1 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,500 These were the scenes everyone feared. 2 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:41,500 Running battles between English and Turkish fans... 3 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,100 ...some here have been seriously injured. 4 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,500 ...it's very violent indeed. 5 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,900 Earlier, there was mayhem on the main square... 6 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:15,200 Getting beaten up by football hooligans is like having VD: the fuckin' pain goes on forever. 7 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,300 But that's what makes it so exciting. 8 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:21,300 So this is me, Tommy Johnson three weeks from now, nearly dead. 9 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,000 And do you know what the funniest thing is? I could see it coming. 10 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:29,900 Anyway, it's almost over now and all that matters is this: was it worth it? 11 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,400 There's nothing different about me. 12 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:53,800 I'm just ahother bored male approaching 30, in a dead-end job who lives for the weekend. 13 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:57,100 Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. 14 00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:59,400 And occasionally kicking fuck out of someone. 15 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,500 Zeberdee, it's Bill. 16 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,500 What? How am I? What do you mean, "how am I"? 17 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:37,200 I'm fuckin' buzzin'! We've gone right through the slit. 18 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,000 Keep your fuckin' nut down. 19 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,000 He's a right fuckin' stringer, this kid. 20 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,800 - What's he say? - Nothing. 21 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:45,100 - What do you mean, "nothing"? - He fuckin' hung up. 22 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,800 Raff, call Tommy. Find out where he is. 23 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,500 There's a pub on the corner called the Ship and Billet. Head for that. 24 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,400 I'll have to bell you back, Harris is trying to get through. 25 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,500 Just spotted their little firm going to a pub in Denbigh Street. 26 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,700 They won't know what's fuckin' hit 'em. 27 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,500 There you are. 28 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,100 Here, come here! 29 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,800 - Sweet, Bill? - Yeah. 30 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:26,500 - Where's the others? - On their way. 31 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:30,700 - Harris said there's about 25 of the others. - There won't be when we've finished with 'em. 32 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,700 Wait round the corner! 33 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:34,300 What for? 34 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:37,600 Cos it's all going to be on top, us all standin' here, you si. 35 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,500 - Jog on. - Jog on! 36 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,000 Bill, it's Harris. 37 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Hello, son. Yeah? 38 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,600 All right. See you there. 39 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:28,200 What happened to you last night? Thought you was coming out for a drink? 40 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,700 Johnson had me on some nutty skunk. 41 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,700 Ended up down the petrol garage at two o'clock in the morning. 42 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,700 What you driving for? You're on a ban, you lunatic. 43 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,500 Ban? What am I gonna do, walk? 44 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:42,300 Here he is. 45 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,900 Right, there's someone outside the pub. 46 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 - How old is he? - He's only a kid. 47 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,800 Go on, crack him. Keep the noise down. 48 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,800 Keep the noise down. 49 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:04,800 - Excuse me, mate, you got a light? - Don't fuck about, ping him. 50 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,800 Let's go! 51 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,700 It's going good anyway. Let's settle it. 52 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,600 - Come on, let's... - Keep it down, keep it down. 53 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,200 - Keep it down. - Fuckin' hell, come on, boys. 54 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,300 Keep it down, keep it down. 55 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,600 - Come on. Fuckin' hell. - Keep it down. 56 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:28,300 Don't fuck this up. 57 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,800 Fuckin' clowns won't stop us. 58 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,300 You're fuckin' animals! 59 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,100 You give this fuckin' country a bad fuckin' name! 60 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:26,400 You ain't no football supporters! You're fuckin' muggy little cunts! 61 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:36,300 What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? 62 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:39,200 Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? 63 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,000 Then try and avoid your wife's gaze 64 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,800 as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? 65 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,300 Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs fruit machines and brasses? 66 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,000 Fuck that for a laugh! 67 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,500 I know what I'd rather do. 68 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,500 Tottenham away. Love it! 69 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 How fuckin' perfect was that? 70 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:14,900 Soppy bollocks here even managed to get the canister inside the fuckin' pub this time. 71 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,800 Do you remember that time at Upton... 72 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:19,400 That time at Upton Park, he let it off on the tube! 73 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,300 Mind you, premature ejaculation, that's right up your fuckin' street! 74 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:27,900 Anyway, he's virtually throwing 'em out of the fuckin' pub at me, right? 75 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:31,600 He's throwing 'em out of the fuckin' pub at me. Crunch! Crunch! 76 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:35,700 I hit this geezer so fuckin' hard, his legs went like a fuckin' baby giraffe. 77 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,800 State of that. I done me knuckles. 78 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,800 So hit people in the mouth, not the back of the fuckin' head. 79 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,300 Just as well I did or you'd be in hospital, you cunt. 80 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,900 No-one loved Chelsea more than me and Rod. 81 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:53,700 We grew up on football terraces together with my old man. He knew the score. 82 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,500 The first bit of advice he give me was: 83 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:59,200 You know what to do if someone tries to clump you? 84 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,800 Kick him in the fuckin' bollocks. 85 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,100 Me and Rod did everything together. 86 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,100 Hurry up, Tom, I'm starving. 87 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:09,500 It took me an hour just to find it. Still Rod didn't need to know that. 88 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,200 She ain't walkin' for a week. 89 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,500 My grandad old Bill Farrell, drove us to drink 90 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:17,200 with his stories about the war and how he fought to put the Great into Britain. 91 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:20,500 He said fighting at football was nothing compared to the Germans. 92 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:23,500 "We'll fight them on the beaches, we'll fight them on the..." 93 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:27,200 Although he went on, he was right. We're an island race. It's what we do best. 94 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:31,100 It's not about colour or race, it's just the buzz of being in the front line. 95 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,100 Truth is, I just love to fight. 96 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,900 There's nothing wrong with me... 97 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:39,000 unlike Billy Bright, whose dad had a funny way of setting a good example for his son. 98 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,400 Right, that's it. I'll fight every one of you 99 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,200 before you move on next door to us. Come on, son! 100 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,300 With parents like that, he was never gonna end up in Greenpeace. 101 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,900 Still he was one of the first football thugs 102 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:53,300 to see there was a fortune to be made from England's love for ecstasy. 103 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,400 Oi, three bottles of Bud, please, mate. 104 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,800 Problem was he'd taken so many beatings on the terraces that he weren't scared of anyone. 105 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,500 And the correct medical term for that is a "total fuckin' psycho". 106 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:07,800 Bill, let's get out of here. There's about ten Stoke fans staring at us. 107 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,500 - How many of 'em did you say there was? - About ten. Please don't start, Bill. 108 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:15,800 - Right, which one of them's staring at me. - The big geezer with the Hackett cap on. 109 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,100 See you, you cunt. I'll cut you first. 110 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,000 And that was his idea of a good day out. 111 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,400 You fuckin' mugs! 112 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:31,200 But underneath the fun and games and Range Rovers, Blliy was bitter, 113 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,400 cos he hever got to run our firm. 114 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,300 Harris was top boy and that was that. 115 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,600 He was smarter than Billy and ran things like an army unit. 116 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:42,900 Deep down Billy knew he'd never be leader and because of that he hated Zeberdee. 117 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,300 Why? Simple... 118 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,700 Zeberdee looked up to Harris and not him. 119 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:51,900 And the more Zeberdee looked up to Harris, the more Billy bullied him. 120 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,400 And what chance did Zeberdee have as a kid, 121 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,500 brought up in a concrete jungle on glue and hate? 122 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,600 I don't envy the young 'uns any more. It's a nightmare. 123 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:05,000 Warfare from the playground upwards and you know what you have to do to survive in combat. 124 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:06,700 Aargh! 125 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,100 Just like me and Rod, him and Raff are best mates, 126 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:16,100 only difference being they're thieving little cunts. 127 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,800 In case you're wondering, we call him Zeberdee cos he loves sniffin' powder. 128 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:22,600 And one dayn it'll be his downfall. 129 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,700 Hold your hand out, Raff. 130 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:32,000 - What? - Hold your hand out. 131 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 You're just a fuckin' kid, ain't you? 132 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,400 Hold your hand out, Bill. 133 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:43,800 Do what? 134 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:46,400 Hold it out like Raff and we'll see how old you are. 135 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,700 Oooh. 136 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,200 No, let's have it right. 137 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 You trying to mug me off? 138 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,300 Oh, shut up. I'm only fuckin' about an' that. 139 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,000 - What d'you mean, "fuckin' about"? - What? 140 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,500 What d'you mean, "what"? 141 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,500 You know, just... 142 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,600 Well, don't fuckin' just. 143 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,100 Leave it out. You trying to wind me up? 144 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,400 Ain't trying to wind anyone up. 145 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,100 I'm fuckin' serious. 146 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:18,600 What I want to know is, what makes you think you can come in here 147 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,300 and mug me off in front of my pals? 148 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,000 I... I didn't mean nothing by it, Bill. 149 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:30,100 It was only a bubble, that's all. 150 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,700 Just a bubble? 151 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:37,000 What you talking to me in that fuckin' muggy rhyming slang for? 152 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,400 I never fuckin' liked you, you little cunt. 153 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,800 You're a wrong 'un, just like your old man. 154 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:43,700 He was a degenerate fuckin' drunk. 155 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,200 Do you know what I'm thinking? 156 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:48,000 I'm thinking I should take you outside and open you up. 157 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,300 - Leave it out, Bill. - Leave what fuckin' out? 158 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,600 What, d'you wanna get involved an' all, do you? 159 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,100 Don't be stupid. I'm just saying, he's only a kid. 160 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:57,000 No, let's have it right, Tom. 161 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,900 If he's old enough to run round givin' it large, fuckin' bashing people up with us, 162 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:03,100 he's old enough to talk for himself. 163 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,400 I'll tell you something, Zeberfuckindee, 164 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,200 I think I should take you outside and teach you a lesson 165 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:16,200 for mugging me off and making me look a cunt in front of my fuckin' pals. 166 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,700 I... 167 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,600 I didn't say nothing. 168 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,300 Come on, outside, you little fuckin' stumblebum. 169 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,800 Leave it out, eh? 170 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,400 Stop mutterin' and stutterin' and fuckin' liven yourself up. 171 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,900 I fuckin' had you there! 172 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,900 Fuckin' hell, Zeb, you should have seen your fuckin' face. 173 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,500 I thought you was gonna burst into tears. 174 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:49,800 What is it, four, five... eight lagers, Donna, please, babe. 175 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,300 There'll be none of this in Australia. 176 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,300 As of next week, strictly the amber nectar. 177 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:59,000 Not to worry, William. I think I'm more of a cocktail man anyway. 178 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,000 Well, I won't be sitting next to you. 179 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,400 Well, that was the idea. 180 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,900 Bill, Albert, I didn't see you there. Wanna pint? 181 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,900 My grandad didn't like Bright. 182 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,100 Knew he was a bully. 183 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:12,600 Bill and Albert were just kids when they did their National Service. 184 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:16,700 They were one of the first off the landing crafts on June 6th. 185 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,500 Bill aways told me the only thing that kept him going was Albert's determination and will to live. 186 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,600 They came home proud war heroes 187 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:26,000 and married their childhood sweethearts. 188 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,100 And buried 'em together as well. 189 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,400 The council moved Albert to the flat above Bill and they swapped door keys, 190 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,700 always vowing to keep an eye on each other. 191 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:38,200 Very funny. Very, very funny! 192 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,000 - Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah. 193 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:44,600 Now a little one. Now a little one. That's it, now let me get the door. 194 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,400 Let me get the door. I'll be right in there. 195 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:51,100 Comfy? Do you want any help with that? 196 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,400 Bet you've seen some changes, eh, you two? Yeah. 197 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:59,400 Bit different nowadays, though, innit, eh? Gone. 198 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:03,900 It's the Pakis coming over in the '70s, see. Taking over everything. Spoilt it. 199 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,000 And what you got now, eh? What you got now? 200 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,000 Fuckin' asylum seekers. 201 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,900 Bloody Tony fuckin' Blair. He's gotta be a poof, ain't he? New Labour? 202 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,200 I mean, and this game's gone. 203 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:19,600 There was a time I used to be able to clear seven and a half, eight hundred shots a week. 204 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,200 Not any more. Nah. 205 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:25,800 Now what you got is your fuckin' spades up in Soho moonlighting! 206 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,200 Moonlighting! 207 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,300 Fuck's sake, that's a joke! You need a full moon just to see 'em! 208 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:34,300 This country was built on good people like yourselves. 209 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,700 Not enough of you about, that's what I say. 210 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,700 Here, let me give you a hand with that. 211 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,100 Swing your old arse round in there, look. That's it, lovely. 212 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,900 And I just want to say, it's been a privilege to drive two gentlemen like you. 213 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,800 And the fare's on me. 214 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,500 Don't be silly. You're letting the wheelchair fool you. 215 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,500 No, I insist. 216 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,200 It's been an honour. 217 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,400 Don't forget, you watch out for them darkies, eh? 218 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,500 What a wanker. 219 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,200 Let's go dancing. 220 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:18,500 Although he talked a lot of bollocks, in some ways the cabbie was right. 221 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:21,800 Bill was what put the Great into Britain. He was an old war hero. 222 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,200 But he'd moved on. It was Australia for him and Albert now. 223 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,900 Somewhere they could live out the rest of their days in the sun. 224 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,100 Hello, Mavis, my little darling. 225 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,900 How are you? 226 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,000 I shall be sad to see you both gone, Bill. Are you packed up yet? 227 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,800 Course we have. Ain't you gonna say goodbye? 228 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,700 Can't you do better than that.? 229 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,600 What are you talking about, Bill? 230 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,100 Don't you know? 231 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:03,100 You fucking disgusting old man! 232 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,100 That's what I loved about Bill. 233 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,900 He was still game. 234 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:10,400 He'd dreamed about. Living abroad for years and how his time had come. 235 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,600 I even give him and Albert a little treat for going away. 236 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,900 My grandson gave me a going-away present. 237 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,900 A joint of his very best home-grown. 238 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,200 You mean drugs? 239 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,500 Yeah, well, you light up old, son. I'll make do with this. 240 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,300 It's amazing to think in a couple of weeks 241 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,600 we'll be watching the sun go down on the other side of the world. 242 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,800 And it won't be surrounded by tower blocks. 243 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:50,400 Miles of golden sand and bronze tits. 244 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,900 You packed yet? 245 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,400 Haven't given it a thought. 246 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:02,300 My case has been packed and sitting inside the front door for three days. 247 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,400 You want to get your skates on, Farrell. 248 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,300 Oh, stop nagging, you old woman. 249 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,300 - You know what Bert? - What's that? 250 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,000 I'm feeling dizzy. 251 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,500 You always were, you dozy bastard! 252 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,700 The next best thing to violence is sex, 253 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,700 and seeing as there's nearly 500,000 single women in London, 254 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,500 I must be in with half a chance. 255 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:15,500 Especially as I'd fuck anything that's breathing. 256 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,600 I tell you, I'm fuckin' mullered, me. I am fuckin' mullered. 257 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:27,500 Look at the fuckin' boat on it. Imagine that round your fuckin' helmet. 258 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,200 No, no, no, Tom. Proper fuckin' slosh pots. 259 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,500 Shut up, you... What's the matter with you? 260 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,800 All right, sweetheart? You all right, girl, yeah? 261 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,700 - All right? - Do you want a drink? 262 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,400 A few tequilas? 263 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,400 A couple of little cheeky tequilas, yeah? 264 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,600 Shall we get on it? 265 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,300 - A little cheeky tequila...? - Tequilas. 266 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,800 Get these two birds here a couple of tequilas. 267 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,800 I'm gonna smash the fuckin' granny out of that. 268 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,200 London's changed for the worse. 269 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:16,200 All the good people, right, all the good people... 270 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,500 are being forced into the suburbs, due to the influx of illegal immigrants 271 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,100 forcing their way into this country. 272 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,900 - I mean... - Hey, mate. 273 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,300 Mate, will you shut your fuckin' noise? 274 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,600 Here you are, sloppy bollocks. You fuckin' cunt. 275 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,700 Get up there, girl. Get up there. 276 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,200 I cannot wait to fuckin' see your fanny. 277 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,800 I'm gonna fuckin' ruin you... - Let's have a butcher's here. Rod, look. 278 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,800 - Smash you in the... - Look at that. 279 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Beautiful, beautiful. 280 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,600 He's only fallen asleep, Tameka. 281 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,700 Same here, Shian. Little fuckers. 282 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,500 Shame. He's hung like a pike in here. 283 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,200 Good for you. I've got a stickleback in here. 284 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,100 You fuckin' little mug! 285 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,900 How dare you come into my fuckin' gaff, 286 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,000 and try and get hold of my little sister against her will? 287 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,700 You're in bandit country now, boy, 288 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,000 no-one will even know you were fuckin' here. 289 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,700 There's holes dug all over South London for people like you. 290 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:08,400 Jesus. I was expecting cornflakes and a quick wank. 291 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:12,300 But instead, I get some nutter in a Stone Island jumper and a blade in my face. 292 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:15,700 And worst of all, that was where all the trouble started. 293 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,900 Oi, silly bollocks. What are these? 294 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,100 What? 295 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,100 - What are they? - Flowers. 296 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,800 - What sort of flowers, dinlow? - Lilies. 297 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,100 Then what are they doing with the chrysanths? 298 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:33,600 All right. Sorry. 299 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,000 - What? - Er... there's someone here to see you, Bill. 300 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,000 Who? 301 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,400 ...the back door. Left her watching Blind Date. 302 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,400 Marched on up to The Venus and bumped into Sonny. 303 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,900 He's given me a couple of Es. 304 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,700 I've had them with a bit more thingy, 305 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,600 and wound up copping for two slosh pots out of Chigwell. 306 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:55,800 Smashed the granny out of the pair of 'em in the Tower Hotel till eleven, Sunday morning. 307 00:22:56,100 --> 00:23:00,100 Yeah, I was back home in time for a Sunday roast, but I was completely fuckin' anninilated. 308 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,600 Look, I've got to go, mate. My man's here. Ta-da. 309 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,500 Good to see you, son. 310 00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:06,300 - How are you? All right? - Not bad. 311 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,700 Heard you Chelsea boys had a little turnout at Tottenham at the weekend. 312 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:13,700 You ain't wrong. Heard you Millwall boys had a little turnout down in Pompey. 313 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,600 We did. We should have had a meet. Would have been fun. 314 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:18,700 You know where to find us. Any time you like. 315 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,900 Your time'll come. What have you got for me? 316 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,200 One thing I never understood about Bright was, 317 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,200 although he was in the Chelsea firm, he did business with the head of their rivals. 318 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,300 Millwall. 319 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,300 Get that. Two men that work together, 320 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,200 then kick fuck out of each other if ever they get the chance. 321 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,100 It's bang on. What you got round you? 322 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,000 Four K. 323 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,400 - Go on, then. I'll take the lot. - Cash. 324 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,200 Hang on. 325 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,700 Hang on. 326 00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:48,500 Slow down. 327 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,700 What? You're fuckin' joking! 328 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,700 All right. I'll go straight up the hospital. 329 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,400 Yeah ' see you there. 330 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,600 - Problem, Fred? - It's my brother, Terry. 331 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,100 Someone's just done him round the canister with a cricket bat. 332 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,000 You're fuckin' joking? Is he all right? 333 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,500 They don't know yet. 334 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,800 Look, I gotta go. 335 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,500 - I'll keep this lot on ice for you. - I'll call you later. 336 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:26,500 Oi! What are you fuckin' doing? You're three hours late. 337 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,500 Don't start, mate. I've had a bit of ag. 338 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:31,800 What you got a sheet on for? 339 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,200 You don't wanna know. 340 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,100 You're right, I don't. Get in and sort them dinlows out. 341 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:38,400 They're putting lilies in with the chrysanths. 342 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,100 You got anything on under there? 343 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:45,400 What am I fuckin'paying for? Just get on with it 344 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,600 - What do you reckon, fat boy? - You look like a vicar, mate. 345 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,300 Are you fuckin' mad? This is Prada, you cunt. 346 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,300 It's iron's gear. 347 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:12,400 Get your fuckin' skates on. We gotta get there for the draw. 348 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,000 Horrible cunt. 349 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,900 What about the draw? How are we gonna find a telly to watch it? 350 00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:24,100 Oh, there'll be tellies where we're going. 351 00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:28,500 Oi, Zeb, try and make sure we've got a decent house to rob this time, will you? 352 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,500 I don't want to watch some piece of shit. 353 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:34,600 Slow down, will you, Davis, eh? What's the matter with you? Are you a fuckin' Hoover? 354 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,500 Whether we were thieving, fucking or fighting tonight, 355 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,800 we'd a be glued to a TV set to see who Chelsea drew in the Cup. 356 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,600 See, the beauty of the Cup draw is, it's a lucky dip, 357 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,000 a chance to meet one of the old rivals, like Cardiff or West Ham, 358 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,000 or if you're really lucky, Millwall. 359 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,900 And cos the draw meant so much to Billy, 360 00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:55,900 he decided to take his long-suffering wife Barbara out for a quiet, romantic meal. 361 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,200 However, they got their wires crossed, 362 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:01,400 cos Barbara thought he was taking her up the West End for some tapas. 363 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,000 Let's see what's on the menu. 364 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:08,100 Oi, it's my sister! 365 00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,500 Oh, what, your girfriend? 366 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,300 Oi. 367 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:25,500 Either turn that TV up, or tell that lot down there to hold their noise down. 368 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,100 Calm down, Bill. 369 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,300 We don't want to cause a scene. 370 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,800 No. No, you're right. 371 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:56,600 - The old rubber glove! - The old rubber glove, mate. 372 00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,800 Oi! 373 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,800 Oi. Will you shut up? I'm trying to watch the fuckin' telly! 374 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,500 ...against 52. 375 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,300 Southend United. 376 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,000 57. 377 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,900 Portsmouth. 378 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Will pay number 38. 379 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,900 Middlesbrough. 380 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,400 Number 22. 381 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,700 Millwall. 382 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,500 Will pay 44. 383 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:34,600 Chelsea. 384 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:37,300 Yes! Fuckin' yes! 385 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,700 Another battle then. 386 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,200 Eh? Can't fuckin' hear you. 387 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,400 Who is it, for fuck's sake? 388 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,300 Eh? 389 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,000 Yes! 390 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,500 - Who, who, who? - It's fuckin' Millwall! 391 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:56,600 Millwall-Chelsea. Old enemies that always ends up in murders. 392 00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:57,900 Literally in my case, 393 00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,900 cos like a mug I thought I'd get lucky in the same bar again. 394 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:04,100 And I see my new mate again who, of course, turns out to be Millwall. 395 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:08,000 Maybe I should ask him if I fucked his sister, seeing as I can't remember. 396 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:15,300 If I'd listened to my instincts and laid low, none of this mess would have happened but I didn't, 397 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,100 and I only had myself to blame. 398 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:22,000 And occasionally, and I do mean occasionally, it would be nice to have Bright out with us. 399 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:25,300 It's typicla that tonight he's taken his wife out for a quiet one. 400 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,800 See? He does have a gentle side. 401 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:28,800 Aaaarghh! 402 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:32,200 Zeb and Raff missed the draw cos they were doing what they do best - 403 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,900 robbing houses, something they'd later come to regret. 404 00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:40,400 Me, I'm beginning to get the feeling old Magic Johnson's lost his touch. 405 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:45,100 Drive, mate! Fuckin' drive. I'm being chased! 406 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,400 Lost his touch? 407 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,700 Bollocks. 408 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:54,800 Hard to have a nice night out in London, eh? 409 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:58,200 I blame all the black s and fun pubs, myself. 410 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,000 Shut up mate. You're boring. 411 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,700 Welcome back to BBC London Sport with me, Danny Kelly. 412 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,600 Now, anyone who's listened to the Breakfast Show will have heard Danny Baker going on 413 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:17,400 about his great excitement about the prospects of Millwall and Chelsea here in London. 414 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:19,600 Our reporter, as always, is Pete Stevens. 415 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:23,000 That's right, Danny. I'm sure there's going to be a vast police presence 416 00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:26,800 to keep the we-known hooligan elements apart from these two teams. 417 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,300 I only hope I'm not given the job of reporting live from South London. 418 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:34,200 I'd much rather be watching the game from the comfort of my front room. 419 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:48,000 Well, come on, Albert, you old bastard! We'll miss our flight. 420 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,200 All right, Bill? You look pissed off. 421 00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:03,700 No, I'm not fuckin' all right. Some cunt burgled my house last night. 422 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,800 Hold that. 423 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,300 Suddenly, going to Millwall weren't so appealing, 424 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,400 now I knew my enemies were part of their firm 425 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,600 It's the one fuckin' place on earth I didn't want to be caught out<./i> 426 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,900 Anyway, Liverpool away, and a chance to have a good sleep on the coach. 427 00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:14,200 Good, this. 428 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,800 - What did they nick, Bill? - TV, DVD... 429 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,900 Even took the fuckin' kids' PlayStation and my mobile. 430 00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:23,900 - Your mobile? - Yeah. 431 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,200 You know what to do? Ring your number and see if they've still got it. 432 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,900 That'll freak 'em out. Tell them you know where they live and that. 433 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:35,000 Good call, Rods. I've got that Ride Of The Valkyries ring tone. 434 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:38,400 You know, the war cry. That'll fuckin' freak 'em out. 435 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,700 Hello? 436 00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:50,100 You are fuckin' dead meat. 437 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,900 I didn't know it was your house. I didn't know it was your house! 438 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:02,200 Look, I've got all the gear. I've got the PlayStation. 439 00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:06,200 I'll shall fuckin' open you up! 440 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,400 Fuck. 441 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,800 Where are you from, mate? 442 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,900 Just around. 443 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,400 Are you fookin' Chelsea? 444 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,900 Yeah. 445 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:40,800 You flash cockney bastards. Do you know Stanley? 446 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,300 Run! 447 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,100 Go on, run, you pair of rats. 448 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,600 Drive on again mate. Drive on. 449 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:59,600 Hey! Stop the fuckin' bus, you cunt! 450 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:06,000 Fuckin' come on! 451 00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:17,600 Where the fuck are you running now? 452 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,100 Cunts! Fuckin' cunts! 453 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,000 Go on. Fuck off! 454 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:35,600 Come here. You didn't fuckin' shine there, did you, son? 455 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,700 What? 456 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,400 I've got to go to work on him now, stop him opening you up. 457 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,400 You silly bollocks. 458 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,200 What was all that about? 459 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,800 But we did 'em, didn't we, H? 460 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,200 Billy had a real punishmeht lined up for Zeberdee. 461 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,300 He weren't the forgiving type, but as long as Harris was around, he couldn't touch him. 462 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,700 And Harris and Billy certainy didn't need another reason to fall out. 463 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,600 Right. No thieving. No bringing attention to yourselves. 464 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,100 Just keep your nuts down. 465 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:25,200 I want you to be outside and back on the road in five minutes. 466 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,700 Oh, yeah, and whatever you do, no fighting. 467 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,300 Bit rich, coming from him, innit? 468 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,900 Zeb, what did Billy say to you? 469 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,500 He said we've got to get his gear back to him by tomorrow. 470 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:43,100 And we've got to apologise to his wife and kids. 471 00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:46,600 You've had a result there. You're lucky. He could have battered you. 472 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:48,400 Blinding result, eh? 473 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:53,000 This complete nutter will never talk to us again, and everyone think s we're thieving little cunts. 474 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,400 You are thieving little cunts. But you know what you've got to do, don't you? 475 00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:00,100 Prove yourself at Millwall. That'll sort it out. 476 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:03,800 Yeah, do the business down there, and you'll be an hero in his eyes. 477 00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:30,600 Will you stop moaning about beer? All you do is complain about beer. 478 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:34,700 I'll be opening bottles with my fuckin' teeth all the way up there, Bill. 479 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,800 Could have done with a couple of cans. 480 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,900 Shouldn't have had that chicken burger. 481 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,400 Stone me, it's them Stoke fans that done us. 482 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,900 - Where? - Over there. Look. It's them. 483 00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:46,900 - It is them. - It is an' all. 484 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:49,200 On the Rory, on the Rory, on the Rory. 485 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,500 Listen. We'll get the beers safe. Then we'll outflank 'em, yeah? 486 00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:54,700 I ain't saying a word. 487 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:56,500 What the fuck are you doing? 488 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,600 There's two of them Stoke fans that done us. 489 00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,000 Drop 'em now. We'll be late for the meet. 490 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,300 Fuck 'em. They kicked the shit out of us. 491 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:06,300 No. The gavvers are over there. 492 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:07,700 I'll give you fuckin' "no"! 493 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:20,200 Northern cunt! 494 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,300 Fuckin' idiots. 495 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,200 Slow down, you two, for fuck's sake! 496 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,000 What, was you fuckin' bullied at school, was you? 497 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,700 Have fun, boys. 498 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,700 Who are you fuckin' looking at? 499 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,100 Billy's extensive vocabulary would never get him into Parliament. 500 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,200 And this lot could be West Ham, Cardiff, Arsenal, Stoken even Man United. 501 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,000 Don't matter to me. The odds don't look very good. 502 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:13,900 Know what? I think I'll call it a night. Tom? 503 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,800 Yeah, let's go and have a beer. 504 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:18,500 Yeah, good idea. We'll jog on. What about you, Tom? 505 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,500 All right, boys. I'll see you in a bit. Order us some Miller. 506 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,400 - Light? - Er... regular. 507 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,300 - No problem. - See you later. 508 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,400 You all right down there, mister? 509 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:20,000 What happened to you? 510 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:24,200 I've had the shit kicked out of me. What about you? 511 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,900 Me? I'm dead. 512 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,500 Bill! Rod! 513 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:34,000 Help! Where are you? 514 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,700 Bill! Help! 515 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,900 Fuckin' hell. 516 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:43,300 Liven yourself up. We're in court in half an hour. 517 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:44,700 Court? What? 518 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,800 Fuck... What about my dream? 519 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,400 What the fuck was that dream a about? Who was the pikey kid with the bandaged face? 520 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:55,000 Where was that tunnel? What did i all mean? 521 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,300 Fuck it. Must be that nutty skunk again. 522 00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:01,600 What's wrong with you, Bright? You're 40 years old, 523 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,500 and still you offend persistently. 524 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:06,500 I see children with more common sense. 525 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,300 What did you say? 526 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:13,000 Don't you dare answer me with that insolent tongue of yours, you fat fucking slob! 527 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:17,200 The Establishment call us chidren while they're at King's Cross having sex with 'em. 528 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,200 I should tell this old queer to join us down at Millwall. 529 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,100 He might enjoy swapping that silly wig for having a row. 530 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:27,300 Yes, sir. I'm very sorry, sir. It won't happen again, sir. You can be sure of that. 531 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,700 I do hope that's the case, Mr Bright. I'm passing this over for reports. 532 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,500 I'll see you in a month for sentence. 533 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,400 - And Bright - Yes, sir? 534 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,100 If you appear before me again before that date, 535 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:41,100 I won't hesitate to give you a custodial sentence of a least five years... 536 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,300 Why is it, while I'm having hightmares about dead kids, 537 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:47,500 Rod's slipping into the court clerk? What's he got I'm missing? 538 00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:50,400 Shame. He's hung like a pike in here. 539 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,300 And it's tricky cos he's been known to get serious. 540 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,100 How are the tulips selling? They flew out at the market. 541 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:09,700 What's happening, Tom? 0 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:12,500 RESYNC BY BSpidey87 542 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:14,800 Here. I got nicked with Bright the other day, kicking off with the OB. You'd have loved it. 543 00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:18,900 Nice one, Tom. Sounds really clever. It's not my scene any more. 544 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,700 Yeah, well, I'm just saying. 545 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:25,900 Well, go and say it somewhere else, and don't come down my stall giving it the big 'un. 546 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,200 All right. Slow down, Ad. 547 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,400 Slow down? I'll tell you about fuckin' "slow down". 548 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:34,700 What's the matter with you, clumping people? Ain't it about time you started growing up? 549 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,900 You're nearly 30. You wanna get hold of yourself. It's all a lot of bollocks, anyway. 550 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,600 - What? - You're a bright kid. Work it out. 551 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,400 - Here you are. - No, they're from both of us. 552 00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:00,500 Tommy... think about it. 553 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,200 Nearly 30? What's he on about? 554 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,300 Jesus! I only wanted a bunch of fuckin' flowers, and he tells me to think about my life. 555 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,200 See you, Albert. 556 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,100 What's Harris and Bright doing there? 557 00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,300 I could hardly stop them, Bill. 558 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,200 They're foolish men, Tom. 559 00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:54,800 Harris think s we're connected cos I fought in the war. 560 00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,000 What he doesn't understand is, I fought to stop people like him with their Fascist opinions. 561 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,200 Billy is a fuckin' idiot. 562 00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:07,700 Are you still going to Australia? 563 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,700 I don't know. There's a spare ticket going begging, if you're interested. 564 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,800 Your cousins would love to see you. 565 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,900 Do yourself a favour. 566 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,900 Put a bit of distance between you and all that stuff you're mixed up in. 567 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,200 I'm all right, Bill. 568 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,900 I'm just having a laugh. 569 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:31,000 Well, just be careful. 570 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,000 Next time you visit the boneyard, it could be in a box. 571 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,500 What are you fuckin' doing here, you little cunt? 572 00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:08,900 I've come to pay my respects. 573 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,400 Well, you're not wanted. 574 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,800 Let's have it right. You didn't even fuckin' know him, did you? Did you? 575 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,700 Well, put your soppy cap on, then, and fuck off. 576 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,100 Go on, jog on. 577 00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:28,200 Don't forget our appointment. 578 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,900 All right, boys? What's happening? 579 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,400 Why have you got a dartboard drawn on your shirt, Zeb? 580 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,900 Well, what's it got to do with you, you mug? 581 00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:03,100 All right, boys. First one to a hundred. 582 00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:07,000 Aaaarghh! 583 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,200 Aaaarghh! 584 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,600 Stand up straight. 585 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,900 He wants to know which one stole the PlayStation. 586 00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:25,300 Me. 587 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,900 Good call. Crack on. 588 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,800 Aaaarghh! 589 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,800 Oi, shithead, hold your hand out. 590 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,100 - What, Zeb? - I said, hold your hand out. 591 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,200 Just a kid, ain't you? 592 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,800 You hold your hand out, Zeb. Let's see how old you are. 593 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,800 Are you trying to fuckin' mug me off? 594 00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:01,700 With Millwall round the corner, it was time for the juniors to play 595 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,800 Nice to see Billy and Fred could put their differences aside 596 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,100 when it come to their kids. 597 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:11,600 Bit of a coincidence, eh? Our kids play against each other just before we meet in the Cup. 598 00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:15,200 Somehow, I don't think this game's gonna get quite as messy. Do you? 599 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,300 Fancy yourselves in bandit country, then? 600 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:20,800 Well, let's have it right. If history's anything to go by, 601 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:23,600 last time we met you lot, we ran you all over London. 602 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,600 You couldn't run 100 yards, mate! 603 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,300 - Won't fuckin' need to, either! - Don't get lemon, Bill. It don't suit you. 604 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:30,800 Spell it, you cunt. 605 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,700 C-U-N-T. Cunt. 606 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,800 I meant "lemon", soppy bollocks. 607 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,700 We'll see about lemon when you're lost in deep south, you fat fuckin' prick. 608 00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:43,200 Whoa! Now we're getting personal. Now, what's your problem? 609 00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:47,000 That you have to open your kebab shop soon or that you buy Charlie off a white man? 610 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:52,500 Well, how does it feel doing business with a Turk, when you're supposed to be right wing? 611 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,500 Scooby-Do's less confused than you. 612 00:46:54,700 --> 00:46:56,900 You'll be confused when I open your canister up. 613 00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,200 You wanna wait till the game or make one now? 614 00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:02,500 Don't punch above your weight, you long streak of piss. 615 00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:05,400 Well, stop punching your old woman about, then, wanker. 616 00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:07,200 What did you fuckin' say, you mug? 617 00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:09,800 You fuckin' heard, you fat fuckin' Johnson cunt. 618 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,800 Fuckin' mug! Look at you, you cunt! 619 00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:15,700 Get off me, you... Get off me, you cunt! 620 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,200 Fuck this. If they can't be grown up, let's go. 621 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,000 I'll fuckin' do you! 622 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:39,400 Just as I thought. Rod's been plating the court clerk's Gary, 623 00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,900 and now she wants to meet his mates. 624 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,600 I told him I already met her in the dock, but he insisted on a social one. 625 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:51,300 And why is it that when your best mate meets a girl, he quickly changes into a fuckin' melt, 626 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,700 and acts like he's only known you for ten minutes? 627 00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:58,600 So... what do you do, then, Thomas? 628 00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:01,900 Thomas? Kick people's fuckin' heads in for a laugh. 629 00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:04,400 And you shoud know, div. You read the charges out. 630 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,400 Me? 631 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,400 I work long and hard. 632 00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:13,900 Sounds like Rod! 633 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,100 - Yeah? 634 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,100 Cor... 635 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,300 Jesus, he's really picked one here. The worst sort of all. 636 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:32,900 Wannabe middle-class scum. I'd like to kick the cunt back to Penge. 637 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,500 Seems nice. 638 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,800 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a top bloke. 639 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,800 Bill, it's Tom. Fancy a quiet drink? I'm bored out of my skull. 640 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,900 Meet me at work around seven in the morning. 641 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,100 Don't worry. I'll bring my tools. 642 00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:49,500 - Fancy a sauna? - Good call, Bill. 643 00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:05,600 Johnson! 644 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,700 Johnson! 645 00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:12,200 All right, Billy. What's it gonna be today? A little lavender head massage? 646 00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:15,400 No, forget that and just crack straight on with the blow job, eh? 647 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:19,800 Stone me, she won't be working for a week. What was that screaming about? 648 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,400 - What do you think? - Good boy. 649 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:25,100 What do you think the screaming was about? I'm having a fuckin' breakdown. 650 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:30,100 With my back against the wall there was only one thing for it - seek counsle from Bright. 651 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,200 Bill, can I talk to you for a minute? 652 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,500 Yeah, yeah, course you can, son. 653 00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:38,800 It's just er... I keep... 654 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,500 I dunno. I just keep... You know? 655 00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:46,400 Yeah, yeah, I know. 656 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:49,900 - Really? - Yeah, I know. 657 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,400 Fuck! Fuck it. I thought it was just me. 658 00:49:56,700 --> 00:49:59,300 No, listen. It happens to me all the time. 659 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,600 No, don't worry about it. It's sweet. 660 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,400 Don't worry. I'm gonna sort you out. 661 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,600 Thank s, Bill. You're a fuckin' good man. 662 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,200 Listen. Don't mention it. 663 00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:10,500 - Here you are. - What? 664 00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:12,200 Go on son. Crack on. Go on. 665 00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:22,500 Enjoy! 666 00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:26,600 Should have seen that one coming. 667 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,900 The last person on earth you want to talk to when you're paranoid 668 00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:32,800 Ask Bright for advice, and you get fuckin' Viagra. 669 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,600 And what a good mate he was in my time of need. 670 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,200 Fuckin' fat little cunt lazing about with his Penge minge. 671 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,500 Wake up, sleepy. 672 00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:18,800 That was my parents on the phone. 673 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,800 They're coming to London at the weekend and want to take us out. 674 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,600 Well, as long as it ain't Saturday. We got Millwall. 675 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,500 It is Saturday, Rod. 676 00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:35,700 What about Sunday? 677 00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:40,200 They're going to my brother's in Reading. Don't tell me you'd rather go to football. 678 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:41,800 Well, I am male. 679 00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:43,900 It's one game. 680 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,600 I am male. 681 00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:48,100 But my parents only come round once every few months. 682 00:51:48,300 --> 00:51:51,000 Yeah, Millwall comes round less than the eclipse, babe. 683 00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:53,600 Well, don't just run out. 684 00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:56,900 - I'm going to work. - Let's talk about it, eh? 685 00:51:57,100 --> 00:51:58,500 There's nothing to talk about. 686 00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:02,000 You either meet my parents on Saturday or you never meet them. 687 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,600 All right, boys? 688 00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:25,100 Yeah. Sweet. Speak to you later. 689 00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:31,300 Fuck off. 690 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,400 - Are you serving? - Yeah, what do you need? Whites or browns? 691 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,700 Hit him, hit him! Hit the cunt. 692 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,600 Come here. 693 00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:49,500 Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! 694 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,900 Grab the fuckin' rock. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 695 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,000 Cunt! 696 00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:00,600 Come on! 697 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,900 - Fuckin' hell! - Shit, that must have been Zeberdee. 698 00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,600 Come, let's go. 699 00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:18,000 My grandad's life was disappearing in front of his eyes. 700 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:22,800 With Albert dead, he had no-one, apart from me, so it was time to give him some family support, 701 00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:25,500 and maybe even some friendly advice. 702 00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:29,400 You should come to Millwall at the weekend. That'll liven you up a bit. 703 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,500 You all right for money, Bill? 704 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:40,900 Cos you know you've only got to ask. 705 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,400 I'm earning a few quid down the market now. 706 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,300 It ain't as if I got a bird to spend it on. 707 00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:46,600 Unlike Rod. 708 00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:50,000 You sound over the moon about that. 709 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,700 Yeah, well... 710 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,700 Your chance'll come. 711 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,600 Don't you ever get the itch? 712 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,500 Yeah. 713 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,200 I can see myself on a sun lounger in my back garden, 714 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:11,700 a couple of kids running about... 715 00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:13,800 sipping my Pimm's quietly. 716 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,300 Kids, eh? 717 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,700 Yeah. Why not? 718 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,100 What's their names? 719 00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:23,400 Dorian, after my mate. 720 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,000 Dorian? 721 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,100 Both of them? 722 00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:29,300 Yeah, probably. 723 00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:30,900 What if they're girls? 724 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,100 Dorian. 725 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,800 You're a good boy, Tom. 726 00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:42,600 Keep your eye on my wallet, Bill. 727 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,600 I'm going to the toilet. 728 00:56:03,300 --> 00:56:04,500 I tell you what, Fred. 729 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:07,500 This area beats South London hands down. 730 00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:12,000 Bollocks, does it. I'll have Bermondsey any day. 731 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,700 It's full of spivs and skint hoorays round here. 732 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:19,900 I just wanna find this fuckin' Tommy Johnson and get out of here. 733 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,800 Let's just cut him and fuck off back over south. 734 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,600 You're not wrong. 735 00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:29,500 Oi, you, skint boat, come here. 736 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,600 - Me? - Yes, fuckin' you. Come here. 737 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,000 Come on. 738 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,900 Ever heard of a geezer called Tommy Johnson? 739 00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:45,800 Johnson... 740 00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:48,600 Johnson... 741 00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:52,400 No, I've never heard of him, mate. 742 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:53,900 Yeah? 743 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,300 Yeah. 744 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:57,900 So, what's your name? 745 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:01,700 - What? - I said, what's your fuckin' name? 746 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,400 Dorian. 747 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,100 Poof! 748 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,800 Dorian? Sounds like a fuckin' poof. 749 00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:13,900 Yeah, I know. 750 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,400 Just a name, though, innit? 751 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:16,900 Prove it. 752 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:19,900 Prove what? 753 00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:22,400 Stop fuckin' stuttering, and fuckin' prove it. 754 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,600 Just show him some fuckin' brief. 755 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,200 Er... 756 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,600 I ain't got my wallet on me, mate. 757 00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:38,100 Go on, then. Fuck off, you mug. Go on. 758 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,100 Hang on. 759 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,800 We'll see who the fuck you really are. Give us your phone. 760 00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,200 Who's this? 761 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,600 Hello. It's Rod. Is Dorian there? 762 00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:03,500 You've had a fuckin' touch. Little mug. 763 00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:05,500 Come on. Let's go. 764 00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:18,100 Do you reckon he's somewhere else? 765 00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:21,000 We'll try the other gaff. He's got to be here somewhere. 766 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,300 Fuckin' hell! Did your arse drop, son? 767 00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:42,100 You'd fuckin' think so! I tell you. 768 00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:46,300 The moment I seen them follow you in, I knew you'd give them a dodgy name. 769 00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,600 It's a little trick we picked up in the army. 770 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,800 I'm definitely calling my kids Dorian now. Dorian. 771 00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:53,600 - Dorian. - Dorian. 772 00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:57,700 See you, Rodder, I fuckin' love you sometimes. Do you know that? 773 00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:00,200 You ain't too bad yourself, Johnson. 774 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,500 I'm well up for it now. The omens are good. Millwall who? 775 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,000 I'm gonna have a right fuckin' buzz down there. 776 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,200 Yeah. 777 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,900 Don't say it, Rod. 778 00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:14,700 What? 779 00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:16,300 You fuckin' know. 780 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,800 Look, Tom, fuckin'... Her mum and dad are coming down. 781 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000 Tom, you'll need these where you're going. 782 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:00,900 How you doing, mister? 783 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,500 Nah. Not good. You? 784 01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:05,200 Still dead. 785 01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,100 Sorry about that. Am I? 786 01:00:08,300 --> 01:00:10,500 No, you're still alive. 787 01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:13,600 - Who are you, mate? - Don't know mate. 788 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,100 Can't tell till I take these bandages off. 789 01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:47,000 What? 790 01:00:47,100 --> 01:00:49,100 What do you mean, "what"? 791 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,900 What are you looking at me like that for? 792 01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:54,800 You don't know? 793 01:00:56,300 --> 01:00:57,300 What, Rod? 794 01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,700 You don't remember what you done last night? 795 01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:06,600 I was fuckin' lashed, wasn't I? 796 01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:13,500 Last thing I remember was being in the boozer with you and my grandad. 797 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,400 Jesus, Tom... 798 01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:19,000 For fuck's sake, Rod, what's so bad? 799 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:20,600 You don't remember Barbara? 800 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:23,600 Barbara who? 801 01:01:23,700 --> 01:01:25,900 You tried to get off with Billy's wife. 802 01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:28,900 Fuck off. 803 01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:31,100 And when she blanked you, you beat her up. 804 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:35,500 - What? - You broke her fuckin' jaw, Tom. 805 01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:39,600 I know you're winding me up, Rod. 806 01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:44,300 Please tell me you're winding me up, Rod. 807 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,100 I ain't, mate. 808 01:01:48,700 --> 01:01:51,900 Fuck off, King. I tell you what. I'll ring Zeb. He'll fuckin' know. 809 01:01:56,100 --> 01:01:57,400 All right, Zeb? 810 01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,700 Fuckin' hell, Tom. I don't know what to say. 811 01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:03,700 You went berserk mate. 812 01:02:03,700 --> 01:02:07,900 I've got to wash my hands of this one. The cunt's been playing darts with me. 813 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,000 What am I gonna do, Rod? 814 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,100 You're gonna have to go round there. 815 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:20,900 What? 816 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,100 Just go round there and fuckin' beg. 817 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:26,900 Well, that's a good idea. I might as well break her fuckin' nose while I'm at it. 818 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,500 I don't know what else to say to you, Tom. 819 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:31,400 No, you're right. I'II... 820 01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:35,900 I'll fling myself on my knees and let him kick the fuck out of me. 821 01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:38,600 Hopefully, he'll have mercy on me if I'm on the floor. 822 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,300 You know him better than me, mate. 823 01:02:43,300 --> 01:02:45,800 That's the problem. I know what he'll do. 824 01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:27,700 Johnson. 825 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,100 Listen, Bill, listen. On my life, I don't remember nothing. 826 01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:36,100 I was obviously smashed out of my tree. I've woke up... 827 01:03:36,300 --> 01:03:38,500 I'm none the wiser, Bill. Please, Bill. 828 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:42,000 I don't know what's gone on, mate swear to you. Please Bill. Please. 829 01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:43,600 My life. 830 01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:51,100 You soppy, muggy streak of piss. I can't fuckin' believe you fell for that! 831 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:57,200 If you'd touched my woman, you'd already be dead! 832 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,100 Fuckin' arseholes. 833 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,600 Fuckin' funny, that, innit? 834 01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:05,100 Go on. Have a fuckin' laugh, will you? Go on. Really fuckin'... 835 01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:07,400 I really fuckin' need this at the moment, 836 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:11,700 what with my dreams, fuckin' florists, fuckin' billboards... 837 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:12,900 Bollocks! 838 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,100 Cunts. 839 01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:17,800 On his fuckin' knees! 840 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,000 With mates like mine you certainly don't need enemies. Jesus. 841 01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:31,300 Three weeks ago, I was getting on with my life. 842 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:35,400 But now, with Millwall round the corner, I'm half the man I was, which ain't saying much. 843 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:37,600 And the worst is yet to come. 844 01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:40,400 Here's Mark with the sport. 845 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:42,600 Well, the third round takes place this Saturday, 846 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:46,100 and of course the pick of the ties has got to be Chelsea against Millwall. 847 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,700 I know police leave is cancelled, but this goes beyond that. 848 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,400 This is that ancient rivalry... 849 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:52,800 Hello, Bill. 850 01:04:52,900 --> 01:04:55,300 Donna, give him a pint, love. Put 'em on the tab. 851 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,800 - How's your luck? - Not bad, Billy. How are you? 852 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:03,100 Right. Same as before. 853 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,700 I'll take some of you lot down through South Bermondsey, 854 01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:08,400 and Tommy will take the rest from Surrey Quays. 855 01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:11,000 Where's the meet? 856 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,600 It can't be too far away. 857 01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,700 They'll have spotters out all over the place. 858 01:05:14,900 --> 01:05:17,900 - And it's on top of the Old Bill before we start. - What about Billy? 859 01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:20,400 What about Billy? 860 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,300 He knows Millwall like the back of his hand. 861 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:25,500 Fuck Billy. He don't know what he's doing any more. 862 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:30,100 Now, let's have it right. We all know he's become a liability. 863 01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:32,800 Granted, yeah he can have a row. 864 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,100 But he can't run a turnout down in South London. 865 01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:38,300 He's a fuckin' lunatic. Look what happened in Liverpool. 866 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:39,900 Bollocksed the day up. 867 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,400 His problem is, he's taken too much of that shit up his nose. 868 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:47,700 Just forget him. 869 01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,400 Slow down. He's one of your own. 870 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,600 Hang on. You've got to make Harris right here. 871 01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,800 It's like having a big kid around. He's a fuckin' dope, mate. 872 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:58,200 Just let him take Zeberdee and those chavvies. That'll do him. 873 01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:00,400 You just wipe your mouth of him. 874 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,200 He's a spent force. 875 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,800 Bill... 876 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:35,000 Bill! 877 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,000 What's the matter, babe? 878 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,600 You think I'm all right, don't you? 879 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:49,900 What? 880 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,500 I'm all right, aren't I? 881 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,600 Yeah, course you are, you silly sod. 882 01:06:56,300 --> 01:06:57,800 Come here. 883 01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:02,800 Eat your dinner. 884 01:07:20,300 --> 01:07:21,300 Bright! 885 01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,500 Don't fuckin' creep up on me like that, you si! 886 01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:27,100 Bill. Take it easy. 887 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,400 How comes you weren't down the pub last night? 888 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,100 Fell asleep, didn't I? 889 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:35,600 How comes you know I weren't there? 890 01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:37,600 Harris belled me and asked where you were. 891 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,400 Well, he didn't fuckin' bell me. Maybe he forgot, eh? 892 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,200 - Got it? - Fuck me! What's that for? 893 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:48,700 Millwall. 894 01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:51,600 Don't be stupid. You can't take a gun down there. 895 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,200 - It's only a flare gun. - What are you on about? You'll kill someone. 896 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,400 Meant to be having a laugh aren't we? 897 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:01,400 Fuckin' hell, Bill. 898 01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:05,100 You're on the turn, ain't you? 899 01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,600 - You ain't got nothing to prove. - Ain't I? 900 01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:39,100 You look as handsome as you did on our wedding day. 901 01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:41,500 Where are your medals? 902 01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:43,900 You can't go to Whitehall without them, dear. 903 01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:48,100 You're a hero William. Go and put them on dear. 904 01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:51,100 Make me the proudest woman alive. 905 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:21,800 Don't look at me. 906 01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:37,200 Yeah, go on. Fuck off, you Pakis. 907 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:41,500 Fuck off! 908 01:09:41,700 --> 01:09:44,700 Got the little chavvy? Corned beefs all over the gaff. 909 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,200 I know, I know, I know. 910 01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:49,100 Did you see the state of his boat? Did you see it? 911 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,800 You don't even know you're fuckin' born! 912 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,700 Oh, fuck off. 913 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,600 Go on, fuck off, you old mug! 914 01:11:06,300 --> 01:11:07,700 I know who I am now. 915 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:10,600 Show me, then. 916 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,600 All right, for fuck's sake. 917 01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:41,000 Hurry up, lazy bollocks. It's Millwall today. 918 01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:43,700 You all right? 919 01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:46,700 I'm sweet, mate. I'm fuckin' buzzing. This is it. 920 01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:50,700 What's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost. 921 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,000 Listen, Zeb. Listen, listen. 922 01:11:55,100 --> 01:11:56,700 You... You'd better just... 923 01:11:56,900 --> 01:12:00,300 What, Tom? Fucking hell, Tom, what had I better do? 924 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,500 Just look after yourself. It might turn ugly. 925 01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:07,700 Don't worry about me. I'm gonna be a fuckin' hero. 926 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,200 Liven up, we've got to meet the others. 927 01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:14,500 I tell you, it's a fuckin' buzz! Come on! 928 01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:00,100 Here, Tom, where's Rod? 929 01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:02,700 Fuck knows. You all right? 930 01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:05,600 Yeah. Couldn't sleep, could I? Fuckin' buzzing. 931 01:13:19,900 --> 01:13:23,900 The wretch from Penge had got her claws in, and only a miracle could bring him back. 932 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:27,200 But I couldn't see it happening. I'd lost him when I needed him most. 933 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:31,300 And not even someone of Rod's calibre woud have the bottle to say... 934 01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,900 That espresso's really kicked in. 935 01:13:34,100 --> 01:13:36,000 Darling you don't drink espresso. 936 01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:49,400 Tell me more about the air conditioning, Rodney. I'm fascinated. 937 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:52,700 Air conditioning? 938 01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:55,700 You told me you run an air-conditioning firm. 939 01:13:55,900 --> 01:13:59,300 Well, we have a few vans out on jobs at once most of the time. 940 01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:01,400 Well, it's always busier in the summer. 941 01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,900 Nothing like a soaring temperature to help the work. 942 01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:07,800 Anyway, most of the time I just sit around the office, waiting for the weekend. 943 01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:11,000 Don't get me wrong. I love the money the job pays. 944 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:15,600 But my real passion lies in kicking people's fucking heads in at football. 945 01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:19,500 See, I've got to channel it somewhere, and as you can tell by my bulging stomach, 946 01:14:19,700 --> 01:14:22,300 I don't participate in too many sporting activities. 947 01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:24,700 And I don't do drugs. 948 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,800 Well, that's not entirely true, but not a lot. 949 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:30,700 So, I need my release, and a good fuckin' fight seems the best way. Wouldn't you agree? 950 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,600 Maybe not 951 01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:38,400 At least I wouldn't be walking around like you - fuckin' horrible cunts with sticks up your arses, 952 01:14:38,700 --> 01:14:41,600 trying to pretend your little suburban nightmare's all right. 953 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:44,300 Then again, it just depends which way you look at it. 954 01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:46,600 Mate, can we have the... 955 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:50,000 No, I'll... 956 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,100 Rod! I fuckin' knew you'd make it! 957 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:10,300 Wouldn't miss it for the world, mate. 958 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,600 There's a fuckin' shot, man. 959 01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:39,200 You lot fuckin' ready for us, or what? 960 01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:41,500 Well, let's see how game you really are. 961 01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:45,800 So, come and find us, then, shithead. 962 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:49,400 Oh, and be careful. Remember you're gonna be in deep south. 963 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:52,300 Away from all the crowds and the ready eye. 964 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:54,100 So, watch your fuckin' backs. 965 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,800 - Fuckin' hell! - Let's have it! 966 01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:18,100 Hello, Tom. 967 01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:19,500 What's happening, Joe boy? 968 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:21,100 Everything's sweet round here. 969 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,500 - Where's Harris? - On his way from South Bermondsey. 970 01:16:23,700 --> 01:16:25,600 Get yourself up on the bridge lively. 971 01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:26,900 Later on. Bye. 972 01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:35,700 - Hello, Joe, son. Where are you? - On the bridge. It's all quiet down here. 973 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,000 Keep your eyes peeled. WeŽll be there soon. 974 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,800 Give you a bell if I see anything. 975 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,800 - Crack on. - Speak to you later. 976 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,300 - Right. Here you are. It's sweet. - Other end of the bridge, lively. 977 01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,700 Sweet, Bill? Get down here all right? 978 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:41,000 30 years I've stood toe to toe with you. 979 01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,100 You fuckin' mug me off like that? 980 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,200 Forget it. 981 01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:18,500 Anyone who runs is gonna get properly served up when we get home. 982 01:18:18,700 --> 01:18:20,300 You got it? 983 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,700 Are you all right, son, yeah? 984 01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:26,400 Yeah. Are you? 985 01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:31,500 I've got to tell you now. I've got a really bad fuckin' feeling about this. 986 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:17,200 Come on! For fuck's sake. 987 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,700 Oi. Oi. Hold it here. Hold it. Hold it. 988 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:44,300 Hold it. Oi. Keep your fuckin' voices down. 989 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,300 Keep your fuckin' voices down. 990 01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:47,900 Keep it quiet. Keep it quiet. 991 01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,100 Fuckin' wankers! 992 01:20:06,300 --> 01:20:08,000 Fuck. 993 01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:18,800 Cunts! 994 01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:20,000 You and your f... 995 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,700 Clear the area. 996 01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:36,700 Immediately. 997 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,400 Fuckin' cunt! 998 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:48,700 Disperse, immediately. 999 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:00,400 I repeat: disperse now. 1000 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:05,500 Clear the area. 1001 01:21:07,300 --> 01:21:08,800 Get him! 1002 01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:16,500 Step on the cunt! 1003 01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,900 Get the cunt on the floor. Get into him! 1004 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:28,500 Johnson! Johnson! Leave my fuckin' brother in Casualty, you cunt? 1005 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,700 Get the fuck back! 1006 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,100 Get out of the way! 1007 01:22:37,100 --> 01:22:38,700 Leave it. 1008 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:16,100 You nearly wound up in the boneyard, my son. 1009 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:22,100 How come you're here? 1010 01:23:22,300 --> 01:23:24,300 They call it grieving. 1011 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,900 I call it falling fuckin' over. 1012 01:23:32,100 --> 01:23:34,600 Rod and the others was up. Brought you some grapes. 1013 01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:40,500 Was er... Zeberdee there? 1014 01:23:40,700 --> 01:23:43,200 Erm... young fella with black hair? 1015 01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:46,500 What, that little prick? Yes, he was. 1016 01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:50,500 Thank fuck for that. 1017 01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:58,000 What about Australia, Bill? 1018 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,100 I'll fly next Tuesday. 1019 01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:04,300 What about you? 1020 01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:07,800 What about me? 1021 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,700 Huh! 1022 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:12,400 Was it worth it? 1023 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:30,600 Kicked half to death, florists, cabbies, nightmares and visions. 1024 01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:32,700 One of the old soldiers gone for ever. 1025 01:24:32,900 --> 01:24:34,300 Bright gone for a seven, 1026 01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:39,100 and bollocks so ruptured that the only thing I'll be pulling for months is a chain. 1027 01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:43,300 After all that you really do have to ask yourself if it was a worth it. 1028 01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:49,400 Course it fuckin' was. 1029 01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:01,100 Yeah, just get a pint over here. 1030 01:25:10,100 --> 01:25:13,300 They reckon, as soon as he got sentenced, he started crying his eyes out. 1031 01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:16,500 I'll do it standing on my head, you mug. Fuck off. 1032 01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:21,700 You corrupt cunt. It's people like you that are ruining this fuckin' country, you nonce. 1033 01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,000 - Take him down. - Fuckin' mug. 1034 01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:25,800 Here you are. 1035 01:25:27,100 --> 01:25:30,300 - Where are you going, you slippery cunt? - Khazi. He gave me a livener. 1036 01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:33,500 Zeb, leave me some, or you're fuckin' dead. 1037 01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:05,800 What's happenin', Zeberfuckindee?