1 00:00:28,682 --> 00:00:31,805 2x01 : The Dundies by Belkiss, Occeanne et Unfold http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/ 2 00:00:32,015 --> 00:00:36,822 Tonight is the Dundies, the annual employee world's night here at Dunder Mifflin 3 00:00:36,845 --> 00:00:42,280 and this is everybody's favorite day, everybody looks forward to it. 4 00:00:42,377 --> 00:00:47,293 Because, you know a lot of the people here don't get trophies very often 5 00:00:47,344 --> 00:00:51,024 like Meredith or Kevin. I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award ? Dunkin Donuts ? 6 00:00:51,075 --> 00:00:53,853 Plus, bonus, it's really really funny. 7 00:00:54,005 --> 00:00:57,470 So I..., you know an employee will go home, and he'll tell his neighbor : 8 00:00:57,477 --> 00:01:00,044 "Hey, did you get an award ?" And the neighbor will say : 9 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:03,813 "No man, I mean I slave all day, nobody notices me." 10 00:01:03,865 --> 00:01:09,040 Next thing you know, employee smells something terrible coming from the neighbor’s house : 11 00:01:09,073 --> 00:01:13,186 Neighbor’s hanged himself, due to lack of recognition. 12 00:01:14,619 --> 00:01:18,590 So you're ready for the Dundies ? 13 00:01:18,675 --> 00:01:22,903 You know what they say about a car wreck where it's so awful you can't look away ? 14 00:01:23,255 --> 00:01:26,892 The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away 15 00:01:27,263 --> 00:01:30,919 but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you. 16 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:36,241 It's fat Halpert 17 00:01:37,088 --> 00:01:41,671 - What ? - Fat Halpert, Jim Halpert. 18 00:01:43,898 --> 00:01:47,410 So why don't I take you on a tour of past Dundee winners ? 19 00:01:47,605 --> 00:01:52,921 We got fat Jim Halpert here, Jim why don't you show off your Dundies to the camera ? 20 00:01:52,976 --> 00:01:57,002 Oh I can't, because I keep them hidden, I don't wanna look at them and get cocky. 21 00:01:57,005 --> 00:02:01,702 - Oh, that's a good idea. - And mine are at home, in a display case about my bed. 22 00:02:01,776 --> 00:02:04,301 TMI, TMI my friend. 23 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,722 TMI ? Too Much Information. 24 00:02:07,907 --> 00:02:11,623 It's just easier to say TMI. I used to say "Don't Go There" but that's lame. 25 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:16,593 And here we have Stanley the manly, now Stanley is a Dundee Allstar, aren’t you Stan ? 26 00:02:16,615 --> 00:02:19,132 Why don't you show them some of your bling ? 27 00:02:19,225 --> 00:02:21,431 I don't know where they are, I think I threw them out. 28 00:02:21,467 --> 00:02:25,683 - Oh, no you didn't. - I think I did. 29 00:02:25,975 --> 00:02:27,690 Why did...? 30 00:02:27,698 --> 00:02:30,562 Say, we gotta order some more appetizers this time. 31 00:02:30,696 --> 00:02:33,463 - We ran out last year, remember ? - Yes we should, you know what ? 32 00:02:33,478 --> 00:02:36,243 I wanted one of those skillets of cheese, 33 00:02:36,308 --> 00:02:41,962 but when I got on stage, someone had eaten all of them. 34 00:02:42,355 --> 00:02:46,553 To Oscar Martinez, It's the "Show Me The Money" award ! 35 00:02:46,575 --> 00:02:50,741 Michael has taped every Dundies Awards, 36 00:02:50,905 --> 00:02:55,891 and now he's making me look through hours of footage to find highlights. 37 00:02:55,915 --> 00:02:58,661 That's the type of song we're gonna play to the ladies, Hit it Dwight ! 38 00:03:01,228 --> 00:03:08,140 A little bit of Pam, all night long. A little bit of Angela, on the sing. 39 00:03:08,195 --> 00:03:09,900 A little bit of... 40 00:03:09,936 --> 00:03:14,493 This is the part where Kevin stands in front of the camcorder all night. It's great. 41 00:03:21,705 --> 00:03:24,050 - It was you. - It wasn't me, I swear. 42 00:03:24,196 --> 00:03:27,303 So what's the joke ? You're not perfect either ! 43 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:30,732 - We're not laughing at you Dwight ! - So who are you laughing at ? 44 00:03:30,905 --> 00:03:34,960 - Just something somebody wrote. - Who ? Dave Barry ? 45 00:03:35,116 --> 00:03:38,870 No, no. That was just something that was written on the ladies room wall. 46 00:03:39,006 --> 00:03:40,353 What is it ? Who wrote it ? 47 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:44,662 - It's kind of private, - It's about Michael ! 48 00:03:44,845 --> 00:03:48,272 That is defacement of company property, so you'd better tell me. 49 00:03:48,446 --> 00:03:51,162 Kelly, if you tell me, you'll be punished less. 50 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,341 - Ok, now I'm laughing at you ! 51 00:03:56,055 --> 00:04:00,113 Will her highness Jan Levinson Gould be 52 00:04:00,177 --> 00:04:04,813 descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here, 53 00:04:04,846 --> 00:04:06,271 Dunder Mifflin Scranton ? 54 00:04:06,378 --> 00:04:09,733 - It's a two and a half hour drive from New York Michael. 55 00:04:09,768 --> 00:04:13,620 - Well, you could take the bus, you could work on the way here, sleep on the way home. 56 00:04:13,666 --> 00:04:14,591 - No. 57 00:04:14,648 --> 00:04:17,461 Come on Jan this is important, I mean, 58 00:04:17,485 --> 00:04:22,021 this is validation to my employees here that you and corporate approved of this. 59 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:25,270 We don't approve of this Michael. 60 00:04:25,275 --> 00:04:28,552 You only have the budget for one office party a year so, 61 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:30,663 we're not paying for this. 62 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,931 - Are you here ? - Yeah, I'm here, I just wanted to 63 00:04:38,098 --> 00:04:40,681 talk to you for a second about that. 64 00:04:40,918 --> 00:04:47,362 What..., what is..., I mean, come on Jan ! You're dropping a A-bomb on me here ! 65 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:52,608 - Really ? I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you. - Well, yeah, what is... no you can't ! 66 00:04:52,615 --> 00:04:54,197 - You already had a party on May 5th for no reasons ? 67 00:04:54,205 --> 00:04:57,881 No reasons ? It was the 05-05-05 party ! 68 00:04:57,888 --> 00:05:00,830 - And you also had a... - It happens once every billion years ! 69 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:04,382 - And the tsunami relief fund raiser with somehow lost a lot of money 70 00:05:04,408 --> 00:05:10,223 Ok, no that was a fun raiser, I think I made that very clear on the flyers. Fun, F-U-N. 71 00:05:10,258 --> 00:05:12,590 ... don't have a tsunami Fun raiser, Michael. - Well... 72 00:05:12,656 --> 00:05:16,350 I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage. 73 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:23,160 It's a little character I like to do. It is loosely based on Karnack, 74 00:05:23,276 --> 00:05:26,542 one of Carson's classic characters. 75 00:05:27,863 --> 00:05:34,062 We got... the PLO, the IRA and the hot-dogs stand behind the warehouse. 76 00:05:39,195 --> 00:05:44,493 Name 3 businesses that have better healthcare plans than Dunder Mifflin. 77 00:05:46,266 --> 00:05:50,440 Here's the problem : There is no open bar because of Jan, 78 00:05:50,748 --> 00:05:56,500 and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a 2-drink minimum. 79 00:05:57,475 --> 00:06:03,451 We'll be fine. I just wish people gonna be drunk. 80 00:06:15,147 --> 00:06:18,360 - Dwight get out of here what are you doing into ladies room...? - No no no, it's not what you're... 81 00:06:18,395 --> 00:06:20,760 - Why were you in there ? - You are a pervert ! - What were you doing in there ? 82 00:06:20,776 --> 00:06:21,693 - You are a pervert ! - I am not ! 83 00:06:21,826 --> 00:06:29,910 The Dundee award, for longest engagement, goes to Pam Beesly, Pam everybody ! 84 00:06:31,626 --> 00:06:34,790 When will that girl gonna be married ? That’s what I have to say 85 00:06:34,808 --> 00:06:36,030 - Oh Roy's accepting ? - Yes. 86 00:06:36,058 --> 00:06:39,133 Thank you, you have any words you'd like to say, at Pam's behalf ? 87 00:06:39,158 --> 00:06:44,411 - We'll see you next year ! - Yeah ! Oh nuts ! Oh gosh ! 88 00:06:45,075 --> 00:06:48,563 - I'm not changing that, that's the best one. - No it's hilarious, you're right. 89 00:06:48,606 --> 00:06:54,023 I just think, world's on disengagement, we're all expecting it you know ? 90 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:59,412 That's why it's funny, every year that Roy and Pam don't get married it gets funnier ! 91 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:03,622 Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy. 92 00:07:04,498 --> 00:07:06,703 - Ow, lazy ! 93 00:07:08,278 --> 00:07:11,851 Excuse me, everyone, can I have your attention please ? 94 00:07:12,857 --> 00:07:15,871 I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. 95 00:07:15,938 --> 00:07:20,410 Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. 96 00:07:20,465 --> 00:07:25,130 Having a bathroom is a privilege, it is called a ladies-room for a reason, 97 00:07:25,167 --> 00:07:30,870 and if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom. 98 00:07:31,256 --> 00:07:35,342 - You're taking away our bathroom ? - We are going to have 2 men rooms. 99 00:07:35,398 --> 00:07:40,360 - But where would we go ? - Be prepared to hold it folks, from 9 AM... 100 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:41,491 - Michael ? - Yes ? 101 00:07:41,505 --> 00:07:43,813 Dwight is banning us from our bathroom. 102 00:07:43,816 --> 00:07:47,170 - Ok, well that's ridiculous, just don't... I don't have time for this right now. 103 00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:52,785 - There needs to be repercussions to people's behavior... - Don't don't talk don't touch stop it oddment ! 104 00:07:52,977 --> 00:07:57,293 - Ok, look I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year, 105 00:07:57,307 --> 00:08:03,463 how there is no money, and how there is no food, and how the jokes are really bad. 106 00:08:03,595 --> 00:08:06,312 But what the hell everybody ? 107 00:08:06,408 --> 00:08:13,373 I mean, god the Dundies are about the best, in every one of us. 108 00:08:13,825 --> 00:08:15,701 Can't you see that ? I mean... 109 00:08:17,045 --> 00:08:22,670 ok, we can do better, so, tonight, for the first time, 110 00:08:22,747 --> 00:08:28,972 We are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us. 111 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:31,050 - Yes ! - Yeah, not bad right ? 112 00:08:31,065 --> 00:08:33,243 So let's make this best Dundies ever ! 113 00:08:35,037 --> 00:08:36,252 Best Dundies ever ! 114 00:08:43,577 --> 00:08:48,060 Welcome to eighth annual Dundies awards ! Before we get started, a few announcements : 115 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,433 Keep your acceptance speeches shorts, 116 00:08:50,454 --> 00:08:54,969 I have wrap it up music and I'm not afraid to use it, Devin. 117 00:09:05,185 --> 00:09:08,821 The Dundies, how can I explain it ? A word to auto mated, 118 00:09:08,886 --> 00:09:11,610 You've all made it You had a was, you work so hard 119 00:09:11,637 --> 00:09:13,450 You fell a no, no This isn't just a name 120 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,260 And now the N-O And he's been says Hello 121 00:09:15,515 --> 00:09:17,703 Cut, come on ! 122 00:09:17,878 --> 00:09:22,491 The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, 123 00:09:22,725 --> 00:09:27,823 and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so, 124 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:31,503 you're kind of there. That's kind of what it's like. 125 00:09:31,748 --> 00:09:35,260 ... Dundee, you wanted that Dundee... 126 00:09:36,498 --> 00:09:41,292 - The waitress tripped on the cord. - All right, joke'o'landed, so we are here, 127 00:09:41,335 --> 00:09:46,211 Thank you all for coming, to the 2005 Dundee Awards, 128 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:51,153 I am your host, Michael Scott, and I just want to tell you 129 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:57,672 please, please, do not drink and drive, because you may hit a bump, and spill the drink. 130 00:09:58,748 --> 00:10:00,623 All the flotties on the group tab. 131 00:10:00,696 --> 00:10:05,150 No, actually this year no group tab we're gonna be doing separate checks ! 132 00:10:08,035 --> 00:10:13,790 - You said we could bring our families. - I did, and why didn't you Stanley ? 133 00:10:13,956 --> 00:10:18,652 - I did, my wife's name is Terry. - Well, I'm looking forward to meeting Terry. 134 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:22,001 It's this person whose hand I'm holding Michael. 135 00:10:23,108 --> 00:10:26,080 Oh yeah ! - Shut it ! 136 00:10:26,146 --> 00:10:31,492 Good, speaking of relationships, of all way shapes and forms, 137 00:10:32,134 --> 00:10:37,429 I was out on a very very hot date last night with a girl from HR Dwight. 138 00:10:37,558 --> 00:10:43,243 - Really ? We don't have any girls from HR. - Know that, for the sake of the story. 139 00:10:43,371 --> 00:10:47,667 And things were getting hot and heavy, - Yeah - and I was about to take her bra off, 140 00:10:47,828 --> 00:10:48,183 Yeah ! 141 00:10:48,238 --> 00:10:50,963 When she had me fill out six hours worth of paper work. 142 00:10:51,037 --> 00:10:55,320 - Like an AIDS test ? - No... god. 143 00:10:57,073 --> 00:11:01,146 - All right. So let's get this party started ! - Hey let's go to Poor Richard's. 144 00:11:01,329 --> 00:11:07,330 - Yeah, let's get out of here. - Guys, where are you going ? 145 00:11:07,426 --> 00:11:11,436 - Just... Pam shows is getting started. - Sorry. 146 00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:15,009 - And now 147 00:11:15,089 --> 00:11:18,960 - You're staying ? - Yeah. I have to eat somewhere. 148 00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:29,773 - The Busiest Beaver award goes to Phyllis Lapin ! Way to go Phyllis ! Nice work ! Per usual ! 149 00:11:29,845 --> 00:11:34,782 - This says bushiest beaver. - What ? I told them busiest... idiots ! 150 00:11:34,797 --> 00:11:37,510 - It's fine, - Well we can fix it, we'll fix it up ! 151 00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:38,671 You don't have to display that. 152 00:11:38,706 --> 00:11:41,480 - Because that's what happen every time ! - He's a jackass, every year ! 153 00:11:41,527 --> 00:11:44,791 - Come on, we're going to Poor Richard's. - No, I don't want go I don't want to ! 154 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:45,313 Pam ! 155 00:11:45,315 --> 00:11:47,603 If you would have asked me that then you would know ! 156 00:11:48,268 --> 00:11:50,182 Herro everybodeeee. 157 00:11:51,686 --> 00:11:55,113 Hey ! How are you ? I thought you'd left. 158 00:11:55,116 --> 00:11:59,071 No, I decided to stay. I'll just get a ride home from Angela. 159 00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:03,340 Jan Levinson Gould ! 160 00:12:03,376 --> 00:12:05,582 - Good I'm just in time for Ping ! - Yeah 161 00:12:10,137 --> 00:12:11,821 You know what I'm talking about ! 162 00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:12,913 Can I get a drink ? 163 00:12:16,434 --> 00:12:21,511 This next award goes to somebody who really lights up the office. 164 00:12:21,526 --> 00:12:27,070 Somebody who I think a lot of us cannot keep from checking out. 165 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:31,370 The hottest, in the office award goes to... 166 00:12:31,878 --> 00:12:34,402 Ryan the temp ! 167 00:12:41,335 --> 00:12:42,421 Here you go ! 168 00:12:51,756 --> 00:12:54,722 What am I going to do with the award ? 169 00:12:56,406 --> 00:13:00,033 Nothing, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 170 00:13:00,657 --> 00:13:03,481 That's the least of my concerns right now. 171 00:13:03,707 --> 00:13:08,572 And the Tight Ass award goes to Angela, 172 00:13:08,666 --> 00:13:14,923 not only because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but because she has a great caboose ! 173 00:13:16,577 --> 00:13:20,463 - So come on down ! - No. 174 00:13:27,526 --> 00:13:29,610 I think those might be empty. 175 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:33,223 No, no ‘cause the ice melts, and then it's like second drink ! 176 00:13:34,426 --> 00:13:35,790 Second drink ? 177 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:41,453 The spicy curry award goes to our very own Kelly Kapoor ! 178 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,150 Get on up here ! 179 00:13:44,108 --> 00:13:45,200 There you go ! 180 00:13:45,815 --> 00:13:47,781 - Spicy curry, what's that mean ? 181 00:13:47,857 --> 00:13:49,851 - Not everything means something, this is a joke. 182 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:52,771 - Yeah, but why did you give it to me ? - I don't know, I'd just... 183 00:13:52,836 --> 00:13:55,893 - This is a bowler ! - I know ! They didn't have any businessmen so... 184 00:13:56,026 --> 00:13:58,311 - Yeah but everyone else... - Just sit down Kelly. 185 00:14:02,485 --> 00:14:04,000 It's so freakin' hot in there. 186 00:14:04,106 --> 00:14:07,553 now I know what Bob Hope was going through when he performed in Saudi Arabia 187 00:14:08,225 --> 00:14:11,013 I got Dwight, sucking the funny out of room, but, 188 00:14:11,035 --> 00:14:14,990 you know, you do what you can do... here we go, he's early with the cue ! 189 00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:16,441 Got to go ! 190 00:14:16,549 --> 00:14:20,460 ("Tiny Dancer"- Elton John) - "You have won a tiny Dundie." 191 00:14:22,046 --> 00:14:25,440 - Sing it Elton ! - Hey thanks guys ! 192 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,512 - Hey where you guys from ? - We has came from your mama's house. 193 00:14:28,607 --> 00:14:29,791 Hey guys can I finish that ? 194 00:14:32,006 --> 00:14:33,293 Sing on a song dude ! 195 00:14:33,296 --> 00:14:37,221 You know what guys we're just having a little office party so if you wanna... 196 00:14:37,306 --> 00:14:44,930 - Hey ! You know cool it guys ! - You suck man ! You suck ! 197 00:14:48,245 --> 00:14:51,230 Let's cut it ! 198 00:14:53,886 --> 00:15:01,022 I've a few more Dundies to give out tonight, but I'm just gonna cut it short, and rapid up. 199 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,241 So everybody can enjoy their food. 200 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:07,780 Thanks for listening, those of you who listened. 201 00:15:08,245 --> 00:15:10,001 This last Dundee is for Kevin, 202 00:15:10,006 --> 00:15:13,640 this is the "don't go in there after me" award, it's for the time that 203 00:15:13,776 --> 00:15:19,462 I went to the bathroom after him and it was really, really smelly, so. 204 00:15:22,325 --> 00:15:23,421 Here you go. 205 00:15:29,535 --> 00:15:36,670 Yeah Kevin, for Kevin, for stinking up the bathroom ! 206 00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:43,591 - Hey I haven't gotten one yet ! - Yes, I have not gotten one either ! 207 00:15:43,636 --> 00:15:45,813 So keep going ! - More Dundies ! 208 00:15:45,835 --> 00:15:51,170 Dundies ! - Dundies ! 209 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,472 All right, we'll keep 'em rolling. 210 00:15:54,477 --> 00:16:00,381 This is the fine work award, this goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year. 211 00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,363 You know you did ! 212 00:16:04,307 --> 00:16:07,213 Speech-speech-speech-speech 213 00:16:07,246 --> 00:16:12,502 Well, last year I got great work, so I don't know... 214 00:16:12,716 --> 00:16:15,292 I don't know what to think about this award, 215 00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:19,751 but at least I didn't get smelliest bowel movement like Kevin ! 216 00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:27,221 And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesly, 217 00:16:27,226 --> 00:16:30,541 I think we all know what award Pam is gonna be getting this year, 218 00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:37,511 It is the whitest sneakers award, because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on ! 219 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:43,980 Get on down here ! Pam Beesly ladies and gentlemen ! Here we go ! 220 00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:49,950 I have so many people to thank for this award ! 221 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:57,802 Ok, first off, my Keds, because I couldn't have done it without them, thank you. 222 00:16:57,948 --> 00:17:04,302 Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks, 223 00:17:04,826 --> 00:17:07,722 and also because of Dwight too. 224 00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:12,750 Finally I want to thank God, 225 00:17:13,395 --> 00:17:16,700 because God gave me this Dundee, 226 00:17:16,846 --> 00:17:20,772 and I feel God in this Chili's tonight. 227 00:17:23,237 --> 00:17:27,960 Pam Beesly ladies and gentlemen ! Ow, thank you ! 228 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,742 What a great year for the Dundies ! 229 00:17:41,796 --> 00:17:47,173 We got to see Ping, and we learned Michael's true feelings for Ryan, which was touching. 230 00:17:47,226 --> 00:17:52,931 And we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs, which for me, 231 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,082 has ruined them for life ! 232 00:17:57,018 --> 00:17:59,122 - What ? - Nothing. 233 00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:02,710 - Okay. - What ? 234 00:18:02,778 --> 00:18:04,742 I don't know, what ? 235 00:18:05,455 --> 00:18:10,960 Oh my god ! You are so drunk ! Did you get that ? 236 00:18:11,016 --> 00:18:13,861 Please tell me that you got, this is all gonna be on. 237 00:18:15,297 --> 00:18:17,602 - It's ok I'm a sheriff's deputy. - Well, he's volunteer ! 238 00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:18,792 Don't get into that now. 239 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:22,323 We need something to caution her head, throw a pillow, a cush ? 240 00:18:22,325 --> 00:18:23,620 - Dwight come on ! - I'm gonna use my shirt. 241 00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:25,332 - Get off of me ! - No ! 242 00:18:25,585 --> 00:18:28,931 - I'm sorry, sir, you gotta have to put your clothes back. We're trying to eat... 243 00:18:28,946 --> 00:18:31,962 Was this year's Dundies a success ? Well, let me see : 244 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:35,872 I made Pam laugh so hard that she fell out of her chair and she almost broke her neck. 245 00:18:36,138 --> 00:18:38,470 So I killed, almost ! 246 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:44,800 Oh my god ! I just wanna say that this was the best Dundies ever ! 247 00:18:48,457 --> 00:18:51,141 We have a strict policy here, not oversunk. 248 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:55,120 Apparently this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables. 249 00:18:55,177 --> 00:19:00,571 Eyes at her officer driver's license and she is not welcome at this restaurant chains ever again ! 250 00:19:01,576 --> 00:19:03,180 - Great work tonight ! - Watch your step ! 251 00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:04,192 Excellent. 252 00:19:04,238 --> 00:19:08,853 Thanks, I do check her pupils to make sure that wasn't a concoction. 253 00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:13,513 Yes that too but I mean with the audio, great work ! 254 00:19:16,495 --> 00:19:19,790 I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall. 255 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,271 No you don't. 256 00:19:23,348 --> 00:19:32,242 Oh, here she is. Careful. All right, easy. Almost there. 257 00:19:32,377 --> 00:19:39,103 - Hey hum, can I ask you a question ? - Shoot. 258 00:19:45,845 --> 00:19:50,503 - I just wanted to say thanks. - That's not really a question. 259 00:19:50,818 --> 00:19:53,190 Ok let's get you home, come. 260 00:19:57,858 --> 00:20:00,273 - Good bye. - Good night, have a good night. 261 00:20:00,385 --> 00:20:01,742 Thank you Angela !