00:44:57,397
I'm in there thinking
this is some class of kids.

622
00:44:57,572 --> 00:44:59,062
Shut up.

623
00:45:01,375 --> 00:45:03,275
And they're coming in
fucking everywhere.

624
00:45:03,444 --> 00:45:05,036
Oh, come on.

625
00:45:06,881 --> 00:45:08,678
You say that?

626
00:45:09,951 --> 00:45:12,886
I saved more goals than you say.

627
00:45:13,054 --> 00:45:14,749
- No, no. No.
- No.

628
00:45:52,627 --> 00:45:54,754
- Jesus.
- Look at that fat cunt.

629
00:45:54,929 --> 00:45:57,193
You fucking little bastard.

630
00:45:57,565 --> 00:45:59,328
Go on, then. Get the fucking chips in.

631
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:01,400
Well, I'll be fucked.

632
00:46:01,569 --> 00:46:04,333
If it ain't my old mate Bovver.

633
00:46:05,339 --> 00:46:07,534
How you doing, son? All right?

634
00:46:07,708 --> 00:46:10,302
I'll say one thing for you.
You got some fucking front...

635
00:46:10,478 --> 00:46:12,844
...showing your face
over this side of the water.

636
00:46:13,247 --> 00:46:17,115
There's plenty of people here love to kick
your fucking ass, given half the chance.

637
00:46:17,985 --> 00:46:19,714
There's four of them
stood over there.

638
00:46:19,887 --> 00:46:21,855
Fucking right, son.

639
00:46:22,456 --> 00:46:24,219
So tell me, what's this I'm hearing...

640
00:46:24,392 --> 00:46:27,259
...about your firm gone
all fucking international?

641
00:46:31,198 --> 00:46:36,033
Don't you even fucking think
about ignoring me, you little cunt.

642
00:46:37,304 --> 00:46:42,173
Now, I said, what's this bollocks I'm hearing
about you having a little Yank on the firm?

643
00:46:45,279 --> 00:46:47,406
It's only temporary.

644
00:46:48,683 --> 00:46:50,480
Temporary, eh?

645
00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:54,679
Do you think I might be able
to get a bit of quiet here?

646
00:46:54,855 --> 00:46:58,291
I'm trying to have
a fucking conversation.

647
00:46:59,493 --> 00:47:01,324
What's his problem?

648
00:47:03,064 --> 00:47:05,123
So look at you, little Bovver.

649
00:47:05,366 --> 00:47:07,266
All grown up now, look.

650
00:47:07,568 --> 00:47:09,229
Where's your other little girl...?

651
00:47:09,403 --> 00:47:11,633
- Petey.
- Petey.

652
00:47:11,839 --> 00:47:14,239
She at home, is she?
Trying to get her little toes...

653
00:47:14,408 --> 00:47:16,308
...into the Major's big fucking shoes?

654
00:47:17,378 --> 00:47:20,609
Yeah, I guess he was pretty small
back then, son.

655
00:47:21,515 --> 00:47:23,574
Back in your day.

656
00:47:26,454 --> 00:47:28,479
You always did have a bit
of bottle, you.

657
00:47:30,057 --> 00:47:34,323
So tell me, Bov.
You come over to Millwall.

658
00:47:35,529 --> 00:47:37,622
Did you come alone?

659
00:47:41,936 --> 00:47:45,702
Should I wind him up?
If I wind him up...

660
00:47:46,073 --> 00:47:48,234
Excuse me a minute, Bov.

661
00:47:51,612 --> 00:47:55,844
Hello? I'm Tommy. Tommy Hatcher.

662
00:47:56,684 --> 00:47:59,744
- Yeah, I know.
- Oh, you know?

663
00:48:00,187 --> 00:48:03,554
Well, now, you see, that's bad.
That's really, really bad.

664
00:48:03,724 --> 00:48:07,820
Because now you ain't got no excuse for
not keeping that shit cunt of yours quiet.

665
00:48:07,995 --> 00:48:10,828
Excuse me? George, you can't
let him talk to me like that.

666
00:48:10,998 --> 00:48:15,560
George, your bird hasn't stop fucking
rabbiting since I've walked in here.

667
00:48:15,736 --> 00:48:18,364
Now, can I recommend
that you shut her up...

668
00:48:18,539 --> 00:48:22,566
...so I can continue my conversation
with our guest there, Bovver...

669
00:48:22,743 --> 00:48:24,734
...of the once-proud GSE firm?

670
00:48:24,912 --> 00:48:26,937
You can't tell me-- My God!

671
00:48:27,114 --> 00:48:30,311
You see what she's doing?
Does she ever fucking stop?

672
00:48:30,518 --> 00:48:32,281
Ever, fucking, ever?

673
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,455
- That's enough!
- That's enough?

674
00:48:35,623 --> 00:48:38,091
I'll tell you when it's enough,
son, all right?

675
00:48:38,259 --> 00:48:39,658
Look at her. Tommy.

676
00:48:39,827 --> 00:48:42,762
The Paki's called the old bill, mate.
Come on, we best fuck off.

677
00:48:42,930 --> 00:48:45,398
Tommy, we best fuck off sharpish, mate.

678
00:48:48,202 --> 00:48:50,227
I'll see you again.

679
00:48:50,504 --> 00:48:52,199
Soon, Bov.

680
00:49:24,505 --> 00:49:26,996
I don't reckon I'll be back
till tomorrow night.

681
00:49:27,174 --> 00:49:29,665
Be gentle with her, and remember...

682
00:49:29,844 --> 00:49:32,335
- ...left side.
- Left side. Right.

683
00:49:37,151 --> 00:49:41,485
- You seem nervous.
- Nervous? Fuck off.

684
00:49:41,655 --> 00:49:43,418
What's on your mind, then?

685
00:49:43,591 --> 00:49:46,992
Just two little words keep
every Hammer in England up all night.

686
00:49:47,161 --> 00:49:48,628
United. Away.

687
00:49:48,796 --> 00:49:50,161
- Oi, oi.
- All right, boys.

688
00:49:50,331 --> 00:49:52,026
Aye, aye.

689
00:49:52,766 --> 00:49:55,496
- All right, mate. You all right?
- Yeah, all right, big man.

690
00:49:55,669 --> 00:49:56,931
- How's it going?
- Good.

691
00:49:57,104 --> 00:49:59,038
Hello, Matt.

692
00:50:00,908 --> 00:50:03,172
- Where's Bovver?
- Fuck knows.

693
00:50:03,344 --> 00:50:06,313
He's been a pain in the ass all week.
Must have PMS.

694
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,814
Pre-match stress. Guy's being a right cunt
at the minute, isn't he?

695
00:50:10,985 --> 00:50:14,182
- Come on, Pete, the train's in five minutes.
- Yeah, hang on.

696
00:50:17,258 --> 00:50:21,194
His fucking phone is off. I can't believe
he's gonna pull a runner for United away.

697
00:50:21,362 --> 00:50:25,731
They're gonna be gunning for you too. After
the job you pulled on their top boy last year.

698
00:50:26,433 --> 00:50:28,264
What happened last year?

699
00:50:29,103 --> 00:50:32,436
- I may have gone a bit over the top.
- Yeah, just a bit?

700
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:35,868
- Where's Dave? You heard from him?
- Have you?

701
00:50:36,043 --> 00:50:39,706
Oh, everything's just falling
right into place, innit?

702
00:50:40,514 --> 00:50:41,913
I'll go.

703
00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:44,210
- No, mate.
- What?

704
00:50:44,385 --> 00:50:47,013
I'll go. You can't just go up there
with Ike and Swill.

705
00:50:47,187 --> 00:50:50,122
No offense, mate, but we can't take
passengers on this trip.

706
00:50:50,291 --> 00:50:52,122
Go on, piss off. Give you a bell later.

707
00:50:52,326 --> 00:50:54,920
So how many Reds do you reckon
we're gonna tear up today?

708
00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:57,359
Fuck knows. Enough.

709
00:50:57,531 --> 00:51:00,261
- Catch it.
- How's that?

710
00:51:02,803 --> 00:51:06,204
<i>The 2:55 train to Manchester Express
will be approaching...</i>

711
00:51:08,742 --> 00:51:11,575
- All right, lads. Bovver.
- Sweet, mate.

712
00:51:11,946 --> 00:51:14,244
I thought we agreed to meet
in the car park.

713
00:51:14,415 --> 00:51:16,280
Decided to wait here.

714
00:51:16,442 --> 00:51:19,104
Look, Bov, you wanna play the wanker,
that's fine with me.

715
00:51:19,278 --> 00:51:22,543
But leave it out till we got today
out of the way, all right?

716
00:51:23,349 --> 00:51:25,647
You all right, mate?
Keith. Come on, boys.

717
00:51:25,818 --> 00:51:28,150
- What the fuck you talking about?
- Let's have it.

718
00:51:33,826 --> 00:51:35,691
No, I'm not lending you
any more money.

719
00:51:35,861 --> 00:51:39,058
- I don't owe you any money.
- For fuck's sake, come on, play the game.

720
00:51:39,231 --> 00:51:42,462
- You never paid me for the last time.
- You taking the piss or what?

721
00:51:47,139 --> 00:51:48,504
What are you doing here, Matt?

722
00:51:48,674 --> 00:51:52,110
- I thought it was just the three of you.
- Oh, isn't that sweet?

723
00:51:52,278 --> 00:51:54,872
This what--?
This your proper planning, eh?

724
00:51:55,548 --> 00:51:58,108
I ain't going in with that fucking mug.

725
00:51:58,851 --> 00:52:00,375
- Sit down, mate.
- Come on, mate.

726
00:52:00,553 --> 00:52:02,316
Hello, mate.

727
00:52:02,888 --> 00:52:04,947
- Who's calling what?
- I ain't got any money.

728
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,624
- He's here now...
- Fucking hell.

729
00:52:15,534 --> 00:52:17,399
No, I don't. Think of any footballer.

730
00:52:17,570 --> 00:52:20,232
- Think of any other fucking footballer.
- Robbie Fowler.

731
00:52:20,406 --> 00:52:22,374
- He's not, not really.
- He looks like...

732
00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:23,530
Dave, where are you?

733
00:52:23,709 --> 00:52:25,301
<i>- Sorry I missed you.
- Plane late?</i>

734
00:52:25,478 --> 00:52:26,775
The flight was an hour late.

735
00:52:26,946 --> 00:52:28,140
<i>- Fly faster.
- I'm here.</i>

736
00:52:28,314 --> 00:52:29,679
What, Manchester?

737
00:52:29,849 --> 00:52:31,180
Yeah. But...

738
00:52:31,550 --> 00:52:34,917
There's like 40 of them waiting here,
all getting very fucking excited.

739
00:52:35,087 --> 00:52:38,454
<i>- So have a listen.
- United! United!</i>

740
00:52:38,624 --> 00:52:40,353
Oi, Bov.

741
00:52:43,229 --> 00:52:45,493
- Fuck.
- Do you hear that?

742
00:52:45,664 --> 00:52:48,258
<i>- Yeah, mate.
- They're waiting here for you.</i>

743
00:52:48,434 --> 00:52:50,834
Don't roll into Manchester.
Do you hear me?

744
00:52:51,003 --> 00:52:53,597
<i>- All right, nice one.
- All right, laters.</i>

745
00:52:54,673 --> 00:52:56,971
We are fucked.

746
00:52:57,710 --> 00:53:00,406
- What's happening?
- They're waiting for us at the station.

747
00:53:00,579 --> 00:53:02,206
What, they know we're on here?

748
00:53:02,381 --> 00:53:04,246
Yeah, must have had
a scout watching us.

749
00:53:04,416 --> 00:53:06,543
- How many?
- Forty, 50.

750
00:53:07,186 --> 00:53:10,314
- Can't we get off at the next station?
- This is the express train.

751
00:53:10,489 --> 00:53:13,720
- Don't stop till Manchester.
- Is that right, bruv?

752
00:53:18,497 --> 00:53:22,524
Come on. Come on, boys. If we don't
show up now, they'll claim a result.

753
00:53:22,701 --> 00:53:26,228
- Fuck that. We got to get to that station.
- Are you insane? We just got away.

754
00:53:26,405 --> 00:53:28,430
Shut the fuck up.
You shouldn't even be here.

755
00:53:28,607 --> 00:53:31,303
This is what it's all about.
It's what we fucking live for.

756
00:53:31,477 --> 00:53:33,445
- Fuck him.
- All right, here's the plan.

757
00:53:33,612 --> 00:53:37,207
Ike, call Dave, tell him what's happening.
It's about 12 miles to Manchester.

758
00:53:37,383 --> 00:53:39,214
We need a couple of cabs immediately.

759
00:53:41,854 --> 00:53:45,017
Fuck! Where's all the fucking cabs?

760
00:53:49,962 --> 00:53:51,691
Pete, I got an idea.

761
00:53:53,032 --> 00:53:55,000
- I told you to shut up.
- Fuck you, Bovver.

762
00:53:55,167 --> 00:53:56,896
- You what?
- Cut it--

763
00:53:57,069 --> 00:53:59,833
Fucking cut it out! What is it?

764
00:54:00,105 --> 00:54:02,733
<i>Who the fuck are Man United?</i>

765
00:54:02,908 --> 00:54:05,468
<i>Who the fuck are Man United?</i>

766
00:54:05,644 --> 00:54:09,603
<i>MP, this is MM5 in the vicinity
of the last report, responding.</i>

767
00:54:10,249 --> 00:54:14,413
Where the fuck are these cunts? That train
should have been here 10 minutes ago.

768
00:54:14,587 --> 00:54:17,988
They'll be here soon enough.
There's no way off that train. Stay sharp.

769
00:54:18,157 --> 00:54:21,354
And remember, Nigel gets that
Dunham cunt all to himself.

770
00:54:21,527 --> 00:54:24,087
- That's right.
- Nice one.

771
00:54:28,567 --> 00:54:32,094
- What the fuck do you want?
- Sorry, we're with Paramount Pictures...

772
00:54:32,271 --> 00:54:34,967
...shooting the Hugh Grant film.
We gotta get this through.

773
00:54:35,140 --> 00:54:37,335
Hugh Grant film?
Any decent women in it?

774
00:54:37,743 --> 00:54:41,372
- Cameron Diaz, I think.
- I hope so. She's fit as fuck.

775
00:54:41,547 --> 00:54:44,209
- All right, lads, let this come through.
- Thanks.

776
00:54:48,821 --> 00:54:51,051
Give me 30 seconds,
then I get the fuck out.

777
00:54:51,223 --> 00:54:55,717
<i>Where's your famous, Where's your famous?
Where's your famous GSE?</i>

778
00:54:55,895 --> 00:54:59,456
<i>Where's your famous GSE?</i>

779
00:56:04,263 --> 00:56:07,994
<i>There's your famous,
There's your famous GSE</i>

780
00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:11,068
<i>There's your famous GSE</i>

781
00:56:22,314 --> 00:56:24,942
<i>We could have died that day
in Manchester.</i>

782
00:56:25,117 --> 00:56:27,677
<i>Everybody knew it. But we didn't.</i>

783
00:56:27,853 --> 00:56:30,413
<i>Ike said later that the story
traveled across England...</i>

784
00:56:30,589 --> 00:56:35,652
<i>...faster than the death of Lady Di.
The GSE were finally back.</i>

785
00:56:36,128 --> 00:56:38,961
<i>Suddenly I was part of the firm
with the best rep in London.</i>

786
00:56:39,131 --> 00:56:41,258
- The old guard.
- The old guard.

787
00:56:41,633 --> 00:56:43,396
<i>People around town had heard of me.</i>

788
00:56:43,569 --> 00:56:47,266
<i>They would hear my accent
and say, "So you're the Yank."</i>

789
00:56:47,573 --> 00:56:49,768
<i>Till I die</i>

790
00:56:53,045 --> 00:56:56,412
<i>United! United!</i>

791
00:56:56,982 --> 00:56:58,415
<i>You know the best part?</i>

792
00:56:58,584 --> 00:57:01,075
<i>It isn't knowing that your friends
have your back.</i>

793
00:57:01,253 --> 00:57:04,051
<i>It's knowing that you
have your friend's back.</i>

794
00:57:13,832 --> 00:57:15,060
They're on me.

795
00:57:15,234 --> 00:57:17,600
<i>I'd never lived closer to danger.</i>

796
00:57:17,770 --> 00:57:19,863
<i>But I'd never felt safer.</i>

797
00:57:20,039 --> 00:57:22,007
<i>I'd never felt more confident...</i>

798
00:57:22,174 --> 00:57:24,699
<i>...and people could spot it
from a mile away.</i>

799
00:57:26,045 --> 00:57:29,674
<i>And as for this, the violence...</i>

800
00:57:29,848 --> 00:57:32,612
<i>...I gotta be honest. It grew on me.</i>

801
00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:39,657
<i>Once you've taken a few punches
and realize you're not made of glass...</i>

802
00:57:39,825 --> 00:57:43,989
<i>...you don't feel alive unless you're
pushing yourself as far as you can go.</i>

803
00:57:54,306 --> 00:57:56,240
So, what couldn't you tell me--?

804
00:58:00,879 --> 00:58:03,575
I had to find out from your sister
that you're expelled?

805
00:58:04,950 --> 00:58:07,885
- Why didn't you call me?
- I did. Your machine answered.

806
00:58:08,053 --> 00:58:09,418
You could have left a message.

807
00:58:10,222 --> 00:58:13,419
Well, I'm tired of having
a relationship with your voice mail.

808
00:58:14,326 --> 00:58:16,385
You know what? I don't need this.

809
00:58:16,562 --> 00:58:19,224
Hey, Matt. Matt, come--

810
00:58:19,565 --> 00:58:22,693
Hey, come on. Shannon says
you were set up. Is that true?

811
00:58:22,868 --> 00:58:24,733
- Yes.
- Well, then why didn't you find me?

812
00:58:24,903 --> 00:58:27,770
Why didn't I find you?
What's your fucking point?

813
00:58:27,940 --> 00:58:29,908
My point is, this doesn't look good, Matt.

814
00:58:30,075 --> 00:58:33,010
You say that you're set up.
You don't even contact your father?

815
00:58:33,178 --> 00:58:35,772
We could have fought this together
if you were innocent.

816
00:58:35,948 --> 00:58:37,916
- If I were innocent?
- If you're innocent...

817
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:40,779
- ...why didn't you ask for help?
- You think I'm a dealer?

818
00:58:40,953 --> 00:58:43,217
- Obviously, I don't know.
- But what do you think?

819
00:58:43,388 --> 00:58:46,789
- I don't know.
- Well, that's why I didn't find you.

820
00:58:46,959 --> 00:58:50,895
Of course you don't know what to think.
You don't really know anything about me.

821
00:58:54,266 --> 00:58:57,360
So you-- You came to England?

822
00:58:57,536 --> 00:59:00,630
- Yeah.
- Okay, what now, Matt? What's the plan?

823
00:59:00,806 --> 00:59:03,434
- What do you really want?
- Come on, it's just a question.

824
00:59:03,609 --> 00:59:07,568
Listen, Carl. Do you really expect
me to unburden myself to you?

825
00:59:07,746 --> 00:59:11,307
You just show up and decide
you're the dad again?

826
00:59:16,688 --> 00:59:20,385
<i>Look, I-- I have to go to
the London Times.</i>

827
00:59:20,559 --> 00:59:23,892
- You're unbelievable. You know that?
- Just someone I'd like you to meet.

828
00:59:24,062 --> 00:59:27,759
I'm not 5 years old anymore. It takes
a little bit more to manipulate me.

829
00:59:28,267 --> 00:59:30,667
<i>Just an old friend from
my Tribune days. I thought--</i>

830
00:59:30,836 --> 00:59:34,101
<i>You thought all it takes is a handshake
from the editor of the Times...</i>

831
00:59:34,273 --> 00:59:36,241
...and I'll have my old life back?

832
00:59:42,214 --> 00:59:43,909
It's just a free lunch.

833
00:59:53,759 --> 00:59:57,559
<i>Welcome to the quarterfinal draw
for the Football Association Cup.</i>

834
00:59:57,829 --> 01:00:01,629
<i>The oldest and most prestigious
tournament in world club football.</i>

835
01:00:02,167 --> 01:00:05,898
<i>Fortunately, today, we have with us the
West Ham legend, Mr. Frank McAvennie...</i>

836
01:00:06,071 --> 01:00:08,596
<i>...and chairman for our sponsors,
Mr. Phil Peters.</i>

837
01:00:09,441 --> 01:00:13,207
<i>As usual, the home team
will be drawn first. Frank?</i>

838
01:00:15,247 --> 01:00:17,875
<i>- Number two.
- Number two.</i>

839
01:00:18,050 --> 01:00:21,918
<i>- Cardiff City will play...
- Number three.</i>

840
01:00:22,087 --> 01:00:24,317
<i>- Number three, Liverpool.
- Yes.</i>

841
01:00:26,291 --> 01:00:27,519
<i>Number seven.</i>

842
01:00:28,594 --> 01:00:32,587
<i>- Number seven, Sunderland, will play...
- Number six.</i>

843
01:00:32,764 --> 01:00:36,291
<i>Number six, Newcastle United.
Bit of a northeast derby.</i>

844
01:00:36,935 --> 01:00:41,395
<i>- Number eight.
- Number eight, West Ham United...</i>

845
01:00:42,541 --> 01:00:44,475
<i>...will play...</i>

846
01:00:45,010 --> 01:00:48,377
<i>- ...number five, Millwall.
- Fucking yes!</i>

847
01:00:48,547 --> 01:00:50,208
Yes!

848
01:00:50,382 --> 01:00:53,180
- Yes!
- Come on, you Lions!

849
01:00:55,287 --> 01:00:56,515
Fucking nice.

850
01:00:59,191 --> 01:01:01,819
Bov, mate, we got them, mate.

851
01:01:01,994 --> 01:01:04,224
Oi, bruv, this is gonna go off.

852
01:01:07,065 --> 01:01:09,499
<i>You're not gonna believe
who I've seen walk into the Times.</i>

853
01:01:09,668 --> 01:01:11,158
What? Who?

854
01:01:11,470 --> 01:01:13,404
Our little Yank mate.

855
01:01:15,140 --> 01:01:16,630
I fucking knew it.

856
01:01:16,808 --> 01:01:19,368
I knew there was something
dodgy about that little cunt.

857
01:01:19,978 --> 01:01:21,775
Yeah, mate, he's sly.

858
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:24,412
<i>Here, I'll tell you what.
Pick me up after work.</i>

859
01:01:24,583 --> 01:01:26,608
All right. I'll see you
after work. Sweet.

860
01:01:26,952 --> 01:01:29,182
You know your sister's
worried sick about you.

861
01:01:29,354 --> 01:01:31,948
She says you're running around
with some kind of gang.

862
01:01:32,124 --> 01:01:35,025
It's not a gang, Dad.
They're my friends.

863
01:01:36,194 --> 01:01:38,059
Well, are you at least writing about it?

864
01:01:38,230 --> 01:01:40,858
Am I writing about it? No.

865
01:01:41,033 --> 01:01:44,525
Hey, Matt, listen.
I want you to come home with me.

866
01:01:45,437 --> 01:01:46,870
- What?
- No, look...

867
01:01:47,105 --> 01:01:50,074
...you may not trust me as your father,
but as a journalist...

868
01:01:50,242 --> 01:01:52,574
...I'm telling you your reputation
is all you have.

869
01:01:52,744 --> 01:01:55,645
You've gotta get back to Harvard.
You gotta clear your name.

870
01:01:57,382 --> 01:01:59,282
We can-- We can fight it together.

871
01:01:59,451 --> 01:02:01,078
Oh, forget it, Dad.

872
01:02:01,753 --> 01:02:03,448
I'm not going home.

873
01:02:04,122 --> 01:02:05,384
Jesus.

874
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,787
Look...

875
01:02:10,529 --> 01:02:12,326
...if it makes you feel better...

876
01:02:12,798 --> 01:02:14,732
...I am keeping a journal.

877
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,698
It's one thing you taught me
I held onto.

878
01:02:18,637 --> 01:02:20,036
I knew that.

879
01:02:20,439 --> 01:02:22,600
I was just making sure.

880
01:02:26,645 --> 01:02:27,942
Hey, Steve.

881
01:02:28,213 --> 01:02:31,376
- How you doing? Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

882
01:02:31,550 --> 01:02:32,778
- Matt.
- Hey.

883
01:02:32,951 --> 01:02:35,249
I'm gonna get changed.
What time's your flight?

884
01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:39,322
You take your time. My cab will be here
in about half an hour. So...

885
01:02:39,491 --> 01:02:42,085
I have to say farewell
to my grandson anyway.

886
01:02:42,994 --> 01:02:44,791
I gotta take off, Dad.

887
01:02:47,632 --> 01:02:49,566
Okay, Matt.

888
01:02:50,769 --> 01:02:52,828
Look, I know things have not been...

889
01:02:58,543 --> 01:02:59,840
Great to see you.

890
01:03:07,552 --> 01:03:09,452
- How you doing?
- Good.

891
01:03:10,255 --> 01:03:12,849
So you'll be celebrating the draw
with the lads, then?

892
01:03:13,024 --> 01:03:14,685
The draw. Wait, who did we get?

893
01:03:14,860 --> 01:03:17,556
- You mean you don't know?
- No.

894
01:03:18,196 --> 01:03:21,723
- Oh, come on, Steve. Who?
- Millwall.

895
01:03:22,367 --> 01:03:24,028
At home.

896
01:03:29,174 --> 01:03:31,665
Hello. Hello.

897
01:03:32,310 --> 01:03:35,336
Don't we want to play?

898
01:03:38,650 --> 01:03:40,618
- Hey, gorgeous.
- Hey.

899
01:03:40,786 --> 01:03:42,583
You okay?

900
01:03:44,189 --> 01:03:47,283
Yeah, I was just watching my dad
playing with Ben.

901
01:03:47,793 --> 01:03:51,490
He's already a better grandfather
than he ever was a dad.

902
01:03:52,197 --> 01:03:54,961
You know, he seems
like a decent bloke now...

903
01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:57,734
...for a bloody journo.

904
01:04:02,641 --> 01:04:05,633
So he was an asshole
when you were growing up.

905
01:04:06,111 --> 01:04:09,274
I guess that's why neither of you
joined the old man's racket.

906
01:04:09,448 --> 01:04:10,915
What do you mean?

907
01:04:11,082 --> 01:04:14,415
You know, following in his footsteps.

908
01:04:14,586 --> 01:04:16,451
What are you talking about? Matt did.

909
01:04:16,621 --> 01:04:20,352
- What do you mean?
- Matt was always a little more fascinated...

910
01:04:20,525 --> 01:04:23,585
...with our absentee father than I was.

911
01:04:25,330 --> 01:04:28,356
Shannon, what do you mean, "Matt did"?

912
01:04:28,667 --> 01:04:32,831
That's what Matt studied at Harvard.
He was a journalism major.

913
01:04:33,004 --> 01:04:37,441
I just really hope that he gets back to it.

914
01:04:37,609 --> 01:04:40,407
You know, once he gets
your brother out of his system.

915
01:04:49,955 --> 01:04:53,288
So he's a Yank and an undercover journo.

916
01:04:53,725 --> 01:04:56,660
Looks like we'll have to give
the boy two funerals.

917
01:05:08,540 --> 01:05:10,531
<i>We hate Millwall
We hate Millwall</i>

918
01:05:10,709 --> 01:05:12,404
<i>We hate Millwall
We hate Millwall</i>

919
01:05:12,577 --> 01:05:15,478
<i>We are the Millwall haters
We hate Millwall</i>

920
01:05:15,647 --> 01:05:17,740
<i>We hate Millwall
We hate Millwall</i>

921
01:05:17,916 --> 01:05:19,440
Steve, what are you doing here?

922
01:05:19,618 --> 01:05:21,449
I want a word with you outside.

923
01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:24,885
- What happened? Is Shannon okay?
- Yeah, Shannon's fine.

924
01:05:25,056 --> 01:05:27,616
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Steve Dunham just walked in.

925
01:05:27,792 --> 01:05:30,022
Why didn't you tell me
you're doing journalism?

926
01:05:30,195 --> 01:05:32,288
I'm not. I quit.
What difference does it make?

927
01:05:32,464 --> 01:05:35,797
Well, listen, mate, to some people, yeah,
it makes a huge difference.

928
01:05:35,967 --> 01:05:38,265
Well, what would you know about that?

929
01:05:39,070 --> 01:05:40,799
Listen to me. I like you...

930
01:05:40,972 --> 01:05:43,236
...but you have no idea
what you're getting into.

931
01:05:43,408 --> 01:05:46,741
Now, I've got to tell my brother
that his new best mate is a journalist.

932
01:05:46,912 --> 01:05:49,176
So me and you are going outside now.

933
01:05:50,615 --> 01:05:52,378
A toast.

934
01:05:53,652 --> 01:05:55,552
Stevie Dunham...

935
01:05:56,288 --> 01:05:59,416
...back in the Abbey after
all these years.

936
01:06:01,726 --> 01:06:03,353
Welcome home, Major.

937
01:06:03,528 --> 01:06:05,792
- The Major.
- The Major.

938
01:06:05,964 --> 01:06:09,991
<i>Major, Major, Major</i>

939
01:06:10,168 --> 01:06:12,830
<i>GSE, GSE, GSE</i>

940
01:06:12,938 --> 01:06:15,338
<i>GSE, GSE, GSE</i>

941
01:06:22,838 --> 01:06:24,897
All right, hang on.

942
01:06:31,847 --> 01:06:34,213
All right, boys.
What are you lot doing here?

943
01:06:34,383 --> 01:06:35,680
- The Yank here?
- No.

944
01:06:35,851 --> 01:06:39,218
- He's a fucking undercover journo.
- What?

945
01:06:40,122 --> 01:06:41,680
No, bollocks.

946
01:06:41,857 --> 01:06:45,987
<i>Straight, mate. I see him down the Times
with all the other journalists, shaking hands.</i>

947
01:06:46,162 --> 01:06:49,290
- I mean, proper pally. What's all that about?
- Think about it.

948
01:06:49,465 --> 01:06:52,696
Drops in out of nowhere.
Never been in a scrap in his life.

949
01:06:52,868 --> 01:06:56,702
Snugs in nice and tight
with a top boy of the firm.

950
01:06:56,872 --> 01:07:00,330
<i>For fuck's sake, Pete,
what else was he doing at the Times?</i>

951
01:07:01,210 --> 01:07:03,075
No, that means fuck all.

952
01:07:03,245 --> 01:07:05,543
Could've been any one of 100 reasons
he was there.

953
01:07:05,715 --> 01:07:09,116
Yeah, well, this time I'd like to make sure
of that myself.

954
01:07:09,285 --> 01:07:10,616
You sure of this, Bov?

955
01:07:10,786 --> 01:07:14,347
Because if you're coming in here like this,
you fucking well better be.

956
01:07:14,924 --> 01:07:16,824
Yeah, watch your back, son.

957
01:07:27,303 --> 01:07:28,531
What, this his, is it?

958
01:07:29,138 --> 01:07:30,230
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

959
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:33,130
What the fuck is this?

960
01:07:35,277 --> 01:07:37,745
Here, Keith, you know about
all this computer stuff.

961
01:07:37,913 --> 01:07:39,244
Have a look.

962
01:07:44,754 --> 01:07:47,188
- What's this?
- You fuckin--

963
01:07:47,390 --> 01:07:48,823
You fucking cunt.

964
01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:52,825
Here we go.

965
01:07:54,463 --> 01:07:57,728
"First match:
West Ham v. Birmingham. Home.

966
01:07:57,900 --> 01:08:00,630
Pete brought me to
the Brigid Abbey pub on Walsh Road...

967
01:08:00,803 --> 01:08:03,795
...his main hangout,
and introduced me to his gang."

968
01:08:03,973 --> 01:08:06,771
Oh, look, we're a fucking gang now.

969
01:08:07,977 --> 01:08:09,274
Here, make it go up.

970
01:08:11,847 --> 01:08:14,247
"Bovver is Pete's thuggish
right-hand man.

971
01:08:14,917 --> 01:08:17,477
Keith is sort of Bovver's enforcer."

972
01:08:17,653 --> 01:08:21,817
- You happy now? We're all in there.
- He didn't say nothing about me.

973
01:08:22,792 --> 01:08:24,089
Wait here.

974
01:08:24,260 --> 01:08:26,387
I'll put some clothes on.

975
01:08:28,697 --> 01:08:30,665
So you are the Major?

976
01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:32,698
I was the Major.

977
01:08:33,769 --> 01:08:36,329
I guess to some I still am.

978
01:08:38,941 --> 01:08:42,377
Now, Terry here was my right-hand man
back in the glory days.

979
01:08:42,545 --> 01:08:44,172
That was a long time ago, mate.

980
01:08:46,315 --> 01:08:47,873
Why'd you get out of it?

981
01:08:50,619 --> 01:08:52,712
I was a crazy bastard back then.

982
01:08:52,888 --> 01:08:54,185
All I fucking cared about...

983
01:08:54,356 --> 01:08:57,416
...was my reputation
amongst the firms of England.

984
01:08:57,593 --> 01:09:00,323
I mean, you've heard all the stories
about Millwall, yeah?

985
01:09:02,231 --> 01:09:04,927
Last match I went to
was Millwall, West Ham.

986
01:09:05,101 --> 01:09:07,365
We're talking a good 10 years ago.

987
01:09:07,536 --> 01:09:11,597
I mean, we'd been waiting
for this match all year.

988
01:09:11,774 --> 01:09:13,264
At Millwall. Yeah.

989
01:09:13,442 --> 01:09:16,741
Stepping into their ground.
Completely outnumbered.

990
01:09:16,912 --> 01:09:20,279
We were fucking wired from the start.

991
01:09:20,449 --> 01:09:21,711
Now, Tommy Hatcher...

992
01:09:21,884 --> 01:09:24,284
...he was their main man back then.

993
01:09:24,987 --> 01:09:27,854
He used to bring his 12-year-old boy
to the grounds. Tommy Jr.

994
01:09:28,023 --> 01:09:32,426
Always banging on how he brought his kid
up, you know, to be like a little pit bull.

995
01:09:35,297 --> 01:09:36,889
Well, we lost that match.

996
01:09:37,066 --> 01:09:38,829
Three-nil.

997
01:09:39,335 --> 01:09:42,964
And those Millwall cunts
started laughing at us.

998
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:46,606
And I just fucking snapped.

999
01:09:49,979 --> 01:09:52,607
I mean, I couldn't let it lie, you know?

1000
01:09:53,349 --> 01:09:56,682
So I assembled all our troops,
and we hunted them down.

1001
01:10:19,074 --> 01:10:22,066
I saw that little lad go down.

1002
01:10:22,244 --> 01:10:25,509
Tommy! No!

1003
01:10:25,681 --> 01:10:30,914
And I saw his skull get crushed
under the boots of the GSE.

1004
01:10:35,357 --> 01:10:37,848
I never went to another match
after that.

1005
01:10:38,027 --> 01:10:42,054
And I left the Major behind.

1006
01:10:46,502 --> 01:10:49,062
And that's when I met your sister.

1007
01:10:49,672 --> 01:10:53,233
She was my angel. She really saved me.

1008
01:10:53,409 --> 01:10:57,175
Showed me a new life.
Helped me forget all this bollocks.

1009
01:10:58,781 --> 01:11:00,749
And she swore...

1010
01:11:00,916 --> 01:11:04,682
...she'd leave me
if I ever returned to it.

1011
01:11:04,987 --> 01:11:06,352
And when it comes back to me--

1012
01:11:06,522 --> 01:11:09,616
And believe me, mate, it fucking does,
that madness.

1013
01:11:09,792 --> 01:11:12,090
I mean, when I hear, you know, the--

1014
01:11:12,795 --> 01:11:16,253
The roar of the stadium on match day, yeah,
all the lads calling me down...

1015
01:11:16,432 --> 01:11:19,367
...to get pissed out of me fucking tree.
When I think of that...

1016
01:11:19,535 --> 01:11:21,526
...I think about getting back into it.

1017
01:11:22,004 --> 01:11:25,030
And Shannon and Ben,
they remind me.

1018
01:11:26,976 --> 01:11:29,171
There's more to life than all this.

1019
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,441
Get all those juicy details, mate?

1020
01:11:34,550 --> 01:11:37,144
- Writing it all down?
- What?

1021
01:11:37,319 --> 01:11:40,049
- You fucking journo cunt!
- Oi!

1022
01:11:40,789 --> 01:11:42,723
Oi! Oi.

1023
01:11:42,891 --> 01:11:45,621
- Sure you know what you're doing?
- He's fucking undercover!

1024
01:11:45,794 --> 01:11:48,627
- Don't tell him nothing!
- I said, are you sure?

1025
01:11:48,797 --> 01:11:51,197
What? You already knew.

1026
01:11:51,367 --> 01:11:54,666
All I know is he studied journalism,
right, at Harvard.

1027
01:11:54,837 --> 01:11:56,304
But he's dropped out.

1028
01:11:56,472 --> 01:11:59,498
We found his journal.
Full of stories about all of us.

1029
01:11:59,842 --> 01:12:01,173
That's just a fucking diary.

1030
01:12:01,343 --> 01:12:04,471
<i>Ned saw you at the Times
with a couple of journos.</i>

1031
01:12:04,647 --> 01:12:07,844
That was my dad. He's the journalist.
You knew that.

1032
01:12:08,651 --> 01:12:11,245
His old man's a fucking journo,
and you knew about it.

1033
01:12:11,420 --> 01:12:13,752
- Look, that don't mean nothing, Bov.
- You what?

1034
01:12:13,922 --> 01:12:16,254
He studies to be a journo.
His old man is a journo.

1035
01:12:16,425 --> 01:12:17,983
What's the fucking difference?

1036
01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:20,025
You let one of them get in with us.

1037
01:12:20,195 --> 01:12:22,755
- I wasn't trying to get anything.
- You shut the--

1038
01:12:23,799 --> 01:12:25,858
I don't care who he is
or what he's done.

1039
01:12:26,035 --> 01:12:28,265
You don't do someone on the deck.

1040
01:12:29,805 --> 01:12:31,500
What's fucking wrong with you, eh?

1041
01:12:31,674 --> 01:12:35,132
He'll bury us all and, what, you just
gonna sit down and watch him do it?

1042
01:12:36,512 --> 01:12:37,911
No.

1043
01:12:38,347 --> 01:12:40,508
No, Steve, you're the Major.

1044
01:12:40,683 --> 01:12:42,082
You started this firm.

1045
01:12:42,251 --> 01:12:44,845
I'm speaking for all the boys,
we got the biggest ruck...

1046
01:12:45,020 --> 01:12:49,184
...of our lives coming up and your brother's
too much of a bottle job to lead us.

1047
01:12:50,626 --> 01:12:53,254
The GSE is Pete's firm. All right?

1048
01:12:53,896 --> 01:12:55,227
He calls the shots.

1049
01:13:01,170 --> 01:13:02,637
Yeah?

1050
01:13:05,207 --> 01:13:06,572
Well, fuck the lot of you.

1051
01:13:08,477 --> 01:13:10,035
GSE?

1052
01:13:11,380 --> 01:13:13,439
Get out of the fucking way! Move!

1053
01:13:15,984 --> 01:13:17,849
Get yourself cleaned up.

1054
01:13:27,062 --> 01:13:28,586
Tommy.

1055
01:13:30,566 --> 01:13:33,899
This is it, mate. We'll finally get back
at those fucking Hammer cunts.

1056
01:13:36,972 --> 01:13:41,204
<i>Millwall! Millwall! Millwall!</i>

1057
01:13:41,377 --> 01:13:46,076
<i>Millwall! Millwall! Millwall!</i>

1058
01:13:46,281 --> 01:13:49,307
<i>Millwall! Millwall!</i>

1059
01:13:49,485 --> 01:13:53,251
- What the fuck's he doing here?
- Martin, sit down, son, sweet.

1060
01:13:54,490 --> 01:13:57,550
- That's it. Do as you're told, you mug.
- Fuck off.

1061
01:13:58,827 --> 01:14:00,351
Bovver.

1062
01:14:01,196 --> 01:14:03,630
You know we're gonna have to stop
meeting like this.

1063
01:14:03,799 --> 01:14:05,790
People are gonna start to talk.

1064
01:14:06,568 --> 01:14:09,696
So, what you doing up so late, anyway,
on a fucking school night?

1065
01:14:09,872 --> 01:14:11,772
Shouldn't you be at home
with your pals...

1066
01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:14,408
...all shitting at the thought
of us turning you over?

1067
01:14:15,110 --> 01:14:16,975
What, did you have a lover's tiff?

1068
01:14:19,782 --> 01:14:21,682
Well, what do you want, Bov?

1069
01:14:24,286 --> 01:14:26,379
Fucking Yank's an undercover journo.

1070
01:14:30,526 --> 01:14:31,925
He's at our boozer now.

1071
01:14:32,094 --> 01:14:34,153
Tommy, you gotta give him the chop.

1072
01:14:34,329 --> 01:14:36,559
He's got them eating
out of the palm of his hand.

1073
01:14:36,732 --> 01:14:39,530
What makes you think I'd want
to sort that out for you, eh?

1074
01:14:42,171 --> 01:14:44,401
Because the Major's there too.

1075
01:14:48,744 --> 01:14:50,871
Stevie Dunham's in there?

1076
01:15:00,823 --> 01:15:02,552
- Oh, thanks, Pete.
- Shut up!

1077
01:15:02,724 --> 01:15:05,716
History student my ass.
Who the fuck are you?

1078
01:15:05,894 --> 01:15:08,920
Look, I'm sorry I lied about
being a history major, but that's it.

1079
01:15:09,097 --> 01:15:12,225
- I'm not a journalist.
- Well, it don't look fucking good, does it?

1080
01:15:12,401 --> 01:15:16,770
- Why are you keeping a record?
- It's a journal. I've kept that my entire life.

1081
01:15:16,939 --> 01:15:19,373
<i>Are you working for the Times?</i>

1082
01:15:19,541 --> 01:15:23,875
No. Look, I'm telling you the truth.
You've gotta trust me, Pete.

1083
01:15:34,623 --> 01:15:37,524
Mate, you've put me
right fucking in it.

1084
01:15:38,794 --> 01:15:40,591
If I don't convince those boys...

1085
01:15:40,762 --> 01:15:45,529
...that the head of their firm was not
just taken by a fucking Yank journo...

1086
01:15:45,701 --> 01:15:48,067
...the GSE is done.

1087
01:15:51,106 --> 01:15:52,573
So I'm gonna go out there...

1088
01:15:53,075 --> 01:15:55,669
...and I'm gonna tell them
that Bov's got it wrong...

1089
01:15:55,844 --> 01:15:57,971
...and that you're one of us.

1090
01:15:58,447 --> 01:16:02,213
And I had better be fucking right.

1091
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,558
So, Bovver...

1092
01:16:20,135 --> 01:16:22,626
...is there anything else
you wanna tell us?

1093
01:16:23,372 --> 01:16:26,899
Listen, Tom, please.
This is how it's gotta go down.

1094
01:16:29,144 --> 01:16:31,408
You're the only one going down,
little Bovver.

1095
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:33,843
Grass.

1096
01:16:36,118 --> 01:16:37,847
Fuck.

1097
01:16:38,554 --> 01:16:41,421
This shit with Bovver
could tear this firm apart.

1098
01:16:42,758 --> 01:16:44,658
Mate, I need you.

1099
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:47,724
Stay with us,
just through Millwall.

1100
01:16:50,766 --> 01:16:52,757
I'm not gonna help you.

1101
01:16:52,935 --> 01:16:55,495
I made a promise
to my wife and kids, all right?

1102
01:16:55,671 --> 01:16:57,138
And I'm sticking to it.

1103
01:16:58,941 --> 01:17:01,705
You know, there comes a time...

1104
01:17:01,877 --> 01:17:06,109
...when the best reputation you can have
is the one where your family--

1105
01:17:08,350 --> 01:17:10,443
- What is it?
- Get down. Get the fuck down.

1106
01:17:10,986 --> 01:17:12,749
Hello, boys.

1107
01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:17,016
Jesus.

1108
01:17:28,971 --> 01:17:31,531
Pete. Pete, come on, man!

1109
01:17:34,142 --> 01:17:35,734
Hello, Terry.

1110
01:17:37,579 --> 01:17:39,206
Fuck off!

1111
01:17:43,185 --> 01:17:44,413
Terry.

1112
01:17:46,321 --> 01:17:47,811
Terry.

1113
01:17:47,990 --> 01:17:51,482
Look who's back in the fucking Abbey
after all these years.

1114
01:17:51,660 --> 01:17:54,094
Hello, Tommy.
Tommy, I'm done with all this, mate.

1115
01:17:54,262 --> 01:17:57,231
Retired, did you?
Got yourself a Yank wife, did you?

1116
01:17:57,399 --> 01:17:59,094
Had a son of your own, did you?

1117
01:17:59,267 --> 01:18:00,495
- Listen--
- I had a son once!

1118
01:18:00,669 --> 01:18:02,136
- I'm sorry!
- Do you remember him?

1119
01:18:02,304 --> 01:18:03,828
- You fucking remember?
- I'm sorry!

1120
01:18:04,006 --> 01:18:05,371
It's too late.

1121
01:18:07,442 --> 01:18:09,842
- You bastard.
- Ah, fuck.

1122
01:18:10,078 --> 01:18:12,069
No, Tommy!

1123
01:18:15,617 --> 01:18:17,812
- You listen to me.
- Tommy--

1124
01:18:18,987 --> 01:18:20,852
You die tonight...

1125
01:18:21,123 --> 01:18:22,420
...and me and you are even.

1126
01:18:35,637 --> 01:18:38,037
It's done! Let's go!

1127
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:53,911
Pete! Pete, over here, mate! Quick!

1128
01:18:54,089 --> 01:18:56,319
Jesus. The fucking punk.

1129
01:19:07,936 --> 01:19:10,097
Bovver, what the fuck did you do?

1130
01:19:11,973 --> 01:19:13,270
Get a fucking car!

1131
01:19:24,252 --> 01:19:26,686
Get him in the fucking--

1132
01:19:31,793 --> 01:19:33,420
Get him the fuck in the car.

1133
01:19:37,933 --> 01:19:39,764
Get in. Go.

1134
01:19:40,836 --> 01:19:43,498
Go! Fucking go!
Get out of the way!

1135
01:19:43,672 --> 01:19:45,435
Move! Move!

1136
01:19:58,220 --> 01:20:01,485
Somebody help!
Help us! He's been fucking stabbed!

1137
01:20:01,656 --> 01:20:04,648
- Come on, hurry!
- Get him on the trolley.

1138
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:08,295
- Fucking hurry up!
- Resus.

1139
01:20:08,497 --> 01:20:10,124
Go.

1140
01:20:11,233 --> 01:20:14,293
Infuse six units of O-neg.

1141
01:20:40,462 --> 01:20:42,089
What'd he say?

1142
01:20:42,564 --> 01:20:44,361
He's hanging on.

1143
01:20:59,815 --> 01:21:01,544
Trusting lads.

1144
01:21:03,084 --> 01:21:06,747
You always said trusting lads
was my problem, Bov.

1145
01:21:07,622 --> 01:21:09,180
I trust lads too much.

1146
01:21:09,357 --> 01:21:11,689
Trust the Yank too much.

1147
01:21:14,095 --> 01:21:16,063
This is how you prove your point?

1148
01:21:17,666 --> 01:21:19,463
Backstabbing me?

1149
01:21:20,702 --> 01:21:25,469
Teaming up with Tommy Hatcher
to kill the Major?

1150
01:21:26,174 --> 01:21:28,904
Kill my fucking brother?

1151
01:21:29,678 --> 01:21:34,115
I'll kill Tommy.
Just say the word, and I'll do it.

1152
01:21:35,684 --> 01:21:37,743
I don't need you for that.

1153
01:21:39,454 --> 01:21:42,446
I don't need you for anything anymore.

1154
01:21:48,296 --> 01:21:50,787
Go. Away.

1155
01:21:50,966 --> 01:21:54,766
Bruv, please, I fucked up.

1156
01:22:33,842 --> 01:22:35,935
- Shannon. Shannon.
- You asshole. You have to--

1157
01:22:36,111 --> 01:22:37,976
Sick! You're so sick!

1158
01:23:25,660 --> 01:23:27,651
I'm so sorry.

1159
01:23:31,466 --> 01:23:32,990
I know.

1160
01:23:49,284 --> 01:23:52,412
The doctor said
that you're gonna be okay.

1161
01:23:53,555 --> 01:23:56,183
He said it's just gonna take
a little time.

1162
01:24:04,666 --> 01:24:07,157
We're leaving tomorrow.

1163
01:24:17,679 --> 01:24:19,874
It's not safe for us here now.

1164
01:24:41,770 --> 01:24:43,237
- You all right, mate?
- How is he?

1165
01:24:43,405 --> 01:24:45,305
He's hanging in.

1166
01:24:45,673 --> 01:24:46,765
So, what now?

1167
01:24:47,342 --> 01:24:49,606
You let Tommy know
I want a straightener.

1168
01:24:49,778 --> 01:24:52,212
- Tomorrow.
- All right.

1169
01:24:52,380 --> 01:24:54,940
We finish this once and for all.

1170
01:24:55,116 --> 01:24:58,210
Somewhere quiet.
Away from old bill.

1171
01:24:58,386 --> 01:25:00,581
Ike, your mate runs security
at Trinity Wharf?

1172
01:25:00,755 --> 01:25:03,155
- Yeah.
- Get hold of him. Set it up.

1173
01:25:03,324 --> 01:25:04,450
Sure.

1174
01:25:06,127 --> 01:25:07,355
Come on.

1175
01:25:25,046 --> 01:25:26,638
What's going on?

1176
01:25:26,815 --> 01:25:29,648
Ben and I are on the noon flight
to Boston.

1177
01:25:29,818 --> 01:25:32,548
You can't leave him.
He was trying to protect us.

1178
01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:34,984
- You can't do this to him, Shannon.
- Yes, she can.

1179
01:25:36,024 --> 01:25:37,821
She has to.

1180
01:25:38,326 --> 01:25:40,055
So should you.

1181
01:25:40,228 --> 01:25:42,321
I'm going with you
to that wharf tomorrow.

1182
01:25:43,231 --> 01:25:45,756
Jesus Christ.

1183
01:25:46,835 --> 01:25:48,234
They crash our pub.

1184
01:25:48,403 --> 01:25:51,566
- They put your brother in the hospital.
- That ain't your problem.

1185
01:25:51,739 --> 01:25:54,765
What are you talking about?
I've got just as much at stake as you.

1186
01:25:54,943 --> 01:25:56,911
Matt, listen to me.

1187
01:25:57,745 --> 01:25:59,770
It's time to go home.

1188
01:26:01,049 --> 01:26:03,574
I don't know where my home is anymore.

1189
01:26:04,285 --> 01:26:06,651
I think we both know where it ain't.

1190
01:26:08,323 --> 01:26:12,123
Mate, this is my fight.
It's my brother in the hospital.

1191
01:26:12,727 --> 01:26:14,490
I'll take care of Tommy.

1192
01:26:17,265 --> 01:26:19,028
Go home, mate.

1193
01:27:06,648 --> 01:27:10,709
<i>I'm forever blowing bubbles</i>

1194
01:27:13,555 --> 01:27:17,389
<i>Pretty bubbles in the air</i>

1195
01:27:19,594 --> 01:27:22,722
<i>They fly so high</i>

1196
01:27:23,464 --> 01:27:26,592
<i>They reach the sky</i>

1197
01:27:27,368 --> 01:27:29,427
<i>And like--</i>

1198
01:29:33,494 --> 01:29:36,122
You're doing the right thing, Matt.

1199
01:29:38,399 --> 01:29:39,957
Yeah.

1200
01:29:49,844 --> 01:29:53,336
You know that back home,
nobody's gonna care about your rep here.

1201
01:29:53,514 --> 01:29:55,277
You know that, right?

1202
01:30:07,829 --> 01:30:09,797
I'm gonna call a cab.

1203
01:30:21,709 --> 01:30:24,906
- Where's Matt?
- Finally went home.

1204
01:30:26,114 --> 01:30:27,706
Come on.

1205
01:30:40,628 --> 01:30:45,031
<i>This is Charlie-27, MPCP-501,
at Brixton Road.</i>

1206
01:30:45,199 --> 01:30:47,133
<i>Disturbance...</i>

1207
01:31:02,683 --> 01:31:04,617
The cab's on its...

1208
01:31:04,786 --> 01:31:06,344
...way.

1209
01:31:07,588 --> 01:31:09,351
Matt?

1210
01:31:11,559 --> 01:31:13,254
Matt?

1211
01:31:17,265 --> 01:31:18,960
Matt?

1212
01:34:52,413 --> 01:34:55,871
Now, at least one of you Dunham cunts
are gonna pay for my fucking boy.

1213
01:35:11,432 --> 01:35:14,526
Me old mate, Bovver.
Never could turn down a good scrap.

1214
01:35:14,702 --> 01:35:15,896
You know me, bruv.

1215
01:35:17,438 --> 01:35:18,928
Get him up.

1216
01:35:33,621 --> 01:35:35,316
Holy shit.

1217
01:35:35,489 --> 01:35:36,649
Shannon!

1218
01:35:36,824 --> 01:35:38,155
Shannon, stop!

1219
01:35:38,325 --> 01:35:39,815
Shannon, over here!

1220
01:35:44,365 --> 01:35:48,495
Matt, don't be a fucking idiot!
Get her out of here!

1221
01:35:49,036 --> 01:35:50,765
Shannon, stop!

1222
01:35:50,938 --> 01:35:52,906
- Matt!
- Shannon, stop!

1223
01:35:53,074 --> 01:35:55,668
- Pete, what're you doing?
- Fucking hell, Tommy.

1224
01:35:55,843 --> 01:35:57,003
It's Steve Dunham's wife.

1225
01:35:57,178 --> 01:36:00,272
If Tommy reaches that car,
do you know what he'll do to her?

1226
01:36:00,448 --> 01:36:02,006
He's a fucking animal.

1227
01:36:02,183 --> 01:36:03,741
Hello, love.

1228
01:36:04,585 --> 01:36:05,847
Matt!

1229
01:36:07,021 --> 01:36:08,852
Come on, let me in the fucking car!

1230
01:36:09,023 --> 01:36:12,083
Let me in, you slag!
I'll smash this fucking window in!

1231
01:36:12,259 --> 01:36:14,159
I'll smash this fucking window!

1232
01:36:15,596 --> 01:36:18,429
- Are you okay? Is Ben okay?
- Yeah. Matt!

1233
01:36:23,404 --> 01:36:25,634
You're gonna get it now,
you little Yank.

1234
01:36:27,541 --> 01:36:29,975
Bov, you wanna make up
for what you've done?

1235
01:36:30,144 --> 01:36:31,941
Get my brother's family out of here.

1236
01:36:46,861 --> 01:36:48,226
Tommy!

1237
01:36:48,395 --> 01:36:50,488
Don't you want to finish me off, then?

1238
01:36:50,664 --> 01:36:52,461
You're already finished, little Petey.

1239
01:36:52,633 --> 01:36:55,500
The NTO will take care of you
in a minute, you mug.

1240
01:36:55,669 --> 01:36:57,500
We didn't kill your son, Tommy!

1241
01:36:58,172 --> 01:36:59,833
You did!

1242
01:37:00,007 --> 01:37:02,237
You should have protected him, mate!

1243
01:37:02,409 --> 01:37:04,070
He was your son!

1244
01:37:05,513 --> 01:37:08,676
- Don't you talk about my fucking son.
- He was your son, Tommy!

1245
01:37:10,851 --> 01:37:14,582
- Get in the fucking motor! Get in the car!
- Get Pete!

1246
01:37:15,222 --> 01:37:17,747
<i>Only a poor little Hammer!</i>

1247
01:37:17,925 --> 01:37:20,189
<i>His face was all battered and torn!</i>

1248
01:37:20,728 --> 01:37:22,491
<i>He made me feel sick!</i>

1249
01:37:22,663 --> 01:37:24,096
<i>I hit him with a brick!</i>

1250
01:37:24,265 --> 01:37:28,531
<i>Now the cunt's not laughing or singing
No more!</i>

1251
01:37:28,702 --> 01:37:31,671
<i>- He's not laughing or singing--
- No, Tommy, he's had enough!</i>

1252
01:37:34,742 --> 01:37:36,403
I'll get us out of here. Go.

1253
01:37:36,577 --> 01:37:38,238
- You can't leave him.
- Pete!

1254
01:37:38,813 --> 01:37:39,837
Pete!

1255
01:37:43,784 --> 01:37:46,412
Fucking help him!

1256
01:39:07,868 --> 01:39:11,668
<i>Pete Dunham's life taught me
there's a time to stand your ground.</i>

1257
01:39:11,839 --> 01:39:15,104
<i>His death taught me
there's a time to walk away.</i>

1258
01:39:15,776 --> 01:39:18,336
<i>I would never have
the chance to thank him.</i>

1259
01:39:18,512 --> 01:39:21,675
<i>But I could live in a way
that would honor him.</i>

1260
01:39:52,179 --> 01:39:53,874
It's too much.

1261
01:39:54,815 --> 01:39:56,282
Well...

1262
01:39:56,750 --> 01:39:59,719
...congrats on the Epstein
account, Van Holden.

1263
01:40:00,020 --> 01:40:02,181
That should be a nice commish.

1264
01:40:02,356 --> 01:40:05,655
I bet your father's election
had nothing to do with it.

1265
01:40:05,826 --> 01:40:08,317
Fuck you very much, Todd.

1266
01:40:11,265 --> 01:40:14,359
Gentlemen, if you will excuse me...

1267
01:40:14,535 --> 01:40:18,437
...I must partake, once again,
in this restaurant's fine facilities.

1268
01:40:19,840 --> 01:40:21,603
Fucking lucky bastard.

1269
01:41:02,816 --> 01:41:04,943
What the fuck.

1270
01:41:07,621 --> 01:41:09,714
Matt Buckner?

1271
01:41:09,890 --> 01:41:11,687
Is that you?

1272
01:41:14,261 --> 01:41:17,424
Jesus, Matt, you look like shit.

1273
01:41:25,172 --> 01:41:27,663
Hey, Buckner, do you mind?

1274
01:41:27,841 --> 01:41:30,605
- You said you'd hook me up.
- What?

1275
01:41:30,778 --> 01:41:33,872
When I took the fall for you at Harvard,
you said you'd hook me up.

1276
01:41:34,048 --> 01:41:35,948
You gotta be kidding me, man.

1277
01:41:36,550 --> 01:41:39,417
They were your drugs,
and you said you had more to lose...

1278
01:41:39,586 --> 01:41:41,918
- ...and that you'd hook me up if--
- All right!

1279
01:41:42,089 --> 01:41:45,252
Yes, I said I would hook you up.

1280
01:41:45,426 --> 01:41:47,155
Jesus, Matt, I--

1281
01:41:47,327 --> 01:41:49,625
I'm in a meeting right now.

1282
01:41:49,797 --> 01:41:54,291
Call my office. Talk to Cindy.
She'll make an appointment for you.

1283
01:41:56,670 --> 01:42:01,232
You gotta be joking me,
you spineless shit.

1284
01:42:02,076 --> 01:42:05,409
<i>- That you'd hook me up if--
- All right! Yes, I said I would--</i>

1285
01:42:05,579 --> 01:42:07,376
- What the fuck is this?
- Oh, this?

1286
01:42:07,548 --> 01:42:09,982
- It's my ticket back to Harvard.
- Give me that.

1287
01:42:10,150 --> 01:42:11,674
I wouldn't do that.

1288
01:42:43,684 --> 01:42:46,778
<i>I'm forever blowing bubbles</i>

1289
01:42:47,287 --> 01:42:50,586
<i>Pretty bubbles in the air</i>

1290
01:42:50,757 --> 01:42:54,750
<i>They fly so high
They reach the sky</i>

1291
01:42:54,928 --> 01:42:58,762
<i>And like my dreams
They fade and die</i>

1292
01:42:58,932 --> 01:43:02,231
<i>Fortune's always hiding</i>

1293
01:43:02,402 --> 01:43:05,530
<i>I've looked everywhere</i>

1294
01:43:05,706 --> 01:43:08,834
<i>I'm forever blowing bubbles</i>

1295
01:43:09,009 --> 01:43:11,978
<i>Pretty bubbles in the air</i>

1296
01:43:12,146 --> 01:43:13,875
<i>United!</i>

1297
01:43:14,047 --> 01:43:16,311
<i>United!</i>