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Hey, wait! I have the rent money

2
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right here. You don't have

3
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to tear down the orphanage.

4
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Too late, padre.

5
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[CHILDREN SCREAMING]

6
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Kids, come back!

7
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What are you gonna do?

8
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Touch yourselves?

9
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[WHISTLES]

10
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Mmblahh. This job sucks.

11
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I gotta go crap
out that burrito,

12
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have a burrito,
and get some sleep.

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TOOT: Ding dong!

14
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What the hell is
wrong wit' you, Toot?

15
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Can't you see I'm bangin' Astro?

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Ri rain't rastro, ritch!

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Jesus, Foxxy,
you're such a whore.

18
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You've had more
infected wangs in you

19
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than a Shanghai hospital.

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Roh-ro, you ridn't.

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You're just jealous 'cause
you couldn't get screwed

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at a convention of Jewish
insurance salesmen.

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Rou rid rot rust ro there.

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Oh, you don't think
I can get laid, huh?

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Fine! I'll show you.

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I'll start having lots of sex.

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And I'll stop having sex

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and show you I ain't no ho!

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Starting now.

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Would you still stick
your stiletto heel

31
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up my pooter if I paid
you 20 earth dollars?

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I meant startin'
in $20 from now.

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[SPITS]

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Baby!

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FOXXY, NARRATING: I knew da
Foxxy could give up da sex,

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no matter what that Toot said.

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And she gon' do it, too.

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Startin' right now.

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[CELLPHONE RINGS] Hell-ow?

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Denzel?!

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OK. Startin' now.

42
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[CELLPHONE RINGS] Hell-ow?

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Magic Johnson?!

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Uh, pick up some what?

45
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You don't need those, papa.

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I'm on da pill.

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OK.

48
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[CELLPHONE RINGS] Hell-ow?

49
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Forest Whitaker?!

50
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Is that droopy eye of
yours ready to get busy?

51
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OK. Startin' now.

52
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[CELLPHONE RINGS] Hell-ow?

53
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Al Roker?!

54
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Oh, my god, look at me.

55
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How pathetic.

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Toot's right. I is a slut.

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[THUNDER]

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[SCRAPING]

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[FLIES BUZZING] All right,

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which one of you butt wipes

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wants some of this?

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I was going to prove to Foxxy

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that my vagina
wasn't just a place

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for food storage.

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[SQUISHES AND POPS]

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[CHEWING]

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Or a place to keep drinks cold.

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[CAN OPENS]

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[BELCHES]

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It was also a place

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for sex-making.

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[CHEWING]

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OK, last call.

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Who wants to make it
with the Tooters girl?

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Ooh! Not me.

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As if. [SPEAKING JAPANESE]

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Not a chance. Ruck, no.

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No, thank you?

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One of you sad-ass
jagoffs has to do me.

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Oh, I know someone who
might toss you one.

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Really?

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He sounds dreamy.

83
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There he is.

84
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He'll have sex with you.

85
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[COWBELL RINGS]

86
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Because you're a cow!

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[ALL LAUGHING]
[CRYING]

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Good one.

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Toot!

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So, um, I wasn't expecting

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to see you here.

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[CHEWING]

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Especially since I
didn't hear from you

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after Santa Barbara.

95
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Look. I think we
should just be friends.

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All right. Then let's
go to the movies.

97
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I don't think that's
a very good idea.

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Friends go to the movies!

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Doc, you gots to help me.

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I don't wanna be a ho.

101
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Now why come I can't stop doin'

102
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the Ethiopian boredom dance?

103
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The cure to your
nymphomania lies

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in unlocking a repressed memory

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through hypnosis.

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Ooh, that's a nice deuce zero.

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Picture yourself in
your happy place.

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Except this time,
there are no men there,

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and it's not the
bathroom at white castle.

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Dig into your past, Foxxy.

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Release the repressed memory…

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[ECHOING] Memory…memory…

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Oh, yeah.

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I thinks I'm
rememberin' somethin'.

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Hey, that kid's
like a little girl

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goin' into a pretzel store.

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Little kid goin' into
a pretzel store-buh?

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Yeah. She's about
to get a-salted.

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Uh-oh! Hey!

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Yeah! All right!

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[PINBALL BUMPERS RINGING]

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This-buh is innocent-buh fun.

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Jumpin' makes my chest hurt.

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WOOLDOOR: That's it.

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Awake! Ooh.

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Doc, that memory
don't mean nothin'.

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It's just a episode of one
of my most favourite shows.

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That was no show. That
was your childhood.

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Get out!

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And that was no little girl.

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- That was you!
- Well, I'll be!

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And the worst part
is they violated you.

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Oh, lordy!

134
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And that explains your
promiscuous behaviour.

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Wow! Hypnosis is
a powerful tool.

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And it must not be abused.

137
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That's strange…

138
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My nose itches!

139
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[SCRATCHES]

140
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[CHICKEN DANCE PLAYS]

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[CLUCKING]
[APPLAUSE]

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[POOT]

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I wanted to cheer Toot up.

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There must be some way

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for disgusting,
hairy, ugly fat chicks

146
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to get laid. After all,

147
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Israeli women keep
getting pregnant.

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Calm down, Toot.

149
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You're not some kind
of hideous beast.

150
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Go away, leave me alone.
I hate you!

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You just need a makeover, Toot!

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We'll get you some clothes

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that are a bit more
flattering on a girl

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with your hideous,
beastly body type.

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Hey, you'll have
a guy in no time.

156
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Really? He sounds dreamy.

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[LIKE A MONKEY]
Ooh ooh, ahh ahh.

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Here we are!

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The large Bryant
really big and fat

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and not tall but fat store.

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Perhaps you should try

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the full-figured
gal's best friend…

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The muumuu.

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Gimme!

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Oh, muumuu,

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you're amazing.

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Wrap it up!

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[SCATTING]

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You're the cure to all
my problems, muumuu.

170
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I love you, muumuu.

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[HORN HONKS]

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Muu…muu…

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Muu…ah.

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[INDIAN ACCENT] Oh! Oh, my god.

175
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We have hit the most
sacred of all creatures

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in our completely
sensible religion…

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a cow!

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Oh, my hundreds of goofy gods!

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We must take her back

180
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to our hideously decorated home

181
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and nurse her back to health

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with our horrible-tasting food.

183
00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,558
[SITAR MUSIC PLAYING]

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FOXXY, NARRATING: Now
that Wooldoor had released

185
00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,798
the memory of my trauma,

186
00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,534
I needed to confront
my assailants

187
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and demands an apology!

188
00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,003
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

189
00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,305
I think the brown hornet's

190
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tryin' to tell us something.

191
00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,341
What, Phat Allen,

192
00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:51,077
who has absolutely
no affiliation

193
00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:53,679
with Bill Cosby's lovable
character Fat Albert?

194
00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,113
I don't know,

195
00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,016
but I think it's about
beatin' your meat.

196
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So, what-buh should we-buh

197
00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:00,619
do-buh 'bout it, buh?

198
00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,221
I know! Everybody circle up.

199
00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:06,259
[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]

200
00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:07,692
[RIPS]

201
00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:11,029
Looks like Phat Allen once again

202
00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:12,330
tricked the gang
into a circle jerkle.

203
00:07:12,331 --> 00:07:13,632
But little did they know

204
00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:17,103
Foxxy Brown was about
to fuck up they fun.

205
00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:18,577
You know what I'm sayin'?

206
00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,139
[FLIES BUZZING] Ooh.

207
00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:24,476
Phat Allen and
his junkyard pals.

208
00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,645
Uh-oh! A girl.

209
00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:27,646
Put your package away.

210
00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,115
[ZIPPING]

211
00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,416
Who the hell are you?

212
00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:32,718
You know who I is.

213
00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:35,754
When I was younger,
you violated me.

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00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:36,755
Hey, hey, what?

215
00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:40,525
Yeah, and the rest of
y'all just watched.

216
00:07:40,526 --> 00:07:43,128
I don't think we'd forget
a sexual experience

217
00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,863
that doesn't involve
us circling up

218
00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:47,466
and droppin' snot on
each other's shoes.

219
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,502
Listen, all I lookin'
for is a little apology

220
00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:52,671
so I can stop sluttin' around,

221
00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:55,274
and we can put this whole
ugly mess behind us.

222
00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:57,442
I can't honestly apologise

223
00:07:57,443 --> 00:07:59,612
for somethin' I'm
not even capable of.

224
00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,648
Yeah. His diabetes done
affected his meat-is.

225
00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:06,117
Hey, Phat Allen. You're
like a library on Sunday.

226
00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:07,853
A library on Sunday?

227
00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:10,021
Yeah. No circulation.

228
00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:12,625
[ALL LAUGHING]

229
00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:14,359
You did it!

230
00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,661
And you know you did it.

231
00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,263
Foxxy, they ought to call you

232
00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:19,998
a German porn star's mouth.

233
00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,167
German porn star mouth?

234
00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,468
'Cause you full of shit.

235
00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:26,072
[ALL LAUGHING]

236
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,241
Laugh it up, ass holes.

237
00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:29,542
In jail.

238
00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,711
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

239
00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:34,313
Popo, arrest these criminals.

240
00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:39,084
Ooh, ooh! Hey,
watch the hat, man.

241
00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:40,385
[SCREAMING]

242
00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:42,121
TOOT, NARRATING: It was amazing.

243
00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:43,856
Those morons were worshipping me

244
00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,024
like I was some
kind of sacred cow.

245
00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,759
And as long as they
didn't find out

246
00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,495
that I was merely cow like,

247
00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:52,964
the world was my
deep-fried oyster.

248
00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:55,133
Moo. [COWBELL RINGS]

249
00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:57,302
Oh, beautiful and majestic cow,

250
00:08:57,303 --> 00:09:00,338
may this traditional Indian
dance hasten your recovery.

251
00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:02,941
♪♪ Rasta hamara takna ♪♪

252
00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:05,111
♪♪ Darawaza khula rakhna ♪♪

253
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,713
♪♪ Rasta hamara takna ♪♪

254
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:10,315
♪♪ Darawaza khula rakhna ♪♪

255
00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:12,485
♪♪ Mehndi lagake rakhna ♪♪

256
00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,086
♪♪ Doli sajake rakhna ♪♪

257
00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:17,689
♪♪ Sehra sajake rakhna ♪♪

258
00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,859
♪♪ Chehra chhupake rakhna ♪♪

259
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,160
♪♪ Shava ♪♪

260
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,460
♪♪ Oh eh, oh eh, oh eh ♪♪

261
00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:23,329
♪♪ Shava ♪♪

262
00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,629
♪♪ Oh eh, oh eh, oh eh ♪♪

263
00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:25,630
♪♪ Shava ♪♪

264
00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,232
♪♪ Oh eh, oh eh, oh eh ♪♪

265
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,100
♪♪ Shava ♪♪

266
00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,401
♪♪ Oh eh, oh eh, oh eh ♪♪

267
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,402
♪♪ Shava ♪♪

268
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,305
Holy crap!

269
00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,041
That sucked my balls!

270
00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:37,208
[ALL GASPING] It speaks!

271
00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:39,377
Oh, goddamn it!

272
00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:40,679
I mean, moo?

273
00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,680
[COWBELL RINGS]

274
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,715
Well, I guess the jig is up.

275
00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,016
OK, ass bags,

276
00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:47,186
thanks for the grub
and the retarded dance.

277
00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,354
You cannot go, talking cow,

278
00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,523
for you are the one!

279
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,524
The one what?

280
00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:55,427
The legendary
sacred talking cow.

281
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,029
We must bring her to the
second-most powerful Indian,

282
00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,632
after Kumar from that
white castle movie…

283
00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:03,668
the king of India!

284
00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:05,837
[GASPS] The king of India?

285
00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:08,006
He sounds dreamy!

286
00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:10,609
♪♪ Rasta hamara takna ♪♪

287
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,777
♪♪ Darawaza khu… ♪♪

288
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,381
Oops! Looks like fat ass
is on her way to India.

289
00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:17,983
Meanwhile, Foxxy's giving
my boys a mess of trouble.

290
00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,284
You know what I'm sayin'?

291
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,453
Unh!

292
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,623
[CHEWING]

293
00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,790
Now, Missy, are the scoundrels

294
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,959
that perpetrated
this unthinkable act

295
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,260
upon your body,

296
00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:30,996
are they here today
in this courtroom?

297
00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,731
They right over there,

298
00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,032
where I usually sit.

299
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,768
Your witness.

300
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,936
Miss Love,

301
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:40,538
isn't it true you
like a bowlin' ball?

302
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:41,840
A bowlin' ball?

303
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,443
Yeah. You get fingered
and thrown in the gutter

304
00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:45,745
20 times a night.

305
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,912
[ALL LAUGHING]

306
00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:49,214
JUDGE: Mm-hmm.

307
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,384
You mind standin' up
and showin' the court

308
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,551
your very revealin' outfit?

309
00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,721
I stress-u-ously object.

310
00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,323
You can'ts put the
victim on trial.

311
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,493
Actually, puttin' the
victim on trial is

312
00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:03,528
a very successful
legal strategy,

313
00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,698
and it has worked once again.

314
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:09,601
Miss Love, I finds you guilty.

315
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,469
[CROWD GASPING]

316
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,638
Oh, lordy.

317
00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:15,674
[ALL LAUGHING]

318
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,842
And as for the rest of y'all,

319
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,445
I order you all to circle up!

320
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,482
[ZIPPING]

321
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,752
[MUSIC LIKE CAPE FEAR PLAYING]

322
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,921
[GRUNTING]

323
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,560
Baby?

324
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:37,162
- Uh, Foxxy Love?
- Yeah?

325
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,923
We need your cell for
the guard's break room,

326
00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:40,199
so you're free to go.

327
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,801
I said this prison
couldn't hold me.

328
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:43,802
Whatever.

329
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,380
Now here are your
personal effects…

330
00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:48,006
your wallet, your hattori
hanzo steel samurai sword,

331
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,307
and the list of people

332
00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,042
responsible for
putting you in here.

333
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,344
Let me see that list.

334
00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,851
[THUNDER CRASHING]

335
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:04,489
Ohh, yeah, I forgot
about those guys.

336
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,224
Gettin' revenge on them

337
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,827
would be an interestin'
way to express my anger.

338
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:11,863
[WHISTLING CAMPTOWN RACES]

339
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,598
ATTENDANT, INDIAN ACCENT: Passengers,
if you look out on your left,

340
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:14,899
you will see a red line

341
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,201
running through a
giant map of the world.

342
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,803
And remember, F.D.A. Laws
prohibit smoking or crapping

343
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,105
anywhere but the bathroom.

344
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,406
We're not in India yet, people.

345
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,142
[SITAR PLAYING]

346
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:25,745
Oh, great king of India.

347
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,479
Oh-oh, man.

348
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,214
Did you try control,
alt, delete?

349
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,515
Mmm? Mm-hmm.

350
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,684
Mm…how 'bout shutting it
off and turning it back on?

351
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,419
No, no. I am not Indian.

352
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,154
I am Steve, an American
from Texas-land.

353
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,889
[RECEIVER CLICKS,
DIAL TONE HUMS]

354
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,190
Oh! Ohh!

355
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,793
Is it my fault she was kept
on hold for 15 minutes?

356
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:42,794
I don't think so.

357
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:43,963
[SIGHS]

358
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,263
Now, what is your name,
and how may I help you?

359
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,866
Oh, we have something most
wonderful to show you.

360
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,167
Behold!

361
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,336
♪♪ Rasta hamara takna ♪♪

362
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:54,372
♪♪ Darawaza khula rakhna ♪♪

363
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,673
♪♪ Rasta hamara tak… ♪♪

364
00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:56,542
[BONES CRACK]

365
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,145
She is a beautiful cow.

366
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:00,880
Ohh…ohh…

367
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:02,181
But so what?

368
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,915
So what?

369
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,951
I'm a goddamn talking
cow, that's so what!

370
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,686
Now, who does a talking
cow have to screw

371
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,855
to get some goddamn
cheese around here?

372
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:13,025
The prophecy has been fulfilled!

373
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,495
You, talking cow, are
now our supreme ruler!

374
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,964
[CROWD CHEERING AND CHANTING]

375
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,001
You want me to be
your supreme ruler?

376
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:26,038
That means you must
obey my every command!

377
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,942
OK, everyone, circle up!

378
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,243
[CROWD CHEERS]

379
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:34,280
[ZIPPING]

380
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,448
What the fuck are
you lookin' at?

381
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,918
I've killed a hell
of a lots of people

382
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,219
to get to this point.

383
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:44,255
I went on what the movie
advertisements refer to

384
00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,425
as a roarin' rampage of revenge.

385
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:51,630
I roared, and I rampaged.

386
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,968
And I gots bloody satisfaction.

387
00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:59,438
[CLUCKING]

388
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:03,775
And now I am goin' to kill Bill…

389
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:07,246
Cosby's most beloved
character, Phat Allen.

390
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,281
The sacred cow
must be pleasured!

391
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,451
I need more men to service me!

392
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:15,486
Man, I sure am showin' Foxxy!

393
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:18,524
I've taken more penises than
all the land mines in Vietnam.

394
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,692
[FLATULENCE]

395
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,294
The village of tandoori
refuses to send any more men

396
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:24,596
to have sex with you.

397
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,331
Burn the village to the ground!

398
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:29,801
And bring me another
side of yoghurt sauce.

399
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:33,706
But, sacred cow, you have already
had sex with 9 million men!

400
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:35,874
That is almost .02 percent

401
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,175
of this town's population!

402
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,778
I said more yoghurt sauce!

403
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,380
This shocking footage
of a sex-crazed,

404
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,983
tyrannical cow leader
comes to us from India.

405
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,152
Apparently, India is
some sort of country

406
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,320
way on the other side of earth.

407
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:50,622
[LAUGHING]

408
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,924
You heard it here first.

409
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:55,393
Oh, my. The whole state of
India thinks Toot is a cow.

410
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,128
Oh, but it doesn't
make any sense.

411
00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,863
Uh, I mean, I…

412
00:14:58,864 --> 00:14:59,864
I took her to the mall,

413
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,205
and I bought her a muumuu,

414
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,201
and then… wait a minute.

415
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,936
Muu…muu.

416
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:07,538
I see what must have happened.

417
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:10,575
Toot needs us!
Let's go to India!

418
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,877
Grab on to my legs.

419
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,649
[GRUNTING]

420
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,287
Oh, Phat Allen…

421
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,889
Come out and play-ee-ay!

422
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,191
Hey, hey, hey, hey,

423
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,794
somebody slaughtered
my gang today.

424
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,131
They ought to call you daddy.

425
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,432
Daddy?

426
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,601
'Cause you missed terribly.

427
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:37,903
Aah! Ehh.

428
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,940
Damn, that was the sword

429
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,409
I was gonna use to
kill Phat Allen.

430
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,145
[SPRINGS POP]

431
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,614
Hey, hey, hey, hey,

432
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,784
I ain't lettin' you get away.
[CHUCKLES]

433
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:56,120
[ZAPPING] Yow!

434
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,158
They ought to call you guy who
refuses to marry my mother.

435
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,760
The guy who refuses
to marry my mama?

436
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:04,362
'Cause you always
just hangin' around.

437
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,965
Looked like things looked
pretty bad for the Foxxy.

438
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,436
But then she remembered
her ivory ben wa balls.

439
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,171
You know what I'm sayin'?

440
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:13,604
'Cause I don't.

441
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,508
[CLINKS]

442
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,110
They ought to call
you Lance Armstrong.

443
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,279
'Cause I only gots
one ball left?

444
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,448
Wait a minute. Isn't
Lance Armstrong

445
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,051
that guy who hangs upside
down from giant magnets?

446
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,557
Wait!

447
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,425
I swear,

448
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,726
we never touched
an innocent girl

449
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,027
in our lives.

450
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:36,895
We ain't Bill Cosby.

451
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,197
We're just his creations.

452
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:39,932
Why should I believe you?

453
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,533
Because he's telling
the truth, Foxxy.

454
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:46,871
They never touched you.

455
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:47,740
[ORGAN NOTE PLAYS]

456
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,740
Oh, lordy!

457
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,681
ATTENDANT: OK, folks,
once we have cleared

458
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,537
the giant map, we'll be climbing to
our cruising altitude of 138 feet,

459
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,981
so we invite you to sit
back and enjoy the flight.

460
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:57,715
And remember, your
seat cushion can double

461
00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:59,885
as the wall to an
awesome pillow fort.

462
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:04,789
Yes, what do you want?

463
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,392
Listen, Indian dude,

464
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,065
there's been a horrible mistake

465
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,127
with your new leader.

466
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,596
You see, I gave our
house mate a muumuu,

467
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:14,632
and now your entire
country thinks she's a cow.

468
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,367
Yeah, but she's not a cow.

469
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,970
A cow's 4 stomachs
are on the inside.

470
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,572
There is no way anyone could
mistake a woman for a cow.

471
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,741
Now, a whale, that
would make sense.

472
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,476
As implausible as it seems,

473
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:26,778
she's not a cow.

474
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,514
They have called the
sacred talking cow

475
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,249
a not-cow.

476
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:31,550
Arrest them!

477
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,850
Take them into the courtyard.

478
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,585
They must be hung!

479
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,754
Well, I don't like
to blow my own horn.

480
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,357
Though, for 5 bucks, I can.

481
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,959
Oh, I get it. You
have a big penis.

482
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:42,960
Pretty good. Pretty good.

483
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,865
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]

484
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,202
I love public hangings.

485
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:53,371
[CHEERING]

486
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:57,708
Today, we are putting to death
4 blasphemous foreigners.

487
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,444
What the Toot? Wait a minute!

488
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:02,046
Those turd stains
are my house mates.

489
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,782
They said you were not a cow.

490
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,951
Aww! They said that?

491
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:07,685
Of course, if that is true,

492
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,086
we will no longer
treat you as a god

493
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,155
and let you screw
anyone you want.

494
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,024
Really?

495
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:13,758
But I was finally
proving to Foxxy

496
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,927
that I could be as
big a whore as she is.

497
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:16,928
Come on, Toot.

498
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,529
Would you rather
spend your entire life

499
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,264
with people who
think you're a cow

500
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,566
or with your friends,

501
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,168
who only call you a cow
to hurt your feelings?

502
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:27,205
Plus, we have a
2-for-1 quiznos coupon.

503
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:30,242
Oh. You're right, guys.

504
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,278
You do have a 2-for-1
quiznos coupon!

505
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:37,181
Overeducated, helpful tech
support people of India,

506
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,784
get a third eyeful!

507
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,954
I am not a cow!

508
00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:43,255
[ALL GASP]

509
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,990
We have been hosed! Get them!

510
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:48,025
[ALL YELL]

511
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:50,195
Go! Go! Get them. Go!

512
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,364
[ZAPPING]

513
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,135
[PLAYING FLUTE]

514
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,738
Aah! Hold on, guys!

515
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,811
[BOWLING PINS CRASH]

516
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,412
Well, now that I've
proved I'm desirable

517
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:11,449
by forcing millions of
Indians to make sex with me,

518
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,185
I only need one more thing.

519
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,787
Uh, Ru-486?

520
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:18,824
Nah, I was, like, 220-somethin'
last time I checked.

521
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,258
[RIMSHOT]

522
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,498
Phat Allen never
touched you, Foxxy.

523
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,101
I merely implanted a false
memory in your slutty brain

524
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,402
when I hypnotised you.

525
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,137
[GIGGLES] Isn't that crazy?

526
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,872
Why would you do that?

527
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:37,475
Because that's what
psychiatrists do.

528
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,645
We plant false memories
to help people feel better

529
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,379
about how horrible they are.

530
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,415
They should just call me
childhood vaccinations.

531
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,584
Childhood vaccinations?

532
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,187
'Cause I've been
killin' innocent kids.

533
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,488
Oh, Phats Allen,

534
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,658
I so sorry for
massacring your gang.

535
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:56,561
I guess the person I should
have massacred was Dr. Wooldoor.

536
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:59,163
Hey, hey, wait! Before you
do anything you'll regret,

537
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,464
just remember…

538
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:03,067
my nose itches.

539
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,802
Scratch, scratch, scratch.

540
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,537
[CLUCKING]

541
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,838
Bawk bawk bawk.

542
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:12,610
[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]

543
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,345
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

544
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:19,116
Implanted memories are great!

545
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:23,021
ALL: ♪♪Na, Na, you can
be a total ass hole ♪♪

546
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:27,792
♪♪ Na, Na, you can
be a total shit ♪♪

547
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:31,697
♪♪ And you won't have
to feel bad about it ♪♪

548
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:36,467
♪♪ No matter how many
folks you kill or screw ♪♪

549
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:40,805
♪♪ 'Cause nothing will ever
have to be your fault ♪♪

550
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:44,275
♪♪ That's what implanted
memories do for you ♪♪

551
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,576
And that's why they're cool!

552
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:49,914
♪♪ Na, Na, you can
be a total ass hole ♪♪

553
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,517
♪♪ Na, Na, you can
be a total shit ♪♪

554
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:54,252
[VOMITS]

555
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:59,023
♪♪ Na, Na, be a child-molesting
serial-killer cannibal ♪♪

556
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:01,626
♪♪ Na, Na, tell the world
to suck your fuckin' di… ♪♪

557
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,663
[KIDS LAUGHING]

558
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,731
[ONGOING FLATULENCE]

559
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,503
[FLATULENCE CONTINUING]

560
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,950
[FLATULENCE SPUTTERS
AND CONTINUES]

561
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:37,962
[FLATULENCE FADES]

562
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,132
[FLATULENCE RESURGES]

563
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:48,807
[FLATULENCE SPUTTERS]